The Basement Yard - #325 - Slapping The Baby At The Baptism

Episode Date: December 20, 2021

Frank & Joe break down a wild video they found on TikTok of a WILD priest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

That's why what do they call it light-skinned face I don't that's not though I know people are like yeah I said as soon as I wound up to say welcome to the basement yard Frankie just like this welcome back to the basement I think that's what it's called light-skinned face yeah but it's not that what is it then it's kind of like it's like you're looking at it oh like oh squinty oh yeah but not like I think I think the tongue adds an extra like sexiness to it like no you don't think so you got a pointy sucker over there I do have a pointy little suck bitch yeah it uh it's it it's very strong do you have a strong tongue well I think I believe it's the strongest bone uh ratio yeah for ratio because like yo there's something stuck in my tooth if my

tongue gets a hold of it it'll knock my fucking tooth out probably that thing is strong as shit I've knocked out teeth back in the day yeah your own yeah with your tongue have you wait hold on well like when they're loose yeah when they're loose I get under it I just like a you know when your tooth is loose when you're a kid and you just go and it just like oh no you ever did that no what no no no every single one of my teeth really every single one did you ever did you do the classic tie a fucking thing around it and slam a door I want to say I have yeah have you done that I think I tried it but like was super not about it my dad once tied a string around and he ripped it out I think I just like I remember when I would have loose teeth and I've lost some

teeth in weird wild ways I would like just like put like like my the first time I ever lost was because my brother hit me over the head with a steel chair legit story were you in a fucking we were in a cage match yeah yeah we were he was triple H so I was wait were you supposed to lose this tooth or no no it was like perfectly normal oh normal tooth bang out normal tooth got fucking ripped out how did we were wrestling in my living room and I remember I remember is dude hit you with a steel chair oh legit like god he legit hit me with a steel chair fucking bonk over the top of your head over the top of my head and one of those like when you get hit with something you'd like yeah you know it should popped out what I forgot which one but one of them just was just like

I'm done did the match continue well uh after the tooth came out I like cleaned it up a little bit and then the match never stopped the match went on for like seven years really oh yeah we had matches fucking bro I swear to god dude my tooth comes out we gotta pause no I there was once my brother hit me with the spine of a book it made my nose bleed uh he uh I once punched him so hard in the dick and balls that it was like they disappeared and I like just punched his skin I think I remember vaguely you telling me yeah yeah yeah Keith one time chased me out of my house and pushed me into a concrete wall and the top slab just fell off what into our neighbor's yard oh the the next door they had the bricks on the wall yeah knocked over the bricks wow and then

we both looked at each other like we're in deep trouble bad boys yeah yeah no if someone would have recorded the wrestling matches we had when we were kids I swear to god people would be like yo they have something I don't know if they would have said all that they did they would I mean they definitely would have absolutely wait how else did you lose teeth you said you lost them in weird ways yeah so I lost that one like that I lost another one by um biting into a bagel and I looked and it was lodged in the bagel I feel like I've definitely done that I mean I think like that helps but like I remember taking at looking at the bagel and being like you know that's my tooth and it'd be like blood in my mouth you want to know something super weird you remember in my basement

there used to be wooden shelves on all the walls yes the wood was like soft it was like soft wood and for some reason sometimes I would just like here we go oh yes welcome back there'd be a pole like this and I would turn sideways and you'd bite the fuck out and I'd bite it and I'd just go oh it's all right dude like it was a beaver bro I say eat wood I can't tell you how many times in my life I actively stared at pieces of chalk and wanted a chew on it chalk yeah I don't know why like I want to chew on things I've never gotten into chalk I I mean I never got into it either well you almost did but like I remember being like it was so satisfying when we'd go into that little closet with the fucking the the the eraser brush yeah you know and I'd be like dude I can

eat the fuck out of some chalk you know I never did bro you know what I just remembered that was like fire what this was like the peak of techno not I mean probably not but like fucking sick I can almost guarantee not the peak of technology yeah but do you remember back in the day where like you know usually teachers they go up to the board they get a little bang bang bang what a piece of chalk but then some bitches would pull out that motherfucking like that motherfucker like transformer you put a couple of pieces of chalk and you go three lines at once I was like bro they had something that'd be like four lines because they'd be that's when they were like teaching cursive yeah I'd be like yo big s little s in the lines yeah figure at the and I was like yo how are we gonna do that

and this bitch pulls out and then she started making lines yeah man god damn I always I I remember everyone at the end of the class like at the end of the day fighting to clean the board with do they even sell giant ass fucking sponges anymore the way they used to bro I don't think that they have chalkboards because well yeah because of asthma because I'm saying well no I don't think that's why not because kids can't breathe now I don't think that's it I think it's just because I mean either but I think it's just like they're like oh what's the next step of teaching it's no longer having chalkboards and just like whiteboards I guess which also do you remember when people shocker everything's better when it's white do you remember when uh they would introduce

into like the newer classrooms like that electric but like a like a screen and you'd have to go over and press the corners yes and then it'd be like okay now the screen works yeah you press the corn crazy they had like just like markers on the bottom but they had colors on them but like they wouldn't write on it but like on the screen it looked like it wrote so fire that shit was super sick hell yeah I had to give a presentation once with that like projector where it's like light and you put like a like a thing oh yeah yeah it was about like rocks and shit oh I had a teacher my seventh grade math teacher he would do work on there and to like erase it he would lick his thumb and go like this so you'd be looking at the wall and you would just see streaks of his spit

ew freak he's fucking disgusting for his name say his name mr powers piece of fucking ass weirdo bitch he's not listening no I mean if he is hey do you know how many people we would like I would still do this if the show got like 10 million views in episode oh I would still be like yo mr powers yeah you find us I would I would hope so I would hope you get a letter be like yo stop saying my name stop saying my name I mean I I reach out to I reach out to Demir did you yeah didn't answer nice didn't answer how'd you reach out pigeon send him a letter pigeon no ain't fucking facebook oh I got him on facebook he is just chilling over there yeah doesn't use it much apparently message him just saying yo you got instagram and if he says yes I'll get it I'll send him that clip

because we were we were dropping his name heavy yeah we were we were like no one's fucking safe from the basement boys first first and last all the time oh you gotta do it except actually no especially when you tell me not to say name yeah and then it was the first last middle social address yeah exactly you got the whole goddamn thing it's all right if you knew us at one point in our lives your first and last are getting dropped on here heavy dog yeah probably you know but it's all right it is what happened people will find you you know what I remember the other day and I was thinking about this because I went to uh where are you with uh anteans uh pretzels thumbs up anteannies yeah fucking great good okay good I wanted to make sure who the fuck doesn't like

anteannies there's some freaks out there I'm sure that are just like yo they're fucking gross they're incredible okay a soft giant pretzel covered in salt and butter yeah hello or I sometimes I get to fucking cinnamon fucking pretzel miles and let me tell you right fucking now go ahead throw it on there's a bar right here river crest they sell a cinnamon pretzel and the will kill you quick but it's mad good big time bad for you oh my god I mean it's cinnamon sugar like I mean it could be worse you know it could be like a deep fried one let me say something by the way go ahead I want you to say it they opened up an iHOP over here I am disgusted by that company where the fuck is it I'm 31st bro where across where the next little library there's a giant iHOP

the paint shop it was the paint shop paint shop it was an old paint store what what are you it was like it was an old paint store is that what it was like it was like a like a mandy's don't tell me it's where the blockbuster used to be Joey yeah dude they are disgracing blockbuster secret ground with an iHOP with an iHOP and my sister went the other day and on the mention she took a video of my nephew and she's like oh what do you want he was like pointing at stuff and he pointed at this thing bro they sell pancakes in that place this I don't know how this is legal shocker they sell pancakes they sell pancakes in that place that have blue icing and then marshmallows on it what first of all who's eating that at what time is that appropriate

listen I am gonna say if you want breakfast you want to eat out breakfast food local diner don't go to fucking iHOP waffle house uh denny's they're they're disgusting period done end of story I don't care what you say but that kind of sounds delicious bro I mean it's gonna kill you how I'm I'm I'm honestly shocked I'm shocked that they are allowed to sell that do you remember when people flipped out because they they changed the p2b and it was international house of burgers for like a week yeah I was just kidding just kidding marketing scheme it's like we're still not going like no one cares literally I have never like you know how pancakes pretty easy to make you know pretty easy they must put laxatives in it because any and every time I've been to an iHOP my body instantly

turns into just a fucking old faithful there's something about the air in there too because when I I was dating this girl who lives in New Jersey and I drove all the way there for her drove for her yeah not for me oh she doesn't live where you live so if I just start fucking jerking you off you'll come hang out with me more maybe a little more yeah all right that makes sense that kind of lines up that's what happened to you you moved to Jersey because of that well hold on I love you know baby whatever um houses uh no but I went and and uh I think like her one of her like grandparent had just passed away so I was like oh I feel like I should go so I went and she was like you want to go first thing hilarious

she was like do you want to go to like iHOP or something I was like yeah sure I was like where is it she's like oh it's like right over here I drove for 30 minutes I was like right over here does not mean no no no in Jersey in Jersey right over here means more it's like exit miles yeah so we get well because you can get 30 miles in 30 minutes in Jersey over here 30 miles will take you four and a half hours bro literally as soon as she said iHOP my stomach went right so we get in the car and on the way there I'm like either I'm going to shit or I'm going to throw up either way something's coming out both we sit in the booth and I'm I'm like I'm gonna throw up like I think I'm going to throw up so I go um I just gotta go to the

bathroom and I go to the bathroom and I'm just staring at the toilet like go ahead just like just do it you know you have that go first bitch yeah hit me first literally it's like that when you feel you're gonna throw up you just start the toilet like fucking I'll do it you know like I'm waiting yeah but I just I for whatever reason I was like yo I'm I and I couldn't leave because I'm like I'm gonna throw up like I'm just standing here like I'm gonna throw up I'm in and I hop my body knows it it no and I didn't need anything because then I was I'm not gonna fuck with it no don't I didn't end up throwing up I did fart a tiny bit and then my body was like yo you good for now so then I went back to the table but I'm not gonna like give you a patch like we'll give you a

couple minutes maybe 13 minutes I was in there by the way so she was like what the fuck what's the amount of time if you're with a you know potential suitor or a partner what's the amount of time that's like we know something's going on in the bathroom I think it's anything more than like seven minutes seven bro way less than way I would say I would say for boy it's like there's if you're out P like if you were talking about like in an apartment bro you have three minutes dude really you're talking about we gotta get a shit out in P time so if I had if I'm at a girls house for the first time and I know like yo I gotta do I gotta fucking shit so I will hold it to the very last second back I think um you're gonna get to the point where it's like it's it's basically almost there so

you go in it's like chup chup dude I go in there pop pop pop and then I get the fuck out of there in P time fire off a couple rounds in P time yeah very smart so you come out and like oh it was pretty quick he must have peed very fire and off in there well you know I mean I don't think I pee as quick as when I'm at the movies bro and I'm at the movies you're forcing it out not even no not even I just I drink I wait so long to the point where you're saying where it's like basically if I like sneeze wrong I'm pissing my pants right where I'll just you know I'm in and out of that bathroom like 18 seconds flat you know a couple seconds of washing your hands cool COVID but right uh but yeah I would say at you know you gotta be careful but the reason I brought up the pretzels

is because I was thinking the other day and I was like bro anti-annies is good but the best pretzel I've ever had in my life was cold wrinkly and sopping wet yeah that I used to buy in an elementary hell yeah bro they would build that thing out like it was like gold bars bro our lunch lady miss one of them because we had mad lunch ladies miss Vinnie miss Rodriguez miss Lynch miss mccall if something I don't think that was no but yeah she got married and changed her name I forgot her name it was miss Vinnie's daughter I think oh miss Amanda yes but hurt yes yeah yeah miss Amanda I remember because we don't even know miss RG miss RG miss litch miss Lena that's a that's a that's a what miss it was miss Valentina she I called her Lena because she was

my grandma's friend I could do it she lives on your block right two houses down yeah dead very I think you know what crazy though her husband might not be whoa last I heard he was like 93 still riding his bike living the dream at what point if you're an older couple right and one of you passes away at what point after the death you're still alive is it kind of disrespectful and people start to feel like did you really care because usually it's I think I think when you're a certain age yeah and you're really old and your significant other pass passes away it's kind of like you know uh it's it's kind of it would be rude not to pass away within 10 years I agree yeah I agree I think like if if if you're both over the age of 85 and one of you guys goes yeah and you can't

turn 98 bro not bro and even like I'll even go one step further if you have great grandkids you don't need any more than that guys you start considering you know yeah it's house money it's house money exactly your play with house money uh but yeah I would say respectful over 85 one of you goes you get five six years tops yeah then you could start just like just you know like walking in traffic you know just like things that are just like careless I just because you know like when both 85 right one goes down and then you're like and then you go yo it's only a matter of time you know I'm saying a broken heart the whole routines messed up one of them's one the other one's going down too but then they live to be another like another 15 years and you're like yo did you really

care about your wife you don't care that much you're you're having way too much fun now that they're gone come on like everyone will do that like yeah you know you know and it's like you do but like you've been around way too long to like actually miss the show you live through another presidency I don't I don't know that you can do that at least one yeah two I would say you know what that's a good point I would say after your if you're like over 85 two presidents after your spouse goes I'm not even saying that I'm saying one and a half presidency terms okay whether it's six years max yeah you know and you better hope that one doesn't get impeached because then you only have another yeah then it goes by the president it does not by the time it's not by the time it's

literally president because if you're if you've lived to see like more than 25 presidents right time to go yeah and then usually like because it's it's which I don't think that's even in a way it's nice you hear about old people one from goes down and the other one is like they die a couple years later it's like oh she died of a broken heart so yeah that's beautiful that's beautiful but on the opposite side I got that heart wasn't that broken you know they stayed around and they were like pretty happy but if they're young makes sense let them hang out a little bit this is a great bit yeah well you know it's not a bit it's how we actually feel I do feel that way boy I'm not gonna lie I'm not saying they should die I'm just saying at a certain point I don't know if they do right

it's way cuter it's like it'll be cuter if you would just die just go just go go for the do it you know how they say do it for the story die for the story come on just do it die for love exactly bro I don't think your wife's spear look at that like bro you're still down there bro if I don't if I'm 85 and Becca's 98 I'm telling you right now she's not that I'm telling you right now if she goes I'll be like yo like I have to like for love for yeah I wouldn't be able to I'd have to go because I'd be like you I miss her too much yeah but if I got to the point where it was like yo she went I'd be like new life right if you're in your 60s live as long as you want no one's asking to do it no even 70s seven I'm saying 85 and plus yeah I'm saying like yeah 85 and plus

you someone goes down and then you live to be 96 I'm gonna just start asking questions yeah I'll wonder about how much in love you were you know how in love you were with that person it's a curiosity but boy those fucking pretzels yeah those pretzels bro they miss Lynch is she dead she's gotta be yeah I think she went down yeah I think she did though I think you gotta stop saying it went down she would wheel out this just fucking cart yeah with a box on it an unmarked unmarked cardboard box open it up soaking wet pretzies ice cold pretzels covered in just big ass chunks of salt big chunks bro like basically like a rock salt that you put in your driveway right fucking 50 cents babe no no bro there were two bucks they were not two bucks when we were kids there were 50 cents

I don't know about yeah because I remember my grandmother once gave me a half dollar what is she a pirate apparently she was in your shilling she gave me one time my grandmother gave me two shillings I walked over flipped the fucking doubloon at miss Lynch and I tore that pretzel to shreds dude and then I drank my ecto heisei my ecto cooler heisei what the fuck it was ecto you don't remember the heisei ecto cooler the one with the little green ghostbusters ghost on it I do now whoa wow that's you have a weird crazy memory bro I have so many memories you know it's crazy one time I remember you might be right about the 50 cent thing because I know I'm right I do I don't know why this stands out and I feel like I have said this before but I vividly

for some reason remember it being pretzel day pretzel day are you going back to when you were a kid my voice is going back way back um and rajah classic uh rajah yeah yeah first to last first to last she uh it's funny how we remember every single person every single person uh and she gave miss lynch a two dollar bill and then she was like and she and then uh miss lynch was actually feeling good that day I guess and she like was like hey who gave me this like whatever and then she gave her the two dollar bill and she like made change somehow because she's like keep the two dollar billers yeah that's that's a piece of history man I mean is it I still have a two dollar bill somewhere in the house I think I gave it a miles and he hasn't like in his room is good

also do you see a penny on the floor go oh lucky penny well everyone does that you know what was it from what movie was it from where it was like penny on the floor and it's heads up all day long you'll have good luck you never heard of that yeah yeah yeah um I I don't care for pennies quite frankly if it's coins bro bro a quarter I'm picking that son of a bitch up quarters I don't know what it is it's still valuable to me I mean it's a quarter of a dollar but like dimes nickels pennies stay on the floor you freak uh yeah I'm not you stopping to pick up a nickel bro there are people out there that collect coins and stamps just think about that yo by the way now that we're talking about stamps we're not gonna talk about stamps I don't I don't think we are I'm not gonna

talk about okay okay stamps like I'm so lovely sponsored yeah they're good friends I'm looking over here I'm like no all I was gonna say use stamps.com don't collect from no no that's not what I was gonna say okay but I was gonna say I mean collecting anything I mean you're a collector I am I personally don't have any of that you collect money right yeah I was gonna say I I think that it is strange that we still use stamps I was like you want to send mail put a sticker on it yeah otherwise we're not sending it too heavy two stickers yeah like yeah yeah it's just it's a strange thing I agree but hey I mean stamp.com good friend not certain certain things you don't want to change you know the conservative in me wants to say like hey like you know if it ain't broke you know don't fix it which

I mean we could get into an argument if the postal system is broken but you know you're nor there but yeah stamp.com good friends yeah anyway um I'll speak it back to the the well this wasn't recording this whole time no no no it wasn't all fuck I was gonna scream at the top of my lungs no don't that's not what I was gonna say I do want to get to the first sponsors of the show though okay the first one being better help better help is online counseling so if you want to talk to a therapist they can get you communicating in just under 48 hours with a licensed professional that will help you they have licensed professionals that they sponsor they specialize I should say in family trauma or anxiety depression anything you want they'll set you up and they also make

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about the dead people uh I believe one of the things that we had uh on this week's episode is the assisted suicide machine right starting off hot well we're 25 minutes yeah no it was so weird to me like I pulled out of like an excerpt from the from the article that I saw but it's like in it's swiss or something bro they love weird stuff over there in europe do they well well I don't know weirdos they like like poo poo pee pee videos they're all about like you know like hanging out and like doing like weird like sex art that's a pretty big generalization I I think I'm right though it's across the water though so tell me I'm look I'm gonna be one of those people show me evidence that I'm wrong I can't yeah think about everything that you think think is weird as they

originated in a european country right no yep like what squid stuff bro if you think that squid fucking didn't like no that's japan dude well maybe they gave them the squids no wait what maybe japan gave the squids over now they got their own squids you sure yeah you sure about that do they eat a lot of fucking seafood over there well in europe no in japan oh yeah I know that I'm saying like what if japan gave the squids to europe and then they started fucking them there's no winning with you okay um but I yeah pull out this thing philip go ahead nishki spell it n i t s c h k e nishki yeah nishki uh the pods flood the inside with nitrogen before slowly reducing the oxygen levels to one percent the process apparently takes less than 30 seconds

and the person will feel disoriented before becoming unconscious bro that's heavy 30 seconds and you get a in a big bang curtains close I mean again as we were talking earlier like that'd be a cute way to just be like yo like I miss I miss my partner I want to see them soon like let me just lay down and go to sleep this is a weird question go ahead this is a dumb question okay I like how you figured it out in your head that it would well no maybe it's not a dumb question okay is it is it illegal to not saying is it illegal to kill yourself but is it is it uh illegal to euthanize humans I yeah I believe so I think it depends on country but I think I think that country uh switzerland right literally they built a fucking machine I believe assisted suicide is like legal but they need to go

through like so my understanding when I was reading the article is like people need to go through intense like health like mental health evaluations and they need to make sure they're not make sure that it's not like as a result of you know like any sort of you know mental health break or something like that and it's just like hey I live the good life I'd rather go out you know like on my terms exactly you know like people that have like terminal illnesses and stuff like that if they you know say like listen instead of getting like really sick and like putting my family through this pain and discomfort like let me just go on my own terms I honestly like bang bang I think there's something admirable about it because I would never fucking be able to do it period unless like

everyone in my life that I loved was gone yeah I'm talking friends family kids video games that's worth I'm saying like I'm I'd be like yeah yeah I'd do it but like I don't know if I would ever be able to be like yo I'm I'd be like yo in back my head maybe I can fucking come through I remember uh I watched this a documentary on YouTube and it was like an older one but there was this guy I think they called him like Dr. Death or something Dr. Kevorkian oh yeah that's him yeah what an idiot he's very famous what a moron you are yeah I'm an idiot yeah Dr. I think he's Jack Kevorkian and he used to like usinize mad people right a lot yeah like and I think at first they were like yo this doctor what's going on like a lot of his patients are

dying and like they were like figured it out they were like oh shit yeah you ever think that like people in like the past like if you were to be dropped in like let's say like the 1940s you would just be smarter than everyone because I definitely think that you know what's funny about that people always talk about like y'all if I was if I went back in time I would just like invent Facebook and Google like I wouldn't know where how do I do that you would just go to someone to be like Facebook yeah and she'd be like yo that's what people think is gonna happen we're gonna think about yeah like Google right it's like yo we're gonna create the internet and then there's gonna be a site where you could put anything in and it'll pop up and they go what and I go I don't know

that's it that's as far as the idea goes yeah that's exactly what it would be like like how where do we start I'm going back I'm coming up with you know the idea for comic books I'm coming and they have no fucking clue what they're talking about so like I'm gonna make uh all the Marvel movies it's like what you're not a director yeah how the fuck are you gonna do that you know Mr. Feige like there's no way that you could possibly like you don't have the tools I would do the investing in fucking buying stock in Apple Google Amazon right you know like Bing bang bang yeah those three things then you're sitting pretty but like these people that are like yo I'm gonna like go back and I'm gonna be the person to invent cell phones it's like how the fuck are you gonna do it idiot

yeah relax you're a fucking idiot yeah yeah but I do think about like you're working construction you're gonna invent Google for scratch oh that's where all these ideas come up you know that right yeah it's all the construction it's easy just go back and fucking do it let's make it fuck I'm saying is if I had a time machine I'm going back and I swear to God I'm inventing a school driver the screw it's like what the fuck are you like okay like what are you like you know what I mean but I am one of those people stocks is probably the one though 100 that's an easy one you're just like you just put your money in that shit yeah I am definitely one of those people that would be like those coin yeah for the boom I would definitely be one of those people like I believe

that like people from the 30s are idiots like I'm smarter than them oh bro what bitcoin you wouldn't even have to go back that far but yeah like nine years basically yeah it was like a dollar a bitcoin in 2012 and I'm like yo bro I'm dropping 10k on this how yeah I would do it I would probably put it like maybe all the money I have if you knew all right yeah so yo legit if you knew what year was this by the way I think bitcoin was like it started out in like like 2011 but like it was still affordable at a certain time I think like it was still affordable until like 2013 and I had a job bro I mean yeah you were poor as fuck so was I but like I'm saying you can go back right now and you can bring one thing are you bringing cash and you just thrown it at bitcoin

probably bro set your life up like you're chilling chilling you're doing more than chilling yeah I was I would buy my block and just like what bitcoin I think bitcoin opened it like it was like a dollar 12 cents or something oh my god bro can you imagine and then you just fucking guess what what was the highest it's ever been like 50k I tell you what it would be really hard not to act like a fucking asshole oh I would be the knowing that I have thousands of bitcoin I would just be like dude I don't even know I'd be the biggest dude I would per I would purposefully put me in a position for people to be like you'll never amount to nothing and I go one day yeah that's the other thing and then I just become a billionaire and I just like fucking do weird shit yeah yeah yeah I

would I would go back and I would do but I I do think like all these people that are like from old times like they're so stupid I'm smarter than them you know yeah also I would go back with bitcoin and then I also would probably like walk into the offices FBI and be like yeah I'm just gonna say whatever Jeffrey Epstein might be up to something oh yeah just go back to yeah uh September 10th 2001 just take a look I gotta talk we gotta talk just take a look yeah yeah yeah I think uh there so what else what else what other if you could pick let's say five things to go back fuck the suicide assisted thing okay um five things you can go back in time and do so bitcoin is one bing yeah that takes takes care of money forever all right Jeffrey Epstein I'll probably be like

yo yo toes got chill okay you know that kind of thing um and we're talking back to the future rules of time travel not like Avengers Endgame rules oh like I can't like see myself or something back to the future time is like whatever you change will affect the future oh no no too complicated Avengers Endgame is like whatever you change can't affect the future because your your future is now is your pet you know what I'm talking to it creates an alternative reality got it so Epstein and bitcoin what's next do you talk to your parents do I talk to them you go back to 1992 but am I me like right now hello yeah I'm not like a child no you're not going back to like you're being a kid again like you

can go back to any time and so I could technically see myself yeah oh I probably I probably wouldn't you wouldn't talk to your parents what what am I going to say so no I would do it I thought about what year is this by the way you can go back to whenever you want oh yeah no but we talked about right before bitcoin all right that's 2012 okay I'll go to 2012 I probably fuck with people too about you know end of the world wait because that was 2012 wait wait wait so you're literally not going to go to any other times just 2012 I said you can go can I can I hop you can do any time why is it so tough for you to understand I didn't know if you had to go back and then just live from that point on no no you can go you can like fucking bing bong bing bong bing oh bro I go everywhere

all right so I'm saying bro dinosaurs let me see that motherfucking t-rex all right that's a little scary I don't know about that okay I'm gonna just hop right in the shit and bounce it takes 20 minutes to get it started probably I don't know no it's a little tough um so we got bitcoin we got Epstein that's the same year so we can count that as one how about that while you're getting your bitcoin you'll call up the FBI like yeah yeah yeah um I probably go back to like like like ancient Greece like sparta and shit fuck little boys well I wouldn't do that I'd be like yo you guys gotta chill because I'm from the future and it's not like that it's not cool anymore yeah no nothing it's not cool anymore just like yo wait until they're 18 bro yeah and it's like yeah then he goes

we all don't turn 18 we just die yeah it's like we die in battle at 60 yeah yeah I go bro we gotta wait on this um I don't know that's a tough question I haven't really thought about I mean you got some stuff I know exactly I'm going to talk to my parents what are you going to say just so like just you know just like hey you know oh you're oh you know just like see look around where would you go my house no but like what year 92 before you're born yeah and be like I'm the baby I just want to let you know like you guys aren't gonna have sides well no that this point they did oh she's preg yeah oh okay yeah and you go yo I'm that's me that's me yeah and just like let them know like yo like I want to give you guys some friendly advice for your future take it from me that in there you guys just leave

each other now yeah I was gonna go this this ain't happening wait 94 brothers are born and then just say bye yeah you know just just figure it out it might be a little tough and you go work uh you know don't try to hang on yeah yeah yeah just like have the kids walk away it's cute it's cute shake hands you know um we'll come together for family parties that's it yeah they hear you arguing yeah we could hear you we could hear you we could hear you yes uh also give them like financial advice like yo I'm letting you know yeah you might it might look like it's not going to pay off google amazon apple bing bang boom do it do it yeah everything that you can whatever you can afford to put into it and I'm not talking like a little bit yeah like

go big bits and uh you tell your mom also like listen I just want to let you know every single weekend you go to PA I'm drunk in the house raging dude raging don't ever get keep don't ever you ever think you should get the door locks on the doors don't do it you know security system yeah sure get it it'll work forever doesn't happen because uh so yeah the check the recycling there's a lot of fours yeah oh I think at a certain point my mom was just like I don't care yeah uh I'm killing hitler okay little baby hitler I don't care gone to the head dead yeah yeah that's if I know that baby is gonna grow up to be hitler I'm killing it right you know okay three we're not only on three yeah Jesus I'd like you know I think it'd be cute to go to like 96 what the fuck is that see us

as four-year-olds yeah just be like yo like like the first day we met we're like you don't even know Joey you're gonna be fucking yo massive Frankie have fun on the ride I think that'll be cool oh and then I'm buying a lot of Pokemon cards oh my god how'd you forget Pokemon yeah I'm going to the Toys R Us crying clearing them out and then buying everything that they have I'm saying like literally like yo any box they have yo give it to me any video game box in box video game give it to me Nintendo 64 in box games video game give it to me all of it every single one Power Rangers you made that too bitch you would spend a lot of money in Toys R Us what was up you would keep them in business they ain't going nowhere because of me I would

secretly come back to the future it'd be like Toys R Us is now Amazon yeah uh what else I can't even think of other ones supposed to be some good ones dude I don't know you know what's funny I feel like I'd be I'd probably do it wrong I have all of the information all of the answers and I probably still fuck it up yeah it's like why didn't you oh just go back just go back and like you know like meet Tom Brady in college and be like yo I just want you to know I'm gonna be your best friend forever yeah just like you know I believe in you I believe in you no one else will just listen go out there dude that'd be one thing if you could be a GM you could just draft all the best players no because that it'd be too hard to keep them you'd have them for like four years

yeah but you have a cup of soups would you I think so maybe yeah like if you just didn't know be like oh first overall pick this guy Tom Brady never threw a pass at college it's like what's going on what's happening yeah you know a second overall pick I really like this kid right here undrafted yeah you know just complete no ones Cooper Cup fucking whatever high whatever fucking college he went to some shit but yeah I probably would do all that too that'd be good um anyway before we get to the second ads I wanted to talk about this uh I saw a video literally right before you got here of a of a priest slapping a baby what yeah it was like at a baptism uh and I looked I looked into it yo like you know what I'm gonna play the video and I'll send this to Josh so that

he can put it into the episode priests need to chill but with this yo all for a lot of reasons baptism we're talking about a fucking infant look at this bro that's mad funny they had a little did he just smacked him yeah he did smack the fucking baby watch this shit oh the baby's crying yeah baby's crying nothing yet then he starts getting a little chelky with the shit you're good oh that's nice he's getting chelky again he's getting a little handsy bro well that's watch watch watch watch yo bro if I look at the dad look at the dad

he's like yo give me my fucking baby you old fuck bro I don't care he's like smothering his face bro listen to me right now I don't care what god you swear is out there if you smack my kid I am cocking back and I am beating the priest out of you bro I am gonna knock the father son in holy spirit out of that old bro I'm telling you right now I don't care how much fucking frankincense and myrd you think is gonna save you I am gonna cock back and I'm putting this fucking sketch or boot so far up your holy hole it's gonna fucking hurt yeah I don't care you're gonna need more disciples dude to hold me back bro I swear eternal damnation bro I'm gonna fucking decimate the side of your I'm not I'm

not gonna be one of those people that judges parents and like their reactions to thing because like no that is a very awkward situation to be in what I'm saying is like bro everyone everyone is a fucking you know what is it what do they call a backseat quarterback like oh well I would have yeah if if I am putting this after seeing that if I'm putting a situation now or someone does that to my either one of my kids I swear to god I'll jump in I'd be like yo I got I'm calling my old school 2006 yeah like yo I'm ready we need to jump someone yeah you know bring it back to the good old days meet me at the church meet me at the church we're jumping a priest we're jumping a priest that that was crazy and then I looked up the article and the guy said he was trying to

calm a baby clearly he's never touched a baby before slapping them dude bro priests don't know what the fuck is going on in any capacity dude it's great yo I saw that video and I was all I was thinking about it was like this is a like a a newborn essentially and I'm like this dude just like that baby was older that baby was like a couple months well whatever but like just like grabbing the face and like whatever and then slapping it I'm trying to think as like someone who would be a new father that happening I would like not I would be in like fight or flight and like just Superman punch this guy like oh I'd be like yo give me my kid I'd hand my whatever my son or my daughter hand it to Becca and I would be I would start squaring up I'd be like yo I'm I swear

to god I'm gonna fight you right now I I wouldn't know what to do because this guy was 89 so I'll give a shit a light shove what it killed him he's gonna be fucking he loves talking to God he's gonna meet him real quick yeah you know you guys you're fucking clear your schedule because you're having lunch with the Lord I would get I would get really like fucking like evil about it too I'd be like yo father I'm gonna I'll be a confession tomorrow I need to talk to you about something and I'm putting my fist through that fucking what is it called the concession concessional confessional I'm putting that's it I'm putting my fist through it and I'm pulling him through I swear bro that's that's aggressive crazy video right dude I saw that I was like oh my god

all I could think about was like standing there and I would just be like yo say hello to my grandma I just fucking blast him dude at least at the very least at the very minimum I would have to slap this man for slapping my baby I mean I have to slap it you know you know me I don't get violent with anyone but when I do I automatically grab the collars you almost beat up an old man once I did I almost beat the fucking what are you doing touch your ass or something bro we were at Jack Jones yeah I was I had a great day just saw a black pan through that night was that that that was when it was I was drunk we were there with some friends yeah you know bap bap bap we're all having a good time yeah bap bap and I remember uh Becca and someone else we're sitting at the bar

and the bartender you know for some reason most if not all bartenders in Astoria super Irish don't get it yep don't understand yep we're talking to the bartender all of us we're having a good time he's a nice guy you know we're just chatting up he's like yeah I got hard to do and this fucking drunk mess is like standing behind everyone in the middle and he's like no he was pretty tall yeah he was a big guy he was like six two I would say clearly in his like late 60s and he was a fucking drunk mess just swaying back and forth and now you know I am never I'm never violent yeah I'm never violent I and I don't get beer muscles like you so I'm sitting there and and the bartender like the guy was like bothering

these girls sitting down the the down the bar so the bartender like went over to him and I think like me you and Pete went over to him and was like hey man just like because he started coming toward us we were like yo do you mind just leaving us alone and he was like yeah I'm gonna drink him you know and we're like all right man listen whatever you know just just leave please and he fucking took his hand and fucking dig a dig a dig a dig a dig in between my legs underneath my d&b oh yeah and I like I was so shocked I remember I do from that point on because I don't remember what he did or like this story really but I do remember you he does that and Frankie just turns around and goes Becca can you hold this and she and she just grabs his drink and then he just

turns around and goes and then just grabs this dude like I'm not listen like I I bro I have such a good you know how I am treated like he worked for the bar you're like that's it you're abdomen just throw him out like I actively remember taking him and dragging him and in my head it was like I am gonna do my best to kick the shit out of this guy because I don't I'm no fucking tough guy I don't think I was gonna be able to do it I mean he was really drunk so I probably would have been okay oh yeah just sweep of the leg a couple knocks he would have been down he would have put him down but as I'm dragging him out the bartender hops over the bar and Pete and they both like Pete grabs me and the bartender like throws the guy out and like I was just like my head fucking adrenaline

was just like because I don't get like that ever you know and I like I don't really care and quite frankly there have probably been times where I should have been punched in the face but like I was just I was very angry we would have had you back we would have beat that old man to shreds would have been easy I wasn't even worried about it I wasn't worried either I mean he was so drunk to sweep of the legs you just a couple knocks he gave you what's that called this awkward salmon yeah yeah yeah it wouldn't have been fun no no not for him no what were we talking about um beating up old men oh yeah all priests bro you ever see the one or the priest holding the baby up and he just drops it into the fucking you know the holy pool or whatever it's called the bad what is it called

for like baptizing yeah yeah um fuck I don't know the uh there's a Eucharist that's the body of Christ amen uh what's it called shit the um damn now I need to know don't I what's it called baptism pool I call it the holy pool I'm just getting walmart pools oh okay what do you call the baptism pool fuck I don't know what all right so no we got the name is it now we got a name for it now baptism pool the holy pool done the holy pool copyright trademark if anyone ever gets baptized again nail the basement yard money you're done yeah I don't know dude I I'm letting you know like yo priest need to like chill but like with that it's gonna be a whirlwind of hurt I'm telling you right now yeah no that was rough to watch I was like damn dude I feel bad for the parents too because

like he's touching the baby in a weird way like grabbed it like not I don't know if he was grabbing the baby's neck but his hand being here just maybe uncomfortable just watching that and I was like this is weird and I also would be in a position where I'm just like okay he's you know he's an older man he's a priest and he's clearly done this before like I'm just uncomfortable but you know whatever but then like grabbing the baby's face I'd be like hey man you're not supposed to do you're not supposed to do that bro I don't think I let like thinking of Ruby's 10 months now I don't think I let anyone like except for family that close to her like if I don't give a fuck if it was a priest someone at a store like no one's getting that fucking closer I don't care when it is like

I've never your post you know during COVID I've also never seen that because my family's Catholic and like the my nephews are baptized and usually you hold like the godfather whoever the fuck holds the baby not the priest and then the priest just does like a little pour on the top of the ladle yeah yeah it's like well like the Greeks in the in the Jews they like they fucking dunked bro this is fucking the Greeks treated like fucking pita in a ziki they fucking like chicken tenders at fucking Yankee stadium yeah the ketchup they get in there but fucking priests for a lot of reasons just take it easy man you know yeah dude baptized a little softer Jesus do everything a little not bad also news flash babies cry my guy yeah Jesus the power of Jesus isn't gonna

fuck you know if that if that worked he was gonna be like oh that was the smack of the smack of christ the smack you know that's what he would have said god came to me and said slap this fucking baby in the face yeah that was heavy but he did apologize and apparently the family accepted his apology bro i'm sorry if you smack my baby give me money seriously like i'm not gonna i don't care what you say i'm not gonna be like cool with it yeah i'd accept a nice donation yeah exactly all right let's get to these next let's get to these next ads here speaking of water and baptizing you can baptize your bloodstream with liquid ivy oh that was really nice you like that don't you bitch uh liquid ivy uh you know they come

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in many ways the law of the law of the lord and the law of the land they fucking they just take that in their own hands they don't care sometimes listen i know like not all priests are like you know child touchers and stuff like that yeah but in my head they are you know like it's like i know they're not but they are you know what i mean i i don't know like i know people like listen i i i do not disrespect well that's not true i i do disrespect too late yeah but like i don't judge people that are religious because i honestly believe it's admirable to believe in something and follow a line of faith and i in some regards do it myself but like if you want if you like it that much to teach it whoa yeah i wonder like no one likes math and

be like i need to tell the world about it i mean clearly there's math teachers but i don't think they want to be there i mean i don't think any teacher wants to i think there would be way less teachers if it was like yo you want to teach math can't fuck though and can't earn yeah you're right can't have money either yeah well they don't have that yeah teachers don't do well for themselves but like no one you get a cool robe though i don't think anyone that like gets into being a teacher like i know like they they have a passion for like teaching but like high school teachers no one's like dude i love abraham lincoln u.s government so much i want to tell kids about it it's like nope not how that works teach the youth and i want to be underpaid and summer's off

that is big that's big but they don't get paid they don't get paid they don't get paid yes they will i'm saying they don't get paid in the summer though you would hope that the people teaching our youth are getting paid and that you know i think that is honestly psychotic that they're not paid more honestly bro because that that's a job that like you take home too bro some and also sorry but no you're not no i was gonna say just because like um like shannon's kind of like dealt with this or whatever but a lot of teachers are given like a budget of like $50 to get what you need for the class so it's like a lot of the time they're coming out of their own pocket to provide especially in public schools in new york city at least to provide stuff for these kids to

have yeah so they're coming out of their own pockets they're being underpaid and it's like they're doing i think there's like there's like a weird line like honestly honestly people that teach like like third grade and under like like your sister is in that world you know what i mean like she's different because she's a special you know it's like a specialized uh right career path and people like like chelsea uh like teaching young kids like i think that is legitimately because they enjoy you know being able to like kind of like form and shape the youth and like being around kids but like bro no one wants to be a middle school teacher who's like yo i can't wait to teach kids about something that they're gonna fucking hate when they're at the age of

being an asshole yeah and then they're just gonna like cut my class and try to be horny in staircases yeah you know what i mean like no one wants and that's what i'm saying like high school teachers no one's like yo i am so in love i'm so in love with this topic that i want to teach people about it it's like no you probably try to do something and then ended up being a teacher no i don't and it's admirable i'm not saying let's i don't think that i think that people no matter what it's not it's not about like a dollar amount or whatever it's it's what what they want to do like i think that a lot of people you know there's a lot of jobs that i think are like you know jobs where people uh are like i'm doing this for the paycheck and but i don't

think that teaching is one of those things because there is a lot that you have you have to like really know that no no no i if people that want to be teachers want i i i fully believe like that is a very selfless because they know that like the world they're getting into they know they're not going to get paid great and it's all about like the intangible benefits you know because of how they're going to feel i'm just saying like being a teacher of church come on yeah that that i mean clearly i don't understand i don't get like but also like certain topics like yo i can't wait to teach kids about fucking vietnam is that like it's like no i don't think there's that i think i think you don't pick i think it's more so like i know i want to teach i don't know what i want to teach

and then find the one that you want fair fair fair i know that they want to teach i wonder though in a very religious family if it's like oh by the way i'm going to be a priest if that's if they're if like religious parents are like that's fucking awesome or if they're like wanted you to be a doctor you know like is that like the ultimate for like a religious family i think that like some form of being you know uh you like a sermon like you can like you lead sermons and stuff like that like you can be a doctor or a lawyer or yeah what have you and then you could just like on the side be like yo like i'm just chilling at the church and like talking you could be a part-time priest it's called like a deacon is that what they're called bro deacon that dude that lives on your block he was a deacon

had a whole family he was like my wife i was like well this guy's got a wife i lived on my block yeah he was a guy that lived on my block it was a deacon and yeah yeah who i don't know he was he's kind of a smoky old guy be honest with it i didn't know that i thought i'd know of that he was like two down two houses two a couple houses down i don't know him yeah i don't know dude was deacon though oh well i think so more you know deacons it's like anytime i hear the word deacon i think of like so many like deacon frost like people from like comic book villains i think of a major deacon which is a horrible fucking like bad bad connection to make right yeah um i think major deacon was like a war general well yeah it sounds like i think so right we're naming all the bridges

after the the war generals which i mean hey if you want to get people to hate someone real quick name a road or bridge or tunnel after them in new york bro i hate george washington because of the bridge i'm letting you know right now i i don't know who holland is he's a son of a bitch i think yeah what is that verizano you're dead to me is that is that the one that goes to staten island yeah or whoever statin is why do we call it statin island i don't know do these all have to be people i hope so everything's named after people tom's river uh storia there was name after like something a store or something like that yeah i don't know uh and then the last thing i wanted to cover here is that uh the finland prime minister uh was out partying all

night and she got in trouble because people caught her partying or whatever just want to say this right she's the prime mini what does the prime minister do is that like president yeah i think so but it's like you know like a european president yeah i don't know bro what does that even the minister like this sounds like very i don't know i honestly if it's not happening in the us and even then don't know or don't care yeah but she was out partying all night and uh she's 36 so just the cuddle well i don't know how they do it in finland 30s well you have to be 35 to be president right in the united states i believe it's right i think so she just made it by united states uh you know whatever by the way just gonna say this and i'm just gonna say it and i'm saying it now

what a fucking rocket ship oh really dude just a dragon hot hot just a dragon dude yes yes absolute pistol whipper fin finland prime minister let me see her name is santa marin sorry i don't know what the hell i'm saying look at that she's pretty yeah let me say rocket ship joey i mean when you when you put her in like never had the hottest president we've had was let's say at three two one barry barry yeah who's barry barry obama oh he was the best looking president we've had and no jfk dude jfk was not hot he had his face was this big no he was hot bro stop it jfk jfk was not good looking dude i would take jfk honestly wild ride might have been a problem but

thomas jefferson probably a smoke show for his time oh disgusting we're talking about people didn't even shower back then they didn't need a shower because they just like radiated no they'll dress like idiots and they wore with fuck those guys i don't know about anyone that old fuck that and they also weren't doing a whole that guy had slaves too jfk that was a problem that we know of true but we don't know about the jfk one yeah but you are right thomas jefferson that was pretty bad i made him a lot ugly jfk is a handsome man no bro you know when you look at someone and you like realize a handsome man too you know when you look at who obama he was the best looking president you know when you look at someone and you realize their eyes are in the middle of their

head i look at jfk and i'm like yo his eyes are on like the lower third he's a big old dome he's got a job he's like a strapping he's got well get a cigarette in this guy's hands and i'm like he was got wait the cigarettes turn you on i'm like black in my photos like i feel like minus all the problematic stuff too bill clinton wasn't the ugliest oh my god what he played a saxophone dude he literally looks like big bird if you plucked all the hairs joey the saxophone you ever see him yeah i've seen but i've never seen the man play sax you ever see him you didn't see him on our senio hall play the saxophone i didn't dude i know he did do that but absolutely fucking ripped he crushed it yeah well sure you have to pull it up after this so you can see

but brock obama other sexy presidents uh dude that's it i think you have to be ugly to be a president yeah i think so i mean ron regan wasn't ugly when he was like he was like on tv and she was an actor yeah so you gotta be he was a good-looking guy but then like toward it later years he was pretty fucking gross let me see nixon discussing slob lincoln my god that guy was like a freak he was a fucking first of all must have been swinging wood uh reagan reagan as a young man let me see oh reagan as a young man sure bro look at of course yeah look at look at uh joe byron as a young man joe byron bang bang joe byron young this is when he was saying that he hates gay people yeah and he was

hanging out with corn pop ah this is a good looking guy good looking guy he does not my type honestly well he's a man well no that's not what i meant oh well i would think that would be the main reason why he wouldn't be your type well yeah no i mean what are you gonna do yeah gay people shouldn't get married that joe byron so so she got in trouble for going out and just like just just raging it's chilling you know she was she came out of part of pirating a pirating she was pirating she was partying at a nightclub despite knowing she had come in contact with a foreign prime minister who had contracted covid oh so that's pretty bad well i thought she got in trouble for just having won too many fucking red bull and vodkas well well wait because i believe at least in the united

states the cdc announced that if you come in contact with someone if you're fully vaccinated and you come in contact with someone that has tested positive you don't need to quarantine if you test negative i don't know all i know is that so what are they saying over there what's like the switchellin or finland like cdc bro what the fuck you think i know the answer to that the fdf the fjord fjord fjord that landed crush that joke comedy boy she uh she was out till 4am at this nightclub called the butchers club whoa someone there's a meet in there meet hanging do you think she's just going in there and swinging her prime mini binnies no i don't think you could do that but you imagine going out imagine yo your 36 year old prime minister's just like out at a nightclub

and you're like and you're like already with her you know they have like technotrans you know clubs over there anytime i think of that i think of fucking url trip and it's like i would love to get hammered with a president or a prime a prime mini all right three historical figures that you would want to get drunk with one halberd einstein wow i feel like he fucking sets it off that that would be really scary that's like drinking with like nildegrass heisen he'll like freak you out i don't want to trick that do you want to know what is out there if we don't know scary yeah i'd be like yo chill with the spaceship yeah let's keep earth conversations it'll be a little freaky i agree with that uh abe for sure yeah yeah dude okay um shit i don't know maybe maybe maybe like

napoleon or something just like son i'm a little if you're taller than him you're in trouble he's gonna beat the dog shit out of you i know he's probably all bark no bite though because if it's just the three of us we're talking about me we're talking about abe who nobody's fucking with abe no he was like six eight yeah he's a big guy big ass dude and then on albert einstein i could definitely take him too me and abe you might like you like calculate the fucking you know like direction of your punch and like fucking beat him like i beat that priest who hit my baby there you go i i don't see like all right uh the the quarantine thing that is an issue but like this girl wants to go out did she know that she was uh had to be quarantined yeah oh she knew i believe that she

knew that she came in contact with someone that had covid and she was like these fucking i i thought i saw what a shitty drink i thought i saw a thing that she like left her phone in her four year or like at home and that was the most switch thing that i can think of in a house and she didn't know that she had to be quarantining because they were trying to call her yeah i mean personally i don't care that much about that part of the story well i think that's the problematic part oh yeah but i don't that's not you don't care not on this show you're on this show i'm like kind of dope that the five minutes has had fucking slamming drinks you think first of all you think that she's out there and she's just going she's like yeah she's got a secret service body yeah

first of all if she's like using it bro if i had secret service i'd be like yo i wouldn't move for my fucking area i'd be like yo go get me a fucking beer please or i'm gonna die yeah i'm gonna jump into this crowd that'd be dope so yo secret service go get me a fucking drink dude go get me a drink or i'm jumping into this crowd and i'm gonna ask people to touch me you know and see what happens you never know finland sounds like a good place hey it's gotta be i'd go they have a lot of water over there it's good right like the finland finland water or something like that what the hell what does that even begin to mean i think i heard something about that they have good water yeah i think i heard something about that okay she's trying to go out there she's going up first of all

listen i've been to one gay bar in my life i'll tell you this it wasn't named the butcher shop no that she might have just been going out with her gay friends speaking of gay bars one time we almost went out to a place called boxers josh was like yeah we should go play boxers we'll go watch the boxing match looked into it it's a it's a gay bar and it's called boxers because all the bar tenders are just in boxers that's so cool yeah you can go i i feel a way about that i i need to be without at least one person who's gay i feel like i would be like yeah appropriating yes exactly you would be appropriating you know what i mean i don't want to be like oh yeah i'm just gonna come in and fucking drink your beers it's funny we need to get a token gay friend that we can just exploit

to go to gay bars well we have one we do we do have one can't say his name doesn't make one name one name we can't say here oh my god i'm gonna call him i'm gonna threaten him be like yo send me like 50 bucks or i'm gonna say your first and last you know just let it fly yeah um yeah that's pretty much it man you want to go on a gay bar crawl we would need a gay i don't think we need to it's not like i know it's not it's an insecurity of mine why i think if anything it'll prove the opposite that you're super secure i mean that's obvious people no that's off and then you want to exploit that's what i said no that's obvious but i would feel weird about being like yeah i'm just like i don't know that's just strange to me i i'm with you i wouldn't do that because it would

feel like i'm doing something wrong yeah like i don't want to like i don't know i don't want anyone to get the wrong idea i'll tell you this though that's how i'd get back at that priest i'm not gonna hit him i'm gonna go out to the gayest places i know and i'm just gonna have a blast and i'm gonna let him know about it like what you think about that do i hit my baby again i'm gonna go hang out i'm gonna tell people to be gay all the time priest father priest oh god anyway i think we can wrap up here frank you're like one of those anime girls boy they're coming for you who all them the anime community all of them they're coming for you i hope

not they're gonna watch princess mononoke and then they're just gonna fucking roast you on twitter no dude i'm their senpai i don't even know what that means to be honest what does that mean i don't we're not in the business of knowing things where can i find you frank uh f alvars 8085 on twitter the frank alvarez on twitch and instagram and then go check out the patreon patreon.com slash the basement yard as joey has once uh told you probably numerous times actually told you december all of the patreon uh you know money that we get goes to a good cost and i believe joey it's the water project that we're doing that we did last year yes uh so uh you know great gift for the holidays if you don't know what to get someone they're a fan of the show or you want to get them

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