The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya - One Ring to Rule Them All

Episode Date: August 25, 2026

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I'm just going to dress the old from the room. The air conditioning is out in the studio. We got to turn that fan off. Oh, no, no, no, turn it off. I don't want any end up. Oh, shit. Oh, fuck. Oh, God.

Tritzy. Oh, Tritzy. Hot. Can I, listen, I was thinking about coming on the pod and I have been sitting on some information that I have it. I wasn't sure when I was going to bring it up or when I was going to talk about it. And then this morning I was just like, why am I not going to talk about like a major event in my life?

I got an aura ring. Oh my. Oh my God. Okay. I'll say I got an OR ring. Love it. Let's see the ring. How'd you do?

I know. I know. I know. I was so surprised. I couldn't believe it. I'm going to cry. Disney. It was a flash mob.

It was a flash mob. And you didn't use my flashmark coordinator. Oh my God. It came out of nowhere. It was a flash mob. You know what was? I turned around. It was Tadric Hall.

Meg Stalter. It was. Gene smart. It was. It was, and Paul Abdul. And they were doing a flash mob. Oh, my God. And they were kind of doing it.

And then Carly Minareg, right? Yes. And they were doing like a ease on down, ease on down the road. And then I was like, what's going on? But then Alyssa came out and said, work me down. Oh, my God. Speaking of, if you're, oh, no, wait, hold on. If you're peace.

Oh, thank you. I know. Oh, my God. I just never thought it would happen for you. Well, but more than that, I never thought it would happen for me. Can I look at yours? Do we have the same one? We better.

Yeah, it's the five, baby. Clinky. I can't believe how big the OG is. Yeah, so that was, yeah. Yeah, hello. But I asked to share, I don't think it would look crazy on me. It's a cock ring. It's a cock ring.

It's a cock ring. That's Nick's championship Super Bowl. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's also his, oh, the cock wing. Because he has a huge cock. Yeah. People don't want me to put the cock ring on because it's too much. It's almost a little too sweet.

It's a little too rich. It's a little too rich. That XXXXL cock ring is so. teeny tiny for you're huge. I woke up this morning and I went. Well, congratulations. I mean, congratulations. I can't say it enough. I'm going to say it like 60 more times. It's like, yes. Love wins. This is what I didn't get though, because I got this as an early birthday gift, but what you're really getting is the gift of the subscription. The gift to pay. I said, so in September, it's going to start $79 a year for me to find out how bad I'm sleeping.

Thank you. You know what's going to keep me up? Paying that $79.99 a year. Oh, Litterbug, give a hoot. Yeah, no, I know. And we're not. And we're not. talking about it at length because they surely do not and never will sponsor us. So the horror ring that I have, horror, horror, horror. Yeah, it is, there's a phenomenon known as something, which I'll just explain it because I don't know what the term is. It's when you develop a, like, a paranoid, when your sleep is disturbed because it tells you your sleep was disturbed. So you become obsessed with disturbed sleep and therefore it disturbs your sleep. It disturbs your sleep. Well, it's like, it's hot. Can I tell you this is, it's the heat. This is, this is what happens. This is what

happened this morning. I was sitting in the dining table, working in my computer, and Mr. Wonderful was over in the living room folding up blankets. And slept on the couch, came home late. Exactly. Oh, we got to me to talk about. Well, I got sick last night at dinner. I went to that Japanese

place. Yamashiro. It was so delicious. But I got, my head of, I keep, I had a flare-up of my arthritis, but I keep calling it a relapse. And that's, you know, that's not the word. But I was at dinner, and usually when I get a flare-up, I suddenly get very cold and very tired. So all of a sudden, I start yawning and it's like the poppy fields of Wizard of Oz

where I'm like, oh God. And I was like, you guys, I just have to go. Are you sure you didn't get R-O-O-F-I-E-D? No, I just went home early and went to bed. So the girls went out and got wild because we have house gas from out of town. Who am one of them I met? Right. Yes. And we're all old. So Monday is our Saturday, right? Let's go girls.

But it's okay, this is the package that the package that came this morning. I'm sitting at the table and I see okay, what can I, what can I pan to mind with? Okay, so I'm going to hide behind this because it's a podcast and it's very visual. So, by the way, I know I look like Gypsy Rose Blanchard today.

You don't know what to do. You look like a hot gay man. I had pink glasses on and I was like, I'm going to Mercy Hospital to see my dentist. Like, it was so bad. So I see a hand, the FedEx truck, I see a hand like this and then I just see this with the package. Oh, nice one.

So they throw it. Cornhole. So Mr. Roneffo goes, oh, yep, just throw the packets. There's my $6,000 horror ring. He didn't know what it was. So I ran out to get it and I read the package. And it says his name and it says it comes from aura ring. And I go,

You got an aura ring? Because I was so jealous. Jealous. Jealous. Very jealous. And then he goes, oh, it's for you. It's your early birthday present. No capacity to.

Some people can't do surprises. If my Christmas present comes in the mail in November, he starts like, do you want your present? Like some people can't wait to give a gift. They can't wait. You? I can wait, but it's not really waiting.

It's called forgetting. Oh. So I'll buy it. And I have to, my struggle is not to open it for me, because I forgot I've kept it for somebody else. So my goldfish, like I'll literally have a,

I have like a box that's like from, say it's from, you know, skibbitty, skibety toilet. Right. And it's like, I've done with you,

of course, where I've pre-ordered your birthday present. Did you like my birthday present? You didn't. What are you talking about? That Kylie Minogue doll I got you? Mary, that's such a great gift.

But you never even brought it. I thought you would display it or like we would have it. pod. How can I display something that's covered and crested cum? Well, I ordered a few. Because when it came out, everybody kept tagging saying it looked like you. I was like, let's get it for you.

My people have contacted hers. Yeah, they have. They have. Remember what the Padam came out and it was like, oh, she's doing you. I was like, don't, I haven't even made the nachos yet. Right. How are you going to reheat my unmade nachos? But if you're doing Labada and Kylie's doing you.

Yeah, we're a triangle sadness. Right. Tragal sadness. Sadness. Nobody wins. Nobody wins. Winns. Victory!

So wait. The or so, yeah. So I just started today and the app made me feel like I'm going to have to wait several weeks for it to gather info. Oh, I know. So what do I do now? Just live? So you, okay, here's what you got to do. Because this is what I've been doing.

And it's very rare. It's very rare. She's usually blazing the trail and then I'm following very like serratitiously, suspiciously, whatever the word is. Sarah Jessica Parker Lee. Sarah Jessica Parkourly. from like mount to mount and I'm just like you know you grew the path and I'm just wiggling down it just like okay anybody

and but this is something I've been doing for almost since I got out of the opital and sidebar I was like you know this does not prevent anything it does support health but it doesn't prevent bad behavior but can you imagine can you imagine doing this on meth would be so funny it would be like

it would probably explode my finger and call the police no no no your horror ring app go, hey, how y'all doing? So it's like, hey gal. So are you boofing coffee? Or what? So we noticed that your BPM went up to 390. And so usually that's like a hummingbird.

Yeah, and it was during your REM cycle. Yeah, your resting heart rate is about 560 in your body temperature as you slept in your light sleep with a 640 degrees. And we noticed your light sleep was standing up. Yeah, and we noticed your left hand keeps going, eh, eh, eh, eh, and. And you got blue light in your eyes from watching Jason Momoa's butt for 18 hours straight. You... Right.

Yep. So, but what I have been doing is, because I, uh, I, my digital, my digital hygiene is so top notch as of late. But I do, I get up at 6 o'clock, whether I want to or not. And I go downstairs outside and lovely, get my, get my happy dawn light. Yeah. I think that's a healthy practice. No, it's great. And, but I do check the, I check, I check how I slept as if I don't really, sure.

So today, my sleep was optimal. She gave me a cunti, like, cunti. And I, I wish the ororing was like, Cunty. Oh, no, no, no, yeah. But I'm sure it's giving some,

but I'm sure it's giving some kind of like 1.5 out of two. But I want it to be like, eight, Tor. Like, I want it to be the voice of like. Destroyed. Like,

burnt it. T.S. Madison's voice to come through on the aura ring like. Yeah. Actually, I want to say, you need to plug this into your TV because we have huge news, big news.

And then it's, T.S. Madison's huge jugs going, you ate that. Or it's like Rupal puns from your O-R-R-R-Wing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You ate that girl from Xi to Signing, Shining. She. God loves flags.

Or it's mine to be like, Clean up on aisle feces. Clean up on aisle feces. Wait a minute, if people are missing the Peaceler, we're just about to finish All-Stars 2. We are. We are. People were commenting they wanted to wait for us to finish the whole season

and then subscribe. So welcome. Well, they can do whatever they want, especially if they have an o'er ring. But, but, I just did Bob's pod and Bob was like, wait, Bob was like, do you have, you and Katzsche has started a Patreon? I said, we don't say that word. I don't know what you talking about.

I said, we call it a peaceler. I'm not really good. He said, did you want to promote it? I said, no, do I want to live the rest of my life in peace? I said, don't say that. You're like, you're like, rattle is everywhere. No, rattles everywhere. I was like, Bob, stop it. Stop it.

This building will be blown up. Yeah, yeah. And also, Rattlers everywhere. Bob's, Bob's studio, Purse First Studio. It's called purse first, because air conditioning is. It's perspire first. Per spire first, air conditioning second. It was 90 degrees.

Look at this wet, look at this wet neck. The wet neck. I got wet neck, everybody. I got shiny thighs, soggy pits, and I got a wet neck. This hot, wet, skibbitty neck. What are they going to do?

Nothing. What are you going to do? Arrest me for smoking? Because my neck is on fire. We try to strangle me. You can't get a grip. You can't get a grip on this neck. Wait, wait, wait, the, the o'er rings.

So I get in the morning, Mary, because of my hot and sex. See, lust for life. My crank it out, thanks to three steps to C4 and the rest water. Biohack. I go to the gym, yank it off. Come back home. I call your Mr. Wonderful and say,

Would you like to go into Health Walk? And it just so happens that a friend from Kentucky was visiting. Can I say, can I say? Yeah. A friend from Kentucky was visiting. We call him Dr. John. Dr. John, because he is a historian. He's a historian of gay history.

And not only that, Mary Todd Lincoln, Bremis. It's so funny because people are like, He's kind of like, the fun fact about him is he's kind of like the most informed about Mary Todd Lincoln. And so people are like, oh, did Cole reach out? And I was like, I think Cole purposely swirped around

people like Dr. John. Because. Yeah, no, no, no information. He avoided that Library of Congress. But it is fun to talk to Dr. John about this because he's like, well, actually, she was a bit of a mystic. Like, he knows a little bit about everything. Yeah.

He is that, talk about a good time gal on a health walk 3.5 miles. I know. Yeah, but so my aura rang yesterday was like, Molly, you endanger girl. From the sleep? No, from the exceeding my activity goal by 285%. Oh, that's 20,000 steps. Well, Mr. Wonderful, you know he walks 10 miles, no headphones, alone? Smiley.

Smiley. McPants. The serial killer. Yeah. We saw so many sights and sounds on our little health walk around that reservoir. Yes. It's great. It's a three mile close circuit. Three and half.

Yeah. And no traffic. Like, it's nice because in L.A. you're in car danger. That's one of the only place you can walk and not be in car danger. We were in danger

of falling in love at every turn. Well, not him, but there are some beauties. Oh, baby, there were some beauties. Everything in between. Katrina, Katrina, it was everybody. Oh, my. Everybody.

Girl, I was talking about the, the snake churches. You know the snake churches. Of course, yeah. And if you ever, have you ever seen videos of snake churches? Oh, have I.

Am I a snake church fan? I'm a drinking Strychnine fan. I'm drinking strict nine right now. They, so they have a part of the Bible where they drink strychnine because there's a scripture that says that you can drink poison and you can handle serpents

and they take that super literally even though it's obviously a metaphor or also all fake right so if you watch videos of them they don't just hold snakes they I swear to God Katrina Katrina Katrina they are swinging those fuckers around

it's animal abuse and I'm like no you haven't on your nose it's on your nose it's on your nose Mary but he knows But they are If you see something Say them Here come the hurricane bitch

With like poisonous snakes Rattlers And all these churches are Widows We've talked about this I think But All these churches are widows Because everyone's like

Yeah my brother Dad and husband All died from snake handling But I still come every Sunday Because the moral of that story Is don't handle the snake It's getting more in touch with the Lord Well guess where the snakes live

In the church basements in the dark And they just yank them out And swing them around swing it around Mimi swing it around Don't look like a gift horse in the mouth Yeah and don't swing a rattler A snake in a church

But this trick night tastes lovely Would you like to try something? Do you have, if somebody dies from snake handling Do you have the nerve to go to the funeral and go? It's just horrible I know what a tragedy We had no way of knowing He was so young and it just came out of nowhere

And that snake seemed happy You know it really goes to It really makes you think, doesn't it? I wonder What happens? Listen, honey, if snake handling makes you religious, I've been religious for a while. Thank you. Sucking car. Hand jobs.

Hand jobs. Sex. I was in the car on the way here listening to this week's pod and I almost pulled over and said out loud, who the fuck would listen to us? It's so crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. But then it's also, it's enriching. It can be educational.

Of course. But then. A cathartic. Inti Indie Navarette posted today that she watches us I know So somebody's listening Somebody's listening It's so many important

Let me tell you Indie horror flick Runaway hit Smash hit Incredible performance $750,000 budget And then it's made about $3 billion I think it just passed

Avatar Both of them together Pass Michael Jackson Oh no Because Which I can't talk I won't talk about I won't be talking about today

It's very Where is this mini fan from That is crazy It's so crazy It's so hot It's hot in here It's the heat It's the heat girl

You want to talk hot I just wrapped My music festival tour for 2026 For super disco Congratulations Seattle Seattle had Capitol Hill Brock block party on Friday

Now Capitol Hill Is there a lowercase It's kind of like I think it's the gay area But it's like CubeR in Seattle I said that was Fort Green. No.

Girl, I don't know. I don't either. Pluck twist, all of Seattle is the gay area. Thank you. I think I'm conservative there. Something's fishy going on in Seattle. I'm conservative there, I think.

The level of gay there is... You are literally, you are Marjorie Taylor Green. Oh, you and I are Marjorie Taylor Green. I'm in Laura Beaubert. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm Mitch McConnell. Yeah, thank you. Over there, they are living queer with a capital Q.

I as a drag queen, they were like, get out of our town. Get out of our town. You, you, you, yeah. Oh, I know, I know. I know. Yeah. Get your red hat on and get out of here. You woke left.

No. Woke right. Unwoke right. You sleeping right. You snake handler. Yeah. You fornicator. Masturbator.

My aura ring keeps saying I'm woke. I'm sleeping poorly. Restlessness. Wrestless. Whoa. Wait, wait. What's your sleep square? You know what?

I've worn it for an hour. What's my sleep score? Okay. Shut up. Shut up. Okay. Excuse me. You know what?

Do you know what? Victor I cling to? This is almost, this is actually just, one little notch ahead of your incredible music festival achievement, a block of them. Because do you know what happened? Courtney Act, when we were comparing sleep scores, I said, oh, you know, I've never really got more of an 88. She said, actually, no, you got a 91.

I'll never forget it for the rest of my life. Wow. Because I beat her at something, something that she's very jealous of, something that she might not ever achieve, something that I achieved effortlessly and didn't even remember it. In fact, I forgot it. And I got it wrong. I wasn't proud of it.

I was humble, a true humble moment. She is jealous of me. This is a story about you not knowing how to read numbers, by the way. I don't know why you're so proud. My brain dead memory is somehow better than your music and festival achievement. But also, fuck Courtney in general. Thank you. Fuck her.

And everyone's afraid to say it. Everyone's afraid to say it. Fuck Courtney act. That's the point I was trying to make it. It's like, you know what? She loves to just waltz over. She's toxic. She's negative.

She's ugly. She's a pygmy girl. She hates health. She's also a pygmy girl. And she takes a lot of illegal drugs. And she's always trying to push the, on me and she got really brown teeth. She's got a super hair, like crazy hair, like receding

hairline. Super. Terrible body. Terrible body. It's not the body that's terrible. It's a terrible mind inside a gross body. Yeah. And so whenever she, you know, every time she insists on, she comes to my house, she, she knows the combination somehow to the locks. She barges in. What are you're living in her house?

Thank you. And she, she, she, she, ises my toilet with feces, like a cake. And she brings her own pallet knife. And I try to hide all the knives. And she, it just destroys my life from the outside in. And I, and I say, Courtney, don't do it. Next time, please have some mercy and some cooth and some compassion. And she says, no, I'm an evil bitch.

And I, and I've come from my biannual destroying of your life. I'm going to destruct your stortem's hack. And I have to say, we can't. No, no. Instagram, I have had to stay away from Instagram because I watched too many videos of people having broad, brazen, public displays of mental breakdown. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And now Instagram was like, oh, did you want to see more crazy?

Unbridled, unabashed video is someone like covered in scabs talking about the government's surveillance. Yeah. Yeah. And it's not just you. I know. But can we please, again, as Courtney tries to do, she tries to say she started it. I started that. Right.

Right. Please. Please agree with me. We have been surveilled by the government. Thank you. I. So, we had like all these different festivals this year. We did La Palazoo, Bonaroo.

This photos were magnificent. Well, I tell the photographers, they say, when can you take pictures? I said, for the first 10 minutes, because of the heat. It's hot. It's the humidity. It's the heat. So, Friday, I have Seattle.

It's so humid. It's the first 10 minutes. The first 30 minutes in the rain, the rose are the slipperous. The plants are going to love this. We needed it. We needed it. We needed it. Seattle, it is so humid.

Yes. That the dancers. Fishtown. The dancer. who have 12 packs are walking off stage and going, I think today is the day I puke. Whoa. The dancers are almost puking.

I'm near death. Now, Muna, huge lesbian band who I love. Queer band. Muna or Luna? Muna. They are playing after me, and they're a real band, so all their equipment is taking up most of the stage.

And, you know, I'm trying to take a little amount of space as they can, but I got a lot of shit up there. I got the platters, got everything. So I'm, for this show, I'm crammed in this little section. It's so hot. I'm dying. I'm passing away. I'm passing away from heat strokes.

How? What do you do, though? I need to know exactly what you do because I am going to DJ. I'm never going to do it in drag. Right. And I don't even think I can do it in drag. I mean, I'm sorry. I don't even think I can ever do it out of drag. Don't do it in clothes.

Well, that's what I'm going to talk to you about. It's the nudity. You could do naked parties. I'm naked. It's the nudity. I'm naked. Does that make sense? So then the next day, I go to San Francisco because it's outside lands. Now I just want to say I'm not going to complain about outside. because I have canceled twice for mental illness.

So I'm just happy to be invited. You know, I didn't know that because she wasn't posted on Instagram. I'm just happy to be invited a third time. Drag Race Star takes a step back. I have canceled twice for mental illness. Right. So I'm just happy to be back, right? But also San Francisco queer people take all the time you need, girl.

Also, newsflash, a person in a wig had a MENT TV. Boop. Tell me something I don't know. Born in the game. Right. Born in the game. And that town, you know, they have peaches Christ. They're used to crazy.

Yeah. You know, so. And plus, from the time I had a mental breakdown, Peaches Christ had already gossiped and told him. So, like, it wasn't even news. Before you even broke the story. Yeah, Pechews is like, Pete's just calling people like, girl.

Girl. Now, I don't want to be a gossip. I don't want to be a gossip. But girl. She is so diabolical. So awesome. It's fierce. She'll call me about this.

I know. 100%. Why did you call me a gossip? Why did you call me a gossip? I heard from someone that I'm a gossip. So. It's god bless. She, uh, okay.

God, that's so good. It's. It's. raining. Oh, I didn't talk to you since two weekends ago. Pouring. Pouring at Lollapalooza. Pouring. Now, isn't there some kind of electrical danger? That's what I'm thinking. So they go, we're going to have to shorten your set to 45 minutes.

How does that make electricity not work? And the screen that goes up behind you, the motor's out because of the rain, so you're going to be standing in front of your screen. So I'm like kind of having a meltdown, right? Isn't there a tent above you? Yes, but like, it's just pouring rain. So then we get to San Francisco. Wait, the weekend before was also Montreal, Oceaga. Pouring rain, pouring.

Let's have a key to me the dancers with fans. Torrential downpour rain. It's so dangerous. It was crazy. It's so dangerous. They get treads on their shoes. They got grippers. They got cleats on?

They're dancing with cleats, right? I am. I am. Full soccer. I do that old Broadway thing. Before the show, I take a razor and some Coca-Cola and I slice up the bottle on my tap shoes. The Diet Coke. Sticky it up.

Sticky it up like because you can stomp the LGBT-Q Avenue. Yes. Liza Minnelli did this. A little bit of that, yeah. Oh, stomach on the LGBTQ Avenue. Alex Konsai told me that Diet Coke trick. I use regular Coke full fat. I use cocaine.

I don't like cocaine. I just like the way it smells. Oh, I'm allergic to alcohol. Every time I've been doing it. I got in handcuffs. Handcups. So, people are unsubscribing. The numbers are going, oh.

100%. The Nasdaq. The Pistler NASDAQ. Baby, it's $1929. up in here. Honey, the Dow Jones Industrial average has been. And get more annoying. Bam.

So then the last one was Saturday. Outside lands. Saturday. Outside lands. Is it outside? Now in San Francisco, everybody complains about that unpredictable, cool barrier weather. 68 outside. Oh my God.

It's almost a little too sweet. I walked in like, if I was a rich man, and I was living, girl. Loosing up my butt. It was living. It's cold. The dancers are like, ooh, their teeth are chattering.

I say, I don't care if you all die. I don't care if you all die. Maybe you're going to get into some Aurora Borealis, Arctic rave DJ sets. Girl, 100%. Come see solid pink, come see Super Disco in Antarctica.

Yeah, no, yeah. Take a ferry. It's free. My show is at midnight on the iceberg that took down the Titanic. Titanic. Just rewatch that, by the way.

275,000 people died. Just rewatch that. Yeah, 275,000 people died. Unbelievable movie. It's crazy. I cried the whole time. 275,000 people. No, they did.

Nobody died at Stonewall. Nobody died at Titanic. Nobody died at Titanic. I don't believe in AI, but I do think we should use AI to make a video of Willem telling Derek Barry that no one died in the Titanic. And I will watch it on a loop. But it's the Stonewall. No one died of Stonewall. But it should be Titanic.

Derek Barry, the Titanic being like, people died. And Willembourg, no one died of the Titanic. I would love. That would be so funny. I would love. Women and children. Women and children. You know, wait.

So, can I finish the story? Please, I've been asking you. I was just going to say, could you please finish this story? I'm doing you. People always comment that you interrupt me. And I'm sick of it. So basically. I get out there.

I'm in my cape. And you know, my first outfit for the show is like a dog that just got stitches. It's that giant cone around my head. I love that, by the way. Thank you. So fierce. And I'm waiting. The nuder dog outfit is so.

And the dancers and I are happy because it's been so hot at these shows for once it's cold. We're like, ah, we're so happy. They start the show. 30 seconds into the first thing, the music dies and the screen goes out. Silence. The audience is standing there. The dancers improvise for a while and then run off stage.

They start the show again. 40 seconds in, the music and the screen go out again. Again, rain, we're outside. The thing about music festivals, you are doing shows in places that are not meant to be being shows. Yeah, it's not a nightclub.

It's not a nightclub. You're not on that tight time. So before they start the show for a third time, I say, go get me the microphone. And they go get the microphone and I go, huh? They don't like, hey, how y'all do it? But I just, you know, I pulled out a good old drag brunch joke.

I said, we're having testicular difficulties. And they laugh. And I say, sorry, this entire stage was built by gay people. And they all laugh. And then we were both by women. They would have done it in 20 minutes. If it was love the answer, it would have been great.

Home Depot, hon, hon, honk, hon, wong. So then everything, the show starts, but I'm thinking to myself, because they caught me on a good day because I'm in a good mood. Because I'm like, you know what? Whatever is happening? I can't control anything. Yeah, wherever you are. I can't control anything. Wherever you go, there you are.

So luckily I was in a good mood, but the show, we did restart the show and it was fine, but now it's done for the year. Thank God. So, yeah, it's like a huge. I don't know if festivals are physically possible for crossies. No, I know. No, they're not. They're not. I mean, they're not.

I don't know. They're just not. It's not. They're not. I think that you, not only do you should you give yourself credit for doing it and then against all odds and all that stuff. I still can't actually believe that you did it. Let's like when people say 275,000 people die in the Titanic, I know that's true.

This I can't accept. I can't accept it. How did you do it? Not to mention the dancers. Like I don't understand how you actually did it. Well, I plan. You're not doing heart surgery by the way. But I'm like.

I planned. Yes, yes. I did an up to. Mary, I saw the, no, I saw the outfits. But I didn't up to. I saw the trot. I did no corset. I planned for the worst.

Does not make nothing. That does not make things any better. You had a wig on. You had lashes on. You had a costume on with gloves. I saw in boots. I saw the outfits, Mary. Don't tell me that I'm...

Don't tell me what I'm feeling is wrong. Right. But I'm just saying I don't want to say... I am grateful for all the experiences. Very surreal. Especially in this are year, you know... 2020. 2026.

Meeting across at these festivals is like, this is great. This is great. Everybody wins. Love wins. Wins. And every venue, they're like, oh, this is the biggest turnout we've had on the stage ever. I'm like, love it. Love it, love it.

Yeah, yeah. So maybe you got the Holy Spirit on your side, and that snake bite is not poisoning you to death. But she's biting you. But she's biting you. Katrina, Katrina. Katrina. So I'm happy. Is it bad to say, I'm glad I did it, but I'm relieved it's over because it was, it was tenuous on my spirit.

These dates were hard for me. Don't cry because it's over, smile, because it happened. It was hard. Yeah. That's much you're getting ready in these little trailers, you're outdoor. It's just all outdoor. Writing golf carts and drag is really hard. No, it's not glamorous like you do it at the cemetery during Sinispia.

Right. It's not, it's dehumanizing. Yeah. It's, it's, um, demoralizing. It's also diminishing. It diminishes the truth of the 275,000 casualties on the time. My Swedish sister, Zara Larson, came to say hi to me. She came to say hi at the festival.

She skipped that family reunion. Did we already talk about that? No. I don't, she skipped the family reunion, so I don't, she had a lot of explaining to do. Well, I'd only heard her music. I didn't know what she looked like. And she came up and this is a credit to her.

You saw the family resemblance. Of course. This is a credit to her makeup artist. I recognized her because of her makeup. Because her makeup artist says these dazzling, like natural kind of fish and bird-inspired looks. She came up and I was like, that must be her. And I said, oh, my God, people always say that I'm you because we're both Swedish. And I don't think she knows that I'm Swedish.

She didn't know, yeah. She didn't know. But because Swedish don't walk around, like you. I mean, Swedish don't walk around saying, hi, I'm Swedish all day. It's kind of like. Well, I started singing to her. They meet nights on. And she was like, sure.

But she was excited to meet me. That was nice. Dua. Do I. Yeah. That's amazing. Mega what start. Mega what start.

Whenever I say a story like that, people say I'm name dropping. Maybe I should just shut the fuck up. Maybe you should just kill yourself. That's funny. You should kill yourself. No, I think that's fine because I have a name that I'd love to drop. What is it? Tara Reid.

No, no, no, no, for real. Tara Dickoff? Terror Dickoff? No, my, dear Dickoff. This drag queen that I met, Avana big dick up my ass No, no, it's not real But that is Tara Dickoff

Gotcha cock off Gotcha cock off I brought some good ones for you I brought some drag names here Hold on, oops, I've been on a FaceTime call this whole time Oops, oh my God, I face it on six people Sorry I think I did it again

Name him, you were one of them Thanks for not picking up, Fagg Excuse me, I have my notifications Yeah, we're filming my notifications So I've been posting drag names And they're never good but somebody recently looked at all my drag names I posted over the year and I just thought we could maybe do like a roundup.

Okay. Okay. Gene Apple Bottom. Apple Bottom jeans? That's fabulous. Okay. I think it's great. Madison Square Garden.

Medicine. Madison Square Garden. Okay. It's just the thing. It's just the thing. Her name's Madison. Yeah, yeah. Madison Square.

That's hysterical with a hyphen. Madison Square and then she married Joe Garden. Okay. Chanel Boots. Horrible. What? Horrible. Horrible. Hate it. Next. Really? Okay. H-A-C-R-D-A-U-N.

Like, H-A-U-S-D-A-U-N. Yeah, I guess. Okay, what is it? Portia control? Perfect. Love, okay. Money-slope? Money-slope. Oh, Bunny-slope? Oh, buddy-slope is great. That's the resort name. Like, bunny slope, it's very like, like, yeah, I love it. Brandon gave me this one, and what? And what? That's so good.

That's so- We were at the Delta counter the day and Brandon said, and what? And we both looked at each other and went, I would spell a W-A-T-T and what. And what? Yeah. Any publicity is good publicity. It's pretty good.

It's pretty good. Hot girl summer. Horrible. That's not a name. Her name is summer. That's hot girl. It would have to be like, that's the hot girl summer. It would have to be summer colon, or not colon.

Summer colon. Summer colon? Summer colon. Great name. Summer colon. This is summer colon. No, this doesn't. Okay, fine.

Persona non grata. That's Greek. Okay. Mini corn dog. No, that's Latin. If she's Italian, persona for sure. Persona. Yeah, yeah.

Mini corn dog. Yeah, Minnie van driver's sister. Yeah, mini corn dog is great. Cherry pie gift certificate. It's a bit of a stretch. I love that. I'm sorry. I love that.

Cherry pie gift certificates. I love that. Really a deep cut. I love that. Really a deep cut. I love that. Me, Whispy. Did you hate it?

Why? I love it. I hate it. I love it. Marcy Boku. Oh! The fact that these are so, I'm screaming. Can you, Nick, I'm sorry.

These are all from, can you like gain me down or something? These are all from. These are so good. Marcy Boku is amazing. Marcy Boku is incredible. It's so good. I mean, maybe I'm getting too excited because I had two and a half, one and a half salciuses today, but I think that.

What if I'm just funny? Thank you. Thank you. Point. It must be the energy drink. because I'm laughing at you pig. But this sweaty neck, I'm just saying. Neck.

Sweaty. Okay. Okay. Wait, I have one for you. What? Long neck. Sure. Okay.

Well, this is kind of an old-tilde world ends. That's too. Yeah, that's good. It's very good, but I don't like it. It's a little showy. Kibelos swan. What is it? Kai Bella Swan.

I don't know what that means. Oh, because it's it. Yeah. And Bella Swans from Twilight? Yeah, it's perfect. Okay. It's perfect. It's a little brand specific.

You got to get on board with Jew. Um, Barbara Duke. These are so good. These are really great. When did you get into puns? I don't know. Kylie monogamous. Oh my God.

Shut up. Shut up. I have to go to a wipe down. And I'm not joking. I have to take a break. Wait, what about this? No, I literally have to take a break. I only have a few more.

Okay. Siggy Smalls. I mean, I don't know. Siggy. This is where we get. Okay. Well, oh no. Delori and Corey.

That's amazing. Okay. That's amazing. All 80s music. Yeah, all 80s music. Emma Pizza Stone. That is so bad. That's so bad.

It's so bad. It's so bad. It's so bad. It's so good. That was from 2016. I love Emma Pizza Stone. Valencia Hudson. I don't get it.

These are the name of Instagram filters. Oh, I wouldn't get that. Okay. It's from 2015. Okay. Naomi Cannibal. That is so good. Okay.

These are brilliant, by the way. That's all I got. These are brilliant. Emma Pizza Stone and Naomi Cannibal. And Marcy Boccoe. Marcy Bocco is incredible. Especially if you were French Canadian, I'm Marcy Boccoo or something. A two and cigarette.

I have to actually take a, like literally take a break because I have to towel off. Well, let's take a break. Okay. Normalize being flirted with. You know what? Normalize, normally saying you're cute. God, you're handsome. Oh, you know what?

Contest Luann said online, she said. She likes to tell people something like, you're very dashing. Love it. Something like that. Or she says, start a conversation with a guy by saying, where are you from instead of what do you do? Because what do you do is gauche?

Where you from is interesting. Sometimes I say, what do you do during the day? That was my friend Eugene, because he dealt so much with rich people, very, very wealthy, ultra wealthy people who didn't necessarily have a job. Right. But they always, you know,

they don't want to be like, they didn't do nothing all day. They worked with foundations or they were, whatever, they had a lot of hobbies or like the, they, you know, trained horses or whatever the fuck. You know what I mean? Right.

But it was like, what do you do? It was a very, it was kind of a, it was almost kind of confrontational in a way. Also, it's freaky to say, what do you do during the night? Oh, that's insane. Are you the killer? I think it's okay to say, what are you during the day? Yeah.

Hi, I'm Brian. What do you do at night? How do you sleep at night? Right. When I'm there watching you, you know, yeah. But I just feel like when we tell people we have a crush on them or whatever, or we flirt, it should be okay to tell someone, give someone a compliment or let them know that you like something about them and I think

we scare ourselves too much to like share this like very nice information with people. It makes people's day. It makes people's, sometimes it makes people's month. Like the guy who brought you soup, have you got more soup? I did get more soup. Is it him? No. Damn, I know. You think you took it, put you on the no-fly list?

No, I just think it was serendipitous and lightning struck twice. Asking for a third time is kind of pushing it. But I did order a third and fourth time just to be safe and I also ate the soup. Hello. Yeah. But yeah, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I love, we have one go around on this, this rotting rock that's flying through space one time. We got one chance.

Yeah. You know what I mean? And also every, not to get corny, but I do, since the, you know, I live every day like it's my last one. In a good way. And before you were living every day like it was your last one. In a bad way. In a bad way. No, for real.

There's an actress. Tutsi. Tutsi number two. Our friend of mine, a friend of mine who's an actress just posted, like, they came out about their cancer diagnosis. And it's at a stage where she's not pursuing treatment. And posts like that are always so, obviously, like, super brave to share. Devastating. But also, it always makes me, you gain something by reevaluating your, what you just said, how, how, how,

Small. Our time is... Tiny. Tiny. Hummingbirds almost die every night. What? Hummingbirds die, almost die. Hummingbirds are at the risk of starving to death every single night.

Are you serious? Uh-huh. Because their metabolisms are so intense. That's like you. Baby. Yeah. If they don't, if they don't, they have, they're on borrowed time every second of the day. When they're doing their mating dance, their BPM goes like a thousand or something.

They go, every night they have to go in a torpor, which is basically the most intense form of hibernation. because they pump so much blood so quickly through their every second is like I mean their BPM is like 400 or 500 like when they fly to like fly backwards fly upside down it's crazy yeah yeah and they almost die every single night they get they shut down a lot it was like torpor Kunti and then they when just shut down at night very vulnerable to predators obviously they can't move right and then they wake up by shaking slowly and then getting back into the groove but they they're caloric um uh their caloric requirements are so intense and they're always that under threat of not making them and not having enough every single night. That's you. That's me. That's it, U-Spresso. Flying. That's that me espresso.

That's that you-aspros. Sabrina! That's that, you know. Sabrina, Sabrina. You know, that song to me is inspiring because this is not shade. It's like well known that that is a splice loop. Like, it's one loop on a loop, the whole song. So I do-a-da-sum-d-d-dota-da-sama-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

I think it's amazing. I think it's a magic trick to make a great song from one repeating segment. It's not shady at all. I'm like, that is so cool. Mecca hi-ho. I've been living, speaking of living off the grid,

not living off the grid, living off the computer, living off the phone. Oh my God. I have been living large and in charge. I'm in the pool every day. I put on my headphones. I listen to my stories.

Oh my God. I got to the airport. I got to the airport to come back to L.A. Got out of the car hung over as fuck and went, Hail payment at the airport. I'm sure no one knew what the fuck I was talking about. Hell payment.

I get up and I say, I'm the prince who was promised. The driver is sitting there waiting for his tip doing this. And I go, hell payment. And I just walk away. Here's the ship, don't smoke in bed. Love that old yarn. Love that little chestnut. People do be smoking.

They need to text join cotton. I know, 270,000 people died. It's smoking. Yeah. Titanic. Ow, my aura. My aura. ORA farming.

I've been doing that. And also I've been loving, I've been taking adult online classes for electronic music production. Tell it to me. So even though I know what you guys think, you do remixes for J-Lo and stuff, you know everything. On the floor. The truth is, like many music producers, I'm flying by the seed of my pants, making the things up as I go. And then a year later, it's like that thing where you leader a year later, you're like, oh, there was a quicker version of that thing I did. Oh, there's a much easier version of what I did.

You listen to your old mixes and stuff. You're like, oh, I didn't know how to do XYZ. So now I've been taking these long form courses online. Basically, the only problem is it's classes that start from people of no music education. So I've been skipping around to like, you know, I know the keys and stuff. So I'm skipping some of the deeper shit. It's like me taking a sewing class. That's what I thought of.

It's like I know how to drag queen sew. I know how to drag queen produced music. But now I'm learning like. Excuse me, give yourself a little ready. You know a lot more about Bucson thing. Let's say I'm more likely to drop a preset into a program than I am to build a synthesized sound from scratch from thin air. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm more likely to work from a pattern.

Moog. Right. So I want to be more that, though. I want to be more. I wake up, I dream of a sound, and I make it up from thin air. So I've been learning that. I don't know if that counts as off the screens because it is on computer. No, it does.

No, it's like, no, because that's that me espresso. Thank you. So I also been. That's that me espresso. Because I make all my music on Ableton. And I make all my music on Ableton. I make my own on Cancelton. Cancelton.

Oh, Able and not Ableton. Yeah, Cancelton. And so instead of sitting on my computer and you've been doing it, I've been using devices that keep me off the computer entirely to build out songs with just my headphones. Okay, no, wait. Can I make it clear? I want to suggest a differentiation if you don't mind. Because for me, the phone and the computer are two very different animals,

only because you don't scroll on the computer. That's true. It's a tool. The computer is a machine. Right, right, right. The phone is a distraction. I agree. Okay.

Because unless, and I'm sorry to remember it, but unless you are the type of person who toggles between tabs and there's nothing good on that other tab, if you know what I mean, whether it's Facebook or Porn Hub or whatever you want to talk about. 99 tabs at any moment. Oh, God. I think that's something really wrong with that. Isn't that crazy?

Isn't that crazy? No one's perfect. And then my little, I use the Ableton push, which is a freestanding, like, It's like this big. All these buttons, sequencer, all that. Plug my headphones in, and it's standalone. So it's my entire music making software on a device and not on my computer.

So I can go sit in the fucking backyard in the sunlight and make my little music with my ears. A wind from the computer. You're playing an instrument. And it makes me feel so present because as much as I love music making out of computer, computers do not always feel necessarily musical. It's beep boop, it's button pushing, it's clicking. Are you okay?

I'm wrapped in a technology. No, I, no, seriously, please continue. Throw neck? You're throwing neck? Throwing neck for bird juice? For bird juice? You want me to throw neck for ketchup? That is so incredible.

Ableton, Ableton. So I have my Ableton push, which is this big stand-alone thing that I just put my headphones into it, I sit my backyard, make my little beep-boop songs. And you can at least get, what it's helped me do is, instead of thinking of a section of a song that I like, this is crazy. I cannot talk to you like this. Okay. What about politeness?

I'm sorry, it's done. It just, I apologize. I do deeply apologize. I deeply do, but I had to happen. I was on the verge of a caloric deficit. Okay. It's done. No, can we continue?

So it's not, it's not an instrument because it's not, it's not dexterity. It's not, it's not, it's not fine-tuning a skill that's, like. It's just like, I mean, I, of course, the computer's amazing because you can do anything from a computer with music. You can make anything. But you are sitting and clicking, and you're staring at a screen and you're using a keyboard,

and just being able to get off a phone, off a computer, and build sounds from your lap with your headphones on in your backyard, just feels a lot more like... You're Molly at the wheel. It feels a lot more like, I'm just making something to make something. And if I never make something from this, I'm having a creative renaissance of making things in one sitting,

being less precious. Molly at the wheel. And I have this little ABLE to Move, which is smaller. It's like this big. And it's, you know, a sequencer, beat, make your little beats. being able to make first drafts of things off your screen, off your phone, off your computer and not be precious about like this has to be perfect right now.

Forgettable. I'm very into, I find in my creative self, sometimes when I get excited about an idea I have, I put all this weight on myself that it has to develop the right way and I have to, oh, now that I like this idea, now it better be good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you have to get out of it, is it good?

And just say, why don't you just shut the fuck up And finish it for the enjoyment of it. And tomorrow when you wake up, if you hate it, no love lost. Shut the fuck up, bitch. Everything you do doesn't have to be cunty and horny. What if just right now sitting down, you liked what you made and that's it? Thank you. It's been a huge renaissance for me.

That's amazing. Because I get so, I get so chokeholded to myself of, oh, you have one little good idea. It better bloom into something incredible. Because you'll never have another good one, you bitch. Right. You bitch. Whereas lately it's like, just sit and enjoy the process of making. Just play.

Do not make it about, is what you're producing going to be something you can use for value? Play. Who cares? Play. Make your little dumb songs and step away and move on with your life. Play. Play. Be less precious.

Anyway. And then also, I've been reading books. Girl. This is next on my list. My friend Elliot just put out this book. Terrible, horrible, no good, very bad gay. I have a girl. Tell it.

But I just read this great book I loved. It was called Meddling Kids. and it was about kids and metal pretty much it was about a group of teenagers

in high school is basically like the mystery machine Scooby gang yeah in the 70s they solve crimes like investigated

mysteries in their town yeah and then this is them in the late 80s 13 years later they're adults and they haven't talked

in years one of them's in prison one of them killed himself one of them the drug addict oh wow and they're reconvening

in their hometown because the last case they worked on all the cases were always like Scooby-Doo, some guy in a mask. Got it. And the last one they worked on was genuinely paranormal

and they're all disturbed. They have to go home and try to solve the mystery. That's fierce. It was fierce. I finished it last night. Oh, she finished. 465 pages. Oh, 460.

But the last book I read was that horror book, Mother Thing, and that scared me to death. So I needed something a little less scary. Sweetie, that's on my list. I need something a little less scary. I got a mother thing on the docket. It's on my coffee table. Did you buy it?

A baby I bought it. It's been in my coffee table. I got four stacks. We don't talk about the power of no screens. Oh. What are you doing off the screen? Girl, I'll tell you, first. I love that my no screen story

is involved screens. Read the book on an iPad. These are all screens. Oh, boy. Does that not count? Oh, not really. But it's good for the environment, no paper. It hurts no one.

It's the economy. But does it, but is it, now this is a very, this is a $65,000 question. Is it like a Kindle style where there's no blue light? When I, in the dark, it turns black. Okay.

Oh, my God. Is that bad? I mean, no, it's great. I minimize the book and I'm watching porn. Does that count? It's in your Chrome app and it's all, they've all like done that little grid thing. And then one of them, you have to put on your reading glasses, but you're also jorking enough. But can you give me a little bit of, like, her own?

At least she's reading. What is it matter, right? Milkie wet breast. At least I'm reading. Of course you're reading. And I think it's great. I don't want to read you for reading. But now that that was a little bit heartwarming, then at the end I was like, this wasn't scary enough.

So I have no middle. Now I want to be scared again. Oh, do you? Well, I have a wienie in a bottle. A Shanghai surprise. A plum smuggler. A private ditch. Shout out to Christina Gillerra on S&L playing Samantha.

You know what? You know who our mutual friend? Who? Madonna? Oh, yes. You're saying Madonna. Our friend Madonna. The singer.

The singer. The singer. Plunt Ambition. The Titanic Snames. Sacaterium. Sacitium. 70 years. He was saying that, you know, it's...

Oh. Why can't we say who it is? Oh, no, I don't know any criminate him in this. Oh. But it's kind of every... Oh, we killed somebody. That's why we can't. He hid a woman with his car.

Yeah. Yeah. He hit her with her car. Well, I just, it was, he was... Basically, we were talking about, you know, I think about this often. I don't listen to either Britney Pittsburgh or Christina Aguilera, ever. Really?

No, it's just not my judge. You know my judge has always been foreign. I like both. I wouldn't say I've put on either of their full albums in years. No, no, no, no. But I support both. Ladies, gentlemen. I have Christina Bionic and I have stripped.

Oh, yeah. And back to basics. Okay, there you go. I mean, I have watched snippets, anything that's available of her master class in vocal technique, because what you can't, you can say many things about these two women, what you can't say about Christina is that she's not talented. So, Christina has a supernatural talent. Oh, incredible.

Yeah. I mean, so does Brittany. I'm a Brittany bitch. Okay, but I'm just saying that, okay, not pitting women against women, but I often do think about how at the time, you know, if we're talking about vocal talent, they're just not even in the same rest of why they're not,

they're not playing a similar game. Pop music superstardom and pop music, pop music, success. Sure. Does not necessarily hinge on talent. We know this. This is a, it's not a, it's not a American. She's like an instrumentalist.

Yes. It's like, Serena Williams singing. It's crazy. It's prodigious. Yeah. It's, um, it's virtuosic. But I don't require that of all my ideas.

Are you, Labada? Are you kidding me? She just sounds like she's crying on every track. I feel bad when, when I watched the, the blonde ambition documentary and I feel like it comes up that Madonna isn't a,

like people critical of her singing. Yeah. They've always criticized her singing. Why do you care? She is a fine singer. Nobody's hanging from the ceiling naked and lingerie. I'll tell you why they care. I'll tell you why they care.

I tell you why they care because she's at the top. That's what I mean. Yeah. So when you get, so now at the time, everybody knows that, well, not everybody

because people are so young, but back in the day, these two women were at the top and they were often pitted against one another. So their career zigs and zags are often directly related to what the other one was doing.

And you can analyze this as much as you want, go as deep as you want, but it's undeniable. And I think, I often think about how frustrating it probably, or it may have may not been,

I don't know if she feels this way, but for me, if I was a virtuosic vocalist who could use this, this God-given instrument with my developed, this neck and those chords, with that air control?

Because she's kind of like a Michael Phelps, it's like a physical anomaly. She's a Simone Biles. Yeah, she's a physical anomaly. She's up there in a large group, a large group, but it's a small group, relatively speaking, with Whitney Houston.

Yeah. It's a guy giving... And so am I. Hello. And so are you. So we just have penises. So we're on the other side. I have two...

Made it sound like we have multiple penises. I have many penises at my disposal. Do I use the other than my... Do you remember the guy on Reddit who had two penises? Do I... Do you think that was real? Some people say it was fake. I think it was fake.

But I do know that hummingbirds also have this huge long, bifurcated... Would you like a guy to have two penises? No, because I'd rather have them to have two asses. Between the two of us, their four breasts. Does that make sense? Tony and Candace. Tony and Candice. It's hot.

It's amazing. It's the heat. It's the heat. Okay, okay. Let me get back down. So I often think about how Christina has this, you know, and if I were a, say, say, I'm going to inhabit the body of her with my minds, right? Right.

So I'm not incriminating her. Your body snatching her. Thank you. Snatched Tina. Aguilerta. You'd be Christina Fagulara. I'd be Tina Aguilera. Hello.

Oh, whoa. Tina Fagelera. Tina Fagulara. Tuna Fag, I know, my accent. No, but it's Tina Faye. Gilaura. Oh. So it's like three.

Sure. I watched my new YouTube video that was about, and I was like, wow, I'm from Wisconsin. I was like, you guys like Pokemon? Yeah, he was like, did you bring your own bag? Yeah, Pokemon. How are you going to transport your bagels if you don't have your own bag? God, what a fagg with his bagels and his big. Does anybody want some fragrance?

Everyone's like, I've got a perfume. I've got some fragrance. Is anybody want some fragrance? Are you a fig? Catch us in your mouth, I'll give me a kiss. Oh, you're cute. Oh, you're cute. Everybody's like, have you been visiting your mom a lot?

I said, not in your life. It's flagrant. It's flagrant. It's flagrant when you talk. It's crazy. Your accent is off the chain. Just like Christina Aguiletta. Okay, so I...

Show me how you're burlesque. Jamma, nah, nah, nah, nah. What were you going to say about her masterclass? I'm sorry. The birth of Chanel, the duper do-do-doo. I am a good girl That number is so cliche and tired But it's so cunt

Farrah moan told me She said her favorite activity To watch people watch burlesque Watch people watch burlesque Watch people watch burlesque Imagine you're watching burlesque And Farrah's like I can because it's so great

Also Farah The dress is open and bite The bag YSelle I've never seen burlesk It's not I want Let's invite Farah on the channel

It's show girls without the grape and the violence. Okay. It's show girls without... It's all about Eve. Burles. It's all about Eve Disney Channel. Okay. It's...

You would love it. But that's what I mean. I'm not a diva comparer. No. I like... I never think of Shermadana, Brittany, Daly, Whitney, anybody. And I never... I'm not a compare and contraster.

Because you're... I've got a space of my heart for all of them. Thank you. Thank you. Because if we're going to split hairs... Yeah. They're going to be... We're buried everyone years ago.

Vocally. So let's give it up, girl. Oh, but Whitney... Whitney pressed the button, honey. But we're not, again,

we're not pitting divas against one another. But Whitney did actually put her pussy on the button. Everybody went to the deli counter, put their pussy on the scale. And Whitney went into the situation room. But,

there were nights of endless pleasure. And you keep forgetting that. I'm not! Okay, what kind of coordination is Whitney's favorite? Hmm? What kind of coordination

is Whitney's favorite? What? Hand eye. Let's take a break. We've got to take a break. I just said that and Tracy put up a sign that said let's wrap Skimity Nick

That's fucked We gotta end this shit We gotta end it, we're back from the break I have an announcement to make What? I'm gonna release my EP Okay So I big toilet Ghost wipe

Huge huge huge turd Big toilet came up nothing Are you gonna do without the videos? No videos because guess what I don't have It doesn't matter It takes a lot of money to look this cheap Let's see the ring how'd you do Bachelor, The Bachelorette.

But also, can I say you're allowed to have a, and this comes up to musically being less precious. You like your songs. Put out your songs and move on. You are telling yourself it has to be some kind of miracle unicorn launch. And you know what? They want to hear it. There's five songs on the EP.

I'm pretty sure, 99% sure. There was another one. Ashley Levy had a whole baby. Mary, I know. And you still haven't put out the music. I know, I know, I know. I know. I just got it.

I just got it. I just got a picture from her. The, so there's, so the track is called, the EP is going to be called Black Diaryia. Love. First track is called Black Diarya. Right. Original track.

Killing'sworth, Ashley, Shiny. Love, Tomas. All the stars. These people are just, people don't know. Maybe you know, real ones know. Real ones always know. Any drag queen music that you have casually enjoyed. Besides Tatiana in the same parts.

Right. Yes. Has come from the amazing minds of Killing's Worth. Studio. Yeah. Shiny, Ash Gordon. They just eat it up. They eat it up, they chomp it up.

They wrote Drag the Musical. Christina Aguilerta in the studio. And they love the girls. They love the girls. They support us, they love us. They make us better. They enrich our lives, and they enrich everything about us,

and all the people who adore us. So then track two is a cover of an electric hellfire club song called The Slaughter of Elysium from the 1995 album, Kiss the Goat. And then track three is a cover of one of them. Now, this is a big swing, and it's a big, I mean, nobody's going to kill me. Swing big.

The KGB is not going to come. kill me because they don't exist anymore. But this is a cover of Alapucochova song Million Alecros, which means a million scarlet roses. And then track four is a cover of Misketa, the Italian Diva Profumo. It's a very, very, she has this fun in the sun. It's just so impossibly catchy. Her version, mine is crazy. Crazy dark. I believe with covers, it's so left. You mean, you either, you either give it, give what they gave or you go your own way. This is inverted. Yeah, yeah, that's great. I love that. I love that. I mean, it's like, when, you know when everything's like, it's like x-ray.

Well, especially if you love the original, you're kind of like, I'm not going to touch what she did. Yeah. I'm going to go my own thing. Now, with the, with the Electric Health Fire Club cover, I'm not going to say it's better because that's insane. Well. But I'm going to say it's just as fucking good.

And if they don't agree with me. The Electric Hellfire Club listeners just turned off the TV. Oh, I get the bag off the TV. I'm not watching that. But I dare them because it's so obviously reverber. I mean, it's so, I put my whole pussy into this song and everybody put, Everybody put our, we put our pussies together, then broke the skill in the deli counter. Right.

Like we put, we matched our pussies together. It was effulgent. It was effulgent and effervescent. With this shining. With this skibbitty pussy on this counter? This skibbitty weight. Kilos. Wait, one more?

And then this is the real wild card. The most insane way to just the insane, insane punctuation mark. Honolulu Baby by the founder of the Church of Satan, Anton LeVay. Honolulu Baby. Where to get those eyes. It is insane. I didn't know he's saying music. Me neither.

And no, probably shouldn't have. Oh, remix. That's great. Yeah. I'm so excited. I'm excited.

As soon as we get to like, as soon as we get to do all the stuff with the ASCAP and the ACAB and all that stuff. Oh, yeah, you got to do all the registers. Yeah, yeah. I got to come up with some artwork. Oh, how exciting.

Website letterhead. I'm excited. I'm excited too. I loved your last photo. shoot for your um for vampire fitness yeah i gotta figure out i have an idea that was my friend alvaro he does he does he do you know what he does he does all the um promotional material for the new for x-fx all those crazy shows he does that photography pose those like american horse story stuff like that he is a brilliant did he do the shadows ones i think so those were also slight i think so because that

kind of has his vibe too it's it's super colorful it's so spooky and it's so like it literally grabs your eyeballs congratulations you jerked off your little lizard dick when did you start you started these COVID? COVID, yeah. I went in and out of Toralina, but the thing about the music thing, which there's no rush for this stuff because it's not trend-based.

We're not on record labels. Oh, yeah, I'm not Taylor Swift. Also, we're not doing TikTok dances for six months. I wish I was like, I owe the label an album by Tuesday. I wish. Or like, and we're also not going to do this. You owe the lesbians an album by Tuesday. That's overdue.

It's overdue. It's overdue, yeah. We're also not kicking shoes for six months with teasing stuff. Oh, I love these TikToks of artists being like, I just want to, to be a musician and now I'm being forced to kick shoes. I'm kicking shoes. I live. Like something is coming.

I'm like, and then a week later, something's really coming. And then you announce a date and then it's like, we have a date. But it's just a date. And then you're like, we have a date for another date. And then it's the album. And then it's like another year. Then it's the track list. Then it's a track list.

And then it's another year. Dates. Then it's the single. No. No, no. Then it's an album a year later. Thank you. Thank you.

And then it's so patronizing. And then the Walmart edition. Hello. The wet and gushy. Then it's called just black poopie peepie. Yeah. Black wet peepee. That's that Walmart espresso.

And it's a different edition. That's that Walmart decath. This is my espresso colored album. It's brown. Hot brown. It's gray. It's hot gray. It's a tall gray!

We got to wrap it up. We got to wrap it up. Thank you. Bye. Thank you.