The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya - Scarlet Envy's Mapquest to Fire Island with Katya

Episode Date: August 27, 2024

It's almost Labor Day Weekend and I know what you're thinking to yourself: I need a sun-soaked, sand-covered gay resort town and I need it RIGHT NOW. Well, you're in luck. Scarlet Envy would like you to know that if you've never been to Fire Island, getting there is half the fun. What you're gonna want to do is take the Long Island Rail Road to Sayville, then a shuttle bus to a 30-minute ferry ride, and then you're going to have to walk that perky little ass because there are no cars on the island; just wooden boardwalks and shirtless hunks pulling little red wagons full of groceries, poppers, and lube. And while you're visiting, don't miss the small strip of forest lovingly known as the "Meat Rack". While there is no barbeque served at the Meat Rack, sausage is most assuredly on the menu. Happy Summering! You gotta check out the new softside luggage from Away! Head on over to https://awaytravel.com/bald to see the amazing new softside luggage that will change your life forever! To get Mint Mobile's new customer offer and your new 3-month premium wireless plan for just $15 a month, go to https://MintMobile.com/BALD FX's English Teacher premieres September 2nd on FX! Stream on Hulu! And keep an eye out for a special appearance by none other than Trixie Mattel!!! https://www.fxnetworks.com/shows/english-teacher This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://BetterHelp.com/BALD and get on your way to being your best self! Follow Scarlet: @ScarletEnvy Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Give it up for Scarlett Envy. Thank you, friends. Thank you, everyone. Now, we were just talking about shaving our feet and toes. We were. Yeah. There's a particular level of indignity in drag when you're like, oh, I didn't shave my knuckles. True. It's like shaving my knuckles.

In the shower, honey, I'll be right there. I'm just shaving my knuckles. It's so depressing. You gotta love starting with hairy hands. You know, we're gonna jump off there. I think you lost a nail. I know I did. I know I did nail i know okay everyone here we are we're just gonna we're just gonna address the elephant in the room is this my camera here yes okay here there you go the hairy knuckled non-nailed finger

uh yeah i did i shaved my hands for you good for good for you oh those are nice to like an ombre ombre do you have to file the tips for the. Oh, those are nice. They're like an ombre. Ombre. Do you have to file the tips for the people who are in their cars right now? We're talking about her fingernails. Yes. I have a fresh, almost fresh. Okay.

99% manicure for you. And it's an ombre. Yes, it is. Have you ever had acrylics put on? I have. What was that like? I think it's, I've done it twice. Okay.

And I don't think I'll ever do that again. Yeah. It's just too much of a commitment. And it's, I like to finger voice. Oh, you can't do that. So you can't do that. No, you cannot do that. I've been obsessed with looking at Marc Jacobs' Instagram. Me too.

With the, and I like the. She does this, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But just this. And I'm like, yeah, yeah but just this and i'm like i'm like yeah keep going keep doing it keep going but then i'm like what the fuck i mean i guess like she likes the jewels she loves like all the extras she loves yeah but they're very very long they're like just as they're long as his fingers and they're they are they are i mean they're like they're they're as long as his fingers and um what do you reckon like i mean well i don't know how much does it cost no no that's what i think i'm like girl like how like no i live new every day no i think

he's like he's going i don't think he's spending a whole like huge he's going to like a regular nail salon no he's got this girl comes to his house okay, he's going, I don't think he's spent a whole, like huge, he's going to like a regular nail salon. No, he's got, the girl comes to his house. Okay. But even so, doesn't,

I don't know. I think she's, but like, what do you think about like, I know everybody that is so cheap and like so vulgar to think, like think about wiping your ass. But like, I do think,

well, have you had acrylics? No, you've never had acrylic nails. I, you know, there's like, I have a whole bunch of like latent repressed or is it latent

homophobia? Is that what it is? I just think like. Repressed as well. Yeah, yeah. I just, I just could never do that. Cause like, I want to be like a, like, I want to go under the radar out of drag. Same.

You know what I mean? Same. Yeah. Like I, I just feel so, I would feel so faggy. Yeah. Too faggy. Yeah. I mean, I would feel so faggy. Yeah. Too faggy. Yeah. I mean, I totally, I agree.

Also, like, I know this about you. You don't even like boys have their nails painted. I know. Is that what you said? I don't. But no, I mean, I wouldn't. Or it's a turn off. Right?

It's a turn off. It's not a turn off. You don't have to be turned on by fags. You can be totally turned off by fags. That's fine. If you're watching, if you're listening. She hates f be turned on by fags. You can be totally turned off by fags. That's fine. If you're watching, if you're listening. She hates fags. She hates fags.

No, I don't hate fags. Well, that makes one of us. No, I, I, you know what it is? I think I was like, in the past, I was a little skeptical about straight guys who painted their nails. See, I love it. Why? I don't know. Because it because it's like it's like fluid yeah no it's like well i like straight guys with their nails painted like like rock stars with like yeah dirty like black fingernails okay you know yeah yeah like they don't take care of them necessarily but like they still have some color on there yeah i

guess they still do gardening yeah i guess i know what straight boys do i'm reading too much gardening that's your go-to straight activity that's your go-to straight activity you know when you meet a bro and he's like in the garden fresh basil what is a little mint wait what do you think why did that even come up in your head oh because they have dirty nails dirty under their fingernails yeah oh yeah i mean i don't know i i think i guess i think it was like maybe what turned me off about it was just the idea of queer baiting but i don't even think that's the intention i don't even think that's the intention feel free to bait me i guess yeah i guess who cares whatever it doesn't matter plus i was i always remember like try to remember that back in the 80s those guys who were so ultra straight and just drag queens like poison um um who are those people brett motley crew yeah i mean they were

wearing full beats with absolutely teased wig hair kiss kit well yeah but that was more of like a that was more like a those Those weren't wigs? No, no, no, no. I know. Yes. Were they? But I mean, they were, they were wearing the weird, like they, these other guys were like in drag.

Yeah. Yeah. Like they had huge, like smoky eyes with like shimmer shadow and like lashes and like lipstick and like gloss. You know what I mean? They had more makeup than you have right now. Yeah. I don't have very much makeup. I feel like I was painting lipstick and like gloss. You know what I mean? They had more makeup than you have right now. Yeah, I don't have very much makeup. I feel like I was painting soft for you today.

Like doing huge, crazy, like drag. And they were fucking women. Yeah, they were fucking women, but we're fucking women. It's all about the punctuation there. All about the punctuation, exactly. We're fucking women. And they were fucking women Yeah

You know I'm all about the words Yes Poet I'm a writer Look at this published author It's my first published book Do you love it? I love it

It's fantastic Shout out to Endolent Books in Brooklyn, New York So this is poetry? Yes This is poetry No I'm Yes. This is poetry. Now I'm going to ask. This is poetry. These are pictures as well for those of you who cannot read.

Oh, it's gorgeous. We are here in Los Angeles after all. Ooh, ooh, yeah. When did you learn? This is yours. This is your personal copy. Oh, thank you. This is a gift for you.

So there's, I'm noticing, so hold on. And there's a few haikus in there. Really? What is your favorite what's your favorite form of poetry well i like the hike i mean because i mentioned the haiku i mean i like it you know because it's you know 575 575 and it's three lines and it's so easy they translate really well to lyrics and yeah i don't know. Have you seen Shogun? Have I seen Shogun?

No, but I like a hibachi. Not the same thing. Not the same thing. This is a TV series. You got to watch it. Oh, on Netflix. Yeah. Yes. I think it's on.

Hulu. Hulu. Okay, yes. No, I haven't seen it yet. I heard it's sick thing now. It's fucking amazing. Like way back in the day. Back in the day.

Feudal Japan. Yeah. There's Haiku. I think Haikus factor in at some point. Poetry factors in pretty largely at one point. It's really, really good. Yeah.

It's really, really good. But so how long, what was, you know, Trixie and I talk about writing a lot and we don't talk well of it. Um, it's something that is like,

we wanted to write a book and then now we will never do it again was it uh all you didn't enjoy the process no oh really okay no it no no that's fair no no i kind of liked it there were times there were some moments very few and far between that were fun to write but no by and large i large, I fucking hated it. Okay. Yeah, you obviously loved it. I loved it. Well, I mean, I've been writing for a long time. I just write shit all the time

and I was never planning for anyone to see it. Do you do a journal? Do you write in a journal? Journaling, you know. When you spiral inside here, you just write it out. That's what my therapist

tells me to do. And so you just write it out. Yeah. And it works? Yeah, it does, but then you don't figure you're going to it out. Yeah. And it works. Yeah, it does. But then you don't figure you're going to publish the fucking thing. Sure. Sure.

Sure. Sure. So this has been, I've been, this is probably five years worth of just like little things that we kind of edited down and amazing. Hold it in there. Love it.

Fabulous. Yeah. And don't let books.com. What is it called? Indolent. Indolent. Indolent. Oh,

I like that. Yeah. I mean, it's nice. You could, you could definitely like whack somebody to death with it too. Indolent. Indolent.com. Oh, I like that. I mean, it's nice. You could definitely whack somebody to death with it, too. I told him I wanted a nice hardcover. That was the thing I wanted. This is great.

Also, yeah, I mean, it's like a lovely size, too. You like it? I do. I like the size. I like the color. Size queen, are you? No. God, anything over six inches is not going anywhere in my body. Fair enough. Yeah. For those of you still taking notes out there no fags no fags no big dicks and if you're a fag with a big dick

honey you can fuck right off get it yeah if you're a big fag with a huge dick i don't want to talk to you god damn send him over here then send him over my way when was the first time that you had sex well with a man or a woman either have you do i lost my virginity to a lady first okay uh and i was probably i think probably 16 okay i think 16 yeah and we were watching snow white really yeah like the classic one. Maybe it was Sleeping Beauty. I don't know. It was an animated Disney movie. Okay. Fierce. And are you gay? Yes.

Okay, you're gay. Okay. Very gay. What? I don't know. I know how you feel about fags. I hate them. Apparently.

I don't want to admit it to you. Apparently I hate them. No. Yes, no. I'm gay. You're gay. So you had sex with a woman at 16. And then when did you discover? I had sex with a man when I was gay. You're gay. So you had sex with a woman at 16. And then when did you discover?

I had sex with a man when I was 18. 18, okay. Beers. Did you like it? I sure did. I still do, actually. Are you still together with this man? No, but I am currently fucking myself in this chair.

Okay. Jesus Christ. I love this. This is a beautiful suit you've got on you channeling you a little bit i was thinking like what would what would katsu do i love it maybe like definitely wear my blonde i know how you feel about brunettes i think it's i didn't wear my i didn't wear my brown hair for you today because i've seen some shit girl no i just think it's interesting like the i look like fucking shit in brown hair i look like shit in brown hair i have yeah but it's like it was

always like why like i look so shitty brown hair i mean i think of like i think of queens who look look so good in brown hair obviously you um like roxy andrews lovely brown hair alissa edwards makes sense mostly brown hair um what other brown hair always does it every once in a while i mean i mean she's kind of look good in anything for christ's sake girl what is going on there i don't know i was just with her and a couple girls you know we had to drag con recently and so we were that's right we would afterwards that's right. Did you enjoy? I did. Is it over?

Oh, yes. Monday. It's over. So we're the drag on weekend was just this weekend. Yeah. This past weekend Friday. What was it like? What was it like in there?

Well, it was great. You know, of course, being on a recent season, I was contractually obligated to have a good time. Wait, for real? So I was we were we were my whole season was there. We did a bring back my girls honey we did a whole thing

with T.S. Madison with T.S. of course yeah she was just here my gosh so great she's incredible she is great I love her so much don't you think that she should

inherit the show from Rue if Rue were to get an has it not happened already no I mean if like say Rue got her head chopped off by the Shogun for example oh yes

the haikus yeah and she should don't you think she'd be a fabulous host absolutely she's my favorite for example. Oh, yes. Yes. The haikus. Yeah. And she should, don't you think she'd be a fabulous host? Yeah, absolutely. She's my favorite. What does possible sound like for your business?

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Sibling Bribery, available anywhere you get your podcasts. You can listen and subscribe for free. For free, honey. So what else at the DragCon? What were the highlights? Well. Wait, are you for real that you had to be there contractually? Or you're joking?

Yes. Yes. Really? Yes. Is that tea? No, it's not tea. It's not tea. I feel like, yeah. I mean, well i was on i just did versus the world uk versus the world so this is by the way my third season of drag race i just finished my third season three seasons i did three seasons okay

let's talk about that we can unpack hold on we'll get back to that. But let's, DragCon, what was the best, what was the high point of DragCon for you? And do you enjoy it? I do enjoy it. My high point of DragCon, I like to talk to people. I actually really like

meet and greets. Okay. I know we don't share this in common. No, no, no, no, no. Listen, I, I don't mind meet and greets. Maybe we do.

No, I like meet and greets. The thing is, I don't like them with other people. Like talking to yourself in the mirror? No, no, no,reens. The thing is, I don't like them with other people. Like talking to yourself in the mirror? No, no, no. It's nice to see you again, girl. I like doing them when I'm alone. But me and Trixie or me with other queens,

then there's kind of a mess. Do you know what I mean? Because then you can control the... You just have more control when it's just you. Yeah, they can be taxing. But yeah, no, I like them too. They're a different kind of, it's just a different.

Yeah, I mean, at DragCon, it's like the most unglamorous, glamorous thing you can do. That is a really good way to put it. It's a really good way to put it. Whenever the lighting is not right, by the way, the lighting is nice in here. Yeah, no, we don't fuck around with light.

You look fantastic. And also it is nice and cold in here. That is fantastic that being said I did even in this lovely chilly atmosphere

I did sweat through a whole t-shirt earlier because I just like I laugh in my body heat gets like it gets cranked up same girl

it's horrible are you a sweater I'm a sweater now tell me this though I so one of my biggest fears before going on

the first season of Drag Race was because I was such a profuse sweater in drag all my memories of drag before the show have are so embroiled

with sweating and all the challenges about drag have to do with sweating all of the hardships about drag are doing sweating but when I got to the show

it was so cold yeah sweating we never it's fucking it's freezing freezing people don't never fucking it's freezing freezing it's people don't know that freezing you know if you watch because i remember going back and i'm like okay watching the girls on season five when they're right there was like a a challenge where like it was the one where alissa was going like oh oh oh you know she's like oh oh oh whatever that was and they all had fur coats on and they were like um i remember rocks uh

detox in alaska like everybody's wearing like fur or like coats and it looks like they're shivering and that's constantly what the atmosphere was like on drag race it was freezing it's cold but you but that sounds like you're yeah i mean i I was like, oh my God, this is incredible. I've never experienced anything like this before. And we had one day where the electricity went out, the air went out, and we were like, fuck this, I'm going home. So we all went home. It was like not going to happen.

It's so fierce. I guess they, that's. The lights went out on us. Really? On All Stars. Yeah, the whole lights. Everything. The whole grid.

The whole grid went The whole grid. Did you have to go home? We were filming Untucked, I think. No, they kept us there. They were back on probably a half hour later. Okay. But it was sitting in the dark. Honestly, we didn't ever look better.

Yeah, hello, shit. Girl, can we turn those lights back off? Yeah. So did you enjoy your first season? No. You did not? Not at all. Not at all.

It's a nightmare. From start to finish? Pretty much, yeah. I mean, we had a pretty volatile cast. Like, we were Bad Girls Club. We were season 11. I was on season 11, so it was like 2019. Who was the primary instigator of drama in that season?

Evie, oddly. She was the instigator. We had Miss Raja O'Hara. Raja O a big instigator as well raja and i had a big we had most of our fights for me and raja but yeah girl we had silky nama ganache we had uh vanessa vanjie mateo oh my god we were literally we were like fighting with each other the bad girls club shit so it was just stressful for me i was like girl i'm just like trying to be i don't know you don't seem like the type to start girl i'm just like trying to be i don't know you don't seem like the type to start shit i'm not a huge like yeah i don't seem very chill really

yeah so did you was that that make you uncomfortable yeah i mean you really uncomfortable so then i came back my following season and returned the favor made rupaul very uncomfortable quote unquote we all watched it happen. She literally said that to me on camera. You made me feel a little uncomfortable. Really? And I was like, girl, my dick is like halfway on my ass right now. Like, how do you think we all feel?

Damn. No, what is the context for this again? I forget. It was a challenge. It was called a pink table talk. Okay, like the red table. Very similar to this. It was basically like filming a podcast.

It was like, you know, we were just kind of be ourselves and whatever. And I was, I guess kind of had this character I was putting on, like almost news anchory. And so she thought it was strange that I would drop out of character and kind of be myself and talk about something intimate and then go back into character. Okay. She said like that watching me drop the character and put the character back on in real time okay made her feel uncomfortable so what well she had me back for another season so it

could have been that bad yeah hello shit are you afraid of her no no I will say was a little scared of you I'm not gonna lie I was I was like I was more intimidated we this is the first time we've met yeah yeah I don't know if anyone yeah yes we've never met before Yeah. I don't know if anyone. Yeah. We've never met before. No. And I've never had the pleasure of even like chatting or anything. So I was like, oh my God.

Like, why am I weirdly? I'm like scared. I'm like, RuPaul, I don't give a fuck. Katya, I'm like, oh my God. Like, what do I do? That's great. I love that. No, this is the easiest thing ever.

I'm just chilling. It is. No, this is bad. But yeah, I'm not scared of RuPaul. No. The Bad Girls Club. You're not joking about that. There's a lot of big personalities. We were also the biggest, I think not anymore, but at the time we were the biggest cast we had ever had.

I don't remember how many of us we are. 15? 15 of you? I think that sounds right. Was there 15 of you? Yeah, that's a lot of girls. That's a lot of girls. Yeah.

I'm really impressed. That's a lot of girls. Yeah. There was 15 of us. God, that's a lot of girls. That's a lot of girls. Yeah, I'm really impressed. That's a lot of girls. Yeah, there was 15 of us. God, I would never have remembered that. And fun fact, we are the cast with the most girls on All Stars now. Really? Yeah. Silky seems like that's wild.

I do love- At the time, by the way, like it was like very difficult gelling and meshing and like I've seemed to, this follows me through all my seasons. Oh really? I'm like,

I don't know why I'm such a, I don't know. Yeah, but in hindsight, it's, you know, we're all friends of course. Okay.

It's much easier years later to stay in contact. Hey girl, what's up? I love, I do, I do remember loving RuPaul's, the, what did she call her? stay in contact hey girl what's up i love i do i do remember loving uh rupaul say the

what did she call her like reverend dr silky that was so funny reverend uh good milk yeah also like silky nutmeg ganache is one of a great it is a really good name top three for me it's a really good name Silky Nutmeg Ganache I'm obsessed that's fucking crazy what a great name

it is so good it's so good I've never had any other drag names I've always just like had the one I was like never even thought of

much would happen with it how long have you been doing drag? I started in college so I guess what like 20 uh i'm 32 you've been doing like 15 years since oh since college like 18 19 20 yeah yeah i would go like rocky or a picture show in high school okay my first gigs were i lived in new york for 13 years so i was like working like a suzanne bars girl gotcha gotcha gotcha gotcha do you like new york i love it you love it you're

still there still my favorite city no i live here now you live here where do you live yeah oh don't you have to tell the people i live actually very close to the studio okay good yeah um i mean i you still love new york would you love new york it's my favorite city in the world shout out to shout out to brook New York. Shout out to New York. I mean, New York City. Concrete jungle where dreams can come true. Yeah. There's nothing you can't do.

Come on, Alicia. Now you're in. Oh, my God. I just can't. I can't. I think it's almost as if New York was the fourth girl at brunch or the fifth girl at brunch. Is that Carrie?

Yeah, that's Carrie. Do you know what they're doing in just, I'm sorry to segue or sidebar or whatever. I'm following you. In Just Like That. Uh-huh. What about it? You love it? Are you obsessed?

No. I do love it. Have you seen it? Yes. I love Sex and the City. What's going on there? What's going on there? Oh, I'm obsessed.

It's definitely worthy of obsession. Yeah. But not for the right reasons. I don't think. Oh, you're not a fan? No, I'm a fan. Oh, no, I'm obsessed. It's definitely worthy of obsession. Yeah. But not for the right reasons. I don't know. Oh, you're not a fan? No, I'm a fan. Oh, no, I'm not a fan. As soon as they killed Big, I was like, I got to keep going.

I need to know what happened. It's just so wild. Yeah. It's so wild. Well, it's nice to see a renaissance for a diva that I love, first of all. Yeah, yeah. I love Sarah Jessica Parker. Love her.

You know, we all got to keep lights on. Love her. Yeah. Get your bag, girl. Get your bag. And also. Wear your hat. your hat she loves wearing i love lesbians okay and i love how lesbian it is you love che diaz yeah i do i do and i know once again i'm in the minority over here but i don't know stand Stand strong. Yeah, well. Live your truth. I'll sit strong, I guess. Che Diaz. Hey, it's Che Diaz.

Oh my God. It's so wild. And so. Yeah, I mean, come on. And just like that, Big died. Just so wild. Like right away. Yeah. And then plummeted Peloton stock.

Just plummeted. Did it? Yeah. Did it just tank? Love it. Yeah. I love that shit. It's so crazy. What is your favorite... Would you go back and live there?

In New York? Well, I've only been here for about two years. How do you find it? I like it a lot. You know. I was trying to sell it to somebody the other day and I kind of felt like I couldn't. Um,

yeah, I was like, well, the weather, I was like, well, the weather. And then that's kind of where I stopped.

Cause it's, well, I mean, it is beautiful sunshine. Yes. Well, there's sunshine. Yes.

I don't know about beautiful though. Well, you know, what's crazy is June. June freaked me out when I got here. It was like, they call it June gloom. June gloom. Okay.

And I wrote a poem about it actually. Right here. Maybe June's not glooming. Maybe it's grieving. You know, it's like, what is this weird, crazy, sad June? It's like the happiest month all over the country. And it's just raining. But here it's like.

Was it raining? Was it gloomy? Well, the first year I moved here, which was last year, it rained all year long. Oh, yeah. That actually happened to me too. Did it?

Yeah, the first year I moved here, it was like two weeks of incredibly punishing rain or weeks and weeks of it. Yeah, and they say, this never happens, girl. Yeah, that's what they said too when I moved. It's like, this is happened. This never happens, girl. That's what they said too. When I moved.

Yeah. It's like, this is unprecedented. This never happened. It obviously does happen. It's still wet outside. And also the threat of the big one looms and lingers heavily. The big one is the wave is,

Oh, I thought you, yeah, it could happen. You know what? I have slept through every earthquake I've ever experienced. I have too. You've never felt it?

No, I've, the only thing, the only one I've, the only couple I've noticed were when I, I later learned that it was an earthquake, but at the time during it, I was like, oh, my upstairs neighbor just fell off a chair. Oh, you have a big neighbor? Yes. Big, fat, big, yes big fat big fatty fat yeah big huge fat person and um he i was like oh he fell off the chair fell out of bed or whatever so you have felt one no i felt a couple it's been like three i would say like oh he's bowling or

something or whatever i just but yeah it's never it could be it could happen i kind of like i mean i don't want to like manifest this i guess but I kind of want to feel one yeah I feel like it'd be kind of like I just hope it's not like the 93 Northridge one just like a little one yeah baby one

do you live in an earthquake um proofed domicile like are you gonna we'll find out one way or another is it do you have a multi-level or

uh yeah I live in like a little apartment from like the 40s like way back in the day like I think it's like going down solid oh I thought it's the other way around bitch no I mean I

well I don't you're going to locate the golden the triangle of safety okay which is like what the bathroom no it's like if you have like say you got like it's like you got to go under like a coffee table or something. So if like the ceiling falls down, it won't fall on you.

You got to go like, there's like a, I think it's called the triangle of safety. Okay. My first instinct would be like to run outside. I feel like that's probably like the opposite. I would, I would, I agree. Yeah, I would. That's what I would do if I felt it. You can get in your car.

I wouldn't get in I would. That's what I would do if I felt it. What about your car? Can you get in your car? I wouldn't get in the car. Okay. Because then I don't know why you'd get in the car. I just feel like it's more protective. Like if something's going to fall. Yeah, I guess so. I mean, I wouldn't get in a car that's in a garage. No, I don't have a garage.

Okay. I hope it doesn't happen. I've been watching a lot of disaster documentaries is this like in your algorithm yeah now it is yeah but it's like tsunamis earthquakes earthquakes and tsunamis of course go hand in hand but i mean imagine like oh my god yeah the same with me it'll be like a compilation of like earthquakes like with people in a pool yeah fucking there's like specific things like that crazy yeah tsunamis are incredible mother earth shout out to mother yeah shout out to mother earth you're really fierce and you're

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Maybe my favorite question I've ever been asked. Okay, what would it be? You could like. There's a lot to think about there. I mean, because first of of all the drama of a tsunami sounds like kind of wild not to make light of these horrible things I know I know

tsunamis are wild that would be kind of like crazy drowning? I mean I just feel like that wouldn't be like preferable way to go but like the drama of it it is certainly dramatic especially like because you get washed away and then you get hit by a car in the wave of a tsunami uh-huh do you know what i mean because like a million different ways under the surface of the wave there's a whole there's a lot of shit

going on down there yeah and all the sea creatures yeah like in in the wave maybe i don't know uh could be yeah sharks and what what not what about... I think electrocution would be wild. Like, not like via the government. I mean like via the clouds. Okay. Oh, struck by lightning. Yeah. Ooh.

Or like maybe swept up in a tornado and then struck by lightning. Well, I'm from Kentucky originally. I'm from Louisville, Kentucky. So we come from tornado country. Talk about tornadoes. Well, I mean, Kentucky originally. I'm from Louisville, Kentucky. So we come from tornado country. Talk about tornadoes. Well, I mean, I don't really, I grew up watching them. Is it true that the sky turns yellow and green? Yes.

It gets very yellow and very green. And the trees, even just, I think like a couple of months ago, I don't live there anymore for a long time, but the trees like a couple of months ago were touching the ground, like big oak trees, like a hundred year old trees, like touching the ground. I don't know how it happened. What do you were touching the ground, like big oak trees, like 100-year-old trees, like touching the ground. I don't know how it happened. What do you mean touching the ground? Like bending over? Like completely bent over.

But not uprooted? But not necessarily uprooted. I mean, of course some of them were. Yeah, but the sky goes like yellow. And then they say, Dorothy, Dorothy. Did you have a tornado shelter? We had a basement. You just go in the basement?

Go to the Triangle of Sadness. The Triangle of Safety. Or whatever you said earlier. The Triangle of Safety. That's it. You go into the basement? Yeah. Oh, my God.

So you've seen like a big one, like Helen Hunt. Yeah. Okay. I mean, I grew up there. You know, it's like, it's kind of common. It's almost like two comments. It's like, oh, it's like another tornado warning. And then like people won't listen because we get them all the time.

Have you had a friend who's died in a tornado? I have not. Okay. But it's never too late. Never too late. They're fucking scary, man. Yeah, they are. I don't know.

Yeah, they're fucking terrifying. The yellow and green, that just seems so nuts to me. Yeah. I mean, I think it's a good reminder for climate change and stuff. Period. She's changing. She's changing. Miss Climate is changing.

Miss Climate is changing. She is changing. You know when the lights go off and you're like, oh, and you've got to light the candle? There's something romantic about that. Yeah. I love a candle. Yeah. Oh, I don't know.

I'm really worried about the next next big earthquake i just oh my god i just don't want to get trapped and like and then you get up i don't know it's just scary right well you used to be up in the hills because i did too yeah not anymore though yeah i'm done in hollywood i would get i'm trying to think because that's scarier i think when you're up there you know far away because like i used to I used to live, you know, I don't know. It's hard to get down. If something happens, you're kind of stuck up there. You're stuck up there anyways.

Yeah. Like, it's not a great place to live. Like in the treehouse. Yeah. It's like crazy. Why is there no roof? Yeah, I don't know why. I don't know why I lived up there.

And I don't know why I stayed up there that long. I can't. Honestly saying? Yeah, it's so weird. It's just like the hills have eyes. A lot of weird stuff going on up there. I mean, they literally do. it's really fucking weird yeah yeah the coolest thing about going up there is just like seeing the coyotes that's about it i never saw one really although i did have a family

of raccoons lived in my backyard the coyotes like they really get they make some really freaky sounds i grew up with coyotes in uh k I guess. Yeah. Okay. Wow. Where in Kentucky? I'm from Louisville. You are? I was just... Play. There.

I love... You are? There. It's great at play. I love it. Yeah. I love play. And I love play Nashville.

I had the time... Well, that's the OG. Oh, is that right? That place was so cunty. Oh my God. They are so great. The people... Oh God.

Well, there was no such thing as play when I lived there. Okay. So we had are so great. The people. Oh god. There was no such thing as play when I lived there. So we had the connection. Connections. Okay. Which is where they used to do like EOI. Like Roxy would come down there. EOS would come down there. But that I think turned into a

bathhouse briefly before closing the doors permanently. Okay. And then play moved in. Were you familiar. Are you super familiar with the world of pageants prior to drag race no you never did a pageant I did Miss Cherries on Fire Island once that's the only real pageant I've done

unless drag race counts as a pageant no no no so Fire Island try to sell me that what do you mean you don't like Fire Island? I've never been. I will never go.

I've never been. I will never go. You'll never go to Fire Island? I will never go. What about P-Town? Of course, but that's so different. It's nuts. Oh my God.

Are you nuts? Well, P-Town's like the grown up version. Okay, P-Town is daddy. No, no, no. Fire Island is twink. No, we've got Fig Newtons and then we have Oreo cookies. Or no, that's too close. It's apples and oranges.

Really? I don't think so. I think they're very similar. You know, you get your dick sucked under a dock both places. No, you could not be more mistaken. P-Town is an actual village. It is. It's like a community.

Yeah. There are roads that lead to it. Yes. You can drive into it. You can drive through it. You drive into it You can drive through it You can walk around it You can go to a restaurant You can go to another restaurant

You can stop by a store Fire Island is like the twink No Fire Island is just a forest Get your shit together You gotta take a plane or a train I know I love it All the crazy deer Just like looking at you. So it's basically just a bunch of houses on the shore in New York.

Yes. So it's basically right off of Long Island. Okay. Right around that area. You got to take a ferry to get there. Well, you take the train or the car. You take the car or the train. From the city.

Yeah. So you live in Manhattan. Tell me the game plan. I lived in Brooklyn, yeah. Okay, so what's the game plan getting to Fire Island? Well, you know, back in the day, you take, you know, the subway. Okay. To the train.

Okay, so the subway. To the carriage. How long of a subway trip is it to the, like, literally map it out. I would leave off at Broadway Junction. Okay, so like 9 a.m., you're getting on, you're leaving your house. You're leaving your house at 9 a.m. Okay. You get on the subway train to the Broadway Junction

how long does that take just like no more than 15 minutes okay 15 minutes and then you get on and then Broadway Junction is the Long Island Railroad

okay Long Island Railroad and that takes you to whatever wherever the ferry is some wharf of some kind yeah like some wharf

okay and how long is that Broadway Junction, some wharf of some kind. Like some wharf. Okay. And how long is that Broadway junction to the wharf? Oh, let's see. Probably like, uh, 45 minutes. Okay.

So that's an hour. Yeah. And so now we're at the wharf or whatever. Yeah. And then you get off and they, they have a little bus, like a shuttle. Okay.

Now there's a shuttle. There's a, I know where I'm adding. Listen, I'm telling you. So you take, you get off of the, the okay you're off with the broadway junction the end of the long island railway shuttle onto a gay shuttle from the the long island railroad yes okay how long is the shuttle the shuttle is like just like a little 10 minute little like

okay 10 minute shuttle camp you know you got all your bags and you're dragging them onto a shuttle god forbid you're late for your show you got one eyebrow on okay you know you gotta finish your face on the ferry

so you're on the shuttle to the ferry shaving the port-a-potty you're not really doing all that oh I so did girl oh my god for many years

that is so undignified it is well I'm not very dignified but on the shuttle then how long is the shuttle the shuttle to get the shuttle's only like 10 minutes from the little thing.

And then the ferry. Sorry, that's what I meant. The ferry is like, it's a good maybe 30 minute ride. Okay. Like you can kind of see it if you squint like far away. Okay. Like the island that you're going to, the destination. I'm not selling you on this, am I?

No. It's becoming less and less attractive as you explain See this is why the history of it is right We had to go out there because it was literally illegal To like Be who we are So we had to go out in the middle of the farthest way To wear nail polish

To go wear nail polish and be a community And you know whatever fuck each other or whatever we do That still doesn't sell it to me The history of it. Well, I mean, there's a more glamorous way to do it. Of course, this is back in the day when I was lucky to have a show out there. I would have a show late the night before, and I would go in the morning,

and I would have to come back the same night. And it was a whole bunch. But you can get a nice luxury little Uber ride just directly to the ferry. So that makes it about an hour car ride. And then you get on about a 30- an hour car ride and then you get on about 30 minute ferry ride and then you're there okay and there's cherry grove which is all the girls lesbians weirdos drag queens okay and then there's the pines which is like you know all the deer ticks

up your people look the exact same right yeah and then so primarily or for the most part it's it seems like there's just house parties right because there's not a lot of places to go i mean i think there's one nightclub right or there's one yeah it's like there's like the ice palace okay um which is where they would have they'll have like pretty legendary like patty the poem will come to the ice palace you know okay um and then there's like you know cherries and a couple little spots. It's a handful of things to do. But not like P-Town. Not like P-Town.

There's like one place to eat dinner. There's like one, you know. And you love that. Well, I do because of the history I have with it. You know, I kind of grew up like, some of my first opportunities were out there. Okay. You know, memories you have. Gotcha. The out there okay you know memories you have the

party you know dancing on the beach that kind of thing okay yours did you see the movie uh the fire island movie yes and i couldn't finish it because i felt too targeted i'm like so honest i was like this is like this is really weird for me for me i mean they're like all those guys are friends of mine too yeah they're Yeah, they're all fabulous. But I really felt too tired. I felt too seen. Yeah, this is too predictable. If anybody sees me watching this movie, it's just too much.

That's so funny. I think that Joel Kambusa is one of the hottest people on planet Earth. Yes, I do as well. We did an event together years ago. He is so hot. He's a very sexy boyfriend as well. They're out there all the ago. He is so hot. He's a very sexy boyfriend as well. They're out there all the time. What is his boyfriend?

Who's his boyfriend? What does he look like? He is super hot. Yeah, just a really super hot, tall, good looking guy. Must be nice. I mean, they're both gorgeous. They would make beautiful babies. Gorgeous.

I hope they keep trying. Gorgeous. Yes. Please keep trying. Sucking dick and cock in the cherry grove Or the deer tick section of the pines Yeah I think that's the mantra of the island Sucking dick and cock

In the cherry grove Pines Getting deer ticks up our pee hole Watch out for the ticks Deer ticks up the pee hole Lime disease Lime disease is so real. I have had, you know.

Very real. I've had some shots for other things, but never for Lyme disease. Fuck. What is the, have you had like a major illness? Sorry. No, no, really. No, I haven't. No, I haven't.

I've been lucky to not have a major illness. I do. I do like a little, you know, manifesting my health, happiness, and drama. Are you healthy? I try to be. Yeah. I try to be. Overall, no health problems?

Let me see. Sorry. Well, I feel like my feet are going to go really soon. Yeah. My Achilles tendon gets really tight because I wear these heels for so long. Yes. Yeah. And we were talking about these damn fucking.

I know. I got my Giuseppis on today. I got my like really high heels on. Now I. Fucking Sonica here. These strappy fucking like super high heels. I don't. I just.

I look at that shoe and I don't. Where's the support? Well, there is none. There's none. That's why we said. It's a sitting shoe. It's a sitting shoe. It's a sitting shoe.

Yeah. Yeah. But I'm just going to wear my like actual, you know,. There's none. It's a sitting shoe. It's a sitting shoe. It's a sitting shoe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I was going to wear my actual designer things for you. I wasn't going to bring out my Amazon heels that I love so much. Your Shein. Your Shein. Have you ever ordered something from- You know I have so much of that shit, but I'm not wearing that.

Have you ordered from Shein? Yeah, I have. Yeah. Yeah. It's just all crap, right? Yeah. I mean, there's Shein. I thought it was Shein.

Is it Shein? Shein. Oh, I don't know. You know better than I do. Yeah, I like AliExpress sometimes. AliExpress, yeah. You know, I like Amazon. I don't know.

Also, there's someone over here. I just realized there's someone back here. Oh my God. Oh yeah, that's Mark. He's in charge. That's so funny. Hi, Mark. He's in charge.

Oh my God, that was getting the shit out of me. Hi, Mark. Oh, I asked. That was getting the shit out of me. Hi, Mark. I asked somebody else's question and I loved it. If you had to, if you could learn another language, but you have to chop a finger off for each one, would you? Absolutely. What would you do? Like walk me through the hand. Okay.

Well, I would take this one first for obvious reasons yeah fucking nail without the nail on yeah just lop the hand yeah i'll take the pinky i think honestly the pinky would be the first one i would okay and which language would you automatically well i would love to know italian oh okay cool because i think it's a good root language sure i've never been to italy oh my god it's so italian men are beautiful and oh it's food it's my favorite cuisine the food is so good you need a fucking pepperoni pizza any fucking day bitch any of the bread like is that even italian pepperoni pizza i don't know yeah okay absolutely and all the pizza all the bread all the like even like at the shittiest restaurant the bread and the

olive oil and the butter and the vinegar that they give you is so good even at the shittiest fucking restaurant it's so much better than anything here it's just so damn good it's so great another thing is like i think i could get other languages from that no like i could like kind of like you know no get maybe some spanish going no it's not that dissimilar is it yeah Is it really that different? Yeah. Okay. I mean, it's like, it wouldn't help you that much.

Latin? Yeah, that would. That would be like the least helpful one. Well, I mean, no, I mean that you would get all like, you'd get, you could get some Italian and Spanish, whatever. But nobody speaks Latin. No. Pig Latin?

Pig Latin, that's a really useful. I would chop off my whole hand for that. Yes, take the arm. Take the arm for pig Latin. I would do, let's see, I would do Mandarin. Oh. Mandarin, Chinese, come on. Yeah.

And then. That's really hard too. I was looking up the top 10 most spoken languages in the world and English is number one. Of course. Mandarin is number two. And I think it's like, I think French. Spanish, it has to be Spanish. Well, yes, it was actually it was spanish

it was even this most widely and then it was french because french is like still an official language of the un and it's still like a colonialist like it's still enjoying a lot of um colonialist whatever um but uh yeah i already know that what hindi hindi or like urdu or pashto or something. Or like standard Arabic. Definitely. Yes, of course. Arabic would be gorgeous.

That would be cool. Yeah. So you chopped all your fingers off then. I would probably, honestly, I'd probably just take the whole left hand away. Well, I'm left-handed, so I'd have to do the right hand. We'll do the right. Yeah, yeah. Because I'm trying to think of like.

And then what would we do with it though like just get friends with people easily no you'd get a gold hand like Jamie Lannister in Game of Thrones

you'd get a gold a heavy gold hand isn't that crazy have you watched Game of Thrones no never not once damn it

is that crazy what's your favorite it is a little surprising I mean never even one time well I mean I would suggest I one time. Well, I mean, I would suggest it. I think Trixie is going to do that.

One of the things she has on her list of things to do on her break is to get into game of Thrones. I recently started rewatching it and it's such a great thing. Lot of rape. Okay. Lot of rape going on in that show. But you know, um,

what, what is your favorite TV show? Like of all time, my favorite TV show of all time. Or is there something you're obsessed with right now? Yeah, I'd have to probably say Will & Grace. Really? It's the first one to come to mind.

I love a sitcom. That did a lot to shape me in my adolescence. Karen Walker, great character. There's nothing better than that. Great character. Also, Brian Jordan Alvarez, so funny on Will & Grace. I was shocked to learn that that Eric McCormick guy is not gay. So was I.

Such is the power of TV. Actors. Actors. Actors are insane people. Actors acting. Look, look, yeah. Ha, ha, ha. Acting.

Yeah, that is the power of theater. The power of theater. I mean, I just, you know, I'm a drama queen. You like theater? I is the power of theater. The power of theater. I mean, I just, you know, I'm a drama queen. You like theater? I like the theater, yes. I don't really have a theater background. Okay. But I like to enjoy it.

Okay. Would you like to act on stage? Yes. What would your ultimate role be? Well, my breakout role, my first ever role, I guess I do have a little bit of an actor. But like as a kid. I've never acted. I was like in seventh grade. I was like bit of that but like as a kid i've never acted i was like in seventh grade i was like in seventh grade okay kid actor yeah it was ollie herdman

and the best christmas pageant ever okay in the what the best christmas pageant ever okay it was ollie herdman which was like kind of an outcast kid he was like okay kind of the one of the bad kids that like was you know in the christmas pageant for the first time and kind of made a mess of things okay um and that was really my breakout role in seventh grade in Kentucky. Fierce. It was like my big thing. What would be your ultimate dream role?

And I played like archangels at church. Oh, that's cunty. It was, yeah. That's cunty. That's I think what the preacher said. He came out, he was like, oh, that was cunty. Really cunty.

Cunty performance. That angel over there, that little fag. Cunty, cunty fag. Those wings, very cunty. Yeah. What would be your dream drama role for the stage on Broadway? Well, I would like to write it. Okay.

I like the idea of a show where I'm constantly fighting in drag without a drag. Okay. Kind of like talking to myself, like crazy, crazy eyes. Okay. Shifting, you know, like the thing that made RuPaul so uncomfortable. like a whole show of that fierce she will never go see it yeah well I mean no one's holding our breath what about like a what about a like an existing um role like um well I'm very excited I haven't seen it yet but i'm very i'm very excited to see um death becomes her right with with um kelly no not kelly um um uh michelle michelle williams michelle williams from

um destiny's child right yes yeah i've seen some clips of her doing it it's fantastic cool and the girl from smash uh the lady from smash uh vanessa williams no no but didn't vanessa williams the blonde one yeah vanessa does she do well no but vanessa williams oh my god speaking of vanessa williams yeah she just lip synched to me what she did this you know i have this i'm the drama thing i don't know if you know about this i'm the is it me am i the drama oh right maybe i am am i the villain right right right so she was the most recent celebrity to use that. Literally like two days ago. She slid on my DMs. I was like, is this real?

She's great. This is a fan page, right? No, it was like really her. That's incredible. Congratulations. Because she literally is the drama. She's the drama. She's beautiful.

Is so beautiful. So beautiful. Has such this dramatic career, the long career. Yeah. Gorge. Couldn't imagine someone doing, yeah. Anyway. Death Becomes Her on Broadway looks amazing also i can't i really want to go to new york to see oh mary cola schools

mary todd lincoln i really really really want to see that rave reviews yeah incredible he's so funny he's like the funniest person alive my god i really want to see it so bad yeah i don't think i'm going to get to new york though i hate new york do you i fucking hate it really yeah i feel like you have kind of a new york dreams can come true you know there's nothing you can't do grit to you i i don't know what a very high compliment i i know i just think i don't know i i it is i like the idea of it i certainly love certain parts of it but like I don't know I guess I have just all bad experiences

there really yeah like getting in drag there sucks everything everything everything in drag in New York sucks it's just like so much I don't know I don't want to complain about New York but it's just like it's also I get it so hot it's well it's so disgusting in the

fucking in August. My God. Yeah, I'm going actually in August. And then the winter, yikes. Yeah, I'm going in August. I have a show at the end of the month for a cabaret show. Laurie Beachman is a- Yeah, the Laurie Beachman.

Oh, is it really? Yeah, so we're doing a last little round. Yeah, they're shutting the doors after a long time. Yeah, Joan Rivers kind of made it super iconic. That was where she would work on all her stand-up stuff. Incredible. Yeah, it's a big, huge, wonderful history at the Laurie Beachman.

Have you performed at the Laurie Beachman? No, I always wanted to. Yeah, that's where I would go see the girls. Incredible. All my first meet and greets from the Drag Race girls were all there. Oh, cunty. Yeah, a lot of the really good,

a lot of the girls, they would start their one-woman shows there. Yeah, it's a great way to get it off the ground the ground oh that's a bummer that's so sad yeah you support your local venues i guess yeah seriously you never know especially in new york where is your what is your ultimate like what is your favorite city in the world new york city really yes new york city is my favorite city in the world. Okay, second favorite. Second favorite. Second favorite city. Okay, if you had to move somewhere for the rest of your life and you can't leave but money is no object.

You can be as rich as you want but you'll move there and you'll never be able to leave and it's not New York. Where would you go for the rest of your life can't leave, money's not a problem? Well, I mean, I just came to Los Angeles I mean I think maybe no it can't be here

it can't be where we are now no ooh probably Paris okay I think I would I would have a hard time like learning a language right away

but I think I would eventually get it plus nobody will speak French to you they'll just speak English I know they don't they're such assholes why don't they speak

French to me because they're assholes they're all rude they're assholes I know fuck off Le Grand Dom I know they hate it you watching bitch theyholes why don't they speak French to me because they're assholes they're all rude they're assholes I know fuck off Le Grand Dom I know they hate it you watching bitch

they hate they're like oh so you're trying to speak French well fuck you yeah they do and I still make an effort absolutely yeah I took my mom

like recently and she's like beautiful always wanted to go and she was like magical really earnestly trying magical

like mom no it's pretty magical though it is oh it is cunty yeah cunty small petite maybe too petite It's like mom. No, it's pretty magical though. It is. Oh, it is. Yeah. Cunty,

small, petite, maybe too petite. I think I'm changing my mind. The more I talk about it, Paris, small. Yeah. Like the streets,

everything's also like squished together. Yeah. It is crowded. It's really crowded. It was like New York. It is. Yeah. It is.

You know, in London, I love London. London. Yeah. It's no language barrier. Seattle. It is. Yeah. It is. But it's, you know. And London, I love London. London, love London. Yeah, it's, yeah. No language barrier. Seattle, I really like Seattle. Oh, yeah.

A lot of hills I just really recently rediscovered. Yeah. Do you like a hill? No. No, you like a flat. I like a flat. Yeah, well, I didn't stuff my bra for you today. Empty bra.

Oh, my God. Did you wear, have you ever worn those big fake boobs no they're crazy I'd have no desire good I like you know

circling back to being sweaty bitches yeah I don't need any help like sweating extra tell it on the mound I so yeah

it's I yeah I know it's like I went through like a really ill-advised period of wearing that fucking breastplate for to no avail

for no reason just to make my life a living hell never again never fucking did you have it in like different colors if you were like more tan one day yeah i think so and like different um one of them was like filled with silicone another was full of cotton so it was like crazy i don't even know and like oh just ridiculous and they were top i'm sure they were top of the line um it was it was some of them are pretty decent, but it was just so, who cares? It was like such a hassle. And I was just the last person on earth who should ever wear that thing. Because they're so hot.

I don't know. They're so hot. It's a fantasy though. It is definitely a fantasy. You know, as being as slutty as you are. Never again though. No. Never again.

No. Never again. I did bring a little gift for you. Really? Yeah. Please let me have it. This is how I manifest having all the drama. Patron's state of drama.

That is a really great picture. That is really... Wait, can we... We can't close up on it. A little zoom up on the patron's state of drama there. So funny. That face is hysterical. Well, the next time you're caught in a tornado or something the lights go out you have a you have a candle to light

it's great i love it but the saints they do this like they do yeah yeah i don't know what that is yeah i'm just judging you yeah oh my god what is one thing that you would what would you like to unleash upon the world before you die well this was

what I really wanted is this your bucket list yeah this was definitely a bucket list for me what is I mean honestly and like sincerely I'm not joking

what a fucking thrill right yeah well you know a book is something really special. Yeah. I know. I just talked about how I hated mine.

But like, no, honestly, I'm not. But you can appreciate it also from having. But I'm. Yeah. It's a huge labor of love. And you're not going to get rich doing it. No. But it is like a.

Especially if you're. If you're. If you write poetry. It's like, you know, literature is really sacred. And it's a wonderful thing. Congratulations. Thank you. I feel like that's definitely what I wanted to unleash. I also have my EP coming out, obviously. So it's like, you know, literature is really sacred and it's a wonderful thing. Congratulations. Thank you. I feel like that's definitely

what I wanted to unleash. I also have my EP coming out, obviously. So it's like, you know, for people who can't read. Also, this is of course going to be available

on Amazon, Audible. Hell yeah. You know, the audio book situation is there too. Fierce. You know,

congratulations. Thank you. It's so beautiful too. Thank you. Gorgeous. I would also love to do that show. You know,

write my own show, do a little off Broadway moment. Do it, do it, write it, do it. Yeah, but that's about it. Other than that.

Also, this is definitely a bucket list. Like, hello, what's up bottom? Beautiful. Y'all. Hell yeah,

bitch. We're happy to have you. Yeah. Thank you for having me. Thank you for shaving your toes and your knuckles. You're so welcome. I'll shave my pussy next time. tuned for the x-rated extra version oh my god no seriously thank you so much for coming on and um uh thank you so much for sharing your art with us

oh katya you can fuck right off with that yes no thank you honestly this is the dream come true and i look so gorgeous you do for real though unironically look at that look at that gorgeous shout out to Sean Vadello for shooting the cover image

there yeah shout her out yeah and then that's it for today we'll see you next time thanks again for coming and we hope you have a blessed rest of your day

thanks you too bitch. you