The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya - Building a Fake Hospital in Your House with Alexis Stone

Episode Date: January 11, 2022

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Join for just $4.99 a month. Savings may vary. Eligibility and member terms apply. Well, today we have the incredible, the incredible fortune, very late in the game of our beauty podcast, the 11th hour, probably the most appropriate and fascinating guest

we could ever have dreamed of, Miss Alexis Stone. Alexis Stone. You know, I didn't even know you were in the states i thought we were doing a digital thing today oh no seriously did you really said we're having a guest and i said yeah i think but it's on zoom oh no i didn't know and then you showed up here no no she's her yeah zoom's gotten really sophisticated zoom yeah it's like you're in the room she's here i can't even smell it's a body double what are you for you, that wouldn't be that surprising.

What do you do in the States? Soon as they open borders, a year and a half of being stuck in England is just like not the fantasy. So I booked flights for the next day and I'm here for a few months. Just catching up with friends, making new enemies, seeing old faces,

showing off my new face. Yeah. Seeing old faces, getting new faces. Seeing old faces. So I read a little thing that you were um and i was like oh my god i know this woman you were talking it was like from a couple years ago some interview and you talked about like you're they were talking about your inspirations in drag and you mentioned um a few movies basic instinct sleeping with the enemy the hand that rocks the cradle in mrs doubtfire. I was like, oh, I got this.

I got this. That's his number. It's single white female. And I was like, you would love it. Talking about cold women. I was like, oh, I know this bitch. That was like, ugh. Those movies are like, they ring such specific deep bells in my soul.

Yeah. And how old are you? 28. Jesus. That's strange i've just like i get the whole like gay references like give me cruella as well but the unhinged like yeah lifetime movie vibes yeah thriller vibes something's wrong with tanya yeah you know yeah we need to talk about kevin gorge i love that and the rocks the cradle. Well, it's all about

the PC bangs. The hand that rocks the cradle. That, I mean. There's only one line I remember from that film that I wish we could or I wish I could say.

I think I know exactly. Is it when she's talking to the guy? Yeah, I know exactly what that line is and it's a different time now. It's 2022. Oh.

Yeah. About the panties. Oh my Yeah. About the panties. Oh my God. She plants panties. This is. Oh, I know. I've seen it. Okay, okay.

And then I remember the scene where the girl can't find her aspirator. Yes. I don't even. She rigged the greenhouse for Jill. That's fierce.

Peyton Flanders. But you know what though? At that point, marriage is a prison. Let him take your man. Who cares? You can make another baby you can have another baby

and you know what at a second wedding you don't have to wear white oh I'm thinking canary you could do cream beige off white

yeah so who okay I don't even know where to start with you I don't know you know what we do poorly we don't tell the audience

who they are what they've done what they're gonna do sometimes we wait until the very last sentence to say the name I know so I thought You know what we do poorly? We don't tell the audience who they are, what they've done, what they're going to do. Sometimes we wait until the very last sentence to say the name. I thought maybe a little exposition might be in order or introduction. In particular, I want to tell people if they're not aware, I think most of our fans might be aware of.

You pulled a stunt that I think is like, not like, I don't want to sound pretentious when I say this, but I legitimately think it's like a performance art level, long form con slash art piece. It's up there with National Treasure. Oh, it's the Da Vinci Code. Yeah, it's the Da Vinci Code. Like, it was Tom Hanks running through the Sistine Chapel. It was like, because I watched it.

It gets me if you can. You're a celebrated drag queen and makeup artist and you used your powers for evil in a way. No, you used your evil powers to hold up a mirror

to the evils of the world, I feel like. You want to tell everyone what you did? Tell them what you fucking did. I mean, it's kind of old news for some people,

but it's new news for some people. So it was three years ago. On New Year's Eve, I tore my face off. did. I mean, it's kind of old news for some people, but it's new news for some people. So it was three years ago. On New Year's Eve, I tore my face off. I convinced the world for, I don't know, maybe six months I'd had like extensive plastic surgery. I was one of the people who believed it. I 100% believed it.

I believed it. She believed it. She's an actor. No one knew it was fake. Everyone thinks I had like a small circle. No one knew it was fake. Wow. That's the only way I think it could have,

why it works. And I would encourage people to go right now to her Instagram, which is the Alexa Stone, because you can see the, and because what people thought you had done to your face was quite. Extreme.

Extreme. Yeah, that's the word. Extreme. Whether or not you think it's beautiful or exciting, it's extreme. Yeah. Because you really let them, the comment section became just. A narrative. Mad Max. Yeah. think it's beautiful or exciting it's extreme yeah because you you really let them you the

comment section became just um a narrative mad max yeah and it you know what it really it it shocked me how comfortable strangers felt telling you how they felt about what you did value system your mental health about yeah exactly everybody was somehow had a psychiatric degree it was in every group and i get it like i knew it was striking and the scary bit is is i was due to have all of those surgeries and then i know i was flying till i ran they didn't let me in because i'm i was running till i fly not even worth interrupting for such a horrible i hate myself go on jesus christ i'm so happy i think we're turning a corner i think this is a breakthrough can you please continue to go to iran and by the way how would you just this is an audio podcast how would you describe the look that

you pulled off yeah it was feline yeah i would describe it as socialite in her 70s hunger games it was hunger games in the hunger games books the upper class have like stretch implants and they look almost feline yeah gotcha yeah it was my idea of beauty at the time and i think that was when i was at my worst with drinking drugs making money it was like a catastrophe so i was like struggling with paying homage to women i idolized like jocelyn yeah and knowing the difference between dressing up so when i became sober i rung my friend david who did pants labyrinth and hellboy and crimson peak jesus and i said i need a face and i told him this crazy idea and I think the idea of taking movie quality concepts and introducing it into a real life scenario is exciting as a makeup artist

yeah so he got what he needed from it I got I guess what I needed from it I got very carried away it was like I was I believed you got to live the what if that people with plastic surgery don't get to live. You know, for tattoos, sometimes don't they put it on you and tell you to go wear it around and see how you feel about it? It's like when you work at the mall, you tell people to put a lipstick on

and go shopping and see how they feel about it. You put on this whole other face and got to see how you and the world would feel about it. You got Mrs. Doubtfired. Remember when Robert Williams goes, can you make me a woman? That's it.

That was you. That was the reference. So what, and I'm, I love that the fantasy of that movie, of course, is getting into drag and de-dragging in under what? Two and a half minutes.

Yeah. How did that, how long did that take? And the reward is to see kids. Yeah. To spend more time with children. I don't know anybody who's putting on a wig to see children. Doubtfire.

I mean. At least Tootsie got a soap opera role jesus christ you know what i mean yeah and like to get you know uh to touch terry gar's titties so what um how what's the time start to finish with that face the top secret face life cast sculpting probably took about two months convincing people and my friends that I was going to get surgery. Building this, we built a hospital in my apartment. What? I'm like, so this, it, we really covered.

Yeah. I traveled so I could just take videos of me on the plane flying to the destination. You are, why don't you work for the CIA or M16 or something? I mean, what is it? I don't think I could ever trust you. No. Knowing this. That I know.

That I know. Information. I am so what is it? I don't think I could ever trust you. No, I know. Knowing this. That I know. That I know. Information. I am so, you know what I love about it? I just stupidly thought, well, she probably has a small circle and it was sort of like a joke that I bet she knew about it.

But the world is sort of not thinking because there was comments that were like, this can't be real. Oh, I never saw those comments. But she was known as a makeup artist who transformed. Of course.

So some of the comments were like, this can't be. It's makeup. People were comments but she was known as a makeup artist who transformed so some of the comments were like this can't be it's make ever people were convinced it was makeup at first and then i think it got it was every day for three months i wore the face yes because i remember you wore it out i didn't leave the house there are stories that i wish i was ahead of like production then because i would have documented everything but what happened in just the day-to-day life was more of like a tell story like from almost being arrested i got pulled over by police because i used to wear like a face mask before the days that wearing face masks were normal and i used to have to like take my face off and have a hard shell version of it which is called a stuntman mask and then i would bump into friends so i would have to run away because the mouth didn't move on

that particular mask. Oh my fucking God. It was meant to go on for another six months, and I broke, and I posted it in my phone. How did you? You had me at, I built a fake hospital in my house. I had to buy all the hospital equipment by registering as a medical professional.

Alexis Stone, MD, PhD, DID. This is, cannot handle, you know what I'm going to say about you? You're thorough. And your attention, well, your work as an artist and a performer and all that,

your attention to detail so high, I guess it makes sense that if you're pulling off a stunt, you're not going to be hazy about it. You're going to be, Oh, I have to do them. You're showing at the Guggenheim. You're not going to just say, I don't want to do that wall.

You know, you cover all the bases. Like this is not going to just say, I don't want to do that wall. You know, you cover all the bases. Like this is not drag to me. To me, drag is handing the DJ your CD five minutes before you go on. A scratch CD. This is not that. This is nothing of the sort. And I just, I so vividly recall me and Andrew like following the saga every day because Andrew's obsessed with plastic surgery.

And we were like, what in the fuck is happening she really did this or like and we're like is this like it was just riveting it became a lot more emotionally draining than i had ever envisioned it i thought it was just going to be a little gag where i could go to sleep at night knowing that i kind of had one in your hospital bed and like the longer and like the longer you i don't know sat home and watched hulu the longer you could keep this stunt going and the longer you kept it going the more impressive it was like it wasn't for a week it wasn't april fools does your family know they didn't know my mom knew my mom my dad thought it was real oh you're a terrorist what did they say when you revealed that it was fake? You Scooby-Doo.

I mean, I don't talk to my father anyway, so crickets. But it was when I revealed it, I knew, I thought it would be a gag, but like two minutes after tearing my face off, I had like Kim Kardashian message me, Lady Gaga. Like that's when I was like, oh, I was like, people are paying attention to this. Yeah. And then as it like, oh, I was like, people are paying attention to this. Yeah. And then as it like months after I saw, I took so much learning from it.

And it was like, it was in every like group chat. It was like, yeah, it was funny. And it was at a perfect time for me where I was like in the prime of being a cunt. So it was like the perfect, ha ha ha ha, he's ruined his fucking face. Yeah. You know what I liked about it? It allowed the performance to really be the way people feel comfortable responding to someone else's face

oh absolutely that was the real show that was the show what you did was not morally gray even it was what it was what people were did with the way we responded to it was the sad part it was kill myself i mean it was fascinating because you have so many different, it wasn't even just like for or against, it was like the diagnosticians all of a sudden and then you have the people who are like fighting on your behalf and then the justification for that and then you have the people

who are just telling you to kill yourself. It is crazy. That was a lot. And I don't have anything done, but I love plastic surgery. I mean, to me, Amanda should be president. So when I saw what you did, I was like, work. I wasn't like, you look better have anything done but i love plastic surgery and i mean to me amanda should be president so when i saw what you did i was like work i wasn't like you look better or you look worse i just felt

you know it's about somebody's autonomy and that's why you're like work yeah i felt beautiful did you people still really struggle to like get up but i think for me beauty and surgery i see it as a science and body modification which we all do from like corsets, bleaching our hair, makeup. It's all editing. Yeah. It's extreme. Art directing your face, you said in that article.

It's perfect. I'm not aging gracefully. Like it's just not, it's within my means. And again, I said earlier, I'm trying to have a good time. Like I'll deal with the consequences further down the line. Yeah.

I think something about being unapologetically yourself regardless of what people think it looks like is beautiful to me i have huge admiration to the the scary looking ones or the striking ones or yeah yeah i think it's like it's sexy a hundred percent i remember seeing this picture of you outside of a vita and you were in your full body suit it was like you were wearing like oh the dental floss you're wearing like dental floss. You were wearing like dental floss. Oh, I do remember that. The illusion was so good that it looked like,

because you're wearing shapewear and then you're wearing enough rubber and stuff to correct, so you can't see the boning, you can't see the, it was, you looked like a naked woman sitting outside of a Vita.

It was fucking cool. I saw you like walking through a parking garage and I was like, that's when I decided to get the full suit have you seen this person's suit they're hot though right oh i i wrote in my little note just uh talk about heat with a legs it's insufferable you can't it's like a scuba diving suit on top of pads corsets it's it's unsustainable it's unsustainable it's like a 20 second real moment and then take it off. Yeah.

I've never done it. I will never do it. About 20 seconds. Yeah. I've worn the breastplate for like, you know, photo shoot six, six hours, maybe four hours. And it's even the breastplate is. Do you wear a vest underneath the breastplate though? Yes.

A cut up vest. Game changer. Game changer. Yeah, I was doing it the other day and I was like, wow, I'm really stupid. However, I took it off and then it was like I dumped it in a pool. Oh, wet. A wet thud into the trash. Into the trash.

You sell those, though. Trash. I have a piece of information. Did you sell the prosthetic pieces? And were they, was it when you tore them off and it was used, did you sell it or anything? I keep the originals to everything I do, whether it's like the molds or the sculpts. Cause that's the NFT.

Hello. Oh, I'm waiting for when I die. Yeah. Or at least make people think I'm dead. So cash in. Cause they were investments and I'm looking forward to there being a moment where I could make. Mama,

your funeral is going to be lit. No, I'm going to go to your funeral. And after all this information, after the fake hospital, I'm going to go to your funeral. And after all this information, after the fake hospital, I'm going to go to your funeral and go, yeah, okay. Let me know when Santa Claus gets here to mourn.

I'm checking pulses with DNA. She's not dead. You're going to really be dead. I'm going to be like, look at her. I'll be sat next to you watching. Then bury me. You'll be in a different look. You'll be as,

you'll be Sharon Stone. In a full, like like literally it's just i know i got your number hussy i have thought about it yeah who's your beauty icons like who's the inspire your top tens jocelyn wildenstein because it's just so unapologetic and just money yeah um well i can appreciate a huge spectrum of like drag beauty aesthetics whether you're male female anywhere in between are there any drag queens specifically yeah like any um not in the room now let me ask you something if you had to do a body snatch right now with someone living or dead

and then continue on the rest of your life with that body as they age wait who would it be do you inhabit their life or inhabit their body oh just okay not their not their um their abilities physical like simone biles you could flip and stuff okay but not but still your brain you don't have to go be simone biles no okay no no is your brain and your brain biles body i would love i mean amanda is just like it's the fantasy yeah it's the snatches i've lived with trans in my whole life so my reference point has always been like a caricature version like just the fantasy and above and beyond i even i would like to think that's why i do the whole silicone and the pads and the abnormally small waist i just like to look like a drawing yeah i mean amanda's a genius

a g we talk i talk about her pretty much every other episode but i remember the first time i saw a picture of her and she made me want to do drag i just was like i just hadn't i remember seeing that mac heatherette campaign and being like it was like a record scratch life began she just is yeah she's so nice and i mean so nice and personal she has really sweet hands oh really like the softest hands i've ever felt it's the one thing i noticed with not the first thing i noticed but on the list yeah i noticed you remarked on my gorilla hands when we shook for the first time that was uh exfoliating interesting actually i actually have a message from amanda before we take a break oh yeah i have an important

message from oh yeah this is very important people please listen people i know what it's gonna be no you don't you don't know what i No, you don't. You don't know what I'm doing. You don't have my phone. Is it a short? No, it's a film. Oh, okay. It's Amanda Lepore. You're gorgeous and don't die of coronavirus.

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Big, fat, fucking fatty liar. That would be my tagline. People call you a liar? People call me fake Big, fat, fucking fatty liar. That would be my tagline. People call you a liar? People call me fake, but I've built a career off it. There you go. Who is calling who fake these days? You like doing appearances in drag?

When the money's right. Do you like performing? I think my idea of performance is like what I put out to the world. I like controlled environments. Yes, sure. Just because I find it a lot. Yeah. You don't want to get on a stage and wiggle at the club when you did a vita were you more like a guest you'd get on stage do a wiggle yeah get naked tear my face off give the kids what they want for me that's like a it's a bish bash bosh i love it obviously and you get that like interaction

of like i would like to say more normal people because people don't tell me to go kill myself to my face yeah that's a funny thing about if you want can i call your dad yeah funny thing about that they tend to withhold the um the real heavy insults for um online yeah yeah yeah that works with me yeah yeah and in real person nobody ever says like no i've never had a in person situation. The most insulting things are accidental. Yeah. Oh, I love your, I love your style and I love your attitude. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Did you know about this? Somebody said to me at a meet and greet in Milwaukee, I love your style. And they turned to Katya and said, and I love your attitude. I would live for that. It was hysterical.

It was really, really funny. We fell out. We both fell out. Also, the time that I bombed at a stand-up show and someone said,

I liked it. Like, contrary to the people around her, I liked it. I don't think it was that bad. Yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or, oh my God, I used to hate you. I don't know what that is.

People say that. but they still, yeah. I used to hate you and I continue to do so that is. People say that. I get that, but they still. Yeah. I used to hate you. No. And I continue to do so. Thanks for reminding me why. Yeah.

Oh, I have a question. What makeup products do you love? Like what brands do you watch? Who do you love? Who do you stan? Who do I stan? Drop the makeup skincare routine, sis. Which when people at your level who do makeup at your level,

I just always wonder what they're like. Your house is on fire. You have a few products to grab. What are grabbing oh i'm leaving the makeup i think she's taking the hospital i'm leaving i'm taking the original face i tore off yeah my idea of like i love special effects that's like my nerdy side that's what gets me excited but i can obviously enjoy makeup in general like you have to if you're in this industry but yeah i mean i kind of like i get a bit bougie now like i'm on like the kevin aquan life good for you do you think that i mean i love the sensual skin enhancers it's like um money it's like cake batter dollars yeah 48

dollars for like quarter of an hour under the eye yeah it is a super emollient though like i do feel cake batter yeah i do feel that it maybe wouldn't totally set or. Oh no, it sets. Okay. It works. Yeah. It sets,

but it's sensual skin enhance. I also remember they used to have blushes that were like this big and I'd be like work. Yeah. I feel like you can make any product work though. Can I ask you a question about skin? Because I just read this book. That's crazy about like our microbiome. Do you have skin?

No, this is a prosthetic and that would be the if you ever ripped your fucking face off in front of me i would just die and it was martin short it's martin short okay who would be the worst person if i tore my face off right now and you were presented with anyone who would be both of you who would you find the most uncomfortable person callista gingrich yeah you probably don't know her um or either one of my abusers or one of them yeah or i don't know what would be the worst oh if she pulled this face off and it's the same face that would be chilling just an eighth of an inch smaller.

Because who's going to expect that it's her being her the whole time? And then the whole top half of your body falls off and is ginger minge underneath it. Operating the left ankle. He's still on her shoulders. Well, you got me, girl. You got me, girl. So you got hooked up with uh effects people right it was kind of decide like a you talked about like a quid pro quo arrangement for the the stunt um how

much knowledge prior to the big stunt has you had about prosthetics and how they work and stuff because that stuff is fucking complicated it's a science i think that's why i enjoy it because it's like you're taking chemicals measuring everything precisely and then you're Yeah, convincing someone even for its two seconds on a film that it's real It's a up straight the prosthetic plastic surgery was the first time I had ever stuck a prosthetic on my face Wow Yeah, it was a lot of pressure. I was looking at your squishy character where you have the cheeks and I mean, where do you? Can you I won't be squishy I just love enhanced beauty I like things to look a little warped

I like taking small pieces and I think anyone would say this in the industry if you can apply small changes to a face and you don't know which piece is real and fake that's a successful makeup especially with the the line between that is so difficult

I had my cheeks stretched for a video and it was so tough to get the rough. It's really, really tough to get the smooth edge. Yeah. Applying beauty makeup on top of prosthetics. It's just like, it's rough.

Yeah. You don't use beauty products even. I work. Yeah. Yeah. Sherwin Williams. I did a Santa Claus illusion last Christmas, which I saw and I love.

Yeah. Yeah. And when they did blush, they were like, well, we can't use blush. We have to use like a alcohol-based pink paint

and like stipple it on. Were the pieces latex or silicone? They were, I think, a hot foam latex. Okay, yeah. We've got to do a silicone moment. Silicone. Heavy.

Silicone's where it's at. You can't, it's a lot easier to work with silicone, I think. Oh, because you can put makeup on it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And it's translucent so you can paint it to look how skin actually should look. Yeah, grey. Grey and blue. Transparent and blue if you're from england work oh did you want to ask your skin question yes i do i wouldn't like do you have a skincare routine for out of out of drag and um what would that be what would that be comprised of i do drag like once a month work so i can't do more like that's great for the skin shaving every day like it's just yeah that's the kill joy for me yeah and like it won't use wet wipes i think it like

butchers my skin it like it strips up it does i'll only use the wipe once i've basically dissolved it with something else yeah melt away balms the spray i've actually been using a metal waste spray which actually was a melt away spray like butter like do you use the one size spray yeah i love it what do you call it one size one size go off um makeup remover spray it's the finest mist of like an oil you coat it on and it drips off yeah you leave it on for like maybe 60 seconds and you start to see the face drip are you sure about that no it's a game changer i was gooped i'll try it i want to get go gooped. One Size has a lot of products. That product is, I've never seen anything like it.

Is that Patrick Star? Yes. And I was like, how has no one thought of this? It makes the makeup come off and a wipe like fall off. Oh, that makes it ganky. And she has the wet wipes

that are like extra soaked. And the wet wipes are this big. They're giant. It's a towel. Could you do it? Oh, wow. I'm cheap. I'll pull out the wet wipe

and I have a pair of scissors that I keep with them and I cut them. I cut them in threes Do you really Yes Oh my god Because there's only 15 in a pack Only 15

They're expensive 15 in a pack That is such a good product Yeah Wipes fuck my face up Well makeup is so bad for the skin But like a Neutrogena wipe Unless you put some remover

Yeah Yeah it's bad And we've already shaved like Yeah if you have all that abraded skin Yeah. And we've already shaved like days in a row. Yeah, you have all that abraded skin. Yeah, especially if you have like three days shaving in a row like on Drag Race. It's like so horrifying.

It's so horrible. How many days in a row do you have to shave when you're on the show? Five. I was in drag six days last week. Oh, this one is... I'm in drag. That's unhinged.

Mental illness. That's unhinged. Mental illness. Mental illness. But what you're doing is you're shaving and you're taking off skin and you're exposing the pore basically

and then packing makeup into it you're packing seamless yeah well that's the thing but drag queens in general

have like live fast die young yeah yeah so like they're like I'll look good tonight longevity is not the game for drag queens I mean we're not exactly like

do you everybody in drag is either 21 or, we're not exactly like... Everybody in drag is either 21 or like they're a lifer. They're 50. That's why every drag show is like the mother of the house is like, turn in your music. And then like 21-year-olds who are like, I'm the most sickening thing anyone's ever seen.

Miss Hannigan and Annie. That's it. Yeah. Little girls. Little girls. Little girls. 100%. Have you ever done a real life drag show?

Yeah. Do you live or you don't live? I like watching. Do you know what's bad is every time I go to a drag show, I don't know why for whatever reason, I'll always like sitting in the front and like entertain it. I love seeing the girls. I love drag.

Every time I've ever gone to a show, I've filmed a queen falling off the stage onto me. I've got a whole whole a whole folder on my phone it's like the curse i think because they get a little stressed out because they have your beady eyes like eyeshadow palette out back and they're like it's her but is it her is this a stage are we in our house so they what they fall on me. And then they get injured and you go, I can take you to the hospital. So that's where you learned how to, that's how you got your doctor's license or whatever. I'm concerned that in the UK you can just send away for your nurse's license or whatever

the fuck you did. No, the UK is much more regulated than the United States. I don't think you need a haircutting license there. You don't need to like study makeup or beauty or anything. No. But there are way more banned products in the UK than there are here in the US.

Yeah, that's why I'm there. In terms of cosmetics and stuff. See, that's why I'm there. Yeah. Yeah. She's banning them. She said, this product's not good.

Ban it now. I'm working on my hand. You are? No. Oh, we can cut it if you want, but... No, I'm not. I want you to...

Will you do lips? Do you do your own line of like um luscious lips for the ladies or like filler no like glue on lips oh i love prosthetic moments of fun you can get the old alexa stone cheekbones they're like it's a good old one so beautiful i love it when i cost i don't know oh love it i think because they're handmade or in the studio okay i think it's i would say around 60 pounds but you can only wear prosthetics once i think people forget that yeah of course um do you must love um pearl pearl's character roxanne roxanne roxanne fab the makeup the mummy makeup uh that mummy returns yeah she

told me that makeup she's like people don't understand i'm in makeup for a couple hours just to start the makeup yes and then do the beauty face over that's the commitment you have i love that though yeah yeah and she doesn't remove the makeup and then put foundation on she puts it on over it's so gross it's so fabulous it's so good i live for her yeah so that kind of i mean i love you like you love the grotesque obviously i love the grotesque i think we obviously live in a world now where everything's censored that's which is infuriating so i lean more towards just enhanced beauty if it was down to me i'd be leaving the house as freddy krueger every day and like living my best life but people are a lot more accustomed to seeing like the pumped look yeah yeah i leave the house as freddy krueger and and

i try not to do that but i don't want to step on your toes yeah do you feel comfortable talking about any procedures sure there's a lot we like to ask let's go down the list what have you got bam bam bam and also what do you count as procedure injections or what yeah i love it when the girls go on the on the on the race oh yeah they're all like i'm all for plastic surgery i'm like girl you've had like half a million in your lap i'm like that doesn't count as plastic surgery oh they love to be like i'm sir i'm the surgery queen i'm like you've never been put under. I was going to say anesthesia. I'm like breaking a wrist on camera. Anesthesia.

One day at the beach, I'll never forget, Naomi Smalls said, there's really no substitute for going under the knife. I would agree. That sounds like a threat. I know. It was like, oh, you're 20-something. She said there's no substitute for going under the knife.

Yeah. And then she produced a fucking meat cleaver. There is something quite like addictive about being put to sleep like a medically induced coma michael jackson paying for yeah she yeah she got put to sleep every night yeah and then you wake up gorge well well you don't wake up gorge well for like a very split second and then the swelling you wake up the mummy returns that's that's always so fascinating to me because i don't have the attention span to deal with the three months of like convalescence required to get to that stage how do you cope with that have you had a procedure that it took a while to heal and you had to get through the bruising and the swelling and all that most of them take i would say between six

months to a year before you see like the full end result oh my god it's a lot hair transplants take a year that i know because those jobs a year girl and's a lot. Hair transplants take a year. That I know. Those jobs a year. Girl. And the thing about the hair transplants is you just have, you can't wear wigs. Well, you would have to take off from drag for months for that hair to like set. Someone had it.

Someone had it. All of the dolls have had it. All the dolls have had it. Every single one of them has had it. Yeah. It's crazy. Well, it's not crazy.

It's just whatever. Aging as a man is not where it's at. No, but I'm just surprised that people don't like that men don't lean into the fact that they can be bald and it's not a it's not even like it's just a thing it's absolutely an option i loved having no hair no eyebrows i love it i'm so fine with it but it's important to have the option with keeps got you baby i'm just saying everybody's on a different hair journey.

When I started losing my hair, I did not care. And especially when I shaved my head, I was more scared of going bald when I had hair. And then when I shaved my head, I was like, this is great. It's sexy. People love it. It's just easy. It's easy. And I'll throw a little wiglet on, a little bang if I need to.

You know what I mean? Yeah. And you can do hats. And when you have hair and you put on a hat, you're committing to a hat all day yes yeah and you're bald you can snatch that thing off and there's no hat hair you just live your life just live your life with keeps let's take a break we come to you from the mountain of entertainment to tell you what's streaming on Paramount Plus. Blockbusters Like A Quiet Place Day One

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We're back with Alexis Starn. What is a stone in English? The weight. What is that? I have no idea. And we're back. We're back with Alexis Starn. How much, how, what is a stone in English? The weight. What is that? I have no idea. Like, doctor asked me today,

I lost a stone. I lost half a stone. What is that? 14 pounds or something? Do you know? I think that's just people trying to be modest. No, no, no,

no, no. It's a unit of measurement. I've put on 15 pounds. It's so much worse than I put on a stone. I lost stones a lot. A stone. Like I think it's 14 pounds.

I think you're right. Yeah. I'm just curious. Where'd the Alexis stone come from? Alexis came from ugly Betty. Okay. Rebecca Roman. Okay.

And stone from Sharon stone. Basic instinct. Awesome. Yeah. Everyone thinks it's from. Rebecca Roman. No, I know who that is,

but it's ugly Betty. That's Vanessa Williams, right? Yes. She's in that. Yep. Yep. I've, I've never seen it

but when I did Queen of the Universe somebody was like I love what was her name on that Wilhelmina Slater and people kept calling her that and I was like what are they talking about

that was my reference point when I wanted to do drag it was like so camp and fabulous yes great character great diva diva Rebecca Romijn

hot bitch don't get me started her face don't get me fucking started. And the mystique, the full body makeup. Gaggy. Nightmare. Nightmare.

What about the Jennifer Lawrence mystique makeup in the subsequent film? Would you like to comment on that? Yeah. What are your, what's your official take? The smurf with acne. Tea. Tea. Tea.

Absolute tea. I wanted to love it yeah yeah it's just it's just to me it's the most incredible character in the most unforgettable i just don't think she like portrays the character like it should have or could have been done but the makeup like it's a pretty like go-to makeup anytime you fuck with the originals though that's like being nailed perfectly before they can't you can't ever outdo her yeah and makeup technology has come so far when they've nailed it 15 years ago you better come correct yeah yeah do you have some go ahead any favorite um any favorite films where you think the practical appliances and stuff are just

lit anything david marty does like pan's labyrinth hellboy, Crimson Peak, and I've seen them in the studio. The movies don't even give justice to the intricacy of just the skill sets that go into it. You've got a team of 50 just building one piece that you see for two seconds. Oh my God. I mean, Hellboy is incredible. That shit's fucking out of control. I always get dragged for this, but I always say- What was the Crimson Peak?

I've never seen that. Just a gorgeous Like romantic film Okay It didn't do incredibly well At cinema Because it was advertised As a horror book Again

Like a visual overload And they use The original teams That they all are used to Working with So that's when like The most iconic stuff's produced But it's rare that I see

Like a continued franchise Where the makeup gets better Right Yeah Because Freddy Krueger They did the remake I prefer the remake Because it

They wanted it to actually Look like a burns victim. Thank you. It's incredible. He looks burned. He looks terrifying. When he turns his face, his face has pockets. Yeah, they use green just for like a little bit of like CGI.

Yeah, his skin looks burned. He looks like jerky. Very scary. Versus the original Freddy, obviously it's the 80s. The skin is almost built up. If you're burned, you would be smaller. It's a pizza face, yeah. They, it's the 80s. The skin is almost built up. Yeah. If you're burned, you would be smaller.

It's a pizza face, yeah. They did a good job of that. I actually watched the making of it last night. It's a great movie. I wish people liked that movie more because I think it's obviously

not the original, but it's not bad. Well, I just... It's terrifying. It's scary. Yeah, but I didn't like that they just made him an unapologetic pedo.

A pedophile that kills you when you're asleep. It was unconfirmed, though. Heapologetic pedo. A pedophile that kills you when you're asleep? That was unconfirmed, though. He was clearly a pedo. No, he wasn't. He was... No, but... Freddy vs. Jason, when he has the picture of the little kid,

and he licks the back of it? That's Freddy vs. Jason, though. But, like, in the original, it was, like, he was accused of it, and then the family... Killed him. The people around the neighborhood killed him. Oh, I see what you're saying.

Because then maybe he's, like, a vengeful... They answered the question. Yes. In the remake, they. Oh, I see what you're saying. Because then maybe he's like a vengeful. Yes. In the remake, they push the narrative that he's a pedophile. Yes, because they're like, that was my favorite dress. Oh, gross. I love when she goes, fuck you. And he goes, I like that game.

Literally. That is so. Pee to disgusting. Pee to dead end. It's just too much. It's too much. It's too scary. The actor they got was also very short.

Yeah. And creepy without makeup. T was also very short. Yeah. I'm creepy without makeup. T. Yes. T. Yeah. He's William H. Macy. Not William H. Macy.

I know who you're talking about. Wilhelmina Slater. It's Wilhelmina Slater. Well, that's fun. What else? So what is the, I always think like it would be nice to see you on Drag Race, except that I don't ever think that. I think that you're too good for drag

race. And I was talking about you earlier today with a couple of people, because we were talking about the new season. I was like, there needs to be something else, another drag race, not drag race, but another drag show.

Got Dragula drag race. I think that you should host or create another like opportunity for girls who have more of like an artistic or off um off kilter kind of like point of view i definitely think there needs to be like in general more representation across the board yeah i don't ever think it's a case of being too good for a tv show yeah i don't i shouldn't say too good it's like say it um i think like you would it's like well yeah i think you it would be a waste of your talent also but you don't have enough time an hour and a half you know it's expensive six weeks of drag for free for a badge mary you don't even get any money mary you don't

none of the girls from the uk get visas so they really do shoot themselves in the foot like what you would think if anything they would go on the show get the badge and then come to the states and at least like cash in that way but like the uk isn't very lucrative i believe when it comes to what you mean i made more money working with makeup brands which is why i just like i stick to that yeah of course it's abnormal you the girls know like it's an abnormal amount of money when you could do it from the comforts of like a studio at home yeah or you do it for like pennies yeah especially if you self-produce content those brands love doing activations where they just give you money and turn a key and it's not a team you deliver them one piece you keep all the money

yeah i mean yeah you work smart already and it's like how is um do you like working on youtube no no you don't like it no i don't like social media it scares me where it's going really why say more about that where do you take it dances because we hate those not doing the bare minimum yeah to explain like um uh health like you know health practices or safety procedures like you know anything crazy and they're like 12 years old and they're like 50 million overnight i'm like fuck you it's dark it's so dark have you ever seen do you follow influencers in the wild influences publicly like no it's an instagram account called influencers in the wild where someone will see an influencer on a beach doing a photo shoot and they'll photograph that videotape them videotaping.

So then you'll see somebody secretly taping someone doing a TikTok dance and that's when you see it for what it is. And you're like, this is dark. They do that on the Hollywood Boulevard. And I think it's the weirdest thing. I always post about the other day. Like everyone's just doing fucking TikTok dances in front of everyone. I'm just trying to see fucking Robin Williams williams a star right and they're doing

awkward seaweed dances i'm like in public seaweed dances and in public and they don't care we were at the amc movie theater seeing the um well i'm not the walking dead resident evil in a movie and there was a child with their phone problem doing a dance while the movie was playing no in the lobby but like people were bustling around. Like get the fuck out of here, child. Yeah. I mean, I think it's pretty, if you see a child in public doing a TikTok dance,

you can just kick them. As long as you don't leave a mark. Yeah, yeah. You just push them in a traffic. Who are they going to tell? Yeah. Who are they going to tell? TikTok?

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In LA. Yeah. Just like, it's not the forever goal. The moment I got here, I was genuinely like, I have no idea what I'm doing. I was like, now that I'm here, I'm like, now what?

And it's been reassuring because people here are a lot kind. Not everyone. There are a lot of kind people here that I would like to say, get it. Hollywood, you're like nine times more likely to be eaten walking down the street,

but it's Hollywood. And even like the dog's assholes get sun. So you take the pros with the cons. Even the dog's assholes get sun so you take the pose with the cops and the dog's ass so you like you describe my career that way burnt dog hole crispy you know what i find about los angeles is um there are a vast amount of people who don't get it that's scary well they don't get the joke of it and it's like it's dead serious to them yeah but there are a good bevy of people who are like isn't this whole situation this whole neighborhood is ridiculous yeah this

whole business is ridiculous it's funny when you get it funny and we got this many psychics in one town it's bound to be like a hoot it's like that hollywood sign right there you go up there you realize it's big white drywall basically yeah it's. It's not magical. No. It's magical from here. And there's a lot of dead birds up there. A lot of dead birds. And it's, yeah, it's unhomed individuals jerking off at turds. Yeah. With three phones.

I can like, I think I, the reason that I'm okay here now is I can appreciate the novelty of like, the nice ones live in the fucking valley and hill. You come down, you go to the studios you film and like the tourists fund this abnormally crazy money machine it's created and as long as you don't like get consumed by the fantasy of it you can just enjoy it for what it is yeah and it makes it very it's very uh inspiring to make fun of it when it's right in front of you every day oh it's a source of inspiration for sure face work here you here, you become blind to it. Blind.

It's so normal. And also, there's a couple of things like, it's exciting to live in LA because the big one, the big earthquake, we're due for it. That'll be great.

You should really come for that. Class warfare here is going to be a fucking riot. Literally. Well, they want to eat the rich, but the rich here are very skinny. So you're going to have to eat a lot of rich. Not a lot of meat on them at all.

Eat the rich as what? An appetizer? Yes. You're not going to gnaw on Calista Flockhart's sinewy bones. Exactly. And you can't eat plastic anyway. Tea. Tea mama.

Tea mama. What happens to people when they have the surge and implants and stuff and their body's rotting in a coffin? Is it someday just a skeleton with tits? And the hair and nails keep growing. No. But just tits nails and hair but if they have acrylics and if they have a wig or extensions they probably have to take the acrylics off for it oh they could pry the acrylics off of my corpse with my over my dick me out film it yeah are you gonna have you have um anything in your body nothing as of yet okay but i will as from tomorrow where where are you going vegas vegas and what's what are you getting changed uh my body works in england like it functions here when i stand next to people at

like the chapel i feel like an iphone so i just need a little carving pumping okay because i don't do the gym no and and no no gym no interest what is the is the inspiration taking away building building building okay cool making making people think that i've gone to the gym but regardless no one's going to believe it if it's real or not so you have friends with fake muscles and they look great and also we have i have friends with a very like a wide mixture of sort of quote unquote natural, which I mean muscle that's made through lifting weights. And you can build. The mixture does look the best.

And also I agree. Yeah. There's lots of different types. It just gives you that motivation because now I'm going to be like, right. I'm bottom heavy. I need to do something. And then once you have that bite implant or whatever it forces you to keep the proportions all like you know together because

if you have like a giant butt and then skinny legs it doesn't look so good yeah it's funny i saw gg gorgeous out the other night and i told her i was going to vegas and i told her what i was having done and she was like trying to convince me to be one of the dolls she was like girl she was like no get like the curvaceous moment like get your hips done i'm like no and you like presenting as male obviously i'm a man yeah so whatever you get done it'll be in the interest of the male physique oh i don't it's funny i've had all this work done i've got no filler in my face now i've had all this work done to look natural because i spent years being so abnormal in appearance i just wanted to pull it back for a bit but i'm sure in five or ten years time when i get bored of this face i will do the plastic

surgery thing again but for real and people will be waiting for you to reveal they're like oh she'll pull the face off in a few months and then we'll be like oh that's her fake hospital even when i go to a real hospital though people are like it's fake i'm like yeah i love that you're the boy who cried wolf yeah no completely when I'll go when I die it's when you go nobody's gonna believe you Mary and it's not gonna be the best thing ever when you go to a surgeon who botches you which I'm just has happened but if it happens you're gonna be like I can't believe this happened and people are gonna be like girl let the other shoe drop we don't believe you shut up they'll believe you for long enough for you to get it corrected and then

that's why it worked when I did the plastic surgery project because i had botched surgery and i knew the effects of it what was botched first nose job i ever had first surgery i went in had it for free and i just said give me a nose job i it wasn't like a it was slightly off my nose like well when you go to the cobbler to get a nose job it's usually about it was bad and then i was like heavily using coke at the get a nose job. It's usually a bad. It was bad. And then I was like heavily using coke at the time. So.

Oh, no septum probably or whatever. That's tough. It's gorge now. It is gorge. Yeah. We're pulling to an end here,

but I have to ask, I was so flattered and doubly flattered when you did both of us as your illusions you did on your. Flattered is an interesting word to use.

I was very flattered because everybody does Trixie makeup and no one's ever done an illusion of me out of drag. That was so cool. That is crazy. That was insane. Every day just seeing you two in my comments.

I went, okay, bitch. I'm so sorry. I'm gonna do Trixie out of drag. So annoying. How long did it take to do like a meet? It takes like half an hour, 40 minutes. Oh. And I don't sit down and look at the face

until I'm putting the makeup on that's great yeah do you so have you always had illustrative abilities i've just always been good at like studying people's faces and seeing the like the spaces and differences and because my face is made out the back of my hand i can kind of like navigate the differences it's crazy and you kind of build the illusion to work in a photo straight on if i turn to the side game over like face on with specific lighting yeah it's kind of creepy one was great it's incredible so you do take three you go with 3d to 2d yeah essentially um and when did you can you draw like pictures sounds like dumb pictures

but like you write your name yeah no because i found that like illustrative ability doesn't necessarily um translate that well to makeup ability yeah i'm autistic yeah could you like do a still life right now of on with charcoal on paper like fruit okay just because it's messy okay but yeah it's just your ability is wild in the face but could you do a still life of charcoal using fruit yeah could you do could you a still life of charcoal using fruit? Yeah. Could you do a still life of fruit using my little charcoal? I'm sorry. It's amazing what you do. Thank you.

I guess most people probably follow you because of the celebrity illusions you do. Yeah. Because do a lot of the celebrities share your, I'm sure they do. Yeah, I actually beefed with one of them. I'm sure you did. I mean, you do everybody. Oh, really? Who's Heather?

Who's that? The woman married to the guy on Botched. Oh. Is it Heather DeBrat, bro? She's from housewives right yeah she dragged me she's new york right no idea i didn't know who she was until they asked me to transform into her incredible she didn't live for you i was asked to go on botched they asked me to transform into her to present to her when i went on given this like crazy narrative that it's all scripted obviously didn't do the show and then instead of like taking it with a pinch of salt, she decided to drag me on Twitter being like,

I love this, but I just don't get it. And then like, she got dragged. Like she sent me like a long apology being like, my kids are having death threats at school. Wow. I went,

well, you learned your lesson, bitch. Yeah. You're like, that was one of those school. Yeah. I'm like,

I've lost all my powers just yet fuck people really have not heard the old adage um if you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all yeah that certainly does not apply to i think some people obviously take offense to it because i just download the newest hd photo of the celebrity like yeah sometimes people like i might emphasize a line that they might not want to like well yes of course to to a caricature because in a picture of themselves most celebrities don't want to look like themselves oh and that's the one they love i love the pictures of myself that are the most fantasy you know oh like the ones that we have um just discovered now yeah i love the nikki

tutorials you did was so good i was she was first one I ever did. It's probably easier when you're doing a celebrity who wears makeup, right? I had a big head at the time as well. She's got some real estate. That's not a read. She's got a nice big head. It's the distance from her eye to temple. Yeah, she's big. It's beautiful for the eye makeup.

I love watching her put makeup on in general because, I mean, she'll take a sponge and a full pump, and she's really painting up. She's got a lot of real estate. Yeah, it's a lot of makeup. God, I love her hair. But you can tell she lives, eats, shits, breathes makeup. That's why it's so, like, nostalgic. Her artistry is another level.

Yeah. I also love her fucking palette. That red she's got is so sexy. That Beauty Bay palette. Yeah. Thank you. I mean, we just, we love you. I can't believe you came.

You're so wonderful. Yeah, thank you so much for doing this. You're literally the perfect palette. Yeah. Thank you. I mean, we just, we love you. I can't believe you were came in. Thank you so much for doing this. You're literally the perfect guest. I had, I went on Twitter and ask questions, but I'm. Oh, the comments.

Oh, maybe I'll delete the tweet. I will not be rude. Do people hate you? Yeah. Still? I've made loads of mistakes over like growing up on the internet and I'm fully aware of it. Oh yeah. I'm sure you're the only one too.

Yeah. But like, there are a lot of crazy people here that like are so socially unaware and they're going to end up like killing either themselves or each other so i would like to think i've come out of the other end of it like what people don't realize is um people often misrepresent themselves with things they say yeah and people often misinterpret things they hear yeah and if you realize that it's you shouldn't be mad at anyone from the internet ever nobody's perfect yeah and also it just shut up don't say you know i wish i could do it again like there's lots of things that i've made mistakes on and things that give me the

ick like but like well i think that indicates. If you burn this persona to the ground, I know that you're able to come up with a new one. That would be such a gag. I mean, I know you're going to fake your own death, bitch. I know it's fraud. I looked into it. Oh,

it is fraud. But it takes one. Not her already checking it out. Jesus Christ. These companies, these companies are trying to pay you to talk about their products. And they're like, what's your social?

You're like, which one? Oh my God. Thank you. I love you so much. Thank you both of you. Goodbye. Wait,

wait, wait. Where can we find you online? Online. Yeah. Where can the kids find you? The Alexis Stone. The Alexis Stone on Instagram.

Only because it was the only username that was available. It's so wangry. Somebody else was Alexis Stone. Yeah, bitch. And she wouldn't let me buyery. Somebody else was Alexis Stone. Yeah, bitch. And she wouldn't let me buy it. What a fucking cunt. Yeah. On TikTok, she had to be Frederica Bimmel because someone has Katya Zama.

No, I didn't have to be. I chose to be. No, I said you could message that person and get it. You said, I don't want it. No, because they turn around and they say, okay, I want 20,000. Yeah, and I'm like, I'm fine with these big roomy hips. Yeah. Can I tell one and uh lifting

moment before we go yeah when i first did drag race i went to buy tricks and mattel.com and it said somebody already bought it and i was bitching to a friend going somebody fucking bought my domain and now i can't and he goes i bought it a few years ago because i thought you would need it someday god isn't that sweet god that is that is so sweet that's really sweet do you still talk to them no no no i do i do i do that's a really sweet gesture i need people like that that's incredibly sweet honestly it's kind of cornball but if you have a child you just buy their domain that right away that's weird that's weird yeah he didn't want anything i i was like betcha they're gonna gouge me too and he was like no they won't

because it was me and I bought a few for free that's the sweetest isn't that nice humanity restored and it's only the beginning of the year and the world was good

once again goodbye bye Bye.