The Basement Yard - #476 - Booking Our First Acting Gig

Episode Date: November 11, 2024

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Welcome back to the basement. Welcome back to the basement. Welcome back to the basement yard, Frank. How's it going in brown again? Why see why do you why? Why? I'm saying I'm there's an observation, just an observation. You look great in brown.

Thank you. I feel good in my earth tones, greens, browns, beiges. It feels like it just works with me. Beiges. Beiges. What a stupid it just works with me. Beiges. Beiges. What a stupid way to spell a word. Beige. It's French, they're so stupid out there.

Is it French? Look at how it's spelled, an E's and I's and G's and E's. What happened to tan? Tan, tan is beige. But see the thing with tan though is that tan is subjective. When you drew white people when you were a kid,

what color carry-on did you use? Did you use peach? Were you one of those guys? You peached? I peached it up. I never used white. Yes you did. You would X out the black. I remember. I remember Joey would X out any people of color and then he would color in everyone white. I remember that. That is not what happened. I wouldn't use peach. Sometimes you know what I would do? I would take the orange, but they don't go very lightly. Oh It was like I'm giving that makes sense. Well, that's why a peach would make more like a brown You know, you know, it's crazy. Sorry to cut you off again. You're not sorry third time. I think so far Two minutes in I don't know that I've ever

Tried to draw a person of color when I was younger. Because I was afraid. Of them? Yeah, I know. No! I guess I'm not. I was afraid of being like, oh, I can't, I don't know how to do this. Yeah, no, no, no. I'm not defending.

I remember in, it must have been like seventh or eighth grade. We had to do like, you remember, I was a baccalaureate and they were all like, you have like a big project for every class at the end of the year. Okay. We like worked toward it. And in our art class, we had to do self portraits. And I never finished mine because I just couldn't get-

Your skin tone? My skin tone right. And by the time I would mix and get it right, class would be over. Paint or what? Paint, baby, paint. You had a paint on a self portrait? Yeah, yeah, it was tough, man.

So you started with brown. I started with, well, what I would do is I would start I would literally go white and then I would little drops of Brown and I where I would get it to I would feel so good and then I would just stop How would you describe your skin tone like we compare it to an item? Like are we getting like a, like a light potato, something like that. Don't, don't call my skin potato. I'm not saying. Don't do that.

I'm thinking colors. All right, if we're going colors, like I'm going like a, I'm going, ooh, like a whipped. Here we go. Whipped. Here we go. Like you ever see people that were like making that like whipped coffee drink during quarantine and it was like such a light brown.

Okay. You pick it. You're like a latte. You know what I'm like? Dolgana. You remember Dolgana? What Pokemon is that? No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Remember Squid Game, the game that he lick it. Yeah. That color but a little. Frank, that color was like you'd have jaundice If you were that no, I was it was kind of brown. It wasn't yellow It was like closer to yellow than brown it might have been it might have been no not might I've seen the show I mean you'd be I'd put you in the hospital if you'd like see it might have been gold to be honest with I Frank you're not gold. Oh look a Dalgona coffee that but a little lighter Right that looks like a glass of milk. You don't see the coffee the whipped coffee on top, baby. Okay. I do see that

Yeah, you see that like a little it's a little it's a little it's a little dark But like that's why I said lighten it up a little bit. Yeah, Dalgona though. You're definitely like a latte You got- I can see this. Give me that bitch. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Give me that bitch. Oh, that's fine, that's fine. I'll take that.

You're not taking anything. It's my skin! I'll give that. You can't have my skin! What about- what about me? What am I? Don't- be nice. Oh. Cause I'm not being mean. Oh, okay. Um...

See, the only way to describe it is just white hands. Like... Not- look- don't look at my hands. Okay, just like... Look at my face. What do I look like? Like what thing do I look like? Skip over the first two. You look like a coconut...

like a coconut custard pie. Like not as golden, but just whiten it up a little bit. Okay, my legs, we're getting into. Now we're getting translucent, like your legs look like a spring roll. Like a key lime pie territory. Like a spring roll. Yeah, like one of those, like look at my leg.

That's bad. That's white as hell. I would show you, I'm wearing jeans right now. I'm not pulling my pants down. Yeah, that's crazy. This is like my skin tone for most of the year, I would say. Even probably a little darker right now because it's still a little sunny out. See, I kind of look like a pig sometimes. You do. I've often said that.

You know what I mean? Like my under, under my arm looks like a pig's Body kind of like I get yeah like if you were to roll over a pig and roll you onto like your side I wouldn't be able to tell the difference. I mean you'd be able to tell the difference. I don't know I never feel a pig. I felt a pig recently pigs. I don't like the way they feel though I think they're just feel like big old fat pigs. No they they feel like like a scab No, I don't know what you were petting that might have been a diseased pig. It was no it was a big fat pig and I've had multiple. And their hair is too like hairy to me you know what I'm saying like. It's like barely hair. But I don't know it's pretty hair like it's

very much so hair. Very hair. I don't like it. Have like more very hair. I don't like it have like more like fur I don't fuck with my fur hair on animals fucks me up I don't you're right fur for animals are cool if animals have hair that's disgusting. Oh my god fur I love that I love that because that's what it's supposed to be if I feel I'm like this should just be a human Unless you're a horse does that's hair like that's a mink. Yeah, but no one calls a horse's hair, they call it horse hair. It has its own type of hair. It's there. You know, like no one calls it like, oh, this is like pig hair. They just call it regular hair. Fuck the pigs. Yeah. Well, don't fuck the pigs. Well, not like have sex with them.

Not the action. Yeah. Like black Mirror, I'm talking about their hair. Right. How? How did we get here? How in God's name? How did we get here? How in God's name have we gotten here? So what was the thing, your Dolatrix, what was it called?

Dalgana? Dalgana. I haven't had one of those. I want to- I ate one. I remember you did a video with- It's just sugar. Well, it's honey and baking those. I want to. I ate one. I remember you did a video with. It's just sugar. Well, it's honey and like baking soda.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they like cook it. I like it. Do you? It tastes like, I mean, of course it tastes like, but like without the cream, like a creme brulee, like the top of the creme brulee, it tastes like that. So sugar.

Yeah, that's why I said sugar. That's it. Yeah. Was it you who made the edible glass for like a science fair in like fifth grade? No, I wish. I think it was my sister then. How would you mix us up?

Because I remember being in that school. Just someone that you loved dearly? Yeah. Yeah. Just making edible glass. And it kind of tasted like that also. I mean, just sugar. It was more brown.

Just sugar. Yeah. I'm not looking for the ingredients, Leslie. I mean, just sugar. It was more brown. Just sugar. Yeah. I'm not looking for the ingredients, Les. I know what it is. When I did Fiddler on the Roof in high school, we had one of the breakable glass bottles. And it was sugar. I want to get a couple.

Can we just buy those? How fun would it be on this show if you just pissed me off if I just threw a glass bottle at you? You know what I'm saying I wonder if they still hurt a little bit. I mean they're still sharp, right? Like in what what movie if I'm thinking about right now glass Are you just saying the word glass? Yeah

When the Grinch eats the glass Oh and he's like I Can't be that sharp if he's eating it like that. I mean, it's Jim Carrey. This guy's got teeth on him. He does have chompers. He's got this guy's got some fucking biters. Yeah Let's get props that would make our show better glass bottles. Mm-hmm You haven't thought this far I got a Gasoline can but with water in it. How's that gonna do? How funny would it be if you just pissed me off and I just doused myself in gasoline you're giving it away one day you should do that you'd be like just pick up a thing and dump it on your head how funny would that be? it'd be so funny I guess what YouTube wouldn't find it funny

demonetized is pissed right now. It's D platform. It's like we can't be fucking committing the Susan on TV. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So a gas can, glass bottles, one of those like fake like gag knives that like they like

they go into, you know what I'm talking about they're tracked into the handle. How sick would it be to fake stab each other? They stab each other so far We've only picked violent things and the first thing that pop into my head when you brought that up was chainmail Which is sick. I would why don't why haven't we done an episode in chainmail? I don't know didn't Danny do an episode in chainmail No, he like he there was a birthday party where he was like he was dressed up as like a knight

And he had a chainmail full chainmail. I would love some chainmail. Yeah I would too but if we have chainmail we gotta test it. We have to stab each other. We have to stab each other. I would literally we would have to stab each other not like as hard as we can. Not puncture stab I'm good to take a hack at you. You're gonna take a hack at me? Yeah with like a sword. Don't hack at me I want to see if it goes through I would like to be stabbed like Yeah, like that your best give me your best stab right now, but it's someone no no stop stop stop, okay All right, let's set the scene here. I didn't tell you to close your eyes. I didn't close my eyes Oh, they were just looking down looking down guys. All right now close your eyes

Go so oh They're open again. It's the love of your life. Who stabs me? Who stabs you, but you understand why they had to do it. It's for the greater good. Okay. And action. Wait, you gotta stab me.

Oh. You get it. Look at me, look at me. That tears. That tears in my eyes. That's good! Academy motherfucking award. Leonardo de Krap's. Who? Who's de Krap's?

Who is Leonardo de Krap's? Who is de Krap's? Joey Sanagas. Scorsese. Put us in. Let me get stabbed in a movie. Watch this. You ready? Actors and directors directors you're watching

All of our watching now. Yeah, we Tom Hollins. He's easy. You're you guys are boys now. I wish he might watch this You ready all right Joe yep You've just been betrayed by the love of your life. We're gonna stay It might have I've been stabbed you've been but no like you've been like Figuratively stabbed in the heart of the love in the back. Okay, all right. Yeah, I'm the love of your life in just this scenario Okay, right. Yes Okay, wait, that's it. All right, so We his his emotions will tell the story

I'm trying to hype you up here. No, no, no. no. All right. I'm in character. Oh, sorry my bad. All right You say actually Sorry, you betrayed me only I'm in front of the camera. All right and Action god that actually Bitch and action Action! God, that actually hurt pretty bad. Alright, shut up, shut up, bitch. And... action! Yeah, I just want to know why. You already know. I don't know.

Maybe it's because you farted on my tits. That's why? Maybe it's because I asked for non-farts. You knew what you were getting when you got into this relationship. Look, did you see that? Did you see the composure that he had there, Marty Scors? That was really good. Honestly, we had stuff to talk about. I kind of want to just do these acting scenarios now. For the rest of time.

This is the last one we're going to do until the next one. You're with the love of your life. Frank, give me a different scene. I don't want you typecasted. You're right. You don't want to pigeonhole me? You just found out that you got the best news of your life but it means that you need to kill your whole family What the hell yeah, and I'm gonna do it. Well, that's you you express it. Give me something here. Okay, give me something

all right, and The best news of your life, but I have to kill but my whole family's gonna die. Well, no you have to kill them I have to do it. You have to do it. You have to do the delivering for the final blow. Okay. All right, and action. Wow. Unbelievable. I mean, look at how he is exploring the space around him

There is no you see what he did there See what I said if you're not by the way if you're not watching this on video all of this is gone. Yeah Guys what you're missing is an Academy Award winning performance a tour de force baby. Yeah a tour de force my face Is like a book that you can read yeah and enjoy and every every every single Atom around his body right there. He explored that whole space. He used it all up right I felt the pain there's no more room in this in this room There's no use I've used it all babe call your carbon dioxide. You took the air out of the room. Oh god You're so good. Guy has a way with words too.

You're good, you're like a savant. I don't know if, like a word savant? I don't know. Can you, can you? You want one? Give me something. Okay, you know? Give me a little, let me show it off.

You never know who's watching here, babe. This is weekly, we're live, We're not live. We're not Okay, so You're married to the love of your life, yeah So it's always the love of your life so it's high stakes so it's love your life you come home You're slightly drunk not hammered. You're slightly drunk. Okay, and you looked through the window and you see like One of your what like a neighbor is in there and you don't know why know what are they doing there?

Well, what are they doing there? So you're a little confused and you're a little scared. Yeah, this is tough All right. Wait, wait, wait, give me a second fucking character again character. Here we go, you know Alright, wait, wait, wait, give me a second fucking character. Alright, getting character. Here we go. You know First first thing you're gonna do is open the door. All right. You want me to pantomime the door? Yeah, yeah, explore my space right? I will I'll be the love of your life. Yes. Okay ready Action What's up Hi, what's up? What's going on? Nothing. We're just talking.

What's up, dude? I didn't know you were here. Am I him too? No, no, no. Do you want to be? No, I don't. Nothing. How was work?

All right. You know, I didn't- Are you drunk? What? Are you drunk? No, I had Like three beers. Okay, you just sound like a little drunk. No What are you guys talking about?

Nothing Jake was he just came through next door. He was like walking by me Jakey. What's up? Kids good? Yeah. What were you guys talking about? No Jake was just talking about the kids and whatever I invited him in just for some coffee or whatever. Are you okay? I told you what happened. I told you what would happen. What are you doing? What needs to be done. Pshhhhhh. You see that? You see the roller coaster of emotions? Goodness gracious.

What needs to be done? You made me do this. No, but see, I didn't have a steady hand. I did have a steady hand. No shake. That means shake that I knew internally You're doing the answer. This is where if I had had a shake tipping point this there was no doubt in my mind The Jake was dying. Yeah, you weren't dying up you pointed at me I know but Jake I like it's still double the do the do see do you know yeah, do see do do see do's

I'm a little drunk right see I had to get in it right there, right? And that's acting folks acting 101 with Joe and Frank if you guys were wondering that showbiz right there I know you're thinking do these guys have no formal training Correct yes, we don't did they figure that all out on their own yeah, so put us in a fucking movie That's what we're trying to say God why you know not God I thought you were speaking to God via pod I mean you never know they might be God's always watching and Santa Claus weird how those are the two the only two that are always watching God and Santa Claus and Big Brother and Big Brother they're always they're always they're always

traditionally also like your dead relatives. Are they always watching? Hope not me too. Hope not. Yeah, because I have seen some stuff. Yeah, my grandma has seen you know wild things You know, I don't know why I'm saying I hope they well I hope they watch without the confines of like me and Becca's bedroom. You know what I'm saying? I hope it's blurred Yeah, so my yeah, like it's like a special casted spell. spell where like their eyes, they're like what's going on in there? Yeah, or it's like Asian porn where it's like all blurred and stuff. What's that? What? Asian porn Asian porn? They like blur dicks

So then why is it called porn? Oh, I mean, I don't know that's how it is They blur dicks. The Asians are just blurring dicks. You didn't know, that's how it is. They blur dicks. Asians are just blurring. Blurring dicks. You didn't know that? How would I know that? Being a purse. I know, but I'm sorry, I never looked up Asian porn in my youth.

I mean, well that's, I mean, no, I've gotten through an Asian phase. But I, no, I mean, you see Asian porn, but it's like they blur it. I don't know why. They blur it? Yeah, I don't know if it's like a law or something. Is it like those like, you know how like they have those

bathrooms in the middle of their city and you lock the door and then it just becomes like an opaque room. You know what I'm talking about? I think that's cool. I think it's so cool, dude. We need more cool bathrooms in this country. I need, I, I, we need more cool bathrooms in this country.

I mean, I don't think it's cool to take a shit and it looks like everyone can see you. That's weird. Terrifying, yeah. But I do think it's cool to take a shit and it looks like everyone can see you. That's weird. Terrifying, yeah. But I do think the technology of getting into a room, flipping a switch, and then people can't see in is fire. I agree. Two-way mirrors, super creepy if you have one, but they're a cool technology. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't tell you how many TikToks I've seen of the person. I'm just like, put your finger up to it.

Yeah. All that shit. It's like, go up to, if you're an Airbnb, fucking go up to the window and then mark it. And I'm like, what the fuck are you doing? I mean, they have to do that unfortunately because you know, there are fucking weirdos and creeps out there.

But the Asians are innovating with bathrooms and vending machines. Vending machines? Vending machines, brother. What have they vended? The Japanese love vending machines. They got machines, brother. Whatever they've ended. The Japanese love vending machines. They got them all over the place. Everywhere, dude. Yeah? Yeah, man.

I like vending machines, too. It's a fun game. It's not a game. You're just picking what you want. But it looks like a game. Yeah. Well, you're just talking about a casino. You like to gamble. I'm not talking about a casino. Yeah, you are. I'm talking about even if I want to buy... You know what I don't like? When it's just like, I can't see the drink and it just looks like a big like peppy thing.

Oh yeah, let me see what I'm getting. And then it just kicks it out the bottom. Bro, let me see the machine go get it. Yeah, I want to see it. I do miss the good old days of like the vending machine. Like you would just, you'd get a soda from a vending machine and you would hear it just bouncing around in there. And then it comes to you

and you can't open it for five minutes. Or it would come out at a 500 miles an hour. Did your school have like a fruitopia vending machine or something like that? In middle school. We had that in a baccalaureate. Fruitopia, man. You know what vending machines I love? The ones that have like the little thing like this and it's like, shoo, shoo, shoo.

And then it goes in and then it like carries it over. And it like, kadoonk. Yeah, and it's like, get out. Yeah, it like kicks it out of its house because like it like showed up drunk one day. And then it was just like, I told you to be home at nine and you showed up like three hours late. Yeah, it's exactly like that.

I love those vending machines. I do too. They're pretty cool. Or like vending machines that have like food. I'm like, this is interesting. I gotta be honest. They're like, vending machines. I don't care what's on the top row I just want to get it cuz it's up there. I want to see it travel all the way down Yeah, you know what I said this thing curse splat against the bottom and normally the vetting all the vending machines

I've seen they put like the stuff at the top that shouldn't be up there like pretzels pretzels things that like they will fall and become What like why do that stupid, you know know I can't get a Coca-Cola up there oh man fall down I love hospital vending machines they got good hospitals you don't want to be there but if you're gonna be there hit this they're running machines they they make up for all the other stuff that happens there with some pretty sick many yeah let me tell you if you're if listen if grandma's going down you head on down to the cafeteria hit the vending machines All right, cuz they got good stuff there. That's what I'm talking about. A good old vending machine just makes it fun I've always wanted to like scam one though

Dude Like drill a hole in a quarter and like put it in and pop it out, you know with a string I feel like not that I've tried to do that but that sounds like something that we would do but it would just you would have to like how would you get a hole into a quarter drill it I just said it correct um do you remember the vent just get a like a Phillips head drill it drill it why not I guess I don't know exactly bitch you're stupid Do you remember the vending machine at ICYP if you would press the brisk and any other soda at the same time?

You'd get both what the fuck I didn't know that yeah, baby. I would get powerades from that thing Oh my god brisk iced teas to the day. I died. You know what you know what I? Will say the one redeeming thing about them at vending machines that you can't see anything is they had those big fat buttons That were like white tangles. Oh, but the rectangles where you like talk talk talk I did like those you know I know what vending machines are underrated Have you ever seen like the dip and dots ones where it's just a fucking big old like elephant nose that it just like goes Down and it vacuums up yet. Oh Yo not to get too off-topic

Go ahead. I know where you're going with this. I it is on my bucket list to get sniffed by an elephant Oh, okay, I thought it's not have an elephant like That would be so cool. Yeah, I saw a video of someone they were just like sitting in like a like a fucking like a humvee or whatever The fuck and an elephant came and it's and it's no bro. It's nose looks not human It isn't it is but like it looks like not like from Earth It looks otherworldly and it just like comes in and it's like sniffing her lap and shit I love how much water they can hold in that thing where they can just like suck up like four gallons of water and just

Spray it. Oh man Elephants are fucking crazy pretty sick. I want an elephant to smell me so bad. Yeah, just like I'm I'll be honest I didn't know if you were going with smell I thought you were going sexual cuz you're a freak you thought it was on my bucket list to get Sniff sucked by a fucking elephant. What do you think of me? Demonetized we do have some We have some sponsors for the say that today the the first one being square space square space is where you're going to build

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She got, nah, like, trubs? Couple. Couple? A couple of trubs. A couple of trubs? A couple of trubs. Apparently there was like a kiss cam at her Concert. Yeah, why? That's the first thing why why? It's like a pop concert. Why are why don't we do kiss cams at places?

I mean I would like me to kiss I would out I Love kissing but don't force me to kiss. Have you ever showed up on a jumbotron? Yes once at a Yankee game what'd you do air guitar Frankie yeah Becca has a video of it you did air guitar oh yeah was it was it were they like prompting people to do it was like the air guitar cam oh okay and I fucking shredded let me tell you I don't remember what song it was it could have been crazy train yeah it could have been paradise city. Yeah, it could have been paradise city Mm-hmm. It could have been you know, stop naming songs. Oh, are you sure you just went like oh, you know How I get with air guitar you stood up

Did I yeah, yes I did But the reason why we even brought that up Olivia Rodrigo She like had a kiss cam these two people showed up on it. She was like kiss kiss right now kiss They end up being bro and sis Now you have your big anxiety guy Yeah, if someone puts you in that position does your anxiety tell you like I have to kiss my brother or sister or like you? Just like no way dude. Hey, man. What the fuck kind of question is that? Well because like the anxiety of like you're on screen and like Olivia Rodrigo is screaming at you Frank Easiest decision I ever made yeah, yeah to not kiss my fucking brother. I'm with you

I'm not kissing any of my siblings right but like all right I know like you and I have had talks behind the scenes what about if it was one of your cousins What does that mean? I thought you were gonna ask like if me and you showed up on a kiss cam. Uh, I- I mean it is a funny accident though. What? Telling a brother and a sister to kiss. I've learned at my age should never assume people are couples.

Yeah. You know, because then if they are brothers or sisters, there's like, Eww, what? Or you ever see two people that look alike and they're like dating? Yeah. And you're like, huh, what is that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Or like, there's a lot of that weird shit where people say, oh, you date someone that reminds you of your mom. I was like, what? Well, yeah, they always say that women end up with someone that's like their father. Oh, okay. So are we all just like doing that?

I mean, I don't know. I don't think I'm, I think in ways and good ways, I'm like Becca's dad, you know? But that's weird. You know? I know. I think like, in terms of like, you want like, the sentiment is like, if you're treated well by your father,

you're gonna end up with someone that also treats you well. That's pretty vague though. Like I wouldn't say that means like oh It's my dad cuz they're both nice like come on I know but you know people these horoscope people will make loving fit a lot They'll read a message in a newspaper that'll be like tomorrow the stars will be for you, and it's just like oh my god I do feel better tomorrow You know I got tomorrow feels so different

But yeah, that's kind of crazy. I don't know that she got in trouble, but I mean also just say oh my I do feel that, honestly. Oh my god, tomorrow feels so different. But yeah, that's kind of crazy. I don't know that she got in trouble, but. I mean, also, just say, oh, my bad. Oh, your brother and sister? That's a funny accident, sorry. Yeah, it's actually like they're like, they're like, they're like,

they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like,

they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're not like she took their heads and was like, do it! Yeah, she like tied them together and just like, you know. We're not continuing. We're not going anywhere until you guys make out. Yeah, brother, I don't care.

Fuck your sister. Like chill, bro. There it is. That's, like that was the next logical step. I was taking it to an extreme level for comedy. Also, like, you know, actually, into an extreme level for comedy. Also... Like... You know, actually...

What the hell are you about to say? I know what we're talking about. What are you thinking about? I was gonna say, like... Has this ever... Do you think this has happened and people have kissed? Like they're... The brother and sister or someone like that?

I would hope not. Or like they put it on like... You ever see the one where it's like they put it on like the wrong it's just two random people sitting next to each other and they kiss? I'm sure that's happened. Where they're just like, all right, I guess. I don't want to be on a kiss cam. Me neither. I don't want to be on the camera when there's anything else going on. I do want to be at like a Knicks game and they show like a clip of us and then we're there. And like, you know, people were just like, Oh my God, yeah.

Or just like. Yeah, that's the one. That one. Yeah. That one is my favorite one where there's like, you know, and they just pointed their hatches this dream. Yeah Yeah You know but I mean if they if they put us on the jumbotron at MSG

Oh, I don't think there's gonna be an insane roar. I would hope give me a course. I would hold chips Yeah, I like two people in my section like yeah, like oh my god. Yeah You know like I think there'd be more like why do I my section like, yeah, oh my God, yeah, holy shit, you know, like pop. I think there'd be more like, why do I, for some reason. Yeah, oh my God. Yo, did you see the Costco guys went on Fallon? I did see that. Did you see?

He was not having it, brother. Yeah, they're like, boom, boom. He's like, yeah, boom, boom, boom. Yeah, they're like saying that he's like, the boom meter is like, and he's just like, what? Yeah. Dude's just like what yeah, he's he's just he wasn't into it He was not into it to his defense. I will say the Rizler looked like a Lego You ever see a Lego sit in a chair, yeah, yeah, it looked exactly like that he did he did where did that? You know like he's just a small boy. He's short is what you're referencing. Yeah

Yeah, his legs are like straight, and he's sitting straight up. Yeah, and he's just like Yeah, what is that like is he giving the sign to bunt like what is he doing he's like Like what are we doing? It's gotta be swing away. It's gotta Yeah, there's gotta be some like coaching aspect to it or something like that. Yeah, I'm just I gotta say we could make up our own like face thing. You know what I mean? No, I don't know what you mean. What did I do? like the Rizler has the Do you know what it is? Actually, do you know the most on the show and I don't know. Oh He does it all the time. I think it's just like

Like shush. Here's my chin. Shush chin Shush chin But like can we have our own like face thing? Go ahead make one. You the basement yard where we're just like like Okay, I take back everything I said Rizler face. Oh Here we go Riz face It's the it's the the shush shush let me show you my jawline oh And this and this Like this look And you put it all together? Ah! Teehee Yes You got a name I'm on a

Like this? Look Party I'm on a party Yeah, what is that? He's just like, he's telling you, he's like, I'm thinking about shutting you up and looking at my jawline What is the question, what? You're giving them fucking free promo now? These kids should fucking get songs on our show? Relax, I don't even know what that was it was like two fucking

13 year olds bro. They've made lunchally in their hand. They've made rap songs, dude Who the Costco? Oh, I heard the original one here comes the boom thing Yeah, then now they have the new one still bringing it. Oh the sequel yeah still going on It's still going and then they had a remix with the Rizler on it, dude Oh the Rizler dropped a quick 16 and he was out dude Rizler came in dropped 16 up and fucking left That's kind of wild We can have our own like our own shit is hard could be like You suck at it dude just no him do it why why why do I suck give me a face oh

Why why why do I suck give me a face? Oh? Very good. I don't have it. There's only one Riz face. You know what it's the boy You know what fucking drove me nuts. Do you remember around like 2010 2011? people did like the whole like I don't know how to smile like awkward like What are you talking you don't remember that shit? Bro, it was like those same group of people that refer to food as nom noms. You know what I'm talking about? And they, like, their fucking Facebook picture was them

and their name was just like Melissa Rar XD. You know, or like, you know, I had like Stephanie Panic at the disco. Yeah. You know, or Stephanie at the disco, you know. And then they got to a point where like, they would pretend they didn't know how to smile. So they'd be like,

Okay. Oh my God. I do remember that. And I remember there was a girl in my high school who she was like, is seen the right word? What is that? I don't know.

With the black hair that would just like come across. Emo, emo, emo. Oh, I guess emo, yeah. And she had a picture on her myspace that scared the fuck out of me She had a picture. She was just going like this Oh their hand shit and her hand was so bony. What was in her hand nothing? That's called nothing an apple. I think the caption was something fucking something some form of fruit I think it was like the caption was something about the world it was like the earth crumbles beneath my Posterity and it and she was just going like this and I was like, okay

I don't it was like the people that took the picture up here and it was like them and their feet were like Like Greg, you know And they had the black and white checkered sock. Yes, the black and white checkered and they'd be like You know, yeah. Yeah god. I hated those people. Yeah, they hated us too. Let's be honest about it. Perhaps You know, well, I mean and we were all I mean we weren't much better what we're doing Yeah the fucking digital camera flash Can't see shit. Oh, man, but it was a style. It was the style. And we were cool.

That's what I tell myself. It was awesome. It was very cool. But I feel like, looping it back up, 20 years ago, that would have been Olivia Rodrigo. She would have been one of those, Avril Lavigne, you know, like the, you remember it was like the skull and crossbones

that had a pink ribbon on its head. And it was, y'all, oh my God. And like, that was their like aim profile, you know, like picture and stuff like that. Yeah, cause I love Olivia Rodrigo. I think she has great music, great song. Everything I've heard from her, very talented. All of her music, not all of her music,

but a good deal of her music is like, fuck this dude who I used to date or something yeah you know what I'm saying yeah yeah what's that song good for you bro the song good for you is so fucking good you were off and then you got on yeah yeah yeah no I mean you got oh I got there eventually yeah yeah it just took me a second. Okay? Yeah, I'm not with that bitch. You gotta get on the tracks. Nothing is wrong with that. Yeah But yeah, but she was definitely one of those like you know fucking There's but you are like the male version of that because get the far out of here dude every

ever we Every. Every. Away message or title or anything was a subtweet towards the girl that you liked. Every. One. Joey, do me a favor. Say no! Say no! Do me a favor. Say that's not true! Do me a favor. What's the HVAC like in that fucking glass house of yours, bitch? Alright? Don't you fucking dare try to cuz Joey? Your way messages were targeted at girls that you like it was like so were yours Sorry, you also included a line like a fucking motivational line from fucking like, you know, Trent lot or someone like

obscure fucking athlete that no one remembers. No, that is! Yes, you do, bitch. But what you would do, Frankie would update his in real time. That's the difference, alright? I will admit I did that as well, but you in like real time, one day you- But this! Lott! Kettle!

We're both black! Yeah. Well, don't take that out of context! Um, no, but Frankie, like one day you'd get home and his myspace name would be changed to I guess I'll just walk home Yeah, something like that. Yes. Yes fair fair fair fair bitch It'll be like I asked the girl if I could walk her home and she said no and my my then away message that night Would just be like I don't like walking people home or like walking home alone is I actually very dangerous yeah exactly some shit like that where it would be but you did the same shit I almost got killed tonight no I probably it would be

something like it'd be something like chased by three raccoons guess that's what happens when you walk home alone you You know That's what it would be but Joe you would do the same shit I would I'd but I would do it it would be more general like I would just put in a way message This is for no reason by the way not pointing at anyone just pointed at every way, and it would be just a broken heart Yeah, that's what it would be. Oh, I mind you. This is what this is I did not understand I didn't understand subtext you did I gave full context Yeah, Joey would fucking post a broken heart and 30 people would hit him up saying what's wrong? I would post like cast it on like that damn. I guess you want castle like yeah fucking fishermen out there

I would post like damn. All right, I guess breaking hearts is just part of the routine now and people would be like this is fucking stupid Yeah, this is dumb. Leave this kid alone. Oh my god like I remember one time I think I've said this before on the show, but in my bio on Instant on the instant message or but whatever I remember. I just put you go miss me when I'm gone But I was in seventh grade do that now if I'm being honest every now and then just to get a rise out of Beca I'll just be like you know one day. I'll be gone and she's like you have to stop. Yeah, I mean that's stupid Yeah, well, it's you know a testament to I sometimes the certain things never change consistency I and that's what we want if I'm nothing else. I am the same person. I've always been

No, but yes, Olivia Rodrigo would have been one of those people where it would have been like, you know Her away message would have been like, you know at PacSun because I'm heartbroken Yeah, you know some shit like maybe food will make me feel better. Yeah. Ooh nice pizza rawr You know pizza has my heart. You know, it's funny about this the other day. I posted on my story Everything is bothering me today. Yeah yeah and I never do that anymore funny who does this you do does this first of all I could do it a hundred times in the score wouldn't even be

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say it's been a good week. I mean, yesterday it was horrible yesterday. Well, my entire day was great. We did trick or treating with the kids. Nice. That's good. You know, at night watching the Yankees lose was not fun. Not fun. But we did go to one of the games. The one game that they did win, we were there. I'm not, listen, the superstitious person in me has to acknowledge that the only game they won was the one we went to, and it was because our friends at SeatGeek sent us there.

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If you guys have never lost your voice go to a sports game and watch something happen That's it. That's great advice. I thought I was gonna pass out when I screened when he hit that. I did, yo, legitimately I had to grab onto Greg. I was seeing stars. And then I turned around to the guy next to me,

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away with the series but we were there and it was awesome. Yeah. So thank you SeatGeek and we really appreciate it. Uh, before the game though, getting in was a funny one. First of all, 90% sure my car was not going to be where I left it. Why? Well, I parked it in a garage and I drive it and it was like normal parking for the garage And then like a girl comes up to my window knocks on the window and she goes for a tip

I'll give you this parking spot. It's right near the exit and I was like, okay, I Checked my wallet. I only had like 15 bucks on me. So I gave it her. She's like that's more than enough I walked out of there. I was like this car is gonna be on blocks when I get back This may be a stupid question. Did she work there? So I gave it to her, she's like, that's more than enough. I walked out of there, I was like, this car is gonna be on blocks when I get back. Miss may be a stupid question. Did she work there? Why did you think that she did? Cause she was-

She had the confidence, Joey. This conviction. You know what I'm talking about? Like she had the, she came up, she was like, excuse me, she's an entrepreneur. Honestly, if the worst thing I did that day was I supported a small business woman. A scammer.

Potentially. In your eyes, did she wear a did she wear a jacket she had a hoodie on it was an all-black hoodie It might have it might have had the logo of the parking garage on it, but I don't know I don't remember. Mm-hmm. I don't remember. I was so excited to get in. It's a good scam though Kind of smart if you ask me. Hell, yeah, you're one year at the lake house I did that I charged people to pay like during like 4th of July I charged people 20 bucks to year at the lake house. I did that I charged people to pay like during like for the July I charged people 20 bucks to park at the lake house Like in our like parking area. I mean I mean, that's not like scamming. It's your it's your property. Yeah. Yeah, I

Mean, that's not the same. I don't know. I mean like 400 bucks that day. Whoa. Yeah, I would crush that shit a lot of cars so That's not the same. I don't know. I made like 400 bucks that day, baby. Whoa. Yeah, I would crush that shit. That's a lot of cars. So, but I was, I don't know if I told you this, I was getting, I was online to get in and there were two, you guessed it, drunk white guys that were trying to like hop the barricades and people kept yelling at them. Cause the way that like my gate was set up was like, it was just barricades like just snaking around.

It was in the barricades for mad long. Ours went super, I didn't stop. I just kept walking, but it was just likericades, like, just snaking around. It was in the barricades for mad long. Ours went super, I didn't stop. I just kept walking, but it was just like a half mile long. And they kept trying to hop and people were like yelling at them. So then I lost track of them. And then they're, as I get to like the gate where like the fucking metal detector is,

the guys are in there. I see them yelling and the cops have them. Oh, good. And one of the, like, there's a woman yelling at them and I hear, and she goes, they kept, she was Hispanic and I cops have them. Oh good. And one of the, like there's a woman yelling at them and I hear and she goes, they kept, she was Hispanic and I could do it. Good. She goes, they kept, all right, I'm not going to do it. She was yelling at them and she was telling the cops,

like they kept trying to jump the barricade and the guys are like, what in the way, dude? Absolutely not. And she points to one of the guys, she goes, he was pissing behind this car right here and he goes what the other guy goes he didn't mean to do that he didn't mean to yeah man that's one of my favorite you think you need it he's taking the piss out of context oh my god he didn't mean to pull his dick out and pee accidentally did that

Bro, I also, I don't know if I told you this But we, me and Greg were online, right? And it's snaking back and forth like crazy Snakes are out There's a guy in front of us It's like this big white guy And he's wearing an Ohtani jersey Right?

And the guys, like you know how you have to walk past It's like this big white guy. He's wearing an Ohtani jersey. And the guys, you know how you have to walk past pretty much the same people every time you're snaking back and forth? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the guy who was walking past, there was a guy in a Yankee uniform being like, I should gut you. I should gut you, right? Jesus, gutting.

Saying that to the guy wearing the Ohtani jersey, right? But they're joking back and forth, and they just kept laughing. First of all, the snake, maybe six times, he did the joke every time. Yeah. And I was like I was like I feel bad for this guy he's just like you know whatever. Oh did you give him a little sign of like reassurance like a pat on the back buddy? Didn't do that I was having a panic attack. Were you really? I don't know why I was just having a panic attack. Oh no are you okay? Yeah I was totally yeah that was two days ago. I mean. No yeah I

was alright I was alright. I literally was just mean no. Yeah, I was alright. I was alright It was just like oh god fuck, but I was fine No, but so then we're walking I was like I feel bad for this guy like whatever cuz the guy like literally every single Time and I turned to Greg. I'm like he's gonna do that joke every time yeah He kept being like I should I should gotcha and I was like fucking relax. We also how did we know? Oh, no keep going sorry so listen then we're walking and there's a like I'm assuming Japanese woman and a Japanese cameraman with the light and a microphone so they're like oh come talk to us right to the white guy to the white guy they said this

he's wearing a little tiny jersey got who's oh nothing I thought you meant the guy that was no offering to their head no they're talking to the guy who's wearing the otani jersey. Okay. I'm assuming they're Japanese for because of Otani, you know, duh, so He and this is the guy that my god for Beth's got so he walks over and he just goes Oh, honey, and then runs away and then I look at Greg and I'm like that was right Why would he do that I don't know you ask him ask him I didn't want to get near the fucking guy after they lose Can he was massive? But he ran over to this one and she was so excited to be like, okay, you know Yeah, yeah, you guys never want to talk to a Dodgers fan wearing an Otani Jersey and he went over and did that and I was like

I want to talk to a Dodgers fan wearing an Otani Jersey and he went over and did that and I was like We didn't talk about this but the first play of the bottom of the first when the guys grab Mookie Betts Go up stands. Listen, let's let's let's let's say this. Yeah, that was dumb dumb. Don't do that Also hysterical absolutely the funny I've ever heard Yeah, and like first of all his name was just like bukka de beppo Goppa, Gugoli it was something like that and the guys like they interviewed him. He's like listen for the Yankees I got a D up a little bit. He said that Yo, did you hear by the way Gronk was like I went to college with him that was one of my friends really Swear to God. He was like he was on the hockey team

He like always talked about how he loved the Yankees I gotta say cuz I also saw at the game the game that we went to that Seeky sent us to thank you Seeky they like first of all Be rational as a fan whether your team is winning or losing don Don't be one of those pieces of shit that's just like I'm gonna fucking do it, I'm gonna scream at this little kid. But, don't goad Yankee fans. Yankee fans are one of the few fandoms that I would say like

don't poke the bear. Because you're going, even if your team wins, you're gonna lose the battle. You'll win the battle, you'll win the battle You'll lose the war with the like you can like they're like Yankee fans Specifically are up there with some of the worst fans the worst like it's I know and that's a lifelong Yeah, die-hard Yankee fan. Yeah Philly like Phillies up there Philly Eagle fans Eagles fans It's really the ones though. They're known

They're worse than the Phillies. I would say I mean I I you know you would know cuz you're a Bigger giant fan than I think Yankee fan, but yeah, I can't like you know Like if you there was a guy that was sitting next to our section that was in full Dodgers gear whatever okay? But he brought a broom that was a bad idea those you, whatever, okay, but he brought a broom. That was a bad idea. For those of you guys that don't understand the context, I'm gonna mansplain it to you. Do you understand life?

No. So the Yankees were down three nothing and it's the first team to win four. So he brought the broom as like, you know, it's gonna be a sweep. He kept turning around and holding it up and like pointing at Yankee fans with it Not good regardless of what you're doing like just don't

Most of these guys are drunk Italians from the Bronx that will fuck you up Like they're not all me. They're not all lovable kind handsome. Okay smart too many They're gonna kill you if you give them the chance. Yeah It was a good time though. I had a great time. It was a really good time I was very how many hot dogs did you eat only two? only two only two I did I went into like the Pepsi lounge and like They were just like they didn't have it because Joey wanted Joey goes all you looked at the menu

He goes I'll take a pretzel as we walked away from the season said to Greg I was like he's getting a hot dog oh you were not getting a pretzel well the thing I like had just ate before I got there so I was like I don't need to eat a hot dog but I'll did you eat a hot dog last night by the way did I eat a hot dog last night yeah no just want to throw this out there go to a game eat a hot dog they win hot dog. They win. Don't go to the game. Don't go to the game and donate a hot dog. They lose. I ate two hot dogs. I committed to the bit. I said, Joey, one picture was me drinking wine, a really nice bottle of wine. And then the second one was me just dogging two hot dogs at nine

30 at night. Yeah. Hey man, you commit to the bit. I only know one speed. Had a grilled cheese and vegetable soup. What kind of cheese? Cheddar and provolone. What kind of bread? Sour. I have a trick for grilled cheeses.

Frank, it's just cheese and bread. No, baby. There is no tricks. No baby. The outside of the bread? Mayo. I've done that. Oh, okay. Not on grilled cheese, but like on sandwiches. No, no, no. I know. But you toast it. Yeah.

In a pan. Fuck, dude. Yeah. I want a grilled cheese now. I'm trying to do no bread, no pasta right now, so. Yeah, I have to eat an insane. I'm trying to do no bread, no pasta right now, so. Yeah, I have to eat an insane amount of bread in the next four days. That's right. You got the marathon coming up. How you feeling? I'm ready. I went for a run last night. Super easy, feel good. Yeah. Half?

No, I ran like four miles. You're just feeling good, man. Yeah. You're not supposed to run long now. Jokes aside, I want to say this. Don't be proud of me yet. Didn't do it. Okay, never mind. Don't do it! I'm not want to say this. Don't be proud of me yet. Didn't do it. Okay, never mind I'm not don't do it. I'm not gonna say anything until after yeah, by the way solid chance We don't record when we normally do next week, right? What?

You're gonna be shot brother. Oh No, I'll be fine. All right, cool. Yeah Anyway, I guess we can end that podcast there. Mm-hmm. Yeah, you just slant the last of your tea a little bit, baby Don't spit you love spitting Yeah, you do I'm surprised we didn't get peanuts at the game that's the one thing that we fucked up You know, they had them for free in that lounge, but I didn't get them. I'm surprised we didn't get peanuts at the game. That's the one thing that we fucked up You know they had them for free in that lounge, but I didn't get them. I'm sorry I got hot dogs and sweet Italian sausage You know all the way also got all that for pennies because the person that was there gave us a discount she was fan

Thank you Don't remember her name Carla. Oh nice. She worked at the in the yeah. She did the classic like oh my god My friends love you That's fun, yeah, so but no seriously best of luck next time that they the people will see you Well, actually that's not true. They'll see you have a medal You get a medal That's the whole reason why I'm doing this. Oh, I thought it was just for like internal fortitude. I wouldn't do it for that. You would do it, you need the physical.

Frank, I need the swag. You know what I mean? I'm buying a hat, I'm buying a jacket. Oh yeah. But then you get a free medal once you cross the finish line, they give it to you immediately. That's so cool. It looks like a fucking Olympic medal. Oh, is it bronze?

I don't know what it is. Is it gold? I don't know what it is. They can't give thousands of people gold medals. That'd be a little much. Not a chance. It's probably made out of just like recycled manhole covers. Probably. Bronze? I don't know. Is it gold? I don't know what they can't give thousands of people gold medals That'd be a little not a chance. It's probably made out of just like recycled manhole covers Probably if it was gold I'd be punching people and taking metal you'd be People other people would probably be doing that too. Yeah, that's gonna be sick. Well, listen guys

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