The Basement Yard - #474 - School Supplies Get Me Goin'!

Episode Date: October 28, 2024

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Welcome back to the basement. Welcome back to the basement yard. Don't give me that look. No, no, no. I'm trying to figure out your sweatshirt right now. Is it like it's not to be figured out? It is to be figured out. This isn't a puzzle.

It's it's not a puzzle, but it is a trick. Yours is more of a trick than mine. Right. Mine is mine is lines, but it's like stripes. They're like they are interlocking. It's like a zip. No no, but like is yours like supposed to be like two-toned like that or is it just shining shimmering splendid? No, it's it's like an ombre. I don't know if that's right. Fuck is that what am I hair? Yeah, you know You know I know I'm married to a woman you think I don't understand what an ombre is. I don't I'll be honest I think it's just a blend. I think it's just like hair one color to another color a gradient

Okay, but you don't know what a gradient. I but a gradient is a a gradient like when it like it progressively like it's like exponential So you have like a parabola of hair color? I forgot why you're choosing to make this harder than it is. I also definitely did. No, I- You remember parabolas?

I do, but I did fail that- Really? Geometry? That quarter. No, my math, so that was in high school. Yeah. And my math averages, I remember were like 88, 92, 61. Uh oh.

85. There it goes. And like the 61 was when parabolas- Parabolas, I like parabolas. Sine, cosine. I was a big parabola guy. Love sine and cosine waves. And tangents.

Tangents, you know, but I love parabolas, love exponents. The way they just kind of go up like a hill. It was pretty cool. I didn't fuck with that, but you know what I fucked with? The TI-83 calculator. Dude, I was- Just to do this. Yo, I broke- I'm gonna, I fucking hacked school, okay?

I figured it out. You figured school out? I figured it out. How'd you figure it out? What'd you do? Well, cause I went to baccalaureate for seven to 10th grade. And everything that we learned was like a year and a half

ahead of what traditional public schools were learning. So like what you're referencing, like all that's like advanced geometry and stuff like that. I had learned in like seventh going into eighth grade, like we learned it quickly. And I- One second, one second. If you let me, if you let me, if you let me.

Okay, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. If you let me. Tell us Mr. Advanced, Albert Einstein. First of all, and I was a fucking whiz with that calculator. I also had games on mine. So they'd be like, what are you doing? Like I'm doing such hard work. Yes fucking snake and shit like that. It was a snake I had other games on there though, too I knew a kid that had fucking like a version of like Super Mario on there and shit like that

What there was yo you could plug some shit in Japanese was he Japanese? He wasn't not Japanese That's what I'm saying. He could have been Korean could have been Chinese right could have been another part of you know They're just they're just what's the word they're innovative bro. They're so like video games of do I mean a Nintendo? It's Japanese baby. That's what I'm saying, but what a Nintendo start off as do you know this? What do you mean before it was video games? You know you remember what Nintendo was before? Yes? What it was video games, you know, you remember what Nintendo was before? Oh, yes. What? It was socks. No. I don't know. Trading cards.

A lot of people don't know that. There you go. Now you're all advanced along with me. Nintendo made trading cards? Yeah, they did. But like in like- But what was on the cards? Like, Japanese stuff.

I'm not quite sure. Oh, okay. I'm not quite sure. But, so we learned it all. So when I left and went to New York York City public school when I went to Bryant I Was ahead so like I appeared way smarter to my classmates because you had already learned it So it's like oh now are you doing for so I hacked I hacked the system So then they were just like whoa wait a sec. How are you? I was like I'm good

I had learned it in two years maybe a year and a half before the hack is go to a school. That's ahead Leave it. Yeah, and then regress. Well, I didn't regress because I did one year in like the, you know, with like the normies. Well, you regressed academically. No, because then I went right into- Repeating math. I went to write into calculus, bitch.

Okay, so I didn't fucking regress. I didn't even do that. I also did the same thing in college to boost my GPA. That's nice. I retook, bro, college, the first year of college, maybe even the first two years of college is just the last two years of high school all over again. I wouldn't know.

You're right. But like, so I remember, did I ever tell you that I got, I got like recruited by my school to be a math major? Explain this. I, yo, I- They sat you down? Yes.

They got math scouts? I got a letter in the mail because- Were you good at math? Dude, I was a math whiz, dude. Out of high school, I got offered a free ride to Queens College, because they had an incredible math teaching program. Didn't want to do it,

because I didn't want to go sit in a car and look at this fence and be like, oh my god my life can be something. Okay. Jokes on me. Because you sat in a parking lot and smoked cigars and looked at Target. So I mean, yeah maybe should have went with the fucking math. Yeah, whatever. You could have worked on a rocket ship or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's okay. It's fine. fine But I got every one of my school at college you have like a dedicated mailbox and One time out of the random I got an email saying like oh you have mail in your mailbox

I was like what the fuck and it was from my school From the head of the mouth math department. He's like yo come call me. Let's set up a meeting I want to talk to you about potential opportunity this is kind of like how Harry got into Hogwarts like a letter just arrived well that was way more magical than mine stamped with like that ink mine was from like some random white guy his was from Dumbledore dude did it have wax like a wax no it was just a regular bro if it had a wax stamp on it I'm not opening it I'm not keeping it but one of about I think yes, maybe it wasn't Espo someone recently sent us something with a wax stamp on it

I was just like damn. I don't want to touch this. It's probably Espo's wedding invitation might have been But but wax wax stamp wax stamp cool dude and like the the melting of the wax and then the stamp Orgasmic mad let me tell you like watching that in movies where there's like I Also, love watching the guys that dip the wine bottles and in wax and love that and they're like Yeah, yeah, and sometimes they they get a little deep they got a little dirty You know a little dirty. I want to shove my hand in boiling wax. I don't want to shove it in boiling why but like wax I I don't want to shove my hand in boiling wax. I don't want to shove it in boiling wax. But like wax. I mean I definitely have like put my hand in wax.

But like. Not full hand. Dude, someone once gave me a wax. Oh man, you're gonna hate this. What, Dildo? No. No. Bro, I don't know.

Why would you go with? Remember I was in day camp, I was Spiderman. Yes. I remember when you were spider-man. Yeah, so They went to like one of those places where you can like dip your hand in ice and then dip it immediately in a wax To make like a like a wax hand mold And they did the spider-man thing for me and I had it for a long time and then it must have melted I was like your little hand. It wasn't mine, it was someone else made it for me. One of our like counselors. Wow, you were a big time Spider-Man on this campus.

I told you brother, I'm a Spider-Man. Wow. But yeah, so he sat me down and he's just like, listen, you're like, you are clearly like very good at this. You understand it. And I do, like I always was really good at math. This is like a goodwill hunting moment Yeah, but like not as fun. You know like and definitely not as smart. Let's just

Whoa, have you seen the movie in a long time, but he was just just a smart white kid I mean, but he was he was solving things because he was a janitor That's why people thought he was way smarter because he was a janitor No, he was actually solving problems that like the professors and like because he was cleaning up the professor's room, Joey That's why because he was a janitor. Yeah, you haven't seen the movie not in a while But He was like we would really like to make you like You could double major or you can be just a math major and I was just like well

What you know asking the questions and then of course I got down to brass tacks. And I was just like, well, you know, asking the questions. And then of course I got down to brass tacks. I was like, all right, well, what are you gonna do for me? I was gonna ask, like, what do they get out of you doing that? I guess it just like, if there are no major, like,

if there are like offices for different, you know, curriculums at schools and no one uses them, they'll just go under, like, then no one one uses them. They'll just go on there Like then no one will use them and they'll get less funding and shit like that Like so they want people to do it so they can be like, oh shit. We have people right? But I said I was like, all right, what are you gonna do for me bitch? I didn't say the bitch part. You definitely didn't I didn't see that in a very nice way. I did I was just like, all right Well, like what are you gonna do? And he was just like

We have no money. No one is a math major at this school. Perfect. And I was like, alright so now you're not getting anybody squeeze like a Six-pack out of this or something six-pack would have been sick. I'll be honest with you. I would have took it for a six-pack But I was more into 40s at that point in time makes sense Why why are we not like why aren't 40s cooler than like why don't people realize how cool a 40 is? The homeless they know But yeah, I don't know when's the last time you drank a 40 probably at your house. Yeah underage. Yeah I can't I can't remember we should do that though. Let's get it Edward 40 hands episode

I know you love tape and I know you love We should probably I do love tape although it needs to be 40s from like someone should send us beer the fuck Send Frank there four dollars Well, what's the last time you bought a 40 they might be more expensive now back then they were like a dollar 50 That's why we were buying they were two dollars actually first of all That's like a steep the biggest steal. That's why I'm saying like people were talking shit about 40s I loved them back then bro 40 in 2008. We were underage we could say I had no respect for myself So that's why I was like, I'm just gonna duck tape

Beard on my hands and drink them and maybe piss your pants right dude I Know someone that did Edward 40 hands got so drunk that they try to do push-ups with it and the fucking bottle broke Whoever you know who did that is a fucking idiot What did they think was going to happen? Oh, they didn't get cut though surprisingly that's shocking Yeah, I was really shocked by that but well here. We are How are you? How are you doing? I'm good. I'm doing swell. How are you? Good. You look great. Honestly, you look great too. Thank you so much. Just two good looking boys that are really benefiting from the world. What was that? Just what did we just do? I that small talk? I got validation, babe.

Was that small talk? I've got validation. What would you grade your small talk? I'm a great small talker. But like, where are we? I will say this. A to F. I would say I'm an A. Maybe even an A-.

I don't know anyone that's an A. That's lower than an A. That's even A. Maybe an A. That's even an A. Maybe an A- I mean you can make an argument. I could even see being an A+, but right now, my social battery's a little spent right now. You're pretty good, I'm not gonna lie. Thanks.

You hate small talk. I'm not great at it. You are good at it, you just don't like it. I'm good at it in certain, if I'm by myself, then I think I'm really good. Yeah, because most of the small talk you have, they're just lies about yourself. Uh, no, that also depends where I am. You were like a scientist. I don't do that all the time, but it is fun to see how your acting chops are.

Just like, just test it out. Like if you're at a bar and a person that you don't really care to talk to anyway is like, Oh, Hey, and you're like, Oh, hi, I'm Kevin. Like you just,. Okay, like if you're at a bar and a person that you don't really care to talk to you Anyway, it's like oh hey and you're like, oh, I'm Kevin like you just you know, like who cares the last time? I I think I should say last time the only time I've done that was in like Vegas And it was the one the first year me you Espo like all of us went not like the big crew yeah, you know the smaller crew and I was like a 22 year old FBI secret agent named like you know something like Quincy you know Stevenson or something. You went to, you were 22 and you told people that you worked for the FBI? This kid wants to be Batman so bad.

That's unbelievable stuff. You know what's funny? You can't lie about your first name anymore. You know what's, I know now, now I'm screwed, now people know me. I know. But you know what's screwed up? Is you say he wants to be Batman as if you wouldn't want to be fucking Batman either. I'd prefer guns.

I would just shoot. So just be Batman but with a gun aka the Red Hood Jason Todd who you know, Jason Todd He was the second Batman excuse me the second Robin behind Dick Grayson and right right before Tim Drake No, not ringing a bell You don't remember that death in the family comic. I Stopped listening at Red Robin was that fast food back red hood red hood red hood but I am I feel a sense of confidence I have received the validation that I've been looking for quite frankly my whole life and no not

for my dad from a more important person who's that the internet oh got it you think the internet is a boy or a girl? It's a boy, dude. Because it's annoying as hell. It's annoying, it's obnoxious, people wanna get the fuck, people are just like, shut up, you idiot. Oh, I see what you're doing. It swears it knows everything.

I see what you're doing. You saved it by saying it. No, that was my answer the whole fucking time. Say boy, but then talk negatively about it. Yeah, that's what I- that was my answer the whole fucking time. It's like, say boy, but then talk negatively about it. Yeah, because it sucks, dude. Okay. If the internet was a girl, it'd be way nicer, dude. WAY nicer!

Are you kidding me? I was gonna say- ... Yeah. What do you- come on. I think women are generally more nice. Significantly. Guys don't know how to be nice.

Because society told us that being nice is weak you fucking pussy Yeah, but also it's like I don't know I don't know why but like I don't know I think like and also innately like women just have more compassion Uh yeah, and you could also blame it because if they feel like they don't be nice that they're gonna get murdered Back in the day. Yeah back in the now right here right now. What if they're not? Oh, yeah. No, there are times Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Yeah, it's like well, what did you say? I don't mean to like, you know, I'm not we're gonna do it Do it. No, no, I just want to I'm not trying to like you are cuz I'm not trying to go overboard with like Men suck type of things whatever but here's what I will say. Well, can you imagine?

Can you imagine? Being a woman and going on a first date? No, I'm carrying. Oh, are you kidding? Hell no. First of all, if I got anxiety, bro, I can't. I got to be. I got to be honest with you.

Like, ladies. How have you ever in your life even considered doing a blind date with someone? Part of me thinks- ever dude ever! Yo part of me is like what's wrong with you to be like yeah I'm just gonna go like that's so wild because I mean maybe it's because I watch too much like murder stuff there's murder stuff out there so like I just can't, you know, and I've been in like, you know, you drive by places in like Ubers in Manhattan

and like a girl and her friend are walking by someplace and then dudes are just appearing like shadows and just being like, oh, hey, and you're like, what is happening? Yeah, I- I'd be mad scared. Oh my God. You ever walk through dudes at a construction site? Are you kidding me? I walked on on I worked on a construction site, baby

I I so you've whistled. No, I I'm not a cat caller Actually, no, have you called cats? I'm like when we were teenagers cat call what's okay to cat call? That's not even what I was asking That's not even what I was asking. No one was asking you to impersonate each other. I know, I know. I'm saying, like when we were teenagers, I don't know if you remember this, but like when we were teenagers, we would be like at, like let's use Roosevelt Field Mall as an example.

And if we would see a good looking girl, one of our friends would just go like, hey, oh, and then like fucking like duck and be terrified. Would we? Yeah! I don't remember that honestly. It wasn't like, I'm sure I've done that at points in time, but like never, never like the fucking, you know, like the cartoon example of like the guy at the hard house,

like listen up sweetie, I can jack hammer something for you. Yeah, yeah. What do you think is gonna come out of that? Also- Do you think this woman is gonna be like, I am so impressed with your confidence, you fat fucking slob, that I am going to stop everything I'm doing to give you my undivided attention? Also, I'm just- is no one afraid of women?

I'm scared. They're gonna kill you. No, I'm scared to be like, Hi, I can't imagine being like, you're so beautiful and I would never- Well, when there's the fucking peanut gallery's watching this guy and he's, you know, to be like, hi, I can't imagine being like, you're so beautiful. And I would never do that. Well, when there's the fucking peanut galleries watching this guy and he's like, listen, I'm gonna pull concrete and then I'm gonna see a girl

and you guys watch what I say, okay? Yeah, I don't know, it's scary. It's scary. Bro, going on a first date is- Too much murder, too much murder. I couldn't, I couldn't. I mean, especially now, we know a lot more about murder now.

I would need eyes, I need I would definitely need like backup Just like people in like the bushes with like binoculars and stuff like that when we used to spy on our friends going on dates I would yes that we would follow I'm gonna go meet up with this girl at the park I'm like, okay cool I then they leave and then we would take the long way we would follow them and stare at them and then we would Her if you remember this we would like see them like, then we would do her if you remember this We would like see them like, you know, like say, you know One of our friends was like walking the girl home or something like that they would stop at the corner and it looks like they were either gonna like going for a kiss or something and then we would just

walk out into the street and just Like fucking idiots and just completely I and he just, yeah! Like fucking idiots. And just completely, I love this story so much and we've spoken about it before. I don't remember how true it is, but it's one of the funniest stories I've ever heard where we had a kid in our friend group that walked a girl home and so badly wanted to,

he had a big crush on her and wanted her to have a crush on him and like allegedly I really hope it's true he like went into kiss and she like moved out of the way and he like stumbled forward and like 50 pencils fell out of his back 50 pencils that's kind of wild that's just being a kid also when you said 50 pencils that's kind of wild that's just being a kid also when you said 50 pencils that did something to me I'm not gonna lie oh like the good pencils like the nice rubbery erasers this is gonna sound weird and I don't mean to transition we're making very hard transitions right now but I'm gonna do

it again there is something about an abundance of pencils and batteries that gets me going. Like horny going? Yes and no, like not no. I gotta be honest with you. I have a lot of questions because there are a ton of batteries out there. I know.

And if you're just doing this fucking show half mass all the time. Think about this, think about this, okay? Your remote doesn't have batteries. You're like, oh, we gotta order more batteries. These are the last ones we have. Then you order a hundred, right? And then you open the box and you're like oh we got to order more batteries these are the last ones we have then you order a hundred right and then you open the box and you're like I have a hundred batteries like this is gonna last I can

fucking power every do you have the battery daddy or whatever it's called or like the caddy daddy or whatever fuck are you talking about you know is that a dildo oh yes well it's a dildo for dads which I guess is just just a regular dildo but it's a giant it looks like a briefcase and it is just meant for batteries that's fire dude you're gonna be fucking soaked the minute you see this yeah dude are you and it's like it has the cutouts just for double A's just for triple A's you could throw C's in there is it like padding like a gun case? It's see-through dude. You've never seen this thing. Oh, I have seen that I have my fucking mother-in-law got me one last year and then she didn't realize it didn't come loaded with batteries

So she spent an absurd amount Yes, I have seen that dude and it comes with like a little battery tester and then also bro Tell me you don't like can someone appreciate like when someone would open their Pencil case and it would just be mad neat. It would be like 15 pencils all perfect. I'm gonna do you one better I'm gonna do you one better. I'm gonna do you one better when someone would have the 64 pack of Crayola crayons and they would open it up and it was freshly sharpened It's just and it's just, oh it's just bleachers.

Of fucking awesome crayons. Oh my god, I love that shit. And they have all the best colors too. Yeah. And you're just looking at it and you're just like, oh I would eat the fuck out of these crayons. That's why like, yo there's something crazy about like, cause everyone likes back to school shopping.

It's sexual for you. But that, yeah. I think cause like the first day of school, when you have kids binder is neat I open up the and the dividers and the dividers are all right and they're clean Fucking post-its the little singular post-its that you put in books for books yeah Joey is gonna be the highlighters hot bro for you don't get me fucking started on whiteout Don't do not fucking start talking about which one the tape the pen with the squishy that you can do or the or the fucking

The painter let me tell you this right now the pen can go fuck its mother. I hate that stupid pen Okay, I hate that fucking pen the tape though I love the tape and of course the little, the swishy-schwash, the painting, mad fun. Now let me ask you, which of the painting was better? The one that had the actual brush on the end or the one that had the sponge, like the cheese? The fucking triangular sponge. The cheese, baby, yes!

That's my shit. Yo, I am so fucking with you. I hated the fuck out of the tape because I was just like, who do you think you are? It would it would like kick and it would kick up at the end and then you had to like push it down with your finger and then you'd get like ink on it yeah I didn't like that shit the fucking brush dude I'll tell you right now I'd paint a house with that I would paint do you remember we used to paint our footballs with it yeah I would and don't even get me started on the smell yeah

whatever chemicals were in whiteout Bro back in 2004 when I had that whiteout a part of me wanted to paint my nails I knew everyone would call me a gag or something. I did that for baseball. First of all, I painted my my Sure catcher. Yeah What when's the last time you used whiteout? Bro, mr. Pogra bin's class third grade. I Don't know. I would love an excuse to have I mean you do babe. Just start writing stuff more Why don't you just write stuff more?

You have a fucking desk full of pens that you never use and always disappear, right? Just start writing stuff down like I start writing stuff out. I will I will say this you are not wrong There is when you walk through like the like three aisles of stationary and target. It's euphoric Borderline orgasmic. Yeah, and you see all those pens and they're just in their box and then it's like we'll give you a bonus one Oh my god, and also they have the really expensive pens that have like a diaper on them and you're like Oh, I love that. Oh like the like the point of it comes with like it's got a glue on it like no No, I'm talking about like where you would put your finger like it's got a little diaper Oh the finger squeegee got a fat finger. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah My fingers Matt comfortable you own a pen that just rolls. Oh, you're a roller

Oh, see, I like the like the like the precise V7 like the gel. I like that. I like that like that ink. Yeah. But you want to just a fucking whore of a ballpoint don't you? Bro and Tiffany Wynn. She had all the coolest shit. She had mad cool shit. Yo this girl if she's not famous yet why? We loved her. We love her dude like but but I remember Tiffany she and back to the Japanese yeah You know what before I go down this whole thing because it might take an hour Yeah, yeah, you're about you know what before I go down this whole thing because it might take an hour We do have some ads the first one being Squarespace Squarespace is where you're gonna want to build all of your websites Okay, you can buy domains from this and also you could build your website if you have a small business or you have content or something You want to share your website is going to be your first impression

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I know honestly We had other stuff and I even made the transition into one of the things I said I wanted to talk about don't care about it Yeah, I don't right into fucking yeah, you know, absolutely There's two things that I do want to talk about one thing also Just so everyone knows this girl Tiffany that we're talking about we were barely friends and haven't spoken to her in 20 years The way of 23 years more. Yeah, maybe more. She doesn't even know she's doing well. Yeah, I do hope she's doing well insanely smart She's probably crushing it. So God well, she was smart in elementary school. She could have, she, let's be honest, she could have went straight downhill. She might be an idiot now.

Uh. We don't know! But we hope she's still smart and we hope she's doing well. Yeah. Uh, but she introduced me to, cause you know, you had all different types of pens and blah blah blah and I was already on the ones with the little diaper and you could even put the ones that had the extra diaper on top of it, the pen, so it's like, now you're holding it. Yeah, you had the loaded diaper of a pen in your hand crazy

But then she introduced me to those like artistic pens that are like black and it's almost like a marker But it's thin and it's mad neat and it's like to use for like calligraphy Yes, yes, and I was like yo what cuz those are mad expensive She had the best pencil case and the best snacks I remember she was always coming in with bro. She had the one opus Asian the jellies. Yes the gel Yo to this day. I do not know buy a box of them by the whole company What are those they were like her and fucking Pooja had them Pooja Pooja had Pooja had him and I asked all the Time I almost died on one. She gave me an apple one and I almost choked on it I just tried to kill it fuck you Pooja had them and I asked all the time. I almost died on one She gave me an apple one and I almost choked on it. I just tried to kill it. Fuck you Pooja

Jellies they were like it was a little cup and it was just a clear jelly and there was just like a piece of fruit in It what the fuck was I was like it was like a pear or an apple or you know, like some something Asia, did you just type in Asian jellies Asian jelly cups Asian jelly what are they there was an Asian girl who lived on my block growing up and she had them too what why why what you know share with us we're sorry we're sorry the Asians had good snacks, man. They had good snacks? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

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like condoms what am I looking at? What the hell? God guys if you Google fucking Asian guys help us find this stop gatekeeping Asian snack. Yeah Anyone who's a just watching this if you're gay keep the jelly cup. Come on. Give us some cups Yeah, dude. She had all the cool shit, and then she I remember when she pulled out a container of She had two different types of pencil led. She was like, well, this is the finer the 0.5 millimeter Yo, the 0.7. I was like if any yeah, I was like, you know, you have a nine millimeter pencil What is that? Oh, she had it all dude. Yo, I used to love that too because they came with the cartridges So you know you got to load up your pencil? Yeah, dude Like it and then you would put it in and then you would make do heroin fake to heroin

School was the coolest place where else can you fake do heroin with an Asian person's reusable lead pencil? Great time dude, it's a great time. Oh god. That was so good. I used to always be like Miles did it recently and I was just like not heroin the like playing around man I figured he was talking about the lead he did it with the pencil cuz I got him From like one of the airports. I got him. It looks like a real pencil, but it's just a real and he did that He's like look at this. I was like good good very good But then someone told me I was gonna get lead poisoning and like yeah, I freaked out after great got stabbed by a pencil He still has pencil in his leg or arm or some shit like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, ask him.

Greg! He's coming. He's screaming, what? Come here, show us your leg. Wait, it's in his leg? Who stabbed him with a pencil? I think it might be his leg, yeah. Who stabbed him?

I don't know, come on, come on, come on. We'll have to ask him. He's got his AirPods in. He's got his AirPods in, he's big business. Dad? First of all, listen listen Pied Piper, what fucking shoes are you wearing? Just cut in front of everything, we're recording.

Wait, what are you doing over here? Wait. Come on, go aside. Can you sit here for a second? First of all, this is not a side. This is, you got stabbed by a pencil and you got lead in your leg. Do you have lead poisoning?

No. Oh, ew, you have lead in your hand. It's not lead, it's graphite. Well, that's what it is. We just need to figure that lead. It's graphite. Well, that's we just figure that out like fourth grade You got stabbed that long ago What an idiot wait for on purpose probably so horny about it, too. He was like, ah business Listening to simple plan. He's like fuck. He was mad at himself for having a fucking piece of cheese Can you hear it? Yeah, can you hear it?

Okay. What's the debate? I don't have a- I'm just saying how you got stabbed by a pencil and you have, yeah. Yeah, so you stabbed yourself with pencil. Yeah, give the people what they want. They really, and that's a horrible shot.

And maybe they can see it now. I'll be honest, the whole shot is horrible because I'm completely, hey. Yeah, Greg, you know what? You could have taken any other route. This has been a- And there he trips. This has been a mistake is what it has been. Yeah, honestly. Thank you so much, Greg. You know what you could have taken any other route. This has been an area trip This is this has been a mistake. Yeah, honestly. Thank you so much Greg. We appreciate everyone give a round of applause for Greg Yeah, thank you so much Greg by the way also

Are you like a fucking like like a dancing limerick? What are you wearing those shoes? Yeah, look at these Yeah, dude. Those are the Paul Revere's those are really good Those are really good. Those are very good Yo, Greg, let me ask you something real quick just give me a thumbs up or thumbs down he's pissed he's pissed you see him pissed I mean, he's trying to go five times What was the question? Did you? went to school with Asian kids Okay, did they not have the sickest pencils? Do you know Asian jelly cups what were those you would know you're

definitely you know Asian jelly cups kid loves we're gonna introduce yeah yeah okay I remember that get out now wait there you'd suck on the back of pens and they would explode ink in your mouth we've discussed this several times. We've discussed this several times. Yeah, I don't remember that. Yeah. So I do like Pocky's though. Is that Asian? Yeah. Big. Pocky's are good. Pocky's are good. They're just dipped in chocolate. They're like a solid snack. Love them.

What other Asian stuff do we like? Everything. Yeah. Make that very clear. Right. I mean... What if... Silence! What if she's like, you know, what if Tiffany is mad at us and she's like... For what? Like fucking telling her she has awesome snacks?

Yeah, she did everything she could. But if she fucking is gatekeeping the jelly cups, I'm mad at her. Give it... Honestly, I'm kind of with you there. Do you think we're gonna get hit up? I hope! Yo guys, don't go looking for this girl. Don't be fucking weird. Please don't. God guys don't go looking for this girl. Yeah, please please don't God

Don't go looking for tiff. Let her live. Yeah, let her live her life She's probably married and she probably thinks we're two fucking idiots Google her right now. I Frank I typed her name These aren't her she at Well Facebook if I'm gonna be honest, I don't know how I would even go about trying to face person that I had a face Facebook, baby Do I know my Facebook password? I have no idea I'm not like oh I am logged in. Oh, I'm not it's a recording. Is it your burner account or no my burner account Hey, so I almost got him there folks Anyway, I don't know people think that's like a crime to have a second account that you don't want people to like talk to

You on who thinks that's a crime people are just like oh so it's always a burner account Okay, no one KD got in trouble for it. He was also pretending to reply. Yeah, I know that was funny It's real funny, but you know Some people are more fancy than others so back to what I was saying got that got that What what were you say? I was gonna bring up oak tag. What's oak tag? paper paper oak tag oh Yes When it'd be like we have a projects when you well no oak tag was the flimsy one you're talking poster board

No, I was talking about I was talking about oak tag opened like this and I was gonna get to Big Daddy poster board poster board Why are we not using this thing more? Oh! And then you'd print out fucking just like introduction, hypothesis, study, conclusion in the sickest word art on fucking Microsoft Word. God. You know what word art I'm talking about, right? The one where it was like, it was a gradient? A gradient.

Gradient! We're back! We're gray to like red or some shit? Or like, it was like light blue into white. Oh my god. Or the orange and red- it was like light blue into white Oh my god Or the orange and red one that was like squiggly Yes Bro I hope that you guys had the same child as us otherwise we're just talking

And if you didn't, fuck you And also it sounds great because it was Yeah Okay If you didn't grow up on the fucking Asian jelly cups, you suck Dude the birth of Pokemon cards to Yu-Gi-Oh cards to Asian jelly cups the agents We've raised in an Asian like we're just yeah, but like they had a comeback They had a comeback in the late 90s early 2000s

We've had we've certainly we've had we've had a couple so it was a bump. We've had, we've certainly had that. We've had, we've had a couple. It's a little bumpy right now for us. You get to say that again. It's a little bumpy for us right now. I got my seatbelt off. Yeah, you know, you never know what the road ahead is going to look like. I will say, what I was trying to say originally was...

And there it goes. Gone. No, no, no, no, no. and There it goes God no no no apparently the fucking Jesus Christ Greg running The Asian jelly cups, I thought you meant your stupid-ass shoes No, yeah the Asian jelly cups. Yeah, I thought I thought you were referencing the George Washington sixes that you're currently wearing Yo, can you do me a favor? Just do me a favor real quick very easy. Look up the company and see if they're See if they want us we're gonna buy the company like revive it remember that part of town diggin nights where he's just doing like

Asian he's doing like a commercial for like an Asian gum That's what we're gonna do. Let's get the next view of ads is gonna be us just make them a sponsor make them a sponsor Imagine we're sitting here trying to talk Japanese. Okay, we don't have to do that. We could just say Do really good impressions don't say that No, dude, I'm I'm all over it I'm not not kidding. Okay, and you remember when you bought kongies Korean I still Korean I still have them at the house you want to play next week sure I'll bring them in baby What would you do if I whipped him out right now you to lose your shit be honest? I wouldn't lose my shit your shit would be lost

Maybe yeah, yeah, no good times though. No. No if I had kugis right now Yeah, making a poster board, but I did like an oak tag No. No if I had coogies right now, but yeah making a poster board But I did like an oak tag too. I gotta say it up This is Hole punchers whoa we talked about this recently I know that's the one where it's like you move it and it's the three and then you fucking press down like you're Hold on hold on Maybe the horniest school supply. I'm so horny for school supplies the hole punches that go in your binder wrong

But those are good to so sick those are good, too Bro, do you remember you would just stack up like a bunch of construction paper, and then you put it on like that thing It's like it's nice the old school paper cutter The fucking why were they why did they allow a full-on machete in our elementary school dude I could dude every room if you guys don't know I'm gonna talk it was a big square wooden board Yeah, that had lines in it and it had like on one side it had like a like a ruler on both sides And it was raised and the idea is that you put paper into it and then there's a legit Machete it's a look katana

Attached to this thing and it was on an arm and you would just sis eyes. Yeah, and it would cut So fucking and it would make this It was so good you could literally David Copperfield cut a child in half with this thing, dude. That's where you went. Yeah. Why? It's a dangerous thing to have in a fucking 4th grade fucking thing.

Like a child, if I laid him down and was like, oh, it's a magic trick, I could cut him in half. Bro, they were just like, carefully your fingers. There was a full meat cleaver on this thing. I have to cut my fingers off now. There's a shogun sword in the fucking classroom They're back to Asian, but the Asians are ruling the world We actually live in an Asian listen Queens, New York was Flushing Asian. Oh, yeah big Asian also. It smells great over there. It is the best smell

Let me ask you a question. It does smell bad on some blocks. No. There's a lot of garbage. But that's not the Asians fault. Once you get a sniff of the nuts, I know that sounds weird. God damn the nuts. The nuts smell mad good. Asian nuts are fucking incredible. Asian street nuts. Unbelievable smelling. It's one of the best smells in the world. Asian street nuts. Asian street nuts. Unbelievable shit. It is really really good. go to fucking flushing go to Main Street in the main street in Flushing Queens and Tell me get a whiff of those fucking Asian street nuts and tell me your life isn't different first of all Those nuts are calling honestly right now Does the idea I remember the feeling so vividly of going to your school and taking the bus there and getting off and being like This is the greatest place on the planet and nuts would hit you in the face right in the fucking face, dude

Right you get punched in the mouth and the nose by nuts And you're just like this is the greatest place on the planet. It was so good and then tea Tea they always had like boba tea places like regular tea houses you know what I fuck with boba tea like the coolest thing about boba tea that's a big-ass straw I gotta stab this thing it's a big-ass straw yeah yeah yeah it comes like sealed on top and you just have to like fucking full-on yeah murder a cup I'm gonna be honest I've never even drank boba tea I've I've had it maybe once, I could be wrong.

What is that shit in there? It's tapioca. It sounds miserable and I'm sure it's not. Tapioca. But like, I can't be trusted with little balls and a giant straw and I'll choke. That's an insane sentence. Why?

I will choke if I had boba tea I can't be trusted with little balls in a straw Hindsight maybe I could have worded that in a better way That didn't sound Where'd you go? I think you know boba, but I've never had one a partially because I'm scared to I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-? No, it's a T-boy. I don't know that. Yeah. I don't know. Like a T-boy. Maybe you will be that too. You know, maybe you will. I don't think it works like that. I'm not gonna like, you know. Did you see there was some right-wing politician who was like, as a social experiment, I decided to expose wokeness

and pretended to be trans for three weeks. That's a long time. And then he's like, I found out they were so accepting and all so willing to call me by my pronouns. What? Got them. And it's like, you exposed nothing.

You have exposed the kindness in people. Like, fucking got em. You got wokeness, baby. I knew people would be accepting. Yeah. Now I had no worries about where I went or what I did. Oh, sounds pretty... Dude.

This is a new record. This is unbelievable. This is an a new record this is unbelievable this is an absolute new record we had several things to talk about we didn't get to the first one didn't get to any of them but we do have we have more and is it the jellies it isn't the jellies but you can look forward to that in the future, I don't know. But we do have, this is a big one for Frank here, Skims. Oh yes, dude. Skims is now a sponsor of the Basemyard,

but Skims, they make men's underwear now, okay? It's not just Kim Kardashian, it's also for the boys, okay? I will tell you this very, very clearly. Tell them what happened to you. The guys have gotten annoyed at how much I talk about the skins underwear that they kindly sent to me. They are soft Comfortable dude. Yo, like this is not a guy if they weren't a sponsor. I still would be saying this Unbelievably they are very comfy and there is like I have to buy 500 pairs now Yeah, because they are too good for me. Right? Yeah, when you put them on your body and you're just like I'm just like

In place I breathe my everything's breathing. I'll be very honest with you. I also felt more comfortable and confident in them Yeah, that that's just a me thing that that's a good way of Cleaning up what you actually said to me that he feels confident in them Uh, because he said something that we're not gonna say we him. We're not gonna make any assertions about this company that they can't back up. But personally I felt good. Yeah. That's all I'm gonna say.

Yeah, it was lovely. So they are great. You could shop Skims, SkimsMens at skims.com. Okay, let them know we sent you. After you place your order, select podcast in the survey and select our show in the drop-down menu, okay? So if you're a guy out there I mean they got skims at skims, baby. What is that?

It's skin so you know what I mean go go get some nice cool nice form-fitting underwear It's it's so nice on your body So go to skims and then and then do podcasts and do the survey and let them know that the basement yard sent you, all right? Me and Frank, you would never steal, you're wrong. And lastly here, we have BetterHelp. BetterHelp is online therapy, okay? This podcast is sponsored by BetterHelp.

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spelled B E T T E R H E L P dot com slash base me yard. And you'll get 10% off of that first month. Okay. There you go. The reason I was laughing so hard is because Greg looked up the company that sells the fruit jellies and legit sent them an email, copied me and you on it, and says, we're interested in buying your company. Oh, you never know, folks. You never know.

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. How much How how much could they be making I mean dude they could be making billions we don't know I think it's a it's a US-based company I Don't think so is the one that he emailed. I just looked it up. Yeah Yeah, that's what I'm saying like we might we might be we can make it our own we could be like Frank and Joe's jelly cups Frank and Joe's jelly cups double chocolate We're gonna give Frank and Joe's jelly cut that was a horrible that was the worst one

I've ever taken I we're gonna give Frank and Joe's jelly cups. Oh, oh I want him to do one video where he gives it like 14 booms and see how many people actually stick around for all 14 of the booms or just do so many booms that eventually his Face gets so ready past yeah, he's just like I get this cookie 861 boom boom boom To see if he'll actually commit to it

This is a new record. Which one? We haven't talked about anything. And at this point? I don't wanna. I don't wanna either. Should we shut the lap? Shut it up.

Fuck you, bitch. I meant to give it the finger and then I shot it with a gun. This shows you where your head is at. Shooting guns? What? Are you at. Shooting guns? What? Are you coming around on guns? I mean, I've been very vocal that like,

eventually I would like to move to the suburbs, and I'm gunning up. You need at least one gun. I feel like I'm more afraid to live in nice neighborhoods. Is that weird? Yeah, because that's where the white freaks like you guys are. Well, I feel like that's just like yeah, it's

I like how you're like, yeah Yeah, I'm like I meant like I feel like that's maybe it's just because of the movies but like that's where people get like Home invasion stuff. Yeah, I mean home invasions are so like they are they are they this they are nothing really Yeah, most most like invasions or like crimes like that happen from people within the family. So make sure you keep a good relationship with everyone and cousins and brothers and sisters. I'm scared because I feel like if I did have a gun

and in the middle of the night I hear someone like rummaging then I'm like, okay, I have to shoot somebody. Now I have to use my gun. But now it gets me thinking though, like what if like someone's setting up like, you know, Like a surprise party for me or something. I just like kill like my aunt because she's just trying to question Why would your aunt be in your home in the evening late at night? Setting up a single banner for a surprise party for you I'm just saying in the off chance that she's setting up a fucking happy birthday banner, she's gonna get gunned down, bro.

I mean, I gotta say, I'm probably a little closer to having a gun than you are. And I've kind of grown comfortable with my whole like kitchen towel around the handle of a knife. So like, I feel like I'm losing that, you know what I mean? Like I feel more confident with a knife than I would a gun. Okay. What are you, a pirate. Okay, what are you a pirate? But what if they have a gun? Run at them. Die quicker, is that what you're, is that what you're saying?

They say if the person has a gun run toward them, if they have a knife run away from them. It's not a deer, you don't speed up. You fucking duck, They're gonna shoot. Yeah, I don't know. If you run at someone with a gun, and it's a real gun, you have to figure they're gonna get so scared they shoot,

even if they don't want to. Yeah, I don't know, honestly, and I hope I never find out. I hope so also. I hope you never find out. Yeah, yeah. Let's just move off this conversation. Guns, guns.

Bang, bang, bang. Would you get a shotgun? No Loading it's cool loading a shotgun like I hope I hope I hope and I need your help here. Seriously, you know me I know I go through I've gone through changes in my life different personalities different Turn and face the strain Change Change the strain change No, I'm being rich man time may change me I can't change time

That's a really good boy. All right, Peter our boy sound you just made like a pug What you like? You like snart just now. I didn't mean to What? You might, did you just like snort just now? I didn't mean to. Cool. Sorry. You know me, I've gone through different iterations. R.A. Frank, R.D. Frank, Fun Frank.

Frat Frank. Frat Frank, fresh as I'm is Frank. Yeah. You know? If I ever, ever, even as a joke, think it'll be funny to like clean my gun around any of my daughter's boyfriends take that gun and kill me.

Frankie and I Frank. Just do it. I do I love you. I will accept. Hold on. Hold on. Well, this is a pact here. This is a pact.

No, no, no. I just want to tell you something. I love you. Yes. And you're right. I do know you. Yeah. And I have to say, I have to say. Just, just, just, just, just. Sounds like something you do.

I don't think I will. And I'll tell you why. I don't, I don't. Yeah, but being a dad makes you do dumb shit probably. I know, I know, and I'm scared. I am scared, I'll be honest. I'm scared. Like, they'll be walking in, you're like, pfft.

Dude, I didn't even tell you. We recently went to a family party, and there was like a little boy there and our niece ran up to us and goes, to Becca and I and she goes, Ruby said she thinks that boy is cute and might wanna kiss him. And I said, where the fuck is this kid?

And I went upstairs and I opened, like this wasn't like a show, I just- Wait, who said that to you? My niece. Oh, okay. She's like, she said that he's cute and she wants to maybe- Pan, snitch that to you? My niece. Oh, okay. She's like, she said that he's cute and she wants to maybe. Pan, snitch!

Good, honestly. Yeah. And I didn't, like, I didn't feel anything. I just, my body stood up, moved me into the room and I opened the door and I said, absolutely not. No, the kid wasn't even in there. But like, I just wanted to make sure I set the groundwork. I scared the whole kid, all the kids in the room

No kissing no kissing, bitch Okay And I I just want to I agree. Yeah, but why I don't know It just came out it just came out of me. You think you're gonna be like a like a you can't date No, I I don't think I will be that person. I think I mean you are right now. No For my three-year-old daughter joey wanted to kiss another boy. I think I will. I mean you are right now. No, for my three year old daughter, Joey wanted to kiss another boy. I just said I agreed. What age does that stop though?

I think honestly around puberty age. I think that there is a level of. What is that 12? 12, 13, you know it might be a little younger for girls but you know like I hope that I am the parent and Beck and I have had multiple conversations about this that keep an open line of communication with our kids and instill responsibility in them and not

Fear and rejection, you know like being like no you're not gonna do it because I'll fucking you I really don't think I'll be that person. You just kicked a door down. Yeah, a three-year-old Joey Hey, man, kids are listening But then my father my father-in-law was down there and he was just like you're gonna have to deal with a lot of that yeah, and I was just like fuck I wonder how that's gonna be I think you'll take the same route because I see like you have a really good I would love to do a bad boys to thing with you and just scare a prom date But not like scared like just kind of just like that was a full scare. He answered the door with a gun joey Didn't he yeah, but like I wouldn't take it out. I would just have it

No, see now you're becoming what you think I said I would become yeah, but i'm doing it for fun I'm not doing it because like you think I would be really wanting to shoot this person at my dinner table No one wants to shoot anyone. I just want to know that you know With the if you if there is violence there's fucking violence Yeah, listen if I'm pulling if if one of my Children's significant others sees a gun that I have it's because they're on the fucking receiving end of it Let's make that very clear. Okay, that is not going to happen. Yeah, but you know if I ever become that guy that's just like sit

down and I take a gun out and I just like start cleaning it in front of him I hope that you would kill me I would let you know okay yeah just please do that for me and I don't think I'll do that but just in case you never know what could happen in 15 years if I was there dude I would just try to neutralize the whole thing like I would act like we're just like, I'm hoping that like our career continues on this really great path, this trajectory. And it scares people. It's like, Oh my God, Ruby's dad is like, he knows evil.

Frank, hold on, hold on. If our, just to be clear, I don't know if you know the way that people perceive us, but they're certain we're gay for each other. So I don't know if our, if way that people perceive us, but they're certain we're gay for each other. So I don't know if our career keeps going the way it is. I don't think that's intimidating anyone. They're just gonna be like, those are those two guys, they're friends and like, they're probably gay or something. That's probably what, like that's how it's being viewed.

Oh my God, that's Ruby's dad, he's terrified. We're like, oh my God, that's Ruby's dad. He often talks about his fucking balls. That's Ruby's dad. He loves hugging his friend It's gonna be fun it's gonna be fun I do hope that you become that like Like you're around like I can't say anything crazy. So it's like Joey's gonna step in and be like listen He can't say anything crazy. Oh, yeah. Yeah, of course. Let me tell you back up We do good cut back. Yeah, of course like I like the cops. Yeah. Yeah, I Like the cops. Yeah, like I've thought about that like overly nice

I thought about that and I'm gonna be really really honest with you I've thought about like I, not that this situation has ever come up, but like you ever see the movie, the town? I saw it twice on a Christmas. Yeah. Okay. On the same day. It was the same Christmas, Frank. It didn't even go to commercial. It started. I watched it again. Okay. That's bad.

Weird, but it's a good movie. It is. But like, I wonder, you know that scene where he's just like, listen up brother, we're gonna go hurt somebody, I need you to not ask any questions. And he's just like, all right, who's guy we take? Yeah. I've wondered if I were to approach you like that, what your response would be,

because I don't think you'd be like, all right, let's go. I'm mad in quizzes. You're very inquisitive. I would have mad questions. Like you can't ask me about it. It's like, I'm immediately going toitive. You're very inquisitive. I would have mad questions. Like you can't ask me about it. It's like, I'm immediately going to ask. You'd be like, what is going on? Who is it?

Tell me everything. Like you would be very inquisitive. I think you'd be down to ride. Yeah, but I would be like, yo, let's just think about a plan here. Yeah, you'd be just. Let's approach this. Let's approach this as a full on business model.

Yeah. And then Greg would come in. We have to cover tracks. Yeah, Greg would be like, all like alright, so like this is like the way that we like what's gonna be like the best ROI It's true. I think the one person in my life that would with no questions asked be like, okay is my brother Chris Yeah, well, I think yeah, he's a little crazy. Yeah Yeah, like if I called him right now and said don't ask questions. I need you to come with me to beat somebody up He's just saying like alright. I think both your brothers would say yeah I think more Chris than that more Chris than Nick Nick would be down to but he'd have one question Danny too

I think if I called Danny, he'd be like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Danny would be could they be a little too excited Probably he'd be like awesome Prob who in your life do you think could legit like legitimately be like okay I'd be inquisitive too just so we're clear I'd be very question I'd be we would probably get into an argument like you're just not gonna say anything you're not saying anything that's the point have you seen the movie? I don't know. I don't know Honestly, maybe a med Yeah, but a med would be like hold on I'm getting wax right now like he was

All you know is a good one Josh yeah, Josh would be Josh. Yeah, that's a really good one. Yeah, Josh He'd be like Josh would be like Josh would show up in his fucking pads like he would show up in Muay Thai shorts and boxing gloves and be like Let's go if I told Josh like yo, I'm about to get jumped by these guys I can use your helmet and he's like I just knocked out my boss I'm on my way And then he'd show up beat them up and then beat you up just as consolation too. Yeah This is fun. Everyone get a kick in the head. There are other people I don't want to name other people that like over our friend group because I don't you know want to like Expose but I think there are other people too

Like one person that we can think I can think of up top my head that you wouldn't want to mess with I Don't know oh Yeah, yeah, he'd be down yes Yes, I mean I've got I've gotten into fights because of that person when I wasn't I didn't want to get Yeah, but you know things happen. That's good to know one person like that in your life And I hope everyone has that person Joey. It's really great new record didn't talk a Single second about anything we wanted to talk about yeah, we tried. I'll be honest we did we did but we didn't talk a single second about anything we wanted to talk about. Yeah.

We tried, I'll be honest. We did. We did, but we didn't. Oak Tag prevails once again. Oak Tag and the Asians win this episode, so... I can't imagine what we're going to title this. Uh, Asian Jelly Cups, done. Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy I Don't want to see what fuck is it a note what graphics are produced for this episode because they might order on the Right on the line of this is gonna come through some drafts. Yeah

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