The Basement Yard - #316 - Is It Okay To Poop With Your Partner?

Episode Date: October 18, 2021

Megan Trainor installed two toilets next to each other so she could take dumps with her husband. Is that romantic or the worst thing you've ever heard? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back to the basement yard. How's everyone doing? I don't know why I said how's everyone doing. Everyone is good If you mean me. Well, Charlie's in here too. Charlie's in here. He's not he's not doing great He's got to see that that skin infection that sick fuck. It actually looks disgusting right now, but that's a good thing It's like scabbed up pretty well. Scabbing is good Mm-hmm, but I mean it wasn't really cool as soon as I got here the other day He's stuck it in my face. He want he likes to show people his ass. He likes well It's not his ass. He's like I wonder where he learned that. Yeah It's a little thing that you guys don't know about Joey. He loves to wag his ass in front of me

What hmm, I like to wag my ass you wag that you wag that big old thing. Okay, I'm glad you're feeling better Glad did you have therapy today? I did okay good good good glad you were able to get everything out What are you talking? You came in hot and heavy this morning on Twitter boy. Oh boy Oh cuz you were fucking you were lying to the people. I was not lying to the people I don't lie to the people. I we can recall and we go over our conversations By the way, we're referencing those you guys that haven't seen go check out Joe Senagato on Twitter and F Alvaro Z 085 on Twitter It they've heard this before I know me and Frankie with the ketchup and bread thing the ketchup and bread thing and I get something

That has bread and something that requires ketchup So sometimes I take a piece of bread and not a whole loaf of bread No, I never said a whole loaf or a whole slice of bread that you've done slices of pita bread Yeah, the triangle, it's not like that's that's that's what it's cut into sections That's like a dipping. Also. I've never like just my point is this You have led the people to believe that I am sitting in a room with just a jar of ketchup and a bunch of bread And just eating that which is not the case and then you went as far as to Perchery in front of the world perjure is what you're looking for perjure and commit perjury in front of the world

Mm-hmm and say that I never said this was gross I just when when you've literally said that and you've also You have made it seem like as I said on Twitter that I'm dipping bread into blood welcome back to gaslighting Joe I will say I don't if we recall the conversations we pull up because I think one of them was on a podcast I don't think I said that it's gross as much as I said It's just strange and unnatural and I stand by that here Joey I stand by that here. It is very unnatural to because this is the thing I agree And when you do it for the most part you have extra bread that you're like, oh, I got a little piece of extra bread

And I'll dip it in this ketchup. Oh, you're a big wiper. I like the wife I you're a big wiper which you've in the past said that you didn't do your big white no no no that fucking story It was completely no I remember growing up on the plates in your house You would have chicken and then you would put duck sauce on your plate and you would wipe the chicken through it Happened you might not remember wait wait again. You're a wiper. You're a wiper. I need Claire They're called dips not wipes Frankie if it's on a flat plate Don't that's why you don't put it. That's why you put it in a little bowl

Okay, mm-hmm This is what he's referencing he tried to make it sound good because when he originally told us He told people that I had a separate plate of just fucking duck sauce No, no, no, no, wipe a whole piece of chicken. No bare-handed mind you bare-hand You're supposed to be wearing gloves. No, no, I have a fork. You know, no, no, no, no I never said that you had a separate plate. I said on your plate You would put a what is it called when you put a dip and it like runs It's like a like a blob you had a blob of duck sauce and you would be eating chicken and

Not every piece but some pieces you would take it and wipe it through the duck sauce and fucking eat it with a fork No Use your hands Joey literally we're working your house. I grew up in your house. Hey, I you literally didn't yes I did also my father literally has stabbed me in this forearm because he used to sit on this side of me Anytime I try to touch my food even if I tried to pick up a pee with two fingers I'm gonna stand me in the arm listen, and I would have a friend listen listen listen listen listen listen I would threaten to call the government. I said hey, I'm gonna push you down because you keep standing in my arm You know what a good big guy, you know what he would do

He would unplug the phone you say get upstairs right now, and what would I do? I'd get upstairs right now He's listening. He's a good listening boy. I was a good listener. Um Here's a mistake. I'm not saying at dinner this happened There were times where it would be like yo like on a Saturday like y'all I'm gonna run home to eat real quick and like I need to like do something I'll walk the dog was a big one that you'd go home to do during the day, and then you'd eat and then we'd go back out I remember this Joey don't fucking sit here and try to lie to me and gas late me gas letting Joe is back All I'm saying is that

Dipping it's a dipping thing and you would wipe and in this situation There were times where like extra bread I get it dip a little in the ketchup that you got the residual ketchup I get that that is fine. It is unnatural, and I stand by it because pita bread, but but I Don't believe I ever said it was gross because I don't myself I don't I just don't know why you're like going on about this like wipe because when you have ketchup on a plate instead of just doing this You just go like that. Yeah. Yeah, what's wrong with that?

You would do this common you extend the wipe Extend what? How big is this plate you ever see you ever see like guys grocery games or or chopped where they would put where the Chefs would put the dot like with the spoon, and then they would go like that to make it look like a fancy smear And by the way, it's a smear not a smear. That's what you would do Constantly, okay, I remember this whatever. I'm glad you got it out and you're feeling better I like to see you in a positive mood. I was screaming at my therapist about it. I Believe it. No

But I was screaming about something different because well not screaming but like I had this really awkward encounter with I'm where I'm getting a new studio. Oh, yeah building it out. That's right in Brooklyn and I have a contractor coming to build all the walls and everything that I need and Hopefully by mid-November we're in there brand new studios for a bunch of stuff new content new products all these things coming in the future really excited about all that but I Had this contractor who I knew through a guy who I've worked with before and he's like this is my carpenter He does all my carpentry so like call him whatever Call him set up a time to meet there and we were recording that day

So I was a little late. So I rushed there. Mm-hmm sat in traffic. I get there find a spot immediately I'm waiting outside The guy It was super awkward because he just like pulls up right doesn't park in a parking space and he gets out He immediately comes out to me and he's like you're Joe, right? And I'm like, yeah, and then he leans in and he tries to I Think kiss me on the mouth This is a very so I went like this and then he like did it again What was he trying to do it was you kiss me for a kid? What's he doing the

Like no, no, this is like straight on kiss. It wasn't like an Italian this and that. Oh, he was straight straight blow Listen somewhere was he like some sort of like Polish or something because I feel like they would know he was just a regular guy Like a regular American cold-blooded. What is it red blooded American? I think he's it. Are they red-blooded? I think oh, right. Yeah, we have red blood. Yeah, um, tactically, it's blue. Um, but I don't know isn't it? Whatever, but he uh, no, but then yeah, he so he leaned in and he tried to he tried to fucking kiss me That's cool. Did you kiss him? No, I also made this up. This didn't happen. This is his made-up story. Wait, why? Because it's more fun than what actually happened Oh, man, I I would say honestly

I would hire him just off of that if I went and I didn't try to kiss me if I went in the contractor was just like Just like try to kiss me like I'd be like this is a this is a this is this guy knows what he wants I say this guy knows exactly what he wants in life and good for him Yeah, can you imagine that's the first time you meet like another guy and he just smooches it and you're like well I guess I mean, you know, I think we need to normalize. No, no, no, we're not normalizing kissing strangers I think affectionate. No, you know no affectionate. You're talking about sexual assault. So get up. No, no, no No, no, no, no keep going. I'm not saying between you and this person You didn't know I'm saying like between me and you like if I would be like, yo, I'm leaving for the day

Can I give you a kiss and you say yeah, like that would be cool No, but like you're talking about consent now. Yeah, yeah, but I don't want to kiss you and I didn't want to kiss this guy Either story, but you said we need to normalize. So you're trying to normalize sexual assault. Cancel Yeah, fuck exactly got me so what actually happened in this fucking contractor by the way, which I hope he doesn't Try to normalize you kissing me. Joey. Yeah, I picked up on that. All right, okay But this guy I mean I still I think I'm gonna be using him So I hope he doesn't see this but I'm so cares. He he just like we showed up there He's gonna hear that you made up him trying to kiss you need to be like I don't want to work with him. Yeah, that's enough

I wouldn't do that So hopefully he's done with instruction by the time this goes out and he's probably not a patron definitely not anyway This isn't a patriot episode. I know. Oh, yeah, patreon.com slash basement. Yeah, so I got two weeks advance, baby There you go but the guy Ended up just going home. He said I can't find parking and he just left and I was like I was so mad and then he's like, oh you got a he's like just measure it out and like send me and I'll send you a quote Already, I was like kind of pissed off, but I really have nowhere to go here. So I I went up there

I didn't have a tape measure So I went up to the unit and and I was just like walking down the hallway like knocking on doors And I knocked on this door and these two guys and I was like, yeah, you guys have a tape measure and he's like, yeah Throws me a tape measure hits off the wall by the way. It's horrible from yeah And then the guy's like I meant to do that I was like ricochet and then I got out of there backboard. Yeah The tape measure was nine feet. Oh, so you I measured Dude, I was measure I was sweating by the time this is a some very humble flexed saying that you have a large ass studio now

No, I mean any sort of studio that you're gonna be building out where there's construction to build walls It's a big empty space and I need to measure out which what the size of rooms that I want So I was doing that with a nine-foot fucking Tape measure and so I'm measuring stepping on it going like this measuring stepping on it It was impossible. Wait, why why first of all fuck this guy? Hey, I know he's listening now Because you told him to like hey, we talked about you on the episode. Nope fuck this guy. What's his name ABC carpenter man? Make sure you tell him to go fuck himself because like fine parking. We're trying to work. You're trying to work for us

Whatever, I'm not gonna put that business from the business. That's bad It and this is the better business Bureau guy big boy better business Bureau boy. Yeah, that's a ton of these But yeah, so I was I kind of pissed off about that, but you know, it is it is Why are you still going with this guy if he just showed up? It was like I'll see you later because I've been trying to find a contractor for so long I could find you a carpenter. Well, okay. Well. Hey, your dad want to do it. I'll ask him He's in Columbia at the moment So I need someone to not be in Columbia to do he comes back. I think in like a couple days

Big daddy's home Daddy will be home big daddy will be home big daddy will be home But yeah, I mean if you're really I'll ask it also depends on this guy's quote. Hey, man, don't work with my dad Yeah, okay, don't yeah, he's gonna come in his smoke black and miles Dude, my dad is gonna rip so many black and miles. Wait your Brooklyn. I'll be there. Yeah, okay. I won't go My dad dude my dad wants to be building random furniture. I figured you could use a bench. I don't need this Yeah, oh, I put a cooler in your table. Yeah Don't need that. I have a fridge every single year for those don't know Frankie has a house in Connecticut

We go there his dad has built something new Yeah, whether it's a table or like he completely redid it looks really nice now He built like a swing thing for that for the Porsche patio. Yeah, but there's always a Fridge in the middle of everything my dad is like a chair put a fridge in it. Yeah Yeah, my dad would be like, oh, I made this live edge beautiful table. It's big every work of fiat in middle cool Like dad, you know, we have a fridge in the house 40 feet away a fridge in the other fucking little like Workshed that you have 30 more feet away. Like we don't need my dad guy loves fridges He's a big fridge guy. He loves the refrigerator and he builds stuff like my dad so my dad's a type of person can't sit still

Yeah, like he is like that like typical like I need to be working. I'll die a working He will never fucking stop and the funniest part about all this is that the house is sinking Uh, is it a boat? Uh, no into the into the earth. It's sinking. It's sinking So the back room where like when you walk in the room all the way to the left across from where the bathroom is Yeah, it's in the ground like it's falling into the ground and for about 10 years. I've been like dad You need to fix this. Yeah, and his first thing was like I need the time I need I need the money the material and I need the people and I'm like I understand I get that Guess what he has all of right now. Maybe not the money

But you know, I you know why he doesn't have the money because he's built about 17 fucking live edge tables There's there's there's new tables. There's new chairs. There's that bar sitting area Then there's the swing and then the new stair thing. Yes It's a lot of work and then a new new new stairs on the also I think there's two new tables if i'm not mistaken. There's there's been two new There's a couple couple tables and and there's like oh in the dock The dock this fucking guy builds everything but the thing and and like he's like I needed time He's been at the lake

For two years. Yeah, you guys are gonna have no house mad tables mad tables with With cooler with cooler who needs it in the way you need to open it put pillow in it Nice and cool. The table's outside. I gotta bed in it. Yeah. Yeah, this fucking guy Uh, but don't go with this fucking legend. Yeah, I don't know Also, I know the thing since we're on the thing of like contractors. I don't know if you saw this, but oh, I know that you saw this Megan trainer That's how I feel about Megan trainer Megan trainer and her husband Uh, you know who she's married to right?

I saw a picture of him. I don't know how that is. You don't know what that is. No, you've never seen spy kits Um, I stop stop stop stop stop. Have you ever seen spy kids? I've no I haven't You've never seen a spy kid. I've that girl's in something alexa vega. What is she in? I've known her machete I've met before spy kids. She was on a show or something. I think I think I don't I like recognized her I'd never seen it. No, I've never seen spy kids. I have seen that scene where the kid has the glasses that like magnify 10 times Oh, yeah. Well, that's a meme now. Yeah, but I can't believe you've never seen. He's ju- I forgot his name

You can say he's jewish. He's junie. I think it's his name. Oh, he might be might be jewish. I mean, he's an actor Uh, so there's a chance. There's a good chance Uh, but he's junie from the spy kids Yeah, I don't know. It means nothing to me. So go ahead with your story because this literally made me want to Kill myself. So I read up on it I read up on it because I saw a headline that says like Megan trainer and her husband have, uh toilets next to each other right and they shit together So I clicked into the article because I'm like, mm disgusting and apparently she

Uh requested this to her contractor and was like, hey, can you just put two toilets in the bathroom like right next to each other and uh They thought she was joking and she was she like doubled down She was like not for real because they have a child and they both have to pee at the same time. So they like piss Bro, if you're Megan trainer, you got this house where you could do double toilets. Pretty sure you got more than one bathroom Yeah, first of all, my understanding Megan trainer You got plenty got enough that she can get a couple other bedrooms. You know what I mean all about that base

All about that base. Don't travel about those bathrooms. Yeah, uh Wait, so she said that it's because her kids want to pee next to her No, because her because I don't know what the kid really had to do with this But she's like, yeah, you know, we got kids peeing with the kids I think when you have a newborn and you got a piss and like the other person's got a piss Or I don't know but people they got a piss at the same time Yeah From someone that has recently had a newborn. Um, I have no fucking clue what you're talking about

Apparently their Bladders are synced up. Oh, so it's like women's menstrual cycles Like you put two women in a room together You know how they say like two ships eventually will come to meet each other Yeah, put two women in a room together their periods will be the same I'm not familiar with the sailor version of that. I believe it's like, you know, put two ships in the ocean They'll meet eventually. There's a saying in there somewhere. Okay, but like so what like just just put two people together They piss at the same time and shit it and should apparently they're

That's the that's the the elephant in the room. Yeah that they're taking tandem shits. It's like pretty concerning I don't also what's that plumbing look like? Oh double flushing double bro. You flush at the same time You'll like go to Narnia or some shit. Also, I'll say whatever I'm gonna get to this this tweet because she put out a tweet and she said to clear things up Now I have hope when someone says that right? There's an article that comes out says, yo, you and your husband are shitting together There's two toilets. Well. Yeah. Well the evil media. Yeah, so she goes to clear things up and already I'm like, thank god She's gonna do this. Thank god. Yeah We pooped once together once in all caps one too many times one too many

I would say that's like five too many times. It should be like negative Yeah, you should never poop when you're in like the house together. You know what I mean? Just like leave one person leave go do yard work the other person poop cut the grass Take a shit when they're cutting the grass do something to be to be to clear things up We pooped once together and we laughed and said never again, but he will hang out with me if I'm Pooping because we soulmates and I legit miss him when I'm away from him and we pee together obviously That's the tweet. That's a legit quote says we pooped together once and we laughed and said never again But he will hang out with me if I'm shitting because we're soulmates. Let me tell you something about soulmates

I don't really know anything about soulmates One in a million all these things. I've seen the movies. We've all seen the notebook You know people are in love. I know a lot of married people, right? But not my parents anymore But at one point they were were your parents shitting next to each other fucking hell No, my mom would rather go to hell than deal with that. Well, yeah, I also would rather go to hell I wouldn't shit next to the pope if he if I don't even know what that would do to me the pope That'd be a good story. I'd do that one. I'd watch the pope wipe That's what I was gonna bring up

I was gonna say from someone that believes They have found their soulmate right I can name A hundred things I would do before I would ever even want to be in of this the general area of her shitting shitting Because it's fucking like you ever like look at like watch a movie and like you smell something disgusting when there's someone like Good-looking on screen and you're like, that's it. They're gone forever. I would never stop What the hell did you just say you've never done that you see someone on the screen And you're like, wow, it's a good looking person and then like something just And then you smell like shit and then you go. Oh, no, they're there forever because you're olfactory bulb

And your memory are linked, right? So now every time you see that person you just get a thing of that fucking gross ass mud pie that you smelled cool I love how you were gonna glaze over that because no, yes Because no, yes Absolutely. Yes. No, but if I'm sitting next to my incredibly beautiful wife And I smell her dumps. She's taking a big fat shit. I am So scarred. Yeah, I am never ever gonna look at her the same way. I might swear to god might leave her I might do it

I might fuck around Hey, guess what? Kid, it was fun while I lasted. Is that poop? You pooping? It's just like kick the door down. What is that? What are you doing? Put a towel under the door suffocated in here. Okay, you think anyone's ever filed for divorce because of that Like they smelled a shit Or like smelled there like significant other fart 100 I think that at one point

Like the marriage was already going bad and the shit was so bad and it was like this is the last straw It's like, oh my god, you've done this. I can't trust you It smells like shit in here. And then they sign the papers. That makes sense. Honestly. Yeah, I would Uh, these two weirdos. Yeah, no, and then it says we pee together. Obviously. Why is that obvious? Why? What is obvious about there's nothing not only obvious about that but even remotely cool about it Yeah, like why you gotta piss it's like one of those like couples that are like, you know, like, oh, like, oh, you're fucking dumping You stink like shit like not it's not funny. It's not cool. It's not like oh my little stink bug. Yeah

Jesus christ you guys bond over shit. These are also the same too. Do you remember that picture that came out of them leaving the sex store? No, dude They had dildos they had a bag full of dildos. That's cool They had no, why do you a simple one? Maybe two Bro, look it up. It was enough to fill a bag They're leaving a sex shop with a bag of dildos I gotta look this up

Yeah, that's a full bag dildos dude, dude that looks like This is what I look like when I leave the deli at like 2 a.m. Yes, like I got like a bacon and cheese in there I got fucking candy. I got a bag of chips and I got drinks. You know what I mean multiple drinks multiple drinks This is a full bag, dude Good for them. No I mean, yeah, dude. Oh my god. Ew. What? What are they what happened? You know what you know my disdain to my trainer. No somehow It's not her somehow

This is the worst part about this entire thing is that he's wearing those like toe shoes Oh, like the vibrams. I think they were called like they go into each toe I had those for hiking a long long time ago, but that's why I had them I don't I I did not wear them into the wild Dude, I just went on a hike that was like pretty legit and had like a this high view point Yeah, and there was a lot of people up there and then some some dude showed up and one of them had Those shoes on and I was like I I just want to just Yeah, push up. It's too close to being barefooted to be comfortable. It's just not just shut up. You know what I mean?

Shut your feet up. I agree. So wait So he went to a sex shop walked out with a a cable plate of dildos in those shoes bro There is Nothing more fucking like alarming and they're they're dumping next to each other. I also like forget about I almost think it makes more sense to shit next to each other than one of you shit and you just kind of hang out I I would say like I I don't think this marriage is gonna last just based on that. I gotta tell you I hope they break up

I really do I wish them as individuals nothing but happiness clearly together I miss I wish them misery Yeah, yeah, because there is no couple on this planet that should be like I miss you so much I need to be there when you fucking shit. Yeah, I I could tell you she's like I legit miss him when I'm away from him Bro a shit max max 20 minutes max I I swear to god. I I'm one of those people beckon. I when I'm not home. I miss her legitimately like But but big but yeah

I don't care enough to be like I'm gonna follow you into the bathroom because if I don't you know what this is This is like a cult. This is some control. Shit. He one of them is gonna come out and be like, yo Like things got scary. Like yeah, this is some fucking like I they got a piss on each other What's the syndrome when people kidnap the other person? Uh, uh, sweeten stockholm stockholm It's stockholm. I believe sweeten. It's a place, isn't it stockholm. Yeah, sweeten syndrome This is some like is are we sure like one of them didn't kidnap the other and it's like I need to watch you watch what you're doing when you're pooping I have no idea, but I do know that I'm not a fan. Hey, but listen, whatever works for you I guess here's my only thing right if I can even muster up the

Want to be like, okay We're gonna sit next to each other. We're both gonna be dumping and like just hanging out The wipe though Like we got to be present for the wife you got to look away like the wipe is like is there is anything Is anything our own? This is the thing if it was like every now and then I go in with her or him and like we're there Whatever doors open. I got to go in brush my teeth. Ba ba ba They got it set up. I don't want to hear this shit like oh, it was only once like I missed like you got two toilets next to each other

Because you want this to be a normal thing and the reason I want them to break up is because I want the world to get the message That this is fucking awful, I will say Two toilets next to each other You could definitely lay across it and pee and throw up at the same time. That wouldn't be awful Yeah, I mean unless it's like the is it like just two next to each other Or is it like the built-in one where like they're seeing each other? Oh, I really hope they're not facing each other if they're facing each other. I swear to god

I will burn her house to the ground. That's way too like Like that's like competitive almost. It's almost like we're dueling here. You go first. Yeah. Oh, it's like almost like a race I consider myself at my most vulnerable when I'm on the toilet. I would never allow my wife to see me that way Ever Yeah doors locked not locked doors closed. I'm in there. Just me myself and I it's all I got in the end Let me ask you a question. Has she ever made them the mistake? Now now I'm like, I know you get our whole life quite well But with Becca, she met you later on in your life. That's right. So she had to learn stuff. She did

so She did So Was there ever a time that you were in the bathroom taking a shit and she thought it was cool for her to just like walk In like take a shower or like brush your teeth or something and you just went Never never never never ever ever never never. I mean our son. That's that's He fucking bro in our apartment He used to like sit in front of the door and like put his hand underneath like a fucking cat

And I'd be like mile and I'd hear her in the background like miles go away Would you just stare at his head and I would just be like miles stop my and he'd be like He'd be like a cat. Yeah, literally like no like a catchpaw. He'd put his hand up What was he doing trying to catch poop and like he would be like, you know He'd be like talking like doing like a thing a hand puppet. How much space is underneath this door? At our apartment, there was a good amount of space and he would do sock puppets He would do he would be like He'd like literally lay on the floor and stare at your feet and stare at my feet and I'd be like miles stop

He'd put stuff under the door. Dude. This is like this is the anxiety I had when I was like in fucking fourth grade Like it must be terrifying. Well, it wasn't very fun. I'll tell you that there were times he would just open like come on And I'd be like miles What are you doing and do I just like hang with you or like no, he'd be like Oh, I'm like he would be like I'm sorry and then he'd back out and close the door But I'd be like, hey, but if the door is closed, you always got to knock. Yeah, like period Yeah, and uh, and and he's walking on Becca a couple times. I know I don't know what she was doing in there as far as I know

She was brushing her teeth and that's all I want to know Probably taking a big fat poop. I hope not just saying I don't think my wife has a butthole Uh, I think she might I don't know But yeah, that's the thing the Becca has always been like super like courteous You know when I'm in the bathroom, but miles boy. Oh boy that kid. He might as well kick the fucking door down I love the sock puppet. Oh, yeah, he's fucking like And I'm like miles. Hi. Okay. All right. I'll be out in a minute. That's done. We're done now. Yeah Jokes over the worst is like when I use the bathroom and I'll come and I'll like come out

And it hasn't happened at our place, but it happened like our old apartment. He'd be like, oh my god It stinks. I'm like, dude, shut the fuck up. Shut up. Shut up Okay, uh before we move forward let's get to these ads that we have here the first ads we have we have better help I'm getting a toll-free call. You think it's 1 800 collect You probably get a free pair of sketchers. You pick that up Um, all right, we have better help better help is online counseling So if you want to start communicating with a licensed therapist in just under 48 hours, you can do it with better help Uh, they have helped over a million people around the world

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Have you ever done that? Of course I've done that Everyone's done it. It's since then since he's done it. Yeah, I didn't do it before No, I'll be honest as time goes on. He he annoys me even more like salt bay I mean the guy who like sprinkles the salt on steaks like this. Yeah. Yeah. I know But I think it was the new york times or something There was like an article that came out and this is the quote that he said He said uh in the old days, nobody said that they were a butcher They would feel not good about it

In turkey, you would ask a kid. What would you like to be? He or she would say a doctor an engineer astronaut Now everybody wants to be a butcher because of me Now if you ask a kid They want to be salt bay. They see me as an idol. I'm an inspiration to a lot of people in a very short period of time No fucking shot. Yeah, I don't know about that. What old I mean, maybe he's talking about turk. I can't speak about turkey I'm gonna speak about turkey. Go ahead. I think this is not right Very very groundbreaking of you joey. Well, I'm just gonna say listen I

Love who says back in the day kids want to be doctors engineers astronauts. Hey, man Still still don't I'm pretty sure I think they still don't don't think that went away I also think they want to be like instagram models or like fucking you they want to be j paul and shit Well, who and then who back in the day was like, uh ashamed to be a butcher Yeah, but bro being a butcher you got to go to like rigorous training for that shit You need to like be able to be like yo cal chuck Sirloin tenderloin like that's not easy stuff

Yeah, and also I would feel like nowadays It's it'd be more like If it is ever embarrassing to be a butcher like now more than ever like there's more vegans. There's more like, you know Plant-based options like back in the day, bro. We were killing and hype about it, bro I mean people are still pretty pumped about vegetarians back then Yeah, well there there were just they were shot in the alleyways behind the butcher shop So they were uh, but I would say that like

I think the market now has been cornered like butchers butchers are like a thing like a dying industry Are they? Absolutely, like there's something that's like independent butchers because it's just it's all like been bastardized by like shop right Stop and shop trade fair, you know like those places that have Their own meat departments now have like their own butchers, but like Mom and pop like butchers back in the day people would be like, yo like who are the most trusted people in the world? Like, yo the fucking dan rather the president And fucking good old butcher bob, you know the butcher the butcher was like the guy and like barbers

Barbers butchers milkmen were like the no milkmen were fucking their wives. That's right. They were fucking their wife Yeah, butchers might might have been you know, you know dropping the the balls a little low Yeah, but a lot of meat Wow mate I I think even to this day it is So easy to tell the difference between a supermarket piece of meat and a butcher piece of meat. Yeah, it's like way I recently there's a there's a butcher by us and I recently said like I want to get my meat from this guy Because like there's something wrong. I feel like weird about going to

Shop right and it's all like either shop right brand per do or nothing, you know, like chicken at least Yeah, where's like I'd rather go like this guy You got you got chickens. Let me see what you got. Yeah, I think I could look at chickens I also like refuse to buy per do Uh, or I I won't buy it. I pick and choose my battles. I haven't been to the place where I'm ready to fight per do yet I I'm not like ready to fight per do but I just like won't buy that Why I just feel like It's too big of a company and they're like they put out like shit food all the time

Like, you know, like the frozen stuff because like when I go to the supermarket, it's like a whole thing I have to read everything. Yeah, I I tend to be that way too Like I order in a lot, but when I go to the supermarket, I read everything I try to get the least amount of fucking ingredients and shit like something like oh my god This is plant-based mad good turn around ingredients. It's like a bunch of things. I can't pronounce. I'm like, I'm not doing this Yeah, oh you like ketchup. I put those coins around. Yeah, but I gotta get away from on get the organic one Get simply simply. They're simply in there. Um, but anyway, uh In per do they'll like on their frozen shit. I'm like, okay, you know, it's it's not, you know

I'm like, you know what? I'm not gonna buy per do so I try to find some fucking bullshit that I know is probably bullshit Anyway, but at least the cows look happy on the packaging. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, the most evil shit I've ever seen is you remember in Connecticut There was that supermarket chain stew lennards. Yeah fucking love that place for any of my northeasters stew lennards. Oh, what's up, a baby Uh, but connecting with people via supermarket. What's up, babe? Uh on their like at their meat department They have a screen that shows it's a live view into their cattle farm and that's some evil shit Wait, so you've you've sat there and watched a cow get fucking. I don't I don't think you watch the cow get killed

But like you watch them be taken away and then it's like, oh, we got new steaks tomorrow. It's like, oh, shit Damn, that's kind of Cool, I guess I guess, you know, it's like food, but you know farm to table, babe That's growing up all over the place. Honestly, there is something just like amazing about Security cam footage like I could watch anything through that and be entertained. Yeah, like even if it was like nothing It was just like a random like part of a park Like I'm watching this shit. Yo one time on facebook. I don't know how this came up I think my mom sent it or something

There you go It was something about like birds being born and it was just like a fucking a live stream of like a bird being born Or something like that and I watched it for 40 minutes. Yeah, you know, which one I watched I watched the one about a horse being born and I was So into it, bro, I had to watch time out I watched this bubble come out of this horse's butt and I was like That's another horse and it was a big horse. Was it dr. Pole. Do you know dr. Pole? I don't know who that is bro. There's a doctor on tv

His name dr. Pole. I have seen this man get his whole arm up to his shoulder into a cow's ass Why and how and because he's a doctor he's like feeling around and it's like yo cows Bro put some of this stuff near the ass. Yeah, you can just go wrist. It's all in the front So he's got a fucking reach in there and kind of feel around like turn Oh, if any of if a fucking cow is pregnant forget about it. Oh, he's going they're going in double They're turning a cow and then the cow's giving birth and it looks and one time a cow gave birth And its whole canal or fucking back ass puss thing fell out So the cow was just walking around with its whole ass puss

Out and about just shit like and here and then there's this woman who's like she'd look like, you know, strong She goes in there and she just pushes it back Shuffs it all in she shoves it back Have you ever put a blanket into a washer or dryer? Literally like that just shoving it in hand by hand and then the cow is a cow Just a cow just keeps being a cow and then purdue gets that cow And then they make a burger and then they inject in steroids in it and then we eat it and here we go Produce the chicken people. I think they're the ones that whatever the fuck. Yeah. No, that's I've seen something similar on rotten

Dot come back in the day But yeah, that's what I'm saying if it's on a security camera footage. I need to watch it like it's just You have to watch it but back butchers We're fucking great people back in the day now. I will say they're dying greed No one gives a fuck about what who you think bro You think anyone in their right mind if I ask I swear to god family feud style I ask I go out, you know, I talk to a hundred kids and I'm like, yo, what do you want to be when you get older? How many of those kids you think are good to say?

A butcher literally zero or salt bay None of them not one none of them not one wants to be this fucking geek Yeah, I will say I do get jealous because I'm the type of guy in the supermarket. If there's raw meat I'm slapping the hell out of it. I'm slapping that mean raw meat and bags of rice are getting a good old spanking Well bags of rice hurt sometimes, but it's okay. There's no clap back with a little bit only like nice jasmine rice I've slapped the rice before I've been like oh But like raw meat. I'm fucking bang bang. Yeah, dude. I I do get a little jealous of the meat that he slaps I think that he's I he annoys me. I'm frankly he does annoy me. Yeah, um because he's so dramatic with everything. It's like

And I'm like If I'm at the restaurant and I'm hungry. I'd be like Just fucking leaf. Yeah, and he's like putting it into people's mouths and shit like that. Yeah, he's like Yeah throwing it and like yeah, we're not at beanie hon hon bro. They're fucking tossing a steak He's catching it on a knife and he's like Yeah, and he's cutting it like an idiot. Let's be honest. I don't trust anyone that I can't see their eyes I've never seen this guy's eyeballs. Yeah, he might as well have those monster eyeglasses because you know I feel like I trust those more than what he's got

Uh-oh hot spot. Hey. Oh, don't you dare don't you dare son of a bitch You can't bite that too far. I think he actually wasn't fighting it, but we're good. I mean as long as you're scared Oh, no, he was dry. He looks like yeah, he looks like he got that a little bit You're not doing it, buddy. We call him stupid fucking mutt yo You think because I'm upset about the fucking soul pay that I'm gonna let you bite your hot spot Yeah, it ain't happening. You think just because I'm thinking of that bitch. I'm gonna stop digging a yo You think I'm gonna forget about all I've been in a big sopranos mode lately ever since that movie came out. I haven't seen it yet. Oh, it's it's it's all right

It's okay. It makes you like listen. What should I make? I've been fucking telling you all the time when I come home. They better be some fucking fresh guy. We're all I will say I watched the soprano sopranos. I think last year or the year before that um Show makes you hungry. It's a hungry hungry show because when they eat stuff, you're like, oh Anytime he goes to his mom's house. He's always like bring it. I got you ziti and I was like, oh my god I was bro. Yeah. Oh man. This is a big ziti in a little bit. I made a lasagna the other day Did you movie? Let me tell you something real quick. Your boy can cook. Wait, lasagna's pretty tough. No, it's not

It's like, yeah, but it's like you gotta layer it. It's a lot of effort But we had leftover tomatoes from our garden. So I was like, yo, I'm gonna make a sauce So I just went and I just fucking bang bang bang that son of a bitch and bang bang bang and let me tell you Um, it was heavy. It's all meat and cheese. Yeah. Well, yeah meat cheese. We got meat meat cheese meat cheese Yeah, and it's heavy and repeat. Um, but Fuck yeah, man. I should have put something weird in it. Uh, I did So the way I make the sauce I put a squash in it That's not what I meant. I meant like one of the layers in the lasagna

Oh, just like sneak in like a piece of like like meat cheese meat not paper. I meant something edible. You I mean paper's edible. Yeah, that's the right person Just like a message like what a fucking oscar bites the Bites of sandwich and there's a fucking note in there for michael scott and it's like meet me downstairs It's like that. Uh, but yeah, no one's gonna be fucking salty. Yeah, and the state he has 14 restaurants around the world So, I mean this guy's loaded. He's crushing it and some of his steaks are around like 700 dollars bro First of all, let me know when you want to go so you can buy me food Because i'm never going my fucking self apparently his state his like restaurants are not like great quality

Apparently, they're just like, okay. Yeah, I mean, I mean he has 14. I would assume that like they're making money Yeah, so does guy fury, but they off they get awful reviews also Does he bro? He his one that was in Manhattan got like Panned like critically panned because like I don't know this word that you're saying you never heard of like something's like critically panned Oh, well, it didn't get great reviews might from what I remember Um, may it probably has something to do with the fact that like he calls everything like a cool bro term He'd be like we got a fucking fat stack of ribs Slathered in

Butchers donkey sauce, you know, and it's like make the sound cooler. Just call barbeque sauce. Yeah, just But um Yeah, from what I hear his restaurants are just like, okay Yeah, I have no idea, but It's like playing in hollywood. They got what? Oh, yeah, like like everyone's like, oh, but it's just like it's all right Yeah, I mean, that's how I feel about like Buffalo Wild Wings. You've never had it No, I haven't so then how the fuck can you say that Buffalo Wild Wings are delicious I know that it's uh like a one of those chains and it can't be great. Yes. I mean, it's it's good wings and very very high in salt

Super high Super high in salt All wings are no sauce the sauce is like the most nuts thing I've ever seen Was it you who we were talking about this like recently and you're like I bought the sauce I went to I went to the store to see it and it was like a serving size was like a teaspoon and it had like 33 percent of your daily intake for sodium and in the fucking in the bottle was like it was like 300 servings And I was like, this is an issue. I couldn't could not fuck it. I mean, that's obviously an exaggeration But it was a lot. That's insane. It was a lot. Good lord. Would you want to be salt bae?

Oh, no Yeah, I I want to have his money. You know what I would love I would love to like I would love to own a restaurant and not do anything like I don't want to be involved I would just love to be like, oh, this is my play and get to walk in and be like, oh, hey That's going there but and walk in the back and like, you know, put your arm around the chef like You know what I mean? I'd love to do that. You'd love to go from making a podcast and not doing anything to owning a restaurant Not doing anything

It's a joke don't fire me Uh No, my understanding owning a restaurant is fucking like tough work, dude Dude, a restaurant is fucking it's like it's like what they say like only 10% like last past the first like three years It might even be a little like you like as an owner don't turn a profit until five years or some shit like that I think it's like at least two that's fucking nuts. Yeah, it's great And also probably if you're opening a restaurant in Manhattan Yeah, right

Bro, I don't know how anyone has a business in Manhattan unless they've been like grandfathered in it's like rent controlled Bro, you ever walk by like Stores even like on steinway over here Not like the greatest area in the world and the rent's probably not insanely high. I mean, it's a story. It's pretty I'm sure it's still like like something but it's not like $10,000 a month or anything like that But a couple thousand dollars a month in rent for sure

Yeah, you walk down this street and there's some stores that i'm like this whole store is covered in dust It's not like How are they paying? No, it must be like rent controlled where it's like they've been written in that they don't pay anything more And then when they go out of business, that's when it gets fucking jacked up Because like, you know what recently went out of business r.i.p yogi lala Yeah, I don't even know what that is. You don't know yogi lala. I know where it was a story of staple. It was a it was a jewelry store

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Um, last thing I have here urban mire Yeah, urban mire is uh, he's a coach. He was a coach at uh, oh hi. Oh, no, I had florida He was a coach at the university of florida. Yep, and uh, I don't know why I was gonna say how I was Was he you know, how was that? I don't know I think he might have been wasn't he fired because like he like knew stuff about people that did stuff or something like that I think it was like a scandal Urban mire coaching I know he was at florida. Yes

And then I think maybe he was at Fucking uh, oh, hi, oh state. I think he might have been whatever. It doesn't matter. He's added. He's on the jaguars now Is he the head coach? He is That's right. I knew that trevor lorence Not on my fantasy team. You know why don't have one also. He's not Doing great. Yeah, I know uh Could be could be worse could be zack wilson. How you doing? He was uh, an assistant. Oh, he was at oh, hi. I was that brah. I'm an idiot

He was at oh, I would say for six years I that if I knew that and you didn't know that you are and I like did that's why I said that but then I was like I know that he coached tim tebow. So I was like florida, but anyway, um And of course at utah to good for him Um, but yeah, anyway, so he's a coach. He's an NFL coach now. He's coached the jack the jaguars And he was seen at a bar. I did some research. So here's what happened. The guy was at dinner with a bunch of his buddies, right? Okay, go on and then I think he owns the bar next to this restaurant Um

Irrelevant, I don't even know that's true, but whatever. So apparently there was a couple Kids or whatever some college kids that were there like all over my or like, you know, whatever the fuck So like home next door to the bar have a drink or whatever. So he went Come to your barn and have a drink. Yeah. So he went to the bar and he's kind of like so the video Is him sitting kind of like stand sitting on a bar stool Okay, and there's a girl there who is an obvious college gal And she's she's she's like, you know kind of dancing on them You know what's kind of dancing on them. Can you pull up the let me see this video? Uh

Uh I know so this is what I know I know that there was a video of him getting danced on and I know like I've seen all over espn It's been like we are so sorry. He is so sorry and I was like, why is this why is this guy apologizing? Didn't know he's got your wife and kids had a wife and kids. Yeah, I mean know that that's that's probably why it's like really bad But I'll say this The way it was happening in the first video right because it was two videos the first one where she was kind of just dancing like She wasn't like dipping it low or like, you know, give me what song would you think would be playing that would would would call for that dancing

Give me a good one Okay, all right, so that's not like that wasn't king of the dance hall. That's not yeah, we're not going full on I'm the king of the dance hall It wasn't like that by the way go to patreon watch our we did a episode just about songs to bash your penis too Yeah, like I was watching the video. She wasn't dipping it low or like button mashing his cock like she's trying to make avocado or Can I ask you something? Or guacamole was she? A white girl. Yeah, okay, so she clearly didn't know it and he was getting in there with you know Someone that knew how to work that thing like a Jamaican girl. We might have to drop

Yeah, he might have seen might have to ice his fucking balls. Yeah. Yeah, but she was like lightly dancing, right? And I was just like, all right Like I get it giving the dance move like she was just kind of like, you know, like he was holding her drink with two hands Okay, smart. Oh never put your drink down. Yeah, it's just you know, I'm saying the secure the secure the drink Yeah, but she was just kind of like doing this like but she definitely was rubbing that but she was like presenting it Given her butt on his balls. She was presenting the butt Okay, and like but I don't think that she was like, you know, she wasn't turned around faced him Like you'll like grabbing the back of his neck like you're gonna fucking ride you into the fucking sunset tonight

Okay, uh, but what would that look like just I don't know Just dance for the people give him something to get shut up happy about But right so I saw that and I was like I get it guy has wife and kids and how was he dancing? He wasn't he was just kind of like hey, I'm not Yeah, he's like I'm not really doing anything. Yeah. Yeah, he didn't have his hands up But he was just kind of like there He wasn't making her go away or anything, but he was like, you know, I'm just gonna just like but it's not like he was like You know

Really like yo this guy's got a wife dude chill the first video. Oh, there's multiple. Well, there was one other angle So first video so the first video I saw that and I was like I get it But like I don't think his wife's gonna be all that mad But then but then but then they got the good angle There was another video where it looked like he got a little overzealous and tried to like touch her butthole Stop. Yeah, not like inside the pant that fucking fly. I saw I thought you had it honestly if I would have caught that backwards I would have I swear to god. I swear to god. I would have ended this walked out and then just I would have done the show

By myself. Yeah, I probably would have just became a ninja or yeah, and I would have taken a monastery. Yeah Um, but he went he went full. So he tried to go QB sneak He tried to like you know when you grab a girl's butt and and like you just Uh I don't you grab a butt, right? Yeah, forget about the cheek you grab like so you could get both cheeks on these fingers here Yeah, and then the naturally the rest of them kind of like slide under or like it kind of looked like he was doing something like that He didn't grab her ass, but it looked like you said he was going for butthole

Well, well the buttholes right there the buttholes in between right was he was he making a play? He wasn't touching her. He had two fingers out. Okay. He wasn't like poking your cheek. He wasn't going like yo Yeah, no, it wasn't like It wasn't like that tongue at all No, but it looked like he went for it and maybe he touched something And on the outside first of all not cool. Not great. Don't do that Yeah, I mean, I mean Go ahead do it. No, but you gotta you gotta wait get it

But also like this person on dancing on you probably just want you to finger their butthole on the dance floor Unless they turn around they're like yo Butthole time. I mean Yeah, I mean, I don't know the vibe it looked like she was open to you know Getting but touched but Careful there. Oh, she didn't write a note to him. No, I'm not saying that. I'm not saying. Hey Sexually assault everyone. I'm fucking around You were the one advocating

I thought I had it you see it. No This thing's gonna fly in my face and I'm gonna fucking smack myself Um, but uh, wow, he went right for but what now the second dance video. Yeah, what was what was the song playing? What was the vibe? I didn't hear the song got it. Bitch. Bitch You said your dog now charlie do something Um Great now charlie's up But yeah, I know I don't know the song that was playing but I did see no

I know but I'm motion like in the second video the dance that he was doing what what song were you getting? So in the first one, you got we found out I've been a hopefully What were you getting in the second one? You are the dancing queen You really he was trying to go He was trying to go knuckle deep to abba. I think so That's that's kind of a power move. Yeah, uh, but well Because I didn't know I asked you I was like, why is this guy? Like why is he issuing so many apologies?

And I didn't know the family thing that I didn't I thought it was just like a divorce dude Just living it up in jacksonville, which is a shithole And was just fucking just out there just getting grinded on by just, you know, 20 year old coeds Co what does that even mean? I don't know but I've seen it because someone said coed I've saw someone say coed, you know when this When reading about the story, I don't know what coed means. I know it means I know what it means But like why are we calling this one person a coed? I felt like coed dorms. There's girls and boys I don't I have no idea. Maybe it's someone who's getting their education. They are an ed

I would I would then I I hope so but I I was like, yo, why is it? Why is it like? And in a way dude in a way don't just touch butts. Well, hold on. Uh, their wives butts. I mean, well, yeah People touch butts. I get I get why, you know, like his family is upset. I presume I I haven't heard anything from the family I haven't called Urban Myers wife recently. We we reached out for a comment didn't get one didn't get one Um But I all like I kind of don't understand why you need to like give like a public apology on this Yeah, I don't either because it's like why do us as a society need to kind of like, you know, realistically like Hey, don't cheat on your significant other but

Why is it then everyone else's fucking business if you do? I don't know. I find that very strange to be honest. Like I also like With like youtubers When if they like go through a breakup they like post a video like we're done. She's like we feel like we owe it to you guys like No, you don't there's a certain part. I mean like he he's the face of an organization that you know I get that there is a Limelight on him in some regard, but like when it comes to like his home life I I kind of just think like maybe that's not our like you could say like hey

It was stupid, but like you don't need to go on a fucking like apology tour Yeah, like we don't know if he if his him and his wife are in like an open. She might have been so cool with it She might have been like, yo, that was a good dance. Yeah Good good job dancing urban. Yeah, I don't know it's it's That stuff's kind of weird like I get it for like an organization like we don't want to make this organization Look like it's like out here just like what so you you I guess you have to do that But like I don't know bro to me. It's like I don't Live your lives deal with your fucking troubles and like don't ask me about mine

You know when it gets in the realm of like acting like he's like fucking like groping this under not underage obviously But this younger girl without her consent then I get why it's like oh, yeah sound the alarm Yeah, well when you're breaking the law it's a different story Yeah, when he's out there and he's having a couple drinks and forget about the family thing Like I understand why that that a young girl notices a coach and she wants to put her butt on his knee Listen, was it his knee? I don't know it's already in the vicinity. It was not his penis I mean it Was it his penis area?

I mean the knee it was a sitting it was a sitting knee so it was near the penis Oh, he was getting sat on no he no he wasn't getting sat on he was sitting I need to see the video of him getting danced on we'll do it after we record. Okay, it's fine, but you know Obviously shouldn't be doing that don't because you got family Oscar Oscar Meyer Oscar Meyer Uh urban by the way, what dude worse a child a baby child and you go urban What is that his real name Or is it like, you know like a bartholomew

Meyer and he's like hold me urban Why oh because I had two black friends in high school. It's like all right chill out dude urban frank mayer, dude Don't pass middle name just go by that. What's wrong the third bro mad urbans. Who the fuck are urbans apparently them Where's he from originally his parents are His dad's name is bud. Yeah, so it's not urban. Why is he the third? Was it his grandfather? His parents are what stupid because I could tell you that that's probably true for naming them urban Urban I'm sure your parents are lovely people, but they gave you a shitty name. Listen. I know he's listening Urban isn't watching the show bro. You know, you should get an opl. Which you guys go check out

Get the girl that danced on Other people's lives and you just got like yeah, I I uh, I had a whiskey sour I had too many whiskey sours. I I danced on on the knee. You know what I mean or near a penis Near a penis a penis. Yeah, you know Uh, but yeah, so that's that's pretty much it all we got for this week. Um, but yeah, like I said studio is getting built right now It's on its way dog. If if uh, once that contractor finds parking It's a wrap. It's a wrap. It'll be done quick. Yeah, so we're excited about that. Um, so yeah, we're gonna have a brand new set I don't know what it's gonna look like yet, but it's gonna be cool

Yeah, and as you're waiting for that set to come out You can actually go watch the standing out of studios videos that are available right now every single wednesday They're coming out. We got two on there for you. We're back, baby. We're live. We're large. We're in public We're not getting grinded on by any co-eds co-eds But go to santa gato studios on youtube check out the two videos we got up there There's gonna be more coming out and then make sure you go check out the patreon patreon.com slash the basement yard I've been frank. I haven't been keeping it frank. I'm coming for you soon

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