The Basement Yard - #364 - Harry Styles Could Spit On Me If He Wants

Episode Date: September 19, 2022

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Get it Go get yourself some dog-sucking season merch it is available now Listen, we had to fucking do it. All right. We had to go to store.com bitch It's got to be dogception eat a dog in the shirt with a pet Doxin next to you a wiener dog a wiener dog singing the Oscar Mayer wiener theme and it'll fucking blow our minds. Yeah That being said we legit just found out that the queen died. Yeah legit like five seconds ago not like Pull back the curtain. I didn't know what the hell you that's the curtain. Yeah, I'm pulling it back

It looked like you were pulling down pants for the peep. That's how you pull down pants Joey What fucking flapper pants do you wear? I'm just pants are button zip Not everyone wears pants like that people could just pull down pants Well, who's who the fuck are you fucking gumby people with elastic band pants? Oh, they do yeah, I'm wrong. You're right Like don't make a joke Frankie leggings. No, you're right. I'm saying you're what do you think I was gonna make a joke about? I don't know something the fact that you have no ass. No You don't you know you don't you don't have to bring that up, but I do I do have to bring it up and I do have an ass. It's kind of lost its plump as of late

It's been looking more like you know kind of like clay on a hot summer day But I'll get back there, baby. Don't you worry about it could have done without the visual We lost the you know, it's so funny I wore this shirt today for my other job that I'm forced to keep because you won't pay me, right and I and I Was like this seems a little too formal Right, but the queen died. Yeah, so now I am oh So you're excited that she died so that your outfit is appropriate. Is that what you're saying? I'm not

I'm not saying I'm glad I wore this yeah, but I think you're saying you're ready for the occasion people here are Good to think like wow, that's very respectful of him. You're wearing a shirt. This is yeah, nah You can't do that another day the queen. I know that the queen was gonna die. You didn't know she was gonna die, but When you heard he by the way, all right when you heard you went yeah, nah, that's not that's exactly what you're wearing That's what you're wearing. Oh my god, the queen died the people in Britain really take the queen very serious Yeah, I think that the London's gonna be turned upside down the throne. She was beloved. I think I don't know now Here's what I don't know. I've heard mixed reviews, but it's okay, but you both should people die I don't say bad. I can almost guarantee cuz granted

This will be coming out to the public a couple days if not a week and change after go check out patreon We record it, but you I imagine that like there's one like like BBC is like, you know someone is like I I have the greatest pleasure of telling you For Queen is dead. Yeah, you know, that's how they speak so I assume but like Why like what's in like reality in today's queen is a queen Yeah, I'm not I'm not I'm not I don't mean to come off as insensitive and downplay it But like in today's world like what does the throne do for that country?

because I know what they did and There might be some people that are not so pumped. I think I don't know Chill you're what you're you're tiptoeing around this one I just don't know what they do So I don't know how to say what they what they say or do what they have. I don't I think There's enough there that this will lead some you know What's gonna happen is Twitter is gonna be half of you know, like may God rest your soul Queen Elizabeth the second I think she was number two, right?

That's also a question not for me. I guess. Um, do you know anything at this point? I know that she is a queen was Yeah, yeah, technically it's gonna be half people like God bless you Thank you so much and the other half being like as you don't the people that see you blessing the Queen Yeah, feel the effects of the throne from bed you bump and jump. Yeah, exactly. It's like bro like Two things can be true Someone goes down and you're like people take it as an opportunity to say you they're like really good things are really bad things It's it is really dependent because I think we know like honestly. I Love my actual opinion. You try to give it like no, no, no, go ahead. Let's go

It's okay. No, but honestly, I feel like if someone dies. I Mean, what's the harm in saying good like some good stuff if they were like obviously horrible people which I don't know Dude, I'm America. I know nothing. Yeah. Well in today's world people would be like, yes Hitler is dead, but he was a super great artist and it's like bro like one of those things Significantly outweighs the other. Yeah, I mean Hitler really did a lot of stuff. He did. Yeah, but Here's what I think is, you know, it really depends on the like who is when Kelly dies. You're gonna go like I'll be I'll be fucking straight up. I'll be like, bro. He was a piece of shit apparently allegedly

But he had some bangerangs. I said the same thing about Michael Jackson allegedly Ignition remix is like brawl ignitions Beep beep. Come on man. I mean, what am I? Ignition remix comes on people forget that he is a piece of shit just for the two minutes and 37 seconds. Yes. Yes When I hear a step in the name of love I forget about What he has done to ruin families and I just remember that song right there and I do think in that case and I've said

This before because I really don't know where I stand with the whole Michael Jackson thing I tend to believe the victims more than I do him. However You need to be able to separate the art from the person Sometimes you can't and I understand that but I believe it was like Sarah Silverman that said that about Louis CK She said well, she was like you need to be able to separate the art from the person sometimes and and some people might not be able to do that okay to each their own but My thing that really gets me fucking frothed up is when people that have frothy ejaculate Joe when people that have

No business knowing or caring about a specific individual talk about them Like they've loved them and admired them for years and no one around them has ever known about it Yeah, I mean, I think in in like London or Britain or you know, whatever it is England I Think that most of them anytime we've ever made jokes about like the royal wedding or whatever people will get pissed really Yeah, dude, you know, you haven't seen that. I tend to try to not the real wedding ones and people lost really I didn't know that I really didn't I just my thing is like the people like for instance. I

Made this joke Betty white Okay, old smoke. Oh, it's old smoke former young smoke former living person Now just dust smoke not yet. She's gone. She's still bones. Did she get cremated? How do you know I don't know actually well, there you go So I said like people were talking about like you want to get cremated or you want to rot in the ground I kind of do want to get cremated, but I also thought about the one where you're putting a pod and there's like a tree that grows from you That's weird, but I wouldn't be shot into space Maybe I don't know but last fucking place. I want to be in space if you're gonna get cremated. Where are you getting tossed?

A couple places a little drippy drabby in Astoria a little you know a little with my my kids and wife I'm going before my wife by the way. We know that we can agree. You could take a little bit. I'm dying before you There's no chance. I outlive you Okay You want to give me some? Yeah, I think it'd be nice if you had a little bit Oh, I probably just put in like you have a fucking Mac Miller book in the other room you could put a little my ashes on that fucking Shelf on that shelf. Yeah

Yeah, you have ashes freak me out though. Like I have like Chase's ashes. Yeah, this is a dog By the way, not like my cousin or something But we have it on like a thing and whenever I walk into my mom's house. I'm like I want to open it I'd be like, you know, they're like a bag of dirt in there. Yeah, it's just dust dude I know it's so strange. You've ever looked into a vacuum. That's what it looks like I feel like I'm cool. It's just like a little thing like I don't think I need the dust to be honest like I don't like Yeah, I mean, you know the the urns people get creative with it people put it in vials and I'm like necklaces that urns are weird. I Think what just weird like it's just a weird pottery

It is I mean the pottery ones are cool looking sometimes But like the one like the undertaker and Paul bearer had where it's just like metal I know but the problem with urns is that they look like cookie jars So like they do when I'm young a kid could like run up to an urn and try to get a cookie and get a handful of grandma Well, I think you should probably be pretty, you know open with the child that it's not a cookie They won't really go near it if you're not going near it often times children. Don't listen Frank I mean one time I thought I was having ice cream and I had a spoonful of fucking sour cream ruined it for me for like Legit 15 years. First of all that would ruin it for me. However, I do like sour cream

So I'm not sure I'd be that I know when you're expecting ice cream and you get sour cream So you can't look at fucking sour cream and no I was a children You were a dumb one clearly. Yeah, I was at the table was up here. I couldn't see I saw a little white dish I said ice cream. That was very dumb of you It's just a random dish that you just took a spoon. Oh, it's like we had a spread Fucking my mom put out this little thing of like and what was it like a taco night or something like that or some sort of southern You know Latin cuisine all these details, right? I don't know. I know there was a little bowl of sour cream I thought I was like, oh vanilla ice cream. I was dead wrong. Yeah, clearly and

back to what I was saying about Betty white people were coming out and they were like, oh my god, Betty white like she's such a Like listen Betty white clearly stayed in Hollywood for years and was a you know feminists and you know fought it I and I give her all the honor and respect for that but people were like shoes You know like an icon of comedy and it's like Bro I'm not saying I don't agree with that, but I'm saying like that fucking person that's saying that what the fuck do you know? You know what? I mean like and I know it's hard to say like well, you don't know every single person It's like yeah

I know but the people that I do know that are saying shit like that it's where it's they're saying like damn RIP Betty White and it you know a fucking always been there, you know, it's like who the fuck I just don't like when celebrities or people in pop culture pass away Everyone tries to be like this affected me personally check in on me. Make sure I'm okay. I Yeah, I mean that and I've done it on times too. I'm not saying that I haven't I think I yeah I think that's fucking stupid, but I also feel like I Don't know. I don't really fucking care I honestly care more about when someone dies and it's like or like I remember one time like Jim Carrey got like

There was some video of him going around that was like popular and people are like oh Jim Carrey like I love Jim Carrey and all sudden soon as there was like a bunch of love for Jim Carrey There was a bunch of like this guy's a fucking horrible man because of what shit I don't even like know and like whatever if it's true or not. Yeah, I Just not a fan of both of those like the fucking waves of like so much love and then we're gonna crucify this person I'm like well it all needs to balance out That's what the fucking internet is the internet is discourse for the sense of just fucking being contrarian There's speaking of fucking discourse by the way

There's a lot of discourse on a fucking internet because of barely Harry Styles is hot Yes Into chris pines is cock now listen. I'm not I've never really been a big Harry Styles fan a gigantic Harry girl Are you I like him? I have no problem with him We talked openly about how sweet it was he was rocking dresses on the cover of the fucking magazines Yeah, the dude looks great in a set of woman's pants Honestly, he looks better and I can guarantee everything compared to me. I wish he'd spit in my lap Yeah, no, that's what I said. Yeah, so people are like oh my god

So it's surrounding the movie. Don't worry darling, which there's a lot of conspiracy Do you know what the general gist of what's going on is don't care, okay? So but at the premiere people are like bro. What's going on here? And there's a video so in the video Harry Styles In what looks to be a very tight fitting suit who he who's got a who? Harry Styles Harry Styles got a typhoon. I mean come on man He also he's got big. What's these things? Collars yeah, that's very like 1970s. He that's straight

I'm pretty sure he raided Travolta's where oh like wardrobe for that It's just a weird like but it makes it he makes it work And that's the thing that pisses me off about him honestly the only people that can wear those are counts and And like British people That are like no, I would say Harry Styles. He took it over He's taking it for himself because Mick Jagger dresses like an old drunk woman and you're like Well Mick Jagger also looks like an old drunk woman and moves around like one. He does he does so Stephen Tyler who looks more like an old drunk woman Mick Jaggers or Stephen Tyler or Elton John

Elton John looks like someone's grandma. I can't tell you how bad I want to be friends with Elton John Yeah, I kiss all those. Yeah Pretty sure by the way Mick Jagger and David Bowie likes gave each other like tip-top wasn't wasn't David Bowie Like documented No, I'm pretty sure he was married for a long time. I don't know but I have the video I'm you didn't answer Mick Jagger. Which one Mick Jagger Mick Jagger or Stephen Tyler Um What are you asking me who looks more like an old drunk white woman? Oh, I mean I'm Stephen Tyler really yeah

He wears a lot of bandanas the scars. Yeah, it's the scars. It is the scar, but Mick Jagger moves like one Can you do one no, I can't I Three-year-old marching into a room, but that's exactly what Mick Jagger sounds like he's like I don't get no You almost hit your phone on my dog skull. Oh, that would have been the worst thing that happened to your dog today, right Joe But I have the video right now Yeah, I'm gonna play it for so that you can see it, but also we'll put it in. Oh, Josh. You can find it. Yeah. Yeah So here it is sitting right here. This is Olivia Wilde in a nice big bird

Despired dress big big yellow dress and I've been into yellow. I Don't know why I said that And then we have Chris Pine sitting right here, which I'm gonna say it I'm just gonna say it two things one. He's going for a breath pit thing and he's swinging and missing and two Looks like Okay, he's also reaching this old woman. He's getting he's getting toward old woman still hot still a hot man What where does he rank in your Hollywood? Chris's you got Chris Chris pine Chris Pratt Chris Evans Chris Hemsworth at the bottom Really? No, I'd put Pratt all pine old pine though

Bro good. No, no, no, I'd put I'd put Pratt at the bottom right now He's just falling off a little bit for me a little bit I'm a big Parks and Rec fan, so I loved them there But pine has been moving in the right direction for me and that's a erection direction It sounded like something's gonna fall something's going to come through the ceiling So let's play the video. This is where allegedly Harry Styles walks up to his seat Spits in the lap of Chris Pine and then the show goes on. All right, so let's find out. Let's be let's be internet sleuths Yeah, let's do it. Okay

So everyone's clapping he sits down Boom Stop smooth. Okay. Now stop smooth now If you look away from the giant collars at Harry Styles when he's moving he's got one of these like a Like a no like a I but I don't see any spit You don't see spit, but it's also you don't see this spit. You must have quit careful It's also pretty grainy in terms of the footage like it's really captured on a cell phone I will say this

Yeah, obviously, we think they're fucking David Attenborough shooting a documentary about them. I mean, it's a film festival I don't tend to think that they're not being documented in some capacity So the reason the reason why it looks like he's getting spit on is because when Harry like kind of bends over this way He's clapping and he goes Looks in his lap because if you're if I'm sitting there, right? Everyone's watching me. It's our moment. You spit in my lap Right, let's talk about maybe not me but but because I would have been like Let's just buy one of this, you know for Harry Styles You're looking at I say a lot of people are talking about this is if they didn't already ask to get spit on by Harry Styles

I want to get abundantly clear So but the thing that Chris Pine does is he stops and he does like a Yeah, like let's play that. Let's let's stop it. We zoom in on the face We're gonna we're gonna we can't zoom in on the phone. Look at this This is a man that just got spit on but he's like a lot of people watching me I can't react. I'll beat this shit out of this little English prick. Yeah, so here's the thing I'm not a man that promotes violence in any capacity. All right, but if you spit on pine, I'm a pacifist If anyone spits on me, I don't care if it's heartthrob

Harry Styles, right? I'm putting my fist Through your fucking chest. Yeah, or in your ass Preferably the first Just saying there's other options. Okay How We aren't talking about this cuz remember a couple months ago Will Smith people forget this smacked a dog shit out of Chris Rock on TV I remember that national TV in front of the world. Mm-hmm Chris Pine hears that

I'm not gonna do it. He should have I mean he could I'm not I also don't I'm saying no spit I don't think you spit. Fuck you. What do you mean? No spit? It's right there. No, he didn't spit It was just bad timing in the world like what's going on here. No, I think I will say he has a like his laugh afterwards Was the biggest help for me because watch this right? He walks up. Boom. Harry's right now, right? He's still he's still clapping crowd. He's like, thank you. Thanks. Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you. I appreciate it Thanks, so he walks up and now he's gonna bend over pain This is where you're talking about spit, right? There's it. There's it. I don't see no fucking spit Oh, you might not be able to see it Joey, but that doesn't mean it didn't happen

So okay, so then so then he stops as if he was spit on look boom Oh, did you just fucking spit on me chewing his gum? This is the part where it's I This is why I was originally team spit and not team quit. I He stops and he gives it like a nice like like a homeland or like Yeah, he starts laughing and he's like, yes. Yes. Thank you for spitting on me I'm going to kill you after the fucking show. You know what I mean? Yeah So then what got you off of team spit? There was a second Vidya that I can't find anymore, but there was a second video of after Zoss spit in

Question the possible spit. It was like a bird's-eye kind of view and he he The thing that moment happens and they sit down and Harry likes as a hello to somebody good I eat someone down the row and then You're right there and then I Had like three times now, it's okay And then he starts talking on Chris Pine. No Because you don't talk to people you spit on yes, you do. It's a power thing

That's the whole spit. The spit is a power thing. The spit is like you are my little fucking bitch Okay, so of course he's gonna start talking to him because he knows in that moment Chris Pine keeping it together He's not gonna he's Steve Trevor. He's not gonna he's gonna okay. All right. Haha. Okay. All right You better hope I don't catch you after this and but he didn't he talks to him like yeah Hey, you know like that's that's a ploy. This is all a ploy for everyone in a seat. All right now. Here's the thing Yeah, I've heard this as well Chris Pines people because everyone in Hollywood has people, you know, of course Historically probably a lot of them

He his people came out and said No, he didn't spit on right But that makes me believe it more well no Harry so he's doing MSG right now so we can go ask him if you want Mano sodium glutamate. Yeah What were you I don't even know what you what is that like a fucking assault Yeah, MSG, okay, he's doing it as a square garden. Yeah, and at his concert He's like, how you doing in New York? And he's like I had to pop over to Vienna and spit on Chris Pine or something

So he's like making a lot of it, too So I don't believe any of this fuck this. No, I don't believe it. Listen the re if they had not said anything Imagine Harry Styles gone on stage at MSG. It was like, yeah, I spit on him And then like said the n-word or something. Whoa But he still wears women's clothes Yeah, people there's Twitter Twitter would be like yes, he did say a bad thing, but but he's got great pants He's got really nice pants. You get away with a lot of good pants, bro. You wear a dress on a cover of a magazine They'll defend you they'll defend you that that group that loves when men wear dresses. Yeah

You can literally do anything you want. Yeah, they'll be like so what yeah, like we've all said it You can kill you could kill someone and be like mate. Well, we don't know what they said. Yeah, hold on I need to talk about this. Go ahead. Do me a favor completely divert off the conversation and what I was gonna say go Go go go There was a video going around and it just reminded me of like the overly sort of Liberal people mm-hmm. There was a teacher Who said who was talking about pedophiles and was like we shouldn't call them pedophiles? We should call them maps Why do you think we should call maps Frank? I want to know your guess

maps maps Because You know how to get around them. I don't have a foot you should be able to read them What the fuck I know like people have said like we need to take back the word. Oh, okay I'm not gonna let you guess, but it's my minor attracted persons No And it's like we shouldn't judge them. We shouldn't judge legit They had a quote that said like we shouldn't judge them because they're like attracted to a five-year-old. We shouldn't bro. Absolutely

We should Where do we draw the line? Yeah, I heard one person that was like, oh, no It was in the member Borat not Borat Sasha Baron Cohen did that show who is America? Yeah, where he was like he was interviewing a politician and he was like the term pedophilia comes from pedo Pediatric which is like children and filia which is a Greek word for love a sense of like brotherly love So it's saying basically that they love children. So let's take it back and I and he's like I'm a pedophile You know a pedophile are you and the politicians like I'm not fucking doing this But like yeah, what are we doing here? That's a bit much for me

Let's say if anyone warrants complete and utter judgment. It is the fucking pedophiles come on You can absolutely you can make an argument if you want to talk about how you address them as you know It's a matter of criminality or mental health fine. You want to have that conversation go ahead. That's not what you're saying Yeah, it's like that's not what you're saying. I don't know why we're trying to like like and also like is Is it a bad word like a bad like this is what I don't understand, right the word pedophile You just described what it actually means. Mm-hmm children and love boom The reason why it has a negative connotation is because of what the pedophiles do. Yeah

Now they're like oh, well, it's offensive like now pedophiles offensive It doesn't matter what you change the name to that one will eventually become Like yeah, that's awesome. Yeah. Yeah, what happens? You know what would be a good idea It's like you don't need to call them anything if we just put them on an island and blow up the island Yeah, there's a solution. Wow, you can call them maps call them whatever you want Don't need to call them anything if we just fucking kill them all how about that? Too much I will say this right To throw a bone

Well, you're gonna throw the pedophiles of bones. Go ahead for once. Let's give the pedophiles. I think that's the problem I think that's the problem. They've been given too many breaks No, but uh, I think what these people are going for I think is that Clearly there's something wrong with you. Yeah, if you are attracted to a fucking five-year-old. Yeah, no shit You know what I mean? So I think they're trying to say like these people can't help it So we need to be sensitive towards that like that's what I know but also

Sorry, I tend to and I can't you can call me. I'm sure a part of Twitter will get upset at me about this. I Don't you just said to kill. Oh, I'm joking. I don't want to kill all of them Most of them which ones don't you want to kill now? You want to keep some? Oh, now see that. Do you like which one's your favorite pedophile? No, seriously though like I Completely lost my train of thought good. You asked me what my favorite Couldn't even aim a pedophile Oh, what are you Alan?

Wasn't you a pedophile? Oh, dude, you're you're like you're opening up a whole fucking Pandora's box of shit What do you if you're watching this woody? I'll still be in one of your movies or something Wow, dude, what am I saying? Well, first of all, you're an actor now fucking congrats I guess your agency is working overtime. Listen, man. No, I I Obviously don't want to kill fucking pedophiles. However Well, I do my as a man that has now Two young children with another on the way Yeah, the sheer thought of someone looking at my children with a sexual

Forget about thought forget about looking makes me no, no, but that's what I'm saying It's like they're saying like if they they're clearly something sick with them Yeah, the idea that someone would look at them in that way. I want to rip their skin from their skin. I Think that if you do pedophile The act of if you if you file, right? If you actually file can't we can't do this Joe No, but I think that if you actually file the queen died today, dude We can't we gotta we gotta be speaking with more respect than this. All right We can't if you actually file then you should probably like be put down

I'm having a lot. I mean, there are some countries that that have forms of chemical castration and stuff Yeah, but they like do that to gay people. It's fucked up. Yeah, we're not saying that I know I'm saying do they do it to pedophiles? Who knows? I feel like a lot of fucking elites are getting away with some some some philia. Yeah, I I mean listen I am gonna say, you know, it's just it's weird that we The documents on who those people were with Epstein were never released We just know that Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell were the bad people who was with them folks Apparently there's a list and it ain't good big list apparently and apparently there's some people on it

I'm not gonna say anything because I do not want to have the show come under fire. Yeah, and I really enjoy us doing this Yeah, but let me tell you I'm well one name. I saw in the news recently was John Legend He was on the flight logs. What does that mean? Did he go there and you have a fucking piece of pie and go home Josh? Edit that out, please because this show will get shut down. Joey has a Joey has nothing to lose. I have everything, okay? Listen, I'm just saying I like John Legend or I love he gave us ordinary people Joe And also, what was the other one that was that also the remake of fucking Beauty and the Beast that was good I don't remember that one the fuck tails all this time. Okay Used to love you as an underrated banger from him. Yeah, give me the green light green light. I'm just saying

Guy was on the flight locks and a lot of people on the flight lock. So I think they're all out there, you know You know doing filia. No, I think some of them were doing filia though And if I was one of these people that was accused of Feeling filing I'd be like, bro. I went there and I had a fucking croissant and went home I didn't go there and see any yeah, but you know in the in the words of Phil Brooks aka CM punk The reason that you don't defend yourself is because you only sound defensive or maybe they're worried because There's people getting knocked I'm not even gonna touch this one Joey if you wind up fucking hanging from your you know

Bedsheets in a week just use this as video evidence for the world that the fucking Illuminati got him bro. Illuminati hit me up I'll be I'll like you want to be there. They don't want you You think the Illuminati wants you but like if they were like yo like you have to lose like a couple toes And like we'll give you like a couple million dollars and be like fuck. Yeah Yeah, I don't think that's how you get in you gotta like offer them something You can't just give them toes, bro. Can I offer them Charlie? It's like my best friend's dog. No really close and I love that dog. No, that's not it What if he was like on the way out? No, you have to like do something like really bad probably I don't know

Yeah, I'm not I'm not cool with that. Yeah, you gotta like I don't know I mean I'll kill someone if I have to yeah It depends on who though. Yeah, they probably want you to like step on the homeless or whatever raised. Oh, no problem. Yeah This and this is a this episode is like We're dancing here. We are dancing. We are definitely dancing today Just don't just know just know it's all love, baby. It's all love and also a recipe to the queen You know, so I hate to tell your face I That's you're gonna. I guarantee there's gonna be a news clip like that. I know and they're gonna be like hunched over like

Like they've been up all night, you know, like like this is and listen up People will react that way because a lot of people love the throne. We don't live there. I know nothing about it throne Like it's game of thrones. That's well, that's what the iron throne. That's what people call it the throne. Yeah, they respect it What do you think Meghan Markle is doing right now? You think she's like She's out there doing something like Canadian Cripp-Woff like I'm upset because her husband's Grandmother, right? I think so died, but also I think that she's in the other room going like Cliently, you know, so Harry can't hear and she's just like She must be right just like yeah, that's what I'm saying. I feel like she's like

I don't know I don't know but She's like she's like never we wouldn't do that. We're disrespecting Meghan Markle. I'm not disrespecting here You did it. I did I might be she might be a next queen. We don't know. She might be a little like She's like to like her she with Harry or William who my husband. Yeah, Harry Harry She's like with Harry like I'm so sorry like, you know, I know I know she walks around. She sees like, you know, like someone she's like Yeah, probably Yeah, you know, I don't know We don't know there are people out there that are definitely celebrating this not us

Because we are passionate individuals and we're saying rest in peace RIP Rest in power and also thoughts and prayers to the entire royal family Everyone needs some thoughts and prayers and the soldiers those guys well, we always we always God bless the soldiers Joey Well, no those are the troops and the soldiers. I know but the troops are the soldiers I'm saying for the US you say the truth. Is it like one of those frogs and toad situations are all troops soldiers and all soldiers troops Yeah, they are Wow, no, that's different. I think all troops are soldiers, but not all soldiers are troops Frogs and toads, baby. Probably Wow. That one actually applies. That one was for you, Charlie But get some ads in here. We need to take a quick

Quick break we need a recoup. It's hot in here I'm gonna say this Chris Pines people Chris Pines people and Chris Pine your people They wouldn't confirm the Harry Styles spit on you because in the world ridicule you for letting Harry Styles spit on you That's all I'm gonna say. Yeah, that's all I'm gonna say get to these ads. Who is it today? The last thing I'm gonna say dog-sucking season shirts. Go check them out. Yeah, it's the standing out of store Oh, I'm gonna say this too. I'm I am in no position to tell you never anything not one or pine And I think that you know, you've you've had way better Looking women and you're way better looking than I am

But to cut your hair for God's sake Yeah, you know what have hair more like Joey's okay, I'm not saying me. I don't have the look he's got the look He's got light eyes. Obviously. I got the look and I could if anyone could say anything about hair It's fucking me. All right. Just I think Chris mr. Pine. I think you are an incredibly Talented actor. I'm not I said personally any movie. I've seen from you. I've enjoyed 184 had some things wrong with it. However, I enjoyed it for the most part I Feel you bro. There's someone spit on me and I had to keep my composure

I'd have internal rage too and Hollywood gobbles people up and spits him out, baby. No, not you mr. Pine if Harry Styles actually spit on him and He didn't fuck him up He's got I would have lose respect. What do the kids say he is him absolutely mr. Pine is him not Sound older So it's a you get spit on you gotta fuck them up. Yes, but he if I'm at the Pope's crib, and we're having fucking Oh, yeah, I say before it before Listen to me

Happens in front of your eyes and a whole life gets flashed in front of your eyes in that moment He thought back He saw Will Smith and he heard Will Smith say like y'all I should have handled that differently Chris Pine could have stood up and he could have cocked back and Taking this kid's face and sent it in the deep left center field where Michael K would be shouting that it's long gone Okay, but let me tell you he didn't do it. He's got some internal fortitude and iron will that is very respectful He's a great actor. He showed why when he didn't beat the dog shit at Harry Styles spits on you You take his fucking little English head. Listen, you go up to if Harry Styles comes up to me spits on me

I'm getting up. I'm taking my hand and I'm going this is for you Tintin and I'm putting my goddamn knuckles straight through his fucking Christy gross teeth Yeah, I think they could see a British people, but if he's your Harry Styles spits at me, and it's not in my mouth I'm gonna be pissed. Yeah, if you're gonna spit on me at least do it in my fucking on my cheeks in my eyes, bro Make it make it make it worthwhile Rune pants goddamn bro short pants those are some Capri's that he was wearing you saw them ankles on Chris You gotta show the ankles nowadays. I agree I kind of I wore some baggy pants the other day, and I was like this is a bad look for me

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Slash basement that is a rocket money comm slash basement or download the app from the app Apple App Store or Google Play Store Okay Yeah Anyway, we need to take a breather. We need to take a breather and probably touch on something that is not You know, yeah, well, you can't you can't say we got a touch on something. We just talked about Pedophiles Joe. We've been tap dancing around it. By the way, can I just say something about tap dancing? I'm even I thought you're gonna say can I say something about pedophiles? I'm gonna say Joe. We just took a break. No, I'm not just took a break

I do have a hot take though. I think like on tap dancing. Yeah, like I was watching X Factor The other day and you know, there's like a bunch of different acts that they do Okay, like there's like magic shit and fucking yeah, guess what name one winner from that show We can't because none of them fucking make it Jabba walkies and product of them. I don't know. They dance cool they do cool dance, but So I'm watching and then there was a tap dancer Who was doing a tap dance routine? And apparently he was crushing and like people were loving it

He didn't get the X's and I think like they were like, yeah, cool. You got a yes or whatever the fuck and I'm sitting there like The tap dancing fucking sucks. No, dude. I can't fuck with that. Those those shoes sound awesome Bro, I'm looking at the tap dancing and I'm like, this is probably the worst form of dancing Well, it's just because it was done long ago that people still do it Like if someone tried to introduce tap dancing now people be like, what the fuck I think it's just it's just like it's just this And it's you know, click and clack it and also like I know I'm probably wrong, but I'm looking at this shit I'm going like how hard is it? It looks pretty hard. I can't even fuck around like my toes like a fucking bro. Try to do it To flick my toe. Yeah

It's not just your toe. It's Yeah, I know it would take some time to learn and they like like roll it to the like Like yeah, they I gotta say it reminds me like tap dancing back then It's probably like what like shuffle dancing is now people are just like, all right All right, but I think that's shuff like the fucking like dance festival shuffling you're talking about Yeah, yeah, I think that looks way cooler than tap dancing Do you when you look up and see it's being done by someone in a fucking headband and spiked up gelled hair Joe? The outfits are different. I'm saying the dance looks cooler than fucking tap dancing

I see someone tap dancing. I'm like, are you a leprechaun? Like what are we? No, that's the jig don't don't be like that jig. No Joey looks like tap dancing without the jig bro The jig is majestic as shit. They're fucking straight as shit They don't move from the waist up and their legs are like sharp and pointy. They're like foam But I'm sick got a goods Like it is it is way cooler than shuffle dancing in the tap dancing. I'm I agree I think that tap dancing is the worst. No, but the jig is cool shit. It's what I'm saying. I'm not saying the jig isn't cool I'm when people think of a jig though. They think of you know, like honky-tonk like

Like I don't think people think that's exactly what they think I should I think that like you kick your leg out It's swinging this way and you bring it back and it's a redhead woman and everyone's drinking beer and our tits are kind of out I don't think they drink beer in Ireland as much as it's more whiskey Irish whiskey You don't think they drink beer and I think they do but if they were to like have like a per capita Would drink it's Irish whiskey you familiar with the term Irish pub Yes, and do you know what they drink within that pub Guinness? It is a beer it is a fair but they I would say outside of that. Yeah, I know they have Irish beers Joey

I'm not being ignorant and saying that they don't exist But I'm saying if you were to say what do the Irish drink more whiskey or beer I would argue it might be whiskey Because the beer gets you your darn hair. Yeah, so couldn't get a point. I can't do it I don't know what it is say that time get off me arm He spoke Irish we did Yeah, what's up? We did a video saying I got a studio as you can go check out Oh, yeah picture on picture.com says big me are and he we all tried to do an Irish accent

And he did one and he was like get off me arm. That's not bad at all honestly. That's good however, I Would say that they do more whiskey drinking Yeah, then beer drinking. Well forget it, bro Well, I'm saying is tap dancing is is whack I took a beer class in college, which was the drunkest credits I've ever gotten second actually the mixology class I also took and take tap dancing. You know in high school for Jim go ahead I had to do square dancing. Yeah, we also had a fucking dancer on a pole like weirdos in midsummer during fucking elementary school Joey

Yeah, you got selected for that shit. I was so upset dude. I was like you Dennis Jamie Jane Gillian fucking and like all like the other like fucking stud athletes and shit And I was sitting back there and I was making up dances with a fucking plastic tube So hold on to bro I'm gonna explain to the people in a second But I tried to explain this to Danny and I didn't realize how weird it was. Yeah until I was seeing his Reaction, and he's going what the fuck are you talking about?

Because we did this thing called the Maypole. Yeah when we were younger and it was like in it was the fifth graders did it and It's a it's a like a dance or like a traditional thing that we would have like the dance festival It was a day like near the end of the year where all the parents would show up And we'd be in the schoolyard and we would all do dances and we every class would do a dance and we practice this dance For fucking weeks if not months and that was our gym gym our gym class was doing these dances Bros. They were like, yo, no playing We're learning a dance which was choreographed by a 58 year old Greek gym teacher in fucking New York City public schools With a whistle around his neck. Yes, and his last name was Pumbukas. We're dropping that. I don't give a fuck

His first name probably Demetri. Oh, he's gone dude. No, he's alive. You think so. I know so. Yeah, you know, he's alive He got kids Grandkids, I hope they listen. Well listen But the the main thing like the last thing was this thing called the Maypole and it's just a wooden pole and on top of it It has like this like fake bit of flowers. Yes, it's like made It's like the fucking flower things that they make out of paper, right? And then like there's these ribbons that hang down like a bunch of ribbons and then like by the way a like 12 foot pole Yeah, tall pole people dude, and then you would

There were a hand-selected People for the ritual the most politically charged selected people too It was always like the fucking teachers favorite people that had half a fucking coordination some of them so You have and then like the girls face one way and the guys face the other way and then you skip and You pull the thing up like this like outside of like the girl's shoulder and the next girl that's coming I go inside so you just go inside it outside and it braids the ribbon down this big-ass pole I was like doing fucking lanyard back in the day

Yeah, and then you go the music is in reverse now And it's like all the other way and it's like creepy fucking like old-timing circus music like Yeah, it's like what and then you unbraided and then that's it and let me make this Let me make this abundantly clear, okay It was like a fucking cult because everyone would watch and like it's better fucking come out good Yeah, and like there was so much pressure on these fucking ten-year-olds who are trying to They're like running in fucking no man's land in between people and you see there's one little kink in the pole And people were upset. Yeah, people were upset. It was fucking weird

Yeah, it was weird And I didn't realize how weird it was because it was always like the coolest thing in the world It's like oh you need to do the maypole like if you get chosen do the maypole It's like Bola and then like I know I hadn't thought about it for so long And then I remember trying to describe it to Danny and he's like what the fuck are you talking about? It's weird like it was so I wonder if anyone else today. I know there's got to be there's got to be there has to be there's no way that Fucking our elementary school thought of this wild idea. Yeah, it's probably us in the Latter-day Saints or yeah, exactly Or even worse like the fucking Westboro Baptist Church do it and they're like yeah

No, they're it the idea of the dance festival by itself is very weird Yeah, because you're teaching kids broke kids Yeah from fucking kindergarten to fifth grade to do a dance for their parents and then they're losing out on like fun Gym and then you make them perform it Talk about performance anxiety They're fucking six-year-olds that are crying themselves to sleep every night because they can't get down to fucking you know like turn turn Yes, you know what I mean. Yeah, and it's They're not like well choreographed. Let's make that abundantly. No. Yeah. No. Yeah

I Yeah, yeah It it was weird and you were you were selected I was not and I remember it hurting that I wasn't I Remember being selected and I got to because the girls and the guys like walked outside by side And you had to hold the girls hand which was not cool back then, but I had a big crush on Gillian Gillian was he lined up with me like they lined us up to get off and talk about her as the one that got away Yeah all the time

But we We like I remember the first day we went because also the only downside to this is that we had to come to school earlier Because we would only practice the maypole Like in our gym class would be like the dick because we still have to do the dance with our whole class But we the maypole practice was at like fucking 7 a.m. Yeah, bro It was we had to show up. It was a little weird and culty. I gotta say like looking back on it now I was hyped though because I got the whole Gillian tan I was like Dan like we the and then we would go play SpongeBob uno at her fucking hippie parents place

It was so wild. Yeah, I was like these people are definitely high. Yeah, they were very high and also Kind of weird dude. They were like traveling and like living out of a suitcase for like three years fire They also I remember one time being at their house and Her mom was like you don't have to be home. I was like, what do you mean? It was like eight o'clock. She's like, you don't have to be home Like you don't have like a curfew or something. I was like, yeah, but like it's like at 11 Like she could she was like what the fuck 11 dude. That's a little old for that age It must have been like 9 30 or something. I don't know but I remember like

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Getting better joey. I am getting better Yeah, you know what's hysterical So people that I I assume people know this by now But we we during the week and like, you know leading up to the episode we talk about What we're like topics we're going to come up with for the episodes You know things we're going to discuss, you know things that happen to us personally or in you know in the world It has been Wild how many things we have not spoken about

Over the last several weeks. I can't be anything. Oh, no Harry Styles. We knew we were going to talk about that We talked about that. We had one about an airplane We had one about I just post on that. I remember there was one that I had suggested a couple weeks ago about monkeys using sex toys Wait, well, yeah monkeys. They found out how to fucking use rocks to like jerk themselves off and shit like that with rocks I don't think that's safe. They were doing it But it's just kind of dude speaking of animal dicks. I saw an elephant dick the other day Bro like in like on a human or no an elephant. What does it look like? Another lake is it like is it big? It's touching the ground

I don't want to mess up my cookie cash on my phone. So can you look it up and tell me what it looks like? I don't even know what that is by the way. I like if I start looking at him animal dicks I'm going to get like I mean, I'm not going to google elephant cock for you You know, I'm going to like start getting like notifications like you're near a zoo. Do you want to stop in? Yeah, it's like you're chill instagrams. You'd be like, are you sure you don't want to buy a plush elephant from Amazon? No, no, no, no, no, I watched one Logan Paul video once and all of a sudden they were like, do you want to buy a pokeball? I'm like, I'm fucking 30 years old. I didn't even Look anything up on my phone one day. I said something along the lines of like like oh pop tarts

And I got like a thing or it's like, do you want to follow pop tarts? It was like this is getting weird, man Dude, what's your favorite pop tart? Obviously, it's the strawberry one But there's such a basic fucking bitch answer. All right. You want to real answer joey? Yes The 2002 tie-in merch pop tarts that came out for the spider-man movie Look it up. Those are my favorite pop tarts joe The wild berry Can you be a person? I am a fucking person if you want to say to me You just described like a like a comic book or something bro. We bro and joey in one bro. We

Go look it up and tell me you don't remember these being absolute fucking fire or the pokemon ones that they did years ago Can you just pick a normal flavor? No, those are my favorite. I gave you a flavor and you said that's basic I gave you another you said you didn't like it. Let me guess joey. You're gonna come out and say the chocolate unfrosted you fucking Dweeb. Oh, I'm not one of my an idiots. What are you gonna say then s'mores? S'mores are good. They're good Hot farts on these good, but that's not my favorite. No, dude. Give me the cinnamon ones are good. Give me a classic strawberry Why do you have to reinvent the fucking wheel with all these flavors? I didn't invent that They got popular because of the strawberry think I made the flavor. I know you didn't make the flavor joey

But why are you going to the store and you're going? Oh, let me get oh, let me get the green apple one you fucking you are such a Little one second one second before you move forward You just got mad at me for saying I like the cinnamon popped heart when you just rattled off. I like a 1977 blue Cadillac. Fuck it. You knew everything. No, no, no, no No, no, no joey. These were a very popular item charlie sit the fuck down All right These were a very very very popular tie-in pop tart if you look it up look up 2002 spider-man movie

Tie-in pop tart and you're gonna look at that tie in tie in like it's like the Licensed one. Yeah, and you're gonna tell me that these weren't the fucking best. They were the best Pop tart the best joey. It had the webbing on top He can't he can't deny it look at his face. No, I'm trying to find it. There was an ego one that has that Oh, I only see the box. I don't actually see the pop. Oh, I see it. Yeah, you see it now What's in it? What what flavor is this wild berry? I believe Take it down Wild berry, I believe

Yeah, it's got like the the jizzy um web on it Wait, can I say something? I'm sorry for changing the topic But I need to say this because it reminded me bring them back I'm remind pop tart. They have the jizzy like web on it Dude If you're gonna bring up what I think you're around our age What do you say if you're gonna bring up what I think you're gonna bring up I'm gonna lose my mind like in a good way or bad way. I don't know. Let's see what you say

If you're around our age, then you remember being home And watching tv and then a commercial pops up It looked so good in the commercial and the commercial was for a toaster shrew toaster shrew It looked so good And then they have like this fucking very cummy like uh icing and they're like And I've never had a toast. I've never had a strudel. Oh, I've never had okay All right, go ahead

I've never had a toaster strudel. I've never had a strudel to any sort of strudel You know, but that looked so good. It did didn't it did you ever have one? Yeah, how good was it? No Not good. No It was the perf it was the prime example of like piss poor execution Because I'm expecting to put this thing in the toaster and it comes out and it's got a flaky crust on the outside And it's got the jelly goodness on the inside. All right. I was a big jelly in I was it's you know, like a jam I was a big jelly and jam boy growing up I used to eat don't be funny. But what is the difference between I legitimately no clue. Don't care

I used to eat just jelly sandwiches because I loved it And I remember taking that thing out of the toaster I had an oven mid on so I understand you didn't burn your hands. I took it out And this thing looked like it got sat on. Oh, no by ya ya No Yeah And I remember I went to go put the icing on and the icing because it comes frozen The icing was frozen

No So it didn't go on cool. You got to warm it up So I had to like spread it with a with a butter knife. You got to put it in the mic I did oh you nuked it and it still and it still came out like shit and I bit into this thing center Ice cold hate that ice cold outside was steaming hot probably very And it was soft like baby shit Okay, it was the biggest affront You they set it up. They had a layup, bro

Commercial man. They had a layup. They had the perfect commercial And they fucked it up. They fucked it. Yeah, but there's hope for us. Why guess what is back and I saw in the store guess Just take one guess Is it sort of in the same like realm kind of I don't know not necessarily a breakfast thing But you can something that left it left and came and he's back. What is it? Just tell me. I don't know tricks yogurt Oh Which by the way just sugar

Yeah, it's not yogurt. There's no yogurt. I used to think there's no live cultures Probably no dairy. Yeah, but there is pink. It's just made up of blended and blue And and there's pink and blue. Yeah And oh my god, I need it and they're good. I used to fuck up danimals, too We got some danimals for miles for school Actually, believe it or not, danimals of like the group is like the one with the least sugar There's like they have the organic ones and shit like that. But they're all probably just oh, yeah Six grams of sugar for a shot of yogurt. Yeah. Yeah. Why? Yeah, I don't know

But don't some other popular ones back then like like yogurt Gogurt's still around. By the way, you freeze your gogurt. I don't want to hear from you Who the fuck's freezing gogurt people do it. They use it as an ice pop people do it I'm just use it as a knife this sound. I mean, I'm telling you I'm telling you I'm telling you they do it No frozen milk help Yo, actually If you put milk in a in a in a fridge that's too cold like someone fucked with the thermostat or whatever

And there's like I'm not saying that there's ice in it. Crunchies. There's like crunchy ice Sometimes you get slush ice. It's slush But not even slush because slush is too much just on the top and around the side. Yeah And then you pour it in it's like oh, there's some shards in here. It's sharp though, dude I don't like that when you eat that with like say like a very sharp cereal like a fucking, uh, you know Captain crunch. Yeah, you're playing with fire. You're gonna walk out of there with your mouth looking like freddy kroeger's asshole but I do like that I and also like This is gross, but I when we were younger we would go to this house upstate

And they would there would be like a breakfast buffet. So she was like a bunch of eggs It was like a bed and breakfast kind of place um And the milk was in a carafe and just had ice cubes in it. I was like that's Whoa, that's skim milk. That's how you make skim milk. Is it? I don't think I've ever had skim milk in my life I've had it in my life and I what kind would your favorite milk whole milk? American boy born in bread. I think I'm a 1% guy. No, no, you know whole milk is I like it because it's got the I like the taste of milk

These people that are like bro almond milk. It's the same. It tastes exactly. Oh milk is it bro. It's not milk Come on. I think that almond milk tastes better. Honestly Then regular milk like I really like I think that milk tastes good too. So you you like almond juice But it doesn't taste like almonds. Yeah, but it's not milk I mean, whatever it is. I mean, I'm saying it. I think whatever that is That's like if I ate a shoe, but I called it a cheeseburger and said I like this cheeseburger better than that one They call it milk bro. I'm calling it milk. What do you want me to do? I don't make the fucking rules You don't but you you should be fucking well-versed enough in order

We're this is a very hostile room right now. No, we're yelling. We are getting a little We're getting a little I'm I will defend my fucking more To me favorite, can you look up the pokemon pop torch because those are fucking bangerangs too All right, well, pokemon pop pop pokemon pop pop. Oh, yeah okay Mom. Oh, yeah Was there multiple? Oh, there were the Pikachu these I've had where it has little things on them. You remember that and they're multicolored

Oh, yeah, they have a box of this, don't you? Oh, shit. Oh, no, that's agos I will not confirm nor deny that I have a bid in for a box I mean, you can't eat it Are you gonna eat it if I buy a box and I bring it here I'm not eating a fucking thousand year old potard. Are you crazy? They're not made of real food It's fucking nuclear waste. Yeah, we can eat it. It'll be good forever Do they don't have like a I'm sure they have an expiration date But that's just for the fucking, you know, the moms and pops in the grocery store. They don't expire

That's not how that works. I'm pretty sure a best yo and also my dad, dude That's a crazy man when it comes to expiration my dad too. Yo, what is with it? They'll be like, yo past the ranch and I'm like dad. It's expired 14 years ago. He's like, uh, yeah, it just Smells like yeah, it smells good to me Yeah, and my dad now wonders why he has fucking gastrointestinal issues. Yeah, it's like undiagnosed I see you dad from 10 years ago. Yeah, exactly Smell good It oh my favorite all goes to the same place. Yeah, it's like, you know, but the road that it takes there is fucking miserable

Dude my dad My sister is like also the complete opposite If I see an expiration, did I stick to it? If it's an expiration, my sister still does that to this day to my mom and she doesn't live in the house She'll show up. She'll like open something and be like, oh this expires tomorrow and just toss it. Yeah, that's what I Furious, that's what I do. I do that too. I do that also like if it's close to the date I'm like if I see like a piece of bread and there's like a little bit of mold on one slice the whole loaf goes Oh, dude, you know me. I throw a silverware if I see mold on anything

I might throw out everything in the pan because that's a disease. That's a disease That's not like something that you that's not a mold you can cut off and gets the whole kit and caboodle Yeah, it's over. It's lost. It's a wrap. You call it a day Yeah, if I see mold I'm fucking out or I bring it and I give I give the moldy bread to the geese down the street They can handle it Can they though? The geese no one cares if they die No one's saying like you know how they say like save the bees. No one's saying like you know protect the geese

They don't need protecting And they're also not birds. They're just geese Yeah, they're they're their own thing. They're their own thing. Yeah We got to go we got to get out of here. Joe. I'm like Make sure you go check out this show on patreon on patreon.com slash the basement yard We get the 12 000 we're doing a full episode in drag, which will be available to our patrons So go check it out at patreon.com slash the basement yard You could find me f alvarez 80 85 on twitter the frank alvarez on instagram and guess what I gave in son of a

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