The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya - RuPaul's Drag Race Season 7 Ep 8: "Cosmic Twins Rising" with Trixie and Katya

Episode Date: September 2, 2025

The stars have spoken and celestial forces have aligned as Trixie and Katya gaze backwards in time through the planetary veil to Episode 8 of RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 7. According to famed Houston Chronicle astrologer and self-proclaimed inventor of tangerines Madame Claire Voyánt, this was the episode where destiny shuffled the queens into roles both triumphant and tragic, their fates written in glitter across the firmament of the universe. As foretold by the primordial deity Uranus, the cosmic portents reveal an eclipse of glamour during the “Conjoined Queens” makeover challenge, where angelic twins were forged from duct tape, desperation, and questionable comedic taste (it was a different time). Stars burned brightly for the triumphant return of Trixie, while others faded into the planetary shadows of elimination, their runway destinies sealed by the fickle hands of fate. Your first great audiobook love story is free when you sign up for a free 30-day trial at https://Audible.com/BALD This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at ⁠https://Betterhelp.com/BALD⁠ and get on your way to being your best self! Visit https://gemini.google/students to learn more about Google Gemini and sign up. Terms apply. Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipsYT⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://trixieandkatyalive.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://workinggirlsbook.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.trixiemotel.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Listen Anywhere! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠   Follow Trixie: Official Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.trixiemattel.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@trixie⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/trixiemattel⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/trixiemattel⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter (X): ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/trixiemattel⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠   Follow Katya: Official Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.welovekatya.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@katya_zamo⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/welovekatya/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/katya_zamo⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Twitter (X): ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/katya_zamo⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠    #TrixieMattel #KatyaZamo #BaldBeautiful Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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You've got it. There was a fly in the studio, you guys. It was truly, it was like, I mean, we have been through a lot, but this fly. This is very, how to train your dragon. It was all over in here. I have full body chills. So I went to Do you know Elliot Glazer?

Yes. Okay. Alana Glazer's brother? Yes. Yeah. So I went to his birthday. He has a pod and I went to his birthday. Oh, the invitation that I didn't get.

Well, I brought cupcakes, $50 cupcakes from that fancy cupcake place, Miss Cupcake, whatever's called. Miss Cupcake big. I don't know. Miss Cupcake side hustle. It was some kind. It was like Miss Cleary's. I don't know what it was. It was, it was Miss Cleo cupcakes.

Wonderful cupcakes. $50, right? Okay, lovely. How many? How many? 50. 12. So you don't want to show up to the gay function with the budget cupcakes.

You want to show up with the artisan cupcakes. Of course. Yeah, you might as well just bring nothing if you're going to bring something shitty. Right. So we show up with the artisan cupcakes and the Moonlight Rollerway. Have you been there? You know, the skating place in L.A.? We can go roller skating.

No. I'm not a good skater, but I'd like to try to go if there's an event. Oh, like roller skating. Yes. Oh. So I go and they go, oh, to carry in any food, it's $25. So here I am with my $75 Cupcakes for the birthday function

There's a food carrying fee Yes, to bring cupcakes for a birthday Why they had to test them for fentanyl? I don't know what was going on. I was like, are you for real? But I already had the $50 cupcake So I was like, well, what's $25 more? At this point, I'm all in.

I'm like one of those people on kitchen nightmares who's like, oh, I'm $250,000 in debt with this business, you know what I mean? But what, so is it a deterrent to bring food so that you purchase food there? I guess. That, you know what? wonderful cupcakes or whatever the fuck you're called. I don't like you. It's fine. I just was like for a

birthday. We're all here. You know, some people are renting skates. How much does it cost to rent skates? That's what I want to know. I don't know. Did you bring your own skates? I have to pay $50 more. I have my own. Oh. That I got sent in the mail for free. And then you don't, they don't give a charge for that though. No. What if you come in your own leotard? Well, that's what I mean? Why can I get free skates in this world? But it's $25 to bring the cupcakes. And what do I do? Leave them in the car because I'm like, hey, I brought you a present, but I cheaped out at the last minute. Yeah. Sorry. Unbelievable. I know. I also found it charming that I would, I guess when you invite people to a birthday that's roller skating, you would be really good at skating.

Not Elliot. Love that. First time. No, it wasn't first time. I guess when someone says, if I brought people to a skating party, it would be like, I'm incredible at skating. And my birthday, I'd like you all to see how good I am. And you wait to like three quarters away through the night and like, okay, go, I'm going to let everybody have it now. Yeah.

And they're all going to be plucked as they leave. Well, there's a dog in here. Who let the dog in? She's very sad. Very sexy. I mean, should we talk about the unit? What unit? I live in a condo. The one on your head? Oh, is that exposed?

I don't know what to say. I don't know either. I'm not. I'm truly at a loss for words. You look incredible. Well, the thing about, I mean, you know, you're funny because you have a lot of success. I mean, we all know that you're the most... I'm funny because I have a lot of success. No, no, no. It's funny because you have a lot of success yet or despite that, you, you know, you're... You cannot even for a minute. Celebrate you. Exactly.

And I mean, I get it. I know. I get it. I mean, maybe I should start charging you $25 when you come in here. I would love that. You want to bring a Red Bull in here? It's $25. If you're a minute late, $30.

Of course. No, yeah, let's talk about her. Funny enough, for the people in the car, let's just, whatever. Fuck you. Right. If they don't know, she has hair today. No, baby, this was, I'm not joking. I'm not joking.

The same cut color and everything with the sides shaved. This was me in the eighth grade. Okay. So Kurt Cobain, right? You look like Durinda Medley. I don't know who that is. She's a housewife. Oh, you too.

Maybe she could never. You look like Bart Simpson on a bender. No, Kurt Cobain. Let's just, let's suspension of disbelief. You look like it. Or the shotgun. It's Miley Bangers era. If she worked at soup plantation.

I'll take that. but so this is my hair in the eighth grade i should you know same exact cut color everything with the sides in the back shaped i went to my mom's hairdresser okay to get a da da da da mary he blew me out like maryland row and i he blew your back out my back out your mother watched with a um blowing with the the the brown brush in the in the um like the the the hair dryer as i'm watching this on furl before me i'm like he's turning me into a faggot he's turning me into a faggot he's turning me into a faggot and I walked out of that salon looking like Marilyn Monroe. Love. Almost cried. But did you also feel a little. No. No, I did not. Like I was not in that.

That was not my tea. That's the last time you had nice hair. Oh yeah. The only time. The only time. But now I'm getting back to my roots. No pun intended. Getting back to your risk. You look great. Thank you. It's real. It's face framing. Um, it does. And also why style it? You know, there's so much going on in the world. I can't help it. Can I say I was just in Europe for two weeks and I always struck with in Europe. I'm struck with long, one-length air-dried hair. Tell me about it. I love her. Love her. Why get layers?

Why get a cut? Why do a style? Why put any product in? Why do it? It's too much going on. We're going to get into drag racing again today, but can I tell you, I also, I was just I had a few days off in London, your favorite place in the world. I was a little incredulous as to that. Well, I would say... That struck me as a surprise. Friday, after my record-breaking 99-degree show.

Oh, oh, oh, 90, people being carried out, carried out. At this point, you know what? I hate to blame the victim, but I'm going to do it. At this point, I feel like you are in cahoots with the enemy. Mary, at this point, I guess who's not touring next year. Y'all can get bibbidi-bobbby-boo to put her wig on because I'm not doing it anymore. I'm going. You can only put Polly Pocket in Easy Bake Oven so many fucking times.

Well, it's actually been my master plan this whole time because now that you're sick and tired of it, I have my unit. I'm ready to get it wet. let's get this unit wet that gets a party started. Let's get this unit wet. Oh my God. Remember a few years ago when all the dry queens had those wet human units? Oh, I hated it.

That's what I felt like this morning. I was like, let me Blair St. Clair this bitch up. If I looked like Blair, St. Clair, rest in peace. If I looked like her, I would say, let's put on the good hair and really just, you know what it gave? Semi-home-made with Sandra Lee.

Because it's like, we're going to take this nice. Shorebock cake and then put shitty frosting. Yeah. And also, we're going to make a cocktail that's all vodka in a little bit of ice. Right. Look at this fucking hair, honey. So I went to see some plays when I was in London. You saw wicked, didn't you?

Okay, here's what I did. And I don't want to be made fun of. And I don't want to be made fun of. No, that's a $30 charge. Monday, I went to see Vanessa Williams and Devil Wars Prada. Ooh, how was that? It was amazing. I've never seen Vanessa perform before.

I've only done the shows with her. Yeah. So, oh my God, she's so beautiful. The show's great. She's a singer, right? She's a singer. Wow. And she's obviously an accomplished musical theater actress.

It was amazing. It was so cool. Then the next day. Wait, wait. Did they have that cool effect with that acrobat did that slow thing down the stairs? No, that's death becomes her. Oh, I'm so stupid. What was this?

What did you? This is devil wears Prada. Oh. Basically the same movie. Same plot. Shut up. Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay. Yeah, wait, wait, wait, hold on.

So Devil Where's Prada. She plays Miranda? Yeah, she's Miranda Priestley in it. How did they make that a musical? call. They took the story and added songs. Surrulian.

It is that. It's not that. No, how did it like sting something? Girl, I don't know. You saw it. It's like how to make it at runway. You know, they take the, in musical theater, you take the points that are like, oh, the characters feel so much that they have to sing.

That's all. Right. I hadn't seen a brand new musical like that. That's pretty new. It's like a year old, I think. That was exciting. She looked incredible. I think Vanessa, I mean, she just is breathtaking.

To listen to, to look at. She knows. Her as Miranda is horny. She opens, you know, when they show Miranda for the first time, she comes up a hole in the stage with the big sunglasses on with the runway magazine. All these fagas in the audience would like fell out. To be fierce if she just kept going up and up and out. Oh, and that's the point.

And you never see her again. That's all. That's all. That's all too many beautiful. She shoots down at like at the bank, one of those tubes. Dyes. Dead. Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. I know of somebody, I won't say who, but I know of somebody who had to send a, you know, Like, you know when you have to send a stool sample for something? What? I just thought about sawing the leg off of a stool and sending that in the mail. That's exactly where my best is the first place. Well, that's what I was going to say. So they're like, this is wood.

We need your shit. They put the poop in one of those things. And it was the type of place where you put it in a tube and it, and the tube opened and the poop went everywhere. Anyway, different story. Yes. I have a song about that. We'll talk about later. So I saw a divorce product.

The next day, I thought, you know what? I'm here in London on the West End. I have four days off. I'm just going to see a bunch of shit. And in New York, I don't feel that much like running around. Well, it's also tough. Like, you can't. It's harder.

I feel like it's harder to get tickets to stuff in New York, no? I mean, the truth is, West End, at least, they also felt like smaller theaters. Because I saw fucking River Dance, as we talked about, right? Saw River Dance. So then I say Divorce Prada, horny. Loved it, incredible. The next night I said, you know what I haven't seen in a long fucking time? Phantom of the fucking opera.

So I went to the fan of the opera on the West End. It's still playing. It's unkillable. Give it up. It's unkillable. It was, like, well, this, was this going to hit the same as when I saw it? I saw the national tour and I was like 15. I was like, is this going to really hit the same? The cockroach of music.

I'm crying. I'm gooning. I loved it. It was so good. Best fan time I've ever seen. The music of the night, I was sobbing. Is it Christine her name? Yeah, Christine.

I'm sobbing. I'm sobbing. My friend hasn't seen it. I'm sobbing after music of the night. And after music of the night, you know, he's like, she's painted and he's over her, like singing her, whatever. The clapping starts, and my friend goes, so what? He's just like a pervert?

I was going to say essay. And I go, honestly? Yes. He's kind of a pervert. He's watching her through mirrors. But through one eye. Yeah, he's kind of a prevert, I guess. But it's different.

He's differently able. Well, once they pulled the mask off, I forgot that it's exposed brain. Oh, no. I thought it was like a slinky eye that came out. No, that would be so crazy. No, the mask comes off and it's exposed brain. Honey, that's not realistic. Christine

That's not a real man That's an animatronic Nobody could ever survive that It was amazing It was so good And then I did see Wicked So whatever Fight me ho

I saw two plays In one day I said you know what We're in the West End Let's fucking see Wicked I haven't seen it Did you see Chicago? No

Why? I don't like Chicago Have you seen it live? I saw it on the West End It's not for me It wasn't for me either Yeah it's not for me Are you telling me

You didn't like the movie Rob Marshall's masterpiece Chicago? The movie's better than what I saw on the stage. Thank you. But I saw Wicked. Wicked was great. Wicked was amazing. Wicked hits every time.

Who played Keanu's character? But let me tell you what happened. I went to the matinee, 2.30 p.m. Okay, that's, that's abusive. So it was high schoolers. It was middle schoolers there. When I tell you, what they needed to show at the intermission of Wicked was your changing body video. Because the stank, the creases, the crevices, the secretions and the oils from the middle school community.

Mama, mama. In the UK. Puberty in the U.K. Puberty. It was the perfect storm. World War III. That's our Normandy. And you know what happened to me?

I went to the bathroom when there's all these kids peeing in there. And I honestly was like, I haven't been in a bathroom with just kids since I was a kid. Everything about that weirded me out. It's very pito.

That's what I mean. I was like, I do as an old, as me, as a gay man, whatever, I don't know. I don't want to be anywhere near kids. Right.

Nowhere near them. I can't be seen because people's minds go to all gay people are creepos. There's nothing about a child that interests me in any way, shape, or form. Even my, I struggle sometimes with my nephews. Right. And I'm, those are my cherished brothers and sisters, lovely children.

Right. Okay, that's family. Right. These fucking stranger kids, ugh. Well, they're all in school uniforms too. And they're like, I'll go to pay. You know, they're British. But that's, that's a smoke screen because you can't tell which ones are the demons.

Right. Well, I'm checking scalps for, they're at the urinal. I'm checking scalps for six six. In lice. Lice. Like, head lice, of course. That for real is like truly nightmarish. It was, and honestly, I sat down for Wicked.

I'm like, all right, no air conditioning. But mind you, I was friccazied alive at my show in London. You were freaking zero live? Frickazirred. Frickaseed to death by heat. What the hell is that? By heat. What does that mean?

Is that a thing that's a cooking thing? Oh, okay. No. I was air fried. Who can we call? So Wicked being like, oh, it's what, 75 degrees in here? Sure. But the kids stank.

Shout out to the kids. It's time for the VHS that says you're changing body. Yeah. Pop it in. Pop it in. mom and dad you know mom and daddy go down to boots number seven yeah you know get some aluminum deodorant absolutely get some aluminum free native native no no no no no not that native shit mama we need the we need the we need the big guns right we to shoot those kids dead get the old spice swag

thank you so then i saw wicked it was great wonderful about my favorite elephant but maybe i've ever seen it was amazing and then what is your favorite part about wicked so i love the stage magic the part where the the wheelchair spins around the part where she flies The part where the magic happens. Oh my God. Well, this is funny because on our way home, well, you weren't on the plane because you stayed. But when we left to go back to the States, I tried, I really put in the effort to watch Wicked the movie. I lasted like 20 minutes.

And I said, I'm sorry to this man, but I just got to turn her off. Although I found Arianne and O'Grande to be particularly charming. Okay. When she does the bubble, she's like, or whatever in the middle. I was like, it's just when they started singing, I was like, oh, congratulations, all of you, incredible job. beautiful talents, amazing movie. It's not for me. Well, everything's not for everyone.

And that's okay. But I watched dangerous liaisons instead, the 1988 smash hit with Michelle Pfeiffer, John Malkovich and Glenn Close. That's perfect for you. Baby, you gotta get into that movie. Okay. She takes a wicked, puts her in the trash.

And so then, wait, so how is, like, what else from the stage show? What was, like, besides the magic? I like the flying. I love the singing. I love the music. Devying gravity. Yeah, Stephen Schwartz eats.

It's great. So then I thought, okay, in the evening, you know Michelle Collins? Yes. It was her birthday. So I was like, what do you want to do for your birthday? And she was in London. And she said, honestly, I saw Oliver. And she was like, I know it sounds crazy, but it's like the best production I've ever seen.

And I said, is that Oliver Twist? Yes. Oh. Like food glorious food. And I have some more. Yes, that. And I said, okay, I'll take you to see Oliver. So Michelle's the type of girl who we go to a restaurant.

She wants to pick the table. She wants to see every table in the room and go, I want that one. right she's selective but i buy the seats discerning discerning yeah i buy third row seats which i know for some people's too close but i thought third row's okay that's perfect i would say right the speakers are right on the end and i got michelle an nc because i know she also likes to feel like she can escape any moment you know same but the speakers right here it's so loud i'm the phantom of the opera this part of my face has been blown off Like, the music is so loud that I'm, it's sensory overload.

It's all these like, you know, British people in musicals been like, I love, I'm open the mold. You know, and the music is screaming. And I'm gripping the seat like this, like almost like one of those. Like, you got diarrhea. No, like an ad for like a giant JBL speaker where my hair is being blown back. Or that classic Maxel ad. You know that one?

Yeah. But wait. But it was the best production I've ever seen. Oliver on the West End was the best thing I've ever seen. pull up but say it again it was the best thing i've ever seen on stage good job oliver it was amazing anyway well you know what you need to get into the opera because i haven't experienced it myself but i've heard that this is how they do it because they use their they don't use amplification those horrors they there's no speakers right isn't that true i don't know actually yeah i think that they just

project that's the whole point in their thing like in the theater the acoustics are built for just Like, they don't have a JBL speaker. I haven't enjoyed opera in the past. I've probably seen five or six, and it's not for me, I think. I would probably agree maybe like the costumes I would totally get into her, the staging. But I always took umbrage with that part in pretty woman where that the low-class hooker is like moved by Puccini. I'm like, or where? Right.

She gives tears to her eyes at the opera. I got married in Italy. Who else got married in Italy? Who sang at my wedding? Andrea Bichelli. Wait, we got to talk about I go out of my way to find these things That not like everybody has

Yeah, and she copies me And she copies me I think that she should die And I want to be the one who kills her It's her younger sister, I was born And then what did she do? She was born She has, who's vagina did I emerge from?

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tweens. Oh, that's what we're on? Twins. Tween. We got conjoined to it would be so weird. Oh my God. Grown men. Could you imagine doing a conjoined challenge

with like a child? Sadly, I can. No. No. I thought this was a fabulous episode. And I really applaud. You know what? I think season seven for all the shit that it gets,

you know, I think they really did have some ingenious challenge. This being one of them. This is one of the, this is one of the only. The only best episodes of the season. Yeah. And also because, you know why? Because the makeover episodes often introduce characters that we don't give a shit about.

Right. Strangers, who cares? Who cares, you know? Veterans, who cares? You know, like, ghosts from the path, whatever. Yeah. Family, get out of here. Yeah.

We want the people to come back that we already know. I would rather see Tempest du jour instead of like. Abraham Lincoln. Tyler Oakley. Yes. Thank you. You know, and no offense to Tyler Oakley. No.

We're often getting somewhere where like, oh. Or like some random. guy. Some guy, truly some guy. Like a firefighter. Like, good for you, but what? Yeah. These are women, and sometimes it's like, these are women who are veterans, who are mothers.

Right. Who are bad, yeah. Survivors of domestic abuse. Yeah, it's very like, drag you. So, you're ready to get fierce. Yeah. So what happened? You know, it's like, I'm, wait, hold on.

Is this, is this not natural looking? I think to them, the people listening. That lace looks really good. For the people in their car, they're like, man, it would be better work. For the people just in the car, your hairline's incredible. Well, you know what it is so big. It is, it's a bit as a plastic cap. You look like you sell pills at a high school football game.

That is so tea. That's a huge, that's a sum of our of tea. Girl, you look like you're at a high school football game selling pills. And what are it? Okay, go ahead. So the episode opens with a mini challenge where we have Latrice, who's gone to jail, come dress as a bailiff for a jail person? This is a little tasteless.

Well, she was, this is a reprise of her Get This Nuts Out of My Face character. Also, just, like, who's been a prison? Get the big black bitch in here. It's like crazy to me. I don't think it was her doing her Get the Nuts Out of My Face character. I guess.

But also, you guys dressing up like you've been in prison in front of someone who has been in prison. I don't know. The taste level was a little on the floor. I feel like, but you know, it's drag race, whatever. I don't know. So you guys have a small amount of time

to make over yourselves into imprisoned women? Oh, yeah. You know, and I filled out the questionnaire wrong and read it wrong. Like, I, what I would meant to say was, um, my name. I was like, you're supposed to put your actual name. You were proficient in Excel.

Yeah, you know, you were kind of like a job application. My name was supposed to be pussy diet as like a pun on pussy riot. Like jail, lesbo, do you know what I mean? And then she read pussycat. I was like, can you not read? Maybe my handwriting was bad. But, um, yeah. And I got, I was in the clink for smuggling glee and Michelle Club.

I was in, um, the clink for smuggling geese side of the Ukraine. And that was just, it just gave me an opportunity to wear that my cat's outfit. Andrew, Andrew Lloyd Weber, thank you. Oh my God. It was fun challenge. Well, Latrice comes in and you say she's like Sharon Stone, but fat and black. I stand by those words. I still, Mary, I, I, why is my, why am I wearing that blazer?

I need you to tell me. I love it. You know what? You know, I'm goth, like in my heart. But you know what it's good for when you are the tour manager for Tegan and Sarah? Or the Wiggles. Or the Wiggles. I'm the agent for the Wiggles.

Tiga to Sarah starring in The Wiggles. So. I'm the booking agent for the Wiggles. I love many challenges like this. I love Quick Drag on Drag Race. It's one of the best things about drag race. And you always excel at it. Because it's no stakes.

When I see a stake, I run. Right. But if there's no stakes, I thrive. Whenever we get to see one of your 15-minute, like, drag characters, we're excited. You know what I mean? The tape one from this. Yeah. The tape one.

It's good. So, fame says, uh, Sam says, uh, farm, her stomach says farm life instead of thug life. Who's? Miss fame. Oh my. Oh, she looked so scary. She looked like, she looked like Christopher Lloyd and Dennis the menace. No, it was actually terrifying.

No, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, World Dallas Buyers Club. It was so fucking crazy. You are really going outside of your comfort zone and I'm uncomfortable. She looked crazy. She's so crazy. And for fame to look ugly. It's a big step.

Huge for her. And she never does that. But she is good at acting a fool. Because she is a fool. She's not. Yeah. That's the rub with fame. Yeah.

She's a fool. You quickly realized upon meeting her, there's like, oh, this lady is nuts. She is a wacko. Do you remember how you came up with that character on the flight? You just pick something. well no because I just I had my little my little face mask with the pom-poms and I was like I gotta use this

right you know you bring stuff I don't know if we had to see it it's like I'm like a Native American and that I use all the parts of the body and yeah you're like a Native American do you know what I mean when I bring it I don't want to bring something and not use it you don't get there's a limit on that suitcase right so I had this great lovely thing I was like I'm not going to

use it on a redway here's the perfect chance well that's how I feel when I'm on drag race and I have like my Victoria's Secret like backpacks with wings and stuff I got to use them. That lingerie, that come and hit their lingerie. The lingerie, the agent P.

So I love a comedic prison system moment. Kennedy wins the mini challenge. Which, again, stereotyping, profiling. I just am always like, the mini challenges are fun to me because the winner could be anyone.

It could be anyone. And if, like, let's, how the sausage is made, everybody, we all know, the winner of the mini challenge

is to set up the, right, the drama. Right. It's not, oh, an objective criteria is used to discover the,

the winner. it's like okay we're gonna start some shit with her right you know what I mean sometimes it is a real game though well you on all stars too our our little ball golf thing girl that was so fucking horrible it took forever but as a viewer I as a viewer you saw the edit but in the moment we were like oh my god it literally took like two hours it on camera I loved it I thought it was a funny show anything anytime things get physical in workroom I think it's funny I think they should do a lot more like wow lacky physical obstacle challenge like things.

You know what I mean? Like pignatas and stuff. Well, on traitors and all those shows, they get to do fun obstacle courses. That's what I'm saying. Drag race if it was a little bit Ninja Warrior?

I would, that would, I would die to go back. I would die to go back if it was more wacko, jacko kind of like, really like, don't even bring drag.

It's drag race, but we're just doing log rolls and like we're going kayaking today. We're bringing this. Yeah. Maybe I do a braid in the front with a bead. That's my big.

Yeah, or maybe don't wear it. So somebody's going to come back. What did you think would happen? I actually, you know, in the moment I was so wrapped up in my brown teeth. I don't even remember. I don't even remember. I'll tell you from my point of view when I left. Yeah, what did they have you do, wait in a barn or something?

I went home for a week. And they said, keep your bags back because you're coming back. We can't tell you anything else. And I said, okay. But didn't they keep some people? Okay, so Candy Ho lived in Puerto Rico. Candy Ho went home fifth. Maybe fifth, yeah.

And she waited from episode five to eight. She was like for two weeks in a hotel room. And maybe it was not the four seasons, nor was it the Ritz. It was the Beverly Garland. It was the Beverly Garland where the big draw was cable TV. Right. Not even a pool. They wouldn't even let the bitch outside.

Yeah, they wouldn't take us to the pool. Mary, if you're going to sequester me, I'd better be at the Ritz or the four seasons. They only take me the gym for 30 minutes, which I really resented. Although they let me smoke as many times I want. That's what I'm saying. You know, though, that's the power personality. Mama. I made them all my friends. I know what. I'm a woman who knows what I want. I know how to get it. Right. What do you call that? Coercion?

You call it being nice. Right. So I knew that I was coming back and when all these other girls were there, I was like, what's happening? Because I don't think there'd ever been anything where we all come back. And didn't, did you mention that you saw a little RuPaul video after you packed your shit up? No. Oh. No, no, no, no, no, I didn't.

I didn't. No, I didn't see that. Oh, that was in All-Stars. That was an all-stars. So I walk in first and I assumed at the time it was because. If the viewer sees me come in first, they go, oh, we thought you would be back. Because you were just there. So then when Tempice comes next, it's like, what's happening?

Yeah. Yeah. Then Tiffany Haddish comes out. Well, the last person went home was Max. So Max didn't even miss an episode, really. She was in Drag Race the next day. She had a going to live on the day before. Now, that was fierce because she could have won with that logic.

Yeah. I'm thinking as a person who's like hanging on by a thread at this point, I'm like, well, nobody who's missed three episodes is going to win the show. Can I say, maybe it's because I've been brought back. I think if Rupal brings you back, you should be able to win. Yeah, but it's, no, I don't think so. I mean, what if you're safe for two weeks? Who fucking cares what you did?

No, no, no. Is it better to not be there? Because then you can say, well, I would have done a better job on that challenge. Mary, I don't know. If I'm, if I'm a secretary general of the army or whatever the fuck, and you, like, go home, you take a leave of absence for three weeks and you're not in the trenches. I'm not giving you a purple heart. I don't know.

What's the point of bringing people back then? Drama. It's for the viewer. I guess. I think we should take it seriously. If somebody comes back and turns it, not that you should act as if. But if somebody comes back and turns it,

they should be able to win, I think. I agree with you. Or they should be able to, yeah, they should act as if they are able to win. My favorite thing on Drag Race was when someone comes back and people are mad at the person. Like it was their idea.

Why don't you go tell RuPaul? When you're on the runway, why don't you have a moment to tell RuPaul that you don't like it? And in general, it's hysterical like you eliminated. You killed my friend. Right. You killed my friend. And how dare you kill my friend?

And then resuscitated her, which I hate. And then killed her again. And then killed her. No, but like, women of the hour. Choke her out, resuscitator. Why did they blame the contestant when it's clearly Rupal and the producers and the judges who make the, who pull the trigger? Thank you. Follow the smoke.

There's the gun. Thank you. It's like, I just work here. Thank you. You know, we're all getting our stunning $150 a day. We all have our plastic hairlines. We all have our plastic bag hairlines. Bank more oncores when you switch to a Scotia Bank banking package.

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Hey, happens to the best of us. Enjoy some goldfish cheddar crackers. Goldfish have short memories. Be like goldfish. The first, okay, all the groups get grouped up. You get Kasha Davis. How did you feel about that when it happened? I felt fine.

Okay. I like her. You know, I love her, so it was easy. It wasn't my first choice or my second or third. No, I'm just kidding. Because I was a talking here where you said this hag needs to go to rehab. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.

I was just talking about myself. Oh, it was her talking about you. You girls saying, see you there, you know. See you at summer camp. See it promises. See you in my... Exactly. Hates it.

So we get Tempest and Jaden, which I love. Ebony and Ivory. I mean, polar opposites. Couldn't find a pair more diametrically opposed. It's the Sears Tower and the Bean. You know what I mean? It's very... It's twins.

It's Danny DeVito, Winarno Switzerland. Yes, it's very that. Which is, that can work. It can work. It can really work. We get Ginger and Sasha, I believe. Yeah. I get Pearl, which is, I mean.

Which is fine. Love that. Like, cut to the thing. You guys is, well. Yeah, she does a great job. Candy Ho and Fame, the sleeper cell hit. They did a good job. Baby.

Max and Violet. We will get there, but Max and Violet ate too. But I'm telling you the way that Fame took Candy's face and beat her with a bat of beauty. Not to say that she wasn't beautiful to begin with. Of course she was. Right. Unrecognized. She knows how to Hannibal Lecter her face

right onto somebody else's so well. Candy was in the she was in the witness protection program. She got different fingerprints. She was Shandy. She put in fake teeth like Mrs. Doubtfire. Shandy Crow. She was Shandy Crow.

Shandy Crow. So fucking good. Can I ask a real question? If we're talking about things on drag race that wouldn't fly, do you like how I just did this? I love that. You were going with the wig on and I'm like,

um, things on dragress that wouldn't fly today. I feel like we're in a world where we get made fun of by conservatives about how much we rip into each other for like who's the most woke. We're constantly doing the woke awards on the left. Could you do conjoint today?

I think so. Like I actually am like, would people it mad? I don't know. You could do it. I think the real hot water is when you call it Siamese. Right. You know what I mean?

Like that kind of. But also a runway that's a, that's about a birth defect. You know, like I don't know if people can do it today. I don't know. I'm not. Maybe it would give. Which makes me sad because it's a wonderful runway idea.

And I don't, yeah, of course, it's for comedic value. It's, um, I love it. I love this challenge. I don't know. It's a good question. At the time, I thought, what a brilliant idea. And if anybody is conjoined, um, please comment below. I, I love this runway.

And what I liked about this runway is a fault, okay, to me, conjoined is a starting point. And then you get to go creatively. Why? Who are they? Yeah. And where? Yes. You get some horrors.

You get some wine. Ladies, which I get some. I like the storytelling. Me too. And I love the aesthetic choices are really fun. And there's like a lot of options. Me and Kasha picked a very um, um, athletic kind of, um, logistically different, difficult. It was very like, um, sexy. Cotex human centipede. Mm. Hmm. Human vaginipede. Yeah. Actually, funny, fun, uh, I was a, I do, I used to draw like things in the hotel to slip to the, the P.A. I remember. Human Vigina Pede was one of them. Human Vagina Pede. Look it up.

I received some of them. Did you? Oh, yeah. Legs open. Always legs open. Always a pussy. And always nipples and always smiling. That's the blueprint.

That's the blueprint. You guys weren't stuck with who you were partnered with. Who would you choose? Oh, great. I think we could have done a good job. I think we would have done a great job. However, I would have struggled with, I, you know, I'm not a great makeup artist. I think what Pearl did.

Did you do your makeup? Pearl did the hair and makeup and I made the outfit. You guys. So late. She did a great job. Salate. And it was such a fun, funny, perfectly executed concept. It was so great.

It was like the moment you're on, the runway was like, it was like so clear and fabulous. Yeah, we were standing there. And I mean, we can get to it. But I remember getting her and feeling like, you know, I hadn't seen her since I was eliminated. And Pearl and I still are friends. And it was, it's emo to get eliminated from your friend. And she was like, you know, what if you? we do like a toddlers and tear.

I think I said toddlers and tiaras. And we basically attach the idea of there's always the ugly twin or pretty twin. And then toddlers and tiaras. It was like, oh, we're like, what about little stage princesses where one of them is, wants to be a pageant girl and the other ones just along for the ride. I would love to have, it was perfect. I would want to pick. I would have preferred to be picked by fame or.

Yeah. Oh, you guys could have done a great job. I was just, she went on to pay my face years later, but I would just, she is so She really is. God, she just puts her face right on yours. She absolutely turns it. Like candy? I'm telling you, she was, you would not have been able to tell who that was.

Candy. She looked really pretty. She looked really pretty. I didn't love the concept, honestly. I think the plastic surgery thing was, it was tired and played out. A little toothless. Like, obviously it's not drag risk today, but like once Gottmick did the top surgery runway, all the plastic surgery shit is shut down.

Hang it up. Hang it up. It's over. That was the period. Yeah. Kennedy says Kennedy says I'm talking head about Violet

we don't need to see how small you can make your waist every challenge which is really fucking fierce because I think Violet's like what if we are cinched twins

and Kennedy I guess is mad about that I mean I love it Kennedy is the star of this shit she really she's the unfiltered conscience

of that she don't give up fuck she's not impressed no and she's not she has had no she had no qualms about saying what's on her. I know. She's so fucking funny. She's crazy. So there's these, they do this thing that is incredibly cruel, but incredibly hilarious, where fame is talking and

they do a montage of her talking. And they make her look long-winded. I think it's in her interview and she's, yes. It's just talking, talking. And that is how fame is. But the edit is so, but it was so deserved at that point, because you have to realize people at home, if something is, it seems a little played out on the show, baby, that's the edit. Yeah. So in reality, we have been over it for weeks. Yes. You know what I mean?

Bob and I were just talking about this this morning because we were, Bob and I were talking about that moment between, have you seen that moment between Mr. Azabal Brooks and Aja? And Bob said, I just did this morning. Viewers at home don't know. If something's awkward on TV,

it's 10 times worse in person. When Alaska said stunning on All Stars 2, Mama, you thought she said it four times? 400 times. It was just like, shut up. Yeah. Just shut up.

Crazy. And it's, yeah. Shut up, bitch. Shut up, you ugly, skinny, fat bitch. Right. You skinny fat bitch. You skinny fat, ho. No, but yeah, you got to realize when things are like, like you just said, we get

the concentrated juice version, but it's the full fat when we're experiencing it. It's really hit. Yeah. Also, we start to get fame. How's your head? Oh, God. Now, you know what? I think this is a little unfair.

Do you know who else wouldn't have got that? Everybody. I love Alvara and I wouldn't have got that. Everybody. And it's like, I was like, you know, I think it's a little bit cruel. Not cruel, but it was a little, like, mean, bully, like bully, bully. Yes. And also, Paul refuses to accept that other people are not the same.

As culturally literate, as a 65-year-old pop genius. Right. What the fuck? So Rupal is talking to these 17-year-old's drag race. Like, what do you mean you don't know who the Wright brothers are? Yeah. The miracle of flight? You don't know Shaka Khan's B-sides and all of them?

Like, what do you? Who are you? You're not an American. Right. I love that. Rupal taking away people's security, social security numbers. You're out of here. It's like, you don't know Taylor.

Dane's birthday? Rupal should be administering citizenship tests. I know. You know, green card. Yes. You know, and I did, I was like, although, and you know what? To her credit, nobody in the workroom was like, hey, girl, she's talking about Alvira. Just say, haven't had any complaints.

Right. You know, but she just makes a mockery of her. And it's like, Roo, you know, she doesn't know it. And she's never going to know it. Also, I'm not saying this is a bad season, but you know what's bad when this is a running joke. It's not funny that she. That she doesn't get it. It's not funny.

Because I'm telling you half of the viewers don't get it either. That's what I'm saying. How's your head? Haven't had any complaints. I mean, that movie is so fun, though. Of Ira Mysterious of the Dark.

Oh, yeah. So good. The part where she's doing the renovation and she's showing her butt and she goes, just grab a tool and start whacking. So stupid.

You know, it gives me that Terry Hatcher and so just like, you have beautiful eyes. They're nothing compared to my tits. Also love that. Also love that. Oh, this is,

I noticed this is you working with Kasha. The last time you did this, was the Despys when it didn't go well. Did you think about that or no? Yeah. And to be honest, like, I don't know. She didn't fuck up in the despis. I'm sorry.

Right. She stumbled one word. Right. Give me a break. Give me a break. Yeah, we weren't that funny. I mean, we weren't terrible. That one stumble or your wig.

Thank you. To be T, T, T, T, T, T. I could have very well have been said. Mary, if it hadn't been for my little one line thing that cracked grew up, I would have gone home that episode. Right. A hundred percent. Probably killed.

Yeah, and shit on. No, Well, Paul would have gone on top of you in hot shit wet diarrhea into your mouth. And then a double barrel shotgun into my hot carl. Shitty mouth. Who's wet Carl? It's a runny shit. He's wet Carl.

Wet Carl. As far as, so we don't get to see much of us getting ready for the runway because there's so many runways to get through. So we kind of cut from us pairing up to the runways. So there's not a lot of like, hey, you have AIDS, right? There's not a lot of storylines. Yeah. I wrote, I just Rupo, I wrote, Rupal does it again. Rupal looks better this season.

Girl! RuPaul looks so fucking good. Mama, it is... She looks fucking great. I... Touchable. The thing about it is... And I just watched this morning, the episode...

Last night, rather, the... And we'll get to this, but I just have to say very quickly, her makeup in the fucking dance... Prince and Queens, it is... Serious. It is a... It is... Take off that fucking ugly-ass Mona Lisa,

that shit-ass Mona Lisa painting in the Louvre and put up a fucking Polaroid of her face from that Prans and Queen. The makeup is just... It's unreal. It's absolute 100% fucking fine art. And she has every piece of hair she wears. All of her makeup is she's so stamped and it's so perfect.

It's crazy. Yeah. It's crazy. Shout to Matthew Anderson. It's a great makeup job. Matthew Anderson is a fucking... The hair too. The hair.

In contrast, whoever does your hair is doing a fine, great job. They're all doing wonderful job. I'm just appreciating a different style. Yes. This is, for me, this is the quintessential. Season 7, Rupal, hair and makeup and costumes. It's amazing. It's the pinnacle.

It's amazing. She fucking goes on that runway, seven feet tall, and does fucking shits, bloody, like, bloody shit and shoots, wet shit. It's like a t-shirt cannon, except there ain't no T-shirts. It's shit. It's all shit. And Michelle just lays it with her mouth over. just takes it right yeah she opens up her breasts yeah opens up her hilarious ross matthews goes like oh but she's had you know it's that and it's gobble gobble it's gobble it's no but for real though

it is like it's it's literally breathtaking it's literally breathtaking it's literally breathtaking baby it's not standing in front of a white loaf right she's got those beautiful vental i mean they're all synthetic yeah the color too she's wearing this like almost gold blonde a lot of the golden very pretty and a lot of that maryland style that could be very like doughty mama It's so sexy on her. Yeah. Fuck. Yeah.

It's serious. We also get me telling, I mean, I forgot that even talked about this on television, but I talk about my relationship with my stepdad. Obviously, that response, people like that level. In my experience, when you're that level open with the audience, usually never backfires. People can tell when you're being. But I can't believe now, thinking back at 24, I went on TV and talked about that. Well, you were trying to manipulate them into keeping you. Let's just call a spade a spade.

I'm just kidding. I mean, I do remember probably coming back and thinking like, this story producers are asking about this. Maybe they need, you know. Well, no, but you are very vulnerable. And you're not like a, you're not a fake person. No.

And also my primary abuser died of alcohol. So I don't have to worry about him watching that on television. He's long gone. So in a way, it was like, I probably have more freedom than most people who've been abused by their parent. You know, because I'm like, who is going to check me? Yeah. Not that dead ass. Right.

Dead ass. But I couldn't believe I had talked. about that. And I did get my drag name from that, which I kind of forget about now. So I guess that's interesting. It is. Anyway, I mean, it's heartbreaking. It's sad. That's what I mean watching. I'm like, 24 old me is just dumb enough that I would never talk about that really now. You're a child. I know. You were a tiny little teeny tiny little tween. Right. Hadn even talking about puberty. I didn't even have my period. I didn't even have my period. I don't even have a puberty. Where was she? Right. I loved being with Kasha, but it was a physical

stress. Oh my God. It was like we were the whole day. So that's what people don't know. We were stuck to. Pearl and I were stitched into that thing. Yeah, but side by side, me and her were like, we had to start. I also, Jasmine and Kennedy.

It was so great. So low effort. It was so like. No, they said something like, it says no one ever told me to hold my head up. I don't know what that means. The judges, do you know what it is? Yeah, that Kennedy was talking about how. Jasmine said that to it.

Like that no one's told No one's told Jasmine Oh yeah this was so moving Kennedy's talking about how I told Jasmine to hold her head up And she told me no one's even told her that before Oh my God That's like give me a full body chill

Jasmine Hold your fucking head up Yeah Get it out of the toilet bitch Get out of the kid I mean that just made me I mean that's beautiful You know

That's beautiful and they are really good friends And their their friendship is actually so wholesome They really like each other Yeah and also it was like It started up so like The opposite of bitchy and kunti where she was like it was like that moment of jubilant joy to see kennedy someone she admired in the workroom and it was like oh this is different yeah this is a different

fun energy to have that never happened anymore no never and i don't think it ever had happened i think it happens like when court like when someone's really famous and then does drag race but that doesn't really happen anymore no and also it was just like really jasmine is just so like she's like an antidote to so much bullshit she is like so in a weird way she doesn't really belong on drag rice in that way no she doesn't at all because she's not Not a good, she's, she's one of those like unstoppable forces unless you try to put her in a box. Right. You know what I mean?

Completely. Yeah. Um, I also completely forgot that Leon Rhymes is in this episode. Completely forgot. Homewrecker. Homewrecker. She's the judge. And Nelson Ellis is there who died.

Okay. So, love love love. Rest, rest, rest, rest, in peace. But this is, maybe I shouldn't speak ill of the dead. But I'm what. You didn't like his critiques, did you? Well, here's the thing. I think he was having a very troubling day.

I'm not sure if you remember he was barely awake the whole time Yes I do remember his critiques being very positive And I hadn't seen True Blood at the time But since I've watched True Blood I'm like I love him I was struck by I was like he was so not Lafayette I was like holy shit that's a good fucking actor

You're an actor yes a good fucking actor He's not he wasn't like honey you It was like oh this is a man here Unrecognizable yeah unrecognizable I think so rest in peace Leanne Rhymes you know what you did I wrote Candy looks amazing I've talked about that

Jasmine and Kennedy do look like a mirror image of each other which I can appreciate The dress and the hair They look exactly Which I think at the time I didn't appreciate it

Now on TV I'm like Because to me You know me A gown doesn't cut it The same No a gown doesn't cut it What do you mean? Where's the story?

Oh sure sure sure sure Yeah yeah What's the team But I do like that they do look like twins Yeah They did great job Who did the paint Kennedy

Probably Kennedy Yeah Violet and Max are amazing It's a cool outfit I didn't care for it that much Sasha and Ginger have no nipples Just the breast I didn't love that one

I didn't love the breast I like how bad it was It was very Selma Blair in that pecker It was very boo-booboo like Poopi-Doopy It's like a funny outfit to wear To like a night showing of rocky horror

Yeah It's weird to go on the runway Shitty Halloween And then they're walking the runway Sideway sidestepping You don't like that I wrote that you were amazing Well

And Pearl and I ate You guys like tore the shit up. You really took a huge giant dump on that stage and we all slipped through it. Shitty. Well, I remember the, I'm watching and there's a part where they zoom in and I paused it. I'm looking at the head gear and I'm like, I made that. It's

so, it's so, and also it's so like everything about it, like the texture, the color, the story. It was like so perfect. Yeah. I really loved She did a great job with the makeup. Let's just get what we will say y'all did not make those outfits. They were pre-made. The outfits were

well, they gave us all those dresses on rack. Yes, they did. And all we did was cut them together and stitch them together. I cut a hole down the thing and then cut the skirt off. And the skirt, we safety pin, all that tool, just safety pin it. Well, I would love to point out that I did a lot of sewing. Well, I would love to point out that it did not pay off. I sewed all that trim.

Oh, so I brought wire to drag race. I don't ask me why. I was like, I bet what if I have to wire something? I don't know. I brought a spool of wire. We got to do it. Like I'm going to the hunger games or some shit. We're going to be doing electronics

I know I bought a spool wired from the hardware store Because I thought I could use it Building a garment I thought like what if I Trying to make something And I just need to like add structure to something Well Jasmine brought bread Jasmine brought bread so

And then I took you know when you make You know those Emery boards I cut that in half to make each of the thing here Brilliant Brilliant And I took two paper clips Molded that to the shape of my teeth And I took beads from friendship bracelets

And hot glued them to line up with my teeth and then super glued them to my teeth. They were really stuck in my mouth. No wonder you needed veneers. But it looks like braces. It looks perfect. It was amazing. I think if I had the veneers,

I would have been too scared to fuck the teeth up. But at the time, I was kind of desperate. And I honestly was like, I wanted to come back. It was so deserved. I just wrote, we were, people don't realize we were stuck together all day. The whole day. We were stuck together all fucking day.

The body heat of like me and Pearl rubbing. Yeah. And Kasha has a huge cause. Well In mine's so tiny Sorry, it just It migrated Well, you have a pussy

You had your vaginal pals issues You're fucking you really When you think about it If you really stop to think When you really stop to think I'd full body chills I also I mean Pearl did a great job

On the hair and makeup I wrote Kasha and Katia can't walk You can barely walk in that outfit Streted Right Strut pout let it out That's what you want from women Streaks in the toilet

And I just wrote Sorry, Ginger and Sasha look awful. Yeah, they look terrible. I hate the hairspray hair bump. It was so bottom deserved. Yeah, they really, really fought for that bottom spot. Look awful. Not their best idea.

Although such a fucking, when Ginger's in the bottom, she really lets you have some entertainment. I'll tell you that. She do. She really does. She's not, you can never, you can accuse her of many things. Being a boring performer is not one of them. No, Ginger is honestly, we're about halfway through now. Rewatching this season has just made.

be really, I think the top three was the right top three. Oh, yeah. 100%. And Ginger's amazing at Drag Race. She's good at challenges. I know we haven't talked about John Waters yet, but when we do, baby. She's good at Drag Race. Yeah.

Well, she's good at Drag. She's good at the challenges. Ginger's, well, we'll get to it. But, yeah. Yeah. She's amazing. This suck, though, because she can't sew. Neither can Sasha.

And Sasha's a really nice person, but she's not a huge personality. Well, she hadn't find her calling it, which is showing her big back fucking ass so that I can stroke it. All right. Next episode, we are going to be going into the John Water Challenge. The reading challenge is next. It's going to get hot. Oh, God. That's right.

And the next episode, we're actually going to do two episodes. We're going to do John Waters and we're going to do Prince and Queens. Okay. So get ready. Strap on your plastic hairlines and get ready. We didn't even see it gets eliminated. Jaden goes home. Oh, right.

Jaden goes home. really had a disadvantage I felt like you know and also because I think you know you just think logically oh the the likelihood of the person who went on first coming back this late in the game is probably pretty low I do feel bad that I do feel bad this one put them together you no who put them Kennedy the winner of the challenge I believe um I do feel bad that both times a costume professor was on drag race she had to sew and was eliminated yeah that feels bad I know also I feel because Temp is went home first. I almost, if it wasn't me, was like, wouldn't it be great if Tempice got another day on drag race? That would be cool. Because on AllStars, when someone came back, it was Morgan who went home first. So I've been

there when someone who has missed six episodes comes back. And what was the vibe? It's like, girl, what are you doing here? Get out of here. It was like, you better walk on water, hoe. Yeah, because you better make RuPaul look like a dog. And also it's like, try your best, baby. But she had missed, Morgan had missed six challenges.

Like, Tempest would have missed seven weeks of drag race. Yeah, they'd be like, what was your name again? Yeah. So I don't know. That would have been kind of odd. But anyway,

we'll see you next week on sibling rivalry. Sibling rivalry. Goodbye. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Last thing. Sound off in the comments about my plastic hair line.

Yeah, sound off in the comments about the plastic. How much bone are you got? Let's take all this good human hair and sew it to some saran wrap. Thank you. Bye. Bye.

Thank you.