The Basement Yard - #326 - Making Six Figures Farting Into Jars

Episode Date: December 27, 2021

A woman claims she made $45,000 in a week selling her farts in a jar. Frank & Joe plan to cash in. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back to the basement yard. Frank. How's it going, buddy? It's going good. Spider-Man day Actually, it's not really going good because we've been robbed of our idea and I've been hit up by Copious amounts of is that the way the right way to use copious is the right word. Okay a plethora a put a myriad no I've been hit up by a lot of people wait. What what what I deal? Can you tell you yet? Why is your microphone? So why what there you go? Okay? What idea has been stolen the farting and selling farts someone's I mean We let go an empire. I I'm pretty sure during our episode. Welcome back. We're pretty sure during our episode I put trademark on it. So anyone does it we I said I was like this is a property property of San Diego studios and cooperated to 2004 I think that was a different thing. I think that was I think that was we were talking about a platform just selling like kinks and shit

Oh King NFTs King NFTs and like it would be like, you know, like how fire was where like you could buy you could buy Fire yeah fire. Remember you could buy artists on fire before firefest was a whole thing. Oh Dude, I didn't know what you were talking about for a second. I was very confused by that I'm thinking like that and like but but this you would be able to buy kinks farts peepies poopoos You know come shots. Yeah, well take it easy. Well, I mean not you won't get the physical, you know Unless unless you really want unless you really wanted to who the fuck stole. Oh, yes, that's right I've been getting like so many DMs from people. It's a little disrespectful

Hold on. Let me let me find the video unless it was like someone like super famous Like if it was like, oh fucking Kim Kardashian's out here selling her toots, and I'd be like, all right I get it that I get that I would get that that would be I know you imagine though. I mean that woman has enough money No, yeah, I know why would you do that? Yeah? No, this was was someone. I've never heard of them, but apparently they're there's someone I Just gotta do I got a DM and this person just wrote this bitch stole your idea this bitch All right, you ready? Yeah, this is the video that this is the woman who sold her farts By the way, she made like I'll close the 50 grand in a week

So selling selling toots. I have to work to make that in a year. Listen Okay, just want to make sure I make that known Last Two things two things before I know you know where I'm going the first thing that I thought of by the way Because I've watched this video before a couple times But the reason what the first time I heard this when she said how long do the farts last? I thought she meant like like a long fart That's what I thought yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought it was like swan. I thought it was gonna be like a quick one like a

Chort, yeah, Jesus. That is so real sounding good one. Um, but yes, obviously the one the thing that you're going to point out 97 times in two days, dude, that's Let's do some math let's let's forget about math and logic. I am out here tooting it up Realistically most you farted in a day in one day. I don't like I don't maybe I had some weird stuff I ate a lot of ice cream. I would like an ice cream is gonna. It's not you're gonna squirt I'm saying no squirts like a like a mystery rumbly tumbling and definitely create some air in here. Okay But no, I would max like max 20 Wow, which is like a big number The average person average person farts like 15 times a day

Oh, then I would probably drive that up because there's probably other ones that I'm not aware like in my sleep I'm probably setting it off. Yeah, I can't I can't speak for what's going on in my sleep I would think that not a lot because Becca to this day said that she's only heard me fart once and if I'm not farting in my sleep Where are you farting? You know exactly? Yeah, no, I set it up Wow night, bro 97 Bro, what this woman was on 90-day fiance. That's right. That's where I heard this from yes first of all listen I'm glad that you found another form of income. Yeah, there's that probably ain't gonna last her also If you go on the show 90-day fiance you're already a dumpster shit not that you I think that you just really want to be on TV. Yeah, I mean that whole show we we talked about it on the stank RIP

but That show is all bullshit. Yeah, and like even when it's not bullshit. It is bullshit to make more money It's disgusting shit, you know, and if you're on that show like who in their right mind says like I fell in love with someone 90 days 90 days just met him well no no no and another yeah, they some people like there's this one guy also Let's just let's just say it. Let's just say it while we're here three two one Why is always one person on that show disgustingly hideous? Oh my god one of them is like it's like a little heavy But you know what I mean? It's like some like, you know big-chested blonde woman that doesn't speak a lick of English from Russia Who's who's kind of sassy for some reason dude super sassy? Yeah, like oh you're gonna get a green card out of this

And we know that's what you want this guy who's like, you know middle-aged looked like he failed everything in his life And he's just like she loves me. Yeah, I'm telling you and you're like dude. No, I don't think so. No, it's The whole show is bullshit. Yeah, absolutely bullshit. All right, so I want to go to America. I want to see Statue Liberty 97 times in two days who buys my farts and why and what are some of my tips? This music bro The first question I get asked a lot is You must got a whip Jesus you must got a whip I will say this two days she clearly is a marketing You know savant she understands. I love it. It's like there's this like this Disney inspirational music

And she's like one whiff of these fucking jarred farts last Yeah, no, it doesn't Disagree I think if I bought a jarred fart a Jart a jarred from anyone the second I open that I promise you I will never forget that memory. She's right Here's here's what I want to know too. Yeah There's a there's an element of experimentation here to get to that answer of two days Okay, she had to have farted in one on the house and been smelling that every few hours to be like still good It's like our friends liquid IV they need to send out their product

So people are like yo, that's it. Listen, you know use the code basement right to get 10% off your next fart from the 90-day fiance I think that it's and and she clearly like tested the waters a little bit and yeah Created a bit of a buzz to two days two days is is oh, sorry. What other I need to know the rest of the tips Yeah, hold on. I mean, we're gonna get to the rest of the tip good. Um, but two days Oh, she'd like to put so it's a jar obviously duh, and she likes to put a rose petal in there. Uh-huh. I think you're Fucking with the smell you're tampering you're tampering Listen if I'm a type of person that's gonna buy a fart. I don't want roses Log of shit in there, you know, yeah, you know what you're getting when you buy a fart you air, bro

If you're buying a fart and you're expecting like same thing with like when it pouch rose pussy candle Yeah, like I'm expecting a full-on pussy. I don't want to read the ingredients and see like lavender oil Yeah, like what no, no, no, we're trying to get some gash In this run and naked through a lavender field not how this works. Yeah, no, I if I'm buying a fart. I know what I'm getting right I'm getting shit cheese Cheese beef. Oh god, you're raw eggs Frankie Please stop. Okay, but yeah, I think so. I think that if you're in the market for buying farts stinkier the better This is clearly evidence tampering. It is would not would not hold in a court of law and who's buying these

And also $50,000. What is she? What is she selling them for and just well if we're going to try sell us do the math And she made 50,000 I'll do the math. She said when she said I think it's a 45 like this 50,000 in a hundred farts a week. That's $500 a fart. Oh, that's a fuck it. That's a nice fart I nothing on nothing my body good are alive. You ask me listen besides my daughter Nothing my body made will ever be that valuable. All right, you know Ruby that's my I can confirm Ruby is more valuable to me than $500. Yeah, but nothing that my body is produced What about $800? Definitely

But yeah, this is this is getting crazy, okay, let's play the rest of this She's right Why Bro, I'm not buying a fart based upon if you're a nice person. I'm buying it to know What you could cook back there. I Don't care if you give money to the homeless I want to know what the inside of your fucking sphincter smells like that's what I'm saying. We're here for the dirt We're not here for the charity. You think people are gonna be like, you know what? That's a good person a really kind person

I want to know what they're fucking But pussy smells like that's right. First of all, how that even translate do good people have better smelling farts I would that I would honestly assume I would assume the opposite I would assume I want to coked up fucking alcoholic because they could fucking go on like some like ayahuasca trip and then a nice retreat in New Mexico and come back and their farts are probably like, you know I want the secret to fucking chamomile farts farts You know, but like if you take just like, you know fucking dommer and I'm sure dommer's farts smelled like dog shit mainly because

Are you talking about Jeffrey dommer? Yeah, he's eating humans. He's eating you dude Honestly, those are probably premium farts. That's if you eat another person and then fart into a jar That's what I'm saying. I may think about buying that that's what I'm saying that actually that might be a pretty valuable fart Yeah, it's probably just got no one knows what it smells like. Well, I think that like two people know What if eating humans is like the key to like curing cancer? I eat it it eats someone I don't have to I don't have cancer. You don't either with that hat. You sure look like it Okay, take it easy. Jesus Christ Oh my god, all right, so no no no she's way off. Yeah. Yeah, it's not personality. Okay. That's wishful thinking

I honestly think it's because I have a really good personality wrong And also because I'm hot. Okay The second part I'm getting warmer lady. I gotta think that people want to buy her farts because of the way that she looks Yeah, she's very humble. This is her Okay. Yeah, not a good-looking person You got to imagine that like people are buying her farts Because they think if your face and setup is kind of cool then the fart has to be

Or you're willing to put up with the oh what because there is a it's attached to a nice Bro, I'm really trying to put myself in the head of someone that like gets turned on by farts And I don't get it Like that's one of like why like what it's like you're so hot. I want to see what you smell like at your worst I think that it's it's a submissive thing where it's like, I know this is like gross. Yeah Who's fucking sitting on people and ripping, you know ripping farts on dude That's like people's like fetish They want to get like like come here and like bully me and and let one off in my ear kind of thing

I'm letting you know let it ring around in there. That's Into an eardrum dude, you bang on off of an eardrum. That's a crazy fart That was like fuck what your brain like your equal everyone will be off That's really that's actually some people like some people like to be held down and farted on and like, you know what I'm saying You never got farted on I'm sure I have been but like I I can tell you I wasn't happy about it No, I wasn't happy about it. Yeah, but I'm saying some people get farted on They're like, yeah, what the hell and then they go but not bad and then it forms over time until this Yo, I'm buying I'm buying a jar. I will say this. I can't speak for my farts because I

You know, I'm not a big fatter. I don't really have stinky farts I do like my own smell Which one like what I'm like bo long day out Oh, you like that long day out and like I know I smell bad but like at the same time. I'm also like You like that. Not the worst. Let me ask you a question. Have you ever I don't like it Like I would want somebody else to be like, yo giving you that Wait, what? Oh, no, you don't like it. I wouldn't be one of those freaks It's like, yo telling like Becca to like run a mile and a half and then come fucking sit on my face. Oh, yeah

Yeah No We're learning some stuff. No, but like do you like let's just say you had a long day, right? Yes, and let's just let's just let's just make up a fictional job. All right. You're a grave digger. Yeah, right That's a stinky job Dead bodies dirt worms. Well, you're not I don't think you're handling dead bodies as a grave digger I think you just I mean you're dead body adjacent. Oh, yeah That doesn't mean okay. Go on a stinky job is my point. Okay. You got dirt. You got, you know, you come home

You're going in dirt you just crushed it. I think you were massively Under under like you have no understanding of like the handling of dead people I don't think they're just with like shitty smelling dead people all the time. They like no, no, no I mean it but it seeps through the casket. It has to Listen, man. I for what caskets are worth. I would hope not but some people get cheap caskets I'll extend, you know Disbelief, you know, go ahead. Let me have fun. Go ahead. So Handling dead bodies and like, you know gross dirt and like whatever so then you come home and you go take a piece

I added a bad letter sitting on a piece. Um, no, but you're taking a piss. You feel like oh, that was a whisper So you go to take a pee and also and you start you start you smell your balls. Do you do one of these? No, no, no, I don't I don't invite it in. Oh, you're gonna invite it in It's like I've said this before it's like you like looking through the glass at it. Well, you know, I'm a window shopper So you're not going into the store, but you're definitely gonna stand outside and be like this night Yeah, if it's outside on display, I mean, you know, you might as well take a gander Yeah, what I'm saying you'll take a free sample, but you're not gonna buy the box bingo I mean, I do take a very specific walk through the macy's store if you know what I'm saying

Yeah, you go through the fragrance aisle. You're not gonna get anything. No, but you know, uh, but no I won't invite it because that's a whole other level. That's a lot of psychopathy Well, which I am not ready like like the videos. I think I've said this before the videos of like Popping pimples and stuff like that. I'll never go out and find them But if someone posts it, oh no, and I scroll by it I have to watch it I saw a video the other day on tiktok at this guy like pop something on his cheek and and pulled out like What look to me like paper mache

Bro, I saw a video I I think it's fake But someone it was like someone's thumb and they were removing like uh what they thought was a bot fly but it was a worm of some sort and The video went on way too long. The worm was like this long. I would cut my hand off I I I kill myself. I go full full full force. I would just cut my hand off luke skywalker style Yeah, not how that happened, but like, yeah, I know kind of similar I think I think you're looking more for like I'd let my dad cut my hand off saw evil dead

You know, yeah, oh saw. That's a good one. Was that I thought that was a leg. It was a leg, but same idea Just fucking like that Would you be able to do that? Cut my leg off or hand if it was like if the situation called with a lightsaber mad easy But we're talking about a knife, bro. Well in saw they use a fucking saw a saw That's the movie. Is that why they named it the movie? I think so By the way, spoiler spoiler for a 18 year old movie. Yeah, uh guy cuts his leg off 17, uh, but Sorry, I'm very matter of fact and I hate it about myself. Oh, you know what? I don't

But like bro lightsaber has changed. Oh, he's usually I'm going real quick cutting that off Um, I might even do it accidentally if there was a real lightsaber, bro If I had a real lightsaber, I'd be cutting things in half all I would have no like back like I Oh my god, yeah, take it a chunk my lats coming off. Yeah, um But with with the hacksaw That's uh, that's a rough one, right? It's a big tough boy But it's like if you're if your life is the only like your life's in the balance

It's like I have to cut this I have to cut my hand off. How would I cut through bone though? Well, I can't saw through bone That's yeah, you have to I can't yeah, I can you though. Yeah, I thought bones were way harder. I think it's like what that movie 127 hours With james franco 127 but you know Where he had to cut his own arm off is like what he did was he like started to cut and then had to break the bone And then cut like around it and like break basically severed the bone Son bro, there's no way. Well, he was in a pretty dire situation. Yeah, I would yeah ended up learning

You know afterward. What a psycho dude, but uh break my arm. Yeah, that'd be tough Why what are the other tips and tricks that she has for farts? I don't know if we get all of them in this video, but Now what are some of my foot selling tips and tricks number one don't eat fiber one bars You might think it's the easy way out, but there is nothing easy about it on its way out. You know what I mean Oh, wow. Hold on first of all, you don't have a personnel. Yes Stop if you know what I mean. No, no come on. That was meant to be a like a little like It wasn't a horny baby talk. It wasn't horny baby talk. No, it was supposed to be like I am I am funny. I swear that was the that was the only way she could talk about like basically she just admitted to shitting her pants

Yo, first of all, she definitely did. I think that's a horrific tip. Don't take fiber one bars No, no, she's right there because fiber one you're just gonna shit your pants. That's not creates It's creating an exit. No, no, no, no, there's better foods. There's way better foods broccoli brussel sprouts Garlic those three garlic. Oh, yeah, garlic makes you toot. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Broccoli and brussel sprouts 100% they make you very bubbly-gubbly Brussel sprouts, dude. Who's got that many relying around? I haven't had brussel sprouts since kindergarten I first of all you're missing out brussel sprouts Delicious, I haven't had brussel sprouts since kindergarten. Mr. Steve gave me some

Wow, I'd have a lot of questions if I was your parents also wasn't my teacher I didn't have him for kindergarten. I think we've come to know like mr. Steve was a nice guy A lot of red flags some stuff going on He like lived near the school. Did he yeah in like a house that didn't have like shades He reminded me of like see-through. He reminded me of like pee-wee Herman, but without juggernaut in theaters Well, yeah that one. I mean as far as we know Yeah, we got to be careful because he was the brother of one of our other favorite teachers who? Wait, what whose whose brother is that are you kidding me? No, you didn't know no fourth grade

What? Yeah That's miss A's brother. Yeah That's where you gotta What a family dinner, huh? Oh my god. You got miss A and mr. Steve. Yeah, this is a good time K through four here. It's a while. Yeah, you'll you'll walk out of there smarter child Kondo, I don't even know what just happened but uh, but yeah last time I had brussel sprouts No, we're maybe I'm confusing them with something. What's a more stringy thing not brussel sprouts Uh brussel sprouts look like little balls like little cabbages. Yeah. I know cabbages another one that it will fucking that'll apparently get you bubbly

I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know. It was like this weird. It was there was it was bulbous Is that the right I don't even know. Yeah Are you talking about figs? No, it wasn't figs. Although my grandma used to give me mad fig newtons Then like she tricked me into liking them that fucking bro figs are so stupid Fig newtons are wack. Fuck your grandma, dude. Yeah, dude. She tricked me bro. Wait. Was it the one that we like? Yeah, yeah, which one do we not like? Which one do we not like? I was waiting to see if you're like, yeah

Yeah, not the shit grandma. Yeah Uh, no, okay. What other tips and tricks? Oh, you need to do it. That was the last one. That was the last one That was it like cut the video off. What the fuck can you ask? Can you listen? You have enough followers message her Hey, say hey, listen, we're talking about you in the podcast right now. We need to know other farty tips tricks I just run into youtube fart Fart on my face. No, I Bro, she sold she did 97 people purchasing a thousand dollar jar So she's selling for a thousand dollars. So she made me seven thousand

That's about a hundred. She probably made about a hundred thousand dollars selling the price. We're fucking up I told you I got a message from fartsleeve. What is it? What's that? I got hold on. I got a message from fartsleeve Let me let me get to this right ready to the ads. Yeah Honestly, these two ads are also hilarious. Yes. Um, so this one is about is fit bod Kind of kind of in the same world here Listen new year just coming up people like the new year's resolution and a very popular one is getting into shape And fit bod can help you do that from the privacy of your own home or wherever you want on the go If you don't have weights, they have body weight stuff and they have

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I'm sorry. Who did you get hit up by? Oh the fartslave fartslave is back So for those who don't know by the way, there was a fartslave that we had Cross paths with yes, um who hit Frankie up His name is frank as well. I believe just say this person's full full name I guess if you want frank Frankie. That's not their full name. I don't know their last name their handle I guess so now they know everyone knows this person. I mean, I don't think that they're itching for an amenity here It's not I mean, uh, but yeah, so the fartslave hit me back up

Because we haven't said we haven't said to fart yet, right? But now we're playing hard to get now. We're holding out for a better contract. Clearly We need to start getting out there a little bit more because lady selling thousand other banks I would I would I would assume that there is more of a demand for her farts than either of ours Maybe maybe definitely mine I think that maybe I could people don't want mine. They would if anyone's farts. They wanted was yours I would consider my farts to be pretty athletic like good Give me an athletic sounding fart. No, I I'm just saying I close my eyes and everything joey. I'm hoping you were going

I was hoping you were going. No, sorry. It would be like shumped No, I'm not trying to it's like a nikey sound shumped No, I don't know. Okay. So what do you say? Well, so I got it and I haven't messaged it responded in a while But uh last week I got uh, if you happen to have any farts that I may pay for please let me know Excuse me. Hi, sir frank Sir frank sir frank. Listen. What is this lord of the rings? Listen if the farting community shows this much respect

I'm in there. Yeah, it's a good community. I'm in there because they understand like I want to be a lord I'm sure if you want to be lord fart boy. No lord lord lord santa gato the fart master I'll take that. There you go. And then again a couple days ago after I haven't responded Hey, sir. Frank just heard the bass veneer today lol Fire fan of the show fan of the show. Well, hello. Sorry. I haven't gotten back to you. It's not personal. I'm just busy um I'm still down to pay for you and joe's farts. Cool exclamation point. Oh, he's yelling I would assume this is very fervor with a lot of fervor. Yeah, you know

Just let me know how much and where to pay and I'll become your fart atm Dude, this is like runescape for farting This guy's just sitting up like sir frank. I would want how much for farts I shall be your lord and your lady and uh, and I will buy you a fars and Jesus. Amen. That's catholic church That's different same things make believe right? Yeah First of all, no, this is very real. This is not make. Yes, that's right. The farting is real. Yeah, uh, but and the smell Well, yeah, and a whiff will last a lifetime. What the fuck she said

Oh, yeah, apparently I'll make a memory last a life. That's what it was a lifetime She's right and we are in the business right now of being able to make money realistically If we went full throttle, we could make You know some quiche. Let's say in a year. I said we go hundred of hundred a jar That's a lot joe. Yeah, I don't think anything I bought bro Just you just got to set it at that bro if people pay 20 videos 20 dollars for a video of my face You think they're gonna pay more for sound of my asshole? Yeah. No

I don't think so. I say we go hundred and not only do you get the jar, but you also get a small Hard drive and when you plug it in there's an audio file of you Making the fart. Oh like a like all right take one You know, no, no, no just no one I ate. Uh, it's the authenticating of the fart beans today Uh, I just want to like get myself really ready and prepare enough held in a couple farts, you know through the day Yeah, it's like y'all wendy's bang bang. Oh, I had I had uh Fried pickles last night. My my tummy this morning was like, what did you do? How many fried pickles did you have? Were they were they cut or were they like a whole pico that was like fried did I say pico?

Yeah, who are you? There's a whole pico pico Uh, no, there were chips pickled chips. Oh, nice. Nice. Oh wait, you slander slander underrated by the way Do you put any any sauce on that if there comes with sauce? I'll do a little dipstick poo I'd like to I like to do uh the chipotle aioli. Oh, yes. I don't know what aioli is. It's uh, it's like mayo That's it pretty much it's like mayo mixed with other stuff. Oh, okay So like a garlic aioli is basically garlic mayo. I'm into it though I don't know about aiolis and it's cool sounding word aioli aioli and it reminds me of like ravioli Yeah, I don't know why I did this

ravioli, what do you have a good chef? Oh, also, what do I have against chef already a bunch? Sucks Yeah, it was I haven't had some chefs bbd in a while. You know, I my I've never had it And that's a lot. That's yeah, that's a lot. I've never like should we do it Should we do a chef boy already tasting on here? I'd be down to do that. Oh, wait. Can you eat that out of the can? Yeah, it comes cooked. You just need to heat it up. Do you would you want to You should yeah, it's a real question. Yeah, definitely should not

um, yeah, but or spaghettios too. Yeah, yeah, uh Spaghettios, I was a big fan of spaghettios growing up. Were you spaghettio meatballs? Wait, isn't it just it's just oh, yeah, but they have meatballs ones. They have hotdog ones hotdog. Yeah Hotdog pasta. Yeah, listen, you're not going to spaghettios for like equality. You're going because it's fucking cool Do you say equality equality? Well, maybe I mean, maybe not equality either. I don't think spaghettios is no, you know, tweeting out blm Yeah I don't know where they stand on that. We should find that out probably should yeah, uh, their parent companies gotta be like Yeah, definitely like, you know hates the poor. Yeah the pringles and spaghettios stand. What's the what's the company that oh Kellogg's

We're supposed to cancel them. They're not allowed to come Or they like fired a bunch of people or something. Yeah, the apparently the owner like the ceo Didn't want to give more money to the like the employees So he was just like instead of giving them more money. I'll just fire him. Oh, yeah He said they'll replace all the striking workers. Yeah, that's fucked up. You know what though, honestly Good for him and good for good for him. It sucks. It does it sucks and it's wrong But like he probably said like yo, I'm letting you know you go on strike. I'm gonna fire you and he fucking he didn't He did not crumble to the pressures of this, you know

Fucking Frank liberal world that we live in hyper liberal This guy Is a piece of shit. Yeah. No, he is. Oh Look at this. Yes. Take a wild guess. One two three white This guy's an asshole. I mean if you were to say white into you know, google that's who would come up Uh, yeah, what's his name? Oh my god. Who's this? Mike Kellogg? I don't know who this is. No, I mean, dude that guy's fucking

In a crowd, bro, the family or you know, look at this guy. Let's see him. Oh my god. This is bad I don't know who this is. This is just another person that kind of showed up Hey, man, we're having his head. You're really not fooling anyone with this guy You're not fooling anybody. It looks like a bad photo shop. Like his head was cut off And he's just like I'm just gonna mop this on here. It's like, you know what? This looks like you ran it through one of those apps of like, oh make me look like a woman and that's like You know what I mean? Like what the fuck are we talking about? Oh, man. Uh, but yeah, how do we get to Kellogg's? I don't know business Are we still talking about farts? Oh, we're gotta be. What's what's the not talking about farts? I have no idea. All right, realistically. Yeah

Realistically, I know we've said this. What are you selling your farts for? I would say a hundred dollars a jar Wow, Joey. Oh, this girl. I don't even know what she is. You need to take into account the margin How much for the jars? True. Are you getting them wholesale? Oh, obviously. I mean what kind of jars, you know, like there's a difference between whatever they got at Michaels, but those are not good quality jars. You want to get like what do you know about jars? Oh, I buy a lot of jars What are you talking about? I buy a lot of jars, Joey. I have any what about go ahead? Wait, go ahead with caps

Yes, so maybe it's really about the cap because jars are the foolproof thing. Well, yes But you need a good you like not all caps fit all jars, but all jars might fit all caps You never know. So you need to make sure that you get a good fucking seal ball The company that makes free plug by the way, I've I've got some ball some ball some ball jars balls You've got some balls in your kitchen. I got some ball jars. Yeah, and good quality I'm gonna big if you go to fucking hobby. Well, don't go to hobby lobby people not big I've never even seen those. Well, hobby lobbies are by me. I've gone to them once or twice Don't go though. No, don't go again. You know why right? No

But they hate like they hate the gays or something. They hate the gays the ladies. They hate them all the ladies. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they won't like Yeah, they won't pay for Like female contraception, but they'll pay for men contraception through like their condoms like health insurance and like it's a whole thing I'm not gonna get into it. They're like, yo chill with the dental dance. Yeah, and like you're talking about plan B though I'm an idiot They're also talking about like, you know like abortion like you get an abortion you're gonna burn in hell Like they like they're full on like they well, obviously you aren't gonna burn in hell No, I'm saying it'd be dope if I was like a radical

Oh, yeah, it would be yeah, if you were definitely not kind of crazy pro like that Yeah, if you were definitely the other day, I someone actually took something I said super seriously Like there was this tweet that I saw where it was like Something ridiculous. I don't know where the fuck it was, but they made these teachers Get on their hands and knees and like that pick up dollar bills for them to use on their classrooms And I was like, oh, this is hilarious. We should do this with the homeless next Right Because there was a there was like an auditorium of people watching this happen. I remember so I was like, oh, this is great

We should do this with the homeless next and in like the other people's lives discord Someone had written this like long thing To me about like this is so fucked up like why would you say that like it's not funny like homeless people have I was like Yeah, I was fucking joking like I was ironically saying the opposite. No, he wasn't he said it for real after He texted me the screenshot of that message and he was like, yo, I'm letting you know like for real. Fuck the homeless That's what he said. That's what he said. Yeah. No. Uh, yeah, I saw that fuck that whole video. I hate it so much So weird. Uh, what were we saying before that that led us to there? I have no idea. Fuck we lost it. We lost it, dude

We lost it. Well, I said I was selling my farts for a hundred dollars and you said that was too hard Oh the jars. I have a lot of jars joey. I have a lot of tea. You know, I have a lot of jars I got about 50 jars. I got about 50 jars in my house. Yeah, it's a lot of jars Okay, well, I'm just letting you know I understand the good quality and bad quality of jars. I'll also say this I'm not a big Mason jar kind of guy. Yeah, there are people that it's like their whole personality. I know. Yeah, I for real It's like you want why not putting in a macing jar and it's like yeah chill. It's a wine glass. Yeah betty sue chill out All right, I know you're drinking the fucking moonshine out of that, but take it easy

But they're not I don't like them because I spill them Like the opening it's just always somehow it's a big mouth. It's just I'm always spilling it. It's a big mouth I don't like I don't like them for that reason. I would say they're they're pretty versatile You know, I think you can put like hot stuff in him too Uh, oh like coffees. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm fucking I'm spilling this bitch Yeah, you know, you know giving a spout or something like a baby and now like, you know, they've made like tops that have like You know that have like babies, you know, sucky sucks in them. What's that called? Sippy sippy sippy sippy cup sippy cup sippy mouth pieces. Yeah, uh, not sucky sucky. Yeah, not sucky sucks

It's a completely different thing. What is it? It's when it's I mean depend what time is it? Okay, never mind. Um, so There's like I hate those people that make, you know plaid and fucking, you know mason jars their whole personality. Oh It's like we get it. It's like, oh awesome. Look, they're not cups. They're Who cares? Shut up. It's like, do you oh you want water with a lemon here? I'm gonna put it in a fucking jar It's like just give me a cup man. I or even a bottle I need to play a video for you because this just reminded me because when you said like, oh, they make it their whole personality to whatever Listen to this. Okay. I made a tiktok about this. By the way before you play that

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All right, so I saw this video and I was like guys, okay here I get 64 hours of productivity in a day No, right because eight times two i'm working 16 hours times two in efficiency That's 32 hours of productivity and i'm twice as suggestively successful. I get 64 hours of productivity. So in a day If I stay focused and actually productive for 64 hours in a day When you think that most people work 40 hours in a week and they're not focused for 40 hours What the hell what? There's more there's more. Yo, how I was I was trying to follow and I'm a genius and I couldn't do

I couldn't do it. Dude the guy I don't know who he is. I like looked him up afterward. I think he's like I don't fucking he doesn't even matter. It's it's you know who it is It's the you know people that are rich go to sleep at 3 a.m. And wake up at 7 a.m. Every single day No, people who you want to be rich you have to you have to be you have to sacrifice Your mother kill your mom sleep in a car One hour a day, bro. I'm telling you right now if you want to be rich less friendships less relationships More brown rice less sleep

It's like god broccoli chicken and cheating on your life If you eat food any other way then steamed you're not gonna be rich It's like fucking chill and I said and this is what I said in that video Is like and it reminded me of when you just were talking about the thing whatever before These people when they get successful They desperately Want to be interesting and have a thing and have like a little formula and have like a little whatever Like you ever hear like just oh, I wake up every morning cold showers. It makes me more energetic

It makes it it's like they have to have something that makes them stand out. It's like bro. You're successful We get it. You don't need one of these things You don't need a quirk to put you like it's okay to just be like, yo, I just I got successful because I worked That's it hard I also hey, let's a little bit of got lucky too. Yeah, that's okay. Look at joey. What's the coolest thing about you? Honestly, not much. Yeah, you know you wake up like everyone else right you walk your dog I walk my dog. Drive your Range Rover. Yeah, you know, you don't do these whole fucking, you know You do you do have sleep upside down and you have coffee from Oaxaca. I will say it's literally from Brooklyn

Well, you know where they got it from probably uh, definitely Um, but like I know what you're meaning what you're what you're saying and like those people that are just like The secret to my success what I do is I have a stick of butter every single day. Yeah, and it's like guys How does that fucking correlate here? That's what I mean to say like when when people start going down that road of talking about the hours in a day I'm immediately just like these people are full of shit She's like here's how you should spend your or how to be most productive Like wake up and do this blah blah blah and I answer emails and then I I only sleep four hours and like whatever and but it's like

Guys, well, it's like the fuck up. It's like the the what is it? I forgot the name watermelon seeds It's all watermelons. Shut up I forgot the name of the actual like, you know, like terminology But it's like the idea of like the snake eating its own tail is that like we have become so obsessed Of as a society of just being rich that like we then make being rich a fucking way to get rich You know what I mean? It's like, yeah, it's not just that you have fucking like tony robbins tony robbins' whole thing is he's a motivational speaker and I know like he came from My understanding humble beginnings that could be wrong

But like his thing I was like I got rich and I'm gonna get rich or telling you how to get rich Or to how to change your mind to be to eventually and that's another thing selling courses Of life. Well, I understand like like masterclass like fucking gordon ramsey or like, you know, erin sorkin bro Yeah, they just did a fucking A masterclass with lewis hamilton the greatest f1 driver of all time makes sense may want to hear his opinion But a random person being like you have to take my course because I made two million dollars last year and this is how I'm gonna do it. It's like guys What the fuck are we talking about? I understand now. Listen, I I understand because I I just want to help you

For 15 payments of $500. Yeah The difference is is I and I think we know someone that is a motivational speaker and my understanding is like There's a difference between motivational speaking. That's like I am going to speak about this thing In order to better your life. There's no like end result in mind It's just about you trying to change your mind and your way of thinking in order to better yourself as an individual And then there's people that's like take this course and I'm going to teach you how to change your mind So you can become rich or you could become loaded or or the best ones are so you can get fucking You know pussy so you can get pussy. Yeah, which are fucking ridiculous, you know, and it's like

We we believe like we see like a and I know I've used this example a couple times We see a kim kardashian Someone that like if kim kardashian says like I wake up every day and for breakfast I have just a Bowl of beet juice and it's like people are then going to be like she drinks out of a bowl like a cat You know if Good example, like it's a weird thing to do and it's such a quirk Quote-unquote, but like people will then be like

I need to be like that and they're not thinking of all the other people in their life that drink fucking beet juice in the morning That have just not done anything as nearly as successful as her. I don't know it's To me, I'm just like And I don't I don't know but it's hard for me to This would be like going to a class To learn how to do stand-up comedy or something. Yeah, it's like you already Yeah, that's what that's what Seinfeld said. That's the exact quote from Seinfeld. Yeah

He was like they they wanted him to talk at a comedy thing and he was just like if you're here You already lost. Yeah, you don't get it. You already don't get it and I feel that way about like Like I understand motivational speaking and like how that's helpful with certain things but as far as like You know your success or you know, whatever Like if if you need a kick in the butt I understand that everyone needs that from time to time but if you become obsessed with just consuming motivational content

and Going to these talks and doing whatever I feel like now you've just You you are not a dick. You're not you don't need a kick in a butt You are addicted to the feeling of feeling inspired But if it goes nowhere and all it is it inspires you to keep consuming the content Then you are stuck In what they want also is the vicious circle of like keep coming back. Yes. Keep paying me money

I'm just gonna keep motivating you think if this shit with and again I know I've used this example a couple times Tony Robbins, but like if this if that actually worked Do you think he would have made another book and he would have done another fucking like Like he would have had like, oh, this is the second part of it It's like no, why why is it changing? You know what I mean? If like if it's such a universal mentality or approach of you know to living your life Why are you then doing different, you know saying different things or like having to change it up?

It's like fucking like psychics and mediums It's all about like being as vague as possible to make it fit, you know and like a fucking astrology sign Which like your oh leos today are gonna wake up and understand that the day is here for them And it's like what the fuck does that even mean the and people make it fit So they can so because we need as like as individuals We've gotten to a point in our life where we need answers We can't understand we we hate going through when having to discover life ourselves and having to come up with our own answers That we need someone to say this is what it is. This is what it's going to be for you

I've done the hard work for you and it's like fuck shut up Fuck I mean, yeah, like I said, I just think that it's like I don't know. It's a racket in my opinion. It is it is a bit of a racket I really think I don't it's like all right. I'm gonna teach you something right now. That's gonna change your mind It's gonna fucking you're gonna you're gonna become a better person take this But literally humble and it's like the idea that you're saying this in front of 80 people like To me the biggest tell is like at some of these things literally because I know someone who has has been to uh,

Tony Robbins one you walk across hot coals and it's like how did like to me that's like I get that you can you can make that into this metaphor for life and like whatever I get that you could do that but I think it makes more sense in my opinion to be like, okay This is just like an outlandish thing to make it like fun and memorable And not just like talking whatever to keep people like coming back and feeling like I just like did that thing and like whatever And then it gets people addicted to the feeling of like

I felt so good when I was there and I felt so motivated and I was ready for everything But I lost myself along the way like I just need to go back and get that feeling back and it's like I feel I don't know. I feel like they know what they're doing like at those things like it's very much like a like I'm not gonna say evil But I feel like they know what the fuck is going on. I think that a part of it. I think that it is useful I'm not saying all motivational speaking is bullshit But I do think it is weaponized into creating sort of like money and and they they know what they're doing and uh

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I mean you had sent me this so I wanted to talk about it, but there was a An article that came out. This is I actually came out some time ago. I don't even know how you stumbled across this, but uh The title is just yogurt makes mice slimmer comma sexier sexy big sex Out of all of the animals and there are a bunch there a couple Not the sexiest not an animal that I would ever describe as sexy. Well now you have to go through and start naming sexy animals Give me five flamingos are sexy. Okay, and I would also I don't like I don't think flamingos are fucking sexy I don't think their legs are stupid. There's no the only the sexiest bird and the only sexy bird is an owl

Owls owls are sexy, dude. I think of old men when I think of owls Yeah, like an old man. Why because they're like old and like Like well first of all, I don't think we we we spoke on an episode. They're not real owls aren't real owls are one of those things Like blimps. They don't exist anymore. Yeah, I don't I don't know that I would I don't believe I don't know if I believe in owls because I just have never seen one. Yeah, I I've never seen one Becca has seen a couple and she yeah But owls are sexier go on Um, wait, what do you think is a sexy owl that's the sexiest no no sexiest

What about what about snakes are kind of sexy snakes are oddly sexy They're like bad boys like they are they are bad boys, you know because like they know Everything about a snake is evil Yeah, because you know the bible but like when they like cobras when they're like when they get up and they're just like Yeah, they like open up. They're like showing you their lats and they're like, what's up Yeah, like that. I can't walk through a door. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely So I mean those are kind of sexy

But even like the other like the small ones like you like all snakes are sexy and I'm not even saying because their eyes To this is that I would say even though I don't like them like cats are kind of like Cats are very sexy. Yeah, but like good-looking cats not like, you know, like shabby cats that have like lived in alleyways Oh, no, obviously not, you know, and not the naked cats Those are fucking disgusting. They're cute, but they're not sexy. I honestly am so unattracted to those cats that I am Shocked that they survived like the initial wave of people finding them and not just wiping them out Well, I think they were like the cat of ancient Egypt. That's how gross they were. They're probably like, this is not a thing We've ever seen ancient Egypt. They thought they were fucking gods. There's like cat gods. They thought cats were gods. Yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah, very smart people very innovative taught us a lot idiots though. My god. That was a dumb one. You guys missed that They fucked up there It's a gross cat cats are sexy and like big cats too think about like tiger. Oh my god, dude lions female lion Oh my god a jaguar. My answer is jaguar. You ever seen like a big cat? Oh Like this. Oh, there's nothing hotter than that. It's so sexy, dude I think that's why in some sometimes guys like like, oh, yeah, crawl across the room to me That's something else. No, I you know, it is something else, but I'm saying there is a correlation between seeing the shoulder blades Just go up and down. Yeah, I like that's why a lot of people are like more turned on by like Nala than they are by Simba

You know what I mean? Yeah Nala, but they She had the fuck me eyes. Yeah, she was like, oh, yeah, it was like she's also like eight. Yeah, a little weird Well, if you count cat ears is like 68. Yeah, she's all right. She's good She's good. She's good. I swear. All right. So we got cats. Yeah. Um, are you into any like I'm trying to think of like see what about like farm animals. Is there anything on a farm that that's no Farm animals are fucking stupid. They're gross, aren't they? They're the they're the ones that have the the mason jars as cups. Probably. They're the ones that are that's like they're all Chickens idiots. Uh, you know, actually, I will say terrifying

horse Can be sexy a good-looking horse Not like a you know fucked up teeth though You know Some of them but they are they are majestic. They're like when they're running. Yeah running horse. That's a sexy runner a stationary horse is like But a running horse or like a running horse. Yeah, it looks like there's someone on the inside of the mouth trying to punch their way out Yeah Yeah, that's a good way to describe it. Yeah. All right. What else what what are you talking about sea animals?

Yeah, any sea animals. I'm thinking well killer whale, you know dolphins, but they write each other Still not good joe. I was like we're not us. Oh, what about like a sea otter? Ew no, they're like you I first I thought you said seahorse and I was like what no seahorse are gross, dude They're not my type at all. Um and the dudes get pregnant. So I would have to bang a dude an eel No, there's Um, yeah, I don't think anything that lives in the ocean Because there's different like there's cute animals like sharks sharks can be kind of sexy

Bro like a great not a hammerhead. Those are idiots. No, those stupid fucks I'm saying like a great white shark one that hasn't been like chopped up by like propellers like it's just like a fresh Good-looking great. Why do sharks look like they're made out of styrofoam bro. They like you could just like do this and there's like Bro, we're just in them bro legit Sharks look like they've gone through battles Like you ever see like aquaman like they're riding sharks and like fucking hitting each other with them and shit like that Like that's what they look like. I I guess that's why though. They probably like I guess so they're always fighting But a good like a great white shark in its essence

It's like a british person like you hear like And it's like the accent might get you going but then you see the face behind it. You're like fucking gross Yeah, what about any like bear type of like a like a polar bear? You know polar bears are they're cute. Maybe they're cute Um, yeah, they are they are white Uh, they're more cute. I would say yeah, because all bears look the same, you know What about like a hummingbird? Oh like a hummingbird. What about hawks humming? No, hummingbird. Hawks are more a bald eagle, bro Bald eagle. That's the sec. That's american sexy

Yeah, that's different than like sexy sexy No, but they got like those eyes that are like What was that they're like angled down. They're like no, I don't think so, dude I would say the sexiest bird is is by far an owl Um, we should have different tastes. I don't think there are any sexy dogs Especially those like, you know, like the like dope or like those long hair like poodles Oh What David's mom ruined poodles for me

moving on No, but no, no, no, we're not going over this our friend david dc drop first last Yeah He his family had a poodle It's still dead. Oh god. That thing is gone. Okay. That thing is long gone And uh, it was named lacy Yeah, and we would always go there and this dog Never moved

I mean There was one time where the dog someone. Yeah, it didn't really move and someone put it in front of in front of the air conditioner Not on purpose and it didn't move It just stood there and it was shaking and I was like the dog is shaking like we should move the dog Joey doesn't want to talk about this for some reason. I don't know why no because I mean There's a why because I'm gonna make fun of our friend's dog Why I'm just saying I'm just saying Um

But yeah, so this says scientists Studying the power of probiotics to fight obesity got more than what they bargained for not only does Yogurt make my slimmer. It also makes them sexier. Oh, hold on. I feel like that's fat old problem here I think that's up in the air type of thing. That is a big problem. Um That's assuming who's deciding that well clearly whoever runs this, you know, fucking You know runs the media that that posts, you know, the slim people are better looking than fat people It's not right. Not true. Well, they're inappropriate. Well, they said not only does it make them slimmer but also sexier So I'm saying but there's gotta be there's gotta be a correlation because what are they basing sexy off of their mice

Studies and humans suggest eating yogurt may help stave off age related weight gain But Massachusetts Institute of Technology who don't know what's in Hawaii You know, someone's gonna do a healthy bacteria in our guts. That makes sense. That makes sense It says nothing about oh, here we go One of the first things we noticed was their fur coat Uh, it was so thick and shiny shockingly shiny But shiny fur wasn't the only thing that set the yogurt eating mice apart from their siblings They were also slimmer and the males had swagger

Oh All right. What is mice swagger? Just like You know, that's all that's all I can imagine. I I've killed by the way got another dead mouse Two damn you said was it a was it sexy? I mean, it wasn't a bad looking mouse But it was definitely not a good looking one either But like I don't know didn't have a shiny fur Because apparently shiny and swagger filled mice are like how are they how are they like determining this? They have to hire like some some guy who's like into mice

So the guy's like, yeah Put a call out like we're trying to find uh craigs like trying to guy who fucked a mouse He's like, yeah, yeah, I do it. Oh, I got you. He's like, which one's your favorite in here It's like that one with the shiny coat This all got a problem written all over it. I could imagine that it's fucking weird. I know that's a strange thing It turned whoa Hold on You read more than I did. Yeah, I did a lap a lab technician would soon discover

What was giving these males their sexy strut? Are you ready drugs? Hey you guys sitting down She noticed their testicles were protruding out really far Oh, it turns out. Yeah fat balls have balls dude makes them have more swagger fat knockers It turns out their testicles were five percent bigger than those of their non-yogurt eating counterparts and 50% bigger than Those of a mice on a diet designed to mimic junk food in humans and in this case bigger was better So for anyone out there and we test a lot of shit on mice and it ends up working out for us So if you want bigger fatter balls put down the junk food pick up the yogurt pick up a yogurt man

And not like a fucking animals. I'm talking like chibani even that maybe I have a little too much sugar Go out and get yourself just like a plain greek yogurt. No nothing added. No vanilla. No fruiting it You have a fat old fat old balls for it. Hey fat balls I mean it might be too late if you have real tiny balls, but like you might be able to make them a little fatter Yeah But that's weird because that doesn't that doesn't work in in the human race. We don't know that I don't think women or men I don't think anyone's attracted to fat balls. I think I think some people would enjoy like oh my god

It's a big sack I think there's a I don't think bigger is better when it comes to balls But I do think you'll notice like a regular sized ball sack and then when it's a little fatter You're like kind of like that, but ones that are like ridiculous should probably be like I don't know man. Maybe maybe I've not you know think about this you you go home with a guy You know, suddenly he's got a little tiny ball sack. You'd be like what the fuck well first of all Why am I going home with a guy? All right? I'll go home with a guy. There you go. Uh, Definitely with that hat after chemo

Um, I'm bringing that back Jesus Um, but yeah, so but imagine that you would be like, you know, because the most part I feel like a lot of people just they There's the Acceptable range of ball size, but if you get a little bigger, it's probably like we need I like a little more me female Opinion on like is balls balls sexy because I don't think and I think it's all about it's it's top-heavy. It's all about the penis Yeah, but you can't like these are I mean they're they're 1a1b, you know, they come they come bundled with the fucking console So I'm saying but you have to imagine that no one's like, you know, like the penis whatever the balls really did it for me

No, I don't think that it takes precedent, but I do think that there is that that like If you had to ask would you rather a small ball sack or like a fatter nut sack personally I think people would say fatter personally. I would assume you would want I wouldn't say fatter as I'd say more You would just want more ball stackie of a ball sack Like when you close your eyes and you think of a ball sack you think low hanging, you know You think You know the the typical minutiae of a ball sack. You don't want it to be fatter Well, the fat is just a way of saying no, they're saying fat nuts here

They said they were protruding out they were saying bigger They I use the word fat. Would you love your dog if he had bigger nuts? Well, he has none right now But yeah, he's got no nuts. He's got no nuts dude. He's still got a ball bag though. I've seen that that No, my dog's balls were No, you want to talk about shiny coat of fur? Yeah Shiniest balls you got pictures and he's yeah, I have a you know, I have a hilarious picture on my phone Can I see a dog? I would have to find it. It was so long. All right I'm gonna try and find it of just like because they have like an album that's like

Oh, your furry friend somehow my phone knows when the fuck it's a picture of a dog Well, I know if it's a picture of the dog's nuts I'm just hoping that it would be in that one. Um, but anyway Well, that's kind of evil that you have a picture of charlie's nuts just like fucking out and about he's laying down Right on the floor and they're caught between his legs. So he's like braining them. Oh, no, and it's like It's just insane All right, that's okay I typed in dog

You're typing in dog. That's to your phone. What the fuck is that? Dog ball. Oh, hold on. I just typed in dog. There's a bunch of pictures of the dog. I wonder if it'll pop up Because is he in the picture as well? This is it. Oh, bro I told you bro Wow, dude. Yeah, he looks like he sneezed Bro, that's insane, right? Bro. I'm just gonna hold it up to your cameras Give me I can't look away. I know I can't look away. It's I have to take it from you

This is like Frodo like I have to take the ring from you and make sure that you don't get it seriously. I'm like Guys, look at these balls It's a little it's a little uh fuzzy. Yeah, look at those fucking fat nuts, dude Look at those fat knockers, dude. The the my dog had some fucking hammers, bro We had things we wanted. Is that even legal? We got to talk about on this episode too late. Yeah, too late Um, but yeah, that's the just dogs got fat nuts. That's well What a what a time I think that's where we're gonna end this my dogs got fat nuts that old nuts. Yeah, you know, but no more

They're gone now. They're gonna have to get rid of an incinerator now I think they actually asked me if I wanted to keep them and I was like, oh and I was like I said, what's wrong with you guys? You're doctors. Oh and a nice mason jar right up here next to the habiki That would have been great. What's that? Are you growing a plant? No, no, no No, those are my dog's balls. It would be like in one of those like Like sci-fi movies. It's like yeah, like a baby's fucking head knit or some shit like that. It's disgusting Um, but yeah, I think that's all for today Frank. Where can I find you? My falbers eight zero eight five on twitter the fray calvars on twitch and instagram and uh, hey guys again for weekly

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