The Basement Yard - #478 - The CORN Episode

Episode Date: November 25, 2024

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Remember I threw it on stage when you gifted me the Rolex? That's right. This is the one I threw. I got it back. You picked it back up. I picked it back up. Did it crack? Uh, nope. These things are pretty durable, dude. Do you have an Apple watch? back. You picked it back up. He did back. Did it crack? Uh

These things are pretty durable dude. Do you have an Apple watch? No, you got one. Why um, I don't know. Yeah I don't like it. My mom's good. It is good. It's good at tracking steps Do you talk into your wrist and text back with it? No, no, I do not okay because my mom does that and I want to Strike her down. Oh She's like yeah, Shan. I'll be back with the gross. I gotta say this whole like, and you're kind of part of the people that I want to yell out right here. Surprise, surprise. This new movement, welcome back baby.

New movement of people just sending voice notes instead of texts. I like voice notes. Fuck you. Write to me. Why? I want to feel like that was a, that was that was a form of love back in the day. That was. I'm still texting.

No you're not though, cause then you're not. Yeah I am. No you're not, cause Joey will do the thing with a whole set of fucking 90 second voice notes. I won't do that. So that I'm against, that I'm against. Oh my god dude. I'm with voice notes.

And I know where this started and I wanna see. I'm with, I'm with four stones. I know where this started and I wanna see if you say it before I call you out for it. What are you talking about? It's fucking business efficiency, Greg. Big fucking big business balls boy. No, well he does, yo bro, this kid the other day, he sent me four in a row.

I called him, I said, what are you doing? Because like one of them is just like, he'll start talking and be like, oh I fucked this up. I'll have to redo this. And'm like one why are you saying that? Just delete it Is then you send it to me so I call him and I'm like what are you doing? We have lost the art of communication and you're part of the break Like reason that I want to get mad about this because you do that also

I'll respond to you, and then you'll do like the Response where you like on iMessage where you hold down the message and you and you just like heart it that's not a response Joey well it depends what you're saying and a lower thumbs up or thumbs down or like question mark that's that if you just ask me a question like yo yes or no question yes or no just just say like, yeah. Just come on, communicate. You are part of, communicate. Frank, I'll text you. Four days go by, he'll pick up the conversation

like you were in a car accident and shit just woke up from a cold. One, don't make me parse through my texts to make sure if that's true because there are plenty of times where I text you and you don't fucking text me, bitch. Two, we're both people that have our own lives sometimes. We see something we know that it no sometimes I'll fully admit sometimes there are times where I see something and I say I'm gonna respond to that and then a day goes

By and I forget and I'm like oh well fuck now It's a day now I have to wait another day in order to respond and say I'm sorry I did that but like that's the way that the world Works sometimes bro one time there bitch bitch hold on one time me and Greg texted Frankie about something that had to do with business Five four or five hours, and then he responded back with sorry I got tied up at hockey practice, and I'm like This kid better go to the NHL with a five- practice! Well not only that, when we go to hockey practice I'm with Ruby and Ruby just runs back and forth and gets in an elevator and I need to fucking chase her.

In an elevator? She gets- she's big elevator kid right now. She just loves elevators? She just- Dude, she loves elevators. I kinda like them too, I'm not gonna lie. Everyone had a good ol' fun time pressing buttons in elevators. Escalators?

Fire. I love escalators. I. I love escalators. I get scared of escalators. Of whom? I, mmm, I'm now realizing it might be bullshit because my dad told this story. But, tell me about this Colombian myth that he made up.

No, when he was, I don't think it's a myth because there have been instances of this happening, but like, he said that like, he saw like someone's shoelaces got caught in the teeth of an escalator and it like ripped their foot Or so no way. I mean, I I think that actually has happened the chances of my father having witnessed it Yeah, or saw someone I can see very slim. It could probably happen to like Stuart little but I don't know about a Hume I but I I mean I'm with you there I don't like getting on or off of escalators because I'm always stepping over it. I jump. I jump. I jump. I never step on like the

crack and I also lift my like because I usually use them in airports I'm not really escalating all the time but like I'll hop my bag over it even. Really? Yeah I don't know why. Oh. Maybe Super Sti. You think it's gonna pull your fucking Gucci bag into it? I don't have a Gucci bag. I'm sorry. What bag do you have though? Go ahead. What bag do I have? Your YSL travel bags? I don't have YSL. I'm sorry. You're Because it's 2009 yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're at hearty Fubu bag I will say though that you as someone that is active as you like this is really good at tracking steps and calories I have a watch But it's just it's not like an Apple watch so it's just for like that kind of shit

But it's not like oh, it's like a dedicated workout one Yeah, it's like apples. It's like full smart tech and he goes I would never like I can't think of a reason why I would wear that and I don't want my text messages popping up My fucking headphones now do this thing where it reads my text messages when I'm listening to music it drives me You can program it so it doesn't do that. I tried I can't figure it out I will say something that's cool This does is like if you have like Google Maps or something open and it's not like, you know, hooked up to like CarPlay,

what is it called? Yeah, CarPlay. And like, say you have like your hand on the steering wheel, it'll pop up like, make a left in a hundred feet or something like that. So that's pretty, that's pretty pretty. Doesn't CarPlay sound like porn? A little bit, honestly.

Or corn? You don't say the P word. That's it, now you're done. We're corn done we're corn we're corn we're corn it sounds like corn though so we're not well we're getting my corn in play we're using the word corn in place of corn right but when I say we're corn boys meaning that we're just because we use that not like we are oh yeah we're not doing we're not doing corn yeah no no eating corn though yeah

I love corn love is crazy but I'm cool with Mexican street corn now We're talking yeah, and I'm talking about the food Now you say Mexican street, you're like, yeah, hold on listen they're outside doing that algorithm You fucked with our ability. Yeah now say Corn now I can't even talk about corn. Now people think that we're talking about the corn that involves a lot of... No, that doesn't even work either. I was gonna say juices, but there's juices in corn too.

De-sair. Yeah, wet corn, dude. I mean, if there's butter. And just corn is just naturally juicy. it yeah, I mean some juicy corn Like real corn yeah, yeah But yeah like carplay it's like oh, it sounds like a genre I can almost guarantee that it is for play carplay Yeah, we have like we were like feeling each other up before we got home, it was a little carplay.

Exactly. You know, it does sound a little dirty. Maybe that's why they named it that, who knows. I could almost guarantee that's not why they named it. I also agree that it's probably not. Yeah, but yeah, I actually, I got, behind the scenes, I've been talking to Joey a lot about, like, trying to remain active and get my steps in and stuff.

I got a treadmill, I finally got, like got like a treadmill a secondhand one more marketplace baby live it up FB mark yeah which did you have to like go to someone's like garage and grab it or something house oh so you met a stranger yeah and you took their workout equipment there were three strangers there three it's right they were protection I pulled up no they, like, I guess, maybe, but like, look at me. My picture is like me in a Hawaiian shirt. What are you protecting against?

I don't know, dude, you're in like rural Pennsylvania. Maybe they saw Alvarez and they were like, we better have backup. Yeah, I don't know, I mean, it is entirely possible. No, but like, I showed up and I was just like, they could fuck me up if they wanted to and like But like there there's a weird way to try and like rob somebody though Like oh, let me come buy your fucking treadmill if you have been doing it forever like fuck it a giveaway

Or did you cash? Venmo nice, you know we did that we did that whole bad boy, but I Was fully I don't know if I told you this I was fully ready I was just like all right I'm committing to like waking up at a certain time each morning and just walking on this treadmill just to get some steps in step it up you know but my my brain convinced me not to and not in like so this is an interesting excuse so here's the thing I'd like to start exercising, but I got a thing in my brain that makes me not go No, no, no like my I gaslit myself

with my dreams You can imagine what the human experience is like for us Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, you're gaslighting so much that it's now like now I'm the victim of my own brain like Harry Potter or it's like a spell actually bounces off the wall It hits you and yeah, and then it's like Gilderoy Lockhart. Just like wait am I you know? I got Gilderoy Lockhart. Yeah, exactly um what happened But so I I set my alarm to wake up at 5 a.m So I can go and I can do my thing.

But I had a dream that I couldn't walk. But do you know why? Was it just a dream thing where it's like, my feet aren't moving? It was a dream thing where like my foot hurt and I had like a ball in my foot and I couldn't walk. And I was like unable. A ball? Yeah. And I remember in my dream being like I have to not walk at all so I so I

silenced my alarms in real life in real life silence my alarms because of what my dreams were convincing me this is okay. This is some sci-fi shit. This is like dreams bleeding into reality. What is he thinking about before bed? We're like, oh no, I probably shouldn't do that. And your body's like, I got you. But like I go to sleep like fully like, yeah, I'm gonna do this. I'm excited to do this. I have a whole routine.

But there's another person in there going, no. But the little man inside me that got in there is just like. I had a dream that I couldn't walk and all I could eat was prosciutto. Let me, we also say this, there's no little man inside me, just wanna also make that clear. Yeah, but my brain in its dreamlike state

convinced myself to not wake up and do this. What a bastard. What an absolute bastard. So you had to have waken up before 5 and then you just like shut off your alarms? I remember shutting it off because I wore my watch because I don't, so I put my alarms on silent

so they don't wake the rest of, you know silent so they don't wake the rest of you know So they don't wake Becca. What does that vibrator? It vibrates? Yeah, so it'll vibrate on your wrist, and I remember being like oh, no But it was in my dream right you weren't fully awake. I wasn't fully awake, and I it was like I Fucking I woke up when Maeve woke up, and I was just like oh fuck I I fucking... I woke up when Maeve woke up and I was just like, Oh fuck. I'm such a little bitch. Now you gotta battle yourself. I mean, your dream self.

That's a classic, that's a classic battle, you know, like you versus yourself. Right, yeah. You know, yourself. That's a motivational poster right there. The only one in your way is yourself. That's right. But they're not mentioning that it's your dream self. Exactly.

That it's shutting off your fucking alarm. It's the Freddy Krueger version of myself That's trying to fucking Erase my ability to be right not gonna kill you quickly. Just making sure you don't exercise slowly. Yeah, there's no knife fingers here There's just an absolute filling up artery Fucking yeah exactly Wow okay. Well. How do you combat that? I don't know dude double alarm Are you a double alarm I don't know dude at double alarm. Are you a double alarm? I am so I have a double alarm, but they buy guess both got silenced. Oh

So you double shot my dream self? Took my alarms behind the shed and put two fucking bullets in the back of their house So maybe you're gonna have to trip alarm then I don't know what I'm gonna do. Honestly, this is something I thought of this morning. I was just like I need to You're gonna laugh at me, but I was like I need to strengthen myself Elaborate what you mean by that Mentally mentally right so how do you plan on doing that like yeah talk to me sensei really I have to spend time just Controlling my thoughts.

I'll tell you where it's going to possibly end up is I did see a TikTok this morning that was just like, do 10 seconds of a cold shower, then do 20 seconds of a cold shower. Do, okay. And then like maybe that's how I strengthen my brain to not be like a douchebag dream version of myself. I don't know if that's going to work, but I'm optimistic that maybe it does. And I've tried to do the cold shower thing before. Oh, you have?

Not. Yeah. Like, I'll tell you this. I wouldn't qualify what I did as a try. What was it? Yeah, I'm just like, ew. Like, why would I like, I get why people and I know like the ice Baths and that kind of stuff. Oh, that's different, but just like not shower time. I can't ice baths

I don't know how people do it I've done it the bath house that I went to with Greg before they have a freezing cult We all heard that right I Want to make sure we've all heard that. I almost died in the fucking bathtub I was going to say in the bath house last time. Way too much time in the sauna. But they have a cold plunge pool filled with bleach or chlorine because it stinks like chemicals. Oh yeah. But I got in it and it was like 40 degrees and I did like 45 seconds and I was like I'm the coolest guy in the world.

And like I get that but and I was I was it was like 40 degrees and I did like 45 seconds And I was like I'm the coolest guy in the world and like I get that But a shower where I'm like or when people say just get in the shower and turn it on I'm like this is stupid This is crazy. Don't don't do that if you like dude, I'll tell you I am in equal parts like Impressed and equal parts hate that guy that like in some part it's like you know North Dakota it's just like good morning and it's just a big ice bath and he just breaks the ice on top and he's like we're gonna sit in for three minutes today and he sits in he's just like the world is not about against you no so that world is about the world is

about being in support of your hopes and dreams and I'm just like fuck you your ice bath that guy I think is that guy actually I talked to him I wish I could remember his name I'm glad you don't he followed me though so I was like dude I've seen your so there's a chance he follows us fuck you yeah I just want to just like fuck you dude. Yeah, that guy's skin must be like the tightest little light tight. Yeah But yeah, it's like he's like today. Good morning. It's zero degrees. It's minus three degrees No for Fahrenheit out here and today. We're talking about gratitude Yeah, he breaks the ice and he gets in he's like It's not your dad. It's you yeah

I'm watching you do something I hate. I don't need to hear you fucking awaken like some like trauma in me. No, he's a cool guy. But so the reason why I like talk to him because then he started doing this thing where he would break a piece of the ice off and eat it. But then he started using hot sauce.

I was like, oh yeah, you told me about that. You told me about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I wish- And you sent him everything bagel hot sauce on ice. Good on everything, friend. But when I eventually own a home, definitely get in a little tub.

Oh, like a cold plunge tub? Yeah, and a sauna. I'm gonna ask you some questions offline about your house because I'm very intrigued. What? Yeah. Just like put it in the backyard. Yeah, no, no, I know. I'm very intrigued. Yeah, just like put it in the backyard. Yeah, no, I know I'm just I'm confused as to where your like budget is gonna end

Like are you gonna commit to like that 40 million dollar house you sent me earlier or 40 million dollar house? Yeah I don't know how I'm paying for that with IOUs You owe no one no one oh everyone oh you Do you remember when I posted, cause there was like an article that said, here's Joe Sandoval's network, network, network. It was like $293 million. And I posted it and I was just like, Dan, they got me.

And people that I know in real life were like, yo, congrats. And I was like, are you an idiot? You're an idiot. I was like, I don't have $293 million dollars can I ask you a serious question oh god if you had $293 million dollars uh-huh I know you are you're a lot of people that knows about you you're big with discipline like you internally like to be very self-disciplined okay and you do you're very smart with your money

you're always given financial advice to the people that you appreciate in your life. At what level of wealth would you just throw that all out the window and just be, just commit to being a fucking dumpster bitch? But what is a dumpster bitch? 30 million dollar house where like to get to your bedroom, you need to take like a Ferris wheel. Like I'm talking like

all right I'm going to bed yeah I mean a 30 million dollar house I'll tell you this you would probably need at least there are your watch collection would know no bounds that would be a big. That would be a big issue. That would be a big fat issue for sure. Yeah. Yeah, no, I mean, I don't know. Like, a part of me, like, cause I do like looking at that type of content, like seeing like rich people's houses,

and then like, it'll be a random whoever who owns like a $ million dollar house in the Hamptons and like all the shit like I like looking at that stuff but in reality I'm like what the fuck would I do with a house like that dude I've been watching a lot of Shark Tank and Mark I saw like an interview with Mark Cuban yeah just like I bought a 25 million dollar home and there are rooms I have I have not been in in years. Yeah. Why?

Like that is wild. Like there is a certain level of like over the top. Like that's ridiculous. I would, if I had $300 million, I'm sure that I would find a really nice house, but it wouldn't, I don't think it would be 30 million. Like it would be less than that. But don't think-

I feel like a $5 million house would probably be where like- Depending on where it is. If I had $300 million, I'd say five million is going into a house. And then I would have a couple $5 million houses across the country. I would be more, I think I would pay more to be like

in a gated community of like safety. Safety is kind of what I would pay for at that point. Yeah that makes sense. Because I don't need a fucking 30 million dollar apartment. Like that's crazy. Yeah to be in a skyscraper where you are basically just like there's one like underpaid doorman who is just protecting you from whoever wants to come up.

Yeah like some shit like that I don't think I would do. But I would buy stupid shit. I mean, when I started making really good money, I spent $3,000 on an arcade machine that I used. No, you used a lot. We used it. Five times. You've probably used it more than I have.

I probably did. And I gave it away. To? A child that lived on the same block as my mom. Do they still have it? I assume. I'm not keeping tabs on his stuff I'm gonna go ask him for it. I'd like yeah, that was a cool arcade machine. Wow that was by the way

$3,000 you bought that in like 2016. Yeah, that's too much. Oh it was way too much And I don't even know I think that I was just like I want to get something And it didn't have like what the fuck it didn't have like Super Mario Brothers on it It had like the and it didn't have like the big name brand games. There was Frogger on it It had Frogger and had Galaga and it had like didn't have Galaga alien invaders, but like it didn't have like Super Mario Brothers or like other like like Donkey Kong it had like Donkey Kong 4 does math and 1942 part 6 where it's like you're a tank now just the games that no one was playing

Yeah that they were able to emulate and get on this thing without facing legal action Yeah, I don't know. I just got that cuz I was like, oh, I'm gonna get something cool And I think back then I just didn't I didn't I didn't even know what I liked as a person yet so I was I don't know how bro I don't know how I thought of that or I just thought like it would be cool for people to come over and be like oh there's an arcade machine here that's what it was I mean I'll be honest with you I was I was that it was really cool I am the sucker for that where I went up there and I played hours on that thing during what year did you say that was 2016 Frank?

That was almost a fucking decade ago. Oh, isn't that crazy eight years ago. We're a thousand years old. Yeah, and we're slowly Falling apart. I just woke up this morning and my ankle hurt. I've done nothing I've done nothing My teeth hurt sometimes I wake up my teeth hurt. I think I'm grinding those motherfuckers. What the fuck? I don't know teeth my neck my back Pussy and my crack Frank demonetize corn corn fuck corn you idiot What are we calling? But do see

That's gotta be way worse. I don't know. So it's corn and this? Unaliving kitty cat meow meow fun time wet cave. I'm not I'm not using that I'm not using that. Too many words. All right wet cave. Speaking of corn by the way Did you hear about did you hear you know like Ariana Grande? The Wicked movie is coming out? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You must be excited for that.

I'm hyped, bro. I love Wicked. I love Wicked. I've seen zero things, heard zero songs. I've never, never been a consumer of Wicked. I've seen on TikTok, I don't know the other actresses name. Cynthia Erivo. Cynthia Erivo.

But I've seen them being interviewed and They're just crying they're crying all the time all the time But I like watching people crying for like like nice reason not like that are relaxed I want to feel something no fucking Joey puts his hand on the pulse and just wants to see people cry I like when people are so happy that they cry or like because it was an interviewer Who was saying really nice things about them them and she was just like I just want you guys know that like you did it and there start crying I'm like fuck I saw dude these this whole press tour for the wicked movie has just been Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo crying for each other yeah and then other people making them

cry like I saw one interview and it was um is brought that's theater baby god damn it I forget the actress's name but she was in the mean girls movie musical and I think the music of Renee rap and she's just like making Cynthia Arrevo cry and then she's crying perfect and then it's just like everyone's crying I'm on board with a good cry me too but it does like after a certain point it's just like promote the movie Yeah, we're super crying a lot. No, but I thought it was I thought it was it was cool But I am super psyched about wicked definitely got to go see that and I

Is that where that song popular? I'm gonna be popular I've only known the tiktok song version of it, but is that where it comes from? Okay. Defying gravity. I've never heard that song in my entire life. Shut your fucking stupid face. I'm defying gravity.

I've heard that and then I don't, and then I think. You've never heard defying gravity? I unfortunately have not. Frank, Frank. Get out. Okay. Of the earth.

Leave the planet. Leave the planet. Like spiritually, like. Go, leave the planet. Leave the planet. Like spiritually, like- Frank, physically. Like unaliving or- Not unaliving, I mean launch yourself into space and whatever happens, happens. Bad things happen, I'll tell you that.

Also for good. That's a banger. Are you just gonna, how, can I ask you a serious question? You have Apple Music or Spotify? Spotify. How quick is that album going directly on your Spotify? It's pre-ordered.

Yeah. All right. It's not pre-ordered, but I have Defying Gravity on my running playlist. Really? Bro. It helps you? If you listen to it,

near the end of the song where they start belting shit out. I guess I gotta get into it, because you know, uh people it's funny I posted a tik-tok and people are just like Frank likes Hamilton and it's like have you not watched any of Shut the fuck up about how I'm pretty sure that he could do the show I have so far I've gotten the first like six songs down pretty pretty well. Yeah, but I Guess you gotta go. I'm gonna I'm gonna buy you tickets and you're gonna go. Thanks. Um, but I guess you gotta go. I'm gonna, I'm going to buy you tickets and you're going to go. Thanks. That would be sweet. Um, cause I'm sick of this.

Are you going to babysit the kids? No. Oh, we're going to figure that part out. Everybody's going. Oh, the whole kids are going. No, they're not too expensive. He would really get a kick out of that. Out of Hamilton. Yeah, I think so. I don't know that we were in the car one day and he's like, Kiki, do you mind if I play play DJ he probably would respect you less if he saw excited you were during the song no we were in the car when he's nice in the crowd yeah you know what the fuck did you just do by the way cuz I have a choreograph it was maybe yeah you know we were in the car one day and he was

playing DJ and he's like I got a song for you coming on next. I'm like, I'm so pumped. He played, you'll be back. The King song. Fire. So sick, dude. Banger.

Which is one of the best songs in that. I also have to get to a point, but the wicked movie is coming out and they have obviously like merchandise that they're putting out and stuff like that. Why did you say merchandise? Cause I was going to say merch. Merch-and-dice. Like what's dice? They've merchandise, dice and vacuums. No, but the Wicked movie is coming out, they have merchandise, and then they have these like dolls or whatever, and on the packaging

they put wicked.com, which is not the right website. Wicked.com is hello corn. Wait, what? Corn. Wait, what? Yeah. Wait, wait, you said- I'm gonna go. Wicked.com, corn, baby. And I'm not talking corn.

You're not talking corn. You're not talking corn. I'm talking corn. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? So you're not talking the corn you eat sideways. You're talking the corn you eat long ways. Exactly.

So the corn, what am ways so the corn what am i saying so i wasn't look like corn so this is wicked.com this just looks like it's uh well no no this is definitely corn but it's like movie corn you know what I'm saying like I'll be honest this whole corn versus corn thing it's kind of confusing there's no food it doesn't like so I'm looking at your screen I see nothing grotesque yeah there's no food. It doesn't like I so I'm looking at your screen. I see nothing grotesque Yeah, there's no because look they have a look like just not make movie posters like something the asylum would make yeah like there's this one's called reckless and it the poster looks like a

like Fast and the Furious, but it's a corn so I'm assuming they're racing cars and Wait, why would you call a knockoff corn version of Fast and the Furious reckless? Call it deep and moist. How is that a play on words? Rapid, rapid and sensual. There's so many better. Those so far are both worse. The ass is curious.

What, what, what does that what does what does that even mean starring Vin Vin gasoline cuz he pups you for gasoline okay you just gets horrible it's crazy this one says blast from the past that's a pretty good it's a real movie. Oh, it's about uh What's the one Michael J Fox? Back to the future. Oh, I thought you were saying like someone in it has like park no no no no no blast from the past I think blast from the past is a legit movie is it unless I'm mistaken It's starting like well. He's got a flat a flannel and a vest on so I assumed it was well

Yeah, it's probably a blast from the past. Oh if you scroll down there's yeah blast from the past It's Brendan Fraser and Alicia Silverstone. I knew it was a real movie does he have a video camera uh? Christopher Walken's in it so Pretty close to being sensual yeah a name a naive man comes out into the world after spending 35 years in a nuclear fallout shelter I guess Well these people make actual uh nope. There's a girl spitting on each other now. I'm seeing all right. That's different see that I Mean it just looks like their tongue is out. I don't see I mean what's that? Oh that that that looks like it is now their tongues are out and they're spit-connecting their tongues.

So this website was on the packaging to like their dolls? A doll, bro. Like, for the Wicked movie? For like, yeah. It's like Alphaba and motherfucking corn website right on the front there. How many kids do you think went to this- I will say. This isn't a bad- This is not- I mean, it's still- It's not the worst corn site ever they can go to which would be I don't know something XX deep impact comm or something

My dad's favorite movie my dad loves when the world ends deep impact or Armageddon which one are you watching Armageddon? Steven Tyler, you know, Aerosmith, are you kidding me? Bruce Willis? Liv Tyler? Don't wanna close my eyes? Animal Crackers? Matt Damon. Ben Affleck. Owen Wilson. Matt Damon's not in it. Ben Affleck's in it. Yeah.

Steve Buscemi. Steve Buscemi, Owen Wilson. Don't wanna close my eyes. Michael James Duncan. Michael Clark Duncan Duncan Michael Clark Duncan Don't wanna fall asleep cause I'd miss you babe And I don't wanna miss a thing Cause even when I dream again

The sweetest dream will never do I'd still miss you babe And I don't wanna miss a thing When they get into it where he's like I don't wanna miss one smile I don't wanna miss one kiss And I just wanna be with you right here with you Just like that

That song is crazy A lot of people, this might be a little tidbit of trivia. One of our first videos we did together was pantomiming that song, like doing a performance of that song. Yes. You're on the drums and I'm on the guitar. Yeah. And you like, you at one point actually hit a cymbal and it scared the shit out of you.

There's a clip of that in the promotional tour before our first show. And I think during, I think it's been used in other pieces of promotional like the, the... Maybe. Like the Radio City one. Like the thing, the Radio City like when we flashed it. Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, look at that man. Damn.

Wait, so kids were just looking up corn because of Wicked. Yeah, Mattel's packaging for its latest dolls came with a wicked mistake. The link printed on the back of the toys box led to a corner graphic website Prompting dolls all over the country to be pulled from the shelves. Big, big mess up, Mattel. Big mess up. Wait, what's the- I mean, there are certain conspiracy theorists in like the middle of West Virginia that are like, You think this is a mistake? You think it's a mistake? Balenciaga made the goddamn toys too! You think this is a mistake and guess who's

running it? Hillary motherfucking Clinton. That bitch is bad. That bitch is bad. Lock her up! Dump her! This is crazy though you don't do that. I mean what's the real website? What's the real website? I don't know't know. Like, that's a- I mean that is a- Oh, it's WickedMovie.com Which is- which just sounds like- Too close, dude! You know what that sounds like? Too close.

It's a, you know what they say about that movie, huh? That's your Wicked Movie. Well, it sounds like a Boston-like website where you can illegally watch movies. It's like, you know, Wicked Movies. Or it's just like the most Boston person you've ever met that's like a movie reviewer, and they're just like welcome back I got my Cruella. I got my Duncan. We're gonna watch this wicked movie wicked movies Yeah, come watch it sucks, dude. Yeah, not good not a good thing to be doing So you know leave the cornographic stuff off the toys?

Yeah, Oh big lawsuit unless it's an adult toy I will say this I will say this whoever bought those dolls they're like instantly collectors items now yeah if you're a freak I mean people do that shit also if you're that website you're probably like where did all this traffic come from?

Yeah. What is going on? Whoa, big uptick. Now we can make our next 10 Batman porn, corn movies. You idiot. You're getting fined. Where it's called The Hung Man. I'm not good with my dad.

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illegal eagle legal eagle eagle he's like a guy that does like he's like a lawyer influencer but just like breaks down like different laws and stuff like that no dude I feel like I've gone to law school now from watching this guy this is the by the way the freest of free plugs yeah yeah no well he just talks about like here's the law. He's just like, oh, so-and-so is suing Joe Sandigato. Let's break it down. And like, why?

And he's just like, this guy is fucking. And it makes me, because you know me, blind confidence that I can do anything with little to no training or connection to reality. I now feel like I can be my own lawyer if I needed to be. Hopefully you dream about that tonight instead of shutting off your alarms. That was bad, dude Yeah, now I'm now I have to commit to like what if my dreams tell me to like Go home and just eat a half of half a pound of prosciutto. Mm-hmm. You know, what are we doing? I don't know. I hate those dreams. I hate those dreams too, right? Yeah, getting ready for Thanksgiving. Oh

Yeah, and this is it. Thanksgiving is great because it's prime charcuterie board I hate those dreams. I hate those dreams too, right? Yeah. You getting ready for Thanksgiving? Oh yeah. And this is it. Thanksgiving is great because it's prime charcuterie board. Dude, we're making, we're doing like a little thing at my sister's house for like our side of the family. Becca makes a fucking charcuterie board. She charcoots the pants off me. Your sister makes a good one too. What the fuck? Listen. You're surrounded by boards. Listen, the women in my life understand the value in a good charcuterie board.

It's so good. Guess what? We're doing a Greek one with Greek cheeses and olives and some tzatziki shit on that. You can throw the olives over your shoulder. Um, I will. Over the shoulder, back around into my fucking mouth. I hate olives. I love olives.

But it's, this is prime like trying to eat like garbagunk season you know what I'm saying? Garbagunk? Wait so what would go on a Greek charcuterie board? You got some fruit you know you could throw like you know like dates on there some fresh figs. I mean you're just describing a charcuterie board what makes it Greek? Greek cheeses. Feta? Feta, Casseri, Caffele Graviera. Well, I don't know what any of that is. Exactly. One of them is kind of like almost like a Parmesan,

but it's like a hard stinky little bitch. It's a dope? It's a dummy dump of a cheese. And it's fucking fat and good. Fat and good. Damn, is he gonna put some fucking lamb on there or something? Maybe we'll get some lamb. That's good. Maybe we'll get some lamb. Can you do that? Why not? I don't know make it

We put like like thinly sliced lamb on some crackers Whoa, dude, that's fucking crazy. See what I'm saying now, right? Yeah, by the way charcuterie boards I don't like the crackers usually I don't mind crackers Melba toast. What the fuck is that like bread? Oh the little ones? Yeah. But I don't like them when they're hard like croutons. I like them when they're crunchy but then you bite into them and it's pillowy and soft. Like a good, like a good, like a good.

Yeah, like that. You know what I mean? But I don't like when I bite into this little piece of bread and it's like, ow this hurts my teeth. Yeah, well maybe just strengthen your mouth. It's not about strengthening, okay? They're bones. You do have a pretty baby mouth. What are you bas- what are you saying?

Like, it's sensitive. I have a sensitive mouth. Yeah. And what's- what's making you even say that? You like- you always say like, crunchy stuff bother your mouth. Like, you recently said like, oh, crunch berries, like Captain Crunch and stuff like that. Captain Crunch is like like infamously known for cutting people's tops of their mouths.

Well, strengthen your mouth. I can't strengthen my skin. You know what it is, you haven't worked a day in your life. There's no calluses on those hands. And clearly there's no calluses on the roof of your mouth. You ever bit a bagel bite that just destroyed the roof of your mouth, bitch? Of course.

It was worth it. Or like a hot pocket those are fucking dangerous how have they not been sued I oh you have all they have all like the warnings yeah they're fucking it's like a scroll you know on the fucking sleeve I like that shit I like that it comes in a little sleeping bag that you put in with it and then you slide it out I don't think it's to like comfort you I think it's to just like evenly distribute the heat no it is but I think it's to just like evenly distribute the heat no it is but I think that's cool I like that it's like that

damn it's about that time of the year where I need to have hot pockets and ruin my evening there's no part of the year where you need to have hot pockets I think it's that's just something that you're telling yourself hot pockets on a charcuterie board don't disrespect the board with a fucking hot pocket why not? because also I want to say something about hot pockets You got to put more in here chief more pocket in your heart

It's all hot and not that much pocket. No well the pocket needs to be stuffed stuffed your pockets stuff your pockets But there's like two little balls of fucking mozzarella cheese, a lot of sauce, and one... Pepperoni. Yeah. What are we doing here? I will say, I will say, hot pocket. Pepperoni that bitch. Yeah, shove shit in there!

You've got a pocket! Shove your whole shit in it! Fill the pocket. And we're not talking corn. Yeah, we aren't. We're talking just good old classic American ingenuity. Yeah. You give us a bread pocket I'm shoving that thing until stuffed with meat also like you know how they always say that about bags of chips

We open up a bag of chips, and you're like bro. I'm paying for fucking 75% I'm gonna say this chips. You've had your chance fuck you. Goodbye. Yeah, yeah, I agree Lays. You're out bitch Fritos They might be controlled by lays wise you're done I hate when chips have been fucking around for you had your chain honestly you had your fucking chance. Yes, you're done Yeah, 2024 enjoy it 2025 rolls around chips You're gone We should all take a page out of the book of cotton candy because if you ever open up cotton candy right there

he's right there you open up a piece of cotton candy right at the front like bro right here eat my shit we can all learn something from cotton candy they say we have a bag we're gonna shove 40 years worth of cotton candy into this little fucking bag I could fill my pillow with the amount that fits in this little it but Joey this is why like we have moments like this where we weren't like we're so in tune you're so fucking good big business wise and like yeah chips you you're done dude you're done you're fired you're gone you've had your chance fool me once shame on you fool me, I'm not eating another fucking Dorito, okay? Time to go like old Yeller, behind the shed.

That's the second thing that's getting killed in the Behind the Shed this episode. Did old Yeller get shot in the head? I think so. I don't even know what that is. Is it a bird, a dog? I'm not gonna tell you, I'll let you figure it out for yourself.

No problem. What was I talking about? Getting cotton candy. Cotton candy and chips and shit, right? And gum! I haven't eaten a chip out of a bag in a while I am out of bowls at like parties but where do they come from babe yeah I know but I'm like I'm not seeing the bag so I'm not the bad guys you yeah yeah well all these brands they don't fuck around there's no waste gums think of gum brands there's no fucking jokes in a gum package it's

all gum bitch listen hold on I do have a gripe with gum orbit or forget orbit everyone I open up this little thing and there's a lot of gum I'm excited the fact that you filled this whole thing up with gum. Why are we gluing the gum to the side of the package? I'm trying to pull it out, I'm taking the whole inside with me out. You're taking the whole inside, you're ripping this thing out. You're pink socking the gum packaging. Exactly! I am, what's that called? I'm prolapsing the anus, and we got to monetize this now,

but I'm prolapsing the package of gum's butt. What can we say for anus that doesn't like upset people? Greg Luganus. Greg Luganus. Let me stop just destroying your Greg Luganus orbit. Yeah! I don't want to do it. I'm a good man.

I like order. I like law and rules and respect. I don't want to have to absolutely just let this thing have to just walk sideways for a week I'm ruining because then I'm just then I'm this That's Greg Louganis is getting double fingered in my pocket also I'm the type of person that like I like little things like that to be neat and now you're forcing me to take it from The middle and it looks stupid. You know I just want to take it in order. You know what I'm forcing me to take it from the middle and it looks stupid. You know what I just want to take it in order. You know what I'm not pulling the one from the side. You know what I like and you're going to I hope, I hope dear dear dear God.

Are you praying to a Lord? Finally please hope that he's on board with me here. I don't smoke. You know that. I don't smoke. I've never smoked a cigarette. Same. You've never smoked a cigarette either.

No. I'll tell you this when Sofia gigante opened up that metal case and there was neat cigarettes in there. Oh I want almost got me I was right there on board and I said to Becca when we were watching the episode of the penguin go watch it by the way phenomenal show phenomenal I said I was like an like a vengeance smoke with a neat package cigarette oh

I've never smoked a cigarette, and I've never killed anyone, but you could bet your bottom dollar if I've ever killed someone I'm opening up a metal pack of cigarettes and crushing three and guess what when I open it And I see law and order we're Americans. We don't know what's gonna happen in this country over the next four years we need some consistency and law and order in our life so give us that packagings of gum give it to us also I love that like for some reason in movies when it's like very evil people who like kill for no reason, but if you pull out a cigarette, they're so polite, they'll light it for you. Yeah!

That doesn't happen anywhere! I love that! Like listen, I'm not a serial killer. I don't know why I have to say that, but if it's not apparent- Yeah, that's sus. But... But... The way that they're so neat, like I would be a good, I probably can't say, cereal, what do we say for that? Greg Louganis, corn.

Unaliver. Cereal, unaliver, like they make it look very neat and that's appealing on, some of us, I just want to just- Wait, what are you talking about now? Just like- What looks neat? They'll just sit down and they'll be like, and they'll open their napkin

and they'll pick up their fork and their knife and they'll just like... Oh, and then like eat someone's heart. Yeah, like bro, Hannibal Lecter was onto something in his neatness. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hannibal Lecter did a lot of crazy things, but I guarantee he had a nice apartment.

Oh my God, dude. Tell me, do me a favor. just think about how organized this guy probably was yeah and then tell me that minus all the cannibalism and stuff which is which is big it's up there with very bad stuff. Very bad bad tell me you didn't want to at least see his study we didn't want to see his floor-to-ceiling bookshelf and how organized it was. Yeah yeah all the pages of every book in his library were like perfectly crisp. I want to see his car. I guarantee there's not a fucking speck of dust in it. Oh my goodness gracious.

Orbit you can you can do this. We just jumped back to gum. You can do this Orbit. It's not that hard. Yeah, stop gluing the fucking piece of gum to the side of the packaging. I'm sick of that. Gum packaging is Let's look at one of my favorite gums, Bobalicious. That's bananas. Alright, let's look at one of my favorite gums, Big League Chew, and you know. Big League Chew, that's a bad example. No it ain't. They just stuff, actually they stuff, I will say that.

This thing has- You got your money's worth. No waste. You know exactly what you're getting at at Big League Chew. They just stuff actually they stuff I will say that this thing has you got your money's worth no waste You know exactly what you're getting at a big league chew Joey. They were making fun of me. We went golfing I had a Costco sized box of big league chew in my car I'm ready because got why the brand knows they have a they have consistent consistent standards to live up to Yeah, and now like these dumb chips. I hate this gum. But you know that gum

that comes in like the metal little like you pop it open and there's gum in there? It's like zebras on it. It's disgusting gum. It was from when we were kids. It was called fruit stripe. Yes, yes. That gum is whack. Not good. Not good.

But I like that it came in a little metal thing. Yes that gum is not whack not good not good, but I like that It came in a little metal thing get playful gum get some metal get some play. How much does it make the? I'm so angry. I know how much does it cost so afraid to cutting into so much oh Margins are my use to stand on fucking business used to come in a beeper Gun used to mean something I used to have a pack of gum that people would be like, oh, you have band-aids? No, bitch. I'm a kid. It's gum. It looks like a band-aid. Now- For some reason, that was weird

to be honest. Now I pull out gum and people are like, what do you have there? A matchbook? I want gum. Frank, now that we've brought up band-aids, that's a lot of fun. I love stuff that you stick a part of it on and then you peel the other one off and it goes on at the same time like a little fucking magic trick. Love that. A little too niche, a little too niche for me. You're being a little niche right there, bitch. But you know what I'm talking about? I know exactly what you're talking about. I just don't care to contribute to this part of the conversation. Also how you open a

band-aid, love that. We were like, oh, and you split it apart. You feel like it. You feel, all right, you got me back. Yeah, I'm back. All right. I knew it. You open a band-aid and you feel like Jesus.

You're just like, I'm going to heal so much. Oh, I feel like I'm like shucking corn, where you're like, oh, here's the corn. Back to the corn. Back on corn. Back on corn. Corn is everything. The food. Technically, corn is Corn is everything. The food.

Technically corn is in like everything. Technically, you know what? But not high fructose corn. Fructose, babe. What's wrong with you? Come on. Why did I say fructose? Fructose doesn't even sound correct. I don't know doesn't and I'll and and like I don't even know like you should You should know that yeah, that's not the fruit toast. Yeah, I said Fruit toast for I'll say this fruit toast sounds like a 90s kids breakfast that sounds awesome Yeah, that comes like frozen with like strawberry jam on top and has car citizens in it. What the fuck is happening? You're completely falling apart You're completely gone. Yeah, come back baby. I'm here But I do like to open band-aids. I'm fine with band-aid and a big fat band-aid I like those two the ones that are like circles. I like the band-aids though like waterproof ones that are like foam

They're see-through. Yeah, yeah Yeah, bro. Those don't go anywhere I know dude those never put a band-aid on like your Achilles and you and like a week later. You're like, oh fuck Yeah, I forget band-aids often. Yeah, that's so disgusting too because I would almost not I would almost rather find a Log of shit in a pool than a band-aid Finding a band-aid on it. Yeah, dude. Yeah, absolutely. I'm with you there. I have been- The worst- I will say this, we, for a while ago, we did a Bean Boozled video for San Agato Studios. Yeah. The worst one- people would be like, oh, the worst one's puke or dirty dish water or spoiled milk. The worst one was used band-aid. By far the worst one.

I ate the puke one and that one's pretty bad. No, the used band-aid, you didn't have the used band-aid. Cause it's either, I remember it was like either pomegranate or used band-aid. And I'm, I love pomegranate. It was not. Do you like the smell of band-aids? Little baby bit.

I don't, I hate it. But I wouldn't eat it. You know what I really like? Ace bandages. I used to wrap my arms up for no reason. Joey did do that. I remember that. I used to just grab it and be like, with no re- like just no scientific like-

No. Reason or knowledge on how to properly- It was probably damaging. Let's be honest. I remember I legitimately, when I got my knee surgery, I needed like a spandex and stuff like that. And I had like a big one. This thing was like a carpet. Yeah. Okay.

And I remember I was, they were like, you know how to put this on? I was like, yeah, and I went to put it on and they like stopped me like quickly. Like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Like I had my finger on the nuke button. Yeah. And they were just like, you're supposed to wrap around.

Like if it's your knee, you're supposed to wrap above and below it yeah not your knee going across the knee because then I'm just crunching my knee together yeah oh man there was always doing that there was always that kid in high school that would show up with like an ace band that was like hurt you know just for sympathy they had crutches and they were just like oh we slid too hard you know people that were faking injuries with crutches not Not faking injuries. It's a thing that people like, everyone knew that kid that always had like an ace bandage

or like, I imagine we were at a high school at the point this came out, but like kinetic tape and stuff like that. Like they were always hurt. I did do that once with a brace on my hand. What? I forgot, like, I like, I don't even know if this is an actual injury, but it felt like I like jammed my wrist. Oh.

Because I like fell and like my wrist was hurting. So I was like, oh. So I have my mom take you to the store and I wore this brace that like keeps your wrist straight. I know what you're referencing. So I used to wear that in school and just be like, yeah, I don't know, I'm just like hurt. Oh, I had legit braces for legit injuries

Yeah, I know Dude, I was- you were crutched up I was the king, I had a key for the elevator in my high school I was living it up, baby Did you ever give anyone a free ride? I'm sure I did, knowing me Yo, get in, get in Just knowing me, just like

You know, girl, I'll just be like, yeah, I got this Don't walk, you shouldn't walk, you're too pretty to walk Let me- I'll just be like, yeah, I got this. Don't walk. You shouldn't walk. You're too pretty to walk. Let me, I can only be a gentleman this way right now. What does that mean? Like I couldn't walk them to class.

But I'll elevate you to class. Were you, were you like? I'll walk you to class? Yeah. Did not have time. Oh, really? I had a really, it was a big high school. My junior and senior year, I was so like in close with all the

like the staff at my school that like I could be in the hallways with other people and maybe get in trouble and I'd be like. Cool. Crazy. I walked into it was my junior year of high school. There was a girl that I liked and I just in the middle of her class just walked into the class and handed her a lollipop. The teacher was just like, what are you doing? Handed her a lollipop.

What are you Willy Wonka? The fuck is that? No, did you say anything? I found out one thing about her and it was that she liked a very specific lollipop. So I went- Which one was it? You remember, I know you remember. Strawberry blow pop.

That's a good choice. She's got a good taste. Yeah. Is that the best one watermelon watermelon watermelon cherry up there watermelon cherry strawberry grape green apple I Didn't love and then like there's like the big fat ones remember that they had they were like the they were all so pop They were yeah, it was double chunk. Don't get pop Chunk Chunk Chunkin' Pop! It's a poop! I wonder if he does that if it like, if like the Costco guy's dad, it like bleeds into the rest of his life. He's like, honey are you feeling alright? You've been in the bathroom for a while. He's like, I gotta double chunk chocolate shit!

Chocolate poopy! Ah ha ha! Yo the Rizzler liked our video. Did he? Or in? I mean, we're in dude. Yeah, we're locked in. To the Illuminati, cuz that's where he's going. Is he? Yes, he must. Where you gonna go? I mean... He's just, he's, it's too hot. Let's get him in here. We'll give him the pieces necessary to defend himself well against baby Gronk. He's got a father, so I think you know, they're not related, right? Baby Gronk and baby Rizler.

No. Well, yeah, I think you're also when we post that there were so many people in the comments like I don't know what's going on. Yeah. But no, the Rizler kid is not related to the Costco guys. Yeah, I know that. I'm very tuned into the Costco verse. All right.

I know about everyone. I know about Jersey Joe. I know about all of them, okay Jersey Joe. Yeah, mama justice is in there. Like I I'm very heated. I'm dialed into the Costco verse Okay, honestly shout out to Jersey Joe honestly Just gonna say this Borderline insulting we haven't been invited to at least dip our toes into the Costco verse oh you know how big a boom that the basement boys would bring boom the roof off that war boom a basement boy boom you nuts a Boy boomerific. Yeah, haha

Dude we would be yeah, we talked about I haven't even been to Costco in years We've talked about this family too much over the last four weeks by the way just to clue anyone in We don't know them They're like there's there's these two kids. They're like I don't know them, but they're like, there's these two kids, they're like 11, 12. And they make videos with their dad, or one of them makes a video with their dad in Costco and they write stuff in Costco. Yeah, and it's kind of wholesome. Yeah. But there is this-

For now. We're waiting for the 30 for 30 to come out. Yeah, exactly. We're waiting for the Demi Lovato produced documentary about it. Did you watch that? She made a documentary about child stars. Might want to watch. That was a hard pivot there buddy. Was it about her? It was about her, Christina Richie's in it, Kenan Thompson's in it. Christina Richie? Yeah she was a child star. I know. I just I didn't. Is it about like the dark side of there she was a child star. I know.

Is it about like the dark side of... There's some stuff in there. I bet there is. There's some stuff. Hollywood's a horrible place. Keep the Rizzler in a fucking... Yeah, protect the Costco-verse. Yeah, yeah. You know, we don't need...

Costco-verse. We wanna protect it, it's pure... Who's last time you went to Costco? Not that long ago within the last calendar year I would say I I I haven't been in a long time I'm not allowed I remember love Costco if I had to go buy a TV I'm going to Costco though okay I mean but or or go and get the abundance of other stuff that they have yeah I know they have everything really cool business model to chicken is a loss leader gets people in the door

It's good quality chicken chicken is a loss leader Yeah chicken is there's something in the retail world known as the loss leader Where basically they under price something in order to just to get more people in there and then while they're in there you can Increase basket size and stuff like that Damn I remember baby Target boy. I'm coming back. I'm coming back. My eye doctor was there. That's sad. It's crazy. How is that sad? Get a real eye doctor dude. Well now I don't. I still don't actually. Where do I go? I have to drill. I am in my 30s. If I need more contacts I got to call my mom like take me to Costco. So we got a nice little

plate name. No but you know what don't don't your mom probably likes that a lot she probably like and when you're there does she offer to buy you stuff No, yeah, you're too rich Smart Liz you're very smart. I mean, yeah, she saw your 40 million dollar house that you sent her That's why you keep now. This is a new rumor that you want to start that I'm looking at 295 million dollar valuation I'm looking at $40 million. I do have a $295 million valuation. Yeah, I wish.

That'd be nice. That would be really nice. That would be nice. Why am I just repeating that? That would be nice. It would be nice to have Washington on your side. Oh, see, I don't even know that song. That was good though.

Gotcha, baby. But yeah, man, shout out to, yeah, that was so funny you said Jersey Joe though. Is that like a hometown hero for you guys? No fuck? Well, I don't know. I don't want to talk shit I can I think it danced really well He might beat the dog shit out of me to a guy could he could move people that dance that well Probably can also fight well because he can do like a split and like Johnny Cage punch me in the nuts Have you ever watched the UFC like I don't Have you ever watched the UFC like I don't

There's like bro, I gotta I'm telling you man there there he's got it the Costco verse though They're growing man. They're like the NWO at this point in time. They might fucking Yeah, I feel like but isn't it crazy how the internet can just create these stars now I feel like but isn't it crazy how the internet can just create these stars now Yeah, we're like, you know, I'm saying for like a niche thing. Did you see fucking? Hawk to like hard launched her boyfriend and he's like what blowing up now. Yeah, really? Yeah That's great. We are truly in the end of times folks The sentence you just said dude Hawk to do you hard? Yo, dude, did you hear that hot to hard lunch for boyfriend

I'm interested to hear what fucking the Costco verse has to say about that. Yeah, right. You know, and now we give Pookie a do or no. Oh, maybe they do give him a doom. I don't want to give him the doom. I know the guy, but you're not you're being the AJ, you know, boom. I'm just telling you now, man. Crazy. Just look out. We've we've spoke nothing but good things about them. We have maybe suggested that maybe there's a little bit of darkness there, but everyone's got a little. You know? He's a pro wrestler too, you know that, right?

Curran? He was like an indie wrestler and like he's gonna be- Oh yeah, you told me that. Yeah, dude's gonna be wrestling. He'll fucking hit me, he'll- Definitely put him on like WWE. Well no, he's doing a match with AEW. Oh. Yeah. Wow. Yeah wow yeah dude and then bring out

the Rizzler and the Rizzler like fucking yeah he's like oh yeah he's like yeah fuck that's it that's all you need that's the move man I'm a double chump chocolate moon salt. Yeah Yeah What a world living in it's fun. I'm just saying now if we don't get a call from a Costco verse Yeah, we're starting our own. I mean you put it out there the baits in the water The bait is in the water. Can the shark smell the blood is what we were wondering We don't know. We don't know. We don't know but we're gonna find out we shall we we're wondering. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. But we're going to find out. We shall. Thank you guys for hanging out. I assume we're done. Right. Go check the show out at the basement yard on all forms of social media and on Patreon at patreon.com slash

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