The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya - The Trixie Mattel Center for Turntable Excellence with Trixie and Katya

Episode Date: November 11, 2025

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This episode is sponsored by Airbnb. On a recent fall retreat back east amongst the stillness that only autumn can bring, I stayed at a home that was hosted on Airbnb. It was so gorgeous that I was swept away with the sweet scent of pine, the hush of golden-hued leaves, and that feeling of stepping into a mountain cabin that seems to simply breathe warmth. And at some point between the evening strolls under the starry Vermont sky and my third cup of spiced apple cider, I realized.

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Love the way. This episode is sponsored by Airbnb. On a recent fall retreat back east amongst the stillness that only autumn can bring, I stayed at a home that was hosted on Airbnb. It was so gorgeous that I was swept away with the sweet scent of pine, the hush of golden-hued leaves, and that feeling of stepping into a mountain cabin that seems to simply breathe warmth. And at some point between the evening strolls under the Starry Vermont sky

and my third cup of spiced apple cider, I realized. I could also host on Airbnb. My home back in the city of Angels could be welcoming guests while I'm away, maybe even helping to fund my upcoming summer vacation to Bali, or perhaps help fund that guest bedroom remodel I've been planning all year. So what are you waiting for? your home might be worth more than you think find out how much at arbnb.ca.ca slash host again that's a irbnbb.c a slash host i gotta tell you something girl i got i haven't talked to you in so long it feels like

i have actual stories okay well well hello first off how are you how are you you always is making her about me. God. The woman's a billionaire. Mama, she's laughing all the way to the bank. It's fine. Of course it's fine. I think it's better than fine.

I think it's good. You know, the what aboutism, the keeping up with the Joneses, the keeping up with the Cardasias, the grass is always greener at the neighbor's shitty yard. The neighbor's shitty yard. Other people's money is not our money. No.

You know? Other people's legs, it's not my legs. I think sometimes we hate the super rich, well, for a lot of reasons, but also money's perceived as power and we think if I were that powerful and I had that much influence

I wouldn't do X, Y, Z or I would do X, Y, Z. I'd get a necklift. Right. Yeah. I wouldn't, I wouldn't do the things that she does. No. But that's you and that's her. And that the end of the day.

She's her. You are you. And I'm me. Why don't you tell me something? Tell me something good. One of great. Okay, this is crazy. I'm driving here and Brandon was going to bring me this.

Wait, by the way, let me interrupt you. That always scares me that sentence. I drove here. That scares me. I'm scared. 95 miles per hour. Eyes close. Listening to rent.

Okay. 1,025 million, 600 billion. Exactly. That's right. Right. So I was. Oh. Brandon came to bring me these to show on the merch.

Merchant deeze. Merchant deezer. Brandon was going to drive here to drop him off, but he pulls up next to me at the, I'm driving. And Brandon loves to do this thing where if you're driving, he sees you driving. He pulls up in the lane next to you, drives right next to you. And he's like, and waits for you to notice. so try to kill me.

I wish he had done that thing that in dude wears my car where he drives up next to you and he kisses his male friend. Oh, love that too. I actually downloaded that clip. He jerked to it. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. I thought it was extreme. For the time, you specialize in things that shouldn't be porn. Yes, because I've exhausted all the porn options. I'm not,

yeah. Ran through. Form-wise you ran through. It's ran through and played out. Your hard drive is ran through. Yeah. But Ashton Coucher and Sean William Scott French kissing out of red light

in front of Fabio. is a great cultural moment. I don't remember that. I do remember when the two girls make them kiss. Oh, I don't know about that. Well, that's Forrest. I don't like that.

Oh, Forst. You have to use Forrest. Forrest is the search for grape. Grape. We don't like grape juice here. We don't like, no. No, we don't, apple juice only. And, you know, I know why we don't say shooting and stuff.

I will say, we got to give up PewPew. Excuse me, what? When people are on TikTok, they'll say, like, oh, see, I don't know TikTok. And I, no, that means they were shot. Pute Pute is so, if I ever got shot, please don't say I was Pupued. That, I feel like I was shot. Not, I mean, I'm being very serious.

That makes me so angry because I, because it makes it, it's not a cartoon. They're dead. It's not a cartoon. They're dead. People are dying term. No. Pute Pute. Pute sounds like, I think a Bugs Bunny or Daffy Duck.

How did he unalive? He was Pupued. He, he pupewed himself. he unalived himself by pew-pooing. That's what I'm talking about. That is crazy after he was graped. Pepe Lapea. Pepea-pew.

It's, no. It's fine. You know, America. I should come up with some new terms because I understand that these words are difficult. So you pick a pivot.

You pick something close. Oh, how about this? Yeah, the words are difficult, but the actions that they describe are more difficult. Right. Of course. Yeah. I know these are words that I think should stay shocking because we should be shocked.

You know? Yes. So Brandon, trying to get me ran off the road. Right? So then we are. both at a stoplight and Brandon's next to me. I'm thinking, why make Brandon drive this extra mile and a half? I rolled down my window. He rolls down his window. I go, just throw it.

Throw on the merch. Out of a moving car? No, we were stopped. So Brandon's trying to throw it and he's looking at the light. He's looking at me and he's trying to see if he could get out of the car. And then he unbuckles. And he starts screaming. He's going, ah, ah, he's unbuckling. He gets out of the car at the, at the red light and exchanges the merch. And I have some business envelopes for him. My business envelopes. And so I hand up to him. And then he gets back in the car and we drive. drive away. And then I hear him screaming and he screams Chinese fire drill. Oh my God. I hate that. Chinese fire drill so dangerous. My brother. I'm on the phone with my brother in the car and he goes, that's Chinese fire drill. Well, my brother goes, that's racist. I go, he's Chinese. And he did jump

out of the car. So I don't know what to say. That did happen. That is very, I don't think that is, I think that's reprehensible behavior. Yeah, I mean, I, I wouldn't do it again. Okay. But it was to save him a mile and a half of driving. Yeah, and I thought he would throw it through the window. He got out of the car. I wish he had done it on the 101.

Do you know, you know, like in the action movies when they jump from car to car and it's going like 75 miles an hour? You know how we should carpool to this and we should do death proof? You on the hood of the car?

Yes. With the wing, flapping in the wind. With her name Zoe Bell. Zoe Bell. No, Zoe Bell is an actress, right? That's her. Zoe Bell, yeah.

Okay. Yeah, as long as you break and I have to, I fly through the bushes. And then I jump up and say, I'm okay. And then we go kick the shit out of some guy. Go kick that movie.

The movie really eats. It is, I love those movies that, I mean, where it, like, almost completely gives you every calorie you need about a revenge fantasy. Yeah. It's like, oh, it's like, oh, it's like the pale, it's almost like, oh, it's a little too sweet. Almost a little too sweet. Not since last house on the left, which I think is another great movie. That's the great movie.

Was that the microwave head? Yes. The microwave head is the payoff. So I never saw the movie. It's so fierce. I never saw the movie. I know what it's about grape. And I don't want to watch it.

But I did see that microwave clip. It's the father, right? Yeah. Spoiler alert. Yeah. The torture, the sexual torture forced scenes are, it's definitely a horror movie. It's horrifying. Yeah.

but it makes the dad microwaving the head of the man who assaulted his daughter very horny so yeah it's like oh get him

and if you guys are just looking at us in the car this is the bald and the beautiful Colin well let's let's pivot that was me on the way here almost died

okay I have so many stories to tell you for once I'm like so I'm baldous my dick is a purple my dick is purple brick shooting preload ready to let you know

what the tea is got to watch Uncle Buck yesterday. Anytime I get to watch Uncle Buck, I'm happy. Love it. Is he flipping flapjacks the size of a house? Yeah. Yeah. Got to watch the John Candy documentary. He's just so lovable and great. Oh, yeah. You've seen the Charlie Sheen one? No, but everyone's telling me that I got to watch it. Yeah, I like it. Fina told me to watch it. I like it. Yeah, I like it. It's interesting. It's interesting. Yeah. What did you like about it? Um, I just, I

I forgot how attractive he was. Oh, yeah. He was so handsome. My memory of him is just of like, you know, tabloid stuff where he's like a mess. Yeah, that whole thing, that whole like minty B thing. But then I, but I adored hearing the story about how Jennifer Gray got him the part in Ferris Bueller's Day off. And then he was late to the set, but he showed up and they, like, I was just like, he was so hot back then. Yeah.

And like hot shots. Yeah. Is Denise in the documentary? She is, but I haven't gotten that part yet. Oh, you know, I'm going to watch for Denise. Oh, yeah. I love Denise. I saw like a coming up clip and she is hysterical.

That woman is hysterical. What's that movie? She's in? Wild things? Yeah. With Nev Campbell. Yeah. And Matt Dillon.

Oh. Matt Dillon, one of the hottest people. Mary, Matt Dillon, the star of the house that Jack built, which I recently watched. Again, that is crazy for me to do. Right. It's about a serial killer. Okay. And it is the most, well, not the most, but one of the most disturbing graphic horror movies you could ever watch.

There's a whole Adante purgatory. Inferno type of storyline that it Anyways, yeah, it's pretty It's very disturbing Very disturbing Yeah I listened to Celine Dion Yesterday a few days ago in the car

That was kind of nice Love to listen to Celine down Do you find her Just put on put on put on It's all coming back to me now Mm-hmm Put on the car On the way back from San Diego

Full Body Chills I'm not even joking No I know I know It's what do you call that It's like is that a torch song now It's a power ballad The power ballad

My favorite part is when the bell, it's like not even tambouring it, it's like Christmas bells. Okay. And it's like, I started crying in the instant. Like, I'm not. What is that? That vocal, um, idiot.

What do you call that? It's like a vocal, um, her mannerism. Like, what, what is that? How do you describe that? I think part of it is, because she's French Canadian. I think it's the placement thing. Okay. Because French, as you know, it sits in the back of the mouth a little bit more than like

English. Girl, they, they say. sit somewhere. I don't even know where they are sitting. And French Canadians have that kind of hello, how are you? Yeah, it is a strange. Well, it's not, you know, girl, do you have all this bitch? There's this girl that is so you

coded that I can't even like I sit home I sit home and I jerk off about it. Listen, this is, this is you. Okay, if this isn't you, shoot me down with, shoot me in the eye bitch. It's that French Canadian girl, Sammy Laundrie. Sammy Landry.

I don't know. She's that French Canadian girl who's like, A to a cigarette? I've never heard of that. She was looking for a cigarette or a lighter. Oh, no, they get up. They two inches from you know. It's crazy. Love.

They got a very particular brand of cultural aggression when it comes to ask for cigarettes in Montreal. Let me tell you that. What do they do? They get right up to your face and they speak like so loud. Do it to me now. Do you cigarettes? No, they don't.

Yes, they do. I never smoke in Montreal. Well, they make you smoke in Montreal when you get, oh, girl. I haven't. Wait, we. got to get back to something. I think we jumped like six different topics. I will cover everything today. Oh, just Saline. Just like the magic of Saline. Okay, but wait, you still haven't answered the question about Celine. What is it called? Because some, that kind of like, it's a, a trait of her

voice, like, how would you? I guess she would call it like a vocal characteristic. Okay. Yeah. You know, yeah. Which some people find grading. I like it. Well, that's fine. I think I like it too. But, but it's there's like a, um, it's an affectation. That's a great. That's what it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, her like lerve, lerve. Yeah, it's a little bit lerve.

Yeah, lerve. Um, okay, you love her. You love her. I would say if she don't, I mean, she, her voice has so much power. Mm-hmm. And she has so much skill that if it didn't have those. I mean, that, that, that also makes it so that you know it's her right away, which from a marketing thing is probably great.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Nobody sounds like. It's a signature. Yeah. Yeah. But a vocal signature.

But what about Whitney Mama? I went down that rabbit hole. Yeah. I don't know how the star spangled banner popped up. And I just, I started crying. You need a track suit like that. Oh, you don't think I have one? You don't think I have several and the headband with the wig.

I don't think you run in it, you fat bitch. No, I sing in my kitchen. Oh, say. It is. I mean, I know she lip synced it at the performance. She did? Yeah, of course she did. Oh.

I mean, that's okay. But guess what? It's still her fucking voice. It doesn't change a thing. She's still recorded it. I don't care if people aren't singing anymore. Mary, I don't care at all. I do care if it's your voice.

Yeah. It's got to be you. Right. Right. I mean, I'm shocked in Nepal to learn that a lot of these vocalists have like 16 background singers or front ground singers. This episode is sponsored by Airbnb. There's something transcendent about the first true breath of Vermont air in the fall, the way the mountains seemed to hum under a golden quilt of maple and flame.

I stayed at a log cabin a few weeks ago, so picture-perfect it felt like the forest itself had written me a beautiful, personalized invitation. A roaring fire, the scent of pine and cinnamon, and the slow, deliberate quiet that big city life never affords you. And somewhere between my third cup of cider and the crackle of the fire in the hearth, it struck me. I already have a home that I could host on Airbnb. It's currently sitting empty as I wander these Amber Hills, but it could be working for me. While I'm away gallivanting with my fellow leaf peepers, my home could be someone else's slightly warmer autumn dream.

And honestly, with my next trip already on the calendar, a Christmas ski getaway to Whistler British Columbia, it just makes sense. picture it snow-dusted pines cocoa steaming in a chalet mug laughter echoing off the slopes and perhaps just perhaps a romantic spark with a charming local canadian who knows how to make a mean snow angel and as i toast this season under whistler's starry sky my home in l.A. could be helping finance the guest room remodel i've been dreaming of all the while welcoming travelers of its own and it's not just me all of you out there in podcast land already have a home you could host on Airbnb too. It's straightforward, smart, and it might even be worth more than you think. After all, while you're chasing your own snowflakes this season, your home could help you finance next year's planned vacation to Bali. So what are you waiting for? Your home

might be worth more than you think. Find out how much at Airbnb.ca.ca. Again, that's A-I-R-B-N-B-C-A-slash-host. I have a new immigration story that will blow your fucking tits off your bald little body I got my sports bra on I got my sports bra on go You need to push your tithes together because I'm about to fuck them

Okay So this is so crazy I was in Canada Okay With you Yeah Oh my god you were there Ah

You gotta be kidding Wait a minute Wow Wait a minute Wow Wait a minute wait a minute Unbelievable. Maybe somebody needs to put the pipe down.

You were fucking there, you bald bitch. So, bald. I guess, but can I tell the viewer? Can I recap for the viewer? Absolutely, you can. So I go through immigration. I finally did my global entry. Yes.

Oh, I remember. Girl, I was there the whole time. You told me the story three times when we were there. But go, no, tell it. Tell it again. Tell it again. No, no, no. It is a good story.

It's a good story. Wait, wait, wait, wait. What happened? Okay, thank you. So I'm at the best Western in Winnipeg. Winnipeg. Because I like to spend a little money. Yeah.

So I'm at the best Western in Winnipeg. You walk in the lobby, the smell of a pool hits you in the face. Oh, mama. Right? Which is, in terms of Winnipeg, that chlorine smell is a win. It's a win. It's a big win because that place is truly the armpit of Canada. It was a win.

The riddled crotch. Because the ran through crotch of Canada. Without the pool smell is a win because of the pool smell, you get pegged. Oh, baby. And that's what they don't tell you. It is horrible. So we have to go to the airport at 6 in the morning that day. Yeah.

And I'm like, you know what? I never do this, but I'm going to smoke a little bit this weed because I want to sleep on the plane. I never smoke weed before 6 p.m. At 6 in the morning. Right. Wake and bake. But I'm not going to fly with it. I'm not a rule breaker.

Right. Oh, right. So we go to the airport and then I'm like, you totally could, though. What? You totally could. I guess, but I'm not a rule breaker. Right. Right.

So, not a rule breaker. A root breaker. So to get to the airport and it's like, you know what? That didn't really do anything. I'm just going to take like two more puffs off this so I can sleep on the plane. So then by the time we get to TSA, I'm really high on accident. Really high in accident. So how does that manifest?

Are you, do you think I'm paranoid? Paranoid. Hot and nervous. I got hot and nervous. It was like something with the airport high. I was like, what am I doing? Oh, yeah. That's not a great place to be under the influence.

I thought it would put on my sunglasses and be chilled instead. Immigration, hi. Oh, no. Are you kidding? No. So, but I had thrown it away because I knew the laws, knew it wasn't bringing laws, right? So yeah nothing to worry about no they're not gonna blood test you so they asked me all so they go through and then they say well you applied for global entry let's do your interview quick and I go okay that's a good thing I also I don't break clause I've not been to hide whatever yeah yeah yeah so we do the whole interview great I walk I go to the terminal I sit by you and I reward myself with a little no what I went to the I went to the Tim Hortons and got a um what do you call it?

Not the other dog. The cruller. We split it for more ways. Yeah, yeah. Right? So then I'm sitting there talking to you guys being like, oh my God, I smoked a little weed. And even though I didn't break any laws or anything, I was just scared during my immigration.

That was scary. You know what happens? The guy comes over. The guy comes over and says, Mr. Furkus, can you come with me? That's when I would have had to, like, change my diaper. Yes. He came and got me in front of the colleagues. And took her away.

It took me away. She wasn't willing to fight for me. No. She has karate training. She's very fit. She didn't do nothing. It was 7.30 in the morning. It was 7.30 in the morning.

I had a full diaper. I'm also, I'm also thinking to myself, no offense. If I'm the one that gets drug charges at the airport. You know that's how it's going to shake down. I'm going to lose my mind. You know Miss Universe has a great sense of humor. And she's going to, she's going to, she's going to, you're going to die before me of like a drug overdose.

Right. I swear to God. 100%. And it's like, what are the odds that this is happening? One in a million. Like, no, it's happening. Yeah. So he sits me down and imagine I'm high at the airport, but I've broken no laws.

I know I've broken no laws. Yeah. I googled the laws to make, took me around the corner to another table out in the open. Yeah. He made her take her top off. So imagine you're high and you're trying to hide it and you're scared. Nah. And she goes, so, Mr.

Perkis. Oh, God. Marijuana. You would have been like, M-A-R-I-J-U-A-N-A. No, I wish I wasn't so scared. I should have been like, no, thanks. It's a little early. Yeah.

Or like, he would have laughed. It was a little early. We would have had a new friend. Marijuana. No thanks. Like, I wish. But instead, I was like, oh, my God. Okay.

Yeah. It grows from the ground. Trees. It was hot. I was so, it was like, um, I was like in bridesmaids. But she's like, and the asquillas. Paralacas. Like, I was just like, everything was, I was like, uh-huh.

And then he starts asking me all these questions about where I've lived, et cetera. I'm, maybe this is not. standard about I must have somebody who knows me or me or someone must have been flagged in some way and then they were and I was so scared but I was like I I've never broken these life the stuff they were bringing up I was like I've never done any of this like

I don't know what they're talking about yeah and I got proved so thank you I do have global entry but now but you know how it is for minorities people who are not white right getting flagged for no reason ripped from their families thrown in the trash that's so funny because I mostly thought of you um that would like honestly regardless of whether anything was going on i would have had the fullest diaper of scared shit it wasn't you know what i realized it's not that i thought it was

anything wrong immigration scares me because of the trauma also at the meeting he said have you ever gotten in trouble with immigration i said well a good 10 years ago yeah i had the wrong visa yeah and i got detained and sent back to america and i've gone back to australia probably 15 times since That's what we call traumatic recall. Traumatic recall. Because there's euphoric recall and then there's traumatic recall. I just made that up, but it's real. Right.

And I thought, just be honest. Don't say, oh, I was like, oh, one time I had a visa problem, basically I had a visa problem. Yes. That didn't happen. My flop manager told me to lie to the authorities of a country. Get into that. Actually, my flop travel agent told my manager to tell me to lie. Right.

I know we've told this story like 365,000 times. But this was such a. traumatic recall of that. I was like, I'm full body chills. Yeah. Because I've been detained at immigration and it's terrifying. It's so bad. And so now everything about immigration always scares me.

Yeah. Well, also, like, we're not exactly known for our, like, swift and absolutely unflappable justice system here. And also, known traveler system, precheck, all of that is a huge fucking privilege. And you have to be trustworthy to have it. And so, like, how do I have it? I have never like I was not interested in lying at all no and I knew I hadn't breaking the laws and so even though I knew all that was true I was like freaking out yeah yeah a little bit of marijuana activated the part of my brain that was like you're

going to jail you're gonna die yes it was horrible and I did forget that you were there and again you said nothing no one to help me I what was I gonna be like hey you get your damn hands off her you get out of here international travel has just not been my my greatest gift um you know what I was trying struggling with, by the way, Winnipeg, shout out to Winnipeg for being the ugliest city in Canada. People know it. Canada is a gorgeous, I mean,

you talk about countries in the world. Canada has, Canada boasts some of the most spectacular natural phenomena. But nobody's perfect, as we know. No human being is not without their faults and foibles. Canadians are listening to this being like, we don't have civil war. Yeah, no, no, no, no. Listen, America, 128 on the global peace index.

Okay. But Canada, Winnipeg, baby, mama, you are boot nasty. And it's okay. It's okay. It's okay. Because there are so many cities in the United States that are worse than Winnipeg. What's the ugliest place you've ever been to? Winnipeg? No, no, no, no. The ugliest parts of Brooklyn. Easy. Easy. Have you been to parts? Parts. Have you been to Hull? Oh my God. I totally blocked out the UK. Hall has a river of mud. One through 12.

Hall has a river. Google to that. Hall has a river of mud going through it. Mary. Right? Salina, Kansas? Great drag name. Yes, it's true.

Selina, Kansas. No, but I mean, as we were like, because we went to other Canadian cities. Like, um, we've been everywhere in Canada. Um, we were in, Canada is full of beauty. Calgary. Calgary. Gorgeous.

Vancouver. Wonderful. Wonderful. Winnipeg. The drive from the airport to the best Western was picturesque in a way that is not exactly pleasing to the eyeballs or the psyche. And, you know, I don't want to be anti-Midwest. I love the Midwest. Winnipeg.

I was like, it's like we're in Green Bay or something. Yeah. It's giving like mid-city Wisconsin. It's got, it's ravaged by poverty. It's ravaged by drugs. It's ravaged by homelessness. It's because I was like shocked when we were in Calgary. I was like, damn, the city is clean.

Damn, the city is beautiful. damn the city has a lot to like you know calgary was so pretty calgary was incredible i didn't remember calgary being like that i thought she was some boo-boo girl toronto's beautiful montreal yeah old the old montreal yeah quebec in general it's incredible yeah it's beautiful with miss winnipeg the only good thing she's ever done is produce guy madden this incredible director other than that flop but you know when the civil war comes we will be coming to winnipeg and we'll be say oh we'll say oh my god this is very good actually thank you so everything so delicious oh my god your city is so beautiful oh my god Oh, wow.

Ooh, do you remember that clip of Sarah Paulson from American Horror Story Asylum where she's eating that food and she's crying and she's like, it's very good. Do you get into that? Are they still doing that?

American Horror Story? Yeah, of course. But why did they like, in terms of their, they went like, it went American Horror Story like, whatever. What was the first one?

So the first one is. I think it's actually, it's not called Outer House. I think it's called American Horror Story Murder House. Okay. Murder House. Haunted house, same thing.

And then American Horror Story, Coven. No, that's three. Okay. Asylum is two. Coven is three. Okay. And then it's like American Horror Story like yellow socks. I think it gets so weird.

Freak Show is four. Okay. Hotels five. You know what I mean? And then it's like American Horror Story like I left my keys at home. American, American Horror Story, inspired coupon. Yeah. Oh, American Horror Story.

Facebook. Yeah. Like, or American Horror Story like Raleigh? No, Roanoke. Roanoke. That's even worse. That's the one I was on. Oh, shit.

That's so fucked to you to say. That's why you hate it, you bitch. You want to tell you, well, leaving no impact. The way nobody knows I was on it. And the way, the way people who've seen it are like, were you on that? I'm like, yes. Talk to me about that, because I forget. Well, I had three lines in a 30-second scene, so I don't think it was necessarily the crux of the season.

But that's like, that was Charlie Sheen's role on first Bueller's day off, and it was unforgettable. Well, I remember, I won't say who it is, but Leslie was there. that day. And, you know, he and I had met a bunch of times before that. And we sit this golf court, this golf court, this golf cart. And I guess now he's dead. So I'll tell this story. But it's so funny. He sits next to me. And, you know, for Leslie, whenever you see me in drag, it would be like, oh, thank God. Because he's such a fag. And he's like, thank God you're going to ally. So he sits next to me. He's like, I don't know. They all want me to go do all these pride. How come maybe pride I do? Everyone's on Estasy, Molly.

Estasy and Molly. Molly. Damn. So we're laughing. We're writing to set this little golf cart, you know, on the, I'd say this is a fox lot wherever they made. Or the FX wherever they made that. I forget. And I won't say who he was talking about. Somebody in the cast, he was like, well, don't go there and talk to Othauphalpeth.

Wait, was anybody like actually mean? No, everybody was so nice. Everybody took lovely pictures. Oh. You know, and it was like, I'm Peter's Angela Bassett. Everybody. Really? Nobody was a diva?

Everybody was so nice. Oh, I don't like that. I want diva stories. Sarah Paulson, like they were all so cool and nice. okay well that's boring I just saw Sarah Paulson last weekend at the chapel room did you go to that car

oh you were do you see how I get treated no I would that is a huge that because that's like what 80,000 people or something I think it was 40 each night shout out to team chapel for having me it was so cool and fun and it was it was so fun and they treated me

leave it to chapel's show team to treat the drag queens well they have a huge she's got a huge appreciation of the drag art yeah she walked up to me she came to take a picture beforehand and she walked up to me

she goes oh my god your eyes are gone it's like what does that mean because my the blind oh yeah yeah yeah it is a little creepy it's like it's what's worse than uncanny valley just weird just weird and then um it was me her at meatball

and we're all putting our hands in and I go all right we're gonna put our hands in all right in the count of three we're gonna say have a great program one two three have a great program And Meatball looks at me and goes, he's like, proud of that.

Because I couldn't think of anything in the moment. So I just said, have a great program. You didn't give it up to God? Oh, I should have said like, on the count of three, one, two, three, glory to God. Yeah. You know.

What if you like, has to like engage them in like a five minute prayer? That'd be so country. That'd be so country. Yeah. It was, um, actually such a big show that I didn't really understand how big it was, which worked in my favor because I wasn't so nervous.

It's one of those things where it was so big and important that I didn't take a moment to appreciate it because if I did, I would get nervous. So I was like, it's just another day. Just play the music. What happens? Tell me exactly what happens when you, do you go out on stage? Do they announce you or like, what happened?

They handed me a microphone. Okay. And it was on at 610. Okay. Super early. The whole night was super early. 610. How long did you play for?

An hour. Oh, wow. Which is not long for DJ. I was like, this is great. Yeah, but that's long for like a concert, a huge concert like that. So it was in Pasadena. At the Rose Bowl. Yes.

Right? And it was like Coachella where it was outside. Everybody could breathe. If you're sick of standing, you can. can go sit under a lovely tree and have a corn dog like it was so easy the whole thing was so breezy and easy and the first night was kind of hot soundtrack was 80 degrees oh no and you know I'm setting up my computer oh and it's still sunny out right or no yeah still sunny out and I'm setting up my computer because I'm running my visuals while I DJ off my computer and you know I do

my own tech so I'm sweating I fall the sun is my face and when the sun's in your face you can't see the computer screen oh god squinting and they're like you got it you know and I was when you feel tight for time at a sound check, you start getting stressed. Yeah. That is horrific. You know? Horrific. And then at a certain point, you're like, well, we're just going to come out here and do it, whatever. I'm in drag. It's DJing. People are so forgiving when you're

in drag. The thing you think is ruin the show. No one noticed. You know? Yeah, but I mean, you've told me like instances where like the technology has like faltered or whatever, and that is so, that is like absolutely the worst nightmare. Rather we killed. Sometimes it's not just technology. The first night, it was

pretty nervous. And you know, I'm playing three decks and one of my I had mixed up which one was playing and I just hit pause and stop the music it was like a full

half second and 40,000 people heard nothing I said work and then I just kind of flip my hair and keep going like intentional

intentional intention oh no one knows you know what I don't like when they do the I don't know if you do it but when DJs stop

the music and have the people do it I do that okay I do it during summertime sadness so what do you do and you know

the bottom's freak out when you get My red dress. They start like Tina Belcher. What part do you like let them do or make them do? I like to that song. I like to go, let me hear you. Kiss me how before you go.

And then they'll hear it turn down. Oh, and then they go, summertime sad. And they're good to. And they flip it. They love it. They love it. They love to be included. So much of drag shows, don't you think, is not even about us.

It's about them. So moments where they get to be the star and they sing, they love it. I don't think I like that part, though. I don't like to overdo it. But sometimes I like to do it. because they freak out. Well, the DJ thing is like you're there to make them feel good. You're like an audience to see me, they're going to be screaming.

If I play cover girl, they're going to be screaming, cover girl. Yes, that's true. I want them to scream it. That's true. Okay. So the first night I had Kirajete and Calypso Jete Balmain. Balmain, I don't know. Well, I was, if we're American, let's just say Balmain.

Yeah, Balmain. Ball main. Both of them have performed with me before for solving disco. Okay. And they were awesome. Yeah. And, oh my God. The second night I had meatball and Anyanuts.

And I will come, I will come clean about something that. happens. So you know what a key change of music is? Yeah. Inspirational key change. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. So usually you, they'll put it in like my heart will go on to directly to Celine work. It's more powerful. It feels more tension, whatever. I accidentally had my key adjust on. I have a switch where I can match keys of songs. Let's say are really close and I want them to match exactly. Like this one's B flat minor. This is B minor. I want them to really marry. So I might pitch the song up or down a half step. The audience can't really tell and they go together. Perfect. I had that button still on and I play. Anya's song

I'm like this sounds a little low I was like it just sounds her voice it was a Nicky mix I think and I'm like Nikki's mix sounds a little husky in the vocal cords today not bad and I don't think anyone noticed like tell me can you sing it no

it's Nikki Minaj and I will say I was just like I've heard this song before and my DJ ear was like do I have it pitch down one little stuff and I look and it is pitch down Did you lift, did you pull the pitch up? So I'm watching her and I go, how am I going to do this?

Whether it's not obvious. And I see that she's running for a stunt. Okay. And the music stops for one little second. And she falls into a split. And when she hits the split, I pitch it up to fix it. And it actually created a moment of like, more heightened.

Inspirational key change. And it's one of those moments where you're like, that dry queen could have come back. Because I've been the drag queen whose music gets messed up so many times. Oh, yes. Of course. And the rage you feel. in your heart when the music is fucked.

Yeah. And so I never want to be the perpetrator of that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Mary, oh, that is. I saved it, thankfully. Full body chills. I was a DJ for like three nights at Jock's. They, they trained me to use the DJ equipment.

And I said, I was like, no, ma'am. I'm not going to, I'm not going to know, have this skill set set up because they're going to call me all the time and live right upstairs. And then you're going to be. I'm going to be the, I'm just going to turn into the fucking DJ who gets $40 a night. Right. No, ma'am. Right.

But one of the performers loved to have the music sped up plus like 12 or something. That is a very old school drag thing to be like, can you speed it up? Yeah. It was wild. Yeah. Like, that is so much. But then when you hear the song, like when I hear Missy L.A. L.A. Lose control.

It sounds like she's singing through molasses because I'm so used to hearing music make you lose control. And it's so fast and it's so crazy. Like, she's like, I've got a thick waist or I've got a little chubby waist in shape. Stubble, like a shake. Damn hawk of show stop But do my thing Motherfuck It's a hero critic

Everybody here Get it out of control With your hands out of the dog Is Mr. Miener's head That's what it And I did one night Misery was doing her number And she was

She was going like this So I could turn the volume up But she meant the speed it up So I turned the volume To a deafening level where almost I was like I was like I'm going to sustain some kind of like oral damage here

it was and she she would glare at me every time there's only four people in audience so who cares but it was like oh my God DJing is so stressful it is but like I mean in some ways it's like be aware of the fact that you have to pay attention and be accurate but don't let that get in the way

of having a good time because ultimately DJs to me if I want to play really well and I look like I'm playing chess and I'm ignoring the audience that's not good either. No. But if I'm like living and I'm living so hard

that I'm messing up the music, that's not good at either. You're like, woo! Yes. So I try to hit a nice middle. But honestly, when I do mess up,

I always tell myself like, well, at least they know I'm really playing. Hello, that's true. Because I work with a lot of girls who have flawless mixing skills. Yeah. Let's just see that.

Yeah. And they almost play exactly the same every show. Hmm. It's almost as if someone had created a playlist that they simply press play on. Yeah. That was good.

But Chappell, the show was beyond. I got to watch both nights and the show was so stupidly above and beyond the skill level of any artist. Fina said that the production value was incredible.

She comes out in like this really cool Renaissance garb like dragon skin garb. The stage is a castle. Wow. The opening starts and it's this organ music and it's a book,

which book that says CR. Japel room. Gotcha. And a big glowing hand opens the book. and it's like the show was like, it was so horny. Yeah. Her singing, it honestly reminded me a lot of Cindy.

Cindy's show was primarily about the songwriting and the singing. Cindy Brady? Oh. Cindy Brady. Yeah. That's literally who I just. Girl, Cindy Brady's show. Like, Marcia's is much better.

And I told her, I said, your show really reminded me. The next night, I was like, you reminded me of Cindy, how the show is really about the singing and the songwriting. She was like, oh, I love Cindy. I was like, yeah, me too. She, honestly. I can't compare to anything other than

one of the best things I've ever seen. Really? It's the best singing and you're sitting there thinking this bitch brought all this fucking music. Did she really? This bitch has a like outer space level fame

that was so sudden and she's still out here running around the sage really singing. Singing right up to the line where the singing is accurate but she's not like You could is a hundred boys.

She's like having fun. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It just, she really ate. It was amazing. And then, um, that's where I saw Sarah Paulson. She was, did she leave any crumbs? No, no crumbs.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What? Two more things. Guess, girl. Wait, so many, so many celebrities were at that concert, by the way. It was like Taylor Swift, Laura Dern. Pedro, Pascal came over and said, hello.

That's, and I, and I gave him a hug. And I said, we're going to give her this acting shit, baby. I see you in gowns. And he laughed. I always want to make an impression. Why are you front and then. And then I swing big like that. And I walk away being like, what's wrong with you?

Why do you say? When are you going to start doing drag? He said something nice about like you and I. He was like, you know, what you do is so magical people. And I was like, yeah, thank you. Literally. Oh, sorry. I was like, I loved you in Buffy.

Killing it. And Fina goes. Pedro Pascal? Was in Buffy for one episode. And Fina goes, that's the Mandalorian. I go, Amanda Lopor's here. You know, I couldn't hear. The Amanda Loporian.

And I made sure she met him because she loves Star War. Yes, she does. So I made sure she does. I mean, I had literally, I think that very. night that you were there meeting him, I was watching him get his skull crushed by the mountain on Game of Thrones. Probably so. It was, Mary,

I've been rewatching that shit. Girl. Girl. It's wild. It is, I don't know I've talked about this before, but it just deserves talking about it again. The way that they fumbled. So, like, this show, the most expensive show in the world, most, one of the most critically acclaimed, everybody, Sunday night

is like water cooler, bonanza show. You know what I mean? Everybody's watching on Sunday night. Prestige TV. And once the books end and the writers have to take liberty with the story, it just tanks so spectacularly bad. I mean, so bad. It's just breathtaking. I really need you to watch it. I watch two seasons of it. Two seasons. There's eight. It was a college course, Mary. It was an undergraduate degree. What do you mean? Because episodes are so long. Nobody knows anybody. None of these people have met. Well, okay, yes. And I, There's no cell phones.

There's no cell phone. There's no grinder in the show. No, no. I know I'm about, I'm about to say that thing that I can't stand where people say, you just have to muscle through the first four seasons. Like, I'm not doing that. Well, I don't think you could have been at home watching that because you were at the show. Let me explain.

Guess who walks in? Who? Betsy Johnson. Oh, shit. And I see her from a far. Did she car wheel and split? I see her from like here to there away. And I go, oh my God.

all these years of joking about it. It is true. That bitch looks exactly like you. Mary, when I was, when I had that, that, that, that really heavy razor cut bob. And it was like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like, a, like, a, like, a, like, a, like, a, like, a, like, a, like, a, like, a, and it was, and then, and then, God is a key word here, because that was absolutely the texture. And we were, yeah, tan, yeah, tan as fuck. And then she's, um, raccoon eyes, looking about 20 years older than I actually am. And I'm with somebody who knows you.

Mm-hmm. And I go, look, Katte's here. And I say it as a joke. And he goes, oh, yeah. Bam. That's not her. Yeah, that is an 85 year old woman. That is an 85 year old woman.

It's not her. Yeah. That's why I stopped joking about my age. Because I say, like, how well, do you? I'm a 53. Like, oh, you look good. They believe it. They believe it.

Without flinching. Nick is trying to perpetrate that he's 29 now and he's telling people who's 28. Mary, he could say 24. But he's been telling me like, I'm telling people I'm 28. And I said, hold are you. He said 29. I said, ooh. I said, swing big bitch.

Say you're 16. No, no, no, no. You got it. 29 is that nobody's 29. Nobody's 39. 39 is the perpetrator. Yeah, grinder. Everybody's 39.

It looks like, how's a wax? 39 is so fraudulent. Fraudulent. If you are 39, you're not. No, you're either 38 or 40. 40. It skips. It's like the 13th Florida elevator. It is not an age that anybody is.

No. Oh my God. Wait. So who else was, what other celebrity sightings? I want to see celebrities. You know, I'm not good at seeing them. Cizzo was there. I don't know what she looks like.

Just a pair of scissors. I'm just kidding. Again, I can't hear. A huge older size. Cissors? The Mandalorian. Amanda Lopores here. I can't.

I'm a DJ. Yeah, Pedro Pascal, Betsy Johnson. Sarah Paulson. Yes. Oh, Justin Tranter. Justicter. Requel Welch. I think she's died.

I think she might have died. She was, I'm not good. it knowing who is I have no idea why I said I was there. You were there, yes. Well, you know, I do forget that you are very famous. I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about. I'm on the cover of the Hollywood reporter. Oh, let's talk about it.

Look at that. Yeah. And what are they going to do? Girl, who the fuck are all these other people? Well, I try to edit everyone out, including the CEO of YouTube, but I couldn't. Over 20 billion served? I literally know you and Brittany. Well, I do know I do know a few of the people there. Several of them are sports commentators, which is like you and I don't

know them. Yeah. But I do know Marquez. Okay. Was anybody afraid of you sexually? No, what I, it was really fun and of course, can I just be sentimental for a second? You and I are drag queens. These opportunities don't come to us all the time. No, they don't. Especially in this four year period. Yeah.

So I said to the CEO of YouTube and everybody there, I said, for you to have me on here right now at this time of American history, I cannot tell you what it means to me. I said, I love doing YouTube. Yeah. This is so cool. And a sleeveless dress, but, but but I, they asked me to wear red and white or they, because it's YouTube colors. Oh, right, right.

They said, we'd like a, they said, most of you would probably wear black, but we'd like a few of me to be daring and go for red. Yeah. So, you know, in 2025 for me to wear a red dress, what am I, Sidney, Sweeney, you know. But it's, no, but it's, oh. Oh. So I wish there was a moment where we all could have sat. I never actually got to sit and.

Hobnob. Yeah. Mingle. Brittany and I, you know, stood in the corner like two fags. Oh, at this, the YouTube thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wish I would have just had more confidence to go say, hi I don't know your channel what do you do but that feels shitty to say I don't know who you are

yeah and also you look strange I think for some people so in drag I think a lot of people would say it's horny I know but a lot of people are very taken they're like they're probably intimidated by it I think they're bricked yeah yeah they're like hi I'm not sure I don't know you but I'd like you because I want to fuck you I think their pussy's are quoting oh my god chapel I took a picture of chapel you know she comes up to I think my navel oh my god she's so tiny And I go, you know, you're living a lot of lesbian's dreams right now, have my boobs in your face. And she laughed. And I said, I think I might be living a lot of lesbian's dream by having your face in my boobs.

It's like a lot of, a lot of that. Yeah, a lot of the fingies. Would you like when the girls have the, what they call them bangers? I don't know. You know what? I am like. Because it's long nails and then these will be nubs. I'm appropriately ignorant of how exactly, what are the real mechanics of women and women's sex?

I really, I'm not actually. really sure. The, you don't want to scratch with the nails. I mean, of course not right. Especially as a gay guy. Like, I'm already on the verge of a fissure any given moment. Like, please don't, don't, don't scrape me up with the fingernails. Don't you, don't you, don't you, punk, don't you perforate my rectum. Don't you dare. I'm always one constipation event away from a fissure. I know. I know. I wouldn't be, I don't have the wherewithal or the, or the, or the,

fortitude or the mental stamina to withstand a fissure. I don't recommend it. No. I mean, I, this, I have, do you know when you, do you ever try to fit something in your butt and it's it's crossing the threshold of pain no really no i don't push the limits like that okay that's good that's good because it's like you become bridget fonda the point of no return i'm at a point in my life where i can't have a solid piece of yellow cheese without some kind of three-day constipation so i'm not trying to push the limits of anything i know okay is that okay with you? That is fine with me. I'm totally okay with that.

Well, congratulations. No, sincerely congratulations on the Chaparone thing. That's huge. And on the Hollywood reporter. The cover girl, put the base in your walk. And getting global entry and take, yeah, and not arrested. For so long. I don't even really understand what it is.

Mary, you are so, you don't know how lucky you are. First of all, global entry means you can basically kill somebody. Okay, you can drag their corpse along state lines. They said to me, no, you are the top tier trusted traveler. Known at travelers. And the country is putting a lot of trust in you to be a safe traveler.

So I think that very seriously. Yeah. But Mary, I had to drive my fucking bony ass all the way to some place right by the airport on a day off and then go back. It took a long time and it was like a huge pain in the ass. So you really lucked out. Next time we travel together nationally, I actually might need you to help me tell me what to do because I don't even really know what to do.

Are you kidding me? You take that little fucking card out of your wallet and you put you, you hike your shirt up expose them tities and you waltz right through the fucking you cut the line and waltz right through are you serious because have you ever i mean i'm sure you recall let's say coming back from the uk and you go you have to go through customs in the united states and or what do you call it immigration yes and it's oh my god i have to wait i'm so glad to be home except i have to wait an hour and 15 minutes in this fucking line miss global entry she's like no no no no no and she's slingshots right like right to baggage claim yes

It's a great way to describe it. Yeah. Do you have clear? Yeah. I don't know why I do. Precheck and global entry. Y'all bitches can't take me. I know, but at that point, I'm like, I'm, I paid so much and I have, and I've, why don't

you fuck me, you know what I mean? I mean, Christy Noam to crawl out of her spider hole that fucking con. I hate that bitch. Girl. I hate that bitch. I hope she dies in a bus fire. I know. You want to talk house of wax.

She's horrible. Her fucking face is a threat to this country's security. Girl. I hate her. I know. I want to punch her in a big fat face. But I don't. I just got global entry.

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