The Basement Yard - #328 - Farting Is A Dangerous Job w/ Stephanie Matto

Episode Date: January 10, 2022

Frank & Joe are joined by the Fart Jar Queen of the World: Stephanie Matto to talk about her fart empire. Wether it's NFTs, jars, farts, or almost heart attacks.. Matto does it all! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back to the basement yard Frank. How's it going? Oh big day Joe. I feel good big day. We have a special guest on today We have the the queen of farting I would say absolutely on our show today Stephanie motto is that he pronounced your last name? I think so. I think I'm not really sure how to pronounce my name Okay, I think it might be Stephanie Maddo But some people say Stephanie motto and I never correct them so you know what same thing happens to me People say my last name is Santiago. I go. Yep, whatever. Well, no, that's just flat out Santagato

Santagato. Yeah, it's on every shirt that he's ever put out But we we needed to have you on the show today because we had previously talked about You know you farting into jars from this four a stir the story first came out they were farting into jars and making Money doing this. We were like, what an idea We have to talk to this woman and then afterwards We will get into the fact that you ended up in the hospital because of this because it's a dangerous job that people don't understand Yeah And people said like so thousands of DMs. They were like, oh my god. Look what happened blah blah blah

So we needed to get you on and obviously just kind of figure out how this whole thing started and you know What was the reason behind? Yeah, you originally? You know setting it off into jars. Yeah, and you know like most all heroes have an origin story You know like Batman Batman's parents gone. Yeah, you know flash He thinks is everyone thinks his dad killed his mom, you know, like what's your what because you're a national hero in our eyes You're right. You figured it out. You struck gold You know, I've been in a handful of long-term relationships in my life and I've actually never parted in front of a boyfriend I've been very far shy in my past and

Um, I you know, I have my own 18 and up fan subscription platform called unfiltered and you know People will sometimes message me saying that you know, I'm attractive and that I'm so attractive To them that they want to inhale my farts. Oh And you were right for it And I always thought it was like a little bit of a figure of speech that maybe they're exaggerating Um, or joking with me But like at one point I was like, all right, you know, so many people are saying that they want to smell or like huff my farts that Like maybe I'm on to something. Maybe I should sell them or just put them up for sale on my unfiltered page

And and just see what happens. It can't hurt, right? So and that was like something kind of Different for me because I am a fart shy person. I don't really fart in front of people very often Um So, yeah, I put I put the jars up for sale and as luck would have it they ended up selling out So what did you originally like list these? At like what how did you come up with the price? Like, how did you know your worth? Yeah, I just highballed it For you you called their bluff realistically all these people were like, yo, I would

Smell your farts and you're like, oh, yeah, do it. Pay up, bitch. Pay up, motherfucker Exactly. I mean and also the question is where else are you going to get my farts? I mean outside of to the source. I don't think you could get it anywhere I mean, listen supply and demand, you know, you have a chokehold on the market right now and it's you're You called yourself a fartrepreneur and you're not wrong Absolutely And you know and then there's obviously the alternative like, you know Someone has to plot to get into a relationship with me and just hope one day I fart in front of them

But that's a lot of effort. So I'm actually saving people money and time with the thousand dollars for uh, you know what? That's extremely thoughtful of you to do that. That is um What so logistically I I am curious in the process here like how do you go about farting into a jar and like because I think we were kind of speculating like how does this happen because you got to like Close it real fast. Like what is what is logistically? How does this happen? Yeah Not that we're gonna take over the throne or anything. Yeah, we just we may I don't know but we're just curious I think we need a strong male presence in the fart market right now

Yeah, I I mean I've spoke about this pretty openly. I am not confident in whatever my body looks like and does So sitting on a jar and selling what comes out is Not something I'm like ready to take on. Yeah, uh, I think if if and realistically I don't think people you haven't seen me because I didn't you know show you my face, but No one's gonna see it. No one's gonna Right now how much I'd pay for your farts. Oh, okay. Okay. We're gonna turn this we're gonna turn this around. Let me get ready. Okay. Okay There he goes

Okay, wait your your face is hidden by the mic. Oh, oh you've got a mustache or you're fucking 70 bucks. Wow 70 bucks a jar, dude. So that's I'll tell you this 10 times more than I thought I'd make Well, let's do it get onto unfiltered and let's start selling your farts So, I mean, how would he how would he do how would I fear so how How how does it happen? So like Obviously you got to be like, okay. I'm bubbling up something right now. I'm cooking something up And then what do you do? You just grab a jar and you kind of just throw it back there

Yeah, so I mean it takes a lot of preparation and lead up So usually in the morning I get started with my diet that I'll be having that day and Every single batch that I've done has been a little bit different. So some or more predominantly cheese based and then some more protein and bean based and so Um, you know, just eat the food drink the protein shakes wait a little while and then I've beta tested the jars before I release them And I found that the best way to capture the scent in the jar Is by taking a little fabric woven flower petal

And just holding that, you know, right outside my Butt and farting directly onto that and then you just you know, you kind of get in there a little bit too Just like really I'm not saying I wipe my ass with the flower, but I'm saying like you are but Yeah, something like that, so yeah So really We're farting on to flowers fart on the flower. We're throwing the flower in the jar. We're closing the jar real fast I gotta say we were um, thank you for clarifying that Because when we first when when we first started talking about your story, we said hey evidence tampering

You're putting a flower petal in there. We thought it was a legit flower. We did too. We thought full like Beautiful, you know flowers have a scent, you know, and we were like, oh, she's you know, that's that's taken away from it But now that we're finding out that it is just raw, but yeah, that makes sense I mean, it's genius marketing move really ass and glass ass and glass. That's really what's going down now. Did anyone And and please forgive us for the amount of thinking that we've put behind this because this is something we have We were sitting there. We're like, what are we asking racking our brains? Yeah, um, you know as men our age deal But would you ever put out like a Like did you ever divulge some of like any food sensitivity you have or are you afraid that people are going to be like?

Yo, if you're sensitive to this, I want you to eat it and then just like find out what happens Oh, so, um, I I'm sensitive to a lot of foods And um, yeah, I think people are very exploitive on the internet So if I were to say that I'm like particularly sensitive to like brussel sprouts, for example I think some sikfa probably would request brussel sprout parts. So I uh, you know, I try not to give people too much information about my About my sensitivities But people actually have been really really respectful a lot of the client's health where the fart jars are

Long time fans that have been watching my youtube for a long time They followed me, you know, ever since I was on youtube the 90 day and then you know Gone from one fans subscription platform to the other and I think you know some of these people they just they purchased the farts because They they'd pretty much buy almost anything that I put out Nice, that's that's right. I mean you you have the client. I mean I read that in the first week You made around $50,000 and then in total around 200 Yeah, so it's almost $200,000

But I haven't included the expenses of like shipping and handling and of course, you know the the amount of money I have to spend on food And the time that it takes so like every no This is a full blown. What's the overhead here? Yeah What's your bottom line? No, but like so you have to Are do you have to eat like an excessive amount and then like what? So like what is it a day if you're like, okay today?

I'm you know jarring a bunch like how many jars like how many meals Like what does what is that like? You're saying like obviously you have to spend money on like food You said like beans and protein and I mean And it's a lot of food in order to produce the quantity of orders that I got in the past in the past month or two I've had to eat a lot of food and then on top of that in order to counteract the fact that I'm eating so much food I also have to pay for a personal trainer in order to you know Prevent myself from gaining too much weight because also like my physical appearance is part of my brand and like you know What I produce online. So yeah, there's there's a lot of thought that goes into it and a lot of food

And uh, just you know, trust me like if I never have to eat another bowl of cabbage soup in my life I'd be pretty damn happy cabbage soup. Where were you were you like going to Ireland just to come back and like That's a very Oliver twisty meal Cabbage makes you fart cabbage does yeah. Oh my god. Are you kidding me? That's like the number one fart producing food There is wow cabbage brussel sprouts broccoli. I think too really. Yeah, it's rips you up I'm from I'm from checker public and uh, it's called zelnyaczka It is like a traditional check cabbage soup and sometimes you could put potatoes and pork into it and And I had a I had a pretty big like pot of it one day and

I think I still have some in my fridge and that's probably why it smells bad in there So I I also want to get into the fact that You are now since also slamming a y-clock. Definitely love it. I love it so much good for you. It's thirsty thursday Yeah, it's one o'clock and it's thirsty thursday. I'm all about this Have a good day, you know a great day clearly. We're we're proud of you I'm glad to be alive, you know Yeah, I want to get into that because you ended up in the hospital. This is why so many people hit us up They're like, hey, there's a gaff in the market now. You guys could probably go in

They weren't they were being a little they were like pirates. They were like, she's gone. Go for it. Yeah It was kind of fucked up. She's like, hey, man, we need to see if she's okay Uh, so yeah, you ended up in the hospital from this. Can you kind of explain how that happened? Yes, so this was right before christmas I had a lot of orders to fulfill and I got a little bit greedy and overzealous And I thought that I could maybe fulfill all of these orders And uh, I remember on this one particular day. I have like three very very very large protein shakes And I was working my way through a batch of black bean soup

And all throughout the day. I just was not feeling very well And I finally get to bed at night and I start feeling a pressure pain on my chest And I felt like I couldn't even breathe in that every time I tried to breathe in it Felt like someone just like wrapping something tightly around my chest So I was convinced that I was having a heart attack So I call it my friend and I'm like, girl, you need to come over here. Like you need to drive me to the emergency room I think this is it like I'm gonna have a heart attack. So she drives me to the er And you know, they they know my symptoms. They think that it's serious

They do an ekg a blood panel to make sure I'm not having like a blood clot or a stroke And um, I didn't tell the doctor that I'm that like I'm eating all this protein and beans because I'm making fart jars But I just I simply stated that this is my diet and they looked concerned Based off of like what I told them that I had eaten like they were very confused why I would be eating something like that But you know, my ekg test came back perfect everything came back fine And it was it was concluded that the reason why I was feeling this was from like severe gas pain That was just building up so much that it was actually You know putting pressure on my heart and my chest

So I wasn't having a heart attack. I was just having like, you know gas with a little bit of anxiety So I think like at that moment I said to myself, um I have to either slow down production or like just completely take this into a new direction Which I did Yeah, and you you said I'm retired you go out on top go out like elway like john elway And I'm I'm digitizing my fart jars. So now you can enjoy your fart jar in the metaverse And I have released my own collection of fart jar nfts that people can you know, enjoy And where can they find them if you want to plug it up?

So they just have to go to fart jars nft.com and they'll be able to mint Their very own fart jar some of them come with redeemable assets So if you're one of the lucky few you might actually get a fart jar nft that uh that unlocks a physical jar of farts Whoa So I haven't fully retired But no you're you're very much in the game. You're in the game She's pulling the strings from the background. She's got a chokehold on this world. I am no longer a fart factory I am now a fart like special batch gourmet. Well, exactly. It's art. You're artisan now. You've got you graduated

You know, this is like when jay-z retired like five times. It's like, yeah, yeah, I'm sure I'm sure dude. You're still making money Yeah, well good. Good. Well, we're glad you're okay. I think that's the most important thing is like we're glad you're feeling okay And that could be really really scary Also, like Is there any That's the first important thing the next important thing is did we up charge these remaining jars That you hadn't sold. I don't think she could say that she's gonna give away the secret to success over here

Wow people there's no secret. Oh, it's like pokemon cards like the first like addition are like super valuable That's what I'm that's what I'm getting at. I mean, listen if you guys want some jars I'll give you a discount honestly Honestly might need to get one Just just just put it right there in the background memento. Yeah, you guys know what this is exactly. Well, it's guessing our show I do have more questions. Um I I haven't written down, uh, my my my wife is a big fan of you. So uh, she you know She I'd be remiss if I didn't say that she says hello. She didn't ask me that. I'm doing it myself

Uh, but she helped me put these together. Um uh now Have you like what this might be too technical, but like is this like taxable income? Like how do you classify? Are you like the sole proprietor? Yeah, are you your own employee? Are you at like the like as your like you your bowels or your supervisor? What's going on? I mean technically that's all right I feel like that the farce should be classified as a charitable exemption. Wow Genius. I mean give it back to the world also. Is it 200 or are we like lying to the government out loud?

That would be a mistake number one record Yeah, I should have never said this number. Yeah, you can bleep. We'll bleep it out. Yeah, we're on your side It's okay I hadn't thought about the tax aspect of it. Yeah, but it's like I'm sure it'll be stressful But my accountant he's gonna handle it and obviously, you know, we'll do the right thing and I do plan on Also donating a portion of my uh of the nft wow from uh

That I make from the nfts to a charity and I think I'm gonna I'm I'm probably I've decided That I'm most likely going to donate to be the match foundation, which is a bone marrow registry foundation So, you know, I'm trying I'm trying to do good with the money You're doing way better than I would be I'm telling you right now a straight up fart empire Yeah, Frank would just hoard all the I'd hoard all the money like and I wouldn't even I wouldn't even fart I'd just be like, yeah, that's that's a fart jar and I just like Scoop old jar and you're like dog shit or something and then call it a day. Oh my gosh Well, you know, I I need to feel like I'm making a difference in the world. No you

I'm sure there's have you thought about venturing into other uh Sort of fetish or kink type of thing because I feel like Every woman in the world who has ever had a social media account has been hit up by a Faceless account like yo, I will put your whole foot on my mouth that kind of thing Um, so have you have you ever thought about venturing into other Things and like farts was the one you decided to you know start with is there anything else that you would be willing to

kind of jump into I'm very open-minded. Um, I think like just as long as you know, it doesn't require like sending like feces or I feel like I feel like that might be like slightly illegal or something So not sure about that, but you know, I I would definitely offer people lingerie a bra

Something like that. So that's a that's a big market as well. It is that is a big market What is there a market for queefs? Um, queefs. Yes. So with the nfts actually 10 of the 5 000 nfts that we've released actually do come with the redeemable queef fart and uh Logistically speaking, uh, it is quite hard to queef on command But I was I asked my wife that

Yeah, is she thinking about selling her queef fart? No, no, no But I asked like if that's something you could do on command and she's like, I'm sure there are people out there Oh, yeah Yeah, like it involves kind of getting into a really uncomfortable yoga position and doing like this pelvic floor Breathing in I don't know. It's hard to explain, but there definitely is a way well My dog is being so annoying Frank come over here. You want a treat? Come have a treat Yeah They're like scratching on the freaking wall

Um, but yeah, there's there's definitely ways there's other ways that you can also produce queefs But that would include, you know, uh intercourse and you can't really that's like logistically speaking it'd be pretty hard to To do that every time you need. Yeah, you might have to split a profit or something. Yeah, you don't want to do that I don't want to put the profit either. Yeah. Yeah, you can't you can't bring in more people in the circle. So Now would this be like when when you were, you know, at the which you're still at the top of your game I don't want to you know come off it sound like I'm this is the peak of the peak of the mountain the pinnacle Um Would you be like out and like if you were like out with like, you know getting food or something with your friends

Like and you had to fart would you be like, yo, hold on? Would you pull out like a backpack of like mason jars or something or like how was that? Well, like I said earlier, you know, I'm still deep down that fart shy girl. I I was before so it makes sense, you know in public. That's really not like an option for me, but Yeah, I just try to do it in the privacy of my own home and it's actually kind of convenient because I'm very introverted I'm kind of a hermit and I never leave my house anyway. So it's like, you know I never really miss a fart this might be a little too much like to actually get serious but like when the when the

Original story broke when you shared, you know, kind of like the amount of money you were making did you have people like Contacting you and being like, what are you doing with your life? Like was there any criticism thrown your way? I've had people reach out to me saying that, you know, they hope I lose everything That's so vague like emotionally I hope you lose everything. It's like, all right, dude I thought there was like a really straight but that one stood out to me. I was like, I hope you lose everything I'm like, shit. That's like that's just like a broad statement

You I would at that point would rather receive a death threat than get like, I hope you lose everything It's like that sounds so much realer. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Jesus Um, but you know, so many people judging me and really getting so upset and heated about it And it's like it's it's kind of sad to me because I think like at the end of the day Listen, this story that's come out about the fart jars is lighthearted. It's funny. It's fun I don't take myself too seriously And in light of everything that's going on in the world today with like COVID and like horrible things happening in the world

We should be grateful that this is like a headline story. Hmm. Yeah. Yeah, I think I agree. I think that is it is a fun thing um You ain't kidding. It was it was funny for one second and then I got real serious about it. I was like, oh, no, no We recorded and then we like turned off the cameras and we were like, we need to do this Like, hold on. We didn't what the fuck because I had never like I guess I always assumed that there was a market for that stuff Because yeah, you know, as you said like every woman on social media gets some sort of weird message But it didn't it didn't like come to our attention until like someone messaged me And like I was like, whoa, okay

And then that's when you know, your your story had kind of come out at the same time and we were We're like, wow, this is like yo 50 g's in a week from from farting. There's not a lot. I wouldn't do for that money, you know Farting into a jar is like the easiest. So let me tell you this let me ask you this Because you say you like retired. You're not going to be selling jars Is that because you're pivoting to the nfts because You know, there is a myth that women don't fart or poop. They don't like that's been De-fucking bonked. There's no they don't my house. Yeah So that's been debunked. So, uh, do you think that you would still

periodically sell some Or are you not doing that to keep like the ones that you have the value of those going up like the nfts? More rarity because if it's me and I know I could get a thousand dollars for a fart And I'm gonna be farting anyway if I like, you know, might as well, right might as well Um, I mean, I haven't really given it much thought but like I definitely do want to pivot more into the nft space because You know, I just I love The idea of nfts. I've you know, I've really been involved in like the crypto world the past year I actually had a crypto crash course that I developed. So I'm very much so interested in in being part of that

Um, and you know, it definitely beats sitting around and eating beans and drinking protein shakes all day You ain't kidding. Yeah Yeah, so and I think also like I do have a somewhat traditional family And you know, a lot of them are in checker public and even the story even went viral there Oh boy, unbelievable. So um, and they you know have expressed some concern about the story So I'd like to you know, I don't I don't want my I don't want my family name to forever be I mean, it probably is already but What what did your what was your family's like initial reaction when you're like, yeah, I just made $50,000 like farting into jars

Uh, so, uh, I got a phone call for my mother as soon as the story broke And she called me and said that everybody in her office was talking about how her daughter is selling farts in a jar And how my mother found out the news. So she was uh, she called me and she's just like, what the fuck are you doing? Making money my So you want a new car? So, uh, but also my mom isn't like too surprised when things like this happen. I mean, I did Go on 90 day fiance and I you know, and the founder of an 18 and up Spans subscription website. So it's like this has kind of been my gig like doing out of the box

Unconventional things. So it's like, you know what mom just get used to it because it might even get weirder than this Oh, well, we are looking forward. We are we are very much so looking forward to that because I think we always talk about like how weird You know our show gets we'll talk like we'll start talking about like ice cream and we'll end talking about like A dead dog or something it just we go all over the place Those are your fault. Yeah, those are my fault. We go all over the place. So Good for you because you you really are living the dream, you know I don't I don't think there are many people that can say that they have sold a fart and if they have Nowhere near the profit that they've you know that you've made from it. So good. Good on you. We actually were uh

approached by uh fartslave fartslave. Yes a fartslave Who Wanted to buy our farts. Yeah before the story broke. Yeah, and we were like what? Oh my god That's how we got into this. Yeah, so we really were talking about prices and whatnot and then you came and kicked the fucking door down I'm making $50,000 a week and we're over here like no 75. Yeah, I was like, oh cool I can make like 30 dollars a week or something and like you're just coming in here and just you know completely killing it Hey, it's never too late. You know follow your dreams. Yeah, that's that's really it's thank you. Yeah, you know

Um, so speaking of you know, kind of unconventional out of the box had have you received some requests that have just been so out there that you were either Unable to satisfy or you just you know said to them like listen like you need to you know, see a shrink or someone So there's one guy that's on my unhiltured who's been making the same request for a certain type of video for about Like three four months now And I've like profusely told him No, and it will never happen yet. He still asks me on an almost daily basis persistent Like and he wants a video of me running on a treadmill for 30 minutes Oh, wait, what does that have to do? Why? Yeah, why?

I don't know but he just like he wants to see me running for 30 minutes and I keep explaining to him. I can't So I have to get into running shape for this dude I'm right there with I I'm much quicker to like cut off a finger than run on a treadmill for 30 minutes So I am right there with you and he's like willing to pay anything and I'm like literally there was no amount you could pay me I Simply cannot run for 30 minutes That is you and me both shocking. I can't that's a new one that I didn't this is running joe over here That's that I'm not saying it's just a running joe like he posted a picture like I barely sweat

It's him drenched in sweat. So, you know, that's not what I meant. I meant it shocking that On a platform like that that you would be like, I just want to see you run Like right like you don't want like a like a like a sweaty piece of underwear or something Nothing, they just want to see you running Which that that's kind of a little scary like have they asked you to be like he's telling me I'm like fat or something Like maybe he's like I'm trying to he's concerned. It's like I just need you to fucking exercise That's fucked up I would start to be concerned if he started putting in like as you're doing it if he's like, all right now

Look back and scream get away from me. You know, just like He started making it like you were running from him. It's like It's like, I don't I don't want any underwear. I just want to want you on a caloric deficit It's like Jesus man Wow, okay, so I mean you're building an empire over here and uh, I think it's it's truly amazing and And we appreciate you coming on and talking to us. Yeah, thank you so much. Yeah I hope you check out the far jar NFTs Yeah, check them out. Yeah plug it whatever whatever it is. Is the farch far jar nft dot com. I think

It's fart jars with an s nft dot com And you know, we still have some left They're going fast. So go check them out. I believe it And and we know it's probably been, you know, crazy, you know with interview requests and stuff over the last couple days So it we really appreciate you taking the time to speak with us and you being as candid as you have been I know that this can sometimes Be a little strange to talk about because I'm like you in a lot of ways You know, um, I I am I'm not a farter. I'm not a public farter. I just I and I've never like

It doesn't happen in my household. I don't like shame anyone that farts around me But at the same time, I just I don't know. I don't I'm not crazy about it. So you are like an inspiration Let me tell you I because I mean, there's a there's a level of comfort in your own body Yeah, you need to achieve in order to do that. So like in that regard You're way better than I am confidence through the roof. Yeah, you're motivating Frankie to come out of this farch shell I probably won't but you know, hey you better. Oh Make some money on it

There you go on filter I'm I'm flattered. Yeah, we're gonna have to get that jar in here and put it up on the shelf Yeah, so we're actually we're building a new set for our show. So that could go right on the shelf Oh my god. Yes. And me give me your address. I'll send you a far jar We're getting that we're getting so sweet. Exactly. That's awesome. That is really nice. Um, but yeah What's your uh, social media if people want to follow you? Yeah, so if people want to follow me just head over to instagram It's stepanka matto on both instagram and tiktok or you just google Stephanie matto and you'll you'll find You'll find more than you've even bargained for

Amazing. Thank you so much again. Thank you again. Uh, this has been great. And I hope you have a great rest of your day Thanks guys. It was nice talking to you. Bye. Nice meeting you. All right. Bye Well, well, well, wow What a what a treat what a treat it was. What a what a lovely woman. Um Really appreciate her coming on. She was really cool. Yeah, really cool and some insight into the farth empire I gotta say like And obviously I'm not a complete piece of shit But like well the fact that she is donating a lot of the proceeds to from the nfts

To something like regardless of what it is. It's like really nice. Yo, by the way, talk your shit about farting into jars What the nft pivot dog? Yeah, that's that's a business. Well, this is exactly it's a business Well, and you heard she said she started her own. She's a founder. Oh, uh, she's a founder of an over 18 content website I don't know if I'm saying the proper term. Yeah, like that's that as well. Hey big time We're talking about entrepreneurial to the point where Anything that leaves her body and like money you can talk all the shit you want But until you do it at her level Like everyone talks shit about jeff bezos because you know all that stuff about like treating his employees, whatever

but like but like The bezos, you know, that's the daddy of business. Yeah And she's she's the mama of the fart game. Yeah Period She's the backdoor queen. She's well that makes that sounds completely wrong. Well, that's not what I meant. I mean, you know, maybe I'm just like it's kind of crazy and it's also nice to hear that people are like respectful of her She's not getting requests like well that one guy that told her to run on a fucking. What the hell was that?

That's a little weird. I want you to run on a treadmill For 30 minutes oddly specific very specific And this is someone who clearly has like a thing. It's like dexter morgan, you know Where like This guy was like born on a treadmill that was running or something and like he needs to see people running on a treadmill Maybe he likes to see women like Also, like Go to a gym

Probably this guy gym trips for this guy is just a jerk off sesh. Yeah, like I'm not advocating for someone to be staring at women at the gym. That's inappropriate. That's fucking weird. Yeah, but The same at the same time you got to work smarter not harder, you know, and it's like, oh, go to a track a fucking well, yeah, I mean running on the track I don't want to advocate this because it seems like yeah, whatever. It's a little weird, but like plan of fitness Not that expensive You know, it's like four dollars a month. This gentleman is asking, you know, this this woman I For uh, he's probably hanging on godly amount or willing to at least. Yeah, it's like you could satisfy that itch fairly quickly

Yeah, you know, but I mean good for her. I think that's there might be some fendom Uh with that. It's like a fendom. I I'm worried. I want to pay for something normal I don't know. Yeah, like the guy who like just stare into the camera for 10 minutes Hey, man, it's some people like eye contact. I'm telling you there's absolutely, you know, every You say every ass is a seat, you know, if someone's got to be turned on by everything in the world Every ass is a seat. Yeah, every ass is a seat. That's not it. Yeah. No, it's not. Yeah, that doesn't make any sense Why not? How was an ass a seat every ass? There's a seat for every ass. Yeah Yeah, but you said every ass is a seat. You're not sitting on a seat. I said every ass has a seat

Oh, oh, I didn't say it is but I I guess technically every ass is a seat So is every face you can't sit on a butt. Well face makes more sense. You can sit on a butt How do you sit on a butt the same way you sit on anything else? Dude, you are you seriously arguing that you can sit on any butt? Unless you don't unless they're fucking made of like egg shells like you could sit on any butt What you have to throw their legs over their head? No, they can lay face down and just sit on their butt. Oh Dude, I wasn't even thinking of that I was thinking of the the amount of pressure that would have to be on someone's neck to like lay down

Like just throw their hell eggs up and you sit on them like I've seen a couple You know schoolboy small package pins from rey mysterio that show that people can sit on a butt like that Schoolboy small package. Yeah, you remember the old wwe F days were like rey mysterio would roll someone up and he would just sit on their butt and like pull the tights a little bit Oh You know count the three they're right When you're right, you're right. You're you're in business minded like me and staff dog I'm gonna get into the ads right now. We're gonna transition. We're gonna knock out the first two here

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Excuse me. Maybe maybe it was like a misinterpreted Maybe it was meant to be like a nice thing because she's giving away farts So it's like yo, I hope you are fresh out of farts that like you you sell it all That's not it. I don't think it is. Yeah, that's you know, that's the optimist in me. Yeah, that's that's glass half jar Jar half full jar half full of fucking ass Yeah, well, yeah, and I'm glad that she cleared up the whole evidence tampering thing right the flower. Yep She wipes it with a cloth flower

You know, there may be some uh Close your ears residue when you're farting what you're talking about You think I can't handle the fact that she's probably got poop particles on this thing Well, I I know that you don't really enjoy that. I think of anything That's you know, that's like striking gold if you'll buy that that's true Honestly, if there is some shit particles on this pedal I would probably jack up that price. That's what I'm saying now for her I mean, listen, I think she may need it like a business manager and I'm willing to be that for her

So if she's watching this it sounds like she's got an accountant already It sounds like she's probably I mean she's got an accountant, but you know, not a not a business manager, you know Well, you know, listen, uh, whatever. What's what's the company 20? Sanagato studios always looking for more talent always looking for more talent also Just like as an it from an advisor standpoint. I would love to help you out here But yeah, I would definitely jack up the price. You started from nothing Immediately off the bat went for a thousand dollars per jar. We're gonna crank those numbers up. No, you're worth. Absolutely. I'm proud of her I mean

Look at what happened in the staple center 10 years ago. No one ever heard of you know, bitcoin or they or very few people did now It's the cryptocurrency center where the lakeers play. It's crypto.com. But yeah crypto.com now in 10 years It could be, you know, the fart jar ink square garden Madison might be out. Yeah, fart jar ink coming in. Yeah, fart jars nft Fart jars nft. That's that's just crazy We should probably get one of those how much how much do you think those go for should we check it out? Well, yeah, she said she was kind enough to say she would send this one for the set Well, she was against us a jar. I'm talking about the nfts. Oh, I don't know

And what is the nft like if you can't smell it, isn't that I guess the digital bro This is a website 5000 fart jar nfts available mint here. I'm not even familiar with nft language So I don't even know what mint mint means like good 0.05 ethereum Oh, she's taking crypto for this stuff, bro. It's nft. I didn't I thought you could just pay for money No, no, no. Oh, I can't connect my wallet. I get too scared They're gonna take all your ethereum that you have left. I what I'm gonna add how much is an ethereum coin right now

I'll look I have some ethereum of course you do ethereum right now is 3449 Dollars so half of that for a jar half of that. It's like 1700 0.05. Oh, they said 0.5. No, so point It's so half of 340 what I say 344 times 0.05 172 bucks. That's not bad I mean better than a thousand dollars. Oh, yeah. I mean, yeah, then you're getting the physical

You know, I'm a big physical digital media guy You are like a collectible guy. I go I go when I buy the video games You know and I have them in my hands. So there are people that are like me Listen, man Fart jar nfts you can go get one right now for like 172 usd Yeah, you know what I mean So good for that and and she's donating some of the you know some of the proceeds to charity. You're kind of dope

There's one with a donut in it Honestly, it'd be way more inclined to buy a fucking fart jar. So you could buy what it looks like Yeah, I still I'm not familiar. I honestly. No, I honestly. No, no, I'm not. I'm still very You don't know. It's you're a newbie the the most I know about nfts They cost money or the skit that snl did on it where p. David's been saying a song No, so there's you you get to pick one. Can I design one? No Oh, well, so they design them and then they put them out for this price Right. It's all fucking blockchain crypto fucking. I don't know what that is. Uh, but then you pick one

You're like, yo, which one's my favorite diamond one is cool. What's in there? Oh, yeah, this one's fucking tight. What's in it? This is unfiltered on it. Oh, that's the name. It's going like this. I'm pretty sure that's the name. Is this white power? That's white power We uh-oh Change that one up a little bit. No, no, it's a okay I think they only have four fingers. So you can't make the w this one has a top hat and um Wheat, what is that? Well, I can't see is it a feather? No, no, no, it's like wheat No, I look I think that looks like dill Could be dill it could be dill could be dill

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If it means having to adjust my diet, I don't know if I could do it because that she made it seem not very fun Having to eat fucking cabbage soup Yeah I've never I like cabbage. That's a lot. Who likes cabbage. I like cabbage the irish and that's it Or is that corned beef And cabbage what is corned beef? It's like beef That's like cooked in like a pickling agent or some I'm not quite sure It's it's like

I don't know. It's like a pickled pickled beef. The irish are disgusting. I can say that i'm irish He is he absolutely is he's half though. So half of you can be upset with him the other half don't be Yeah, you're also italian. So say something bad about them Hairy arms Come on, you can think of a better one. I'm the women. I mean, oh That's good, you've redeemed yourself. My dad told me a joke. Okay. My dad told me a joke I'll go great a while ago and he was like Oh

What's the joke I think it was like something about I'm not even I don't even know the joke but the joke but basically it ended with like What do you do if an italian woman is on fire and it's like spit on her moustache or something like that? I forgot what it was But it was uh, that's not it. Call your dad. No, definitely not. Yeah, I know Hey, I'll just quick question. Yo, you know, we should probably set that up one day with our dads. Well, just I'll I'll So the miracle will be getting your dad on zoom

Yeah Would be like dad just click on this and then click launch please and then once that's done I'm I'm afraid of what my dad would say. I may mail him a laptop just to just to do this Yeah, my dad would be like too into it where my dad would go. I was like, yeah, frank You remember what you shit your pants and I'm like, whoa dad chill out like he would be too fucking Oh, I got my dad would treat this like he was on rate like radio city stage Oh Christmas like just like your dad would be more than a performer than my dad

I think my dad actually you might talk a lot of shit and then get on and just be quiet. You know, my dad was in a play What play four years ago. What? Yeah, what play it was uh It was like a christmas play your dad was in a religious play. No, it wasn't religious. It was like christ Actually, it might have been brawl. It wasn't really a play. I mean, so here's what I mean Because he lives in like a small town now. Mm-hmm. But so He had to try out or something and I got a picture, bro. I was Dying so hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I I know your father. Yeah, I've known him since as long as I've known you He's a fan of the arts your father

Went to an audition. Yeah Went again for a callback. Yeah And then fully participated and I am so proud of him and he and he was like a shepherd Oh Where's a frankincense? Yeah, he basically coach. Yeah, that's that's what he had to do shepherd something like that. It was like, uh I believe it was like some christmas themed or whatever. It was very biblical to be honest Well, he had a staff and shit. Well, duh and uh, I feel like your dad has a staff normally and just be like Oh, I also have this staff

He showed up with the staff dude. It was so funny and then he told me that he took a job at a theater so that he could like Get in cahoots. It was all part of a master plan to get in cahoots with people who work there So that so that he could like do better on the auditions and get into more plays. That's smart. Yeah, very smart My dad and my mom was in you know, uh, all staff, uh show, uh for greece

She was in greece. She was she was in like the stage play for greece is different You know, there's like songs and stuff cut out of like the movie But uh, yeah, she played marty And she's saying is that it's it's one of the characters. Is it a dude? No, my mom didn't play a dude He said marty is marty. It's like a more for a martin Like It's a girl named marty. Okay in the movie if you know or the play I don't and she's saying like in front of like the whole school and she crushed it

Really? Yeah, she actually did really well. Wait. When was this? 2011 2012 dude. Yeah, I have videos and stuff on my computer. I can find them. Wait. What's school ryan? What the fuck? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They told me this. I don't like you know, that is brian would do three plays a year They do a fall like drama Uh, you weren't all of them. No, no I was gonna be in the first one that I was there. Remember I was only in brian for two years Yeah, and I dropped out of the drama because the time constraints couldn't do it And then they do in like the spring they do or like the winter they do a staff play

You know and then in the like the spring slash early summer like in like april or may They do like the like musical, you know, remember I was in fiddler on the proof I was in man olemansha, you know, I was leading man olemansha, you know, donkey hote Um guys got some portfolio. I I got quite. Yeah, uh, I have pictures too. Oh, yeah, you got posters. I do uh, and My mom I get posters of himself in this room on the wall. It's great. I'll post that shit. I don't give a fuck I'm raw like monday night. You still got them. Damn right. I do they better be up that uh, well, no Put them in the posters

No The posters I had up in my high school fucking room or not I remember when I was in college. I still hung up like our like little league football jerseys And tim my my old roommate. He was like, hey, man, it's time to take those down and I was like, you need someone to tell you I was like, all right, you're right. They got taken down. Yeah, but yeah My mom was in uh, was in greece and she crushed it. She really did I was super like in addition to her doing well. She was like, I was proud she got up there My mom's never been in shit

Yeah, my dad neither Uh, but yeah But yeah, um, also you remember when you did the talent show and like third grade second grade second grade Yeah, bro. I don't know why I don't know why but you know like how there's just random points of your life I just stick out and you remember nothing else from that year second grade Bro, I can see you on stage with stop rose. Nope. No, no with lauren bettencourt. Yep, and david Yep

One more one more one more icon of the game that you're missing Was it a dude or a girl a guy? Who was it? Lawrence. Yeah, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah squad that it was it was a tail for the fucking ages Frankie was like lip syncing the song and like dancing and you were just like jumping. Yes. So it was When the first pokemon song that I had never heard it was like from the album Which I the album. Yeah, they had a pokemon. It was called like to be a master Pokemon out. You didn't know this. I have that pokemon album. I listened to that shit on my cd player so hard

One you have a pokemon album two you have a cd player, bro. You didn't have a cd player when you were Oh, I thought you meant now dog every now and then I put it on for miles. We laughed to it um, but It was I wore this I had this like fucking big black long sleeve shirt or it might have been short sleeve And it was just mu on it. Damn pretty dope. That's tight and um, it was the the team rocket like double trouble song So like the back of the fucking stage had like frills by the way Two choreograph moves the whole time really the whole time two minute song just two moves

and It was you you were like performing. Oh, I Put on I remember you being like And like singing all the words and oh, yeah, it was like it was like out front row for that Bitch, I think I still remember the song like well, but It was like the whole song right now You know like we were carrying a bag with Pikachu in it because that's the whole thing is that we're gonna capture

Pikachu You're criminals we're criminals team rocket We're walking around and then like when it was for the chorus, which is team rocket's rocket talking trouble Walking trouble double trouble real trouble's gonna follow you it was Just picture me standing. This is me right here two legs. It was team rocket's rocket talking trouble Just jumping yeah jumping four squares. I remember that real trouble's gonna follow you Nailed it. That was it. Yeah, and then what would you do during the verses?

You Tread water You would just tread water. Yeah, you guys just re-style it Yeah, but when did you have the bag? Um, it was like we're gonna capture peak at you That was james Damn, dude, there's like Meowth like breaks it down at one point He wraps he doesn't rap, but they're like I'll beat the joker of crime What's the song called? Uh, just type up team rock team rocket song on youtube

Double trouble double trouble I gotta play this Oh, we're gonna get demonetized all we already were for the park. They got a copyright for this bro. It's nintendo. You think they don't? Yeah, that's true I just need to hear it a little bit Do you know there was some other video that we put out? And we played a song for like a second and they fucking nailed us did they it might have been the kid rock one They say I'm thinking about it. It might have been

So when this part Damn, that's kind of a hard song it sounds like uh When it starts off with the leader of team rocket, which his name is James no Giovanni, oh, I was I was no no no, uh, and and he's like I want you to capture Pikachu and this time don't screw it up Yeah, and it was like the talent show had like gold like Like stuff like hanging in the background and I poked my head out and I was pretending to be

It was just your hands my head and you were like, yeah, it was the highest time don't screw it up I need to find this video because also Yeah, we need that. It's a tape. Yeah, I need that. Also on this is um Davino singing and singing and dancing to live in la vida loca Time out you don't know this Joey He'd be like he was like upside inside out. She's living la vida. Oh time out. Hold on. Hold on for a while No, it was funny before but now I'm dead serious. I'm very You have a video of your performance and and then divino

by himself No, it's like him other people that we knew who I'm not gonna get first and last We're not shy at the first the last one. It's like him Uh, uh Are you sure you want me to let them fly? Why is it like crazy? No, but like I don't know like demmy She's in with divino. Well, she was she was doing another song Oh, I think with divino. It was like this this girl ariel remember those girls. Oh, yeah, I do remember Yeah, I think it's cousin or something like that something I don't think but they did live in la vida loca that girl demmy did like i'm blue

I feel like I remember that uh, laurence's brother was on there. Yeah doing. I think ray of light by madonna It's a good hit. It's a great song. It's a good song. Um I don't I don't know dude you need to get your hands on this table my mom has it I saw it a couple years ago. I if I check my computer. I might have a video or two pro I need that that's fucking incredible. It's it's uh, it's an icon of the game divino doing live live in la vida loca Yeah, you know what you need to find you need to find the video of our fifth grade dance Oh, I'm sure my mom has that if we we used to watch that So we got a fucking the fucking woman

What do they call like the motivational dancers the dj the no it's like there's a dj party dancer Yeah, it's like a party dancer who like gets the crowd going and moving this woman was on all types of drugs Yeah, just like crazy. She was like very she was the girl that did all the dances Like from like first grade until then she was at every single one then and we're talking like and bless her Halloween Like all the all the dances lady had tons of energy a lot to deal with fifth graders might have been supplied by debt Yeah, possibly Um, it was the 90s. No one cared. I don't give a shit. Uh, but she would like that. What was the song?

Oh, uh, who let the dogs out and she would like add commentary. Yeah, she was like Who let the dogs out? And then she gives the she'd give the uh, she gave the uh microphone to some fifth grader She was it was like who let the dogs out and then the kid goes I did and then she goes So did I yeah, and I was like Like it just came it just came out of nowhere like she'd be like So did I That song was like I love soda. Oh my god. Yo, that was a great song. I love so I do love soda I don't drink it anymore. Maybe they're you know, I kind of gave that up

You know interesting about that girl step I once had that feeling where I thought I was having a heart attack and it was because I had too much soda and beer Soda and beer about pack night What were you doing? I I'll tell you exactly it was like around the holidays. I was home from college I was up late on my computer watching bested Dana Carvey On snl. These are these details talk matters

And I had that same feeling and I thought I was having a heart attack and my sister I like called her I was like, I think I need your help and I might need to go to the hospital And then it was just like I was just too gassy. Did you fart it out? I don't I'm sure I did but like I didn't like let it rip when my sister was there Dude, one of the funniest stories I've ever heard my uncle Had to take medication for something I think he had some like surgery or something so but he had to take medication And I guess it gave him a weird reaction

And it made him insanely gassy and he was in a lot of pain my And we're at my uncle's house and his wife is like Drunk off wine and she's telling the story with tears on her eyes like dying laughing Or they're like crying like sad and she's like He was in his underwear In a tidy whiteies and nothing else rolling around in the kitchen And complaining about being in pain and just farting

Like can you imagine that scene just like It's like a part of uh having a heart attack that you like fart a lot because I remember I You didn't know this wait, what? Farting in heart there's an there's an episode of parks and rec where uh jerry larry gary Gergits gingrich, they scare him. Is that a real name that you just said his name is it goes It's it's part of the show, but his name is like originally jerry and then gary and then larry and They like scare him like a ah, you know like a jump scare like leaving a bathroom or something and they scare him

And he keeps farting And they're the girl like one of the girls in the show's a nerd. She's like no He's having a heart attack and he's like Ah Yeah, and then I looked it up and it's like that's apparently like a legit part of Not all but sometimes you have heart attack which listen up any love ones in my life. You're gonna have a heart attack near me Just hold your butt Yo, don't because that'll make the response less urgent if I just hear you ripping your ass

Yeah, if you're ripping if you're ripping ass, I'm you're chiming the bell So if you're hitting the gong, yeah Uh, yeah, that'd be fucking hilarious. Oh, yeah, so Fucking we've had a day. What a day. It's been interesting. That's why I love doing this show. It's a great show and uh Boy, oh boy guys just keep sending us these these people that you find on the internet. We'll reach out to them We'll see. Oh, we we might become op l 2.0 Less serious, you know, we don't want to talk to people that have like traumatic stuff You know, like you know, like my dad's dead or something like we want to talk to people

Yeah, like I just put my dog down stuff like that. Yeah, uh We spoke about that We spoke about that Frank's got a dead dog. I got what we talked about the other day Well, you don't even have a dog anymore. Uh, because well, that's right. Had a dog right now. I have ashes Yeah, well, I don't even have the ashes yet. So I mean that weird limbo where I have nothing Yeah, he doesn't have a dog. He has dog residue. I I have memories and pain. That's what I have Oh, you know, oh god, also

Before we get out of here We had talked about When you told the story of some guy shooting his dog in on a hike and he didn't do it by the way. Yeah, he didn't I don't know why I said that. I don't know. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Um, you know the person I put two and two together after that. I know you're talking about now that I'm not doing first and last That I'm not doing first and last but uh It's very smart, honestly

Someone posted uh, well, we posted the clip of that part of the episode and someone left the comment It said that you were a fucking psychotic and like first of all people going at this person in the comments chill out You know, but they were like, this is not funny. You're a psychopath and I was like, hey, listen I'm not saying I am going to do this. I can't because I already got a dead dog Yeah, and I didn't I didn't shoot her. Yeah, um, but like I was bringing up how funny it is that someone would be like, yo, this might be a legitimate You know way to get through it. It's all good fun folks. Yeah, that's good fun. This is here. What this is here This is what we do here. But what we do just left my body first. This is here. This is here technically. You're right

I'm not wrong. This is here. We are in fact here. Yeah, so where can they find you? Well, you can find me here Yeah, uh It's a baseman yard. You can also find me at the patreon patreon.com slash the baseman yard where You know, you get exclusive episodes every friday if you're at the $10 tier if that $5 tier you get the weekly episodes a week in advance So go check it out and then um f alber's eight jerry five on twitter the frank alber is on twitch and instagram I'll hopefully be starting my twitch up soon again. So There's more places to interact hang out talk some farts talk some farts Yeah, and uh, you guys can go follow me at joes hannah. I'll go follow the show at the baseman yard on tiktok and instagram

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