The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya - The Twelfth Day After Christmas with Trixie and Katya

Episode Date: January 6, 2026

’Twas 12 days after Christmas, when we gathered in the valley, To record a podcast and reflect on our holiday glee. We had dashed through L.A., to a glittering A-List soirée, To eat pizza and sliders at Charlize Theron’s chalet. Trixie ran into Paul Feig, a multi-Emmy nominee, But congratulated him, instead, on a bit part from the 90s. Such awkwardness made her hungry, so she eyed the pizza pie, But Sofia Vergara blocked the way, and she couldn't get by. Instead of battling the gorgeousness, she took a circuitous route, Dodging Vergara's radiance and a tray of Brussels sprouts. As the dolls danced and grew tired, they eventually went home, But still full of cheer, Katya whipped out her phone. And lo, on Grindr, there appeared a man with looks and class, An absolute winner, with an immaculate ass. Katya ate so much butt that the next day alas, Her tongue grew sore, her lips chapped like broken glass. But excess is allowed, so they have no regrets, This was a holiday season they shall not soon forget. So as 2026 begins, we want everyone to hear: Happy Holidays to all, and to all a Wonderful New Year! You're going to love Hungryroot as much as we do! For a limited time get 40% off your first box PLUS get a free item in every box for life by using code BALD at: https://Hungryroot.com/BALD This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. BetterHelp makes it easy to get matched online with a qualified therapist! Sign up today and get 10% off at: https://BetterHelp.com/BALD To see if your insurance covers GLP-1s, get your free insurance check at: https://Ro.co/BALD Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT⁠ To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYT⁠ Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast⁠ If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com⁠ To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://trixieandkatya.com/#tour⁠ To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.trixiemotel.com⁠ Listen and Watch Anywhere! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast⁠ Follow Trixie: Official Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.trixiemattel.com⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@trixie⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/trixiemattel⁠ Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/trixiemattel⁠ Twitter (X): ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/trixiemattel⁠   Follow Katya: Official Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.welovekatya.com⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@katya_zamo⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/welovekatya⁠ Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/katya_zamo⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter (X): ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/katya_zamo⁠   #TrixieMattel #KatyaZamo #BaldBeautiful Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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When we have guests tell people who they are I didn't say her name No no no normal pods it's like Our next guest is a woman a blood ever And she's a 10 time whatever Mary I had this whole thing I got so nervous It starts and we're just like girl your fears

You're everything I know I don't even say who it is I was gonna do this whole stupid like She's a fucking I call you know blah blah blah blah blah blah And then I got like nervous And I thought she would be offended And she would not. She would have loved that.

That's how I felt with Alvira. I just, I blacked out. Here's this, here's this spooky bitch. It's saying it's sort of like, with women like that, established entertainment women, it's like,

what am I going to insult you by scratching the surface in 10 words or less before I say your name? Yeah. So you wear a black wig. That's like fierce girl. Girl, you're fierce.

You're giving. Girl, are you giving? Thanksgiving. Sweetie. mother, sister, daughter. What, honey? The way that I have so many informations for you to chew on

and ruminate and analyze. Thank God. Let's go. Well, happy Christmas. Happy Christmas, how ready. I know we're not supposed to talk about Harry Potter, but when I was younger, hearing.

We can talk about Harry Porter. Harry Porter. Yeah, Harry Porter. Hearing British people say, Happy Christmas was like. It was like, happy Christmas, Ron. Yeah. Merry Easter.

It's freaky. Who would know? Who could have predicted that happy Christmas? actually means trans people don't exist. I saw this reductress. Wait, was it a reductress? And it said, JK Rowling declares yourself as the only woman.

No, I'll be the only transsexual when I turned 50. Right, right, right. Actually, I saw that from misery, so. I have so much to tell you about. Can I go first? Yes, of course. So, I don't even know where to start. You go.

So I was... I have a new story. I have a new, I have a lot. So I'll do one section, then you can do a section. Why don't we volleyball? Okay. How don't we discuss? Marty Supreme.

I'll be Gwyneth. You'd be, but Marty Supreme, of course. Who's that? The ping pong guy, the movie. Yeah, I'm Gwyneth smoking. You're ping ponging. Timite.

Timitay Chalameh. We'll eventually get to that gay porn show with the tennis you watch or whatever it is. The tennis. What is it, golfing? Dennis golfing. Tennis, golf. volleyball. Yeah. It's hockey. Yeah. I will keep that brief, but I have some really interesting, wonderful things to say to the camera.

Please let it be nuanced. Are you kidding me? I'm just horny watching. No, no, no, baby, baby. I did a full Tati Westberg apology about about, about, oh my God, I've been thinking about that a lot. We cast the shit out of that. Huh? We cast that, remember on the episode? What are you talking about? We recast the 2016, the by-sister drama on this show. Do you remember this? Well, of course we did. You said Tati, Sandy Bullock. And we said Timitay Chalameh is James. Why did they make that ping pong movie? They could have made the banger of the decade.

And we said Jeffrey's Emma Stone. And it heard that. Another Oscar winning performance. She would three Oscars for Emma. So I had the, I was in Palm Springs doing a photo shoot for the motel. Oh, no, that's not true. I was in Palm Springs and I did a little happy hour at the motel for the guests. Hi, hi, hi, hi.

Oh, they must have lived. They loved it. Yes. And everybody's so nice. It's beautiful and wonderful. And then I went to the Palm Springs award. They reopened the, a theater. He drowned.

Does that make sense? Okay, sorry. He's not your dad. But you love who you love. What a freak. He's like, he drowned. Actually, he's living in Des Moines. Well, he will drown.

Right. Have you talked to him today? He took a bath this morning. I don't know. He's dead. Go ahead. I was at the Palm Springs. And they were reopening this big, beautiful theater in Palm Springs.

And they're having this award show for, to honor the Palm Springs past, to honor the Palm Springs past. To honor the Palm Springs past. present and future. So I got to be the future, got my little award, and I got to do a little speech. And I just did something unprecedented, which is lock in and do a good job. You just reveal your tits and start rubbing them? No, not at all. So, you know how I love to say the right things to celebrities? Yes. So this is one of those stories. Famously. Right. So I'm backstage waiting and it's at this theater. And it's Palm Springs. It's a Monday in Palm Springs.

It's, I'm about 40 years younger than everyone there, which is lovely, fine, lovely, lovely. There's cheese and drinks and I'm in drag just standing. Fina's there. Brandon's there. We're just standing. And I'm saying hi to some of the other people getting honored. Lucy Arnaz was there. Hello. Nice to meet you. Very cool. And then I noticed, you guys know I love Sabrina the Teenage Witch,

the original series of the TV show. And I'm watching it recently while I'm getting in drag. So I've been watching it a lot. And I go, oh my God. That is the science teacher from Sabrina the Teenage Witch. I have to say hello. And it's not. I walk up and I go, Hi, I'm Trixie.

Like, nice to see you. I said, I have to tell you. I watched Sabrina the Teenage Witch when I get in drag recently. It's such a great show. I said, obviously, with the magic, you guys aren't shooting in front of a live audience, but it feels like a real live sitcom. It's so funny. I said, the cast is so good.

You guys are all so good. Was it Felicia Rashad? No, no. He goes, oh, yeah. I said, people must come up to you about that all the time. And he goes, no, not really. He goes, usually it's for bridesmaids. I go, oh, were you in it?

He said, I directed it. I'm Paul Feig. Are you kidding me? The director of spy? And so many Melissa McCrach. Like, I was so, at least I was genuine where I was like, I love Sabrina. You're just good. And he goes, yeah, I was fired after the first season, but, um, it's fun doing it.

Oh, so he had something to do with Sabrina. He was the science teacher in it, but he's also a. Oh. Oh, okay. So that's not. He wasn't. Okay. Oh, so that's not so bad.

He directed the office. He directed, I didn't realize who it was. It's like saying, Herbie fully loaded changed my life, Lindsay. Yeah. But I just love Sabrina. So I was just, I was gushing. I was like, it's a deep cut. I was like, animatronic.

I love the cat. I said, Caroline Ray. I said, the whole cast, you guys are so good. He's like, yeah, he was like, yeah. He's like, they kind of wrote me out after one season. I said, people must come up to you all the time. No, not really. Usually it's about bridesmaids.

I go, oh, dude, like, yeah, were you in it or something? Love it. You haven't seen spy. Killing it. You haven't seen spy? I love spy. Spy is fucking amazing. So then I go home and Google to him and I was like, oh, here's all.

He directed The Office, a bunch of episodes of office. You need a Veep or you need a like a Veep style person in your ear. Like that's da-da-da-da-da-da. People must recognize you for Sabrina all the time. One season he was on in the 90s. He goes, yeah, not really. I did one episode for, I had a walking part on. And then I was like, fuck, this is Paul Feig that I listen to Office ladies.

They talk about Paul Feig. I was like, oh. So anyway, shout out to Paul Feig. And I was in Dragon News, very nice. Fierce. I got another, oh my God, I dropped some names on the floor. Charlize Theron's Christmas party. Oh, well, I'm glad you brought it up because if I say it's a name drop.

But if you do it, people are just happy you're in that space. Yeah, they're just because I have the slippery hands. Slipery hands. Well, I have a, can I tell you a pre-story to that and then you can lead that story? Okay. So this night. I got a visual too, by the way. There was a Christmas party.

Yep. That we were going to. Charlize's party. Yes. And I had another Christmas party that night. So I said, you know what, I'm going to be slick. I'm going to do both. This one's at 6.30.

The other one's at like seven. So I'll go to this one early. It was Zoe Dashnell and Jonathan Scott's party, their Christmas party. What's Jonathan Scott? The property brothers? They were producers on Trixie Motel. Are they together? Yeah.

They're married and stuff. Like heterosexual love. No. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. No. Thruple. I'm going to make this brother my property.

No. It's a thruple. It's a thruple. It's a thruple. Um, so I go, let's just do both. So my boyfriend and I take a car with presents in hand because I, you, you go to, you bring a gift. Even if it says don't bring gifts, you bring a gift.

I don't want to be, I don't want to be rude, but you bring a gift. I think, right? I brought myself. Go ahead. Wait, listen. We'll keep going. Sorry. We go, and I go, that's weird.

I've been to this party. The gates are normally open in the driveway. We get out of the car. I go, that's weird. They normally have more Christmas lights on and there's like a person out here with a clipboard. That's weird. I'm, mind you, this is their driveway gate. I'm jumping over the gate to look in their house

because I could never believe that I'm there on the wrong day I'm this close to climbing the fence I'm like hold my gift I'm like married that's my gig that's my gig so my boyfriend goes why don't you check the invitation and I open it it's for the followings

girl and it was where Uber to Brentwood Oh no where Brentwood Which is like going to Mars Yeah luckily Luckily I have I have a A love who loves me so much That he was not mad but I was like You had an hour in the car to Brentwood.

Everybody in this troop has every right to be like, you're a fucking idiot. I am an idiot. Well, stupid. I mean, I've gone to the airport on the wrong day. But it's cunty. I'm like, I don't have to go anywhere. Woo. So then I went home and you came over after.

Yeah, yeah. No, I didn't come over. You all picked me up. Oh, we picked her up. And let me tell you, when I felt so, like, faggot queen, When I walked out of my house in my thaggedy outfit, I have a picture of me in Feena. And it was...

It looked like Robin working at bases. Disco In Therono. In Theronio. Disco Inferno, but Theron was in it. That was the theme. Yeah, it was a disco... It was like... Itferno Christmas party.

So I wore one of my drag outfits. I wore a... Well, I have a picture. I wore a, like, sheer crystal, like, shitty rhinestone long-slee blouse. blouse with my nipples jutting out ludely, and then rhinestone slacks, and then high heels. Yes, and Fina was wearing

basically the same thing, and we did not consult, and the pictures actually came out so cunty. Do you know who else was at this party? Mary, Sophia Vergara. I walked up to him and I go, I saw you last weekend. I was in drag. The science teacher from Sabrina. He was like, yeah. Love it. He was that

Charlize's party? Yes. And I walked up and science teacher from Sabrina. Look, get into that. Fierce. Yeah, you guys look good. Fierce. We hold on. It's great in this stage in your life to just go there.

You know what I mean? I mean, what do I get to lose? Right. Literally nothing. But I mean, Ophina's going to serve, so you got to give something. She's serving. She's feeling herself. Feena looked great.

In that party, I was so, I don't go, like, I don't get invited anything. You never invite me anything. So I, once, twice I got invited to, like, a celebrity's birthday party, and I chikened out because I get scared. And then, but I, but I don't get scared. I went and I was like, but me and Fina had just gone off a plane, literally minutes. I had like minutes to get ready. I put some shitty silver glitter on my eyes. And then they picked me up, walking like a fagot to the car.

But it was so fun. Oh, yeah. It was so fun, except Sophia Vergara was blocking the pizza bar. She was blocking the food. I was like, Mary, I am starving. She wasn't even really going in on the food. She was needing it. If I'm blocking the food, it's a defensive strategy.

Yeah. She was just standing by the food. And when people are that famous, you're not going to. can I be like, can I just scooch past you from my fourth piece of pizza? No, because she's probably trying to be like, you're not getting fat. Gatekeeping. Gatekeeping. The food was good.

Weight watching. I brought my own marijuana. I thought it was kind of bold to be smoking marijuana in her backyard. Nobody else was. Seth Rogan wasn't. It was just me. But can I just say, and for the record, this is a brag. She did Ms. Charlize Africa.

She on the dance floor pressed her whole, tall, gorgeous body against mine for several seconds and screamed into my face, I love you several times. I love that. You should have her on the pod. I'd love to. We don't have guests anymore. No. Everybody wants to come on. We're sick of the bullshit. I don't know. I don't know that she, I mean, she's, oh, it was, she was so beautiful. Yeah. Like, she's beautiful. But Mary, she was Conti in real life. Yeah. She came out to me and she said, I don't like your friend. And I said, no one does. Um, that was. That old. old that, why does he wearing that wiglet? I stopped drinking again and she was like, do you want a shot?

And I felt so lame being like, we both were like, we don't drink. No. And she was like, just come stand in the group. So we both stood with people doing shots with nothing in her hand like this. Oh, yeah, yeah. I think I put a cigarette up. Yeah. But it was, okay, so let's just drop some names on the floor.

Seth Rogan, Emma Watson, Emma Roberts. I didn't know who Emma Roberts was because she was about three feet tall. She came up and said hi to me because she's a fellow doll collector. Incredible. I said, oh my God, I love your news. She just got it. She gave me a side eye. called me a faggot.

Right. And then she kicked me. Queen. No, she was so little. Yeah. Sure her hair was different than it usually is. I thought the Afro wig was a strong choice. I'm just kidding.

I'm just kidding. She had a rubber Wolfman mask on. I was like, are you sure? The Tiscan. And she took the mask off. And there was another mask. One of those rubber Nixon masks? I was like, girl.

Are you from point break? Did you rob all those banks? I think, and I'm not sure. I don't know who the, I think, as me and Fina were leaving the party, the, this fierce, fierce, bitch, like, I don't, I don't know what the verb is. She doesn't fall out of a car. She kind of just like, she kind of just like, tumbles but on her feet with like no shoes. She puts her heels on. And she is obviously someone who's very cunt, young, gorgeous. And I think she's from I Love L.A., the new Rachel Senate show, to Lula. I could be very wrong about this, but I'm pretty sure. I was like, I don't know who that is, but that is a star. I watched I love L.A., and she is so fucking good in it. So hot. Doesn't make you love L.A.? I thought it was going to be too close to home. Like, you know, Rachel said it's very funny. All the people are very funny, but like, you know, we live in L.A. We're kind of famous where you're very famous. And like, but it's funny. It's funny. I think you're famous too. Can you be more specific? Wait, wait, wait, wait. What else?

Who else? Natasha Leon. Natasha Leon, looking very tiny tiny tiny tiny. But she's about 80% hair. Oh my God, it's so wild. I mean, I don't, I always forget. Tom Cruise is 410. So, like, they all are so small in real life, except Charlie's Africa.

You know what happened? I brought a gift and abandoned it. I brought a gift for her and I felt embarrassed, so I had to put it down and ran. That's why I didn't bring no gift. I was like, I'm going to bring a Christmas ornament. I asked Brandon to go out and get a tricksy kind of trick's Christmas ornament because our corporate gift this year

was this little Barbie ornament so cute but we're out so you just go to get like an ornament that I can take The RuPaul one. Tell me why it was like a Tell me why it was like a like a pottery barn yarn doll

like a little pink yarn doll made of yarn and I was like so She's gonna love that The retirement home handicrafts It's a no for me so I just put it down and ran Damn I didn't check it was in the bag I got there and was like I didn't see anybody with gifts

I didn't see anybody with gifts Yeah, I always think I'm going to be like, I don't know They didn't do a white elephant I know, but it feels rude to show to someone's house nothing, I don't know Not to a famous A list rich person You take something. T, I'm not joking, no, you do That bottle of champagne ain't nobody touching it, boom

Oh yeah, I took a bunch of that candy, I took the free weed I ate two pizzas Yeah, I ate a lot of food I like ate the house down at that part I ate flies, I ate sliders Yeah, I had this pizza was so good Burger was one of the best things I've ever had. I finally was able to edge Sophia and I just fucking

Elberder in the boob and she fell over. Then I'd have come. Right. I left pretty early because, again, I just have a hard time not drinking at social events. And so then I was smoking weed and then I smoked so much that I got nervous and had to leave. That doesn't seem like a good social anxiety fixer. No.

No. One of the only people I knew came up, Kieran and Shipko, and we were talking and the marijuana hit and I was like, I'm going to go because I'm scared now. So I think Charlize is mad at me. Yeah. I keep seeing her looking at me and going like. As 2025 was coming to a close close, enfolding itself into the quiet satin of winter,

I found myself ascending toward the Schaftberg Mountains with a few close friends, seeking an Austrian New Year's Eve that felt less like a countdown and more like a rebirth. We had booked to Shaleen on Airbnb, one of those guest's favorites complete with a little badge that whispers, I'm one of the most loved homes on Airbnb. And the moment we stepped inside, it felt like poetry carved into timber, a haven of warm light and generous space where each room

breathed its own soft blessing. There was privacy for all of us, yet a great room where we gathered like pilgrims around a glowing hearth, sharing stories that drifted upward like sparks into the alpine dark. In a hotel, bedtime often means surrendering your night to the rhythms of strangers. But at this gorgeous chalet, our evenings unfurled slowly, with one friend drifting off early while the rest of us stayed awake. Each night we gathered like a festive board meeting around the fire, steaming mugs in hand, mesmerized by the picturesque view of the mountains. In the mornings we cooked breakfast that tasted richer simply because we shared them around an actual table, not perched on the edge of a hotel bed balancing a flimsy tray. One day we wandered

the frost-laced trails, watched the sun strike the peaks in rose and gold, and felt that rare sense of being in a place rather than merely passing through it. There was room for everyone to stretch, to breathe, to feel like themselves. We laughed in the living room rather than whispering in a nondescript lobby, and the location itself felt truly special, tucked away in a part of the mountains that offered authenticity instead of the usual tourist bustle. And now, as winter softens and my thoughts leap ahead to my next escape, I already know I'll be booking with Airbnb again. This spring I'm headed to the Bahamas, yearning for bright skies and turquoise water, dreaming of riding a scooter around an island while sampling the local cuisine, the warm eye

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income from hosting could help me get there. Your home might be worth more than you think. Find out how much at Airbnb.ca slash host. I was, I had the best fucking conversation with this comedy writer. God, I can't. Was it the science teacher from Sabrina? Yes, it was. Paul, something.

I can't remember. But we, she had a great idea because I was like, of course, I'm going on and on about in just like crap. And I'm like, I really want to produce a, like, a lot. live, whatever, or animated series or something. She's like, we should do it at the Pasadena Playhouse, like a table reading or like a live reading. Oh, you could just like the dynasty?

Yes, Dynasty typewriter. They do readings. I just did a... Will you do it? Will you be Samantha? Of course. Yeah. I read an episode of a break... There was an episode of the Brady's there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did that.

And they do readings of TV shows and movies all the time. So guess who I just saw there, I went there two nights to go to the dynasty. Who? Dina Martinez Christmas show. I hate your guts. I think I hate you. I want to kill you. murder you.

Why didn't you call me? Well, my boyfriend got the tickets, and we took his mom and grandpa who were visiting. They've never been to a drag show. Their first drag show was Dina Martina. I mean, it's all downhill from there. I still have not seen her live. Oh, it eats. She had a joke that turned me out so good.

What was it? She struggled to put, I don't want to, like, blow away the show, but it's almost Christmas over. She was struggling to put on this giant fur coat for like 90 seconds during this musical interlude. And once she gets in her shoulder, she throws it off. I love it And also she had this other bit Where she goes

When God opens a door He opens a window No, when God closes one door He opens a window And when he closes that window He turns on the TV I like lost my mind Well her wig stock performance

Of the Rose is I think The best drag performance ever Not a question Yeah Not a question It was really funny And the dynasty is so nice Because you're right there

Oh yeah And with Dina Closer's better Yeah I saw Meg Salter And Hannah Einder At the Dynasty And that was wild

Meg Salter at the Assaulting She Oh baby Hostage situation Yeah Hostage It was she was like

It was comedy terrorism Yeah It was amazing Pod topics Okay He did rivalry I know you didn't watch it No

But this is Connor story I want you on the pod Very badly Please come on the pod Why haven't you made this happen already That's like

Personally offensive But like he So yes Okay This show is made for me beautiful lighting incredible asses Russian yada yada yada but his he's American his Russian accent is so impressive and he speaks like he has a whole monologue in Russian at like the fourth and fifth episode long a lot of Russian and it's so impressive it's so impressive and he does not speak

Russian. Wow. How do you memorize that? I think I, Andrew was saying he had a fucking like drill sergeant crazy bulk, dialect coach or whatever, you know, and that, and he obviously worked really hard. I think he said in an interview that it was the most proud he's ever been of anything he's ever done. And he should be proud because it was so impressive. It was like, I mean, I've been studying Russian for 10 years. Do you jerk your prettiness? No, because I, well, I downloaded every clip available of them fucking, but then I deleted them because I, they, I cry. I cry To me it's so Listen It's a show about two gay guys Falling in Love There's no fucking AIDS There's no fucking grape

There's no fucking death There's no fucking like tragedy The only tragedy is like not being able to come out What are we watching for? We're watching for romance Yes No I would love love love like Amanda hugging kiss

Yes I mean and then but like fucking Hot nasty sex fucking And not like, there's no meth. There's no like, um, poppers. There's no like, it's beautiful. Oh. Longing.

Longing, pining, yearning. Justify my love. Maybe I'll watch it. I've been watching something really unprecedented, which is, I don't know what. I got to be in my bon. Oh, I went to Vanderpomps dog gala. And then I weirdly was like, I want to. watch Christmas Housewives

episodes. What does that mean? Because I lived with David for so long. I think I did mentally develop part of my brain that What does that mean? What does that mean? Like the episodes of my housewives that happened in Christmas. Gotcha. So I put on old episodes of Housewives of New York, which is

And what is the best season? Very, very, very, very, very drunk older women with young men fighting. Is it like, is it not a white refrigerator? No, that's Atlanta. And that's way, way long ago. this is like the 2012's and it's like old rich white ladies in new york screech screaming at

is this um is this countess lewin yes okay now is it kind of fun to watch we're kind of fun to watch some of that and then there's a new amish show coming full body chills i'm telling you i'm like we're already wishing i could have my own pod about it because this show they have normal people volunteering to go live among the amish and at the end of it they decide whether or not they're going to stay Amish. That's fierce. It's like the opposite of Rumspringer. But I'm kind of confused because a lot of Amish people like wouldn't be caught dead on

camera. So I'm like, these must be kind of liberal Amish people to even allow cameras to be around. Or it's like candid Amish camera. I don't think it's candid. But like, maybe the cameras have made out of wood. I think people are like, I'm so sick of the internet social media over stimulation. I want to, I think life is better, like less stimulation. Like they're going not, they're going, they're skipping the light dumb phones and they're

going straight to Amish country. Yeah. That's wild. And I like to learn about the Amish. I don't know if I need to... I don't know if I need to do that. My new thing is Snake Churches. Baby.

Let's talk about the Testament of Anne Lee. Who's that? Thank you. It's Amanda Seifred as one of the founders of the Shakers. And this movie was so fucking boring and so boo-boo-bo-nasty. Bunny's Shaker. Bunny's parents were Shaker, I think. Really?

Their parents' shaker? Yeah. No, Quaker's very different. Quakers, these people, are doing a choreo they literally do like it's like girl you can't have sex she has a husband it's like it was so it was so disappointing amanda ciphered i adore her she's so beautiful she's such a good actress but they really just ought to it should have just like morphed into it like a modern dance company because they're like they're on this boat is like almost capsizing but they're praying

but they're praying is like did you pray today did you pray today yeah testament of angley i i i i can't kept calling it the temperament of Angli or the testic, um, the, the, the, the temperature of, um, the testicles of, um, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, , um, the testicles of Sunyi. Yes. The testicles of Anley. Sorry, thumbs down. A minasifred, thumbs up. I did pretty much finish every Christmas movie that exists. Did you watch Scrooged? Yes. Watch Scroooged. Um, whoever plays the fairy that flies. Carol fucking cane. That shit's so funny. It's toaster. Her flying is magical in that movie.

She is great. She's chews up that scene. I also love the scene where Bill Murray is in the elevator and opens the chest and it's all those screaming like demons. And what about that fierce flash forward with Claire? Claire, Claire, they're just children. Oh, yeah. She look, Margot Kidder, yellow teeth, love. Like, like so fierce.

Like that was when people had yellow teeth. I also went to a stage production of a Christmas Carol in Louisville. Louisville, Kentucky. I went to see a stage. Was it a community theater? No, it was a professional regional theater. I'd never seen a Christmas Carol. Like, obviously all these.

It was a cold bleak Christmas Eve, like that kind of thing? Yes. And they're in like period outfits. Did they have the solid gold dancers? No, no, no, no. They're in like the Jiminy Cricket outfits with like the little hat and the tail coats. Merry Christmas to all. It's like that.

You couldn't see their nipples. You couldn't see their nipples. I did like it. Can I tell you, wait, did we talk about, do we talk about it's a wonderful life? Oh, I think so. Okay. So I went, I've been really Christmased on. my mind this year. So I was in Milwaukee. They have something called the Stakner Cabaret, which is a

tiny, maybe 120 seat room. And they do a lot of like, Route 66 songs of the American Interstate. What? Like they do like, live is a highway. Where it's like four people who sing doing songs that are like, the 1970s were huge for women. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I will follow him. Like they do medleys and do like historical shows. I don't know how to describe that. Yes. It would be like that. So last time I went there, I went to see Beehive, music of girl groups, to the 60s, which was amazing. Oh, that sounds awesome. All bangers.

Yeah. No skips. No, you can't skip a live show. That's the thing. You go to the bathroom. I kind of treat it like a gong show. If I don't like the song, I'm like, boom. Yeah.

So I went to see this was a stage production of, It's a Wonderful Life, that was a, like, 40s radio station doing a radio play of It's a Wonderful Life. So the stage is set up like a small radio station. And as you walk in, you see the actors in their period outfits come in, drink water, warm up, gargle. And they are pretending to be radio play actors doing it's a wonderful life as a radio play. It was amazing. I love that.

So when they're not in scenes as characters, they're doing bells, doors slamming, snow crunching. They're making all the sound effects. We're doing that within just like crap at the Pasadena play. It was so cool. Tell me why it started out. And I was like, this is kind of corny. Okay, whatever. But they're doing singing commercials like a radio play.

Like jingles and stuff? Yeah, brought to you by laundry detergent, like doing the play. Like, it's a radio. When the summer's blazing. And then when somebody's not on microphone, the other people are in character as actors, like seated, drinking, watching, making the jingle bells or whatever, doing the sound effects. So many sound effects. Nobody was ever just sitting.

All these people were up there doing every little sound effect. Like anything, wind blowing, there's wind, like everything. Now, were they doing any Acapella or they had tools and stuff? No, but one of them turned around pulled out in the fans. And sounded right there. Yeah. So tell me why I went from, yeah,

it's a little corny, but okay. Crying like my mom's type. The end when... Big Jusies. I mean, I'd never seen the movie It's a wonderful life.

So maybe I just didn't know what really happens. I don't know. Is that the not... It's a Christmas carol where he sees his life if he wasn't born. It's not the Nazi movie. No.

No. And then at the end... Oh, that's life is beautiful. He has this new appreciation for all the good things in his life because, you know... The miracle Christmas.

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. whatever. I'm crying. Like, I'm at a general hospital St. Emma Roberts, general hospital,

standing over my mother pull, they pull the plug. I'm crying. It was so good. And to me, maybe the brain rot, something to look at

all times, the story and jingle bells and shit. No, that's fierce. And they all had period wigs and costumes on. It was great.

I just loved it. No, I'm so happy. I want to see it. I'm so glad you told me about it. Fly to him out. Go to the Stachner Cabaret. I still want to see that paranormal

fucking activity thing. It's gone. It's in London now. Well, you can eat all of our asses. It's in London now. It's so good. I know. You described like, it sounds riveting. It scared me to death. That's so cool. I've never been scared to death by anything live other than a haunted house or me in the mirror at like 3 a.m.

Hey everybody. My name is Bob the Drag Queen. And I'm on an exchange. And we are the host of sibling rivalry. This is the podcast for two best friends Gab, Talk, Smack, and have a lot of fun with our black queer selves. Yeah, for sure. And, you know, we are family. So we talk about everything, honey, from why we don't like hugs to Black Lives Matter, to interracial dating, to other things, right, Bob? Yes, and it gets messy, and we are not afraid to be wrong.

So please join us over here at Sibling Rivalry available anywhere anywhere you get your podcast you can listen and subscribe for free for free honey what did you do for holidays oh my god let me tell you so i went to a really gay fucking christmas party um oh and i met the guy no no no no no no they had um i um ketamine is ketamine no no no no no i didn't say it was a white elephant i didn't bring gifts so i skipped out before that um but nobody told me nobody told me So I'm in trouble for bringing a host gift, and you won't even bring a gift to, oh, no one told you. I did bring my own soda, though. You better believe that because they had a cute thing.

They had little, like, you know, wine glasses and you have name tag. So you can't, you know, you know who to Ruffy. And so you write your name on the glass and so you don't lose it. So I kept, you know, refilling my Coke. And then I went to water. And I would like pretend. It was like, oh, God, it's so strong. And then I was talking to the guy who made your little heads.

Jacob. Yeah. No. Sean. Oh, the tricksy hat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, pretty cool. Oh, thank God, because there was a lot of really, like, cool people there.

It was, like, a very, like, chic crowd. Luckily, that loser was there is what you're saying. Isn't that awful? That loser wandered in. No, you are a loser, a flop. No, we had, we, like, sat down right next to the bathroom and for, like, probably, like, 35 minutes. Did you Coke? No, it was funny because I thought, I was like, we're right by the bathroom.

It smelled like shit. And, like, because it's a bathroom. Cocaine makes you shit. Well, right. I was like, people went into the bathroom was like No, Tommy invited me us into the bathroom to see the color

that he painted it. And I'm like, people are going to think we're doing cocaine. Also, no color. There's only seven options, like. Yes. Green. It was like a coral orange.

It was actually, it was actually Cunty. I thought it was another psychic moment. I had a really good one the other day. Well, did I tell you about my grinder one? No. Mary. It is kind of. this has happened like three times

so I'm doing the Grindr podcast um had Lusha son Mary I said three words yeah jinks had on I said two words I asked her a question she gave me 12 pages of text jinks have you been well I was born in 19 like like that woman is verbose and thank God

because some of the other guests were not not so forthcoming with their words but um the so I was talking about we're talking about I forget I was talking to. Anyways, I talked about getting a sexy massage by two guys. Okay.

And then I talked about later, I asked them if I could pay them to watch them have sex. Oh, okay. It was like a voyeuristic thing. Like a, and they were like, oh, yeah, of course, wonderful. And I had a great time. But then I was like, oh, I kind of felt like, I want to get directorial. And then I was like, that's kind of weird. I go back, after the interview, I go back to the back room in my phone.

I got a text from them. and I hadn't received any communication from them since June. And I'm talking to the minute, at least to the 10 minute mark. The moment I told that story, more or less, give or take 10 minutes, they texted me. That's crazy. I mean, it's not crazy, but it's like, that's a... I had a weird thing. Just yesterday, I called Mateo.

Mateo had a medical event. I don't want to spill his tea. But I called and said, are you okay? I just had a feeling to call you. And he was like, how did you know? Mary. And then I was at my rheumatologist last week and I had a dream that she was getting married. I went into the rheumatologist and she was like, yeah.

I said, are you getting married? She said, yeah. How did you know that? I said, I, I, maybe she told me and my brain remembered. The giant sparkling engagement ring. Oh, she was in a wedding guy. Sorry, it was at her wedding. You saw her drive the car with cans dragging.

You were driving behind her the whole time. By the way, I have to spill some realty. Do people know that this room becomes Kelly Mantles pod? can I spill the team you guys I was watching Kelly's clip because a certain guest went viral on there and I had to watch Alyssa Milano

it was me and do you guys don't know purple curtains pull closed and they bring in Kelly's milk crate or whatever she does she just they bring in her trough and Miss Kelly gets

you know they give her a quart of G yeah they pump it's like saw they have a toilet with like a saw and a handcuff they chain her to the

And they chain her to the desk. Love Kelly. Love Kelly. Wait, wait, okay, let me tell my list. Not done. Okay, this is a big, oh, baby. Baby, I want to talk to you about some good, have you heard the good news? Have you heard the good news?

There was, sorry, this phone. I'm just going to silence this before I hear the good news. Okay, I have to silence me too. Isn't a lot of people calling me to? I get a lot of calls. I get a lot of calls. right moisture it famously rained so much in la recently it's so bad the la river became a river yeah my guess house was leaking like like i'm out there changing towels on the floor like a

maxi pad like mama let me tell you what i was doing okay first of all don't ever get a moisture reader. If you are not a contractor, a carpenter, some kind of a professional person who does work or deal with wood, drywall, moisture building, whatever. Because what I did is like they have a setting for drywall, hardwood, softwood, and masonry. So you press it against the thing and it would like give you a reading of like it's dry or wet. I put it like on, you know, if we just put it like a puddle in the floor it'll go Oh wow I did that

I didn't even know that existed Oh yeah yeah there's one with pins You can stick them in And then there's one that like It's more professional It costs like 300 bucks Girl Ask me why

I saw some bubbling Some definite water damage Like a small patch So I went ape shit That read a little Like it dinged Then I went down It dinged again

Every fucking corner Of every room dinged red, I was like, well, there's water in my whole condo on every floor in every room. Are you the top level? Well, there's three levels. It's a three, it's a townhouse. Oh, it's a townhouse. Okay, sorry.

So I'm like, well, it's over. Like, we're back to, not even back to square one. We're worse than we were in the beginning. My contractor comes over, he's like, yeah, those corners are metal. that ding is dinging metal that's not moisture you fucking idiot

he didn't say that but I was like what a relief do you have or no is that bad Mary that's good right it's the best thing

that's ever happened to me better than drag race I was like I was like my eyes but I almost wanted I just did you want a blow job do you want to suddenly

yeah I was like I could not believe the relief do you know I felt so stupid but the relief was like overshadowed

The stupidity. I had a similar good thing, which is my condo. I don't want to say the dress? Damn. My condo where we film YouTube, which is located. Drop a pin. Nick knows it has when it's rain sometimes leaked in the closets. The closet's leak, which means my drag gets wet.

All my equipment for camera equipment gets wet. Love that. And I've had the ceiling, the top sealed probably five times. Yeah. And this time I went over there being like, here we go. I'm going to get the phone number ready because I know it's going to be a fucking swimming pool in there. Nothing leaked.

I think it finally found the leaks and sealed it. So similar success because with the rain, I immediately was just like, well, we're going to be swimming. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's water rolled.

Kevin Costner. I, but they're doing the deck. So we, there were, Mary. Can I say, you're for mass.

I'm for Wiss. You, why not, we know about weather? Why not just make it so that if it rains in L.A., nothing leaks. Why not just do it? We know about weather. We drive in 12 feet of snow.

Right. Why not just make sure the roof does this a little bit? Yeah. Why not just make sure? Why is everything in LA flat so the water can just pool? Yeah. Hurricane Bob, she got us. Yeah.

She got us, but that was a hurricane. Right. Hurricanes drop trees in your house. That sucks. Tornadoes in the Midwest. But Miss Rain, Miss Snow, unfazed. What about London? Where it rains every single fucking day.

Every day. But that's what I mean. I know it doesn't quite rain in. in L.A., but it could. And it does. And so why is every roof not just flat, but a divot for water to collect? What is going on?

Andrew and I got a new studio. And when we drive in, they had me, they were like, oh, she can't park there because it's flooding the restaurant downstairs. Because I was, I parked and it just like you said, a divot.

The restaurant's flooded? The restaurant's leaking because there's a pool right above it on a concave driveway. I'm like, what is wrong with you people? Fix it. And like, where are the, where are the belts for this?

Like where... But Mary, this is the only time I really wish I had a reality show because after I did the Moisture Thing, they had put a tarp. Like, they had done a very nice job of putting a plastic tarp on the deck. But that day was pouring all fucking day.

It was bad. And all night. Yes. And there was some... There was some actual visible water damage in the studio in four spots. I'm like, well, it's over. You know what I do?

I go up there with two, brooms, I start sweeping the water to the drain. Conti. No, no, no, no, no. Then I get a wet back. Then I get a wet back, borrow Patrick's wet back. Mary, it was so embarrassing because I was soaking wet. It was like trying to blow dry your hair in the shower. You know what I mean? It feels Barry, the notebook, which is all wet. Why don't you write me? Like, I don't know. But I didn't have hard, hard nipples. I'm not, you know what I mean? It was like. I love the notebook. But I was like, in my mind, I was like, okay, it's going to be like, it's going to get that thick.

It's going to just the whole fucking roof is going to fall down. Yeah. And it didn't. It didn't. Thank God. And I would love to believe that had something to do with me wet backing. I think you did it. Yeah.

Let's say that. Humiliating. All this time off for holidays. Well, you know, because I didn't go to Wisconsin this year. I have guests, which by the way, at this stage of my life, having house guests is so much by them being a house guest. Like, I love posting. I love cooking for people. Oh, my God.

I've been cooking meals every night. I love to shower and wake up and say, good morning to everybody. Cruttee? No, crudette. Hot cough in the morning? One night I made lasagna. One day I made pot pies. And then I just made pancakes for breakfast yesterday.

Incredible. I like to, because most recipes are for more than two people. So it's kind of nice to be like, let's do it and all this food will be eaten. Imagine if you did like a whole spread and just ate it yourself before everybody woke up. Of course. Hiding food for myself? was amazing guys. What are you going to eat?

Sometimes I find candy in the house that I put away for myself like a squirrel. And I'm like, oh, work. That's okay. It's okay. It's a little treats. Yes. And it's fun to have house guests. It's fun to, you know, my house is all Christmas dout too.

So I was like, let's do it. But, you know, I get overstimulated. So I've been, after a nice long group social day, I'll be like, oh, go to bed at 10 and read my book. You know, it's nice to decompress before you go to bed. No screens. No screens. No screens. But I've been reading this book called Miss.

Mr. Magic. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That is creeping me the fuck out, girl. I got to read this shit. I just started it, so I don't know what happened, so I can't spoil. I'm going to write it down. But it's about this 90s. I don't know if it's 90s.

Yeah, it's about a kids show, a retro vintage kids show that everybody has seen, but nobody online and nobody who's seen it has any real memory of like who's on it or what happens. And then all the kids who starred in it are having a reunion and they're like 30s. and none of them can remember being on it. And it's creeping me out. I don't know what it is, but something about... It's a great premise.

Yeah, because what is that? Let's like, what did you call the Mandela effect? No, the Mandela Effect is that... Where you, like, think a logo is something and it's not? Like, that stage of your life. I have so many memories of TV shows, but don't remember what it was. The Streisand effect is when you try to get people to not look at something and they do. Right?

Why is it called the Streisand? Because she, famous, she has this giant fucking mansion. She's like, no, don't photograph my huge fucking mansion. Of course, everybody photographs the mansion. You tried to see like Google Earth. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's why it's called the Streisand effect.

Yeah. It's all of a sudden it's something nobody was looking for. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, it says, you know, from the person who has a mall in their basement. You know, makes you think of social media posts that pissed me off so bad that it's like, don't look, don't zoom in to the left corner. And then you zoom in it. It's like, don't read the description.

Got you. Mary? Every time. I lose an iPhone. Exactly. Straight in the pool. Straight in the water that's pulling on top of my house. Damien, we need to go to the computer store.

Yeah. Oh, wait, I can't, I'm saving it for the next episode. Are we doing two? I got a good one. Yeah, let's do it. Wait, hold on. Spilled a bottle of silicone lube. A bottle with the cap open.

This is literally like a terminal diagnosis. You know this. You have to move. You've got a death in the family. You've got your whole family died. Brother, sister, wow, yeah, dead, gone. And then you have, you know, like a world war. And then you have silicone lube in the whole bottle.

Remember when you said your nephew was like Splish Splash taking a bath Skating in your house on it? Maybe that was the other house And now the horror continues It follows Why are you using silicone lubricant? Because I have a weenie that is so dry

But water's hydrating Water lubricant is better It's so But it washes off I hate the feeling of silicone On your like taint Oh see I love the feeling of silicone If I could

If I had a sex dungeon which I definitely don't I would like have a you know if I was like Epstein Island or whatever I would like have adults come over and who wanted to and then we would like just roll around

in like silicone lube kitty pools or water beds or whatever the fuck Oh okay I love it I love the it's so and you can do it in the shower because I have that wonderful shower that I can have sex in. Right but you can have sex in any shower

but mine you can have sex with like four people Oh, do you like group sex? No. I don't either. But I love the option. Or we can just shift because we have like the one thing and then the, you know, all the different. I like have no. I had a lot of group sex when I was younger.

Really? I've had a lot of three ways and four ways. Not orgy shit. Okay. Not showing up at a sex party. None of that. Good for you. Yeah.

I was with them. Sorry. I've been a third or had thirds many times and four ways and all that. And it's very much at this stage of my life. completely unappealing to me. Yeah, it's not for me. I'm also not like, you know, devastatingly hot. So like I worked with this model at the grinder thing.

And I was like, what are you doing? What are you doing tonight? He's like, I'm going to orgy. And I was like, I'm fierce. I think you should have sex with fans. I think it always goes well. Yeah. Wait.

I hope it's not. He won't care. I found the white whale. Is it the white whale is something you've been looking for? Brennan Frazier? Oh, my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.

You were dorking your pininess. Like Brennan Frazier. I had a heart attack. And then it floated heaven. The floating is fierce. Not the white whale. The white whale. Oh, fuck him for the whale.

Not him, Darren Aronowski. I, so, this is personal, but I won't mention the name. I hook up with this person on Grindr. That's anonymous enough. I'm sorry.

Fuck off if you listened to us. And you're like, yeah, that was me. You weren't named. Yeah. Shut up. His name was Bob Nelson. No.

What are we supposed to get on here and be like, I had some food from a restaurant. with someone and something happened. And it tasted relatively delicious. Yeah, no. He just wanted to have his ass eaten. Okay. Okay.

So that is too good to be true for me. Right. Because that is my favorite sexual activity to do, to perform. And usually what happens when a bottom says that is that they, when they say they like having their ass eaten, it's kind of like, yeah, I eat my ass and then fuck me. Right. And it's, they like it, but I feel like they're kind of overselling their, enthusiasm a little bit, because it wouldn't get railed

sometime. Also, like, love getting your assay, but it's not a 40-minute activity. Baby. Unless it is. Sweetie. What was? Darling. Do you lock, John? My tongue is still sore four days ago.

So let me, let me just tell you, let me tell you, he, it was incredible. He was not a tweaker. Wow. He just, just, a little bit of poppers, a little bit poppers. But you know who's, you know who,

Do you know who champions? What? The extreme sex activities. What? The sober people. Well, yeah, because they have to... The people in the program. Oh, they're the one doing the group set.

I was at the dinner. I was at the dinner with the guys who came from Bergheim. Hello. Thank you, diapers. No, but, no bit. So, anyway, comes over. I mean, the pictures, don't do them justice. The booty is like, I was like, I was like at the, you know, at the Louvre, like, just admiring.

I ate his ass for two hours. Wow. But I didn't have poppers because I don't do hoppers. I don't like, because I take Viagra and it's like you can't. So, but I ran. What a fierce way to go though. Of course. Bloodshot.

She died doing what she loved. Well, I didn't know. Like he mentioned poppers. I don't have any. He was so good. I ran out the house in my slides and my little short shorts and a tank top to the smoke shop. They were closed. Ran up the street to another smoke shop.

to get him paupers. Not you stopping the sex to do Instacart. Mary, my own. I didn't drive. I ran in my slides. He was... Do you lock Emil? Do you have Emil?

Amel not try? Amel not try. You lock emol? Mary. And then it was worth it because he truly enjoyed it. And I'm not to be gross. His asshole was not just clean. It wasn't just like a fresh skin smell.

It was scotch-garded. It was beautiful and it Swifford. It tasted good. Right. It's like he sugared the rim or something. Well, that's the terriaki. That's the A1.

It's the A1. Wait, is like, do you guys take that? No. Honestly, I hope this person's out embarrassed because this story makes them sound like a star. Mama, and guess what? Walked to my house lives close enough to walk. Maybe you can do it again. Are you joking?

I'm just waiting for the tongue. frenulum to heal. I think that's a wrap. I think we're good. No, no, no, no, no. Wait, I'm not done. Okay. It was like, imagine Monica Balucci or Angelina Jolie's lips.

Blistex every day in Hawaii. So hydrated, so moist. So his butthole looked like Angelina Jolie's lips. No, no, no, no, no. No, no. Just the feeling, imagine kissing those beautiful woman with... Detox. His butthole looked like detoxes lips.

No, it was just, it was, it was, I, I, I thought, Every, like, a few minutes, I was like, this is going to, this is too good to be true. He's going to, like, lose interest or whatever. Is he robbing me? You keep one eye on your wall. Hello. Mary, he was in my bed. He didn't even move from the bed when I went on my little errand.

Boop. You left him in your house? I sure did because I knew he was trustworthy. What's he going to take, Mary? Oh, my taxidermy. What the fuck? Which cliffhanger next episode, you're going to love that. Okay, love that.

Let's stop it there. You guys. Why are we saying thank you? Ew. Bye. Ew. Ew. Thank you for what.