The Basement Yard - 19 Inch Penis' & Masturbation Methods

Episode Date: September 8, 2015

I'm joined by my brother @KeithSantagato & my buddy @D91Emigholz to talk about the guy who has a 19 inch penis & our weirdest masturbation methods. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I'm talking at the fuck up. I'm doing the intro stop stop real quick. We're gonna hear a funny story. No shut the fuck up Can we just yes, it's recording? Shut up right where you could save that for after Okay, welcome to the basement yard This is my personal podcast where I'm gonna be just talking shit with my friends or just whoever I bring it into my house Today I have my brother Keith and my friend Danny and we're talking about there's a guy I saw in the news and on TMZ they posted a video of a guy who has a 19 inch cock Holy shit, so that's something I need to talk about. That's always nice. What was your fucking story?

No, it I mean it has nothing to do with a 19 inch. No, it doesn't has it doesn't matter To be honest, it's probably just a waste of time because Keith was talking about Burger King I just thought if we had time I was gonna get it out there But I mean this it serves no purpose at this point. So I mean have you seen the video? Yeah No, yeah, all right, so Danny Danny's never seen the video before I watched it and it's fucking hilarious Shit, it's just like what the hell You know what's necessary it's fucking 19 inches

Holy like that's what how long do you think your arm is honestly? Like me Danny's probably Got a big ass fucking off cuz it's tall. No, it's probably like I would say like 28 I'd say like my forearm is like is it I say like forearm to fingertip is like almost like 19 inches No, that's not dude 19 inches you could fucking hit a fucking baseball that am I gonna be able to see it good from here? Oh, I'm fucking full screening right here. It's like a double horse. I'm gonna play it off my He's been involved in this before

So I'm gonna play it starts off as this warning adult contact Danny ready. Yeah, just keep in mind All right not ready in the video you guys can go watch it. It's on YouTube you type in 19-inch dick And it comes up from just here. I'm serious 19-inch penis taken down already like what so TMZ posted it So they they wrap his dick though in like a sock thing so that you can't see like the actual like veins It's a fucking a Spanish. I mean the dick's probably A nightmare actually, but they blur the ball sock. They throw a tube sock All right, you ready I'm gonna play the video

I'll narrate the videos it's going off So it's a guy. It looks like he's in a laundry room, and he's just showing he picks up his dick Look at it. What the alright, so this guy He's got his dick on the scale it wait how much is away It's about two pounds Now I'm not trying to say anything, but doesn't look like Frankie's dad. Yes, it does I was just going to say that like this looks exactly where me and Ahmed work like back. Yeah, swear to God That's exactly what it looks like

This guy's dick is Do you know like do what I really would I thought about this at first like freaks of cock when I was like 12 And I was like hmm this yo that Okay guys guys What are they blurring out? I mean, there's like nothing there's no point in having that on there so dude first this guy's laying down And his dick is straight up. Okay. He's touching The guy is hitting himself and his forehead with his own dick right now smacking himself

Tip to the forehead. Yeah, he's touching the tip to his forehead. It's ridiculous. That's absurd, and that's the whole video I really swear to God thought it was gonna be more like a freaks of a cock thing kind of shit going on What does that mean like he was gonna be using it? No like Get the fuck out of here you've seen freaks of cock enough with the bullshit. I know but they're fucking it's faking people With it, and it's fake. Oh, you thought it's gonna be fake. No, like I thought his I mean that's come on that yeah Who's fucking that? Open who's what the first of all, huh? Yeah, there's some freaks out there. Yeah, no shot Then freaks of cock like yeah

That was reasonable like you could manage for those who don't know freaks of cock is like a is like a is a porn Where it's just like a guy like a two-foot dick. I could have came here So anyway, okay, hold on what so at least freaks of cock is like It's it's manageable it really is like they don't take it all But you get enough in there where it's like something is happening. Yeah, that is Yeah, yeah, that's not that is first of all that's trying to stick your head. Yo, honestly, I'm not kidding my Is there a background story on this guy? Can we like pull what kind of story? He's got a 19 inch dick I don't think anything else is going on. I just want to know what what's his name?

Let's search him up because I'm sure there's a huge great backstory to this one How do I type that I'm gonna Google like 19-inch cock name Definitely has the article and they have his name on YouTube but that thing didn't say like what his Oh Roberto Esquivel Cabrera. Let's go. You butchered that middle name. Yeah, dude. I'm not Spanish. I can't you're not Even though everyone thinks I am because they see my last name is santa gala Oh Yeah, um, all right, so I keep hitting I keep it. Oh, here we go

Roberto Cabrera This guy's got a dick for the Hit the history pull up like a web md article like I want to know like real stuff Man with world's longest peak hold on there's an article right here that I gotta read Hold on Huffington post posted an article it says mexican man says 19-inch penis is destroying his life I don't know if I should be like destroying girls vaginas But maybe no, he's I don't fucking blame him. It's destroying. He said he would like to be considered disabled because the memory leaves him unable to work

No, but it's true. Dude. Yo guys the dick guys. Hold on. Let's just get this out there Unable to work. Yes, dude. What are you gonna do? You can't like Is he the fucking tightrope guy that's walking across fucking the Grand Canyon? I mean, there's no way you could Exactly that and I understand Another fucking leg is getting in the way. Yeah, you're not walking on that thin rope Dude, you can't be if he's a cashier. No, you can't up and stand there I don't know what can't be a cashier, dude So your dick's gonna be like closing the thing as soon as it opens

You can't fucking do that. His penis is reportedly 48.2 centimeters Long and the tips circumference is 25 centimeters Nearly 10 inches. This was a half a baseball? No Circumference is 10 inches so 10 inches around. It's a 10 inch circle I'm just gonna let you know don't get too into the math because You're gonna lose me. Dude 10 inch round. That's like the baseball cap. That's like that's a baseball cap. That's a foot People are getting footed like

He can't fuck a thing. It's ridiculous. I don't know how I mean it I want to know what he does for a living then He said he doesn't he doesn't he doesn't work. It says he uh, what did he do? Dude, I don't know just showed his dick to people. You gotta feed that dick. Dude. Yeah Feed the dick. You gotta feed that dick He's unable to work. I don't know if it's like Get the fuck. Yo, he said women are too scared to be with him. I believe it. Yeah, I'm afraid to be his friend I'm like, dude, dick might get mad and like bite me

Yeah, this is being tested in a local health center as doc trying to figure out what to do Cut it in half. He said Cabrera said he wanted to at least be recognized by the gannis world record books. Yeah, I don't think a dick's gonna get any Yeah, no, you could I don't think a dick's gonna get any bigger than that Fucking horse in a donkey. Honestly, how big is a horse's dick because this guy's dick might be So you're gonna google that now. You're gonna google how big a horse dick is. So he provided an x-ray He's 52 years old. He's still got it. That's an x-ray of his dick. That's an x-ray of his dick. It looks like a lake Yeah, I didn't know what that was at first. I thought it looks like a like a map of a lake. Is that long island?

That's what it looks. Holy shit. It looks like florida. Dude. What is look at this? It's fucking y'all Dude, that's florida. Look at that. This is weird for me to say but holy shit. That's dick It's fucking I don't know like yo, honestly, there's too much involved with this. What can you do? You could do it. No, I'm telling the dick that he can't run. You can't run What happens when he's a he doesn't look like he's a track star who how much running are you doing? He's 52 Yeah, I know but I'm saying like as a kid I want to know when it got to 19 like what was it when he was like 18?

Was he just killing it with like a fucking nine inch dick and growth like yo, that's been there for a while It starts growing. It's just like he just started getting worse. What age does your dick stop growing? I don't know. I most last time your dick grew honestly. I don't even like I don't know Fuck I was like 19 All those porn sites, I'd say it's like 18 probably whenever you stop physically growing get nine inches in nine weeks It's like all those crazy shits are out. Yeah, man. Those fucking pills are probably fuck with those pills Every time you go to a porn website, there's always one on the side where it's like Grow your dick eight inches in eight minutes. There's some wild shit

I mean like when I was like 14, I believed it and I was like tempted like should I take a credit card and get it? You know, well, you had a small dick. No, I mean I 14 probably yeah but I mean Fuck It was a little shorter too. So, you know, it doesn't work out that well That's that's how it works. I guess yo, I'm shocked this guy the dick goes just so everyone knows The dick soft Goes past his knees. Yeah, and hits his shins. Was that soft? You think that was soft?

Dude, when he's around, dude, how can you get it hard? Dude, yeah, well, no, that might be hard. It's just many people have to jerk this guy Do you think he's ever jerked off because that's gotta be at least an hour long. That's a workout. Yeah, that is a work He'd be really strong. He's gotta like get people to try like the two-hander and it's like, hmm. You imagine that two-handed I can't Two hands on that it's like having just a thumb on there get a good grip But he's no that's come on. I wonder this is weird. I want to know why they blurred his balls out because now I'm starting to think It might be fake. Maybe he's got terrible balls. Maybe they're just like terrible ball and I don't understand just like ugly

Maybe has multiple balls now His x-ray was like wire thin and out of nowhere like yeah, because I'm sure I don't understand like how that works Like if you take an x-ray or something But it's not a bone. It's not gonna come out like it's a muscle, but it looked like it was No, the thing is like I can't even describe it's like a thing of salami. Yeah, I was gonna say that it's like a Yo, like you go to a deli little sausage. Those things that are hanging from the ceiling. Yeah That's exactly what that should look like. But like why we wrapped up like this is a thing

The reason why I think it's real is because like it's this guy in like a random mexican Like the beginning of that video Yeah, there's laundry everywhere. There's like a fan that's not plugged in in the back Why is this guy gonna make up a lie like this, you know, it could be a cashier Why is he gonna lie and just be like, hey, uh, you got a fucking huge dick. Let me just stuff salami in it You can be a greeter at walmart. He can get a job. Let's be serious. You got a stocking. You'd scare away customers To be like, yeah, hey, it's not showing them. There's dick. I really can't fucking hide a 19 inch dick Yeah, you can't you wear jeans. You don't wear shorts jeans. Keep jeans

You can't wear you wear like a sweatpants. You'd like five XL sweatpants. Yeah, maybe you guys wear those emcee hammer pants You can't wear jeans. It should be poking out. You'd like dude the fuck happening. I'll talk about hipster. Do you know like I to be honest, this is still blowing my mind right now. Like I was expecting something like Reasonably like you could work with dude. That is not reasonable not at all. No, but I mean That's 19 inches and like Six will fucking girthy. I mean What the fuck it's like 10 inch girth 10 inches around out of here. What is 10 inches? I really want to get like a ruler seriously

It's it's like a baseball cap No, come on. What are you? That's like a baseball. Keith. Are you fucking dumb? Yeah, like this Are you retarded? Yo, you are insane. It's like it's 10 inches round, bro. No, that's too much But it's I mean, that's a little bit you saw it dude a baseball cap the fuck I'm trying to like all right. All right. You got dumb eyes at the top of the top of the Or you know, cut a baseball. Maybe maybe cut a baseball. Yeah, there you go. No That too. I mean, it's a little smaller than I think that's fucking to be honest

I think that would come on and even if a girl could fuck him that is a big hole Yeah, you would have to like like literally put your head in there after that. Yeah, you would have to warm up for hours To who? No He said he said women are afraid of him right rightfully so well, I mean that could have been like it looks like a barracuda How do you explain that to people? It's like catching a fish. It's like catching a fish It really is like you hold up the fish like look at this. Yeah, how do you explain that to someone? Yo, I like yo, I thought like he was going in like, you know, he was gonna take it out Don't he like pulled it up off the ground like it was like

It was all the way and you just do that suck. You know what's up on the scale I'm I'm he can sit in the chair and I His tip might touch the floor. Yeah My tip doesn't even touch the chair. Well, if he's sitting all the way Yeah, dick with the fuck How's he sitting in the chair I mean If you fucking

I mean if he's sitting like at the tip of the chair. Yeah, I mean he's not that shit's touching the floor. It's going all the way down Some people's legs don't touch the floor This guy's dick's taller than like a second grader I want to I want to know more to this this guy's life. Oh, man I really do This guy could be a pole vulture. He doesn't even the stick. I mean, he says he can't work and uh, I don't know I don't know how they treat Our dude freak shows still exist

You know how like in america horror story those people like that's probably like a fucked up eye and like they're in the They're in the circus and they show people probably what's that show on uh about like the animals that guy in like l.a That has all those animals with like fucking two heads and shit Yo, you come okay. I've never seen it and they make me sound weird now The fuck are you washing two animals? Is this Noah's Ark? I don't know what the fuck's going on his guy has Like a shop with all animals that like with two heads and Lizard with fucking 15 arms. Who the fuck is he's mutating animals? No, he's not mutating you fuck

Oh, he finds all the fucked up ones. Yeah, and like he has it as like a Freak show animal thing and like people go there and like see the animals and yeah, that's that's what I mean Like there's freak show shit like that. I know I know there's like there used to be freak shows The last american horror story. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if that's like politically correct anymore And we can't do that, but I remember in the in the genus world records book. I had one No, it's these two twins in it And they're like these two like arab dudes and they had the hairiest faces like all hair all over like their nose Four heads that a whole face was covered in hair. Right. It looked like a rug was just attached to the face. Yeah, it just looked like

like pews So so i'm wondering if You know, they obviously had to have make appearances places and just be like, oh, yo, because you got hairy faces this guy's got a fucking hammer And I'm pretty sure he can get paid for just showing it dick. It's like a spaceship. It's not a hammer Dude, it's a hammer. You know like Like I want to feel bad. I really do like but I mean fuck. I mean Dude, there was a kid recently. There was a I think it was a teenager

He had a fucking he had a dick for the ages and he had to get it reduced, which I don't even know. Wait, wait How do you reduce a dick? No, they probably take out like the middle Yeah, but then you're fucking up your your pee hole type. No, no, no No stream Dude, they could turn but they could turn dicks into vaginas. They could do anything But I'm sure there's there's a few out there that want half of that, right? Give me some of that. I'll take it. I'll take some of that dick. Take some of that skin. No, but um

How do you reduce a dick because the kid did it he had but like his dick was just like It wasn't like I think it was long but it was more like fattest shit. Like it was like mad So he had the weirdest shit ever. He had like a chode Yeah, but it was like so so his dick was like a square It looked like he got bit by a million wasps and it was just like mad swollen So he had to get it like reduced to like a nice size. I guess I think he went down to like eight inches, which is still you know, what the fucking that's pretty uh, so We're talking over 10 inches long and like 15 inches wide. I don't know. I don't know the dimensions

You're pulling this up. You don't know what it looks like. I don't dude. I read it. It was in an article I remember dick reduction and I was like, what? And then Dude, it was crazy. I don't like he had a square dick It was it was same As big as it was. It looks like a beehive. You ever see a beehive like that's what i'm assuming. That's how wide it was No, no, actually, I don't I've never seen a beehive in person and only seen him in like we need the poo cartoons So I don't know. Hold on. When did you see this picture? Like what was last time you saw a fucking beehive dick?

Exactly I mean, it was probably a few years back, but I saw one. I mean, I've never seen one like a full-blown Like hanging from a tree. Yeah, they're like No, but they're like circular and you jerk off you can't I just You need both feet and both hands to maybe even get like a couple of strokes. You get your fingers interlocked You throw a whole bunch of lube on it And you go to town. You probably need the whole bottle though. It's gotta be expensive. It's gonna be a forearm workout

No, first of all, it's a workout. You could use olive oil. You don't have to fucking All right, so what are you doing? I want to know what you're doing, huh? Yo, growing up and I'm asking this question growing up. What's the weirdest thing you like used as like lubricant to beat it I don't even use a lubricant. Yeah, we'll get to be honest. Probably like shampoo. There's some shampoo on it. I've done that Oh You know what I've done that I used to be like every time I got out of the shower, but you know, it's crazy I'm stupid because because that's where the shampoo was. No, why after the shower exactly That's why I'm stupid. I would take a shower

And then I would turn the water off and then beat it like you can hear it You were air drying, right? I don't know, but that's what I would do. I swear to god You would use you would use the water from after the shower. No, I can't do once that dried off Shampooing No, what is that even possible? No, I'm not like water showers going on. No, I have done that. No Now let's get to where you've been It's fucking dry beating it. Yeah, I'm jerking off with sandpaper over here. It might as well be beat drive. What?

All right, joe So what's the weirdest thing To be honest, I had probably had to be shampoo shampoo. I'm a shampoo guy. We're conditioner. You conditioner. Maybe it's a little I've used conditioner like Conditioner I can count how many times on because the conditioner stays. You know what I'm saying like it makes it smooth Yeah, like you're just gonna like When you shampoo, you know, like it gets like Yeah, you can like get rid of it

But it's like it makes it like it's yeah, it gets like sunset. I don't like I don't like conditioner I've used it like maybe eight times my whole life and it just makes it feel like my hair's greasy Yeah, I don't think I've ever used conditioner on my hair. Like it's just been straight up Dick smacking it. Yeah with conditioner smacking your dick with it. Yeah, definitely. What kind of what kind of shampoo? Fucking little pantene Pantene's really good to be That conditioner what if I had shoulders No, yeah

I remember I used it once and it was like I brought it like towards my head and I could just like feel Yeah, it's like fucking I used to have uh, I used to have really bad dandruff for some reason and you fucking dirty Fuck yeah, we still do. So do I still have it? Okay, good. Um, I uh Do I still have snow on my shoulders? So do I still have it? No because she used to scratch my head and be fucking snowing The fuck are you scratching his head for? Yeah She's like you have dandripped

I was like, I know and she's still with you. That's something. Yeah, you know, she's a keeper for a little because I got a 19 inch dick like, um No, did he say that? So, uh What the fuck was I just talking about? Oh, but I saw you are by the way. I used uh, I used the fucking head and shoulders And your head your head just feels like Freezing like it's just stuck it in snow. It's like it's weird. It's like Ben gay. Yeah It has that kind of like a smell to it too. Like yeah, and it's like orange or something like you could put it on your chest

If you have a cold, you know, you just go to bed. I've never done that either. If you like put vixx on my chest I've done that. Oh, yeah, I've never done it. I've only done it once because I was like, I just suffer through it but All right, yo, yo, you're a fucking warrior, bro. Oh my god You never believe what I did Had a head cold for four weeks didn't do shit. Just lay there. Sweat it out Tears, bro. I was crying But um, ton of blankets, sweat it out. I used vixx once

But it works. Vixx works a fucking a lot What am I saying? Vixx works a lot, but I was like my friends was doing construction on his house Like his dad was doing construction and it was like fiberglass like in the air some shit You were coughing it up and shit. No, I was like, I was breathing it in and I was getting a pain in my chest So he's like, it's probably fiberglass. So I I was like, oh, thanks. I'm far for fuck. I was in like seventh grade So I put the vixx on and I was like, I was breathing like Breathing like a champ Like my fucking I don't know what the fuck did vixx do for you? I don't know. I've only used vixx at like

When I'm like crazy congested like have a fever. I don't know what the like fuck You know, it's in fucking possible to use the shit that you know, like the the nasal sprays We gotta like those like sniff and press at the same time. Like how hard is this? Give me a fucking pill and that's it. I just don't like I don't like the way it feels like it goes like down your throat I've never done it because I did it once. I'll never do it again. I'll suffer the one I had It's like talking about like icy hot Why do they have icy hot condoms? No, they don't. Yeah, they do. I'm looking at it What that's that's bullshit. What are you talking about? It's not icy hot. It's fire and ice, right? Yes, it's fire

It's like a warm sensation and like a cool it is no it's not fucking like oh, I got a pain in my back like throw this on Wow, that hurts my groin hurts. Let me wear this on my dick. It'll be fine It's kid. They got they got icy hot condoms now So you can have sex while fixing your back. It's those people they're real crazy. They like to torture You got fucking shack on that commercial. He pulls out his fucking Ten inch dick use this it's icy hot Fuckin idiot What was the one I said the what we were we were in CVS the other day and I saw these condoms and they were they were called like

Bear it was called like bear skin bear skin condoms. So what's the point? I think the box is just empty Like do they dissolve bare skin? It's just nothing. Those aren't new the fuck is bare skin Yeah, they're probably gonna have like dissolvable condoms. It's Yeah, it's like the thinnest of the thin before like you go head first through it, you know like it's probably like You know, they test it out. You got some good pumps and it just breaks and if it's too thin it goes through and then if not, you know, you just That's the layer before I don't know man fucking condoms They're gonna have the solvable one soon They have um, it's fucking dangerous. I know they have some other

They have like they had the ecstasy one and then it's like ecstasy now with like Other things going on in it. It's like the outside the inside It's it's like ribbed for everyone. Yeah, I don't know that's Vibrates crazy. Yeah, what the fuck like I got put batteries in these condoms now How's it vibrating? How the fuck there's the one that have that like the little there's a bet. It's got to fuck up Yeah, there's a battery I don't know. I don't know. I never used them, but It vibrates on my dick

Well, dude are people having such a hard time like I The wild I didn't know what I never got was movement why condoms were flavored. Who's blowing condom dicks Yeah, that's terrible. Yeah, that's do you know That's so well, like yeah, I guess like if you I mean don't use condoms for bj's kids. Yeah No, but nobody like I don't go to I don't think of that shit like no I don't think anybody does like what you think about putting a condom on get a blowjob Not even negative one times. I've thought of that. That's what I'm saying. I mean like what?

Unless I'm getting a blowjob from like a hooker Okay, but that's an exception. I'm talking about you over in the hooker now. I don't know. I'm talking more like Vegas You just spur the moment Speaking of Vegas those before I met you. Okay. It would sound like What's the name callin? Uh, callin coward coward. Yeah, I used to live in vegas Is that what he says all the time? Yeah, I used to watch him and dead ass was like talking about vegas and like you just know he's into some fucked up shit Dude, but I don't get it flavored condoms

Or is that gonna make like a vagina taste different? Which way is it flavored? Oh, I think outside, obviously, which yeah, I'm stupid really flavored in the inside It's fucked up everything No, I'm just suck it on rubber. You know one time I was about to have uh sex with a girl and I put on a condom Are you are you kidding me? Yeah, I'm not a virgin which is crazy But I put the condom on the wrong way. Oh my like a like the opposite way. Was this the first time? No, I wasn't the first time. Oh, Jesus. Um, did the first time did you use a condom? I didn't so you basically just It's always the first time. So you basically you basically just dragged your dick across like a carpet kind of you got like a rug

No, no, no, let me guess it was like the pre-come kind of thing And then you got and then you flipped it around and you were like, oh god, I'm gonna get a pregnant No, but I don't have another condom. So I can't do this. I don't know what you're talking about He did it on another try to clean it off and it's like dry and it's like ah, fuck No, he did it on the non lubed side So I put it on reverse. Do you know what I'm saying? Okay. Let me ask you a question. Yes. If you were putting it on the right way, right? Yes Okay, that would have been on the inside. So the lube part would have been on the outside

Yeah, but it can't roll down No, no, I'm talking if you were putting it on the right way. Oh, okay. So if you're putting it on the wrong way That little fucking nipple that's at the top. Yeah was touching the tip of your dick. Yes So I'm asking if I'd pre-come then you got nervous, you know, and you're flipping it around the other way to put it on the right way Oh, no, I didn't flip around. I just threw I just chucked it and luckily I had another one I just chucked it because I was like this one's fucked. You just chucked it in in a house. No, I wasn't in the house In alley was in an alley. It was in the McDonald's bathroom. We're learning a lot here. So after the bar

Was this after the bar? What bar? I don't know. I'm trying to figure out where this happened After the bar like what the fuck are you talking about? Was it her? I don't know are we uh, I don't think we're on the same page. You're just asking random questions right after the bar What was it her? No, but yeah, I just I just got rid of it But because it doesn't roll the at that way And to this day like if I ever use a comment, I always like check. I was like, okay Because I'm not making that mistake again

Because if that if I didn't have a comment that I was not I'm not gonna have sex. I was like, fuck it But I had another one so I was chilling Like this is like a lot of information a lot of information. What else you got you got questions? I'm learning so much about you today. This is Maybe you got questions, you know, you want to ask anything? All right, you sounded drug saying that Why I don't want to ask anything. No Yes, you have it's over. It's over what that I had sex with a person and fucked up the condom. How dare you Oh, you have no respect do you?

Yo, you know how people are like this is this is this is funny, but um Like you know how like uh, well not so much anymore because we're kind of older but like when you're 18 19 don't take me out of this category. Don't do it. What you don't even know yet You know So we never know there's a big jump like I say it like I'm 23 like but the jump from like 18 19 to like 22 23 is like pretty big because like you like You know, you're supposed to be graduating college and like you went through blah blah blah You go through your phases where you're like blowing a bunch of dudes and like now you don't want to do that anymore

I'm talking about for girls What the fuck So like no, but I'm saying like for girls like they go through those phases in college sometimes like They go a bunch of dudes or whatever a bunch of dudes. They're like, I'm sorry, but I understand I feel like you're just like they're fucking for sport. They're just like, I don't care I'm just trying to try to get my numbers out. It's like you stop doing that after a while And I think that 22 23 is around that age. I could be wrong. Yeah, that was just me. I'm stop. Yes I I can think of like five girls on top of my head who like suck dick at 17 and I'm almost positive

They're still blowing dick as hard as possible. Oh, of course, there's exceptions But you know for the people who you know, whatever this is besides the point, but um, you ever think about how you ever think about how You were so people are so fixated on how many people can I name drop? why No, for what you don't even know what we're talking about. Yeah. No, no, okay, so I'm saying why are people I'm not saying why So people are so fixated fixate, but okay, I can't speak so yeah So uh, people are so fixated on the number

Of people someone's had sex with but if you think about it, the person you marry Most likely is going to be like 30 something. I was gonna say it's double digits. You think it is 30 dude Well, I mean there's not 30. Come on y'all like that's like 30 is a lot of 30 No, but at least 15 At least No, yeah, see I'll go double digits. There's exceptions, but for the most part. Yeah, I'll go double digits For sure. I'm saying at least 15 For the most part, of course, there's exceptions. There's people who I mean if it's 30 you know, how long you're with this person?

Yeah, exactly. If it's 30, you know what you're getting into. Yeah, you started dating your girlfriend Fucking what eight years now. It was like 12. Yeah, exactly. So it's like obviously think you're not gonna be fucking 20 people But uh, there's a lot of people who just like in college. They're just banging every other day So it's like all right, you get those numbers right up there. You know, yeah, that's pretty easy four years away at school A little naughty a little too many fucking natural lights the next thing you know, you're in the middle of the woods Put your pants down and no one's around And the cops are calling your parents And there's blood on the ceiling

Just turn into a murder scene anyway I don't even know what to fucking say anymore, honestly This guy's got a 19 inch Fucking oh, what kind of condom like I wish we knew more about him. What kind of condom you think he would wear Keith no condoms fitting a 19 inch arm. No, that's bullshit. Hey, man. They got x's they go up to like 12 You know, do you see those fucking beams? That's like do you think the guys ever Busted nut in his whole life. Yeah

I mean, I can't I feel like I don't know who he drowned with it, but over under He definitely uh, was it you heather heather cox It was definitely, um, you know under 10 times, I think Yeah, first of all by the time he's 18 that dick had to bend 13 inches You could still work with that 13 inch dick you could work with. I guess you could jerk a 13 I'm sure he finds ways to get this done too. It's just not with yeah. Yeah, he probably hires people Yeah, it's like hey, please. It's like a girl. Can you four help me out?

It's a girl literally hugging it and then just jumping up and down probably Dude, you need four people. I don't know. I just I feel bad for him. I know like date or Well, he could date but you can't fuck no one You're not fucking know you're all about sex No, but I'm saying like that sucks. Yeah, what the fuck I mean There's fucking guys who have Don't make me name drop All right, Ralph

Like yo, come on be happy you have what the fuck you have I mean you have something. It's a little too much, but a little I would say you're about Yo, a good well, that's what I'm saying when I thought of nine what I thought about what I was gonna see It wasn't it wasn't that it was way bigger You thought you were gonna see bigger than that. No, no, no, no This was a little this was way over what I was expecting like girth wise like I was expecting something Like a beer bottle. Okay, but 19 and just like a droopy wait, you know Ralph

You know like if you get a beer bottle, right? Yeah, wait, we're talking about this shut up. This can go in Yes, are you saying no? No. Yeah, I can for sure. So 19 inches with this you can work with that. Yeah, but that's like a You know, well, that's what I'm saying. That'll bend like a fucking tape measure You ever pull out a 20 inches on a tape measure just In the middle So that takes gotta be girthy and it'd be fucking standing up and shit No, there's no way you could have an erection like literally every ounce of blood in his body would have to go to his dick to even try To get that out. Yeah, you feel like it would pass out. Yeah, he planks

And he just lets it lay real low So as long as by or a tire rubber bender, he's a human kickstand Dude, if he gets a boner like on the bus, he that might have been a rip in his pants. That might have been a boner I'm not even gonna be honest. If he had a boner, he'd probably kill him Yeah, he'd lose all the blood. Yeah, go right to his dick and then he's on. Yeah, he pops one Viagra dead. Yeah, basically Why is he popping a Viagra? But I just already hate some and they just like with him and it's like Take a Viagra, you son of a bitch. You cucks. Okay. I want to see how big this dick again

I want to teach you a lesson. This thing the 26th. Don't you ever have a 19 inch dick again? Do you know this is hilarious, but like have you ever I gotta stop doing that? I'm just like what popping Viagra? I've never taken Viagra Um, do you remember the guy who had huge balls? Oh Yeah Do you ever see that?

Keith relax No, I've seen that you put that video up that video is hysterical Yo, this guy's balls are so big that he's sitting on them like a beanbag chair Dude, do you remember that fucking thing where you just bounce up and down? It's like that balls. Yeah, like the little medicine ball with the fucking handle, right? Yeah, dude This guy's balls were just he had some medical condition You remember when he was getting into a truck and they had like eight people literally just pushing his balls What the fuck like I don't I don't I don't I guess I don't fucking when does your ball like what?

I'm gonna say like at what Side that's a guy on dipmars too the guy on the train the fucking bum. Which guy yo stop Yo, there's a bunch. Yeah, there's a lot the guy with like elephantitis on the train Oh, and his face to himself. Yeah, not his face his balls. I've never seen I've never seen that yo This guy why you stare at his nuts, damn wherever he's protruding. Yeah, like It looks like he's pregnant in that area Like it just looks like he has like fucking huge balls. Yeah. Yeah, it's bad I've never seen that guy. Oh, he's always on the train. I always see like the old lady

I always tell the story about we were going ice skating the dancer. No, yes the one from the the feast Yeah, so her you saw the picture took her. She uh, was that the one naked on the ground? No, no, it was uh, I don't know. I got that and I was like, what the fuck So we were going ice skating was like a bunch of us we went to the city and as I'm walking up the stairs I was the last one she sees me. She goes. Hey, have a good time. I was like, hey, thanks And she goes no have a good time Well, I'm gonna fuck you up and I was like, okay, okay So I went upstairs and I told her she had that much of a conversation with you

So where'd I got like that was the exchange and then I left and I told everyone I was like, yeah We better have a good fucking time tonight because I'm gonna want to get my ass kicked I didn't see her though. We had a good time. Anyway, there she is. There used to be she's beauty and she's grace She's a mess Dude, she was the only one fucked up at this feast I mean, she's fucked up all the time and she nails that mexican guy. That's always with her And he beats her we saw them. Oh, yeah, they used to like fuck each other up. Yeah Like they used to have fistfights. She had like two black guys. Yeah

That's so sad. I only want every time yo me and Don parked the car in that fucking The area by like subway behind subway at dip mars. Yeah, where they all hang out They were like in a doorway Like set up like it was a fucking house. She's she's getting changed. He's laying there on the ground naked. I'm like, yeah Like that whole what time was it? Like two o'clock three o'clock in the afternoon

Yo, yo, by the way, she has an apartment from what I've heard What the fuck did you hear that? Oh, yeah, you're talking she's got twitter and you talked to the other crazy crackhead at the fucking at the bench Yeah, I know her she's got a house I remember that one guy started a fight with uh Mikey moe They were like about to brawl and I got in between. I got like a weird mustache. Yes

That was the hat. He's always got a hat, but he has like a job. He was like handing out flyers and shit so he uh I swear to god I'm sure he's getting paid for that. No, so Coke they got into a fight Mali and uh They got into a fight and I like was separating them and this guy's jacket was like soaking wet and I think it was piss So I was like Because I was like, yo, come on guys. Come on guys and I had like my hand on on his chest and then the guy's chest

And I was like, oh, this is so what happened. Like, how do you pee? Nothing happened, but do you want to like fucking beat the shit out of mike? Well, I'm almost positive that would have never have happened like I think he would have swung and fell like fell over probably He was either extremely drunk high something. I don't doubt it man. It's fucking It's those bath salts again. I feel like they're going around crazy Everyone has that one person in their neighborhood. It was like a crazy homeless person Slash alcoholic. I'd probably be more like doing tai chi in the park in the morning and shit

You know that that's that would be like that would be like a crazy tony black tony. Yeah also, there was that guy who were used to play basketball at 48th and um There was that guy Who would like he was just doing mad random tai chi and like fighting no one like fighting the all I remember that guy He was like shadow boxing nobody and like he's like a boxer. That guy's a boxer. No, dude. No This is the guy that goes to the matrix No, I know he's like an older crazy guy And you're sure he was crazy. Yes, because as he was doing it. He was like doing it very slow motion

And he just like fell over onto a pole And I was like what the fuck's going on. Yeah, this is part of the uh, yeah, I didn't know now that we're speaking of a park Where I don't even know if were you there for this we were playing basketball. I think it was me dom and maybe chris And we were playing basketball. Some guy came in we're like workout gloves on Went up to the basketball court to like do pull-ups on the bar. Yeah jumps up he's on it like Doing nothing gets down. He's look at the bar jumps back up tries to pull himself up literally

Inches didn't even didn't even move really got off it walked out left And we were like what the fuck and he was talking to himself He seemed crazy, but I mean he like he looked like he had a purpose when he went there But it was just totally fucked up It should happens at the gym all the time or like they'll put mad weight on a bench like yeah Like to try to psych himself up he'll get down Not even touch the bar at the other fucking the other lunatic what is fucking his girlfriend slash sister slash in the matrix Yeah, yeah, man that guy he comes in

And he puts like army fatigues. Yeah, he puts he has like cargo pants and like Camo on confederate flag and he's got a he's got a fucking a mullet And he goes on to the incline press and he puts on ridiculous. Yeah, like 545 pound plates on each side Yeah, like map like realistically like Three plates and a 25 on each side. What the so like one arm. He's doing that so He'll put it on and like try to lift it won't

Get up walk away come back try again won't get it walk away Then he'll start taking plates off or he literally gets it like Like a like a like a half a half a fucking mcdonald's patty like you know like a little bit You know like a smidge speaking of mcdonald's october 6th All day breakfast I just said that all day breakfast, baby all day breakfast for forever Just I don't know. I think like ever from now on. Yeah, I think it's dude. They cannot Make enough mcdonald's now the ron the mcdonald's thing. This brings me back to the first

Yo We're at what republic this is the story that you're gonna tell before this thing started. Yo, we're at republic, right? Somehow there's like a four. Yes. There's a four hour period Is not anywhere even in my brain. I don't know what happened to it. It's gone. It's your blacked out. Yo We come back they're telling me we're at mcdonald's i'm ordering fucking three mcdoubles Six-piece chicken nuggets 20-piece chicken nuggets I'm like no shot this happened. There's like no way just let me do this. She's like, yeah, we did it I unpacked my luggage like three days later because I never unpacked my luggage

So i'm going when you got back. Yeah I take out my shit. I hear like change I go in my pocket and my bathing suit from that I wore that day the receipt All the shit we ordered Yo, how much did you spend it? No, it wasn't a lot, but it was just I couldn't ton of food Yeah, I couldn't believe it like I couldn't believe I actually first of all that just let me have mcdonald's Yeah, she's like a nutritionist. She's like, this is bad. We shouldn't eat this And the fact that I had no Like recollection of anything that happened that happened to me when I had a fucking concussion at same mics

You're talking about a concussion. Yeah, I know. I was probably like that from drinking. I was another mixed drink away from death I don't think I've ever had like super bad Blackouts where like didn't remember everything But I've had like because sometimes I'll forget and then when someone says something and jogs my memory and I'm like, oh Yeah, yeah, and I can put the pieces together like this is this is like one where like you have no idea talked about shit that happened And you're like, no, I haven't Danny was there Yeah, like It happens that happens to me when I'm like very tired like he told me the other day he threw a

A wallet at me. Wait, wait, like not drinking like you just get tired. Yeah, and I just don't What you go to the doctor for that Like alcohol is one thing. No, I think it's like a hundred and five degrees alcohol You you just like woke up on the wrong side and like it's like, I don't know. It's like middle of the night something happens I'm like middle of a night. It was 11 30 joe middle of the night. Okay. I was hammered that day though. I know you were hammered Yeah, there you go. That's why you you were falling asleep at every fucking light was on So, yeah, it's like talking in your sleep. You don't remember that shit. You don't know the good story So our rooms are right next to each other Dom and Lisa and me and Jess

Mm-hmm. I had back to back on like we had an eye home I plugged it in she left to like get something from lisa. She told me to watch the door Door closed. I was on the bed knocked out. Yo unconscious for like 30 minutes. She's banging on the door Yo, are you serious? Yeah, it was fucked up She was probably so pissed you were hammered. Why don't you just take a key? I you guys were like you were FaceTiming me It was like 5 30 in the morning that by them because it was like eight or nine o'clock here And it was like five. Oh, yeah, that was in the cab coming back. Yeah, dude. What the fuck were you guys doing at 6 a.m

Not that that was I think the first night we were there. Yeah, it was because you guys were all dressed up and like Button downs and dresses and I was like a good one. Yo, you guys are fucking nuts, man It was like 6 a.m. It's like 9 a.m. Here or whatever. Wait, was it a five hour difference? No, three. It's three hour. Sorry, so, uh Yeah, it was like 6 a.m. There because it was 9 here and I'm FaceTiming Dominic and he's like, yeah, we're coming back I was like, yeah, you guys are fucking crazy. It's like this the sun's like coming up Yo, we need to like get a roulette table I'll check. Yo, you put that you want to buy a roulette table? Yeah, you I'm not saying I'm gonna buy it myself, but like

You find a place like we all agree on to put it Everybody chips in like whatever 120 bucks. What was how much is a fucking roulette? Nick sent the picture. It was like 750 or something What the fuck am I gonna do with a roulette table? Was it plastic? If you can't win money? Open up a gambling ring Are you kidding me? Start some illegal shit. We get a podcast out of the basement We get a fucking roulette table. So, you know, you get a button. It just comes up by joey's casino. Yeah, right It's spot. That's what's sponsoring our podcast fucking copy to

Break down my door Oh, you could like I mean You'd have to have like I guess First of all, starting a starting budget. I mean, if any, yeah, if any of you guys win, I'm gonna be pissed That's one Well, yeah, because Dom's gonna come in here and be like 200 on red. Yeah hit Then we'd be like, you fuck you and I'm gonna slap him and tell him to get the fuck out But you can't win here. Okay. I'd be like, I'm done. Yo cash out. We'll put his picture outside. You can't Dom can't be here

I was telling everyone like Not was it last summer when we went to Vegas together? Yes last summer we went to Vegas and Dominic we were in uh Caesar's palace and Dominic won like Like 210 bucks or some shit like that and he was hype And he had like two chips because he had like two uh hundred dollar chips and then like a 10 dollar chip And he's just like holding on to them and he wouldn't bet anymore And danny is screaming at the top of his lungs across the table in the middle of Caesar's palace. That's huge

You're such a pussy. You just put the money down start betting and everyone's just looking. I'm like danny Please shut the fuck up. We're gonna get pulled into a back room beat the shit out of us Yeah, that would be something if that happened though. Not. Yeah, I would I would love to experience that But like I would love to keep all like yeah, I was gonna say what if you just Didn't get out of that experience I'll take a punch in the face to experience like getting pulled in the back room for sure Just like have some guy in a suit walk over and build and like but I think it's more than that Like we see the movie 21 having a lot of fun. I don't hope it doesn't turn into a back room cast

21 where they like beat the guy in the back. Yeah, I feel like it'll be a little worse than that So it's like no, I think they'll give you a black guy and they'd be like, all right Yeah, get the fuck out tell people you got into a fight. I don't know I'll talk about me because I'll kill you I think that one guy comes in on all right good looks The guy comes in the back in the room wearing a suit and he says something sarcastic like You're having a lot of fun out there and then fucking they beat the shit out of you and you leave And they take your chips. It's like casino Yeah, yo he

Dominic this time you can get out or you're gonna get the hammer If I got casino down here, I beat the shit out of everyone who wins. They're having fun here. Get the fuck out Oh, you want a dollar? No more for you. All right, okay. Yo dom would go to tables buying for 200 bucks Like throw in like 11 chips on like a few numbers. Hope he hits He got down to like his last few chips put 17 or 18 chips on 17 hit Yo went crazy walked away and cashed out. It was like 600 something bucks. Wow That would even went to empire. I had five dollars because yeah, but Empire doesn't have tables, right? It's all like it's all machine. They have they have it's a machine and

But there is a roulette table where They shoot a ball out. Oh, it's like in the middle, right? And you all sit around Yeah, it's like they shoot like a real ball out and the other ones are just like, you know digital but uh I went there and because like the first time I ever went I had 40 dollars And I went there and I got down to 13 dollars and I started winning And I got to 43 dollars and cashed out and I felt like I fucking robbed the place I was like, yo, I just made three dollars like that was hype

I swear to god, I was super hype and then the next time I went I spent 60 dollars because like I had 40 lost they put another 20 and lost that I was like, you'll fuck this and then we went another time and then uh I had a thousand dollars I didn't I left my card at home and I had five dollars cash And I was just like I'm not gonna spend it like I had five dollars like randomly in my wallet So I was like, fuck it. I have five dollars. I'm just gonna spend it. So I'd put it in this machine

And uh, I get down to to three dollars and I hit the button And I hit for 50 bucks So now I have 52 dollars and Nick's like, yo, just play it down to 50 even like what happened? So I hit it again and it goes I hit it again Nothing happens and I have one one dollar I have 51 dollars. So I hit it again and I hit for 100 bucks So I have 150 dollars. I cashed out. Yo, I can I I can't even tell you I felt like I won a million dollars. I was like, yo, fucking this is amazing, but I hate gamble

Why? Because it's like it's a trap Yo, it's a trap, bro. Last year you win. You're like, oh, let me bet on this now And then you fucking lose that money last year When we got there Whatever the day I think it was the day before you guys came Frankie bet it was like 15 bucks because what he bought in for it was like on the $10 minimum So he's 15 bucks

He won a few lost a few 14 bucks. He has Cashed out. He's like, I'm done. He's like, y'all just take whatever I have. I'm like, you'll get the fuck out of here I was like, you lost the dollar. Just fucking bet the 14 bucks Yeah, it's 15. He's like, yo, I can't do this. I don't like gambling in Vegas. I when we went I gambled a total of like 180 bucks And I won 200 the last day we were there the first time I went when it was just me and for he doesn't gamble So like I didn't like have an urge to do it. So we just like drank all the time Yo, this time was the worst like I was walking around like

Yeah, I had like an urge to go do it. I'm like, were you playing craps or who was that? We did. I mean, we played it. But I mean, we didn't sit there for a long time. There's like 10 million It's really not that hard the guy like we walked through the casino and we were like It was I think it was like three o'clock in the morning. We asked him. He taught us real quick We played a few hands and then we left but it like So whatever I say, it's 10 bucks like the minimum, you know, like in roulette you can put a chip on each Yeah number as long as it's 10 bucks. Yeah, all right This you have to do $10. So if

Like there's got to be he rolls and it's got to be like a nine before a seven or some bullshit If he gets a seven before the nine, you lose a $10. So like that's it. You're done So it's not like if you buy in and roulette for 100 bucks, you can only bet 10, you know, like it just sucks Like who the fuck wants to do that? It's too much like You got guys that go like mad hard into it like yeah, because I remember when we were there people were playing at the craft table, they were screaming Yeah, I'd rather I'd rather have like a group of people. I know playing it Like if we knew how to play like and then I don't get to worry about like other people getting like all fucking

You pissed fucking butt hurt about that shit. Fuck that I remember why I remember watching this people were screaming kill It looks like a crazy time, but uh, I don't know. I see it in movies and shit Yeah, you usually bet like thousands of fucking dollars. Oh, dude, but we went to empire actually Uh, well, we were leaving the night that I won 150 bucks. I thought I was having a good night We're walking out there and like, you know, you go down. It's like upstairs is where the roulette table But it's I mean There's no like cards or anything like that. It's like stupid. So it's all digital. It's all fucking luck, but uh

We were coming it's like all those are upstairs I'm coming downstairs and it's all slot machines like Enormous place all slot machines and it's fucking sad because it's all old people just putting their life savings into these machines Yeah, that fucking you know the fucking yeah, I guess so we see this woman and she hits the jackpot for like 1314 grand and her shit's going off It's beeping mad loud and it happened right next to us and we're like as we were walking by we're like, holy shit This woman just won the she was like not even faced. She was like straight faced did not even like you know She probably lost 50 grand trying to get

She's been going there for the last 20 years. It's like fuck a finally something adds up, right? Let's still be hype And I could pay off half my debt to this casino Yeah, so but it was sick. I was like yo 13 grand and they start wheeling that fucking little safe over No, that's what they did. Yeah, they have like a metal safe. They have a safe for 14 grand No, but I don't I don't really know what's it like they have to write you a check There's no way they give you 14 grand cash They take out the taxes there if it's over 600, right? So they probably just do that

They probably give you a very check some shit, but they did wheel over this like metal safe looking thing I don't know how it works like There but I feel like in vegas like if you like if obviously if it's some fucking crazy amount like you're winning like 100 grand or some shit they're not giving you the money, but I feel like if you win like 10 grand they're giving you Cash, yeah, but yeah, but you can only take how much can you take on a plane or is that like only I think it's 10 grand if it's uh, if you're on a plane. I think it's 10 grand. Is that the maximum? I don't know if that's international or if it's I'm thinking I

I'm well, I'm not pretty sure but I think it's 10 grand Is that 10 grand like check-in or Like 10 grand carry on I don't I do have no idea like I would never check in money like that, but I'm like is there Is that a rule like this is just off topic, but what a lot of people do with like a lot of money is they'll buy diamonds So because then you can hide them better Keith you saw a movie that that happened in and now he's like yo now I'm gonna go No, I'm just saying I'm going. I'm going on a plane. I wasn't a movie. No, I was what movie was it?

What movie was it Keith? Honestly? I saw the movie the other day 1985 I Keith what movie is it? Is it blood diamond? I don't know. No. No. It's not blood diamond. Oh, I know it's a movie though. You know what it is It's not a fucking movie. It is a movie dude. It is a movie. I believe it's a movie I know I I forgot and you said to me. I was you were sitting on the couch. You're such a slice It's not a movie. Oh, I promise you with all my heart. I swear on anything. It was a gem fucking Show what the hell was it called? It was a pawn shop. It was a movie. Hardcore pawn.

That wasn't fucking pawn. Freaks of cock. Freaks of cock. Yo, I swear on this guy's 19 inch dick every inch of it that that was in a movie. It might have been It wasn't snatch. It was not snatch. That was a big diamond, but there was one. Oh, was it true detective? It was true detective. You fucking piece of shit. That's what it was. See the true detective episode four. Vince Vaughn and true detective season two. Did you watch it? No, I didn't. All right. Well, it was trash, but he uh, he he has a bunch of money and he buys diamonds with it And he just not y'all. I swear to god. I saw it in drug zinc and I saw it in this gem show Keith, don't you start uh, they were saying that um the gem show also known as true detective season two. It's been spawned

Episode five or six. Are you fucking kidding me? Oh, we have friends now. Jesus christ. Don't fucking wrap the wire Yo, clear the table. Get yo get the fuck out of here. We're gonna start a fight Start a fight But we're at 56 minutes right now. It's still your mic 57 minutes now. I would have fucking Like I wouldn't I mean if I guess if I was like crazy rich, I wouldn't give a fuck to put it in anything, but there's probably like just like um Like shampoos and shit you could bring like a regular bottle of shampoo, but it has to be checked in You can't bring it on the carry on. All right. Yeah, it's got to be a certain ounce

Yeah, so I'm sure you could like if you're checking in money, which unless you're fucking Billionaires some shit. You're not doing that Somebody steals my fucking my three thousand dollars that I've saved up for the last fucking 12 months I'll be fucking furious Um, like I'm flying free the rest of my life or like that's it. I'll fucking go in kamikaze Not really. Don't come after me. There was a lot of come after me. Don't come after me The people that search your bags and shit. There was like a thing going on where they were stealing They were stealing money out of bags and they said that over like a span of

I think it was like two Years or something like that They just kept they kept doing it and they both like each like I think there was three people involved in it All of them got like 60 grand out of it. Yeah, well fuck Jesus They were just stealing like they knew who was who was having money all stuff stuff. Oh, we gotta check that Speaking of money, there was a guy in I Bellagio, I think I don't know who the fuck he was, but he was like by the high roller

Poker table and people were taking pictures with him. He had a duffel bag open it up Wow, and he was taking pictures with people, but I don't like I don't know who he was like probably nicked No, like what was it bird man? He was like he kind of looked like He kind of looked muslim, but he was like bald. He was wearing like mad crazy glasses I don't know if he's like a professional poker player some shit, but assuming he was he probably Probably was he had mad mad money in his thing That's crazy. I want to carry a duffel bag of money Who doesn't joe? That's true. Yeah, you know like just just have a

For a while like and go in like 20 years like $1 bills though to me. Yeah, like you know fucking who cares like like six grand I'm just dumping on a table. You don't just walk in and blow it all one night. Yeah All right, we got to wrap this up. We're almost an hour in right now But this has been fun first the first ever episode of baseman yard baseman joined by uh, danie keith And sammy's in the background. No, she's not chilling on the bed She was there for an hour. I love like I couldn't do that. She's over there like Editing pictures probably right? Nope shopping underwear. Yep. See Seven seven panties for $27

That's a steal. Yeah Uh, all right, so keith, uh, where can they find you if they want to contact you? That's too personal What do you mean like my twitter? Yeah, whatever whatever you want to plug What do you mean? Whatever you want to plug all right your twitter's at keith sanagato keith. What's keith? What's your linkedin? I didn't even know what you meant. What's your linkedin? I just want to know My what is linkedin? I've never had a link where could I see you? Yeah, I don't I don't have linkedin, but I get fucking emails from like dominic like oh, he wants to be your friend

I'm like bro. I don't even have Joe. What's your bbm? Hilarious. He probably just puts your email and that's what it is. I don't know. But anyway, keith, where can they find you? Add keith sanagato on twitter. Yeah, danie. Do you want to plug anything or no? Yeah, um, ladies gentlemen Mm-hmm Guys guys guys come on at d91 emigolc On twitter good night. Good night. Thank you for listening. Oh