The Basement Yard - #472 - Is Bigfoot Officially Real?

Episode Date: October 14, 2024

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Welcome back to the basement. Welcome back to the basement yard. Frank, how's it going? Don't appreciate how you interrupted. I was doing I was going for like a slow, steady NPR opening. It was going to include my silky smooth voice. And it was going to be, you know, just me introducing the show. Yeah, maybe some things we will or won't get to most likely won't.

Right. And really just get people, you know, start them off, because a lot of people listen in the morning, start them off on a nice quiet note. Mm-hmm. Can I do it? Go ahead. All right. Go.

Can you, well. No, no, no. I'm just going on my time. Just start? We're going on my time. Go, go, go. On my time. Go.

Hey guys. See, now I, I, I. No, that's horrible. I didn't have it. That was like a weird. Hey, hey guys, welcome. It's Frank from the basement yard. We're gonna have quite the show today.

We're gonna talk some stuff. Has Joe been to a ditty party this year? Back up. Um. Back up. That hasn't happened. Bro, all those names are coming out, man. Hope so.

They're coming. Imagine there's a name on there that you know, but it's like not a famous person, it's just like someone who lives on your block. Just like someone from down the block. It's like my neighbor, Jerry! You were there? You know what's funny is I saw someone,

there's this Twitter account, hey welcome back, back to fuck NPR, or I don't know, but there's this Twitter account that just like takes today's stories and like puts them in like small Seinfeld like blurbs for episodes. and it was like a Seinfeld episode where fucking What's the guys name the bald fuck George George escape me for a second I was watching it last night where George goes to a ditty party and is photographed but doesn't do anything

And it's just like he gets the credit for being at a party. He's a very Seinfeld-esque on the episode. But yeah, it's, they're coming. Let's see what happens. I don't think we're going to see any names realistically. I think they're trying to scare people. What are you getting out of that? Knowing other people are... Yeah, like what are you scaring them?

Like I think just release the names. Let's find out who's going to, who's doing it, who's doing stuff. But see, I think about a bunch of people went to ditty parties, right? It's just the people that were like co in in like the bad stuff with him. Would you have gone to a ditty party? See it's Here's the thing I know I know I know here's the thing here's the thing here's the thing give a real answer I'm gonna give a real I'm gonna be real first real if if it was like pre allegations bro

And I got invited to a ditty party Yeah, I'm sure of course I've showed up, but then if I saw some weird fucking shit. Yeah, I was bad and evil I like you. I'm sorry guys. Hey the verse on Nasty Girl wasn't bad, but I gotta get out of here You know what I'm talking about? This is not- this is where I draw the line. Exactly. I like shaky tail feather just as much as the next person, but I'm not gonna stick around if there's a bunch of weird sex shit going on. That's what I'm saying, you know? Like, I Need A Girl Part 2 is a banger, but this is not- this is not the right place to be for me. Exactly. Bad Boys For Life, the beat there is fucking awesome. It is. Dun dun dun dun dun dun. I mean, mean it is weird now that he after these allegations have come out

Look at definitely a bad boy. He has been a bad boy. He will do life If these allegations turn out to be true and right and the long arm of the law does its thing and kind of swiftly serves Up a hot steaming plate of justice right maybe. Maybe. Yeah. But we don't know. But at the end of the day, we would have went. I would have went. You would have went. But like, you know, I don't even. I would have been like, man, this is a cool party. And then I would have been like, what is that?

Bro, can you imagine me and you going to something like that? And all of a sudden it's like, all right, now people are going to start fucking. I'd be like, get out of here. This is my curfew start fucking I'd be like This is my curfew I literally would be like I couldn't do live sex parties I couldn't do it I don't mean I could do it if there was glass and like I can watch So if you were in like a mezzanine level you'd be okay, but not if you're yeah Happening down there. Yeah, you wouldn't be able to sit in the pit.

You'd have to be like, you need your, like rich person binoculars to watch. Well, the thing is, germs, gross. Very disgusting. Also any crimes, I'm out of there. Yeah, the first side of- I'm out on crime. But here's the thing is that some people at the time

might not have known that they were crimes because there's a lot of stuff that went on behind the scenes, you know, like, allegedly, let's make that a veritely veritely abundantly clear A veritely. Yeah, is that a word? It's now and it's overtly and verily. I'm putting them together. Okay, cool Uh, but also yo, I love all these people just like oh These pigs that went to the fucking diddy parties like you would've went it was a party You would've went and I don't know any I don't know shit about Diddy You would have what I didn't I didn't know shit about Diddy. I will say this

Very aware of the fact that if I was ever at like some high-profile party and someone went drink this I'd be like Shit you were done the cronk remember his new group where yeah pours it down his shoulder Yeah, I'm not drinking shit bro. You would have done the cronk for a member of his new group where he pours it down his shoulder and shit like that. Yeah, I'm not drinking or eating fucking anything in there. Yeah, I mean that should be, no matter whose party it is, like there are very few people that all of us know that like you accept a drink from. Yeah. Just anytime you go to a party, just, just, just, unless you're seeing it poured in front of you, don't drink it. Right.

Also, just a blanket, doesn't matter if it's coming from Diddy, if it's coming from anybody, just don't. This may come as a surprise to some people also. I feel like, especially me, have a bit of Soh-shing-zai. So like. Yeah, you are an anxiety associate. If I don't know the people who are throwing this party, I don't think I'm going anyway. See, the thing with thing I would need to know at least a few when we were younger

it was different when we were when we were kids and you know into our early adulthood it was different because You didn't need to really know someone like you'd go to a party because it was a party like they were not like It was it was not rare but like you didn't you didn't know the party brought you there That's the idea is the idea of the party right you knew people there I know but what I'm saying is now in our current life the idea of a party without people I know just sounds like a nightmare I'm just like I don't want to like I'm good I you know what I hate and I don't like so here's what I don't like right showing up to a place where you don't know anyone, and if I only know one person, then I'm a dog.

So now I gotta follow this person around. Yeah. But then like also a part of you's like, well just make friends, like cool, but I don't wanna have to like, hey, what's going on fellas? Like I don't wanna do that shit either. Going to a party to get to know people,

ugh. The worst. If I'm going to a party, I want to know four people. At minimum. Ugh. I would say three. Okay, that's fine. Three and a half to four. Let's say three and a half.

Let's split the middle. We know a half a person. Okay. You know? On average, on average, on average. We're not talking about, not on average. Okay, I just wanna make sure. We're talking about on average.

On average, yeah. In a year. Not, yeah. Averaging out to three and a half move forward very close I'm just saying like you need to know at least three and a half people there Yeah, and even like the knowledge of the person could be a half like you know their name You know like you know them, but you don't know them well. You know what I want. I want to know Someone who knows the host so that I could be introduced to the host because if I have no connection to the host

I might not go anyway No, that's a thing and also like you I've always been like this and my friends and and I don't know if you made fun Of me for it probably did chances are you probably did I'll say yes, I Don't go to a party that I'm not Personally invited to I I've always felt that to be Like I don't like that. You know what? I mean? Like if someone's just like hey come to this party with me and it's like is it your party no just come with me I'm like that's that's uncomfortable for me like the person that is throwing

the party doesn't know I'm gonna be there like it's a little weird am I wrong um in a lot of cases I would say yeah I agree with you I at least want the person who's throwing the party to be Knowledgeable that I'm gonna be there. Yeah, like the idea of like seeing someone to be like, oh who are you at my party? Like oh Especially if it's at a house I'm dead I don't want that at all. But imagine like you Imagine you Stupid HAHAHAHAHAHA

What a fucking stupid microphone. What laugh was that? HAHAHAHAHAHA Sorry for having fun. Uh, imagine you and Becca went to a party that it was like, her friend... ... Story's over, folks.

Story's over. Just move on now. You can't even tell it. It's straight into his hand that he said hi to me with twice. Now both hands. No, but imagine you went to a party and it was like Becca's friend's boss and you went to that. No, I'm not going. That's too many degrees of sex. I will not. Yeah, no. I will not.

At their house, like no, I'm not doing that. Yeah, that would be very- To this. Very, very, I would- You know what I mean? I don't like that. But see, that's the thing. That is a little bit different because I know Becca

and I know Becca and I could go and if it's just her and I at a party, we can have fun just us. But if it's like, yo, just come and I go, and it would be a solo-dolo mission? There's no chance in that situation I'm going. I just would rather not be in that situation. Like I could go to a,

like if me and you went to some like event or something, like I could go. Because we have each other. That's all we need in life. Outside of our, you know, like there are people, like I need my family. You need your water. And watches. And food and toilet.

You need your watches. You need, you know, your. Shut the fuck up. But like you can go to a thing like that, but like I wouldn't, if it was just like me and you and it's like, oh, go to this party. You don't know anyone. I'd be like, no.

Yeah. I'm not doing that. I'd be like, no. Yeah. I'm not doing that. It would be uncomfortable, but again, we're also in a weird position where it's like, that's kind of like a business outing for us. You know what I mean? Like if it's like- I'm talking about a social part.

Oh, you're not talking like any, you know, like a professional gain from it for the podcast. Not, no, but like also an event that, like if it's a sporting event or something. Oh, I did that last year. I would go to that. Cause it's like, there's a thing happening. Yeah, exactly.

But like a house party. No way. And like, no, I don't wanna. That's murder. That's how murders be happening. Or like weird games, you know, we're all gonna start with someone says if someone says like Come to this murder mystery just and it's just me getting the invite no, and I don't know anyone there

No, because that's how movies start. Yeah, that's how movies start What's the movie with the white girls the whole family and the family tries to kill her or whatever hide-and-seek one two three? What's it called? No not hide-and-seek manhunt. I I'm not gonna say anything I'm just gonna let you know the name yes I do you do with some are weaving there no that is another horror movie but that's not but it's like one of those games right yeah it's like tag you're it nope come on you're right there give me the first letter are run away no run and hide no run is it run what do you say when you're playing a game of hide-and-seek? Ali-ali oxen free no you don't run away. No you don't you don't say that either

Race me nope what games are you playing? Does it start with R? Are you fucking with me? Yes? Wait? It's a game of tag you're saying it's a game of hide-and-seek. Oh Run and hide no Did I already say that yes? Run away. It's not is it race. I'm just thinking of running When you count say you count to five and ready or not there it is okay cool there you go wait That's the name of the movie yeah, and she's like covered in blood at the end yes, and everyone keeps dying well spoiler You know just spoil the most in the trailer baby. I've never seen the movie. Oh really no

People get killed um Yes, I mean that's not a spoiler yeah people die in a movie where there's murder of a foot I I believe in stuff like that like I think that really really wealthy families like the Walmart's is that what they're called? No, the Waltons definitely not the Waltons or whatever they like, you know like kill. Yeah, I don't they play the most Game that's yeah. Yeah. I mean, I I don't want to make any accusations about one of the most Powerful families on the planet most yeah You do that just give me the passwords for everything before you fucking- I was kidding. Yeah. Jokes.

No, I think I think that there are freaky weirdo freaks out there. Yeah, you know because you know that I mean and honestly There's been some stuff that has come out over the last couple years that like has kind of proved that some of that stuff is true You know like all like the you know stuff with the Epstein's you know other people and stuff dude I don't think anyone really realizes how fucking weird that I've seen I mean obviously they were they realize oh shut a light that's not what I'm a shed a light on that's not what I meant obviously we know that it was fucked up and that's what I'm saying but like the details of like his apartment were so weird like the painting of Bill Clinton and then he had like tits next to the bathtub like he was

like bathing and he'd just be like this. This is what happens. Like rubber tits. This is what happens when you have, I had rubber tits once. This is what happens when you. Nope, not gonna move forward. Becca, why'd you have rubber tits? When I was in.

Were they on you or they were on your stuff? They were on me. Not like I wore them. When I was in middle school a friend of mine got me a joke gift from Spencer's And it was remember. Yeah, remember how What were those balls that were like filled with like that like like shimmering liquid? You know what I'm talking about I know they are talking about sometimes they come in like a mesh Like a jacket and they can like squeeze through it and stuff like that, but it was titties. Oh

I had one of those titch stress balls as well. Yeah, I loved it. Yeah You had to do I had to I got in trouble with them at school. Oh, you can't just carry around little tits Well, I did. Yeah, but yes weird weirdos all of them Speaking of weirdos I Randomly came across this the other day. I don't know why I'm making the segue here now. I don't care fuck I Don't care if you don't care a fuck it's kind of right it makes sense kind of I saw that someone it was like Oh, someone just set the world record for drinking a Capri someone a paper straw What do you think it was

1.2 seconds 21 seconds Bro, I could fucking murder that What do you think the world record for a Capri Sun with the Capri Sun straws? Probably longer it's eight seconds, dude. Wait, really? Yes Do you I have I have I'm just letting you know I broke many world records drinking Capri Suns there's no chance I haven't drink bro quicker eight seconds is pretty good 21 seconds I'll fucking blow that head off dude with a paper straw though I think that's like

what they're saying is like oh but I feel like a paper straws like bigger like a Capri Sun straw is fucking tiny dude a Capri Sun I can get that down in four seconds flat Bro, no straw. I'm sucking this thing in two seconds No straw. I'm fucking teach like that Finishing it do it one more time. No, I Definitely yeah hundred percent but a paper straw like I thought they were like thicker So you could probably get more I love I love what we have done with paper straws like we got rid of just like a great design with plastic straws And now we're just like let's paper it up, and it is just ruined drinks

I've had I'm not gonna lie. I've been to some places and they have good paper straws And I'm like oh this one's built with some like effort. There's some there's some design. Yeah behind someone somewhere Spent the little extra money on making these straws good but like dude, I'm sorry call me what you want You know you can get a Greta, what's her name Greta? Sunberg? That's it. They like yell at me or whatever Plastic straws are way better than the paper straws yell at me or whatever, plastic straws are way better than paper straws. 100%.

Like it's not even fun either. Like paper straws, dude, I remember the first time I really, like I've had paper straws, I'm sure before this, but like the first time I really remember a paper straw was when we went to Key West. Do me a favor, try drinking a frozen fucking pina colada out of a paper straw. Yeah.

Let me know how much fun you have, okay? Yeah, no, it's impasse. It's not fun. It's impasse to do. Cause then you're of a paper straw. Yeah, let me know how much fun you have. Yeah, it's impossible Just paper yeah, and you don't get drunk on paper. I've tried and I've tried as well Doesn't work doesn't it just tastes weird. I don't like it. I also don't really like plastic straws that don't bend at the top I like a little bit. You're a child. Yeah. Yeah, you're a child Well a child would be the loopty loop strawss Which are the top of my list of straws, so then you're definitely a child 100% I do like literally when I was 27 years old on my birthday My sister got me a fucking straw that spelled out Joey. Oh, it's okay. I just I Think it's cool, but like I don't want to have to see the liquid like that

It makes a weird like I don't want to watch the liquid like Because when you when you look down you watch the liquid fucking that's the best part driving the road I don't want that you don't want to look at it. No, I just want that's the best part about getting a blood test You can see the blood go You don't like that Are you see was that like a like a joke or like you're serious about no You the first of all the best part of the blood test is none of it none of the part of the blood It's not that bad. I don't mind needles, but I'm not like I don't like watching the blood escape my body I'm not sitting there jerking it

I'm just like sitting there and then like the blood comes out and it's like whoop whoop and then it goes into the little Pouch and I go wow that's so much mine goes into like a little vial whatever that yeah, I'm just say this yeah I got strong blood that shit fucking hits the back of that vial Yo, it's that little like cumming substance at the bottom. You know what I'm talking about. I have you've completely lost me What are you talking about in the in the vials when they take blood? Like you know they like inject it in and then the fucking shoots to the back of it There's like a substance at the bottom. I'm pretty sure it's like an anticoagulant, but Looks a little looks a little semen II. Oh, I don't know about that. I'm paying attention

I'm watching because I had a bad experience once I had a nurse who like she didn't have a whole lot of experience I've got like pretty big. I got sick veins. So like So she somehow missed and she just put it in and then we're just both looking at not blood coming out And then she was like oh shit, and I was like Nurses are not supposed to say that oh shit, and then she had to go into the other one Oh, so I had two little holes so that when I took the band-aid off like that night It looked like I got bit by a little like something like a spider vampire vampire vampire yeah, just by a little like sound like a spider A little vampire

A little vampire bitch Yeah just like a little fucking Tulu I think it was when What the fuck did I just say? I don't know I think when Becca was in labor with Maeve she was like having contractions and the nurse was trying to you know put an IV in her and she kept missing and she hit her like six or seven times Six or seven times.

Six or seven? Fire this fucking broad. Are you kidding me? I mean, not my call. I know, but I'm saying. Six or seven is wild. That might have been when I got kicked out of the room. It's possible.

You're stabbing my wife! Six or seven is bananas. I'll give you one mulligan for sure. Is there any world where you can't suck down a Capri Sun in quicker than 10 seconds? Bro, I honestly think that I could do it in like- You could beat the world record? Definitely under 10. They did it in like,

dude, let's get some Capri Sun in here, let's test that. It's hard, it's a small hole. And the fucking straw, it's like sucking it through a needle. Yeah, but here's the thing is you wanna get it, so like, you know, you're gonna know what I'm talking about here, okay You want to squeeze enough so the pressure is that it's coming around the straw too like you know when you have to pee and

You push your pee stream out normally your pee stream is like nice and like it follows the laws of urine I guess but like when you push too hard, and then it's just like fucking like sprays everywhere Yeah, that's what you need to do with a Capri Sun. You need to let that shit pee in your mouth Yeah, I don't understand when you That end part but I do understand like you need you need it like you can't just allow it to go through the straw You need to add some force. Oh, of course. Yeah, not too much because it they'll be next cuz then it'll just piss around you Yeah, but you definitely I think I Realistically think we can get a Capri Sun down and I'd probably go I've served I'd go vert

I'd let gravity kind of help me out to with a little bit of squeeze at the really good point I didn't even think of gravity. Yeah, I've been a man. I'm just thinking like just here. Yeah, and then just fucking Like Titan submarine this shit, you know what I mean? I mean that was way too much pressure you're gonna make it mess. All right Maybe better Now it just looks like you're Jesus Christ, what are you doing? I don't want it to look like a dick Okay, but you're making it look like a fucking massive cock when you do that This guy's got a fucking five inch circumference going wait that's not

big I don't even know I was gonna say like five inches is like what like that so like around I don't know I honestly don't know I don't know inches yeah I can't ideal and feet that also sounds very strange dude the guy loves feet. It's crazy. You saw me sound like Trump just now That sounds very weird, dude Damn what we just talking about now. I'm completely forgot. Oh Capri Sun. So I'm down a capri Sun. Yeah, Capri Sun I think Capri Sun. I would be shocked if I can't get it down in five seconds 21s a fucking with a paper straw. Oh, that's the thing with a be shocked if I can't get it down in five seconds. Twenty-one's a fucking absolute joke. With a paper straw though. That's the thing, with a paper straw.

I don't give a fuck. Do you remember we knew someone in like middle school that told us that their dad was a, uh, or grandfather was a competitive Coca-Cola drinker? No, uh, can I be honest with you? I have no idea what you're talking about, but this sounds like something you would say. Yeah, I mean... No, my grandfather did this game with his knuckles that my dad taught me about. But... There's a knuckle game being passed down through the generations? Apparently. Apparently my dad told me that my grandfather would like, on his time in between like, working at the printing press or I don't fucking know they would lock

middle fingers and they would turn in opposite directions and like whoever gave up first lost your dad and his brother my my dad told me his father oh my dad didn't work at a printing press bro I don't fucking know the fuck why are you telling me about this knuckle game Because of the coca-cola drinking who's the coca-cola drinker we it's it's someone that we know is that like unknown a well-known well-documented liar So like it's on brand but I remember that competitive coca-cola Yeah, like and they died because they like burned a whole nurse off against or something

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But there's a brand new video of Allegedly a bigfoot hanging out in the woods speaking a big feet your dad's feet dude massive What the hell is that he might be one of how does he get this is a serious question? I agree. How does he get, this is a serious question. I agree. How does he get shoes? Well, here's the thing about the shoes. I'm gonna not talk about it. The second thing I wanted to say though,

is that I don't know how someone could have that big of feet and be 5'7". Well. Don't look at me. Well, first of all, you say that my foot is like a size five and I'm five foot five. Yeah, I'm saying that. That's how, he's your father. That's what it's gonna

Literally the man has some clown shoes you have you do have really small feet for well I guess they're kind of even small for your size fucking show off right now and show me the tag show me the tag right now I have I know what size your foot is. What is it ten and a half? No, it's not. Yes It is. I have a size 13 boot e What's e? That's my I don't know, but that's what. It is I have a size 13 boot e What's e? That's my I don't know, but that's what my shoe is boot e booty no no seriously I have a size 13 foot show me let's see Yeah, why are you smiling so much? What's so funny buddy 10 and a half you're 10 and a half

You're 10 and a half. Oh, he's gonna show me like the European. Oh, I'm size 44. 12. Oh. These are 12. In what, UK? Oh, why are you covering so much? I'm not even playing this game anymore. First of all, you think I can see that?

Uh, you're a size 10 and a half. It's a size 12. No, you're not. And these are really tight on me. Oh, yeah. A big... What the fuck was that? Uh, but yo, listen. A big massive feet, dude. I think Fuck was that uh big massive feet dude. Yeah massive veiny feet big ah

Yes, bigfoot bigfoot There's a new video of a big foot big foot in the foot bro laying in the forest eating a branch get the Fog out of here, but you think he's stroking his shit? yeah bigfoot's definitely got a big cock um what if the first like confirmed video of bigfoot we have is him just fucking cranking his shit or just railing another one just railing two big feet two big feet big feet sex

yeah a big foot in threesome definitely there's oh there's definitely a three feet I know yeah I know I know yeah I know I know those fucking you know Black holes of porn you've gone down in your life. I guarantee there's Bigfoot threesomes I've never seen that but if I do come across it. I will let you know

But the Bigfoot he's laying out he's just chilling he's chilling this bike It did look like an ad for like it was mad fake It looked like an ad for Jack. I don't know do you act lit Jack links? Oh, yeah, Jack link You know like those commercial jerky. Yeah. Yeah, I thought it looked like one of the Not Lord of the planet of the apes like costumes You know I mean those movies are not with costumes anymore the old ones the old old old Yeah, the 60s. That's the only ones I've seen. Yeah, what?

Yeah. Dude, you need to watch the new ones. They are unreal. They're four hours long. I'll do anything but spend my time watching monkeys take over the world. Really good though. They're really well done movies.

I don't know, I think, I wanna believe it's fake. I want it to be real. Oh, I see we're in two completely different boats. You don't, it wouldn't be cool to find out that Bigfoot is real and then you could go like try to see him? No, people have been trying to do that for a long time like these these fucking poor animals probably just want to be left alone They're the last one of the last species on the planet that haven't been identified and they're just like yo Please just fucking leave us. So you believe? No, I

Don't know dude. I really don't know. I don't care. My dad thinks they travel through- Wormholes. Yeah, your dad is the problem. He's a fucking moron for that. I don't wanna say that, but- Wormholes?

Moron. In Washington? What are we talking about? Moron with chode feet. Let me tell ya, those things don't make sense. His foot spills out the side of his shoe He's got those things like remember when you were kids and you knew kids that had like Bigger kids that had shoes and they just like they just like fell over the sole of their shoe

You know what I'm talking about wide feet Your dad's feet are not wide. They're wide. They're fucking Wide obese your dad is like his feet are huge. I've never seen that. He's got a big foot. He's got a big foot. Yeah. Crazy though. He used to have, this is disgusting, but when you were younger, he would have his shoes, and he would put those balls in them.

Yeah, I remember those. They're like deodorizer balls. Yeah, yeah. And I would play with them. Yeah, you're a freak. Yeah, well no, I was... No. It was a... No. Yeah. You know what I was no it was a no Yeah, you know what else I used to brawl. Hold on. I just remember this, you know what?

I love please tell me you know what I'm talking about. I loved playing with my mom's curlers when I was younger You know like how they put them in their hair But they would all be in this like machine and they were like different sizes And I would just sit there and I would take them out and I would like go like this and then I put them back and shit. You have no idea what I'm talking about. No Your mom never curled her hair. I'm always naturally curly hair. That is true your mom Damn, you missed out a good portion of life. No, I didn't I have a sick life because of it No, dude, you missed out on a great part Becca doesn't have this She has curlers, but she doesn't have like a thing. Oh she has like the wand. She has the wand. See you know back in the day they

had the dates. I know they had to put the curlers in and she's like I know what you're talking about I'm just gonna no sell you because you were really excited about it. I'm still excited about it. You shouldn't be it's honestly one of the dumbest things I've ever heard you excited for. You know what I used to play with? You're a miserable whore. My mom had those hair clips that like I'd put them on my mouth. I like teeth teeth. And I would, rawr. What I would do, you know what I'm talking about.

I would do that, but you know, I would also put it on my skin because it made my skin all squiggly. It made it squiggly. And hard. And hard. And I would go like this, and I'd go like this.

Yes! I would do that too because when it's scrunched like that, and then you can touch it, you're like, oh my skin's so hard. Yes, I love that. I did, I did, I did, I do. I love a good brush too. Yeah, all right, okay, enough.

Like a good brush. Bigfoot, speaking of brush, Bigfoot. You don't think that video's real? Fuck no. It kinda looks real, but that's the clearest video we've ever seen. That's why it's fake. You think so?

Bro, I will believe it if like the- There's no winning, everything you'd think is fake. That's not, bro, me. You are. That's not bro me you are skeptic 101 I am big skeptic. Yeah, so like what are we talking about here? I'm a bigger. I'm more of like in a position to believe You don't like believing I don't like believing because it affects but you don't like saying you don't believe either because like just in case Yeah, I like so that's that's a place to ride the middle I like to ride the middle because then if it comes up. Because then you're never wrong.

Because then I'm never wrong. That's right, baby. What an asshole. I mean, the unknown of life, it's okay to ride in the middle. You don't need to stake your fucking claim in one side or the other, Joe. Have fun, have fun.

I have a good time. Believe in something. I believe in a ton. I believe in a ton. I believe in happiness. Believe in wonder. I believe in happiness and wonder. Love.

What do you believe in happiness. Believe in- Wonder. I believe in happiness and wonder. Love. What- What do you believe in? Bigfoot. Nooooooo, you're such a fucking renaissance man. Idiot, I've never even said I believed in Bigfoot. Do you believe in Bigfoot? I don't know. Exactly- I don't know if I do or not.

I don't- I'm kind of afraid to believe in him, because then if he comes out it's not- It's not him, bro It's a species they yeah, wow It's not a misgendering maybe though, we don't know I mean they're they're they huge they're huge They are big there have been people who said that they've seen a Bigfoot in the forest and that they like drag deer Like up trees and shit and like eat them in the trees That's so fire. I'm asking you a question here. Yeah, be fucking honest, okay

Big big foot lady comes out Dogging it. No, I did. I'm not good. She's probably kill me. Well She fucking What are you trying to say? See this is why this kid loves planet of the apes you man horny for a Yeah, you are no. I'm not yeah horny for apes dude. They're fucking animals I'm not into be she outy like you guys are what is an ape by the way is that just like is that like? Gorilla chimpanzee I uh is it all together. It's like a all-, is that like gorilla, chimpanzee? Is it all together? It's like an all encompassing?

I don't know. There's a bunch of like different types out there. Maybe monkey is at the top. I think monkey is just like a class, like dog. It's the blanket. It's like the blanket, like frogs and toads. You got gorillas, chimpanzee, baboons, spider monkeys. Yeah, yeah.

Then you got like the other, like the, you know, like the old ones that are extinct like the giant Epithecith and stuff like that Frank. I know you made that up. No no Gigantopithecus is like an old I'm telling you gigantopithecus is like an old gigantic Gigantopithecus is an old type of monkey dude. It's like like what fucking what uh from what's his name? What King Louie was from the Jungle Book dude? He was a Gigantopithecus. You know I haven't seen that movie

The new one is pretty good. I haven't seen any of it. You haven't seen the original either. I Maybe I don't know but I don't know. You know it was one of those like old-time Disney movies that have just no like structure It's just like let's just put stuff on TV. Oh Bambi. It's a deer. They can't walk. That's it even like a dumb bow it's like everything that people remember about those crazy happens in like the first like 30 minutes and then first of all, it's only an hour movie too. Yeah after that it's crazy how much racism you could fit into a movie in just an hour if their goal was to make a Like tightly compact racist movie they did it they did it they did they did what they set out to do I don't think they I watched haters had a clear vision. I watched it as an adult and I was like

This is a different movie now. I thought it was about an elephant Yeah, and then then you see a couple of crows and you're like this is about yeah Yeah, the the railroad workers or something because there's a train in it That I'm trying to remember how does that movie start? Dumbo's born and everyone's like ill fucking ugly elephant. Yeah That was a cute ass like you would have to be a real, well I guess they're all racist elephants in there, so like... I don't think they're racist elephants. No, the crows had racist depictions.

And there were a bunch of other people in that. There was the real world workers, they sing a racist song. Which one was that? Oh my god, dude, the lyrics of that are insane. I feel like we've talked about it before. Have we talked about the lyrics? I don't remember the lyrics, I remember the depiction lyrics I remember the depiction of read the lyrics to that song dude Disney had some shit movie come out 1948 I think it was Dumbo if I got that nailed down No 41. Oh, okay. I'm a little off

Yeah, no, but they that was. But they didn't care back then. It was actually... Its main themes of bullying, prejudice, and discrimination are as relevant now as they were in 1940s. So, they thought... They thought they were going to talk about the bullying against... Like, don't bully this cute elephant. Bully them! Yeah, bully them! Yeah, it's like, we'll do more racism. Hell! That doesn't make any sense. Yeah, bully them. Yes, like, we'll do more racism. Hell. It doesn't make any sense.

Yeah, honestly, it's- But even after that, like, there's some shit. Like, a lot of people, like, if you watch Aladdin now in Disney+, they have- Aladdin's Bad? Well, they have, like, the thing before the movie that's like, this is, you know, there are some lines in here that might not be, you know, culturally sensitive

and stuff like that. And it's because during, there's like a couple different things, but the first one that I remember is during the Arabian Nights song they say like you know Arabian Nights like you know it's barbaric but hey it's home like they're saying like you know people that live in like the Middle East are all barbarians weird but yeah Disney's had some shit. Yeah. What if... Well Walt was you know... He wasn't a big fan of some people. Yeah. I'm not gonna say

whom. Right. I've said this before they froze his head we should thaw it out and step on it. Just kick it around. Yeah just kick it around one time around. What would you do if like we actually get Sasquatch? The Sasquatch. Like we get it and we capture it. We put it in a zoo or something? We put it in a zoo. And then it just, it can speak English but it's just crazy racist.

Like we've been searching all these years for just like a crazy racist animal that just comes out and he's just like oh Say something racist go pretend to be the racist Bigfoot say it go Look at these lines. You've taught me. Yeah, don't even Know that would be nice these big foot just come out. They're just like oh my god He's in her cities are really going to shit, huh? I feel like if we did get big feet, that you can make a pretty cool army out of them probably. I mean, that's exactly what's gonna happen. Yeah, like give these things guns.

Yeah, they would. It'd be like Jurassic World. It'd be like, let's strap guns, cause they're great hiders dude speaking of hide and seek Oh, who's catching a bigfoot? I know it's been how long people have been trying can't even get him on tape Send them in that's we must really not want to capture these animals because if we wanted to we would have you know what I'm Saying yeah, just decimate the forest fuck about decimating. It's just like just just you I'm telling you we could have done this I agree I Think that we should

Get one and just have a chat just sit down with it and ask it where it stands on you know Bro imagine this because both of these scenarios are crazy that if they are real that we can't get a hold of them And if it's fake we can't debunk it Someone made something up years ago and we're still trying to figure out whether it's true That's how good that's how good of a rumor it was Because rumor to spread like that in like the 30s 40s 50s So everyone it was like known across the world as like SAS, you know Bigfoot Sasquatch Yeah, you had to have some sick rumor telling skills, and I went to Washington

There's certain towns over there that they're in like all of their shit is like sass squad Yeah, well dude when I was in the airport like getting like little like trinkets and stuff like that for the you know the kids back home Everything has sass watch everything has sass watch on it. Maybe that's why Because it's like an industry now. Yeah, Because if they prove he's not true, then it's just like they lose out on all his revenue. Who the hell wants to go to fucking Washington? I know it's beautiful. It is beautiful. I love Washington.

I know it is. I saw it with you. Not the hiking part. But like, beautiful place. But I will say this. Maybe it's like the big conspiracy with like, oh we could cure cancer, but we don't because there's too much money in it. So they won't find Bigfoot or debunk Big foot because there's too much money in the merchandising I gotta say I don't think in the Almost 30 years that I have known you I've ever seen your hands move that much in such a short period of time I can get him going you you you had it and you had him you were out here

You came back here. You went up you went down you were all over the place. I'm sending signals. I kinda want that Sasquatch video to be real. Just so everyone could shut the fuck up. I'd like them to be real, I would go back and try to find one. I've flipped here, I didn't want them now, I kinda hope that they are. I would go into the forest with a shotgun just in case they're mean guys. I mean, if they're that big and strong, a shotgun's not gonna do a goddamn thing. It's better than not having a shotgun. I would say you would need like a bazooka

Frank I'm I can't one I can't get a bazooka and I'm not dragging it through the forest friend you could do it a grenade Just have some grenades on you you ever see a grenade explode. It's not like how you not an explosion It's just it's a concussive blast. Yeah, it's? It's not like how you think. It's not an explosion, it's just it's a concussive blast. Yeah it's like it's not like like it's not fire. I said you remember what I said I was like yo if you threw a grenade in this room and you put it over there yeah like there is a chance you survived. Yeah absolutely. But like when you do it in video games you're like there's no way like it's a big explosion. Yeah it doesn't make it so it's not like a fiery concussive it's not like a fiery blast. I'll have shrapnel all in me though. You will be shrapneled up, yeah.

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basement, all right Uh and frank do I take the shot do I take it again? Two in a row two in a row two in a row it's getting crazy now in a row two in a row we could probably start Believing and I mean if we're gonna believe you make it knows and Bigfoot has a chance of being real fuck you I've been I've been practicing basketball. I keep hearing that If you and I played one-on-one, I would not get wiped out I would lose, but I would not be like it wouldn't be like 12 nothing the way you said that too I've been practicing basketball

I'm just saying my jumper is now looking a lot more fluid You know my ball handling skills still leave a lot to be desired You know, but the rebounding is there the rebounding is there All I need to do is sit under the you know, sit under the basket and I'll beat you Yeah're right. I actually think I might be able to beat you in a game of one-on-one basketball Really? I think so. What else do you believe? Um, I might be faster than you in a dead sprint All right. Now we're getting fucking crazy. You don't think so? Absolutely not. You will obviously run fucking circles around me if we were going long distance But Frank what amount of distance do you think you could beat me in a race a hundred feet

how far is a hundred feet well it's a hundred feet is that like 30 yards I give or take thirty point three or something like that dusting you you know 30 yards are you banana pants? What am I saying? Wait, it's 33 point something. Yeah, 33 yards. Yeah, 33 and a third. I believe yeah I think I think I think I think I can I really do good that counts for nothing though I Think I can but like you have all the gear and stuff like gear I think if it was barefoot, I think I could beat you. What does that mean?

You have like running gear and stuff like that sneakers Yeah, I have a gear you have like running sneakers, do you have running sneakers? I don't think so. You just have what? Just like sneakers. Loafers. I have loafers, I have sneakers, I have basketball shoes. Yeah, but like those are not meant for running, those are meant for basketballing.

Yeah, basketballing. You're putting me. Right. Do you remember when we were playing, I don't know if you remember this, when we were younger and we'd play kickball, which bring it back, let me tell you. I like kickball.

I love kickball. An adult kickball league. I would love to do adult kickball. They have some of those in Brooklyn. I know, I wouldn't do a league though, it's sad. We're not gonna, yeah, that's too much. But I used to purposefully, when we were playing kickball, wear my Timberland boots

because I thought it made me kick better. Well, the steel toe, I would assume. Oh, I'm not stupid? It's a steel toe. Oh, so I thought I always thought it was like a dumb thing to do. You're telling me I'm not stupid. No, I mean, I think like a regular sneaker, but if it was made of steel, it would go further. But it was, it's not the shoe, it's the leg. It's the leg. Yeah, But it helps to have a- And how you kick. Remember our stupid friends that played soccer would kick with the inside of their foot? Idiots.

What? You had to kick with your fucking toes, baby. I mean, I don't even know how I would kick a kickball right now. I think I would kick with like the top of my foot. Like I would try to like drag it. Get under it? You'd get under it?

I'd try. Man, good old game of kickball. I don't remember kickball. Miles, Becca and I played recently, like in the backyard, but like we should get a big game of San Aguado Studios kickball. There's not enough of us to fill half a team. We could do five on five? There's not ten of us. Me, you, Keith, Ahmed, Greg, Ant. We just need four more people. Zach.

Mikey. Josh. You're breathing, I don't know. Five on four, there you go. There we go, we can do it. We can do a little handicap. You know, one catcher, one pitcher. No catcher.

No catcher, two in the No catcher. No catcher. Two in the outfield, three in the field. I'd put three in the outfield, bro. Put three in the outfield? Maybe. I don't think you need three. I haven't played kickball in a while. Come on.

Let's do it. Yeah. We don't have a field. What are we doing? We're not doing this. This is never gonna happen. Why are we talking about it? This is insane.

Also, can we please talk about the woman that found the rug in her yard? Holy shit, yes. Why are we talking about it? This is insane. Also, can we please talk about the woman that found the rug in her yard? Holy shit, yes. That's it, all right, now you guys talk. So what happened was there was a woman who was like putting up a fence in her backyard. Yeah, her and her husband, they bought a house

and they were putting up a fence. And while they were digging, they saw like cloth and they realized like, oh oh this is a rolled up carpet dude i've seen movies you've seen movies right that's a body you think so yeah so it like opened there's like a full police investigation going on into it now what so what happens right uh you buy a house and it's like your dream house and you're like all right you gotta do some construction or you're like i'm gonna put a pool in or something like that. So they start digging. They find a body rolled up in a fucking carpet in your backyard. What are you doing?

See, there's more that needs to happen in order for me to really make a fucking no, no, no, no. Frank dead body. Cause this woman, this woman also said that her house, she believed her house was haunted because they would have been out. Yeah. I didn't need to find the body. I hear haunting. I'm fucking up out. Also, did you ask that when you bought a house you like you know is there ghosts? not when we bought our house, but we went and saw another house and

It was like a situation where like the people were like really eager the the seller was like they're really eager to get out They're they're open to like real great. You know and it's like they wanted to get rid of the house So when I went with our realtor, I was just like is there is there is this haunted? Because I think there's like a law and like real real realtor ship. They're like you need to say if it's haunted Who makes that call though the fucking Ghostbusters? Like how can you honestly say but like reported hauntings like if it's like, oh someone said they might have believed it was haunted But then everything is haunted. But do you believe that? I mean enough of if someone else think if someone else thinks something is haunted and they're getting the fuck out of that's enough

It's possible. Yeah, I'm fucking up and out to definitely enough. I don't need to like figure it out Yeah, I'm not fucking around with potential hauntings. Yeah, but If it's just the body and there's no other weird stuff happening. Frank, that's a big weird stuff. No, but like there are probably bodies everywhere that we don't even realize, dude. Not my backyard. I mean, maybe. So you buy a house, you start digging to put in your pool and they find a carpet rolled up with a dead body in it. And you go get the body out of there and put my pool down. I'm gonna say this.

First place I'm going is to like the township, the town hall or whatever. And I'm gonna say, listen, you gotta drop my property taxes. If they say like, all right, we're gonna cut your property taxes, then I'll be like, all right, I'll stick it out. Frank.

I'll get some sage. Are you an idiot? No. They're not going to cut your property taxes why not I bought this land and it's it's been besmirched with the death of a human they didn't know exactly so like it devalues the property I imagine it does because property taxes are based off the tax assessed value of the home so now if there's just fucking dead people all over the place well we're talking about one dead be dead person all on John though one John or Jane Jane though They don't what do you say for someone that doesn't identify?

though Dead though them though that though them though. Yeah, um, I Would need to see more I need to see like weird stuff happening just a body I can maybe look past it That'd be a toughie for me I need to see more, I need to see like weird stuff happening. Just the body, I can maybe look past it. That'd be a toughie for me. But then if there was just like a, like a Native American like thing next to that body, then it's just, I'm not even gonna fuck with and play around. What the fuck does that mean?

You've never heard of like people saying like their houses are on like Indian, Native American, yikes. There we go. Native American burial sites or something like that. Oh, oh, yeah I think that's what the movie the poltergeist was based on I Haven't seen that either, but was that what the TV comes on any movies poltergeist 1981 no I haven't seen it if you nailed the year on the head. I'm gonna be very impressed

I just want to put this out there. It might have been 78, but it's worth looking 82 It might have been 78, but it's worth looking 82 So close I just threw out a number. That's a really good one. Yeah, so you're telling me. Oh my god fuck Which which one just this one? It's a clown face. Oh, yeah under the bed. Oh Wait, what? Oh, you didn't see that movie. No wait. They did a new one. Oh, they did it do a new one Yeah, they did it do it. one. Yeah, they did it do it Yes, they did. You're telling me you go in the backyard you find a body in a carpet You're you're you're up and out immediately. You're not even asking any other questions

What if it's like the body of like Jimmy Hoffa? Cuz then that would be cool. Then you have a cool fucking like it's a spot You could pay people to come see What if it's a body of like people showing up in my house to look At my yard if it's a like an like a body of like a really bad person like Hitler I Think what is that body? I think it's like burnt up. We burnt it I think they burnt it he burnt it he like killed him. Yeah, that doesn't mean he burnt his body, too Where's the body where's it? Where's Hitler's body?

Where's everybody's body? You know what I mean? That's what I'm talking about Where is? This isn't a weird typing in Oh They were completely burned in the in the ashes scattered But they don't say where they were scattered imagine they were scattered on like dog shit should be that's crazy that's crazy

though but yeah I mean if I if I knew that there was a dead body in my backyard that was like buried underneath it I probably wouldn't walk out barefoot Oh in case the icky like icky gets you like they. Well, like they're like, they're in the soil. They also said, I read this story, the girl said it was buried only like two feet deep. That's a murder. That's a- It's a lazy murder, by the way.

I was gonna say, if it's a murder, it's a lazy murder. How far are you digging if you're burying a body? I'm saying minimum four feet. I mean, go all the way. People always say- All the way. You know how hard it is to dig a hole? Yeah, I've dug holes, like-

I've dug mad holes. I don't think it's that hard. Uh, I mean it would take an afternoon. It would take it. I would say two hours to dig a six-foot hole Bro, have you not seen holes? It takes them all day to dig those That's a movie because they're dumb kids in the middle of the desert with nothing Digging a hole in a desert is probably very hard. Yeah. Because of what? No heat. Yeah. You know, all that stuff. But like you give me like a forest or a backyard. I can think of you give me, give me two hours. You see how big that hole is. There's no way you're digging a six foot hole in two hours. All right. I'm getting at least three feet in

six hours. Uh, two hours. Yeah. Yeah. I agree. I might even get more dude. I mean you could dig down, but you have to make it big enough to fit a bod Unless you fold it up, but it's in a carpet. You can't fold it folded over fee-fifth of farm Bro you guys don't understand we are so fucking tired. I'm fried. I am so fried mentally physically emotionally spiritually spiritually spiritually, spiritually, spiritually. We just, we had Radio City two days ago. Big moment for us doing Radio City was pretty incredible, honestly.

I love how you're saying like, yeah, it was pretty incredible. It was fucking otherworldly. I almost passed out. My knees got a little shaky the first night show the first night we came up on an elevator on the stage and I yelled and almost threw up and I wasn't expecting that if you would thrown up on people in the first row I would have given you every cent I've ever made from any of these shows so We came up and I we like said hi to the crowd and stuff and as we were walking to get our microphones From like the chairs. I said the Frank I was like I legitimately almost threw up and then we're standing there and Frank He's talking and I'm like, oh I might throw up right now

I had moments of just like whoo my legs where they go, you know Like there was a there was a bit of. Had a little bit of a power stance because I was worried about that too. Once, yeah, once we got moving, I'll tell you this, that second show, I had to pee the fattest pee that I've ever had to pee. Really? The biggest fattest.

Just like massive. You know, I'm so glad, like I didn't want to say this out loud because I thought I would jinx my body, but I'm surprised, not that I'm surprised not that I'm surprised But I'm happy that there was never a situation with either of us of being in the middle of show and being like I have to Shit so bad. Yeah, that would have been really bad or it because well then honestly if it had happened Just run off do your thing and come back and we're hanging out

I know like you ideally would not like to do this That would be very not gonna hold my pants or you know Fucking if you fill it up in the middle of show if you would crapped your pants. I told Keith Truly transparently I told Keith. What was it the second night? Yeah, cuz he was like laughing about he was like What if I pee my pants on stage and I looked at him in the face I said I will give you five thousand dollars cash. Yeah, Joey said he'd double it Yeah, I was like you got fifteen thousand dollars if you piss your pants on stage You'd be a hell of a way in the tour Didn't take the bait you didn't take it but That would have been a first on Radio City said no probably like those right?

I'm probably wearing diapers and those in their outfits and they were pretty strict about unions So I feel like piss would probably cost a couple bucks Piss on the stage couple dollars. Yeah, I would be a couple of couple cents. Yeah it got pissed on the stage. A couple dollars, yeah. It would probably be a couple cents. Yeah, but it was crazy. It was awesome. It was something that we'll never forget for the rest of our lives. Yeah.

Super cool, man. Now we have time to just fucking decompress and catch our breath. Catch our breath, chill out, enjoy Thanksgiving and creamies. I am gonna murder Christmas are you kidding me I'm so excited yeah bro I'm thinking about motherfucking you know like an autumn and just like a breezy walk with like a hot chocolate and then

like you know just fucking like thanks gauge thanks gauge yeah I love a little Thanksgiving I love a little Thanksgiving. I love orange and brown shit. You know what I mean? Yeah, am I right with orange and brown? But I like them separately, you know? No, I like when they're like side by side, like Thanksgiving.

And then the day after Thanksgiving, full Christmas mode. Yeah, you commit to the bit. Hard, body, garage. God damn! Oh yeah. I'm fucking commit to the bit. Hard body. God damn! Oh yeah, I'm fuckin', I'm ready for like pajamas. Ooh. I'm not, oh. I need a pair of slips.

I want just a big ol' candy cane. A big one? Yeah. Damn. Fire. You gettin' a real tree this year or you gonna be a coward? I have a tree. Coward, yeah, there he goes. Yeah, I have a tree. You getting a real tree this year, or you gonna be a coward? I have a tree.

Coward, yeah, there he goes. Yeah, I have a tree. Be a fucking adult. I'll get a tree, a real tree when I have a house. So I'm not lugging a fucking fake tree into an elevator, down a hallway, into my apartment. Fucking needles everywhere. Not your problem if there are needles everywhere.

I'll let the fucking building that you pay nine million dollars a fucking month for pay for it. I will say during January, the first two weeks of January there's fucking needles everywhere yeah do it do it do it do it do it but yeah we'll figure it out but yeah guys can speak for both of us here thank you so much for the support our fucking dreams came true that night like I can't believe you guys did it and like we can't I'm honestly waiting until we see all the pictures from that night to be like wow I can't believe we guys did it! And like we can't, I'm honestly waiting until we see all the pictures from that night to be like, wow, I can't believe we fucking did that.

That's insane. It hit me the night before it hit me a little bit. I was like sitting down and I was just like, holy shit. And Becca was like, are you okay? And I was just like, I had to like fucking like do one of those, you know what I mean? And then, yeah, I think we saw one picture that our buddy Jimmy sent us and we were like, holy crap.

Yeah, it like shot a bunch of confetti out at the end of the show and it was just like a sick photo but and also for the cities that we didn't hit this year we don't know what's happening here okay but Frank where can they find you taking a nice long rest in a pile of leaves oh you know I'm talking about getting a little itchy though yeah ants in there be careful there are f Alvarez 8085 on Twitter the Frank Alvarez and other forms of social media guys that love support we can't say more how appreciative and thankful we are for you guys unbelievable patreon.com slash the basement yard kiss my mouth right here

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