The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya - The Magic of Movements with Trixie and Katya

Episode Date: July 21, 2026

Across the porcelain provinces of our human experience, each soul leaves behind its own small testament; some solemn and substantial, with others fleeting as a whispered flush under the gentle glow from a nightlight. There are movements of grandeur, movements of haste, movements that arrive with operatic thunder. And then there are those shy little passages that scarcely trouble the waters below. The majesty of these movements is that all belong to the same mysterious intestinal symphony called life. Let us therefore abandon judgment at the bathroom door, accepting that no two constitutions are alike and that dignity may be found even in our most private acts of gastrointestinal release. For when we honor the full spectrum of what moves through us, we cease straining against one another and enter, at last, a gentler world of movement harmony. Need a website or domain? To save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain, head to: https://Squarespace.com/BALD This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Start online therapy today! Sign up and get 10% off at: ⁠⁠https://BetterHelp.com/BALD⁠⁠ Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To check out our Patreon: ⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/cw/trixieandkatya⁠⁠ To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYT⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://trixieandkatya.com/#tour⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.trixiemotel.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Listen and Watch Anywhere! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow Trixie: Official Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.trixiemattel.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@trixie⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/trixiemattel⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/trixiemattel⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter (X): ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/trixiemattel⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠   Follow Katya: Official Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.welovekatya.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@katya_zamo⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/welovekatya⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/katya_zamo⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter (X): ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/katya_zamo⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠   #TrixieMattel #KatyaZamo #BaldBeautiful Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Annie. Yeah. That's Little Orphanetti. Little Orpani Annie. She bursts out of the orphanage to come do the timer. You do? Oh yeah. Yeah.

They're great. You better. You better fucking Band-Aid. You better banish up those heels before you hit the pavement, honey, because you will be in Blistertown. Hunty. Blisterville, sweetie. My toes right now are so cooked. I wore these stacked heels to London.

And then I DJed last night at the Abbey. And I, I wore. You were the Abbey last night? Girl. I was walking by. Abby last night. Interesting. Well, I was in Brooklyn. I mean, New York City.

Do you want to, can I Can I just, wait, wait, wait, what time did you go on? Can I just tell you? Well, you guys are midnight. Oh, God. Can I tell you the level of pussy that I gave? I don't know what's been going on, but I've been looking so good in drag. I don't know what to say. Everyone's mad.

Why do you apologize for your gorgeousness? The girls are mad. I know, but the girls are jealous. But they're chopped unks. And that's the T. They're not fam at all. They are. Sorry.

Everyone hates me. They want to beat me so bad. Oh my God, oh my God. Look at that. I, okay, that with the connect. So what I didn't realize is. For a long time, that's very cunt. I know.

Sometimes with you there's a little. No, no, no, no, no. It's like a detail. Something. It's like a busted shoe. Or like something. Oh, it's always something. No, I know.

You didn't see my back. Shit, all the way down the back. Where will pair? What do you think? That bow was covering a turn. A hard tooth. Sticking out of the back of the head. Of course.

No, that was top to bottom. I shit myself. upside down on monkey bars, so the turd was working up my back. That was top to bottom. Ging. Gully. He's saying, yes, yes, yes. You know what happened to, you know, the photographer, Stephen on the scene? No.

I showed up in the back alley to enter the abbey, and he was standing there with his flash firing it, so I would feel like a celebrity. Oh, that's amazing. Thank you, Stephen. Thank you very much. He says, Trixie, tricksy. Then he goes, I'm just kidding. I just wanted you.

I was like, it worked, honey. It put me in the mood. Oh, oh, oh, oh, God. Oh, me. Oh, no. Oh, shit. I put my baby down on the concrete. Stant the baby.

I looked at up by titties and the tattoo said, hey you. So I was kind of fun. But girl, it was shoes connected to the body suit. Oh, baby. I looked at it. And I'd never worn that. Bootaloons.

Didn't occur to me. Bootaloons. Those scabs were muddy hoopla. Not only are they being irritated, but you can't take these off for a break because they're pants, honey. Oh, Buddha Loon Strike again. Yeah. Return of the Jedi.

It was so hot at the Abbey last night. I. Miss Pink, can you put that mic, It was so hot at the abbey last night that I was, I kept thinking it was raining and it was sweat dripping off my wig onto more of my body. Like, how is the sweat traveling up the wig? You know what you are doing to me right now? What?

You are making the case. You are literally Marcia Gay Harden in damages. You are Marsha Clark at the OJ Simpson trial. You are a public defender acquiring materials and presenting it to the judge as exhibits to never do drag again. That's what you are doing. And you are making your case. You just can't stand up and don't leave your house. Okay, so now we're...

I don't need to leave the house to jack off the electrician. You're at home and drag jerking off electricians. Thank you. No, no. That you are steadily made... You're on our eye rest. Defense doesn't exist. I'm done.

It's gone. Like, every... Every horse story you tell me, it's like, okay, so if the most successful drag queen in the world can't get aircon, where is the hope for the rest of us? It's over. There's nothing to do. Is it... Well, RuPaul just staged at the abbey, what, last week?

But she was in her, like, beekeeper uniform, whatever the hell she was... You know what I'm talking about the... No, maybe. She was given the Babadook. No, the outfit of the woman... No, I know. I know. I wanted to know it was me

with the fabric around the face. Yeah, Lady Olanna, except it was no makeup. It was like, it was like... It was the... The babab... Beater, but no bees. It was like a hijab.

It was a Roo job. It has a... Yes. It was the Rube job of Ganza. Why does everything need to be rude? Prefix Rue suffix Ganza. Why? Do you think that when she's getting

her back blown out? She's like, do you like this Roo pussy? Yeah, it's like, the guy's like, Did you want me to Rup Top or Rube Bottom? I want it to be a Versa Gonza. And it's just like, it's just, I don't know. I don't want to be a hater. I don't want to be a hater.

I wanted love, love. But, yeah, yeah, I want a Rup, baby, Rup, baby. Rup, it doesn't all need to be a Rupa gansa. I think it does. You're making, as a Rupal stand, I'm saying we need more. Okay. Well, I say, at least she's making puns. I'm just saying we should put Rup into things.

Just shoe hornet. Well, I think, okay. Okay, we should try to enlarge and enrich the vocabulary, but I guess it's splitting hairs. Girl, did you see obsession yet? No, and I want to see it so bad. Gretchen said to go see it, so I'm going to go see it. I fuck Gretchen. I fuck Gretchen.

Fuck that bitch, right in the ass. I saw Mortal Kombat and I have some, I have some comment. You didn't live? I lived. I thought it was better than the first one even. It was. And I loved the first one. I know.

I liked it too. The second one was awesome. There were awesome parts of it, but I took major umbrage with some big elements. But I guess I'm being a hater. Yeah. No, you're not being a hater. Okay. Mama, the budget was so...

The budget was $80 million. It was awesome. That was crazy. But the background tea was not tea. The background, the background acting and the background was not giving tea. It was not up to snuff. It was not up to par. I love when you see, like, choreographed martial arts and the background person's like,

or they were all like, they were all like, like, extras at the Shulman Bar Mitzvah. Like, they were to be in like, inappropriate gear. And it makes me appreciate. Everyone was in those rude jobs. Yes. But they're like white. They're all white or something.

And like they're supposed to be like some Netherworld. Like but not really. It was because it was an earth. Yeah. It's like a fake world. It was a fantasy world. A fantasy world.

So you're like, I'm like, okay, these people don't need to be anything connected to earth. So you don't need to be like there's, there's not necessarily a continuity that you need to be aware of. What I will say is they, when they ate literally with Baraka.

Baraka 8. Baraka chomped. Hilarious. Hilarious. And they made you know that there were practical effects. Awesome. Every vase in Pottery Bond was bought and broken. Also, Baraka being a surprise ally.

Surprise. Spoiler. No, no, no. Baraka coming in clutch. Coming in clutch. Because the enemy by enemy is my friend. Thank you. Thank you.

Love. Love it. Love it. Love it. What is their race again? It was the Narcans. I forget what the races, but they are a subjugated race of slaves. Yes.

an outer world that served Shao Khan. And so they also hate Shaq Khan. They also, the enemy. So it's like, okay, I'm not going to like bite your neck off and kill you right now. Yeah. I'll show you where to get. The an enemy of my anemone is my seahorse. Did you like, I almost call him Keith Urban.

Carl Urban's Jen Cage. Okay. So again, I thought about you. Um, I tried to watch the boys. So I thought Keith Urban. We just call him Keith Urban. I did on accident. We just call him Keith Urban.

Let's just call him Keith Urban. Oh, yeah. I thought Keith Urban sounded beautifully. I thought he saved the movie. He's a. He was so funny, but it was so, without him, the movie would have flopped so, so hard. He's so awesome. But he, and it was such a strange thing, though, because I hate Johnny.

Nobody likes Johnny Cage. I do. You do? He's funny. In the movie game? In the game. What are you nuts? I think being portrayed as a, like, in the games, they make him a bona fide movie star.

Yeah. Like, he's like, it would be like if Bruce Willis in the 90s. Yes. Like, it's like if, what's name, the short Scientologist? Tom Cruise. It's like if Tom Chris charisma through the roof. Yes.

It's like if that was a huge star. Yeah. It's kind of fun that like somebody who's in the Mortal Kombat is like a star. Well, all of his fatalities are very funny. Yes. With the like cut, just roll it again. Yeah. But I do like that in this they made him like washed up.com.

I thought that was really fun. At the ethnic anime convention. Yeah. Very funny. Kind of Angeline selling stuff out of his car. Like I live for that. But it was washed up actor. Yeah.

So he had a very human being. storyline and he was very funny. And I like the his storyline was very like, you gotta remember that you're Johnny Cage bitch. It was very, don't you, don't you know who you think you are? Right. Yeah. Guess who's back in the roundhouse kick at the mortal rhubat? No cap. Mortal rubat.

Roo cap. Okay. Drag race is going to do a child mortal rhubat where the girls have to fight through the death. I'm on board. 100%. Okay, but I did not appreciate. So, like, big, big ups. No.

Are you kidding? No. Where was the drama? The fans? Where was the... Yeah, what else? Do something else. Do my brows.

I was like, do something else. Like, that's all you got. What about Molina, baby? What about Melina? Well, I hope she's coming. Did you love Sandel? I certainly did nothing of the sort. Because you don't like the hair?

What's wrong? What's wrong? You wanted Sonia to kill by Sandel? I wanted Sonia to... I mean, I wanted... Actually, love Sonia. I appreciate her and Jacks. And it was a strange...

Love that actor so beautiful. She's gorgeous. And she did a great job. Those three, as a video game, I'm talking to Saganesis left to right, okay? That's how long far. Me and Miss Moore will go back. So, like, who are the three of the movie for you?

Who would be the three? Who would be the three? Well, if we're talking about Americans with a comedic, child, the active skill, is Sonia, Jackson, and Cthorbin. Yeah, Jackson was cool, too. Miss Sub-Zero's, Scorpion's Little Daughter from the first movie,

I've never been, spoiler, I've never been more relieved to see someone get their head smashed. Oh, wow. I know that's harsh. Who gets her head smashed? Sub Zero's little daughter, Scorpion's little daughter, her son.

Why do I not even remember? T. Unforgatible. I liked the Jade Katana, a little bit lesbian, well, they won't they? It was fine. Okay.

It was fine. I was a very harsh critique, but I went with my karate master dad. And also, you know what? They put us in that 4D thing where we got stabbed the whole time. Girl, the D-box. The D-box, you will get fingered.

Mama, we got fingered. We got fingered. We got... 100%. We got... The lights would come on every time Raiden was on the screen. I was like,

don't print the lights off. Yeah. With the movies. This magic can't happen with the lights on. Every time the light flashes... I'm just using it. I'm like, it blooms out.

Your dad. Put your teeth away. You're fingering your scar. Fing your stitches. But they do like confetti cannons. No, they did it. And then they did card tricks and they did close up magic. No, they did it.

What? I went to the magic castle. I cannot leave it. Did you mean the magic, Russel? Oh, my God. The Rujic Castle. I got my boyfriend. Hold on.

Can we finish Mortal Kombat? Oh, God. I love Shok Khan. Okay. Loved the mask. Loved how big he was. Love to how, um, girl. I want to say there was some physical changes by actors from the first movie to this one that, that, that really

took me out of it. They took me out of it. In a major way. Just like Catherine Tate has a sketch on the Catherine Tate show way back when, it was the, she's filming this like legal drama. And in between days of filming, they go back to the same,

they pick it up on the same thing. And she goes, don't tell me what I'm feeling is wrong. But the actress has done insane, like, lip filler the night before. And they're like, nobody's like recognizing it. That was what it gave.

It was like, so you. It becomes a yes and. It becomes like, so you want me to, you want me to extend my, my suspension of disbelief to include your insane. testosterone and anabolic steroid cycle plus the gender affirming care you received all over your face to make you

unrecognizable. Which I say, great, go for a girl. Yeah. Do you? That's really but relevant to the plot and the continuation of the character there's a bit of friction. Well, because you're making changes. Yeah. When Annie, if Andy gets a blowout, I need to know in advance. Right.

And as... No, when we watch movies, things like makeup, clothes, hair. It matters. Big storytelling devices. Yeah. So if somebody looks different in a movie, it's because they get a glow up, become poor or sick, just woke up. There's a million things. They get rich. They win the lottery.

So the character looks really different. It's hard to not attach that to the character you're following from the first movie. We're like, continuity. I thought it was a new actor. Continuity. Yeah. But hey, I still loved it. Yeah, yeah.

So I did not. I thought it was a big ding for Sindel. Now, Sindel as again. I love that it was zombie Sindel too. Yeah. I just didn't see her kill anybody. She didn't get to actually kill anybody. And also that dusty, the wig work,

Mama, she really needed to go back to the boardroom with these wigs. The wiggery was not up to plan. It was not up to code. I love, well, if you wanted wigography, it wasn't giving wigography. No, no, no. And I was like, going into it, I was like, it would, exactly. I would have like, you know, it's the way that the clash of the Titans and these, these very like these um what do you call them uh traditional

or like the tradition of generation movies that get redone and redone like hercules and clash of the titans how are you going to do medusa are you going to do how are you going to do the snakes it can it has the it's going to be so corny or it can be very well done but discreet or whatever when you got those when you get when you get yeah for discerning gentlemen when you got those cgia snakes on the human head it because it looks a little looks a little get the real snakes but then you got pita yeah thank you yeah and and Anyways, I thought I'd give it a C plus. What?

I know, I know. I'm a hater. I'm a hater. I felt hetero. I was like, I felt mega or something. The choreography was labored and it was slow. Mama,

I'm from the John Wick universe. They go fast. They get creative. You want Matrix. I want, no, I want John Wick. I want creativity. I want you to kill somebody. I want John Wheat.

John Wheat. You got to get into John Wick. You got to get into John Wick. There's a superhero called John Wick. No, it's not a superhero. Well, does he have superpowers? He is a killer.

He's a contract killer. Oh, okay. And he's good at it. Never seen. Keanu Reeves, there's four parts. Oh, shit. High octane action. Okay.

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which is watching, I started watching something that you recommended. Riddles Bay! Yeah, but I'm only like episode two. Okay, but he just saw the clown. Okay, but it's Stephen King-ish. Yeah, it's not him though, right? No, no, no, it's a Stephen King homage. And it reads and I love it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's so good. The only thing is, I like to play my little video games and stuff. It is a show you need to lay down and watch. Yeah. And sometimes I don't like that about myself that I'm like, lay down and watch the movie, bitch. Why do I need to be doing stuff? Put down the phone. No, you're telling me.

It's so, I think that we are so. I went to the Beverly Center. No, first of all, Widow's Base is fabulous. You should watch it. And it's not, you can watch it at night in bed before you go to sleep because it's not that scary. It's not like this with the jump scares and everything. It's very funny. It's funny.

It's funny. And the characters are great. The writing's great. There's not a lot of gore. It's like wholesome, but really good. Yeah. And, but I went to the Beverly Center.

We're so cooked. You're, what are you talking about with the phone? We're cooked, fam. It's unc. Everybody's chopped.

Everybody's chopped. I'm going to the Beverly Center. I'm going around. Every single store has no customers in it and the employees are doing the bent neck lady with the phone.

Right. They're the bent neck debilitating. And they're like, and it's everywhere. We're done. We're so done. The phone has destroyed our lives.

You know what's helped me though? Can I grab something? Yeah. It's pertinent. It'll be quick. Yeah. It's just right here. I just got to go

I'm just going to go to North Hollywood. If it's a double dong jelly dildo, I'm going to be so bad. What is that? What is that? What is that? Is it an iPod? No, but kind of. I've been staying off my phone a lot.

And I, because I've been playing this little thing. This is called a play date. It's like a very simple little video game device that I got online. Let's see. And all the games are very. No. Eight bit? Eight bit?

Yes. They're all like very 2D. And one of the controls is a crank? which I love. And I love it because it keeps me off my phone, but it's very like graphing calculator games. They're very simple, but I love it. Is this a new technology?

It's like three years old, two years old. Okay. Who makes this? Play date. I don't know anything about you other than this. I got to say, keep doing what you're doing. Isn't it great? No. It gives me the Game Boy vibes.

Crank boy. Crank boy. It's a Game Boy emulator. Queen. I started because I started learning to make games. There's a tarot card game. You want to do your reading? Yes, please, please, please.

Okay. Okay. Okay. There you go. We'll do your tarot reading. Okay. Twinkle tarot. Yes, Twinkle taro.

Tinkle Tina. Okay. I think of it. Do a one card pull. Love it. Okay. So first is going to make you shuffle your cards, I think. Okay.

So you got to turn the crank to shuffle the cards. Okay. A single card pull for quick guidance or a daily message. Clear your mind and draw a card. Love it. I already know. Okay. I think you got to push A to keep going forever.

Okay. Okay. Shuffle. Oh. Oh. crank it. I love the physical. You gotta crank it up. Don't you know crank it up? Okay. Oh, fierce. You can select one. You crank through and pick a card. Okay, here we go. This is Cunty. Don't you love it? I love it. I'm obsessed with it. The High Priestess, Incredible.

Ooh, feminine wisdom. Oh yeah, baby. What does it say? Okay. The High Priestess represents intuition, inner wisdom, and subconscious knowledge. She encourages, she encourages you to listen to your inner voice and trust your gut feelings. This card suggests that the answer you seek are already within you waiting to be discovered through reflection and meditation. Now funny enough, of course, what was my question? How do I need to gain the skills or what are the roots through which I will gain the patience and fortitude to wait to jerk off an electrician? Oh, it's me. It's me, myself and I.

You know what I think? I think it's about you having to have more compassion for people who don't immediately go at the green light. Because I know you hate that. That left green arrow, my hypervigilance is coming back to bite me. Girl, I'm a little too trigger happy with. The horn. What are you talking about?

When I'm behind someone who is not on the ball. Are you a beeper? Oh, I don't have a beep baby. I honk. Oh, are you that girl? 100%.

You know driver Zed? They said to not use it to communicate to other cars unless an absolute emergency. No. It's not because you're inconvenience. Not in L.A. No, no, no. Because everybody's on their phone.

Because so me and my little friends behind me would never get the opportunity to go and the people behind me are going to beep. I do a very light. It's a toot. A broken cog and a broken machine. Yeah, I do a light toot. I get out of the car. I go up and I go.

I mean, what's the other alternative? They should, to be honest, there should be more than one communication device in the car. Other than lights. That's the only other thing that... You should get a megaphone. Or I should just cut a hole in my windshield and have a tube go out. But play loud music. I do already, though.

Oh. Red, red wine. Is it that? Don't worry. You don't... We don't do enough reggae tone driving around Los Angeles. Bad baugh on the. Moonbaton.

I'd play a lot of bad baugh on me. By the way, would. Oh my God. Million times would. I would. I know we talk about him all the time. It's, no offense to Miss Bunny,

but the way that, yeah, I think it's understood. I'm in a celebrity lusting phase right now because that I went home to watch the Hunger Game series because the Hunger Games play just made me feel like,

well, I'm going to go watch him now. Yeah. Peter? Josh Hutcherson. Peter. I know, I know he's like, five, two. Sulking wet.

But in what? And then what? And what? A short king. Yes. Short, short. Beautiful big square job. Big beautiful eyes.

I had just watched him in, um, incredible talent. Incredible talent. He's so handsome. I just love him in everything. If he's in it, I'm watching it. And I'm loving it.

That's great. And I'm jerking it. I'm loving it. I just love him. I love him. We'll have our movie stars. You know what I mean? I mean, he's in that movie with that Hemsworth

and I'm like, move. Like, I'm like, all about it. You're literally hip-checking four out of the brain. Nasty put your clothes on. Get out of here. You know? I love that. And the fact that Katnais takes, you know, two movies to really take any notice.

I'm like, girl, wake up. Wake the fuck up. Are you blind, bitch? Are you blind? She's in the book. She's like so focused on protecting her sister that she's sort of like. Fuck that sister. But I'm like, you also might die.

Don't you want to get your back blown out? If I was in The Hunger Games. Miss Peter is right there with his hard, hard clock. Well, is it PETA? Peter. It's not Peter. No, but if he was from Boston, we'd say Peter. Well, if it was in Australia, and the next word was a vowel, they'd say Peter.

Who started that? Mama. Biancar. Bianca. It's not Bianca like Willi. It's not Bianca like Sanca. It's Bianca. I don't know what they're doing.

They call her Bianca. Oh, and they're just fine with it. England. It's fine. England and Australia, they call Bianca Del Rio. Bianca. So they hear, watch Drag Race. Let me get this straight.

So they watch Drag Race where RuPaul says, I don't know, 12 to 18 times in an episode. in season six. Bianca. So Bianca, Bianca, you're the winner of this challenge. Congregulations, Bianca. They're like, hmm, be anchor. Yeah.

What is that damage? Say it again? Got it. Got it. The anchor. Who's up next? Bianca. Okay, that, copy that.

Be anchor. B dash anchor. No, I understand, like I said, I understand how accents work and I understand not being able to pronounce things like a native speaker, but we're talking about the same language. We all have access to the same diphtongs, vowels, stresses, we understand we're all English speakers. Native English speakers.

We're working with the same 78 cards in the tarot deck here. We're all the same 29 words in the alphabet. Right. So these people say you, when you say Bianca, I say Bianca. What is going on there? I don't know. I mean, the good thing about that is she could spell her name with emoji. She could do the B and then the anchor.

Oh, it's the short game. I worked with my makeup artist. I'm making part of some London who I work with when I'm there. Their name is Jack. Love Jack from Gloop. Yes. Jack beats me down with Does little thing does my makeup

Watches me do a step and then takes the brush And refines it and make and shows me like Elevate set. Wow. Elevates it. Jack was like I can't watch your YouTube videos. I said why and they said because I. I can't help I can't fix the makeup while watching it.

I was like shit. I can't watch your porn anymore. But they're right. Your warts just like did me unbricked. They did my they did my highlight on my forehead and I stood away from mayor and I was like, I had the RuPaul perfect circle forehead and I was like, what the fuck am I doing? Yeah.

Fuck my drag. Bianker. I was talking about texting and they were like, you don't, they're like, you don't text me back. I'll send you something in two weeks later. You'll send back a cupcake emoji. I was like, damn, that is me. In red.

People text too much. Texting isn't urgent. It's like you left me a Valentine. I might open it. I might even not check the mail. Right. You send a snail mail? I hate texting.

You know. I've become less of a phone. person in a major way. You've been tweeting a lot. I've been tweeting a lot. It's a very, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's a very, it's, it's, it's, it's a very, it's, it's, it's, I'm not working right now. What about Azelio Banks? Tweeting you. I thought that was a joke. I thought I thought, I was the, probably 100th person. No, no, no, no, you were the only person thinks a lot, friends. Like, it's like, the friends who invited me to go see mall hall and drive at the cemetery for Sinispia, friends. Well, she said that you're going to get HPB. All blocked. Yeah.

Azalea Banks, I tweeted I'm ready to have sex with an Italian man and she quote tweeted, you are ready to get HPV. By the way, probably already have it. Already have it and vaccinated. Can get it from anyone? Yes, also vaccinated.

Not that that protects me against all strains, but I am. Well, yeah, what about the, what about the philosophy behind HPV being, yeah, basically if you have sex once you've got it? I know. That's encouraging. Encouraging and also the disheartening

because I remember having, when I had some friends in high school or I knew people in high school who were diagnosed with like that. I mean, this is like before the year 2000, okay? So it was like a death sentence. And now if you Google it, it's like, yeah, everybody has it. Excuse me? Everyone has it, but it can make it.

Cervical cancer. Anal colorectal cervical cancer. So it just makes it that much more important to get screened. Yeah. So it's not like having an HPV exposure is a direct line to cancer, but it can jump up here. But it also is a great reminder just in general writ large to go have a provider or a trusted servant or a witch in the woods or a monocle wearing oracle or anybody who, the assistant manager of the victuals and sundry store you frequent every Wednesday to check your body out. Get scraped out. Get scraped out. Get checked out. Get, you know, felt up non-sexually by a clinician, a diagnostician or a physician. I had a physician chase me out of the hospital, not after me, not chase me out, but after me in the hospital. It was thrilling to give me some lab results that were immediate.

Oh, good. It was great. The guy was, he took off his, he was a doctor physician, and he took his mask off, and I thought he was going to French kiss me. He took off his ball gag. Yeah, I think he was a doctor. He had a ball gag on it and get mask. And he was pissing in a jar.

Yeah. He was hanging from the ceiling bound in rubber. But he said he was a doctor? What about people being poured into furniture? No, thank you. I went into the Magic Castle. Okay. I went in the Magic Castle.

Is it the tea? There is so much information downloading at that place. It is so crazy. Did you dress up? Oh, I saw you in your, is that what you had a suit on? Yeah. Jennifer and I, so I, she picks me, I, I, I'm doing something and I lose track of time. And I realize, all my suits are hanging up. There's nothing to be steamed or iron or anything, but no tie, which I realized one minute before she's picking me up.

Is that, is black tie? Or it's a tie. Can you wear a jacket with no tie there? No, you need the tie. No, but anywhere that requires or demands that is usually going to have something you can borrow. or rent or whatever. Yeah. I didn't know that.

No, they will. They will, and they do. I'll gouge you. So I was, oh yeah. Thank you, Obama. Thank you, Biden. I ran, and I mean, I ran. I mean, oh, Usain Bolt sprinted into the target in my black suit to get a black tie.

And then I sprinted out back to Jennifer. I was pouring sweat, just drenched in sweat and doing my tie like I'm going to Catholic school first day. Get it on. We go in. We go in, immediately see this, this 20-year-old in the smoking section, who is a looks like he is standing in back of his grandfather's suit on a hangar. It's so large and ill-fitting.

I was like, what do I get? You're gonna make Billy eyelash on a red carpet. Yeah. Literally like, um, like Daft punk or like a, it's a little, it's a little, it's a little, it's a little bit of suit. Yeah. It's just an oversized insane ill-fitting. It's a cardboard suit that they're just, they're like, someone's like Matt Gala outfit.

Yes. I was like, okay, fierce. Mary. Spongewob. SpongeBob, exactly. They ran into Brett Laudermil, the Sword Swalower. We chopped it up. Oh, it's amazing.

But Jennifer was in the bathroom. And we had powered down our phones and put him in our very respectful purses and rucksacks, put him away. So I'm just vibing. I look. He's like, comes over. He's like, okay, hi. But most importantly, what the hell are you doing? Because I was just seated at the dinner table, staring into space, baldheaded, no hat, black, all in black suit, looking like nosferatu.

Just doing this. Buffering. Buffering. Buffering. And he's like, you look insane. Girl. You look like nospiratu. You know what it gives?

That amazing clip of you in full drag. seated backstage chewing gum, staring at that bending machine. Like, that is like the funny, weird, like, been there. Mom, it's so relatable. Hello darkness, my old friend. Like, holy shit. It's, it's, it's so awesome. It's so awesome.

It makes me think of that. Have you ever seen that Katie Perry clip of her from Witness era where she's stirring that tea and she has like a red face and she's like stirring? It's supportive referral. It's time for a supportive referral. Can we get YouTube down here? Yeah, it was crazy. So Brett, we come out, chopped it up a little bit.

We go into the, so we're in line. We're in line for the show. And there's these two blonde girls, 20 years old, look like models. And I say to Jennifer, I don't know why. I was like, I fucking hate those cunts. I was like, I fucking hate those cunts. And I'm like, this is a little mean in my mind. I'm like, this is a little mean.

And it was like, you know, and I turned to rigging on. I was like, I probably said that because I'm jealous. Yeah. And yeah, it was like, I said that because I'm jealous. I said that because they're hot. I said that because they're 20. And I'm ashamed of that. And then what happens two seconds later?

They're like, Katya? And then they say my first, my full name with the middle name. And I was like, George and Hazel pink ring. George and Hazel pink ring. And then of course, I- Jennifer Nightingale. Yes. Of course, I said to Jennifer, they're so fierce.

I love those girls. I love those girls. But of course, they turned out to be from Boston. They turned out, like, they were chopping it up. They actually turned out to be the most incredible fierce girls. So this is the moral of the story, you bald, old fucking bitch. Don't judge a long, sexy book by its cover. No, honestly, nobody can relate to being judged for being hot more than me.

Really? Honestly. Literally last night, DJing at the Abbey, me turning to Mateo and saying, you want to be me so bad. He's like, okay, faggot. Like, no, I don't. Me going up to people and saying, you're so mad because I look so good. And they're like, we don't know each other. Like, if I look half good in drag, people wish I looked like shit again because I get too powerful.

I get too crazy. Do you know what I mean? You walk in, you tip over their drinks and like, you are so pissed off. Oh, my God. You are through the roof that I have sexuality and you never. You have none. You have none. You are unfuckable.

And it's somehow my fault. I know. But you know what? It was because I. Oh, yeah, yoy. I don't like to talk about digestive stuff. But, but when I traveled to London, I took a lot of Zofran because I was sick. Nobody told me that Zofran gives you constipation.

Even the doctor who prescribed it, the doctor who came to my hotel and gave it to me, didn't say anything. Granted he was British. Am I going to trust him? No. What do they know? What do they know? How to inbreed? Oh, what's with your eyes?

Oh, oh, the things went under. Oh, God. Oh, you've never seen that before? It's weird. Sorry, I did on camera. I just forget about that. Flip my eyelids inside out. They look like Audi belly button.

For a second. Wait, let me do it again. This hurts me. I hate that. I hate that. What does it look like? I've never seen it. Girl, it looks like you're having a shellfish reaction.

Oh, I love that. We've got to get YouTube down here. So. Can I get a screen grab? Can I get a thumbnail? How do you do it? No, you have to, you have to shove them down like this. Like, I'm doing this.

I'm digging, digging, digging, claim digging. And then you go like that. And then it doesn't last a long time. Oh. Yeah. That sucks. Yeah. That sucks.

Do some nail glue. next time because I don't like that. By the time July reaches the Canadian Rockies, summer is no longer a season. It's a full theatrical production with mountains, wildflowers, glistening blue lakes, and at least one person in every group chat saying, should we just go to Bonf?

So we made that trip happen. My best friends and I went to the mountains last month, and we stayed in a charming home I booked on Airbnb. The days felt endless, the air smelled like fresh Douglas fir, and suddenly I was deep in my summer travel era. It was a beautiful place with a deck where I sat with an ice coffee and stared at the mountains like it had life advice for me. We had breakfast each morning in the fully equipped kitchen, and our evenings were spent in the hot tub under the Canadian stars.

And the best part was, while I was away having my grand summer transformation into a mountain person, my home didn't have to sit empty. Hosting your home on Airbnb means your place can welcome someone else while you're off canoeing, road-tripping, or sightseeing. That extra income could help cover your next getaway, a home improvement project, or a home improvement project, maybe just the gas money required to follow every scenic highway your summer heart desires. So this July, while you're planning your own great Canadian summer escape, consider hosting your home on Airbnb. Your guests will enjoy a wonderful place to stay while exploring everything your neighborhood has to offer. And you get a little help making your next sun-drenched adventure happen.

Your home might be worth more than you think. Find out how much at Airbnb.ca.ca. So I get super stopped? Yeah, that's it. That's it. She's staying. Oh, God. Yeah.

It makes me think, you know what it gives? It gives him. Hail, payment. Oh, very payment. Yes. Do you know what I'm? Wait, when you, when you next day, next day you DJ at music festival, you'd be like, ladies. And I'll go back, all my ladies in the club, raise one.

I'm like, you win hereditary. Like, girl, if I'm at a concert, if I'm at a concert, if I'm at a concert, if I'm at Calvert, Biotto goes, can you hear me? Like, you don't even know, baby. Girl. Oh, my God. So, you're constipated. You're a businesswoman. You have a big insight into the ways of the business world as it relates to drag.

How do I get big, big gut on board to help me? Well, ritual symbiotic plus. Okay. Okay. I take that in the ritual, the preem postbiotic. Yeah. And the pre and postbiotic. I love it.

And to take the prenatal. Well, are, are they going to. help me to finance my black diarrhea movie? Maybe I take the anti-stress and I take, uh, yeah, you took a bunch of them. So you got constipated. Okay, but not because of that. No, no, no, no, no. Because I took this new medicine called Zophran that I'd never taken, wow, does it work?

Yeah. Amazing. I googled it. Apparently it dampens your vagus nerve response, which controls like a lot of your puking and stuff like that. Fuck. So your digestive stuff. So the side effect is it can slow down digestion.

Didn't know that. Because I'm, I'm kind of a slow digester anyway. So it's good for me to keep regular. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm a once a day gal. Yeah. I'm a twice a day gal. So, but I'm traveling and I'm on abroad.

I'm a broad amount of different time zone. I don't really realize why I haven't gone in days. Days. Get back to America. I'm at the PS direct. I land. I go. Something's happening.

I have to go so bad. These are get like, but everything's very, let's say, try and pass like a nerve football through a boba straw. No, dry. So, dry.

Cinder block. An Easter Island head trying to go through, trying to put it in the gas tank, your car. Like it was crazy. So I freak out. I'm actually starting to panic. Oh, no. And you're not into digital extraction.

No, because I'm scared of hurting myself. And you guys know I just had that butthole surgery that's 100% healed now. So now I'm like, oh, great. I'm going to traumatize myself. You know what I mean? So I drink magnesium citrate, which is this bottle you take before you. No, it's before you get a. That's Bismuth, whatever.

Bismuth, yeah. This is what you take before you have a colonoscopy that flushes you. It forces water into your digestive track because the internet said it would help soften everything. So I go from, I just, I don't want to be like too much. I'm sorry people on the 405. The point of, the point of no return. Welcome to London. Thank you.

Welcome to London. So I'm basically waiting for the floodgates. The water to, first of all, it shows up behind the giant brick. So you're waiting for the sun. Sunshine, not the sunshine, the shining elevator open. Not to be gross, but I'm waiting for everything to get. Rehydrated. Yeah.

So that it can soften. Come out of the elevator. Yes. To blow the kids out of the pool. So I'm laying completely naked on the floor by the toilet for about three hours going, uh, uh, uh, PS direct. Oh, I got home. Oh, oh, you're at home.

Oh, no problem. That's okay. I got home. Thank God I have my play date. This distracted me the whole right home. Oh my God. I'm like, you're in the, in the suburban on the way home naked. No, no.

Totally. No. I was not naked. And you had to be swaddled to go into your house. Girl. They'd do that though. It was. So finally everything does work.

Everything does happen. And it was a, describe it in detail. Terrifying. Painful. Painful. I'm shaking. My hands and legs are both shaking. And I'm going, ah, it was so crazy.

Payman. Hail Payman. It was so. The knife king of hell. Girl. It was so. Tony Collette was headless floating through the room. Like it was not.

It was so crazy. And I just. I just want to say digestive health is something that my God, is it the first thing you take for granted? Things are good in the neighborhood. Yeah. You will not go, thank God. What a great day. Yeah.

Shout out to people with chronic gut, like you don't notice nothing. Yeah. Shout out to people with chronic gut issues because it is always on their mind. Who has it worse, the diarrhea people or the constipation people? Either and both. I don't know. I think it's apples and oranges. Because I'm a constipation diva.

Yeah. I'm a diarrhea girl. You are. Yeah, diarrhea permanent. So. Diary a promo. And I asked my boyfriend if I could tell the story.

He likes popsicles. No sugar added outshine popsicles. Oh, the devil. I love those outshine popsicles. With no sugar. Well, no, they don't,

they're natural. They don't add sugar. Oh. The natural sugar, whatever. Natural popsicles. They're amazing. They're amazing.

They're so content. Those little lemonade ones. Ooh. The strawberry ones. My favorite is a mango. Tangerine. Wow. Yes.

So, and then I thought, you know, I'm going to resupply them in the freezer. But I got them from a different store and they didn't have it. So I just typed in sugar-free whatever. So I got them sugar-free popsicles because he likes,

I thought no sugar added and zero-sugar was the same thing. Turns out I accidentally bought him diabetic poxicles, diabetes popsicles, like, not diabetes popsicles, but like for people who medically can't have sugar items, like fake sugar. Oh, interesting. And I didn't know that that can give

people diarrhea. Oh, it's like, it's like, um, like, uh, whatever the fuck. Yeah. Sorbitol or whatever the fuck. So he eats six. basically Trugging X-lax And then the next morning I'm going to get

Coffee and I don't know anything about coffee So I get my iced tea My coffee order is a Mint Majesty Tea just like we're Charlie Kirk I'm just kidding Do you know that if you die I'm going to go to those To Starbucks and order your Starbucks order for your name

And wait for them to order it Triple chocolate Three extra shots of vanilla sugar for Katia For Katsha for catch and Bianca. And I'm going to make an AI. We are Charlie Kirk's song about you that won't play on my phone. Girl.

My phone in the air. Like it's so fierce. So I get my tea and I go, you know what? I'm going to get my boyfriend. I said, what do you like? He said, ice coffee. I said, great. Gay.

I was like, tag it. You know. And so I get a cold drink section, cold brew. Oh. Turns out that's not ice coffee. It's a little bit different. It's a little bit more turbocharged. Yeah.

It is six diabetic popsicles. And a cold brew. He might as well smoking a cigar and then did a no filter cigarette as well. And a partridge in a pear tree. So I get home from work and he said he fought for his life all day. Two inches off the toilet clearing the toilet. But as a constipation div I said, I pray for the days like this. Do you know what I mean?

You're praying for rain out in the Sahara. What I want my bowels to do. Yeah. Have you seen the straight people do that thing where they stand on that water jet that like, that's what I want. Make it rain champagne. Yeah. Champagne poppy.

Like that's what I want. Yeah. Yeah. So I don't know. So, yeah. If he asked me to, I would definitely whack him off. Like if he wanted to put on a little, like, give me, like, if we wanted to, like, finalize the electrician bill.

Right. No, like, do the invoice and everything, because I think he's, I think he's quite tall. And if he's, I don't know, he's not in my big whack-it list. I think he's a very fine, little gentleman. I think he isn't a lot of people's big-whacket list. Yes, for sure. I don't see it. Yeah, no.

But that's what is, that is so wonderful. That's what makes the tapestry of humanity so rich in. diverse. Yeah. But so rich and in multicolored and multifaceted. Yeah. I mean, I, you know, you're talking about Josh Hutcherson. I, oh, God, the way I'd run my fingers through Josh O'Connor's hair.

Josh O'Connor? Grab those taxi driver with a taxi cab with the doors open ears and just let him have it. Josh O'Connor. Yeah. Let me just look up a picture quick. Yeah. He and what's his name, Russell Tovey are fighting for the taxi cab. Oh, Josh O'Connor quite beautiful.

Yeah. From, yeah. Knives out. Yes. The church one. Yes. And also from God's own country. What a cut.

Yeah. Very cute. And such a good actor. Very cute. Probably hung like the dickens. But we don't know. And that's not my business. So moving on.

Girl, speak, speaking of Vegas nerve, I was, I went with Juno Birch. And we went to a little dinner at this restaurant. Have you ever been in a, this is like not a joke? Have you ever been in a restaurant where someone starts choking? No, no, like for real. Tell me all about it. And it's such a buzzkill. I mean, that in like the most, I mean that in the most empathetic way?

No, no, I get, no, I 100%. No one in the room. Only one person can give the hymn like at once. So none of us can really do anything. One person is calling them one and you, and. Wait, are you joking? I'm, no, the one was choking. So.

I'm not joking. They were joking. No, I'm not that they were choking. It's not a choke It's a joke It's Bianca She's joking Oh my God

Call 911 She's joking She's joking That's not funny Oh god Is it happening Are they getting blue In the face

Are they losing the grip? It's the type of thing We're all laughing It's me and Jenner Birch And we're laughing Yeah And then she's like You know

What's that babes And I look over there And someone is standing up And it's this It's this And it's The restaurant gets very quiet This has happened

To me twice in this year Both times It was so similar The whole room gets quiet Everyone looks. What's the profile? One person is yelling like, we're on the phone with 911 already.

Like one person's already called him on one. And then one person is doing the heimlich. And both times they lived, obviously. Like, it would be, I wouldn't probably tell this story. This is a success story of someone in the room knowing the hymlich.

And anybody, they did. They lived. They administered the heimlich and they lived. And then would you see the thing like fly out and catch somebody else in the face? Happens all the time. Hey. And you know what?

Slippery little suckers. It was a tater ton. And it was delicious. And it made sense because it was kind of, The Dresden Cafe open until 11 p.m. No, but both times the person was okay. But it's such a scary thing that you're like, now you're about to eat and you're like, God, this can happen at every meal and I never think about it.

That's why we need to take small measured bites and chew at a low, easy clip. Well, you chew with your mouth open, so things are a lot safer, I think. Yeah. And my knuckles dragging on the ground. It was scary, though. Oh, that is scary. Where were the profiles? I don't know how to describe.

Who would play her? I do. I'm CPR certified. The first time. That's cock pussy and um, that's cock pussy and Rambo though. Cock pussy Ramble? It was men both times. Pussies.

Men both times. What a bunch of wimps choking to death? Girl, if I choked a death, you better put a wig on me. Yeah, look, that's not going to happen to me. Like, I don't have a gag reflex. It's, we whole pride this weekend, girl. All I raise you guys like, shoved out my throat. I can't have fell out.

Oh, I know. And don't you think if I knew how to choke, I would have done it already. Gag me. Gagby bitch. Hello. I can't be gay. I can't either. But look.

I can't be gay girl. I just want to say like this is a real PSA. If you're at a restaurant, talking is fun. Hang out with friends is fun. Maybe you're drinking. Yes. Lots of fun things to happen.

And it probably happens because we're all eating and talking. Yeah. I'm assuming eating and talking is less safe because you're breathing, aspirating while chew. Exactly. I don't know. Yes. But it was really scary both times.

And it was so like. the 911 was called. The food does get dislodged both times. But also I'm just like so fixed on what if it didn't. And like we're all ordering appetizers and someone just dies in the restaurant. Fierce. Not fierce. It'd be so scary.

Yeah. I think that would probably go down here. It would probably go down a little bit. It was scary. Have you ever seen a choke like that? No. I've been choked out way back when though. And it just makes me think of all these like gay people.

I just think it's funny that after your abdominal obstruction, I go have fecal impaction to try to like one up you. I know. I think it choked out in a restaurant. You're trying to choke. Oh my God. I'm David Carrey eating it in the restaurant. If you, I want to talk to you very briefly about choking.

So this is, so in speaking about choking, there's a lot of people who do autoerodias fixation. Which is the gateway drug is the choking game. Yes. Right. So I have played the choking game when I was in my youth. And as an adult, you play the crying game. Yes, I can. By the way, get a grip.

Get a grip. We've just kissed on the mouth for seven, like seven or eight sensual long minutes. And now because I open my robe and comes tumbling out my balls and dick, you somehow are so sickened at that possibility or that, that you go to vomit. I think the fuck not. If anything, you might be, huh. Oh. Huh. It's just the two of us.

Yeah. It's not the two of us. We're not at your family reunion. We're not at your class, your 25 year. You don't need to be puking. We're not at your 25 year anniversary. We're not at your LinkedIn celebration or like job promotion. Your wedding.

Yeah, your wedding, your weekend workshop with Hillary Duff. We're not at any of that stuff. Your Beasting retreat. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, we're not at any of those things. It's just me and you. And you have been touching and feeling up on my body.

You're an angel. The urine angels retreat. We've been doing urine therapy. Right. But that's so fucked up. Anyway, so I'm doing the crying game. people are puking that I You had a PSA about choking?

I did. This is for you. If I ever, if you ever find my dead body with my weenie and balls out and it is crystal clear that I have been jerking it while choking,

do you know what? I would ask you to do it and you don't have to do it. I would ask you to cover me up, wrap me in like the mummy or something or just make it clear that it was another way. I can't do that. I can pop some sunglasses on you

and like a little party blower like you can at Bernie. Yes. And then maybe just grab a knife from the kitchen. Just toss it on my body. toss it on my body. Yeah.

What if I put a book next to you that's like naked yoga and you? That's perfect. She died doing what she loved. She died. She died. Does that make sense? Yeah. I just really scared me.

And I don't know, something about a public restaurant where, you know, servers are like, what's that? You want a jack and ginger? Great. Margar,

you know, yeah, it's also humiliating. Humiliating. Sports on the TV. No, what happened after they were rescued. Oh,

both times the person sat back down and finished the meal. I'm running out of there. Both times other people who are walking by are like, are you okay? The servers are bringing extra water. It just was so scary. And only one person can physically even intervene. So the rest of us are just not talking and watching.

It also feels rude to watch. Right. But should I be like embarrassed and looking away? There's no. If I was choking, I would be thinking. There's no. Look at me. I don't know.

What's the social educated around watching someone choked it out in a restaurant? I don't know. Makes you think. You're not going to, a conga line ready to heimlicum if one doesn't work you like you tap out and you like you know what you mean it's like you know what you do you take you pour out your glass and you i got my take it for the and you're doing like kind of a pitch perfect or or close up magic close up when they die if there is a magician in the house can you do a trick where you remove the chicken wing from my throat now we're talking now what's that behind your ear the tator died yeah and then you're fine do that at the magic castle what's that between your legs oh cock and balls I've known all there is to know about the crying game. Do you know about this artist? Oh, my God.

If I had crying game, he would have puked and the thing would have come out. Okay. So if you see someone choking, I will reveal my genitals. I will show there on, I will show there in half drag on the spot. And if we know anything about reality, it's that once I bust out, once this gorgeous lady reveals, she's a man. Yeah. It will make everybody in the room. throw up. And we will prove

what's it for all, that gender affirming care is a life-saving procedure! Yes! Now drive that down to Fearichy Boulevard and sell it. By the way, I wore this speaking of... I'm sorry, this has been me the whole time, the whole time. I wore this red

baseball cap here that I had on the first episode. Yeah, I thought you had converted. And I scared myself when I looked in the mirror. I thought you crossed over. It like scared me for a second. And I had on my big wrapper on sunglasses, which is very How many of us were scared? Me too.

This summer, I'm going to London, Kentucky for the world famous, the world chicken festival with the world's largest cast iron skillet. Do they do in chicken a silent contest? I'm sure. They do a chicken like, or whatever, you make the sound. The misfame thing. Yeah, they do that. Chicken sound.

They do a Colonel Sanders lookalike competition. Oh, yeah. I've seen this. It's from the hometown of Colonel Sanders. Yeah, this is like legit, right? This is like, this is no joke. Yes. Last year, the headlining musician was Uncle Cracker.

but it got rained out. And the year before, it was smash mouth, but with no singer because he died. So I don't know what they're doing this year, one pointer sister or something,

I don't know. But I'm going. Simon. I'll DJ. No garbuckle. I'll get booked. You should. Sickening, girl.

It is sick name. Sickening boots. Sickening boots. We gotta get Biancared down here. My boots. Girl, there's two drag queens on, um, Project Runaway.

Uh, not runaway. It's a show with drag queens just run away. Q and, um, and plane. Plain. Yeah, I'm excited. Does Plain sew?

I don't know, actually. But Q does and Q eats those costumes up. Okay, fierce. I did stop for their season of Dragways. Emotional Support Queen? You know. I don't know, actually. She should give a lot of emotional support.

That bitch. Yeah, when I think, I need somebody who's going to give me empathy and the shoulder to cry on. Get plane down here. Plain. Plain. Diva. You're ugly today. Sorry, you're ugly every day.

I got to go. But I think Utica did a good job on. Yeah, but also you can really sell it too. Utica constructed on Drag Race one of the best outfits ever seen on Drag Race. You know who else could whip up the girls down there? Bianca. Yes, but also, uh, Mitzie Middleton. Nymphia.

Nymphia could eat the girls up down there at the Project Runaway. I want to throw her in a traffic. I'm saying runaway. I don't know. Project Runaway. Maybe because you're from the country. I want to throw Nymphia in a traffic. Yeah.

I want to drown her. She's so talented. I drowned her. Does that make sense? She made all of her drag race stuff. She is so... I'm like, what is wrong with you? Oh, nothing fierce. She's so fierce. You know, plastic asked me to...

Same thing. With that fucking whore. She asked me to conduct some video with her where she wanted to make... Kick a shoe and turn into the Marvel movie. And I was like, this will go one of two ways. I will look bad. Yeah, or...

And you and the audience and me will be like, well, you can't fix ugly. Yeah, ugly is always ugly. Or I will look incredible and I will never have joy in my life again. Yeah, the latter.

So I'm afraid of that experience. She'll also kick your shoe and turn you into fucking Princess Peach. Did you feel like when fame did you that she really worked your pussy out? Didn't Pearl knew you too?

No, no, no, neither of those things because what they both did was put their face on me. Right. So I just looked like a misfame impersonator and then I looked like a weird pearl character. But I didn't feel pretty

in both of those since I felt more pretty as fame just because it was more technically precise and was laid on my face in a more human way. But Pearl, I like did not, I thought I looked so ugly. Like I didn't, I loved it.

Do you know what I mean? Like I thought it looked like a character, but it was so crazy. So I didn't think I would look like, I didn't think she ate in short. I think she did an amazing job turning me into this weird. No, I mean, in the moment I was shocked

this like weird wet brown mouth in like the, it was crazy. But it was fun. But I would never choose to look like that. You know who's living their best life? No. Both of them. Both?

Fame is in Switzerland taking natural baths with her baby. I know. Mother Teresa in Switzerland. Man of the woods. Optimal male peak. I know. Health. Yeah.

Or, yeah, he's man of the woods. He's the man of the woods. The clothes she's been making. Her little runway videos. She uses all secondhand fabrics. Like, no pearl. Oh. She makes all her little outfits from like,

What office? Like drag outfits or real outfits? Drag and out of drag. Oh, wow. She makes these cool sculpted fun outfits and makes these videos walking in them on her treadmill. But she uses all like, I think she's so environmentally conscious. She doesn't buy new fabrics. Only like found like curtains. That's fierce. Eating. Eating. She's taking bits of the wagon wheel and the barn door. The beard. The body. Good for her. Living and Viving. Also, you know how this is living and vibing? Fucking Kim Chi sheik. Oh my God. Gorgeous. Incredible. Meanwhile, I'm in London. on day four of no poop. And I, day 40 of trying not to poop out of my stomach hole. What is your poop like now? I'm so happy to say that today was great.

Yesterday, a couple of days ago, because I'm on antibiotics again, I was wet, dark green. That's hard. No, it was not hard. It was super soft.

I'm on a lot of vitamins right now. They don't, I don't know this is so gross. It's super gross. But I'm on a lot of vitamins. And when you take a lot of vitamins all the time, sometimes you get, discoloration

You get like tennis ball yellow pee It's not like dehydrate yellow pee It's like neon It's like flashing lights Yeah I'd be peeing and every time You would think because it's been months Looks like liquid krypton

Every time you would think I'm used to it Every time I look in the Oh Yeah it's like Tootoo So I don't know What do we do Let's end with this

For I am not Emily Kimberly Who's that? I am Emily Kimberly's brother Tutsi Oh, yes, Stutzy. Everybody's got to go watch Tutsi. Before we go, can we hear him one more thing. Did you finish the boys?

No, I couldn't get past Carl O'Rin's accent. I can't. I'm sorry, I tried. I tried. I finished it. Give me a recap. I have a loved one that I talked to about it. My loved one is a Trump voter.

And I said, and I thought about this the other day. And I wanted to talk to you about this. Maybe we've talked to this before. Tracy, let me know. If you're conservative, how do you, enjoy art because when you watch Wicked and it's about someone being discriminated against their skin color, are you like, so me and you're like a white blonde lady, you're like, that's me?

Or if you're like a super satire, the boys, the boys, which is thinly veiled. It's so thin. It's like not even veiled anymore. It's like heavy handed. And it's a, it's a satire of like fanaticism and Trump really. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I said to my loved one who I forgot who they voted for. And I said, I wonder if it's hard.

for Trumpers to watch this because I know like that genre of man like Superman like superhero shit. Yeah. And this is like using superhero shit to critique capitalism, America. Fascism. Yeah. Fascism. And it's like again we said so thinlyville cheesecloth. I mean it's like shining through. Yeah, it's crazy. And they said well, you can read whatever you want into it.

I mean, it's just a show. And I was like no, no, no. That's it. That's exactly what it is. That's like Rod Sterling did with Twilight Zone. Because they wouldn't let him talk about race. So he made it about... Pigs. Yeah. So they all turn into Pigs. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But the metaphors are so clear. Yeah. In the wake of Trump tweeting a photo of himself as Jesus or whatever, right? Yeah. Or on the moon with his helmet off. Yeah. You have... I'm like, do that.

Do that challenge. In the last... Can I spoiler? Yeah, yeah. In the last episode, you literally have... You have Homelander in the Oval Office addressing the nation saying he's the Savior. Yeah. Saying he's God.

Yeah. And Ashley, who's the president in this moment, is in an orange suit. Like, it's so heavy-handed. Yeah. And I'm like, okay, there's gray and metaphors. But then there's how thin is too thinly veiled? It's like not even the what veil? It's a hair.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And how are you a Trumper in watching this and not feeling clowned on? Yeah. And not feeling like, if you can recognize Homeland is a bad guy. why can't you recognize the president's a bad guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I wonder if that's hard for people. And then I think about not just that,

but like I was watching the fucking Hunger Games this morning. I was thinking about this subject to come talk to you. I was like, it's like watching the Hunger Games and be like, this isn't about America. This isn't about the collapse of capitalism and human cruelty. And like, it is though.

Yeah. How could you just be like, it's just a show about superheroes. You can read into whatever you want. But how could you read into it any other way as my question? I think your answer your own question is they're not reading into it at all. That's that's so that's the, that's more in line with my thesis of we are cooked Mary. There's no reading happening.

There's no dots being connected. They're just mind numbing in front of the TV set with their tongues out and their lizard brains getting like tapped every, every time someone blows up. Every time someone explodes and there's blood everywhere, their lizard brain goes, oh, oh, that's it. There's no, there's nothing else happening there. There's no analysis. There's no criticism. There's no critical analysis. There's no, like, there's no metaphor.

There's no, it's not. There's just, uh, that's all that's happening, I think. Or they're on their phone too. But every time someone blows up, they look up and then they go back to their phone. That's how people watch TV now. I just wonder what the super conservatives like. I don't think they're, I don't think they're thinking. How do you, how do you?

Also, they're not threatened. So it doesn't matter. Yeah, it's just crazy to me. When you're not threatened, when you're in charge, you don't worry about anything. What would they have to worry about? They have to worry about me turning them gay or me turning their child trans. I guess, like, it's always an ethics conversation because it's about, like, competing conceptions of, like, the good or, like, the morally. And I don't want to go back to Watchmen, but in Watchmen, you have all these different heroes who kind of all represent a different compass of, like, morality.

Yeah. This one's like, this is the good. This one's like, no, this is the good. This is the good. And then you have like Adrian Vite, who's the bad guy, but thinks he's doing good because he thinks to kill three million people, you can diffuse nuclear Holocaust and save everyone. And I'm just, you know, finishing the boys and reflecting on them. And I've read the books too and watching the whole series and being like, I know.

Like Sparkler, who is basically on Fox News in that show, how are you a Trump person and you're watching this? If you're a Fox News watcher and you're watching Sparkler be on basically Vought News, which is Fox News, how are you not then channel surfing to Fox News and not seeing that girl, the mirror? Wait, Sparkler. Sparkler from season five, the Redhead. Firecracker.

What did I say, Sparkler? Sparkler. I'm sorry, Firecracker. Firecracker. Yeah, yeah. Brand death. No, no, the, she's like the show. Yeah, love her, incredible.

Yeah. Love her. But she's like, she's like a super bootlicker for, for, you know, Vaught and Homeander and everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you're watching her and you're, watch flipping over to the real Fox News. I know. How were you like, well, my show's over.

Let me watch my other show and not realize they're like, they're talking to you, girl. I know. They're talking about you to you, girl. Unfortunately, I think that your, your expectations are a little too high. This is like the most basic level of metaphor. This is like, this is like just change the, turn the wig. It's not even turn the wig around, Dina. It's like it on.

But sometimes they will change one little detail and then make it fiction. Uh-huh. It's like, that's how Finleyville the boys. is it's like, they're just adding superpower and calling it fiction. It's like her name is in Trump. It's strump. Yeah. Like it's crazy.

Crazy. I know, but I don't know. I don't think these people are. I don't know. I have no idea. I just wonder what that's like. Anyway, it's sad and depressing. Does he die?

Yeah. Does that make sense? How does he die? Can I spoil? Please. They successfully give Kamiko, um, uh, soldier boys nuclear power that takes away other powers. Oh, fierce. And Butcher and Homelander's son are holding him.

And the nuclear blast takes away his powers. And then there's a fierce scene where he tries to fly away and can't fly. They get him good. And he gets beaten with fists. And then Butcher takes a crowbar into his homelander's head, cracks the skull open, brain spill all over the Oval Office. It was really cool. Let me tell you about the boys.

They don't fuck around with blood and gore. No, they don't fuck around with blood and gore. which is they always give it. It's like, Gore, it's what's for dinner tonight. They always give you a second dinner to if you want it. They make a man's explode through a penis. They'll do everything you need. Yeah.

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