The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya - Thank you for Choosing Bald Airlines with Trixie and Katya

Episode Date: April 28, 2026

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Hey Boston. Hey, Woburn. Hey, Swampskirt. Hey, Revere. Hey, Malden. Alston, Brighton. Anybody in the Seel line, the green line, the red line, the orange line. Anybody in Nantucket, anybody in Linn. Anybody in Quincy, the Cape, P-Town, whatever. Brewster. Do not forget that we have added a second show on May 17. The first show sold out very fast. So get your tickets to the second one at tricksy and katu.com. You're not better than me. Get your fucking tickets. You guys, I just want to extend a message of hope. Nick, our editor, is sick. Lighters up for Nick.

Yeah, F in the chat for Nick. Airbrush shirts will be passed along. Nick, and you know, I would say he had so much to live for, but he works here. Yeah, that's actually a relief for him and his family. And you know what it is? It's a boon. It's the asbestos in the ceiling that I've been placing overnight when we go home. I crawl up in there and I bring my own asbestos that I paid for with my own money.

Thank you. Or it could be the arsenic gel that I've been putting on the keyboard. Yeah. Well. Because he loves to lick those little fingers after he types. Oh my God. That's kind of a funny. And look, Sid is here sitting back there.

Oh, my God. Sid short for Sid Rock? Sid Rock? It's women in STEM. What is this short for? Sidney. Okay. You know that?

No, I know that. I don't think they knew that. What's the short for? Sidneythia. Sidneythia. Sidneyia, girl, can I tell you whose days are numbered? The LA News. I am still on my bullshit watching the news, and I swear to God, we live in the second biggest city in the United States.

This country is collapsing. It is wrought with violence and crime. And when I turn on the fucking news. They're talking about it on a Monday, and it's 420. So you're telling me the biggest news story is that Snoop Dog has a ice cream truck. I'm like, weren't eight people shit today? Yes. The LA News is, look over there.

Look over there. The LA News is in bed with big, um, big, big gun. Big low stress. Big, like, low. Big calm. Big calm. They're in bed with big calm. I feel like a whistleblower because I live in Hollywood and I turn on the news and I see people

basically hanging out of helicopter shitting into the city. Well, and then I turn on the news and they're like, you guessed it. 420. The new yogurt shop opened in Burbank. Yeah. Breaking news. That taco stand on Virgin. has gone on vacation, which it has, and I was plucked.

I know it can't be all negative things, but I do feel like over here on the LA news, we also have to be real. Well, the only positive thing about LA is the weather. That's it. And they have a separate section for that. And guess what? They don't even show L.A. They show like Catalina Island.

They show like the weather they show is all like outside of L.A. Yeah. So I don't know. When I get on the news in L.A., and I will. I have, I have notes. Are you transitioning before you do that, though? To the news. To the news.

I'm transitioning to journalism. I have to tell you. I haven't, we haven't filmed in like so many weeks and I have so much to tell you about. I do too. I want to. So we have this mutual friend.

Yeah. Let's call her Linda. Kathy. Let's call her Kathy. Kathy is. We don't want to say Glinda because it's Ariana Grande. And people will know. Oh, right, right.

Elfaba. Yes. You know, Kathy with a C. Right. And Kathy is diabolical because if you if you even think of a secret, if you even, like you,

if you tell me something in confidence, and it's serious, and you have done this before where it's like, I have something to tell you and it's, and it's serious and it's not funny and blah, blah, blah.

And if you give me that look, I know that I won't tell anybody. Right. But Kathy already knows the secret before it's out of your mouth. Yeah. That's how diabolical. And she's already live journaled it

and sent it out to several blogs. You know who's also the queen of this? Who? Peaches Christ was like, Peaches was like, you called me a gossip on the pod. She's like, I heard that you called me a gossip. I was like, you're gossiping now, ho. But the guy is gossip.

But Kathy cannot be in a restraining order from secrets need to be implemented, 500 mile radius. If any sensitive information is, is offered. Also, she loves. She outed me. Yes. She's the one who told people I was gay. But not only that, she'll go through your medical history. Right.

Which she somehow has access to. Because she's my person. Who's my doctor? J-Gun is my COVID doctor. You have to subscribe to her only fans to get your results. Oh my God. That's a boon. That's one medical if I ever heard of it.

Hello. Hello. Thank you. Girl, we talk so much shit about one medical. When I do get sick and I go in there, my primary care position, Patrick is going to be like, I heard. Yeah. I heard you running your little mouth. My little formerly rich ass dire straits, I like, like, roll up to solace health.

Mama, they just, they roll out the red carpet. Dyer straits. Dyer straits. Which one of us flew coach recently? X. Oh, let's get into that. Toot C. Let's have that conversation.

And you know what? I flew it again last week. Oh shit. Performative. No, no. I am going through a personal. Call me Beyonce because it's my renaissance. I'm telling you guys.

I believe this is something the opposite of a renaissance. It's a devolution. I'm telling you guys. Transformation. First class is a fucking scandal and a rub. It is not that great. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

And Delta Comfort Plus kind of gives you what you need for not that much more money. Now, this is a very relatable conversation relevant to every single one of our listeners. Not. But I have to, we have to distinguish first class. It's not that simple. We're on puddle jumpers, Mary. Puddle jumpers, the seats, you get two inches a leg room. Too dead peanuts.

Maybe you get an orange juice or like a seltzer with a hair in it. The flight attendant comes by, she pulls back my foreskin, she takes a little iodine on a cuttip, cleans off the crud. And then she puts a bucket hat on me and chokes me out. And I go to sleep. I get put down. That's comfort plus. That's comfort plus. You know, unless until first class, for what first class costs and first class prices have gotten so astronomical.

For what first class costs, until Michael Jackson's. doctor is going to be coming seat by seat. Skymed! Skymed! How many times do I have to? This was what Fina and I were talking about in first class the other day. Hello! And I couldn't hear it because I was in the back of the plane. Where they were having a mariachi band practice? You know, on top of you? Girl, but you know what? Like I was in the, I got the exit row seat, which obviously is fabulous.

Exit row is amazing. And baby, Mama, listen to me. On the 110, the 405, this was a puddle jumper. There were basically no differentiation between these seats. Yeah. It's fine. It happened. We were on tour. And Tracy goes, well, because we were delayed out of Canada for what, nine hours at the airport?

I think so, yeah. In front of they go, the good news is we all have seats in the plane. The bad news is one of you is not going to be able to be in first class. And my boyfriend was traveling with us. So I was like, you know what? This is how we keep love alive. I volunteered as tribute. I felt like Catness Everdeen.

I felt like you. I'm so sorry. You were Joan of Arc. She was a martyr. She was a victim. You were Norma Ray. Yeah. You really stood up and you, you, it's like you went to Vietnam.

Oh, I think I boarded before you. I think I boarded with the military vets. Did you get? I was like, I'm getting on this plane. Did you get the Purple Heart before or after the flight? Oh, well, I didn't know because they had put me to sleep. And the Purple Heart, I passed it. Don't joke about that because this, I know that these fucking technocrat billionaire oligarchs are already,

they got their nasty little fingers typing on their, whatever, their air computers about SkyMed. Right. And I am not going to be on the ground. on floor of that investment opportunity and I will be plucked. But you don't have any money to put into it. But it's my fucking idea. I guess. But like you think taking drugs in the sky is something you invented.

Please don't get keep drugs. It's not people do. I know that that's something people do. I'm talking about a spa experience. Oh, right. I'm talking about Jennifer Aniston. Yes. And this is where the differentiate the different the the the, the, the, the, the, the,

the, whatever we call it, differentiation between levels of first class, depending on the airline and the flight. So you've got, you're on a puddle jump. Ryanair. Ryan Air, Air Lingus. Air Lingus. Ryan Air, they got stand-up seats now. Girl, I saw and I seen it and it said it's $9.

Oh, yeah. $9? What could go wrong? But girl, you know what you do though? They probably strap you in. You put on your Hannibal Lecter mask. They're like nuts. You're like, you can't get them.

They try to throw them through the holes. Oh my God. They dropped the gas mask down. But it's like a donut on a string like at a carnival. And you just like, have to bob through the handiblet. But then time flies. Time flies before you know you're on the tarmac. Girl.

And that's what they put the propanol, propothal, on the donut. Yeah. And that's how you get administered. Okay. So imagine. You're flying air pookies. I'm flying air pookies. I'm flying air puke.

Crystal air. No, no. So here's the setup. And this is very, the ethic. Now the pages and stacks and stacks of legal are just so enormous. Right. So that alone is going to be. the medical waivers, all that shit.

It's just going to be so much to get through. But if we blade runner into the future, say 50 years, 500 years, it's imagine a concierge health, a concierge spa experience in the air. So you have nurse practitioners. Right. You have an MD on the plane, of course. And then you have treatments. Like, so in a first class on an Emirates, which we were both at one time so privileged to fly.

It is insane. it's truly insane. It's ultra luxury. It's outrageous. But you have a whole... No, Jennifer Aniston, though. No. She was not there.

But I took two showers. Yeah. But so, and the showers were bigger than my apartment, by the way. Took them home with you. Took it right off the wall. Imagine, so I had three flight attendants, tend to me.

It was, it was like... One for each hole. Three pretzels, like a... I got three holes like a pretzels. Three holes. You know which hole to use? always sometimes never the belly button is always

no I'm talking about one of my pussy holes right that gave me pause I'll always do oral that gave me pause sometimes I'll use my wiener and I will never use my butt let's take a break

April is a dangerous time for me because the second the weather gets even a little flirtatious I start behaving like a woman of a certain age who has simply had enough suddenly I need to spring trip, a trip where I need soft pants, dark sunglasses, and a destination where I can walk around at Golden Hour pretending I have secrets. That is the power of April. It thaws the pavement, reawakens my allergies, and fills me with the completely irrational confidence of someone who thinks

who weakened away will fix everything. So this spring, I'm planning a trip to Savannah, where I found a home on Airbnb that is draped in both moss and charm. I want cobblestone little squares. I want to drift around in the spring sunshine, like an aunt who's on an eat prey love trip that includes grits and barbecue. I want to do some light strolling and maybe buy an impossibly impractical piece of jewelry in a local boutique. And at night, I want to sit down to a dinner that is so good, it makes me briefly forget pretty much everything. This is the kind of trip where you need a place that matches a fantasy. That's why I love booking stays on Airbnb, because when I travel, I do not want to be crammed into a hotel room with a view of a parking lot. I want a real place to stay. I want a real place to stay.

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It's so say, say all are, all first class is astronomical. And they all fluctuate, which I don't understand how that's ethical. I don't want to get into it. But like, depending, it's like, oh, we're booking travel for two years in the future. It's going to be 18 grand. Oh, but then two days after that, it's going to be $300. Girl? What the fuck is that?

Or sometimes it'll be like the early flight is thousands of dollars less. And then if you fly a couple hours later, it's double. Two dollars. Or yeah. More. Yeah. And so a lot of times when I buy my own flights, I be taking whatever's the cheapest. Like, I'll take that hateful early flight because sometimes it's so much less money.

Yeah. Now, we're in a very unfortunate position where like business. class, like business people, like those gross, nasty fat guys who drink margaritas at like seven in the morning, their companies pay for all these flights. Do you understand how much like a round trip flight L.A. to London right now in first class is like... 12,000? Easily.

17 grand. Yeah. Crazy. Yeah. But with SkyMed, we're bumping that up to 30. And here's why. You have a dedicated nurse practitioner, MD on board. And so they can say you have an 18.

hour flight to Singapore, New York to Singapore, longest flight you can take. That is a long time. So in addition to wonderful food and everything, they're giving you liquid IV drips, vitamins, whatever. And then Mr. Rabinowitz, would you like to, is it time for you to, you know, die, not die, but like, and then they put a little volume in your IV and you go to sleep. Will they treat other things? Like, what if I get on the plane with, like, a fissure? Yeah. Oh.

They do surgery, but it's in the back with the dancing, like in the lounge. Right, right, right. It's very, um, crimes of the future. People stand around and watch the surgery. You can, you can listen to it, but on headphones. Sergely. And Chris and Stewart's always there.

Yes. There's a guy's swings. I should. Yeah. Putting ears on the forehead, wiggling. No, but I'm telling you, it's like, rather than, because what really happens is rich people get on, they take their own goofballs, they have cocktails. That's what the rich people are doing.

Yeah, yeah. Take the big fat value. Anybody. Have a glass of wine. Yeah. It's like when I went to Australia like three or four years ago, I took a whole X, which is like two milligrams. It's a lot.

And then I didn't have a cocktail as I don't drink, but I was out. And they told me, like, we thought you died. Like I was dead. I had the early, you know how you can like eat early and then go to bed? Oh yeah. You always get the early meal. Yeah. Because then it's drawn out.

Yeah. It's too much. Although if it's a long flight, try to say. stay up for the meal because like it's going to be hard to sleep even in the flat seats which are lovely. The flat seats on International is amazing.

I don't care if it's, it could be a wooden plank. It could be a plank with spikes. I will bring my padding. I will bring my drag padding. I will do anything. But the ability to lie horizontal cannot be overstated. That is an extreme luxury. I just think honestly lately I've been lately I've been thinking the comfort plus

you get the extra snacks. You get the the extra drink service, you get extra leg room, you get the priority boarding. You even get your own dedicated think bag area. I just think as far as like what's worth it, it's like comfort plus is not that much more and you get a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. First class is so much more. Yeah.

And it also, it depends. But it depends. You give you everything. Bitch, you're still on a plane. It's still on a plane. It sucks. Even, listen, I am so ungrateful. I'm such a piece of shit.

You are. That even I can spy. Give me any situation that is the most. the best of any world, and I will tell you 10 things I hate about it. So, but on our puddle jumpers recently, these basketball players got on, and I have never felt so bad for that.

Oh, that's so, that's different. Seven feet tall. That's awful. Six and above. They were literally, while they were walking onto the plane like this. That's horrible. You didn't see them? No.

Oh my God. There was like, I was in the back. No, they went to the back. They went to the coach or economy or whatever. They don't call it coached anymore. But they were literally having, having a hunch just to walk through.

Imagine what it felt like sitting down. Like, well, you know what I mean? That sucks. I feel bad for them because even if they sat in the first class, it sucks if you're that tall, right? Yes. I hit my head three times.

I always hit my head coming out of the seat. I don't know what it is. Every time I get up, I hit my head on the ceiling. Every time. Everyone sees it. I don't react. My eyes are tearing because it hurts so bad. That blood in my face.

No one says anything. Three times. Both flights. Both flights. And I'm like, I swear, I better not hit my head when I get up. I just feel like I'm going through a renaissance with the airplanes where I'm like, they all suck. Every seat sucks. And the gouge is so fierce.

But why don't you get the vendors and the bookers and the promoters to pay for the gouge? Because they're all skimming and scamming. Everybody's scamming and scheming. I guess. But on our trips, we pay for our own, it comes out of our own budget. All right. Comfort Plus it is then. You guys, if you see us in Comfort Plus, just know.

No, I did it. I did it for Feena because that woman, as she has now, slimmed down dramatically and is living a very different life. I mean, imagine, imagine. Imagine the grip. And also, we were delayed for so long. I'm fuming. I'm spiraling. I'm ready to have a gun and kill myself. She is living. She was so grateful, so happy just to like be up and like, you know, have some like decent room and, and, you know, whatever. Yeah. And I was like, damn, that's a great, that's a great lesson, not to be a cunt. Not to be a cunt. An ungrateful bitch. I was in the lovely exit row and I, I will say. Are you prepared to help with that. An emergency.

That's what I kept thinking. As I got drunker, I took all my pills. Well, luckily I had, there was gays who knew what our situation was. So the gay flight attendants kept coming back and being like, do you guys need extra snacks and drinks. I was like, yes, I do. Yes, I do, Jeannie. Thank you. Do you need a little IV of volume?

But if you're used to getting a glass of wine every time it gets even close to empty, if you're used to a flight attendant refilling it, that's not what's going on back there in 21A. No, you're like, water? They just throw it. You got to turn the, you got to turn the, I had to crack the exit door just to get the flight attendant to come over. Can we get a little crossbre? Do you have any shard today? It was like, very that. I'll open it.

You bring that bottle over here and they come, they bring in the, give me your room temp canned wine. Oh, I, is, that's a good question. Is the alcohol any good on a flight? I mean, no, but like booze is booze. Where are you going to go to the plane next door? Booze's booze. Is it really? Well, crystal champagne?

Verclico? I mean, I don't know. If you're on the plane... It's the belt of air playing tricks on you. Well, you're not supposed to bring your own booze. And that's kind of a rub on the airplanes too because it's illegal to bring your own alcohol. Of course I do it.

Wait, so you can't bring it through security. Right. Because it's a bomb. And you can't drink your own alcohol on the plane. Like, even if you had the best intentions, it's illegal. And it's duty free. There's nowhere to buy it. You can't...

Yeah, they take the duty free before you get on the plate if it's alcohol, I believe. Because that's why you always see them handing you the bag on the plane. I hate that. But they don't want people to be blacked out. And you already see all these videos of people on the plane, like, being belligerent. Well, yeah. You just can't give people unfettered access to alcohol or they won't act right. That's why the nurse practitioner, the psychiatrist, and the MD psychiatrist and the MD physician are on board.

They know what to do. If you start acting all crazy, Mama, they do a little propofal. I want it to be like... Straints. They do the muzzle. Right. Cajumere muzzle. I want them to get mask.

one of those latex, full body get things. They suspend you. Oh yeah. Hooks in the back. I think it's very centa bite. It's very centa bite. And there's a way,

when you sign the waiver, there's in bold. If you don't act right, the chains will come out. I think, I don't know. I mean, I wanted to like

be like Kathy Griffin in the Slim Shady video where like a nurse walks by with the little. Wait, wait, what? Like a nurse. Kathy Griffin in the Slim Shady video? Yeah, she's in the real Slim Shady video.

The Eminem song. Yes. Kathy Griffin. Kathleen Griffin. Yes. What is she doing? She plays the nurse. He's in a psychiatric hospital and she plays the nurse.

Got it. Right? Yeah. Okay. I agree. If I don't know about Kathy Griffin and her relation to M&M, what do I know about it? Let's see. Oh, nice.

Kathleen, Joanne, Elizabeth Griffin. Anyway, there's a part where I think she's like, they have like pills and they have the Dixie cups and they're just taking the pills and throwing them in the cups. I want the flight of tents to walk by in little nurse. self-fits with your Dixie cup of your goofballs. And then you swell them. And then it's like, yeah, you're just like the loony bin. Like you're going to show the air rehab. That's another one. But see, here's the thing, though. You get off the plane completely free of drugs. No, no, no. See, that's the thing. If you now with a psychiatrist with a, with a licensed medical doctor and a psychiatrist's

referral, you can get on, say you're going to Singapore for rehab. You are twisted. You're not in a great space. 18 hours is a lot could happen in 18 hours in terms of detox. detoxifying the body. Usually you're held for 24 hours in detox or two days. Well, they're doing those cups too. They do the back cups. The back cups? The suction on the back, get those purple welts,

and that's how the crack comes out of your skin, right? The toxins? Girl. They're doing acupuncture with... They do the suction on the back. They take the cup off. They scrape it off. They put that on some foil, and it's a fentanyl patch.

And then... And then our... It's like, would you like to be woken up for breakfast or your coffee enema? an hour before we land? Oh my God. It RuPaul's there giving people red wine colonics. Do you think? Coffee anima.

Coffee anima. Because when you land for your business meeting, that starts in half an hour after the plane lands, you've got to be pert and ready. Can I tell you I... Where's all the shit go? I got so constipated last week. Me too.

I'm reaching a point in my life where I just don't think I can have... Normal bowel movements. Wait, wait, no, of course you can't have cheese. It just stops me up entirely now. Cheese is bad. So I think I have to go on the cheese. Well, don't get to go. No, I don't have cheese.

I have to live a cheese free life, and I'm perfect. I had to drink something that you got from CVS, that you drank this whole water, this fluid. And then it tells you, like, in 30 minutes to five hours, you will have a movement. Milk of magnesium. And I, no, it was something crazy. And it was like something citrate, something citrate. And I googled it and it said, like, I was reading Reddit, like, has anybody tried this? Does it help when you're stopped up?

the comet was like, when this hits, you're about to, you better be home. Lift, you're going to lift three or four inches off the bowl. You better be at home. Hydro, like hydro, what do you call it? Hydrocephalic. Hydrofoil. Hydro planking. No, it's hydraulic.

Hydraulic shitting. So they were like, you better be home when it happens. And I didn't, I couldn't be home because I had plans to go see Lee Cronin's the mummy with Juno Burke. In white jeans. Well, so Juno gets there. Lee Cronin's the Mummy is so funny to me. Girl. Lee Daniels the Butler.

Lee Cronin the Money. You know why they do that? It's like it's disputes over titles. Oh, so you can't call it the mummy. Like they couldn't call it the Butler. Warner Brothers was a whole thing. So they called Lee Daniels the Butler. I thought the directors like wanted that.

No. It was a huge dispute between the Weinstein Company and it was a whole thing. Interesting. Same thing with the mummy. Lee Cronin's the mummy. Lee Cronin is the money. Lee, like, where is she?

Is she in the movie, Lee? Well, Juno Birch comes over and I go, I just feel like I want to tell you, because we're on like a double date, her boyfriend, my boyfriend, we're all here to go on a lovely date. Love. And we're all going to go,

I just have to tell you guys, I took this medicine and then I learned online that this is about to hit. You are so wild. So before we go to the movie, it does hit. Everything, it's great. Love it. Thank God.

Thank God. Did you bring a cork plug for your butt? No, I just said like, we're good. And I was like, if I have to leave during this movie, at least they all know what I'm doing, right? Coke. Coke in there. Were you people doing coke in your bathroom? So did he blast during the moment?

He died. Does that make sense? No, I didn't blast during the movie. But I will say, you need to see this movie because Lee Cronin is going to be tried for his crimes. I heard it was really bad. No, it's very drag me to hell. Is it? It's very gumming the face.

Yeah. You shamed me. Puking. He's the same. I believe that's the same director who did the, the, the mommy version of the Evil Dead. Evil Dead Rises. Yeah. It's very evil dead rises.

It's very family horror. Okay. Dead body reanimation horror. My daughter went to Egypt as she came back to the mummy. Lee Cronin's the mummy. Pretty much. Pretty much. I love that.

It is a mummy story, but it's kind of more of like a possession story. It was scary. It was fun. Loved it. I'm scared? Not egregiously. Okay. Scary and it's kind of sick.

Okay. And what's his name who's in it? Lee Cronin. No, no. The actor who was in 50 Shades and a Barb and Star. That's Jamie. Jamie Dornan, my birthday twin. He's so beautiful.

This is really... I think it's him. Jack Raynor? Damn. That's not him. But shout out to Jamie Dornan because he is born on the same exact day that I am. We're both May 1st, 1982. He's the boyfriend.

The boyfriend in Midsomar. I'm sorry. That's who it was. It's midsummer. But he's so beautiful. And, um... You really think... Oh, yeah, he's cute.

Cuddy. Gorge. It was a good movie. It was fun. And I didn't get the... D-box. So I would love to You went to the cinema. The cinemaplex?

Well, Juno said she... I said, do you want to hang out? And she said, well, yeah, what do you want to do? And she said, well, I kind of want to see Lee Cronin's the mummy. I said, okay, we'll go. So it was like her idea, really. Interesting. I should have invited you. No, I'm just... All the times I've said, we should go to the movies. You say, I don't go to the cinema. Yeah, but it was Juno. She's never here.

It's what she wanted. Do I have to become a British transsexual in order to get you go to the movies with me? Oh, you have to become interesting. and have some compelling arguments about why I should go other than the popcorn and the magic of film. I've never felt so shocked and betrayed right now. Okay. Cool.

I've never felt so shocked to be shocked. I have a hard time. Every single time that she says, we're on this pot, she says, I don't go to the movies. I don't. But I had to see Lee Kronin's the mummy.

You understand? And I go to watch it's Lee Jones the Butler. If you know about me and you know about Lee Kronin, when it says Lee Kronin in front of a movie, I'm going. If it was Lee Kronin's the room, Lee Cronin's the Wizard of Oz Lee Cronin's Lee Daniels the butler

Right Lee Cronin's the witch Like Lee Cronin's Lee Daniels the butler I'm going Um Lee Cronin is It was really good And Lee Cronin really Lee Cronin

You would think it's about the mummy It's really about Lee Cronin's story And I just want to tell you guys at home Forget everything you think you know About Lee Cronin Because all of that goes out the window Lee Cronin said My audience knows me too well

But they're about to beat my mother. I'm British, so it's my mummy. But I sat directly behind the D-boxes. And remember the seats that I told you about that go like this? Not the D-D-Sy-SPire. So this time I sat behind the D-boxes because I didn't want to sit in the... Oh, they got mixed seating? What I did this time to, you know, I'm on a save little money tour.

I put my foot up on the D-box. So when movement happened, I still got to experience something. So you, you siphoned gas out of the D-box. Literally. I was somebody who sits outside the concert and listens. of the music. Have you ever seen that clip of that girl outside that Taylor Swift concert in the parking lot? And she starts sobbing when a song starts.

Oh, yeah. She just had a restaurant three blocks away. But I, so I'm at the D-box, put my big toe on the seat. And they don't know. I was like, whoa. Actually, you could have added to their experience by kicking them a little bit. There was no one up there. Oh.

No one wants the D-box. I think the D-box is too abusive. Why didn't you just get in the debug? Because I knew I didn't want it. But I just want to experience it. Oh, I see. I see it. That makes sense.

That makes sense. And June, I was telling her about it. So the seats start moving and she goes, and I'm like, the mummy. That's like when... Lee Cronin is in here with a D-Pad. No, he's in the projection booth with a little... Look on the floor,

Lee Cronin's holding up those seats. It's going like... Because let me tell you, and I know Lee. When Lee Cronin gets involved in a production, the inspiration is boundless. The commitment to the bit is unreal. If you watch the movie closely,

the reason it's not Lee... The reason it's not Jamie Dornan, It's Lee Kremlin. She's playing every role. He? He? Oh. Well, versatility.

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Okay. I would give it a B. Annie Hathaway, God, a lover. Michael Cole, that woman. is a fucking phenomenal actress Jesus Christ the camera loves her face and she is so

compelling she's every word you're just like everything she says she's so riveting she's so riveting it's like a play it's like a play okay there's some David Lowry who did the Green Knight every shot of that is so gorgeous

a little slow for most people what is it called the Green Night Gorgeous Leit Cronin's the Green Night It was a Lee Daniels Butler's Presents Lee Cronin's The Green Night Featuring Mother Mary

And um But did you like Is it about a pop star? Lee Cronin's Mommy Mary Um It's about a pop star And her collaborator So we actually very relatable to us

It would be like you and Amy Oh And um And um or like Um Me and Andrew So it was like Um

It was like a A pop star in her collaborator fashion like Um Say like Lady Gaga and Alexander McQueen or something like that. You know what I mean?

That was a bad example. But you know what I'm saying? And she shows up and she needs a dress for her performance. Especially she's a pop star and it's hard to do pop stars and pop songs in movies. That's one of the hardest things to pull off. We talked about in Smile 2. Leakron and Smile 2. Well, Daily Daniels presents the butler.

Right. It's hard. I think they pulled it off. mostly. It was very in fabric plus smile, like smiley fabric. It was like in smiley fabric. Right. It was kind of that vibe where it was like it got a little ghosty, but I don't know.

I think it bit off more than Nick and chew and I wasn't super satisfied by the ending, but they ate. It was, it was cute. I don't know. Things were eaten. Things were eaten. I was really looking forward to it. I really got gassed up for it, but then I lowered my expectations.

Thank God. I Annie Hathaway though I love her I do That's good Michaela Coles Cunty But Hunter Schaefer's in it

For one second Which leads me to my next question to you It's a beg Are you asking if I'm watching that No No I'm begging you to I'm begging you On my knees

To watch Euphoria Girl You think I'm gonna start now No no no no no no no no no no I only want you to watch two clips And I'll just describe them and it'll be brief, I swear. Imagine, picture it.

A rooftop pool. Okay. Cassie, the big-titted Sydney, Sweeney. Sippy Sweepie is driving a red convertible along the Pacific Coast Highway. Sweeping shot Nancy Myers movie like music rolls up to a rooftop pool in L.A. with a bikini on waiting for her friend from high school Maddie, who is literally 35 years old now, four years after college.

I mean, four years after high school. The actress Alexa Demi is played by eight. So this season, is it? It's about four or five years after high school. Oh, okay. Because they're high schoolers in the show, right? It's five years after high school. So she's 35 in real life playing a 25-year-old.

Very Netflix. She shows up in a fur coat. And before that, there's a shot of her in a green car looking out the window at Simpe, who's getting out of the car. And it's like 70s, like film grain noir motif all of a sudden. And then there's a slow-mo shot of her coming into the pool with a full-length sable coat on and glasses to the most sweeping epic Disney like soundtrack.

It is so fucking crazy. It is so insane. Good crazy? It's not boring. It's not boring. I mean, whether they're swallowing like dozens of balls of condoms of fentanyl and then shitting them out into colanders in episode one.

I feel like people are saying that they are confused by the season. That's the people on Twitter thinking that. It is a, it is a, it is a colorful, it is a super highly saturated, colored drenched shit show. 100%. But I'll tell you this. Zendaya is, she is a phenomenal actress because there is no physical differentiation between her and Dune and this. No makeup, no hair, really. She doesn't wear any makeup in either show, not really. Two totally different characters. Like,

she's incredible. She's the only one that actually looks like she could pass for 24. Lee Cronin's Euphoria. You would, if I showed you something, clips you would, it's, it's crazy. It's crazy. I feel like people aren't liking it, but sometimes it's like... Oh, it's bad. It's objectively bad. But it's like when people are like, they hate this Taylor album, they hate Euphoria.

I was like, maybe you're just growing, growing up, changing tastes. And maybe you're realizing the thing you used to like, you liked it for reasons other than the supreme quality. Of course. But it's also... But it was interesting about this show is that because it's been four or five years, these people now are superstars. Jacob Allorty, for example,

I feel like his performance is so, critics and everybody's noticing his performance is so wooden that it's as if he lobotomizes himself before he gets on set every day because it's just like he's barely there, checked out, it seems. All these people are superstars. Hunter Schaefer, Zendaya.

They're mad that they have to be doing it. She's like the modern day Julia Roberts. Yeah. And she's got to go back to this, She's doing a great job, though. I mean, they gotta be doing something right. I've never seen it, so I can't really say like... It's very...

It's just, it's sensational, it's splashy, it's sexy. A lot of it seems like porn. Like the... Ooh, I want to just... I want to film some porn. And that's what they're doing. Because it's very, very sexy and sexual and weird and crazy. A lot of violence, let us boobs and ass and titties and drugs and all that stuff.

Wow. It's not boring. I'll just say that. pigs Nazis there's pigs and Nazis and euphoria yeah there's um

the the the root is Zendaya she gets sold from the Nazi drug dealers to the owner of a strip club is this black kingpin named Alamo and Lori who is the the white bitch

calls him a pig on the phone and so he sends a pig over her house while one of the neo Nazis is banging some bitch from behind Faye and then the pig is pooping and it has a little sign on that says, remember

the Alamo. And that's like not even the, that's like a below part of the episode. Okay, that makes more sense because people have been doing that to me left and right. I was like, where do people get this from? Do you know what I mean? I was like, another pig. I was like, do I not watch enough TV? You know, I was like, what is this?

And why do I shit out fentanyl every day? Yeah, I don't know. No, I got to show you the clip though, because it's just, from a directorial cinematic point of view, it's bat shit. The thematic tonal shifts that happen within seconds are like, what is happening here?

It's just so crazy. I guess I'm going to have to watch it. Maybe now, since it's on season three, I could start from the beginning and catch up. I wouldn't even bother. What? I bet you got to see the beginning. I mean, you probably, yes,

you absolutely would have to, for any of it to make sense. Yeah. But the Alexa Demi thing is so funny. painted like a, painted like a drag queen, like more makeup than you have on. This woman is in her, she's like a widow. She's late 60s. Like she's playing a former high schooler.

Like she's literally, it's just so crazy. You don't have to watch it. I've been watching. What have I been watching? I watched that neighbor show you told me to watch. Crazy. I couldn't. It was so, it was so triggering.

The guy who wants to go to the nudist colony? That didn't, that one I didn't see. But the vampire, the guy with the vampire fangs and then the bearded bard? Yeah. They were so destined to be best friends. Did you like the guy at the dueling houses who decorate for Halloween? I didn't see that one either. There's only six episodes, Mary.

That's why I saw three. Oh. I think four is the Halloween one. And it's the last one, six is the craziest one of all of them. Is that the private property one? That's the one with the guy who like, all those neighbors are like, you need to put some clothes on. He's like an old guy. And then he goes to live in a nudist colony, falls in love and she doesn't reciprocate.

That was me. With the cat shit? Well, get the cat shit out of there. A lot of cat shit. A lot of cat shit. But those, the adrenochrome Pizza Gate vampire people and then the bearded bard

and his family, they're destined to be great buddies. Don't you think? The editing on that neighbor's show is so skittal. It reminds me of the sections from weapons featuring the crackhead where everything's like so fast and crazy.

And then they do like that weird like when he's like, I believe, you know, going on his manifesto. But don't you think that those two, this is probably. he was so riveting for people in the 4 and 5.5. No, people want to know what we're watching. Okay.

They, they, they, they, they, why are you watching Euphoria? Uh-huh. Because I watched the first two seasons. Oh, you did. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah, I was glued to the TV. Did you like the first two seasons? Yeah, I loved it. Oh, okay. I loved it. I loved it. I can't tell if people are saying this show's getting crazy and not good, or has it always been crazy. It's always been crazy.

It's always, now, but before before the issue was, this is hypersexualized high schoolers. Now, Alexa Demi doesn't count because she was 48 at the time of filming five years ago. Right. Now she's in her early 60s. Right. Oh my God. It's amazing. She went through a wormhole.

I'm talking to, it's crazy. She's crazy. She didn't go to college. She's four years after high school. She's me. 44 years old. It's crazy. But that's like movie stars in everything.

Beverly Hills 902 and O. Gabrielle Carteris, who played Andrea. She was famously like 40 years old. as a high school, a student. Damn. Yeah. They were old. They were old high schoolers.

Okay. I believe you. Well, I think it's hard to get teenagers to play because they, the labor laws, the labor laws with real teenagers is like, when you're under 18, you can't like work a full work day. You know what I mean? I think of how long days are on set. Imagine if it was all actual children. Well, they could just get to hire twins. Twins.

Like the boy is the guy who plays Homeland or son, I think, is a twin. That's why he's in everything. He's a twin. Oh, interesting. I'm watching season four of the boys now, but obviously I have to wait. I hate when I'm watching a show and I have to wait every week. Mary, I've, I've almost, I think I'm almost done with the boys. And that show jumped the shark so fiercely.

It, she took, she took, it jumped over that shark. What is it, what is this expression? It jumped. It jumped the shark. It jumped the shark. Yeah, it robbed her. It fucked her. You know, not it.

Lee Cronin's the boy. You don't like it? Lee Cronin's the shark. No, it's like, no, I mean, I just thought it's like, I love the effects. Yeah. You know what I think about a lot? The splashy violence is fun, but it's so, like, just running around in circles. What the fuck is Starlight?

What about her? Now she's a symbol for the rebellion. She's a reluctant hero like Katnais Everdeen. Like, oh, but I can summon, like, 2,600 volts of electricity. Just give me 10 minutes. She's learning to fly now. Everybody else can do so much cooler stuff. I know.

Well, it's hard because Homelander really is, like, so far. fierce. Well, I guess soldier boy's fierce than him, really. But I read all those books, and I love those books, but I, and also really like Sister Sage, this super smart person. The funny thing, when she has to give herself a frontal lobotomy to have sex. That was gross.

That was really disgusting. That was really disgusting. What about crawling into the peehole, sneezing and blowing them up? That was fierce. Love that. I don't like the big long dick. Love sausage. Don't love it. That's not a superpower. That's a liability. It depends who you ask. I think it's a superpower. We would be a lot.

around the blood. Go on a Vaseline alley, honey and just let them chew on it. You'd have to shake them all off. They'd be climbing like a trait. Dip it in some syrup and just let them. Take it on Bears in Space. Got an Offenhoff. Just skip the line at the door.

Take yourself on the ceiling. Just let it hang down the warehouse. I like the boys. I'm excited to see how it's going to end. I wonder, I've been thinking about this a lot. How do MAGA people, Trumpy people? because they love superhero stuff.

But when they're watching the boys... It's a little heavy-handed, though, the way they're... But do they like it or do they think it's funny? Are they so dense that they don't get that it's obviously them? I don't know. That's a good question. One thing I just... This is just a personal thing, I guess.

I... No, with all due respect to the actor, I can't stand Butcher's voice. It just feels like he's doing a cockney impersonation. It's pretty heavy-handed. It's so heavy-handed. It's like he's doing the lockstock and barrel, like a guy Richie, like, S&L skit every time he opens his mouth. But I'm really horny for, um, World Combat 2.

He's playing Johnny Cage. I hope it's a little turn. Well, what do you think about this street fighter versus, um, Mary, the movies I'm excited for right now, I can't even tell you about. Street Fighter. Yeah, yeah. Orville Pack and Street Fighter. Overpack.

Overpack. Overpack. Orval Peck. Mortal Kombat 2. Metal Kombat 2. The new Hunger Games movie. Hunger Games. Obviously.

Obviously. That's about it. Okay. Those are the three movies I'm really excited for. No, but that's good though. There's the Mortal Kombat, the first one, I quite enjoyed it. Loved it. I loved this Mortal Kombat from like what, 20, 22 or something?

It was the one with where Sub-Zero was kind of the, Scorpion was like the hero-ish. Yeah. Right? Sub-Zero was the villain villain. This new Mortal Kombat game, Mortal Kombat 1, I think it's called, that's been out for like a couple years is low-key but very high-key, I think, the best Mortal Kombat game. This is the one where you can be Daffy Duck. No, no.

That is just so wild. Like, you could be, they could be Paul Dene. You know, those ones where you can literally, they expand the universe of characters so fiercely. Oh, you could definitely do that. They have, like, Jason. They have like, Art the Clown. Yeah. They have me and you.

They have, like, Homelander. I know. Yeah. They have Paula Dean. They have Celebrity Chef Paul Dene. They don't know Paul Aideon. And they choke you with, but. No, no.

I mean, it's, the expansion is so intense. Gil King. Yale King and Oprah. They have Lee Kronin, actually. They have Lee Kronin. They have Lee Kronin. Get Lee Kronin down here. And Gladys.

Lee Kronin's the mummy versus Lee Daniels the Buller. Lee Kronin's the weapons. So I... Oh shit. Lee Kronin is going to watch this and be like, I don't get why this is so funny. Well, then he needs to talk to Lee Daniels.

I'm telling you, listen. No, I'm excited for Mortal Kombat. I'm excited for Street Fighter because I am curious to see what level of camp and, um, what's the right word, uh, I guess camp that they're going to, are they going to stick that landing? I'm excited to see if Orville Peck is going to get us embedded to the premiere. I'm not a chance. Lee, Cronin. I'll get on Lee Cronin's list and I'll show up. Will you, we need to pull some of your mummy strings and get us on the, if you guys don't get me an invite to that, there's going to be some street fighting.

bitch. Thank you. And if you don't make a good offer, I'm going to go down to Mortal Kombat to that premiere with my titty's out. And Lee Daniels, the butler is going to get you served. Lee Daniels is going to bring Carl Urban over here. Over here. What about Keith Urban? Well, she's going to be coming down with his wife. You sent me as well as 2,700 other people that Nicole Kidman has announced she is training to be a death dula. Love. This woman could not get more precious than heart, mind, her soul.

This woman could not... This woman could not get any fiercer. But can I tell you? I think she'd actually be good at it because let's say you're dying. You have all your regrets. You're surrounded by pudgy grandchildren.

You're scared. I don't think she's... Nicole Kidman walking at great distraction, number one. Yes. Number two, she has a wig on. She has a box of wig. She says, what wig do you want to wear? Yeah.

She takes a clown wig, put it on your head. And then they bring in some jello. And she crosses her legs. She's like, sorry. We have a new practical magic movie coming out. And you just kind of... Would you like to see a screener? What about the new practical magic?

By the way, I'm going to choke you to death. New practical magic coming in September. We got Stocker Channing in it. Yes. And Diane. And we got Lee Kronin. I tweeted out randomly Sandy Bullock. And then I, and then that thing appeared.

Practical Magic 2 and practical magic 2. I have, I, I, I... I'm excited. I'm excited. Yet I remain skeptical, as they always do. I'm excited. I'm excited. Nicole Kidman, this country begs for reboots.

and then shreds them apart when they happen. And I just hate to be a hater. Oh, no, no, no. I am a certified hater. I'm a certified hater. I'm a critic. I'm not a hater. I don't want to hate needlessly or uselessly,

but I am a critic. Right. It will be critical. That is my right as a movie cinema goer. Right. Paying $48,000 for that ticket, my $6,200. If I'm going to see Lee Cronin's Practical Magic 2,

I'm getting that D-box. And I want to be Skyman. They better have a propofal thing. What if Lee Cronin's mummy mummied you up? Girl, what if? What if? What if? But in order to get unmunried, you got to see practical magic?

Well, they have the D-Vox and they have the Leibox. Leavox, you sit on LeCronin's Flops. All right, wait. Moral combat, I'm bricked. I'm very skeptical, skeptical about Street Fighter, although I am very excited. I'm worried about Street Fighter because of Orbel and, you know, he is in horrible physical shape. He's been struggling.

I mean, he's always struggling. He's always unattractive. He is not good at exercise. No, he's terrible physique. And his voice is just nails on a shockboard. Demers shows up on time. Yeah. Always talking about girls.

Yeah. However, Jason Mamoa is in it as well. I don't know if you know anything about Jason Mamoa. I do. I watched some, I watched some D.C. films recently. Aquaman? He plays Aquaman. Yeah, do you believe?

I didn't watch Aquaman. Oh, no, no, no. I watched Dawn of Justice. Is that the Superman versus Batman one, Dawn of Justice? I watched that. Aquaman is, I can't. He is so. He is so shredded in these movies.

Can you believe his body is? Oh, I mean, he's so beautiful. But his, I mean, he famously says that he like doesn't work out unless he's got a movie and they make him. I, as a man, could not be seen or photographed next to that person. If I see a specimen, a male specimen like that, I go home, hello darkness, my old friend like I'm that person's gender yeah we're both male right right if that's a man what the fuck am I doing well I I have a similar problem but I'm totally different if I were to be photographed or in the proximity vicinity I would say a half a mile of him the vortex the the psychic

pole the gravitational thing that would I wouldn't be able to control my head going up his ass right and I would be jailed I would be jailed and rightly so yeah I mean I I loved the movie, Justice League. I had never seen it. I watched the extended cut, which is four hours long. Oh, the Snyder cut? The Snyder cut was like four hours long. Is that the one when they had to digitally take off Henry Cavill's mustache?

When I tell you, I thought it would just be like a bunch of extra scenes. I've seen both. It's a completely different movie, including completely different takes of the same dialogue. Do they? They fuck? Yeah. Of course, it's Lee Cronin's Justice League. Of course, Lee's going to bring it every time.

You know what I mean? Lee, that doesn't let you leave the theater. That's fine. Lee is going down here to the AMC and says, you come to this place for magic. And no exception. Pour it out for Lee Cronin because that motherfucker gives it to you every time. You think she's

going to have some kind of we come to this place for practical magic ad? I don't think so. Okay. I think they may, I do know that they made Sandy Bullock join Instagram. to promote this damn movie. So one of her six assistants. She needs to go to the Rupal School of Reels. Mary,

I was a little feeling a little sad under the weather depressed the other day. I just pop on reels by Ms.ruppol.com. And Ms.ruppel.com. And I just... I just can't... It's like Prozac? Throw it away.

Girl. Well, Butrin, gone. Crushed in the trash. I mean, like... Phloxatine? Dead. Dead. Yeah.

Enphetamines? Useless. But you know what? because it's RuPaul's Instagram brought to you by Luke Conan. You guys, we gotta go. The audience is so sick of us fucking saying Lee Kroen. If we ever run into Lee Kronin,

20 seconds. He's gonna be like, what the fuck were you talking about me for an hour? You just gotta give me 20 seconds. And it's all I ask. That's all I ask, because I just need you to know. I just shoved a nuke up my pussy. That is, I mean, there's so many. There's so, like, there's so many,

but there's one in particular instant serotonin boost for those who are per, you know, morbidly depressed. She is so fucking crazy She's so fucking crazy June is busting out all over In the parking lot barefoot Running a mile With a shoe phone

But RuPaul's so tall A mile for her I know Two blocks Yeah she does She clears about 8K In about 12 seconds Oh yeah

It's just They keep coming And we don't deserve it Oh yeah Thank you Lee Thank you Lee Bye Lee Bye

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