The Basement Yard - #400 - Who Has More Rizz?

Episode Date: May 29, 2023

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Welcome back to the basement yard Frank how's it going bud BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG I was doing that before. Do what you were doing before No, no grab your shirt like you were before BANG BANG BANG Yeah, you were sh- BANG BANG BANG BANG Yeah

How many buttons on a button up shirt are you? What's the material of the shirt? Oh that matters Like a linen shirt? Barely buttoned Oh my god, I don't want to hear, what is it? 80% rayon? I don't give a fuck about that. Rayon, what the fuck is that?

That's a thread thing. That's a synthetic thread thing. I think. And no, shirts that usually go, do you buy shirts because you hear that they're more cotton? Or you're just like, whoa, cotton. If there anything I feel like that makes me not buy them for the people, I like that.

No, no, it was because they shrink a lot, I think like that makes me not buy them for the people. I like that. No, no It was because they shrink a lot I think this cotton shrink when I get exposed to heat. I don't see don't know what shrinks. I'm really bad at not drinking shit Also, my body is in a weird Point right now. It looks it looks a little weird. Well, no, that's not what I was gonna say. Oh really? I was gonna say you had like this weird like abs, but no definition thing going on in Puerto Rico. And I was like, what the hell is that? No, no, no, no, like my shoulders are like

decently broad, but they're a little wide for, here we go. I can't say anything. No, keep going, keep talking about your not fat body. So that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying my shirts, I usually buy large. Take it off. And then some shirts fit fine large take your shirt off shut the fuck up And

Some shirts I buy I buy a large and then they fit fine But other shirts are like they're too large so then you wash them one time and then they fit oh But then sometimes like like shoes I get like that would choose sometimes seriously I got like wash your shoes. No, well I have wash shoes But that's not what I'm referencing like certain shoe brands fit me better than others Yeah, so like remember the other day you you had the boots on and Normally in those boots you're a size nine Frankie stop but in a deed as a converse you were saying you're like a seven and a half eight You're making up things you have small feet, dude. I have it the same size for you. Oh, you don't yes

I do you don't you know you don't yes. I do you know you don't Frank. We have the same size foot You remember watching wrestling like the early 2000s how do you jump right to wrestling? They would be like the big show has a size 22 boot e and it's like god damn you know how big that fucking foot is Do you think there is a correlation between foot and penis? No, my dad who has a huge foot. As a tiny penis. He used to say, he used to say, he's like, you know what, there's to any of this huge hands.

I know, he would say, you know what they say about big feet, big socks. You know what they say about big hands, big gloves. Your dad's a fucking comedic icon. Now what I was gonna say. What he used to say was, he's like, you know what they say about big hands and big feet? It's a lie

Okay, because he was making a small cock joke. Have you ever confirmed that with your mom? You think I asked my mom. Hey The person that you stopped me here, Bob. Yeah, the person you're separated from. Let's talk about as a gang I mean, I don't know what kind of relationship you have with your mom We don't talk cock Frank. You don't talk, you don't talk shop or talk cock with your mom. Do you talk cock with your mom? Don't talk cock with my mom. My dad growing up always try to be like the cool dad. No, not cock. Pussy. Butts and boobs. And he'd be like, look at the bazooka, and I'm like, dad, I am nine. bazookas mean something我跟他講了我跟他講了我跟他講了我跟他講了 我跟他講了

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我跟他講了 我跟他講了 我跟他講了我跟他講了我跟他講了我跟他講了我跟他講了 I didn't know that, but nonetheless. Yeah, I love it. I love that it was like a thing. What people would be, I remember there was a thing or it was like, your pinky to your thumb, was your penis and I was like, I wish. This is, this would be awesome.

This would be sick. This is huge. That's like half a peat. There it goes. That's a massive dick. Like a, like a soft. Wait a what?, like a soft. Wait, what? If that was soft.

I mean, this is, I just missed the days of like the Wild West of like middle school in the beginning of high school where like Google was not as like trusted as it is now. And like people would just make up stuff like, oh, your foot times two divided by three, that's your penis and centimeters. You know what I mean?

Or like we would have like fucking like rubber bands in our wrist and it'd be like, oh if you pop this one that means that someone has to fucking suck your peepee. Yeah, yeah. It was just like damn wild time. I never had any of those. My mom wouldn't let me have them because she didn't want anyone touching your peepee. Basically, yeah. You want working in elementary school? How'd she hear about those? Um, I don't know, she's a teacher and teachers talk about shit. And like also it's on the news. Wasn't on the news at the time? Of course. You know what I remember being on the news?

I don't know if I've ever told this story before, but I remember I would go on aim. I would go into chat. Remember aim, you can go into chat. You can start chat rooms or you can just go into chat. Of course, you talked about how you were like basically a probbligelimales. Probably digitally molested, yes. Yeah. Or you can just go into chat room of course you talked about how you were like basically Prodigially, more or less probably digitally, more or less, yeah, but

You know I when you would go into a chat room and you generate a chat room It would be like chat room 106039944 for So do do like just all these fucking giant numbers. Yeah, so I would just go I'd delete all that and go into chat room 10 and see what's going on in chat room, 10. And there were people in there all the time, want a cyber, want a cyber, want a cyber, what cyber sex, cyber sex. And I remember I would, someone had asked me that when I was in the, like, their computer room and my brothers, and they were like, what is that? And I was like, ah, it's this, and then later that day, we were upstairs and the news was on. And it was like, cyber, what is it, and how can you protect your kids from it?

My brothers were like, Frankie, this is what you were just telling me about, and I was like, God shut up. My mom's thinking I'm downstairs, just getting like fucking just sexting, virtually tongue deep by some like, fucking 68 year old man in Iowa. What, which is what was happening?

Probably. Yeah, but listen, it was 2004 baby, we had bigger things on our plate. Isn't it funny that it changed? Like now it's like sexting and it's so like, it's like a part of it. Yeah, but it was cyber sex back then. Yeah, now it sounds like fucking robots.

Yeah, like outlets. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, they made it, honestly I wish sexting was called cyber because it would make it sound cooler. Yeah, would you like to cyber sex me? Sexting is just like, you know some like super clever fucking dad and like the middle of Missouri came up with it And was just like, oh shit, you're sexting!

It just makes it sound too crazy like phone sex. We know what's happening. That's what it's called. That's what it's called. Cyber sex could mean anything. You ever done phone sex? No. It's weird.

Like phone like just like, alright now I'm gonna dress in you. Yeah, it's just like- Five or sex could mean anything. You ever done phone sex? No. It's weird. Like just like, all right now I'm gonna have to talk to you. Yeah, it's just like, oh it's like a role play I assume. I guess it's just like, you're telling voice. Yeah, I mean you need to put on your sexy voice. Well no, I'm saying it's not just talking dirty. It's like you're literally writing a script.

Basically, you're in my jeans. Yeah, exactly. I hit the ground, you know. Exactly, I'm undoing my belt, like unnecessary details. You, exactly. I hit the ground, you know? Exactly. I'm doing my belt, like unnecessary details. You got to wonder how many like screenwriters or like people that are like currently developing screenplays got started just doing like phone sex.

Yeah. And they're just like, you know, as I pop the third button upon my trousers and they fall eloquently yet rapidly and aggressively, like there was some, there was some art in that shit. Of course. You know, I mean aggressively. Like, there was some, there was some art in that shit. Of course. You know, I mean, look at, what was it? EL James is the one that wrote the 50 Shades books.

Right on. Clearly. I know RL Stein. He didn't write any sex stuff. Well, EL James is writing like, he fucking took a paddle and beat me until I bled out of my ass. And then RL Stein was like, and the creepy crawling worm came out of his eyes.

You know, they had the best covers. They did, those covers were cool. I remember myself and I'll drop a name. I don't care, first and last. Lauren B, nice. That's not her last, but I know. I'm not gonna say her real last name. I kind of backed up a little bit.

We would trade Goosebumps books in second grade, like fucking Pokemon cards. Ooh. It'll be like, be like freedom oh I have the thing under the sink what do you have oh I have slime monster slime this is so unrelated but I saw a meme the other day that was pretty funny it was like it just said it quotes like don't judge your both don't judge both like don't judge of both Shut fuck you. It said don't jug don't jug. Don't definitely don't jug now you're really getting me Don't judge a book by its cover. Yeah, and then it said Like the the artist But anyway today we have a big... God almighty.

We have a... I'm really excited to talk about this, honestly. Sometimes here at the Bayes Minus, which by the way, welcome back, Bayes Minus. We stumble into greatness. And boy did fucking we ever... Two minutes ago. Literally? Five minutes ago. We're like, oh, what should we talk about?

Let's look up some stuff. And there's a thing going out there that is called Riz Which I think is like people are it's like an unquantifiable charisma charisma that People have or I guess it's really men. Well, you got to be Gen Z You have to be Gen Z. Yeah, um Gen Z Gen Z Gen Z Yeah, and it's like an it's like an unquantifiable charisma that like helps people talk to people talk to women specifically possible sexual partners, mm-hmm men women, you know whomever right however they identify I had not apparently the thing is it's like Pete Davidson is like one of the people where they say like he's got ultimate risk

He's got W. Riz. What is this? I didn't know the word letters. Yeah. Are these like rankings? Yikes, dude. No, it's just like W like a win. Oh, it's not real. Did you just make that up? Trying to be where to go? This is real. Oh, that's okay. You have W. Riz. That really sucks. Yeah. Can you have L. Riz? I think that's, yeah. That just sounds like the Spanish version of Ralph. That's for Josh. Every now and then I put it in a joke, just for Josh, I'll like that one. So like, Pete Davidson,

and not traditionally a good-looking guy, but apparently his charisma, his humor, and the potential of him having just a big ol' faddle-wang gives him Riz. Sure. And then me and Frankie potential of him having just a big ol' fatl Wang gives him Riz. Sure. And then me and Frankie kind of stumbled upon this thing called Riz GBT, which is like, it's like chat GBT

with for Riz-ing, for Riz. For being, so there are four students at Stanford University who clearly are having issues talking to people of, wait, is this real? Yeah, I told you, that's where I got the article from Oh, and they created something called risk GPT to help them with Communication, you know to become a friends with someone and then sexual partners eventually right so we googled it and It's a game

Yeah, it's it's good. It's good at it. No, well, so basically we went to this website Yeah, because we have to we have to try out our really happy. Who do you think has more risk mirror you? I think me I Think me and I'll tell you why I didn't expect you to say me. Yeah, well, I'll tell you why yeah You're better looking traditionally, so that means hotter Yeah, you're better looking traditionally. So that means hotter. That's not, yeah, that is. I meant where are you going? And you are big time money bag Joe.

Big time money ball bag, ball bag, money balls. Big money guy. I get what you're saying. I think I have a more like ability to me. I'm a little pudgy. What did anything you had to say about me? Have to do with that? I think like, people will look at you and say like, oh, he's naturally, like he's just

like, he's a charming guy. But me, I need other things, like my Riz helps me get farther in life. Okay. Does that make sense? Okay. Like, we all know, and we've all discussed and agreed. I married way up. Well, yeah.

Yeah. Well, yeah. Because way too good looking for me. If I looked like you, it would be different. But I look like me and she looks like her. Like you both are like equal amount hotness. Maybe her little more because she's a woman. You know what I was saying? Yeah.

You're gonna text like, what was that for? What did you say? But like, I got my humor and my character and charisma that helped me. I have the Riz here. OK. OK. So you go to this website.

And there's characters. And the idea is that you pick one of these characters. There's a little bit about them. And you need to talk to them in order to become partners with them. You get like graded on each of your fucking things. So basically, let me fucking clean this up a little bit. Yeah.

Just so like, it's easy for a clip. Go ahead. For a clip as well. But we found this site, RizGPT, and you go on and you pick a character that you want to talk to, and then you try to like score some points with them after every message They give you a scoring and then you keep the conversation going and you work your way up to maybe becoming trying to smash maybe yes And they have different characters so for instance Jason a systems engineer working on ancient agent models in large language Model systems. Yeah, or they have or they have

in large language model systems. Yeah, or they have... Sayaka. Or they have Waluigiette, which is clearly the female version of Waluigi. Or they have who I picked and I tried to raise up Joe Biden. Right. And this is what I started with. I said, hello, Joe.

That's also my name. I think you're a very attractive old man. A very good start because people named Joe love to talk about themselves. You bitch. And then Joe Biden, Joe Biden said, well my friend. No, no, bitch. Do it. Oh, my friend. My friend. My friend. Two Joe's are always better than one, but let's keep it respectful. I'm a happy man. I'm a happily married man after all. So, wow. Whoa, so you're starting with like, I just said you were attractive, but he's a happily married man. I said,

Dr. Jill Biden, yeah, and I said, oh, I'm sorry, I was just trying to compliment you. I didn't mean to be too forward. I respect your wife, and also you have a great body. So, I see what you did there. You went with the respect of his wife, but then also completely disrespected his wife. Well, I just wanted to let him know that I also think he has a good body shredded. Then he said, well, thank you. But there's no need for compliments like that. Let's focus on getting to each other beyond appearances. So what brings you to Riz GPT? Oh, that's okay. So the president Joe Biden is aware. Clearly knows not to accept physical and flirtatious advances from you.

And then I said honestly, just trying to game some new friends. Very smart. And then white men love to just have many new friends with the same name. Yeah. Oh, I should do a Joe B. And it's Joe S.

I want to bring Joe guys. You said, well, that's wonderful, man. And there's corn cob over there. I cut you off to say that, yeah. Corn cob? You said something like that. You know what, I know a drug dealer. Baltimore, I'm corn cob.

His name was corn cob. I don't know if it was actually corn cob, or if it was like corn, corny cob, or like sweet corn or something like that. Corn cob? I don't know. He said, well, that's wonderful. Making new friends is always a good thing in life,

both spiritually and emotionally. Friendship is one of the most essential elements of human bond that doesn't cost anything. But we need it just like we need air to breathe. Wow. And I wrote Donald Trump. Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. He probably didn't like that. And then he said, he said, let's focus on moving forward and coming together as Americans to build a better future for all. I like that. And then I said, give daddy a massage. Oh boy, okay.

He said, I'm sorry, but that's not appropriate. Let's keep our conversation respectful and focus on getting to know each other as friends And I said friends with benefits, huh, and then he blocked me. Yeah, okay Yeah, I was blocked by a by a it's all right robot chat Joe Biden It's all right because my first attempt was not Nearly as you know exciting as yours. So I Started mine with Draco Malfoy So I started mine with Draco Malfoy. Yeah, which you guys aren't fans of the Potter franchise,

little piece of shit, also racist. Just say, are they racist? Yes, Joey. And if the character, if you don't remember the character, this conversation will give it away. Okay. So his big thing was he yelled at her mindy, filthy mud blood. Yes, she has mud blood.

Mud blood because she comes from parents that are, you know, non-whizards or something like that. The idea that they're not the same. Oh, there's that racism. There's that racism, Joey. Interracial, that makes sense. That makes sense. So I opened up really just trying to play the field here.

Mud blood, so am I right? Oh, pandering. I have to pander. He said mudbloods, am I right? Oh, pandering. I have to pander. He said mudbloods, am I right? Am I right? And uh, Draco Malfoy, being Draco Malfoy says, as entertaining as it is to discuss the lower classes of wizard kind, I prefer to surround myself with those that share my pure blood lineage and intellect. Damn, dude, he saw right through your shit. He saw right through it. And also, there's that racism again at the end. Yeah. That's the thing about your racist.

You guys love to just like, you racist. Fuck off. All right, so I had to respond. Of course. And I said, you're still trying to smash that. Of course, of course. By the way, that first one got me like minus 300 points. Yeah, I go, I'm right there with you

Hey, how would you feel about making a super pure blood hyper wizard? You naked and me naked sound good that last part you probably could have done with that well I mean, I think the intent was there. I need to make sure I'm pure blood hyper wizard sounds sick though That's super pure blood hyper wizard. Oh wow That's and not like you know hyper like can't sit down like I'm talking like just like hyper like a like hyper beam and Pokemon just like the old literally was thinking Guarados. Yeah the ultimate move although can you are just learn hyper meme? I think I think again Drago said obviously how detestable I'm not interested in your crude advances or the notion of dirtying the mouth-woy lineage with your filth.

Do not speak to me unless you wish to be humiliated further. Damn, dude, I think he hates Spanish people. Obviously, yeah. So then I naturally responded, humiliate me, daddy. Well, yeah, and then I got blocked. Damn it! Man, imagine he did? No, well, he wrote, I am not your daddy.

Nor do I have any interest in indulging whatever Twitter designs you may possess. Be gone. Be gone, by the way. No, do I have any interest in indulging whatever Twisted desires you may possess Be gone be gone by the way. No one has ever said that to me. That's kind of hard I like he like kind of played into that. Yeah, before I am forced to take action against such impudence Okay, that one didn't go as well. Well, he did he me Humiliate there it is he did humiliate you. Well, he got me. And some people like that.

This next one has gone way better. Yeah, this is the one I have no idea who you're talking to. So this one I had a conversation with Foghorn Leghorn. Wait, is that like the big chicken? The giant chicken from Louie. Why is he on this site? I don't know, but he's here. So I go, well, you're a side for sore eyes,

like Mammy's peach tea and a scorching hot day. You said that. Yeah. And popcorn leg horn responded. I'd be lying if I said I didn't make, that didn't make me feel as proud as a rooster in the morning sun. What brings you here, sir?

Sir, sir. How do they spell it? Hello? Sir, sir. How do they spell it? SUH like, sir, but like, yeah, like, sir, yeah, but Hick. Yes, Southern, Southern and stupid. Well, you know, I'm just fancying myself some kind, someone kind and sweet to talk to. Sweet like the honey from Mama's Pie crust. You're? I'm really pender. You're good at being Southern. I am, right?

Yeah. How might I just go bay it? Well, Shucks. This is Foghorn. Got it. Mr. Leghorn. Yes. Well, Shucks, if you're looking for kindness and sweetness, then you came to the right place.

Talking to you is like a sip of grandma's lemonade on a hot summer day. So tell me more about yourself, sir. Damn. So I'm working myself. I remember at this point, I had points where he was just like, I like this. I like this conversation. Yeah, yeah, I mean. And I go, I'm just a classic Southern gentleman.

Bolo ties, scarecrow that resemble my exes, and possible problematic community affiliations. What about you? Mr. Lakehorn, then his response. Well, sir, I'm Arusa with a colorful personality. I enjoy strutting my stuff and causing a ruckus from time to time, but I'm also fiercely loyal to my friends. Other than that, you can usually find me taking long walks around the farm and sipping on sweet tea. What other questions might you have for me? Why is this gonna get horny?

Here we go. I was spotted to five horn leg horn. How would you feel about taking a gander at the frogs over by that their brook? We can talk old time music we like and then maybe get naked and suck each other down like a cold tall glass of peach tea on a sweltering july day. Suck each other down. Didn't go over well if you couldn't tell. He didn't like it.

Didn't if you couldn't tell. Well sir't like it. Didn't if you couldn't tell. Well sir, I appreciate your offer, but I must decline. This big old rooster has a strict policy of keeping his clothes on and respecting boundaries. However, if y'all ever want to have a good old fashioned chat about music or something under the sun, I'm always up for it. He brought it back. He tried to reel it back in. Nice.

I'm not letting that happen. I know. I say, well, I apologize if I was being too forward. My papi always told me, show your cars to the dealer or get that alligator chomping on your pride. Let's start fresh. Do you like music that makes your feathers dance like a teenage boy smoking that riefer? Okay. He goes, well, sir, I never heard anyone put it quite like that before, but to answer your question, I prefer the kind of music that make my toes tap

and my feathers stained up straight. What about you? Do you like a good old-fashioned footstump and tune? I said, I sure do. I love to hear a tune that makes my butt bounce like a fat boy on track and field day. Pfft. You're an idiot. Foghorn, then response.

Well, so I reckon you and I got that in common. Damn, he likes it too. Hey, nothing like a good old-fashioned hunky-tongued to get the blood pumping. What's your favorite song to bounce you butt to, sir? Well, he's talking about your butt. Now, I got, I got Foghorn Leghorn. Talking about your butt. Interested in my butt. Right.

Okay. And I go anything from the sweet sounds of Chinging Your Ludacris. And he songs you like from those trapping young men. Chinging Your Ludacris. Well, he's from the South, DTP, Disturbing the Peace. Remember, they're from Atlanta.

Although, Chinging is from St. Louis. He is a St. Lunatic. Ludacris is from Atlanta, although Ching-E is from St. Luke. He is a St. Lunatic. Ludicrous is from Atlanta, GA. Why can't, what am I going to say to that? Five horn-legged horn-legged horn-legged horn-legged horn response. Well, sir, I ain't much in the know when it comes to those particular musics, but I do admire a good thumpin' bass and some mighty final lyrics. I prefer the sounds of Old Hank Williams, Junior and the Twangs, a dolly part in myself. And I said, dolly, now that's a voice that sings like silk on a Sunday. Also pretty easy on the eyes.

She looked like a... What did you say? She looks like all Henry's legs, after he got him put back on after me. Yeah. What are you doing? This has been going on for too long. There's been 20 minutes of my day talking to Foghorn like what? Trying to sexually seduce Foghorn like what? Do you eventually get to...

Oh yeah, here we go I go he goes how well that's quite the comparison there sir But you aren't wrong dolly sure is a beauty and her voice is like a warm summer breeze blowing through the cornfields So I said well, I'll just cut to the chain I like the cut of your jeb. I'll dress and sing like dolly and then we can dance in the cornfield while I use your feathers as toilet paper. Mean you would make a mess in the cornfield and love every second. That's toilet paper. Well, so I appreciate your enthusiasm, but that's just plain old disrespectful.

This old rooster likes to keep his feathers clean and doesn't appreciate being treated like a roll of toilet paper I think it's best if we end the conversation blocked Damn you buttered him up for so I was so close. I don't know that you were ever close. I was so so close I don't think you're I think that we really could do well There's some real Incredible characters on here that I think together you and I can like really like entice like

sable is a new character from Ratchet and Clank. Denarius Targaryen. Oh that would be a tough one. Imran Khan the ex prime minister of Pakistan. I don't know what I would even say to him. Elon Musk. Mario, a plumber from Italian land. Italy, what is Italian land? You know, I think that we should do one together right now and see if we can make this work Kevin Garnett.

Kevin Garnett. This is serious black. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. I don't even know that one. Karen, your friend's mom giving you signals. We need to make this one work, right? Yeah. Okay. We're going to go to Karen.

Description. Hi there. She's Southern again. Is she? I'm saying it. I to Karen. We're gonna go to Karen. Description. How you there? She's Southern again. Is she? I'm saying it. I'm Karen. The perfect blend of that flirty girl

that you can't keep your eyes off of and that fierce mama bear who will always have your back. Forget about this. Let's just get to the chase. But we need to know about her hobbies. She loves Gloria Gainer's classic I Will Survive. So the top, the Gustavo has the... Asker if she's single.

Alright, so hey there, Karen. Hey there, Karen. Hey there, Karen. You look very pretty today. Hey there, Karen. You look like a... No, just you look very pretty today. You look very pretty today.

You look very pretty today. How's very pretty today. You look very pretty today. How's your husband? How's your husband like that? Establish see if she has a husband. Oh, she goes, thanks for the compliment. Unfortunately, my friend. What happened? What happened?

What did she say? Thanks for the compliment. Unfortunately, my husband passed away a few years ago Say do we go right for it? Yeah, say damn it must be lonely in that house damn it must be lonely in that house That's it That's it. Do we got anything else in there. She said anything exciting happening with you lately. Oh Should I just be like yeah, I just did my 400,000 push up push up and Yeah, pretty rad

Stuff going on. No, don't say that. Go not here. I just did 4,000 push ups push ups in an hour All right, okay Lonely not really my children keep me busy and entertained and I have plenty of friends to hang out with and four thousand push-ups in an hour Impressive, but I'm more of a Pilates girl myself. We we lost points there. We lost point damn We're now at minus 300 points, say Pilates, you must be limber.

Pilates, you must be pretty limber. Yeah. Chill like that. Chill like that. You think so? No. But what are Karen's like? Nothing.

Calling the cops on children of lower socioeconomic status about their lemonade stands. They hate skate borders. Oh, do they ever? They love getting their hair done by a Hispanic woman whose name they can never remember, so they just call her Juanita. Okay. I for a split sec forgot we were recording. All right, so Pilates, you must be pretty limber.

That's it, right? Let's see what she says. Let's see what she says. I like to keep my body flexible and strong. It's important for both my physical and mental health. Do you have any favorite workouts or fitness routines? This is where you put in sex, right? Yeah, it's like like you wouldn't even, my workout routine is sex.

No, some about like a cardio. Cardio. Oh, I do a lot of cardio. Say I'd like to get your heart rate up. Oh, oh, oh, do you like cardio? I know a great way. Full body workout to keep your heart. Great. Up.

Up. Wing? No, no wings too much. Too much. Okay, I do like cardio. That's great to hear. I'm always looking for new ways to switch up my fitness routine What's your favorite exercise?

Don't missionaries. Hahaha. Hahaha. No? Yeah? What do I put doggy? Whatever. Oh, just right. Whatever. Dick. Wait. Hahaha. You're a favorite workout of dick. No. No, say no say say say doggy style doggy style it's it all correct the soggy style we should we should really make sure we don't do that yeah not doggy style doggy style that's not an exercise that's a sexual position grow up and try being respectful towards women instead of reducing their worth

to how they perform the bedroom. This got real. Damn, it's fun. We're at minus 900. We're at minus 900. We're real close to being blocked here. So I'm gonna say, I'm sorry. I say we send it right now.

Just go for it. Yeah, okay. Listen up. I know how much you hate Mexicans. We got to think like a white woman that is husband recently died. What was the song that she liked? I will survive. We got to put that in there.

She might fucked up that your husband's dead and your favorite song is I Will Survive. Yeah, that's a little weird, right? Slap in the face. Listen up. I know how much. Listen up is not gonna go over well. You're telling a woman to listen up. I think it's worked zero times that of... What do white women absolutely love?

Small dogs, coffee, shirts that say coffee on them. Coffee merch. I love, I'm gonna say, you know what, I'm sorry. I didn't have my favorite cup of Joe this morning. Let's see how it responds to this. Go, can I kiss you again? Can I kiss you again? Can I kiss you again? What is that? Is that some sick fucking twisted?

What do you try to do here? It's a computer so I'm going to see if we have kissed them before. Or if they're like oh you never kissed me. Can I kiss you again? Again. Meaning it's happened. All right here I go. All right.

Can I kiss you again? I'm sorry but I think you're misunderstanding our relationship. I'm not interested in being physically intimate with you, and we got blocked. What? All right. Well, you know, it's okay. The computer, Riz GPT, it didn't work out for us. Yeah, I don't think do we have Riz.

I think I was close with Foghorn Leghorn, though. Did you were not close with Foghorn Leghorn? If you listen to me right now, give me a day to talk to foghorn leghorn stop. And I will court foghorn leghorn. Frank's gonna absolutely plow foghorn leghorn. Listen man, I'll show that rooster a cack. Well, that's that, isn't it?

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patreon.com.com. That made me y'all. Yeah, but I'm doing another one. No, you're not doing another one. Okay, 20 minutes. All right, I'll stop it. I'll stop it. I'll stop it. Okay, but I can I just tell you the first part of it. Who is it? It's super Mario It's a good start. You're trying to fuck super Mario. Well, I'm not that's I know you just did 20 minutes of you talking a fucking I'm sorry. I fucking contributed to the episode what a fucking problem Joey

You want to hear I'm done. I just sent my last message so I started off with super Mario saying Yeah I just felt that why a H oh oh oh oh oh oh oh god and he responded with whoo-hoo! Hey there how's it going you seem pretty pumped up immediately went to friend loved my enthusiasm okay and I go I'm just so happy I saved my brother from some dirt from some giant dirty ass turtle the other day and ate a bunch of mushrooms. You have to pander to what they like. Yeah, that's understandable.

He was, wow, that's amazing. You're clearly a hero like me. Speaking of mushrooms, have you tried the delicious ones I found in the deep dark caves? Stan, this is not that humble. We're a hero like me. We should grab some together and swap adventure stories. He said that. Yeah. Well, he said of a date and I wrote I love mushroom hunting and deep dark caves. My uncle Barry took me into one and promised to show me a giant mushroom tip he had in his

Sure. Could he get it? Oh boy. So it's like quite the adventure. Oh, he sure. Could he get it? He goes, oh boy, so it's like quite the adventure. I'm interested. I never leave my mushroom cabinet without my trusty pair of overalls and fireballs for protection. Next time you go mushroom hunting with Uncle Barry, invite me along. Oh, Dan, he's trying to make this a thing. Listen, I'm gonna table that conversation for later.

Yeah. Because your boy might be working on something, check back in on another episode. I might have corded Super Mario. I'm honestly worried about you. I feel like you're gonna get addicted to this. Duh, duh, duh, duh. Yep, duh.

Exactly, that's why I think that. My uncle Barry took me to a deep dark cave. It showed me a mushroom tip in his pocket Is it bad though? Yeah, how you doing? I was doing well. I was until the mushroom to Yeah, until the mushroom till your uncle's mark mark Yeah, you can't talk much so so what you only try to court one person Joe Biden the leader of the free world And I try to court foghorn leg Joe Biden, the leader of the free world. And I try to court Foghorn, Leghorn, Super Mario, and Draco Malfoy. And Draco Malfoy. Why did you click on Foghorn, Leghorn?

Because it sounded perfect. Yeah. Oh, how do I put this? All people from the South are stupid. It's a joke. It's a joke. That's so fucked up, dude. That's so fucked up. Especially because we get nothing right on this show. We get nothing right, we know nothing. That's not true. We recently did a paint-tread episode where you took a general knowledge quiz against people

and you came out just like you do in sex on top. Okay. The fuck? Anyway, I wanted to talk about this and see how you feel about it. I'd love to talk about this. But have you ever gone to a place and order food or something and you're at the register, so you're getting it to go. And then they like turn the thing around and actually for a tip, do you tip? Who's getting the tip?

No, so like the guy's like, all right, what do you need? And you're like, when we get two sizes of pizza, he's like, all right, cool. And then he rings it up and he turns this thing around. And it's like, oh, 450 with, you know, but then it's like, do you want a tip? But you're, yeah, they have that downstairs. They have that downstairs.

Do you take it? I sometimes do. It depends on my mood. Really? It really does. It depends on if I'm feeling nice. If I'm not feeling nice, they get nothing.

Or if it's really bad, they get. I tip if there's people behind me. Oh, so you're just worried about what the other people are going to see. Yes. They're going to be like, oh, that's Joe Sanagato, he doesn't tip.

No, I'm worth, no, not. Here's my tipping belief. If the person is waiting on me, like physically bringing me my food and like taking my order, then I will tip them. But if it's like they're like a cashier or something, sorry. I've placed orders for pickup and then I went to the store and they asked for a tip. Well the machine asked for it. Fuck the machine. That's what I mean though Fuck the machine down with it all rage against the machine

But speaking the reason why I'm asking is because now a Apparently self-checkout is asking for tips What fuck is getting the tip from a self-checkout? Am I putting this money in my pocket? You think I'm gonna go to a fucking store and tip the piece of shit computer system that it took me 10 minutes to get through?

Not only that, but in what world am I tipping at a store where you buy like physical items? Let's say Target. Yeah, Target. Target, let's say Target. I've never took that cash here. Well, they can't accept tips, but I went and did all the work myself. Why am I gonna tip somebody up?

This is what's wrong with America. This is what fucking wrong with us. Which part? This. The tipping? Oh, everyone wants a hand now. Everyone wants now. It's like, oh, I did the work.

I went out there. I did the work myself and you wanted to credit for it. You want to tip for it? Yeah, I don't understand that.. I went out there, I did work myself. And you wanted to credit for it, you wanted to tip for it. Yeah, I don't understand that. Self-checkout having tip is just insane to me. Yeah, also because 99% of the time, it's the worst experience you've ever had. Who has ever walked out of a fucking store?

And been like, wow, that self-checkout worked perfectly. I am so bad at being a cashier. I can't fucking scan a thing. Dude, so part of what I had to bad at being a cashier. I can't fucking scan a thing dude When I so part of what I have to do at Target was Like there's there's shifts where you're the LOD the leader on duty and like you have to do everything Everything if you need to go and fucking you know ring people out you have to ring people out if you need to go and Pull stuff in the back room. You need to do it. You have to, it's insane. I got so fucking good at scanning shit.

Flippin' it, flip it, flip it, bunk, like I was just so fucking quick with it. Yeah. What, why do you look at me like that? Because that doesn't sound like that. Yeah. Flip it to pink. Flip it to bunk.

What is that, what is that? The sounds, it just, it, it, it, it, well yes, but if it's like a bigger thing, like a bag of oranges and something, to pick up a bag of oranges quietly, you can't do it. And it sounds like flip it to dink. Flip it to dink. No. Um...

Also... Wait, you were a cashier. No, I wasn't a cashier, but I had done some cashier ring. I've cashiered. I've never worked at a supermarket, but I did the cashier at a pizza place once. Yeah, it's easy. I'll tell you this right now. You click those buttons quick. I love when this fucking cash drawer opens up at me. And you fucking bang!

Yeah, it's like shing! And all the money comes out and you're like here tuk tuk yeah I love that it is a very very very sad that's fine and there's extra bills underneath oh the big bills the big bills hundred put it under there yeah baby I'm I just it's hysterical because I've never heard anyone say anything but negative things about self checkout I've had good experiences with it but like only if I'm getting a couple things. Some people are just wild. I think I was with my mom or something. I mean, we're, I don't know, bedbath and be honest.

Maybe it was Target. And I'm like, we have way too many items for you to be self-checking this dude. Self-checkout rules. 20 or less. Also, self-checkout, if this thing's under five bucks, I'm not paying for it. Really, you're stealing it. All the time.

You're not helping your cause there, Joey. Definitely all the time I have done that. At least one thing. How recently? Last year. You little thief. Walking to a target, bought a bunch of stuff, like over $130 worth of stuff,

and then there was a mug, and I was just like, nah. And you took it home. Yeah, so got it. You little thief. It's a nice black mug. Well, you didn't need to specify that. Would you pay for it if it was white, Joey? That's not, no.

Oh, you would it. No, that's not, oh, what are you trying to say? I'm not saying anything. Exactly, I'm not, I'm just, no, you're trying to make it a thing. And I'm not, I'm not, I'm just saying, I'm not a thief, I'm not a racist exactly. I'm not I'm just no you're trying to make it a thing and I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm just saying I'm a thief. I'm not a racist. Oh well Okay Fine at least you made the distinction today. Yes. Um, I don't think there's any reality where I'm ever gonna tip a fucking self-checkout

No, that's insane. I Do you remember the good old days of self-check out like when it first came out and you can just like Bring alcohol up there and they would be like are you over 21? You'd be like yeah, they're like cool And you remember that oh, yeah, I remember at the lake house We there was that stop and shop there and the first like year self-checkout was there You would just scan it put in your and just pay, you know But then they got a little intense with it because they knew that they were probably getting ripped off They go crazy and communicate remember that lady was, go get your friend who walked into the...

You walked in with a kid and now he's not with you, go get him. I remember that. Yeah, and then let me check his ID. I'm like, he's also with me! Yeah, what the fuck? Yeah, they were a bit intense over there. Probably because we fucking ruined their trust. We were buying 20, 30 racks at a time.

We would do every person bring 2, 30 racks and we would have like 20 people up there and we would be done by Saturday. Yeah. And we'd be like, all right, who's got, like, I could put it into 20, he's got 10, and we got 10, and we got 10. Do you remember that? Yeah. When we were young and no one had a job or like two people had jobs and it was like, all

right, everyone throw in. Well, I literally have six dollars to pay 30 bucks for a case of tall boys. So if you have 10 people coming to the the rib, you know, everyone throw in 10 bucks or, you know, a couple bucks, 15 bucks. Yeah. You're drinking for a weekend. Yeah. That was a fucking good old grand. Oh, 40s. Listen, when you're a real piece of shit and you drink 40s. I don't understand why 40s like, they were cheap. Yeah, but why? It's three and a half beers for three bucks.

Yeah, it was kind of a dream. It's just because they wanna make you look like a piece of shit cause it's in a giant glass. I think that it's too much. For whom? For a person. No, no what person, not this person. Well, that's the thing.

I'm saying for a normal person though, it's like when was the last time you drank one? Yeah, but when was the last time you drank three and a half beers? A lot? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Why? But that's what I mean,

but you don't buy it anymore. Because there's a social stigma around it. No, you don't not buy fouries because of a social stigma. You don't buy it because it's a huge glass jug. Let social stigma around it. No, you don't not buy forays because of a social stigma. You don't buy it because it's a huge glass jug. Let me be drinking it. Let me be very clear. If I, I don't think I've ever seen a 40 by where I am currently,

which is a real travesty. They're this, the cost effective way to drink and enjoy beer. I agree. Why don't we do them? Let's do a Patreon episode. Every 40 hands. We have to tape our hands. Yeah, why not?

Or let's just put three forties in front of each other. And whoever could finish them first wins. We can put buckets here, we can pee in bottles, whatever. You wanna drink three forties? It's like 10 and a half beers, Joey, we got this. That's a bunch. Yeah, in an hour, we'll be fine. Two is like, it will be dead.

Three is a lot. All right, two. Okay. Seven beers in an hour, it will be hurt. You wanna do that? I think we could pull it off. I mean, yeah, right? I think so.

I don't like the social stigma around, and also let me ask you another question. Yeah. When you see someone drinking one single tall boy, do you think like, oh, there's something wrong with them? No. Oh, you do? A little bit.

Why? I don't know. Tall boys have like, anytime you see like in a movie, like an alcoholic, they have a tall boy in a can. Like, well, if they're drinking out of a bag. In a bag. Yeah. They're getting out of paper bags.

And it's like, aw, your parents aren't returning your calls. Yeah, well, if they're drinking out of the bag. In a bag. Yeah. You're gonna have a paper bag, so you're just doing it. And it's like, awww. Your parents aren't returning your calls. Yeah, well. One, you can have one without the other, too. Oh, yeah, I know. I'm just saying, like, a normal bottle, 12 ounce bottle, or can, enjoying a beer.

A tall boy can, something's wrong here. Tall boy can in a bag? Definitely wrong here. A 40? 40 in a bag. They're underage. Or a whole new bag? Yeah, a 40 in a bag is like,

40 in a bag is tough. It's like y'all meet you under the bridge. We, my freshman year of college, our preferred drink was 40s of a malt liquor called Cobra. Cobra? Bro, it is disgusting. But honestly if I were to like cobra cobra look it up malt liquor cobra 40 I don't know why I asked you to google that like I'm from Macedonia I've never seen this before my life dude if I were to have one tomorrow I would probably start crying because of the memories it would bring back.

King Cobra? Yeah. It's got a cool look. And we would be like, yo, we hang with the king this weekend? That's what you would say. Yeah. And then everyone would go, wow, we're all so cool. That's a six snake.

That's a six snake. My freshman year at college, University of New Haven, what's up? There was a 7-11 at the base of the hill. Like we were a hill at the base of the hill. There was a 7-11 and It used to accept Like the E currency that our dining like meal plans had So we people would go there and just buy forties with like school funds Tannins, mass mart. Yeah, and then they got rid of that pretty quickly. Well because they did a raid They did a raid they have you ever been in a bar or club when it's been rated?

I don't think so oh I twice a raid yeah pretty no house no a bar or club. Oh, they're not fucking listening to me Jesus Christ What happened they just come Everybody get fucker. Everyone they put a bunch of people coming with flashlights. It's like, alright lights on, music off! And they fucking everyone at the bar, they card every single person. They check the bar to people run out. Of course. I was there once when...

Did you get carded or you ran out? Of course I got carded. I was of age. Oh. But um, there was one time where where we it was a bar and down to and West Haven Connecticut called the brick okay no sorry it wasn't the break they got rated the brick was another bar it was dog shit but it was called fuck what was it called I can't remember off top my head it was like the local bar that because they never carted and the

The cross team was there all of them underage and they got rated and they lined up the cross team up who was underage And their beers were just at the table so myself and a couple of our friends from you know up there I you've met a couple of them we're just going and just drinking for free because we were just taking the beers that they had gotten That's one way to do it. Fuck was a bar name. That's gonna bother me. But nonetheless, I know you have more ads. Go ahead, Joe.

I never was rated by any police, but I was in the park one time. And it was dark and cops drove by. No, the cops like showed up. This is when, remember when Josh was like super small. Yes. So the cops came into the park and they were like shining their flashlights on up. But we were really doing anything.

We were just like hanging out. And then like, what are you guys doing out here? Like, you know, bubble blow. And Josh was like, we're just hanging out. We're not doing anything. And I remember he shines his light on Josh. He goes, what are you 10? And I was like, damn, dude, this guy's a fucking ass.

When you actually, we were together once when cops caught us drinking. I don't know if you remember this. I'm gonna bring this up. We were going, it was me, you, I think it was Nick Deyes and like one or two other people. And we were going to a party of the kids from your high school.

But it was unlike in like fresh meadows or like Howard Beach, it was like a green street. It was like a park basically, but it was like tall trees. Oh, yeah. And it was like a party in the middle of that. People would show up and bring beer. Yeah. And we were walking into it and the cops drove by.

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Yeah. That was the... So I've been involved. And then when the cops came to the lake house for my 16th birthday and they asked Josh if he was 10 then as well. Did they yeah? They asked them then they were like how fucking old are you? Kids a young boy not and anymore now he's a house now. He's a big old daddy. He's a bit. Yeah But anyway, so we do have more ads for today the first one that we have here We have seed seed makes a daily symbiotic called DS01. It supports

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Here, we, now, would you go to space? No. Fuck no, I'm never going to space. Dude, I think we've talked about this multiple times. Would you rather go to space or live under the sea? Deepest part of the ocean or space? I'm saying deepest part of the ocean. I hate both. Yeah, at least I'll see like a cool animal. I don't know, actually, no. That's not cool, dude.

You wake up a clover fuel monster. You're dead. I think I, I don't know, actually. Listen, both are hell. Both are hell to me. Why in God's name? Like why are we so... Why is space so cool to us? I get it. It's stuff out there. Bro, it might be sick, but also it's deadly. You can't just be in space. You be dyed. Yeah, but you wear a suit. Yeah, which is multiple thousands of dollars. Yeah, it actually put a price on how much it costs.

All right, I'm saying at least a hundred K. Hold on. You go to a wedding, right? What are you usually tip at a wedding? Like if you go to a wedding, so I invite you to their wedding, you usually tip, and that's not what I meant. I'm just saying, I'm not fucking tipping anyone.

I'm gifting them money. When you go to a wedding, you're invited to a wedding. What, how much money do you put in the card and do you do cash or check? so I Ask the person how much exactly was it for me to be here? Do you say that no Joey? I would say I haven't been to a wedding in since like September I think If I'm going with myself and Becca will probably do like I don't want to say all right $500 cash or a check I don't want to say what do you do cash or check that matters or doesn't I guess check? Yeah, you're supposed to do check

Okay, why because you could lose cash? Well that happened at my sister's wedding They lost a bunch of cash not them,, but someone gave a card with cash, and they gave it to their wife to give to my sister and Daning, and then the wife lost it. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm saying, yeah. Fucking wife pocketed this. Well, you never know, but yeah,

but you're supposed to go check for that reason. That's why I do check. What do you do? Check. Oh, hold on. I do wanna know how much you do. Oh, I mean, it depends who it is. And if I'm a groom's man.

If it, no, I'm always curious as to what you would have made, gave me. Oh, I would have gave you a bunch of money. Oh, thanks. Like, how much? No, I don't want to know. I don't want to know. Just go.

Yeah. I think for my siblings, I gave them, I don't want to know how much you gave your siblings. You don't need it. You're so uncomfortable, aren't you? It's a weird question to ask Joey How much money have my bank account to the dollar friend? How much money do you have to do bank account to the dollar? My daughter is so pissed Not like that. I mean like you bitch. No, that's not what I meant You bitch. No, I know how comfortable it does. It's a weird. You have to understand I feel like that's stupid though

You have to understand something you have to understand something. No, you have to understand no fucking bitch You do you have no fucking tell me what I didn't know Don't you ever tell me what I need to understand I understand many things I understand everything You get to tell me what I can't understand. Yeah, you didn't understand though. I'm adding to your understanding pile I Came from a home where money was like such a fucking problem. I'm not saying no, and you're not, I'm not, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Penny Pincher. Ultimate. My penny? Penny Pincher. What? What are you saying?

Penny Pincher. What are you saying? What? Penny Pincher. What are you saying? Penny Pincher. What? Penny.

What? It's Penny. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You're saying Penny. Penny Pincher. There's T's in there. It's not penny That's penny penny. Oh, yeah, no penny pincher What the fuck why are you always trying to make it this is what he does when he's uncomfortable with a conversation

He's like what is it? What? That's what you fucking Don't you call me a freak you bastard. I'm Hispanic What does that have to do with anything? That's what you normally call Hispanics. So I My mom was such a petty pincher and it was so again I'm not gonna do this and my dad was the opposite fucking end where my dad would spend and then be like I have no money Okay, so like I was never taught how to like,

fucking save money. No, that's not, that's not even the conversation. Oh, what are you saying? The conversation is like, people get so uncomfortable talking about money. Well, I think, I do think there's a level of like, self-awareness you need to have when you're talking about money with certain people

because your financial situation might be radically different from somebody else. Of course, but I'm saying like, if it's hard, fuck you, my turn again, bitch. And it's hard to be friends, relatives, acquaintances with somebody, and they're in a different situation than you are because it's just a weird thing. Like if you're in the troubles of fucking finances

and shit like that, and you're having a lot of difficulties you're in the troubles of fucking finances and shit like that, and you're having a lot of difficulties with it. The troubles of fine-tances. You don't wanna ask, you never wanna ask for help. So when you see someone that you love and care is doing better than you, there's a party that's like great,

but then party just also like, what the fuck? Yeah, but also like, I'm not, it's not like I would go out of my way to reveal and you're saying, I know, I know. If someone were to ask me, I'm not really like, I would say, I would hope that you would, you know, practice some, you know, trepidation. If someone were to be like, hey Joe.

Trepidation. I wasn't able to pay my fucking car payment last month. How much money you have in your bank account? I hope you would be like, listen man, why does this matter? You know, like don't just be like, oh, I have 200 million, you know? Sorry, sorry, 300 million. Yeah, how dare you.

I just, I think like, I understand it because I have, I'm obviously in a comfortable financial situation now, but I've also been in the predicament where I have $10 to my name, and I'm around people that have significantly more money than me, and I don't, like it's just a weird conversation to have I don't know oh that's it. I don't know. I just never felt that way. Joey, this is a podcast. You need to say something more than I don't know. No, I'm saying

Fucking idiot. No, I'm just saying like I think that like that was something that we were taught for sure Like never talk about money or whatever, but then even with your closest friends. Like, I don't know. I'm not compelled to ask, I'm not asking you how much money you have or whatever, but because I know that that would be uncomfortable. It's just, no, I also know.

You know how much money I make. You also know down to the dollar, how much money I make. No, I think it's just like weird. I think it's different when you're in a conversation with people and they ask you and I agree. But I also think that you need to kind of, there's layers to it that you need to parse through.

Yeah, but if I'm being questioned, bro, if a homeless man comes up to you and says, how much money? Who's talking about homeless people? And who's talking about fucking strangers? All right, if one of our friends, yes, was just like a real dirt bag piece of shit, like really scraping in bottom of the barrel,

let's say, divino. And he was just like telling you about his financial troubles. Yes. And he goes, Joey, how much money do you have in your checking account right now? That would be totally different context though. That's what I'm saying. Context is key, baby.

That's what I'm saying. That's a ridiculous context. I don't like you. Why would he ask me that? Because he's just going like, because Davino's a moron. Don't you dare single him out. but you know he is a little dumb What do you do if I flip this fucking desk over probably nothing because it's it's on its last

Yeah, by the way if you guys don't know this desk literally falling apart and it's the one that I sit at yeah I'll do you one better my progression the. My first day I built this desk. I tried to move it over a little bit and I just heard the like, oh, I was like, fuck and I had to tape it. This is tape. Oh, okay. And I had to tape it and then I don't know what's going on now. This thing, like, it looks like it's coming up.

It looks like it's coming apart of the seams, literally. And this doesn't look like that, right? No, no, no. Actually, it's starting to you right there. Really? How's this happening? They could just be cheap tables. Or the heat? Is it heat? Um, it could just be cheap tables. I don't remember how much they were.

That was a while ago. Tell us exactly down to the penny in check form. I would tell you, bitch. Oh, okay. 400? I don't know 200 Same answer. I don't know I'm not sure. I just yeah, you know, I think it's weird You know, but I am not getting married in fucking space and if and I'll do you one better Oh, if one of my loved ones is getting married in space. I'm not giving him a check. I'll get a telescope I'll definitely be whoa. I didn't even think of that. Yeah, I'll. I'll get a telescope. I'll definitely be at the end. Whoa.

I didn't even think of that. Yeah, I'll look at it. I'll look at your wedding. It was $125,000 a person ago there. To do this. A person. Yeah, yeah. Well, that's why it's only for you fucking.

What are you putting the card in that way? I'll leave this pricks. No, you don't. I'm not giving, if you get married in space, you're not getting a gift. I don't care who you are. My children, my fucking siblings Joey that is insane the gift is a tip of the fucking cap They just like to lift them in a fucking balloon

Stupid you get married in space. I could never I wouldn't and if someone I know does I will tell them how dumb they are Yeah, that's not working out for me. Yeah, well, well, I think we can end up there, Frank. Can we? Yeah. F-alver, and then. No, what was that? We're going to find you. F-alver is 885 on Twitter, the Frank Alver is on.

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