The Basement Yard - #425 - The Sexiest Podcasters Alive?

Episode Date: November 20, 2023

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Welcome back to the base. I'm Ashie. I'm a little Ashie today. You don't believe in moisturizer? I don't actually. No? No. You never moisturize your face or...

Really no. I mean, I had gotten some stuff from Beard Club that I've used. Oh my god, are you plugging? Oh, and I didn't mean Oh, I didn't mean to I Didn't mean to what is it is a moisturizer? It was just like it was a wash a wash and then like some oils and stuff Got it, but like I'm not a big Come on, hold ask me ask me what I did this morning ask me No ask me what I did this morning. You really want to tell it don't you? Yeah, yeah, okay? What do you do I ran four miles? Fuck you fuck you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, ask me. What do you do? I ran four miles. Pfft! Don't you fucking...

Fuck you, fuck you, hard fuck you. Yeah, I think, you know, I'm just better. Well, yeah, I think you've really leaned into that. It's a serious question. I bring that up for a different reason. When was the last time you like ran like a decent amount of distance? There's a reason why I'm asking.

Honestly? The pandemic? Okay, like 2020, like July, 2020. I don't know if this is just exclusive to me, but when I run, right? Today, for instance, ran for miles, felt really good about myself. Okay.

Then I'm going to shower. Now I'm naked standing in my bathroom. That's how that works, yeah. My, yeah. Bro, my running dick is just insanely horrible. Oh, it is so bad. What the fuck is a running dick? It's like, I guess when I work out,

my dick's like chill. Like it's like, oh. Dude, there have been times where I have to like, pull my dick out of its cave, you know, when I'm working out a little bit. I'm like why is this thing retreating like it's freezing outside. I'm not don't don't give me wrong I'm not sitting there at the gym just fucking cranking you know I'm like I wouldn't be able to but like I have to like check it and just make sure like dude what's he going what's he got going. I was like I it and just make sure like dude. What's he going? What's he got going? I went to I was like I was feeling good. I'm like, oh that was great

And then I'm like what like now like my whole day's I didn't know my dick looks like the top of a baby bottle. I didn't wow. I'm serious. That's awful Dude, I told you that's fucking shit. Oh my god. What is this? This is bad. I like could I talk more about your awful dick? This is bad. I like, could I talk more about your awful dick? We'll go back to the base for an earphone, cause I was like, oh, I didn't know that there was a running dick. And I don't know, I don't know, I'm scared.

I love, I'm a really big fan of like pre-P dick, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, cause that's what pumped up. There you go. Yeah, so just got back from doing a thousand pushups. If I, if I, if my dick looked like when I have to pee all the time, that'd be a fucking good day.

Or if you're like really hydrated and then you have to pee, you'd be like, might yeah. Yeah, people are always saying like, you want to get a man to take better care of himself, just put everything in terms of how their dick is going to look and or feel and or just generally act. Right, yeah.

You know, if you're just like, listen men, like, if you drink more, you're going to get less headaches, you're going to fucking, you're going to, your skin's going to look better. Men don't care about that shit. They'll be like, less headaches. Okay, I want headaches. Yeah, fat, fat or dick though.

But if they're like, listen, your dick will be engorged. Yeah, it will. You'll last longer in bed. Is that true? I don't know, but if to like listen your dick will be engorged. Yeah, it will you'll last longer in bed Is that true? I don't know but you could say it What are you gonna do? Yeah, what are you gonna do give people water and they just tell them to go have sex? Yeah, we're all lying about that anyway, so it's not a big deal. Yeah, no one no one 40 minutes What you're fucking your king jackhammer over here? I was jackhammer was there was a clip where we were like,

what do you think the average amount of pumps is? And I was like, Frank, you said like 11, which is like, no, no, no. I said, I think I was in the like the 20s or 30s. But you were like, what? I do that in fuck 10 seconds. I was like, all right, take it easy. That's not, that's not.

No, Jackhammer, okay, I have a motion. Yeah, what's the motion? I want you We want me to do it kind of I don't I'm scared I have stage fright now do yeah, yeah, I'm a runner's penis And a runner's penis that's that's that's I never would have put my dick in terms of like running and not running because guess what I don't ever do right yeah yeah got it But I am the big pp guy so love to piss I do Do I'm big pp. Yeah, you love this big pp and Pp I like I don't you love to piss and not toilets, too, which is great You're cool with that now. I think that well, toil, it's too, which is great. You're cool with that now.

I think that, well, it's great for like, good for you. Yeah, it is pretty good. But it's not good because illegalness. You've named something. You realize you're breaking law the time when you're pissing in your car because your weeners out in public and you're doing that a lot. I have back tinted windows.

So like, that's like closing the blinds in your room. Yeah, but the birds can see you. You think I give a fart about a bird, seeing my- I hate birds for some reason. I do hate birds. You know, that is so crazy you brought that up. Birds?

Yes. Dude, on the way here, I'm pretty sure I hit and killed a pigeon. Okay. But like a New York city pigeon. I didn't think, what other pigeons would other genres? I mean, there are New Jersey pigeons, you know. They're like, I wouldn't know what that was. There's like, there's like those pigeons in Rome. You think, you're not in Rome.

I know, I'm not. I'm not, I'm not. But there's, you know, like people probably care more about the pigeons in Italy than they do in Europe. Wait, so how do you think? Because it like, they like flew, you know how they do that? They killed multiple people. No, there were multiple.

But I think it was the guy at the back of the pack, you know what I'm saying? Oh, the idiot. I was the gazelle and that dumb fucking slow ass pigeon probably got the, you know, underside of my good years. It flew under your car. Yeah, so I'm pretty sure I killed it.

I wasn't upset about it. That feels like something you didn't have to say. No, but why are you offering that? I'm not like, I'm offering, because like, is there something wrong with me in that situation? Yeah, dude, I mean, you killed a thing that was on my mind. Not confirmed.

But you like it. I kind of a little bit. Why do you like it? You don't feel bad. New York City pigeons are fucking rats. Why are you saying New York City? It's just a pigeon. No, no, no. If it was like a farm pigeon I'd feel more bad about it because like they have like probably like a healthy life So you feel you you only like like

The rich version of pigeons think about like this. All right. You're driving, you know, in like the country. Okay. You know when you go to the country? Yeah. Yeah. And like a fucking squirrel runs in the road. You're like, oh, shit, I don't want to, and you don't hit it. But then you're driving down in fucking Brooklyn and a squirrel squirrel runs in the road.

You're like, ah, this guy, he's an idiot. He should, but I don't do that. You do that. Like, I try to get out of the way of animals. I guess I'm picking up that you're saying that. I try to get out of the way of animals. I guess I'm picking up that you're saying that. Where does this line stop by the way? Because we've gone over squirrels and pigeons and sometimes children ride out into the street. Joey, come on. Come on. I don't know. You, Joey. Yeah. Pigeon is a rat with wings, a diseased rat with... What about

raccoons? I'm still having gotten over bird flu. What happened? What about raccoons? Oh, taken out. I'll not only stop the car, get out and I'll fucking personally got them. I hate I hate raccoons Really more than bird raccoons don't give me star on possums dude possums can fucking go Raccoons are at least cute like if you're gonna eat my garbage like be cute, you know Yeah, like it's kind of cute that they're little like just disgusting trash pandas, but like Apostle a possible also oh possible like figure your fucking name out. I don't know that they're they're ugly I think if they're from Ireland they're oh possums Try you literally just pull that out of the sky like there's no way you came up with that because it's like you know like

Hey, I'm Mike Grady. It's nice to meet you, Mike Grady. It's like, I'm Mike, oh, Grady. So that's what the joke was. It's worse than I thought. That's incredible. Come in, I guess. Billio Donald. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

No, dude, I was like, oh, shit. And then I have to go, I was like, oh, shit. You know what I'm saying? I'm like, you look horny, dude. I'm definitely dude, I was like, oh shit! And then I have to go, I was like, oh shit. You know what I'm saying? Like, I, you look horny, dude. I'm definitely not horny. Okay. But like, there was a part of me that was just like, because bro, there, I don't think anyone would say,

like, oh, save the New York pigeons. Well, there's an abundance. There's too many of them, right? So, if anything, I'm kind of doing us a whole favor here. You know, you're killing and enjoying. I didn't listen, I didn't kill it on purpose. It fucking the dumb ass bird it was drove in from... I don't even know if it's dead, it's possible. You know what's kind of freaking me out?

Like I've seen in the last like three months, like four birds like fly into a building and like get fucked up. I was at my mom's house. I'm like to someone just knock on the door and there's a pigeon just like or like a little bird just like standing there because they get stunned. Oh yeah, they can't fly away. They can break their neck and kill themselves. But this one was alive and it was just sitting there like I fucked up. Like this is sitting there like oh shit. I love how we've like we've like created this scale of like how good cleaning products are by like how much They're able to make birds kill themselves like it's like oh my god that Windex is so good the bird didn't even see the window

Is this supposed to be relatable? I have no idea you've never seen those commercials. There's like I've seen oh You know what I mean like it's like oh birds fly into it flies right into it. It's like our windex so good We'll kill a couple more kill some fucking Birds. Yeah, I know it I I That's like out of a horror movie like what wasn't there like multiple horror movies? I was like this is like the happening. Who's that shitty Mark Wahlberg movie? That was a pretty bad movie Not pretty bad very bad

Once last time you saw it capital B a D back back wait wait a go one's the last time you saw it I don't know the year it came out 2008. I the scene where the guy lets this lawnmower drive over them Bro if a lawnmower drove over me. I'm alive like I'm not dead. Hmm. Yeah, I'm not dead Do you ever mode a lawn with not a pushmo? Yeah, yeah with a fucking pushmo. Yeah the pushmo lawnmowers that you guys Just say pushmo pushmo So it's a car no hand crank. I don't know it is at the time. I remember the ones that you had the push I had the push I remember but no like the my mom had the one where it's like there's four wheels and you push it And it's like a machine. Oh, it'll kill you Joe. No shot Joey. Pretty it's like it'll hurt a lot

But Joey it's not actual blades. Is it? Yes, I thought it was a lot Super that most is long multiple times. Oh here we go Johnny Apple scene here No, no, no, no, no, no, I have a lot. I have a lot of Joey I have a lot and I and I I can tell you the underside bro. It's two Giant machetes basically no You probably bought a super duper fuck talk one thousand talk all right Give me you want me to give you like a basic lawn mower type in the underbelly of a mower. I'm Basic lawn mower you ready. I'm I was under the impression that $97 lawn mower here you said talk you

I'm gonna talk I'm gonna talk say some go ahead go ahead I thought underneath was these like Oh, no, I'm thinking of the other one the weed wacker. You're so fucking stupid That's just like a hard string. Yes, but I'm all even hard. It's just kind of like nylon a Moa would kill me really dude. I'm trying to get a picture They would hurt me a bunch and I'd have like It's that is a giant machete. I can't even I don't even know what I'm looking at it's that's the underside and that's a giant fucking blade Uh, and though like there are other ones that have like we have a dual blade one So it's like this so it's going in different fucking bro. It will kill you

It will it'll cut your face off it'll cut me up for sure. Yeah, cut up. No, no, no like this so it's going in different fucking bro it will kill you it will it'll cut your face off it'll cut me up for yeah cut up no no it'll kill you that's one of the dumbest things like an ambulance on site like I get run over and then I'm like fix me what what's getting run over your feet you live well like in the movie like he's just like he goes under head first if I'm laying down no way I'm dead Like if I'm laying face down Joey it's not gonna get my face. It's made Joey Joey it's made to cut blades of grass that are up this fucking tall You think your giant fucking nose isn't gonna get chopped into bits. I said I'm laying down

I'm faced down into the first down. It'll still kill you back in my head. Oh, yeah It'll cut back of you well it'll your skull. Give me a good haircut dude This please tell me this is a bit. I know no look okay like obviously like being a little funny here like whatever But I remember during that scene I was like like I don't it's not that I believe I can like outlive the mower It's just I think that you would get very hurt, but I don't know that it's like a death sentence every time. No, it would, yeah, it would be. I feel like some people could survive.

I don't know if I have this skin. Ooh, whom? Superman Joey? Yeah, you're not fucking Superman. People with tough skin. Some people, you know, you hit them on a machete and they just, it bounces off of them. Who?

Who does that? I don't know. Who gets hit with a machete and they just they're it bounces off of who who does that? Who who gets hit with a machete and it bounces off of them? Literally no one this is wild also if I was wearing chainmail on my life. Yes. Okay. Chainmail. I'll give you that But sparks would fly you know how bad I want chainmail I would love chainmail and you know what you don't really realize how heavy that stuff is well. It's all chains Yeah, what is the male by the way? you don't really realize how heavy that stuff is. Well, it's all chains. Yeah, what is the mail, by the way? I don't know, but anytime I see it, I immediately think of Scott Steiner. Is it me to a big pop-a-pump?

Is it mail, like, mail or like, mail? I think it's M-A-L-E, yeah. Like a mail? Yeah. Wait, is it? I think so, chain mail. I thought it was like, send me a letter mail. Oh, maybe I'm wrong. I guess the, I don't,

but I don't think it has to do with, you know, like, delivery service. Like I think it's just, it's mail, baby. It's postage mail. Chain mail. Okay. And you can get some mail. Oh, look at this. You can get a, a, a, a brawl it. Not you. Tiddy chain mail. Tiddy chain mail, yeah.

That makes sense. Protect your tits when you're out of the, if I was, holy shit. This is a whole dressdy chain mail. Yeah, that makes sense protect your tits when you're I've got to listen if I was holy shit. This is a whole dress of chain mail and it's it's basically see through 2100 bucks the chain mail industry is It's like a weighted blanket fuck weighted blankets Cosy would it be you know like it wouldn't No, you know that feeling when like you get you put your hand to like a like a bowl of peanuts Or like a bowl of M&M's and it's just like cozy for no reason probably super like that With you like just laying in chain mail a fucking chain mail dress dude

It's definitely not like any of that, but like also why are you putting your full hand into a bowl of M&M's you're fucking it up for everyone else No, it's in my house Yeah, no, no, I'm alright. Yep, I'm alright here. So, alright, I guess there's something wrong with me that I was, I wasn't like excited that I hit the, might've hit the bird, but like, I wasn't not, like I wasn't like upset, you know? It didn't hurt you. It didn't, it didn't, I would do that once a day.

I mean, I wouldn't go out and start, like, I wouldn't need to look to kill birds in order for that to happen. I would do that though. Like hunting? Oh, I've never been hunting. I'll, listen, I don't advocate for guns or anything, but shooting guns is fun.

Yeah, it's fun. I'm not gonna lie. In a controlled environment, shooting clays is like the coolest feeling of horror. Yeah, you told me that, you told me about it. You feel like Jesse James. Like I want to take it off my hip and like, Pah, pah! Oh, I didn't know that you were like doing it like that.

I thought you were just like, No, no, no, it's like a shotgun. I just don't like like how, like, I don't want to look like an idiot when I'm shooting a gun. You know what I mean? Like, I don't like the kickback. Like, it makes me look like I'm weak and I don't like that. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, but it's not that bad. I've shot some shit. Yeah, me too, but the ones when you shoot clay is they're not bad. Like terrible. I was taken shooting by my father-in-law and he has a good friend who collects guns, but like World War II guns.

So he collects World War II guns. So he collects World War II guns. Yeah, and he brought them to the shooting range. And he's like, you wanna fire a fucking M1 Grand? And I was like, yes. Oh, did it make the sound? Cuckoo! Yeah, dude, it was pretty sick. When I shot guns in the poke nose,

I shot a sniper, I thought I was afraid to shoot because I was like, I think it's allowed as fuck it's gonna break my shoulder But it honestly was like easier than some of the other guns, but Coolest part about that gun, we're doing guns now Oh, is that, look at my guy, he made me a little more cool thing about guns is Loading it because you shoot it and then you crank it back and the fucking thing pops out. Yeah, you're like And then you you crank it back and the fucking thing pops out. Yeah, you're like Awesome. Yeah, I'm kind of with you there. That's why people suck though. That's why I do be fair shooting people sucks dude That's why I like to shoot at you

Nerf guns are some of the most Satisfying toys dude because literally we have one nerf gun It's a single shop, but you have to like load it in close the thing and then fucking bang And it's like oh my god loading again. That's another part. That's cool about the the um like shooting place At least when I did it. It's like they're like little shotguns You put the fucking like all those big the big fat case in it. Yeah Do you ever see this a guy? I think he's on TikTok like, psh, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping. Dude, do you ever see this guy?

I think he's on TikTok. Whatever he is. And he makes videos of him reloading household items. Like they were video game guns. That's pretty impressive. It's pretty cool. It's pretty dope. I'm kind of wearing it.

Where's guns don't know when to stop, though, because they had guns. It's like, oh, cool guns. And then they made little automatic guns. And it's like, this is a full bazooka gun. We had one growing up. I haven't heard a baby with this gun. If I've told this story, it was a long time ago,

so I'll tell it for our friends here that might be new. We had one growing up that was a three in one. It was a fucking like Nerf gun. Like you could, it could shoot like, you know, one at a time, but you could put in like a cartridge of like 20 and then it attached to it came a single pistol one And then it mounted on a legit rocket launcher It was like a big foam rocket. Yeah, and we jokingly oh

Boy, oh, I think I know where this goes. Yeah, we jokingly like held up my grandmother Yeah, I feel like this isn't a Joke pretty joky joke for you. Does this a joke? Yeah, she was oh your grandmother who by the way was Demented at the time she had dementia, she had dementia, so this is a demented woman And you're you're fake robbing her with big facts Demented old woman with dementia no stop because now you're making it sound like I staged that like a fucking home invasion with big facts. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Only go so far Joey take it the fuck easy. I think I was gonna Fade a murder scene Like a ski mask is not taking it so far. Yeah, you're making me sound like a bit of a sociopath I'm repeating the things you've done. No, no, no, no

My grandma we were like jokingly like we're gonna get cuz she would always shoot the typical grandma line with Nerf guns Is like don't ever fucking point it at someone's face. You're gonna shoot. They'll take an eye out Yeah, which I'm sure it has happened in history It has you ever been hit with a nerf gun bullet. Yeah, if it takes your eye out you deserve to lose that eye Yeah You know what I'm saying? Some of them, you know no it doesn't know I'm not firing fucking darts. Okay, so you chased your grandmother around No chase good walk so she was saying easy target I'm not firing fucking darts. Okay, so you chased your grandmother around? No, chased. Couldn't walk. So she was sitting to easy target.

Chase, she couldn't walk. She was sitting in her chair. She was sitting down. And like, I think it was my brothers or maybe one of my brothers in my sister and we like jokingly held her up, you know? And she was like, you know, at first, she was like, ha ha ha, but then it turned into not,

you know, so playful on her end. she was like all right guys like fucking chill out yeah trying to watch my fucking judge Joe Brown and so and I don't remember if it was me it could have been me could have been somebody else who was definitely who was firing the the the rocket accidentally discharge in it hit her yeah dude it accidentally discharge you're not in the military the gun the rocket accidentally discharged and it hit her. Yeah, dude. It accidentally discharged. You're not in the military. The gun accidentally misfired and there was some friendly fire. What's how it happens?

Okay. That's how it happens. So the rocket went off accidentally. And that's so alleged it's insane, by the way. And it hit her right in the forehead. It hit her in the cheek. Like this side. And then she died shortly after. No, don't do that it was years later. Yeah unrelated

We don't know though. We can't confirm nor the beginning of the end. I will say this I we all felt really bad like you know she played it all she was a good sport about it She had no choice because she's still the other guy. Right, exactly. Yeah. Don't fucking tell mom about this. Don't you dare. Don't make me, don't make me do this.

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Come on. And they do a reader poll. So basically, I think like they vote who the sexiest person alive is, but they allow who? People. Like not like the, not people. The people? No, like the brands.

The people? Brand people. Brand people. People. And they allow the readers to vote in different categories. Good. And the reason that I'm bringing this up, because there was one category that came out

that we got fucking snubbed. I mean, this is like talking like biggest snub of the century here. Really? Yeah, so we're gonna go over a couple of the categories, but the one category that is definitely something we have to talk about here is the sexiest podcast hosts.

And oh, I saw it, yeah, I saw it on Twitter. Yeah, Joey, I don't know. something we have to talk about here is the sexiest podcast hosts. And- Oh, I saw it. Yeah, I saw this on Twitter. Yeah, Joey, I don't know who is voting on this, but number one, Taylor Lawtoner. He's a hot guy. Yeah, he looks like a dog, like a cute dog. That's not a nice thing to say. No, like a panda. That's not a dog.

Yeah, that's not. It's not a nice thing to say no like a panda. That's not a dog Yeah, it's not a dog. I mean like a like a he's got a He's still doing it's not because he was that was he a wolf in that movie or something? He was a werewolf. Yeah, but like it's not because of that. He was also shark boy He also I didn't even know that but he's got like an animal face. Yeah, but he's a good looking guy And he's got a great. I just I don't I don't like like if you're gonna vote like sexy His podcast host first of all didn't know he had a podcast Yeah, what is he what is he what is he what is Taylor Lautner talking about being not ugly? Come on Yeah, we get it dude. You're hot. Just be hot. Let us have this

Gip you're gonna vote for podcast hosts vote on like right Real podcast hosts right us right, you know the boys from shits and gigs good looking boys, right Cody Cody Co friend of the show good looking guy, you know other people Trevor Wallace good looking guy You know shangel is still doing podcasts not that good looking very funny makes up for it a little bit You know like vote on us real people. Yeah, of course Taylor Lawtoner is like, you just find it a way to tell people

that Taylor Lawtoner's sexy. Yeah, that's not fair. That Taylor Lawtoner gets to come into podcasting and just take the sexiest podcast. So it was, bro, you're an actor. Dude, act. Podcasting became like, and there's still in our awards listen

Once the famous people started taking it like are like normy people stuff. Yeah, really started going downhill It's really unfortunate when a group of people just swoop in and just make something their own They can they take it and call their own and then take the glory. Yeah, I hate that do you yeah? Are you sure? Yeah. Sounds like you might profit off of it. No, the other people that were in there were, oh, there's a top four.

Oh. Dax Shepherd. I mean, cool guy, would you call him hot? I wouldn't. No. No, I think that, you know, funny guy. I haven't really seen something in the back. Shabby.

His wife's very funny. I like her. They're, I mean, they're both funny. Yeah, they are. But, Gerson Bell, one of my favorite movies for getting started on Marshall. What are the best comedies of all time? Well, that's the same by that.

Nick Vial, he looks like he's an actor. He was a... Oh, oh, that guy's hot though. Good looking guy. He's hot. And he's a podcast guy, I think. I guess.

And the other one is Dom Gabriel. Hmm. Oh, I've seen clips of him. He's a good looking guy. He's a good looking guy. He's got tattoos and shit. Doesn't, but it doesn't. What, like, the boy, I think we should

write in conflict where out of those last two people It's me we gotta go for it. You know what it is? We have to go for I would even say this Taylor Lauder has the hair flip worse than your hair flip Wow love I don't know if I if I'm complimented But I'm gonna real back in for a second. You say love your hair flip definitely didn't don't right Me neither though yours is better than his, you know, that's like who is the smell your dog shit How did that how could that possibly be the example you know, but there are other topics

Categories here that I wanted to come we have to go for a dollar we have to start working out and like we have to go We have to go for it though like we have to start working out and like we have to Don't don't with this you just talk about running for miles. Don't be like we Okay, start working out we need to have us chins. I know Someone commented on you know something funny really quick on one of our clips someone commented Bro, Frankie chins commented, they wrote Frankie Chinns. Not Frankie Skins, I honestly. That's good. A ball of porn like that.

But what do you think we should do? I think that we have to like bully our way into this. And be like bro, and like just not let up all year. Just become hotter. Just yeah, just like, and also I'm cool with photoshopping our bodies. Oh, I love how you're saying ours I appreciate I'm not like it's saying shape take your shirt off absolutely not take it off right now I'll take mine off you take your zone. No, and let's see. Let's see who's no You know what though? I appreciate it. I'll let's if I'm gonna get

Super shredded and ripped it should be for hundreds of thousands of people that I've never met before. Exactly, right? We need to be validated by others. On the outside. Forget about me, my wife, my friends, my family. Yeah, I need to be validated by people. I will never find a magazine.

By a magazine run by people. I will never meet in my entire life ever Dude well All right Joey. We have some other categories here. Okay sexiest TV star Okay winner James Marsden good looking guy good looking guy good guys Why would why would people call him he's an actor? I but I would call him TV star He's a movie. He's a movie staff. Yeah. Yeah, that's that's Cyclops, babe Is he yeah, the other one's here at Jeremy Allen White from the bear

Dude come on guys that I don't come on guys. I'm sorry. I don't get this this guy isn't good looking I get that he's gonna he's in a show where he's a chef and he's stressed out. Well, I don't know why that's like a He's a chef and he's stressed out. Well, I don't know why that's like a... That's his face. That's it. Listen, he's a great actor. He's actually... Josh, you gotta make sure you get his face on.

He's gonna be... Not for me. Yeah, not for me. Where were the eggs? Yeah, where were the eggs? Unc, or Cuzz? I don't even want to have a bunch of Cuzz, whatever. He's actually in a movie upcoming that looks really really good. Cold Iron Claw.

It's about the... Doesn't make a hot on Eric. Doesn't make a hotter. He's a long side... He's playing a professional wrestler. A long side fucking... Zach Efron. Kind of makes you hotter by association.

Could. The next one here. I'm taking... I'm gonna break this down like a fucking dance party. Will Sharp from White Lotus? The fuck is that? You didn't watch White Lotus season two, right? That guy?

The only reason he's on here is because he has like a 15 second dick scene. I think it's a 15-inch dick. Oh, fat cock. Is it real? Is it him? If it isn't, I'm talking like, girth of that pole, flaccid, dude.

Yeah, damn dude. Yeah. And then the other one, I would say, good looking guy. Haven't watched the show yet, but I hear it's great. Quincy Isaiah from from winning time. I don't know that he plays magic Johnson on the show good looking guy Stress this magic Johnson in that fucking. I want to see this man. What's his name Quincy Johnson Quincy Isaiah. Sorry Quincy Isaiah Quincy Johnson Quincy Isaiah Good looking guy. I agree with that one. Yeah, this guy's mega looking.

This next one is wild to me. You ready? Yeah. It makes sense until it doesn't. Sexiest blockbuster star. Winner? Chris Hemsworth. Duh. Come on. Come on. Duh. Fucking Jesus.

Number two. Kiana Reeves. Come on come on. Yes fucking Jesus number two Keanu Reeves Keanu Reeves is hot and speed though. I mean, I could see him hot as John Wick But like he's hot and like a like the guy that's in the corner not talking anyone and then he opens his mouth and you're like oh maybe he looks like He also looks like want like a dog breed like there is a dog the target dog Yes Yes, cuz I was like how do I say this but I don't know the breed the target dog

Like long bull's eye the target dog you guys know who we're talking about exactly with the little eyes And a lot of white on their faces this this guy right here I'm gonna pull it up And I'm gonna just settle this whole debate the target dog. That's so yes. Thank you Yeah, yeah, yeah without the target on his face obviously. Yeah, you know, I agree I agree 100% Canneries people like him. He's a likable guy. I like him. Yeah, I got undergain some speed I thought that he was hunky. He was a hot guy. Yeah, yeah, it was hunky Next this fucking dog Michael B guy. Yeah, yeah, he was hunky. Uh, next this fucking duh, Michael B. Jordan.

Yeah, come on, duh. This. Silient, killing Murphy? Uh, yeah, no, yeah, I mean, I mean, he was getting fucking, I'll tell you this. When he's Tommy Shelby, I'm over there like, whew, sweat. I've never watched that show.

Oh, it's a good show. Okay, I can't see it and not'm over there like, whew, sweat. I've never watched that show. Oh, it's a good show. Okay. I can't see it and not just think of like, you know, old-timing, like, oh, I'm gonna be upset if you take my buttons off of me, Nick, because he's Irish. Don't you do me. Yeah, but the peaky-blowing, they weren't Irish. Yeah, if I'm booming him.

Booming him. Birmingham. That one's wild. He's hot in that show, but every time I see him, like on a red carpet or like an interview or something and even an Oppenheimer I'm like this dude is there. Have you seen Oppenheimer is good? He's so tight, you know, we've talked about him before where it feels like someone's got a skin on the back of his head Just pulling it as it has um if you've seen Oppenheimer is a good. I've never seen you know I didn't see either of those movies either. I haven't seen I see Barbie didn't see it it's okay yeah I thought you

know it's obviously yes it was good very important I think for fucking people to watch but like also like over the top annoying no I wouldn't say annoying who might say annoying you know what I mean like that's the whole point of the movie it's like you'll see it you'll see it you'll see it sounds like it sucks, dude. No, no, no, I didn't suck it. It did not suck at all Sexy's athlete winner Travis Kelsey you know people say I look like him and You do kind of a little bit too. Give me a smile, but like you're squinty. I smile No Number two you're gonna like this your buddy in buddy in mind, Lewis Hamilton, F1 driver.

Oh, I love him, bro. Dude, fucking, I love you. I love huge crush on Lewis Hamilton. Yeah. And like, born January 7th, 1985, one of the best British racers of all time. You shut the fuck up. Just like a really good, you know,

First since he's been driving for Mercedes, way better, and you know it. You know that he's better since he's driving driving for miss a D's way better and you know it you know that he's better since he's driving for miss a D's how many championships is he had well he has the seven world drivers championships uh... that old thing there you all told you i mean of course how do i not know this he started his career i'm not quite sure but i know you know him and michael schumacher right there is like the greatest of all time. And, you know, most wins, most pole positions, most podium finishes among others. That's funny.

You know, just, I love how people don't know this about me or F1. I hate this bit, but they are such good fast drivers. Yeah. And I love like how like, they need to go left. Right. Their brain kicks in, they go left. Right. You know.

Oh no, slow down. Break. Go fast again. Very hard. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Other athletes out here.

Joe Burrow. OK. Shohei O'Tani. Yo, Shohei. If you're going by sexy in terms of like, but like, Shohei is kind of sexy, dude. He's a huge. He's like six three, hey, this kind of sexy dude, he's huge. He's like 6'3 right?

But he's like solid. Yeah? He looks big. I guess? Yeah. I mean, I wouldn't have, like, sexy's athlete, I would have said like, people would have voted for like, Aaron Judge over him.

Aaron Judge is hideous. To you? Yeah. Yeah, I guess that's the point. There's way hotter baseball players. Sexiest musician. Number one, Harry Styles. People are still okay with him.

I mean, I don't know. People are still okay with him. Also, Tim McGraw. I don't even really know what he looks like. Tim McGraw. Tim McGraw, of course. Imagine are the same person of me. Imagine a country singer, white, hat.

That's it. Yeah, that's it. He's got a hat on of course. Oh Then a babbooni babbooni ba bonito, and then future Future future was on there that came out of nowhere. Yeah, I didn't understand why that was there Sexiest morning show host. I don't know any of these people don't care Kelly Ripa There are no females on this. Oh, it's Sexy is Men. Yeah, shit. Sexy is Grandpa. Wait, you just skipped over the thing? Oh, yeah, cause do you know who Mark Consuelo says? Nope. Oh, wait, let me see.

I have seen that guy. I have. I'm sure you have. Nate Burleson, that one I can see that one. Yeah, he's a hot guy. Looking guy. Looking guy Craig Melvin and then George Stephanopoulos. No idea. Nate Burleson always got great suits. Good looking guy too. Sharp dress, sexy's grandpa.

Grandpa. Yeah. Pierce Brosnan. Really nailed that one. That was a little seven. Way to go people of the United States that read it. Crazy. Kurt Russell.

Still got it. No, no, no, no, no, still got it, dude. Still, that's more 80s. Wait a go people of the United States that read it crazy Kurt Russell Still got it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, dude. Still that more 80s. They put skin, baby more 80s high No, he's still got it. He's still I still I mean I don't know this next one a wild one Al rooker Roker I've never been horny because I've never a hater. I'm not a hater. I'm not a hater. I'm not a hater. I'm not a hater.

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There's a whole category of sexiest Pedro Pascal He's gonna be number one we can agree on that right. He's the sexiest man alive. I would say no the sexiest man alive It was Patrick Dempsey I think not this year yet. They're coming out. They haven't done 2023 yet Oh, that's what this is Joey Oh, I thought they did it. Patrick Dempsey. What? What? That's what I just saw a video of like he was named a sexiest man or something. No 2023 sexiest Man alive we got it now we got a there's finalists. Oh, yeah, no he wanted 2023 you're right. Thank you Patrick Dempsey why He's a good looking guy. Yeah, but like

He's got nice eyes, but like why I Don't know just a white dude I guess hold on What I want to know the finalists because I just saw a name and if it was a finalist I'm gonna like that would be crazy to me I believe Jason Kelsey was one of the finalists Jason Kelsey. Yeah, okay. I don't care to do that We got a show to do here Joe. Yeah, we do we do sexy is funny guy We're funny guys can we get us on there dude. Yeah, dude the fuck number one Trevor Noah, okay? I don't like okay Number two John Mulaney

Bro, no, I'm not gonna say it. He looks like he's made like a clay nation character. Yeah, he looks like straight out of the guy, but come on Tim Burton Created Tim Burton Tim Burton's not funny and he's definitely not good look at uh Hassan Manage Salmanage is he looks like he smells so good. Yeah a lot a lot of people not happy with him. Yeah, yeah, he's you know whatever but like Seth Myers What are are we all right? Apparently, uh, I don't know. I don't know Trevor knows a good looking guy, but I like I don't know I don't I don't think of him as like a comedian even though he is definitely is a comedian. I know I know I'm like I don't know. Trevor knows a good looking guy, but I don't know. I don't think of him as like a comedian, even though he is. Definitely as a comedian. I know. I know. I don't. Yeah, I don't know.

Then there's a whole thing of sexiest Ken. It's just the Ken's movie, Barbie. I only know of the one Ryan. Well, all of the men in that movie are Ken's. Oh, it's, uh, what's his name? Ryan Gosling, Seemilu, Kati, I hope I'm not saying that. I probably should try. Get ahead. In Kuti Gawa from Sex Education. Please Eric. That's another guy who fucking looks like he smells good as fuck. And then Kingsley Benadier.

Who the fuck is that? He was in secret invasion. I wouldn't be able to tell you much else that he's been in but that's the crew Oh, I don't know. You should watch Barbie. You should. Sexy is new dad. What bitch? Yeah, Tom Hiddleston, Loki himself number one.

Absolutely not. No, not one bit. Not into it at all. Brooks Keppka? See it? It's very white. Yeah, not one bit. Not into it at all. Brooks Keppka. See it? Very white. Yeah, it's okay. Daniel Radcliffe. Oh, what?

Now Brooks Keppka looks like first hand boy. Daniel Radcliffe. Come on, you're gonna see this face and not scream sex. Come on. Not in the Daniel Radcliffe. Obviously a very talented guy, but come on. I wouldn't define him a sexy guy.

Dumped his dick on Broadway, apparently. Did have his Harry Potter wand out. Yeah, he did. Yeah, that older wand was fucking spewing around on stage. It was spewing Wengardians everywhere, you know? Yeah. I wanted to go with another spell there. Yeah.

Then Alexander Ludwig? Who's that? Alexander Ludwig. That that Alexander Ludwig that sounds like a composer who the fuck is that I don't know they say he's a sexy dad good luck I guess next sexy as TikTok star I wouldn't be able to tell you who any of these people are on first Jalen Noble I don't even know who that is. Let me see. Good looking guy. Uh, okay, I've seen him because of like a sponsored post I've seen. Uh, I don't know. I wouldn't even be able to potterie boy.

I swear to God, the potterie boy. Pottery boy. That's number two. Josh Richards. I know who that is. Aaron Matthews. No, I don't know who that is. They robbed our boy, pottery boy. Yeah, what the fuck? Yeah, and then the last one I have here

It's sexiest guy that you're streaming due to the strike These are getting way too specific. Yeah, great also pottery boy. I feel like I don't know what this dude looks like But it's probably a girl who can do it who just fingers clay dude and people are like, oh You know opens it up with his hands the movie goes women are horny for pottery Right the movie ghost turn pottery into fucking bro the pandemic started the pottery back up Bro, they're just like this guy's just like fucking yeah, he's like opening up. He's like Open up the clay Dude, I'm serious. He's been or he's like he's like fucking fisting a thing

Yeah, he's like oh it's like a butt and it's like what is going on? I Guess and it's like like doing his hair. He's like covered in clay. He's like slapping it Like you know what's funny. It's so weird fucking pottery dude I've seen when they like throw the clay. They're just like they throw it down There's like fucking like smack in a hole or you're like back Back it's a fucking vase for dude for years now Becca's been saying she wants to get into pottery But you can't bro. You can't because she's gonna be fucking play Exactly. I don't like this you can't go to a pottery class because the guy at the front starts fucking

Finger in the grow up the guy at the front. front has long hair and a mustache, forget about it. It's, I'm done. Yeah, and if he's kind of tattooed, it's over. I do have both of those things long hair and a mustache. Not any long hair anymore, but yeah. Or a mustache, any more. Very sexy. Apparently, pottery, fucking horny.

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Oh yeah, dude, so I have no clue who this person is. Me neither. But there's a streamer by the name of Am-A-Ram apparently. Beer and oh yeah dude so I have no clue who this person is mean either But there's a streamer by the name of Am-am-am-am apparently. It's called our ampersand nope and She is going to be partnering with a brewery to brew beer using her vaginal yeast Here's the thing How are we extracting the yeast? I always thought vaginal yeast was like not a good thing you wanted. Yeah, I thought. Is it there all the time?

I'm gonna ask a stupid question. Well, I'm hoping you know. I will back you up and ask you even dumber one, so you go first. Okay. Vaginal yeast. Mm-hmm. And just yeast, right? Bread yeast?

Yes. Could you make some dough rise with your vaginal yeast? Yes, I believe people have done that Yeah, does it taste different? I assume it would I would hope it would taste good Because man's someone got this fucking bread and there's like what the fuck why does it smell like fucking tuna? No, yeah, but like you can make a pussy bread. I guess you could make a pussy bread That's wild. I always assume that like yeast infections is like you don't want it there You know, it's like itchy scratchy not cool. Yeah, like if you if you like pull your pants down and there's a fucking You know Chabani zero percent in there. You don't want that

No, Jesus Christ my Okay, so she's putting her puns in beer, but my question is like, okay, you're gonna do this. Yes, but sure, and also, not for nothing, but the girls who stream and stuff, there's a lot of weird dudes are following. She's also, she used to sell farts in a jar. Oh, okay. She used to sell, she would take bats and sell her bathwater. Yeah, these are all just psychotic men so yeah, so she is she is like really cornering the people want to buy Stuff from this part of my body. Yeah, yeah really really bad right right right

What is it what is one of these guys do with a bottle of bath water like what do we do? Oh, you know they're drinking it dude just I got I Got I got like I got I'm not even kidding. There's a lump in my throat. I don't like that I don't even like could you imagine drinking your own bath water? I wouldn't even drink rainwater I've done that before. I'm not that's this just rainwater. I mean probably shouldn't do it all how did you drink it? I've done that before I'm not that's this is rainwater. I mean probably shouldn't do it all how did you drink it collect it drink it Where did you collect it in a cup you stood outside with a cup? No, you just put the cup down wait for it to stop raining or it gets filled and you drink it

Well, I'm not even kidding right now if I think more about drinking bath water. I'm gonna throw up. It's disgusting It's so bad. It's a murky gross bath like The person's... You don't go into a bath, like... I don't... I don't people say that, like they're like, oh, are you shower, then you go into a bath. No, no, no, I do the opposite.

You go. You're a bath and shower. Bro, you're sitting there in your own filth, like a fucking rat. That's what I do. Ugh, but then I get out and I take a shower. Because I'm sweating. Jokes aside. Yeah.

Selling your underwear. Feet picks. Yeah. Selling your underwear, feet picks, selling your bath water. Rank which of those you would be more willing to do, because let's be, I got an easy answer for it. What was the first one? Selling your underwear, that's last. Oh really? Yeah, that's last. Why?

You could probably charge the most for that. That's last. And then, I mean, I've done the feet picks. But like, you sell them. Yeah, I sell them. That's right, that's right, that's right. I did do that. No, but like, not a one off.

Like, you make like a, like a, I only fans do it like only fans. Yeah, okay. How long do I have to do it? A year. Holy bull. Each of these for a year. Bathwater's probably second.

I feel like it's the easiest. You just ladle it. I'm just sitting there all day. Ladle it all. Ladle it all. You just like stick a fucking jar in there and just let it fill up. That would be really, really something else. So last is underwear?

Probably. I feel like with all, like that's where people would get the most bang for their buck with me. Because my underwear bro, it stinks so bad I'm not even kidding dude like if you're going if you're looking for a stink you're getting it with underwear You're gross. It's true. So that's probably like the better like you could probably pay like someone pray Someone could probably sorry

So I'm like no, I'm not I can't yeah, I say yeah, yeah People who would buy your underwear Why can't I talk people who would buy underwear would buy you they want to buy yours because it probably like the worst It is the better it is for that. I think but that's what I'm saying. Like if you're crappin' it. If you, I wouldn't do that, take a crap. You know how demoralized I am. How much money to take a crap and a diaper? Who's paying me? I don't know. No, but like if it's like Joe Schmow off the street

paying me that's different. If you're paying me, I might give you a friend discount. Best friend discount. But like you're not, but like they're not keeping it. You use the code basement. No, no, no, no like, they're not keeping you. Use the code basement. No, no, no, no, it's not because they want it. You just, we want you to crap your diaper. But like, as like a joke, who's that funny for?

Or you're crap to your diaper, it's hilarious. That's not, no, that'd be so, like, piss your pants. That would be dehumanizing. Okay. Oh, you're a champion. But like, okay. So, a piss your pants. That's kind of almost worse than the crap.

Are you nuts? I would piss my pants for like 300 dollars. If I crap my pants right now, it's messy, but like I get rid of my boxers. Hopefully it will be contained in there and I clean myself up and I'm good to go If I piss my pants everything is soaked Frank, what do you think crap is? It's gonna it's gonna be in you will it see see of course it'll see if you tell me to crap at a diaper though, dude It's contained to the diaper, but we don't know if how what kind of you would you have for dinner type of food?

You're asking for the diet, doodle. I'm not, yeah, I'm not asking for that. I'm saying there's a possibility. And also you're going to pee, because when you poop, you pee. Do you think, I know that it's 31 years old. 31 years old, children, well respected businessmen. Like, this is, do you think? Yeah.

All right, go. You want me to crap on you. Oh, we're back to crap. Yeah. Okay. Wait, I don't want you to crap on, what are you talking about? I know, I know, I'm saying in this,

in a world where you want me to crap on you. Okay. You're paying me to crap on you. Okay, so I'm gonna do it from Dubai, go. Yeah, well, what, is that a, I think it's like a big thing out there. I guess. I don't know. I don't know. I think I's like a big thing out there I get on people I don't know they get crap on Do you get to like pick what I eat the night before or day before?

Depends if I'm picking you like if I'm picky and I'm like, oh please Have a bunch of IPAs or some IPAs. Yeah, cuz I don't mind. She's have this pussy beer over here Yeah, I have a bunch of drinks and pussy beer can't wait until the IPA snops get this like Yeah midwest I'm gonna fuck you. Drink some pussy beer. Can't wait until the IPA snops get this. Like, yeah. Midwest, yeah. You know, 30 to 32 years old, you know. Yeah. I don't know if I'm really comfortable drinking pussy beer. I'm not, I wouldn't drink this.

Strange pussy beer too. It's not, I was gonna say my pussy. I don't have one. I don't have one. Would you drink your own pussy beer? No like no Men can get use infections too. So like if they made some with like your dick curds Do you think a Frankie? Now I'm gonna throw up that was so disgusting dickbirds. Do you think?

If I made a beer off of my dick cheese. Yes, just don't even finish, but guess what I'm gonna say to that. Would know I would not drink it, Frankie. Absolutely not. That's crazy, dude. What if you came over my apartment, right? And like, we just had dinner. Yeah. And then I was like, by the way, the bread's pussy bread.

I would ask, who's, I'd be like, I don't know. Oh, I just, I bought it. I mean, I think that would kind of determine the level of anger. The level of anger, you know, if you were like, oh, this was brewed from fucking Gwen with Paltrow's Goop line or something like that, I'd be like, oh, interesting.

But then if you were to say like, hey, it's the woman that lives under the train in a story, yeah, yeah. I'd be a little upset. Well, yeah, that would be tough. I'd be upset in bolts and areas, but like way less. Yeah, you know. Okay, well that's fair.

You're really picky about your yeast. Oh, am I? Am I? Oh, forgive me, you're not wanting fucking just diseased bread or beer. This is wild. I don't think it's disease. You know, it's crazy, the craziest part.

Yeah. If she were to brew, who, oh, the girl, the streamer, if she were to brew, let's say, like, 10,000 bottles. They will sell. Oh, yeasts though, no? I don't know, I don't know how much you need. I'm just gonna say, how are you getting it out?

I don't know, if they just like- Is it out? Bring her into the brewery and have her like, scoot across the floor and they get like a years worth of samples Yeah, I guess nail or something. Oh Yeah, I don't know I don't know I don't know how you get that out of people disgusting Or is it like you get a turkey based or you see Joey what that's an honest question. I don't know I don't know an eyedropper and just get it out

There's got to be like a certain cuz like cause like you need a certain amount of like hops and yeast and barley for brewing beer. Like you can't just like just throw a splash in there and then you got beer. Like you need a good amount. Maybe it's a sham. Maybe it's like, it's a conspiracy, you know? Like she, in one drop.

And it's like, it's in there technically. Oh, trace amounts. Or what if this would be smart, I think one drop and it's like it's in there technically. Oh trace amounts or What if this would be smart? What if we do like a basement yard beer and we say it's brewed with the boys and Like it's like you know how they do like the big that it's like the big like water tower looking thing where all the beer is What if we just jump in there and get out technically? It's brewed with us I Don't think that's a selling point there and get out. Technically, it's brewed with us.

I don't think that's a selling point. I wonder why not? Because like, I mean, apparently, that this girl is a- You just said your underwear is disgusting. Oh yeah. So it's like, you know, the sugars that my asshole gives off will probably be fucking turn that into a great tasting beer.

It might be a sour. It might be a sour beer. A double fermented? I don't know why you're like covering your mouth. Like this is something that we'll do. No, no, no, no. Like what if she does it like that? What if they brew the beer and then they drop

a little bit of her yeast? You know, double fermented beers? I don't know, I don't know what that means. It's so their beers that are double fermented like their regular beers and then they put them in with fresh yeast into a bottle. for they continue to ferment in the bottle. Oh, what if she does that? What if what if she's like a droplet like she just like shoves each bottle in her and just like yeast a little out I don't even know how do you probably it's probably just got to like squeeze or like you know make

Make two fists and it'll come out You know, make two fists and it'll come out. I don't know. You just get like, hi! There it is. I don't know though, I just, what a world. What a world. I mean, she'll probably make it killing off of this. I'm sure she sold a lot of her bath water,

farting in the jar, by the way. I'm sure, well yeah, Farts and jars is like the new, you know, it's like the new like stitched blankets on Etsy. Like everyone's doing it now. Yeah. There should be a website for all this That might be not be a bad idea like an Etsy but for like stuff pretty Amazon, but like disgusting shit

I it's called like the black market probably I was gonna say it called the eBay or fucking what you do that eBay? I don't know. I don't know what you can and can't sell an eBay You literally just said that it's all I assume I assume that you can I don't know like what like the Parameters. Yeah, what's the other Craigslist? That's what I was looking for Craigslist you could probably do that there. Yeah, probably that would be crazy. Did I ever tell you in the beginning of like Like before we put out OPL, like we were like, the whole show started, we're like, we're going to call people off of Craigslist that have like, interesting postings and see if we can interview them. And we called this one guy because he was blind and he was like, I want, he's like, I'm

going to let someone move in with me for free, a woman to move in with me for free. And all you have to do is describe movies to me. It's kinda cool. Yeah. Well, I thought it was funny. And hilarious. Well, I'm laughing at the fucking video. I'm not laughing because he's blind.

I'm laughing because he's like, I just want someone to describe movies to me. It's like, what? So like, we called him and I was like, hey, I have a bucket chest. And we interviewed people with interesting stuff and I said, you're posting that you're looking for a woman to whatever.

The dude was confused as if he didn't put that up and was like, oh, I already got somebody. And I was like, I don't wanna come do it. I'm not. I wanna talk to you about this. I just wanna talk to you about it. And then I'm gonna talk to you. Huh.

You know there's like settings on a TV that does that for people, right? He's blind. Okay, I'm sure that there are resources to let him know, hey, you still watching? I know you are. There's settings on a TV where it'll do that. Oh, it'll say something.

It'll be like, I remember the reason I discovered, I don't know why I discovered it, but I first discovered it watching Harry Potter like a couple of years ago. Yeah, hold on one second. What? I don't know if he was blind or deaf. I don't know. I mean, or deaf. I don't know.

I mean, but he could see if it's, and then sometimes, oh, okay, then he has to be blind. Yeah, but like, there's things where it'll be like, a bird flying over a beach. Oh, like, yeah. No, it'll say it out loud. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, so maybe this guy just, this is a while ago too. So maybe it's not a new technology. New tech. New tech, you know. Big tech. Big tech. Big tech. Big blind.

Big pharma, dude. Big pharma, man. Big fucking pharma. They're really everywhere. Huge. Anyway, that's all for this week's episode. They're really everywhere. Where can they find you?

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