The Basement Yard - #453 - UK's Sexiest Man

Episode Date: June 3, 2024

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Welcome back to the Welcome back to the basement yard Frank Oh Show wait, what are you doing? Take my hat off? Oh, why the illusion? What are you talking about? Different episode. Oh, do you want to start over? Yeah, we're good. Yeah, you have a red line Oh, whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. It's gone. It's gone. It's gone It looks like your head that you've been shoving your head in a toilet You know when you get like a toilet on your butt Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I've seen it who who are you watching get up from there and taking a bomb the body? So how are you looking at your own ass unless you're looking at your ass? I'm not Joey. Are you? Frank it's a bathroom. There's mirrors afoot I

I know I have mirrors in my bathroom, too You've never seen the ring on your butt No Because I'm not getting up and walking bare-ass where I can then turn around welcome back by the way walking back Where I then turn around and look at my fucking look at the the imprint that the toilet seat on my ass That's what you're doing I'm not you want to see Your ass in a mirror to just make sure it's not as whack as you remember it and I guess what it probably is

You disgust me. No, I don't honestly. Honestly, yeah. You're trying to bury the lead here. You're trying to be ha ha he he's. You walk all the way. My bathroom's a normal size. I've been in your bathroom. Yes. There's a giant mirror. Not in the one in your room though.

There's a giant mirror in there. But like, it's behind you. You gotta look at your ass though. There's a mirror behind your toilet. Yeah That's so when you're peeing you're seeing Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, that's insane. You've used the bathroom. You don't know that maybe Not maybe it is there. That's nuts. That's insane. I don't want to watch my dick pee

I've watched I'm not happy that it's peeing to begin with why you don't like peeing I don't know. I'm not not enough to watch it. I mean, I'm not like actively watching it You are no, I'm not you're watching your dickhead pee. You're annoying. Anyway, I'm not annoying No, you're sitting there. You want to see how your ass looks after you just fucking beat up a toilet Dude over the course of my life. have I looked at my ass? Yes. Do me a favor. How? How what?

How have you looked at your ass? Oh, you're looking back at it. Yeah. Yeah, that's somehow worse. Is there another way? Well, it was like the way that like when we were kids and people would be like, how do you check your nails? And you'd go like this and go, huh, gay.

Or you'd go like this and they'd go, also gay. and it's like you're apparently according to I thought this was straight This was gay regardless according to 2004 anything you did was gay. It's fair but like Looking back at it because like you have to like look over your shoulder. What's the not gay way looking through my legs? Like a like a ostrich just like doing one of these doing one of these oh oh you don't want to look directly at it was it my do so it's just your ass dude you stare directly into an asshole you turn to stone yeah um by the way I don't know if you guys can notice but I'm very congested and his nose got beat up by a fuck well Philadelphia got me say filler Delphi or filler Del Well, Philadelphia got me sick. Phil-er-delphier. Phil-er-delphier got me sick, so uh-

I just wanna say this. Yes? I had never before that show, really locked in and did a Philadelphia accent. You're kinda not bad at it. Fell into it. Yeah. Phil-er-delphier, you know?

Uh, that's not- that's not it. And I knew that you were- Go Birds, Philadelphia. That's- that's good. That's really good. Yeah. You know? but just saying I stumbled into it your linguist I you know, I think I could be I think like give me an accent Asian well Definitely some I won't do out of respect. Let's put it like that

But I I yeah, so I've respect. Let's put it like that. But I, yeah, so I've been sick. I've had like just like sinus shit. So that's why he sounds like this. But I'm bringing that up only to bring up the fact that I'm on NyQuil. Like I just started, not now, but like I just started. On NyQuil, like you've been prescribed NyQuil? I've never, no, I've never taken NyQuil

before in my entire life. Hold on, hold on, hold never no I've never taken Nyquil before my entire life Hold on hold on you've never taken Nyquil in your whole life unless it happened when I was so young that I don't remember I've never taken Nyquil really yeah I used to pop that bitch like it was going out of style really because I like it. Oh boy here We go. Oh, no, just put all the accounts in my name, so you can't fucking drain them all first of all I don't even take Tylenol or Advil. I'm just I just don't I don't like to do that. He's one of those. I am one of he is one of those I am not that I I believe in

medicine. He believes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Joey. If I if I never get like how many vaccines have you gotten an idea? There's an idea I have. I want to know I I have dude. I'll take medication and whatever the fuck I don't want polio. Have you ever, here's a serious question. Have you ever? I've never had polio, no. Thanks, now I know.

What, what? Have you ever been on a prescription medication? Yeah, what do you mean? Like a? Like antibiotics? Antibiotics, yeah, of course. Okay, whoa, I'm sorry, you're just saying you do not take a Tylenol, forgive me for asking.

I'm sorry, forgive me for asking a question. Well, people, I feel sorry you're not taking Tylenol forgive me for asking. I'm sorry for him me for asking a question Well like people I feel like people get headaches and their first thing is like I'm gonna take an apple I'm take it out like I'll just ride it up. Oh, you just drink a ton of water that pretty yeah like I like it all out because my headaches aren't that bad, so I don't take time Well, there are people that have like fucking severe migraines. Yeah, which you should take out and I'm not above taking time I was a kid I used to pop Excedrin. What is that? It was like a headache medicine,

but it was like it would dissolve on your tongue and it was mint flavor. And I got to a point where I just liked it. Like eating it? I did like eating it. That's called addiction. Yeah. Maybe we shouldn't make the drugs bubble gum flavor.

Yeah. Hey, hey, big drug. Big Pharma, that's their name. Also the vitamins, bro Like the Flintstone vitamins. I if my mom didn't put that high enough on the counter I would have eaten the whole fucking bottle. Well now that was bad But see that's when we were kids those like Flintstone vitamins They were a little chalky vitamin like flavor, but I like them now cuz you're weirdo. But me now forget it, bro. Did I had gotten one of those like once a day gummies?

I don't remember the name and they melted together. So I would just take a like I'd take a chunk and bite it. I was probably just get a new body. I know I know what I was a little broke at the time. So okay, you know, But now they're full candy. They have like the orange ones. It's like vitamin D or something. And I'm like, I could, whatever it is,

I would OD on this. Is that possible? I think you can OD on vitamin C. Which one comes from the sun? D. Got it. Yeah. Are you like abusing Nyquil?

Do we need to like call someone here, Joey? I've only taken it once a night, that's it. I don't like- Is it helping you get a little sleepy sleep? It is, I just, you know. But it tastes like fucking shit. Well, that's probably what they, wait a sec. Is that the one they put in to make like lean or scissor?

Nyquil what's the difference between lean and scissor you're asking this thing okay well you I think out to my understanding I think they're like scour your catalog of you know rap music that you've listened to yes there any like recipe in any of those songs or at least pieces of a recipe? No, the only recipe that I can think of right now is you put the lime in the coconut, you twist it all up. What song is that? Put the lime in the coconut? Isn't that like a Muppet song?

No, it's like a Taiga song. Oh, I'm not very well versed on Taiga songs, believe it or not. My music knowledge stops it just before Taiga, I would say. Yeah. No knowledge stops. I don't know what the fuck it is. It stops it just before Tyga, I would say. Yeah. No, yeah, I don't know. The difference between Lean and Sizzurp, I think it's just kind of like. Well, we have the power of the internet at our fingertips.

Hate to say this, but it might be like frogs and toads. I don't know. Oh, is all Lean Sizzurp, but not all Sizzurp is Lean? I don't know. I know that there's like Sprite in it. It's definitely not Nyquil. Okay, Nyquil scissor, but not all scissor is lean? I don't know. I know that there's like Sprite in it. It's definitely not Nyquil. Okay, Nyquil's cough medicine, no? Yeah, but I think it's specific type of cough medicine.

Robitussin? It's not Robitussin. Dude, you have it, you have it, you have the answer. Just look it up. What's the recipe for lean? Yeah, well, you think people are gonna, I'm sure your internet history. That's the cleanest thing That's probably on there you fucking freak

What's the recipe oh Promethazine Oh codeine bro Cody. Oh, that's a problem. We don't that's not yeah It's codeine with cough syrup hard candy and soda hard candy so like a Jolly Ranch I love a Jolly Ranch all right now look where to do some lean So hard candy so like a Jolly Ranch. I love a Jolly Rancher. I know where to do some lean We won't and you but if you wanted to we won't for a patreon episode. No 35,000 people not can you look up the ingredients for scissor now just so Just so we are well versed here. You know what I'm gonna. I'm gonna

What is in scissor the whitest yeah, my mom would be asking me this can you look up what is in sizerp? The whitest, like, my mom would be asking me this. Can you look up what is in sizerp? Is there a distinct difference? Just look up what is in sizerp. Between? All these, all they talk about is sizerp. Sizerp and lean. S-I-Z-Z-U-R-P. Sizerp is another nickname for lean. Oh! Or purple drank.

Purple drank! Yeah. Okay. Which is also lean. Lean. Famously call it lean because... It makes you lean a little bit. Makes you lean a little bit. It makes you go this way and that way.

Yeah. And don't play with this stuff because you could get addicted to it. Happened a little Wayne. It did happen a little Wayne. Almost took our Wayne from us, man. So that's a wrapper. We would have been upset about that. I would have been furious. Well we ZF baby. Please say the baby. And the F is for phenomenal. Finisha. He says phenomenal in one song. Love that. That's not good. Yeah. All that lean. So are you also taking Dayquil? I haven't.

I did buy the two pack. Wait until Joey finds out about Z-Quil. What's that? It's just NyQuil without the cough medicine part of it that just helps put you to sleep. I don't like that. I did melatonin for a little bit. I did. Like it's a hard drug.

Yeah, I did melatonin. It's kinda bad when I actually have a track mark on my arm. Why? I had to give blood, it's all good, I did. It's kind of bad when I actually have a track mark on my arm. Why? I had to give blood. It's all good. I'm all right. I used to do melatonin, but it would make me dream like nuts shit.

I only take melatonin on nights where I stay up late playing MLB. Are they gummies or are they like? Gummies, gummies, gummies, gummies. Because I'm so like, I have to pull myself away from that game because I love it so much. And like going to sleep, my brain just thinks about MLB. So I have to like tell it to like chill out a little bit. Yeah.

So, but I'm not a big, I don't take it every night. I don't need, you know, like people that, I know there are people like, we know people that had to take like sleep medication every night in order to go to sleep. And it's like, scary. Yeah. Oh, I mean, I have no problem falling asleep. Like honestly, what is it? Um, uh, insomnia, insomnia, like that,

that I imagine is a nightmare. I have no problem falling asleep, but I did, I do have fun when I take this Nyquil because you get more like tired. I don't feel drunk or drowsy or anything, honestly. Is it working? Is it working? We don't know.

But I like sitting in bed and then fighting it. You know what I mean? Have you ever seen the videos of people fighting anesthesia? Can you? Yeah, so there's, it's like, Steve-O has a bet against someone else, don't ask me who it is, but they basically take turns, like, when they go for surgery, fighting anesthesia,

and it's fucking wild, dude. Like, I've, you've never been under anesthesia, right? No. I have, and it is crazy, because you're literally like, in your head there's a part of you that's just like, I'm gonna write, and you're gone. And like, you're gone, and then you wake up,

like a fucking bed. So weird. And there are videos of Steve-O fighting it, and he's like, like, yeah, it's crazy. crazy it is crazy so you have to accept it well in your bloodstream you can't fight that yeah I guess you can't fight the you know injection of it but you can I guess fight the effects it's crazy it's crazy it's crazy but I want I hope you never have to go under anesthesia.

Yeah, that would be nice. But if you do, you'll see that it's just like, it's kind of scary. I've never had like laughing gas or any of that either. I've never had laughing gas that I can remember either. I would just get Novocaine to have to... Novocaine baby. That's a good song. Yeah.

Who sings it? Frank Ocean. Wow. Proud of you. Honestly, I am too Yeah, I So you're just stumbling down the road of Nyquil now and I'm like we have to worry about it. Is this like Nothing to be concerned about No, I just enjoy you know laying in bed, I'm watching Seinfeld and I'm like

Yeah, really really fighting it, but then I just fall hard fall asleep I don't like I like I don't like falling asleep unplanned because then I wake up. I was like oh, no You know like it got me. I feel like most nights. I fall asleep and not remember No, I always always go to sleep like with the plan of going to sleep. It is very rare that I go to sleep like Without the intent, you know, so like you shut the lights you're like, okay time for sleep I roll over and I go big time sleep in time My body just like falls asleep like I'll be like watching TV and then I just fall asleep Which isn't like plan like I know that like this know I am gonna just fall asleep, which isn't like planned. Like I know that like this,

I am gonna go to sleep. I shut the TV off, I roll over, I make sure my phone is charging, I say good night to Becca and then I go to sleep. Okay. Because like- I feel like most people do that probably. Yes, I just don't like the idea of like unplanned sleeps.

Why not? It just freaks me out. Like I wanna be in control of my sleep, you know? Like. But like I know I'm falling asleep. No. Yes. No.

It's like you're laying and you're like I'm tired if I'm watching I'm trying to stay up. But then do you wake up in the middle of the night and the TV's still on? Sometimes I wake up in the morning and the shit is still on. What? Yeah.

Unnecessary use of energy over there. Joey's stealing, he's a theft. It's an apartment building. He's a theft. I just, I don't, I woke it up in like the middle of the night. I remember so vividly actually, it was like 2016 when I lived in Milford. I like fell asleep and I woke up and a different show was on

and I was like, this I don't like. I don't like this. Why? Cause it freaks me out because like I know I didn't put the show on but like and It just went on but like what if someone came in and just like fucked with me, you know and changed the channel What a prankster Do that you remember the fucking you on your episode of OPL the the one with the the girl talking about the stalker He just like did things to just know like fuck with her and to like make him like make it be known

He was there. Maybe I had someone that was doing that Maybe not. They just they just came in and changed it to animaniacs at three in the morning When I was younger, I used to think that I was sleepwalking because I would fall asleep on the couch My parents are bringing me upstairs. That's like, oh, I'm sleepwalking. It never even occurred to me that my parents would carry me. Oh, good old days when you could sleep so hard that someone could physically pick you up and put you somewhere else and you wouldn't know. I'd love that. Tuck me in. I haven't been tucked in in so long. Really? Oh, I tuck back in sometimes.

Do you? Yeah. But you get around everything. I do a big bang, bong, bong, boom. I don't actually like it. I don't either because it's gonna get undone in in four seconds. I like being tucked in, but once I'm tucked in, I don't like it.

Here's the thing, I think what comes with the tucking is the idea that like, it's the thought behind it. It's like, you're realistically, you realistically, hold on on listen to me, please You don't care about the fact that you're getting a birthday card But like it's the idea that you're getting the birthday card You don't care what the birthday card says or you just care that someone cared enough to get you a card I don't you know just

But you picked the wrong thing I I don't want fuck you in cards How about that? But the idea that someone's going out of the way to try to make you more comfortable by tucking you in That's it's it's the the motion of the ocean. I disagree. I think it's the actual physical feeling of being tucked in I don't I don't like that You don't like this laying like a mummy and that someone's like tucking you in once I'm tucked I'm like, all right, but I like feeling like I'm being tucked. No, no, I don't like the process But once the process is over, I hate it. No, I don't like the process, but once the process is over, I hate it

No, I don't like that when I was a kid. I probably did but not now now I want to have like control just in case you know I Remember that but like do you? at hotels Love no, I love I love that the hotels are like basically It's so stiff, and it's like they're gonna wrap you in like an ace band They should go to sleep. That I like.

I can't even get out of that bed. I know it's really. I feel like I'm taped to it. But then in the morning you're always out of it. I'm out of what? Oh at least for me, like anytime I'm in a hotel in the morning, I wake up and the bed is.

Destroyed. Distraught. Yeah. Are you a tossy, turning kind of guy? Unfortunately I think, and I think it's because I've become a not great sleeper. I can fall asleep very easy, but being asleep for me is not easy.

So you wake up a lot? I toss and turn. But you like remember like you're up. Yeah, I remember, not up, but like I remember, I'll be like, all right, I gotta toss and turn. And it's also like, I share, like the way that I sleep is I hold on to my blanket. So like the reason I remember.

Wait, the one that's on your body? Yeah. How do you hold it? So like it's over me and I'm this way and I hold the, like I hold a part of it, like the end of it or something. So you're exposed? No, it's over me this way and I'm holding it this way. Oh, yeah. Oh, God, I got it. You're talking. Yeah, I'm talking. And then when

I toss and turn, I have to like open to like leave space and then turn around because if not, I'll just pull. Yeah, you'll just roll out. You'll be a for roll up. Yeah. And then I leave Beko no blanket. Yeah. I need share blanket. That's how people get divorced. That is how people get divorced. That's I got divorced over a blanket. Well, it starts with the blanket and then ends with your selfish You don't even care enough to keep me warm in the night, you know, it's crazy keeping me warm at night I you know what tick-tock trend I don't know why they just brought this in my head where I've stumbled down on tick-tock Have you gotten to lighter tik-tok yet? Lighter like lighter lighter like lighter like like little Wayne lighter. Yeah, the little Wayne back to little Wayne don't do lean fireman Fireman go DJ. That's my DJ

Dude, there's this guy don't ask me is that count or his name or anything? But he has like vintage lighters and he just lights them. I like zippos I love zip up, but dude, these are way better He's like, oh, this is from like 1920s France and it looks like like a clamshell and you open it up And it's just fire dude, and it's so like it makes sense that it's French cuz they love cigarettes They love sick. I want to smoke cigarettes so bad with a vintage. Lighter. Lighter. I don't want to smoke cigarettes and I won't. But if I did, I want a cool lighter that's like. Would you get one that's like a gun?

And you're like, everyone chill. No, maybe. I want a vintage one where it's just like, it looks like a matchbook and you pull this like metal stick out and it's just a fire stick. Not like. You're describing matches. That's what you're describing. You're describing a matchbox. No, there's like ones where it's like a metal stick. Not like- You're describing matches. That's what you're describing. You're describing a match box.

No, there's like ones where it's like a metal stick. It's like a metal match. Okay. It's cool though, no? I'm not making this- I can't see it, that's the problem. And then he has ones that look like little sticks and you pull it apart and it's just like a fire

in the middle. I like lighters too. Dude, lighters man. Zippos are sick though. Cause like when it's fire and you don pull it apart and it's just like a fire in the middle. I like lighters too. Dude, lighters, man. Zippos are sick, though, because like when it's fire and you don't even have to like blow it out, you're just like. I love like flicking a Zippo open, lighting it and then. Exactly. It's so cool. Espo giving us lighters for like the groomsmen.

I thought that was such a fucking move. That was so great. Did he? Oh, yeah. What do you remember anything? Of course, I remember. I know I remember was so great. Did he? Oh yeah. What? Do you remember anything? Of course I remember. I know, I remember the flask. The flask, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But like, and it's just like lighting.

I wanna drop, I wanna drop a Zippo on some gas. Yes. We've talked about that. We have quite a bit actually. Where it's like you take a Zippo lighter, you just, it's, it blows up a gas station. Let's start a fire. Where?

At a fireplace, like, in a safe environment, on some dirt or something. Where's the safest place to start a- Outside, outside, outside. Yeah, not inside. Not inside. But like, where? Campfire.

Oh yeah. Beach, brother. Beach is a good one. Beach is a great fire start place. It is. Why am I saying it like that? I don't know. Yeah. You say fire weird.

Fire. Yeah, you say fire. Fire. Fire. Fire. Like things with, and you say power, fire. Fire, power. Fire power.

Fire power. Yeah, see, like you say it weird. You're like, arrrr. All right, all right, I'm sorry. I would like to start a fire with a lot of power. Yeah, that's what you want. You fucking dweeb. You squirt.

Squirt? No, oh, and Frank's so cool. He's like, that's got a firepower. That's just the way I say it, firepower. Yeah, well. Sorry, all right, I will talk more proper for you, all right? I would like to talk about the firepower of this fucking, fuck you.

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put your answers into that questionnaire, and then we'll go from there. All right, baby, Joe. Back at you. Thank you. Yeah. You're thanked. Anyway, sorry.

And I know I don't mean to hijack it and take it right back to me, but I'm going to. Okay. Did you see, because I told you to put this down and something we could talk about. Did you see the UK's sexiest men alive for 2024? Frank, you specifically told me, don't look it up,

and then yelled at me when I grabbed my computer to bring the ads up. Yeah. Because you're like, don't look it up. I'm like, I'm not. I did, ads up. Yeah, cuz you're like don't look it up. I'm like I'm not I did I did Trickery you guys are seeing behind the third wall fourth wall here the third eye third all ceiling I also you didn't careful you talk about the Illuminati last time now you're talking about the all see and I use really your Baggot I did that thing. Yeah

This guy wants us to get fucking I don't know you want to give up your firstborn child It would be kind of exciting to end up in one of those videos, I'm not gonna lie. Oh, where people like, it's like the jump. Yeah, it's like they find things in my, like an I accidentally one day, which is kind of like, oh, my eye's itchy. And people are like, look.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like. I would like to end up in that. And then it's always like the AI, like text generated voice, where it's like, this is what people don't want you to know. Exactly. About the Illuminati. And then you have people being like, they're doing it right in front of us!

Right in front of your face, that's what they would do. They'd make fun of it to make people think it's not real. Yeah, yeah. Which, maybe. Impossible. Maybe. But I'll tell you what, I'm just saying. Not us. And I would like to be a part of it.

Not us, definitely not me. Whoa, that makes me think that you are. No, definitely not. Why not? Why would they want me? They want you, they want me think that you are. No, definitely not. Why not? Why would they want me? They want you. They want big big big bills boy you. Who knows?

I don't know. No, I know. I don't. Do you? No. I don't know either actually now that I think about it. What are we saying? But the UK's, the UK, the United Kingdom.

Wasn't Prince or whoever the fuck. We're gonna go through 10 to 1. Oh, it's 10. There's 10. Well, there's more than that. 10. Harry Styles? Shut up! The UK though.

The UK, we have come to know and come to learn because we didn't know before. It's a kingdom. It's the United Kingdom. So it includes Scotland, Ireland, London, you know, England. I should say not London. London's a city. There's other ones in there too. I think Germany might be a part of, not London. London's a city. There's other ones in there too.

I think Germany might be a part of that. Germany? It's a part of the United Kingdom, maybe? No, it's not. Uh-oh. Greece? Germany? Greece, why are you saying it like that?

There's no way. Who's in the United Kingdom? Now I gotta look it up. England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland. Oh, so I really fucked that up. Frank, Germany. I don't know. What is this guy?

I don't know. Forgive me, I don't know, I've never been there. You're not forgiven, how's that? Well, there's nothing you could do. I've never been there either. I'm gonna forgive myself. So, they released, so Wales, England, Ireland, Northern Ireland, whatever, Ireland, Northern Ireland,

whatever, who cares, they released their top 10 sexiest men alive. Let me ask you a serious question. Go ahead. The US, we did ours. Yeah. Who was on, there was like, I don't know, Matthew McConaughey or something? Good looking guy, right?

Yeah. Give me some other American good looking guys guys that were on that list yeah that you could vaguely first of all well the first name I was gonna say was Idris but that they got him over there if he's not on that list I don't even want to fucking do this okay you keep going Ryan rounds I think was on it he's Canadian but nonetheless yeah correct same Hugh Jackman he's Australian You're you physically maybe we are ugly but Chris Evans, there you go

Alright, not my type. So there are a couple people here that are on this list. So number 10 Dermot O'Leary No idea who this is. What is that? No idea who this is. This is what he looks like. I could see it, honestly. All right, he looks like an assistant basketball coach. Okay. Number nine, Russ Cook. Who's that?

No idea. Can I see? Sure, Joey. That's not true. I swear to God. That's not true. That's Russ Cook. No, it's not. I'm letting you know, dude.

Don't look it up. I'm telling you. Why can't I look it up? All right, go ahead, because I don't want you to see the rest of the names on there. I'm not. I'm looking up Russ Cook. He thinks I'm lying here. You're going to tell me that's not what Ireland thinks is sexy?

This guy's 27? Plus 47. Okay. He's a sick athlete. Cool. Maybe that makes him sexier. Not to... That's for the UK. This guy's in sick athlete cool. Maybe that makes him sexier not to That's for the UK this guy's in his 20s all right, and we're not meaning to shame people we are though We're doing it. We're clearly doing it

I'm saying this guy looks like he's got a long beard a lot of hair number eight Sam Thompson This one can kind of that can make sense a little bit charming young little twink Let me see that picture. Give me this picture. Holy shit, you know what? I thought this was a guy named Scottie Sire, who was like a YouTuber. I legit thought that was him until it got closed.

I was literally like, you've been pranked for it. Oh. No, I'm not pranked. So, it's getting better. Number seven, forgive me if I'm mispronouncing the name. Romesh Ranganathan. Ranganathan. Sorry, where were you? He's like a host.

I can see it. I can see it. I can see it, honestly. What number is he though? What? What number is he? He What? What number is he? He's number... He's number... Seven.

Bro, where's Stiles here? Where's Harry? Do me a favor. Six through one... are gonna blow your mind. Okay? Do I know them? Seriously. You know most of them. Okay. Seriously. Name some good looking British dudes. Idris. Okay.

Give me more. You said Harry Styles. Okay. Harry Styles. Uh, I can't even think of a British person right now. I can't right now either. But like, British people. Tom Holland.

Okay, okay. I'm gonna just say this. Idris is six. Well, this is wrong. Idris is six. Well, this is wrong. Idris is six. Yeah, there's no way. Tom Holland, two. Okay.

He's their darling. But he's just like a char, he's got like a little boy charm, you know what I mean? He is a little boy. Well, he's like 25, so let's take it easy, okay? No, I mean like he's like small, quaint, Twinkie boy. Yeah.

Sounds like he's gonna get married to Zendaya. So doing well for himself in the love department. Of course. But I wouldn't say, I would put Idris over him. Like when you think sexy, you think like. Yeah, yeah. You think like. Well, you do.

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Tommy Shelby though, like the character he plays. I'm watching that show being like, dude, I'm getting gayer by the season here. Well, I think because people like the old like, I'm a gentleman, you know, like. But he's like a good looking guy in that show. He's a good looking guy, but he does look like an alien a little bit.

Like we've said this before, like if him and Anya Taylor-Joy were to come out and say like, we're not of this planet, we'd be like, yeah. If they had tails, yeah. Well, we can't confirm nor deny that they have tails. Have you seen- And I do think-

Have you seen Killeen Murphy's butt? No, dude. So that's all I'm saying. And I think both of those people are very attractive people. They're good looking people. But if they had tails I would be like, okay. That makes sense.

Yeah, that's it. Okay. Just again, I just want to make sure that we're saying that Idris Elba is six. So far this isn't too crazy because at least these people are good looking. So sexier than Idris Elba and Killian Murphy. Gareth Southgate. What is that that a college? He's a soccer coach.

But he's that. He's not terrible. Not terrible. I agree. I completely agree. He ain't a he ain't an Idris Elba though. Who is he? Three?

He was four. Four. Number three, Prince William. I know what you're thinking. What'd you just say? Prince William. Oh. I know what you're thinking here, folks. Oh no, he's a good looking guy.

You're mixing up your princes, babe. Who you think that? He's not the redhead one that married Meghan Markle. No one's gonna Meghan Markle. No one's going to make that distinction. Prince William. He's got the George Costanza cut. This is number three.

It just, listen again, I'm sure they're all nice people, but like, it doesn't, sexier than Idris Ilba. He looks like he could chew the shit out of stuff. Dude, if you give this guy a rock, it's gonna be dust in a minute. That's what I'm saying, dude. He could like turn a house into sawdust. Number two, as we said, Tom Holland. Got it.

And who's the sexiest Brit? Elton John? No, not even, I didn't even see if he was on the list. According to whatever publication this is, I don't know. Are they old? The UK's sexiest man alive is Jeremy Clarkson Who is that guy isn't he the host of that show Top Gun no Top Gear full gear what Jeremy Clarks I don't even care what he is just look him up, dude This is the UK's Sexiest man alive. He's 6'5". That does have a bit of an appeal to it, but but everything in between the age and the height.

This guy was named sexiest man. Sexiest man alive. What is going on? What's in the water over there? Not shampoo Bro this guy Looks like lemony Snicket. Dude, first of all, we don't know what lemony Snicket looks like that was a pseudonym used by the author So who does he who's the guy? Count Olaf. That's what he looks like This looks like every James Bond villain that you can think of and you can only think of one and it's him This looks like every James Bond villain that you can think of and you can only think of one and it's him.

Dude, this is like my dad if he lost 50 pounds and then was hit by lightning. That looks like as if someone lost 150 pounds and gained it all back right in their head. I really hope this guy's not watching. He's 65. He isn't. Um, but wow. Just to put it out there that man they believe is sexier than Henry Cavill. Oh That guy's British is he yes, yeah There's no way that's actually real sexiest UK people

Well, no UK sexiest man alive. That's what you need to look. Oh UK sexiest man alive. That's what you need to look up. Oh, UK's sexiest man alive. Jeremy Clarkson, listen, Mr. Clarkson, I think you know a lot about cars. What? Why? I don't- That's so crazy. Just like, what is going on, you know?

This website broke. Old white guy beats Idris Elba as UK's sexiest man alive. Doesn't make any sense. It doesn't! Maybe, maybe, maybe there's something we don't know. Do me a favor, look up good looking UK actors. Gerard Butler, dude! Isn't he like Irish or something? Scottish or Irish.

I don't know. But that's in the UK Michael Kane Tom Hardy, bro. I'm Hardy Mike Mike okay, Hugh Grant people love that guy. I don't know why people think he's a good-looking guy. I'm so confused That's my huge grant. I couldn't possibly. I couldn't possibly. Ian McKellen is a good looking guy. Good looking guy.

Also 900 though. Christian. Yeah, Christian Bale. But I'm saying is a good looking Australian. No, he's an English actor. What? Yeah. No, he's from Australia.

No, dude. It says he was born in Wales. And raised in Australia? I don't know. That doesn't make sense, but okay. I always thought he was Australian. Ewan McGregor with those eyes. Ewan McGregor, yes, Scottish.

Eddie Redmayne? You can make an argument, I won't. Fucking Alan Rickman. RIP. RIP. R.I.P. Voldemort. Ralph Fiennes? Yeah, is that how you say it?

It's actually Ralph Fiennes. It's not Ralph? No, it's Ray. Or Ray, actually. Ray? Ray or Rafe, one of those, but his last name starts with an F. Robert Pattinson! Batman, dude! Edward Cullen! Robert Pattinson Batman dude, yeah, and we're calling Jason Stifle. Jason you're doing so you're selling me this. Oh God is hotter than Jason Stifle. So you're telling me

That he's hotter than me That is so good That's really good done that in years. Yeah, so you're telling me that I'm the transporter And he's hotter than me. God damn. I feel like I'm sitting next to the guy right kinda right Jason Statham You don't you don't think that I'm sexy. I'm so moldy is kind of tell me how is he? He kind of does a plug. Yeah, he said he's a blow. He's low He's a bloke. Yeah, he's a bloke. He's a bloke.

He's lower. He's lower. Lower bloke. Stifum's like, stifum's here. He's kind of like what I imagine a British snake sounds like. I was going to say a cobra. A cobra. Like he's like, yeah, I'm slithering.

Listen, I'm going to bite you. Yeah, I'm slithering around. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I got venom in me lungs If I bought you you're gonna be in a wee bit of trouble and then and then you just elbows just like Just hot good He's like bro, you know like oh yeah, he's got like a primal like Sex appeal to him, and they're saying that this guy's better looking?

Yeah, I don't know. What is going on? It's kind of crazy, bro. And then you got Henry Cowell, Superman, dude. Yeah. It doesn't make sense. I don't know what's going on, man. They just love cars over there, and like small.

What's with cars? He does, he has cars? I'm pretty sure he's a host of a show. Jeremy Clarkson. I got it. Now I got to check. He's the host of like, it was like a big show. Yeah. Top gear.

Yeah. This guy just likes cars, dude. I also think he said some racist stuff. That probably makes him hotter over there. There's certain people. It's like, oh, what did he say? He called him what? Oh my God, I fancy him.

I fancy him. I fancy him. Yo, did you see fucking what's her name from baby reindeer on Pierce Morgan? Bro. She's nuts. She is something. Hold on. Can we, before we get into that.

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What were you talking about? The alleged, make that very clear. Alleged. Alleged stalker from Baby Reindeer, like the real life version. Did you see her on Pierce Morgan? I did For those you guys have not watched baby reindeer is a show on Netflix it's intense and good But definitely read like the warnings before the shows and the episodes to make sure you're not putting yourself in a predicament where you're gonna

Watch something uncomfortable, but the real-life version of This person went on Pierce Morgan to like defend herself. Yeah you're gonna watch something uncomfortable. But the real life version of this person went on Piers Morgan to like defend herself. Yeah. Didn't go well. I would not say. She was on there being like,

Piers Morgan's just going, he's going, it says here that you sent him 38,000 emails, something like that, right? And she's like, never sent one. Yeah, she's like, I might've sent one or two, you know? Yeah. My favorite was the one where she was like,

Piers Morgan is like, you know, he asked, he said that like he admitted he might've like led you on. And she's like, he asked me to sleep with him. And he had a big green spot on his face. What does that mean? I don't know, like I guess that he looked like shit. Maybe it's some like Scottish term for something. Or it's it's like she's like he asked me to sleep with him big green spot on his face, you know and

Just just like didn't do herself any favors like literally went out there and now the world is tearing it apart saying like, yeah she kind of Yeah, the the actress it makes you go the actress did pretty well dude crushed it. Yeah, she like Did really well? Yeah, but if you go, the actress did pretty well. Dude, crushed it. Yeah. She like did really well. Yeah. But if you guys haven't watched the show, go watch it. It's really, really good. Yeah, I saw some of that interview but...

Scary. I don't want smoke though. Like if you're watching this, please don't. Yeah, we know, I'm not gonna say her name. I don't even know her fucking name. I'm not gonna say her name. I don't even know her fucking name I'm not gonna say it don't I will why all right I won't No, okay She said she's like she's suing him. She's suing Netflix

She's gonna sue everybody a big fat suit job fat suit job So all this is alleged just so we're all clear alleged. This is all alleged It could be made up and we don't know it could be and quite quite frankly Maybe it may be But we don't know we don't know because who are we it's a big conspiracy It is nothing is real anymore. Everything is fake. You won't be able to determine anything that may or may not be real Okay, you know, I don't know what you mean I'm fucked up that like we live in a place in a world where like You need to look at everything and just go like ah, I don't know if that's real or true or not

Dude now forget about it. In like two years. I think it's gonna be impossible. Yeah, like There's gonna be like so many think pieces and like actually Did this happen? Bro, you know what I thought about the other day? If you're an actor or an actress or whatever, right? Like, you know, you've heard stories of people dying in the middle of things, so they had the CGI for the rest of the movie.

And like, that was years ago and it doesn't look that bad. What happens when that's perfect? Well that's weird that you bring that up. That's actually a big part of what- Well the extras and stuff, right? But like there was an issue last year with the writers and screen actors guild strikes and like basically them going against the producers of Hollywood, because a lot of people said that like, this is gonna get to a point where it becomes

like a scary use of our likeness. Because the producers had pitched in some regards that like we scan you and we own your likeness and we can use it and we don't need to pay you royalties. It's like, that's fucking crazy, no? Yeah. That'd be terrifying. But imagine you could just like, do that. Like, Do like it doesn't look as good as you think like if you go back and look at like maybe from like the last

Ten years examples of it. It looks kind of not great. I can't even think of an example like they did Star Wars did it a couple times but like Peter Cushing the guy that played in the original Star Wars I forgot his character's name, but like they Cushing, the guy that played in the original Star Wars, I forgot his character's name, but like they bring him back in Rogue One. Then they like de-aged. What's her name? Carrie Fisher, Princess Leia. Yeah. You know, and she looks like not good, you know, but a lot of them don't look great. It's just, I think your brain is probably retroactive. That was so cool though. It was pretty cool. Dude,

that scene. That movie was like super okay and then the last ten minutes I was like this is the greatest movie ever fucking scene where it's dark and they're sitting there and then you just see the fucking red lightsaber light up dude Darth Vader went in there and just fucking went off. Yeah, dude, it made me root for the dark side. All you hear was, ho-pa. Oh my God.

How much of that like said- That's how I've been sleeping by the way. How much of that sound effect did you try to do during your whole life? Corker. Hoker? Corker. Ho-pa.

Hopa is not as good as Koki. You're saying Koki? I think mine's better. I think it's Pa. Can you do any other like movie sound effects? I don't, how? I didn't walk around with that information. No, I don't know. But like you do, you definitely do.

You do clearly. I know, I know, I know. You ready? Yeah, do it. I can do Bane from the Dark Knight R definitely do I can you do clearly I know you ready Yeah, do it. I can do Bane from the Dark Knight Rises Frankie. You've done this a billion times I don't fucking my cup though. I need my cup. I don't want you to do it I just found out I could do an alarm from fucking Star Wars That just sounds like what's his name What does it sound like Joe Oh, meh, no I guess now I lost it. That just sounds like, what's his name? What does it sound like, Joe? The Goonies guy?

Sloth, yeah, that's who I was thinking too. I don't wanna do the impression, because it sounds mean. Well, you already did it, technically. You can't do any other ones? I don't think so. Could you do like a cool James Bond bullet ricocheting off something?

Ptong! What has this become? Do you like write the, how do you remember that you can like do this? Like, do you write it down? Do you like? No, I just, my brain is a cache of just incredible amount of knowledge.

A cache. I thought that was a catch. A cache. Honestly, don't know. Yeah. Don't care. Also clearing out. I don't know what that does.

I could also do Donnie from the Wild Thornberries. Get ahead. Now you gotta. Oh, let me close my eyes. Yeah, now you gotta close your eyes. Beep, we can about. Oh, what do you mean? Oh, what do you mean?

Oh. It's good though. your eyes. It's good though. Why do you guys watch this show? Why do you watch this? That was good though. That was pretty good, right? I liked that show. I was weirdly attracted to the sister.

Well, she was drawn to be hot, dude. Are you kidding me? What do you mean weirdly? One of them was like, she was made to be like the cool, like hair over her eye, like punk rock chick. Bro, you know who I hated? Darla. Is that the show?

No. Daria? Daria. Dar, the MTV show where she's like, cool. She's like, Daria, fucking, I'm like barely moving. Well, we probably didn't understand. That was probably, cause like that and Beavis and Butthead was like, that was girls at that time and that was boys

At that time like the girls were just like whatever Loser oh for that you're such a whatever loser L double dot loser if and what would it was like there was some like You don't remember that you're a loser loser double loser in one baby They as if whatever get the picture done in one, them in there. As if whatever. Get the picture, duh. So fucking stupid. Yo, teenage girls in the 90s, you suck, dude.

First of all, we had those too, though. Teenage girls in the 90s? No, we had milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudges made. Yeah, but like, we were doing it about titties and butts and stuff. Like, they're doing it about being a loser. Be cooler.

Yeah, you're a loser, loser, double loser. People don't know that. What? Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, fudge is made, stick your finger up the hole, out comes a Tootsie Roll. Stick your finger twice as far, out comes a Hershey bar. Finger your butt and you'll crap yourself.

And you'll shit in your own hand. Yeah, I do. Joey loved that saying. Milk, milk, lemonade. I remember you telling that at like a party in second grade so vividly. We were at a party. We were like a class party, like a pizza party.

And I said milk, milk, lemonade. You know why I remember? I swear to God, I'm gonna set the scene and this is, I don't know if you'll remember, but this- Ms. Macchio's class. Ms. Macchio's class. She loves at parties?

She's second grade. Yeah, we had a party Pizza so what it means is a normal pie That's cut into slivers that are the size of a fucking pencil kind of like those kind of like it too because you could shove the whole thing down your throat except and We would sit me and you and like other kids in our class would sit there We would always have pretzel rods pretend they were cigars. Right. We would always have a can of a can cup of soda and we would pretend it was beer. And I remember you would like take it and we'd pretend we

were drunk and in second grade dude and you'd go and you would you would recite your milk milk lemonade. You love you love your milk, lemonade. I was just sitting there like, where do you hear this one? Like fucking Rodney Dangerfield on stage like, milk, milk, lemonade. You imagine, I get no respect. Around the corner, fudge is made. I'm picturing our teacher watching us sitting in,

like crossing our legs and sitting there and I'm like, milk, milk, lemonade around the corner fudges me. In a shirt that says like, I shoot first, you don't get to shoot at all. It's like a vaguely like and one basketball shirt. You know what I mean? Like shoot when you see the whites of their eyes.

Yeah, something stupid. Oh man. Wait, why do you specifically remember that? Cause I just remember it. I, I. You have the most spotty like. And it really, really is. It really truly is.

And it's scary because like, you remember me reciting milk, milk, lemonade. I also remember, this is weird, but like we would smell our hands after. What? So our elementary school had like the old fucking I don't know if it was iron or what it was rails that were painted with so many coats of

red but they would chip off and the metal underneath was like it like it had such a distinct smell yeah yeah and we would climb the stairs and it'd be like smell my hand it smells like metal We were fucking weird, dude It was weird. This is wee stuff though. I don't want to like I think you were this is the one I don't like Revisionist history is you're trying to make it seem like Frankie was weird. You were a fucking weird kid to milk milk lemonade. I can't Know milk lemonade is funny now it is but at the time you were a big-time milk milk lemonade er, bro You know what? I loved back. I don't tities had milk What do you mean I drank it when you were a fucking infant I know you were in second grade

I mean I lived through drinking survived a good titty suck of 1993 yeah Do you remember when you get pulled out of class because you had to do the hearing test? Yes I used bro I used to be in there being like it was like gonna fucking blow their mind Like I don't know why I thought if I did so well that says they'd be like come with us. Yeah I don't like they're gonna be like we have to get him in go. Oh my god Here's the best eyesight I've ever seen they would be like hearing it. Well, they did eyesight and no I remember the eyesight They'd be like, all right cover your eye and they turn around and go I

Swear I cheat cheating on an eye I'm sure my vision tests and hearing tests were all fucked up because I would just try super hard. That's so like, oh my god He has like x-ray vision this kid. That's so funny. Yeah Yeah, well it would be like if you hear something and it would be like, and you'd be like, I did, I heard it. I heard it all. Honestly, I can hear this whole thing all the time. And also the, the, I was gonna say lice, but I thought AIDS. They weren't testing us for AIDS in elementary school. No, the lice.

When you had to go to the Edmunds, she would just look through your head. Do you think she was actually like looking or she was just like... It was like a huge, bro, it was a huge issue at the time. I remember they like took it so fucking serious. Yeah, because if one kid gets lice, it's a wrap. Everyone gets lice. I mean, not really. There are different hair types

that are more susceptible to it than others. The amount that you clean your scalp. I'm saying if children who run around and play with each other and stick their hands in their nose. Isn't it crazy that there's an, on this green, on God's green earth, there is an animal who only cares about living in hair

Crazy no gross Lice is disgusting and then bed bugs. What about crabs? Crabs are sick, dude No, I bet crabs. Oh like bad crabs. Yeah, like penis crabs. Yeah, like you were saying like real I was gonna say don't fucking slander crabs Are crabs lice? I think they're like lice of your pubes, but under a microscope their little crabs I've never I've never had crabs so I can't speak to them me either. I've known someone that had crabs really. Yeah, it's crabs. Was it cool Did they bite? I don't know. That's a great question. Look them up. No, I'm not gonna do that. You're freaking yourself out

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