The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya - Revisiting the Making of Jiz & the Filming of Jiz with Jeff Maccubbin

Episode Date: October 12, 2021

As the Bald & the Beautiful creative team engages in To-The-Death team-building exercises in a volcano off the shores of North Africa, we'd like to revisit one of our favorite episodes with editor, producer, & creator of the legendary internet phenomenon Jiz, Jeff Maccubbin! Extraordinarily erudite topics are discussed, such as POV porn, inserting birds into UNHhhh, and the shortcomings of our public school system. Also cum. Lots and lots of talk about cum. Follow Jeff: @EvilJeff Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To listen to our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be helpful! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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This week, we're going back to our interview with Jeff McCubbin. Enjoy. to our interview with Jeff McCubbin. Enjoy. Hi, welcome to our brand new YouTube channel. YouTube channel, channel on YouTube. It's us. And we're having a great guest today here on the pod. Somebody we have known for years who has honestly, truly, honestly, the blueprint. The, the, the, the key master, the blueprint. The key master. The blueprint. Somebody who has... The blueprint.

I don't know. What do you do? Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. He is the wizard behind the curtain. The skin curtain that is clipped to the back of our bodies.

He's literally behind the music. The man. He's, he's literally the, the, the, the, uh, behind the music, the man behind the mask, the man in the mirror,

the, um, the woman in the window. He's the person who makes us look and sound like interesting people. It's Jeff McCubbin. It's Jeff McCubbin folks. I have a question right off the bat. How often do you have to edit out?

Can you tell when we're saying something that, you know, we can't put in the edit? Oh yeah. Can you anticipate it? Oh yeah. How often would you say per episode, we say something that is so rotted?

Well, a lot of times, a lot of it is in the beginning, like the stuff like before the intro, like the green screen stuff, when you guys are just chatting, there's a lot where then you're like, don't green screen stuff when you guys are just chatting there's a lot where then you're like don't put this in where you guys are just got you because you guys are just like gossiping oh yeah yeah and so that's like obvious i mean unless it's like

usually if it's something about like ginger i'm like oh she won't care i think other drag queen stuff is fine but you know we will all press is good press you know not always no no no no no i mean for drag queens but sometimes uh things have been uttered of a nature so uh rife for canceling it's um it's yeah but you got our back yeah but even like today we edited something and you'll probably be contacted later of like can we use this because you're talking about um a celebrity and we just want to double check with you're asking me i don't want to bring it up right now who is it mouth the word who is it oh oh cut the cameras dead ass but also you also sometimes you guys will tell jokes that

are just that youtube just can't handle aids usually something about aids it's cheap can i tell some of the can i bring them up yes and we'll bleep the whole thing there's a lot where we say it and then we look right at the camera go don't use that yeah like don't say yeah yeah no there was a whole one where you were just talking about um how has AIDS well that's not a joke that's just a fact yeah Mr. Clean and so it's i'm like laughing hysterically and i'm like none of this can be used i sent you some i've sent you some audio clips you have and i've also contacted you directly uh upon remembering oh don't say that like you know what i mean that's like we got to cut that out yeah um and sometimes we'll say things on and then it will be like a

waking moment or i'll be like oh i said that yeah said that. Yeah. Because regret is a powerful person. But it's weird where over time it changes because I remember you got a lot of flack for you were talking about pregnancy. By the way, by the way, by the way, by the way,

on that note, a million YouTube comments were like, okay, Trixie usually is a little bit about women's bodies, but you sure were on the money when- You redeemed yourself. About having babies. About squatting position.

Thank you. And they were like, they came for the editors and applauded you in a rare moment. In a rare moment. Because we were the asshole. Yeah. Yes. Imagine creating a program where two people who've never claimed to know anything about anything are held to the fire whenever they don't have a view that is agreed by a teenager

watching YouTube. Or whenever they comically present a point of view that should not be taken seriously. Yeah. Don't even get me started. So this is the best gig you've ever had. How does it feel? Well, definitely. I mean, seriously, it is.

Well, I mean, I know of you from j, I mean, I, I know of you from jizz. Yeah. And I also know of you from, well, I mean, I don't know if you, I didn't know you did it then, but I know you did.

It was, you worked for Randy blue. Yeah. Directed pornos, male sex, gay sex pornos. So before jizz, you were also doing jizz.

I was doing, well, I was doing, I love how it says I was, I was doing jizz. I was doing jizz was doing I love how it says I was doing I was doing jizz I was doing jizz and filming jizz I was

yeah I was making the I moved to LA was making the the YouTube video channel and then I got a job as an editor at a porn studio Randy Blue at the time it was the number three

it was Sean Cody now what year because i subscribed to it i paid cash money for it 2010. yeah oh honey if you go andy blue and um sean cody any non-storyline randy blue porno it starts off with an interview so i still have friends calling me being like oh my god i was on porn hub about to jerk off to this, and then I hear your fucking faggy voice. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I'm interviewing all of them.

It's my voice. So you work out? You've never done this before, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck me up. That I didn't know. Yeah. I have so many questions.

Wait a minute. First of all, how often are the I've never been gay before gay people actually never been gay? It's a spectrum. I think if you're willing to do porn, if you're willing to do it, you're not. A lot of them are like 100% straight. But if you're willing to do it, you're already a tick down from on the Kenzie scale.

Yeah, because the money ain't that fierce, mama. No, the money's not that fierce. It was. But everyone is different because there's a performer called Chris Rock chris rockway yes he was like one of my favorites so when i was like oh i get to film him and then i was like oh you're fucking conspiracy theory like oh no i mean he ended up really liking me because we i just wouldn't take any of his shit yeah like i remember we were like filming a scene and i'm just like, Chris, like slap his butt. And then he'd be like,

I'd be like, slap Chris, slap his butt. And he's like, my name isn't really Chris. So I'm not responding to that. And then I went, Oh,

do you want me to say your real name on camera then? Engelberth. And so then I was like, okay, how about asshole? So every time I say asshole, slap his butt, that's you. But he like respected that.

But then he would come up to me and he would be like you know those faces you're like you got beat up a lot when you're in high school right and i was like yeah because i did oh my god and he was like he's like i can tell you have like that face like when i see you it's like i just want to like throw you in a dumpster okay i mary that's it kind of hot though this is well he was i mean he's wrestled me to the ground he's gorgeous but i will say for him he's so hot. I mean, he's wrestled me to the ground. He's gorgeous. But I will say for him, he's the level of straight

where he would stop, look at the straight porn, get hard. Okay, Jeff. I'd call action. He'd run in and fuck the guy until it slowly went down

and then we'd cut and he'd run back to the porn. This is inconceivable to me. This is inconceivable to me because the money is not you'd have to be now no back then but it wasn't 200 grand 300 grand 2010 five to six thousand dollars okay all right okay okay okay like you couldn't make porn because now it's like iphone three hundred dollars three hundred to a thousand yeah if you're bottoming

yeah for bottoming for it's really just adverse for your only fans. It's exposure, you know? Yeah. What about, we were at, we were at Foo Bar once and we. Reese Rydow. Reese Rydow was dancing and you knew him and I was like, oh my God, I jerked off to that man in 2002. He's, he's the opposite where he's like the nicest human being.

Sweetheart. He's someone where he's like, I'm straight. I will only, he's married to a woman. I'll only someone where he's like i'm straight i will only he's married to a woman i'll only date women but when i'm doing porn it's fun so that's his level of like but he'll say he's straight because he will only date a woman but he's technically yeah he's somewhere he's someone where he would just do this put the condom on be hard for five hours i can his dick would just stay I can't

he was like he was meant to do porn yeah also Canada century I was barely meant to incredible ass I was gonna say

like I don't think but he had an acting problem where he was too much of a ham too much of a what a ham oh like I'd be like

okay so the guy comes out of the shower and then you're like ooh but the guy would come out of the shower and he'd go whoa I love that I love that I love that he's doing drag yeah guy comes out of the shower and then you're like ooh but the guy would come out of the shower and he'd go whoa

I love that I love that he's doing drag yeah it's too much like he's the guy when he'd come he'd go wee I love that I have so many questions I guess a lot of people were like oh man it must be so funny but it was

mostly like there's some like horror stories yeah let birds such as i love that you're like asking me if it's okay to talk about celebrity and you're like anyway here's this person's social security number um what's that it's just weird where uh well that one guy his girlfriend found out he was doing porn when he swore he wouldn't do it anymore okay and then she called him and we're in the middle of the scene everybody's naked and she threatened to abort their baby if he went through with the scene stop it and i was like did he go through with the scene well i was like and he's like i don't know what to do what i want to do and i'm like you don't have to do the scene like we can cancel that's fine and he. And he's like, well, I still get paid.

And I'm like, well, no, cause you're not going to do it. And then he's like, Oh, fuck it. I'll do it.

Damn. I never found out what happened to the baby. You can get pregnant. Yeah. It's not good. Also, you can't weaponize your pregnancy. You can't weaponize your pregnancy.

You know what I mean? You can't weaponize your pregnancy. I don't know. At that point, I feel like if the termination happens,'s probably for the best yeah yeah yeah thing yeah if you're calling your baby daddy on a porn set to threaten killing the baby it's a it's an embryo hostage situation it's like i'll like fuck him and i'll shoot yeah i also had a guy od um from viagra oh my god we took him out to Malibu just to do a solo scene.

Malibu. And we were going to have him surf. And then he was going to get in the back of this Jeep and then jerk off. And he was having trouble getting hard. So I gave him a Viagra. And then like a fool, I left the packet of Viagra in the front seat. So I was like, I'll give you some porn. I'll leave you some space and just knock on the door when you want us to come into film he was nervous that he couldn't get hard so he took the whole

he took like eight viagra that's what did he blood blood well I was like okay I think we have to go to the hospital because at first I come in and then I noticed they were all gone and I was like did you take all of these and he's like no and gone and I was like did you take all of these and he's like no and I'm like okay I know you took all of these so tell me like you took all of that gives me so like and he's like no I didn't do it and I was like um you might die if you if you did take all these he's like what I just feel like I couldn't get heart so I needed more I'm like that's not how this works oh my god so we took him we had to cancel the shoot i took him back and i was basically just monitoring him and then he he didn't like he didn't have to go to the hospital or anything but he went kind of

crazy yeah because then he was like i want to get paid i want to get paid and then i was like you you're we're not doing the scene so we're not gonna pay you yeah like we're gonna pay for you to fly out here we give you compensation we feed you and all that but we're not gonna give you thousands of dollars if you're not going to do it and uh he got very angry and then naked ran out of randy's mansion running around the and you know he he lives in like in Sherman Oaks and I'm running and I'm outside running after him like, you have to get inside. And he's just like running around naked.

Like, I don't believe this is happening. Is it Randy blue? Randy is a person. Randy is a person. Oh, he didn't know that. Okay.

Randy, who? Randy blue. Well, I'm not going to give his real. Oh yeah. No, no,

no. Isn't a porn name. That's the, the, like the Sean Cody, you know, it's the Randy blue. Yeah Oh, yeah. No, no. Isn't a porn name Randy Blue? That's the Sean Cody. You know, it's the Randy Blue. Yeah. I have a question.

Did you like working in porn? It had its ups and downs. When it was two guys that liked to make porn, it was fun. Was it ever really hot? Was it actually hot? The hottest was when the person that said they were straight realized they were gay when they turned in the scene and i'm filming the light bulb go off in their head that's pretty hot that's pretty cool did you ever that's pretty cool do people who aren't in the scene get boners

during the scenes i don't because i'm so concerned with the, the lighting and everything else. And a lot of times the, the PAs were straight dudes. Shut the fuck up. Really? Although we had one of my PAs, do you know the drag queen, Sarah problem?

Sure. Yeah. She was my PA for like, I don't think, but she was like, I don't like any of these guys. Damn. Well,

that company is pretty like clean cut. Also, it was professional. And for me, like I wouldn't fuck any of them. Most of the time, they do not want to have anything to do with me. They're like, that's not even our species. Yeah, this little pasty ginger, get away from us. But I also just had a hard line that i wouldn't do anything with them so that it would be like a level of respect because i had some come in and

they're just like so like when do i have to like have sex with you and i'm like are you serious he's like really i don't have to i don't know what happened to you harvey weinstein apparently i hate to disappoint you yeah but you can't fuck me but you know what though that's gay people though tell them that this is the person you're fucking in the scene and they're like nah and then like this is a person you legally can't fuck and they're like what's that yeah totally people only want to fuck the one you're not supposed to be fucking so you never had like i don't know i i've watched porn where it's like the camera guy gets into it you never had like a moment where you got roped into the fantasy well there's scenes's scenes like, you know, the POV scenes where like someone's writing someone or you're fucking someone.

And then I would have to take, um, you would place of the person, the fucker. Cause it's a POV scene. And then here, my little rant, most people today don't understand what POV means.

Pigs are vampires. But POV is if your eyes are the camera, lot of people they'll just like literally put a camera there and they're like POV of me doing this and you're like that's not a POV but anyway I would have there's times where like I would be laying down and then the the porn star naked would get on top of me and pretend to ride me while I was pretending to be the bottom. Holy shit. It moved. That's pretty cool. Yeah. But still, when you're like doing like fixing the lighting and the zooming, you're not.

It's a lot to keep track of. How did that prepare you for this job? Well, the blatant sexual harassment. I was ready for it. You learned to control your boners and you work with straight people. Yeah. We're going to take a break. Looking for a path to accelerate your career?

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So you'd be doing all that wacky shit on the floor. No, it's from the aerobics class, the pool class. Yeah, yeah. We did so many abby things like rolling that I cut myself on my butt. I just wanted to share that. So you finish your porn career. Then you move on at some point to jizz no no jizz was that was all happening at the same time double jizz double jizz i left porn and then i went from porn

to drag queens which is a just a lateral yeah it's literally three steps to the left it's a lateral move yeah um i have to ask people at home might not know what jizz is do you want to tell them what it is of course i do i'll kill you um i had watched this video where a friend of mine that i went to grad school with made these there's these psas of G.I. Joe cartoons in like 2007, and he dubbed over them. And then I was like, oh, they did PSAs of the Gem in the Holograms ones. I'm just going to do that. Oh, my God. And at the same time, I was watching an episode of the Golden Girls,

and it was an episode where they all got colds. And I was like, oh, wouldn't it be funny if they all got HIV? And so I dubbed over that and the gem and the holograms ones and I put them on my YouTube channel and then unbeknownst to me the next thing I know I was like going into gay bars and they were like playing them like like on the video screens and I was like oh no they are so funny and so rotten the golden girls ones have all been i took them down and people i actually had to re-go through all of the jizz videos because basically in the cartoon of jem and the holograms she is um has an orphanage and then decides to use a hologram machine to make

her a pop star and so i just made it that she's like a serial killer and instead of an orphanage it's like her brothel so all of the children are like prostitutes and there's a lot of abortion and there was there's a lot of abortion jokes it was my bread and butter for a while i mean just but i actually had to re-go through some of them and i was like yeah that that doesn't fit in today's society yeah people beg me to put them back on and I like I was like it's just yeah it's just too it's too much for you had to be there you you had to be there studio 54 and you will never be there again yeah well I was thinking a lot like in the 2000s when like South Park sarah silverman the the thing in comedy is they

like to take the point of view of the racist and horrible person right yeah and say the horrible thing to show like isn't this ridiculous as the ignoramus as the stupidity exactly and now you can't even you can't do that anymore just bringing it up is too triggery well it's like jimmy you don't want to be jimmy you don't want to be jimmy you don't watch private school girl and go she's a great person i want to be her yeah yeah you go oh my god what a i knew a girl like that that is exactly yeah yeah so it's just a dip you just have to like then you just have to evolve yeah i still get i get um messages every day of like please put this back up i'm like no i mean like people's temperature though like our edited youtube version of is like extremely edgy to some people yeah well i mean

you're funny so like you can you can use abortion jokes or not or swear words or not and it's still funny like i heard that comedian talking about like if you don't know how to adapt to this quote unquote cancel culture it's like it's just a few words you can't say anymore then you weren't funny to begin with you know in the end if it's funny it's usually ends up not being offensive yeah right yeah i mean sarah silverman's program was like a really good example of that was like oh my god that show want to be sarah silverman that show she had that whole episode where she's like i need good news i'm to go get an AIDS test. That was a whole episode. Or like when she was like, I need to know,

like a walk a mile in my shoes. She put a black face. Yeah. And everyone's yelling disgusting because people in the world are saying black face is disgusting. But she's going, wow, people do think that this is disgusting. Yeah. But then again, you don't want to be Sarah Silverman.

She's not portraying a good person. No, she's always the idiot. I'm okay with someone portraying a shitty person to show how shitty people are yeah i'm okay with the logic of that but yeah the algebra doesn't work for everyone now but i mean it ties to drag queens like i love nina west i just saw a video of her doing a nickelodeon song and i said i would never in a million years for a million dollars do this. I have no interest in making people feel good. It was, it's not,

I like making people laugh, but I'm not, I'm not the big comfy couch of drag. I don't care. It was, I thought it was, I, it was a strange experience.

Well, I'm sure at Nickelodeon they had to make some kind of pride thing where they touch on every color of the flag And a way that was it was rich kids. Yeah, of course. Yeah, however watching it I was like wow, I would never be a part of this. My mom could be hanging over a shark tank and I'd be like Yes, I just think With comedy especially Like with white It goes both ways Of like

Some people Will watch Nina West And Nickelodeon And go This is too much Yeah But And also though

But can you Like Some line reads I cannot deliver Sincerely I'll just say no Yeah I just can't do it

I can't do it Like I couldn't If I tried If the mom was over The shark tank. Pride month. Some of the copies you send for like corporate things. Like,

hi honey, are you feeling fierce diva? Yeah. It's like, Oh my God. Ooh, I'm ready to work it diva. Cause it's time to work it.

Have you seen that? There's a Tik TOK where the, this comedian girl is like, happy pride month. Yeah. For buttercream.cream you go you sashay into our buttercream store i mean it's so funny i actually put it on the podcast like last week she's really yeah she's amazing yeah i but i i was always that but i i was always

definitely the outcast gay i think if you're not like the muscle queen then you're just like i hate i always hated pride i still do like so i i hate it i don't hate it i just don't enjoy it should kink be at pride should it be a pride i'm like i'm not going either way so it doesn't it doesn't matter to me yeah and for me like kink not being at pride isn't an option because i'm everyone's kink oh universal appeal i well kink at pride i mean for me i mean i know i don't speak for everyone but i'll just say in general i think in drag we used to offend the old conservatives and now in drag the people most offended by us are the youngest liberals yeah so the gen z yeah so it's like we used to have your grandma being like i don't like it and now we have we're

passing the torch to people who are like, that torch is hot. Yeah. And now everybody likes hot. So I will not be a part of it. But what is it? It's a speedo and a harness. No one's like eating someone's whole,

like they are good with different price. Go to Nickelodeon private Nina West. Yeah. You don't have to stick two inches of your tongue in my gaping hole. I know that we live in a different world, but like there's different types if you want that type of pride go to target and buy a rainbow tote bag on june 1st well it's also i'll be over here watching people get fucking opened up

okay well it's the it's the gooning and baiting at target near the linens there's a problem i think it's like when you're under like if you remember when you were under 21 you're like oh my god it's so unfair that we can't get into the bars and then when you're over 21 you're like oh thank god yeah none of you can come to the bar absolutely yeah absolutely i don't even get i mean once in a while so i just saw something really similar to be like drag is my safe space and i should be able to enjoy it without being offended. I was like, that is the opposite of the experience you should have with drag.

You should see a million drag shows and still go in on show number a million and one and something should shock you. Yeah. Or literally hitch in the face. I've talked about drag queens that are Christine. Love the idea. Aggressive. It's too far for me. Yeah.

Aggressive. Confrontational. I like her as a person. I'll never see a Christine show because I'm like, I don't like poop stuff. She does a lot of poop stuff. Butt stuff. Yeah, poop stuff. Killing your mom?

Great. No, that's where I draw the line. But again, it's just like, but my line isn't everyone's line. Right, right, right. So who cares? Yeah. Did you have any... So you go to the gay bar and they're playing the golden girls

or jizz and you were like is this really happening yeah the very first one is i did god i'm a whore instead of part of your world of the little mermaid because i did a lot of disney songs and that's todrick that was the first one that like showed up and then i was like then i suddenly got interviewed for like butt magazine and like, yeah. And then I just started getting like millions of views and it was just very, and I was like, Oh, I guess I should just keep doing this.

Yeah. But then it's just very tiring to try and keep up. I then went to did punky Brewster. I did spunky cooter. Shut the facts of life. I did fucked for life. But I, and I showed, I showed, I personally showed you that one. And I had to take that one down because that was a little too offensive.

I just love it. There's no line for me. And I did Thundercunts instead of Thundercats. Right. I love it. See, how old are you? How dare you? I just turned 45. I was going to say, we're around the same age. He is ageless. I need everybody See, we're how old are you? How dare you? I just turned 45.

I was going to say, we're around the same age. He is. I need everybody to look in the camera. Look at Jeff. This is fucking L'Oreal Regenerist spokeswoman right here. How are you doing this? Yeah.

I just don't go in the sun. Yeah, that's yeah. He doesn't. 31 years old. I look like the alien inside the head and men. I'm 27. I look like my own grandfather. Damn. And she Black. I'm 27 and look like my own grandfather.

Damn. And she had a 40th birthday and she's still 27. Can you believe that? Well, 28, 29. It's all a blur. It's nebulous. So wait, wait, wait, wait. Because we're of the same kind of generation.

All these shows that you're pairing are like shows I grew up watching. Thundercats, Gem and the Holograms. Obsessed with them. So they're so special to me. Because that's the thing is when I watch TV, if you want to watch TV with me, I'm constantly dubbing over a horrible trauma that doesn't belong there.

Like I'm just watching, like I was watching Mare of East Town and then it's just like the kid did it and then I'm just like, oh yeah, well, like I'm just like the most inappropriate thing and that's why I have to release it. And then I'm just like, Ooh, yeah, well, like I'm just like the most inappropriate thing. And that's why I have to release it. Yeah. And I think that was the other problem is I started doing like a Mario Diaz

started having me do shows like performing as jizz at bars. Oh wow. And then I would like be doing standup sets, like make it like just these. And I was, it was people thought like i was that character so people would just be like yeah let's fucking do heroin in the bathroom and like fuck this and let's go and like fucking break into a house and i'm just like oh no i don't do any of that

so how long did you leave a heroin tryst? Yeah. I could see that. They'll just assume that you're fucking off the rails. I did hook up with a guy who did heroin on the date. Wow. How did that come up? What was that transition like? On the date. Could you tell? Okay.

It wasn't really a date. I picked him up at a bar. Well, it's an outing. And then I'm driving him back to my place. He's like, wait, wait, wait. Stop, stop, stop, stop. And then he gets up, runs down an alley, and a guy hands him a bag, and then he gets back in the car.

And then I was like, oh, I guess he's just doing some cocaine or whatever. He snorts the whole bag. And then by the time we get to my house, it was like, oh, my. You can snort heroin? Yeah. Is that ignorant? I thought heroin was this. You can do it all types of ways.

Oh. Yeah. Did you fuck? No, he was like, it was just like, oohs. And so then I just like. Poured him out of the car. Poured him out of the car by the subway stop in Chicago. And then hopefully he was okay.

Yeah. And then I went home. Let's take a break. Oh, let's take a break. a break. Upper Canada College inspires boys from senior kindergarten to year 12 to find their

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When I first met with my advisor, I really was feeling vulnerable about what I would have to share. I was, of course, pleasantly surprised to find that there was absolutely no judgment and a lot of support. And when it was time to get serious, he really took my hand and helped me to do that. Edward Jones. We do money differently. Visit edwardjones.ca slash different. And we're back. Yes, we are. So, okay. How does it feel to sort of be the unsung hero? How does it feel to have a peenie in the poopy? How does it feel to have a peenie in the poopy how does it feel to have a peenie in the poopy how do you know when it goes inside is there a popping sound no

um like how does it feel to be the unsung hero i feel like this is less of the case now as people become more aware of you guys's genius but like you know we get all the credit for the show being amazing and we have very little to do with it sometimes dad what are you talking about i mean come on i mean it's literally your funny words that is an incredible body we're just embellishing them and breast poops and jokes but i mean i i don't know i've like i've really enjoyed this season i watched them on my giant television three to four times in a row yeah and i know that we're all doing it for the love of it um not that we all get paid whatever but like this season i don't know what it is you guys are on on a journey yeah it's psycho yeah i think

craziest it's funny that is the thing with like me and ron are now like attached at the hip yeah um and we we kind of are just like in this battle with each other of like i want to be able to make you laugh yeah i want to try to do something crazier and then it's like oh i just saw that crazy thing you did shit on the next one i need to do something crazy to show you yeah like yeah how do i tap into that competitive spirit in order to do something good? Why start now? Why start now, honey? Because I'll ask this question. Can you guys tell who's editing what? Because for us, it's so obvious.

I can. Because it's split in half. Yeah. So I do one half. He does other half. We switch whether it's first or last. But for us, it's so obvious. But most people can't tell.

I can because I think you've worked for me with other projects and i kind of know yeah what's your tea i think i can tell in the beginning because you know we usually have like almost like a cold open before we do our intros that will usually be the telltale of like what you did with us being miked yeah like there was one i think it was you was an alien the. The music's like, do-ba-do-ba-do. Oh, yeah, that's true. And I was like, oh, this is obvious. Definitely, definitely. So good. Yeah. Did you do, you did the hallucinating in the lake of incest?

Yeah. Yeah. Or didn't you do an episode with a whole, like, National Geographic opening with birds? Yeah. Yeah, that was obvious. The constant bird. The wild flamingos of Sumatra. The birds. Every time time i laugh the birds

also the the but that's a combination where he was the one ron just put bird noises okay and then i put your voice on an echo uh-huh and then who put in the flock and then he and then he did like a flapping sound and then then eventually another one. Then I added an actual birds flying. Yeah. So then it's like, that one's like a joint effort. Pretty soon you could just do nature documentaries. Like just screw us. David Attenborough.

The newest one where it was a bunch of superhero graphics. Crazy. So funny. Otter Man, Beaver Man, everything. It was just so great. The Ann Gettinator. The Ann Getty. Honestly, we've talked about it. it we when we do the show we

black out yeah so we i leave there kind of no i get home my boyfriend goes what did you guys talk about i don't even know idea and also it wasn't funny like sometimes i get the distinct impression i'm like we flopped yeah like well that's i mean i know the lunch episode is going to be bad but other than that no but there's been times where the funniest episodes I'm like what yeah

there's a few where I'm like why was this so space had no food I think also there's some where it's like you guys have varying energy depending on the episode

yeah and sometimes what you depending on a lot of things the moon like the moon like for moon compounds

no there's the moon like i'll say there's one ready for love you just kept talking about like i don't think i can do another oh i was so tired but you were so tired and even p was like you know kati was very tired i hope we can get something out of this he kept saying he was tired but you were so you were at the point where then you were just crazy yeah it was loopy hilarious weather weather thing happened with weather I think you're just like a long dart shot me in my pussy that was weather happened after that oh and then weather too weather it was so over the second wind of psychosis yeah yeah it's sometimes weather was so funny And that was the episode

That we were like What's the topic That we would talk about If we were out of topics The weather Why was weather So unhappy That's one of my favorite ones

Weather Yeah we have some I think tomorrow We're talking about News The news The news Yeah

We're talking about Injuries maybe Injuries And I think money again Money I like all of those Yeah there was a bunch Of other ones too

That they're all Very exciting to me. Yeah. What's your favorite ones you've done? Favorite episodes of Un? Also, do you have any suggestions? Yeah,

please help us. Okay. Abortion. I'm still waiting to do suicide. There's a few I don't like. I don't like when things get brought in. I don't like the doll episode. I don't like the food episode.

No props. I don't like the animals. No props, no guests. I don't like the animals. No guests. I think the episode No props No props No guests I don't like the animals No guests I think the pet one worked But mostly because

Jaguar Jane was pretty cool She was cool She was When she talked about The rodent masturbating Yeah The chinchilla masturbating I don't remember that

I gotta rewatch I remember Plus there's a whole Bird box scene That's amazing In pets Okay I just don't like guests

Yeah I don't like guests It's a different show I like it actually Like whether Like I think if you just did something like colors. That's brilliant. You know where it's just. Textures. Our new series, which is colors, textures, vibes.

Scents. Vibes. Vibes. Oh, my God. Because I feel those make you go off the rails a bit. And that's when I. Abstract. Anytime you guys get up. Which is a bit and that's when i abstract let's anytime you guys get

up which is a lot it's going to be funny i can't if you want technical notes i can give you technical i didn't get up when i was wearing that gorge i looked so hot in the pre in the most recent episode i did not get up once and show that body no you got to get up when i'm feeling it i take a lap i should have took several struts laps laps, like spread eagles, everything. It was a real disappointment on my part. The one problem with the pandemic shooting with spread out is you guys tend to be more. Yeah. Profile.

Turned away. As somebody who's from the side, looks like my face was cooked in a grill. I understand. Yeah. I was watching the episode yesterday. I was like, I look like one of the Canadians in South Park Park just like lines on my face is so bad it's right we could be like Raven and Raja who just never look yeah oh Trixie that's a very interesting point of view yeah I love that comedic take you said on color you've never looked better in your whole life that's not that's

horrible I don't like it I'm like this like you can't see anything it's you also work on wait what i did wait what i did what wow i was hired what the is wait what camara camara black we're talking about like math oh my god they're not no and it's just what if they said that you're like are they kidding that they don't know that well they were the first one it was camara and mariah balenciaga and it was the solar system oh my god it was just like i get it black was just like well like you know because the moon there's like the moon and the and like the the sun and then she was like well then the moon's on jupiter's like what do you mean there's like one moon and then mariah's like no other planets have moons What? No they don't

And then it was like what's the biggest planet She's like the sun The sun's the biggest planet And then she's like no the sun is a star The sun is not a star Like it's just like I love not knowing paired with conviction Yeah yeah yeah that's the key there

The sun is not a star Well I watched an episode that I do remember now And I had to turn it off because I was thoroughly depressed. It made me depressed. At the school system that they went to. Yeah. Someone lied to her several times. Someone lied to her.

Yeah. But some were crazy. Derek Barry once was just like, have you ever played a clarinet? And she's like, the one that plugs in the wall? And she's like, a hair straightener? Why would you think a clarinet is a hair straightener that's incredible that's incredible those things or derrick berry went on a five minute speech about what longitude and latitude is wrong wrong but the whole funny thing is she's just going you'd think longitude would be long up up in this way but it's not and then i'm just

putting in the graphics it is it is it's fun no but when when we started uh wow presents plus i did all of them i did detox uh detox is video jinx is cool mom um yeah there's a million videos what is it um tea with tati or something t with tati i did i did um wait what's the like valentina oh yeah had one i did all of those how do you find time to do i mean because i know on sorry it takes you guys like a week how do you find but if you even look at the older episodes they're not as insane yeah so now is just like it's so insane now it just takes up it's like rick and morty for fuck's sake. I mean, it's like a huge, it's a giant.

Well, that's cause I added, I mean, I will say I, I felt like I was bringing wow into the 21st century because there were times where I was just like, I don't mean to like, but I was like,

we need to do more crazy graphics. So I would just take the stuff that I had at home, like the software I had at home and then just start doing crazy stuff. And then they're like, Oh, you need to do this on this show. And I'm like, Oh,

this is my own software that I put on yours. So then I, they were forced to buy it. Damn. And, but then it kept, but now I just got the face tune where I can put your old lady faces on you and stuff.

Baby filters. The whole time. I just put an old lady face on you and stuff baby filters the whole time i just put an old lady face on you just earlier today i need to put on our few years ago actually yeah yeah yeah i need to see it i love those filters i mean in there you can don't get me started about those filters but okay so where do you think like uh what do you think we could do to why do you want to work at this company what can what can you offer us what kind of skills would do you think would could do to... Why do you want to work at this company? What can you offer us? What kind of skills do you think would provide an asset

to the development of our company's strategy for development? What should we do to make the show better? Or should we not do? Do we do anything that we should not be doing? Okay, here's what I will say. I think when you guys talk about a topic that you hate it's not as funny lunch yeah because when you're just saying i hate this i hate this i hate this positive it's not it's harder to find the funny things yeah it's like no it's not yes and it's

no i mean it's fine to like talk about something and then you hate something that can be funny but if the whole episode is about something you hate lunch it's it's harder to like talk about something and then you hate something and it can be funny. But if the whole episode is about something you hate, it's, it's harder to find things that are funny. Yeah. Yeah. Do you think that generally she's the problem because I hate her and so everything turns, you know what I mean? Do you love, do you, I wish Ron was here.

Not that you're not your own feature. Do you love working with Miss Ron? Yes. She's an icon. We're pretty much going to just, like if we're doing other projects, we want to work together. Tie your penises together and piss in each other's holes. And I'm sure, you know, we're happy we have you. I'm sure that you guys will someday move on to other dream projects.

I hope you don't. Hopefully you can work together on other projects too in your life. What would you guys make? What's your dream project? If Wow said, we're quitting, the the show's over here's a severance what would your dream next thing be um and the severance is a hundred million i'll just say you'll see because that might be happening more porn not that we're being fired or anything but but no but we we're we we are working on other shows together oh like really white belt with john cena nicole byron well just stuff to kind

of like what what our crazy editing style like what else could it be yeah uh good at yeah wow but first and foremost we want to just keep doing your stuff because that's the thing is like it's also like our baby and if i saw someone else editing it, like I might have to kill them. Yeah. I don't think I would, I wouldn't allow that. It's like, you know,

you go to the same obstetrician your whole life. You're not going to switch or your seventh kid. Yeah. When did you join the show? Were you in the show? Not from the very beginning. It was 2017. It was the first one.

The first one. The crazy thing is the first two episodes I had to do was the one with Courtney act and then the one with Willem. So I had to do the two weird guest spot ones. That was weird. Courtney just making us look like the Kennel Club and Willem totally She's sitting with her foot behind us. So skinny

and little and beautiful. Just like dog show. And then Willem was so weird. I just think Willem he said he'd do it and then it kind of just didn't seem like he wanted to do it. I think it wore a suicide bomb vest. Yeah. Suicide bomb vest.

Yeah. Yeah, suicide bomb vest at the gig. Love that. Well, I don't like having guests, honestly. No, I hate it. Okay, goodbye. This is fine, but I like doing just us. It just makes it easier.

Yeah. Well, also, you guys have, you've worked together so long, you have a groove, a riff, that if someone else is there, it would disrupt it. It completely disrupts it. Especially if it's someone that, I would say, thinks they're funny. But if it's someone who wants to be funny. No, but if you have a guest that wants to like... It's Courtney. Yeah.

Yeah. It's funny. I did... Ow, ow, ow, ow, my knee, ow, my knee. Don't touch me. The video games episode. What was that? It was...

Mary. Whatever, I love them both. I love everyone. Fucking Dugan. That was hard. That video game episode. Well, we cut. It was hard.

Also, I wore a sweater at the end of the day. I was sweating like a fucking cracky. And I was so... I hated it so much. Yeah, it just a sweater at the end of the day. I was sweating like a fucking cracky. And I was so... I hated it so much. Yeah, it just... It wasn't them. It just... Nice guy.

Nice guy. They're both super nice. Super nice. But every time we add a person, it just throws off the groove. Yeah. Well, it's like you can't... You know, it's not like Abbott and Costello and, you know, it's just those two. Yeah.

Well... Yeah. Statler and Waldorf. So who is that? The old men from the... Oh, the puppets. Yeah, the Muppets. Well, Statler and Waldorf. So who is that? The old men from the Muppets. Oh, the Muppets. Yeah, the Muppets. Laverne and Shirley.

Did you ever get into the mystery science? Do you think that's where a part of your POV comes from with like talking to the television? I did watch that show. I don't know. I think when I was a little kid, I would just, my mom got me a tape recorder

and I would just tape record shows and I had one it was called tape record the TV no I would just tape record myself

and of course I found these videos me ate sounded just like this young lovely woman did you get the woman voice on the phone

where people thought you were miss whatever that happens to me that happened to me like yesterday I fucking love that because also when I get played i just my voice just actually goes up no i used to work in insurance and i held an insurance meeting and then and apparently i

was rude it was like over a phone call and then they had a meeting and they're like we need to talk um apparently this company called saying that the person this woman named jess this woman named jess was very rude but no one named jess works here and she said it was a very rude woman named jess and i'm like oh well it's jeff she just she auto misgendered at the gig gendered by a colonial woman yes the human well that's great though you had an out she's like i don't know who jess is no but as a kid i always was just recording over and doing fake commercials i love to do fake douche commercials at like 10 and i would make up different flavors because you know how it was always like summers yeah but it's like you know like water and vinegar

and then i'd be like now crab shell and barnacle like and i was like 10 years old i found these i'm like oh my god i'm so funny that is brilliant the women's like product smells get me it's like summer peach yeah or like it's like um hazy autumn yeah it's like so bizarre always always some kind of consumable and yeah yeah a vague yeah it's so weird it's a summer sirloin yeah i think i was just obsessed with feminine products. Yeah. And the whole, basically the female mystique was just a mystery to me.

Also the way female products are marketed. I know that it's now very dated and gross, but it's also mama production, fantasy, creating a narrative. Yeah. Mystery. Yeah. I always complained.

Why the blue liquid when you're testing the maxi, the maxi pad. You can't show blood. Yeah, because it's clinical. It's not visceral. It's like scientific. Can you imagine if there was two pads and just red? Soaked with chunky, chunky, congealed menstrual blood.

There should be no shame. No, there shouldn't. There shouldn't be any shame. It's anti-women. If that was a men's product, we would see the blood. We would see everything. Yeah. And he'd be celebrated. Probably get it. There shouldn't be any shame. It's anti-women. If that was a men's product, we would see the blood. We would see everything. Yeah. And he'd be celebrated.

Probably get it. There'd be a trophy in there somewhere. Do you like when the people follow you on the internet? Evil Jeff? I do, but I'm not like obsessed with it. I've always discovered like if I put stuff like on social media, I get more followers and I'm like, oh, that's great. But it has not inspired me to take.

I also, I don't like documenting myself or my friends or my food. And you have a boyfriend longterm. Yes. Yeah. You guys have been together a long time, right? Almost five years. Wow.

Wow. Good for you. That's wild. We became boyfriends three days before Trump was elected. Oh, wow. So we've just been in this trauma. Forged in the fire.

David and I, our third date was the night Trump was elected. Are you serious? We went to see Hedwig and the Angry Inch at the Pantages, and we walked out and we checked our phones, and then we just kind of killed the vibe. I mean, we still fucked, but. Who was Hedwig? Darren Criss.

Oh, okay. Darren Criss. It was good. How was your sex life with your boyfriend? Great? It's good. It's like, you know, at this point, it's like romantic sex. Yeah.

Not- A lot of whispering. We're open. So we get to have the dirty, nasty, gross sex with other people. Yeah. I think we have the same relationship. Yeah. Same time span. Yeah. That that's great does he love what you do does he think oh it's funny yes he does because i used to do more comedy like pre-pandemic and he would come to all my stand-ups yeah i do stand-up

i would like i did improv like i was on like like main stage teams at like io ucb second second city and he would come to all my shows that was i mean if someone's gonna date if you do comedy and you're dating someone they have to think you're funny or what like i was going through the groundlings and i was dating a guy and he i looked into the audience during my my show to see if i could get into the Sunday company. And he was on his phone eight months. I mean, you have to be aborted. Yeah.

You have to at least get the vibe. You know what I mean? You have to at least get it. Yeah. My boyfriend thinks I'm, I think I'm funny. Thinks other people are funnier, which I think is a great.

Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Great. They can't want them to be obsessed. No, yeah.

They can't be your number one fan. He understands why people like what I do. Yeah. He's like, like what I do. Yeah. He's like, Jinx would do it better. He loves Jinx Batsune. He's like, Jinx would sing it higher and have a better joke at the end. Which is perfect. Perfect.

And he thinks you're great. He doesn't think you hung the moon in the sky. No. Well, like, does your boyfriend think, does he like comedy in general? Yeah. Okay, so he's like. But he's a storyboard artist for DreamWorks. Wow, my God.

So he's a very cartoon Disney. He's like a Disney gay. Oh, God. How do you deal with that? I don't mind Disney. Do you drink? No. Have you seen Disney porns?

I recently watched a few. Disney porns? Pocahontas. Not Pocahontas. Yes, Pocahontas Yes. Cocahontas. Cocahontas. Yeah, yeah. There was the white guy, John Miller or John Peterborough or whatever the guy was, the

colonial life. James Gunn. James Gunn. Was getting DP'd by a trio of Indians. It was gay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Were they Native Americans playing the Native Americans? No, it's a cartoon.

Oh. It's a cartoon. It's like Pocahontas, but Pocahontas or something. Wow. Yeah. It was, I recommend. Would you ever go back to porn? No.

I will say I, the company went under before I got to make my. Dream porn. My dream. Which was what? Well, cause I had made, I always wanted to do a porn version of Mulholland Drive, which I did, which is called Welcome to LA. I've seen. I've seen it. what well because i made i always wanted to do a porn version of moholland drive which i did which is called welcome to la i've seen i've seen it's not like exactly i couldn't go full it's like three parts right it's it's two parts two parts um and each one takes place in a different

neighborhood in los angeles i think um yes i know welcome to la yeah and then every halloween i get to do a different horror movie. Oh. And then I wanted to do the final horror movie. I saw the movie It Follows, and it changed my life. So I wanted to do It Comes. Or It Swallows would be good, too. It Swallows.

Yeah, but I mean, we want fucking. Yeah, we don't just want Swallowing. Also, they don't want Swallowing important. They want to see The Come. They need to see it. Why does it come when they finish in someone? It never happens.

And then it drips out. Or doesn't. You could tell someone's climaxing without seeing the cum. Yeah, or you can fake it. Jeff opened my eyes to the whole phenomenon of faking cum. I had no idea. Yeah, he fucked me and he put that c to fill up my ass and he made me squirt it out no he had a c to fill well no we actually bought there was cum

like cum lube cum lube there's lube that looked just like yeah oh i know i didn't know now i know i look out for it i would do these scenes where i'm like you're gonna pretend like uh-oh oh no i know and then you look at me the cameraman and pretend and then I'll be like what do you do no no no no and then you'll be like oh oh I'm sorry and then I'm like oh no and people be like that's the hottest thing it was so real and I'm like you know what that is too it's how

you need make it best to look natural but it takes makeup to look natural that's the energy yeah Jeff thank you for joining us what a thrill what an insightful journey and what a talent and what a man what a guy i miss the world of wonder building being open because i miss coming in and getting in drag and seeing you i know we get to come down and bother you you guys ever gonna come back june 15th building opens up i i would i would like it if like if

you're shooting i would love to just come down and say hi. Yeah. Do that. But I mean, honestly, um, fuck us. Well, no, no, no.

I'm just saying for them to reset all of the computer stations back up at that. I mean, who knows when they're going to do that again? Yeah. They wilded out with the COVID stuff. It's a mess. They really did.

We were miking ourselves. Yeah. Is there going to be a point where you can sit close together again? I hope so We're both vaccinated Yeah At this point Because I

Even though it's way easier To edit To like Cut you guys out And put you in crazy things I'd like to be able To touch her I mean not sexually

I like it when you Touch each other Yeah yeah yeah And I can tell Our eyesight We don't look like We're looking at someone Two feet away

Yeah You look like you're Seeing someone across Yeah yeah yeah Now the smell Is bad It's been nice to keep that For me and the air conditioning has been really good oh fierce mama it has oscar winning oscar worthy jeff let these whores know where they can follow find you um you can follow me on evil jeff at instagram the evil jeff on twitter

and um and you can listen to i do a podcast called comic book queers if you ever want to Jeff at Instagram, the evil Jeff on Twitter. And, um, and you can listen to, I do a podcast called comic book queers. If you ever want to know whether Wolverine and Spider-Man, if they fucked, if who would be the top and bottom, listen to comic book queers on Spotify,

Apple podcasts, all that shit. I just, I just saw Wolverine fuck Deadpool last night. Where? Yeah. Cartoon cartoon. Where you need.

I'll let you know. I'll let you know. Yes. We'll, we'll post the link in the chat. Where? Yeah. Cartoon. Cartoon. Where you need. I'll let you know. I'll let you know. We'll post the link in the chat. Okay. Okay. Bye.