The Basement Yard - #475 - Crashing A Wedding

Episode Date: November 4, 2024

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Welcome back to the bas- Welcome back to the basement yard... Shripes! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Oh, yeah, alright. I didn't know if that was like a new, like, cool, like... Slur that you were gonna use at hispanish people by just calling me... Shripes?

I don't know, I can't keep up with it. You guys are coming up with new stuff all the time! So you guys... I haven't come up with a new slur ever. Ooh, you saved yourself there. You haven't come up with a new slur ever. Oh, you saved yourself there. You haven't come up with a new slur ever. You just use the ones that you've already heard of. Okay, you're enough.

You're done. You're done, you're done, you're done. You kind of walked into that one. Also, I don't know what it says about me. I don't like the pointing. What, that someone's pointing at you? Yeah. You're sensitive.

I don't think I'm sensitive. You don't think you're sensitive. I think alright I am pretty sensitive for thank you like not in like you're saying it in like a bad way I think I am I am I'm a good sensitive who said it in a bad way I think sensitive you said it you said it in a bad way chose to interpret it as bad because Talks masculinity here's fucking therapist Joe toxic masculinity. It's not toxic. Actually my man Masculinity is very you could you could drink it and you'd be fine bitch, okay? But if I say you're sensitive why is that a bad thing you interpret it as bad?

But you serve do you think it's 90% of the things that you say on here are meant to insult me bitch You just called me a bitch We can't start an episode two minutes without fucking yelling at each other you Do you want to start? Let's start over. Let's start again How are you? I'm doing well. How are you doing? I'm do I just said I know I'm an idiot. All right, you want to see one more time? Okay, go one more time. Okay, I'll start at this time Go. Hey, welcome back to the basement yard. How are you? I don't know Jesus Christ, it's my fault. I'm doing well I'm very excited for the wedding that we have as of recording this weekend. Mm-hmm. We're gonna unloose

I'm loose. We're gonna. I thought you're gonna say on lube and I was like, what does that mean? No, I'm getting ready to fucking yeah a little this maybe a little this I'm gonna get my hips going how Show me like Frank. I'm gonna get the hips going. How, shall we like? Frank, I'm gonna get the hips going, trust me. Yeah, we're gonna cause a whirlpool. Now here's the thing, we're men of a certain age now, we need to plan what our drink of choice is gonna be throughout the night. What are you starting with?

What are you gonna go for fucking the marathon with, babe? Okay, let's do what we're gonna start with. All right, I always- First, same time, ready? Well, hold on, wait, are we, cause here's the thing, we're gonna start with. All right. I always first same time ready. Hold on. Wait Are we are we because here's the thing you were you and I are both groomsmen, right? Uh, we're technically gonna be starting before the wedding tomorrow Yeah So which is the day before the wedding right out there. Yes. So What are we considering the start cocktail hour? No, I mean I have to officiate so I can't get ham sauced.

Well that's why I said cocktail hour. Isn't cocktail hour before? No, it's after Joey. That is true. You know what, you're good at this. It's ceremony cocktail hour. They fit the cock right in between

the party and the serious stuff. You know what I mean? Yeah, and then the reception okay, you know if I don't see a pigs in a blanket at this cocktail hour. I will flip a table I Think I have hope because I think people are realizing like I think this is gonna be a really beautiful wedding I think it's a it sounds like it's a really classy establishment classy Pigs in a blanket it it has far reaching effects. It could be dirt cheap, it could be classy. It could be everything in between. It all depends on what you have for the sauce.

Well, they probably won't call it Pigs in a blanket. They'll probably call it like, you know, like cocktail frank in a puff pastry. Yeah, yeah. Like just be who you are, bitch. Tell us what it is, baby. Be who you are, you dumb bitch. You're still a gutterslut under all those fucking layers.

Yeah, you're just a little pig wrapped up in a little nice blanket. What's wrong with that? Nothing. Nothing. But what drink is your drink to start the cock hour? I was gonna... Cock hour.

I was gonna start with a little drink called anything. Okay. You know what I may do if it's allowed? I don't know what kind of like vibe we have. But like if it's like you know it's so busy and everyone's blah blah blah then I might just like start with like a Marg or like a beer. I have noticed something about you from the many dinners and times that we've been on the tour and stuff like that Uh-huh. You're a big fan of spicy marks So I could see a spicy if they tell you like we're starting off with the spicy marks sure you're going for it Yeah, or oh hello. Hi. I might just be like

fucking Sprestine Oh Resson Martino because you be that you espresso. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Like, what's her name? What's Sabrina? Carpenter.

Carpenter. Yeah. You could be that you. You think her family were carpenters back in the day and that's why that's her last name? I mean, that's where most of names come from is like they were just given the name based off their occupation. Which is interesting now because she could not be less of a carpenter.

I mean, you never know. We don't know how, you know, like know like that's fair we don't know that was kind of a little sexist to you right there. What about being sexist she's a pop star. I mean pop stars could be many things a lot of people don't realize you know look at Harrison Ford legendary actor he got started because he was a carpenter a union carpenter a lot of people didn't know that Wow. Yeah. Well, there you go. I rescind I rescind so Sabrina Carpenter she could be very good with a rite of passage like to be in that family You need to know how to like build like a small desk or something You know unlikely because I don't think that's how last names work, but I but yeah, no

It's fair. I but like Sydney Sweeney works on cars. What the fuck is that? She's a mechanic Well, she comes from a white family. So that's works on cars. What the fuck is that? She's a mechanic. Well, she comes from a white family. So that's pretty on brand. Same, but I can't fix a car. I could barely drive it. Okay. I mean, your words, not mine. If I pop the hood, I'd be like, I don't even know.

I love, I've done that before where like things have gone awry in my car and I pop the hood to look to, as if I would know what I'm looking at. Yeah, I'm looking for fire. As long as there's not a fire. An active fire, yeah. Or something that's clearly broken. I'll pick up a dipstick to impress a girl or something.

You know what I mean? Oh, really? Yeah, if there's a girl there, I'd be like, oh, we gotta, oh, just test this out, you know? You know what I'm saying? I'm always pissed off to, oh, yes. See, I married, you know, Becca is very is very like I'm just a handsy she is whoa feel nice I'm saying but like she's very good with like handy

work around the house because her father was a carpenter Wow Wow but well also someone has to be well fuck you fuck you all the way but like I can't do like stuff like that yeah if I were to pop a hood, she would probably be able to come over and be able to like figure something out. Yeah, I'd be slamming a wrench against it. That's all I'd be doing. Yeah, it's not working. Here's my, you know my move here. Normally I start, if it's an open bar top shelf wedding, I try to get a drink for every of the premium spirits. I always do that.

How many drinks is that? That's why I get very drunk at these things. Dominic's wedding I was eviscerated. Hold on so you do rum, whiskey, tequila. Rum, whiskey, scotch, tequila, vodka. Scotch? You took a scotch at a wedding? Oh yeah. Oh, yeah Joe. You don't remember at

Dom's wedding. I was pounding a bud light and I had a glass of Johnny blue If it's an open bar, I always tip well Frank This Frank if the wedding you know, of course, it's open bar. If it wasn't, I'm raising hell. I know, well first of all, knowing the two people whose wedding it is. It's open. It's open bar, that bar has been open for a week. And their families too.

I'm gonna say this, if you're having premium top shelf at an open bar, you as a guest, Have to celebrate it. You need to take advantage of that. If there's something you've always wanted to try have it What do you gin? What do you gin? A GT baby? I'm an easy boy. I always start with Swamp water Shrek piss dirty martini. Yeah, you love that three olives if they have blue cheese olives. I may kill myself

Yeah, if they have garlic olives Someone is gonna get murdered. Yeah, and it might be the dance floor right I then go to depends on how I feel all mark okay maybe you know I can even do like something that requires me to lick the rim fuck with that that's okay you like look in the rim too well we're talking about drinks I didn't know what I was saying until I you just gave me that look yeah but that's what I mean't know what I was saying until you just gave me that look. But that's what I mean. You're a rimlicker the day you die, right bitch?

I can't put it up my tooth stone. Honestly, that's a good man right there baby. Hey man. But, yeah, I'm fine bro. Give me a playful drink. I don't give a fuck. If this thing is smoking, oh, I mean it's a wedding. They're not gonna make a smoky drink

Oh, bitch, it's Long Island. You know, I don't know they might be feeling freaky. This is prime wedding season He's got a good job, you know, they've got a both they both do well for themselves. Hey pay for some smoke Oh, and I also got to be realistic the amount that I'm probably consuming and the wedding gift. I'm probably Over what I'm giving you're in the hole. You're in the hole. I'm in the red Uh, yeah, a hundred percent. I but if here's the thing if I'm gonna do like a martini to start I'm gonna have to do This is the best way to start if you ask me you went oh Yeah, I'm gonna start like that because I can't hold a martini later on exactly. That's why you start with a dainty glass Yeah, because it looks classy. It looks classy and you can walk around cocktail hour. You're not sweating yet. Not sweating, not dancing. When it comes to full-on dancing, beer.

Yeah, you don't care and you're not dropping a glass. Don't be that person that drops a glass on the dance floor. You can't have that. You could drop a beer glass, a beer bottle, and like everyone just because the thing holds it all together. And it holds it and for the most part It's pretty sturdy glass. Yeah, if it falls on hardwood or like linoleum, whatever those dance floors are made of yeah It's gonna be okay. Yeah, but I'm ready. I'm ready to the reality is we'll probably start with some Scotcher whiskey Knowing knowing whose wedding it is. We is a little crazy. I'll probably oh you mean like in the bridal suite Yeah, yeah, there'll probably be a big fat whiskey there. Oh I need to find my flask! You should have had... yeah I got mine. I know I just got to make sure I bring it. I forget. I don't really... I've never really drinking... Oh I've flashed it up. You would. I've

flashed it up. I've gotten it like... a big thing when when I was in college was... Drinking out of a flask? Well, we did like fraternity and sorority formals, which were just weddings, but no one was getting married. It was just a party. It's just a dance? It was just, yeah. And we had flasks, but we would also pay the people to like,

we'd be like, yo, here's like, here's 40 bucks, give me a wristband, whatever. But a big thing was gummy bears infused in vodka or any alcohol. So I have walked around sorority formals and fraternity formals with a pocket of like a Tupperware. Frankie, don't don't say this. Just filled with gummy bears. Thank you, hold on.

You're telling me in college, you walked around a party getting drunk off of gummy bears? Well, let's be very clear. I was also way drunk before I got to these parties. Okay. And then I just kept it going by just chewing up. How did you fit a Tupperware in your pocket? Not a full like this size

You know how they make the tupperwares that are kind of longer and skinnier? Kind of like they almost look like a glasses case right you can fit that in your pocket And I did both breast pockets you had a double breast shirt on jacket And I know you you were definitely pawn in those things off, too Oh, you want some and you were fucking Joe? You know you know me yeah any of first of all life from the near 30 years of knowing me you need to have everything Frankie has I can I like to share I like to share that's what I'm saying. I like to share

He's like he's like yo you gotta try these pancakes really you gotta try them He'll push him four times before he stops He needs you to try yo these pancakes are great You should try them and then it's a does anyone want to try out is anyone want to try the pancakes? last call on the pancakes Last call the pancakes and then the last ones like right before I'm done with these anyone want them. That's what it is The etiquette it's nice offering your food. It's nice. You'm done with these, anyone want them? That's what it is. That's the etiquette to offering your food. It's nice.

You have a nice experience. You want to share the experience. Yes. I do. You just pushy. That's what I want to do. It's a little pushy. I wouldn't say pushy, because I'm not fucking shoving it

down your throat. Pass an inference on the defense a little bit. OK, I'll give you that. I'll give you that. Defensive holding, give me. But that's the way to do it. If you're going to offer, because what I order, I'm very happy in. And if it's delicious, I want give you that I'll give you that defensive holding give me like that's the way to do it if you're gonna offer Because what I order I'm very happy in and if it's delicious. I want everyone to experience That's what Becca and I do we go out to dinner. She's like I want these two things

I'm like I want these two things that it's like you order that I order that and we share right make this table a lazy Susan that's what I'm talking about. You know what I mean is that insensitive lazy Susan. I don't know. Let's call her dumbass Susan How is that better? I don't know because it Let's call her Dumbass Susan. How is that better? I don't know. Because it doesn't mean she's lazy, she might just be stupid. One is worse. Yeah, I'm not sure which one.

Lazy is subjective, stupid is universal. I feel like you made that worse. But, yeah. But, that's the thing. I got this steak. Yo, this steak is ridiculous. You want some? First time. No, I'm all right. You sure you don't want any?

Yeah, okay last call on this and Then finally, oh, I can't eat anymore. Anyone want these? Yeah, just and that's honestly around Three and four is when people are most susceptible to trying it Because they're excited when they get their own food Really? I feel the opposite. Like I'm either in on the first one. Cause when food lands, that's when I'm like,

Oh, that looks good. And then I'm hoping someone's like, Oh, or I'll say like, wow, that looks good. And then it's like, do you want to try? Yeah. That's why I said it looks good. Yeah. You know, that's, that's the, you, everyone does that. The worst person I've ever seen do that is Keith

Yeah, he's he's not very subtle. He's not very subtle. Wow, that's good. I I probably eat that I've told this story probably a dozen times maybe not on this show now a baker's now a baker's doesn't that's right doesn't make any sense we've agreed on that right no. What requires 13 eggs? I don't know. No, but Keith, we would be out probably at Subway and we'd get those cookies, which we hindsight looking back, probably not even cookies. And he'd be like, Oh, that looks good. I would so have one. You know what? I'm going to go buy one. Oh, but I don't have any money.

I'm probably not just going to get, but if I did, I'd get it. And I'm like, all right, Keith, have the have the we can hear that you want this cookie so badly So excited for wedding season. Yeah, by wedding season. I mean the one wedding on the horizon Yeah, I mean this is not wedding season. No, this is wedding season. Is it wedding? The fall is like peak wedding season. Right? I only have one Yeah, it's the only one that I know of Yeah, I think so. I don't even know anyone else getting married. Who else do we know is getting married? Everyone is either already married or just not getting married yet. Yeah, I don't

know. So we got to live this up, baby. Everybody to be living it up. I say, up. New item. And everybody living it up. What? Do you think they're gonna be- are we gonna have to make requests? It's a live band. You didn't know that? I totally forgot. It's a live band. Do you think they'll let us do a song? Let me be very clear about something.

Officiating isn't enough. I need to perform. Let's be very clear clear it's not been a month out yeah from fucking Radio City it's not about if they let us do a song we're getting those mics you're gonna get up there and be like do me a favor play fucking play you know piano man and it's mine bitch yeah it's maybe they'll be into it well I'm not'm not gonna I gotta be honest I think I'm scared. I think oh

That's why I started drinking earlier. The fear of doing this stuff will be long gone by I'm scared of by the best man speech Yeah, as soon as the party starts My fear and inhibitions will be out the window I see a moment that I can slip in and be a part of the live band. I might even play the drums. Ooh, that's good too. At the very minimum, I think that we can get up there and like be background singers.

Oh yeah, we could do here with them. Or you know what's gonna happen a lot, a lot, is when usually when they do that and they like at the edge of the stage and then they go to the crowd, bro I'm right there. Exactly. 24 carry magic. Ooh. like at the edge of the stage and then they go to the crowd for I'm right there 24 karat magic if they do a live band version of 24 karat magic of course they

are I am I'm telling you right now I might not walk home with feet I might not walk home cuz I'm driving home I might not leave that place with feet I will fucking burn my feet off dancing driving It's driving home. What do you mean? I'm saying like after oh It's gonna be it's gonna be it's gonna be it's gonna be Excited I'm excited me too, and I know your least favorite part of every wedding you've been to With the lake people is we're probably gonna do oh my god. I forgot about you freaks So

For those of you, what's that? Paradise by the dashboard light. Yeah, dude You got to see these people perform this song like so at the lake house where they are which our friend who's getting married Also has a house there people perform this song. Like, so at the Lake House where they are, which our friend who's getting married also has a house there, so his family's there, Frankie's family is there, and a bunch of other families. And for whatever reason, you know, these little bunch of cottages have,

their theme song is Dashboard by the, who's light? Sure. Sunlight by the Dashboard's height. What is it? Light by the dashboard just go just go whatever it is Look I knew the song but I can't remember it now just said it Well, I know I was like making a joke and now I've completely scrambled my brain come on something by the dashboard light. Okay Paradise They perform this song and it gets so,

especially you guys. What's up baby? Frank's family gets a little weird because the lyrics are like. It's about fucking in a car. It's about fucking in the car. And then you and your brothers are singing it to your sister, she's singing it back to you.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. First of all, take it the fuck easy, okay all take it the fuck easy okay take it the fuck easy let's be very yeah do you need me you know yes yeah well that stuff yeah the song is one hour long it's a lot song there is a big part in the middle of it where they just are playing the fucking radio version of a Yankees baseball game from the 40s or 50s whenever it is it's like here he comes running around heard and he say you know like but it's like I don't know where it came from to be honest I think it just started happening one year and then we just committed to it yeah yeah and made

it our whole like person and people get into it don't even sit there and lie about you not getting into it bitch because you're fucking in it uh It depends. I know you're right on and off and you're right there. I've been on and off and the boys Line up on this side the girls line up on this side and the boys sing the boys verse You know like fucking your mom goes hard like grace You know and the girls sing the girls verse you know like the fucking pink ladies and then at the end You know everyone just gets together and dances. That's good time Yeah, there's nothing wrong with it is about fucking in a car So when you look across and you see your family members there, right and women of significantly older age

It could be a little weird, but it's all just music baby. Yeah, that's music Well music is about fucking and sucking It's just a matter of which songs you loud to steep into your brain about the fucking and sucking Well, I don't know if that made any sense But yeah, I think so, but I forget that stuff. They're gonna go in there It's gonna go in there and it's gonna be a good time. Yeah, man. I totally forgot about the band I'm fucking am I've never been to a wedding with a live band. I've only been to To your brothers, right? No, my cousins. Okay. Yeah my cut and they had like 14 people in this band. It was ridiculous

I'm just letting you know. I know this is coming out both on patreon and publicly available after the wedding To our friends getting married we apologize for what might happen at this wedding with the live band and us It's been a couple weeks since we perform. We've got the itch I've got the edge. We've got the edge. It's not our fault. It's not It's not our fault You can't take you can't put baby in a corner cause these babies, you put these babies in a corner, these babies are gonna grab your mic and fucking rip it.

God damn, I'm hyped now. Yes! So we will apologize for that, but the other thing that we have to apologize for is that we forgot to plug something and Greg's gonna murder us. Uh. That's what he said.

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know we bought a bunch for all the shows and whatnot and that was the only place that you can get them we have some leftover inventory so we're putting it up on that website tbytorrmerch.com and you can go get it so we have a Santa Gata Studios baseball uniform Frank go get it! It's not a uniform it's just a shirt. It's just a jersey it's just a jersey there's no pants there's no bat and ball I mean you come on it's a Jersey I Know we don't have all of them look so we have this sick Jersey You guys have probably seen it in some photos, but this Jersey is now available on tbytoramersh.com

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So for everyone who bought merch during the tour, thank you so much. And everyone has said they enjoyed it. One thing that I will say about that merch is that we have our actual tour tee that has you know the basement art experience over here on the back is a bunch of dates and it's a really cool shirt and we love it a lot of people have sent like emails to

our merch company being like this was misprinted because it looks like the seams are inside out we did that on purpose that was a design choice it was a design choice we thought it was cool so we were like it's has this little like inside out type of thing. Yeah, it's Different it's fucking different. That's what you want. Now you're getting yelled at by him, which you don't want So yeah, just go check it out tbwitourmerch.com Frank. There you go There it is Do you want also if you want give Greg a rating 1 through 10 on his handwriting Frank?

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Yeah, I saw that. There's a naked woman, naked man, and you have to squeeze through them. You can't walk shoulder. Wait, to like get into the exhibit? I actually don't know if that's true, but it's part of the art exhibit, is like you have to walk through these people.

Why, why, why is this part of the exhibit? One word. Art. Okay, what happened when art was just like fucking fat babies with wings, and like naked fucking people like you know Like eating apples from trees and now you got to like fucking like grind on someone in order to be considered art to be fair And nudity has always been a part of art. Yeah, but like nudity in paintings. My uncle was an artist He drew fucking tits and dicks all the time okay but drawing it

and rubbing your own shit upon it yeah very different things I also think they're different but you got to be I mean let's be fair here I mean back in the day they had a lot back in the day they had a lot of statues that for I will say the most unnecessary thing that I think ever in the history of the art world I get it nudity it's artistic for your body whatever it is do the statues have to be pissing so they have to be pissing I think those are fountains brother well whatever they're pissing though fountains piss statues don't fountains aren't considered like art fountain is a statue but it's it but it's more about

the aquatics behind the statue no one cares about it and say like oh my god this beautiful piece of art they can say like I just want water to shoot up in my front yard yeah but why is it got a piss I've never really seen pissing statues I've seen like any of this thing when you fish spit I've never seen a fish spit they can't can. Can they? I don't know. Anyway. I don't care. So the art exhibit, right, this part of the exhibit is like there's a man and a woman and they're naked.

I saw. Right? So you have to squeeze through them and the internet was kind of asking how do you pass by? So do you give your... Crawl. Do you give... Crawl.

Can you crawl? No, dude. Come on, let's play the game. Can you run and jump? Run and jump? What, are you fucking Super Mario? You're gonna jump over these people? Not over, but between them. So if you had to squeeze through a naked man and a woman, are you giving your butt to the woman or the man? And giving your thing to the woman or man?

Well, hold on. Because you can't have this. I'm clothed, right? Yeah, yeah, you're clothed. Oh, I don't need to- Don't say- like, this is not a crazy thing to ask. Like, these freaking artists, like, you'd only experience the nude art if you're also nude as well.

If you have your clothes on and you're passing through a naked woman and a naked man, which way is your butt going? Oh, man, I don't know. What's worse? You gotta give an answer. I can't give my butt to a guy. So you're gonna you're gonna scrape shafts? You're gonna do a little this? Oh man this is this is a real Sophie's choice. You're gonna give him one of those? You're gonna have a little Johnny Depp sword fight? Why? Because he was a pirate? Yeah. Yeah, that's actually pretty spot on.

Uh, I- I mean I- I'm- I think- What do you do here, dude? I think throw... butt at him? No way, dude! Why? You're giving your ass to this guy? Well, I don't wanna give him my ass, but the way that I'm thinking about it is like, I'm gonna be passing by this guy, and if I'm giving him wiener, then he's in my face.

But you're giving him butt, that's a- like, that- But I'm worried about my face, like my face, I'm giving him wiener then he's in my face. But you're giving him butt that's a- like that- but I'm worried about my face like my face I'm facing the guy. Yeah your face the face of the guy you've been this close to a man's face. Not not fucking because I wanted to. I mean none of this is sexual none of this you're not doing any of this sexually. I know but I got pants on it's like we're not scraping penises. I would wear three pairs of jeans. Why is it? What is that gonna do? I just if I felt the skin on my like you would feel them on your jeans. I just don't know like face to face with a random guy being like sorry and like You've done that in nightclubs and shit like that like I'm I don't know dude What if I did like you just said nightclubs by the way, that's that's You do that and like a dancing joint if I go face

Well you would need to have a broken neck in order to You just turned like crazy though You're just looking to the side You know what, actually you don't Yeah, exactly, I could just go like this I could just go like that and then Men have kissed you on the cheek Italian old men, yeah

Yeah, there you go You could do that So I give this guy my front, but I give a oh Okay, oh, yeah, and I keep the hands up here if the head down here. I don't want to catch a catchin residual cop I'm not catching a dangle Yeah, you're catching the fucking you know a meat hook catch my drift. Yeah Yeah, you might have sold me. I think you, you could even go this way. You can go this way.

So how do you do it in a movie theater though? You throw butt, no? Butt to, but that's feet. I'm not passing, people aren't standing in a movie theater. Feet. Yeah, a lot of the movie theaters I go to now have recliners, so it's just people laying down. Oh, oh geez, money bags over here.

Definitely not money bags. They're just, they're just fucking- You fucking movie theaters, you only go to the ones where there's beds? Joe, all, honestly, and this is not me being moneybags. 20 years, by the way, I haven't been to the movies. I was gonna say, most of the ones around here probably have the same exact thing. Really? I don't know. They don't have like the seats. Bro, they ruined movie theaters. I just want to put that out there. I'd rather be in a reclining seat I'd read no because then it's like I

Like the old like dingy seats you show up and you find you see all right there You've rather that Rickle you feel like you're in a fucking spaceship when you get into one of these things I want to have like I can you know like if I Becca and I go and I can like cuddle her arm around her There's a giant fucking armrest in between us now. That's mechanized Wait Yeah, so wait, but you're talking about going back to regular movie theater. Oh, yeah, where there's an armrest Yeah, and you could just pick it up and then it's just the seats Yeah, now the armrest is like this big. Oh

And and then you have cuz you have your drinks you have your drinks and the buttons are in it a lot of the time So like it's it's electrified so you can't pick it up Electronic I think that's it It's an electrified you touch it you get electrocuted We did so we were we got interviewed by People Magazine, which was really, really cool. Which, if you guys haven't seen that, go check it out. I'm shocked you didn't bring this up sooner.

I forgot. But I, you know, print media is dead. It's dead. A lot of people don't even use it anymore. Everything is read online. So after the interview, she was really nice, and I and I asked her like I meant to say like is this gonna be digital? Only but I was like, is this only gonna be electronic? And he didn't like know that he said anything wrong and she went

Trump and I'm like digital is what he That bounced out it did but that that's a miss yeah, I Just I think the right way so wait in the movie theater. What do you do? It like in a regular movie theater face the screen, baby. So you throw butt at these people. Yeah, people are getting my butt You are too I don't know. You know what? It depends. If I'm getting out of my seat and going to the bathroom, then I think I throw penis at them.

But if I'm getting into the seats for the first time, then I think I'm throwing butt. So your first entrance into there, you give them your ass. Second time you come back, they get your cock. Yeah, I think so I Think I switch it up or it depends where I'm if you're on the end It doesn't even matter if you're sitting on a nile seat I mean if I'm if I'm turning in to the seats this way If you're coming up the stairs and turning that way then I throw but I think

Yeah, but if you have to you the stairs and turning that way then I throw but I think easy to give him your ass Yeah, yeah, but if you have to you know like come down and turn in yeah, I'm not gonna do a spin ballerina Yeah, yeah, that makes sense I think the most important part of whatever way you pick hands need to be a pants hands need to be up here because And I'm not talking here or here because you'll get you'll get boob. Yeah. Yeah, you got to stop in for you get freeze You need it. I mean freeze your under up baby hands up. Give me your heart. Give me give me your heart. Yeah, right here Yeah, I also think that it's it's required to be like Yeah, and you don't have to say sorry, but you have to sound like a snake you need to yes

You need it. You need to be a parcel tongue in that moment. Huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, huss, h so sorry, I'm so sorry. Yeah, yeah. Bro, and also, when you get back to the seats after the bathroom, you gotta be so self-deprecating, be like, I'm a fucking, I'm sorry. Obviously, I have to get back. Yes, that is proper. Even on a plane, I do that too. Movie theater etiquette is a whole other course. I'm sorry that I have a body.

We should get back in touch with our friend, Micah Meyer, the etiquette expert that proved that I was a better etiquette person than you don't know if that see if there is like if we can help her write a book on movie theater etiquette you've gone too far with the idea now because you're right when you get back to your seat you're just like I'm so I'm fucking sorry I'm sorry I'm such a fucking I'm just a big fat pissing idiot my fucking bladder sucks fuck it sucks It sucks, slap me in the face, thank you. I'm such a fuck, you know, like you're right.

You need to be the enemy of yourself in a movie theater. Yeah. You know, especially if you sneeze. Getting up two times during a movie, by the way. No, piss your pants, piss your pants. You get one bathroom break. You get one bathroom break, and the proper way to go to the bathroom during the movie

is to run to the bathroom so you don't miss any of the movie and piss as hard and fast as you possibly could. Yeah. And then- Grip your butt and like push more piss out. I was hoping you were gonna keep talking. We're here. We've arrived at the station. Time to get out and talk about your choices there. Yeah

I don't know is that how you like squeeze pee now is you squeeze your butt like you're a sponge no No, I don't No, I don't yeah, you do I did I was being a joke funny. I don't know about that Yeah, this and you know my bathroom etiquette you have to preload your piss Yeah, and you know my bathroom etiquette you have to preload your piss Loads your piss preload. What does that mean? As soon as I enter the bathroom of a bathroom my hands in my pants Yeah, but that's we were entering illegal territory. No because I'm not exposing myself to anyone but The the urinal or the toilet. Yeah, you know P as hard as you can run back

Let me ask you something about urinals. You get right up on those things? No. So people next to you, they can get a peripheral. Honestly, it depends on one, the type of urinal, and two, if there is someone to the left and or right of me. So you'll hug the thing, you'll get right up on that bitch. If there are people on both sides of me,

I'll get a little close. Okay. But then I gotta really aim my piss stream. Straight down, because then you're peeing on yourself. Because then I'm pissing on myself. And me, I'll get a little close. Okay. But then I gotta really aim my piss stream. Straight down, cause then you're peeing on yourself. Cause then I'm pissing on myself. And I hate when urinals are just flushing the whole time. Yeah, I hate that too. I hate it, I'm getting splashed.

I hate these new, like, we're trying to save the world, world urinals that are just like, they don't flush. It's just a drain in the bottom. What are we doing? Give me water when I pee. Give me water, I'd like to waste some water listen If anything pee might save the turtles I

Don't know how that's adding my might it adds more liquid into the water Right what no bad. I don't even know where you are I don't even know where you are No big deal But anyway, yeah, I guess in a movie theater you got a it depends which way you're going or whatever When's the last time you went to a movie theater? Was it Avengers Endgame? I don't know. I think I think I've been after that I go fairly like regular maybe like three four times a year really yeah wow Well miles wants to see movies. I want to see movies

popcorn Love a good popcorn slushies. No. I don't do slushies because those are not real slushies Those are like the fucking ones that you drink all the good stuff, and then you just left with just cloudy mess That's why you gotta spin it You gotta keep I'm only drinking slush puppies if they're slushies. One, two, pretzel nugs, baby. Pretzel nugs and cheese? You find my mom. And cookie dough bites.

Yeah, but like. Frank, you're a bastard. I'm fine without them. I'm good with a pretzel bites, a soda, cause you have to get a soda at the movies. I don't do that because it's just too much I'm not gonna drink it Twizzlers

Twizzlers, what are you fucking 47 and going through a divorce? Hopefully no and never Twizzlers ill milk duds. I'm there You're buying another thing how much money you spend it I'm not buying I'm saying like You're buying another thing? How much money are you spending on that? I'm not buying, I'm saying like my options, babe. Popcorn is a death. And now they have all these cool popcorn buckets? Bro, I hate popcorn bags.

Bags? Give me the fucking tub! Bags! Keep your fucking bag, dude! Give me the goddamn tub! Why you said bags? that caught me so by surprise fucking little bags here's a bag give me a fucking helmet give me something with structure that's why like a lot of movie like AMC now

when like movies come out they have like collectors custom ones buckets they had like and then weird people on reddit figure out ways to fuck it yeah well that one was an easy one to fuck that dune bucket. It didn't take much a lot You know yeah, they know what they were doing. They made a flesh flight listen If you're going to see a movie with Timothy Chalamet a bunch of sand you might as well fuck the bucket when you get home That's the least you can do. You gotta get something out of this. You gotta get something out of this fucking movie experience, you know?

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Oh, you're so cool. I actually, I saw, that's so funny you bring that up. I was, don't ask me why I was reading this, but there was like a fucking article about like, what does No Nut November actually do to your body and shit like that. Apparently it's not that bad. Like it like that apparently it's not that bad like it can like what's not that bad like no nut november people are thinking like oh you get like backed up blue balls big

old fat balls and stuff like that what I thought it was like no nut november and it's like it's about discipline and like school retention I think that's what I think that's what the you can't focus but it's funny because it's coming from the Least discipline people on the planet that are doing it like frat boys and like fucking college. What happened in no It's like I practice discipline and do no nut November and it's like you just smoked 14 cigarettes in an hour Yeah, you know What happened in no fap? it's in an hour yeah you know what happened to no fap it's no fap November well no fap was like no no fapping why is that called fapping I think the noise sounds like you're that fat fat fat fat fat time making jerking so it was no fap

and then no nut well I think no nut November because no fap just it specifies masturbation no nut means basically you are abstinent the whole month. We went from- Have you done that? No. No, I have not. I was setting you up there. Have you?

No, I was setting you up for an easy joke to be like 16 years oh yeah oh well then yeah sure I guess yeah but I apparently like it said like it's like you don't get like swollen testicles or anything because your body just like resorbs the semen wait what yeah you heard that there folks. Yeah, dude. You're telling me if I don't if I don't come you're gonna come in yourself That's right, you're telling me my body just sucks up my car. That's right Your body just fucking full-on blasts you if you don't all right too much I think so you heard it here, frat stars.

So it's- November, you're just nuttin' in yourself. So it eats my stuff? Yeah, you're fuckin' eatin' your own stuff, dude. Crazy, right? I'm not. No, you are. How?

Because you're eatin' it. How long do you have to wait until it starts eating it? I mean, I'm not a doctor. I'm asking for a hypothesis. Give me a hypothesis. I would say maybe like a week and a half. So like nine days? Yeah! No!

Ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten days! Ten days! Until your body starts to like, this is my cum now. Yeah, give me, I'm taking it back. You know what? The offer's off the table. Yeah, that's it. Give me it back now. It's mine. Okay That makes sense though. You can't just build up a big old like sack of toys Like sani klaw big old fat nuts. Yeah, you can't have that that's crazy. I mean I guess but right yeah I mean, I wish you know

Kind of wish it did happen. That'd be pretty funny. Can you imagine you're just walking around? Just like wheelbarrow nuts. Well, that's too heavy Okay, I was gonna I was thinking way smaller than that before they had to be in a soft balls Now we're warmer. Yeah, something I could hide But imagine your balls just got like so much bigger. That'd be crazy, dude. I would get rid of that. I would've wanted big fat balls the whole time. Yeah, I don't care about my balls as much. Especially, we gotta go to a wedding. I gotta wear a tuxedo.

Yeah, you think I wanna fit into a tux with these giant nuts? No way. No way, dude. Certain dress pants that I've put on before... Big nuts. They get too high in my balls. Oh, really? Like they do like a bit too much of a tapered look. Yeah and it's like, it's like, am I wearing a diaper?

Yeah, quite possibly. You might have to with the amount that you drink at these weddings. I hate, I hate that dude. You know what I hate when you can really feel a seam. I kinda don't like that either. Let's say that you do like that. I kinda don't like that either. Yeah. But I you do like that. I kinda don't like that either.

But I do like short scene, like shorts and stuff like that. Like my thighs are works of art. I like your thighs. And I have a thigh tattoo too. Oh you have to. I like when it shows a little bit. You have to thigh tattoo too. Oh, you have to. I like when it shrinks a little bit. You have to. Oh, yeah. You have to, yeah, absolutely. You, I mean, you have literally art to show off

on your legs, so like. True. You would be doing the artist's disservice and yourself a disservice if you didn't show those thighs off, baby. Right, I gotta, yeah, I gotta, I gotta have short. Why don't they should have? Talk to me.

I know, like. Are you about to invent something? Yes, then I'm certain it exists good Pants but like they have like a pocket that like a window that you can if you have a thigh tattoo So like their pants But like there's just a stitched window where you would have a thigh tattoo now when you say window window So like I don't know I got ripped pants that have holes. Yeah, but ripped looks a little dingy and it allows every Baby boomer dad should be like I think you got a hole in your pants your pants, right? I'm saying like a designed window in your pants.

Like think assless chaps, but your ass is on your thigh. Yeah, but that's just a hole. Thighless pants. And then, so the pant is just ankle to knee, copyright. I won't take this. Trademark and copyright. Copy to knee, copyright, I want to take this. Trademark and copyright. Copy to knee. Ankle to knee, nothing.

And then like a pant. This is a cutout window. It's stitched around it. Make sure they hear my idea. So basically like shorts, short shorts, with long socks, basically, but it's all pants No, because this this Yeah

this all exists this all exists right, but there's just like a five by seven hole last plexiglass no Because if there's a if there's like a rubber or a plexiglass over it right it'll fog up, baby That's true. I'm thinking of this show what kind what can we put there nothing? Oh? Whole it's just a window. Oh It's just a hole, but it is square, but it's square and it's stitched so it meant it's meant to be there So it looks like a picture frame

Picture frame pants picture perfect pants picture perfect man PPP triple P triple P PQ for pants to PQ trademark of the basement yard I would say F wait my fucking it's not yours is mine bitch trademark of Frank Alvarez from the basement yard That's not how you file it There's no such thing I think picture perfect pants so you could show off your tattoo if you have say you have a Calf tattoo there could be a window there for your calf tattoo if you have thigh tattoos knee tattoos Knee tattoos. People have their knees tattooed. I know. A shin tattoo. I think this could be a genius idea

I'm telling you if some fucking Brooklyn hipster picks this up it probably exists and runs off with it I don't think it exists Joey. You're basing that on nothing You're gonna Frank you can't type in windows on your pants. Pants with windows? Nothing's gonna come up. Windows. That's what I did. Pants with windows... Um... Don't see anything.

No kidding. Uh, well, hold on. These- Oh shit, wait a sec. It exists? They're, uh, so- What's their name? It's selling jeans with knee windows. Damn it. Shit. That's exactly my idea, but my idea is cooler

Is it and it's being sold by Topshop who the fuck are they nobody picture-perfect pants are way better picture-perfect pants I think are so cool look and like they could even be something like this if you're feeling nasty There's like it's like the but it's like the but and there's little curtains. Oh It's like a quilt instead of jean, but just putting this out there. It's a great idea multi-billion dollar idea possibly Right to billion everything could be a multi-billion idea with the right backing and enough time and enough time and Passion and I've got it baby passion enthusiasm passion enthusiasm time adjectives investors investors could be you could be you oh my god so go to tby what is it tbytorrmerch.com and pledge your investment for the pants.

That's not going to be up there, but there is going to be a lot of merch up there and a lot of exciting stuff for you guys. You ever think if I throw this, like if at the right angle, I can just slit your throat? I don't want to think about that. Let's not, let's not. Ooh, that hurt me.

It did, it got you, right? It did hurt me a little bit. And be honest, that was a pretty good throw. It was. Kind of like Remy LeBeau, that was a pretty good throw. It was. Kind of like Remy LeBeau, who was obviously known because of his mutation, where he's allowed to charge playing cards, traditionally playing cards. Is this Gambit?

It is Gambit, baby. At least you got it. Yeah. Remy LeBeau. Oh, he's French. Well, he's from New Orleans, so he's got like a Creole thing going on. Oh, I get it. Yeah, like a Louisiana like

More on me. I'm better than a bird. I don't think they sound like that in Louisiana. Have you watched um Deadpool Wolverine yet No, oh penguin though Boom mad good boom mad. God fucking love that fat bastard. Yeah, you know oh I love that character. He is so- and it's also just an exceptionally well written show. How the fuck is that Russell Crowe- oh, not Russell Crowe. It ain't!

Well that's how it isn't. Colin Farrell. I always get them mixed up. I don't know why, they're two different people, different names, look radically different. Radically is crazy, they're white guys with beards. One's Irish though. Colin Farrell has a mustache only, dude. And he's just like, he's back hair and he's like,

hi, I like to beat a fang queen. You know, Russell Crowe is Australian. He's like, oh, no. That girl on the show is really good too. Kristen Milioti. Yes. Unbelievable. Remember that episode of black mirror. She was in Was that the oh that was the USS Callous? Yep. I was gonna say Challenger different close different tragedy. It kind of It is a different tragedy. Yeah, I will say though that like I

Didn't I now like have seen that she was in the Sopranos She had like she in Soprano? She plays Johnny Sack's daughter when they go to visit him in prison. Wow. She was in episode 30 rock where she was really good. She was in that movie with Andy Samberg. Yes.

I liked it. Palm Springs. Palm Springs, yeah. She's been really, and this, you know, she is unbelievable in the show. Yeah. It's really fun. You should watch it.

We don't work for the show. We just like the show. We don't, but we will. Well, I will work for the show. I mean, should we don't work for the show. We just we don't but we will well I will work for me listen will be in the show Matt Reeves David Zaslav James Gunn Whoever's working on the stuff over there. Just send us mr. Gunn I'm a big fan of James Gunn. I don't want to I'm legit a huge fan of his. Yeah It's good. That makes good movies. He does make good movies and we'd like to be in season I'm assuming three.

Well, well, well. Two, you gotta figure. Well, how about we start with, just get us to hang out with the Penguin, you know? I don't want to hang out with Colin Farrell. I'm sure he's a nice guy. I want to hang out with the Penguin. But like, I want to hang out with Oz. We want to hang out with the Penguin.

You know? Yeah. You know? Yeah. You know? Yeah. You're not you know. Yeah. You know. Yeah, you're not doing a good impression. It's just surprising, because you usually do. Give me, honestly, give me a little bit of time

and I'll crank one out for you. Okay. That's how I did. Wild, dude. Sorry. Give me a little bit of time and I'll crank one out for you. Do you like this penguin or the Danny DeVito penguin? I mean, they're so different. Yeah, Danny DeV even as penguins got a way bigger nose a way bigger nose and on it

I mean, do you want me to really get into it more comically accurate? Penguin is Dan's Colin Farrell. No. Oh really? Yeah Colin far. I mean in terms of like physical deformities You could say Danny Devito was more comically accurate, but like the character is not known as like a sewer dweller Fucking like eat fish freak. Yeah, he's like a That's what Danny DeVito's character is the guy is like black goo in his mouth and shit rat He lives in a sewer with fucking penguins with other penguins. Yeah in a duck boat like yeah That's not and like like the real Batman was that Batman returns okay cool 1992 that's us baby you're the monkey but like he's

traditionally like just like a like really smart gangster that's just ruthless and will do anything and like this show is showing that without spoiling it because it is currently on like it is that is him and he is him. Yeah. Yeah. Oh god so good. I actually haven't finished the last episode so I have to finish the last episode. Last episode, last episode.

What was the- uh don't- without spoiling it what was the last thing you saw in the last episode? I don't even remember. Did you see- Don't say- oh I think I know you're referring to because I was talking about this at the barbershop And then some idiot was like oh this thing and I was like oh the barbershop scene No, I was like I was at the barbershop. Oh you haven't seen the barbershop scene, so you're way early on in the episode I haven't seen the last oh, no. I'm sorry at a barbershop. It's a tattoo shop

Tattoo shop tattoos there's a guy getting a tattoo and something happens. Oh, no, I don't think I see that I didn't see the last episode at all. You just said you haven't finished it Oh, well, I watched like five minutes and I was like, I'm honestly technically. All right. So technically you are not wrong You didn't finish it, but there's something in that episode, right? There's something big There was something in that episode that is fucking banana sandwich He's so good either way a banana sandwich Banana peanut butter honey cinnamon That's a good fucking sandwich

Anyone who's hungry right now go make that right now make that so now and send a picture of it to and you don't have bananas in your house Bitch, yo, we have to get without exaggeration Bitch. You're a bitch. We have to get without exaggeration, 20 bananas a week. Maeve has two every day, at least. And that's just Maeve.

Man, that's mad potassium. And then Miles has, I make Miles a snack like right before bedtime. I split a banana in half, put it on a plate, peanut butter, honey, basically what I just said. Without the bread. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he eats it with a fork

Like that all healthy stuff too. You give me what the hell is that like the honey the honey the honey I give them a little drizzle of honey. I give them some sometimes I do grow on it little crunch granola. Oh Nice Here we are, baby. Listen. Oh some cheese seeds on that bitch too? Why not? Cheez-its? Chia seeds. Oh, chia seeds. I was like, cheese-its, what are you doing?

Cheese seeds on that bitch. Gotta have rules. Yeah, I like cheese seeds. I don't like rules. I do like rules, actually. I'm a big rule guy. We have a lot of rules around the house. We do, we have a lot of rules.

But yeah, man, unbelievable. Shout out to the Penguin. Unless they don't want us on the show, then fuck them, you know what I mean? I mean, they're probably realistically not gonna put us on the show which sucks But we would be so let me you know what it would be cool if for once something could work out for us You know How about this hire me on the show as like a creative consultant because I I'm

Well versed in the comics and stuff like that and And I'll be like, I'm a two package deal because although I might know it, this is my ideas guy right here. Okay, good. Now we're talking. And now we're together. Right. And here we are and now we're gonna be- Frank's got the knowledge

and I will package it and deliver the knowledge. There's a theory about who one of the characters could be and I don't wanna spoil it for you, but it's fucking sick. One of one of one of the peeps that I've already seen. That you've seen, baby. Ooh. We'll get into it. We'll get into it. Ooh peeps that I've already seen. You've seen baby. Ooh. We'll get into it. We'll get into it.

Ooh, I think I have a guess. You could be guessing, but are we done? Yeah, yeah. All right, but you know what? Go watch the episode, send us pictures of banana sandwiches. No one will get it, but we get it. And we're here and we're appreciating it. Thank you so much for love and support.

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