The Basement Yard - #318 - Opening Our Time Capsule

Episode Date: November 1, 2021

Frank & Joe dug up old pictures, notebooks, and projects from back in the day and boy are they CRINGE. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back to the basement yard Frank. Yes, we're back. We are back. We are back. We have a special oh episode today This is good. I have tisneys No one cares. Um anyway, so the other day I went to my mom's house and We're jumping right into it. We're not waiting at all. No, not at all. No fucking pleasantries. No tickle of the PPs You don't tickle cocks. Well foreplay people tickle cocks and foreplay. No, they rub them They don't tickle them. They tickle. No one has a ticklish wiener, dude But some people might have a ticklish wiener There's got to be people out there that are like most ticklish parts of my body my feet my underarms

My dick I don't think so Are you ticklish? Yeah My feet mad tickle it not my hands bro. You ticklish my like feet and like my that my knees People would get ticklish on the neck. Yeah, we talked about that. You remember like Chelsea I would touch her neck and she would like literally just fall to the ground. No, I don't remember that I don't that's like a natural like if you see her in the street You haven't seen her in five years

Just walk up go bang and she'll freak out her on the neck and she'll go down like one of those fucking goats that when you scare They just like exactly like that But anyway, I was at my mom's house and she's like help me clear out the garage like whatever I was like, okay, and we found boxes of old stuff when I was like in pre-k kindergarten like middle school like Just weird class projects that mom ended up keeping like I don't know when you're young They make you do a lot of like right about your family and yeah favorite places shit That doesn't make sense. Also. What do you want to be when you grow up like these types of things like we had to write Fucking full-on projects about like we had to like interview a family member. Yo, I had to interview my aunt

Yeah, why why would we ever have to do that? She was from Czechoslovakia. Was she yeah, that sucks I mean is she like wait you have a check a Czechoslovakian aunt. Yeah Why why did I never know this? Oh, she married in oh, so she doesn't count well She counts who did she marry my dad's brother? Oh, she's a Santa. Oh, wow. Wow. I guess I kind of could have just said my uncle Yeah, well She is my aunt you gotta get there so my first aunt so I never the check I never knew that I'm trying her dad was like this really smoky like strong like old dude Like I remember I would go check strongman dude literally like I'm this is a real thing. I'm not making up mm-hmm

If you went to their house like on their fridge all the time would be pictures of this guy in a speedo like lifting Boulders over his head like fuck on the side of a cliff not making it up. Oh ask anyone ask Anyone in my family and guess what couldn't lift death. Oh Yeah, no, he probably went down. He probably went down It's been some years He was old back then too. He was old boy. He was old man. Yeah, I feel like Czech people like are just they live tough Yeah, they're rugged they're rugged a rugged like like the boulders that wasn't probably like that was his hobby trees and stuff Just like just going out and just being like I'm gonna cut my hands to the point where like they come back

And they're like basically sandpaper. Yeah, I think that they don't have gyms They just set him out into the woods and they're like, yo pick up pick it up put it down Don't need a gym when you have to walk eight miles of school every day. Yeah, I've never been to the Czech Republic I have no idea what he even looks like. I don't even think it's still a country anymore. Is it? I think it's not the Czech Republic anymore. It's Czechoslovakia now, right? You're throwing curveballs at me. I don't know if you're trying to trick me. I'm pretty sure it is a country I don't I don't know one of those one of those countries Was probably where he was from there was some change. No, I'm saying there was change

Yeah, like I don't think like Yugoslavia is a country anymore. I think it's called something else I now you're you're like getting rid of whole countries right now. What did it become? I don't I don't I think maybe China China. No, everything becomes China in the end Yeah, we grew up we grew up with kids that would post pictures on like they're my space and it'd be like the motherland Gussinche What's Gussinche? That was like a city in Yugoslavia or something. Oh, I don't remember that. Yeah. Yeah I know a lot of people throwing up the bird the bird. Yeah, the Albanian bird. Yeah, they're like pretty hardcore over there Dude looking back on it all the Albanian kids that all of them hated me by the way all of the Albanian

I was in with some of them. Yeah, you were in with some I was in and I was in with like one of them And luckily I feel he was a high-ranking officer. I'm trying to figure which one Billy. Oh, yeah Yeah, he was he didn't hate me. It was Lieutenant Billy Really? Yeah, so he was kind of high up in the ranks. So a lot of people were I met like some of like the lower level like officers, too Right, you know, you were you were you know pretty yeah, you were one of one of the seven Adele's Yeah, there was a guy in there named Shamo. Yeah, I was in with them man. Yeah, you were in with them I didn't feel like they enjoyed me too much, but looking back on it. I'm like These kids all had like expensive cars. They had really nice cars. I'm like, where are they getting these cars?

They had really really nice cars. I do remember them There was They they would you know, we would rag on each other as friends and their joke with me all the time was that I loved teachers I don't get it. I didn't get it that idea. You love this teacher They were like, yo Frankie you'd love teachers so much, bro, and I'm like, oh like all teachers Yeah, I was like how do well like what I guess they're over-espected under appreciated Employment position, but like I I didn't know what I gave all like I wasn't like fucking hanging out with teachers Guess me because my mom worked well

I think that when when I you know, I think in high school. You're a little bit of a pet Fuck you and you were I fuck you. I would everyone everyone loved you I hate well everyone loved me, but I wasn't a pet like I wasn't like pandering to the teachers No, but you're a very like chatty like charming. I was fucking I was I was chilling I wasn't hanging out with them, but no not like getting breakfast No, no, but it was also because my mom knew all of them like outside of work Yeah, they'd be like, oh you got homework on Monday, but also like I'm gonna go fucking down a bottle of wine But your mom yeah, yeah, yeah

And it was very you know like so I like knew these teachers outside of school and I was a good student too Like I wasn't like a fucking like asshole in my last two years of high school first to big asshole. So what we're saying is Pet no Actually drove by baccalaureate today Would that do for you nothing no not a wiggle didn't make you move no, uh damn yeah sad What a what a time I remember going to the fashion show at that high school That was me just in regular clothes just regular clothes and chicken those soup was playing. I remember that and I Like I I didn't wait that was someone so we had something called personal projects

Yeah, and you basically you had to like it was like your like year-long project for I think the 10th grade What one of the kids is personal project was putting on a fashion show mine was Doing research determining if playing on a like a high school sports team made people like better in grades or worse in grades I made the whole thing up you made the whole thing up every single part of it Would you would you conclude I don't remember but I remember making a choice right before yeah, and making everything up Like that's back when no one cared about sources back then true be like where do you get this room? It'd be like I spoke to someone to be like great. Yeah handshake and that was it I could bullshit my way through any sort of like essay, but we brought some family

We bought some old heirlooms, but it's funny that it's funny that you brought up a teacher's pet It's funny that you brought up teachers pet because that was one of the superlatives at my school What school teachers pet and you got it? No So I was on the like the senior committee. I was the vice president was high school Yeah, and I counted the votes and I lost I came in second in teachers pet Remember I lost, but I did bring one of my awards, which I think is quite telling You are speaking to the 2010 Bryant high school mr. No, at all, baby

Absolutely, mr. No, mr. No, at all. I mean, what do you want me to say you like so you counted the votes for this probably? Blast at the competition. No. No. I well. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I remember that was like hey guys not even The Frank you see before you is the one he's always been all right, so that's how that goes So I counted the votes with my friend Irma also Albanian yeah, she was in that she probably had a dope car. Oh a very cool car. Yeah, she had a very scary brother I remember that. Oh, well, that's also something that you have aggressive aggressive jawline and and scary cousins Yeah, all cousins all them related shout out to Albania. Yeah, but We counted and I remember I came in second for I won mr. Know-it-all and one other one. Could you guess the other one?

like Not class clown, but like most likely to be on TV or something. No, no, it was like mr. Or miss is what? Mr. I was I was absolutely to the ear. No, you weren't No, he wasn't that I know mr. Sarcastic Fucking nailed it in this high school They really pegged you. Yeah. Yeah, they got me. They got me good. I mean hey, man, you know I am who I always have been I guess in my high school We didn't have superlatives because Catholicism and making children feel bad

You know what I'm saying? So it was like not a thing. There was no like mr No popular or something or like, you know closest to God or whatever not? They were all religious ones. Mr. And Mrs. closest to God most likely to burn in hell Most likely to burn in hell for eternity. Yeah. Uh, no, yeah, there was always let me guess There's always the gay kids that were that got that one probably. Yeah, I didn't even really know, uh, I don't If you if they had so on because this is kind of like wild and maybe I don't I don't know your Uh experience with this I don't know

That there were any Like legitimately out gay kids in my high school like there were kids that we knew were gay Well, because they'd probably get beat up in the fucking, you know, chapel at your school Like I'm on my way to third period and they get mugged in the fucking hallways I really like I was on the football team and you would expect those kids to be the ones It really wasn't like that at all. I mean either actually to be honest with you Yeah, like there was no like and that's isn't that so weird because now it's like I think you can't walk into a high school What I would see no, I I knew I knew of a handful of openly gay

You know men and women at my school, but at the same time like I'm sure You know, there were a lot more that weren't out. Yeah, like now I like I'm assuming Like he walked through the halls of a high school and there's like even when we cup of dudes Just kissing just guys just fucking girls like that was a regular thing in my school Fucking in the hallway all the not the hallway staircase in my middle school people were fucking in the bathroom Fucking all over the place in school. I was so afraid to fuck. It's a horny school. I never school. I never did that I never did that. I would I would never fuck at school. I would never I mean, I've done some stuff Some hand stuff. Oh hand stuff. I I I you know dabbled a little bit, but no fucking no fucking no fucking

I would never fuck at school. Not that that's it's it's a dirty environment. You know, it's it's especially your what the fuck is that Speaking of a dirty environment. I was gonna say is that did you wipe your ass with that? This is actually tar Because you remember sandy hurricane sandy. Yeah, so we had to tar my garage So it didn't leak in so it yeah, so it wouldn't flood into into there So we put up like my dad built this like wood thing and then we tarred the whole thing and this I guess got caught in that Did you use that to patch the door? I did not the fucking the covered in tar. That is a that's a mystery Um, but yeah, this is my family history. I don't know why

Um, oh, this is fifth grade five dash three two seven. Yeah, also there's anthony t. Who's anthony t? Bubbletters anthony t. Oh, you love ant. You love bubble letters. Who's anthony anthony theodoro? Oh, maybe yeah, tiny tim. Tiny tim. He's out there. He's fucking link He's like he's like a world-renowned cosplayer or some shit. Is he dude. He's out there. He is so hardcore legend iselda That's awesome. Yeah, just for him. Wait, wait, what's on the front? So I remember this. Um, so it's like it's your family crest So it's supposed to be like I don't I don't really know I could I guess that direction was no, this isn't my house Dude, there's a fucking this is a big ass house With two front yard, right? I had

You know what the fucking talking about you had one front yard This is a the upstate house that I tried to draw that we used to go to there was a front porch We would go there like in the summer for like a weekend Okay, okay, um with some other families and that was like the only vacations we would go on Um, and then this is just a bunch of tools your dad gotta be your gotta be your dad This is a toy bear named barnaby It's like significant because of my that was your toy bear. No, it was it No, I never had any like stuffed animals or any stuff anything like that

But this is like a family heirloom, but we still have apparently Uh, his name is barnaby and he like signifies like my grandpa who who died never met him But it's like his thing and then this is like us playing, you know cards and stuff family game night I was gonna say who played because your dad I remember your dad growing up playing a lot of cards Well, we used to we used to or online like poker and we used to play. Oh, yeah. Oh my god You remember they used to play so much online pork parker. That's another fucking Jesus. Um, but anyway, uh Yeah, my family we used to play like cards or scrabble or whatever like as much as we could on fridays It's cute family game night. Yeah, so cute. I remember this fucking thing. God. So they have bio poems

So there's one for me and then there's one for Keith the one for Keith dude electric Um, so this one it just says joey. Yeah, and then and then it there's three dashes Which I assume they wanted me to put Uh, you know adjectives to describe myself. Of course. Yeah athletic Entertaining, okay Mature definitely not great Fifth grade definitely not mature the person that fucking the priest that touched you probably wrote that down

Oh god, um wishes that These are now things wishes that and then I wrote he was a better student Okay, I can see that dreams of catching the winning touchdown in the super bowl You took that into high school You did take that dream into there and then stop wants to become a professional football player. Okay. All right on brand Wonders what heaven is like when he dies Stop you really wrote that I swear to god in script Or cursive or whatever you say cursive cursive script. I feel like no one says no one even script

I don't even cares anymore. And then it says fears and I wrote people dying Damn, joey. Jesus. He started all fucking nice and then he just went straight for the god. I'm not done. Okay believes All the people who died on 9 11 were heroes. They were Absolutely, they were three deaths except for the hijackers. They were not Jesus they were not. I mean, yeah, I agree. But jeez um Plans to set a world record for the guinness world records book

Way to go, dude. Yeah for what most youtube's Most youtube's now here's here's the one for keith. Oh, can I oh man, this is gonna be good keith my brother. Yes, and then it says slight That I don't remember slight s l i g h t What does that even mean like when you slight someone? But I don't know how that works there. Look that shit up a slight. Why would I write that? That's not even a word that I know it and fucking basically 30 years old Oh, bro, you love knowing words when you were younger. Remember when you were younger you'd be like, yo, what's the coolest word I could think of?

What the fuck are you talking about? That's not true. I once on the on the trip to 141 in fifth grade. Do you remember that? I raised my hand to show off and I asked the principal is like what year was the school established in and he was like I don't know Next question try slight means small and degree inconsiderable Or damn insult by treating or speaking of them without proper respect or attention. Damn. He's He just told cold your brother inconsiderable. I just fucking slighted my brother. Yeah, that's fucked up

So I wrote slight or maybe I was trying to write something else. I don't know Uh Humorous he is an energetic. He definitely is. Yeah. Well, maybe more so those days. Yeah. Yeah as much anymore ready Wishes that what does Keith wish there was a cure for cancer? Yeah, why does Keith I mean we all wish that like why specifically Keith this is my fifth grade project, dude And then uh dreams of yes having a lot of money Told me all we all do we'll get there. Keith might be there sooner than us wants to Uh be a zoologist or a veterinarian someday, you know, I will say he's always loved animals

Yeah, he loves he's the big animal guy wonders When he will die. Oh Jesus Christ Right back to the death, huh, dude gets better fears The woods at night We live in new york city What are you in the woods? at night

He fears the woods at night But you know what's even funnier is that we grew up and we had nights in the woods and he was okay, dude He didn't seem like he was afraid. Oh my god Likes skateboarding math and basketball What an eclectic group there Believes in his religion and god made everyone equally What Dude, I wonder why like where where do you you guys were I guess more religious back then than you are now

I mean we'd go to church every sunday. Oh my god. I wrote a thing on the day america will never forget about 9 11 That was your winning essay, wasn't it? It wasn't this one, but I this kid won an essay went to a dinner Yeah, I went to a dinner. It was a lot of fun. Didn't you come? I think I went to the dinner. It was over here for RIP damn The the by the code the edging fell off the binding. Oh shit. Damn. You're falling apart. Yeah, this is my uh Uh My aunt sonia. Yeah, why why do you why did you leave check republic? We left there because we wanted freedom

Jesus this is such a dark book dude. My family history is just dark. It's just super dark It's like trying to like talk about it only went up from there Bro, I mean this was clearly the worst year of your life. And then it just went right up Sixth grade lambs hot shot Bro, I'm telling you. Map of italy printed off of encarton 95 It's fucking this dude is crushing it. I have a map of italy. I was very italian back then I was I was very into be like, oh, look at this Come on cus never italian enough to wear pumas. I will say that true. What is this?

That's gotta be chicken pong. It's gotta be chicky poms. That's gotta be chicken poms. What the fuck is that? Toothbrush it white. Oh, no, that's it. That's a that's a uh, uh, Bendy straw. It's a bendy straw. Not a bad looking bendy straw. That fork looks like shit though. Also whose feet are they? Can you guys see that? Someone's hands, but it looks like feet. That's fucking ugly. Oh my god. Yeah, that's my family history though. All right, well Since we're sticking Since we're sticking with uh elementary school. I got something because I have stuff from when I'm older too. Oh boy Um, does this look familiar to you? Oh my god. Yes so

We in school I don't know if they still do this now because I think people just signed yearbooks now, but yeah, we had Autographs books that were given out to the kids To like get your friends to sign them right and instead of it being in your yearbook. Yeah in this book and name Frankie Alvarez data graduation june 19th 2003 where kids are still in school at that time now. Well, remember we like global warming global warming. It was hotter And then, you know, write my stuff down. I want to make this known Uh class leaders brightest wittiest most popular not a single person didn't put anyone nailed it didn't care

Yeah, uh, but I will say the very first page in my autograph book. Mm-hmm Was from joe Well, and it says your facts. That's me I will visit you on the first day of school From joe That's it It sounds like a business meeting I love like even then you said that you would only venice visit me once and that's it

Like now you still do it back then you did it p.s It would be funny if you went out with jamie Uh, let me tell you uh, jamie was my first kiss. Joey didn't find it so funny Joey did not Oh my god Did not find it funny the first day of school the first day of school school With a k obviously you went to what 141 for one year for sixth grade And then my mom pulled me right out because I was watching porn with our friend tommy

Excuse me. Yeah In class. No, no, like we would like like he'd go home and download a bunch on like line wire Wait, let me just wait. I'm sorry You went to 141. Yes, and then uh, that's not why I was pulled out. I was also just shitty. I lied about my grandfather dying Uh, I well to get out of like homework or something. Yeah for like um like months straight I told this story how How slow did he die that you do this for a month? He had died My defense was that he had died years earlier and I was still upset about it

I remember you actually saying I told the story on on the show. Yeah, uh, and I was called disgusting That's amazing, dude, but uh another one here an icon. I won't say the person's name, but can you give me can you give me something? Oh, oh, oh, that's we could say first names, but not tiffani. Okay. Yeah, uh Maybe see you next year best wishes in junior high school There will never be a funny kid like you frank. That was nice. Wow And then at the time She put this hieroglyphic that I never would have been but now I know it was you little you letter r

Number two funny. Yeah number two to be forgotten to Be forgotten. Yeah, I remember staring at like what the fuck did because this was the smart girl She was mad smart very smart probably still is. Yeah, I hope I hope she wrote the same thing in mind, but it said nice. I think you are too nice to be forgotten Wow, damn you weren't funny. See how the fucking tables turn. Yeah tables turn, babe But yeah, just going through and looking at some other notable ones here um, we've always talked about uh our Good old teacher from fourth grade that we were in love with went to her wedding. Mm-hmm gave me her. Oh, wait. I didn't go

Oh, I went to the wedding. I don't think I was invited. She signed it saying that she loved me I don't believe that the computer teacher What'd she say dropped her email. No, she didn't dropped her email Read her email right now. Don't do it. Don't do it Uh, but yeah, you ever email her? No Damn, I got a sticker from her too Dan that's sticker and love But uh, my grandmother signed this. What the fuck? Yeah, I like let my family sign it

Wait, what did yeah, yeah, I say. Oh man. I'm gonna have to miss ying dal called me cupcake Dropping names dog right before we started this journey. He's like, yo, don't say any names. Yeah, I said all Where's where's yeah, yeah, congratulations on your graduation the best of luck in your new school This was like a year before I would berate her for suffering from dementia. Right. So Also, uh, our our fifth grade graduation party was at her old age home Yeah, and it was fun and I remember sucking down a lot of helium. Oh my god. What movie ticket is that dark night July 18 2008. It's kind of cool back when a movie was what the fuck is that plugged into that? I don't know, but I'm keeping it right where I found it. All right. I'll go next

This one You're gonna love. Oh, no What is it? When I was younger, yes You know, I was very artistic. You you were a lot of bubble letters. I was very artistic Um, you know with my hands, but also with my heart And my tongue. Oh, well that and that like in a speaking way. I would hope so We're munching on box and that's how we got to joey's poem book

My fucking god. Yeah, that is everyone. Just take a look at this. Can we go letter by letter? What's that first one there? Just the j. Um, that one I was going for more of a raised look It was supposed to look like a roman. Yeah, but is that like a torch? It's a it's on fire. Yes Fire there. It is on fire. We got a nice classic baseball. Oh, that's the classic baseball. Oh, what's a baseball? Oh, right, and then this I don't know. I don't know what that is. I don't listen I can't really explain any of this. Please. This is an alarm clock Oh, dad, I know that one. Yeah, that's that's a classic, but that's just the beginning of this artistic journey So this one is just uh

Um, what the fuck's that called Fuck uh an anagram anagram. I was thinking answering him. I was like, I know that's not right. Oh, yeah So it's my name joseph santa gata. Okay ready. Yes, joseph makes sense jolly Outstanding, I would say I would say wait. Hold on. Go letter by letter jolly. Okay jolly jolly. Yeah, you're jolly guy I was also very rosy in the cheeks. So I was very jolly like an elf. You were outstanding All right, take it easy Bumble. Yeah, um special Is anyone else seeing the fucking trend here energetic

Just like my brother keith. Yeah, you're a keith man. I guess you were just all over fucking hyped up people person I pick a people. I like you think you're like a people, but I wouldn't describe you as a people person. Well, you know And then happy Yeah, you're a happy kid. Yeah, happy boy. Now we get into the last name. Okay Sneaky. No, what? What the fuck did that come from? I don't know sneaking around maybe a spy. That's what I must have been Athletic. Yeah, joey needs to put in that. He's athletic somewhere. I play sports guys and special special special outstanding athletic

The n in in santa gata never conceded Yeah That's what I got so it's that you call yourself special and a shit font and outstanding Wait, what font is that? I like like swirly twirly gumdrops or some shit. There's literally snowflakes on them So it has to be like an elven. It's gotta be. Yeah an elven font. Do you remember those good old days? Yeah, stupid font. Cool t tough. No Especially back then a accurate What were you an archer? What the fuck? I don't know. I was fucking. What was I doing?

What were you doing that made you act? I mean you could throw a baseball. I remember fairly accurately. I mean g greedy Oh, oh What did I even the truth is coming out ladies and gentlemen mr. No, it all knows that joey's been the same person What even Did I have is the last to have more of is the last t takes 85 percent of my fucking income what we have No, we have the a and and we don't want to skip over the a never because the a is never miss the a attractive Damn son

You are the same poem shit went from outstanding special never conceded attractive t ticklish Well, I'd said before I was thinking you you did say that and then the oh is on task I don't think I mean apparently you were fucking energetic and sneaky. So I don't think you'd be on task unless your task was It's pretty accurate. I got it's gotta be right. I was accurate Yo, I wish I have one of these got almighty. Oh now. Oh, sorry No, I hope you don't want them to read that because I can read it from here the last one No, no, no, this is just like a random thing about like brother. This is better though

We don't care about him. This is uh, haikus. Oh, what is it? We said it the other day 575 Yeah 575 all right ready Oh, no This one's called Nature's miracles. Oh, it's got to be god related. Joey. No, no, no. You loved god. When was this by the way? I don't know This uh, I don't know. Okay Uh, nature's miracles

Towering upward like a skyscraper building a tree is growing I don't know towering upward like a tree like a skyscape like a skyscraper building a tree is growing That's so stupid, but it's facts though. You know, you're not it is fact you are on point. Yeah, and accurate I'm accurate you're kind of jolly. You're you're a happy jolly people person never conceded Who loves talking about who loves these haikus? I have another one. Oh, what's it? Please tell me this title is like god's grace the sun Okay, ready This is great

It's rays light the earth It warms the skin of children The sun is rising What the fuck was it was this written by that priest that diddle do It warms the skin of children children. What am I saying and it's guys It's very fucking real. Why is it as lower? Why do you have like uppercase? This must have been six grades This was when that was cool. That was a cool seventh grade thing to do. Oh my god We should make some haikus. I don't know that I have anymore in me

Oh, this was this was uh, it had to be sixth grade Why? Because I wrote something about lambs. Ah, lems and lambs hot shot My god, dude. That's a good. Oh my god. Here we go. Okay. All right This is a picture of me. Of course. Yeah, this one. That's your fifth grade picture. I think this one is called. I am Oh boy, I am Joe mud You're Joe mud 22 to be dude. What the fuck this is weird. Oh boy. I wrote that other one. What in like

Fifth grade. What was that that what family history project? That's a great year earlier. Okay I am Joe mud. Yes, you are. I wonder when I will die. Yeah, why are you so? I don't know dude. I hear people talking Well, that makes sense. Yeah I see the world getting more advanced What a fucking visionary. You know, whoa guys. I see the world getting more advanced I want school to be over. Yeah, he goes from I see the world being advanced next. I want summer. Yeah, I am Joe mud I pretend to be superman

What when do you do that? I don't know. I feel sad when I'm alone That's adorable. Damn that's fucking you seem pretty happy when I leave. So that's a I touch the food I eat With what? My hands I assume I worry when people are sick Okay, that means you got a good heart. I cry when someone dies. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, well, you've been thinking about death a whole lot I am Joe mud I understand this thing goes on. Mm-hmm. Where's the last one? I understand people's problems

I say dude a lot. Do you? The I don't remember I dream of what the world is going to be like I try to be a good student I hope to become better in sports Guys, I play sports. Yeah I am and he's not conceited. I am Joe mud Damn slight poetry vibes and then your hand has your hand grown at all since that year

A lot a little bit, okay This one like what the fuck is that? Is there writing on it? Yeah, there's writing on it Oh, no Oh, no, I drew my hand and then I wrote words around it and I wrote This is your hand. I only read the first sentence and it's funny. Oh my god. There's more as football in American flag I wish Oh, yes My hand is that the last of what you have?

Uh, no, no, I have more shit after the hand. Let me let me show something. Okay. Yeah for sure My hand is my greatest invention. I didn't even invent any hands That's why I invented this. Yeah, my hand is my greatest invention It guides me through the dark when it is pitch black I mean technically like this. I got When where were you in the pitch black you fucking weirdo? It is the sense. That's not spelled right. It is the sense of touch Yes, it is. It helps me Hold the things I need in the palm of my hand

Yeah, I mean I'm breaking ground here. Really It helps me write things and helps me play sports There it is. Can't Can't go more. You know how they say like every five minutes of fucking babies born or something Every every three words joey talked about playing sports play sports. It helps me Meet people when I shake their hand So you shake their hand first then you meet them. I guess all right. It helps me

Congratulate people by clapping I mean i'm a you are a poet laureate man as far as I could find straight up straight up. This is this is my poem book But that's what it is. Well, I'm gonna raise your poem book and I'm gonna give you something That's quite a little more valuable joey And that is the original key script. Oh my god is uh The the screenplay for kill everyone in the house. Yeah Uh, you got a b plus a heart. I got a b plus But when it came like so we did like an oscars at the end of the year. I won every award

Yeah, every single award Uh, I wrote this whole thing. I did it with our friend laurence and denis. They didn't do a goddamn thing Right. I went through and tried to find a page to read um Don't think I have a page to read Um A lot of this I can't believe I fucking turned in Yeah, uh

But i'm gonna read what I think might be a good page. Okay. Do you remember the filming of this one? This was the one that it was from my class This was the second one or the first one. Oh, there's the first one I do remember this No, this is not the first one. That was nix. Oh, right. Right. Right. This was ours. Right. I think I can I think I can read this Um, so crazy. All right Interior basement a shot opens up with laurence and mp sitting in two chairs drinking juice That was supposed to be beer. Got it. That was the joke. Mm-hmm

Uh, the two sit and converse about random stuff laurence But it's almost as if everywhere you go. There is someone watching. You know what i'm saying screw it That was the start of the conversation mp goes yo dead ass. I have a serious question. You wrote yo dead ass. Yeah laurence. I what up? You gotta write you gotta write like, you know, tarantino, right, you know You gotta be in you gotta feel it. You gotta speak right how they speak mp. What in god's name are you saying? laurence, you know

Uh, you know that when you have to take one for the team and if she's really ugly so what? What what are you talking about? Angela is a cute girl. There's a name. Oops I'm glad for you, man. Actually. I have no idea what's going on. I'm feeling a little dizzy. I'm going to go for a walk Probably it was a joke about weed Yeah, laurence liked weed. He liked it. I mean still big weed guy still weed guy, uh and the juice right laurence gets up and leaves mp by himself for a couple of seconds We watch mp sit there calmly, but he progressively starts to feel uncomfortable and fidgets mp says yo

The fidgeting turns into it. This was a horror movie by the way. Yeah, I'm gonna set them the fidgeting turns into a shaky whistle wait, what A shaky whistle keeps slowly rises from behind the chair and comes close to mp's ear mp jumps and begins to cry hysterically right to crying by the way, we didn't shoot any of this No, I remember the movie. That's the joke. This was not in it at all. None of this was in it mp says oh my jewish god, please know Those of you guys who don't know our friend mp not jewish Oh my jewish god mp tries to get up and gather all the money he has on the table

Oh my god I don't think that was a jewish thing. I think that was just so funny like something in the like pages before okay mp fights free and makes a move for it Keith puts his hand in his pockets and pulls out an object. The object is thrown and lands in front of mp and he slips wait a second No, what does it say? It slips on the condom and falls The object was a condom. Keith then hovers over him

My teacher underlined condom and said do you think this is appropriate? He can't do something else Keith goes screw angela. You're mine now dick. Oh my god. Is this a uh an art word scene? No I don't know He said you're mine now. Oh, oh, no. No. No. This is like a buffalo bill situation mp screams. No All right, Keith lunges his fist into mp's chest and pulls out a beating heart That's it. Frankie you wrote that and how would we supposed to film that? It turned into a stabbing. I do remember that. Oh my god. I do remember all this dialogue. None of it made it None of it. That was a single thing. Maybe some of the kill ideas made it. Oh, no, you got stabbed by Keith

That was in the third one. That was in So really none of this happened not a single thing divino. I'm about to drive to my girls crib in jersey There's a sick ass house party tonight. I got a tank full of gas and I need a sidekick you down Yo, didn't didn't divino when we were filming that pull up pull up and improvise He improvised every line and every time he pulled up he'd say a different thing and I remember at one point He pulled up and he goes hey come shot. Let's go and I fucking almost passed out. Yeah. Yeah, uh boy. Oh boy, man. We uh Oh, this one we did film because I remember this was in keith too where uh, they're they're in the car and keith's in the back seat But oh, yes. Yes. Yes. This one we actually it's like in the rearview mirror. Yes, um

Lawrence. All right, you wait here. I need to take a piss like a racehorse Divino, uh, hurry because I'm I need a quick refill keith pops up want some mince dick That was in the movie. That was in the movie. Yeah, and he put up on some mince in his mouth and killed divino Yeah, that I remember. Yeah. Yeah, and uh, so insane Boy, how did I turn this into a teacher and not get sent to the fucking school? Just uh, just read keith's line Oh, what's up verge? What are you doing? When we were kids we would call each other verge for virgin. You're like, oh, you're a fucking virgin Oh my god. Look at this. Lawrence pulls out a fat joint and begins to smoke it

We were we were all in a fucking we were groundbreakers at the time keith. There you go. Yeah, take that asshole It's good. It's crossed out by your teacher Put the back down put the back down Um, then you wrote for keith. That's it dick crossed out dick. Yes dick has been crossed out everywhere Get the hell out of my house. She goes, this is keith's house It was so fucking stupid See, oh my god, this is exactly what I just said to you. Um scene comes to a close with a close-up of the head on the lawn She wrote, how are you gonna film this?

How are you gonna film this? Well, yo, you wrote dick maybe five times on this. They're all crossed out and and one shit Really? You wrote shit Crossed out another dick Well, because the joke was back in the day keith would say dick a lot. He'd be like, oh, what's up dick? Oh my god, dude At the end here. This just says Keith keith's dialogue says Or I say to him I say keith

What the hell? I don't know why you wrote it like this. I wrote keith. You will no more kill people You will no more kill people spell check wasn't that advanced back in there. What did keith say? Are you serious, joey? Blow me She crossed out blow me She crossed out blow me. Oh my god Oh my god, this was the funniest thing in the I'm seeing stars right now. It's so fucking hot in here. I know dude The last line of the whole movie is fuck. Let's cross it out It's espo saying fuck

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Uh, all right, cool. So this is from 6th grade for me. Okay, right And it's called do you remember and I don't know what the fucking thing was But it's just memories from sixth grade like the assignment What look, what was the assignment? I have no idea. It's just random memories. Okay from sixth grade This is uh, september 2003 to june 2004. Oh different planet. That's a that's a year. Yeah Uh, so the first thing up here just says a food fight on uh, yeah, you know sixth grade And then in parenthesis it says no eighth graders

I don't know why I wrote that don't get those motherfucking eighth graders out of there Then uh, do you remember how like like Fucking jarring like eighth graders look like they were like adults dude Yeah, I remember looking up to fifth graders and being like damn those kids are big, right? You know little fucking assholes. Yeah, um Then this says when we went to Popeyes and Alicia spit all over the table So for anyone I think I've said this before on the podcast But when I was in middle school, we used to sneak out of school

There was a Popeyes across the street So you said you got a school to go across the street to Popeyes. Not very cool Well, we didn't where else we were gonna go home anywhere of the park bro. I'm gonna go home. What are you crazy? We came back to school with Popeye. Oh All right, so you suck out for like lunch. Oh, no, we just yeah, I don't know We had someone watch the door So we would open the door and then like someone would like stand there or they put like their backpacks So it wouldn't close because you couldn't open them if it closed. Yeah, and then we would go

Giant ass fucking metal doors. Yeah um Then uh I wrote when Jeanette was crying because her mom was in the hospital Why the fuck would I write that? You were a pretty dark kid, dude I don't know why the fuck I wrote that you were a pretty dark kid When the class got scared the first time a pigeon came into the room

Those those I mean probably why did I say the first time was there just pigeons flying in out of this room? Hey lambs hot shot was a wild place. I guess Alicia spitting again when Alicia accidentally spitting Adriana's face at Popeye's because she saw a man in the ladies bathroom hilarious Real groundbreaking. Can you think about that? We're sneaking out of school to go get Popeyes This girl sees a man in the ladies bathroom And then spits in her friend's face. I mean it was probably like she was drinking some dr. Pepper. No, she was a drooly woman ill She just was that's gross when Raphael had accidentally went to the girls bathroom at Popeye's

Well, the mystery solved I guess What the fuck I guess yeah, I guess we figured it out When Gianella kisses Sean without his permission Well, you have documented Well, don't let Gianella's cancelled bro. Yeah. Well, yeah, duh. Yeah The time Kelvin and Joey fought We remember that fought a kid named Kelvin. Yeah Hot uh hot kid hot kid

When laura wore a kilt to school That's kind of Why is that funny when katelyn wore a skirt for the first time? Okay, joey. Is that groundbreaking for for horny joe? I guess When our trip to alley park park for our complex picnic. I don't even know what the fuck that means No school on one snow day this year The beds That's just the bad smell in this ponzo's room When how didn't know what a buck was

What's a buck like a dollar? What the fuck it's like an Asian kid poor asian kid. Yeah, and I also remember um I also remember that My first day of school. I wasn't supposed to go to the school Yeah, can I ask why did you go there? Because that was like far away I I didn't want to go I wanted to go to 141 But my mom didn't want me to go there because it was it was not a good school So this school was arguably worse though and she had no idea

But we when I went like the first day of school I didn't have a class because my mom like got me in somehow she worked in a school So I assumed she pulled some strings or something if you work in a school You were like the fucking godfather. My mom is the same way dude She got anything that she wanted for like me and my siblings. Well. Yeah. Well, she worked at ps2. No No, she was just on pta like vice president. Well, my mom worked not at that school But she worked at it like she worked at ps2 the school. We graduated from fifth grade, but uh, yeah So I got into the first day of school though. They were like, you know calling

I remember where everyone was in the auditorium and they were calling people's names And then forming classes and they would go to class and then I was stuck like me and like maybe eight other kids Were the last ones just like sitting in the auditorium and they're like just go to the principal's office and then I sat in the principal's office for mad long until Actually, Sean who became like a good friend of mine Came down and he like just walked up to me with a paper with my name on his like, is this you? I was like, yeah, he's like, all right, you're in our class and then we went to class, right? This is 10 minutes of me being in a brand new school

Didn't getting picked last in the auditorium first time in his life, by the way First and last time in his life. I'm sitting in class first 10 minutes and there is a kid in the class. His name is Ali He was in a wheelchair and he had he had something I don't really know maybe some sort of Down syndrome or something and Something made this kid laugh And Ali come to know after I've known him, you know through the whole year This kid once he starts laughing doesn't stop laughing ever no and he had a very funny fucking laugh So he starts laughing his ass off

And no and I'm like now I'm trying to hold it together When someone else is laughing like uncontrollably, it's already funny. Yeah, let's get out a funny laugh though And I was just like I was just like, oh my god Because I was like, I don't want people to think I'm laughing at this kid in a wheelchair because she's in a wheelchair And he has something not funny, but I'm trying my best and I'm not I'm trying not to laugh This is the first day of school 10 minutes. I'm in this class and I'm dying laughing now And Sean starts laughing now. I'm now I'm toast. Yeah

And I got kicked out of class immediately on the first day There you go and I and she in the miss ponzo was her name Took us out in the classroom and she fucking yelled at us like we were laughing at this kid because he had some sort of disability I was like, are we not hearing the same laugh? Like it's a funny sounding laugh response. I was a bitch I think that's what we got from this. I think that's what we got from this. That's definitely what we got Oh, uh, I have um real quick Uh a picture uh that I had framed in my room. Well when I was 13 Uh, this was on display in my room. This has got to be like a cartoon

No Frame picture of uh the iconic drug lord, tony montana. You had that framed in your room. This is how it came I you bought this. I bought this from a street vendor in in minhatten and uh It was on display in my room It was your mom must have loved that I don't know why young kids have like money power respect for all money power respect. The world is yours Pussy money weed. Well, that's someone else. I think

No, it's not him. I'm just saying. Yeah, I don't know who the fuck we thought we were Where it was like I remember like I had like a voice clipping from like a sound bite from the movie It's like my ringtone where it was like I got two things in this world my word on my boss And I don't break them for any and it's like who who do I think I am? Yeah, I don't know that is incredible though, but uh There's one other person that I would assume of our friends that would have that would have had this who Oh, I can name a few Yeah, but I was 13 when I had this. Um, so if you're over 13 and you have any Tony Montana iconography anywhere in your bedroom. It's time to wrap it up

I will even go as far to say that if you're in college and you go to someone's dorm room And they have a poster of Tony Montana Try to get them evicted Or like spelled whatever the equivalent is get them out of there. Do you have anything else? I have a lot Oh, okay. Yeah fire off something. I don't know. Okay the playbill Oh my god from when I was in fiddler on the roof. Yeah, and I played a very um Humble uh bookstore owner

Of rom of rom the bookkeeper. Yeah And I just want to read my little blurb here See if it aged well. What is it about you me? Oh, okay Uh, Frankie alvarez of rom Yeah, he's currently spending his first year wearing a bright blue and gold already awful He transferred from a different school due to its lack of extracurriculars. That's true. Did you write this?

Um, I believe it was like me and the teacher like teamed together. Got it Uh, Frankie enjoys playing sports and hanging around with his friends Which I did sports while juggling his schoolwork He hopes to one day be a comedian and a cast member on saturday night live Nice Instead I went to school. Yeah and put myself in debt Of rom the bookkeeper, I remember going to that play and I was like astounded. Yeah Also, Lawrence shout out was like a horse. What was he? No, that was when I was

That's when I was uh, the lead. Oh donkey hold it. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, I didn't go to fiddler on the roof then I I do have a yarmulke that I was given at a bar mitzvah in 2005. Wow. That's a very Jewish one There's a lot of stars of david on there. This is very Jewish. Yeah Are you allowed to put that on? I don't know. I don't want to do it. So I don't offend anyway. Yeah Uh, why is that that they say like they're the chosen people or something? And that's how they signify because god's looking down and I think yeah something like that. Yeah shell casings Good for my god from bullets

Why do you have bullets? I gotta be honest. I don't know where these came from. Have you shot guns before? Yeah, but not a fucking sniper That's a big bullet. That's a fucking that's gotta be uh two thirty eight over there There's a winchester through. I don't know. Uh, I think I remember what it was from but I I don't think I'm supposed to have these Well, you can keep those. I don't know but Do you remember this? Does this ring a bell to you? No, what is that? Is that a bunch of bottle caps? So these are 40

Bottle caps 40s like a 40. Yeah bottle caps Jammed onto a three inch nail What which was a makeshift weapon I used to threaten my high school girlfriend's friend I'm gonna back up here Did we make that like drunk one night or did you make it with the intent to kill? So we made it drunk Right, we drank the 40s, which one two three four five six seven eight nine 40s

I think there was like me you laurence manny Wow We should drink 40s all the time bro 40s to be honest with you. Yeah, it was a steal It was like two dollars it was two dollars for three and a half beers I was like i'm in this this is and kind of like weirdly tastes better coming out of a 40 I guess personally But I remember we were drunk clearly, yeah, and uh my

High school girlfriend was at the park drunk with her friends. That's where people drank for some reason back in the day parks uh now it's only drunks and I'm seeing a correlation there. Yeah, and uh, she called me say I was like, where are you and she's like, oh I'm going to the bathroom and I'm like, why does it sound like you're running? She's like, I'm being carried She's like by who she was like, oh some kid joe And I hung up the phone. I was like, let's go Not gonna carry my girlfriend and we went to story park

And I brought this with me and I held it like this And you were gonna stab someone I was not gonna stab anyone guys But you wanted to but I told I remember he was like, hey, I'm joe and I was like you're the one that carried my girlfriend He's like, yeah, I was like you fucked up What did he say he was like what and like then my girlfriend and her friend like pulled me back I don't I want to make sure I give something very clear off. Yeah, I was not tough No by any definition 150 pounds soaking wet he will Fly off the handle for a second, but it's mostly for theatrics. Hold the fuck on

Slow the fuck down It takes a lot to get me really really really angry to the point where I'm like, you know, I'm gonna fight someone It's it's rarely happened. Right. But at that point With the beer and the picking up and the picking up forget it This was gonna be my weapon. Right and I kept it as a memory. That's so weird that you kept that It's I have the most random shit in here Is this just nails no it just sounds like nails Uh a picture of my 16th birthday at the lake

Hashtag daddy's Oreos. Is this me? I think you're in there Oh my god, do we all look so young I can't believe we were like A Chad, oh, I suppose grandma a Chad pettington watch You could throw that at me. Well, it's just Wow, this is crazy my uh My game boy memory card. Mm-hmm. I'm in the game cube memory card. Sorry My rosary beads What the fuck is that and my chains? Okay that chain you just stopped wearing like literally five months ago

That's true. It looks like what I probably did somewhere my belt buckle Yo Frankie loved that belt buckle dude the batman belt buckle. Yeah, I did. It was a good belt buckle Uh Card for my dead uncle Wait, what is that a medal of honor? Uh my a medal from my high school There's other stuff in here tiger balm You have 10 year old tiger balm in there 10 dude that's from like 2004. Oh boy Uh, remember I was saying this the hat that we made in pre-k pre-k. No, I don't remember that. It was a hat. Yeah, uh

And then you remember these Icons of the game. Oh my god dog tags my dog tag for my girlfriend in middle school All I wanted in my life was dog tags. I got one. I clearly and uh It was shit But I just like went through and was like I'm just gonna grab the most random shit that I can find Hopefully something funny will be in there dude This has been unbelievable Are we done? I get I mean I have like this one more paper where it's like

This is this is like, I don't know why I wrote this You want to talk about dark? This is also in sixth grade same fucking weird like monster mash font But it's like your last will and testament. Why are you so dark, dude? I'm not I didn't this is the thing It's like your last will and testament I know what it is extreme thought that is it is extreme thought that we Leave the following classmates these gifts in the last month of our school year. So like oh, we're gonna meet different classes. Um Dude, I some of these are like what the fuck tayana. I left her acting jobs Yikes, I guess she wanted to be an actress. Jesus christ. That was harsh chris a life other than video games

Just sund him. What the fuck is wrong with me? Get a life other than video games you fucking loser nerd Laura by the way, you played a lot of video games too. Yeah a lot So chris, I wrote a life other than video games literally the next one laura a cure for diabetes What is wrong with me dude fucking poor girl was suffering from diabetes and I was just like, yeah, I'll give you a cure Yeah, I'll give you a fake cure this fucking thing that you could take with you next year a cure wasn't real Uh now I'm signing another person Ruber, I don't remember him. Um a book of better homework excuses

Jesus Yikes adrian a lifetime supply of speedo swimwear trophies. What the fuck does that even mean? I guess this kid's adrian war speedos once Hiro laura I left him laura against the real idea. All right, katelyn aj. Okay, pablo diana now. I'm just playing matchmaker joey is the white fucking uh, you know Everyone knows where I was going. They knew exactly where I was going for us me um Virginia her own chinese restaurant. You guessed it. She's asian

Little racist, but hey, yep, uh me for myself. I wrote mrs. Gross as a teacher all day long This must have been mrs. Gross's class because I fucking hated her Did you want to fuck mrs. Gross? No, she She was not a good looking woman. Well, clearly someone say someone say she was gross. Yeah um Oh my god, ali I wrote no a motorized wheelchair You'd have been fucking out on joey. Just the fucking just so you're so nice

For jun D. I left way ting from the fourth floor boy asians with asians I guess you were really thinking out of the box Wow, I wrote jun D as a lifelong friend. There you go. They were they were buzzed. Yo jun D. By the way Fucking That's the hardest I've ever been punched in my life Really grade really sixth grade but two years later My friend was was getting into a fight and I was just trying to break it up and he came out of nowhere and

Socked me. Oh, so you you I mean Boy, yeah, I must have offended him quick the tables turn well clearly Yeah, was he the one you left the chinese store to? No, that was virginia. Gotcha. Yeah And then yeah, I was just setting people up, but You know sometimes sometimes things happen. Actually, this is my version of My sixth grade um thing that people can like leave you Like little things. There's a number on here

It says dear joey. I've gotten mad at you for the dumb things you have said about me and sean But I forgive you you have been a great friend the fuck Oh, rachel I used to call her sheffield because she was a yankee fan. He used to call her gary sheffield Real original dude. That's the fucking comedy. That's what I used to call her Joey Yo, this one kid chris wrote joey one day. I will beat you But for now, you're the best. Oh, I mean, at least you let you know. That's why he hasn't beaten me yet I'm not gonna worry about that. It's live. Look old to your shoulder. I need more reasons to more reasons to lose sleep

Jesus well, I mean clearly you're thinking about death all the time the kid kelvin who I thought said good luck in seventh grade Hope you have a good summer We'll have this phone number wait wait wait until I fuck you up next year wait until next time you piece of shit Oh my god Dear white cracky cracker There it is. Dear white cracker. Even though I have been bad You're a good friend And even if you and sam weren't together I will still give

attitude Andre. Oh, this was uh My sixth grade girlfriend. This was her best friend damn From hoping white cracker um, uh, adriana Ah, oh, yeah. All right. Yeah, I remember I remember her damn So I got one last thing. I don't know if we want to do we want to do this one more thing or I don't know. What are we at right now? I don't know you tell me hour six minutes

You tell me Do you want to end it on uh, me being fucking uh, racist? We always do Uh, yeah, I mean this was this was I guess this is not that uh Like interesting. What is it? Uh, it's my uh, my girlfriend at the time made me a like scrapbook And there's a long letter at the end of it. I don't know if I want to read it. I was just gonna say What?

There's a long letter. Maybe we'll read this offline, but like it's like half printed pictures. Oh my god It's very long. That's not the letter that those are the lyrics to hey there to lila Wait what she she printed out the lyrics to hey there to lila to multiple songs. Yeah, are you delilah? I guess so I guess I'm delilah There's also the classic, you know our names and then the google search. It means did you mean together forever? Oh, beautiful. Yeah. Oh, so you guys made scrapbooks. I didn't make a goddamn thing. Let's make that very clear the lyrics to our song the whole Like all of the lyrics. What song I've said low you by loyden and low wane. Oh, yes. There's some photos in there

Oh, yeah, there's definitely some photos Is that a drawing I saw? Oh with you uh, chris brown Yes, I need you boo. I gotta see you boo and the heart's all over the world tonight to the hearts all over the world tonight Uh, there's a aim conversations. Yeah Uh With another song in there. I'm checking it's so hot. I wonder if he knows he's on my radar and if I notice you You know, it's coming. I'm choosing you don't want to be losing you. You're on my radar when you walk

The fuck song is that radar by britney spears the fuck Is there anything that's not song lyrics in there? I guess not. So this is just a song book for you. Oh um This is cute though. What year was this? What what grade? I mean, it's like middle school. Uh high school, I think It's the kind of relationship where we have a secret handshake didn't She begs him to watch disney movies with her. Don't need to do much begging. Yeah, I like loves disney big disney guy Yeah, uh

While he begs her to watch a scary movie instead I do like I do like scary movies those as well. Uh, it's where they laugh and joke all the time But they're serious when the time is to be serious I don't know when when do you have to be serious and fucking it was neither of them It's where neither of them have to say I love you because they know it with all their hearts and they love each other Oh They're not together. No This is beckham. This is beckham

Beck made this last year What is the front? I'm very confused. It's where they can Wait, oh my god Uh What does it say? I don't know. It's just weird. It's not like it's just it was out of like I didn't expect to see this. It's where they can mess around on her couch And then she'll laugh at him when he tries not to look guilty in front of her dad What did you write that? I guess so

Was that was no that was not happening It's the kind of love that everyone dreams of I don't think so messing around in front of her dad Jesus Good for you. Yeah, I'm gonna read this to you after yo also like It's cool looking book, huh? Hershey's kissables. Yeah, I've never I don't think I've had them since then. They were good. They were okay. Come on too much Shell not enough. Well, you know, we had other stuff to talk about but we just like get blast from the past Don't give a fuck don't give a shit maybe next time. Yeah, I can't believe we've cried on this

I Legitimately I can get like the stuff that you have I probably have the same ones and I'll have to find them Do you have to if I have poems Frankie? I was probably like funny. Yeah, really funny. Yeah also kind of funny Yeah, oh my god, what a day Um, anyway, we got dinner tonight. Yeah, we have dinner tonight. Hey Uh, Frank, where can they find you? at Falbers eight zero eight five on twitter and The Frank Albers on twitch and instagram make sure you check out the patreon patreon.com slash the basement yard

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