The Basement Yard - #451 - Did You Know This?!

Episode Date: May 20, 2024

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Welcome back to the bas- BASEMEN YARD Welcome back to the Basemen Yard ha- No, no, no. I mean you immediately pulled out your bicep. Because it's fucking rad. Also just wearing that shirt and it's kind of like folded so it looks like a little cross-eyed. Which side is me? We look very similar.

I know, I know, I know. Your side is obviously the green-eyed one because you're a green-eyed girl. Yeah, I wish I had that skin tone. Yeah, you don't. Like a nice tan? Yeah, this gave us the same skin tone. Not, yeah. And like even during the winter months

when I'm a little more pale, you say fair, but I don't like that terminology. It seems... Dated. Your skin is fair, and yours is unfair. Unfair skin! It seems a little dated. It's not fair!

Even at my lightest, I'm not that. I'm not that. I get it. Pointing feels like, don't. I'm not that. I'm not that fucking disgusting mess. Your skin. What are you looking at? You're looking at me. Why are you looking at me? I'm not that. I'm not that fucking disgusting mess. Your skin. Yeah.

Not you. What are you looking at? You're looking at me. Why are you looking at me? I'm just looking at you. I know, but I don't like when you look at me. I've said it once and I'll say it again. I am jealous of your gray hair. I want them.

I want gray hairs. No. And you're really committing to this kind of like shaved bush mustache. I know, I don't know. You look good. Every time I try to... Now you're making me look at myself. Don't look at yourself. You look great. I think you look awesome I think you look great. I do have the hair the silvers going the silvers are cool, and they're silver not gray

No, they're gray stop. They're great. I wish because like look at me like I you want to have like the polly walnuts I want it. I kind of do I want to yeah, I want the mr. Fantastic you know like gray sides where I can... Mr. Fantastic? Yeah well maybe if you put your fucking nose in any other form of media sorry that I didn't I don't read your comic books the Fantastic Four well you knew where Mr. Fantastic was from so you know something there bitch yeah I didn't know that he's got the side streak and he's getting played the new movie by my twin Peter Pascal I thought it was John Krasinski. Oh, I look like him too. All right. Well, I guess I'll take listen

He mr. Fantastic. He was in the dr. Strange movie, but they're not continuing that casting they did a new casting And they just announced all of it. I can't keep up with your inability to follow this stuff I also could care less honestly the whole sentence hurt me Are you gonna hock a loongie in here? I got something in my throat Frankie don't you dare spit on the ground? Okay? All right, okay? What am I supposed to do then? I have a question by the way. I thought I thought about this coming out of my sleep Oh boy Joey for those you guys no no no this is a good Joe sleeps weird Frank. This is a good question

He sleeps with his hands on his fucking cocking balls if someone is gonna want to steal them in the night No one wants your dumbass balls This is a good question, and I need you to think about it. Don't be like crazy Hold on I'm gonna shut up, okay Do birds piss? Do birds piss? I've never seen bird piss. You see bird shit. But birds have cocks, don't they? How do they do- how do they do sexes?

Do they piss? Because I've never seen piss. I've seen bird shit, but where is the piss? I have seen bird shit an uncomfortable amount. Also, most times I make eye contacts with dogs is when they're pooping. Like, don't like that. Yeah. Do birds pee pee? Yes, the answer is yes they do. But where and when?

That's, I don't think- We would have seen piss. It's like catching like, you know, like when people have like those wildlife cameras and they'll be like, oh look, we caught a skinwalker or we caught like an animal that we thought to be extinct for you know 80 years no one has video or footage no one talks about bird of a pissing bird yeah getting crapped on by a bird is it's sad oh there was a kid that we grew up

knowing this kid Sebastian I was I was at the park with him knowing is loose yeah but it's kind of he tried to fight Joey He did try to fight me one day and when we had to set the record straight and say you're not gonna fight him He told me fuck you and I said no. No, that was my reaction and then he Rode to the middle of the street through his bike on the ground and walked around it and protested you remember that I do Remember that this guy but lived in a half house Not confused now you're giving way too much information though. It wasn't a halfway house his address had a half in it Yeah, which is was something you gave us something to make fun of you. Yeah when your kids It's like your fuck like come on you can't okay

The reason why I even brought him up is because I saw I was at the park in a bird shit on his face Yeah, this kid has been losing since I was at the park and a bird shit on his face. Oh. Yeah. This kid has been losing since 1996. Let me tell you. But the reason, but I'm saying you've heard of like, oh, if a bird poops on you, it's like good luck or whatever.

But like, what about piss, bro? No piss? I would say that's more, that's more good luck. There isn't piss. That's the point. No, there is piss. Where is it? Have you ever seen it?

No. So what happens to it? It gets in the air. Like you ever been walking and you randomly feel like, you're like, did I just get wet? Like a droplet of water hit my arm or something. Yeah. If you're walking under the train. No, that happens in the, in the big blue sky. No, it doesn't. Maybe sometimes it's bird pee pee. Or maybe it's rain. Rain? Yes. But it's way less crazy than bird pee pee. I didn't look it up cuz I don't birds obviously pissed Joey They have so so hear me out. They have dicks

They have do they they have dicks. I've never seen it. They have burguinas. I don't know if they have like traditional wieners They may have some other thing going on ducks Corkscrew cocks they do not work screw cocks. Yeah. Go ahead. What do you want me to Google? I don't want you to Google anything. I know you're gonna Google... Do birds piss. Do me a favor. Yeah.

Don't Google that. Just go straight for what I imagine would be the coolest bird penis. And that would be an eagle. Eagle dick. Eagle penis. No, dick. No, dick. Eagle penis. No dick. No dick. Yeah? Walk me through what you're seeing here, babe. You remember in Spongebob

where the old lady who was like chocolate yeah yeah and she was just like a thing and then like a spine? Yep. That. That looks like a goose's, I assume this is a penis? Yeah, yeah. Wait, do, let me just, do eagles have a penis? The eagle penis, eagle penis. The cool penis. They don't have them. Most birds don't.

There are almost 10,000 species of birds and only around three percent of them have a Penis wait whoa what the fuck penis lists no penis dickless birds I don't like this these include ducks ducks no geese Cocks we saw the corkscrew cock this might be the ones that have them okay. Yeah, those are the ones that have them ducks geese ones that have them okay yeah those are the ones that have them ducks geese swans um I should throw it a lot at me today ostriches and emus da penis penis birds yeah of course ostrich ostrich big dick energy we know that Eagles no penis wild this country's national bird doesn't even have a penis you fucking dumb

Americans flamingos no penis that makes sense knees though they got knees they got legs for days penguins no penis kinda makes sense they can't fly they got no dicks they're just losers out there i love penguins don't even

albatrosses don't even know what they look like what the hell is that? is that a car? it is a bird. That's a car, Joey. No, it's a bird, but I don't know. It's not a bird. Oh, wait. This says, have completely lost their penis. So where do they go?

Maybe they had one at one time, but then evolution took them away. Bro, if Darwin never told me you can lose your dick, if you don't use it, you lose it. Dude, this is kind of crazy. Listen, we need a zoologist. Now I gotta look up if they piss. Well, I have to imagine. So now, now we're just going to piss. How do, how do, how do, how do preggies?

How do female birds get pregnant? The birds do the dance, that's the big thing. It's like birds, like guy birds are just like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. And then girls are just like, all right, come on over. But then if they don't got dicks, what do they do to do to do to I think they have something else? That's like like a well like fingers. We don't want that no like it's probably just like a like a tube or something

I don't know I honestly don't know what is the penis if not a tube It's fair. They are to be some are a little longer something like Joey for first name is a straw They are tubie. Some are a little longer. Like Joey, for first name, is a straw. But where are you with the bird piss now? Now, honestly, I don't know, because birds can chipped. And they drink a lot of fluids.

Do they? Yeah, you see birds drinking water all the time. Yeah, I guess. What about hummingbirds? They suck the nectar out of those shits. Yeah, yeah, hold on. Do birds piss? I don't like this question.

Mainly because, no they don't. Birds do not release urine from the body through an opening at the end of a urethra. Once the urine passes through the uterus to reach the... so they got uterus but no... they got some chamber the urine and feces mixed together so it's that's why they got wet crap they got wet crap because it's piss and shit piss and crap so technically they do piss but it's out there crap so the yeah it's pissed with crap yeah they, they piss with their crap. They crap out a cocktail of pee poop. Yeah

That's crazy. So they do piss so but is that peeing though? If I put coca-cola in a cup and I add water What do you say you're drinking a mixture of coke and pee when you have diarrhea do you say I'm peeing You do. No, I don't you say you piss out your butt all the time, Joey. It's an expression. Ohhhh! There's big butt pisser over there! If a scientist asked me, I'd be like, I'm not peeing, I am pooping.

And I think actually diarrhea is the absence of an- it's like you have not enough water in your system that your body just spits it out your asshole. How does that make sense? Don't ask me! I don't- well we don't have to go down the diarrhea dark alley. I'm talking about birds pissing here. Dark alley of diarrhea is a dark dirty place to be.

You can say that twice. I will say it again, the dark dirty place to be. But birds, they don't piss. It is piss though technically. But it's not traditional piss is my point. Okay, traditional piss, but what's traditional piss? Human piss? Just cause you pee a certain way makes it the tradition other animals piss you idiot That's what I'm talking about what animals don't piss though and birds have been here wait dinosaurs were birds

Dinosaurs were pissing before animals were humans were pissing wow that's true did T-Rex's piss technically no This show is so stupid. I think if they did because it's a mix. You ever see Jurassic Park 3? He bottles T-Rex pee. Does he? Yes he does. A little kid that's lost on the island. There's Spinosaurus cone for him. So maybe they do pee.

I don't know. But the point remains, birds don't piss and that's shocking to me. Nah, birds, they do pee. They just don't pee the way that you're finding it acceptable to pee. That's not that it's acceptable. I just-

You said traditional, Joey. Traditional. Outside of the traditional, people would call that abnormal. So you're thinking that the way that they pee is an abnormal way. When I am sitting here and suggesting that birds existed before humans existed in some capacity, so maybe pissing their way was the norm, was the tradition.

And then we came along with just these massive, huge dongs everywhere. And people are just like, people are just like, oh, that's the way that we pee. Was the norm was the tradition and then we came along with just these massive huge dogs everywhere People are just like oh, that's the way that we pee now. This is the right way to pee now I don't like that, but but the number of animal revision is history. That's what you're doing right there I don't know how I'm doing that I'm saying there's a lot of animals that pee like humans Horses dogs horses cats cats it's real cat piss is worse than human

piss i would rather my house be doused in gasoline and cat piss you're basically it's the same as this it's the stinkiest piss lines is so stinky because that's how they mark their territories but like and also they don't pee like a stream they it's like a fucking like spray like it's like a fucking like spray.

It's like for me. What? Yes. Cats pee spray? It's like pfft. No it's not. Bro it's like if you fucking throw like a stun grenade in here and it fucking pops and sprays everywhere. Wait hold on. Now be serious. They don't have streams of piss? They have a spray of piss? They can have streams but mostly it's just like a spray It's like a... Really? Yeah, dude cats piss

This is a big piss episode here. This is a big peepee episode. Wait Look up Google cat piss. Cat piss spray. Ga-googoo-googoo-googoo cat piss. Goo goo gaga What are you saying? I was just gonna say gaggle coot piss Oh now I'm just getting sprays to Mask the scent of cat piss, but I want to know how do cats pee? Yeah, I Think boy cats it's more like a stream because they got wangs There's two pictures of cats. Oh, it does look kind of sprayy. Interesting. I didn't know that.

Animals, dude. From someone that had a cat, their piss sucks. It does smell like piss. No, it smells way worse than piss. It's like cigarettes, you know? It is, you can't get it out of your clothes. I know you have a cat because you smell like a little piss. Did I smell like cat piss not no

Sometimes did I smell like cat piss not all the time like if you're out did I ever smell like cat piss sometimes? I could smell some piss on you really I know that I can smell that you have a cat So if I could smell you have a cat I'm assuming I'm smelling piss. That's fair This cat we had a cat that pissed it wasn't like We had a cat that pissed I did I did something you smelled like piss. That's fair. This cat, we had a cat that pissed. It wasn't like. We had a cat that pissed. I didn't, it's not that you smelled like piss. It's you smelled like a cat, which is like piss. Which kind of smells like a little like cat piss.

So I'm saying. That's soft. Some percentage of that is a urination. Oh man. I'm sorry you had to smell cat piss on me. It's okay. Well, so you agree. To what?

It was a problem. No. So say that. It wasn't. You feel good? Say it wasn't a problem. Say it. Why?

Say it. It wasn't a problem that you smelled like cat piss. Well, no, but see, that's not what I'm asking you to say. Yeah. No, it was only a small portion of time. So there's a, so when, in addition to hating birds, because they're rats with wings There are I don't hate all birds. I don't want to be on the same team Well, I'm not on the same team owls are sick sick Eagles fire birds of prey. Yeah vultures

Oh fuck those ugly bastards, and I fuck with crows kind of crows I do because they're kind of just like they do their own thing. Yeah ravens are They're kind of just like, they do their own thing. Yeah. Ravens are terrifying. I've never seen a raven in real life. If I did, I'd be, I'd swear I was going to die that afternoon. I'd be very scared as well. You know, it's like people go like, Oh, you're afraid you saw a black cat.

If I saw a raven dude, I'm gone. I also see black. It's like you see a black hat walk across the street and it's bad luck. I've seen that. I've seen black cats my whole life. Maybe that maybe my life, maybe we can't tell we've had bad luck. Maybe our position of privilege is here and we could have had an even bigger one

because we saw so many black cats that fucked us up. Or it's just like an old wives tale. Which by the way, took me until age 27 to know that that's old wives. I thought it was old wise tale. Yeah, we just spoke about this I think. Just saying. Yeah, well, that's old wives. I thought it was old wise tale. Yeah, we just spoke about this, I think. Just saying. Yeah, well, that's because your brain

Here we go. has physically, you know, not allowed you to see things outside of your own little box that you live in. Yeah, I'm sure it's a little box. Speaking of little box, I had Taco Bell not long ago. Dude. You just wanted to talk about Taco Bell. I said box. You're like speaking of boxes.

Dude. I had Taco Bell and it came in a box. Taco Bell. What'd you get? I mean you had your famous order. My famous order. Cheesy Gordita Grunch. Grunch?

Who the hell? What happened to you? I will say this. It's like the Grinch put in Taco Bell. What? TM, trademark, if they take this idea, they're stealing from us. If Taco Bell did like a limited time like Christmas thing and it was called like the cheesy gordita grunch, and it was all green. What do you think? You just fucking made a billion dollars with that stupid idea? Is that what you think?

Oh. Green? Who wants to eat a green taco? That was like when the ketchup companies were like, make it purple. I don't want that! I had it and it was good! I don't like that. They bringing it back. I shouldn't say the color. They're not bringing the coloring back. They're bringing back like a ton of flavored ketchup now.

Like Heinz is doing like- That's fine. It's like Habanero ketchup, dill pickle ketchup. Good. Those were good. But like just ketchup, but it's green. Bro, I'm eating a green hot dog. This looks disgusting.

Oh. Like you can't get grossed out by that. If hot dogs weren't green, you wouldn't like them? No, I think I- You're going after hot dogs for their fucking appealing look Joey. Yeah Yeah, you want hot dogs cuz you know, no, I just don't want to eat something It's a green like rotten fucking something's gonna punch you in the mouth amount of meat

Jesus hot dogs hot dogs hot dogs. I know that but like you're like crazy with like your eyebrows are like, oh hot dogs, man You know, I can't talk about hot dogs and not be, you know, over the top. If Taco bell released a hot dog, I'm staying far away. Really? That's a double damage right there. Fast food hot dog. I've had, I've had all fast food hot dog. It was Sonic.

Is there a slow food hot dog? It's all fast food, Frank. It's a hot dog for God's sake. I'll say this. The worst hot dog I've ever had in my life. Uh, up there. One is that Sonic hot dog I had. Sorry Sonic, you're not gonna be

Brandon Basseters anymore. Is that the one where they have roller blades and they come out to- Yeah. I've never seen the Sonic like that in my life. Oh, I've seen multiple. And they're on skates. And they're fucking on skates.

They're coming out like fucking- Twisting? Whipping and just like giving you a hot dog. It's kinda dope. Yeah, you'd think, but the hot dogs were not good. But also the worst hot dog I've ever had was my dad took us to a Colombian burger joint. Oh, I think you told me about this.

Dude, it came out with like a slice of like cold deli ham and like mustard and I know people out there are just like- Well that's what did it. Well, even forget about the mustard, everything else was just, it made it so bad. It's good. This thing, when I bit into it, that's where the bird piss went, into this fucking hot dog. Well, how about the fact that you are going to a Colombian restaurant and ordering hot

dogs? My dad told me it's a clubby burger joint. Yeah. And we went, it was a real place on Northern Boulevard and I guess it was, I was gonna say story, but it was Queens, Jackson Heights probably, right? Yeah, or like Corona. East Elmhurst, Corona, whatever. It was called Ecstasis.

Who? Ecstasis. What does that mean? I think it's ecstasy, but like they sold hot dogs Yeah, okay, so word of advice if you ever go to a restaurant that is named after drug Don't order their hot dogs or hamburgers. Come on into cocaine get a hot dog

Yeah, so Bird piss I just blew your mind though you I'll be honest with you not where I expected the episode to start off that's what I'm saying like people think like I know I know that like sounds like a funny question but like when you really ask someone like yo but I don't do birds pissed they're gonna be like yeah oh oh oh but cuz it cuz it know like yes of course then you're like but where is the piss because it doesn't exist on the streets in the world piss in their butt I They piss out their butt because that's the route

But honestly also wouldn't you kind of wish like if you like no, I like peeing Let's use you as an example. No, don't use me as an example. You love to just kind of like anytime you sit down to use the toilet you like it's like a whole load of Laundries falling out your butt. That's not true. So Like it's like a whole load of laundry is falling out your butt. That's not so You might as well piss and shit out of the same place because it's just more efficient honestly. I like peeing honestly very efficient of birds Everything all at the same time it would cut time in half also if they had weiners They'd be less aerodynamic because they would have a wien. Hell. Yeah, so that's probably why they're like smooth so they can

Glide through the air. That's why they lost their dicks cuz big big win They're probably all out of whack when they had yeah Yeah, it's like you know when like they say like if you have which you probably shouldn't do this for according to dermatologist But when you have like a skin tag people tie floss around it You know, I've I've done that. I used a nail clipper and clipped one once. That sucks. I forgot where it was. That sucks. It was like on my thigh. I had one that I tied floss around it and it took two weeks and it was it hurt so bad. I took it um why can't I speak I took a nail clipper and I it hurt yeah, and I just went bled a lot, dude

It was like someone shot me in the leg There was blood pouring down my leg. That's crazy. I was like, what am I doing? Where was the skin tag? It was like on my thigh you want to have your day ruined Probably not. Well, I'm gonna I remember I was a big fan of Like the Viva La Bam Bam Margera, you know that that ever of fucking MTV Yeah, we were wearing like one of those I was not wearing any any with the with the brim on it No, I was not wearing any at knees or what were the other brands that? Famous anything Kira famous, you know anything that you could have bought at a fucking

Anything Kira famous, you know anything that you could have bought at a fucking How does this tie into skin tags? Well his his uncle famously was Don Vito Oh, yeah, and there was an episode where he lifted his uncle's arm up and bro the skin tags looked like velcro He had so many of them. What do you oh? I gotta Google this now to show you. No, I don't wanna see it. Wait, why did he do that? Did he like cut them off? You're Googling bird piss. I'm Googling Don Vito, Viva La Bam skin tags.

Did he like cut them off or something? Or are you just like? I don't know, but it was gross. But no pictures of the skin tags, but a ton of pictures of Don Vito. Yeah. Who doesn't not look like my dad, kind of. Oh, yeah.

He also got in trouble for some stuff. Who? Don Vito, not your dad. I was like, what the fuck did my dad do? Your dad, maybe keep those two names away from each other. Got it. Some stuff. Okay. Why'd you bring up Don Vito?

Skin tags. I just said it. What do you mean why? So wait, when you did the floss thing, you're supposed to just leave it? You had a bowl? But they were like, everyday tighten it a little more and it fucking hurt, dude.

It stung so bad. Why didn't you just cut it? Cause I was a bitch, dude. I was little baby. You know like I didn't want it like that would have freaked me out Did you tell anyone you were doing it? Yeah, Becca. She helped me do it. This was recently This is when you were like fucking age you can still see the scar Scar oh My god. Yeah, yeah, It was a big bitch too. Like it wasn't like. You were like, I've had enough of this.

Like one day it was, it was so small forever. And then one day I looked at it and I was like, ill. Yeah. It looked like nuts hanging out. Like it was so uncomfortable. You had a ball sack? Yeah. And I said to Becca, I was like, I need to get rid of this thing.

And she's like, well, you know, and we talked. I mean, and like, that's what people were doing. And I did it and every day I would tighten it a little, little more. Bro, for two weeks, this thing- What did it look like? Was it getting all like snow? It was, bro, for two weeks, nothing happened.

And then the last day I woke up and it was just a pebble. It was- Wait, I'm confused. For like, you're- Oh, you do that and then it goes away? I thought it falls off. Well, it falls off. That's what I'm saying. But like the do that and then it goes away? I thought it falls off. Well, it falls off, that's what I'm saying, but the idea is you're cutting off circulation,

so gradually through time, it gets worse and worse and worse and worse and worse. For two weeks, nothing happened, and then all of a sudden, this thing was just dead one morning. It clung to life for fucking two weeks, and then the last day, it was just like, all right, I'm gone.

And then it just went back. And it was just literally, it was like a little pebble. And I just like, it still hurt to touch it. And then I just fucking went, bang! And it just popped off. Oh, and you bled? No bleed. No blood?

No blood. I was bleeding like crazy. Well, because I, you would, gradually it closed off. like you kind of like yeah So I like I was just like oh it hurt so bad, and I was like fuck it And I just like ah and it just cut it. Oh, I've done that to like warts when I was a kid I had gotten like warts on my feet. Oh you still always have warts chill the fuck out Joey chill the fuck out No, I didn't you still always have one had a big ward

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The other was right here. So don't say I had them all the time. Okay, you want to talk about something? Answer this question. Hold on, but you're fucking pitching me as some fucking gremlin gargoyle wart under fucking having under a fucking bridge. No I'm not. I'm saying you had warts. I had, I had, on my hand. And I can still see the scar from it when it was fucking plucked off like a piece of salami.

Love salami, hate those warts. But I will say this. Yeah. Did you... ...chew on your wart? Joey. I- Did you chew on it?

Joey, chewing insinuates that there was some level of pleasure I was getting at it. When you mean that I take it and bite it and try to rip it out, yes I did that. He was chewing on his word. I'm not chewing like I'm gum. Don't. You would.

Joey, I would throw this cup. Like a little rat. I would throw this cup at you as hard as I fucking could if my whole family's wellbeing didn't rely on it, okay? I. as hard as I fucking could if my whole family's well-being didn't rely on it. Okay? I... Yeah. And I didn't chew on it like it was fucking bubble yam, Joe.

You bite it, you bite it though, you bite it. I bit it to remove it and it came back like a bastard. And yes, I would freeze it because that's what you did when you got them. You would fucking go to CVS or Rite Aid or Eckerd if you're nasty. And you would fucking buy the little thing and you would freeze it. Did it hurt? Uh, no. But it got, like, it didn't work.

So I had to go to a dermatologist and he just fucking, bro. Did he cut your hand? I suppose mom took me to a dermatologist. Why? I don't know. Where were your parents? I don't know. I don't know but took me to a dermatologist and he literally looked at my hand and He goes okay, because it was right here right on the top of my thumb. I tried everything duct tape, Vaseline Duck tape people say like cover it in duct tape

It'll kill it and then you can just rip it out like literally like like starting a fucking little I don't even know I don't know what warts are I didn't know you could rip them out yeah of course they're like viruses basically that just kind of show themselves and stuff like that you know what I'm picturing you remember in halo the flood the little ones yes the brains or whatever yeah kind of but but on a human skin right And I went in and he was like, all right, we'll get rid of it. That day? Yeah.

Oh. I was like, all right. And he goes, listen, I'm gonna numb it and then I'm gonna do this thing to get rid of it. I was like, all right, numbed it with a cream and he comes with a needle, which I'm not, I don't mind needles, they don't bother me. You know, I'm not a fucking fan,

but like, I'm not like a person that sees a needle and like passes out. Yeah. And he puts the cream on it and he comes with the needle and poke it and the cream numbed it. So I was like, oh, that was the number. This is probably injecting some medication

to like kill it from the inside out or something. Cause that's the thing. It's like, you need to kill the roots. Like a fucking weed. Okay. And he goes, all right. And I'm like, oh, okay, done, okay done and he goes nope just sit right there He comes over with a scalpel literally like butter dude. He's went

Gone he cut your finger he cut Gone like you know, so you just had like a hole in your hand So I had a hole and I and what was crazy too. I don't know if this is gonna bother you have you ever seen like big industrial like electrical cables and they cut them in half and you see it's really just a little like A bunch of little cables in there. Yeah. Yeah, there's some like phobia that people have of like little small holes or something I forgot what it's called Okay, but when he cut it I could see all the little holes of the roots. And then like 30 seconds later, it started to bleed.

Not even 30, maybe like six or seven. Wait, so how'd you get all those out? So he comes over, but I thought you were going to say that you bit them out. No, bitch. He comes over with this thing that kind of looks like a pick that people do for their teeth. Oh Mike, this is way too much. You know when like people like the dentist

have like that big metal hook and they go in and they like fucking destroy your gums and they're like bleeding, it's a bad idea. And it's like you just- The Grim Reaper thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, not a scythe, Joey. But he goes, all right, and he puts it over it

and he presses a button. It's a cauterizer. So what it does is it burns it. So I'm sitting there and I will to this day never forget the smell of my burning flesh as he is cauterizing the roots of this wart and gone, never came back. Haven't had one. Did it hurt? No, because it was all numb.

Afterwards. It was a legit hole in my thumb and it was in the summer and I was told I couldn't go in the lake. That's devastating. You went in the lake. You went right into the lake. Right into this lake.

I would put like a fucking like, I put a what's it called glove on. Like my dad always had like latex gloves for like work. And I'd put one of those on and literally would duct tape to my skin around it. And then when I got out of the water, it got wet every time. When I got out of the water.

I'm picturing you as a kid playing in water with a yellow duct taped gloved hand. Yeah, we'd go tubing, everything. And when I'd come out of the water, I'd doused this thing in hydrogen peroxide. Yeah. And it didn't get affected, it hasn't come back since, so. Well, Frank's covered in warts, everyone.

No! And there was one on your foot, how'd you get rid of that? It's a great question. Don't remember? How'd you get rid of that? It's a great question. Don't remember. How do you get a wart? It's like a virus. You catch it from someone else that has warts.

Got it. So who are you sticking your foot in? Well, Joey. Nobody, dude. I do remember there was a fucking dirty dumpster idiot in our neighborhood that had them on his hand and like dapped me up. And after I dapped him up, I saw it and I was like was like fuck now I get wart. Is that how you get it?

It's skin contact. Yeah. Oh Well That's that I guess I don't know anyway, I wanted to talk about The the portal there's a portal now. Where's it Times Square? Yes, I don't know if it's in Times Square, but it's between us and Ireland. In Dublin, right? Dublin. Yeah.

You gotta say it right. Dublin. You're a people, you might as well give them some fucking respect. I'm trying here. Dublin, Ireland. Dublin. But there's like a portal where it's like a live feed

between Dublin and New York. Who thought this was gonna go well? Dudes, who? It was done by some- How do you police something like that? It was done by like, well, the police. It was done by some Irish artist who was just like, it's like an art installation, and it's like,

oh, I'm going to, I can't do Irish. Yeah, it's okay. I can't, I can't. No, I can't. Don't try it, don't try it. But like, come on dude. Have you not seen enough side talk NYC videos to know this would be a bad idea?

Well to be fair, they did it to us first. From what I saw, I saw a video of them like putting up a picture of 9-11. You didn't see that? I did, I did, I did, I did. Yeah. I saw the one where like some woman just threw her tits out. Oh, I didn't see did, I did. Yeah. I saw the one where like some woman just threw her tits out.

Oh, I didn't see that. Not cool tits. But the only thing, Not sick ones. Like old Irish. Was that in New York or in Dublin? In Dublin. So she was, Dublin tits.

But yeah, basically the New York one is just all people like throwing up like just like fucking gang signs and shit. And then like, my understanding understanding is the part of New York where they put it in, there's a ton of homeless people around there. So I think both areas have an issue with the homeless. So it's just a lot of homeless people on it now,

people mooning. I mean, dude, if there's a portal, a live thing, what do you think's gonna happen? You remember when Shia LaBeouf did that thing in Astoria? Yeah He will not divide us and it was a live feed At all times at this one place and people would just show up and do the weirdest shit there. Some of our friends showed up. Yeah, so our friends showed up to just like dab them up

And it's not like it was like roped off and like security. You just walk right up. Bro, he was just standing there. So people were just doing like the weirdest shit on this thing and it's like, obviously this is gonna go bad. Well, when you, the internet has become so like, when you try to do something in the sake

of trying to do it good, like something like that, because the idea of the art installation is wholesome. Yeah, but the internet is going to tear you to absolute shreds. Yeah, a woman's gonna walk over and be be like I'm gonna pull out these doublish Doublish Irish I guess New Yorkers Dubliners though

doublish dubbies I Don't know. It's probably not to be confused with Dolby House elf. Yeah. Yeah IP by the way. Yeah, I mean, don't give it away. Sorry, I'm giving it away from a property. Yeah, that shit was devastating. One of the saddest deaths in a movie ever, honestly. Bro.

That, my dog Skip. You, Joey, for some reason is the only person that cares about. Marley and me? Have you seen Marley and Me? Yeah, fuck that movie. Marley and me? Yeah. Why? Why put that to film?

Why? What is the point? I guess to make people who don't own dogs understand why it hurts so bad. Yeah, because people that don't own dogs don't feel anything, ever, right? I mean, it's okay. I don't have a child,

so do I know what having children is like? No, but at least At least you could fucking like imagine it Yeah But now having children Dogs, I'll fucking shoot a dog in the mouth right now. Why I won't do that. I won't I'm not yeah, I will kill you Shoot my dog fucking relax. I'll fucking beat your dog with a pipe Frank that would be the last thing you ever do. Yeah, I Shoot my dog. Fucking relax. I'll fucking beat your dog with a pipe. Frank, that would be the last thing you ever do.

Yeah? Would you kill me over hurting your dog? Yes. Really? If you killed my dog, I would never kill your dog. I'd hurt it. I wouldn't. I don't like this conversation.

This is not funny. Hypothetically. There are people that actually do this and it's not funny. If you punched my dog, I would go insane. No you wouldn't. More than three times. No, you wouldn't. Oh, if I punched your dog once, you're cool with it? Like if you were like, yo, and just fucking hit him, and he like squeaked, the squeaking bro.

Yeah, like nah. We ain't squeaking around here, okay? Nobody squeaks my dog. That's why the fucking, the my dog skip thing, he hit the fucking dog with a shovel, this dog survived? What the fuck? Dogs are pretty resilient, dude. Not with shovels! the fucking dog with a shovel and the dog survived? What the fuck? Dogs are pretty resilient, dude. Not with shovels! He hit me with a shovel hard enough I'm about to die. Well that was a dumb little dog too, like he probably should have died.

That dog was driving at one point in that movie, that's a good dog. My Dog Skipped, we went and saw that, the story is the tale is old as time, went to see it for Joey's second grade birthday. Yep. Birthday party, and... Frankie cried. I cried. I cried because. I think I cried, oh I cried at the movie.

I cried because I told the girl that I liked that I called her gay. Yeah. And then she was like what the hell and I was like that was mean and I cried about it. Yeah. That's how you learn. That's how you learn.

In third grade. Shouts Miss Pogrebin. That was actually, I believe it was second grade that your birthday. Oh Miss Macchio then. 1999. She was not a fan of ours. You know what's crazy is my mom recently told me, it was like, so my mom came to one show,

the New Haven show so far. Thanks, ma. I'm kidding. And she said, I don't know if I ever told you this, but when you were in second grade, you and Joey kept getting in trouble for talking and making people laugh in class. And she's like, this is like an actual wholesome moment here. So, sorry, we'll get right back to, you know, hitting dogs with shovels.

And she goes, I remember I was so like, kind of worked up that like you weren't listening and getting in trouble and stuff like that. And Miss Macchio said about us, mainly more about me, because I don't remember if she specified you, but you were in trouble with me, so probably us. And it was like, Nance, this kid is gonna do something and be on stage.

Miss Macchio? Miss Macchio, the old dirt bag. Wild way to describe her. Sorry. But she was very mean. Was mean and old. Was definitely old. Definitely old, so we can call it.

That's crazy, she said that? Yeah, isn't that crazy? Wow. That's wild, right? Interesting. I remember she flipped out on me multiple times. She flipped out on me because I called our friend Ricardo's water bottle a nipple and told him sucking on it

was like sucking on a titty. Pfft. The things you remember man. I don't remember that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do remember though. Remember there was like, there was this kid from India that came to our class like late.

I don't remember his name. Wasn't the famous one, Pooja. That was third grade. was no this was a guy Okay, and like I remember he came to It was he might have showed up in like October. So it was like a month We were in school already and I remember I was like, you know, I'm gonna Something nice and it was like partner up with somebody in the class you picked him and I was like, oh my partner So I was like, hey man, you're gonna be my partner to like get him like associated. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get him acclimated. And we like, everything was fine. And then it was later that day, I think. It was like, oh, pick a

partner. So I kind of looked over him and I was like, and he just went with someone else. What an absolute bastard. Who did he go with? I don't know. I don't remember. But I remember being like, bro, I was trying to be nice and now you're doing this to me. What an absolute bastard who did you go with I don't know I don't remember but I remember being like oh I was trying to be nice and now you're doing this to me What an absolute and I was just by myself well, I would never leave you by yourself I know but you're on the other side of the room you have an a I have an s I'm all the way back here. You're over there. That was true. That was true And also they kept us apart for very specific reason which I can't really remember The one since we're talking about miss Macchio,, I know you gotta get to the ad, shut up.

Was the famous story, and I don't know if people remember it, or if we've really told it, is the, when I called a girl in our class Judge Judy. What? You and I were at lunch, and something happened, you know, we were fucking around with our friends, laughing, ha ha, he he's, and one of the girls like said, like, that's mean.

Like basically we probably said something making fun of somebody else. And like they like stood up for someone or something along those lines. And I was like, all right, Judge Judy. And you fucking lost it. Me? Yes.

Laughing? Hysterical. Okay. And she got upset and the rest of the girls, because this is at the time when second grade, 1999, if you were friends with girls, guess what that made you? A girl. Gay, dude.

That too. And all the girls started yelling at us. I don't remember this. And it was at lunch and we got in trouble. And then Miss Macchio, back in the class after lunch was like, let's figure out what happened. And it was like, how do you remember? I remember this bro. So clearly I even remember where you and I were sitting and she's like, what happened? And as it, as she said, what happened? All

the girls at once started talking. Every single one of them started talking. Meanwhile, I'm getting roped into this all I did was laugh. And I look over at you and they're yelling at me and us and I went, nah. I do remember this actually. And we've, you and I, tears.

Like just bald crying laughing. Oh, I do remember. I do remember what you're saying. That moment sounds familiar. I can't see it obviously, but like, that does sound familiar, but I don't remember that at all. Dude. It's crazy.

All right, Judge Judy. And if I told you who it was, I can give you first name. No, I won't, I won't, I won't, I won't. Give me a letter? No, I can't. It'll give it away. There's something about this person that I don't want Like okay, all right

You know what I just saw him say owl I heard owl and I don't know what that means So well, maybe you shouldn't have said it why okay? We'll talk later I don't know what that I ahead and read these ads Joey anyway We do have some ads for today the first one being Well, this is technically the third one we have liquid IV liquid IV is going to keep you hydrated folks Okay, you just take this packet you rip it open you put it in 16 ounces of cold water you stir it up And you got a nice little drink there, and it's gonna keep you hydrated because it has eight vitamins and nutrients And they're sugar-free also three times the electrolytes as the leading sports drinks that you know, so

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Special offer applies to new kickoff premium customers for their first month only subject to approval and only available at get kickoff.com Basement terms of offer are subject to change. All right There you go, folks I'm a Tundra ease your what boys is Tundra. You boy, you know, you got me saying that now I don't say it out loud, but I say it in my head When Frankie's hungry, he says he's Tunders. For some reason that makes sense. It's something that the family and I started doing because the kids around everyone takes it and you know says things in like little cutesy fun ways for family and stuff like that. Baby talk. You do baby talk to your

dog all the time. I mean not really. So with you know. You say I'm Tundish. I was like who is a Tundary? Are you going to do that when your kids are like 16? No, probably not. But I'll miss it. No, I feel like I'll miss it. You know what's really cute now is Ruby, like we'll specifically for breakfast ask,

like with whatever she's eating, she'll ask for toast with butter. Why? Cause she likes toast with butter. What do you mean why, Joey? I thought there was going to be a reason. But the cute part of it is she goes, dad, I have toast, I'll wear bar.

I'm like, all right, this is so cute. With bar. Bar. Like she says it's so cute. And Maeve is getting into talking a ton. So like, she'll just be like, I want, dah. I'm like, what? Like when she wants to get picked up, she sits there,

she's like, ah, I'm stuck. I'm stuck. Yeah, she does, I'm stuck. And then like, if I like have like a cup in my hand or something, she's like, ah, I'm stuck. I'm stuck. Yeah, she does, I'm stuck. And then if I have a cup in my hand or something, she'll go, oh, I want that. I want that. Mikey, one day, I was like, he's three years old, but I was at my sister's house

and he's got all his toys and stuff, so he's showing me everything. And he's like, I'm like, who's this? He's like, Spider-Man. First of all, there's nothing better than asking a child a question and them answering it. There's nothing better. So cool, right?

Who is that? Who am I? I do it all day. What is this? What sound does this make? Yeah. All day. When they know stuff.

Kids knowing stuff is fucking incredible. Unbelievable. Yeah, as well. Because I'm always just like, how? But he was just going over, oh, this is so whatever so I pick up Doctor Ock to bus doctor. Ock yeah, and he says I'm like who's this he goes doc cock That's what Ruby says doc cock well no she says doc Ock, but like no no no he says da cock

Oh, that's not good. Well. I mean it's just how he's trying to pronounce it,, but then it's fine. That's what I said from the beginning like okay, and you're like, huh? No, no, cuz it's that it's the it's the spider cock. It's the Spidey and his amazing friend show, bro Ruby's obsessed with this show. Yeah, like we'll be well, there's a girl, right? Doc Ock is a girl. I mean in some of the comics it is, you know, it's not Otto Octavius It's I forget her first name, but it is a girl. I mean, in some of the comics it is, it's not Otto Octavius, it's, I forget her first name, but it is a female. But when we'll watch it, I'll sit next to Ruby and watch it, and I'll play into it.

So I'll be like, oh no, they took the, they stole this from the city, who's gonna help? And then Spider-Man will come to me, I'm like, yeah, Spider-Man. And Ruby does it with me now too. So anytime she watches it, she'll go, oh, gada, it's Golby, Golby is Green Goblin.

And like fucking Doc Ock will run in, she goes, oh, that's a Doc Ock. It's so fucking cute. Yeah, it's okay. And then Rhino, she'll be like, uh-oh, a Rhino. So she can say Rhino pretty well. What are you doing here? No, it's-

You're making fun of the way that my daughter- No, I'm saying it's exciting. It is very exciting. When they can actually say the word, because there's words that might just can't say it right, but then there's other words that I'm like, Jesus. Yeah, but you know what though? And you'll get this when you're a parent one day,

because your only child right now is a dog which doesn't count and doesn't talk because it's too stupid There is a level of like when kids mispronounce things you don't want them to fix it because it's so cute the way they do it Yeah, I mean eventually you're gonna be like, oh, yeah when they're like 30, you know what? All right of a certain age, but like it's cute, like Miles for years never said memories, he called them, which honestly, it even makes more sense than the word memories, he called them remembraries. Remembraries.

Way better. I like that a lot. A lot better, right? But remembraries. But like you want them to keep that little childlike innocence where they just like call things their own things. Yeah. It's so fun.

Remembraries. Yeah. That like makes sense like make sense yeah at the end what the fuck is a memory now you're thinking about it you know what I mean yeah I don't like it you're supposed to remember you remember the thing so you remember the wreath it's a remember ee yeah where does the word memory come from memory I think it's just a word just open my phone and it's Don Beato still. Memory, memory word origin. I mean, it's probably going to tell you Latin. By the way, is that the first language ever? Like how does everything trace back to that?

I think the first spoken language. Interesting. Yeah. So it comes from the Latin word meaning memoir, which is a mindful remembering. Oh, like memoir. Because you mindful remembering. Oh, like memoir. Cause you're remembering. You're remembering your mindful, mindfully remembering your life, a memoir. You're saying memoir? Yeah.

I thought it was memoir. But it comes from the term French. Oh. O-I-R is all French. Terroir. Yeah. Memoir. Otherroir. Yeah. Memoir. Other ones. Croissant.

I don't know how to speak French. I don't think there's an OIR in that. No, that. It's croissant. C-R-O-I-S-S-A-N-T. Yeah, that's ROI. I said OIR, you dyslexic dummy. What's wrong with you? I don't know. Come on.

I was getting it wrong. You were? Yes. Also, I have written down here something about cat food. What did you say? You let go, write down cat food. The vegans are back, Joey. They're back and they're at it.

As they be. Okay. So, as you were saying how much you hate vegans. did I never said that you were saying it pretty pretty often and loudly. I feel like that's you Well, apparently, you know vegans are now seeking their protein intake in the form of you guessed it catfood Really? Yeah, dude. What's wrong with vegans? See you did does eat a burger first of all cat food is disgusting worst of the dog of the of the feline animal foods, no just any animal food like other animal food is like

Well, it's like a dog treat. I eat those have you I've tried I had a bite. I Had a bite of a dog food though sucks. All whack, whack. But that's because that looks like cat food though. When I was a kid I wouldn't be able to feed my cat wet food because I'd gag opening the can. I feel that way about tuna fish. Oh, it's just tuna fish dude. It's disgusting.

No it's not. And also the water that's in this tin. It's just water. Ew. It's covered in tuna. Fish. Okay. What would you do if I took a shot of tuna water in front of you? Bro, don't yeah, that's horrible. I'm gonna mix it in with a little bit of this little bit

All right, are it vegans actually doing? Yeah, I saw a redditor commenting that they've been Seeking protein intake from cat food, which sucks. Is there good protein in it is cat food which sucks is there good protein in it is if there was a million grams of protein in a single tablespoon of cat food you eating it Joey no because the dump that I would take would be just like alright life altering alright alright so let's let's let's bring it back down also no how to say 50 grams of protein in a tablespoon of cat food. Oh, I might. Are you kidding me? 50 grams in a teaspoon?

Dude. You're done. I'm not done. You fed me cat food once for a video. That's right, I did. You bastard. Yes, I am a bastard. You are.

You are a white bastard. Let's make sure we specify. Jesus. Oh. The shoe, look at it fit. Yeah, what? Watch the shoe fit. That's not it. Oh. The shoe, look at it fit. Yeah, what? Watch the shoe fit. That's not it.

Yeah. Anyway, how was the cat food? Disgusting. I tried baby food, also not. Some of them are good, some of them are good. Oh, baby food, honestly. No, some of them are whack. Well, which ones?

Like, they have like meat. Yeah, those are gross, those are gross. The mango, like I had like mangoes. Banana shit. Banana, well, bananas. Banana stuff. Yeah, those are gross. Those are gross. The mango, like I had like mangoes. Banana shit. Banana, well, bananas. Banana stuff. Yeah, good. Mad good.

The only thing with the bananas though that's tough is like they mix it in with like so much lemon juice. So you're drinking like a lemon banana. You mix it like a lemon banana. Really? Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Don't like it. Did you guys buy or did you make baby food?

A little bit of both. We? A little bit of both. We did a little bit of both. I think it was harder with Ruby, we made more and with Maeve we bought more. But also- Oh yeah, by the, you know, third kid. We were figuring, oh, she's like, I can't do this. But also Maeve ate a ton.

Really? Still our best eater to date. Nice. She'll eat all day, nonstop. That's like Mikey. He just eats anything. I've seen him eat like steak. Yeah, yeah, Becca. Just anything. We've given the kids steak, fish, anything. I wish my parents fed me more fish when I was younger. Well, isn't that why you have like a sensitivity to shrimp? Because like you didn't have- I don't know that I have that to be honest.

Well you've had it and you got itchy. So I'll help you here. Yeah but I don't. I am not a fucking allergist or what do they call them? There's an actual term for the doctor. Smart people. Yeah. I will tell you right now you got one.

Maybe. But no that's not how you get an allergy. Well your body, if you have something, you don't have it your whole life, your body will probably just be like, oh. Olivia Throene, probably there, because that again is not how that works. Well, no, they say like, you know,

again, old wives tales will say like. If you have an allergy, you have an allergy. Yeah, but you can get, it could be a mild sensitivity that you can get over if you have something enough. Is that true? Yeah. You know what I didn't know? When I was on the plane back from Miami,

you said that like the dumbest person in the world. No, but I was on the plane back from Miami. They were like, someone in here has a severe peanut allergy. So if you have any peanut products, don't open them. I didn't know that if you just open them, someone can have a reaction. Yeah. Some, there are some people I knew someone like that, that if it's in the air, it'll fuck them up.

That's terrifying. I knew someone in college that she had told us she was just like, no peanut stuff in while I'm around basically. And it got so extreme. So where I went to school, there was a main road that went all the way down through, you know, through West Haven orange into like Milford and right next to that road was a five guys and she would like, maybe she was overreacting and like trying to like garnish some attention but like would like Driving by a five guys fuck her up

Wow, yeah, cuz they cook everything in peanut oil dude Peanut thank God like yeah, and also when we went to the Yankee game recently I Had to order food if you were gonna get a drink so I got like a pack of peanuts Massive pack of peanuts by the way insane amount of yeah But I I was eating a few of them and as I was eating them I was like a little scared because like what are you scared of because I know I'm not allergic to peanuts But like for some reason I was like these are so dangerous to some people

And like that was kind of freaking me out. What a hero you are Joey hero. I'm saying I'm scared the opposite of hero I'm like literally eating it when I know I don't have an allergy and just being like this could kill a person. Yeah scary, yeah, it is a little scary but What you get though? You don't have allergies, right? None that I know of I just have allergies Even then none that I know of really you never get allergies No, you know like when we went to the Yankee game, you were fucking getting beat in the face. I was.

You know, I was perfectly fine. I mean, every now and then I'll be like, I'll wake up a little like, but I'm not like to the point where I'm like, I do a little fucking, like remember how bad Danny used to get at growing up? Yeah. I think he still gets it pretty bad now.

Yeah, I hate when I'm like all snotty. Yeah, you're just. Because of my hands. Yeah, you're gross. That's it. You ate your w Yeah, you're gross. That's it You ate your warts. Let's relax. Let's not forget about that. All right, I would I would I would and I'm not gonna Just want you to know that thanks Anyway, that is all for this week's episode Frank. Where can they find you? Being not like a bird and taking a big fat piss right after this

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