The Basement Yard - #197 - Danny Got Fingered

Episode Date: July 8, 2019

Danny gets fingered and Joe wants to start saying hello to strangers. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back to the basement yard. How's everyone doing today Danny? How you doing man? I'm doing fan. Quastic fan Quastic yes new haircut. Yes, I can see it. Thank you Shaved the sides a little bit. We got going on the back there. See some like you got some some floppy flops nice Looks like a horse tail a little bit floppy locks. Yeah. Yeah, but you know just not really new But I tried something a little bit. You look a lot cleaner. I do now that you look dirty. No, I hear you My beard was a little Amish. You're all yeah, you looked a little Abraham Lincoln eight. Yeah. Yeah, so Yeah, you know I'm saying but yeah, I went there $70 for a haircut yesterday. Jeez. Yeah, did he suck your fucking penis? No funny that you bring that up though

So you suck your penis. No, he didn't suck my penis. He offered to suck your penis. No, no, no, no Here For $70 might as well suck my fucking penis. That's true. That's a lot of money for a haircut How much do you pay for haircuts? I mean I pay a little I'll pay I pay you pay more than me Yeah, see you pay a lot for hair. How often do you get your haircut? Not that often. Well, it depends. We do weeks To two weeks sometimes two and a half weeks. Yeah, I go like two three weeks. Yeah, so in the in the grants Grant scheme. It's not a lot. I love my barber though. Yeah, I do too. Yeah, but I Had a little thing with him yesterday

So when I get mine, why am I thinking this is get sexual? No, uh It depends. You could you could definitely Perceive perceive it as homo sex Homo sex. Yeah, you could definitely perceive it as homo sex. Oh my god All right, I got gay in the barber chair. I got gay in the barber chair now. I'm excited. Um, so, you know when you get um All right, so just the whole premise of the of my day that day when Alana's at a town I have to feed the dog in the morning because she's usually up at like five o'clock

Whatever, so she feeds the dog. So I'm not really used to waking up at like Six o'clock, you know, six thirty. I usually wake up around like eight thirty. Okay. Okay, so I woke up early I fed Eli Yeah, took him out and then I couldn't fall back asleep So I was very groggy throughout the day. Oh, we got some groggy. Yeah. Yes. I was groggy throughout the day I just want to you know, I see where this is going. So I get to the barber, you know This is around three or four o'clock in the afternoon. I've been up 10 hours already. That's a long time for me I'm a big I'm a big nappy boy. You are you know what I mean?

So I'm in the chair We're talking a little bit. He's cut my hair and everything then it comes time for him to you know, clean up my neck and Do my face Did your face do that? I meant this guy did his face. No, but listen, so you got your face did I always get my face did I get this lined up and then under here Yeah, sure. So but to do that. I don't know if your barber does it, but they heat up these towels Okay, and wrap them around your face How do you breathe? No, no, they actually do it and they just leave like your mouth

It looks like you're in a towel vagina. It's like this. Oh, okay. Yeah, like a hot towel a hot towel vagina But it's on there for like three minutes. Okay So Again, I'm very tired. You're a groggy man. I'm a groggy man. I fell asleep in the chair So wait, hold on. Hold on. I just want to let you know two things one You fell asleep in the barber chair. That's insanity. I'm leaning back I'm in a laying position and the the thing is very warm on my face and I'm very tired You are in a towel vagina and my eyes are covered. Right. I just basically have this super nice warm

sensation. Yeah, but uh I Towel pussy blindfold. Oh, yeah, what are those called though blindfolds what the the masks? Yeah, the sleep mask But what are they called sleep mask sleep mask? Whatever So it's basically like I thought they had a different name But uh, they had uh, the sleep it's basically like having a warm sleep mask on my face Okay, so three minutes four minutes is usually how long you leave it on and the boy goes out to exfoliate my skin Now step two by the way

We probably want to say is when you preface this whole situation with a little bit of homosexual sex Yeah It's getting there This guy did he did he whip anything out? No, no, no, no. There was no whip. No, you know, it's another thing though about barbers You ever feel your barbers dick on your arm. Come on, man I felt that shoulder actually my barber now. It doesn't even get close I I purposefully put my arms like this, but his dick always finds me I've never gotten grazed with a dick with my new barber my old barbers though. I you know

I felt it everything another thing. I'm fucking jealous of people too people that can talk while getting a haircut I could do that. I feel like if I talked it's gonna fuck my hair up Why? Because I just feel like if I'm moving and like my temples are moving around or just stay silent A lot of the time now I know my barber really well, so it's like we do have a conversation Clearly you're comfortable enough to fall asleep and get fucking wait, wait to say some sexual stuff All right, so all right, so we'll come back to that in a second All right, so I'm sitting in the chair the one thing you just like hop in to start cut a line, you know

All the lights are off. It's like half naked. It's just us now. Yeah, so I Am a mouth breather when I sleep Yeah, yeah, my mouth opens. I have a deviated septum. So I can't really You can already hear that in my nose. I don't breathe well through my nose. Okay Um So at some point my mouth You know, I'm gonna open my mouth when I sleep. So yeah when he went to take the

Towel off of my face. Uh-huh his index finger went into my mouth Did you suck it? I don't know. So you know when you don't know if you sucked a barber hand. I was asleep Joe's asleep. So in theory you could have I could have Yeah, like if it was like, you know, I don't know if I gave him one of those. I don't know Because you don't yeah, you know when you fall asleep and you wake up and it's been five minutes But you feel like you slept for four days. Yeah, like you feel like so much time kind of jolt. Oh, fuck That's what happened. Yeah, and he's taking he went to take the mask off and he fingered you and he put his finger in my Mouth he fish hooked you. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Damn. He was damn

So this part he pulled my mouth a little bit not like crazy. He fish hooked you he fish hooked me a little bit You're a big tuna and he had you on the fucking line Yeah, so he fish hooked me a little bit. You got fish hooked by your barber I know and I woke up and I was like, yo, I was like, oh, oh, oh, dude I was really apologetic at first because you're like, I fell asleep because I fell asleep or you're so sorry I didn't suck that finger. Yeah, and then And then everything came back to me so fast. I'm like, all right, I just fell asleep in the chair That's embarrassing. But yo, his finger was in my mouth and I saw him wipe his finger off

Damn, dude, so I was like, yo I I called you right after and I was like, yo I don't know. I got started to tell you and then I was I remember I remember you I didn't want to go into it like right outside of the place. You know what I'm saying? But I was like now I'm telling you now, but Why was his finger in this part of my mouth is the question Two things one, uh Fish hooking you. Yeah, maybe maybe he was doing it because I thought like he's getting his rocks off

I hope not. I hope not. It was kind of a it was like awkward after that for the rest of the time I'll be honest with you. He did make a joke like a little bit. He's like, oh, he's like, uh, you fell asleep He's like a nice like rushing guy. Oh, I thought he made a joke about uh, you know, I Maybe he's like, no, I think of your face. No, no, no, you fall asleep. I give you No, he's like, then he's sleeping buddy and I was like, oh shit my bad And then he was just like, yeah, and then like he finished up my shit. I was still really fucking tired But then as I was leaving I was like, yo, my barber just put his finger in my mouth That's hot. That's really fucking hot. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know how to feel about it. Do I go back?

Yeah, did you tip him? Yeah tip them well Oh Did you add like extra tip more than you usually do? Um, no, I did the use Okay, I did the use because then if you did then then you had sex Yeah, of course because then I paid him the finger fucking my face, you know what I mean? Yeah, but is it weird that

The first thing I thought about that How do I say this the right way? I can't believe this is a real story. I know I know I've I've fallen I've I just thought about my barber all night I thought about my barber all night in bed last night. Just stayed up to far enough like, yo, I thought about calling him. Yeah I thought about calling him. No, so I was like, yo now I feel like there's like, uh, there's different things like there's like

There's your actual homosexual man you do and you enjoy other men And then there's accidental homosexual now Like say me and you were playing basketball against each other, right accidentally and and like I run by you and our lips Rub each other. That's accident. It's accidental contact. Obviously. It's accidental gayness. Yeah, it's accidental gayness. Yeah, so I couldn't figure out is maybe he's a creep Or it was accidental gayness Not saying that gay people are creeps. No, but you know what I mean? Yeah, I know

Like was he trying to just give him the old Well, no, that would be creepy either way Him being gay had would have nothing to do with you being asleep and getting your mouth. Yeah, that's even weird Anyone else? Yeah, anyone who doesn't have a fucking creep. But no, but like, uh, I'm saying in in the thought process like Is it accidental or was it purposeful? No, I don't know, but it's like for me to think about I was like There's there's there's guys that are gay and then there's accidental gayness. Uh, yeah, of course. Yeah I think that's irrelevant to the point though. No, it's it is irrelevant to the point

But what I was trying to say was is that I couldn't wrap my mind around it I was like, why do I even care that his finger was in my mouth? Oh, I mean, I would care if anyone's I'm a big but I'm a big germ guy. I wouldn't want anyone's finger in my mouth Right. I'm more afraid of germs than I am of gays right Like I'll be honest with you like I'm like Hallie Mandel, you know I I care more about the germ than actually getting my mouth fingered by a barber. I don't care that much about it. Uh I will say that

This has never happened to me. No Um, I could see how like how open is that mouth when you're sleeping It's it's open dude. I'm a I'm a snorer You remember when I fell asleep on your floor that time for like five minutes and I was snoring like I Yeah, but it but it was like barely open like is it open just like a Or is it like cobra like unleash the jaw if I'm laying back my mouth's gonna open Oh, it's open. It's open if I'm on my back just gravity like what can I fit in there like a golf ball? Or like can I you could fit like this like this I could fit?

Well, so your mouth's open. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's a big gaping hole. He could you could fell into that I think what he did was is as he went to pull it back He just grabbed a little extra more a little extra piece. I love I love trying to figure this out I know wait, so he pulled it and like still left it over your eyes No, what he did was he's he went to remove the towel with two hands. It's a towel Well, yeah, but he's just pulling it off goes like that and then he puts it on your face like to like wipe your face But you really can't tell if uh It was a grazing or if it was an actual penetration of the finger

How much of his finger got in there? I would I would say the first knuckle. I would go to the second I would go to the first line first line first knuckle. Yes But he's got big hands a big Baltic man Oh, he's a big Baltic man. Yes, this changes up a little bit. Those are big old fingers. Yeah, I think he's Baltic Yeah But his fingers stick And and it was in my mouth for good half a second because as I was coming to the finger was in my mouth And it was simultaneously to when he was pulling away

Like he he realized his fingers in my mouth and took it like Took it back. It's okay. So maybe this was just a Baltic mistake. Yeah, I think it was I think it was a Baltic mistake But my thing is is it weird to think like if we played basketball against each other, right? Yeah, we did the kiss thing, right? In your mind you'd be like, yo Was was that gay was that was that just really good defense? Yeah, or did he like really try to get you know, I'm saying so I was like, yeah I was like, why am I worried about it so much? But I couldn't stop thinking about it. I mean, I would want to know if my barber is

You know, take an advantage of my open mouth. Yes. Yes. Yes. That's the only that's the only thing that kept me up last night was thinking One if this was an accident and two A little bit of a nightmare. I mean, you're gonna fall asleep. Your mouth's gonna be open You don't want him breaking through the window and finger your mouth. It's also embarrassing I gotta I gotta go there the last time I came here. I fell asleep and you fingered my mouth. Yeah How was the goodbye? Was it weird or was it like it wasn't as Was it like when you had sex with someone that you really shouldn't have and you're like, all right I'll just like see you at school. It kind of was like we both like we both kind of went out of our way to be like

extra cordial Oh, no. Yeah. No, thank you so much. Yeah. Oh, thanks. It was like the first time I ever got my haircut there So like I could see it was still resonating as weird in in his eyes Oh, man, this is so good. That's why it was just kind of weird like I don't want to hit the departure was weird Yeah, how did you say goodbye? Did you dapper? Yeah? Yeah, I gave him a fist. I usually give him a fist bump Well, he hands me the receipt and then I fist bump him at the same time. It's usually like how I say goodbye Oh, okay. So this is you have a routine. Yeah, it's just like, yeah, like thanks a lot He like goes back to like the counter. Yeah, you know

Well, at least, you know, the finger in the mouth didn't throw a wrench into your whole goodbye routine No, no, no, no, but I had to call somebody to give you a lollipop. No, no, no lollipops at this one Okay, I wish then that would have been a sign like come back later after closing Yeah, and let's finish this party. Yeah. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, that I would have took as a good Fuck and you know like a sign. Yeah, you know, but uh Yeah, so I probably won't get a haircut for like three months now until it wears off until he forgets about it Yeah, and now every time I gotta think you know what I kept thinking about it every time I see this man I'm gonna be like this guy's fingers been in my mouth

That's what I gotta think about tell you what you're really gonna know if it was on purpose when next time you go Yeah, because then if there's another accident, yeah, and then these fingers gonna be in my butt Well, I don't know about that. Would you get your butthole cleaned like that with a finger? Yeah, they buy a barber They don't do that. No, not barbers, dude when you go and like get waxes Oh, they clean your fucking. Yeah, they'll clean like the like the What do we want to call it the hatch the hatch like like right where your butthole meets like the inside of your butthole meets the outside Like right a little bit in what would we say that is? Fucking the pearly gates the pearly gates. Let's call it that or the screen door or whatever

You know because you're not fully in but the screen door is to the other door right? I understand. I get it. Would you let them do that? Clean my anus. Yeah, well if I'm getting it waxed and you're gonna be seeing it I don't really like to show off my anus. No, I don't think anybody does but if you've seen it Then you could clean it. I guess if you've gotten past that many lines of security, then I guess I let them do it Not my barber. I mean like the waxers I let them do that. I want to get waxed before I go to Sweden You're fucking anus. Yeah, you're gonna wax your anus. Yeah, probably for what for what? I don't know you plan to go to a new beach and like spreading your cheeks and let the sun hit that

I don't know. I just I think I just want to hit sweet and extra clean just be like kind of like crispy Maybe mad aerodynamic out there. I'm saying I'm trying to fly off those like jump into the water and just be like Sleek you ever see a penguin hit the water and it's like they hit the warren's like they pick up speed somehow Yeah, that's that's what I want to be like that's gonna be you. Yeah, you're gonna be like a big old Puerto Rican penguin I just hate weird encounters like that like weird encounters like Obviously like awkward shit like getting like your finger a finger in your mouth

But like even smaller ones like holding elevators for people Holding doors for people. They're all awkward situations Yeah, I don't like being in small small like places with people. I don't and then I feel like obligated I got to talk to you. I hate talking to people. You know what? I like talking to people. I don't like being forced like You know, we're both in the small area and it's like well, we got 20 floors So someone's gonna have to say something here. I know I don't like that like it's like it's my go-to is weather That's everyone's go-to, you know, so like in the winter. It's cold. Yeah, it's been cold for three months And another thing that's weird too is that you could tell when someone's looking at you. Isn't that weird?

Well, I can feel the heat from their vision. Yeah. Yeah, but why is that? I don't know energy It's gonna chalk it up to that very vague I don't know. I've always wondered that like how you could tell someone's just fucking staring at you. Let me ask you a question. Yeah because now that we're talking about this something happened today and I was kind of like Should I change the way that I am because do you say hi to strangers? Yeah all the time. Really? Yeah, why? Uh, I just think it's because like no no no not that why like what

What is a situation where you will do that because you live in Manhattan. You're not just Walking into a bank Like walking into a supermarket if i'm crossing as you're coming in or coming out I'll either say like excuse me. You're like, oh, hey How you doing? Well, excuse me or if i'm shopping with somebody in the same aisle And like we're both kind of looking at the same things about how's it going? I see what you're saying because I I get like uh feel weird. Yeah, I get anxious a little bit So I need to like cut

Like it's the only way for me to make myself comfortable is to be like, hey, how's it going? You got to make sure this is a real person and not a ghost. Right. I embrace this fucking Simulation of a person right and then I was like, okay now good right because if I don't say hi I feel like that person's thinking about me. What about this thinking about yeah, you ever think like I don't know. I feel like when I see people and they look at me and I don't say hello to them back I feel like they're thinking of me In what way like who's this guy like who's this weird guy in this fucking alley like they want to finger your mouth Yeah, yeah, yeah, like they want to finger my mouth and give me a haircut

No, I'm not like they're not like that. I'm thinking about is that you're real conceited not everyone wants to figure your mouth Give you a haircut Danny. All right, geez I think the comments will say otherwise No, but I would love to haircut him and finger him. Do you say hello like it really it really depends You're not a big hello person. Well, that's the thing. I would like to be You know, I want to be a hello guy because today I would like to be I would I because I'm very personable Before every reason I don't do stuff like that. Well, I do but not as Probably often as you do right

So today I was walking out of the gym And the gym is one of those places where I don't really like to talk to anybody like I don't make gym friends But do you go at the same time every day? Mostly so most of the time you see the same people every day sometimes because it's a routine thing But I just feel like it's I'm not gonna have a conversation with you or get to know you in the gym And I honestly when walking into the gym honestly I honestly when walking in like when I'm working out like I don't want to have a conversation with people You know, if I make too many friends and then I'm gonna be there talking to people

I don't want to be talking. I don't want to lift, you know But I did make friends with the kid at the front desk because after I work out if I'm getting a shake Or I'm just sitting there like, you know, just letting the sweat dry a little bit. That makes sense I'll talk to him. That makes a lot of sense. You know, we talk about soccer or whatever the kid He's a very nice kid named James. It's a great guy. Shout out to James. Shout out to James And he's never put his finger in your mouth. He has not fingered my mouth. No, you're not really friends He's also never cut my hair But uh, no when so but in the gym like I'll see dudes and like we'll know who each other are because we see each other all the time

but we've never like Interacted in that way, but I have no problem being like, yo you're using this or like whatever blah blah blah like I'm not one of those people But when I was walking out of the gym, uh-huh There is a parking lot that is underground And there was this guy Walking towards the the door. I was already out of the door. It was no door situation. So you were crossing you're going to your car He's coming in. He's coming in. I'm walking in my car. So we pass each other. You're coming in. You're coming out hot

He's coming in cold. Right. Got it. Yeah, and I have my head down not purposely like oh god, don't want to talk to this man I just had my head down. It's after work out. I'm kind of tired walking to my car And the guy said hi to me No, he said good morning Right, it's even nicer. It's a it's a very nice gesture. Yeah, so the guy. Good morning to me And I good morning to him back. Did you feel better? I felt amazing. This doesn't feel nice I got two steps past this man

And I was like Why don't I do that? I think I know why why I think that like you get a little caught up in like your phone sometimes and then like No, even when I'm not I kind of have like a one-track mind You know what I think it is I think it's a new york thing because no one really says hi because you grew up here I grew up in the suburbs like people. Hey, Jerry. Hey, hey, hey, Mitch. How's it going? How's the wife our kids? Big it's got a good game got a big game coming up. So like we all knew each other like

Nobody locked their doors in my neighborhood growing up. That's insane. Yeah, that's how like safe our fucking town was Okay, um our screen door had a lock. Yeah, that's what I'm saying I think when you're living in new york or any big city You're forced to be a little colder because there's a lot of People would all tear your motives out here and I'm a warm guy. I want to be You are you are a warm guy, but like even like initially I wouldn't say you're like super warm. No, I'm not the hottest No, you're a hot guy. You're a hot guy. No, I'm saying I'm not a hot the hottest potato in the batch. Yeah. Yeah. Yes

I got it. I got it. Hot potatoes are a real thing. It's a game I'm a warm guy, but I'm not the warmest, dude. You're not the warmest guy Oh, you know, you got I get hotter as the day goes on. Yeah. Yeah. I think once you get like like you have an exterior That can be melted. Oh, yeah easily and then once you get to that inner like caramel party It's like oh, I wish I was swimming in this forever molten magma here Yeah, you know, I think a lot of people I think more people are like you than they are like me Yeah, but I think my shell is very thin. Some people have some a thick old shell. That's what I'm saying like like keith That's a thick, but I haven't even got that's a thick. I can't imagine keith saying hello to anyone

Like I don't think we've ever been anywhere where keith's been like, hey, what's up, man Keith's like a get in get out kind of guy. Yes, and you're like that too. So it's something is thomas like that Wait, I wouldn't consider myself like that What do you mean get in get out kind of thing like in the gym? You said you don't talk to anybody Well, that's because it's the gym. Okay. So what about if I also feel like I'm bothering people Everyone's got headphones on like I don't be like, hey man. What's up? Want to be friends? Right? So if you go for a walk around the block though How many people are saying hi to zero see that's weird

Is it though? Yeah See, I don't but I don't want to be this man But I also it's something that it's also something that I've become like aware of now So I want to change my life joe once your barber puts his finger in your mouth You start to see a lot of things. Well, that's what I'm saying. I maybe that's what I need. Yeah, you need a weird I need a a barber's finger in my mouth. You need an accidental gay moment, dude And you're gonna be fucking enlightened, dude. Yeah, you're gonna be great. Listen being friends with frankie for as long as I have plenty of

Plenty of accidental gays Oh, there's a whole batch of purposeful, but I'm saying for you So true. Yeah, I think for you I think Were you like this when you were 13? No, I made friends with everyone when I was younger. That's what I was saying. Like even when did you become so cold? I'm not When did you become this cold man? So here's the deal, right? I'm not a cold man. You're not fucking Ebenezer Scrooge, but like you're not gonna go anywhere. You'd be like, what's going on? But that's the thing. So here's the here's the deal, right?

In school Made friends with everyone didn't care if you were on this team or you were a nerd or like an artistic Emo kid or some shit. I was friends with everybody right in that In a controlled environment if I go to an event or a party I can make friends with people and be there like whatever But we're talking about out in the wild Right where there is no like I there's no need to interact It's only a want or a nice gesture, right? If I'm if I'm walking down the street

And I see a random woman. Well, it's different. I was gonna say walking her dog We're gonna have a conversation about this fucking dog. Oh, yeah, that is something I have no problem doing So I'm petting this fucking dog. You know I'm saying But if I just see a random woman walking to the street, I'm like walking to my car I don't I'm not really compelled to say hi to this person Mainly because I think I'm insecure about she doesn't want me to say hi She just wants her to do her thing. Yeah, or just take the women at the woman aspect out of it, too Like I'm not saying that to be like, oh, I'm approaching this woman

I'm just saying like if even if it was like a guy Right. I don't think this dude wants to talk to me Odds how they don't right but talking and greeting are completely different. I agree. I'm not gonna be like, hey, man Let's have a sit down for a sec. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's not like, you know, hey, let's talk about your whole life But good morning. I think it could change someone's day. I don't even know the last time I said good morning Just I know I think it could really change someone's day like if I'm having like a shitty day that guy changed my day That's what I'm saying. I know look at that. Look And you know what the next time I go to the gym and I see that guy he's getting a nod

He's got a nod. Yeah, he has earned a nod from me. Yeah Because and if he nods back that means he remembered that good morning. Yes That guy's gonna finger my mouth. That guy's gonna finger your mouth. That's it. Can you spot me? He's gonna get me. I'm telling you right now. He's gonna get in there. Yeah, I'll tell you that and one of the other things why I like to say hi to people too is because Humans we're so advanced just to have the ability to be like, hey, what's going on Do it you have the ability to do it. It's true. It's very true Do you see the the fact that you're making even a conscious effort shows that you want to change

I would love to change. I always like to progress I I don't like and I don't realize how nice that is because I do talk about it a lot like when I went to denver Right and I think I've spoken about this on the podcast before when I went to denver people Everybody was saying hi. It was highs. Hello's and how you doing? All fucking don't trip did you get you got culture shocked a little bit I was just like like I didn't thought these people wanted something from here They wanted to sell me like a fucking hey come to rick's cabaret. Right, you know, which we would have wanted You know, I would have definitely thought about it if I wasn't doing anything in like an hour or two

but He but like people saying hi Is just like It just it's nice. Yeah, because if more people said hi or good morning or how you're doing It's just a better earth. Yeah, and it also causes you to be like It also how am I doing? Yeah, you think about it. How's my day? Yeah, I'm doing all right better now for thanks a lot jenis for an absolute stranger to go out of their way To wish you a good morning

That's they don't have to do that. It's a beautiful gesture I'll be honest with you. It's a little scary too. You gotta you gotta be brave because sometimes you're not gonna get a You're not gonna get a good response Most of the time you won't but guess what? You'll know at least I was I was nice. You know how many people I say hello to and they look at me like I'm a fucking Like the grim reaper You ever say hello to an old person? They never say hello back. Oh, no, they'll give you this whole speech about They give you she'll be like one of those. I'm like, I get it. I get it. All right. Okay. I have a guy in my building

I've lived there for 40 years three years I've said hello to him almost every day for three years never said a word to me It's fire He's an old bastard Old people also like take a while to compute like sometimes you say hi to them and they just like They turn to look at you. But by the time they turn you're gone Yeah, remember how we remember when we were talking about how to find out when you're old When you have to turn your entire body to fucking greet somebody that's old. Yeah

You know when your neck just isn't a thing anymore Yeah, it's like I have to just my shoulders are my neck now when your shoulders and your neck become one Your oldest fuck your oldest fuck doing this shit That's that'll do it Another thing I always think about too. You ever see like Like old people like when they're out walking What you know like old people when they're out walking by themselves Oh, I hate I hate it. Isn't it? Oh my god is shit. Was that was I with you? Yeah, the guy was a 90 degree angle of a man

This guy was perpendicular to the ground It was insane I feel so bad like a part of me just wants to get out of the car Pick him up and carry him home. Yeah You know and and now Do just like the guy and it's oh they always have their hands behind their backs. Yes Like morpheus from matrix. Yeah, and then this guy. I'm not even kidding guy or woman. I don't remember Like it was a guy. He could see the bottom of his shoes. Yeah, he was looking at the ground

And he was just bent all the way over and I was just like How can you you know like for me? It's like Like when you when like do you think when you get that old you earn like Let's just leave that guy alone Like I'm not even gonna say good morning to that guy that guy doesn't want to say good morning to me Yeah, that guy's you know, but that's that guy hasn't talked to his grandkids Old people walking around is the saddest shit Yeah, I

That's fucked up as it sounds it also. Oh, yo it scares me. It makes me never want to get old Now that I'm really thinking about it and like this started as sort of a joke But now I just realized how fucking serious I am about it another thing happened to me this is y'all This is gonna be so funny for me because I know how true it is in my heart So I brought up this whole thing with the gym, right? Because this that all actually happened this morning How true it is in my heart and like I'm saying this and a part of me as I'm saying it

It started as an exaggeration, but now I'm like very serious I did actually have the thought of being like I want to start doing that, right? Yeah, but whatever There was another time That I was walking my dog And walked past this house. It's one of the only houses in this neighborhood that has like a front Like a legitimate front porch that like the house comes over the top and like there's beams and shit. Yeah, that's rare out here Yeah, so I I walked by and there was a guy And he had like an old veteran's hat on right and he was in a rocking chair

This is all true And I'm and I walked my dog by and he's talking to this woman and then he just stops and looks at me and he goes Hey, good morning And I say hey good morning guys And then when I walked away, I was like every time I walk my fucking dog around this time I'm coming past this house just to say hi to this man. You want to just the old man to say hi to you I just want an old neighborhood man to be like, hey Rusty, how's it going? But still kicking awesome. Everybody was named rusty back then by the way. Yeah, I know everyone that guy fought like

Jet jet fighter planes probably probably and now he's just saying good morning to you Yeah, and it's just you know on his fucking porch chilling and I'm just like having these and I'm talking to a lady friend This is how this is how crazy it is, right? This is how crazy I am. I just start having day dreams Yeah, about just walking by this guy's house Right and saying hi to him every like all the time right every few days I'm walking by his house and maybe it turns into daily. I walk by and say hi to rusty Don't know if that's his name Then eventually one day he invites me up to the porch

Now I'm sitting in a rocking chair and I'm going back and forth having I'm getting war stories from rusty over here I just made an old friend and then eventually he passes away. Now. I'm going to his fucking funeral And he leaves you a baseball signed by the entire murderers row team I this is where I'm going then he he puts me in his will I get something out of this from what good morning You inherit the porch from a good morning from a good morning. I get there's no limits on a good morning This is crazy. There's no limits and I'm not doing it for the sign baseball I'm just saying A good morning could turn into some sign for sign memorabilia. Yes, you know what I'm saying

Is this crazy or a couple of vintage coins? You don't know you don't know You don't know I feel like old people love giving things away. You know what? I'm so glad that I have a podcast because I needed to get that off so bad. You look like you like you're relieved People need to know how my head works. Yeah, I went. I'm not even kidding When I passed that guy's house, all of that went through my head Like that. Yeah, I'm and that is not an exaggeration. I'm not trying to be funny even though it's hilarious I'm not trying to be funny when I really thought about you know what I'm going to keep doing this And you know the funniest part about this whole thing. Haven't gone back

You have not gone back to this whole imaginary life of this old man And I never went back haven't said hi to him yet. You ever go in bars and you're like, yo All right, I'm thinking like if you know if I had to fight everyone in here like how I would do it Yeah Like why do why do guys do that? And I always thought about if someone kicks through this door right now like when I was in high school I'm like, well, I'm sitting near the front desk and I swear I'm gonna charge them. Yeah Like why do we always think of shit like that? We're psychos. Yeah, it's true. It's true

But um, you ever think like if you walked by someone and never looked at somebody been like, yeah I wonder if like I've ever walked by like a murderer I mean we walked. Yeah, probably you probably have or like I've walked by so many or like like someone that like eats like Children stray rats and children or something like some weird like new york like Serial killer. Well, that's that's the whole point. That's the whole like idea behind the animity Of it is that guy could have been a fucking creep though because now let's flip it back Maybe that old man. Why don't you come in his basement? He's gonna kill you and skin you like a cat Oh, dude, you should see the condition that russies and I'll beat the shit out of him

Yeah, that's what that's part of the charm though. You go in there. They slip something in your tea You're just stirring it and then you fall asleep and then you wake up and russies have naked taking your toes off I mean, I can't yeah, it's true. It's I mean, that's a good point Now I'm just gonna have to keep an eye on like you got to keep an eye on rusty at first Well, I I wasn't talking about going inside the house. Actually, you know what at some point I'm gonna have to go in there and see the room that has all that stuff Yeah, and then you're gonna have to pretend to look at a bunch of picture buildings that you Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is this your is this your wife? He definitely has like a fireplace with like an American flag folded

Yeah, old people love showing people things. Yeah, they do look at this but look at that Yeah, I'm like rusty my dog's here. Yeah, I can't I can't bring him inside. That's it. They got carpet everywhere carpet Old people love carpet for some reason. I don't know why they can't pick their feet up off the ground They're just like they're just constantly like shuffling That's how I always knew my grandpa was walking around and started fucking shuffling around Someone uh Rubbing velcro. What's going on? It's fucking shocked everybody in the house. I was gonna say something. I threw me off here. I'm sorry. I'm sorry Think about rusty. I am. I am. I'm all thrown off to be honest. Do you think do you think there's this like a

A reason why you don't say hello No, like do you have you been able to find that reason? Yeah, it's it's partially because Do you feel awkward doing it? I don't feel awkward saying hi to people Like if I yeah, I got some I got some that's a great risk. Most. Yeah, I got some flakering hands today. No, but I uh I don't have a problem saying hi to people Or whatever, right? So I don't think it's that what I think it is is Me worrying about bothering people

Like I think if I say hi to this person, but why the fuck is this guy saying hi I think it would it would break my heart to say good morning and they go Well, I'd be like, oh god I think it bothers you To say hello to people. Oh, no, absolutely not. It doesn't I would love to live in a world where we're all Yeah, I would love that. Yeah a very smiley high like a pleasantville type place. It'd be amazing. Yeah, you know I would that would be you know Ideal of course. Yeah, I would love to be in a happy place

I wouldn't I would hate to have like like You know people walking around not saying hi like someone shows up you pull out your phone look down like Are you more personable when you're Sober or when you're drunk you think Or no, they're not personable. Are you nicer when you're drunk or sober nicer? Yeah, just like a nicer guy A more a more approachable guy. I don't think there's a difference. I think that I've met more people when I was drunk because those are social settings, right But just walking around sober sometimes you're like in between like when you run to the store

It's not like a time to make friends, right? You know, so usually if I'm at a bar or if I'm at a birthday party or I'm here. I'm there whatever You know, I'm making friends, right? Yeah You're me. Does it does it loosen you up? Sure. It does, right? That's what I'm saying It helps you be a little more that good morning's gonna come at it Honestly, I hope you're not drunk in the morning But I'm just saying it's gonna make that good morning come out You're trying to say I should take I should rip a shot before I go out in the morning

I'm not saying that it might help start saying hi to the neighbors and shit crash your car into the lawn to be great Yeah, you know, yeah got for a bit, but you know That's all I'm saying Just try it out. You should try it next this week start saying hi. Just start saying hi Don't go crazy. You don't want to be that people are gonna think you're crazy. Yeah Joey, Joey, hello, are they gonna come up some weird or they're gonna start crossing the street like I'm a pit bull or something Yeah You don't want to be the a pariah in your neighborhood, but just from time to time. Hey, you're in duane reed

Throw a hay out there. Yeah, that's all you gotta do. How's it going? These are good. Yeah, how am I doing? That was good. I loved it great I loved it. I think everything about that was great Awesome. All right, let's get to the sponsors real quick, huh? Here we go You came clean about it you came clean about rusty. I feel great. I feel awesome now that I said that All right, um feel awesome now that I said that I do let's get to these sponsors here. Thank you to everyone who is Using our sponsors and using the promo codes. You're getting some discounts and whatnot. So we really appreciate it when you support

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Keep that sweat off you keep the sweat off you man. Nobody likes a sweaty partner You know, oh another thing happened. I got a Rolex this week. Ooh Very big. Oh, everyone was letting you have it. They they were and they were and they were saying oh like, you know like Oh, it looks too tight or this I like to wear it snug. You do like a like a snug watch. I wanted to ask you Material possession yes, but also an investment right Sure, if I sell it down the road, whatever, which, you know, probably won't but what I'm saying is is that Do you think purchases like this are smart?

Do you think this is a smart purchase? Technically it is okay because they appreciate depending on which Rolex it is it is not every single Rolex Yeah, not all not all but uh this one particularly does so if it appreciates then yes anything that does appreciate is a technically a smart investment now Whether it appreciates or not In my opinion, if I have a Rolex is irrelevant because I'm not going to sell it No, unless I go bankrupt and I have to yeah, which you know, I'm counting on that not happening See, that's the weird thing is like that was like one of the biggest arguments that I had for getting it

But it's like it's not cool. I know, you know, but it's like I don't think there's anything wrong with it You know, it's it's also like if you get a house, right, right? So I have I have but you can live in a house though. That's different This is just for me to be like cool. You think I'm smarter in a meeting Well, no, I mean you're using it. Yeah, of course. It's a watch. Yeah, but if it appreciates in value Then it's a it's a better purchase than anything you have that doesn't this particular model goes up two to five percent every year so then Why would that be bad? No because like you want to know

It was always my dream to have a Rolex like even growing up as a kid. I always wanted to get one Um, I feel like a part of me accomplished something, but then a party was like does anybody really care that you have this on Or is it more about you what I'm saying? Um, like have you ever bought something? Obviously you have just for you and it's a material possession, but shouldn't you think like you should have emotional? Connections to like some things that you buy. I don't necessarily feel that way. I mean, I personally don't really have a whole I don't I'm not very materialistic um about that about

Things okay, but I I get it. I mean, I think you know a good balance is probably You know the best should every purchase you make be something that appreciates No, and also that's never going to happen because there's only a you know, I certainly yeah, there's very little things that do that Yeah, exactly. So you have to have nice things and it's nice to have nice stuff You know because for the most part when you buy nice things Like it's made well, right, you know like if you buy a Louis Vuitton, whatever it's gonna last you forever Right. Did you overpay for something? Yes, you did sure But and and it's just part of it

But you know it is it's not a piece of shit is what I'm trying to say, right? You know what I mean? Like, you know like the backpacks they have They're like $2,500 they're fire. They are cool But they're $2,500 could you go get a different backpack? Yeah, and save Like I don't know 24 hundred dollars You can get a great backpack for a hundred bucks But I feel like sometimes when you purchase things, there's an emotional an emotional attachment, right?

Like uh, well your mom's house, right? Yeah, that was an emotional attachment Yeah, you know what I mean? You're like this is our house, you know, yeah under armor We must protect this house, you know what I'm saying? But like that was an emotional investment, but also a smart one As well, right. I mean, yeah, I'd appreciate you know what I'm saying? So it's like it's I feel like what As someone who buys a lot of materialistic shit, you know after getting this I was like, yeah, it really makes me realize like You gotta you gotta be smarter even with material possessions that you buy like you can't go crazy like I have way too many shoes I know that for a fact But the thing for me is is that I do that because it makes me feel better, right?

Now Is that bad or is that good? It's good and bad Particularly with your shoes That's a void that will never get filled with shoes. Yes. Yeah, it's a temporary. It's nice to have and it's also About status. I think of having a shoe that not a lot of people have or or something that cost having something that costs a lot of money Yeah People enjoy what

People's reaction to that is But also, I think that's just being human man. I spent 400 bucks on this Yeah, that's how it is though. It really is it really is but like but even Like your car my cars. I'm telling you right now my car Uh Did I get it for me? Yes, I did Uh

I got it because I don't make purchases like that. Never you'd never do not that it's a super car No, but it's a nice BMW if you pull out around, you know what I'm saying. You're gonna have one of the nicer cars on the street Yes, and I and and just work hard for that just being completely honest and being completely transparent and anyone who doesn't really Agree to what I'm about to say isn't like I think they're lying to themselves But part of the reason why you get that car is because you like how you are perceived by other people knowing that that is your car 100 like when you get a BMW It's not the reason but part of the reason is that you know when people see that car they go, okay

This kid's doing something right. Yeah, or like he or it just I don't I don't know, you know, it's it's something. It's not 100 for me like. Oh, this could have been any car Yeah, like I went to the BMW dealership because one because I know they make nice cars Yeah, their cars are fire and I like And I like their cars and you know, I actually asked my oldest brother if they were like good cars because he like Did something when he was with the olympics or whatever he like test drove a bunch of them. He's like, yeah, they're fucking they're great Yeah, it's fucking tanks those cars right so I could I could afford it So I was like, you know what I'm gonna do it and I and this was I made that decision as I was standing in Toyota

I was gonna get I got a Toyota, you know, yeah, Toyota's great. Yeah, so I was gonna get one and then Yeah, I hate not a Camry. No But it was just one of those things like, you know what? I'm saving all this money and I never make purchases like this like I can get myself a nice car And you use it and you use it. Oh, yeah, I use it more than anything That's what I'm saying. It'd be different if you bought a fucking gold tiger for your bathroom Then it's just like cool. You like that tiger, but that tiger's not doing much for you. I'll be honest with you. It depends on how much this tiger costs

You know, it was like it because it was like the biggest like the second biggest purchase of my entire life And then it was like, you know, why? Why and then I was like, you know what? I'll be able to sell it It always came back to the point that I could get I could get the money back I personally but this is just for me to feel cool. This is me. Yeah, this is me diving into your psychology here. Yeah Don't get lost in a whole bunch of dumb shit in there Put sad to the way and along with the finger in the mouth. Are you telling yourself that you could sell it one day?

You know, you're not selling it one day. That is just the reason you could just tell people that so that They judge you less. Oh, yeah It's never been about the appreciation. I'm not here to tell tall tales You when did you and like that's what I'm saying with the with the Rolex, right? The Rolex is straight. Yo, honestly Unless you're an old man who collects mad watches and you have the money for that A person in their 20s who has a Rolex or a nice watch. It's not for them. No, it's for everyone else it is it is a

It's symbolic for something. Yeah, and you can attach it to things because yes Like you having that Rolex you've come a long way Yeah, and you know, you you've turned your life around, you know for sure. So I it to me that makes sense right and it wasn't like it's a fucking $40,000 watch. No, it's not like I bought like a Richard meal It's like $750,000. Yeah, it's not like a fucking like whatever. It's it's it costs more than most stuff You know front of the mill things, but I can sell it, but you I just feel like I feel when people purchase things sometimes there should be an emotional reason to buy Things though sometimes. Yeah, and you know what I go back and forth because I I wanted to to get a watch and I don't

Oh get a Rolex for sure. Well What the fuck Don't tell me what to do, bitch Honestly, that's that if you could have felt my heart I'm pretty sure it stopped for a full second because that's good to shit. I mean, I don't know Uh, but go go fuck. It's scary. Um, no, but uh Yeah, I I wanted to get a Rolex the one I wanted to get is

You know pretty expensive which one you looking at The sky dweller. Oh, man Yeah, it's like $15,000. Yo cop rocks though You want to know why you could sell it So it's like $15,000, right? So there was there there's a thing people are gonna think we're big douches on this part But I don't care, but does how much those watches cost and like if you know anyone who has one like, you know, whatever Do I have it? No, I don't fucking have it. So, you know, it's forever. It's common though. And I well, I that's the thing I don't know if it is

I go back and forth with it all the time of like Can I get it sold on it? I was I was I was but now that I'm really thinking about it. There's other things that I want to do uh That I that I could do with that money, of course and I'm more interested in that. Do I need the watch? No, I don't absolutely need the watch Yeah, I have a bunch of those mvmt watches. Yes. They're nice watches. Yeah, they are They're very nice. They make and they also make great watches and they're a sponsor of the show Absolutely, not this particular one, but they are but you rock out with the sponsors. I rock them out. You know what I'm saying?

I'll throw them out there. Yeah, so do I need it? I don't necessarily need it the reason why I wanted to get it because there Could have been a thing happening that would have resulted in a good amount of money right that I could have then went out and got one and it wouldn't have been as much as a like I'm digging into these pockets Right, you know, so I was I was gonna do that But to sell to like kind of celebrate or whatever. It would it would be attached to this thing Yeah, and that's an emotional attachment, right? But I now when I think about it I just like I don't know if I want to do that. Anyway, like I would just no it makes a lot of sense But I also don't wear a lot of like I don't have shit. Yeah, that's true. That's true. You have a beautiful fucking shirt on today

This shirt is fine. Yeah, so I'm glad. Yeah, I can't believe it took 55 minutes You say you don't have anything but I see that perfectly fine. Come on man. Yeah, no come on the shirt But I think you know some birds on his bitch. That's beautiful parrots beautiful parrots. Have you seen yellow parrots? I've never seen one. I've never seen a parrot You've never seen a parrot. You know there's parrots loose in this neighborhood, right? Oh that one parrot I did see there's three of them. Isn't there? There is three. Yeah, there's rice parrots. I saw one parrot You saw one parrot. Yeah, right outside. We saw it together Oh, yeah, that's right because your mom said the parrots in the neighborhood

I literally was at my mom's house and I heard like oh I was like and I was like what was it fucking parrots in the same, but she goes. Yeah. Yeah I was like, what? What do we live in the the amazon? And she was like, no they like got loose fire though Dude, you know how great it would be that's like a kids movie Paris and queens if they could survive I think we should just let more exotic animals just go dude It'd be so cool, but then like people would start getting like eaten

Yeah, we'll not eat. No, I'm not saying you can't have high aguars walking around Well, I don't want a jaguar walking around. It'd be so dope to like look out of your window and just like an elephant It's outside. It's a little heavy Elephants dude, I'm talking about like the birds like the ones that I could fight I'm not talking about anything like too crazy. No, but it'd be cool if they were like monkeys like mischievous monkeys walking around Like throwing trash around that'd be kind of smoking cigarettes Yeah, we kind of it would kind of cool making noise at night. You got to tell them to shut up pickpocketing old women Like if I could look at my house right now, right? There's trees if there was like beautiful birds like a toucan

Yeah, or like a parrot or and then and then there was a monkey just like swinging from the trees Do you actually have nice trees outside of you? Those are great trees. This is great. This is a this is a monkey. This could be a monkey tree This could be a monkey able tree for sure. It's a monkey able tree Yeah, so I'm saying and definitely a parrot would have the time of its life Oh my god a toucan would honestly all the way up the block. They should put parrots on this Yeah, they should you guys should invest in parrots and release them. I yeah, what do they eat? Bugs and fruit

fruit. Yeah I want to believe I want to believe they eat fruit I would love to have some exotic birds flying around flamingos. That that could be your first material possession right there But I got them flamingo Can I buy a flamingo? No way a parrot you can buy Do flamingos appreciate I'm holding on to this flamingo because in five years now it's going to go like 15% The flamingo market is booming right now, dude

What was that thing you want to talk about? But uh, oh by the way before before I even like bring that up, but uh When you were talking about when you know, you walk past people on the street. Yeah, anything like yeah, I wonder yeah Yeah, I I still do that to this day. I make up people's entire life stories. Yeah, I think a lot of people do that I've actually heard that numerous times. Yeah, I'm like this guy probably like his kids and like hate him Yeah, awful one thing they said they're on the phone and like Janet and he's like this guy's going through a divorce Yeah, you know, yeah, this guy probably doesn't have a lot of money In his account right now, right? Yeah, and it's taking most of it. Right. Yeah

um, and it's taking most of it no, but um I just wanted to say that was the whole driving idea of The other people's lives podcast is like when me and Greg got together We're like, yo, let's start this podcast because we both had that similar thought of like you pass people on the street all the time Especially in a big city like this. Oh, yeah, and it's like you don't really know Like this person next to you could have an incredible story That you just won't know when you just walk past them and maybe you'll never see them again Never most times you don't right especially in New York City. Yeah, and or you like yeah

It's just it's just wild like that So the whole idea around that podcast was like let's find these people And let them tell their story and it's all anonymous. Obviously, right So they can be as honest as possible But it's just like interesting because after doing that show for so long you start to realize of how much You know weird shit is out there and I'm not saying weird in a negative way. It's just weird. That's it's not it's not norm It's not the norm. It's not the status quo. Exactly. So it's like there's so much like Weird shit. Yeah, that's out there that the weird stuff that you do that only you know

That you would never tell anyone. Oh, yeah, right. I got some stuff All the weird shit that you do personally that you would never tell anyone hearing that podcast and hearing the things that you know people like say and like their whole Like thought process around it like there's a guy who is into like farting Like getting farted on like he's he's building his day around that Like yeah, like he's into it right and you know at surface level you're like Yeah, which it is. I mean it's gross But thank you. I was gonna say that when you start to understand like their thought process of how they got to the point

Where they're just now can talk about it and they embraced it It's just interesting because it makes you feel there's comfort in knowing that everyone's fucking weird. Yeah, you know I think I think anyone that goes out of their way to not be weird is Usually the weirdest people and that's the coolest part about that podcast is that if you go And you search other people's lives on wherever you you know watch podcasts or do whatever, right? If you just look at the titles a lot of them, you're like what what what and that's like it gets crazier and crazier, right? Now when you listen to them at first it's kind of it makes you laugh because you're like, yo, this is so crazy

Yeah, getting farted on it's funny. Yeah, and then when you listen to the rest of it, though You're like you become so understanding of like, okay Like I understand I acknowledge that it is strange. Yeah, but now it makes sense to me Somewhat I'm sure there's been episodes where you're like this guy's fucking nuts Yeah, there have been yeah, which is perfectly normal fucking thing to think well There there have been things like that But none of them have been like fetish based things or things like like the farting guy I didn't leave that thing being like that guy's fucking disgusting. I just it's just so interesting because

Things like that that Everyone in the world can agree. That's a weird thing. Yes, like enjoying getting farted on Typically, that's a bad smell. I would say under 1% of people in the world probably I would say less than that. Yeah um But there's something inspiring and motivating about people who Don't suppress it and are just like I'm just gonna live in this. Yeah, you know Yeah, it's it's and it's so like cool to hear it's I'm not even trying to play it up

It is so cool to hear hear people that have this very strange thing That are now just like this is I just I do it and it's awesome And it's weird like he said because you could be walking by somebody and this guy could have just came from getting farted all over his face You wouldn't even know. Yeah, that's what I'm saying and that podcast is kind of serving as that But if you listen to the show like regularly I feel like it changes your mentality because obviously me the videos I Make and do whatever blah blah blah that essentially also was like mostly a character in a way. Yeah, but Even I coming into the show was like, oh man, this is gonna be good

Like there's gonna be some like fucking weirdos on this, but it changes the way that you think about it And you become way more I feel you come way more accepting when you start to understand everyone's like point of view Yeah, but you could talk to a guy that farts on people and you can't say hello to a guy crossing in a parking lot This guy'd rather talk to a farter When's your episode coming out? First of all, he's a farty. He's a farty. He was getting the foot. That's true. That's receiving the fart That's true. I think I think hearing people's stories like that causes you to be A better person a more accepting person. I enjoy being open-minded and continuing to open it even further because

Like if you get offended by things that people say Like on on that show or like whatever like all this is disgusting and you completely write it off like I I would hate to be that person like I want to learn about it. Yeah Acknowledging like I will never be like, okay Like I understand I understand to the point where I'd let a guy fart on open my no I think it's fucking gross. Yeah. Do I understand why you like it? Yeah, I do. I get it I don't like it. You like it. Yeah So I can say it's fucking gross, but I also can say

I know why this guy likes that now. I don't even like dark chocolate People like dark chocolate. I don't like it. I can understand why people like it. I don't like it Same thing with farts same thing with farts Can I ask you one thing about the farter without giving too much away? Sure. Was it females or males farting on them? Oh, it's just any kind of it was a gay man. So it was uh, it was it was it was gay farting That's cool. Yeah, garden is what they call it. No, no, that's a gardening Gardening. Yes, they call it gardening. I feel like you know

What uh, somebody somebody described twink in the In the uh, yeah In the comments. Yeah, it's like a young man in his 20s to 30s. There's a lot of gay lingo out there Oh, there's tons of gay lingo dude. Oh my god. I got to show you this thing So I I forget but you do technically fall under the I'm a twink. Yeah, you fall under the twink hat Because I saw someone try to tell me I wasn't a twink. I was like, fuck you, dude So dude, we cover a lot today. Yeah, yeah, yeah And we're we're like a little over an hour here. So I I gotta get this out. Let's go

But I gotta get it out. Yeah, come on. So I just learned about this From someone they weren't they weren't a gay man. So this could all be false Let me just preface that but I did google it and there's stuff on it. So, okay What am I gonna do here? Is it gayer than getting a finger in your mouth by accident? I mean, it's it's along the lines. Okay. All right, because listen, I oh it gets gayer than that way gayer I've had a gay experience yesterday with the finger of the mouse. So I'm ready. Yeah, you're new. Yeah, you're newly in the game Uh, no, but so I had learned about this. It's something called the handkerchief code now I don't know how again. I don't know how true this is. I don't know if it's like the vinci code

of gayness Yeah, it's like, yeah, so I don't know how true it is. I don't know if this is the handkerchief code Yeah, and or the hanky code or something like that, but um, again This isn't I don't fucking know. I just like learned about it And there was a bunch of stuff on the internet So I just had to share it because I don't you know, whatever, you know All of our the gay people who watch this hit us up. Let us know if like If this is if this is true, please let us know. Yeah, anonymously

DM me. I want to know whatever this kid's about to read me is true or not. Yeah, also like what am I what will we get into here? So there's a apparently, you know from what I understand um in some settings You know, if you wear a handkerchief, that's a certain color on a certain arm It's meaningful like it means something sexual. Oh, I thought it meant like I'm married or something. No, no, not married. Like, you know, people will wear like red from like cancer or like Yeah, I thought I thought that's what you were talking about. No, no, no

This is this is like strictly sexual stuff and there's like a lot of them. There's like a ton of colors Holy shit. Yeah, pick any pick any color. Uh, uh, red Red and then what else I have to pick on your right arm or your left arm. I'm a lefty. So red left This is what the thing says. Okay a red left means fistfucker I would agree And then on the right would be fistfuckie. Oh Yeah Wow, wait, wait, wait. So if you wear this out

Yeah, but I don't know how people see like this guy likes to get fisted. Yeah, if you keep it on your right That's if this is true. We don't know if this is true or if this is just like You know, you know, I'm like college when they throw like fiend parties or something I'm fucking no, but like I don't know now. Keep going. All right. So what about the thing that's on the internet? That's all I know. I don't know how like legitimate it is. I'm not trying to like, you know, it's just this is what I'm reading We're not trying to offend Uh, is there an offensive? I mean it's people are getting fisted. All right. Violet is violet on there Uh, there's lavender. All right. Let's go with lavender left

That's that you'd like drag queens and then the other one is a drag queen, which I don't know if you would need That means like you'd like to bang a drag queen Yes And then the other one you're just a drag queen. Yeah, there's magenta, which is like Like worn on left is suck my pits So like you like getting your armpits sucked. Is that a thing? Would that feel good? I don't know probably I'll go on record and say this suck my pits gay people

What a life, you know, they know how to fuck that's what I'm saying And we've talked to many gay people on other people's lives. They fucking party hard too. They are Fuck machines. Yeah like to the point where I'm like I don't even think I could keep up Those and and you know, it's crazy like there's there's gay guys out there that have slept with more women than both of us combined 100% Are you kidding me? They crush it man. I'm big fans big fans of the gay people

But the magenta if you wear it on your right means armpit freak So apparently people are into like armpits like bag piping You know what bag piping is right? No, that's when you put someone's dick in here And you bang it jerk them off of your armpit like that. Jesus. They fuck your armpit. It's called bag piping. It's called bag piping Oh, I see because That's great. I like that. That's funny. I will say right so And this is another one of those things I don't mean to make this into like a deep conversation or anything

But something like being an armpit freak. Yeah, just being so sexually like liberated Yeah, free in a way that you're like, yeah, I'm I'm doing it. It makes me feel good. So I'm just gonna do that shit You know, there's something like great about I think I think being able to express your shout out because no You're right though because a lot of people suppress your shit. Yeah, and you can express yourself Verbally, yeah, and a lot of people express themselves sexually like, you know, it's like that's a lot of people are their true selves When they're having sex So if you want to if you want to fuck somebody's armpit, that's you being you. You're not just doing it Well, you know, you enjoy it

But think about it the sad thing would be if you enjoyed fucking people's armpits But you suppress that your entire life and you never get to do it. Yeah, all you want to do is fuck a pit But you're like, oh, that's not socially acceptable. So I'm just not gonna do whatever Yeah, that's fucked up. That is is more fucking fucked up. Yeah, exactly. Um, there's uh, cock and ball torturer Uh, let me guess the color orange. No, it's damn it. It's a teal. All right, teal teal is is a cock and ball torture Um, then there's that I can't get on board with I just have sense of testicles. Yeah My cock you could put a good beating on my test My testicle is gonna have to sit this one out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, if it was just cock, you know, I

Play ball. Yes. Do whatever you want, but definitely don't, you know, uh hunter green Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait hunter green. Oh, I thought hunter like they hunted for another gay man Oh, no No, it's the color green but like hunter. Oh, okay. I didn't know hunter was a color. Yeah. Yeah. It's like a dark green It's fire But on the left it's a daddy All right, so on the right is orphan boy looking for daddy I would say I would be the daddy you'd be orphan boy looking for the daddy probably

Oh man, um, whoa mustard yellow Oh, this is gonna get freaky. Yeah, it is hung eight inches plus. Whoa Cousin Pete's going mustard, dude Cousin Pete is mustardy as fuck if you if you see a You know if you walk by a gay bar and there's a man with a mustard yellow bandana on his left arm Guys got a penis on him. Yeah And then on the right arm means you want eight plus inches, which brave souls there. Jesus. Yeah, I can't salute the mustard rights Uh, there's pissers and piss freaks

for yellow obviously um Not very hydrated p Air force blue is pilot or flight attendant and then on the right is likes fly boys, which I've never heard of that until today No, not fly like that. I'm assuming like I don't know. What is a fly boy? Yeah, but uh Um, but yeah, it's just it's just a block of stuff. Is it like a spinner?

Like a really small boy What's a spinner you've never seen like a spinner a spinner is like a really small like skinny girl No, like uh, I've never heard this term like Uh, can you look it up the full exact term spinner? but like Someone say like anachondric is a spinner is a spinner because he's small and skinny The skinny spinner

I don't know Oh god now. Oh god. What do you have? You have weird weird sex though I typed in spinner skinny and then I got flexible skinny spinner bangs huge dick. Yeah, see that's what i'm telling you But then I but then the next one is skinny trout a trout fishing company born in the driftless What the fuck is this? I said what does spinner mean sexually a petite female a woman small enough that she could be spun around while on top of a man during sex What are you spinning like a basketball on my dick? What is this Harlem globe trotters of sex? Doing that, but yeah, that's what a spinner is. That's a I didn't know that that's crazy. Yeah

Oh, there's another one maroon is like cuts and bleat and bleeding. So one of them likes to cut people Have you guys ever talked to a cutter on of the people's lives? like Suicidal or like no no no like a cutter that's a cutter that just like cuts like blood sex No, like there's people that that will just cut like like they'll just cut for the feeling you like makes them feel alive Yeah, isn't that like oh, yeah. Yeah. Um Yes, we have it wasn't uh completely based around that but it was uh A part of it right where like, you know, that was something that they did at one point or something

But yeah, that that blood sex. I'm gonna have to draw the line on Yeah, it's just it's You know, yeah, I didn't I can't I can't I can't I think blood guy. Yeah I'm I feel like I would pass out. I feel like I would get very scared and gets and like fall down. Well, that's You know, I would need a glass of water That's the thing like I can't get into I can't get in the blood sex guys. This is where I draw the line I'm sorry. I'm not one of those people that if they see blood, they're like, oh my god, and they start and they faint No, no, no

But I like if I get a cut on my hand like I don't care about my blood. I'll fucking rub it in I don't give a shit But like if you were bleeding like a lot, I'd like want to help you, but I wouldn't want to touch you Yeah, because I don't want to touch. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? There was actually this one time that my friend's mom Had a very high position in a hospital. Okay, and she had to run this Class for incoming med students, okay And basically and his sister did like special effects makeup and whatnot. Oh, that's cool. So

She's like, oh, I'll give you a hundred bucks if you come Uh, and she's gonna put like some stuff on you. This is you. Yeah me and and my friend And we're gonna put some stuff on you to make a look you got an injury And then you have to like do this little act or whatever and then the students have to like treat it as if it's a real thing It's part of their testing. Right, you know I for one just before I get to what I was gonna say. I was a stab victim Okay So with a stab victim they say that when they get into the hospital

They're you know, most of the time like very paranoid and like get away from me sort of thing Yeah, for whatever reason. I don't I don't know but that's this is what they were telling me So I had a fake stab wound through my like wife beater, right? And there was like fake blood on it So I had to get in there and like be in there and like push away the doctors and shit Damn, who do you fucking James Dean? Yeah, I can put on an acting fucking for your life Stop like I had to like yeah, exactly. And then and then I had to pass out I had to fake like faint. Yeah onto the fucking thing and then they they do all their stuff

And like do like oh, this is the procedure and then that's how they pass their test. Really? Yeah, so it was like that, but damn dude, you're holding people's fucking futures in their bounce I mean, no, I just had to pretend to get stabbed But Some random kid that was there that we didn't know his sister was putting like a He like got a big gash on his head or something, right? So she was putting a bunch of fake blood in it And then as it dripped down the side of his face

He could see in his peripherals that it was like red. So he was like blood. Yeah, and he just fainted Really it was the most wild shit I've ever seen Like it was like not a normal faint like it was yeah It was like a eyes go back And body just doesn't work. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Luckily he was sitting down like he was sitting up on like a doctor's fucking thing So she was putting it on him and then I thought he was joking dude Because he started to just go and I was like the fuck is this kid like right and then he fucking boom like fell hard

God So I'm not one of those people that just like, you know That's I was a wild faint. I used to faint church all the time Yeah, did you ever do the thing with your friends where you hold their neck and they fought and they pass out? No, I'm terrified of that shit. Me and my brothers did it once. I've seen people do it Me and my brothers did it all to each other once You guys Made each other pass out. Yeah, one time we're doing it with mic, right?

He's up against the wall. My brother Jared's doing it to him I So he does it my brother's there and then he goes out my brother lets him go He slides down the the the wall and just goes Bum it smashes his head up against the fucking wall leaves a dent in it like this big And then he starts shaking So my brother Jared's like, yo what the fuck so like my brother smacks him on his back for some reason that like makes you stop Like seizing for some reason. Well, I think it like I don't I don't know. I don't know. I don't want to get in trouble

Makes the blood move around something all Jared smacked him on the back and he like woke up immediately But like I remember from that day we were like we're good. We did it to Jared once he fell over and bashed his head on an dresser once Yeah, what is wrong with you guys? I don't know. We were fucking crazy See, I was too afraid. I would see people do that people like this. Yeah. Yeah I've never had it happen to me fainting is a phenomenon. It scares the shit out of me. I really don't like it It's terrifying that your body could just turn off like that It's very scary. Almost as scary as getting a finger in your mouth while you're getting a haircut

Yeah, someone would say that it's scarier to wake up to a finger. Yeah You know, I think I like them. You ever get the smelling salt? Yeah We had at a football. We weren't supposed to use of it. It was in our med uh Our trainer's med kit. So we like take it and like do it I did it for the first time like two months ago It works boy. Let me tell you something Yeah, if cocaine is anything like that, I get it Definitely is

No, but My friend had it because he passes out at the doctor all the time Like he has like that white coat syndrome. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So people just like pass out that happened to me once I can't look at blood being drawn for me. Oh, I can like I could just it doesn't Damn, you got a fucking nice vein too. God damn, dude. You got to fucking farm a physician's dream right there Yeah, you would think this vein is very like like prominent. You know what I'm saying? Yeah But like this fucking They're like, she's gonna try this her first. She was putting holes on me like I was

And then they got to suck like nine tubes like Yeah, I'm like, how many tubes? At least some blood for me. Jesus. Let me live get a little greedy out here, lady I know Where she made she was making like like she was trying like like I had a bunch of like a jar of Fireflies that she was trying to let them breathe. She put like holes in me, man Oh, this girl was better job. Yeah, and like but No offense to nurses Quick nurse story. Okay. It's disgusting. If you don't like disgusting stuff

Fast forward about two minutes. I mean, I think we've talked about poop and pee. Yeah, that's it. All right So my buddy is a nurse. Okay, okay And he got his start working at a old person's home. See we were talking about old people for it This is turning into a shit for like parade. So they had this one A Female Patient who was not going to the bathroom. No poop. No poop for like six or seven days Yeah, yeah, yeah

That means there's a lot of poop in there. They had to go He had to go put his hand up her butt Hand or finger like like three fingers up her butt. That's a good amount of fingers. Yeah and take This basically this fucking meteor of shit out of her ass Yes So that's the type of shit nurses have to fucking do

I know I know nurses get paid well, but not enough dude the shit that nurses have to see Is a fucking craze. I've also heard from numerous nurses that old men when they're in the hospital Love to just show their dicks to the nurse. Oh, yeah, I get that I get that Yeah, but like even when I was in there like I had to pee in a pan because I could have moved because they were like reading my heart and stuff And then they got to figure out. Yeah, they got to come and take my pee. I'm like, this is The grading they're getting paid. Well, I guess It's part of the job. I guess. Yeah, what's your most feared?

um medical procedure What's the thing you're the most afraid of like heart surgery? I guess me too I think that's everyone. No, no that no brain surgery. No or shoving. No brain surgery. I'm okay with actually I'm not okay with any surgery I'm gonna turn my ACL four years ago. Yeah, like I'm not the thing I'm scared of the most is when they shove shit down your throat. I haven't had that happen to me That's like intubate. I think it's called

I think they have to intubate you and they shove like a fucking huge thing like a camera down your throat or some shit I can't I'm I'm terrified of that shit terrified of all that I'm also afraid of like how do they open your chest and fix it and then put it back together How is that possible? They cut stuff. They fix they they put it Joe They take a saw a bone saw and they cut through your fucking sternum And then they just fix your heart And then they close it

Why do those people have to pay for anything? Like that doesn't make any sense. I don't know why do they have everything should just be free if you figured out how to do that That's what I'm saying If you figured out how to fix a heart or do any kind of surgery fix a knee whatever Everything's free. Yeah, dude. Just take it. You got a guy putting fucking goggles on fucking opening your chest up like god damn Now we got to pay for them to be right back in here. They do that like haunted houses when you walk by like peeking to the kitchen There's like a fake zombie like cutting open a person who's screaming like a zombie chef or something Yeah, and you're like too. I'm afraid of like ever being put to sleep too

Yeah, because that movie came out where the person wants to sleep but not asleep They like felt everything I don't want to have you ever watched people get like anesthesia on youtube The fuck no Yeah, yeah youtube someone getting put to sleep. They're like, all right count back. It's like 10 9 you get the 7 they're out. I'm like, yo, this person is is dead You've never got put under no never once you have no no no i'm terrified. I never want to do it I'd rather I'd rather die

Yo, so yo when I went to go when they had to do the the MRI they give you this this solution they shoot into your Body it makes you feel like you're gonna piss your pants um Right before you sign it. They're like, hey, so you could die though if we do this I hate signing forms like that. Well. Yeah, that's just that's why that's like anesthesia. Yeah, if they drip too much in there That's what i'm saying, dude Yeah, but they're that's their job and they get paid like 300k. Yeah anesthesiologists get banged, dude

Yeah, bang. So they they they're in charge of your life. They got to be on their game again, you know That's why i'm i'm so afraid of like any surgery and wherever I would have to go to sleep I mean, i'm i'm not that afraid of it. Oh, i'm so afraid. I mean i'm afraid I mean, don't get me wrong boy's afraid. Yeah, fuck it. You know what i'm saying, but uh You know, I trust that these doctors will, you know, do their job. All right, so let me ask you this I think more times than not, you know in in a non like Emergency situation like I got if I got shot 15 times i'm not gonna be like, hey doc You could have fixed me. Yeah, you're pretty much already asleep when you get there

That's what i'm saying if it's like, hey man, so you got like this hernia or whatever. Yeah, i'm not really too I'm not like you're not too worried about that. I'm not going into that thinking like I'm never gonna wake up like just pop this hernia out. You know what i'm saying? I don't even know what a hernia is to be honest with you. It's like when fat comes out of like your like your stomach line Yeah, so, you know, I like i'm not really like I all the thing that I hate most about that It's thinking it's just thinking about like how trash it is to wake up. Oh, and you're saying Yeah, like now my throat hurts. They put because they put the thing down. I got stitches I don't like the recovery the actual surgery is easy because i'm just under it honestly if I could you know, I never thought of it

Like that. Yeah, the surgery is easy. It's the post that's trash That's the trash part is waking up and having to deal with all of it. Yeah, but yo like I'm scared. I don't if I had to go to the dentist and they're like, yo, we gotta do all this stuff I'd be like, yo, just knock me the fuck out. Like I asked yes, you know saying yes because getting a root canal I've gotten two of my life What a fucking can can we have a better way to do this now with days? Yeah, I gotta stand up my jaw open for an hour. Yeah Well, this little asian man stands literally on my legs and he's fucking cleaning out my roots

See that's when it's perfectly fine for someone to have the thumb in your mouth Perfectly good place thumb. He had his whole wrist in my fucking mouth Like I was down my throat. He's seen everything I've ever eaten. The worst is when they don't put the thing in there in time the Oh man that woman I gotta like honestly, I gotta keep calling her over come suck me Come suck my mouth please suck my mouth please Yeah, but that I'm that's why I'm afraid of the doctor really. I'm afraid. I'm afraid of real like that type of shit Damn me too, man. I can't do it

But I'll wear a fucking I'll wear a color in the club. I had no problem with that Yeah, no these gages get down man. They know they know what they're doing over there Rattle off like five more great ones. Uh spits and jewel drool crazy That's left and right and what color? Uh, that is Pale like a yellow pale. Okay um two tons of fun

And uh chubby chaser. All right, which ones which ones are those? I just gotta make sure that's apricot. It's apricot Hey, all you apricot soldiers. I see you. Uh coral is uh suck my toes Okay, and uh shrimper Which is a uh a toe sucker. I guess that's cute because I guess they look like a little shrimp. Yeah Not my toes. I'm a shrimper um You gotta take care of those toes. Your toes are in control by the way Lime green

is dines off tricks And then dinner plate will buy dinner Oh, like like if you buy me food i'll bang it. Yeah, I think so and then that's kind of very honest I've been like, I'll fuck you but let's go to this restaurant Did you see that guy that dines in in dashes? Like he'll go on like tinder or whatever He goes on tinder takes people out Yes, sitting on me buying dinners food eats it real fast and says like hey, I have a phone call and he just leaves

So that person that came on the date with him has to pay the check Really funny though. Yeah, also pretty fucking smart. It's fucked up, but it's super smart It's it's yeah, it's so fucked up. It's all the all the all the girls that would go He'd be like, yeah, he ordered really fast. He ate and then he said he had to take a phone call And he never came back. I mean, what would be the problem with the speed? I mean, you could eat at your leisure and then just be like, oh, I have a phone You can't because if you're eating at the leisure and it's like, oh, you guys want to get the check It's going to be a little harder to get out of there. Well, I'm saying like because you're also just uh

What is it? Distracted by your own food. You're like, all right. He's going to the thing. I'm just eating then like This guy never comes back You know It's kind of funny though like if like if uh If a woman did that to me A part of me would be happy that it happened because I'd be like, this is a great story. Yeah, it's a great story. Yeah

You know what I mean? I'm like, you just got up and just walked out and never came back and I was just sitting there At that point I'm getting dessert. Let's fuck it at this point at 100 and I'm telling everybody bring two tiramisu. Yeah You know what I'm saying? I'd have the waiter sit down with me. I believe you know what take take a little You've had a long day. Yeah, come on. Sit the fuck down. I'm already paying. Sit the fuck down. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it Yeah That's good. All right I think we can wrap up this episode of the baseman yard here. Danny. Where can they find you at daniel priory? On twitter and instagram. You guys can find me

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