The Basement Yard - #438 - Put It Away Drake!

Episode Date: February 19, 2024

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Welcome back to the bass- Welcome back to the bass minyard. Frank, how's it going? I'm doing well. You okay? Are you going for a fucking arctic plunge after this? Fucking big ass. It's nice. I won't I'm not gonna talk shit. Also We are dressed for completely different salsises These are completely different salsises. Yeah, Joey over here is fucking full on ready for like, you know, living in like a hut in Alaska. It's just, you know,

it's a whole scheme. I do like it. I'm not going to lie. I do like it. It's warm as fuck it. And I'm not lasting. I'm ready for like, you know, like retired cop, Florida, Boca Raton, right, you know, but hey man, that's our thing is that we have to remain like kind of like in love, you know, but hey man, that's our thing is that we have to remain like Kind of like in love with each other, but like there's like friend like friend love friend love

Yeah, I was gonna say like like a contrast, you know I'm saying yes Like you like opposites a little bit a little bit because it's opposites attract because then people look at us and they go I'm such a Joey or I'm such a Frankie, right and it's like are you such a Joey like you're and then are you such a Frankie. Right. And it's like, are you such a Joey? Like you're, and then are you such a Frankie? You know? Yeah. Shit. Fucking bitch. Why?

Because you said like a Joey? Well, no. Like, are you such a Joey? Or like a Frankie? Yes. See, that's the issue. That's the big issue. There's no issue there.

I think people would relate more to me than they would to you. Why and why? Why? People would relate more to me than they would to you why and why why because I am a Down-earth hard-working man No Laughing laughing at what as you sit there in your big fucking Rolex jacket. Fuck you. It's not a Rolex jacket It's just a very comfy sweater Rolex make shirts and pants and shoes and stuff or just watches

I know you there's no Rolex shirts. I mean, I'm sure there is but like who the fuck would wear that I Don't know. There's Ferrari shirts. I imagine there's fucking Rolex shirts. Yeah drive pants. Yeah, I Don't know. I don't think so. I guess you can drive. I've seen like a hat before but like I feel like that's such a Golf thing, you know what I mean like just like brands that are not meant to have clothing But then they make clothing and it's such like a golf dad thing. You know what I mean I guess so like oh tell me that's a really nice Timberland hat that you have on you know what I'm saying Yeah, didn't you have that I had Timberland sneakers Yeah, that and Timberland boots right which they don't know one had those

I think I was one of the only people. Did you buy that under a train? I, first of all, don't worry about where the fuck I buy shit, OK? Just ask it. Second of all, they were purchased for me. Oh, by a third party. By my mom. Second party, actually.

I don't know why I say third. Yeah, I don't know. My mom, I'm pretty sure my mom got that for me. But like Timberland boots I had, and you want to know what's funny, is anytime we would play kickball, I would me, but like Timberland boots I had. And you wanna know what's funny is, anytime we would play kickball, I would purposefully wear my Timberland boots because I convinced myself that I kicked better

with boots on than I did sneakers. Well, boots are more thick, maybe that did help. Did it? Were they steel toe? That's a great question, I don't know. Honestly, as a young child wearing steel toes, insane. Well, I was using them for work, and then the Mythbusters told us steel toe no good.

Why no? No good for steel toe. Oh, because if it breaks. Cause if it like, if something falls on it, the steel will like sever your toes. So like you want like a composite toe or something like that. It's the shoe guy over here.

You know, but yeah. Boop Frank. You guys used to make fun of me for my Timberland sneakers. I do remember that. As you were wearing fucking like all black Starberries you fucking loser don't you dare come for me? Yeah much is like 13. Yeah, Joey had a whole outfit by Michelin Ness Don't even fuck yeah, what was that store? Oh, we went over this Barry's Barry's. Yeah, Barry's was the store Yeah, that's where I went. I bought like three pairs of starburst. they were like 30 bucks not even like I'm like 13 bucks I think some shit

like kind of honestly yeah I'm kind of do it again yeah anyway I am should we get our base from your own our own shoes no take a step by step here you want to start a shoe empire how sick would that be oh you're gonna tell me secret handshake food co can't be like the handshakes not just about food the handshakes are about shoes Secret handshake shoe co shoe co I don't know about that. I think you make it work. Uh Let's not beat around the bush here Drake's fucking cock just fell out on the internet. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you know what I mean?

Yeah, and also when I saw for the first time I thought it was a hot wheels loopy-toop because it was like When I saw it for the first time, I thought it was a Hot Wheels Loopy Doop. Because it was like... It was like this. First of all, your prayers have been answered. We finally saw his dick. Second of all, what the hell was that? I'm just saying. Now, I haven't seen...

You haven't seen his wiener? I haven't seen his wiener. Bro. I haven't seen a wiener. Let's go outside and look up. It's probably there. Really? He had a long one.

Really? Yeah, and he was kind of like flopping it around. Brandishing it? Just like a, just like a... Yeah, he was brandishing his own thing. Wait, so, alright, so I saw that... And he was kind of sitting like a frog to be honest. Oh no, no, he was frog sitting. Alright, walk me through this show. Tell me about his cock.

He was like... Tell me, tell me. He was laying in his bed in like a robe wait it was open. All right. Yeah How did he send this video? He was recording like a mirror So it was looking back at him. All right. There's some trickery there. There's some fucking trickery there There's some there's some camera tricks. Listen even with some tricks. I've talked the guys got a lot It could be thicker Well, what was what was the angle was he going down? No, no, he was up top down down laying on his bed, right? And there was like I'm assuming like a mirror like this that he was filming okay

He was sitting like a frog no way and then he was just kind of could you see his fucking asshole? You know what it looks like like a cat's tail when they're like trying to figure out if you're an enemy or not Oh, like they like whip it around your leg Oh, like they're just kind of like moving like this like he was kind of doing like a cat's tail thing with it So this guy's just got like a long skinny pp. I wouldn't say I wouldn't say skinny I would I mean what I'm thinking I would say maybe for the length it may be a good have a little more Oh, yeah, but I'm not I mean he's doing better than me Give me give me give me this give me this are we talking like Kevin Durant or are we talking Shaq?

We're not talking Shaq do that's dangerous, but like I'm talking like girth I know what you're talking about. Yeah. Yeah, so we're talking Kevin Durant I mean you're talking about two obstacles and so how about Kevin Durant or Joellen bead? In bead really oh no, oh, I don't know no Compared to thick to famous NBA players. I can't because I I Already kind of forgot I have like an idea my head, but I didn't stick around this dick is staying in your head for a while I didn't but that was a thing. I'm trying to get it out this dick ain't leaving you No, relax, but I'm trying to get it out of my head because I don't need that you don't need you don't need Drake stick

Yeah, I don't need that you don't need Drake stick No, I I will say And I'm gonna get on my soapbox for a quick minute incredible how man's penis is out there and people like oh good fucking Drake And a girl gets fucking heard naked pictures and is like, this fucking whore. Never should have done this. How dare her. That's America folks. Who did that happen to?

Take a fucking pick. Any time any like celebrity, female celebrities like naked pictures have been leaked online. Everyone's just like, well, she shouldn't have sent them. Or, oh, you know, she's a whore. You know, it's like, fuck you you know, it's like fuck you. Well, they're virgins and incels. They are virgins.

They are not the celebrities. Like what do you upset that people are dumping their tits out to the people that they like? It's the people that don't get tits dumped out for them. That's what it is. It's like, oh, she's a whore. She's just a regular woman dumping her fucking things out for the guy that she's fucking. Well, now- This is a nice gesture.

Here's a question for you yes was that like a good jerk off video like was it a good because full transparency what are you talking about i've never sent a jerk off video i've never said he wasn't jerking off i've never sent a dick pic he wasn't jerking off he was what was he doing just fucking you know brandishing this thing like it was a fucking no it was wiggling around for some reason okay would you take that position frog I don't got the fucking equipment no so you're taking just head-on shots like you're taking full frontal just like I'm not here's my hole I'm not doing that okay here's my hole yeah my ass penis hole Joey no I've never taken a picture of my ass in my life you sure about that have I taken a picture of my ass penis hole Joey. No, I've never taken a picture of my ass in my life. You sure about that

Have I taken a picture of my ass? You've taken a picture of my ass. Alright, slow down. Yeah of your ass. Yes, correct You were in the shower and I was in the bathroom for unrelated reasons. We were in shower We were in Vegas. There's a hundred people in a fucking hotel. It actually was in Miami Was it? Yeah, so how are you in a hotel in Miami? Somehow worse. Remember when we went for Danny's and like the night before we stayed at like a random hotel? No.

Yeah. Oh yes I do. With the giant chess board. Yeah. Yeah, I do remember that. And Joey pressed his ass hilariously up against the glass shower door. Which people, what's that friends are for?

That's what friends are for. In good times and bad times, let's see that smushy butt. I honestly thought you were reading like a poem or something at first and then you. In good times. In bad times. I'll be on your side.

Oh, I don't know the words. You fucked that up. Cause I don't know the words. You butchered this. I don't know the words. I'll be on your side forevermore. That's what friends are for. Oh.

I thought it was I'll be there beside you evermore Evermore is mad dramatic by the way. Yeah, a little dramatic. It also reminds me of Edgar Allen Poe who I just found out like married His cousin like chill. Oh, but you Frankie's uncle relax. Don't don't Joey don't don't don't okay Careful slander my uncle great uncle uncle, or whatever. Your cousin. So I was, wait a sec. So my cousin married another cousin, but they didn't even ask to marry me. Should I be offended?

I would count your lucky stars. That's what I would do. Go read Dolly Parton. Count your lucky stars. That's kind of great. If you find out, seriously. No. No?

That I'm dating my cousin? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. If you find out seriously no no that I'm dating my cousin No, no, no, no, no if you find out that two of your cousins got married no party. You're just like I'm a better-looking cousin No, no Not like you're seeing yourself and like you're jealous, but like you just kind of like it sounds like full jealousy That doesn't sound like jealousy, but like you're just like thinking rationally like oh, I'm a better-looking Cousin than that cousin. Yeah, I don't think that you're thinking rationally right now I'm just I'm just saying like I have some cousins that I know are like halfway decent looking people

I think I'm better looking than some of them. Okay You think that if anyone's gonna marry their cousin like if you're if you're cut if you're let's call it Let's call it how it is if you're a cousin fucker Let's call it, let's call it how it is. If you're a cousin fucker. I love how Franky's upset that he's not his cousin's type. His ancestral cousin, he's not his type. I'm just, also you know, have you met this person? Oh, yes.

Oh, oh my god. I thought it was like someone who like, no, no, no, like salt, like would see them at family functions. So like, I was no, no, like salt, like would see them at family functions. So like, I was gonna say when you get married. No, they were not invited to my wedding. Okay, so not like that. Okay. So I believe they are.

But like some random person dies in your family, like they'll probably be there. Yes. Yeah, oh yeah. Like honestly, I think now that I'm thinking of it, the last couple of times I've seen them have been at like funerals and wakes. So yeah.

Oh man. Crazy, right? Wait, then they're first. I don't know if they're first, but they're They're cousins, bro. Like they're last It's not good. They're cousins. They are cousins and I actually I shouldn't tell this story. I'll tell you offline But okay, but we've already gotten to the bad part, which is they're married. Oh, there's another part I don't I just don't want to say something that could like kind of like help people figure out who they are So I mean, I I don't yeah, I don't know. I'll tell you offline. I'll tell you offline Okay, but I'm not I'm not jealous or offended But like if you're going for cousins go for like a specific cousin and like the better-looking cousin

Do you think you're in the top 1% of cousins? I don't know about 1% but you know, oh, you got a lot of cousins I got a lot of cut on my dad's side Thousands. Oh, well they're Colombians. So what the fuck does that mean? I was hoping that you didn't address that I was hoping that we were like all we're just gonna roll. We're just gonna roll over the vaguely racist comment Yeah, okay. All right. All right. All right. Like Colombians. They fuck a lot, right? They do actually my grandmother was one of 21 or 22 kids So then I'm correct. What are we upset about? I am correct then. One of 21 is her mom okay? She's dead.

Now she is. I think she was not okay. It was like, you know, the time where it was just like, you know, sexism was like running rampant. Frank, that's a, that's a Neville, Neville. Never long bottom. Never, never long bottom? Yeah, never more.

Never ending battle. Yeah, it really is. No, but like back then when it was just like the woman you just stay home I'm gonna go work at the printing press make six dollars a minute. Mm-hmm No, that's a lot. That's actually a lot of money. That's a ton of money Frank Six dollars $360 an hour. I don't know if that's six dollars a day is what I meant Yeah, and then it'd be like, you just stay home. And you think about it, her mom must have been pregnant

for 20 years straight. That is bananas. Wild, right? You can't have babies at that point in time. They just kind of just fall out. Do the doctors ever say anything? Like, what are you doing here again? Not that the doctors are just like, fucking put a cigarette in it, and it's good. Not that the doctors were just like fucking put a cigarette in it and it's good, you know

They didn't care but it's a cigarette. It's just it's wild and then like honestly How do you not run out of names that you like you know what I mean? Yeah, the 21st name is just kind of like dude whatever like your a Your C like you need to just kind of just come up with shit at that. Yeah, I'd be like you name it doc Yeah, no exactly. I wouldn't I'd run like, you name it. Doc? Yeah, no, no, no, no, no. Exactly. I wouldn't. I'd run out of it. All right, back to Drake's pee-pee.

Back to Drake's pee-pee. Are you like impressed? Because let's be honest. I'm not a big Drake fan of his music, but can't deny the talent. Is this just another, like, is this just an embarrassment or riches for him? Now he's just got.

Yeah, it feels a little unfair to the Earth, to be honest with you. You're jealous of his cock. I mean, not really. I don't know that I would need all that. All that? Yeah. Like that much? I feel like I gotta pull it up. I kind of don't care to see it.

Oh, you do though. I don't. I'll take your word for it. Take it. And also take this little visual. Don't. Uh, has like... I went to YouTube am I just like what am I doing? You're not you're not there. Am I okay? You're not there Joey. Honestly, you might be a little hot in that fucking Twitter half a llama that you're wearing on your chest Half a llama dude. Oh my god. You know what I would pay to have someone throw a bucket of red paint at you right now

This is made from normal. Like it's not like I'm not wearing an animal. How do you know that? Huh? How do you know that? How do I know this isn't an animal? Yeah, how do you know it's not like Sherpa? What's Sherpa?

Sherpa is cheap? No, that's sh- I know what Sherpa is like as a thing, like this is a Sherpa. I think Sherpa is originally like like real Sherpa You know no, no I'm not gonna find this video. All right. Good. Can you look up real Sherpa while you're at it? What is real sure what is real Sherpa Sherpa Sherbert Sherpa? What is Sherpa made out of? Cotton polyester or acrylic fabrics,

acrylic fibers I should say. I wish someone would see you and just like throw a bucket of red paint. Sometimes it could be made out of wool or bamboo. Wool, dude, bamboo? Bamboo fibers? Is wool sheep? Yes. Sheep's wool. Sheep's wool, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you're supposed to shave those things. Yeah, bro, I went down our TikTok rabbit hole one day. Of shearing sheep. Of shearing sheep and it was the most incredible like satisfying thing to watch. Ew, I think it's disgusting. What? First of all, their wool is gross. Because if it gets like matted and all fucked up, it'll kill them. But like that and like the guys that like clean hobes. Oh, and they like chop the fucking like slice it off. Yeah, yeah. And they're just like there's a nail in there somewhere. Yeah. You never seen that shit? No. Yeah, dude. It's and they like chopped their fucking hands off. They like fucking slice it off. Yeah, yeah. And they're just like, there's a nail in there somewhere.

Yeah. You never seen that shit? Yeah, dude. It's like they like fucking like shave away. I forgot the name of them. And then there's just like a nail under and they pull it out. Ew. Yeah.

I saw one where it's like, we found this horse and he was running by himself for a couple years. And the fucking hooves of this thing were like bent. Oh, no. Because the fucking hoof grew so much. I didn't know it was like a fingernail. Apparently yeah they're made with like keratin and stuff that like our fingernails are made of. Yeah I don't know what that word is. Keratin. Yeah I don't know what that is. Look it up. K-E-R-A. Is that what this is? I think it's like a it's a mixture of stuff in our fingernails but like keratin

is in there. I know kerosene. That's gas. Correct. Yeah. That's all I know. Damn I can't believe Drake's cock is out there now. Yeah you're good for him. He was having a good time. I mean I would be embarrassed.

Yeah I mean it's an invasion of privacy for sure. It is right? Yeah and now we're talking about we're just kind of fucked too. Yeah we're kind of bad people but. Yeah. Sad. Yeah I we're kind of bad people, but yeah Sad yeah, I'm sure it's gone right you couldn't find it on the internet. I bet you could and your big porn guy. Yeah Did you is that technically porn you're watching Drake be porn? You're watching Drake be porn. Yeah, I maybe I don't know

Well, you have you ever watched like jerk off videos before for porn Try to get them trying to see trying to figure them out. No There is a whole Genre of porn though where it's called J.O.I jerk off Interface interface. What do you think we're doing software jerk off? It's it's I was gonna say experience that's a yep J O I jerk off correct imagination well kind of jerk off illustration no jerk off the drawing things right now no it's like it's so there's a woman I'm trying to figure out

the eye I know I know I'm saying like there's a woman in the I'm trying to give you clues here okay I don't like giving away this thing. But there's a woman in the video. It's just her in the video, and then it's called a JOI. So what is she doing? Jerk off. Yeah. In. Indoor.

I checked, hopefully, because outdoors would be illegal criminal. Yeah jerk off a ill Illicitly no, that's the illegal part. Yeah, what is it? Instruction instructor instructor She like tells you how to jerk off What weird weird not for me. That's like that's like teaching a horse how to run these men know how to jerk off You know kind of you don't need you don't need to teach a man it like Who the hell are you? Literally she just sit there and she's like stroke it Frank who do everything like I know I know what I'm doing here I

Know better than you. Yeah, what the hell would that be? Yeah, I don't like that Would you give Drake any pointers and the way he was playing with his floppy way? I'm not gonna do anything You're not gonna hit up. No, I just has nothing. No, that's it. I'm gonna hit up Drake. I don't know. Yeah, Drake on the show Yeah, you know what let's do that. He's been begging to come on. Let's have Drake on yeah I don't think he's gonna come on though Joey would be funny if Drake sat here Table talking about I mean after we're just talking if we're doing 30 minutes on his wiener here We're he's probably never gonna come on now. He wouldn't I would also probably ask him for a couple bucks, too Really just like just like just a couple dollars. Just like you know like five grand. That's it? Yeah. I mean, I'm not going to get crazy.

I would just ask, you know, you like five bands. I would say it. So he's like, is a band, is a band a grand? That's a good question. You just said five bands is a band again. Is a band a grand? Is that what that is? Yeah.

So one band equals one grand Yeah 100 bands is a hundred grand Mm-hmm. Okay I'm following now. You know one band one sound what? Drunk line. What's the sound? It's from drum line. Oh got the hell out of here. That's a good movie you fucking asshole. Get the hell out of here No, that's a good movie. I get- P.D. Powerblows in that movie, bro. P.D. Powerblow is in it, so it does give it a bit of a bump, and the guy that was in

the Sprite commercials is in it, but also Nick Cannon, the guy that was in the Sprite commercials. Orlando Hudson? Orlando Jones? Orlando Hudson, I think, was a baseball player. I don't even know who you're talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think Orlando Jones. He was just like fucking go go go! I don't know who that is. No?

No. But that's a good movie. Oh, oh, oh. He's the instructor. Yeah, yeah. Is he an instructor or he's a constructor? No, he's a... Conductor.

Conductor. Constructor? You fucking idiot. You got to roll two dumb ass! You're a little instructor is a little bit better than construct I you threw me off the set. You know what it is That fucking jacket is making you stupid. No, no, it's not okay. I was there you're saying instructor because you're thinking of J.O.I Yeah, you know what you're actually not wrong about that. I I'm still trying to figure out It's really hard to believe that like conductors are doing anything honestly dude

I had learned when I was in like middle school plays like yeah, that's all like shit. It's like one two three four Yeah, I don't like I don't think it's really I not that I don't believe it's real like I think that they're doing something and that this means shit But like we could probably I think they can like speed it up if they go faster You know? Yeah. I don't, I don't, all that, all that music shit is just like not real to me. Like don't tell me you look at a sheet

and you're just like, oh, I know exactly. I can hear this in my head. No, you can't. Yes, you can. It dots on lines. Nope. You're an idiot. I am.

Now what? I can hear, I can, I used to be able to read music and that would happen. Shut the fuck up. I could read music reading music you can how Are you this is this one of the I'm so mad. I know I know you can open a book I know I know you can and listen Joey for the sake of comedy. I'm fucking talking about this shit

I know I know people could do it, but it doesn't make fucking sense to me because you can't do it exactly So some people have a how American of me that I can can do it, but it doesn't make fucking sense to me. Because you can't do it. Exactly. But some people haven't hear- How American of me that I can't do it so I don't care about it and I look down upon people that can. Yeah. But I- some people can like hear a sound and know what note it is. Well I- That's crazy.

Yeah, like what's his name? Um- Charlie Poop. Charlie Poop? Charlie Poop. Charlie Poop. Pooth. Pooth. Pooth. Yeah. Charlie poop Charlie poop Charlie poop Charlie poop poof poof poof yeah, you can do like you can be like boom and he'll go D-minus D-flat and it's kind of dope. I honestly that's a cool skill. It's called perfect Pitch pitch. That's it. Okay. Yeah pitch

Pitch perfect. Is that why pitch perfect is is called Pitch Perfect? They just flipped it. Is that seriously it? I don't know, I've never seen the movies. Oh, I've seen Pitch Perfect. I thought it was, oh, I'm thinking a Fever pitch. It's a baseball movie with Jimmy Fallon. Drew Barrymore. Why are you thinking, what the fuck was that about?

The Red Sox? The Red Sox, you're falling in love. Like, listen, who's your most important guy for me? The fucking Shox. Yeah, it's like, get over yourself. Yeah, I don't know. Have a bit more to your personality than fucking the Red Sox. Anyway, we do have some sponsors for today.

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Is eating an expired pop It's eating an expired Best buy yeah, that means and it was Best Buy a month ago, but I'm hungry. He's eating an expired wild berry Pop Tarts. First of all, Pop Tarts never die, okay? I honestly think they'll survive into the apocalypse. Second of all, I'm a little mad at Pop Tarts, okay? Ooh.

I'm a little upset, and I'm gonna air out my fucking dirty laundry right now. Okay. Is that a word? It's a series of words. Is that a saying? Yeah, yeah airing out dirty. I'm gonna air out my fucking grievances with pop tarts So they have the pop tarts ball. Hey, what about the pop tart boys? Yeah, what happened to us? That would have been cool. You like us when we're talking about you and then when we're not you don't like us That is how things work, but for sure We as a business it makes sense. We sure sad we should have been where was that don't care Okay, if it was somewhere we should have been there, right? You would have gone to Indiana or something no hell no well It could have possibly been the hell would I go to Indiana?

What's a famous city in Indiana Indianapolis that's a good one yeah top tart bowl where I was a little taken it back a little hurt because we've got a little taken aback. Yeah, you're taken back You're not little taken aback taken aback taken aback taken aback taken aback no yes, Joey not taken I was taken back. I was taken aback. It's aback. You're not taking aback. I'm Joey you say you I'm taken back Joey I was I was I was taken back taken a back. No, what are you a fucking? It's like it's you're not a little taken it back to surprise or shock someone. Yeah, maybe if you're Irish Taking it back. It's in Merriam-Webster

Both Merriam and Webster agree. Well, oh you're all you you're the wrong one here It's taken a back. I was so taken a back Taken a back. Yeah, that's what it is. I Was taken back and it's wrong taken it is! I was taken aback. And it's wrong? Taken aback. Can I be taken aback? I guess it could work.

Let me take aback. But like the saying is taken aback. Taken aback. It's too much. Mario and Luigi came up with it. Oh, I was taken aback. Literally, that's what it sounds like. You can't say I was taken aback. a thumbs up I don't like that the way I

know that you could type Google just gave you a thumbs up legitimately it just wrote grammar check and then it said yeah no way so where did I look now right I was taken aback is that also a grammar check take Take a back. What? A taken a back. No, yeah. What? No, yeah. Yeah, I guess both are right.

I had never heard taken a back. You have. You just always thought it was taken back. Well, I'm not wrong either. Maybe I've heard more backs than abax. I think it's abac. I think you've probably just heard it as taken back, and you're just like, oh, it's just taken back.

OK. Yeah, he's taken it back, and he's eating an expired pop pop. Now here, it didn't say expired. It said best buy, which means it's no longer as fresh as it had been prior. Also, didn't it say best if used by? Yeah, used.

Why not use? I don't use food products. But you eat them, man. Yeah. Yeah, it was. So I don't use food products. But you eat them, man. Yeah. Yeah. So I wasn't really ready to talk, but you just kind of threw it over to me. And I had to just, I needed to spit something out there.

Well, no one. In the middle of a podcast, you don't go, now's a good time to eat a fucking pop tart. Listen, an expired pop tart. Not expired, a slightly aged. It's not its best it's aged if anything mr. big wine bitch you should be like yeah that's a fucking I can taste there's a little Rocky Mountain this in there you know okay I can definitely

taste the mentality I'll do something for you okay I'm gonna go get a 1990 pop tart that's beautifully aged yeah and then you can eat that one no you then we'll see what we will eat it together No, we won't yes because wrong. You don't know how science works clearly. Let me let me let me science you here Please Bill and I You need to have multiple test subjects because what if it could be as a result of something I ate earlier in the day Something I ate after the Pop-Tart what if it's as a result of the way that the Pop-Tart reacts with my stomach Individually and it might be different for yours. It's gonna be the 35 year the Pop-Tart. What if it's as a result of the way that the Pop-Tart reacts with my stomach individually

and it might be different for yours? You need control groups? It's gonna be the 35 year old Pop-Tart. It's gonna be, that's what it's gonna be. You need control groups and you need variables. You know, like there are different things that we need to eliminate as many variables as you can in order to isolate the result that you want.

I stopped listening. But, but you ever see those videos, like you know like in practical jokers or something they like go to those things and it's like People sit at a table and like tries like new products or something. What does that call it again test group? Yeah, like test. How do you get in there? Cuz I would like to do that. I would like to be in a test group like I want to like eat some like Cereals that oh, I saw that there in like California. I think Conan did a thing on it. There's like a job where you could be a test-taster for like

Taco Bell. I don't know. I would do. I'd do Taco Bell. I don't know if I want to do that. I'd do Taco Bell. Listen up. But like Skittles?

Oh, but Skittles is Skittles. Like Skittles aren't trying to reinvent the wheel on Skittles. Maybe they make a new Flav. But there's, but there's Skittles though. You know what I mean? Like they don't live and die off of variety They live and die off of being Skittles No, there's variety they have sour Skittles which I kind of fuck with there's three Skittles Skittles Tropical Skittles sour Skittles. No, there's the purple bag. What's purple? What the hell? What's whoa? Whoa? Whoa, what's what's what you never had a purple skittle bag?

No, it's like maroon or mall or something. Oh, come on. No, there's like there's a bunch of how many skittles remember skittles gum I swallowed so many of those bad boys They still they're still in there probably Skittles packs So there's red which is skittles which those are great green sour oh why it's wild berry the fuck out of here had that you idiot I probably have it I don't remember it yeah I remember tropical on tropical yeah oh what the fuck what's yellow no banana smoothies come on oh my god these fucking

cucklarts listen don't talk bad about skill you just lost your deal listen Taco Bell shit shit shit pop tarts out because they they slided us okay if you want to just send me boxes of like things to try I'm all about it just add a little more meat in there be a little more gracious what you mean smoothie skittles pink pink no no no but I want to know what kind of fucking here we go Here's the picture. I can't read is too blurry What are the flavors in this fucking pieces? It's like it doesn't have it on the bag. It's on the back

But the picture is so blurry flavors Welcome back to Skittle Talk folks here we go Welcome back to Skittle Talk folks. Here we go Blueberry smoothie. So blueberry. Okay, gotcha. Blueberry mango peach guava peach blueberry mango Or just mango. No one said that. Oh, no, it's blueberry smoothie. Then there's mango smoothie love the mango raspberry smoothie Strawberry banana smoothie. That's a classic. That's a classic smoothie. It is a classic Classic

And then a peach guava smoothie that might be worth having a peach guava I Don't really know what guava is We do you remember when we went to Key West? They were falling from the trees in the backyard of the Airbnb We stayed at those guava guava. That was guavas. What is that? Like a sugar thing? Like a... It's a fruit. Well, you know. It's a fruit. It is a full fruit.

I think it's like red in the middle bit. What am I thinking of? I don't know. Agave. Agave is a plant. Like a sugar. Yeah. Yeah, you can make like nectar and syrup from.

And tequila. Oh my god, this fucking lush. He's back, folks. He's back folks. He's fucking back. Now most alcohols are made from fruit, aren't they? What's vodka made of? Potatoes. Is that real? That's a vegetable. Yeah vodka is made from potatoes Joey. Dude I would have never guessed that in a billion years. Wait wait wait wait. So you're a ridiculous drunk and you don't even know where this stuff is coming from. Not a ridiculous drunk. One, two, I've had vodka like eight times in my life.

Rum is sugar and fruit, you know, fruit juices. Yeah. Distilled fruit, wine, you know that one. Grapes. Brandy is just burnt wine. Is it? Yeah, the original brandy originally was called brand wine, which means it translates to burnt wine. Is it? Yeah, Brandy originally was called Brandein, which means it translates to burnt wine. In what language? One of them. Yeah. Why do you know that? Because I took

that mixology class. Oh, what's it called? Brandein? Brandein. Oh, that's, I'm getting Russian or German. It might be like Finnish Finnish or Swedish or something like that Okay, one of those one scary language one of those you know yeah Gin Juniper berries I don't even know what that is. They're little berries dude. I assume you said berry I I could see it very I just never seen a Juniper berry in my life mead honey I've never had me neither vibe, but there's like you're in Brooklyn now There's meeteries all over the place. Mm-hmm. You can definitely go one of the fucking never seen one of the sweet life of Cody bros What are their names sweet life? The Sprouse twins. Yeah, you gotta meetery in Brooklyn. There's making me. They make me. Yeah. Have you had me? No

I mean it up I'll meet me Taco Bell if you drop the ball, meed you're up next. I don't want to, I've never had meed. I don't know if I like it enough to have a sponsorship. Yeah. Well Joey, there's another story actually that came out recently involving a TikTok influencer, which is your favorite type of influencer, right? Do you have a favorite? A favorite type? influencer, right? Do you have a favorite? A favorite type? Yeah. Not really.

Well, so I'm gonna get you her name here. TikTok influencer by the name of Hannah Claire. Don't know her. Mm-hmm. Told a story about the seek- about her first date. It's a- it's a- it's a classic all-American white name. Hannah Claire. Yeah, absolutely. Joey, you've been on- you've been on some first dates in your life. Yes. Any of them go terribly wrong? American white name. Hannah Claire, yeah absolutely. Joey, you've been on some first dates in your life.

Yes. Any of them go terribly wrong? Honestly, no. Not like terribly. Nothing like embarrassing or anything. Maybe like uncomfortable conversation, but nothing like, I don't know, like a bird's shit on my face or something.

OK, well, guess what? So first date here with her, actually current boyfriend, the person that she's with, they were getting food and at the last minute they were like, you know what, let's go get some pizza. After food? Like it was like they both wanted different types of food. Oh, oh.

She wanted pizza. I thought you meant they went to a restaurant then went and got pizza. No, no, no. They were like, you know what, let's get food and go back to hang out at your place, you know. First date. Oh, hornyny horny. That's horny horny You're at a first date and you're like gonna go to restaurants like let's just grab pizza go back to my place Hey, man, I don't judge whatever you want to know what's judge it. I'm talking about shit is horny It's all you horny on both on both accounts of course double horny

So she goes naturally where you would get your pizza from little Caesars and he goes big big big your pizza from Little Caesars and he goes big big big props big props big props ever had Little Caesars I have really I have where it's on where the Westway Motel is there's one over there it's like right next to a Popeyes I don't know if it's still there the Westway Motel has a Popeyes no no no it's like on that what is that a story of Boulevard yeah yeah that's there like down you know there's like a like a little strip mall next to that to the left a Strip there's like a strip mall, but it's like cars drive up and then you could like there's like stores There's a Popeyes over there. Well, how I don't remember the last time I've been there the fucking what's it called? Is there?

The diner Jackson Hole Where are you bro? You're completely wrong. You're at the West Way West Way no you're thinking of the way is that the West Way yes you idiot that's not right that's not what I was thinking what are you thinking I'm thinking like when you go past Memorial Field and that's a story of Boulevard there's like a hotel right there gotcha yeah that's definitely not the West Way fucking idiot but like what is, airway or some shit? Something like airways, yeah, something like that. But it's like over there.

Oh. So I had a little Caesar slice and I was like, that's grease. Damn. It literally was like they made a flat pizza in a microwave and then just had a fucking vat of oil and we're like, we're gonna dunk this in really? Yeah, so if I- Of the chain pizza places, what was your favorite?

Papa John's. Really? Before the-words and everything? The casual racism. Yeah, probably during you just didn't realize it. Yeah, I don't know if I don't know we can't track I will say it's good before and after too But it was better before gotcha because of because of the when you take when you eat it now You know you're eating a little bit of you know, just like racism. Yeah, they ousted when you take- when you eat it now, you know you're eating a little bit of, you know, just like, racism. Yeah, they ousted him, so it's okay to eat it now, right? I mean, his name is still a little bit of a place. How much did they oust the guy?

Yo, you got some balls creating a company and calling it Papa John's? Are you fucking joking me? I mean, I think that was his name, his pizza name. He was like, I'm Papa John. No one has a pizza name. You just have names, bro. No, a pizza name. He's not a rapper. There's pizza names, there's pizza names, absolutely. Papa John's, bro. I was a. It's not a rapper. This pizza names. This pizza names

Probably John's bro. I was a dominoes boy. I like dominoes. I'll fuck on dominoes I will definitely dominoes Taco Bell and Skittles drop the ball. You're up third. All right You're you're you're in the hole. Oh, I will definitely have dominoes hot both of those Really? I like Dominoes Taco Bell Taco Bell and Dominoes might have to fist fight for our love like a Really? I like Dominoes. I don't know Taco Bell and Dominoes might have to fist fight for our love. To look like a cynistics and cheesy bread. That cheesy bread? I swear to God. If I didn't have a wife...

Never mind. He's talking about cheesy bread. If I didn't have a fucking wife... I just drooled. Get it together. So she had a little Caesar's pizza. Yeah, took it home, big mistake. They're hanging out, eating pizza, living it up.

They go to sleep. She spends the night. Oh, oh, oh! Who would, horny, Caesar's. morning. See the seas... Pfft. Pfft. Talk. I can't speak. What's happening? It's the jacket. Shut up!

It's the jacket. Okay, so East Little Seaside, she wakes up in the middle of the night. Food poisoning. That's the worst. She rolls to get out of bed looks over she already shit the bed Yo boyfriend sleeping well now boyfriend I had at the time first friend date friend yo Shitting on a man Shitting a bed, like unknowingly. Unknowingly shitting the bed.

Shitting the bed unknowingly. So naturally what she does, she gets up and puts his dog in the bed. Frankie, you're making this up. No, no, no, no, no. Wait, are you going to say what I'm going to say? Wakes him up and says your dog shit the bed. Oh, I thought you were going to say she made the dog eat it.

No, you freak. What's wrong with you? I'm the freak. She's shitting the bed. Oh, I thought you were going to say she made the dog eat it. No, you freak. What's wrong with you? I'm the freak. She's shitting beds and putting dogs in there. No more. Though at first the pair's outing was going amazing. The spark was there. The chemistry's there.

Things take a turn for the well. Crappy. After it came time to grab dinner. She wanted, he wanted to grab another idea. She wanted little Caesar's pizza. Cut to 3 AM. I wake up in the middle of the night. It's hot as hell around me.

And I feel horrible, she explained. My stomach is in shambles. And I know I Cut to 3 a.m. I wake up in the middle of the night. It's hot as hell around me and I feel horrible. She explained my stomach is in shambles and I know I need to throw up. Yet upon getting out of bed her date fast asleep on the other side. Hannah made a harrowing discovery beyond her apparent food poisoning diagnosis. She had already pooped the bed. Dude, that's intense. I look around me in the bed and there is, you know, shit everywhere. My whole life flashed before my eyes. While she was ultimately able to take care of herself heading to the bathroom and ultimately to Walmart where she landed some medicine, she ultimately came up with a plan to save herself

from an automatic breakup, blame it on her friend's dog. I honestly, right now, so here's the thing, right? I picked the little dog up, put him in the bed, in the middle where the scene has happened. Little. I get him back in bed, pretend to wake up groggily and go, I'm so sorry, but I think Roscoe got sick while we were asleep Genius first of all genius

But also a little dog with big poison shit Like you have a poisoned shit. Yeah poison shit like when she puts when she so when she's also not the smartest people in the world Okay, we have little seizures and Walmart in the same story. Yeah Second of all if someone craps in bed that I'm in I'm knowing immediately. Yeah, I have a sick I don't care how fast asleep I am. Yeah, if I smell crap. I fucking If a bird shit against my window, I'd be awake wire. I'm saying you're gonna shit on my back Do I'm up and like realistically how big is this bed?

How big is the dog and how big is the crap because let's just do a fucking how's he doing that? So would you break out like fucking like poop analysis? Yeah, and the fact that she got up Left the house Got herself some medicine and shit and figured out the plan and came back and this guy still didn't know. Yeah, I think I would think he's dead. What's going on? I'd check on him, make sure he's not fucking food poisoned.

Yeah, like, yo, someone's shit in your bed, you had no idea the whole night was wrong with you. Let me explain something real quick. Be aware of the world. Let me explain something real quick. I do not care. About what? The minute I find out it was her oh yeah she's fucking gone dude

it because I know you it must be good sex it better be post little Caesar sex must have been electric and how do you like crap the bed in your sleep dad I don't understand yeah your body really isn't your friend. Like you need to like, if anything is coming out of my ass, I know about it immediately. Like as it's happening, I could be deep asleep. It doesn't matter. I know what's going on. Maybe they did anal. So it was already open a little bit.

I don't think when you do anal it stays open Joey. It's not a door. It takes time to close, right? No, you do anal it stays open Joey. It's not a door. It takes time to close right? No, you pull out and it'll close. No, no, no. You could get it. You could it's a muscle so it's got to like adjust And then it takes a little time for it. How fucking stupid are you right now? First of all, I'm correct. No, you're not I am Nailing this if they hold it open it'll stay open But like if you go to tighten it back up it starts the process. Maybe you're right. That's what I'm nailing this. If they hold it open, it'll stay open. But like, if you go to tighten it back up, it starts the process.

Man, you're right, right. That's what I'm saying. But maybe like it made it a little loose. So when you take fucking massive giant dumps, your assholes open the whole time. It takes a while for it to close. Bro, taking a dump, it takes a few seconds. Like having four.

This was ours, dude. They fell asleep. This guy was clearly in some stage of REM that he didn't know that there were shit in the bed with him There's drool on the table. I it's just a fucking working theory We got to cross it off the list if we're gonna solve the fucking murder relax this there. I don't care to solve this It's a scary thing and you know what good for them. I hope that they made it Apparently they're still dating. Yeah, I'm telling you right now shit that's crazy you're gone yeah Frank he's not about your so gone Frank Frank is not

about that poop life and you would too and you know I know you would because I know that when Charlie does something you scold him to the point of like basically emotional abuse that sounds so much worse than it actually is but he did he threw up on my rug the other day again This guy what's wrong with this dog throwing up shit and pissing all over your place He's very anxious But he like threw up on the rug and I was like and now

Like I was just so mad Would you say to him? Nothing, I literally it's like a child because I just do this And then he knows he's done something wrong so he tries to get close to me and I just go no No, I would be but then I'm devastated later. I have to hug him all night Yeah, because you're that's what I'm saying you would feel so bad at how you treated Charlie Yeah, that you would be like I scolded my dog because of you. Oh Oh, yeah, no, you're're not you're gone. She's gone

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And I don't know why that's so funny that's a hysterical image so in a wedding I'm picturing a wedding DJ like during their set flow ride Flowrider's playing. Flowrider, what song? Tell me, I'll sing it. I'm doing that, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, face. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not gonna say what you sound like but stop doing it. No, uh, yeah, so. He pissed on his face? Yeah, so the guy, uh... He pissed on his face?

No, can you, can you, can you? You keep saying yes. Can you, can you? Um, uh, the Guardian reported that this individual, I'm not gonna say his name, I will. Wedding DJ Lee Brookfield was taking a leak when he decided to start filming for Snapchat. So he was in a bathroom at a urinal.

Got it. Gotcha. After a few moments, he decided to start pissing all over the person next to him, a person who just happened to be a 72 year old cancer patient. What's worse is that, was he? Is it funny now? More than me. No, it's fucked up. What's wrong with these fuckers?

What's worse is that Brookfield seemed to be aware of the man's cancer diagnosis at the time of recording the man Of the video the man was explaining that he wasn't feeling well Hearing this Brookfield decided to drain the lizard all down the man's spine and feeling well. Hearing this, Brookfield decided to drain the lizard all down the man's spine. His spine? Back. Dude, back. I know what the spine is. Brookfield said that his actions were simply something mean the boys do when we are drunk. Dude, sick. You and your boys are fired, dude. Let me tell you something. No. This is a 40-year-old man. A 40-year-old man, you and your boys pee on people? Yeah, you're a 40 year old man 40 year old man you and your boys pee on people yeah you're not 40 years old you have boys that's not how that's that definitely not how okay you don't have 40 years old like I he's away my boys he's

a wedding DJ so he's probably single and lonely and sad yeah and clearly an asshole clearly a really a real piece of shit me and the boys we go out we're 40 years old we go to bars with his college kids and we piss on the backs that's me and the boys though yeah oh, it's just something we do. It's funny. It's funny. It's a funny Okay, you're gonna die soon. You should laugh. I if I was Related to the man that he pissed on I'd find him. I'd book him for my wedding shit on his face I'd book him for my wedding. Where's the wedding? Fucking Guantanamo Bay. He shows up boom shotgun straight to his fucking cock. Yeah killing this try to piss on someone now

I would hang yeah exactly pee when you can't what happens When you have no more dick catheter But in what urethra? But the urethra gets blown off can it No, it can't I mean maybe maybe like a This is questions. I think they got to create they got to do something if you don't have a bladder

How do you pee pee well? I don't think I think you need a bladder to live. What if you get like cut? Hmm Because there's some people who like yeah, but yeah, but how do they I don't know There are people yeah, there are people that have like no limbs They have like no legs and maybe they have arms, but they have no legs and they're just like waist waist up They're like Joan which by the way that is incredible that that can happen Yes, it is wild and then they just think about most of the organs that you need to live or from like here up But how do you beep? I'm sure there's there's some issues there

But like if you don't hold you like oh, maybe they have to don't I Don't know you're about to say but it's like your hand scared me But maybe they have to like create a bladder and like put it in so maybe they just like need to take like a like They need like drill a couple holes to make to make where P is. What the hell are we saying? I mean, I feel like I'm asking questions and you are coming up with stupid theories. I would be so angry if I was. If first of all, if you're in the bathroom and you see someone getting

pissed on, come to their aid, you might get it. There might be a little splash zone, but like help help them unless it's two boys just peeing on each other having a good time like we usually do yeah like if the person is asking for the pee like yeah yeah like if they're being like give me more of that sweet sweet nectar who's doing that I mean why are you looking at me I'm not saying you I'm just just saying people like you. Yeah. You a pee pee guy?

What does that mean? You letting pee pee pee pee on you? No. Pee pee like a thousand times a second. Yeah. I'm like pee pee pee pee pee pee on you. I wouldn't do pee pee. You wouldn't pee pee?

No, no pee pee, no poo poo. Would you receive pee pee? Hell no. On a toe? Hell no. Why are toe? Hell no. Why are you scared of piss? I'm not scared of it, but it's such like a shift in power balance, bro.

You think if someone pees on me, they're overlooking me like a human being? Not if you're laughing. Know what? That makes it weird. Of course. Like if you're laughing, it's like, ah. If you're peeing on someone,

you're not looking at that person as a human being. You're looking at them as a toilet. Some people are into that. Yeah, but like then you gotta live the rest of your life. No one like, oh, he doesn't view me or she doesn't view me as a toilet. Some people are into that. Yeah. But like then you gotta live the rest of your life knowing like oh he doesn't view me or she doesn't view me as a person. They view me as a toilet as a fucking receptacle. No. No.

A receptacle. I've seen how people treat like porta-potties. I don't want to be that. Porta-potties are a very bad invention and I think they need to be fixed. Yeah. How have we not advanced in the porta potty game? I don't I don't get it. It doesn't make sense, right? I don't know. Let me I've used some bad porta potties And it's also like you're peeing into a bunch of people's piss

I'm not worried about piss as much. I'm worried about all the other stuff. I don't even like going. Why are you pointing to me? I'll let you know honestly triggering me. I don't even like pissing on piss when we're at the lake like on the ground. No, you don't flush piss there Yeah, yeah, it gets a little sometimes you pee on piss and you're like this is disgusting Yeah, it'll be like a full line of everyone drinking you look at the toilet and it's just fucking iced tea in there Frankie, I didn't need that It's disgusting what you didn't need it, but guess what Joey, you got it. I got it. And you took it well too.

And thank you, I guess. You took it like a man. You took the piss like a man. Yeah. Seriously though. No. If you turn around, you feel someone peeing on you in the urinal.

Yeah. What are you doing? It's a full on brawl. It's a full on fight? Yeah. You kill them? No, but I would beat them until I started to feel bad. Well, there's piss on the floor at this point.

Sweep the legs, they'll trip. Right. They'll fall back. Do you reciprocate pee? Yeah, you reciprocate the pee. I would shit on somebody. I probably wouldn't shit on somebody. That's a lot dude. Pulling on my ass during a fight is kind of insane. But I would piss all over the place. Yeah, you reciprocate the pee I would shit on somebody. I probably wouldn't shit on that's a lot pulling on my ass during a fight

It's kind of insane, but I would piss all over. Yeah, imagine. It's like I'm gonna get you Yeah, you have to like do that little shimmy to get your pants down. Just do like a wall sit like just give it a second No, my god, bro. I would be so fucking irrationally angry But the worst part of it is just like oh, it's just some of the boys and I do what are you expecting the response to be yeah that's enough but alright alright alright so it's not that bad way worse yeah like also this is a 72 year old cancer patient man he's not your boy yeah the fuck oh my god the anger and rage that I feel for this person. Yeah, I think this guy needs to be like... Put down.

Kicked in the head. Oh, something bad. Something bad. Like he... You ever see a video of someone getting kicked in the head and you're like, geez. No. What the hell? What the fucking...

Joey in these videos. What's going on? I've gone...I've watched like knockout compilations. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've seen like UFC. No, no, no. I'm talking about like on the street. Like people like getting knocked out on the street

and they just hit the concrete and then people like kick them in the face and I'm like, how's this person alive? No, no, no. I don't get that. Like I have way too much like even someone who I'm like fighting, right? If I knocked them out and they landed on the fucking concrete,

I am no longer mad, I am terrified. You're like scared that you're gonna be charged with murder or something. I'm not even thinking about that, but I'm like, holy shit, this person's probably fucking really hurt. Yeah, that's scary. Yeah, a lot of people don't think like that though. I think you need to realize like you're a kind person. Like you're not gonna, you're gonna go out of your way to avoid fights. There are people out there that just fucking get off on that shit.

I would literally call 911 immediately. I recently rewatched like the Sopranos and the scene that always gets me don't okay I'm watching it now, too, but is it you talking about wait? Have you ever seen it? Yeah, oh the scene where the guy goes up to Tony's daughter. Yeah, bro. Oh my god I'm in fucking. Oh, he's like listen. You're totally Sopranos daughter Ah some cream on you and it's and he fucking go watch it if you haven't seen it That is have you seen the original one before that American history X dude. Yeah What a wild thing to do like how do you not kill that person? I?

Rather be shot Then do that I don't want to like that's you know that is like it's terrifying We're talking about biting the curb, if you guys don't, yeah, realize what we're referencing. They make you bite the edge of a curb and then they step on the back of your head and it just knocks out all your fucking teeth. Knocks them out, it turns them into fucking dust. Yeah.

You're fucking knocking them out, they're gone forever, dog. Yeah. You'll be out there looking like a fucking grandma, you know? That's the best thing I could come up with. Looking like a grandma. And everyone's grandma had shit teeth like yours, dude.

God damn it. She did, though. Yeah, she had really bad teeth. My grandma had one tooth and I was like, Time to go, right? My grandfather had dentures and to scare me at the dinner table, he'd look over to me and go and drop his teeth down. It would scare the shit out of me. and to scare me at like at the dinner table he'd look over to me and go and

Drop his teeth down. It would scare the shit out of me. What the fuck? Yeah fucking freak Sorry, I should probably back up a little bit. Jesus take it easy on your grandpa. Yeah Whatever anyway guys, that's all for this week's episode I hope you guys had a lot of fun because we did Frank where can I find you? Oh, you could find me here again having fun And if you want more of us having fun go to patreon.com So that's the basement you're also at alphabets 85 on Twitter the Frank Alvers and all the forms of social media Frank, where can I find you? Well, you can find me here. Again, having fun. And if you want more of us having fun, go to patreon.com. Also, at alphabets888 and Twitter, the Frank Alvers and all the forms of social media, go check it out at the base of the media and all forms of social media.

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