The Basement Yard - #323 - Breaking Down The Worst Music Video Of All Time

Episode Date: December 6, 2021

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Welcome back to the basement yard. Can you stop? Can you stop? Can you stop? Alright, stop. Be an adult. Welcome back. For God's sakes.

I'm an adult boy. It's not even funny. Yeah, I think I was pretty good. No, it's not. I think I went a little too hot at the beginning. I should have waited for you to... You want to restart? Let's start it back up.

Pretend that you don't know what's going on. Hey, welcome back to the basement yard. Alright, let's see who can go the longest without laughing. I'm not gonna win. I'm not gonna win. You're already laughing. Okay. Hold on.

Okay, go. Did you see that? That was fucking a real showman, babe. Holy shit. Man, that one far, like, asked a question. February, right? You'll be 30 in February? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, okay. You'll be 30 in February. July. Yeah. Adults, welcome back. What's going on? How many kids do you have? Two.

Got it. Got ya. Still funny. It still hits. It's so weird. I go back and forth. Other tabs I have up here, by the way, Big Fatal Thing, and then something that we're gonna talk about, which is electric.

Don't... Why'd you Google Big Fatal? Why did you Google Big Fatal? Why not? Oh, God. Oh, man. It's good to be back. Oh, yeah.

Cool. So for you guys that know, no one knows. Just us. For those of you guys that don't know is what I was gonna say. What? We're... This is recording before Thanksgiving. Oh, yeah, yeah.

So this is the last time we're gonna see each other before Thanksgiving. So thanks. Yeah. You're welcome. Why is it called Thanksgiving? I don't know. I think people... Are we giving it?

I don't give anything to anyone. I... Well, we know. I think it's because, like, at the beginning, they were just like, yo, like, we'll give you this if you give us this. They were like, yo, give us food. We'll give you smallpox. Yeah, that's what they did.

That was an even exchange, apparently. Bingo-bango-bongo. Yeah. Isn't that, like, a real thing? Like, smallpox blankets or something? Yes, yes, yes. And you know where I learned that from? How do you put smallpox on a blanket?

That was the most sexual, like, cough. What do you want me to say? Everything I do is sexy. I don't know about all that. Well, no, it is. But you know what? Just for Thanksgiving this year, when people... Because everyone does it.

And there's actually more about it on our Patreon episode. But, like, when people go around, they're, like, saying what they're thankful for, just say you're welcome. Just start... Just be that person. Just don't be like, I'm thankful. Just be like, you're welcome. I'm thankful for my friend's family.

Next. Yeah. Does your family do something like that? Oh. Wait, like at dinner? They're like, everyone go around? We didn't do it this year. With my side of...

Normally, it was my side of the family. Because you know how my side of the family is. Oh, I know how your mom is, yeah. Yeah. And my dad every year would be like... Does he see a crier? My dad is a crier dog. A thankful-hooded kid?

Yeah. You ever see that SNL skit where they're like the cops at the... You know, the daughter's birthday and none of them can talk? That's how my dad... Oh, yeah. My dad is just like... Let me make sure this is out of the shot. My dad will just be like, thankful for you guys and...

Yeah, it's all we got. Yeah, yeah. You know, I'm just like, shit. You know, like, it was cute, like, the first, like, four times when I was like 12. My dad cries? Yeah. Now? Like, dad suck it up.

Figure it out. Yeah, I did. There's not more to cry about now. If anything, less. Right. You know, you don't care about us anymore. Right. So...

It's about the grandkids now. Exactly. And, you know, you don't cry for grandkids. Not yet. You're just like, oh. Yeah, you're like, I'm happy. Yeah. My uncle, we do Christmas Day at his house.

This guy gives us speech every year. He says the same things. Which uncle? My uncle Tommy. Okay. And he cries at the same part every single time. He's always like, it's always nice. This year he'll probably just be a mess because we couldn't do it last year because of Cobot.

Oh, yeah, the big guy. The big, you know, hello. But he always gives us speech. He's like, it's so nice. We're so honored to have... He doesn't even sound like that. I mean, we're so fucking honored to have you bastards. He's like, to have you guys here and, you know, mom and dad.

Because they're dead. Yeah, they're dead. Ben dead, by the way. Get over it. Yeah. Come on, uncle Tommy. No, but it's always funny. We always just like sit back.

I told you I saw one of your uncles not long ago. What? Who? I don't know if you want me to say their name. They're your uncle Mike. Where the hell did you see him? He was at a wedding and he was there. What?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was my cousin's wedding. Shout out. Did you say hello? Yeah, my mom. Did he know who you were? No. He did but didn't.

And I'll tell you why because my mom, you know, my uncle grew up with your uncle. Oh. In Astoria. Yeah. That's why he was there because it was my uncle's daughter, my cousin getting married. Got it. And I woke up to him and he was like, my mom was like, Mike is here. And I was like, oh, who the fuck is that?

Okay. No, and I knew who she was referencing. She's like, you gotta. And I was like, do I? Yeah. You know, and I went up and he was wearing like a Fred Flintstone tie or something stupid. Oh. Confirmed?

That's my uncle Mike. I mean, yo, this guy shows up. I won't talk too much shit because I also have a Fred Flintstone tie. But like, I wouldn't wear it to a wedding, man. This guy, I'm telling you right now, I hope he listens to the podcast. He doesn't. He probably doesn't. But he might catch a clip here and there.

Yeah. Stop reading. No, I'm not reading. Okay. I'm just like zoning out. Okay. You think I could talk and read at the same time? Like I'm not one of those people.

Yeah, you're not sure. But anyway, like sometimes we'll be at, I think one time my brother, when he was doing the thing, was like raising money and had this like dinner thing. And he showed up in like sandals and a bald eagle t-shirt. That's, sorry. Yeah. Don't you dare talk shit about that. That is incredible.

It was a bald eagle t-shirt? Yeah. It was, it was like a polo shirt kind of thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a bald, it wasn't. A bowling shirt. Definitely not a bald eagle shirt type of event. I mean, the more electric, the better.

You know, bald eagles now have just completely surpassed being patriotic. They're now just about being rock and roll. Yeah, I guess so. But yeah, he was like, ah, you're doing the videos of Joe? I'm like, yeah. One time he pulled. I don't hear from him. And I was like, okay.

He's like, tell him I said hi. I was like, you're his uncle. Tell him I said hi. David, you didn't even pass that along. When was this fucking wedding? Oh, it was months ago. It was like a month ago. Take it easy.

Okay. I mean, fun wedding now? I mean, you don't need me to say, tell you to talk to your uncle, talk to your fucking uncle, Joe. Yeah. I mean, he's big into Marvel. You guys would have had a long conversation. I probably should have.

He almost named his son Thor. That would have been cool and dumb, but I would have. I actually know someone whose middle name is Thor. Are they Viking? No, they were a potential NFL kicker. Nice. Didn't you almost name your daughter Thanos? Yeah.

Close. Real close. If it was a boy, possibly Thanos. Yeah. Daughter was almost Valkyrie. I kind of like that. I think it's awesome because think of everything you can do with it. Val.

Kyrie. Ri. That's it. Ri, Ri. I mean, think of all the cute, like Ruby. You have Ruru, Ruby-Doo, Scooby-Doo, Booby-Doo, little Booby-Ruby, like all the things like you can come up with. For Valkyrie, you can come up with a million things.

I guess so. I had Becca on board until we got like close to the naming part of like pregnancies and she was like, no. Yeah. She was like, I'm over that. She came out of it. She's like, you and your stupid superhero names. Well, yeah.

Tell her to take it. You take it easy for thinking she thinks that way. All right. Okay. I'm not saying that we've had a conversation about your stupid hero-stupid superhero-stupid hero names. But Becca is also one of those people that likes like traditional names. Like let's name our son, you know, like a-Frank or Joe.

Yeah. No, like Charlie or like, you know, like-Hey. Stupid names. We just named all the people in this room. Stupid names. Yeah. But you know, make them cool names now. Like there's a guy in SNL.

His name is Aristotle. Pretty bowler. I mean, that's a heavy name. I don't think so. Yeah, I do. What are you doing? Good. I had a good weekend because I went to my first gay bar.

Did you? Yeah. Welcome to the world of gay bars. All right. I've been a one. Yeah. He's gatekeeping gay bars. I am the gatekeeper.

The gatekeepers. Hey. It's a gatekeeper. No, but we went because we went to trivia-You went to trivia at a gay bar? No, no, no. It wasn't trivia at the gay bar. That's electric. I went to trivia at a different bar and then Pete, his new client, is that bar over here.

So he's like, oh, I have to stop by there. He's like, can you just drop me off there because I was driving. And then I was like, nah, I'll just, I'll go. And then I was driving Espo and Lynch too. And they were like, yeah, fuck it. We'll all go. I was like, all right, cool. What a time.

So I drove and I parked here and then we went to the gay bar and let me tell you something. I'm not, and this isn't stereotyping, but it is gay in there. Okay. Let's go, let's go like Anderson Fox. What's his name? The Silver Fox? Anderson Cooper? That's him.

Anderson Fox? What the fuck? Anderson Cooper to like, what's that guy's name? Elton John. Oh. Did you just forget Sir Elton's name? No. There was someone else I was going to name.

Nathan something. The, you know, the guy that played Timon in Nathan Lane. Oh, Birdcage. Birdcage. That's a great movie. Mouse Hunt. Wow. That's a good movie too.

That's a good movie. Yeah. The Birdcage honestly is probably in my top 20 movies, but it's near the end, but I really like that movie a lot. Oh, okay. All right. That's not what I would have like expected for you. I like the Birdcage a lot.

That's a good movie. Damn. He was born in Jersey City. Damn, what's up? You're not from Jersey City. I am now. Barely. All right.

So yeah, I walked into the gay bar and they had a drag queen host. Let me tell you something like this also, right? I would say that's not really like a gay bar that I would consider to be like a, that's a dive version of a gay bar. By the way, I have no idea. Yeah. But it was my- You've been a one.

Right. An only one. But like I've heard stories and seen stuff and whatever. I mean, I'll tell you some stuff I've seen from a gay bar. Right. So like some places are more like uppity with like music and dancing, whatever. This is more of like a divey kind of thing. Okay.

So it wasn't like the crowd was like, you know, going crazy. It was also Wednesday. But there was a drag queen host who was fucking hysterical. Oh yeah. And the bartender. So obviously they had a microphone and then the bartender also had a microphone. And they were just going back and forth. And they're both hilarious.

Genius. And it was just so funny. And then they were hosting like this game thing. It was like a, it was actually kind of like, I don't even know how the fuck it worked. But you like log in on your phone and there's a TV and then you like, it's like a- Yeah. It's like half trivia, half like other shit. Yeah.

They have that like Buffalo Wild Wings and shit like that. Stop it. They do. Oh my God. You didn't want to go before? No. Oh. I don't want to go either.

No. Okay. Yeah. That place has been around. I know a place you're referencing. I'm not going to say the name. But that place has been like the gay bar. Yeah.

I know. I always feel weird about going to a gay bar without at least one gay person. Yeah. Because I feel like- It's like the frat party. They're going to stop you at the door. Who do you know here? I feel like I'm appropriating a culture or something.

You absolutely are. I don't want to go in there and like be like, oh, and they're like, oh, we made these bars so you don't, you know, you've got your own bars. Yeah. Let us have this. Yeah. You know, so I, you know, Pete had a reason to be there. So I was like-

Because he's gay. No. Because, well, you know- It's possible. Anything is possible. Anything is possible. I mean, it's all, so it's early. Yeah.

But yeah. So we went and it was a lot of fun. Also had these like seltzers. They're called like a free plug. Like neutrals or something. Oh, I saw those. Yeah. They're mad good.

They're like, it's like a bear looking can. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've seen them- The fire. Really? Yeah.

You know, I'm not a seltzer boy. So I'm going to stay away. They're pretty good. Yeah. I mean, I think I've told a story on the podcast about my time going to a gay bar. And it was during college and it was like the most stereotypical, like what you see in movies and TV shows like that times fucking 20. Was it like a club atmosphere?

Yes. So it had like the bar section and then it had the dance, but like it was separated by like a partial wall. So like you couldn't like see the bar really that well when you were on the dance floor and vice versa. And like the lights were low, strobe lights, you know, great music fucking playing the bangers. Nice.

You know, this was the time during college where everyone was like, oh, we're just going to play like house music versions of cool songs where this was like, no, like you're getting the hits all the time. Call me maybe five times in a row. It was before call me maybe, but like I want to dance with somebody, you know, like it's rain men. Wow. Let's get loud.

Oh, these are gay anthems. These are like just forget about gay anthems. Anthems. Yeah. And it was like on the dance floor, fucking some of the most like legitimately one of the most fun nights I've ever had in my entire life because it was just fun. Like people were drinking, dancing. Like it wasn't to the point where like people are like, oh my God, like you're going to

get like aggressively hit on like that whole fucking myth about, you know, gay men being like hypersexual and like not understanding boundaries. No, I think not. The boundaries thing I'm not going to agree to, but I do think they're hypersexual. Well, they're just finally able to fucking, they lived in hiding for years because they thought they were going to get, you know, chained to a car and dragged. Well, yes, but I also just think they like fucking and second, not more than the normal person.

And that might be more than normal person to say you need to do that a necessity though. Well, not a courtesy, I would say. Well, I mean, the normal like look at any form of media is there's people fucking sucking and, and, and, you know, bucking in every version of everything. What's bucking? And when people that are, you know, there's some fucking representation of people that are gay doing that. Everyone's like they're hypersexual.

No, pretty, pretty, pretty probably the same as everybody else. No, dude, every gay person I've had conversations with when they're like on Grindr, they're like, I can go get a bludge right now. Wait a second. You've been on Grindr. No, I said, no, that's not what I'm saying. People who have Grindr. Oh yeah.

Yeah. They're, you know, I mean, they're a very outward and forward community. They like to let it all known. There was a someone that we knew that I don't know if they're, if they're transitioning now or if they're, I honestly don't know, you know, what their current situation is. But I remember they came from a Lady Gaga concert and I was like, oh, how was the concert? They were like a lot of sucking. And I was like, what?

This was a concert. That's far. A lot of sucking at a Lady Gaga concert apparently. Yeah. Lady Gaga was like the, she, she was like the gay president. Yeah. Basically. Yeah.

That's a great question. Lona's ex. Maybe. I feel like he's like Secdef. What the fuck does that mean? Secretary of Defense. Oh. Oh.

They're probably still Lady Gaga, honestly. Yeah. I would say a popular Lady Gaga. Well, she hasn't come out in a song in a while now. Popular gay celebrities. Let's look it up. Okay. They have a ranking.

Oh, Ellen. No, she's out. She's gone. Wait, Jody Foster's gay? She's been gay, dude. Panic room? Yeah. Wow.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's, he's not a good person, apparently. He like, beats his... NPH. Uh, you know, I'm not really saying definitely not Jim Parson. Big bang guy. Raven Simone. Raven Simone's gay?

I didn't know that. I mean, I did know that one. Whoa. Sarah Paulson's gay? Oh, yeah. She's, she's like with like a 70 year old woman. Dude. I'm just finding out all this.

You're not finding this out? Matt Baumer. Cynthia Nixon. Cynthia Nixon's gay? Yeah. Chris and Stuart knew that one. I mean, Adam Lambert, we know he's gay. Also, how about that guy, dude?

Dude, out of control. He's Freddie Mercury. Dude, I mean, listen, I, you know how I have about Queen, my favorite band of all time. He's got some pipes on him. He's got pipes. He's got it going. I would love to go to a Queen concert. Are they still touring?

Um, they actually just, no, I don't know. I can't speak to that. They may have wrapped it up. If you, if you get concert tickets to Queen and you don't bring me, literally so help me God, I'll be mad at you for an hour. Um, oh, Elliot Page. Yep. I don't know who's like the leader now.

Um, I'll have to speak to someone in the, whoa, the fucking prison break. I was gay. Oh yeah. Went for Miller. Ricky Martin, bro. That's my God. Look at, look at that. Honestly, if I were to, if I were to elect as, you know, that's my, someone not in the

community. Yeah. And I choose to lead that community. Yeah. That's what we do in our country. Ricky Martin. Ricky Martin's leader. Probably.

I did not know. Lily Tomlin was gay. Yeah. I don't even know what that is. I feel like the current gay, like the, like president is like Adele. She's not gay, but what the hell? She just, she leads. No.

I didn't know. Ezra Miller. I didn't know that. I think I knew that. Good for that. Oh. Ian McKellen, bro. Dude.

Listen, I'm not going gay for many people. Yeah. Ian McKellen. Gandalf. Come on. And he like is like, oh my God, I love him so much. Who Gandalf? I just love Ian McKellen.

He's, he's funny. Um, I don't know. There we go. Yeah. But, uh, good. I'm glad you, I'm glad you had your, your first experience in the gay bar. Oh, also. So like all jokes aside, I thought I'd been joking about it, but like it was, it was really,

I really thought it was a lot. It was really cool because the bar, like I said, the bartender and the, uh, the hosts were also like just really funny the entire time. And it was also like a chill vibe. Like imagine going to a, like a dive bar, but there was two comedy acts going on the entire time. Like it was, it was like that. And then I went to the bathroom and there was a mural on the wall with just legitimate

flying dicks. And I have a picture of it for you. That's kind of cool. Why, what's wrong with that? I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it. I hear, I hear the tenor of your voice and I know exactly what you're saying. I walk in and see a bunch of flying dick, Frank, caught me by surprise. I mean, look at all those dicks.

And there's a lot of representation with those dicks because there's uncircumcised, definitely. I see there's a chode right there in the bottom. There's a big fat one. There's a big, fat old thing. That's like droopy. You got a curved boy. Yeah.

Obviously leading the pack in the middle is just, just a regular, you know, a textbook, just big old Sasquatch. Yeah. Um, this is, this is great art. No, it reminds me of super bad. Yes. Yeah. Literally that's when he's drawn all those big, veiny triumphant bastards all over his

like ghostbusters, lunchbox and shit like that. Yeah. And it's a, oh, this one's got a huge balls. You see that they, they were like, thought of everything. Very inclusive dick drawing. Well, I mean, you know, that community tends to be more inclusive because they understand what it means to be, you know, ostracized. So Joey, I went to the bathroom, came out, drank a bunch of those seltzers, got the hiccups,

Irish exited and I was like, Venmo me. I can't breathe. Well, Joey move when I get, I can't breathe when that happens. I went to this, I went to the store actually and I got a bacon, egg and cheese at like two AM and ate it. I haven't done that in years. It was so good. Dude, a bacon, egg and cheese, literally the best time for bacon, egg and cheese is before

five AM and after eight PM. I'll go eight AM, eight AM to five and nine PM outside of that boundary that, that 901 to 459 or whatever other time I just said, 759. The fuck are you talking about? It's time for a bacon egg. You just confused me. So just say in the after when you're drunk hours. That's it.

I mean, well, Joey, yeah, you could be drunk anytime. Trust me. Yeah. Imagine. No, I wish. Remember the Patreon where we got drunk? Oh man. That was a problem.

We did a, what's that called? A power hour, which is like you take a shot of beer every minute for an hour and we did it for an hour and a half, I think. We did it for a while because like we missed some time in there, but go check it out, Patreon.com. By the end of that, we were having like weird conversations those days. Our drunk episodes, people love them, but like afterward you and I are just like, we need to review that. Yeah.

We should go through that with a fine tooth comb. Yeah. That was fun. We should do another one of those around Christmas. Oh, with eggnog. No. With the eggnog seltzers. No.

Ew. We have to try those. I'm not doing that. Okay. I will say this. We should do it with seltzers though. Because you get fucked up. I'm letting you know.

Yeah. I don't drink, period. So if I do a power hour, I will be hurt. Yeah. I don't drink seltzers. Right. But if I did a power hour with seltzers, I swear to God, you're losing every brand that has to deal with the shit.

So fucking help me, guy. That would be great. I mean, it's Patreon. What are they going to do? Hey, man. I don't know. But why? You think you're going to like say a bunch of offensive things?

Is that what you're saying? No, not offensive. Just like ridiculous. Off-color stuff. Like I'll say one right now. You ready? No. Okay.

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Joey, I'm not a man of God. But when I tell you I prayed for a new Kid Rock song, my prayers were answered. Post him dropping hard F-bombs, hard F-bombs, which, hey, don't do that. On a stage, no less. And then doubling down in his response. Yeah, and then talking in like third person or first person. What is the difference? I don't know that.

He like as Kid Rock referred to his real name as like the person. So it'll be like if my like alter ego was like, you know, I can't. What was the first thing that popped into your head? Please tell me. I'm just going to type it. I'm not going to say it. If I'm the factual one and that's my stage name and I'm just like yo like tweet from the factual one, Frank Alvarez is not happy with what you said.

What's third person? First person is saying like I, me, I, I, I. Third is like Frank. Yes. Like speaking about yourself as if you're not in the room. Yeah, like Joe is very upset. Yes, yes, yes, yes. And so he's also a pretty pretty staunch conservative.

I think he's been pretty outspoken for, well, Donald J. Trump. Yeah, but also, you know, the guy's been rocking Confederate flags before it was cool. I, well, yeah. Well, it was never cool. Let's be honest about that. At one point in certain areas, it was cool. Well, yeah. And I also would say that it is probably cool and you know when it was cool, like pre-Civil

War. Yeah. Right there. Yeah. Right there. And then it not cool sense. Well, then you lost. Well, not so cool.

Just big old losers. Yeah. I guess I'm going to wear my Giants jersey on Mondays when we get, well, I'm not going to wear it on Tuesday as we get blown out tonight by the fucking fucking ears. I guess I'm, I'm primed to wear a jet sweatshirt. I guess I'm primed to be a fucking super, you know, a Civil War reenactor or like appreciator. Yo, I would love to go to one of those things. You've been?

I went to World War II weekend, Joe. What the fuck is that? It was actually a really good, I have to say it's like art bozzled before. Look, I had a really good fucking time. It was in Reading, Pennsylvania at an air base. Yeah. And a part of it, what, first of all, I get there and I hear fire and I'm like, what? And they're shooting like World War II gun, like MP40s, fucking PPSHs.

Oh, World War II. Yes. I literally said World War II weekend. Yeah. You heard another war. Well, I was only thinking of like Civil War was like, and I get there. Well, yeah, the flout is stupid. That was the American Revolution where they were like, yo, we have to, we need to follow

behind our flute player into battle and it's like, dude, like, wait, we're not ready. Where's the guy with the drum? It's like, bro, just go shoot. If there's anyone to not lead you into battle as a person playing a flute, dude, you know it's so funny, like the most phallic besides like the oboe, you know, I don't even know what an oboe looks like. It's just like a, you know, like, it's what it does. Careful.

No, I'm thinking about this right now, right? So obviously back in the day, for whatever reason, they were like, here's how we go to war. We have a guy with a flute, a guy with a drum, so there's nice music going on. So they know that we're, and we're in bright red. Right. And then, and then you march in lines and you just go and you shoot and whatever, the people in the front died and like whatever.

I think it's a funny thing to think about the first time that someone's like, why don't we just like hide? Yeah. Why don't we duck? Guys, guys, here's an idea. And then the other side was probably like, whoa, what are you, this is not supposed to, you know, they're marching through. Check out, we're going to break the rules and we're going to break them.

Big flags in bright red and bright blue with the fucking beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. And they're like, oh shit, they're coming. Like, how does that like, like when you hear that, you're not like, it doesn't fucking like rain terror upon you. You know what I mean? Like play something like Rob Zombie or something. Yeah.

Like if something like the first people to come through would just like, you know, like that would be fucking badass. Or just like that screamo music is just like, and you're like, yo, fuck, everyone run. It's like Mad Max. You know what I'm saying? Like, I'm sick. The drummer has blood from his mouth and like blood coming out. But yeah, I went to World War II weekend and when I got there, I'm walking through.

Who side were you on? Did you fight March? Oh, first of all, I will say it was very jarring to look over and see a guy in a full Nazi get up like sitting on top, like just stoic sitting on top of a fucking tank. Damn, dude, you got to like, you need to ease into that. How do they draft for that? You know what I mean? Like how do you get hired as a, I'll be the Nazi.

I'd make a, I'll do it. I'd make a great watch how look at my face. I'm like, damn. Yeah. So it was like, good Nazi face. That's a Nazi-esque. Uh-oh. What?

I'm getting a phone call. That's all right. I'll silence it. So yeah, so I went and I was walking through and I was like, yo, like they were like actors like sitting and like cleaning their guns and like eating beans out of a can. And I'm like, yo, like they're like into it. I was like, buildings was like, wow, like they're really all of a sudden I'm walking through.

I'm wearing like a fucking like, like shorts and a t-shirt. Yeah. I hear, get down, get, get, get, get. I walked through accidentally, walked through the reenactment. So they're like throwing like fake grenades at each other and shooting like fucking like blank rounds and shit like that. It was an experience. Hey man, there's been some stuff in the news recently where blank rounds mistakes happen.

Yeah. Well, I thankfully at the time they didn't for me. Yeah. Uh, but so they were just like firing up and they're like super into it. Like you'll be like, Hey man, you guys did a great job and it was like, I need to get back to my old gal. She sent me this picture and say, you know, and uh, that's how they spoke. They were like super fucking into it.

It's like, and they were like kids doing it too. Children. Yeah. Like kids. They'll be like, you know, like little like news boys like, like read all about it like extra, extra. The time range is here. You know, they were fucking super into it, but it was an experience.

I like this song. Yeah. So when I told you about this, I said, don't fucking look into it. Don't watch. Don't listen. He just texted me. He's like, Kid Rock has a new song. Have you heard it?

And I was like, and then I, what did I say? He said, I never thought I'd get this text message. I was like, obviously I haven't heard it, but from the get go, it is just absolute just fucking electricity. Right. Unfortunately, we can't show the video or play the song, but we, well, we have the lyrics. We are going to watch the music video with the volume off and then Frank is going to read the lyrics to me.

Yes. So I mean, from the gate. Yeah. From the gate. The song is called, Don't Tell Me How To Live. So I'm going to say this. Go ahead. The guy gets on stage, drops a hard F bomb, then, you know, people are like, dude chill.

You have to assume that this was the next day he went into the studio and did this. Oh, no. So it's, it's featuring someone by the name of Monster Truck, which listen up. If you're going to, if you're going to do that and you're going to speak out and say some pretty homophobic slurs, don't have the next thing you do feature someone named Monster Truck. Also don't have the name Monster Truck. Not good for your brand or the marketing.

It sounds like the laziest joke that I could make about like some hick fucking guy. I'm, I'm pretty sure when making fun of country music, I've been saying like, oh, and the newest song or singer on the block, Monster Truck, like it's just too, it writes itself. But my understanding is this guy, Monster Truck, or vehicle made this song years ago and Kid Rock was like, yo, do you mind if I bless it with my own verses? Nice. And we got this. So this guy was, was not living by the rules that society puts like before it was cool.

Well, he doesn't want anyone to tell him how to live. I don't think anyone will. So I'm going to play the video as I'm reading to you. So I mean, first off, starts off, fuck all you hoes, Detroit till I die, motherfucker. Well, well, Detroit till he dies. Here's Kid Rock. I mean, our boy just in front of a bunch of TVs. And I'm not going to say, wait, if you backed up a little bit, I think I just saw Joy Bayhars

head. I did see Joy Bayhars head. Joy Bayhars, co-host of the view. Yeah. Right there. Yeah. I mean, pretty, pretty clear what he feels about that show. And then look at that.

Oh, that's a video of him saying the F bomb. Right. Yeah. So we know what this is about. Well, we can already. So here we go, just comes right in. There's our boy Kid Rock. I mean, and he's, he's, he's in full Kid Rock fashion too.

Yeah. A Detroit bad boy shirt. That's a good shirt though. Stupid hat. Yeah. Those hats really. Uh, fur coat and the man to his right introducing monster truck. Monster truck.

Uh, just, you know, beard, exactly what you would expect someone a monster truck to look like. Cowboy hat. Long beard. Um, Oh my God. There's a child with a trophy that says most likely to not give a fuck. Yeah.

Is that for the child? Uh, I would assume so. Uh, so the lyrics here. Punch that kid. Moon Shine zipper straight slipping into darkness far from harmless. I'm more like the sharpest tool in the shed. No, I haven't been the smartest could have told you that I, you know what? So far it's a good song.

I have to admit I'm on board. Like he's not wrong. I think that he does sip moonshine. He does look like he does. Absolutely is not the smartest. He's slipping into darkness. Well, make no mistake. Been there.

Been there. Well, you know, if everyone slips into darkness every so often, make no mistake. I hit the fucking hardest devil without a cause. You heard me screaming and 20 years later, bitch, I still fucking mean it. He's been around. He had a devil without a cause. That was his old album. Well, I didn't know that.

I think there's, there's, uh, oh, there's a monster truck. You know what? Monster truck looks like who's the guy who's in Stranger Things Harbor Harbor absolutely does not. Kind of does. I'm going to pull out some just old fucking, you know, old, uh, show for everyone. There's a guy from Viva LaBam called Ray Keon. That's exactly who this guy looks like.

Just gross. What is you referencing Viva LaBam recently? Listen up, man. He was a time of my life. Are you watching that at home? Time of my life that I'd love to have back. There he is. That's not Harbor, dude.

That's not. That's monster truck. Well, yes. That is. Pentagram on his shirt. For some reason, he doesn't like Omaha. Wait, does that say, what is that? Oh, that's Omaha crossed out.

In a pentagram. This guy's got some beef with Omaha. And just playing guitar. Wait, where is Omaha, Nebraska? Don't ask me where that is. Weird. Yeah, that's over there. So moving on.

Yeah. Motherfucker. You ain't never met a motherfucker like this. Kiss my ass and you could suck a dick sideways. Yeah. My way or the highway. Listen up. Ain't nothing changed here.

I still don't give a fuck. Okay. Now I'm getting, I get what he's saying. Like it's a little easy to understand his thought process here. How do you suck a dick sideways? You either turn sideways or you turn the person sideways. So, but he's telling me, I could suck a dick. You lay down.

I like that he's not telling me to do it. He's like, you can. It all depends on the perpendicularity. Like, are you going with your triangle? Yes. Are you going down? Are they going sideways? Vice versa.

It's a geometry lesson. I will say though, like I said, he's not saying, you know, suck a dick. He's saying, you can. You can. Which is nice. I mean, it's a little more progressive than I think Kid Rock would be. It's, you know, it's the option that, you know, is what people really enjoy. By the way, Jesus in a church, Jesus in a chain right behind him up high too, which

I mean, listen up. I mean, maybe it's not a chain that this, this, this reminds me of that scene in Hannibal where he has the guy strung. Yeah. Oh yeah. That might be what he's going for here. His artistic image is trying to be Hannibal Hannibal Hannibal stuff. Yes.

Let's get some more lyrics here. Uh, so what the fuck's up with all this backlash? You snowflakes. Here's a news flash. And then in comes monster truck ain't nobody going to tell me how to live. That's a solid so far so far. I get it. So far.

You know, you might not agree with the way he's saying it, but he's just saying like, hey, I'm being me. Yeah. So I kiss my ass. Oh man, it gets better. Yeah. Here we go. Years ago, we all thought it was a joke.

See that every kid got a motherfucking trophy. Oh my God. Go homie. Here's the situation. A nation of pussies is in our next generation. Damn. Now he's talking about, he's talking about me. He's offending me a little bit.

He's calling me a pussy. There's something in here that might, you know. I will say something. I will beat the brakes off of Kid Rock. Well, not apparently he hits the fucking hardest. Apparently not. I will beat the brakes off this old fuck. You can't really tell.

There are, there are. Look at that. Yeah. Kid Rock looks like an old fucking dog. He looks like a fart walks. What does that even mean? That's it. Yeah.

But I mean, I gotta admit the jacket I'm all about. It's a good jacket. Wait. Oh, did you see it? Yeah. Those were cowboy guns. Well, I've had those same guns for Halloween when I was like four. Those are pretty big guns, Joey.

Look at those things. Yeah. All black, eagle belt, which looks too close to the Nazi imagery, you know, like the Nazi like eagle that they had. They had, they had eagles. They had a bird on their, their stuff. I'm only familiar with the swastika. Yeah.

Um, so, you know, that's a nice red suit. That looks like it's made out of roll up, but now he comes in with leather. Yeah. Now he's got sherpa. Yeah. He's got a vest. He's got a sherpa vest and blue jeans. Those look like bellbombs.

Also, somehow America has evolved to this being what people think of when they think of rednecks, not like plaid and straw in their mouth. It's, it's Kid Rock. I don't know, man. Kid Rock. All right. Let's get to this, this other and these minions and their agendas. Every opinion has a millennial offended, but this amendment one, it rings true.

And if it don't descend bitch, then see number two. What does that even mean? Oh, he's saying the, it's my freedom of speech. You don't like it. See number two. Number two. Second amendment. I can bear arms.

Right. To bear arms. Yeah. Uh, and he does have bear arms in this video. He's wearing a sherpa vest like we said. He's got, he's got more like sloth arms. Uh, but look at those dance moves. My God.

Look at him go. Um, he's, you know, he's just saying, I just want to say a millennial offended though. Joey, that's you. I hate to say it. Me? You're, you're a millennial. I think he's talking about you, but you're way more sensitive than me. You're way more sensitive than me.

That's not true at all. You saw that Joey Bayhards back. Where? Where? There's the view. Oh, he had to blur it out. He had to opaque it a little bit. Honestly, that's not really, uh, you know, rock and roll of you.

Well, yeah. To put, you know, I'm the baddest motherfucker, but I'm putting a clip of the view. Blurred out. Blurred out. Yeah. It's like, dude, just say it. Just say their name, make a diss track. Yeah.

Honestly. And he just double middle finger too. Dude, if you were really hardcore, you would have a animated video of you peeing on Joey Bayhards. Oh yeah. I mean, that's the only way to do it. Right. Uh, I am here for the diss tracks from kid rock to Joey Bayhards and back.

Yo, if Joey Bayhards dropped some fire, letting you know, she wouldn't even have to make a fire. If Joey Bayhards dropped anything that even if it was bad, his life would be over. Uh, ain't, uh, ain't nothing new, right church, wrong pew, get a clue or prove your fake news and views can all kick the bottom of my motherfucking shoe. I'm the least of a few still screaming. Fuck you. Yeah.

I mean, he's kind of, he's not wrong. Yeah. Um, but he, I think, I think at this point it's just like, he's in a bar. With people drinking beer, colt, look at that colt 45 in a can. I will say this entire video is filled with that. I'm not like joking when I say this, I'm being dead serious and I've been in some grimy places. These are all things and people that would never ever like, I will say this whole video smells like cigarettes and like old pizza.

Yep. And I will tell you right now, someone that has drank colt 45 out of a can, it just brings with you a whole bunch of sadness. Nothing about this says like I want to go and let's, if we want to get technical, that guy's American flag is backwards on a shirt. It's supposed to be with the stars on the other side because the show's moving forward. I just want to put that out there. Is that true?

There's the trophies that he was talking about. Yeah. Yeah. As you could see, they're like graded, like they're like TV trophies. Right. Uh, and, uh, you know, back to kid rock, kid motherfucking rock. Yeah. Social media sucks.

That is one of the best. He's wearing a shirt that says social media sucks. Yeah. Dude, that is the whiniest thing I've ever seen ever. And he's doing it over, which is hysterical. That clip is unbelievable. It's incredible. When Trump got elected and that girl was just like, no.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. To me, I was like, chill. Yeah. But ain't pulling no punches there. Oh, that just says CNN. Just says CNN.

NBC. He's just going after all the networks. What did Lauren Michaels do to you? Yeah. Lauren Michaels. The White House. That's the White House. He's going after Sleepy Joe here.

Yeah. He's going to diss track to half of America. Yeah. I guess so. And if no one responds. The coolest part about this is that he really thinks that he's like, like really, like getting at people. Oh, he is.

Oh, but I'm, I know you're not getting, getting at. Yeah. You've not been added. I've not been gotten. You've not been gotten added. But there are other people. And listen, I need the most hyper liberal person to just respond with a diss track. I'm talking like Rosie O'Donnell.

And you have to do it with someone with a name that's like as liberally. Like tulip pussy. Yeah. Like something like, like it can't be monster truck. Like that's the equivalent. That's the equivalent of super right way. Yeah. It's got to be like, you know, cry baby.

I don't know. No, that's not it. I know. Snowflake something. Snowflake. The tulip snowflake or something. Yeah. Yeah.

Something like that. Tulips are real liberal flower. Yeah. Are they? What's like, what's a conservative flower? Something like thorns or something? Yeah. Daisy.

No. What? So white. Dainty one. Rocky. That's what it says. Oh, wow. Oh, wow.

What the fuck? I don't want to wear a lot of things. I need to bring overalls back. I would love to wear a pair of overalls and pull them off. Make it work. All right. Can we get to this last, this last bit here? I want to read some.

Well, there's, there's a part that, that I need you to see the guns. There he is. Um, you know, he's just still going through it on motorcycles on a ranch. I mean, you, you get, you get the imagery here. It's kid Rocky, but there is a part there's where he's saying, you know, to my boot, you know, lick my fucking shoe or whatever. Yeah. He said, kick my shoe.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, you can keep on reading. He said, kick the bottom of my shoe, whatever that means. Um, you never tell me shit. You never flip my script, but I'm more outrageous than a Vegas strip, dude, that sucks.

You're like Mayberry bitch. I'm hard and crisp. I'm hard and crisp. What's Mayberry? Let's Google that. Bro. What's hard and crisp? Mayberry, Mayberry, North Carolina.

That's a place, fictional community that was in the setting of the American television sitcoms. The Andy Griffith show. Oh, he's trying to say like you're soft. You're soft. Baby shit. Oh yeah. You're a happy neighborhood.

You're a Mayberry bitch. I'm hard and crisp. High risk hillbilly, but I'm filthy rich. I don't know about that being extremely true. He might be right. You're like Millie Vanilly kind of silly and shit. I'm like shotgun Willy smoking fillies and shit. I'm going to say this.

This is so corny, dude. I'm going to say this. Yeah. Millie Vanilly is a little silly. Oh, very silly. It's a silly name, right? Silly, silly, silly. When you hear Millie Vanilly, if you don't think of vanilla ice cream, oh my God, I

think of a very small vanilla ice cream. I'm like a little Millie, mini, mini, mini, mini Vanilla. Little mini Vanilla. Um, keep going. I'm like Reverend Ron or David Lee Roth, like Springsteen bitch. I'm the motherfucking boss. Springsteen also isn't he like well documented as like liberal. Super liberal.

James Dean shit. I'm more like Brad Pitt. You're not like any of this. What are you talking about? He looks like Brad Pitt. I'm not going to say it. Go on. A little less pretty, but I sling more dick, bro.

Now I got a fucking problem. No, that's a good line, Joey. He said James Dean shit. I'm more like Brad Pitt, a little less pretty, but I sling more dick, bro. I will literally bet every dollar I have that you don't sling more dick than Brad Pitt. How dare you? And I will bet both that I have to agree with that. I'm playing more riffs.

I slide through grass. I rip more lines than a 10 pound bass. Pass the mic. I'm like slow gen, slow gen fizz ain't nobody and ain't nobody ain't nobody going to tell me how to live. Uh, I mean, I, he's just, just saying like, yo, I do so much coke, dude. This is so like, he thought he did something with this. He really did.

I mean, he did. I have to admit. You know this is going to be the fucking graduation song for so many people in Alabama. Also, monster truck? Not really. I thought he'd be bigger. Uh, monster truck is not very big, but this is the part that I needed to show you because it is too electric to not show you.

So um, Ashley Emily Demon Camp is the news reporter here. That's her name. Yes. So just so everyone knows, the music video cuts to a breaking news segment. Yes. News live, Ashley Emily Demon Camp, uh, uh, and a demon kid rock it lifts off and it's a rocket in the middle of a forest. Oh my God.

This is fucking serious. Kid rock. Can I explain? Yeah. So like Frankie said, there's a breaking news segment segment in the middle of this and it's like, Oh, the kid rocket is taking off and then it shows a rocket lifting up and then it's him with black, black wings. Like he's a girl being the black swan on Halloween, sitting on top of a middle finger rocket,

middle finger rocket that is rocketing towards Mars when you're, and he's, you're, you're burying the lead. Joey, he's holding a bottle of Jim bean and shooting a gun. Yeah. If that is not the most, the funniest part about that is that they had to shoot that on green screen. So he was trying to act. Oh, now it's flying over the fucking, uh, what is this shit called again?

Yep. Yep. What is this called? I'm bugging Mount Rushmore. It's, it's flying over Mount Rushmore now. I'm thinking about him being in studio and being like, yeah, fuck the snowflakes. It's like you're riding a middle finger. I listen, I'm not, I'm not one to, I have to admit, I will say this too.

For a guy who is not very fond of the gaze, writing a finger, writing a finger to mars. Fucking gay kid rock. Fucking gay dude. Okay. I don't know what you think, but if you, you have a problem with gay people and you're riding a middle finger wearing winks like a Victoria secret angel. And he's writing it to the moon. To the moon.

To more, to more. To much further than. Tell me at that gay bar. You didn't hear one person said ride my finger to Mars, dude. No, it probably wasn't as gay as kid rock That is unbelievable. That's one of my this is hands down. There's two old men Having an arm wrestling match in this video. Yes. They are who directed this a seven-year-old There's also a pit bull in sunglasses wearing Oakley's. Yeah, that dog is so racist-looking. It's crazy There's a MAGA hat. There's got to be at least one in there. I mean, yeah Wait, why are they is now they're showing some discourse here the guys were fighting over money because men fight. Yeah, that's right

That's right. I forgot. I'm a millennial offended And men are just bare-chested in overalls, too He's now he's in space riding the middle finger. Well, no, it looks like he's actually he might it looks like he's like Just floating through space. His rocket might have malfunctioned. It may have ran out of gas. Yeah, may have you Was Say maybe and hey, but maybe You know, he's down the barrel of a shotgun. You see two of kid rock Kid rock. Oh now he's what the fuck is this? Yo, this has to be a joke

Nope Kid rock is one of those dudes who feel like yo just middle finger everything. It's gonna be awesome like this is cool I have to admit. Oh his dick was out there This is the that's the line about coke line about the lines This is hands down the most Incredible, oh wait, let's see who we got in the back. Is that Jeffrey Epstein where no that looks like That looks like the guy from spider-man 3 that says where's my rent? Do you know what I'm talking about? No, I don't but that's funny

You're typing and where's my rent you're gonna know exactly Holy shit, it does look like him Doesn't it? Yeah boy. Yeah, I don't know Just don't tell him how to live man. I Mean, oh, he's on Mars. He made it to Mars. Oh, he's on Mars over the rover found him on Mars and he's smoking and Sitting on Mars, and then that's it. That's it man Listen up. That was probably the shittiest fucking idea you ever had there. Whoa. Hold on You're gonna tell me that that is not one of the most

Iconic songs you've ever heard you're lying to yourself. I definitely want to listen to it Be honest. Is it like does it sound like good? Absolutely slaps. Yeah, it fucking fire Dude, he's like Like you sound like one biscuit well Kind of similar genre. Yeah, and by the way since we're in the realm of music. Guess what came out 20 years ago today creed Singing at the Thanksgiving Day game between the Cowboys and somebody else You've seen that right is there something special about it

It's creed. I know creed singing live Yeah, can you take me higher and someone on a trapeze thing going like that and Scott step like Like that. It's pretty cool. Yeah, but uh boy. I mean You already know that that is going to just be the most well supported Listen video of all time. He's kid rock. He does what he wants. Have you been by the way? Do you want it really quick? I need to show you this the comments on the video? Oh my god. Are they good? Oh? She's like yo, he's right This is the kid rock that I missed and needed back bad ass I love the lyrics

Thanks salty who's salty? I don't know is that his like truth He nailed it and put a bad-ass song to it our new anthem this guy says I say this to my parents all the time As much as we love your country. This is the music we all miss Salty army approved. Is he the salt army? I don't know salty. Yeah, I honestly have no idea man I just keep spreading the salt kid rock. I Don't know. I guess he's like the salt Bay goose bumps the best new song. I've heard in a long time Wow, yo kid rock just kicked down the door voice of the people. What are you talking about? This is exactly what this country needs at this point in history

This was awesome Dude, I mean what a time what a time to be alive. Oh Man, look at this. I almost choked laughing when I saw that the finger rocket stay true kid rock great song kid rock for Congress 2022 We all I would love to see our legion I would love to see kid rock hold office and like the first thing he would do No, there's just one comment kid rock is like 50 years old now, right? Yeah, dude, he looks it too This has the musical genius of a used car lot commercial

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and it all it said was a You know what I'm gonna find it because I don't want to fuck it up here. It is hi Kim Jong-un is a fan of your show. He wants to be on it Oh What yeah now that didn't come from a verified North Korean Instagram account or anything who did it come from? Something's no picture. No no picture that kind of makes it more believable. Yeah, honestly They're supporting their cause there a little bit. So Guys apparently Kim Jong-un big fan a pair man. Thanks. All right Kim

I don't know what to say. I don't want to say anything that can kill us real easy Well, not very easily pretty easily if we were there probably I mean, yeah We go there, but like he that that'll be his way of getting us. I'll be like this and I want to be on your show I'll fly you out Would you would you interview Kim Jong-un? I think there would be a language barrier. I I don't know I mean if Dennis Rodman can communicate with oh, yeah, they're boys. I gotta imagine that I can yeah You know, I'm a little smarter than Dennis Rodman. I think hey man not basketball wise. He probably has me beat I wouldn't say probably. Oh, yeah

But yeah, maybe he does he communicate with uh, you know, I Could you imagine? Oh, he won't come here. He can't I mean I also have no plans to go to North Korea Well, yeah, I don't think I want to I've heard so there was an episode of that show dark side of the ring Yeah Um, and there was an update one of the episodes is about a trip that wcw took to North Korea Doesn't sound like anywhere. I want to go man a lot of a lot of stuff They just said like they would like take too long in the bathroom and like the people would like kick down the door with ak's Like what are you doing in here?

Like yeah, take a big fat poop like well, you never know but like just just like weird weird shit and uh I would be too afraid Yeah, no and also like they were like walking the streets and people were like afraid of them because like their media tells them like America like eats children And like kills like innocent people. Do we do that? One of those two we do. Yeah, I know that Do we eat children? I don't think we eat kids of like human kids. I mean do we like probably there's like real

Baby cows. Oh, yeah, that's fucked up a man. I love the peeps. It's your baby chickens. That's fake You know, uh, we eggs We're taking their young. I'm talking about like real children. No. Yeah. No, no, no We just like there was like there's like a Kidnap them or whatever. There's a lot of kidnapping. Yeah kidnapping is a real thing, but um I don't I don't I don't think I mean listen if if if you're really a fan of the show Are you talking to kim? Yes send like a gift

Just like something that you think would be like Something good. I don't want anything. You don't want anything. I don't know Bro, I would have jangun sense Un or ill. I don't want to be offensive. Um, okay. Uh ill was his father. I think Um, I don't know man. I I'm not familiar with the family tree. Um, just like send like a Lamborghini. Also Also, uh I'm thinking like this, right? So like, I mean, let's be honest. There's a 99 chance. This isn't real Always one percent one percent, but I will say this

Yeah, it's so funny To imagine that someone's sitting in their house like Let's see if we can trick these guys With kim jong- it's equally as funny For kim jong-un to be sitting watching us in the in his quarters. Yeah, and just like being like They're right. This is hilarious. They're right. American Thanksgiving. Yeah, you know Just like he's like that is equally as funny as someone being like we're gonna fuck with them Honestly, probably more funny. Yeah, maybe so I I kind of have to say like I take the this is being real because

I think it's real only because it's really like it's difficult to come up with that person So random there could be so many other people that you could choose There's also the possibility that like because my understanding is like internet access in north korea is very Very strict. Someone like risked their life to tell us this. Well, no, it could just be someone from from the block I know what I'm saying though is like the idea that like someone in north korea was just like Like the door is getting like knocked down and like tear gas is coming through It's like I need to tell the boys for the basement yard Yeah, yeah, I think I think that kim could probably get in touch with us if you wanted to

Realistically probably but like there's no like verified way Like I don't think kim jong-un has a verified account on anything, right? I mean maybe like 8chan, but just tweet me or something Just like yo big fan. What were they bro? Can you imagine I got a tweet and it was it was from kim jong-un? He was just like oh, oh charlie stop charlie. What do you stop charlie? Wow, that was really good Really? I saw that going down Why don't you just walk in between cameras just to turn around just to turn around and sit here again

You're just trying to set buddy sit down um but Sorry, I saw that going down. Oh That's my payment Um, but uh, I don't even know what I was saying fuck Kim jong-un kim jong-un kim jong-un kim jong-un you gotta tweet from him Oh, if I got a tweet from him. He was just like, yo, love the stuff, you know big fan

I Like how every like person on social media that like has clout speaks to each other like yo Keep it up. Keep up the grind. You're doing great. Let's get hashtag. Let's link up soon Let's link up soon like if Kim Jong-un hit me. It was just like yo, let's link up soon. Oh one. I Like I don't know and then two You would have you'd have sleepy jubbiden calling you up being like, let's stop. Yeah Yeah, I think a lot of people would hit me. I would get like, you know, you're I don't want to be a part of this I really hope that he doesn't oh man the American diplomat, you know

American diplomat to the relations of North Korea Joe Sanagato Can you imagine like you I just want to come on your show talk about poopy pee It's like at the end you'd be like we had a really beneficial meeting with Kim Jong-un We've talked about the state of our current world. We played a five-minute clip of farting and That's all bow. Yeah, but just bow bow and just walk away What do you think Kim Jong-un would be good on the show? No, if there was like a historical figure that we could like interview like dead or alive Joey, yeah, I would interview so many people you'll get able to get in here dude. That'd be too cool though. He'd be like I

No, no, I want to talk to a dog I would I that would be cool to talk to him But like what does he get to come and talk to us about his hats He's gonna talk about how back then he fought for more of a centralized, you know government. Don't let me start I'm gonna say this people are gonna get upset. Yeah, you know, it would be awesome on the show Good old D. DJ T Donald J. Trump would be iconic on the show and he would not even give a shit Yeah, he probably he's probably the most entertaining president

I would say I would love to ask him if I could just ask him questions and let him just go like off would be great I mean, I don't think you'll have to do much a lot of time. I'll just be like bro. Why like what's up? Why you're like The gaze yeah, like it's like, oh my god, how do we get there that quick? No, what is this dog doing? But Donald Trump would be iconic on the show, you know it I would want to talk to like like I don't know like Thomas Jefferson or something and be like, yo What's with all this stuff bro? Yeah, just like call him out I also would love to be like like if George Washington showed up or one of those guys and I just be like, bro What are you wearing? You know I'm saying like we don't wear shit. We don't wear that shit no more

You know I'm saying like you you look weird. Yeah, you got too many layers. I'm with chill out I'm with you on that one. I think I would give him like a like a jacket I would think like someone that like was like super like they thought like you're like, oh my god There's so much beauty in the world and she'd be like, yo, we got to tell you some stuff Yeah, yeah, like someone likes like Mother Teresa have her come on the show and it's be like, oh boy, uh You meant well didn't do well wait what well, I think she did okay Mother Teresa, she was like the nicest lady ever wasn't she well

I think that was like what they use now is like the like the but my understanding is there might have been some stuff in there That was like, oh, I didn't know about that great. Don't don't quote me on it. I'm just saying it's possible. Okay Yeah, I wasn't quoting you on any of this too. Well, you know, don't don't do as you do We just broke down the new kid rock song. This is not the show for that I think it might be the show for it could be We're just gonna say it like it's real though as we do everything. Yeah, I mean, that's that's our that's our gimmick Joe Yeah, you know Here we are

You know We'd like to ask him Kurt Cobain Have him on the show. That'd be a downer. That'd be a real sad one. He's it. Yeah Freddie Mercury That'd be fun, dude Have him take us to a gateboard. Oh my god. Well, it'd be his house. Yeah That may be a lot for me. Yeah, that's probably not why I want to start throwing you to the wolves Yeah, I would definitely need I mean not me either. Why are you saying it like I'd be cool with her Oh, you said it like you're like, no, you wouldn't be good making yourself up. Hey, man, you're fine

Anyway, I think you could wrap up dude, we could it's a fun episode. Listen, I mean, it'll come out after Thanksgiving I don't know why you said that like a Canadian episode. Yeah, it's like it was a fun episode If Alvars age or eight five on Twitter be Frank Alvars on Instagram and and then I Mean for us. Yeah, happy Thanksgiving for you guys. Happy Cyber Monday. What is it Cyber Monday? Cyber Monday because they're patrons Go buy some stuff patrons patreon.com slash a basement yard. Go check it out You get this weekly episode a week in advance So you're seeing this Cyber Monday not when people go online and ask ASL and you know say like oh, I'm touching my peepee hole

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