The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya - Observational Cinematic Compulsion Disorder with Trixie and Katya

Episode Date: November 18, 2025

Observational Cinematic Compulsion Disorder, or OCCD, is a common behavioral condition characterized by involuntary ocular fixation on a neighbor's in-flight audiovisual LCD display, even in the absence of accompanying auditory stimuli. Patients with OCCD exhibit vastly impaired concentration filtration, resulting in reflexive visual tracking of narrative cinematic sequences presented on adjacent personal screens during commercial air travel. The disorder is frequently associated with heightened situational distractibility, transient dissociative drift, and a paradoxical increase in attentional salience toward media not voluntarily selected by the patient. Management of OCCD involves admission to a 19th-century gothic asylum in upstate New York, with current clinical guidelines emphasizing electroconvulsive therapy administered on a daily basis, leading to a positive outcome of preemptive engagement with self-selected entertainment to mitigate cross-screen visual intrusion. This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy and get on your way to being your best self at https://Betterhelp.com/BALD For a limited time get 40% off your first box PLUS get a free item in every box for life, by using promo code BALD at: https://Hungryroot.com/BALD To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, go to: https://Hims.com/BALD Find out why Nutrafol is the best-selling hair growth supplement brand by using promo code BALD at: https://Nutrafol.com The Holidays are here! Don’t miss out on early Black Friday deals at Wayfair! Hurry, as the sale ends December 7th! For up to 70%off, head to: https://Wayfair.com Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT⁠ To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYT⁠ Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast⁠ If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com⁠ To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: ⁠⁠https://trixieandkatya.com/#tour⁠ To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.trixiemotel.com⁠ Listen Anywhere! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast⁠ Follow Trixie: Official Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.trixiemattel.com⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@trixie⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/trixiemattel⁠ Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/trixiemattel⁠ Twitter (X): ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/trixiemattel⁠   Follow Katya: Official Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.welovekatya.com⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@katya_zamo⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/welovekatya⁠ Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/katya_zamo⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter (X): ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/katya_zamo⁠   #TrixieMattel #KatyaZamo #BaldBeautiful Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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I know. I know about you. I'm like, fuck you, you fat. Not fat, but you bald bitch. We were talking about flying in the last episode, and I have something that I have to get off my chest. And this is a message to all of you fuckers out there. What is it?

what i'm not aegist okay old people should not be driving stay they stay at 6 a.m 5 a.m. and a flight 7 a.m. with that fucking window wide fucking open with the sun coming up oh yeah what the fuck reading the fucking newspaper it is diabolical it is diabolical it's everybody is like tired flying tired yeah window open watching a movie it's fucking window open reading a Kindle. It's fucking crazy. Stop it. Old people suck.

Sorry. They don't suck, but like close the fucking window. Look around. Use those. Look around you. That Cardi B. Clippers. Where they can't.

Use your fucking eyes. Yeah. Are we having an altercation? We're having a debate. I just, what is that for? It's from her court appearance. Oh.

Which I can't get enough of. So good. I. Close the window. Close the window. The sun is pouring in. I know. I know you've been up since three.

This white is huge for you Well my grandmother used to sleep with one foot on the floor Why? Like always ready Hypervigilant Like she never slept at all really Vigilant Thor Just life Who knows what's gonna happen

Crazy Like she's up at 3 is what I'm trying to say All right Well she's dead now Right Yeah she would definitely be the perpetrator of what you're talking about For sure Yeah I just

I can't take it I can't stand it It makes me want to scream you should and a lot of times they're not even they don't they're like watching a movie yeah you don't you don't need light for that hoe also that light is so like it's almost like it burns your eyeballs it's so intense and i have like emotional turmoil when it's my window the person behind me's window and the window in the middle that i'm not sure if i'm in control of spiritually if you can reach it you can you can you can put it down that's sometimes the person in front of you has the window open

that's kind of behind them yeah yeah yeah and you're like i think it's fair game if you can touch it and why in the UK and Europe and stuff why do they make you open the windows for landing they can suck my cock too I hate it Ryan Eyre this is a message for you fuck off girl I hate her I hate her

hate her so much first class empty middle seat Mary there's no first class I can't it's not first class it's just the front row that's all it is I did a gig last weekend that was so nice because it was in San Diego and I just had to drive you drove to San Diego

do you take the five I don't know I had to go to TwitchCon What the fuck is TwitchCon? Twitch is a platform that people live stream from Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah And I got to go host a drag showcase at the show So I host the drag show basically

Isn't that the platform where everybody says Fuck it? I don't know you're not you're not That's hate speech Oh So you can't say that What are they? But like on PlayStation when you play Call of Duty

People are like Yeah yeah that's what I'm thinking is that's not all they say. Oh, God. What do they say? What do they say? Every slur. Oh, no.

Every slur. Like, Little White, middle schoolers screaming every slur. Oh. But I don't play those type of games. Like, the ones where I don't, can you explain to me that type of game where, like, other people around the world are playing? I don't get it. So it's like multiplayer, online multiplayer.

Okay. Like, what does I mean? Like, MMO is like massive multiplayer. What is it? Massive online multiplayer? I forget what you call it. That's like, it's like, let's say it's basically a glorified. game of MMO, yes.

That sounds horrifying. So that would be like you and dozens of other people from all of the world in the same game playing together. So theoretic, does moral combat like that? Yeah, you could play moral combat against real people now. So I could be fighting someone in Singapore. Oh, yeah. That's fierce.

I could be fighting RuPaul. I mean, theoretically. Theoretically, I think RuPaul's making TikToks. I don't think she's busy playing PlayStation. Mary, she is saving the world through those Instagram reels. I'm sorry. It is such a fool. It's the one of Annie, running through the parking lot.

Crazy. I'm like, oh my God, keep going, grandma. Like, I love you so much. When I do their hair. And the truth is Paul just looking in a mirror slowly spinning. That shit is selfish. She's so, I live for it so hard. It's so fierce.

But you know what I've been really into. What? These Sylvia Brown TikToks. What? People have been clipping old Sylvia Brown from TV. Oh my God. He drowned. You have to hear this.

Okay. I've been, like, so horny to show this to you. My father's brother disappeared about 20-something years ago, and the whole family has no idea whether he's alive or dead. He drowned. Thank you. Thank you. Sylvia, my parents divorced son is two years old,

and I don't know my biological father. You don't want to. Okay. That's it. You don't. Thank you. Hi, Sylvia. My name is Hasna, and I'm about 18 years ago.

So my father went on a business trip and never returned. The day that he was supposed to come, he called and never came. My family searched high and low, no result. So I just want to know if he's dead or alive. No, he's alive in Florida. Does that make sense? No. No, but thank you.

No, but thank you. Does that make sense? Is that make sense? He's dead. Does that make sense? No. No, she said he's alive. In Florida.

Oh, I know. But, like, he drowned. That's amazing. He drowned. He drowned. Love that shit. She was such a fraud. Such a fraud.

Crazy fraud. I just want to meet my dad. You don't want to meet it. You don't want to. Thank you. The crying? I know. That like, oh, God, those psychics really socked it to you back in the day.

Love Sylvia Brown. And I did look up, like, because I went down a rabbit hole of her legitimacy. And is there any, like, legitimized clairvoyance? And the best that's been recorded is when someone, let's say, if they help the police find a dead body, they will be wrong three more times. Yeah, it's not. It's not a one-to-one ratio. It's not real. But for me it is.

He drowned. Do you think I can do that for people? I mean, it's like, it's the conviction with which she gave those like permanent whatever. It's like so cunty. She was like, it was just like fraud. But I do believe in tapping into the intuitive self. Yeah, but she's literally just lying. You think she's like.

Yes, totally. She's just like talking out of her asshole. I would be like the 2025 version of that and be like, where is my father? He was pupewed. Oh my God. He unaligned. alive and was pupew in Florida in Florida fucking hell Sylvia

was Sylvia Brown who else was um who's the other one oh the Long Island medium does she she actually talks to dead folk people do say she is amazing in what way like is she like she has accurate um really

I guess what would you call it she throws out lines and that they are received and verified by audience members oh I think it's probably research though don't you think how like Googling people in the audience? No, but I mean, like, they probably have to fill out a form and then they're Facebooked or whatever. You know what I mean? I mean, I understand like, you know, I've been learning tarot and I do understand that in a lot of ways, those type of things are a mirror. And so

they are true because you are, someone says you're going through a change. Yeah. I am. And the first thing that comes to your mind is what you're really going through. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's not that it's fake. Yeah. But it is more like, you kind of already know. Yeah. I don't know. Like, what I like about that tarot shit is if someone says, oh, there's a huge. conflict that you just have to squash, your brain will tell you what that big conflict is. Yeah, yeah. You already know. It's kind of universal. It's universal. But you're the one attaching meaning to it like, wow, I guess my big conflict is this. Yeah. But that's not, that's different than saying like your dead dad said this about this. Yeah. He drowned. That's kind of

crazy. That's kind of crazy. He drowned. Yeah. He was pew, pew, peed while drowning. Do they really say pew, pew, pew. Oh, yeah. It's fierce. Oh, my God. It's fierce. I don't like that. I don't like that at all. They're singing on TikTok. Everywhere, always. I asked Bob about it. I was like, do you know about Poo-Pude? He was like, oh yeah, Pupu. No. That is really, that's really troubling.

Yeah, it's tough. So San Diego, I hadn't been in so long. Okay. San Diego is so beautiful. Well, has the perfect weather. It's what you think L.A. is in your mind. Yeah. It's so pretty gorgeous. It's so gorgeous. The San Diego Convention Center was so big.

TwitchCon was so fun. All my different video games I like were there. Phantasmaphobia, what am I saying? Phasmophobia was there. Capcom was there and I got to host the drag show which is really fun. And then, and because it's a live streaming the live streaming, the quality of the camera lighting

and sound was so on the ball. Best technical production of a live event I think I've ever been a part of. Really? It was like the streamies. It was so clean. TwitchCon. The drag queens all had large private dressing rooms.

You're kidding. Good snacks. Great air conditioning. Damn. They got rehearsed. to make sure all their music levels were right. Like, it was run so smoothly. All right, TwitchCon.

TwitchCon really ate with the, and they told me that's their biggest live event of the whole weekend. The drag show is so big. Fierce. So shout out to Jenny, the organizer of that and all the drag queens. Who were the drag queens?

A lot of drag queens in the show. Bitch pudding was there. Oh, fierce. In the show, because she's a streamer. Okay. Jacks from Drag Race was there. Okay. I have to tell you something crazy that happened.

What? What, what? You get into this Red Bull because this is going to be the type of thing that lives on the internet forever. Jacks. Oh, no. Jacks was such an incredible performer

Oh, I know Jacks, I know Jacks was so beautiful to look at it and so good at performing Jacks, there's a reason why they put her last in the show It was impossible to follow her She was so good She did Chaparone Hot to go And she jump roped with her hair Whoa

And I said, I'm watching as the host backstage And I'm hosting with this girl Pearl T's This beautiful trans girl burlesque streamer Yeah, yeah, yeah And we're watching the TV and I go Oh my God, I go There's a girl on Drag Race who did that And she goes, yeah, that's her.

I go, oh, good. Perfect. Isn't that so, Mary, it's so, it's so, it's so embarrassing. It's so, it's gotten to the point where I don't, I'm afraid to see how to drag queens because I'm afraid that I've met them. I'm afraid they were on drag race. Yeah, exactly. And then I look like an idiot.

That way? I don't care about looking idiot as much as I care about hurting, hurting feelings. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's so awkward. Deere, this incredible streamer that I love, most gorgeous drag, one of the most beautiful drag makeups I've ever seen in real life in my whole life. Deere. D-E-E-R-E.

Her makeup is so cool and graphic. We can, if you guys are watching, we put a screenshot of her. She's been on my YouTube channel. She's, um, but I just have to show you. She eats it up. She really eats it up for the girls. E-E-E-A-A-A. Oh, yeah, she's, good.

What are those lips? What's going on with those lips? She draws the gloss on. Oh, it's like, oh, it's like the shiny part. She draws the gloss on. That's fierce. With white. Oh, that's actually fierce.

And in person, it reads, I always thought like. It reads like, wet. Like, that's fierce. And on camera, if you're a. professional streamer. You mostly do drag from your own lighting. Oh,

right, right, right. You can really go for it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, you look more amazing person. Fierce. Drag Trashley is a big

streamer who was there. Um, I mean, it's, it was a live streamable show. Farrow was at Twitchman. Wait, how is she? She streams like full time now.

She is so gorgeous. I know. It's like, I didn't get to see her that weekend. I knew she was there. I love Farras so much. She's so funny. She was on all the ads.

She blows anybody out of the water and a photo. It's not even funny. So pussy, pussy, pussy. It was like Y2K. So she was in kind of her black and blonde, Christinae Guerrera with like knots in her hair, Y2K vibes.

Fierce. Eating. I just had so much fun at TwitchConnor. It made me remember how much I love streaming. I loved live streaming. No, what is like, when you, do you, like, I don't get it. Like, do you make money from that?

When I did, I did it mostly for charity. Like, what is it like? So if you're a streamer, let's say you caught you wanted to start a Twitch channel. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's say every night from 6 to 8 p.m. You do a live show. Okay.

Where you DJ, play video game, you do a cooking class. Whatever you want to do for a live television, basically. It's live television, but it's from your house like YouTube. Okay. So some people make it about video gaming. Some people make it about crafting, yoga, DJs. Okay. But I love a lot of the gamers.

And I just, I love Twitch and I loved meeting all the streamers. And these people basically one-man show produce television. channels from their homes. No shit. Overlays. I've seen your setup. It's like, it's wild. It looks like the whole fucking studio.

It looks like an actual, like TV studio. I think you would like it actually. You get to control the lighting. You don't have to get in drag from the waist down. Oh, that's weird. Talk to your fans directly. Do you can do a sewing stream? Do you know what I'm doing?

I'm going to do. I just talk to Mark the other day. Like I'm doing, um, uh, which I'm called ASMR. I love, I love it so much. Do you ever listen to ASMR? No. I don't like it. You don't like, why?

Well, there's so many different types The novelty of it wore off for me like 2019. Really? It just did it for like a month And I was like that's funny What I do like is the situations Okay

I do like like you're just waking up With your vampire boyfriend Okay I do love the situation Your second cranial nerve exam or whatever Yeah yeah Someone's at the mall doing your makeup Okay

I'm just gonna do your lips The situation is more interesting To me than the sound Okay I don't get into big pickle like crunch Stuff like that That yeah I don't like Mouth sounds are not really my game

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so that adult smokers have information and access to better alternatives. By doing so, we can create lasting change. If you don't smoke, don't start. If you smoke, quit. If you don't quit, change. Visit unsmoked. It was really fun to be in San Diego and Detroit and I got to work for the Sims. I worked for the Sims like all the time.

You worked for the Sims last year. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Love the Sims. Their booth was so cool. If you guys are a long time, if anybody plays Sims, the robber that's in the Sims and black and white with the mask like creeping in the game who steals from you, they had an actor there dressed like him with the little green thing about his head creeping around the booth just trying to steal from people.

Ew. It was so funny. And he never talked. So he would come up and like look at you and like your phone sitting there. He'd be like, ooh. It was so funny. I cracked up. And also compared to drag, no offense to drag con.

Mama. It was nice, good air conditioning. Dragcon is so boo-boo. And it was low lighting. Oh, fear. So everybody looked beautiful. No overhead fluorescence? No.

It was like the soft glow of a nice calm convention. And I want to, my thought went to, for people who love Twitch, they might love Twitch because it's entertainment for people who maybe don't want to go out socially, social anxiety, autism, sensory overload, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dimmer lights like that. I'm like, some of these people could actually have fun at a convention instead of feeling overwhelmed. I know. That always struck me because, like, at drag, drag on it was so overwhelming, so, like, so, like, stressful.

You know what I mean? Everybody's, like, stressed out. And I'm like, I was always impressed at, like, the, I don't know. The wokeness. Or the resilience of these people who are, like, a little bit awkward. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. I wouldn't have lasted like 10 minutes as a person like entering.

It's just like, ooh. Well, and for people who are primarily content creators from home, I think it's fair to say that they maybe create that kind of content because they feel more comfortable than live performance in front of people in real life. Yeah. And so I do think for a lot of streamers, not just the audience, but the stream of themselves might have chosen streaming because that environment can be overloading. So I just like that it was a challenge.

chill vibe. I got to walk. Oh my God. Nick and I did Comic Con like last year. Wait, did you do it in drag? Yeah. But a lot of people don't do it. They do it out of their character, right? Isn't that right? I mean, like Cassandra Peterson, well,

probably not dress up as a Vire. That's what I mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But we were at New York and I was like, we probably need security. It was like, when I go in here. I tied my hair up. I was like, a bomb's gonna go off. I'm so fucking famous. Nobody, nobody page of the... I'm talking me walking through hordes of people. people, no one batting and I.

You're kidding. No one giving it straight fuck. It was, we have video photo. I love that so much. Oh my God. With a camera and lights, no one caring. Oh my God. So then this year.

Getting followed around by a camera and nobody cares. That's so fierce. We almost got security this year. And our management was like, you know, um, jinks has a great security team. Like I could give you their number. I said, do they have experience with celebrities? Oh. I think that's kind of fun.

But wait, wait, wait. Did you see the clip? my god, of Jared Leto coming out at the premiere of what was it, Tron to a theater that was maybe like filled a quarter of the way.

That's tough. Why didn't no one want to see Tron? I don't know. I think it's like flopped big time. It's a big time flop. But like Mary, if that were me, I would like, in my publicist, you know, was like...

Bring the car around. I'd be like, I think we're just going to skip it. Yeah. Gas. I get a little gas to time at time. I'm just gas. No, that. is like merit so that's that's that's but it's one or the other because sometimes in the

environments I find myself a situation where I mean no tea there have been security incidents at these conventions yeah and will continue to happen yeah so sometimes it's like you don't want to have by security sometimes what I mean is can someone grab my hand and briskly walk me where I'm going because I don't know where I'm going yes right if I look lost it's better to have someone just with a flashlight confidently saying here's how to get to where you're going yeah I don't need someone to push people. I need a navigator. Well, I had people, I had, um, I was carried at Dragon UK. Carried out? Yeah. Like, if I had to go, like, have a cigarette or go to the bathroom, they, they pick me up and carry me and run. It was great. So it was like, who's they? Um, the security

Dawson. He's there. He can do it. No, the amazing security at DragCon UK, they were so hot and so nice and so wonderful. And I think, was I injured? No, no, there was a rumor that I was injured because I wasn't walking. I had fun at DragConn, UK. It was, yeah, it was great. I think. It was, I just, I don't. I had fun of drag.

I remember it was nice. It was, like, the lighting is always, Jabot Center was hell. Mary. And LA Convention Center was hell. I'm saying it. Whatever. No, no, no, no.

The Javitt Center. The Javits Center. We need to talk about Javits. We need to talk about Javits. Because this is, I have full body chills right now, because I I this is a core memory at this point core memory core memory like I remember when my dad was shot in front of me and I remember Javitt Center that's like that kind of thing like I when we entered the convention center and right before I was entering my booth which was we had it decorated by a decorator they mentioned that there's no smoking anywhere on or near the premises and And to the average person, that's just a normal statement. To me, at that time, that was like on par with,

so we're going to take your entire family immediate and extended, bring them out naked, whip them through the streets, and then behead them in front of you. Right. And then we're going to make you watch it on videotape for the rest of your life. Mm-hmm. That would have been worse or that would have been better than no smoking. Right.

I was like, I guess we'll leave. I swear to God I was like I was ready to just do a U-turn and go back to the hotel and just go lay down Do I do anything Read Sports Illustrated

Right Play darts What did you do I was professional And did my job Was this kind of like When you went to Disney And you got hit with that reality

When you were a lot to smoke Remember that? Was it Disney? Yeah Disney But I was also humiliated That is fine If I get humiliated Then I'm like

Okay forget it You should have just bell-birded it Blow the smoke in the baby face Right? I mean, boat burn it. Boat it. Beetlejuice it. But see, that, oh my God, I just noticed that. A Lizasoo behind you?

That's been there forever. I know. I guess. I didn't know. What do you mean always? How long has it been there? Really? I love that.

Love that. I have that t-shirt. Oh. I haven't watched it this year. It's usually in my Halloween rotation. Do you have a question? The purse on the head. This morning, I was, I went through, I don't know, all of her Instagram reels going back months and months and months.

My God. She's awesome. It is the Annie one. She's using the shoe as the microphone running through the parking lot for so long. I just shoved to nuke up my pussy. Oh, my God. It's like, oh, it's so fun. It's so good.

I think I'm just going to make like a super cut and just watch that instead of TV. I think you should. Yeah. I think that's valid. Thank you. You know, honestly... Ms. Javits. Oh, let's go back to Javits.

Well, I remember one year or you and I were promoting Trixing and Cutdowneisland. Remember, they put all this money into the advertising. There were big plaques of us around. That was nice. Yes.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Was Comic Con at the Jazz Center? Oh, no, I had a blast doing the press for Trixie and our show. That was fun. Nick, was Javitt Center, Comic Con? See, I had a fine time at the ComicCon.

So maybe it's the drag... But also, we're so famous at DragCon. Yeah. Just getting to the bathroom at DragCon. is an issue, you know? It is so interesting. Like, I... Isn't it done now?

Okay, so we can speak all the day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, listen, I... Well, I'll never forget the first drag-con. Because we were right next to each other. We shared a booth. We were at the first drag-con. That's fucked.

First drag-con. And it was, it was crazy. And I remember running on fumes. Never went to the bathroom. Nine-hour meet-and-grate. Nine-hour meeting-grade. No bathroom. No food.

No water. When I got back to the hotel, my body just collapsed. Like, I've never felt worse in my whole life. But because it was all, like, adrenaline and, like, fun. And I was like, because it was amazing. Yeah. And then, but no, I mean, it was literally all that wore off within, like, three minutes. And then I was like, oh, fuck.

And I became a husk of a person who was so interesting. And every time I did drag con in New York, I would stay at, like, the Yotel. So I'm staying in a room that's like an oven, like a tiny oven. It's tiny. All New York hotel. Hotel sucks shit. Yeah. That's not true.

You got to get you a room at the Mandarin. Whoa, that's a five-star hotel. Yeah, it is like $1,200 a night or something, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What was the year that you wore a 45-pound wig and almost had aneurys? That was L.A. Was that the second one? You know, I don't mean to speak ill of drag-con. It's just conventions in general

are just hard. When your job is meeting and greeting, yeah. Honestly, when we're younger, this is the issue too. We're blaming other people. We should have personal boundaries about I'm going to go do two hours

and go home. That's what I did. The personal obligation that I put on myself to meet and greet for six hours a day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would meet and greet from like 12 to 6. Yeah. Why am I doing that? I think we ended up pre-selling them.

I'm not trying to brag, by the way. We didn't sell them. I did. I just always did you have to buy merchandise. Okay. Maybe I did. We didn't sell them. No.

Because some girls started doing VIP. You could pay more to be in the front. Oh, yeah. People didn't like. Oh, yeah. And a lot of, there was a lot of, um, there was a lot of politics. commotion about like, so-and-so was charging this, so-and-so, and then people were like, well, I'm charging nothing.

And they would, like, promote that as if they were Mother Teresa. You know what I mean? It was very fascinating. But I'm also like, okay, both people in your line are going to love that. That sounds horrible. I don't mean it that way, but like, but I never charge, I only charge for you had to buy something. Yeah.

Because they charge us to be there. We're paying. Oh, yeah. By the way, they flee. Square footage, a drag-on? Are you out of your mind? It's more than New York real estate. Javitt's Center was like by the pound.

pound. Crazy. Charged by the pound of what we're treating. That's why. Oh, my God. One of my sets, as if I had a set. I think somebody wrote a crayon, caught it, and pinned it to a pole. But I remember when you're seeing Jenks, just have a, she just had a ring light and a curtain. And I was almost like, yeah.

Yeah. They're here for you. Yeah. That's all they're here for. This is not set design con. What are we doing? Yeah. It's not set design con.

I was like, this is a convention. Go sit at the card table for 20 minutes. I know. We all got whipped up into some kind of like You were going to get a hospital bed I was going to shout out of a cannon I don't know what the fuck we were doing And no one made us do this

So what was that? We're complaining about drag con I really couldn't use that hospital bed It was our fault I know I know The hospital bed would have been great I would have been great Like or the I would have been the dad From Strangers of Candy

Or contagion Contagent Yeah Oh my God Body doubles Body doubles Of course Six of them

I mean you could have had six Trixie If I had that If I knew what I knew now the new trixie The new improved trixie Oh my god Run her into the ground

Do you know people still Don't seem to know That I was that she was on She was on Salt Lake City Housewives and I wasn't Wait what I was busy And they went to my bar

In Milwaukee rest in peace And I was like Well I'm not around Just get the other Trixie And just don't put a body mic on her And they credit her as not Trixie Trixie double And people still are like

That night my own friends Friends from college were like Girl come say hi we saw you I'm like, oh my God, that's hysterical. And the other women, instead of like, I thought it would be a fun gag where they'd be like, oh my God, it's not you, huh? They don't get it.

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Which, do you, speaking of the housewives? Cage match. Yeah. Who would win? What do you mean? Who would win in a cage match? Nicholas Cage? Nicholas Cage.

Didn't she came on your grinder pod? Is she nice? She was. She's a big fag, right? I was so scared. She was a doll. Why were you scared? Because she was like, I don't know.

A, because I'm not super familiar with the housewives, I know, I wasn't like incredibly familiar with her career. Right. And I thought there was a good chance that she'd be a cunt. I don't know. And also, it was a little strange, like, hey, you're not a man. You're a woman who's been married to the same guy for like 30 years. Harry Hamlin.

Yeah, very sexy. And, you know, was one in one of the first, like, gay roles that kind of got him kicked out of Hollywood, 1982. Yeah. It makes sense because she's a pancake. She is, I love Mary Like her, the whole thing, the look, she was all in black She just looked so chic and we had a blast

She was so fucking funny She was talking about how she wants to get it She wants to have people's head off with chainsaws Good for her Good for her American horror story, chainsaw Chainsaw American Horror Story Lisa Rinna and chainsaw

Honestly, she should be on horror story That seems like a- No, she wants to and I think she should Yeah She would be a natural What are they bothering with Kim Kardashian when Lisa Rinda's around. I don't know.

Kim Kardashian. Do you know what happened to me? The other thing about Drag Com was you had to... Well, I will say this. If you won Drag Race, at least they used to fly you. If you're a winner... You got flew out? Flute out.

Well, we lived in L.A. But also, it just cost so much. And it was a full weekend, not to mention weeks of preparating. Mama. It's just too much work. I got paid to go to DragCon, UK. I know. Me too.

That was fierce. I know. That was really fierce. I don't know how they made any money. But, you know. great. I never made much money at DragCon and not to sound whatever

but I had to look around and go if Trixie can't make money at DragCon what are we doing? I know. I know. No, seriously. It just was too and I love to meet the fans

and I liked to see the girls. The Kiki was getting to see all the girls. Well, that was the thing that always frustrated me is I never got to fucking see the girls. You'd be there all weekend and I got a text of milk being like I didn't even see you.

Yeah, and also so excited like way too tired to go out at night you know, like you have, especially after the first night because you're going to be fucked for the next day. That always pissed me off so much because you never got to see the girls unless you did the show, which was always fun. That was a blast. That was really fun to do.

I had a blast doing that. I would do another one. If it ever came back, I would do it. But I would do it, like I said, smart. Go for two hours. Do a panel and go home. Yeah. I think that's what I did the last one.

It was like, I'll be there from 12 to 2. I'm doing a panel and then I'm, that's it. And then another two hours maybe. We complain about it, but like, dragcom was never like, you must do an eight-hour meet and greet. No. That's our own mental illness. I know, but I was always like, I don't want people to, it's not line con. I know.

I don't like, I don't like people having to wait in line so long. I know. It sucks. It sucks. I had an experience, I was flying. Oh, I think I told you this. Was I on the plane with you? You know.

No, you were flying the plane. I'm the invisible band now. I had to fly to Malta and I missed my flight to Rome. Car service never picked me up. So relatable. Car service, no call, no show. So relatable. No call, no show.

So, got in the car finally after the Uber came, and I was like, we're not going to make it. That 30 minutes, we needed that to give me the important. So, so called Maddie. She was like, I've never used this car service before. Like, I can't believe they, no call. She rebukes me, thank God. And she's like, all right, you're going to have to fly through Turkey. And by the way, it was $7,000 extra work.

But I'm not going to miss the gig. That's like, seven grand. Seven thousand to do you. Seven grand to Istanbul. So I thought of this because of the Yotel I had to stay over and edit the Yotel Istanbul What is the fucking Yotel? It's like a modular hotel

What is the tiny room? Where does the Yo come from? Yo, like yo, yo, hotel, you know. Yo, it's your hotel. Your hotel, got it. I don't know, I made that other. But I flew Turkish airlines. Do you know what it's like to fly first class

as a bald white man? Oh my God. Everybody clocks your tea. The flight of time it was like, everything's going to change. Your life's about to change forever. Yeah, they gave me like a bouquet of flowers. Oh my God. You should have come back with the only piece on.

Me getting off the plane, it was like, we welcome you to Munchkin land. No, why haven't they like outsource that shit? Why is Turkey the destination to get the only, it seems to be the only destination to get hair? My other issue with Turkish Airlines is. Whatever. Shoot me in the eye, bitch.

I flew first class. Shoot me in the eye. As if people are going to expect for you to ride in the back. of the cabin. There is a middle row in first class on this Turkish airline. Mama,

that's no first class. I'm in the middle. Middle row. Middle row. American horror story. Middle row. And I was so depression because I had to pay

$7,000 extra dollars. To be in the middle row? No, just to get another flight because I'm not going to miss the gig. Now, why do they make you pay some? Well, who knows? I don't know. They cast some runes.

Look at some bones and then that's the price. The thing is the airlines, you got somewhere to go and they know it. They got you. They have your balls on the vice grip. Right. They got your pussy with a clamp.

And I'm feeling emotional. And so the woman next to me, not the person on the other side, because there is two, is watching the notebook. And I did something I never do, which is watch that whole movie off her screen with no headphones on. Like the killer. So she's watching the movie with headphones on and I'm like this. I can't not watch a movie if I can see it. I don't know what it is. It's compulsion.

If I'm on an aisle seat, next row on the... the right say I'm on the left aisle next row on the right that person I can't not watch I can't not watch it I it's and I'm riveted and I'm locked in it could be have you have you ever seen somebody watching yourself fully loaded it could be shawshank redemption it could be like any movie I don't even want to watch it but I have to have you ever caught somebody watching yourself drag racer isn't drag race on air Canada I've seen people watching it get out of here do you like throw peanuts out then I'm like no I'm like no no No, no.

But when we were in Canada, I did see some girl with one of our shirts on, and this is what I love to do. I love to go, nice shirt, and keep walking. You say nice shirt, and then you take off all your clothes. Right. And she looks over, and I'm standing there with that black goat from the witch. And I have my dick cut off, and I'm holding it my hand. And I'm just chewing. And then she looks at me and I look at her.

They look over at me, and I'm breastfeeding a crow. Girl, get into the witch. Get into the witch, baby. Get it to the witch. Wait, have you seen any fierce, fun movies? Of course. Of course. Of course.

Girl. No, but I do want to go see this movie. So, this is the 50-year anniversary of Rocky Horror Picture Show. Oh, wow. You know, I love that movie. Of course. And they just showed it at Sinespia. I didn't get to go see it.

Oh. It sounds out of town. But Tim Curry was there to introduce the movie so cool. Are you serious? Yeah. Oh, fuck. I saw the clip of Sigourney Weaver They got a clip of her

I think they showed It must have been alien I think it was alien Yeah alien Um By the way And we already talked about it I don't know

Alien Alien You gotta start watching it Okay Mama You have to Okay You owe it to me

And to your country Right Okay Okay I'll kill myself But I will pew Poo myself To be alive

Yes I really want to go See Rocky At like a You know, midnight showing? Yeah. Because it's a 50 year. I want to be like, woo.

And I got to do that movie, A Strange Journey. There's this big documentary out about it. And I got to be in it. And I haven't seen the documentary, even though they sent me a screener. And I was like, I'll watch it whenever. Yeah. The link expired. Oh, I hate those damn expiring links.

So now I got to go buy a ticket and find a place to watch it. Damn. I got a link once. It expires. That is true. It'd be like that sometimes. Mary, I'll, I'll, let's tell them how the sausage is made like sometimes at netflix we i don't know if i'm supposed

to say this but we because we're promoting netflix originals or movies that are you know sometimes are like not out yet um we are sometimes have to watch like unedited or like not the final cut yep and it could be anywhere from like it's not color graded yet to there's like nothing in it sometimes when we watched one piece it was a blue screen with an with an actor just walking around yeah sometimes it's just like okay It's like, you know, the color, you can tell the colors not there, we're like, the ADR is not, like, totally done. Because sometimes when I was doing pit stop, yeah.

It would be like a twink intern, like, the winner of RuPaul's drag race, she receives 150, whatever they get. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you get, Miss Peter badge. They get, like, they get like, Ruth Peter badge. They get fucking $4 million now. Yeah, oh, well. When you win drag race, you get four, you get a yacht. And a Lubu tattoo.

You're moving with RuPaul. You get a liboo tattoo. You live in her pool. Yes. You have to catch the pumpkin. She makes you do reels with her. Catch the pumpkin. And then you're going to throw it back next year.

I hope she does it this year again. Oh, she's going to do it. Rupal, if you're watching, she is. Of course she is. She's going to kick a Lubbubu in the phase. Mary, I don't want that in the earth, on the earth. I felt the way about Beanie Babies. I felt the same way about Labuboos.

Right. Although I did watch the South Park episode where they did like the satanic ritual with the Labibu and I thought that was extremely funny. Right. I don't have a, right? I don't have been, yeah. Bring her back. The Knife Chewing 8.

The knife chewing. This is crazy. That was a great movie. And that actress, I forget her name from the shape of water. She's so incredible. Good. She's so damn good. I'm going to drown you in the pool now.

That's RuPaul to the Pumpkin. Yeah. Yeah. And also, anything where there's like, like the movie Hush, where the young woman can't hear. Something where the character in peril is missing a sense. It's so heightened. You're like, you can't run for the killer because you can't see. Mama, that's seen in the kitchen at the beginning of that movie with the guy,

Right. Scary. Because I have so... I'm alone in my house. Right. I have so many windows. My breast exposed from every angle. My hair long, very seductive, very vulnerable.

Very, uh, likely to be killed. Very jealous. With all sorts of like, um, nefarious characters running around with knives and whatnot. I mean, in our neighborhood? Yeah. Hello? Yeah. At the corner of crack and meth.

When we tell you guys that we live in Hollywood, we're not saying we live in... We're not saying we live in... We're not Bel Air. Not Beverly Hills. Your idea of, we're not in fancy. We're, we're, we're, we're feeling good. We're eating good in the neighborhood. Yeah.

Okay. Hollywood is not, is not my dream. Because you live in, yeah, I live, you've never been there. Let me just tell you. It is truly Skid Row adjacent. Right. Because there was, um, apartment buildings go up in 13 hours. Like, that's the level of craftsmanship.

You know what I mean? Like literally, it'll be a. Empty plot with dog shit in like needles and then 14 hours later There'll be a high rise right okay made out the cardboard tissue paper and glue sold for yeah 10 million dollars near me they have free shower Tuesdays okay um which you know I know I know We all love a fucking shower yes we do what your situation is a shower is very Revitalizing and I told my friend about it and she goes oh no how long do you have to wait and I was like I'm not using that shower ho how long do you what are you doing this?

Well, I've traveled so much. They probably have free pool Fridays at my house. I don't even know about it. Thank you. That you do. Brandon said to me the other day, he said, I'm just going to stop by your house and do a jump in the pool. I was like, well, the gardener's there, so keep your clothes on.

Naked? I don't know if he gets a naked, but what if you swim naked, don't you? Well, you have people peeping. Well, peepers, but also the, my Joel, who takes care of all the garden. I'm always afraid he's going to come. Okay. What if he stops by and announced? Girl, yeah.

When I moved into my house, the first day I jerked off and the gardener saw me. Sure. Like, within hours. It was like, this is so bad and so shameful and so disgusting.

Why were you like cheated out to the window jerking it? I was, I had my diggling pressed up against the glass. That's how I whack it. Why don't you go to bed? It was like 3 p.m.

in the afternoon. I guess, but go lay in the bed and jerk it. Well, I just didn't have curtain set up. Also, where do you get shears? Shear curtains? Yeah. Online. Have it made.

Stop being so... I don't know. You have a song machine. Make your own. Yeah, that's true, actually. You got to make sure it weights in the bottom, though, so they hang right. Shears are so light. They look all horrible.

They don't have some weight. I got to tell you, though, I had the other room painted, and I made a bold color choice, and it was a big risk, and it paid off. I'm telling you, I'd... Let's celebrate that. No, I'm telling you, I think I have a knack for interior design. Right. It's, I'm like, I know, I know it'll look good for me, right?

It's about time we figure out what you're good at. Shut the fuck up. No, like, I know we, I know, like, I know this, like, if I'm making a decision just for me, or if I'm making a decision that's a little more universal, or if I'm trying to make something that's, like, logical, whatever, you know what I mean? So I have all these, like, available choices, and I just, like, okay, well, I have a red room, I got a blue room, I got a black and white, blah, blah. I went with yellow.

I love yellow. Very golden yellow. Like a fucking bright-ass yellow. Not lemon. More like sun... Like a golden... Golden Rod. Yeah.

I think it was called Golden Rod. And um... It's Autumn Sunrod. I fucking love it so much. That's good. I fucking love it so much. And I'm turning the beat around in this fucking shit-ass condo so fiercely. What's the function of the room?

It is what... Well, it was the jerk-off room. But because I googled a lot of Because I call it a den now It's just a den I had a office that was yellow And I found it to be buried It's a great place to sit and work

Yellow is very energizing It is super energizing And you can see it from the downstairs I had a runner put on the stairs And I almost came Right I've been dreaming about runners This is so fascinating

The people on the 101 On the 5 listening to us I had I've been having dreams about putting the runners on these stairs for like years I've lived there for a year but they did it

and they did it so fast and they did it so well and from the outside you can see the bright yellow of the room if the doors open and it's so bewitching and enchanting thank God thank God

I can't wait to have you come over when it's done yeah well you're doing one room at a time which is probably how most people do it if they're living there while they do it right you know yeah oh that's the other thing

is like I know first world problems big time I I can't I can't deal with the noise like even if I'm the drilling noise or the hand I mean it's so loud it it yeah get some of those giant apple I have them I have them I do the noise cancelling if I'm in if I have to be in the house and it's still like I'm so sensitive to it it's just really wild yeah it's it's tough it's a lot of a lot of noise it's not a dust it's A lot of people coming and going. Yeah, that I don't mind.

Although my, my door is always unlocked. People coming and going is kind of draining too. Yeah. That's like a big part of it. But the two guys, the cast of characters is changing a lot, which I'm a little uncomfortable with. But now I've got these two guys, they are so sexy. I don't want to fuck them so bad.

I was seriously considering, I was seriously considering doing like a little magic thing where like I go in the room and I come out a total fucking woman. Because when I tell you, I got this shipment away. that came that is the exact wig Jalo wears in her fucking crazy-ass concert the exact wig that I come out looking like that with that woman like Jennifer Lopez looking like Jennifer Lopez talking Spanish somehow and they will fuck me right they'll they will bring me to the yellow room splay my legs like a spread eagle and fuck me we had a our head contractor for Trixie motel season two was so gorgeous the long-haired guy no he had short hair but he was so handsome yeah that was a design letter. I loved him. The contractor was so fine. Yeah. He was so, I had, my friend who was staying this weekend as a realtor.

And I was like, be honest. Did I ruin my house? Is it too crazy? If I want to resell it, is it just too crazy? And he said, it's a lot of bold colors. He said, but it'll show really well. And people who see that a house is like, they see a house is decorated one way. And they see potential for what they want to do to it. Yeah. You didn't ruin your house. They're like, and everyone wants a pink kitchen. But he's like, somebody could paint your your kitchen white just keep the pink tile and it would be pretty neutral yeah i don't i struggled with um painting the hallway the hallway was totally jacked like totally jacked and we needed to paint it and patched up big time um and i i chose white like a like a gloss a semi gloss white because i was like

this is what a normal person would do and it looks fine do bold art if i could do my house all over again i think i would have done a lot of white walls but a lot of bold furniture and art that's so i've got a big, I've got a great idea for the art. But now, because the walls look so good, I don't want to put anything in them. Do contact strips. Really? Yeah. Okay. Okay. You got to prep the wall first,

but do contact strips. Okay. All right, because I don't want to bang holes in the wall. This is so fascinating to people I know. Yeah, but you can always patch them. Yeah, I guess so. Don't live for the person who lives there after you. I have to tell you before we go, last night, this weekend, the B-52s. Oh, yeah, at the Hollywood Bowl? Played at the Hollywood Bowl. Did you live? I've never seen Debo. But last minute, I said, I gotta see the B-52s again. If I get an opportunity to see them,

I levitate toward them. It's like, do you remember hereditary when her headless body floats? Up to the B-52s? Like, I'm just like, weapons ran out of my house to the fucking concert. Spit black.

Yeah. So I get there. I hate the Hollywood ball. I love it. I've seen Dolly there. Went to a little happy hour with my friends. Went there, sat down.

Didn't buy any merch. I, I never wear the merch I buy from concerts. I guess I'm doing it now, but I never wear the merch. So I just didn't get anything. And the night before was B-52's second, Devo first. So I was like, okay, I know Devo kind of well, maybe six songs by heart. But I don't know what they're going to play, you know.

B-52s, I freak out. And then that night they switched. So B-50s first. So I sat down and I was like, you know, I'll have a nice drink, have just two bottles of Sauvian Blanc while I watched the show. And just get completely broken. Yeah, get blotto. And the show starts, and the people that choose come out and start freaking out. And maybe, of course, they sing Cosmic First.

And then they start, they sing all the music and I'm freaking out. And I told my friends, they said, I know you guys think I'm like an upstanding guy. When you see me at this concert, when you forget everything you know about me, I want you know that I go feral for the BF2s. I want you know that you won't recognize the behaviors. And I might say things to you that might not make any sense. And I might, you know, I mean, you're nuts. You're going freak out.

You ever see like that older. usually an older person at concert who's the first one dancing. Yes. That was me. Yeah. I was the first one. First one on the dance floor.

Oh, yeah. They're viving to something that they're vibed on a parallel dimension. I'm turning to the people next to me who don't know the music and screaming the words. I'm like, you're all private out of hole.

You better get into it. Yeah. This was it. Let me show you what it was. This was it was. Who, who, who, who, who, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. I mean, I'm like, losing it. I'm losing. Damn.

That is crazy. My friends are like, you fucking and I was like, and this is only the second song. You better settle down. I was like, losing that. I mean, that's the way I was at the damn Lumbeta concert. Yep. You couldn't tell me nothing. Yeah. It was me and them. No one else was there. I was like, I'm going to sit down. My butt never hit the floor.

Same. I was like, I'll probably sit. And I bought the garden seats at the Hollywood Bowl, which is the front little partitioned little things. No, it's like $290 a seat. Oh, wow. I've only, like, sat in those concrete little cubicles, which I don't like at all. Oh, I know what you're talking about, the little concrete. So ahead of that is the garden, the wooden things.

Yeah. It was so good. And Devo, I'd never seen Devo. They loved, it was amazing. Amazing. Wait, what did, I don't know, I only know Whip It. She's just a girl, just a girl, the girl you want. Oh, yeah.

What if, oh, that must have been a fun-ass concert. These old men. Old men. Mark Mothersbaugh, who wrote music for pretty much every TV show ever. and Devo I mean teenage nerds who started making

like sci-fi calculator music that accidentally was fucking cool punk pop new wave music yeah they're up there

and their robot outfits like playing like they're little you know all black with the red hats and like jumpsuits they sound

the singing they sounded exactly like old school like old school Devo it was amazing so they were watching old people

play their music 50. The Diff dews have been together for 48 years. They're coming up to 50 years as a band playing them like I went up

and I'm looking around and there's something about older people hearing music when they were young where they just like time travel. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's like fucking 60 year olds dancing. I mean, damn. Kate Pearson's 78. The Redhead. She's up there singing perfectly. Fierce.

And next to me I go, oh my gosh. Carney Wilson? Wilson Phillips. Are you serious? I was like, that's her. She loved the B-52. She was singing every word too.

Carney. Somebody was sitting, I probably was unbearable to be around. But if you're going to a concert, you can't be mad that people are singing. No, you can't be mad. You cannot be a joy killer. It's okay to sing a dance.

It's okay to sing a dance. Yeah, yeah, you can't be a joke killer. And they're all, I love the B-502. I would go see any time. If anybody ever has a chance to see Debo, go do it. My God, they almost were better than B-52s. I hate to say.

They were amazing. But the beefy two is they're so good And they're so old that every time they perform I'm like I have to go with it's my last opportunity And so I've gone four times in three years It's like you could be the farewell tour every single time Every time I'm like we gotta go Mateo and I flew to Georgia to see them two nights in a row

That's so crazy Well at the show they announced that they're They said it was their last tour dates as a band So we went to both nights At the end they announced their Vegas residency Damn where they also announced their tour That's a great gimmick I love that.

So when you and I go on tour, it's allowed. I think no matter what we should call our show Palli or Care Tour. Trics and cut to it for goodbye. Goodbye. Yeah.

You know, this is it. Farewell. Yeah. Yeah. Bye Roach. Bye. By Roach. By Roach.

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