The Basement Yard - #403 - Do You Pee In The Sink?

Episode Date: June 19, 2023

Frankie asks Joe this time old question! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back to the basement yard. Hey bud. Hey me. I was gonna shoot you with this rubber band. And then you scared me. Do you remember kids doing this in school? Yeah, I do. Don't shoot a rubber band at me.

Why? Because what if it hits my eye? Oh my god, I'm officially old. Yeah, what's wrong with you? You can poke your eye out. You can poke your eye out. Shoot your eye out that thing. I've only seen one person in my entire life with an eye patch on and they still had an eye.

They just got like surgery. And honestly, eye patch? What's wrong? Pash. I patch What's wrong? Pache I patch the smoke is getting to me honestly. I patch Not the worst like you kind of look sweet if you have an eye patch. I Instant conversation starter. I feel like you could pull off an eye patch But I don't think that I can well. I think what helps is my bigger eyebrows. I think your eyebrows are too small

I think it's your skin tone. I do think yeah I'm more pirate I'm more pirate like yeah because they're like tan there. I think your eyebrows are too small. I think it's your skin tone. I do think. Yeah, I'm more pirate like. Yeah, because they're like tan. They're at sea. They're tan. They're on the sea. They probably have some form of scurvy. I don't know if that affects the blood of the skin as much, but it definitely feels so good. It just kills you. It doesn't? Scurvy?

I don't know. Isn't that like a really bad sea fever? It's like, no, scurvy. I think it's a vitamin C deficiency. Oh, that's why they would get it on the sea because they wouldn't get a lot of fruit They need a ton of meat. Oh They find a fishing. I thought they would like steal though steal some yeah, but I don't think they were stealing fruit They were stealing like booty and money Booty is could be fruit though isn't booty just like whatever's on it?

I think it's subjective. I think booty B, but what booty B, you know? Okay. I like the booty under ship B there, great fruit. But no, parents aren't going out there and stealing great fruit. I'd be pissed if I was like gonna steal a bunch of fruit and it ended up being great fruit.

What would be the fruit you would like be pumped to steal watermelon? Yeah, to steal? Watermelon. Yeah, holy shit. Watermelon peaches. Peaches. Why'd you say that now? I don't know, I love peaches. I love peaches though.

Yeah, no, peaches, fucking, you know what? I just had recently the little peach cups. Oh, the fruit cups? Yeah, I like those. The orange ones are good. He was like, you need to have, he didn't say it like that. Your nephew's too young.

I don't know what he said. He probably said like, yeah. No, no, no, he speaks words. How old is he? Three? Yeah, he's like, they speak like no words. He says Uncle Joey, your turn. He says everyone's turn.

Your turn. To do what? Literally everything. Or mostly not your turn. Oh, or I don't Literally everything or mostly not your turn. Oh, or I don't want. I don't want. Yeah. Ruby, Ruby, her new thing is I need. I need, I need that. I need that. And I'm like, you don't need that.

Right. Do. And then you give it this whole speech about like, there's needs and there's wall understanding needs and wants and Maslow's hierarchy of needs and how this chapstick on the counter does not fit into that. Right, exactly. She's big and chapstick right now. Eating it or just like you should eat it.

No, no, she just holds it and walks around with it all day and just at random points, she just goes, does she actually put it on or should eat it? Yeah, it's adorable. It's a cutest thing on the planet. Nice. But, you know, what are you gonna do? How are you doing?

Good. Scott back from a trip to Denver and now you're back in this, you guessed it, hellhole. Yeah, we are currently under smoke at the moment. It's fucking straight gas out there, chief. It is straight gas. Well, mostly, mostly smoke. Smoke, yeah. Yeah. Which one, that's what people, that's what. The air quality is 1,000. Yeah, it's pretty high. Which, why do they, as the higher it goes, the worse it is? I feel like that's stupid. Well, because it's the particles which why do they as the higher it goes the worse it is? I feel like That's stupid well because it's the particles that are in the air It's like particles per million please don't give me a fucking answer. I'm I'm I became one of those tick those people that I

Hit in the comments where they're like actually guys if you want to be educated I'm just thinking about scales dude. What is the scale even fucking up to because it should be one to a hundred give it a score The lower it is the shit here the air is if it's a hundred we got great air hundred, give it a score. The lower it is, the shittier the air is. If it's a hundred, we got great air. 100%. Oh, like you're grading it like a test. Like you're grading it like a test. Like they give you back if the air quality comes back at like a 65, you're like, see me after class.

Yeah, exactly. Air quality. Yeah. Well, actually, no, that's passing. 55, you'd be like, dude. No, all right. So 64, you'd be like, this is an unacceptable. Sixth, right.

I don't know. I think it should be, I think, you'd be like, this is unacceptable. Sixth right. I don't know. I think it should be, I think zero is what you want it to be because zero is like crystal clear. But the air quality is zero. I'd be like, holding my breath. Well, would you, I think the higher it would be, you hold your breath. The quality of something, when it is higher quality,

that is usually. So maybe we should do like different grades. Like air should be graded on like a color. I mean, I kind of guess it is higher quality, that is usually. So maybe we should do like different grades. Like air should be graded on like a color. I mean, I kind of guess it is. It is, it is on a color system. Yeah. But like, you know how like A, B, C, D, and S, or something like that.

Yeah, I do, Frank. Yeah. I know A, B, C, D. We should go out there and just be like, you know how those like restaurants have like the food grade thing on it, and you walk by and it's like, oh, it's an A plus. That's what we should have just like in a plain flying overhead every day.

I think that's what, well, I don't know what they do to be honest with you. But anyway, it's shit quality air out there. And I was flying back from Denver yesterday afternoon. And while I was in the air, I was like, there was a ground stop at LaGuardia, I wish where I was landing. And I was like, we're not going to land. And then my family and my friends are sending me pictures of what can only be described as hell. Hell, like hell. The whole sky is orange,

you can't see shit. And it just smells like smoke. And it's fucked. I'm gonna say something that I want to make sure is out there. Although, yes, I am, the air quality is bad and the affected people on healthy bubba-bash are cool. I kinda like the smell. I like the smell too. I'm kinda like walking outside and it smells like a cabin and like, you know, you're having like a cozy night and like a whiskey in hand. That's when I got off the plane.

You walked a street through to whiskey? No. That's what I got off the plane. You walked the streets with a whiskey? No, that's what I would have done. Illegal. But I- It's orange out, they got bigger fish to fry. Yeah, but that point I wasn't orange out because I landed at like five or something, but I got off the plane and then got outside

and I was like, it smells like a nice summer. It smells like a nice summer. Like a cabin living room. Like a summer night. Yeah, like a red cedar You know something real like nice out there You look you can't tell the difference between trees That's not true. That's not smells of trees. It smells of trees 100% you're correct. Right. Oh, yeah

I said you are correct. Oh, okay. I was gonna face Frank. You can't do this. No, I can't I can't tell I could look at some trees and say Oh, that's a dogwood. Oh, that's a red maple. Oh, that's a silver maple. But I can't do it with smells. There's a silver maple. There are silver maples. I couldn't tell you what kind of tree is. You know why they're called that?

Because the leaves are green, and then when they clip up, say down, they're like, silvery white. Don't. I don't care. I don't care. You don't care about trees. No, no, no.

You should care more about trees. They can help save your life right now. Is that I think Could be he's got a filter with trees cause the problem Frank. What are you talking about? No, no, no Fine, first of all all I'm gonna say here is for once we have something to get upset about with Canada They're always doing they're always the like big brother to the North where they're like, oh everything's great up here I don't know why they're Irish, but yeah, what the fuck? Yeah, you know, but like everything's now we're like yo fucking Canada. I Fuck up bitch. I kept looking I just typed in LaGuardia to Twitter and I kept refreshing to see if there was any updates

Well, I was on my flight and I saw so many people like blaming Canada How do you avoid this like someone's like yo fucking wet your trees? Don't let them come bust. Yeah, 100 no the favorite thing One of the favorite things I saw was like someone like people were going back and forth like oh you think that's bad Portland in 2020 was way worse and it's like hey, it's all bad How about that? It doesn't matter who was worse and who was better? Someone a tweet at someone we know tweeted like I'm you know The world isn't shit because we're comparing wildfires to like LeBron and MJ debates. Oh, yeah, it's true

I mean Yeah, like treating them like they're fucking debates like you know this one's fucking way sicker It got bad by me Like I think it last night in in like the middle of the night is when it got like really like the worst like the worst It was here was the worst it was by us like the air quality the night is when it got like really like the worst like the worst it was here It was the worst it was by us like the air quality was like 360 by us and now it's at more of a manageable scale But are you like a psycho like have you like taped all your doors? I haven't taped my doors. I have purchased a couple air purifiers. How many Frank?

Four you bought four one for the living room four. You bought four? One for the living room, one and then one for Ruby's room, Miles's room and our room. That's it. The baby, the baby she's fine. She's in your room, she's in our room right now. But I thought you only needed one. They do like a lot of square footage. You could get a giant one, but it goes. I bought one for my mom and it was like 1500 square feet or something it was like 50 bucks yeah you could do that or you can they didn't have that one like in stock so I got it the same day I just went to go get it oh I don't like this buying online bullshit I like to see what I'm buying maybe that's the most old school thing about me but it isn't okay trust me what it is well let's start with the fact that you listen to BOWAL probably on the way here.

That's old school? Yeah, dude. And like, trick daddy. I was going to say, I thought that Johnny Cash would have been the most old school part of that. Well, that too. Those are like, there's like, there's a difference between listening to like, classic rock.

But and listening to like, early 2000s hip hop for some reason. I give it, give it another 30 years, then it's gonna be looked upon. Now I will be in the same echelon as like Led Zeppelin and then it'll be more acceptable. That ain't gonna happen, my guy. I don't think so. Not at all. Now I'll, you don't think people are gonna look back

and just be like dissecting freshers on is to see like the hidden messaging behind exactly what he was saying. I feel like you will. I will or have. Oh, you probably haven't heard it yet. Well, you ain't riding, you ain't bumping like I'm bumping. Okay.

You ain't saying nothing homie, you ain't fresh as I am is. I think it's fresh as amaz. As amaz. As amaz. As amaz. As amaz. It's a very good song, guys. Gold to see.

Yeah. I remember the first time I heard it instantly on my space name. Yeah, it was you ain't fresh as I'm is yeah Naturally, we actually enjoyed back then things being spelled completely wrong. It was like this is cool Yeah, it spelled wrong. Yeah, it will fresh as I'm is was one of them as I'm is is a Z eyes M.I. Z Yeah, it actually is I know fresh as I'm is and there's there's I, M, I, Z. Yeah, it actually is. I know, fresh as I'm is. And there's, there's other ones that are all backwards and stuff like that. You really like that song, U, O, E, N, O,

and you, you often play it. You're gonna reference the Rick Ross. Yeah, you often play that. How do you think that was gonna go? I wouldn't, put Molly in her champagne. You and she has no idea. What? I've drugged her.

Well, I mean, we can talk about the obvious pattern of you know degrading women than their sexual choices through history I don't want to do with him drugging a woman Because at the time he felt it was okay to say something like that for the mass public in order to fucking profit I off of it. I'm not gonna get into that just mr. Ross not very bright. That was that was a pretty dumb move It was a pretty dumb move. It was a dull move. But also, like I mean, back to the smoke. Yeah.

I did buy a couple air purifiers. Nice. Honestly, do you feel purified? The honest, there's no smell in our house. I was shocked, I got to my apartment, nothing. Well, you're in a relatively new building. They probably have a really good air filtration purification system.

Yeah. But our house was built in the 60s. And I wanted to make sure, if it was just back in I, it wouldn't be a big thing, but the kids. And we have, maybe there's only five months old. And Miles is, he fucking runs around and he's gasping for air when he's playing. So I wanted to make sure that it was cleaning there and there's the kids outside run around. No, no, no, no I can't do that. Of course. I can't do that right now. I spoke on

Quite a bit. Yeah, I will say though. I got what we just had up our vegetable garden Those are gonna be some smoky ass fucking cucumbers. They are Mezz Cal cucumbers. I Like that cucumbers. They are. They're like, mezcal cucumbers. I like that. But yeah, I also also I need to ask, I mean, I'm sorry to cut the story short, but I just I need to ask. You're not sorry to cut. No, I am because it's your turn to talk. I'm really excited to hear about your hot water heater. Yeah, fuck loading. Yeah, well, first of all, fuck you. You're like, I'll

tell you on the show, but I'm just like really looking forward to know. Yeah, well, yeah. So I've been taking cold showers. I tried, but we didn't have water pressure. So I went, you guessed it, three days without showering. Did you? Yeah, I took, you got a hose. Spray the hose. I did.

I took, we actually recently got some wipes from a company that sent them to us. OK. And I took what? You took wipe showers? I took what is... You took wife showers? I took what we call in what I call in my house. Just a quick rub down. That's what?

That was the name you came up with. Yeah, I was gonna say Puerto Rican shower, but you know, we just left there, and I don't want to be sensitive to the people that fucked up. You say that. Why was that a thing when we were younger? I don't know, people are always just like,

I wish goodbye, Puerto Rican showers. Like, the Columbia Nectize. Everything has a name in a country. Chinese finger trap. Well, that one I think. I think came from somewhere. You remember those things? What movies that make you think of?

Huh? What movies that make you think of? There is something, but I can't remember. Is it animated? No. You remember in Adams family? She has the metal one? Oh, no, that's not what I was thinking about.

Oh, yeah, yeah. But, yeah, my hot water heater blew, and it fucking sucked. Did it, did it like blow up? I didn't hear a fucking boom! What happens? I, bro, so I must have caught it relatively quickly, because I was doing dishes and I had plenty of hot water, we had the, you know, I was cleaning up and stuff like that and maybe like 30 minutes after I stopped doing the dishes. I was getting ready to go to the gym, really work out, get

after it, you know, push ups, everything I do there. Shut the fuck up! And my shaker bottle was in the dishwasher, which was running. So I was like, all right, I'm not gonna go in there. And for the gym, stop that where I'm gonna go do some constant level cardio. Meditation. Meditation.

Yeah, this is all happening at 3.30 in the morning. Yeah. So I was gonna go downstairs and like our like boiler room where I have water bottles. We bought like a bunch of water bottles and to fill it up with my you know BCAAs and then leave. Oh dude we didn't need that information. Well I take BCAAs. Oh no no.

I drink. I don't need acronyms. I need nothing. Okay. Well I had to fill up. I had to fill up on my, you know, intra workout. Yeah. No, and I go down there and I hear like squishing,

which, that was not bad. Are you squishing? Are you just hearing squishing? So that's at first and I'm like, whoa, what the fuck? And I didn't bother turning the light on because it was very sunny out. So I'm like, what the fuck was that? And I check my pockets to make sure I didn't have any water in my pockets. Why the fuck would you have water in your pocket? Wait

you hear what sounds like water and you check your pockets? You're such an interesting dude. What were you thinking? Was in there a bucket of water in your pockets? I didn't know. You checked your pockets for a while. Just to make sure it wasn't like... Can I ask a question? Yeah. Was there water in there? Of course there was it, Frank. Of course there wasn't water in your fucking pockets. My head. The thought process was like, what if it's like my keys hitting my wallet and making like a weird sound? Oh, yeah, and like it like and then it turned into like or if there's like water in my pocket. Yeah And there was no water in my pocket. I know

There can't there can't be There can't be dude and then I open because all the lights are off because it really sunny out. As I was on my way to the gym, do pushups, the BCAA, you know, the BCAA. Running through your system. Yeah, right, it was just before I took my Elkharnitine, and I opened the boiler room door, and I looked down and there's a fucking puddle of water. And I was like, how much we talking?

I would say, so we have a 50 gallon water, hot water, heat tank, I got it, I got it out. I got it out. I got it out. And I would say there was 10 to 12 gallons on the floor. Whoa. Yeah. How you clean that?

So it ran into our basement. And on the carpet? Well, our basement is like the vinyl flooring, the vinyl tiles, but there is an area rug. The area rug soaked. No. And it was going toward the video game. You probably lost your fucking mind.

I fucking bought it. I bolted. Yeah. And then I instantly look over. Not the toys. I instantly look over. It toys. I instantly look over It was going toward the megazords dude. I saved them Yeah, the megazords are okay laid down

No, no, it like it stayed in like one section of the basement. I'll show you when you come over but I was like I was freaking out because in my head whenever you hear something like that happen you instantly think of just like Everything is ruined now, but it actually we've nothing was ruined oddly enough. It like escaped Like you know, we like let the carpet dry out and cleaned it. We cleaned and moved everything I had to get a fucking wet vac, you know a big big ol' wet vac. It was fun Those are cool though, but the part of the story that I wanted to tell yeah was The first thing I did was call my dad

Okay, and boy I Never knew what it was like to hear my dad excited to speak to me. Wow all it took was just my hot water heater blowing And he's like he need me for something. He was that he bro. He perked up He was like, hey, what's up? I'm like you know how I am. I open was like hey, what's up? Not like a yeah, yeah, and I'm like listen to hot water heater blue and he I heard in his way. He's like okay Everyone take it easy. He was by himself. I was just everyone take it easy just me and you bud Just me and you you would have thought there was a fucking audience

That he was performing he's like and we'll take you go. How will he away now? And he's like because he was a plumber right you know before he was an electrician and then during his time He did side work. Yeah, and he come he came but he couldn't he's he's all fucked up from getting hurt at work So so the joke was he had it pointing out. He blocked me through it. He told me, so he's like, all right, put Chandlock's on there, bang it down. And I'm banging it down.

He's like, hodda, so after, he's sitting there. My dad, I don't know, I ever realized how much he loves barking orders of people until I remembered my childhood. Oh, they love it, man. He was sitting there like this. He said they like to, yeah. Oh wait, nice seat.

And everything with him was a fucking teachable moment. Oh my God. So he was like, oh wait, he's seat that. But but and he loved every fucking set. He was on cloud nine. Nice. And I was laughing because I was like, when you are a parent, yeah.

You'll get to a certain age where your kids kind of don't need you anymore. And like you have to imagine like you start to worry about like your value and like, what's your purpose and stuff like that. At least I hope that's what my dad thinks. That's what I want him to think. Oh, yeah. He's probably just like Columbia's sick.

Yeah. It was like awesome. But in that moment, he felt needed again. Yeah. So he fucking perked up. He was the fucking horniest I've ever heard him. Dude, if I told my dad that like something in my apartment, an outlet didn't work.

He would walk here from North Carolina like far scump. Bro, he goes, he walked me through, shutting it off, cleaning up, like cleaning up, you didn't walk me there. He just told me kind of the general idea. Do you have to like mop? Yeah, I moped and everything. Do you, do you, do you,

do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you,

do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, How did I get a D-humidifier? I don't know how I can. Don't want mold, baby. Don't want mold, bro. Black mold. Do you know? Careful. Do you know? Do you know how much? Do you know how much moisture this fucking D-humidifier picked up? Every like three hours it was filled. Ew.

It was huge. It actually looked like clean, drinkable water. I honestly don't even know what that is. I wasn't gonna drink it. What? Oh, ill, you can't do that. Oh, freak. Can you? Did you? No.

I wanted to though. What about breast milk? Why is that the next logical question? I don't know. I have not tried my wife's breast milk. What a bitch. Me? Yeah. Why?

Dude, get a little sit. No! Figure it, try it. No! Why? You scared? I'm not scared. I just, I have no disgusted. No, I'm not disgusted. It is an incredibly natural, beautiful thing. And quite frankly, something I will never be able to understand in comprehend because I am a cisgender male. Uh... Yeah, if you got a little taste in that little taster. No, I, I, I, I, I, I, I don't, I'm sure this, I'm sure like I've gotten some of my finger and not known and like bit my finger and there's a bit of transfer of milk.

How do how would that even possibly count? What do you want me to sit there and suck my wife's tits until I get fucking milk in them? Dude, she's got bottles of the shit. I don't know. You've been taking out from your daughter. Oh yeah, that's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna take an ounce from my fucking five month old-old now. It's we get a little fucking little. Oh, she needs all She needs it all she it's all for her. It's tailored for her

Who am I to take some of my wife's breast milk? She's gonna have an excess Not not every woman has an excess Joey. Why do you think that I'm not gonna? I'm not saying that Wow Joey sitting here any shame and women that don't have access breast milk takes the subject cancel It's so fucked up. Yeah, that you think you think that your wife's milk is disgusting. No, I didn't say that stop that Becca your wife your milk Well, fucked up this smoke this smoke is fucking my head up. I don't know if it's a smoke Maybe if you had more breast milk stop that then you'd I have, I heard that it tastes good. Someone just said it. Basketball player maybe? No, it was a streamer. Nick Merck's. He's like, of course I drink breast milk. No, it was someone else who was like, I think it was

a basketball player recently that was like, they had like a blind taste test. It was like almond milk, regular milk, and then breast milk. And he chose the breast milk. I was like, the best tasting one. I mean, I'm sure it tastes delicious. I'm sure it's incredible. I have no problem with it. What? These are the most like diplomatic pieces. No, I'm sure they're good. I'm sure that it's fine.

I'm sure they're good, but like that's just like everyone else. I have no problem with it. Why didn't you just try it? And I was like, I have no desire. Like, I've gone my own. Would you just say? My wife said, why didn't you just try it? And you refused. and I did refuse

Because all time I got control of my own body pitch Well, you know what that has repercussions sometime. How does that have repercussions because she probably cried that night? I don't think she cried. I sleep next to her. I would hear her cry You fall asleep and then she cries when you she limps. No, she doesn't hear when my wife doesn't cry She's fucking if anyone cries in the relationship, it's this little sap right here. That I believe. What, what's that? What's her name?

What's her name? Have like a dog. What does that mean? What does that mean? What does that mean? I mean, you could cry. But yeah, so my dad felt super needed and wanted. And it was funny too, because he told the story from his side.

And he was like, he was talking to me and he was like You know listen, I'll be I think I'll be Daniel more. Don't worry about it I'll be like damn and I was like dad. You don't you don't need to do that You know you have to get up early get here and I'm like plus like it fucking this guy can't you can barely walk You know, well no he got his knees down. So he's walking better, but He's done the way you said it is like Like kids like No, he got his knees done. So he's walking better. But he got his knees done. The way you said it is, like, like, 10, like, 10.

Got his knees done. No knees, they look great. Yeah, they look like they're the big fat knees. But he told, and then I was like, no, you don't need to come. He's like, Frank, I'm like, do it. I'm on come. He's like, dad, you don't need to. We'll pay someone if no problem.

He's like, Frank, a plumber is going to cost you just on doing the work to grand. And I was like, all right, what time you coming tomorrow? Yeah, all right. Yeah time you're coming to my. Yeah, right. Yeah. That's the whole thing. But I changed my first hot water heater for you. And I didn't do to buy a new one.

No, I had to fucking, I don't know. I'm enter a raffle, Joey. I know. Yeah, I had to buy a new one. What kind of quick? If there was something wrong, you could fix just like, oh, no, it was out of warranty. We knew when we got the house that we needed a new one soon but we really waited until it exploded. You know it's funny too. A couple over here. A couple of careful. Couple days before it happened, Beck and I were rewatching the sopranos and we got to the episode where it's how water heater goes. Yeah. And in

our head separately we thought to ourselves like we should probably do that soon. Yeah. Pre prevent a disaster. Well, that's what happens. Oh, there you go. He'll let me learn. George Carlin has a bit about this, but isn't it interesting that it's called a hot water heater?

It's like double, that's a double. It's just a water heater. If it was a hot water heater, you're heating hot water. You know what I mean? Well, I think it's the connotation of, it's heating water to make it hot. So it's a hot water. You know what I mean? What does it make sense? I think it's the connotation of it's heating water to make it hot. So it's a hot water. I'm saying that is hot water. No, I think it I think it I think it a way works hot water. Yeah. And anyway you put that the word hot at the beginning hot water

heater. Mm-hmm. Dump doesn Doesn't make sense. No, because technically, technically, you would be a hot dog heater. Why did you just end up? What the hell are you talking about? Hold on, I know I'm trying to make a point here. It's in my head it works. Hot dog in my head it works. Hold on. No, we're talking about water. Yes, it's heating water. So you could say yes, it's a water heater. No, we're talking about water. Yes, it's heating water. So you could say, yes, it's a water heater. But if it's a hot water heater, it's already heating hot water. It's dispersing the hot water.

I'm aware of that, but you're like trying. Ah, I'm right. It, it, it, hot water is the object, and heating is what happens to it. So it's saying that it's a hot water heater. It's the heater that creates the hot water. I think it works perfectly well. If you're a heater or you're a rate of fucking radiator or whatever. Yeah, radiator. What was the point of saying that?

Then it's like those are also verbs. They do a thing. That's heater. They do a thing. That's heater. Frankie, you haven't said anything. That's a big sense of what that's. Fuck, man. It's the, I just, what the fuck is going on? Yeah, heater.

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peeing in the sink. And I need to know what that looked for. What do you mean? There is not a toilet, but like what are you asking? There is discord. Which sink? Are you talking about like a kitchen sink? Any sink. Any sink.

Slop sink, kitchen sink, bathroom sink. In what world would you pee in a bathroom sink? So I toilet right there. Okay, so let's say kitchen sink then. There's no dishes in your kitchen sink. Okay. How do you feel about pissing in a kitchen sink, Joey? What you're asking me is if I'm in a home.

You're in your home. And there's a bathroom right there. But there's a bathroom, let's think of your home. Okay. Your childhood home. You're in the living room. There's a bathroom at the top of the stairs. Yes.

And there's, well, there was a slop sink at the basement. Right. So only bathroom at the top of the stairs then. Right. But you really gotta go. Yeah. You think that I would hop on to the kitchen counter and piss into the sink?

So I think you're really showing your hand here that you think it's a big no-no, a big X-Martin. Pissing in sinks, yeah, dude. I don't, I think there's, there's a science behind-no a big X Martian singing sinks. Yeah, dude. I don't I think there's there's science behind it I can actually save science. Yes, it could save millions of gallons of water per year. Who oh oh my god There's not scientific studies. No, there why should go piss outside on a tree like a dog you can get in trouble for that one Well, you piss in your backyard on your trees. Stop that. I't piss in my trees or backyard and wait a sec. You just did it There you go. Frank's pissing outside. No, stop that Joey fucking inappropriate

I think so I am a reformed sink pisser timeout I just say where and your house now? No, I have not done it in my current home. It's my home. What am I gonna do, Jo? Am I gonna piss my ass? That's what I'm saying. Where did you piss in a sink? At my house! No, no, no. I thought you pissed at my- No, but that would have been great if I did. I should have.

Yes, should have. No, that'd been disrespectful to your mom. She's a good woman. Your dad? By the other hand, who's just your dad's house? What's his sink? If it was just your dad's house, that sink was getting pissed in, bro.

Well, they probably would have been full of piss anyway. Yeah, probably. Where, who's, what, what, my childhood home? So I remember they were in your kitchen. Yeah. How did you pee in it? Because you can't get on those, those those counters You really want to know? Yeah You really want to know you put your hands up on the counter and support your weight with your penis out and just peed

Is it water running or something? Of course you run water Joey You think I'm just gonna let piss sit in the sink. Oh, I mean at I'm saying during the piss of course Oh, okay a little bit though because it saves a lot of water. All right. I don't think it's that bad as long as you do that. You had two bathrooms. I was. You had two bathrooms.

I had one bathroom, and I never pissed in a sink. I was lazy, Joey. To do what? Go where? Your bathroom is probably equidistant. Equidistant. Equidistant. No, I was a young kid. I was full of piss. Full of peepee. And I just prop up.

What's young? Probably 14, 15. That's old. That's young as young. That is young, Joey. That isn't young. I'm sure I did it younger than that too, but that's the last time I can remember doing it 16 years old you're in your kitchen supporting your way of pissing into your there. There's some argument caught you No, I've never been caught and I know it's not I'm not the only one that's done it my brothers have both said they've done it too It's just a guy thing guys just like P pee in place. In it? I think it is. I get pissing outside. No, it's a guy thing to just like, you just like,

you know how animals just like mark their territory with their piss? I think like humans, you need people to know this is your fucking stuff. It's up conscious. Yeah. Pissing in a sink. I've never done that.

You piss outside. you piss on trees, you piss on your partner, you piss. What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what was that last one? You ever been peed on? No. You ever pissed on? No, but I would.

Really? What, I mean, not on my bed. In a shower? Yeah, I'll be on you. I was good at it. This is, no, I don't, I don't, listen, I understand, like you shouldn't pee in your sinks if it's filled with dishes, but if it's a clean sink

and you can clean up after yourself, whatever. No, Frank, no, I'm just gonna have to say no. Why? Because that can be applied to literally anything. I'm, no one's shitting in the sink, Frank. I'm just gonna have to say no. Why? Because that can be applied to literally anything. No one's shitting in the sink, Joey. What's wrong with you? I'm talking about P.

Psycho, if you shit in your sink, I swear to God, I'm gonna pack up and leave her. No, no, no, no, no, I've never, ever, ever done that. Ever, swear to God, never, ever. Have you ever been shitting a weird thing, though? I don't think so. This is a cartoon thinking face. Pfft.

I don't think you've shit in the woods and wiped yourself with leaves. No. Or in a tree? What did you wipe your ass with at the time in the cat skills? In the cat skills. Yeah, when you had it, when you got out of the river and you had a shit and you shitting the woods. Oh, I didn't. I just ran home. Oh, you just, yeah, I just like,

You didn't even wipe. I went and went into the river and I was like, I got it. What am I going to wipe with? I have a bathing suit on and nothing else. Your hand? Wipe it with my hand. I don't know. What good will that do? Shit here or there is.

That's in two places. I went back and took a shower and like, I just, I don't know. I understand why you shouldn't pee in sinks I don't think this big of a deal. I think if you get caught that's a different problem How would that not how but if you get caught and that means it's a problem? Yeah, no if you have to get caught Getting caught indicates bad just don't do it and

By it I mean get caught doing it Just don't do it. And by it, I mean get caught doing it. You know what I'm saying? Like that's it, that's all I'm saying. I'm just thinking like, listen, if you're in a home that has one bathroom and you really need to go and you can't wait, you could hold a pee, like just be an adult, I feel like.

Bro, holding pee hurts, dude. Are you kidding me? Yeah, I mean, I know. You ever gotten that hold a pee feeling where it's like sharp? It's like a, it starts poking in like different parts. Does this happen to you when you hold the pee feeling where it's like sharp. It's like a, it starts poking like in like different parts. Does this happen to you when you hold a pee like really hard and then you finally get the chance to pee?

Your body's like, wait, are we supposed to take a second? Yeah, it like gives it a sec. It's like, wait, wait, wait, I feel like that when I pee like if I'm in like a lake and I'm peeing on the water. Oh no, lakes, I let it fly. Well, I don't let it fly. But my body's like, wait, no, we should have. And then we do.

I learned too late about that parasite that swims into your dick. I learned from that movie that the rock was in. The rundown? Think so. It's that one, or walking tall? No, it wasn't. I actually watched that.

It's a good movie. It's not bad. It's got that big wood. The stick, I mean, not the. Yeah, I know. He swings a two by wood. The stick, I mean, that's the. Yeah, I know. He swings a two by four. Yeah, no, I didn't do that. That's what you did.

Yeah, no, if I'm in a body of water and I got a pee, it's going. And there's nothing stopping it. Do you pee in pools? No, pools isn't different. Crazy. I don't know, people, I mean, well, hold on. Vegas?

Yeah, you pissing us. Holy shit. Bro, I'm pretty sure I peed more in that pool than I did anywhere else on that trip. Wow, that's disgusting. But I know people that P and Pools, and they're like, yeah, obviously. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I never piss in pools. No, I remember, I got scared when I was a kid. My uncle Tio had a pool. Uncle Uncle. Uncle Uncle, yeah, this is a story behind it whatever and He told us as kids He was like listen we put a die in the pool. So if you pee it turns blue around you So don't fucking pee in it and I was like shit. All right uncle T.O. Well, that's probably the one of the biggest driving factors

Why don't piss and pull is because in the off chance that that does happen, because that is a real thing. I know it's a real thing, but I just, I don't know. Why is that a thing? They want to really just point and laugh and ridicule the person that pissed their pants. What am I saying? Why do we got to do that?

I don't know if you're like this. I think because of the pressure underwater, I have to pee more frequently when I'm in water. So I just pee in the water. You're probably just usually drinking when you'm in water. So I just pee in the water. You're probably just Usually drinking when you're in water. He's not wrong. He's not pretty right. Yeah, I think most of my drinking You thought about that has most of you drinking been on dry land or in bodies of water Or what's a percentage breakdown? What's a percentage breakdown because most is it's probably significantly on dry land

Ninety-ten Frank really yeah, oh no, we spent a lot of time with the lake dude. I know I would say 70 30 No shot really Pools jacuzzi's lakes Jacuzzi I haven't I don't really frequent that jacuzzi any time the last five times you've been in a jacuzzi though you drank The last time I said jacuzzi is probably last year New year true new year so you were in a jacuzzi though you drank Tell us I was in jacuzzi was probably last year New year true New Year's you were in a jacuzzi No, it wasn't yeah, you did that little boys trip there was in a jacuzzi there. I think it was I know I was not there In the polka nose there was a there was one And I did drink in it. I also

there was one and I did drink in it. I also, there was a sauna and I sat in there for 45 minutes drinking white claws which ruined me. Don't do that. Why would you do that, Joe? That was like not the same. Why would you be going to have that? That was the dumbest thing I've ever heard you ever done. Well, that's why I did it. Because you're dumb? Yes. Okay, well at least you would admit it. That's what happens. So you're out on pissing and sinks. Frank, I'm out on pissing on the sink. I don't know, Joey. I think it's not the worst thing in the world.

There's some chatter on the internet where it's like, you know, they're taking like the alpha male approach, where it's like only tall men can piss and sink. So if you're a short man, it's because you are a fucking beta. Oh, and you, what? I mean, I could piss in- I'll climb.

I'll piss. You can't piss in a sink, Joey. I can't piss in a sink, just standing up, obviously. I don't want to. Who's taller than a sink? That's a stupid house. Some of us. Some of us.

You could also angle your pee, so it goes in the sink. Who wants to do that, Frank? People that like pee? To pee in the sink, I mean. You would stand on the ground and just pee up I'm not saying I would I'm saying people would yeah, don't act like you're fucking taller than you don't even pretend like you don't get creative with your pee Creative with my pee. Yeah, like you you like you do the fireman thing. I know you do It's a fireman thing whereas like there's a fire in your toilet and you got to put it out

You said that so confidently. I've never done that? What? I do try to make as many bubbles as possible. Bubbles? Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Or I try to cover the entire water with bubbles. I set a line in the toilet and try to fill up the water

to that line with my pee. Jesus. Yeah, that's a ton of pee. That's a ton of piss. I pee a lot. Wait, how do you set the line? I just look at a spot and I'm just like, all right, and I'll watch the water slowly like.

And obviously everyone does the power wash as well. Well done, you got to clean your toilet with one thing and it's your own urine. It's your own piss. If there's pieces of poop on the toilet, I'm cleaning it with my piss. Pee acidic? This is a very simple way to figure this out. Um, yeah, I know it's right there, but I don't want to.

Did you say acidic? Because no, not like Jewish men and women. Okay, no, yeah, I don't know. I don't think it's acidic. Why would it be acidic? Dude, it's like lives in our body. It can't be acidic. Yeah, there's, oh, yeah. What you fucking dumb bitch.

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What's up? Rep it up, bitch. She went to, what is the fucking casino? Resorts World Casino in Jamaica. I don't even know there was one over there one over it Yeah, yeah, I remember it But this woman went into a Resorts World Casino in Jamaica, Queens And she hits the jackpot for 42 million nine hundred and 49 thousand six hundred and seventy two dollars 43

Let's round it up. Let's be cute. There was probably some sense in there a couple cents It would have been the largest slot machine jackpot in US history. But she hit, she took a picture with it, with the screen and everything, and then they denied paying it. Here's my question for you. Let's start at the very beginning. Yes. What happens to your mind, body, and soul if you hit that?

Because this woman I think she described herself as like beat, she went completely numb. I don't even know if I saw that I hit a jackpot for $42 million, I'd be like, we're gonna go somewhere. I don't know if I would be like fucking like scream or if I would be low-key like holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, holy shit. I think I would be pretty scared.

I would be freak, I would be terrified. I would probably be like, I'm leaving. I have to go right now. Print this out like no one look at this because someone's gonna fuck me up and take out your fucking ticket. And then Emilio, like this is not good. And then I would have to like, I would be, bro,

in my head, remember like, I think it was like last summer when there was the power ball got up to like a billion or something like that. I didn't even win it. I bought a ticket and my mind went to where what I would do with money. You know what I mean? I was looking up like $15 million mansions and shit like that. Do you?

Why? Because I'm an idiot. No, you're an idiot for only looking up $15 million houses. There was one that I saw not far from where we are. That was really, really nice. Frankie, you have $2 billion. Or $1 billion after the taxes. You have $1 billion.

You're gonna buy a $15 million home? That's like being a fucking millionaire and living in a studio for $1,200 a month. People believe in that. I remember when I was, here's a funny story. I remember when I was like a teenager, I story. I remember when I was a like a teenager I swore to myself that if I were to become a millionaire I would just live in an apartment to save money on where I lived Cool. Yeah, it was very dumb and stupid, but

If I saw that happen, I'm instantly like I'm going to go and Fucking lose my mind because your brain changes then It's I would be like losing my shit 42 million at 43 million dollars basically But they said that the machine malfunctioned and that's why they're not paying her but they did offer Instead of paying it out the casino offered bookman, which is the woman, a Coplimentary stake dinner, which is very close to $43 million as complimentary stake dinner.

Bro, I would have blown the fucking roof off this place. Everyone always talks about like this is my Joker moment. If this happened to me I'd go full fucking super villain. Are you kidding me? I would have lost it. I'd be like a steak. You have to burn that place of the ground at that point. I would request, I'm like if you guys can really only give me a steak. I want the whole staff lined up and I want to be able to slap everyone in the face. Yeah, like I want something out of this. You need to get you're a $43 million worth. That's what I'm saying. And you know punching people in the face, slapping them, that feels pretty nice.

Or give me a million dollars at least, as credit at this casino. No way, dude. You don't know. What? That's such a dumb idea. You're gonna burn that instantly. She's not gonna get anything.

The New York State Gaming Commission, they immediately pulled a machine from the casino Florida Fixit and is now up and running once again the commission said that by law they can only award her Her actual winnings by that was printed by the machine was a whopping $2.25 Listen to me right now God's Whoever might be up there sure

If this were to fucking don't I'm not wanting your little soldiers in this moment. If you do this to me, I'm going full fucking evil mode. Yeah. I'm not going to be happy. I'm burning that place at the ground. I'm finding the person who made the machine machine gun to the tits. Right. I don't know, you know, like machine gun to the tits. I don't know. I would be so fucking angry and and I also I also read about her She grew up in foster care. She was temporarily homeless So this woman thought like oh my god like this is it finally yeah, it finally like all my good deeds have come back and they're in my favor now That's horrible. Is there go find me for this woman donate half of your Paycheck this week half of your to make to match her 43 million.

Okay. Um, the, her, she has an attorney. A dog. Fucking dog. But he's fighting for the casino to pay the maximum amount allowed by the slot machine. So you can only really win $6,500 in one shot on the slot machine.

So he's fighting for at least to get that. And then it's gonna go right to him, lawyer fees? Right, yeah. It's the fucking point. Well, maybe he gets paid based on like, and I'm, he like a percentage of the amount. Well, yeah, they get it, but I think they also have to do like

So fucked dude. I would be sure I'd be so mad Yo, that should be on the casino though. I get it's $43 million for like broke change my life with the amount of money You're gonna give me like at least give me like fucking 250k like you guys fucked up You had a fucked up machine like what does that have? Well, they have they have postings along in casinos That say like any malfunctions, completely like eliminate any winnings and stuff like that. I think the part, yeah, exactly. The part that really fucks me up,

and I remember I said this the first time we went to Vegas. The very, very first time we went to Vegas. I remember seeing some of those sloppers, because remember they have like slot machines where it's like the fucking wizard of Oz and the Simpsons and yeah, you know Friends and it's all electronic and I said I was like pro This is fucking like I would be way more comfortable

They went to a casino. It was like the old slot machines where you can't really fuck with them that much You fuck it all that shit. I know you can but like I don't want the electronic ones because in my head The casino is gonna fuck with it and be like oh you didn't win Yeah, or they're gonna like max it out like you can rig these things to not pay out Ten million dollars. Is there any way is there any like way in Vegas? You can win at a machine like 45 million dollars or something. No, that's that would have been the biggest one in history It said what's the next biggest oh? I don't know and like what machine were they using? I don't know. That would have been the biggest one in history. It's that. But what's the next biggest? Oh, I don't know.

And like what machine were they using? I don't know, but I did see one time we went to Empire and I've never been there. When I was walking, it's mostly just like electronic, but there is a roulette table that like it spits out a ball, like an actual ball. So we would play that. It'sits out a ball. Like an actual ball. So we would play that. It's like not a machine. But when I was walking out a woman, one like 13 grand at a machine.

Yeah, for all 13 grand is not 43 million dollars. No, I know. And also she had like no reaction. I was like she must have put way more than that in here. It's actually kind of sad because there's a lot of like older people there at the saw machines. And I'm like, this is probably what they do every day Well anytime you see those movies, you know, and they fucking pull the slot machine thing

They get the sevens then all those quarters come running out like what the fuck is why Quarters yeah, well because that's what it used to that's what it used to be you'd put you'd put court coins in it And it would just shoot it all back at you and I remember seeing those in that kind of young age being like that doesn't That doesn't look like you're winning that much. You know? Yeah. You're winning maybe like $400 in quarters. I don't know.

I haven't really ever won like huge. The biggest thing I've ever won was a Super Bowl box. It was like $1800 I think. Oh yeah, no. It wasn't even like a crazy one. Like it was like, the biggest I've ever won was, I don't know if I've ever won was I don't know if I ever pulled this story

Huh it was a 50 50 raffle You ever heard of 50 50 raffles Frankie Hold the fuck on are you talking about like at like charity events? Yeah, they do a 50 50 yeah And whatever the amount of money they collect you win 50% of that yeah Tell a story. So usually, hold on, should I tell this part first? You go ahead. If you're not familiar with 50-50s at a charity event, usually you win them, and then you go,

well, we're obviously gonna give this back to the charity. No one takes a 50-50, you give the 50-50 back. Yeah. You did it. How much did you win? And hold on you did and how much did you win and Hold on just say how much you won that's my first question. I think it was like 1200 bucks, okay second thing What was it for? Just tell me what it was for Frankie

Who did you steal twelve1,200 from? So we know someone that had a form of cancer. That's about it. It's about it. That's it. No, so listen. It's just it's about it. That's it. No, so listen. It's an okay story. I was very broke at the time. We had just booked our trip to Vegas. Vacation is happened. No, it was so it was a very broken time.

I was very broke. You paid for a big, just paid for our biggest trip. And I was there with some family and friends. And the first drawing came out and it was a number and no, and the person who fucking had the raffle ticket, no one was there. They weren't there. So they were like, all right, let's do it again. And they did it. And I was like, and my brother in law, Danny was standing right at me. He's like, yo, you fucking won. And we started freaking out because it was $1200 cash bro.

It was fucking cash. Yeah, yeah. So I'm freaking out. I'm going hype. And then someone puts their honor on me and they're like, you know, you're supposed to give it back. I was sad to hear that. Yeah.

And then I was like, oh my fucking god. So I walked outside and someone came up to me and they were like, listen, you don't need to give it back. They've made a ton of money today. Like, you don't need to give it back. And if you were to ask this person, they would say, keep it. You're fucking broke. You're in college. And I spoke to the person who the charity event was for and they would like listen, thank you, I can't take it, you take it. And I think I ended up giving like $300 and I- Good God. What a good man.

Bro, I did nothing. I did nothing. Get a free trip to Vegas is what you had. I did have a pretty nice little sum of money. That's a layer. But even $900 in Vegas is fucking nothing. That's very funny. For the amount that we went, you know, the time we went.

But yeah, I'll tell you exactly who it was. I don't know if I want to say who it was, but I'll tell you who it was. You know the person. I know them. Yeah. Very funny. I also had it... I just want to make sure I preface that. Like I was told by the person

that were like, listen, thank you so much, but I can't take this. Like I they've known me my whole life. Yeah. And they were like, take it. And I was like, listen, I'm gonna give you something. They were like, thank you. That's kind, but like you're good. Okay. Yeah. There was one. They died a month later. Well, no, I'm. They were $300 short. Yeah, they were $900 short to make them live. Yeah, no, no, no. I forgot where I was, but the same sort of thing happened where there was a 50-50 and there was a lot of money. And someone we were with was like I really hope

my parents don't win this because they're not gonna give it back really they want swear to God who wasn't I can't remember she'd ask my family and be like who was this and they were like they're not gonna give it back yeah wow yeah oh yeah I don't know if I I'm a good person though. I Want to make sure yeah after you after you do something like that. It's only up like now you're a good person I know you know, but I did the right thing I think I tried to give them the money and they said no one said okay, you know you should Are you sure yeah, okay, all right you said it no. No, no, no, I was, I remember,

because I already spent it. It's funny, I remember being really torn up about it. I was like really, really, like, I was legitimately really upset about it. In Vegas. No, at the event. At the event, and I remember saying like, like, fuck, and someone, like, I literally had like,

fucking people over my shoulder, one person was just like, bro, fuck it, you won the money. Like, you don't need a fucking given to over my shoulder, one person was just like, bro, fuck it, you won the money. Like you don't need a fucking given to these. And then someone else was just like, you should, and then there was someone that meant in the middle and they were like, listen, like you don't need to. It's okay, like everything is all right.

Like you can give a little bit if you want. And I had to go up on stage and say I was giving, yeah. I was like, but you had to go on stage and do what? They, because they like called me up on stage when I won and they were like they kept me there and they were like Waiting for me to win down Like thanks and I fucking got off That's horrible. It was fucking gross, like a fucking curb moment.

Paul, I hold on. Stage, how many people were there? There was, there was at least, I would say, I would say at least like 200, 250. Maybe, maybe less, maybe less. That's insane. Yeah, it was, it was quite the situation. Literally, it was a curb moment.

That's a George Costanza thing. I won the money. Yeah. And then I remember when I said I was going to, they gave me back on stage, and they were like, by the way, he won, and he's going to give a portion of the money back to someone so. That's honestly probably worse, isn't it?

Yeah. I just heard a sound. I heard that too. I was like, oh fuck. Oh fuck. Yeah, well, yeah, we could wrap up here anyway, but that is a great story. Yeah, it is a really good story.

I definitely want to know who it is. I'll tell you about it afterward, but actually, before we wrap up, there's something I wanted to say. I was actually, one of the girls from the lake got into the rocket science program at Michigan. OK. Kaylee, Kaylee, no Sarah, I just wanted to say, her dad asked me to say give her a shout-out.

I'm known as girl my whole fucking- No, not my whole- Yeah, I'm not a whole- Her life. Big old John! Big John guy. Big John, Meg, great people, Riley, Kaylee, great people, great family, love to death. Rocket sign?

I mean, really good. Bro, legitimate? Rocket sign. I didn't know that you could just be like, I- I'll choose the rocket sign. You know what people say? Like, oh, I don't know. I don't know. It's not rocket sign. It's not rocket sign. No, this is rocket sign. This is exactly what it is. I don't know you could choose be like, I'll choose the rockets. You know what people say? Like, oh, I don't know. I don't know you're a rocket. It's not rockets, diets. No, this is rocket science.

This is exactly what it is. I don't know you could choose rockets, I think it chose her. I think that's the thing. Rocket science chose her. Oh, the universe. You know, like, you don't choose the game. The game chooses you, you know what I'm saying? I don't.

The streets. The streets. Is that what chooses you? Which is the one that people say all the time? I have no idea. I don't know, but nonetheless, I've known Kaley her whole life, and I just want to say I'm proud of her. Congratulations.

Michigan is going to be better off with you. It'll suck when you're gone. It sucks right now. It'll suck when you leave, but you're going. It's going to be great, right? And it had a bright spot there with Tom Brady when he was there. There was a little bit of a bright spot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but congrats.

That's really awesome, and we're proud of you. Yeah. I've known her most of her life too. We've never said hi. I don't think too soon. Yeah, I don't know how to think you've ever spoken a word to her. But I've had a bunch of years of your parents and it's that count. Yeah, if anything, your parents take it easy.

They're fun as hell. But yeah, you guys can go follow the show at the base of your art. And I think her sister Riley hates me, but that's a whole other story. You had to sneak that in I had to I wanted to make sure that you know, no she's pressured. She can't hate me now. Yeah, I hope she does I've alvers 805 on Twitter the Frank Alvarez and all other forms of social media and fucking blast that fucking subscribe and bell and hit that shit fucking Patreon.com social basement yard I'm upset that I did that yeah

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