The Basement Yard - #441 - We're Soaking Wet

Episode Date: March 11, 2024

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Welcome back to the basement yard. Uh, get ahead. Get ahead. Franky's doing his thing now. I think it's so... What am I doing, dude? It's just, we're so close. Just so you guys know the F1 season is, uh, it starts in a couple days, so Franky thinks he's gonna... Are you so excited? Literally the least funny bit that he's ever created and like he do you mean At least when you hammer it into the ground isn't a bit look as we call it fast season is approaching Yeah, here we go, and like I'm so excited to have some good fast driving back. Yeah, you know like oh my god like could this

Could they get any faster? We don't know so we're excited. It's been so hard ever since the Super Bowl stop happened. Like we've been without football and like what is there to look forward to? Fast driving is back baby. And you know, it's just like anyone else laughing out there or what's going on, anyone else? But like how can you not be so excited?

I can't hear you over the roar of the crowd, Frank. Can you just for a sec, stop pretending like you think this is a bit, you know how much I love cars. And fast driving, and especially turning, this is what I, Okay, that was a gap. Who's not excited for-

Especially turning. Who's not excited for turning, dude. Yeah, okay. Who's not? You're done, it's over. I don't think I'm done Especially Europeans driving because they all they have smaller cars over there do that hell yeah Have you ever driven on the other side of the road? No, either they didn't have you driving the wrong side in Portugal No, or were you just just kind of going all over the place?

Say like there weren't any other cars over there. No, I mean like you but you didn't see any of the road I mean in comporta when I was there was no one on the road there But like we drove in Lisbon. It was like it's like normal there like the right side. I love how normal is here Yeah, yeah, normal for us almost like whatever America does. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, I wouldn't I would be afraid to drive on America does yeah yeah absolutely yeah I wouldn't I would be afraid to drive on the wrong side of the road because like that's just it's like a muscle memory thing you know like I would be so like yeah I don't weird but like so like what are they serious question well I know but I'm trying to test you okay what are they doing F1 is it's one lane but likevia, do they drive on the right side of the lane?

What, I mean like, that's crazy. What do you mean? I hate the bit, I hate it so much. What bit Joey? There's some really driving guys getting into some really small cars. We get it. To drive fast.

How is that not a recipe for just fucking intensity? Yeah, you know and don't even get you know how it happened I love how you do this, but you literally collect children's toys like a weirdo dude like you have sealed toys Well from the 90s they well. Oh, I paid the other day he came in he's like no no no no no Yeah, I know what you're gonna do and don't you even fucking dare like these are the best of the best There I'm the guy wants four thousand. I'm gonna offer him twelve hundred for like eight Action figures and he's trying to make fun of me for watching F1 popular sport by the way Where where is it popular? Definitely not this corner of the earth yet

Welcome to America throw a fucking pigskin around. Shove a fucking, you know, sausage down your fat throat. First of all, you stupid asshole. I had to explain to you the other day the five positions in basketball. Yeah. Because you didn't know them. Forgive me for not being in tune with basketball. A sport that I openly speak about not watching.

But I would go as far to say, as basketball is way more popular than people that drive little fucking kiddie cars what's the difference between I would say Mario Kart is way more popular than your fucking your cool European. That's not fair you're gonna include the Japanese in this. Let me ask you a question the Japanese are included in F1 too so they got their hands in both pots. That's not wrong. Let me ask you a serious question. They drink they drink milk after they win in F1? What kind of dog shit is that that's NASCAR you fucking idiot also stupid that's be very clear about something they drink milk that I don't get the last thing I want to do after being in a 200 degree car that's not

true is drink milk cold milk is good it is delicious I don't mind did I tell you that my dad when he told me like in high school at football practice or like football camp They had a big thing of water and a big thing of milk Yeah, cuz big milk was fucking pushing this a strong bones. Yeah pushing this agenda that like you're gonna you're gonna You will be a superhero if you drink milk every day and now listen Dude, my dad told me the story of this cold milk, like he was so horny. He was like, I'll be honest with you. The milk was so cold.

Let me be very clear and straight up with you. An ice cold glass of whole milk, it is an itch that you never knew you had to scratch and it is unlike anything else. Have you ever had milk and like, for some reason it got a little too cold. So there's some shards. Dangerous. I kind of like it though. Have you ever had milk and like, for some reason it got a little too cold? So there's some shards? Dangerous.

I kinda like it though. Do you? Yeah, cause it gives it some texture. You know what, so we make like ice pops for the girls, for the kids. Not with milk. Well, we'll put, they're just smoothies. Oh, I thought you were making

milk ice pops. No, no, no, but we'll put yogurt and like almond milk in it and yogurt when it freezes gets the gets the glass You know what I'm saying? Yeah, so it's like a little glassy. I like that. I thought you were making milk pops here kids I was gonna literally call child protection service. No, it can milk milk pops for the kids. I promise you I'll call myself You know what in first? Oh? What are you about to say? No, but yeah, dude, a cold. We, I like milk.

I can't have it that much. I think we've come around and like, you know. Yeah, we know it's exploding. It's not good on the works. Goes in smooth, comes out rough. For some, yeah. Like, I can have it, but like, shouldn't. It's also very high in fat.

Didn't your demented grandma drink enough milk to just beat lactose and tolerance She like reversed like I gave up on her her lactose intolerance was like all right, okay? You got me dude. You call my bluff here. Yeah, she won the war bro. She would eat Like she probably ate more woman eating she would eat food bro You could have sauteed dog shit on it and I put it on a shingle And it would have been the greatest thing there, but did she eat food or she ate like what kind of a question is that? But like I did she eat food did she had like

I didn't know if she was eating food or if she was eating like some sort of like puree if shit You know toward the end I wasn't around enough to be able to confidently tell you what her dietary needs consisted of right I will Recall though when she was home, she ate anything and it was the greatest meal she ever had because, right, yeah. I think she did. That's actually not bad.

That might be a little, that might be nice. Like a check mark. Yeah, like a, like, if we're looking on the bright side of dementia. Like the first time you had pizza. Yes. It's like,

you ever say to yourself, like, if I could see a movie again for the first time you had pizza, it's like that's better. You ever say to yourself like if I could see a movie again for the first time Oh, like well, this just happened. It's actually perfectly segues into something. I don't know if that's like offensive But like we're trying to see a silver lining. It's like optimism. Listen Who are you optimism? Who are you? I don't know But I started watching Love Is Blind. Oh boy. And there's like 50, I mean, I think there's like five seasons or something.

And my sister just said it to me yesterday. She was like, I'm jealous that you haven't seen all those seasons. Yeah, so imagine if you were demented, every single episode would be brand new. Exactly. It would be hard to follow along. A little bit, I can imagine.

But imagine the first time you've ever had like you were saying like a like a pizza or burger yeah and then like the next day you have a lot of burger bad right now bro so bad I want a wet burger I you like dry burgers or wet burgers kind of a questions that I want this thing to come in my mouth Yeah. What a wild thing to say. What an insane thing to say. But I know what you mean because I want a burger that's like the cheese is so melted

and I want to squeeze in it's like, it's like disgusting. It's like a swamp of like cheese and like wet. What is that? You ever immediately do something and immediately regret it? Yeah. That's fine. Well, obviously that's going to be a clip. You know what I'm saying god damn it But I love a good wet burger

I'm just saying like a fat juicy burger like when like when they do that when a boy ramsey cuts into it and Squeezes and there's just like piss. I love when it pisses on me. Oh, yes. I love burger piss. Yeah, I love that too That that I'm all for that I will dip fries and burger piss like when the when the burger like pisses a little bit on the other like oh Well, that's why you when you eat it trick on top on top of fries. So it pisses on the burgers Yeah, no, no, this is on the fries. That's what I mean. It pisses it gives a golden shower to the fries I like that. That's a good idea. I'm telling you I got eat your burgers over your fries

because the burger piss will make some more flavors in the fries. I really wish we could undo that whole thing. That whole thing. But that is a good way to eat burgers though. I love those. It's just like a sloppy wet, just like Jack chatter. You know, honestly, honestly, I'm gonna,

American cheese on a burger. Because it doesn't separate the way other cheeses do. Because American cheese, three, two, one, plastic. Isn't cheese, yeah, not real. Right. Inedible, but we do. And like, the way that it melts on a burger. She's...

Immediately. Three, two, one. Three, two, one. That made me laugh. Immediately regret it 3 2 1 it's plastic you know

I haven't had American cheese in a long time me neither but it's time though it's time it's time for some it's time to go it's time to go we might have to get some burger there's a spot in Tom's River called Burger 25 and these burgers are like

just fallen over each other like themselves like they're just so wet fat messes And just fucking gross dude one time I went to a place Not joking went to go visit my demented grandmother And we went to Russia bringing the world together So I don't actually know if she had Alzheimer's which I did apparently different, but you know same umbrella to me Not trying to I don't actually know if she had Alzheimer's, which I, apparently different, but you know, same umbrella to me.

Not trying to defend anything. I'm sorry, I'm just stupid. But I went and visited it. Afterwards, we went to this like strip mall and they had a burger place there that I had never heard of before. And we went and dude, this was the best burger I've ever had. It was like a, it wasn't a smash burger,

but they like smashed it. And then when I've ever had it was like they it was like a sm- It wasn't a smash burger, but they like smashed it and then when I ate it it was so flat, but it was Like eating a fucking coconut really it was just way those water everywhere You do understand the edible part of coconut is not wet Honestly, I'm gonna I'm gonna give you some wet to bite into celery Yeah, but I'm talking like just like a fucking whore of a peach. Oh yeah. Just like a summer, or like a fucking watermelon.

Like you bite into it. Yes. Dude, dude, you can drown in a watermelon. Yes, you can. You absolutely can. But just like a filthy, slopping, wet burger. Honestly, might be the move tonight. Might be the move.

You know what's so funny? I will starve myself until dinner to have one. I can't tell you how many times we talk about food and then immediately on the way home, I call Becca and I'm like, you defrosted something for dinner? Put it back. Put it back in the freezer, dude. Bro, last week I got home, the kids,

like my in-laws came over and brought the kids McDonald's. Becca had already eaten, so she's like, you just, you know, like you eat something at the house or just kind of like figure out like what you want. I was like, oh, okay. I'll figure it out. Double meat Taco Bell, baby. Had to get it done.

What was it? What was it? A Supreme, what was it? I mean, I'm a very, listen. I'm pretty consistent with my Taco Bell orders. Cheesy Gordita Crunch, no spicy ranch. Why? Cause I don't like the spicy ranch. Joey, don't ask why. I just don't like it. I thought there was gonna be more, cuz I don't like the spicy ranch Joey why don't ask why I just don't like it there's gonna be more about it Oh, and then a Crunchwrap Supreme meal with just the spiciest fucking

Sierra miss or starry whatever it's called now spicy Like you know well like soda has bitey bite bite bite bite about like it fucking smacks you in the throat Yeah, yeah, and then pop rocks. Yes, and then Soda has bitey bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite Killed it. Yeah, I fucking murdered three items. Hell yeah. Yeah. Yeah nice murdered it Yeah, I usually do cheesy gordita crunch. Yep, and then I oh, no actually that's a lie I do crunch wrap supreme and then I do a chicken case Someone recently tweeted us because we've been talking about Taco Bell a lot lately not we you You have this out there They said they they use the same amount of meat no matter what you get

So if you get a regular taco or you get a Crunchwrap Supreme, it's the same amount of meat So you have to double meat on the Crunchwrap Supreme, right? That's what I did. Yeah, but I'll probably double listen a Five guys burger where it's just like fucking yelling at me from inside that foil wrapping Yeah, and it's just like ready to just like just beating and battered just like yes absolutely. I love it. I Want to go to five guys right now You're okay Pop tarts and Taco Bell are neck and neck right. Yeah, they're really really fine. Yes Everyone loves an underdog and we have some other brands that are kind of working their way through the ranks and you know

It's all news to me by the way Five guys. Oh How fun listen marketing opportunity five plus two guys then you'll have seven guys men Yeah, it'll be seven guys get us behind there make a burger Mm-hmm, and it'll be basement boy burgers seven guy burgers Yeah, if you why make our burgers because guess what else they have there fries hot dogs Nathan's you might be able to over overstep Nathan's in the great brand basement yard battle of the brand. Yeah

Just a just a thought it is just a thought we will eat a burger every single episode if you want us to I Will have that checkered cup right here. Yeah, and it just like hold on Have you ever seen videos of people with like, you know raisin cane? I've never even seen one but I heard of like raisin canes and buckies and stuff like that bro. I've seen people that get a like like a large diet coke cup and it's filled with sauce and like a large diet Coke cup and it's filled with sauce. And then they take chicken tenders and they slam it in this sauce and it gets all over the fingers and they eat the whole thing dripping with this sauce.

All right, my first reaction is like, are we as a country that this is allowed? We're dying very quickly. My second thought is let me shrink myself down to a microscopic size and jump into the cup and Get it all over me and then eat myself. Yes. I'm with you That's my second thought and that one is just a permanent one. I'm a big dipper loved I can't eat dry food

Wet food wet when I'm like a cat. I need wet food exact I swear to God yet if you give me like people that eat dry cereal I'm pretty sure they have human remains literally like this yeah literally like this he's wide like that 1960s Batman style just like this and a little of that and then the pow bing bazoom is gonna like you're right after he hits you stupid I want a wet dip or like fries that you're also raw talking Also, like dips are the way to bring the world together We are so divided as a nation and as a planet under God indivisible with liberty and justice for all

You know what brings us the glue that is gonna bring us together and hold us together dips Which ones which ones all dips salsa dips salsa's what salsa's salsa's like like like sauces you know what I'm saying we got sauces sauces and sauces yeah those are two different words and you can't pronounce them differently but you know what I'm saying. Go ahead. Green, red, corn, green, red, corn. Green, red, corn. Salsas.

What's corn? Corn salsa. You never had corn salsa? Oh, corn. Yeah, I can't hear you. I'm thinking corn salsa. And then the other side. The other side.

Yeah. Salsas. Like, barbecue, ketchup. Uh, uh, uh, blue ranch. Oh, blue cheese. You know, for you fucking freaks like Honey Mustard, oof, name something honestly that you can't dip into everything. Hot dog, watch this, into fucking salsa, it will go probably delicious.

I would love to put your poli male on a hot dog, and then just ruin it. I'm telling you right now I will you're gonna do it. Yeah, and you're gonna love every second of it Yeah speaker. Yeah, I'll tell you this right now. It's done. I wish we could just put it into practice how hysterical would it be if we made one of our like Basement yard experience live shows just a motivational like, like one of those like pyramid scheme ones, where it's just like, who here loves Chipotle Mayo? Who here loves fucking hot dogs? Put them together! Just like making an entire like, we're like Tony Robbins

up there. Oh man, I want a hot dog now. You know what's crazy? I've wanted every single food we've named love is blind Now we're here. How now we've just dipped a hot dog in Chipotle mayo, so a French dip hot dog Wow hmm how how just just pour it on just the jus Sauce Just the jus? Sauce. He said that. I don't know what you're talking about. It's not the time for that.

It's what it's called. Oh yeah, the dip. The jus. As long as you give it a little French in the beginning there, it's okay. But, yeah. Dips can bring the world together. Yeah spinach artichoke good crab Crab crab like lobster like cream cheese like any dip crab is gonna get me going, you know, and then just classics

catch up Yeah It's a big sauce world out there folks and we're all on the board for that to be honest. So love is blind, you like it? Yeah love is blind. I watched it the other day and then I got addicted to it because I just love sitting in my bed and talking shit about people and that's how I watch the show. That's what reality TV has become is like in our normal life where we're just like,

I'm not being judgmental. No, no judgment. But now you're in your bed. You have a place to be judgmental. You're in your bed, you're laying down, is you're in your bed You're laying down is right before and you audibly go you fucking idiot. Yeah, it's great I don't watch it Becca watches it But every now and then she'll throw excuse me throw it on while I'm lying in bed with her and I'm just looking at it I'm just like it's brutal. It's a brutal like concept. It's like obviously this is not going to work out like who thought this

was gonna work out like what a like It's like, obviously this is not going to work out. Like who thought this was gonna work out? Like what a, like, the producers deserve a fucking round of applause. They do. Like you have saved humanity. Like, come on. I get the idea of like connection

without seeing each other. Sure, but if you look at the person and they look like your dad's asshole, you're not gonna be attracted. You're not gonna be able to see past it, guys. Sexuality and attraction is a big part of connection. Wow, there he goes, folks. I'm not, like, listen, every ass has a seat.

I full-on believe that. What is, you've never heard that saying? Every ass has a seat? My dad loves that saying. Your dad loves that saying? What is that? Oh, like a face? No. Or a date. Just like every person has, like every dog is their day every person is their person every

ass has a seat. Oh I was okay never mind my head was completely in the clouds there. He was taking a sit down faces. I was thinking I've sit on faces or penises I don't know. I just I love how like we're just like the worst part of that show is the music. Yeah I do I made a comment I was, because I went to my mom's house yesterday with my mom, my sister, and we were watching the fucking, the last episode or some shit. And I was like, and we're all drinking white wine. Being a bitch.

I'm being a fucking bitch. Just sitting there, white line. My niece was up too. White wine almost guaranteed your legs are crossed. I was sitting on the floor. Chris cross applesauce? I was not Chris cross applesauce. I almost said it.

But I was sideways like. Like, yeah. Like with a white, just, and you're not a white wine guy. You're normally reds and oranges. Yeah, white. It'll just like burn a whole three of basically. It's I yeah I'm not I mean they have dry whites but yeah yeah but I forgot why I brought that up just sitting there watching love is

blind yeah I was just watching you know just the girls hanging out being girls I love that and yeah no it's interesting to watch the whole thing and just watch it all kind of like collapse like you're looking forward to it all not work I just I don't I don't understand there's actually a couple on the show where it's like they seem to be working out and It seems to be like going well for them, and you're like oh they'll probably and I'm like whenever they come on the screen I'm like I'm gonna go piss You don't want you don't want to see low. I want to see this you want to see a train wreck I want to see disaster you want to see people see I want to see a train wreck. I want to see disaster. You want to see people see

Would you honestly? Be real for fucking three seconds of your life. Okay If you were on that show, nope Okay, what was the question? I was gonna say I was on the show I was gonna ask if you would care about like world peace and stuff like that But all right, you said no already So what was the question the question, if you were on that show and you had established a connection with someone talking through a wall,

and then you saw them and they just, I couldn't, you couldn't fake it, right? Like, I would, because, because, but what that is to me is like, you're, that's just friendship. Like you can establish- No, but there's a level of connection that you speak not in five days No, no, no, you can't I'm sorry like not seeing someone you talk to a friend

differently from you talk to a fucking potential romantic but we're talking about a person that you've known for less than a week Basically, but the intent the intent is there, but who cares? You've known for less than a week basically, but the intent the intent is there, but who cares? They do Joey. They care. They're nuts. They're all nuts! For thinking this would go that way. If you see someone through a wall, and this is how apparently this is happens when people tell me You're talking to someone through a wall and you're hitting it off, and it's really good whatever That to me is just a friend. If you're not attracted to them at all in any sort of way, that's just a friend. We have friends. But then you need to pivot. But then you need to pivot from the way you have been conversating with this person. Well, that's the other thing. That's what I'm saying, Joey.

What I'm not gonna tell you. Is you're not talking to someone with the intent of being friends with them. You're talking to someone with the intent of your fucking uglies and their uglies becoming big old, big old this. Garcrash, yeah. Yeah, I understand. You know what I'm saying? So you're not going in with the idea of I'm gonna be friends with this person. Maybe afterward you could say, listen, all honesty, our connection, although I felt something like it's just, it's just we gotta pivot. I don't have the fizz.

We gotta pivot this way. Right, because I don't have the fizz. fizzy. Yeah, you know and that's important Otherwise, you're just like what are we doing? It is and listen, I think it is that and that can happen I'm not saying that I'm fucking over walking out here Chris Hemsworth. I could walk out. They'd be like I'm good It's all of that I could definitely have someone walks out and sees you and doesn't go like kaching I could definitely have someone walks out and sees you and doesn't go like kaching Kachin not for money, but also I guess but like but like they see you like if they walk out and see you They're gonna be like yes I'm gonna make this work as best as I can they walk out and they see fucking don't even point at yourself you stupid

Just say all right all right if I'm not using me for a sec because because I am, according to Becca, the greatest looking man on the planet. Right. And I agree. What? You may have been the same face as you. No, no, no, no, no. I, no, I'm gonna wash over it. Wash, that's-

I'm gonna step over it for the sake- Glaze over it. Whatever, I'm glazing for the sake of this conversation. But like, let's say they walk out and they look like hypothetically now I gotta offend someone like just said not a good just ugly mohawk he's not real right yeah okay it looks like if there's like oh my god, huh? Back with a high tooth over there and there yeah Just like You can tell me yeah, I'd be like chill

I'd be like I'm putting less effort into this just because of the attraction right a big part of love is Physicality also the way that you first meet somebody I think is like that dictates how you are going to talk to them. Exactly, yes correct. Or like obviously the setting and other stuff too but like let's not pretend here. What if the next season of Love is Blind is actually blind people? Keith thought that. He was like wait how do they like but they say like, you cannot reveal. But then they go and they meet everyone, but then they do the face touch.

And they're, and the, wait. I guess, well, I have no understanding of how that works. There's different levels of blindness, obviously. Okay, I'm talking full darkness. I'm talking full blind. Okay, I'm talking just like, you know what I talking just like yeah, yeah, yeah You know what I mean? Yeah midnight not no like three a.m. You're driving home a point that you don't need to drive home Out in the woods kind of darkness, right? And there's moonlight, but if they if they do

The hand thing right of someone's face. Do you think if they were an artist they could draw it like if they I am I can almost guarantee there are people talented enough to do that Well, I know that's what I'm saying like what if they can't imagine being so good with your hands that you can actually like Put a mental image to that. Yeah, I mean I I I can't do anything I don't know many if any people that are blind, so I'm sure there are people like that I didn't know one kid that was going blind How he was on his way. Yeah, he had some like a I

Don't know if it's a disease or condition or you know, whatever it was just slowing. It was literally Every day his eyesight was getting worse until the inevitability of him becoming fully blind, which is really sad glasses contacts You know, I'm not enough. He didn't he didn't wear glasses but like I don't know you know I didn't know like the level of like how bad it was like I wasn't like sitting there and going like you know like I wasn't like testing how many now I wasn't testing his vision you know yeah that's fucked but uh yeah I can't I'm a weird I did just watch like a full reality TV season of something and it was little brawlers It was the micro wrestling show. Yeah, it was Good nice. I liked it. Are they exploiting them?

That's the thing that is so tough. It's reality TV. So it is exploiting people it is like It is such in my opinion a double-edged sword because yes yes, I do, like, jokes aside, full-on believe there should be content showing off different people of the world, people on the spectrum, people that are, you know, little people, the blind, the blind, yes, honestly, people, whatever. But in my head, the cynic in me sees it as like, they're making a profit off of this.

So like, it is exploitation in a way. You know, like, I know like a lot of people love the show, love on the spectrum. Personally, I've not watched it. Not because I'm avoiding it, I just haven't gotten the chance. But like- Not an ally.

Well, I am an ally, bitch. But like, is it more good that we're getting exposure to seeing people on the spectrum living and like navigating the world of dating and friendship and romance? Yes, but also, have we become such a fucking aurora, aurora boris, aurora boris, whatever it is,

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Wait, not big balls of fire. Great balls of fire. Great balls of fire. The balls are great, Joey. Good and disgraced, big fat balls of fire. No, no, no, no, no, no. I told you I wanted to tell you a story before we started recording about parenthood

and me just being just like an emotional, soppy wet mess. We were talking about wet. This is the episode of wet. Yeah, emotional soppy wet mess. We were talking about wet There's the episode of wet. Yeah, it's a wet episode Soaking wet speaking of wet. Oh my god. People just walked in Keith just walked in those someone else. Oh, Greg Keith and Greg. I saw I saw a medi walk areas. There he is There he goes, but I became a fucking mess the other day. We're trying to wean Ruby off of the pacifier Wean. Oh because it's like heroin came a fucking mess the other day. We're trying to wean Ruby off of the pacifier. Wean, oh, because it's like heroin.

It is like drugs to these kids. Like kids love sucking on shit. Nipples. Okay. And like pacifiers. Good recovery, honestly. That's what I was talking about. I hope so.

But to wean her, because she loves her passifier. She calls it her okey. And to wean her off, they say like, cut them. Because if you cut the sucky part, then it's uncomfortable for them, so they don't like it. Bro, so we kept trying. We tell her put okey to sleep,

so she doesn't have it during the day. Okey is the passifier. Okey's passifier. Why is it okey? I think it was because when she was when she was like like tough we'd be like, okay, okay, okay? And we'd give her the pacifier for like soothing. Oh, so on her head. She was like oaky. Oh, okay. It's genius. So am I and We were so she was like no, I don't want to know I don't want us So we were like Ruby if you if you don't put Okie to sleep It's gonna break Oh

That's a genius move by you Make it her fault Nice if you keep using that you're gonna break it So so and I swear to God so she wasn't doing it so Becca's like you have to cut a little bit So I'm like alright, so I cut it we cut it whoever and I give it to her and she literally bro she puts it in her mouth and she's like she looked at me like she knows you I almost would rather her cry but like the heartbreak in this girl's

face she was just destroyed in that moment. I looked at Becca and I go, I can't do this. She knew you did it. Ro, I started like getting choked up because like I just ruined this girl's, like the most important thing in her life, not her parents. It's her fucking okey.

It's her okey. And then I'm like, I can't, and Becca looks at me, she's like, I'm like, I can't do this. And she's like, all right, so then I heard another thing where I was just like, okay, we need to tell her that like, if you wrap it in plastic and plant it in like a pot with dirt, water it, the Oki Fairy comes,

and in the morning, it sprouts into a lollipop That's an awesome idea, too. Yeah Bro, you're right all this down. I eventually I'm gonna need these. I mean it's on the internet along with other stuff I've said too, so it's there forever. Well that stuff we can ignore She's sitting there doing this and I start her she's like bye-bye okey. Oh my god. You made her plant her death This isn't this is like death You broke it now you plan to shoot Sure to kill it

Digging her own grave. Yeah, I think it puts her back into it. I didn't even think like that I didn't even think like that so she's planting it and there's like this Elmo thing that we had her watch where it's like him saying goodbye to the pacifier and it's like a song It's like bye bye Pasi Pasi bye bye, and I'm like and she's going bye bye, okay, bro. I start ball No, I could I start hysterically crying because it's like it's just like she thought she did something She she is so and like I'm like this is like a growing up moment too. Bro, I start crying and Becca puts her arm on me and like, it's like, it's all right,

but don't let her see you cry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because then she's like, then in her head it's like, cause she's not crying at any point in this. She's kind of like excited for the lollipop thing. And bro, I'm bawling like a child. Yeah. Like basically wailing.

Yeah. I calm down finally, cause we. Like basically wailing. Yeah. I calm down finally, because we get her excited about it. And then we get her in bed, I'm put in Miles to sleep. I'm doing like a science workbook with Miles before he goes to sleep. Becca's in Ruby's bed with her.

Science before sleep, Jesus. Listen man, we're getting this. No breaks, okay? We're not paying for college. It's so study now. Becca's singing're not paying for college. So study now. Becca's singing to Ruby or reading her a book or whatever. And I, you know, they're 10 feet, not even eight feet away so I can hear them.

And out of nowhere, out of nowhere, Ruby goes, I'm sorry I broke Oki. Oh. I, you, I, devil. I, you, devil. I told Becca, we put him to sleep. I got him in bed and I was like, I can't talk about this.

I like, this is so heartbreaking to me. But like, she's okay. Don't get me wrong. She's okay now, but like, she got her lollipops. She got her lollipop. She woke up and boom, two lollipops right there. We planted two oaks.

But like, it was so hard for me. I saved them. They're mine now. We saved the oaks. But like, it was so hard for me. I saved them. They're mine now. You saved the oaks? We saved the oaks because I can't. I mean, of course. I can't get rid of those. You know what sucks to think about right now?

You're gonna have to do it again. You're gonna have to do that again. No, Maeve, honestly, she doesn't really like the pacifier. Like, she just doesn't care for it as much. But like, possible we might, but like, we're thinking now, like, just stop Maeve on the pacifier Yeah, yeah, because she likes other things climbing dirt

staying awake Being a general nuisance Bro it fucking like like I couldn't explain to you like in that moment I know this is so ridiculous, but I felt like I ruined her life in that moment. And it destroyed me for a couple hours. You didn't ruin her life. She thinks she ruined her own life. Which is so much worse, right?

Yeah, you created it. Am I a bad parent? No, you're just, it's like creative. But what you did was you made it like you're gonna win. Gas lit her you did But it works like a job. Oh, no, it works like an oaky parenting is mostly gas lighting if we're being honest 100,000 percent like there are parents out there that are just like this is this is absolutely You'll fucking get it one day. Yeah, dude. Oh. Oh, God, so good. You'll fucking see. It's like, if you keep using it, that's fine.

It's gonna break. Bro! I'm like, oh, you're not gonna brush your teeth? No problem. Your teeth will literally fall out of your mouth. Yeah. That's another one we did to her. Don't stand near the TV. Your eyes will cross. Well, no, that one could probably fuck up your eyes to have a fucking LED light. Your eyes aren't gonna cross.

I mean, well, the other one was like, don't make funny faces. Your face will get stuck that way. Doesn't happen. Doesn't. Unless. I don't even know what unless. Unless you're Quasimodo. Well, maybe that's what happened to him.

Probably not. He was like making fun of another hunchback. Did he ever get to the origin of what happened to that guy? I think he was just a bad set of cards. Just dealt a bad hand? Did we ever look into his parents? Were they cousins? Yeah.

Or like first siblings? Yeah, you know, like were they? Maybe second, oh yeah, you can't actually, never mind. The steps, I guess. Step, step, step. But like, still. Yeah, there was a lot going on there. Nah, but I made it through.

I was, I'm okay. That is tough, that is tough one. You'll see it, bro. I'm just like an emotional wreck lately. I mean, I'm a full bitch. And like, that's well documented. Well, don't say bitch, because that insinuates that feeling these emotions puts you at a lesser

than value than other people. We're good, upstanding men that are in touch with our emotions. I'm cool with being a bitch though. All right. Well, I'm taking the word bitch back. Oh, yeah, I'm saying like. It was never for you.

Yeah, I'm a bitch. Never for you, by the way. Yeah, no, yeah, no, I mean, it's kind of classic white man here. Just be like, you know what, give me this. No, I mean, this is mine now. It's not just for women. You can call it dude a bitch. Yeah, but like you're saying he's a woman. Yeah, exactly. It's really derogatory for women. Yeah, you know, bitch. Yeah, that's kind of like also what's with the female dog thing? What is that? Why do you remember? Female dogs bitches. I've never heard anyone say that bro. You know how hype I would get if someone was just like this is my dog

You know, but this is my dogs, you know Give me like a Jesse a gender neutral name. It's like oh boy or girl. It's like full-on bitch. Yeah I'd be so hype bitch. I'd be really really hype. Yeah, I don't know. That's a weird thing. I've never even like heard anyone talk like that. You know how like uh like the original terminology for gay just meant like joyful and happy and stuff like that? Yeah. And like how there's all these like songs from like the 40s and 50s where they're just like you know like uh we're merry and gay. Yeah, yeah. Like do you think there's any media where people were just using bitches just female dogs? I don't think so. That's the thing. I don't think that. Merry and gay. Like do you think there's any media where people were just using bitches as female

dogs? I don't think so. That's the thing. I don't think that. Mary and gay. I was listening to- Being gay is probably less gay than being married. You know what I mean? Like when someone's married it's like okay. Like you're too excited. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, I think of like an old milkmaid when I hear that I do too. Yeah, like yeah like fucking like in like a Be merry like like with a like a legit feather duster Yes, you know a petticoat on or something like that, which I don't even really know what that is to be on petticoat Yeah, you know what a petticoat is? It's like an undercoat. It's like an underdress, honestly. Oh, I didn't know that. It's like a dress you put on before you put your dress on.

Aren't those like braziers? Those are bras. But like, what are the ones that they would like tie in the back? Corsettes. Corsettes, that's right. Is that? I think maybe a petticoat would be like, it's like, for your legs.

Bro, do you ever see people, what happens to like women's organs when they fucking put those things on? Very scary shit. Wild. It's almost as if the standards of beauty for women are just insane and always have been. It's like, you know, back then it was like, you're very pretty, but we would like it if your waist was like that.

If it was just this big. We would like it. If we made your stomach look like a pencil. What kind of poops are you taking? if like you're squeezing all of your intestines? None because they're fucking blocked. That's why they're backing up. Yeah, they probably die from like sepsis. Poor women man. They also probably weren't eating because of these beauty standards and stuff too, you know? Also not allowed to eat because you were bad today. Yeah, exactly. What did you say? Where's my martini?

All right fucking no food for a week. Martini I was way back. I was thinking ale and wine. Oh You're talking like the 17 Hundys? Yeah, I'm talking. Yeah, I mean they had martinis back then no? No Okay, what have you seen like a like a picture of it? The old shaking nuts third What have you seen like a picture or a video? Y-old, y-old shaking mustard. Someone's got like an olive in their fucking tree. Yeah, it was like grog. What is- what the fuck is grog, by the way? Don't know what you're saying.

Grog and gruel? Gruel is like a- like a shit soup. It's like a soup made out of swamp water or something. Grog. Grog. What is grog? I think that's a word you made up. Oh, it's a cocktail. Grog? What is Grog? I think that's a word you made up. Oh, it's a cocktail.

Grog? Yeah. Like that's a drink? It would, so, ugh. Why did Pirate, so Grog here- Oh, Pirates? Is the Royal Navy's Grog recipe includes water, dark rum, lemon juice and cinnamon.

That doesn't sound that bad at all. Wait, that sounds like a... wait, what was it again? Water, dark rum, lemon juice and cinnamon. That's basically a hot toddy, except hot toddies have whiskey instead of rum. Whiskey, well, no, whiskey is tea. Hot toddy. Hot toddy is whiskey and tea. No, if you look it up, it's not. People put tea in hot toddies, but like it's not... How do you spell toddy. Hot toddy is whiskey and tea. No, if you look it up, it's not. Oh, people put tea in hot toddies, but like it's not... How do you spell toddy?

T-O-D-D-Y. Hot toddy cocktail. It'll say whiskey, lemon, there's honey in it. Hot whiskey in Ireland and occasionally cough syrup in the southern United States. That's what it says here. What fucking idiots we all are forever. Jesus Christ. To make a hot toddydy you'll need bourbon, honey, lemon, cinnamon stick, star anise, and oh wow,

I honestly thought it was just whiskey and tea. I thought it was tea also. Wow, that actually sounds pretty good. The only reason why I know that is cause I was gonna make one the other day cause Greg was coming over and he's like, I want a hot toddy. And I was like, I don't have star fucking, whatever the shit is.

Star anise? You can get it, it's not that. What is that? It's just like. It literally looks like a star. No, I know, but like what is it? It kind of has like a bit of a, like licorice taste. What is it like? Is it like, it's not that tasty. What is that? It literally looks like a star. No, I know, but what is it? It kind of has a bit of a licorice taste. But is it like?

It's like an herb. Like a spice, but you keep it in the shape of a star. Is that natural or are we? Yeah, that's how it comes. Really? Yeah. So I walk around in nature and I'll see a star. Well, a niece is, I think, a separate plant,

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which is criminal. Yeah, so let me pull it up here, babe, and get rid of the whole, by the way, pirates were drinking grog. They were the ones that invented it, so I was right, it is an old thing. Good for them pirates, man. Yeah, pirates, pirates.

So yes, the CEO of Kellogg, Gary Pilnik, I believe this is his name. What a name, dude. Multi-millionaire, chief executive officer of the U.S. Food Processing Giant. Kellogg's has drawn scorn from some quarters after recently suggesting that families with strained finances could cope by eating cereal for dinner. You shouldn't do that. The cereal category has always been quite affordable and it tends to be a great destination when consumers are under pressure.

If you think about the cost of cereal for a family versus what they might otherwise do, that's going to be much more affordable. First of all, cereal is not that fucking affordable. Yeah, the boxes of cereal are like fucking $12. They've gone up like 20% in the last like five years or some shit. Dude, you go to the store, you see a box of fucking, and also family size. What family of mouse mice? Yeah.

Like, what are you talking about? When you're, when you're, when you're, we grew up as children of the 90s. Do you understand the cereals that we had? If there is a box of family size frosted flakes? It better be the size of the aisle. Three bowls, babe. That's all it's better be the size of the aisle three bowls, babe That's all it's lasting with me. Yeah, if that it just not not that much, but also like How tone depth do you need to be to just be like times are tough?

Eat my stuff. Yeah, not like we're gonna make it more affordable. Just like here's a bowl of red dye number 40 Yeah, why would you fit the goes the Kellogg's bar so I'm just yeah Kellogg's ain't gonna want it it's totally fine but like post is still on the table post is still there's a possibility with is that different yeah post is different Kellogg's first post Kellogg's got some stuff though they got I got I got him I got him if you want to know that he has a suggestion of which ones to eat no no no but I got I could do Kellogg's right Kellogg's though like bro come. I mean the sugar content in here It's all added sugar and like Frank said red dye number whatever the fuck it is

They also got like the square ones too like they have corn flakes Why are you better off eating your own shoes at that point? You probably Maybe are I'm just gonna be eating a shoe that I'll stand the machine personally I will stand by raisin bran as as I do enjoy Raisin' Brand, but, ugh, no one's, if I'm going to the cereal aisle and you're saying pick five, not gonna be, yeah, no. Not in my top five.

Not in my top five, but so I wanted to draw this up because besides the fact that it is just an asinine thing to say. It is. You know, just like, hey, maybe major corporations should stop using the, you stop using inflation when they're actually controlling the prices of things. Maybe that's something that we could do.

But nonetheless, here are what I would say are the top seven heavy hitters for Kellogg's. And you tell me if- It's a yes for all of them. Go ahead. Okay. Raisin' Bran. Disgusting. Okay, see, then maybe you should have fucking waited until I spoke. That's not up there.

Tell me if these are up there for- no, these are the top seven. Raisin' Bran. Fruit Loops. Slapping them. Apple Jacks. Burying them in the sand. A lot of- not enough respect for Apple Jacks. Yeah.

Corn Pops. A lot of not enough respect for apples jacks. Yeah corn pops. I Like them and and like they're okay though. Oh, you love them love cornies. I Remember when they used to come in like a corny remember when they came in like that like silver bag Like remember they still do now. They do not really come in clear bags now like silver radioactive bag still do now they do not really come in clear bags now like silver radioactive bag yeah what was what the hell was that yeah what the hell was even that what the hell is even that frosted flakes yo a very heavy hitter very heavy frosted mini-weets hit or miss I like them box by box you have to judge because you get certain boxes that are fucking frosted babe dude sometimes I would pour it in and there'd be two stuck together like one log

And I'm like and they're just like and it's just like a fucking Mount Everest Snowstorm rice krispies Very good, but but Better as a treat than a cereal Definitely No, I'm saying No, I'm saying. No, I'm saying. But now we got Post. Listen to these heavy hitters.

Oh, we're doing a rivalry here. Yeah, yeah. Why is it as well, right? It's fun. God, you're like an addict, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to just name some Posts for you, okay? Honeycombs.

Huge. Yeah. Huge. One of the, honestly, one of the better milks. Golden grams, wild. Don't, I don't care. I like golden grams. Don't care.

You don't like golden grams? Don't care for him. Really? Don't care. I like golden grams and I like, what's the other shit, golden smacks. Or smacks, what is it called? Honey smacks.

Honey smacks. Honey smacks, yeah. You've talking about liking this for some reason. Don't understand, cookie crisp. Good syrup, what? Definitely not. I mean, not a cereal, but definitely like a good tasting thing.

Fruity and cocoa pebbles. Bananas, two of, in my top five probably. Honestly, yeah. Honey, I already said honeycomb. Yep. CTC. I mean, that's a goat right there That's that that I'm in toast crunch is the goat

I would say so and then there's other ones in there lucky charms cap and crunch You know whatever lucky charms is fucking ass any of those you would have for dinner. Oh Have you had cereal for dinner? Yeah? Yeah me too, but but like as an yeah, but not like as a bunch Titans are tough like hey, maybe just like... Lower prices on like food to... And like stop monopolizing the fact that like people need to feed their families. Yeah, there's definitely more like...

Healthier and probably affordable ways to feed your family And not a fucking $14 box of your bullshit cereal. Dude! Costco? It's like $5 for a rotisserie chicken. That's a way better deal. Yeah. I mean, yes, you need a Costco membership, which, sure.

What is with Costco with Costco? Don't you dare talk shit about Costco. I like Costco, but what are we doing? This isn't a speakeasy. Let us come in. Costco, let us in. Why do we need to have a fucking member you know what I'm all about it now if these wholesale places start putting just like a fucking

like riveted metal door on the front with a sliding thing where you go try to pass the past it's like an old German man post merge yeah like why are we doing this I I I agree oh my fucking optometrist is in a Costco what so I can't go wait wait wait your eye doctor is in a Costco Well, that's where I would get my contacts so unbelievably stupid of you they wholesale It's cheap very stupid of you. It's not stupid. I mean I could go other places, but that's the place I was going to you have premium insurance Joey just go literally Anywhere else well, I'm saying they sell it wholesale. You're you're really money been tight Joey

It's a it's a financially smart decision to buy things that are on wholesale anyway But I have to can't call my mommy up and be like mommy Mommy, let's go that's because she's got all your mom loves that though Don't don't change because your mom is gonna be very upset because she'll lift miss on her Costco dates with her Diadoodle dump it his pants I Hate that shit though. They have a bouncer bro, they have a bouncer. And it's always like just like the smallest frailest old man possible. Yeah, like I could knock this woman out and just walk in here and buy five bags of fucking cereal

for two bucks. I said man, you said woman, just want to put that out there. Every time I've went, it's a woman. Oh, okay. Um, yeah. Or they have a 97 year old Can I ask a question here? We go when you're walking out of fucking Costco There's a 97 year old man that looks at your receipt and like then looks at your cart like what are you taking roll call? Like how would you know? I like 400 items here, but spit by the way I just but but but they're looking for big ticket items because they can they can manage to lose certain you know like they don't give a fuck if you run out with a box of cereal but if you're

hiding like fucking like TVs and Chromebooks and stuff underneath that I understand and then it gives you that mark and I'm like it is a wild it is a wild cost like all these wholesale cost Costco BJ's Sam's Club just insane crazy place just absolutely insane. I will say this though like them. I like I love them I love them. Yeah, especially BJ's because they have the wholesale size of alveida mac and cheese Velveeta's unbelievable. It's the pinnacle of mac and cheese that is gonna kill you. Yeah, and then they have wholesale bushes baked beans How many fucking beans you need like beans beans come in like cans like which is fine What are you getting? Are you getting like the full can? No, no, no, it's like a box of like 12 cans

Like you would buy like soda. Yeah Beans bro big but you put all the beans eat them beans bro eat them beans eat beans just like beans Do you open and eat out of the hand big beans? I'm not what am I a prospector? Yeah? Fucking during the summer. I don't know dude. You fucking eat things weird some stuff fair I'll give you that one, but don't disrespect me by I would though I would I would I would a hundred percent crack open like it's kind of on my bucket list Just like crack open like a thing of beans just with like a metal spoon. That's not even a spoon, you know Yeah, I was gonna say wood. It's like made of wood. Yeah, I'll do that

I would only do it in the forest just like a scoopable bark, you know Just like a piece of bark like I would do that a hundred percent but in the woods in the woods I want a hot dog over an open flame fire, so bad. So bad. Back to hot dog talk. Welcome back. And a can of beans. And a can of beans. And dip the hot dog in the beans?

Yes. Now we're getting insane. No. Probably not. Okay. What is beans? Like in with the beans? What's the, what's the...

Oh, it's like, it's like pork fat and and like like baked beans. You know not just like yeah It's like it's like pork fat also the shit that's in be like a bean Fucking can Pork fat and like syrup no no oh yeah, and like molasses maybe the brown ones Yeah, I know it's like pork fat and stuff like that Okay, but I'm saying they're very bad for you. Let's be very clear beans But like bushes baked beans. Yeah. Yeah, I as heartbreaking as it is bush. You might be out of this The baked beans not the president. You're still in I guess

You never know maybe he wants to sponsor the show George W. Bush You know he wants to put up some of his drawings behind us and shit you never know George Bush we threw Kellogg's under the fucking buzz but George Stay on his good side. You never know what these presidents. It's true. But, you know, yeah, not good for you, the beans. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's just like pork fat and spices. I have a, whoa, I've got a hair on my face. I would like to eat, I would like to, you know, we should be around a campfire at some point this year. I hope so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I hope so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I hope so. And then we just bring just raw baked bean like cans and like we have to find something to eat it with.

Yeah, yeah. That would be fun. Yeah. What are we doing? What are we doing? I guess you guys like this though, right? You guys, you tell us. I don't know sometimes

Romanticizing like foods you haven't had in a long time is like one of my favorite things bro Do you know what I did after one of the episodes last week? We talked so much about hot dogs, which is literally a weekly occurrence. I dug through my freezer found pigs in a blanket and Put and made them and ate a whole plate and put and made them and ate a whole plate basically by myself, but I opened up a fresh thing of Becca got like like garlic roasted garlic kraut I literally held it put crowd on it and ketchup and ate it like that. It's good. Holy peas Holy penis peas I said peas. Holy beans. It was very good. I don't like, I don't, I'm cool with peas, by the way.

I don't like peas. I like peas. Peas are cool. Peas are nice. Peas are fine. What do you hate? What do you hate? Monster.

No, no, no, like a vegetable or something. Not really not much. No? I don't know if I hate it. Overly cooked eggplant could shut the fuck up though. That's a good one. Because it's just like, you're doing too much. You're dancing around in my mouth.

Get out of there. I don't like when eggplant comes in big slices like this and it's like in a sandwich. Because I always drag it out. But also like, shut the fuck up eggplant. Cut it up. And just like, also just shut up. You're too big.

But like the skin on them, you can't like, so like I'll bite an eggplant, like grilled eggplant or something and I'll bite an eggplant like like grilled egg Planet or something and I'll take the whole thing because the skin is just like fucking holding down the fort. Yeah Yeah, shut up. I don't like eggplants either. That's a good call. I do like it. I like Musaka though You ever had what's up or like eggplant parm basically? Oh, yeah, that's good. What did you say? Musaka is like the Greek eggplant parm. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I've had I've had the eggplant parm That's good like people that are just like oh, I'm having an egg. That's the worst parm though

chicken chicken chicken chicken parm chicken parm then will parm Yeah, any parm and then eggplant parm, but you know, it's a you know, it's the best You know where eggplant rain supreme roll a teeny egg plant roll a teeny. Yeah, right? No, it's okay No eggplant roll a teeny is incredible pinwheels pepperoni pin of teeny. Yeah, it's all right. No, no, no. It's okay. No, eggplant roll of teeny is incredible. Pinwheels. Pepperoni pinwheels. Yeah. That's not what you're saying.

Now I'm just hungry. I am very hungry. Pinwheels. I'm just hungry. I am full transversic. I do like a pinwheel, a spinach and cheese pinwheels. Yeah, uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Or just the pepperoni pinwheels. How hungry are you right now? I could eat this desk. Starving. and I would need another desk full starving. Yeah I had the only thing I have in my car is you know, dry bottles of piss and no no no Yeah, dried mango and pistachios and apples piss Statios But let's go. We got dope. We're gonna do? Hey folks, thank you so much for hanging, banging and chilling with us.

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