The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya - "Walking Dead Hotness" in a Hospital Gown with Trixie and Katya

Episode Date: November 2, 2021

Fresh off a semi-successful back-alley appendix surgery in the frigid Midwest, Trixie joins Katya to talk about her end-of-life epiphany: from here on out, it's goodwill, love, and charity forever! Or, in reality, they talk about painful diarrhea, airplane breakfasts, and yeast infections. Either way, here's some brand-spanking-new Bald content for you filthy peasants. Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To listen to our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be helpful! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast To check out the Trixie and Katya Live Tour, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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One, two, three. Wow. That's it. But wow, what a moment. Most pleasing to me in my career. Oh, wait. I'm getting text messages on the computer now. Yeah, it's not recording that.

No, it's not. No. No, it's not. No. Okay, right. We're on sound text down here at the gig. Listen, some people, okay, this is a very good example of two styles of coping. So during the pandemic, some people learned skills, acquired skills, and gained expertise in areas. acquired skills and gained expert expertise in areas others refused to learn and not only that any existing knowledge they had degraded others me others calcified it's like the worst parts of yourself the holes bore deeper yeah like i don't know how i know less about audio than i

did before the pandemic which is not even you went you You went complete still Alice during that time. I'm like Luddite, Amish, Nell. There was in central Wisconsin, I remember there was Amish people and I like not to be ignorant when I first saw people going down the side of the street in a wagon with like the bonnets on and stuff. I remember being like, is this real? Like what's their problem?

Because they're like colonial. I'm like, is this a ghostly apparition? Like, I understand that the clothing has certain limitations, but the styles are unchanging, which is kind of fascinating. Like, you can't use these fabrics or whatever. You have to make the clothes yourself. But we're not doing halters or like, you know, like we're not. Or like, there's a lot of ways to be modest that aren't, like, a blouse and a long dress. But I would give them electricity before a halter.

But do they do – but I've seen Amish people at the airport. So where do you draw the line? Is a flight not a machine? No, I think it's just a steel bird. I'm just kidding. I don't know. I don't know i don't know i have no way wait amish don't go to the airport do they mary i've seen amish people at the airport flying on planes of course they just hang on to the wings and go there's a colonial well we've had opposite weeks you yes we have you actually did the gigs that were asked of you which is very

my tea very and i took a page out of your book which is fallen i fell ill yeah fallen ill and disappeared into the wilderness oh i know it was um oh my god so i'm in boston now wait I have to tell you, though, it's beautiful here. Boston? Fall in New York City. The Big Apple. No, in New England. I took some pictures on my phone. This is not going to be very interesting to listen to, but I took some pictures on my phone. Stunning.

Stunning. What are you going to do with them? I'm going to jerk off to them later. The foilage. I know you love that foilage. I know you love that foilage. It was picturesque fall foilage. And it was like, oh my God. It was that thing that, you know, New England in the fall is magical.

I don't care what anybody says. Don't let people tell you otherwise. Honey, I don't care if you've had your appendix out, you're prolapsed, or you're blind. New England is beautiful in the fall. And I was glad to be here in a 60 degree day with sun. I believe it. Yeah. I'll show you the pictures later.

It'll be riveting. I had to film at the Trixie Motel until Sunday. And then I had the bright idea to film. I think I filmed Monday and went back to LA. Had the bright idea to pack for all my gigs. I was supposed to fly to St louis first for this college gig and at the airport on the way to st louis my fucking appendix i don't know i don't know how to describe the medical term but i'm gonna say go off i think burst she went off like like like a twitter rant but with pain it was like and another thing bitch like it just compounded twitter threat of medical pain yeah it

was almost a four-hour flight and i was stuck in seat 1a the bulkhead seat which is the worst i think so there's nowhere to put anything oh you can't really stretch out your legs because there's a wall you know so i'm just doubled over in the seat, like knees to the chest going, most pain I've ever felt in my entire, entire, entire life. Really? Entire life. I couldn't even know pain could feel like that. And then we land and I go, I'm just going to go to sleep because maybe it's just upset stomach and I'll get over it. You serious?

So I went to bed and I slept for 40 minutes and woke up in worse pain. And I was like, we have to go to the hospital. We have to go to the hospital. We have to go to the hospital. We have to go to the hospital. We have to go to the hospital. So I had to go to the ER. And because of COVID, it was understaffed and not enough beds.

I had to sit in that waiting room for five and a half hours in extreme pain. Five and a half hours. And guess what the fucking commercial playing on the TV was? What? We have more and more

testimonials coming in from people who have turned their lives around by restoring their hair. and not just hair restoration but these bitches were shady there was this one was like tired of the constant battle comb over expensive hair plugs some people have just given up and live bald all together that was the tone on the yes some people have thrown their hands in the air given up and just flung themselves off a bridge yes say something i'm giving up on you like that is so intense to on a tv and there's of course women crying and i understand women losing their hair

is a different thing this is totally different thing but these men being like look at it's real you can touch it it's my hair it grows the best part is it's my hair it's my hair they kept being like it's my hair i'm like yeah it's your hair but like to make it sound like to to not have hair is this like some people have just ripped off all their skin and rolled in salt this ghastly ghoulish affliction from which there is no alternative lifestyle. It is perfectly acceptable to be a bald man. Has been for a long time. No one cares. Nobody cares.

Nobody fucking cares. And I almost felt like secondhand predatory. I was like, I understand we all have to make a buck, but making somebody at home at 4 a.m. watching this feel like they should literally kill themselves because they don't have the same head of hair they had at 20 is really a lot it's it's a lot it is a lot that was a lot you had to wait in the that's why you see it's funny i'm more horrified of going to the hospital than i am about the pain because i know what is the hospital is waiting waiting not getting like i figured oh they'll I'll have to wait an hour. Oh, it'll be like an hour. It'll be 90 minutes.

Mary, Mary, five and a half hours of me going, oh. And then I remember I was like, oh, and they were saying that shit about bald people. And I went, work. I was just like, kicking me when I'm down. Kicking me when I'm down. You should have said you had chest pain because I think they immediately see you because they think you're having a heart attack. Well, they're like, what's your pain level? I'm down. Kicking me when I'm down. You should have said you had chest pain because I think they immediately see you because they think you're having a heart attack. Well, they're like, what's your pain level?

I go 10. I said, this is the most pain I've ever been in my entire life. I said, I can barely stand. I almost couldn't get in the Uber. I was called 911. 10. This is the worst, the worst, the worst. So then I get in there.

Eh, you're not screaming. You're a five. Yeah. Then they put you in the CAT scan machine and they scan you. And you know, I've been sick for like a week and a half. I've been missing other gigs because of this right right so then they scan me and they go your appendix is like super uh swollen so we can either try to shrink it with antibiotics but since you've been on antibiotics for five days for your illness yeah i think just

cut it out i said well what do you do and they're like it's a quick procedure it's with like laparoscopic surgery and we can do it at 10 o'clock in a few hours i'm like i guess let's do that so then they give me morphine which i just want to say does nothing wait wait wait you weren't under general anesthesia oh no they gave me morphine in the waiting room but i'm like this mary this is nothing i was like yeah judge judy meme of her like tap tap tap tap i was like i can still feel the pain what are we doing here i still know who I am and I know where I am. This is not working. I want to wake up in four days with like a Tijuana skinny. A full head of blonde hair.

And a full head of long blonde 613 synthetic hair. Yacky. So then I get in the room and then I'm so scared of like general anesthesia is scary. Getting put under is scary. I know it's literally a surgery that is nothing. Everybody gets their appendix out, but I was so scared. And of course they gave you the drugs and they go,

this will take the edge off, which means later you won't even remember being in that room. I don't even remember going to surgery, but then it just sucks. Cause I had to miss all of our gigs for the week. I was supposed to DJ a Spotify party. I had to miss my party at my bar. I had to miss our Halloween gigs after putting all the work into the rehearsals and the costumes, anyway, it just sucked.

Oh, that's right. Yes. All of that. You did a lot of rehearsals. Videos, costumes, rehearsals. Yeah. And now. Motherfucker.

It'll take, you know, you have like come and go flu-like symptoms after an appendectomy. So that'll be the next like 10 days at least. It's just like chills or like diarrhea. It's just so fun fun and cool so now for the tricksy motel which we're filming this week i have to do like caftans and stuff because i can't even do like compression wear because look you should work into a diarrhea storyline oh i'll see this though i'll say this do you want to there's something they don't tell you about getting really sick you do lose weight and you lose it quick.

I'm not recommending you get sick. I'm recommending because I finished. So I'm two weeks out from the marathon. So I was supposed to be two weeks out. And now this happened. So I was already really thin from running. And then this happened. And I saw a picture of myself in this hospital.

And I was like, bitch. Honestly, work. Like get on a red carpet now, bitch. Let them have it. I look like fucking elf on a shelf. Bald elf on a shelf. Throw a gown on that fucking dying woman and get her in front of the cameras. Get a bolt of fabric down here immediately.

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if I'm even inconvenienced, I talk about for five years. So I bet we will be hearing about my health journey for about six months. No, I think it's great. I'm just really interested in the fact that it took a medical emergency to, you know. But you would have been, you've really been sick for yeah people think i miss netflix because of my appendectomy i was sick you were sick you're actually sick yeah and then the tricks in motel i've just been dead on my feet because i was sick but with all these contractors and renovators i can't cancel like no you know celebrity guests and stuff who are coming in from l.a'm like, I can't just, sorry, bye. But don't you think a diarrhea storyline or like a fainting moment would be like really hot for TV? My drag name is diarrhea storyline.

So what happened at the gig? You had Saturday the Boulay Brothers ball? Yeah, that was, well, they were so. They were horrible. Just kidding. lay brother's ball uh yeah that was well they were so they were horrible just kidding but i wanted to say it i know it is okay i feel i want to say this i am so grateful because especially that bosty gig we've done it we've done it a million times. You feel like Beyonce. The crowd is so amazing. I don't personally understand how anybody could be in that place.

It is so crowded. It is so hot. It is so packed. It is so like sardines. It's like, it's the only place I can be in that environment is on the stage. So thank God I get to do that. But it is, Mary, it was lit. What was not lit at all, the opposite of lit, was going from the stage to the dressing room,

soaked in sweat, to home, to the airport, and to do it all again. It is club, another club. You know what? I love both of these gigs. Because this is your first year doing LA. I've never done the back-to-back, and I don't think I could ever do it again. I do it every year, except obviously COVID and this.

How do you do it? How do you do it? You do your shit until – you lip sync at the boule ball until, what, two? Literally two. And then your option is to either fuck sync at the boule ball until like what, two? Literally two. And then your option is to either fuck around at the venue and go straight to the airport or like go home and shower. There's no fucking around. Oh.

So you like go home and shower and then, yeah. Or what? There was, I was like, there is, there's only going home and showering. If I had to go to the airport after the state I was in, Would it have been like Charlie Brown, like pigsty, like a cloud? Imagine that, but like aged 200 years. Like, because I wore,

I chose to wear the, I work smart, you know? So I say to myself, okay, you sweat a lot. It's a packed gig. There's no AC. Why don't you wear a rubber suit? What were you thinking?

Nothing smart, no smart thoughts. But here's the thing. I got fixated. I got fixated so much on this tiny detail under boob. Okay. For a venue that had thousands of people standing drunk with a smoke machine. Yeah. But I'm telling you, I loved it. It was so great. I had an under boob and I wore flare jeans. Yeah. And I looked like a farm girl. And it was absolutely not worth it.

It was not scary. It was not Halloween-y. It made no sense. It was so hot and ridiculous and stupid. But it was fun. A farm girl. And then, yeah, it was like hot and ridiculous and stupid but it was fun a farm girl and then yeah it was like

Lana Del Rey there's a part in Clueless where the teacher goes you can hit a few balls in those clothes she could be a farmer in those clothes yeah exactly that

that was you it was very that but don't you love that venue because they put so much production into the Halloween ball it you really feel like a star

because you're like whoa these massive screens and light show yes the DJ decks even look like Avengers yeah You really feel like a star because you're like, whoa, these massive screens and light show. Yes. The DJ decks even look like Avengers. Yeah. It's crazy.

It's awesome. And Mateo was there, which is always lovely. Yeah. And Mama, downtown was lit. After the show, when I was waiting for just to get out of there people were fucking crazy this girl on the phone was like it was like comedy because people were angry and upset but they were dressed like stupid you know characters like one girl was like like a peanuts a black girl was like a peanuts character I forget which like Charlie Brown whatever and she's like you fat

motherfucking bitch you fat ugly ass bitch just screaming on the phone and very like this message is for rachel yes why you took me off the motherfucking schedule and but in like um dressed as like um snoopy or something it's so funny and then on the drive home we would look at a bus stop it'd be one person just like with this crate i was just so magical i love that and then um so then you went home and showered went home showered um repacked because here's the thing though you have to lay the shit out that's soaked in sweat you got two hours you don't taste that you don't taste that because i had i was like oh i didn't think this through i have to wear the same thing a smart person would have been like well first of all no rubber suit but then at least if you're

gonna insist on the rubber suit you'd be like maybe a change of clothes so you don't pack fucking moldy uh so i'm not just locked locked and loaded with a yeast infection hello but so Hello. But so go to the airport. And I had, I had a very strange experience. What is it? I had the most delicious breakfast I've ever had in my entire life. At the airport? I mean, sorry, on the airplane. Oh, on the jet blue? On the airplane. Jet blue.

Did they turn it? JetBlue? On the airplane. JetBlue. Did they turn it? They turned it so hard in a breakfast way. I can't. Is it flat down seats?

Flat down seats? Flat down seats. Mama, I had the breakfast. If I could eat this breakfast for the rest of my life, I would say, yes, God, please, every day. Yeah. Please. And then I slept five hours of like lovely gorgeous like uninterrupted sleep so that helped a lot but this breakfast i want to shove it on my ass yeah and i've never felt that way about any food product ever really you know yeah but i it was great i my appetite

has been gone for like 10 days and it still hasn't really come back. So I'm taking a page out of your book. I'm taking a page out of your book. I'm doing like a juice or a juicer and a shur. And then I'll have like in the evening, I'll have like one real meal. Like one day in Milwaukee, I had Jimmy John's. One day I had noodles and company.

Like it's coming and going, but honestly, I don't want my appetite to come back the way, my human appetite was already too much i'm ready to just be hungry three three times a day yeah or like i love a breakfast i fucking hate lunch and then a nice dinner but that's where soylent comes in it's people so then it's soylent set in short like snatches and ensures wig. Did you get, did you in Boston, did you get to see any of the kids, the children, people, you know? Yes.

It was lovely. I saw Layla. Your family doesn't come, do they? To your, like those big shows or anything? Nobody's. No, no, no, no. My God. No.

But Layla's parents were at the show in the dressing room. Layla McQueen. And I was like, Layla McQueen, her parents. And so I would go back into the dressing room. Itla McQueen. And I was like, Layla McQueen. Her parents, and so I go back into the dressing room. It's like pretty chaotic. And I noticed these two old people

who were like wearing wigs and being weird. And I'm like, who the fuck are these old people? And just like, like an hour passes and I'm like getting annoyed.

And then Layla's like, oh, by the way, these are my parents. I was like, okay, that makes a lot more sense because it felt like two, like not homeless, but just random people wandered into the dressing room decided to stay there all night long it was so weird but they were so sweet and um it was bob it was leila bob um oh

j jolie um so neat does bob looking leila was in the show yeah a work yeah fina it was like a huge i mean the show was crazy it was so fun who we vocalize that we hate the bullet brother we should start a beef um well i think i started it because i just um they the toilets on the second floor weren't working so i would just shit in my hand and then their costumes were always like around so i just put the shit in their wigs yeah i'm gonna start a beef right now um boulev it's november 1st have an annual forecast is 364 more days of irrelevance burn honey burn burn you know what burn sweetie halloween is once a year, but a gym flow, a work hustle, a workflow gym hustle. What do you know about heaven? The grind never stops.

The grind never stops. I flew out of that operating room into a split. Are we still beefing with the Belays or is this turned on to something else? This is turned on to something else. Okay, I'm back. Okay. Sorry. I do love um bob asked she was like

i have a joke about the bully brothers but i don't know if they have um i don't know what their sense of humor is like and i was like don't do it i think they have a good sense of humor um they do they're they're they are great people but this is my joke because everybody's always unsure about which one is named which one and i think saying the big boule and the little boule is a little crazy no people say the big boule and the little boule and i'm like they have autonomy dipper in the little dipper yeah i guess that's true but i always remember it the the tall the tall ones dracmorta because the other one can fit swan through the other one's legs that is fucking fucking hysterical. That's how I remember it. That is so funny.

The swanthula other one's legs. That is... And every time I meet them I have to go, okay, no, no, no. It's like a nursery rhyme like April, June, and November.

Okay. Yeah. Okay. It's very thatsy. Actually, I will never forget that is a really good device to remember that.

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What? You what? Like, if I was healthy, I was i was supposed to do what five days in a row we don't need to be doing all that we don't need to be doing all that yeah regardless of appendicitis and gout and cholera and all whatever else you have like that's not it we don't need to be doing all that that's not it well i don't think like the um i don't think the flying overnight oh and although the bags were late so So like there was a real delay. Yeah. So when we got here, we had to wait, probably wait an hour for the bags, which it was very precious time lost.

So it's just I'm not trying to do all that. I'm not either. But it's I mean. Also, I'm trying to do like two gigs and like one number at each. And that is it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, that being said, the Boston crowd is just so fucking incredible. Like once I was on stage, I was like, okay. You know, it was so, so, so, so, so fun. I'm just happy people still came when they found out I was going to be not gone. They still came. Oh my God. You know, we booked at This Is It because I was dead, dead to the world. We last minute booked Saint from Dragula and Sigourney Beaver.

Oh, Sigourney Beaver. Whose waist is, I'm not kidding, a wristwatch. Her belt is like a wristwatch. And her giant, giant breasts and giant, giant hips and ass. It just, it's a two hour glass. It's fucking amazing. I have to look it up. I gotta look her up.

Apparently they said that season four of Dracula is lit, crunk and turnt. I only saw the first episode, but it really was. They really, you guys really brought it. Do they really get scary? They get like scary.

They drink blood and like throw bricks at each other. Yes. I, I'm judging. I think, I think I'm this week. I'm a judge. You're on it? I'm a judge. On Dracula? On Dracula. I think I'm this week. You're on it? I'm a judge.

On Dracula? On Dracula. I'm a judge on Dracula. What exactly are you judging? Well, I can't say. Oh, I see. Actually, this might come out. I don't know.

Watch it. Let's just say, I think they announced me and Orville Peck are the judges this week. So it may or may not be like a Western vibe. Oh, so it's like, was it a rap challenge? These bitches are really, those Dracula bitches are on another level. Oh, so it's like, was it a rap challenge? These bitches are really, those Dracula bitches are on another level. Oh no, it's not even, it's not even like.

And they make a lot of it. I know. Their level of creativity is nowhere near, like, it's just way beyond drag race, let's just say. It's also crazy because

drag is an alternative art form, allegedly. And then this is alternative drag within an alternative art form allegedly and then this is alternative drag within an alternative culture it's a yeah an alternative sect of a subculture of a whatever yeah yeah i don't like to be spooky i never have an inclination to be scary i just want to see them eat bugs i like it when they eat bugs bitch they tattoo them they really go off they i mean i listen i don, I don't want whatever the award is. You're not putting me in the ground with bugs in a coffin.

No, what's the prize? Although I bet it's probably comparable to Drag Race. It's $100,000. Are you fucking serious? Yeah. I mean, I get it. I get it. I get it.

Listen, I get it. And now that I'm a professional drag show judge. Oh, that's right. The cat's out of the bag. And also we now know the news. The last time I was healthy, London. Yes, I'm judging queen of the universe. Queen of the universe.

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You know what that show made me think of, though? I can't say anything, but it did make me think of how blithely unaware I am of drag in other countries in general. I just think of drag as like an American art form. I know that that's probably wrong, but my references for drag are american drag queen so i forget about like a drag queen in i don't know peru yeah i never never think about it and then you don't think about like the cultural differences like we talk about the difference between like la and new york queens but it's that times a million when it's like another country yeah do you remember have you seen that video um it was like a viral video of a, of a, I believe she was a Thai drag queen who did a really spooky performance to I Will Always Love You with an, with the, with the hair that came down.

This one? Yes. That's, that's what, that's whenever I think of drag that's not American, that's what I hope for. That's what your point of reference is. Yes. I just love that so much. I think of, yeah, that's pretty, that's pretty up there. You know who I messaged?

This is, it was Halloween and I messaged Eva Destruction because are you aware of that iconic Eva Destruction number, the laughing track? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, she invented like that clown look to that number and you know every drag yeah she was the first person to do that oh she was the first person okay but like it for some reason that number translates and speaks to everyone so drag queens everywhere will do a clown look and do the laughing track and like whatever no one owns songs i hate it even on local level how it's like that's her song like whatever unless britney's here, how it's like, that's her song. Like, whatever. Unless Britney Spears is here doing it, it's not her song.

Right, right, right. But I messaged Evelyn was like, how do you feel on Halloween every year when you see literally your number you invented just being done everywhere? You know? What'd she say? What'd she say? She just was like, it's just, she was just like, it's crazy. I mean, I can't really feel any way about it because it's constantly being done.

So that is weird. Yeah. It's like, I's crazy. I mean, I can't really feel any way about it because it's constantly being done. That is weird. Yeah. It's like, I suppose it would be the equivalent. It's like, I don't even know what the equivalent is. The other like drag songs that everyone does would be like the get on up. But like, that's not even a unique POV. It's just a song.

Yeah. It's just a song. Yeah. Like it's a, it's a. Like if you saw someone doing i don't know the log lady knock on wood what would you say i did so i i saw somebody doing a mix that i like um like copied from the internet or it stole the file um probably copied it from the internet like i like a spoken word mix into like the exact. Like, like a spoken word mix into, like the exact thing. It was like a spoken word part into a thing and then to another song.

And then it just did the whole, put it together like that. And I was like, and I was in the audience and I was like, and I'd been performing that for like five years. Yeah.

It was so strange. It was like, you're like, what are you, what are you doing? Also, there was a song in Russian. Work. So it's like, you know what happened to me once and this is horrible because i don't even remember the girl's

name one time i was touring clubs in the uk like five years ago and apparently this girl opened for me and did that number that's like um first i did it i can't do it alone from chicago yeah and she would put in like um i think i don't know what she did And she would put in like, I think, I don't know what she did, but she would put in like the Macarena or iconic dances. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I, she opened for me and did that. I didn't know that.

I thought I thought of some brilliant original material. So then when I toured the UK like two years later and did that as an opening number, people were like, did this rich,

famous drag queen really lift a number from her opener and then tour it in her country two years later? And I felt so bad because i i would have by the way if i thought somebody had done that of course i would have

never done it right and i especially wouldn't do it in their country after they toured with me but i had no idea who you think you're fooling like who would you who are you fooling yeah i felt bad but i had no idea and i was was just like, especially on a local level, like a local drag queen is the last person you should steal anything from. So even if it's accidental, I was like, I feel so shitty. Right, right. If you're going to steal it from her, you should buy it from her. Yeah. Versus like someone stealing one of your numbers.

It's like. What's homage then? Yeah, because you're like kind of known. Well, I don't want to say known. People watch out for then. Yeah, because you're like kind of known. Well, I don't want to say known. People watch out for you. Bitches beware. No, bitches actually beware. Yeah.

Well, speaking of that, I was hoping to, I was really hoping to go put my, you know what, and something else in the drag this weekend. And it did not, Mary, nothing of the sort. And it did not marry nothing of the sort. It did not occur. Nothing of the sort. It did not occur. Nothing of that nature even remotely occurred. It was nothing going on.

There's none of that, like, I don't know. It's all online, I guess, which it always has. But at least before there was Jacques. So we go over to Jacques after the show. Well, isn't it Grindr now? I mean, that's where the people are meeting up with the girls nobody's on craigslist nobody's doing that well because right because it's they don't do it anymore casual encounters doesn't exist anymore i guess but so we went over to jocks to just do a little tiptoe little tiptoe

tiptoe just dead you went and dragged jocks yeah because the show ended at like 10 we show ended at 10 o'clock so we just tiptoed over i got in the dumpster um i got in the dumpster same same lovely smell and um it was just so disappointing there was not one man in there giving me like a sideways glance or like a shifty like it, very sad. Did you go up to your apartment and knock on the door? No. Let me in. Yeah, let me in. I used to do the bathroom.

I used to live here. No, because they kicked out the person. It's a whole, there's a drama, drama. They're turning him into like, you know, crazy condos because the rents in that fucking neighborhood, bitch, out of control. I was talking to a bartender milwaukee and they were like halloween this weekend was so crazy they were

like this one patron was drunk and belligerent and knocked off my glasses and he said i had to spartan kick them out the door and i said what is a spartan kick he said when your foot it lands flat on their chest and they fly backwards and i said oh like from 300 i said why did you do that he goes because he knocked my glasses off i, then how do you know it was them? Blind as a bat, just kicking someone in the chest, like serves you. Probably an old woman who was like, can I use the restroom? Boom. We talked about Eden should get a rage problem.

So like instead of being helpful and doing assistant duties, she's just beating the shit out of people. She flies off the handle. Flies off the handle for no reason. I was like, where's your assistant?

I thought she should be helping you pack up. Oh, she's upstairs beating the shit out of the bartender. The first thing she does at the gig is wrap her fist like Fight Club.

Yes. Yes. And that's like, before you know it, it's just a UFC like tournament instead of a show show I thought that'd be great well I think we should tell people that even though we just told them that we were going to quit the bald and the beautiful we're back for quarter four we'll be back through the holidays

through the holidays we're going to finish out the year um maybe video maybe not maybe video maybe not we're we're really busy right now and we're not even together that much so it is a podcast but thank you all i don't know if you clocked all the messages and stuff i did like i love this i went through um i went through the last the the youtube video for the last episode and i read almost every single comment and it was like overwhelmingly no don't do it so okay i won't jump yeah we're not gonna jump no they were saying no don't do the pod oh don't if you're thinking about coming back don't do it don't do it but do jump off the okay all right so this is a short one today because kati's going to the airport but i hope you'll stay with us for the next few weeks for the bald and the beautiful yes thank you so much

and shine on And shine on, everyone. Shine on. Bye. Bye.