The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya - Jimbo Interprets Katya's Dreams with Katya

Episode Date: October 8, 2024

What does it mean if several drug-addled hopheads break down the door of your beautiful three-story New York City townhouse, lick your face whilst whispering sweet nothings in your ear, steal your valuables, and they do it all in the service of their kingpin crime boss: singer, songwriter, actress, & legendary pop icon Madonna? All this and more will be discussed at length in this very special episode of Bald featuring Canada's greatest cultural export since poutine: Jimbo. This Fall, get your gut going! Support a balanced gut microbiome with Ritual’s Synbiotic+. Get 25% off your first month at https://Ritual.com/BALD Take more control of your finances and stop waiting for payday! Open your Chime account in minutes at https://Chime.com/BALD Chime. Feels like progress. Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to https://ZocDoc.com/BALD to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today! Follow Jimbo: @JimboTheDragClown Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatyalive.com To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Check, check, check. Oh, wow. You good? Yeah, this feels great. Show my blouse. Yeah, there we great. Show my, show my blouse. Tough. Yeah, there we go. So do you have these custom made or is this gifted?

I got kind of both. My friend Michi like makes them for me just like whenever, whenever something happens that I become obsessed with. So this is, isn't that great? I love it. Have you ever seen Flash Gordon? So what is, isn't that great? Have you ever seen Flash Gordon? So what is happening here? Flash Gordon is a movie, and then there's this scene

where this princess is getting tortured, and they say bring in the boar worms, and she says no, not the boar worms, but then T.S. Madison, her line reading on that is, not the boar worms. She makes it super sexual, and she said it about 1,500 times when she was on the pod, so now boar worm. She makes it super sexual and she said it about 1500 times when she was on the pod, so now I'm obsessed with it. And so what happens when the boar worms come?

Something bad, but we never really see it. You never see the boar worms, but something really bad. It's an extreme form of torture that really turns you. How many do you think you could take at once? Probably four. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. One in each hole. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. One in each hole.

Mm. Oh, you'll be infested. Yeah. Infested with four. Okay, well, welcome to The Ball and the Beautiful. We've got a very special guest today. It's Jimbo, woo! That's right.

Woo! I'm here. The mononymous. Yes, yeah. Is that how you say it? I didn't know that. I've never heard that word. Like one name.

Monominous. Monominous. Monominous? Monominous. Eponymous is like something named after you. Is that true too? You have been reading the dictionary. What is going on over here?

I wasn't reading the dictionary. Jesus Christ, I need to catch up on my big words. Is that right? Mononymous? Mononymous. Mononymous, okay, cool. Alcoholics, alcoholics, mononymous. okay, cool. Alcoholics, Mononymous. Monogram.

So Alcoholics Mononymous. It's witty for people that one name, one problem. Yes! Cher, Madonna. Jimbo. Jimbo. Was Jimbo always your name? Well, I was born James, and then, I know.

But then, basically, my dad used to call me Jimbo and used to sing this little song for me. And so that was kind of a nickname growing up. And then when I moved out west to the west coast of Canada to be with my then boyfriend at the time, Hank Pine, he loved having names for his friends. He would kind of rename people that he loved. And so he liked to call me Jimbo or Jimmy. And so he started introducing me around as Jimbo.

And I really liked that. I really like the familiarity of a nickname. It feels kind of like people are kind of surprised. Cause they're like, oh, we're already there. And I like that. I like nicknames too. Yeah, I think it's awesome. And I think there's a weird line that is kind of arbitrary

when you get to call someone their nickname. And so it's kind of fun to just skip it and go, let's just be there now. Yeah, it's like you skip the handshake and just go to the crotch. Right. Right to the BJ. What's your nickname? When I was in sixth grade, they called me Fat Boy.

Oh, I like the ring of that. Yeah. Very endearing. It was so strange because and I loved it because I was not. It was like anites kind of thing. Hey, fat boy. Yeah, yeah, fat boy. And it was strange, but I was talking to somebody

about Canada yesterday. And where do you, where, if I had to move to Canada, and I'm looking for some place kind of cheap, but we're really nice with like good weather, where would you suggest that I flee to? I don't know if you get all three of those in Canada. Okay, okay, okay. Cheap, nice nice with good weather. Where would you suggest the fleet to? I don't know if you get all three of those in Canada. Okay, okay, okay. Cheap, nice, and good weather.

Maybe two out of three? I think you could do two out of three in most places in Canada, most of the bigger places. Vancouver, Victoria, the West Coast, you get the mountains, you get the oceans, you get the wildlife and all that beautifulness. And not to say that Canada isn't filled with wildlife, but certainly on the West Coast is more outdoor living, more outdoor lifestyle and you kind of encounter and you kind of are put into that wildlife scenario more often.

Okay. Then say in Montreal or Toronto, very urban, but still very beautiful, great culture, way more gay out there. Expensive. I think they're all a little, It's all kind of expensive. Both kind of run the gamut. It's kind of like, you know, where are you gonna go?

But I would say there's a little something for everyone. When I was in high school, I wanted to go to McGill University. Oh, in Ottawa. It's not that it's Montreal. No, it is, I was testing it. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Did you really want to go there? You lying fat bitch. All right, fat boy. Oh my God. Yeah, because we wanted to go to Montreal. Yeah, because it's like a,

I think it's like a bilingual school. Yeah. Yeah, and um. Are you speaking French? Oui. Oh, okay, well that's exciting a bilingual school. Yeah. Yeah. And, Oh, okay. Well, that's the extent of my friend. I was hoping you were going to say no. No, merci.

And I, oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, You're getting a message. I'm getting a message. I have to, you have to forgive me for this. My grandma's here. I have to go. You have to go. That diarrhea is kicking. I had pulverizing diarrhea before, just 20 minutes ago.

I think that's the definition of diarrhea, that was always pulverized, isn't it? It was excavating. So you're cleaned right out. It was like archeological. Is this a plug for your probiotics? Yeah. No. It was rotten.

Ooh. But... Tell me about it, Steph. But that's not the thing I was gonna... I have to tell you about my dream. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry to everybody. I can't wait.

From diarrhea to dreams. Two things that nobody ever wants to hear about. That should be a memoir title. From diarrhea to dreams. Dreams of diarrhea. No. No. But wait, wait, I have to tell you,

and I'm gonna hold you hostage, and I'm gonna hold the listeners hostage. They can tune out if they want to, but I don't care. I had a dream that Madonna robbed me. And so, no, she hired, there were three henchmen that broke into my house that she coordinated. Was one of them Bob the Drag Queen? No, no, no.

It was like very realistic. It was, they were all crack, they were crackies. One of them even said to me, I smoke crack and they started licking my face. Yeah. And then, and I was like, I had this three story apartment in New York and they, I was like,

sounds like somebody's trying to get in. Go to the front door, I lock it. They break the door down and come in and then it was super, super scary. And they just started collecting anything that had any kind of value. Jesus. And I had nothing.

Yeah, they left empty handed. They left empty handed. And I was like, wait a minute. And then Madonna came through and it was like, she has this operation where she hires people. She has this like a black market business where she sells things like, you know, like a TV or whatever. And it wasn't, she wasn't gonna hurt me

or they weren't gonna hurt me or anything, but they were gonna take everything that I had and sell it. And she was in town for Fashion Week. Of course, I was a perfect alibi. She's busy. Yeah, it was so, it was so weird. It was so weird. So were you into it? Were you fetishizing it? No, no. Like, yeah, step on my balls, take was so weird. It was so weird. So were you into it?

Were you fetishizing it? No, no. Like, yeah, step on my balls, take my TV Madonna. No, when she came in, it was like, I was like, she was arguing with the landlord because there was so much damage to the apartment for the crackies and then. So how long had these crackies been in there?

I thought they just showed up. No, no, no, no, it was after they had gathered all this stuff, then Madonna came in to do like a supervisory, like a look through. See what you'd missed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then we got into an argument about what her best album was, and she was like,

Ray of Light. That's what she said. That's what she said. And I was like, I prefer bedtime stories. And she tried to say that bedtime, Ray of Light was a perfect album. I was like, I prefer bedtime stories. And she tried to say that bedtime, Ray of Light was a perfect album. I was like, try again, bitch. It's like you have filler on all of your albums.

Right. And her face. Yeah. Oh, truly. She was very, she was very puffy. So she was the puffy version in your dreams? Yes. Well, there was a clip of her walking across the street

on Instagram very recently with a wig and like this long coat. That was the version that showed up in the dream. Oh, nice. So it was just, yeah, it was, I don't know. So who does Madonna represent to you in the dream? Let's break this down. I don't know, I don't know.

Mommy? No, no. I mean. I mean. It was like, do you dream vividly? I don't. I feel like I'm so excited to wake up that I just forget about the whole thing.

I just am like, let's do this. Do you ever have sex dreams? I don't. I don't know. I don't know why I tend to. I have a lot of sex. Okay, so you don't. The dreaming part, I tend to just hit the pillow,

bam, blackout. That's great. Wake up and just get going. No problem sleeping, falling asleep, insomnia. I'm so fucking go, go, go, go, go. I like keep my feet on the ground for as long as I can on the edge of my bed. Second I take them off.

Oh, that's so amazing. I can't watch a show, I can't watch a TV thing. My partner is like, Jim, oh, you're sleeping again. That is so great. I'm them off. And I can't watch a show. I can't watch a TV thing. My partner is like, Jim, oh, you're sleeping again. That is so great. I'm so jealous. That's so awesome. That's so fierce. Well, you're being tormented by Madonna

in your fucking dreams and crackheads licking your face. Take all my valuables, quote unquote. So with that back TV. What were they licking your face for? Well, they were just being very henchmen-y. You know what I mean? They're toying with you? Well, they were just being very henchmen-y. You know what I mean? They're toying with you. Yeah, they were tormenting me.

But you liked the face lick. No, I didn't. Oh, okay. I didn't. They were like stock characters of unsavory henchmen. Okay. Bad, bad guys. Yeah, bad guys with brown teeth and crooked eyeballs.

You know? And it was was like I kept grabbing my phone and trying to um Do nine one one like a text message nine one one and they would always slap it out of my hand But they just forgot the number every time It was fucking weird it was weird weird. I'm sorry listeners. I don't know who the fuck cares about anybody's dream. Anything can happen. So who gives a shit? I think it's a window.

It's a window into what torments you. Yeah. And it's, I think social media. I think you should log off for a bit. I think you're absolutely right. I think you're right. I think you're right. It's a...

I thought you were gonna have a sex dream about me. And nothing? No. No. No. No. me. No. Nothing? No. No. No. Let's get serious here. Absolutely not.

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We all love Drag Race. We love Drag Race. But so often I feel like the, I don't wanna watch drag queens fail. I don't wanna watch them like. Unless it's funny. Yeah, but so often I feel like it's like, oh, it's like the shade button noise.

And it's like, I don't wanna see people do badly. Right, you don't wanna see that real deep struggle. Yeah, so when the Snatch Game of Love was on, and you fucking did Shirley Temple, it was like, oh my God, I was like howling by myself in the, just with my little computer in the corner of the room. When you did that little dance,

did it go on longer than what we saw? I feel like it did. It feels like I didn't really know when to do it and how long to do it for. But I just, you know, I just took my moment. I was so terrified. There was so much buildup and lead up to that moment. And I didn't really know what I wanted to do.

I was kind of going into it. I kind of had planned on being almost like Danny DeVito. But I didn't bring anything really to do with it except for a black leather jacket. And then I was gonna maybe be the guy from Police Academy. Leslie Nielsen? No, Bobcat Goldthwaite. Bobcat Goldthwaite. Oh, Police Academy, Police Academy. Leslie Nielsen? No, Bobcat Goldthwaite. Bobcat Goldthwaite.

Oh, Police Academy, Police Academy. Oh my God. And so I was thinking Bobcat Goldthwaite. So random. So random. But such a distinctive voice. Right. I can't do that.

I did it for a while with this vocal teacher. I have to watch the thing to do it right now, but, yeah, it's really like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I can't. yeah. Yeah! Okay. Yeah!

I think I've been from Scrooge. It's all the voice cracking. Um, there's like an... Elliot Loudermilk in Scrooge. Do you ever see Scrooge? No. Oh, he was in Scrooge. He plays a fantastic, um,

the worker that goes postal and tries to shoot everybody with a shotgun at the end. Um, he's great. Bobcat Goldfinger. Yeah, no, very funny. Dead, right? No, he's still alive. Oh.

No, he's a comedian. He sort of shied away from the sweaty, crazy talk character into more of just like he's doing his thing and kind of dips in. Oh, wow. So I was gonna do that and then the last kind of minute I realized that, well well I've only really brought Shirley Temple stuff so I better figure this out.

So luckily on the TV in the hotel room there was a channel that you could get a sample of a Shirley Temple. No way. Yeah. Oh that's helpful. So there was like, I could watch the clip of this little short of her.

It was like, I mean, maybe like 45 seconds. And so- Oh, that's, it did something. So I watched that and I was like, oh- 45 seconds of research. Yeah, I was like, okay, I watched that. And then I was like, I was thinking about my clown teacher. My clown teacher always taught me

that kids kind of move through emotions. They don't really hang on to emotions for very long. And you can kind of, that's the joy of, of child, of being a child is kind of that you experience things and they flow through you and, and you kind of move on when you're crying and then you're laughing, then you're having the best time, then you're sleeping. And so, um, when I was doing that, surely I was kind of feeling like, okay, just keep moving through emotions, keep moving through these feelings, stay active. And then at the last minute also, I saw that she tap danced in this one video.

So right before I went out, I was like, I need cans. I need little cans on my shoes. And they had had a box of can lids in the recycling challenge where you make shit with shit. And so right before I went on, I was like, get me those can lids from last week. And they were able to find this random shit of these can lids, drill two holes,

and I strapped them on my feet right before I went out and then just did that. And it just happened like that. I mean, if I can just recall it in my head and it makes me howl. It's so great. I'm so happy that you did it. It's such a wonderful moment. And also I love it when you said, you're like,

I'm, I'm, because the, the, the implication the whole time is of this really, the discomfort of Bowen Yang being, you know, shacking up with a six year old girl. And then when you said, I'm a hundred years old. I'm a hundred. You started par, mom. Yeah, so great.

Oh, I loved it so much. I think it's, I know it's my, I don't think I know it's my favorite moment of Drag Race of all time. So, so great, so great. Thank you. Well, I'm obsessed also with the idea of like a child star that kind of becomes famous in that period of their life

and then it kind of sticks with them like a haircut. Yeah, it's like Claudia from Interview with the Vampire. Right. She's fucking 12 forever or whatever, but she's really 80 in her mind. Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah. So good, so good.

Yeah, there's Jojo Siwa is another, you know, interesting artist. She's our Shirley Temple. She is, she's our driver. I think she is. She is our Shirley Temple. She dances so hard. It's so, yeah. She's gonna hurt herself.

Or she's gonna hurt somebody else. Or somebody else. If she's like a Mortal Kombat fatality or something, it's like, finish them. Wild. And she just dances her own feet into mush. Yeah, yeah, like, finish them. Wow. Dances her own feet into mush. Yeah, finish yourself. What do you like to do?

What do I like to do? Now, what do you like to do? Like, what do you like to do? Basically, if I were to pick what I wanna do all the time, I want to travel and have fun. That's my favorite thing. I love putting on shows, I love getting into drag, being a wacko, having an adventure, being extra, being, just kind of enjoying myself.

I just feel so lucky and grateful to have this gig that I've got traveling around the world, performing, thinking of concepts, thinking of ideas, collaborating with other artists to execute those visions, putting it out there, meeting the people it affects. It's all like this insane, amazing time. So I love it. What's the best show you've ever had?

Can you think of one in particular? The best show I ever had, well the best shows I've ever done were my show that this track suit is from, Jimbo's Drag Circus, my big solo show that I've just been touring, I just got home from Australia. So this tour, I've done 69 performances of it in across North America, all around the US, Canada, and now Australia.

And this is the culmination of all of my dreams and all of my connections. And I've worked with so many friends and artists on it. So getting to perform this, I did in New York at the town hall, adjacent Times Square, sold it out, epic energy, and just operating at that level, which I dreamt of. Being a theatre kid, going into stages, seeing huge, beautiful rooms, going, could I fill this? Could I entertain these people?

Could I captivate this audience? And then to work and to do it is just the best feeling in the world, to go like, okay, I can do that. I can tell a story. I can entertain people. And it's what I'm supposed to do. I love that.

How long did it take you to come up with the show, from like concept to execution? I think, well, it basically is six characters that I do throw kind of call back to Drag Race. So I kind of start as my Mickey character from my entrance to Canada's Drag Race where I was on the mountain with the flag and I was kind of screaming.

Yeah, incredible. So twisted Mickey, Mickey is like a character that I've always kind of gravitated towards as a kid and kind of had this weird thing where I've waited in line to meet Mickey for hours in the hot sun. The second I was going to meet Mickey, he walked away. He turned his back and said, it's fucking break time.

I was like, what? I was like, no, I was like Mickey, I'm right here. And then he gave zero fucks. He had lunch she eat. And then Minnie came out and I said, I did'm right here. And then he gave zero fucks, he had lunch to eat. And then Minnie came out and I said, I did not come here. I did not wait in the sun for Minnie. You fat bitch. You fucking fat bitch.

So I was devastated. And so, you know. What a great memory. Right. I love that. It's transformative. So that kind of Mickey is very close to me. And then this idea of a twisted Mickey

and kind of all of that kind of Steamboat Willie era and that kind of nostalgia is sort of kind of Mickey is very close to me. And then this idea of a twisted Mickey and kind of all of that kind of Steamboat Willie era and that kind of nostalgia is sort of kind of fun and interesting to me. So I wove in that sort of element from that experience, Canada's Drag Race. Then I become Shirley Temple. There's this thread where the baloney has been stolen. My character Casper the baloney ghost

where I throw baloney. The show gets derailed because Casper the baloney ghost where I throw baloney. The show gets derailed because someone's stolen the baloney and the show becomes sort of about finding this baloney which is a metaphor for talent or whatever. And then I sort of do this sort of like circus style presentation where you kind of, you don't know what you're gonna get, the circus has come to town sort of idea.

And I do Shirley, Joan, I do a new character, Eva Dents, who has every breast size from A cup to Z cup on her body. And then I do some Joan Rivers. How did, when you did the Joan Rivers at the Carson Roast, your delivery was so spectacular. Did you have, you had cards written, right? But I mean, when I'm watching you, you barely glanced down at them,

and you never stumbled. It was such a good fucking show. Thank you. When I do Joan every single night of the tour, I never have cards or prepare. I always just go whatever just happens in the moment, and I kind of call on jokes or ideas I have in my head, but I really try to do it off the cuff, fresh every time.

And that's really a lot of the clowning that I love about clowning is that shared surprise, is that sort of surprise yourself at the same time as your audience and then it feels authentic. And so for that performance, I didn't do any preparation again. Going into all-stars, I'm really bad at preparation,

which is why I love clowning. Clowning is all about you just show up and do the thing. Yeah, but I mean, like improv is, that skill is honed over practice. It's like you, you know, your preparation is over the years. Right. Yeah, being comfortable with just rolling with it and listening and responding.

So it is pretty magical to like, to have that, during something that is not rehearsed, that's off the cuff and then it works in the moment. And you're like, oh, you both find out, you and the audience find out together that it was like, I did it. Yeah, it's great. That's the best.

Really wonderful. Because you never know, because that's why I'm scared every time. I'm like, can I do it? Is it gonna work? Will something funny happen? And then luckily, you know. And then you promptly forget what it was.

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I had one drag queen friend back on my little island, Victoria. I love Victoria. I love Victoria. I love Victoria. And so I didn't really know how to be a drag queen in that sense. I wasn't in dressing rooms with lots of drag queens. You're not snapping your fingers and saying work it, hunt it. I didn't know that stuff. Yeah. When I went there, I didn't even really know about drag jewelry. I saw someone. Oh my God. You didn't know about fierce drag jewelry? No, I didn't know about that. So Alona pulled out all of those.

I didn't know about drag jewelry. I didn't even know. What do you mean? I know, isn't that crazy? What do you mean? Like the big, giant rhinestones. Sure, sure. The soldered, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Those big metal. Where you got that, like all of that stuff. I didn't, that was me seeing that. And I thought that, I was like, oh my God, she must be a billionaire. Like look at all these gems. And then I kind of find out, you know, but they are very fucking expensive actually.

They are expensive. They are, but that was, you know, I go through them a lot, like water, but. They're not good. But essentially that was kind of, all of us were kind of afraid and I was kind of a little weirdo. So certain queens did gravitate towards me,

certain ones were kind of a little bit dubious. But I think in the end we have a super amazing bond that we still all chat and communicate on. Oh, that's great. And Instagram and then UK versus the world was a little bit different. I was like within the pandemic, flying to the UK, we were all pent up in hotels and kind of segregated.

There was a lot of fear and weirdness inside of everybody. And then we were held solo in these rooms and then unleashed on each other. So that was a whole other different energy. And people knew, we kind of knew each other because it was the UK versus the world, so we kind of had seen each other on other series. So it was a little bit easier to make friends,

but the competition was a little bit more cutthroat, obviously. Yeah. What's up with this blah versus the blah blah? Like, what is that? I don't think... Like, what is that format? Blah versus the blah blah? No, like, UK versus the world, Canada versus Mexico, Mexico versus Honduras, Honduras versus France. Like like what is that for? Blah versus the blah blah. UK versus the world, Canada versus Mexico, Mexico versus Honduras, Honduras versus France,

like what is that? I think that it's basically celebrating the global trend that there is this way for us to communicate across borders through dragon competition. Okay, I mean I was looking at Wow Presents Plus across borders through Dragon Competition. I mean, I was looking at WoW Presents Plus the other day and I was like, oh, holy shit, there is Drag Race Sweden. Drag Race, every country has Drag Race.

It's incredible. Every country has drag queens. Spain, there's a Drag Race. Canada, America, Mexico, Spain, Holland, France, Italy, America, Mexico, Spain, Holland, France, Italy, Sweden, Philippines, Thailand, Australia, There's more. Denmark. Yeah. Germany?

Yeah. Probably? Yeah, definitely. I don't know if it's been renewed. Okay. It's like, yeah, everywhere. And there's like multiple seasons, so like three seasons of France or something.

It's just like really crazy. It's crazy, yeah. Yeah, it's amazing. Have you had the chance to check out any of those other franchises? It's pretty tough to stay like up to date. There's a lot of shows. I feel like it's kind of like drinking water

from a fire hose and I do... I love that! Knocks your wooden teeth right out. I want to but it feels just like drinking water. And I'm trying to just be like, Drake, Drake, oh I love that look. Oh my god, you're green, you okay? You got a crown, yeah you want it so bad. Oh my god, you're dead, you're okay, you got a crown. Yeah, you want it so bad, oh my god, you're dead, you're gone. Oh my god, there's a new person, it's a new show, we're a new country, oh my god. So it's a lot, it's truly a race now,

where the girls are speeding by like fast cars, you see a splash or a flash. Drinking water from a fire hose, love that. So I do, I try to keep up, I try to keep up, but I have basically, every time I lay down, I try to keep up, I try to keep up, but I have basically every time I lay down I fall right to sleep. So, and then also I have a hard time like kind of reading.

Subtitles? The subtitles as I'm with like one eye. Oh yeah. I don't turn on the TV to read. I don't turn on the TV to read. I love when people say that. I don't go to the movies to read. Fuck you. But I do, I to the movies to read, fuck you.

But I do love all the different takes on Drag. I love seeing people cry in other languages. That's always very, you don't know what's going on, but you're like, I feel so much for you. I don't know what's happening. Drag Race Thailand is off the hook. It really is off the hook. Oh yeah, it's a whole nother beast.

It's like, that's a whole different universe. They're so incredible. The challenges are so wild. The runways are insane. They're so animated. They're like, it's just such a, it's such an amazing energy. It's so, so cool. It's really frenetic energy in the first couple of seasons, I think.

They're lighting their slums on fire and shit. It's like wild. Yeah, and I think that's the one cool thing about having so many variations on something familiar is you can kind of go, okay, here is what's specifically different in this place, and that's kind of interesting that way. I wish I had my job was just to watch Drag Race,

just full time, just... Be a commentator, like a sportscaster. Oh, yeah. Like Grand Olympics commentator or something sportscaster. Oh yeah. You know like an olympics commentator who's your favorite drag queen? Who is my favorite drag queen? Well like in terms of their drag like I'm looking at their drag and they're so beautiful. I'm polished. Yes just say that. And uh expensive. Yeah like they're the, aesthetically speaking, the most. Aesthetically speaking.

I think I love Got Mick's drag. I love the fashion. I love the perspective. I love, similarly, there's always this twist. I love that about drag and specifically the Drag Race challenges where you kind of see everyone's point of view or take on things.

And I know that Mick has this incredible eye and community of amazing people. So that's the huge thing about Drag Race is you have your queen, but then it's all about who's around them to help fulfill everything it takes to get on that show and it takes a whole village. And I know Mick has this incredible team of people that helped execute all that.

He's got a village. Yeah, he's got a village. A fierce village. A fierce. That village will burn down your village. It's incredible that, yeah, the bar that has been set for the aesthetic, just the presentation, the runway presentations, but you wear and what you look like is so high these days.

I feel like I helped. I phrase that. It's incredible. I mean, it's like, it's, I don't, I mean, I talk about this with Trixie all the time. It's like, I don't, I could never go back on Drag Race. I don't, I could, I don't even dream. I couldn't even dream about getting ready for one runway because I'm looking at the girls these days and it's like, the outfits are so incredible, the hair is so incredible, everything is,

you got to do it all yourself. And it's absolutely daunting. I was looking at Nymphia Wind. Yeah. What the fuck? So cool. So crazy. She does so much of that on her own.

And the detail, the levels, I'm like wow. It's so, I can't even, it's unbelievable to me. She's basically like making the beads. And I'm like, shut up, you're polishing your own custom rhinestone. She's like mining the rhinestone out and polishing it. It's out of control. And then the makeup and of course the skin is like,

oh my God, I don't know. It's so wild it's it's so crazy people are so spoiled it's like I the I wanted like just always remind the audiences and just like slap them be like be grateful for this yeah all these girls are bringing it themselves like they're they're all doing it themselves they're all like you know the the it's all from all the contestants are they're bringing the production value to the show themselves you know what i mean yeah suitcases and track loads yeah i mean the group all looks amazing but she always looks the same right you know she's like has she doesn't come out as like a brazilian carnival float but the contestants do

carnival float, but the contestants do. It's, oh God, it's so wild. I was watching the crowning of season, oh God, season 16 with Sefirah, Nymphia, and... Plain Jane. Plain Jane. All three of them as they're watching, like, you know, who's gonna get the crown. The looks are like, you got plain Jane is Baba Yaga. You got, so-

Yeah, I was there actually. I hosted the fucking crowning. You did? Yeah. I didn't see you. Not on the TV, the live one where she was dressed as the Baba Yaga. I don't think in the TV she was dressed as the Baba Yaga.

It was, no. She came to the- She was watching, yeah, it was like the- The watch was, I was the host of that one. So wait, I'm a little stupid. What? So they didn't, I was like the watch was I was the host of that one. So wait, I'm a little stupid. What? So they didn't. I was so confused watching this like they. They didn't.

What were they watching? And what do you mean? What were they watching? They didn't know. Basically, they they know, they know, they know. OK, because I'm like, essentially essentially, you find it right before. And then we all kind of watch together. But, um...

I was like, what is happening? It's like, when you watch that filmed version on YouTube where it's the girls in the room, they, you know, we were brought to a little hotel studio kind of similar to this kind of idea. And then you watch the episode with whoever in the top. And then the top two lip sync. And then I know that they film two different.

Yeah, they film the multiple endings and then you watch. Which ending did they pick? Did they pick mine or did they pick yours? I hate that. And it's kind of mindfuck because you have to make sure that you in that filming that you give the best Yeah. I'm receiving of it. Yeah. I mean, I so that they'd have to make sure that you, in that filming, that you give the best receiving of it. Yeah.

I mean, I'd- So that they'd have to pick that one. Yeah, it's funny, right? That's a really good point, actually. You know, I remember RuPaul told us when we, I mean, so long ago at this point, she said, they were setting up the reaction shots

for each of us winning and there were four of us and she said, you know, we have to do it this way so make sure you bring the realness. And I was like, and when it came to crown me, I was like, thanks. Because I knew I wasn't gonna win. I was so insincere. I was like, I. You know, cause I knew I wasn't gonna win. I was so insincere. I was like, I didn't even pretend.

You didn't take care of him like that. You didn't pretend to cry and fall to the ground. Spill all over myself. Get everyone to hold you up. My legs! My legs! Just collapse and die. Foaming at the mouth, eyes rolling back. I love it. I love when people win and they get, like, they dial.

Yeah. Yeah, because I mean... It is a huge release. It is a huge release. I mean, I've never been, like, a winner, you know? And I don't... You are a winner, okay? Now shut up. You changed that around. No, but I...

I'm obsessed with the Olympics, of course, and I love... I love, um... I love this... The moment when an athlete looks at the scoreboard and realizes that they won the gold medal. And then they're on the podium and it's there and they are declared the champion. That's right.

It's them and not you. Right. It was like, I beat you, I'm the best. I love that moment. But, and I think it's like in a beauty pageant, it's so funny when they say it's you and then you, what is your reaction? Like- So excited.

You're excited? The best. Do you cry, do you faint? I was so excited, I screamed. But when I was watching, when I filmed my one on the show, it was real. I was like, I fucking watching, when I filmed my one on the show, it was real. I was like, I fucking won this. I worked my fucking ass off.

And- You knew you were gonna win that. I didn't know I was gonna win, but it felt real. Like it felt like, okay, I'm the one that did the thing that got all the way to this part. And now I'm here with Mama Ru and I'm on the spot and there's candy there and this is all happening. And I knew we were gonna film both versions, with Mama Roo and I'm on the spot and there's Kandi there and this is all happening and

I knew we were going to film both versions but I knew my version was the one that I wanted to have happen and so I was like I'm going to give this all my energy but still I guess you couldn't fully go there because I know that Kandi had to do it. So when I did the viewing with Kandi I basically was literally gonna hyperventilate. It was basically this like, like build up to this one like moment where Mamoru could say either one and then everything changes from there.

And when she said my name was the biggest release ever, it was so exciting, but then tempered by Candy is there. So you have to not go too extra. You don't wanna kick her out. Get out of here! I need my moment! Woo! I'm just whipping my ponytail.

You started jerking off. Just like, fuck it. So yeah, I wanted to do all that. And you win, how much money did you win? I won, I think it was maybe 200 and something thousand with all my different other winnings. Damn, fabulous. They taxed the shit out of that did they did They said they on the UK one they can only get no money don't know no They there was a song with Mamoru now. They've changed it

There is a cash prize now, but at that time blue hydrangegiene Joe won a song with Mamoru, which at the time- Which really is priceless. Well, I won it so bad. I won it so bad. That's why I tried it. Really? I tried it on Jujubee, even though I regret that so badly. What do you mean you tried it on Jujubee?

Because I had to pick lipsticks. Oh, okay. And I knew that Jujubee loved singing and that her and Mamoru love each other. And I thought, oh, she's definitely gonna be the one that gets to sing with Rue at that time so then I was like I picked her name and I felt so bad and she was like fucking bitch and I was like I wanted to sing with Mamoru and I felt so bad but I did and then you know

after when when I was just like devastated in the interviews they were like okay you know like so you know does it feel? You must feel great. And I was just devastated. I was like, no, no, I wanted to sing with Nomaru. No, my dreams are crushed. I'm gonna kill myself. I'm gonna fucking kill myself. But then I saw the song after, I was like, okay, I'm good.

I'm good. I heard the song after, I was like, oh, okay. What is the song? I think it's a song, it's an existing song that... Pull it up, pull it up. Pull this baby up. And then Blue sang a track on it. So it was almost like a remix. Okay, okay.

What about Blue Hydrangea? My God, beautiful. So beautiful, so shady. Really? Oh yeah, so awesome. She's so funny. Shady? Shady, funny, beautiful. So beautiful, so shady. Really? Oh yeah, so awesome. She's so funny. Shady? Shady, funny, yeah. She's very clever.

She's a little Irish leprechaun. Yeah, she is. She's very cheeky. She's so cute, yeah. Yeah. You like Ireland? I do, I love it there. I love the, yeah, I love the ginger, big ginger boys.

And yeah, and I love the landscape. And green. Yeah. And lush. Green, you don't see green until you go to, you don't know what green is until you go to Ireland. This is true. No, it's beautiful. I do, I love, and I just love touring around the whole UK and then going into Ireland, going up to Scotland.

They turn up for drag race. Yeah, they go crazy. Yeah. It's wild. Yeah, I love it. I love that feeling there. It makes me feel like you're in the bay toes. Everyone's like, you know, reaching, crying. Pull your body apart if they could get the chance.

It's fierce. It's fierce. You got the song, Ho? No, I remember being born with a song that I performed on All Stars. Blue Hydrangea sang. No, Jujubee. Oh, Jujubee.

We're talking about Jujubee? No, we, Blue Hydrangea won. Oh, okayujubee. Oh, Jujubee. We're talking about Jujubee? No, we, Blue Hydrangea 1. Oh, okay. Jujubee was trying to. Oh, okay, got it, got it, got it, got it. She ended up making it all the way to the end, but didn't take the contract. I think she has like the MGM contract with a wow, Jujubee to appear on every.

I think so too, yeah. Every season of Drag Race. She must have done something very bad in season two and then they have this blackmail to get her back in every season. Put me on. Put me in coach, put me in the ring. I wonder if she's been on the most season of Drag Race.

I think she basically has, yeah. I think there's, yeah, I'd have to, someone's tallying it somewhere. How many have you been on? Just two. Yeah. Well, no, I mean, and before I got here, I was like, vaguely remembering that

they had asked me to come in. Yeah, you were on my season, remember? To do what? I do, and I was like, and I remember thinking when I was in the trailer, I was like, why am I here? Because I was like, I didn't win. I'm not in particular, I'm not known

for doing anything in particular on Drag Race, certainly not like an expert on anything. And they were very like, they weren't really help. I mean, they were so vague. So I just walk in, the instructions were like non-existent. Like just walk in the room and ask them some questions. I was like, okay. And then I had forgotten my like,

I had like my body, I had forgotten all this stuff. And it was like my dress, it was so funny. It was so stupid, but it was such a fun little thing. I mean, absolutely no sense. It made no sense for you, but at that time in the competition when we were dying for any sign of outside light, it's such a breath of fresh air to have a sister come in

and go like, oh yeah, okay, it's not that serious, it's not that deep. You kind of help lighten that energy. And then you gave me some really awesome advice, which I've actually passed on to other contestants when I went to pre following. You told us and me to not take anything home that I had brought that I really wanted to show.

You said show it all. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't bring something like, oh, I'm not sure. And you know, you said take the chance. If you brought the thing, do the thing. And that was right after I was going up again, Silky, and I had brought my Casper suit, and I wasn't really sure, should I do this?

And I was really kind of caught up in trying to lip sync in the way that I had seen people win and lip sync on Drag Race. And I was like, I have to do that part where I was slip and I dip and I do a lot. I did the slipping part, but it's the flipping part. But then, you know, you said just do it. If you brought it, do it.

So then that gave me the kind of the courage or the inspiration to do that. And then I won the fucking lip sync. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. I mean, I'll never, I ran that show, the first motherfucking thing I would do is change that runway. Oh, into what? Oh, a walkable surface.

Not greased sheet metal. Right, yeah. Greased sheet metal. Slippery, yeah. I'd also put up railings. You want a handle to walk on? That was a fucking loop leg. The whole- Safety rail. No, no, but you say safety rail, I say pussy pole.

Do you know what I mean? Yes, scooch down now. There would be, if I were taking over the production, if I was like the whatever, I would install, it would be a Marley floor, pretty much. Like a dance floor. A dance floor. Okay.

You know, it's like a black, it's just like a black theatrical floor.. Like a dance floor. What's that? A dance floor. Okay. You know, it's like a black, it's just like a black theatrical floor. You want a tumble. No, I don't want to slip. Because the first thing, I'll never forget the terror of going out for the first runway on Drag Race.

And you notice a few things right off the bat, you're like, wow, this is much smaller than it looks like. Yeah. And two, the judges are right there. And they're watching you. They can smell you. Yes, and you can hear them so clearly. And then even though the music,

yeah, the music is so loud, but you're like, whatever. And then three, wow, this fucking runway is slippery. I slipped on it. So slippery. So slippery. It is so difficult. It is so difficult to walk pussy, pussy down the runway. It's really tough to do It's very slippery, but it's perfect if you slide. Yeah, like I saw that candy. I think it was candy who slid Georgia's was the best slider. Oh that when she gets flipped and swept inside was just like

I was like, can I just arrive everywhere like that? I know. Just like, shee hee. Like, I sluged. I'm here. Yeah, it was, but I would, so I would make it into a walkable surface and then there would be railings on each side.

You want little paths, little stones or? Zengarden, yeah, cobblestones. No, not gonna. Why is she walking in a circle silently? I'm getting grounded, don't look at me. She's meditating, she's doing a walking meditation. No, but there would be a railing on the runway. Yes.

And there would be a railing around, just not around the very front of it. But railings on the each on the T on each side of the T there'd be a railing and then perhaps there'd be like a pole on the end right at the end. Some stuff to play with. Yes. I like that. I think that's a great idea. Think about it, when you watch Lip Sync Battle, they have props, they have rain, they have giant gag costume things. They have a full production. And then I'm like, oh God,

don't let the straight people do it better. You know, when I watch Lip Sync Battle, I don't think they do that anymore. But it's like, yeah, I just feel like the girls need something. Some level. Yeah, because if feel like the girls need something. Some level. Yeah, because if you, you know, the poll, the poll would be cool because like,

if you can't do the poll and you try to do the poll, it's like, you learn, like don't do it. But if you can, it's so cunty. Just squeak up and down it? Yeah, it would be so cool. Or like fall and hurt yourself. Right. You know?

No, I would have loved that. Right, just a little bit of support. Because like when you can, sometimes the, at the end of the day, also I'm sorry to like hijack the conversation about this, but the, like you, it's after a long day of filming. Right, and you're terrified. Terrified in your tired.

Potentially broken inside. Yeah, and your feet hurt. So it's like a little bit of support, like even just like, you know, cause sometimes the song doesn't call for a lot of movement, but if you have like- You want a chair. You're like, can I have a chair? Yeah, exactly, kinda.

Or just a little like, just like a rest. You're like, you know that, what is it in Sweet Charity where they're like, hey, big spender, they're all like, you know what I mean? Like a barn door. Yeah, something like that. You want sets, you want production. Yeah, just a fucking railing.

Just give me a fucking railing. Just something to fucking lean on. Yeah, something to lean on to like, just to brace, to balance, to work with. Fend over. Yeah, something. And I think it would be cool. Have they done, they have done some,

do they make it snow on the runway once? I feel like they have. I feel like, but I feel like it's the individual performer or the queen has kind of tossed a bit of snow in the air. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you kind of walk through a bit of snow. Yeah. But what did you think of Alyssa Edwards

and her waterpull? I didn't see it. I didn't see it. Oh, you didn't see it? No. Oh my God, you got to watch All Stars UK global versus... Is it on? Yeah.

Yeah. All Stars global is happening right now. Oh my God. So how many episodes are there? The queens around the world are moving tit to tit. It's I think four in, four episodes in. Oh my God, I didn't even realize that. So who is Elissa?

Elissa Edwards, Queen Kong. Okay. Kitty Scott Claus. Okay. So What Amuse. Okay. Nahalania. Oh my God, okay.

And then there is... Okay, I'll find out. Oh my God, that's... Galavarro, Galavarro from Mexico. Miranda from Brazil. So, Patia, my girl from Canada, obviously. How could I have forgotten? I know, you're a bitch.

That's the, oh my God. What did she, what did Alyssa do? She did sort of like this sort of flash dance number where she did sort of this work out. Oh, I saw the clips, yeah. And then she goes in the chair and pulls a chain and water goes on her. It was so awesome.

Thank God. So cunty, so awesome. That's good. Yeah, I mean, I've noticed that over the years as like during the talent show, for example, they've allowed the girls a good amount of like, Oh yeah. Props of props and sets. If you can think of it, you just say this is what I want.

I didn't really realize it until I saw Lala Ri, she had a whole spinning disk and everything. I was like, oh, you could ask for the floor to rotate. Okay. Yeah, it's fierce. Thank God. What would you do if you could ask for any kind of gag? Oh, I know.

Because I know you like to fly. I mean, yes, I think, I don't know. I don't know what I would do. Oh, trampoline. Easy. I would have the, oh my God. If they had, if the, like in the Cirque du Soleil show, they have the tumble track,

they say the runway is retractable and underneath is a tumble track. Mary, I wouldn't, you couldn't. Honey, you'd have to shoot me to get me off and underneath is a tumble track. Yeah. Mary, I wouldn't. Maybe. Honey, you'd have to shoot me to get me off that thing. That tumble track. Yeah, I would go so ham. Cause I can do one of those,

it's like a loop of back handsprings where you just go boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, and you stay in the same place and it looks like a circle. Right. It's really cool. So you would just do that for 15 minutes? Yeah, 15, 20 minutes. If you were in those montages where they kind of fade it,

time passes. Black and white, yeah. 15 minutes later. Yeah, I would do that. I would do that. Because that was just, that's so fun. That's the one thing I, I think I want to have installed in a yard.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. A tumble floor. That would be my bowling alley. A little spring floor. You know how people get insanely rich and they have a bowling alley. An elevator, a pool. I would just want the tumble track in a foam pit

and then a crash pad. Beautiful, and one of those high horses. Just trying to talk gymnast with you. I'm like, is that what it's called? The fucking pony horse? The pommel horse? Pommel horse. No, no, no pommel horse. Oh, okay, she doesn't do that.

No, it's too dangerous. Too hard to. If you could be the best in the world at any sport for one year only. Right, thank God. What would it be? Thank fucking God, I'm only doing sports for one year. If I had to pick one damn sport to play.

And you could be the best. I would do the one with the wrestling where the dicks get squished on your face on the mat. I would be like, let's do that. I'll be the one that gets on the ground and then just get squished and pressed around, folded up. I needed to ask you about this because I have recently become pretty obsessed with Persian wrestling.

It's so fucking gay. I mean, not Persian, not the Persian that's gay, but wrestling in general is so fucking gay. Yeah, it's exciting. So grunty. But it's so sweaty. Like it's... Uncompromising. Uncompromising, unyielding.

It's so gay. And so gay, and all there is is just that thin bit of fabric that makes it not gay. That fabric is the barrier of protection. These people aren't gay? These people aren't gay? These people aren't gay? No, no, they're smelling those nuts and they don't like it. They don't like it.

Most of the time not. Their finger's in the butthole and they don't like it. Yeah, that's how that all happens still. If people liked it too much, they go, uh-uh, this is all getting too good. Cause you have to pretend like you hate it. You have to go, ah, not another butt sitting on my face again. Oh gee whiz.

Oh gee whiz. Oh poop. Ah. It's so erotic to a gay man such as myself. Yeah. You wanna wrestle? No, I just wanna jerk off on the sidelines. Well, I can't wrestle myself.

I like, these guys are super, super jacked and hot and gorgeous. Yeah. We like these guys are super, super jacked and hot and gorgeous. Wearing these tight little singlets and they're just humping each other. Humping each other. Forcefully. Forcefully pressing their huge butts and groins and pecs and faces. Packages. Yeah, just humping the shit out of each other.

Teeny spandex layer separating their their cock, balls, and ass. And probably really tight thongs underneath. No, no, no underwear. All right, I just added that. I don't think they're wearing any underwear. I don't think so. No, cock, balls, and ass. Cock, balls, and ass.

Cock, balls, and ass. I think that's the original name of the sport, but they changed it. Yeah, ass, cock, and balls. So on that note. I have a gift for you. You do? Yeah.

I'm your champion. Champion. A champion. I'm your champion. Cock balls and ass in your mouth tonight. Ask Cock and Balls. So I wanted to present you with a matching tracksuit for me. Hell yes.

Oh my God. This is from my tour. It's a medium because you're dainty and petite. Thank you! Oh, I'm so... This is so wonderful. Thank you so much. That suit is awesome. And I also brought you this. This is something so special to me. This is a... Crack. No, it's a vintage smile. And I know that you love body parts and things, but this is one of my most precious things.

So I'm giving it to you for the... I love it. It's perfect. And it's real. So that's passed from someone's ancestor. And I'm sure it's from maybe 1940s, 50s. It's actually perfect. It looks great. As for the days you can't find a smile on your own.

It's so great. It's so... Yeah. And oh, there you go. That's if you're ever scared, you do that one. You're not sure. And that... Oh, God, gorgeous.

I love this. Yeah. Thank you so much. So now Trixie's not the only one with veneers. Yes, perfect. No, thank you so, so much. I love, I love, oh, I love this. I, cause I was thinking about getting a flipper with braces.

Oh, yeah. Cause I love, I love the queen of flip has braces or not anymore, I guess. But who has, who has, who has a flipper with braces? Oh, well, no, I, I don't think anybody. Oh. But, you know, I was- I love that idea.

Yeah, and I love- I wear a flipper, but I haven't had braces on it. I mean, I love to have braces. Did you have braces? Definitely not. Oh, come on. I, but I can't record braces on it. I mean, I loved having braces. Did you have braces? Definitely not. Oh, come on. I, but I can't, if you can, I think the coolest thing in the world is adult braces.

I think it's- What about for sucking dick though? Not the best. Not the best for that. You can still do it obviously, but it's not the best. Very slow and gently. You have to be careful. You gotta be careful.

You need a very small dick and a wide. Oh. You gotta really, yeah. The first to be careful. You need a very small dick and a wide... Oh. You got to really... Yeah. The first dick I sucked, I had braces on and he was not a fan. Right. It lasted... It was a short session. Yeah.

I definitely remember him saying, ow, one time or another. So... But thank you so much. And, oh, these are really wonderful. I love the ring of brown around them. Yeah. No, they're vintage. They're they're passed down. They've seen a lot of smiles and memories.

Maybe they gave it a speech at one time. And I just put it in my mouth. I was surprised. But, you know, I was glad I'm going to die. Imagine if I died now. That would be so amazing to just die. I like the old fire. Forty five minutes later, I'm like, oh, feels so good. And I just dropped dead I like sent an old virus. 45 minutes later I'm like, I don't feel so good.

And I just drop dead. Oh please. I knew I shouldn't have eaten that parsley out of that tooth from 1940. Yeah, this is, now that I look at it, it's really filthy looking. No, thank you so much. No, I knew that you loved Creepy Richa.

And I kept that in my secret passage in my little metal box with my two glass eyes. Fierce. So I thought. Didn't Charlie Temple have adult teeth put in or something like that? Yeah, vagina dentata. Vagina dentata.

This episode is brought to you by Vagina Dentata. Okay, well Jimbo, thank you so much for coming on the pod and tell everybody at home where they can find you on the internet you can find me at my website house of Jimbo comm or Instagram Jimbo the drag clown or Pretty much those place tick-tock Jimbo the drag clown Twitter Twitter Jimbo the drag clown, but I don't I'm tweeting that much. Right, well now that it's called X, I don't know if anybody's tweeting. I don't know, it's very negative on there. Do you find it's very negative on there?

I do, but also it's just the layout is so fucked up now with everything and it's just got all turned upside down. I used to love Twitter. Yeah, I do, but it's like, what's going on? What's up fighting? I'm like, the fighting app. It's a cesspool. But TikTok I'm getting into. Are you a TikTokker?

No, I don't. My friends send me TikToks all the time and then I try to open them and it doesn't work. So I'm kind of okay boomer about it, but I'm trying to get into it. My favorite TikTokker is Corporate Aaron. Oh. Do you know Corporate Aaron?

Never heard of her. I'll send you a TikTok. Yeah, I wanna see it. All right, well, have a lovely day. Thanks again, Jimbo. Thanks for the teeth. And if I die, y'all know at home who killed me. So thank you.

Bye. Happy munching. Bye. Bye. Bye!