The Basement Yard - #479 - Did She Go Too Far?!

Episode Date: December 2, 2024

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Welcome back to the basement. Welcome back to the basement. Welcome back to the basement yard. How's it going, Frank? You're OK? I'm good. You sure? What's going on?

Are you OK? I feel good. I feely. You're feely. I fully expect that you're touchy feely. I am a touchy feely guy. I've learned to stop. What does that mean?

Like, remember when we were kids, you said, like, I'd I'd always like play with the buttons on your shirt and shit like that. Yeah, that was annoying. That was annoying. And like I said, I've learned to stop. I'm fully expecting you to just burst into a sweat puddle and pie. A sweat pie. Is that a thing? It's kind of bad now, right? It sounds like corn.

You're wearing what can only be described as just a bear. It could be described as a sweater. No, that's very sweater. That's like, that's a level of sweater that's like, it's become, that's like a drawn sweater. Like if you were to ask me to like draw a sweater, that's what I would draw. It's too, it's too sweatery.

I feel like you're being judgmental. Someone has to be. I mean, someone needs to tell you that that sweater is too much of a sweater. Frank, you're wearing pink and black Adidas pants. What the fuck? No, I'm not. Also, the outfit that you came with the other day, I had to take a picture of it. Really?

Frank. Which outfit? You had a summer beach shirt. Oh, yeah. With like tight sweatpants tucked into New Balance sneakers. Tucked in is a bit much. Well they were they were making their way. Tapered bitch. Tapered. Yeah they were taped to your ankles is what they were. You took a picture of my outfit without my consent? I think I consented. You have opened your

no no I didn't consent to anything bitch first of all you're staring right at Me and I was like oh was I yeah, sorry you're mostly on your phone when I'm trying to talk to you Don't try to change the subject yeah, honestly. I try to get out of that one a little bit Frank that's a bad outfit. There's good pieces. You send that to nobody yeah It's gonna get sent to him. I'm letting it marinate and then I'll probably send it back to you one day when you say something to me And I'll just be like here. No, that's a good outfit. I don't think that's not a good outfit. It's good pieces good pieces. Good pieces. Bad outfit. Listen, there are the some of their parts. Let me explain that really quickly

All right I look great in that outfit as I do in this one and no one knows I'm not wearing pink and black Adidas. Yes, you are. No, I'm not they can't see my bottom half So as far as they know it doesn't exist Whatever you ever hear the idea that like Schrodinger's cat or Schrodinger's box or whatever Pause you ever heard of that pause button. Who's that? Schrodinger. Yeah, no that who's that? I don't know who it is. I know Nicole Schwor- Schwor- Schorzinger?

I know Kyle Schworber. I know Kyle Schworber as well. You know Nicole- I know Dr. Scholes. Is that a real person? Dr. Scholes? It's the foot guy. I don't know, there's a lot of fake doctors just getting put in weird positions.

And Nicole Schorzinger. Scherzinger. Scherzinger. Scherzinger. What'd I say? You were saying Schorzinger. Yeah, that's not even- She was like her child like her child and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Yeah. I Who's the cat the cat Schrodinger's box you never heard of the idea of Schrodinger's box now Schrodinger's cat

How you getting cat and box mixed up because it has to do with a cat it's like a quantum physics theory that like if you were to like put a Like a box in the corner, and I tell you there's a cat in there They're like there is a cat, but there isn't a cat or some shit like that It's some fucking crazy now. I got to look it up just to make sure I'm not you haven't even said anything There's a you put a box in the corner you tell me there's a cat in there and then rode ingers cat So Schrodinger's cat is a quantum It is thought that an experiment see this is it's getting too wordy here is a comic book thing or is this a real-life thing all right this thought is a thought

experiment design devised by the Austrian physicist Erwin Schrodinger good name by the way which he designed to illustrate a paradox of quantum superpositioning wherein a hypothetical cat May be considered both alive and dead Because its fate is linked to a random event that may or may not occur. I Don't even know that means yeah, I know right. Yeah, why'd you even bring that up? Because I'm making fun of your stupid sweater. And there's no connection?

No. So, see this is why you just call it yourself, because you like to say things that you know, so it sounds like something. Correct. But clearly, it means nothing. Correct. You got me.

Correct. So the knowledge is not necessarily knowing about things, it's just knowing things. Like I know about Schrodinger's cat, I don't know what the hell it is though. Right. So that's enough to start a conversation. Like look, give me something that you know a lot about and I don't. Let's say F1, okay?

Seriously. And I'm not trying to make fun of the fact that you just watch cars go fast in a circle. F1, man. I know F1. I don't know about F1 though. So that's enough. That was your example? You're going, F1, man.

No, I would find out very quickly. Because there are people that don't like, they don't care about talking. Like having a conversation, they just sometimes just want to talk about what they like. So I can be like, dude, F1, right? And you go like, yeah. And then you just like unfurl just all this knowledge about F1. Right. So there you go.

So you're manipulating your way through conversations in life. I have in the past. Right, yeah. Okay, cool. I have, oh my God. Yes. I had the worst being recognized in person interaction in my entire life. Were you like dressed weird?

No, no, no, no. It no, I was out with Becca and the kids and it's not like how it happened but just the way that the person went about saying it was like I wanted to fucking leave there and just like bash my head against the wall. What the hell was that? I don't know, that was fucking scary, honestly. She goes, make sure you're still plugged in, baby.

Yeah, I'm good. She goes, it was a woman. She turns and she looks at me. And I know, like, you know, I know that the person recognized me. If someone swings their head around. Yeah, they go, oh, oh, okay. So you're famous, all righty.

Wait, what? Yeah. And I was like, yo, I said to her, I was like, like, I don't even know. It's like a theater kid way. Exactly. Like, oh, here you are. Yeah. This is happening right now. You know, like, you know, like the people make fun of like Marvel movies because the comedy is all like, you know, talking bad about a character. And they're just like, oh, he's right behind me, isn't he?

Yeah, yeah. You know, like very like Disney star versions of that. So that's what she said? Yeah, she was like, oh, okay, alright. So you're famous. What'd you say? I was just like, no, I don't, I wouldn't say all that. And she was just like, ugh.

Like, but just like, it was so cringe-worthy. Was there anything else? No. Wait, that was it and she kept pushing? That was it. And then she just kept walking. That was the whole thing, the whole interaction, yeah. That's a strange reaction.

That is strange, right? Yeah. I would expect like an Elon Musk to do something like that, because he's a weird dude too. You know what I'm saying? Yes, I do, Frank. Oh. Oh. He's such a dweeb dude. It's crazy. Like he's just a dweeby guy to me. I don't know why. He could be both things at the same

time. He could be smart and also just just kind of a dweeb. He's got to be a little smart richest guy in the world. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got something. But it was so cringe-worthy. I hated every minute of it. Damn. She's gonna see this Whatever. I don't care. Well clearly That was interesting speaking of Disneyfied versions What I said Disney star like the Disney fide like Disney star comedy. Did you see everyone's mad at Sabrina Carpenter? Wait, was she's on Disney? Yeah, she was a Disney star.

You didn't know that? No, I didn't. Can I ask you a serious question? I consider you to be a smart person. I also consider you to be pretty... You finger the pulse. Okay. You know.

That's not how you say that. You keep your finger on the pulse? That's better. There you go. You don't finger the post. Post? Who are you fingering? The mail. Post, the New York Post.

Although I have, Jesus Christ. Easy, easy. This kid's spider manning the mail. You ever stick your hand in a mailbox? Yeah, I have a mailbox, dude. No, no, no, like a public mailbox. What the fuck does that mean? Like a mailbox, bro.

You grew up in Queens. There's mailboxes. Like the ones on the corners? Yeah! You can't put your hand in them! You can try. And I have. I guess I know because I probably tried.

First of all, illegal. Second of all, young. Not gonna get in trouble. Who yelled at you? It was it was several several several years ago Thank you. No, but I've tried to put my hand and I just want to I didn't want to take any mail But I wanted to touch some mail and I never did and that's where the story ends. Please continue You're like the person that like tries to like Close the fridge door to the part where the light closes and you can see in just be like what the hell goes on

In there when it's all dark first of all I've done that at my mom's house numerous times Because she has the one where it's like on a button. I used to hide in my freezer Go on How did you even get in a freezer how big was your fridge It was it was like one of the stand-up freezers which we can all agree on way better than a chest freezer, right? I hate the chest. Oh my god. I hate it. Give me a door. Big fridge. Fuck you. Yeah Um and I would as a kid I would stand it was like there was like a little like Like ledge and then I could like stand and back up into the freezer and I could close

Mmm, don't do this anyone. Yeah, this is very dangerous But I would hide in there. I'd also it had like from what and who and why why did I do this? Why were you hiding in a freezer? Your kids hide man? Hide and seek you know how much of a flex it was to be good at hide and seek Apparently not no Some of us But it also had like shelving on it And it was metal and I would take my fingers and I'd lick them and I'd touch the shelving and they'd get stuck

I've done that oh, but I would never do it with my tongue those people are crazy Licking out like icy pole outside. I would never do that. What's that fucking dumbass movie? Uh, Christmas Story? Yeah, fuck that. Movie sucks. It does, right? I hate that movie. It's not that good, but...

Oh yeah, I would hide in my fridge. But yeah, we're going... For someone that is always... Fingering the pulse. This is Joey in the Pulse right here. Rubbing the clit of the pulse. Yeah, it's just absolutely just going to town on this thing. Yeah.

I didn't know that she was on Disney. How did you not know that? I don't know. I mean, I know Sabrina Carpenter. I like her songs. Did you ever, there's a clip I saw on TikTok and it's, I assume from one of her shows where there's like a boy character and he's like,

they want to test me to see if I have autism. And she like gets in his face and she's like, you don't have autism. Tell them you don I have autism and she like gets in his face and she's like you don't have autism tell them you don't have autism who wrote that? no? wait on Disney so she was probably like 11? she must have been young yeah 13, 14, 15 around there go in there and tell them that you don't have it yeah that's great but uh people are upset with her right now what does she do? her there was a video from her con because she's with her right now what does she do her there was a video from her con because she's on tour right now yeah and I've I've heard

one song from hers in this is espresso I've not listened to why are you adding s's before the word even begins it says espresso that's not the song espresso yeah yeah but it's the song I'm identifying it bitch okay but you're saying is espresso it's espresso that's not but like you see how that's wrong it's espresso it yes it's it is better yes you fucking you don't get to go is is reso like you're hammered I'm how do you know I'm not drunk? Wait, okay. No, but they're upset because on her tour she apparently like pantomimes Fileting

sucking that microphone. Oh Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I have seen online that like, people are like, how can she do this? All her fans are children or something. I don't even, I don't know if that's true. But also like, I feel like she is a very... Sexual. She has like an aura to her that's like... She's sexual in her songs. Oh, is she in her songs?

Sexual. Well I know, the only, cause like I said, the only one I know is espresso. Yeah Well, I only know that you know about me my own is that me I guess so and I don't really even know the words so I could be saying I Really don't you say I don't know if I know the words you don't know because you didn't say words What do you mean? No, but she's I'll look it up, but like she's she's always had a horn is that me is Espresso I honestly don't am I gonna try crazy? It's a me is a espresso. It's not Mario Luigi It's a me, espresso! Alright, AI, listen, I know you're listening because you're everywhere.

You're always listening. You're always listening. Just like God and Santa Claus. Uh, and sure, yeah, okay. I guess that does work. Make an espresso by Super Mario, you know? Thanks for getting that out there. But she has horny lyrics, like she has one-

Are you looking up the lyrics now? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, for the parents who are complaining about, like, she's being too explicit at her shows, Sabrina Carpenter, let's just have a listen. Also- Let's have a listen. You fucking prudes. What, like, what's wrong with you? She's an adult.

She can do whatever the hell she wants. I mean, she could. She's sucking the microphone down. Well, she wasn't. Did you see the, I saw the clip on TikTok. She's not sucking anything. Does she put it in her mouth? She doesn't.

What does she do? She's singing and she holds it here and holds her hair back. That's pretty, I know. If you did that again, people would be like... No, no, no. That's how they teach it in mime school, I assume. I assume.

I've never been. Have you been to mime school? No, but that's something that we should do. That'd be fun. To go to mime school. Pantomime blowing someone in mime school? No, just going to mime school. We don't have to- Is mime school a thing?

Uh, uh, how else do you learn how to mime? Just like, in your spare time- If there's a whole school for mimes- There's a whole school for clowns! That's different, dude. Clowns used to be way bigger. Mimes were never big in the US. They were big in...France.

That's fair. Um... Anyway, uh... if you're one of the parents out there that is like hey I can't believe I brought my daughter here Sabrina Carpenter is being too sexually explicit on stage let's give a listen let's take a look at the lyrics before you bring your child there okay this one I just pulled up this is an easy easy one. What's the song? Uh taste Guess what guess what the taste is that is a very

Kitty cat all right. Oh Yeah, burg angles Heron burgangledy he pins you down on the carpet by the way rug burn a little crazy get off the carpet He pins you down on the carpet. By the way, Rugburn, a little crazy, get off the carpet. You know what I mean? Carpet could mean pubes, dude. That's fair. Carpet could mean pubes.

How do you get pinned down on someone's pubes? We're getting off track. OK. He pins you down on the carpet, makes paintings with his tongue. La la la la la. Kind of lingus. Right. He's funny now.

All his jokes hit different. Guess who he learned that from. What the hell does that mean? I don't know. Wait, wait, wait, what? I don't from what the hell does that mean I don't funny now I don't do you I mean I don't know he's telling jokes down there he's probably is it knock knock they are that was they do with peanuts Jesus she has a whole song this song is called Juno That's horny as fuck and if you're a parent out there that's upset about the concert just listen to this song Maybe I shouldn't bring my anger. Do we not remember like

fucking Janet Jackson at the Super Bowl like Basically giving a hand job to Justin Timberlake bro at her concerts used to get up there and she would OTP Hj to men just random guys over the hair over the pants hand job just random recipients of hand jobs at Janet Jackson She was like tied up on a car. I don't know if she does at every concert I've seen videos she's like tied up on a cross and she's like grab I could see why the tying up on a cross is a is a something people that I could see why the tying up on a cross is a something people are upset about. That, people probably, yeah.

A certain section of people would be upset about that. And honestly, I could see why even a more intense part of that section of people would get upset if you're pantomiming jerking off the Lord and Savior. Well, no, it's not about God. If you're on a cross tied up. I don't know if it was a cross, I don't know that shape. Whatever. Um, but Sabrina Carpenter this is

one of her songs hot star Juno you said it's called Juno okay don't have to tell your hot ass a thing oh yeah you just get it whole package babe I like the way you fit now already that's dick we're talking about penis in things that's penis right there, yeah. You make me wanna fall in love. Oh, late at night I'm thinking about you, ah ah. Ah ah. Wanna try out my fuzzy pink handcuffs? Okay, this is not that bad.

I mean, she did talk about a giant wiener. Give it a second. Oh wait, it gets worse? Oh boy, what happened? Wait, dude, why does the world get so freaked out when women explain that they are sexual beings? So this is, so this is, adore me, hold me, and explore me, mark your territory. I don't know if that's peeing. That's piss dude, that's piss.

That might be piss. Dogs are going crazy if that's peeing. That's pissed dude. Dogs are going crazy for that one. Tell me I'm the only, only, only, only one. Adore me, hold me, and explore me. I'm so fucking horny. Oh, Jesus Christ. All subtexts have gone out of the window here. Then there's another song

called Bed Chem. I don't know. And on this one. It just says Why why it says come come right on me I mean camaraderie so For what she says come right on me come right on come right on me I thought it was come right on me, but that doesn't make sense. But she's saying come right on me.

Like, that's forward dude. That's crazy. I will say, parents, this is on you. She's making her- What I'm saying? She's making this? You need to fucking vet what your kids are listening to. I agree. When my brother walked in the house at the age of 12, and he shouted out the top of his lungs, I smell pussy. You think my mom was mad at 50

cent? Yeah right. Or young buck or Lloyd Banks? No, she was furious at my brother. I smell pussy. Like what do you parents, if you're mad at anyone be mad at yourself. You know there is a way, technology now allows you to police certain things. Get better at this. Get better at it, my guy. What are you doing? Don't bring Sabrina, she's up there, she's singing the Come Right On Me song. That's, I will say, that's crazy.

But it's not her fault. She meant camaraderie. It was a mistake. But she put it in the lyrics. Frank, it was a mistake. It wasn't a mistake. It was a fraudulent slip. That is, I will say, as someone who knows someone that has written poems. I know-

You're friends with Edgar Allen both? No, I'm friends with Francisco, the poet laureate. Oh. That, I will say, that is an impressive use of wordplay there that would make poets such as Francisco very jealous because that's impressive because you wanted to write come right on me I don't write anything I don't write I'm so jealous you thought of it first no why does what is with and and this comes up every couple years, but like anytime a woman Like just is just sexual the way men are men are out there, and they're just like here's my fucking

Dick and balls dude and guys like they're boys there men and then girls are like oh, yeah I like sex too, and they're like you you you control yourself woman Yeah, the fuck were a bunch of prudes! It's a double stand. What is going on, dude? Or the dudes that are like, AWW DON'T BREASTFEED YOUR BABY IN PUBLIC, EWWW! I'm letting you know right now. WHAT?

I'm- men, I'm talking to you. And ladies, talk- show this to the men in your life. If you have an issue with a woman, or anyone breastfeeding in fucking public, That's bananas. You are the lowest, dumbest, little squirt of a crap on this fucking planet. OK?

That's a weird way to say that, but yeah. You are so stupid. What is wrong with you? You sucked on a tit once. You're just jealous you ain't sucking on tits, are you, boy? That's true. And also, what do you want to do? You want the kid to die?

What do you want? Kid's hungry. You want to keep crying? I hope they put all the crying babies on tits Put the- you know what? On planes! You know what? Get the tit in the mouth! You know what? This is what- this is what you do. Guys, if you're upset about someone breastfeeding in public We're gonna get your oldest diarrhea dinosaur shit mom and make you suck her tit. How about that? Frankie? No? Too much? You're being- now you're like- you're trying to be like a champion for women and now you're disrespecting someone's mom.

I am a champ. I will speak for them. I will do everything! You just called someone's mother a dinosaur diarrhea mom? Yeah, yeah. I don't know what that means. Lost it. But, Sabrina Carpenter, She's gonna sing her songs, Maybe she's gonna

Slang a ghostly Penis that doesn't exist out there. You know what I mean? It's part of the show. And it's funny because like, These are people that like, The parents that are getting upset were the parents That were like into like, Wham that are getting upset were the parents that were like into like

Wham and new kids on the block and before that like David Bowie who was coming out with basically just his penis out Yeah, David Bowie, you know and like you're getting so upset. Wait, what was the Wham song? Last Christmas, I gave you my heart. This is a different one I'm thinking of. I hate that song by the way. Last Christmas I gave you my heart. You like that song? Yeah! Trash bags.

It's so good, dude. It's not. You're crazy. I don't want to go down this road. What's the Wham song though? Wham. Oh, are they Wake Me Up Before You Go Go? If that is, that does suck, wake me up before you go go if that is that does suck Let me see most famous wham songs Most famous wham songs, how do you wake me up before you go go nailed it last Christmas

How do you land on that as your band name wham just like a you know? I don't know? I don't know the edge of heaven is another song. The edge of edging in heaven. I guess so George Michael's on there speaking of- George Michael's is in Wham? He was Wham before he was Wham and fangs he was Whamming in Wham. George Michael is gay? The gayest dude, I don't know I get confused You got in trouble for like wham and peepee in like a public bathroom What what George Michaels was wham and wangs in bathrooms? Oh, I hope I'm right on this

I hope wham and the wangs in the wash because the joke was the joke was in a recent development that he was named George Michael, and then he development that he was named George Michael And then he was like he changed to George Maharris who was another person that got it George Michael controversy I Feel like Frank is basing came out as gay in 98 active 98 dude Wow yeah, he was arrested in 98 for public lewdness. Oh And a multiple drug-related offenses, okay But

He He was weighing in he was he was cruising for sex That's not what's written in there he was cruising yeah he was really jonesing for a penis his only crime cruising for sex in Hempstead Heath Park in London nice yeah what was this lewd act I think it was when he was like in parks just like yo like going crazy going crazy on glory holes and shit yeah but you didn't know he was... You didn't know Wham? I mean I barely know Wham, dude.

That's from like the 70s. Am I making that up? I don't know. 80s I believe. Yeah, mid to late 80s. Where did Wham come from? Where didn't it come from? Comradery. Comrademy. Yeah, there it is. That's where it came from.

Wow, crazy. And I can't believe you don't like Last Christmas. That's a good one. I don't like hate. It's just not like, yo, it's a banger. I mean, I'm not saying it's the best, but I'm saying it's good. You're saying it's trash. That's what you said. The very next day you gave it away You gave it away This year to save you from tears I'll give it to someone special That could be cruising for sex too Last Christmas I gave you my heart That could mean a sexual thing The very next day you gave it away

No, maybe it is a period of- First of all, what is that? Like, I gave you my heart You're assuming like I told you that But like the next day you gave it away What No, maybe it is. First of all, what is that? Like I gave you my heart. You're assuming like I told you that, but like the next day you gave it away. What does that mean? How do you give away someone else's heart? Cheated. But that wouldn't...

Very next day you gave it away. Oh yeah, maybe. This year to save me from tears. Tears. I gave it as someone special. Yeah. New love. Beautiful. Wham. Christmas special yeah new love beautiful Wham! Christmas. Who else was in Wham? Frank. I didn't even know George Michael was in it.

I'm shocked you didn't know that. I had no idea. Wham members come on. Frank it doesn't matter I did a 400 year old band. Joey 35 year old band. Andrew Ridgely. Don't know it. Dion Estes. Don't know it too. Hugh Burns. You guessed it. Alright here we go. Danny Cummings. Spelled the way you would expect. Spelled the Sabrina Carpenter way. Crazy. Damn. Alright, anyway, we do have some sponsors for today. The first one being Hello ZocDoc Docs Zoc Doc is a platform that is going to help you find and book Doctors appointments with doctors in your area that take your insurance when you turn a certain age in this country You have to get your own insurance. I think it's 26. I don't even know if that's true anymore I don't know the whole thing is burning, but

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The other sciences, you know, we can figure it out for the most part. But I was driving and I was like, I looked at my speedometer and I was going 70 miles an hour. And I was like, okay. I looked next to me and there was a ball, a baseball in my car. Don't ask me why I have a baseball in my car. I have one. And then I was like, wait a sec. This baseball's moving

70 miles per hour. So if I were to take this baseball and I were to throw it as hard as I can, let's say I can throw 70 miles per hour also. Okay. Would that ball then travel 140 miles per hour because I'm doing the 70 plus 70? No, no. Why not? Because no. But it's moving with me in the car.

Everything in that car is moving the speed of the car. If I slam on the brakes, the ball will roll because it is keeping its motion. No. No. Why? Because let's say you're in a pickup truck, right? So we can get in the back. All right, yeah.

Let's get in the pickup truck. Let's get in the pickup truck. Okay. The truck is moving 70 miles an hour and you have a baseball in your hand. Technically, that ball is moving 70 miles an hour. But if you were to drop the ball, right, out of the car,

it didn't travel 70 miles an hour. It went maybe not straight down. Well, because that is a different direction, a different law of, like the law of gravity is moving it that way Okay, but even if you took it went like this like a little forward. It's not gonna go 70 miles an hour that way Yeah, well, no it will it will die down very quickly But if I throw if it's moving if it's in my if I'm going 70 in the car and I throw it

It's going faster than 70 if it's going ahead of the car no like not like Frank a hundred and forty miles an hour is so fast if you're in the back of a pickup truck yes and you throw the baseball 70 months like you can throw 70 miles an hour you throw it yeah you're going 70 I don't think it's going a hundred is the direction of which I'm throwing it matter of course we're talking about wind here so if I'm So if I throw it with the wind, is the wind? That's what I mean, yeah, of course you're throwing it that way. So then, yeah, why wouldn't it?

I think that's a way to get around it. No. So, yeah, dude. I think there's something, and I don't know the terms here, but you know when you're like, you have the baseball, right? And you're sitting in a car that's going 70. For the same reason why, when you throw the ball in the air, it comes right back down to your hand. It doesn't go to the

back of the car. I don't know about that. You don't know about what? That wouldn't happen. Yeah, but if I were to change the speed of the car while I throw it in the air, the ball would still be moving 70 miles per hour So if I were to take a ball, hold on here. We go here. We go. I'm right there. I'm right there I promise I promise I'm a I'm breaking through like this might be a legit Big science discovery here Frank. This is eighth grade physics Let's be clear if I have a ball. I'm driving 70 miles per hour

Let's use your example of a pickup truck since you're white Okay, and I have the ball in my hand and I throw it in the air like this nothing crazy Not like a fucking pop-up like I throw it like right here and then someone Gently, let's not say slams, but gently presses the brakes that ball is still going 70 miles per hour Same as if they were to it's not going 70 miles an hour one way Frank. Yes. It is. No it isn't It's not traveling forward. Yes. It is. No it isn't I know but it's not traveling forward in the way in the same way that if you threw it It's at rest

Yeah, but it's not at rest because it is in it is in relative movement with the car, but not Kinetically uh But if I were to slam the brakes the kinetic energy would transfer to that ball I don't I don't know you know we're losing each other Yeah, although it does have some roots in science as well You don't know mathematics bitch. Yeah, although it does have some roots in science as well You don't know you're talking I am dark Maga so so if you hold that hold this ball, right? Yeah What you're saying is right because I think that's it. No, no, no, no

You got a tiny little piece, right? If you're standing in the back of the pickup truck, right? You're driving 70 miles an hour and You throw the ball in the air and you speed up the ball's not gonna come right back down well, we're also have to do this in a Hypothetical where there's no wind like in a vacuum the ball would come right back down. Like if you're inside the car Vacuum because wind pushes shit. I don't Find fine. We're driving in a vacuum. Forget the fucking back of the pickup truck.

I'm in a car, and you've done this. You have a ball in your hand. Cars are vacuums, kind of, right? So the car's going 70 miles an hour, right? And you throw a ball in the air. It comes right back down in your hand. Yep. But, if you were not in this thing, right? and you threw it and you were going 70, the

ball would go flying. But it doesn't happen inside of the car. So alright, so I hear what you're saying. So let's say we're in a party bus. How did you think that was going to change anything? Let's say we're in a party bus and we're playing catch. We're on a party bus playing catch. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm at the back of the party bus. You're at the front of the party bus. Right. And the party bus is going 70 miles per hour. Jesus, by the way. We're dead. This thing better slow down. Yeah.

By the way, bring back party buses. I'm in. Yeah, alright. Remember when kids spit spitballs at our party bus? Talk. What party bus? On the way to the wedding. Kids spit spitballs at us?

Yeah, and we were joking, we were going to like stop the bus and get out and chase them. Oh! I honestly missed that, I didn't see it, but whatever. But, we're playing, being dudes. playing catch with a baseball in a party bus Party bus typical guys party bus is traveling 70 miles per hour right okay? You could toss me the ball. What do you think Frank? I think it's then it's gonna go 70 miles an hour to my glove Are you fucking okay? Obviously that's not gonna happen. I think it might it won't be like because I can't Frank I wouldn't be alright you're at the back

of the bus and then I'm in the front of the bus and I thought as hard as I can is it getting the speed of the 70 plus my incredibly hard throwing speed absolutely not why not though because of something that I can't name right now. Hank Green is watching this and he's freaking out. He is probably having a fucking panic attack. He's probably having a fucking ball right now. But listen. Hank, I need your help.

I know! Call him. Because you're not... Well yeah, I got... Yeah. Hank Green, by the way, I just want to say this about 10 at 10 love this guy He DM'd me I gave him my phone number He will randomly text me nice like four or five months apart a picture of an animal. That's weird That's awesome, and then and then I send one back. We have a quick conversation, and that's it. I'm kind of jealous

I'll be honest, and then he'll throw one out. Can you message him right now and say hey need you for a science question? No, I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna. Why not? I don't know. I just We were not on my you know, you wanna you well, you never know Frank. We're we're we're on a duck Conversation level. I can't use just waiting for you to break the ice with a science question. This is what he does Frankie You're not getting this right. I doubt you're getting this right. I think if you were to... Hold on. You're not an idiot. I know. I know!

Don't cosplay. But you're on... Cosplay? Don't cosplay as a fucking moron. I'm not cosplaying as an idiot. I really think... So now you are an idiot. No! So if we're on a bus and I'm in the back of the bus near the disgusting toilet

Mm-hmm, and yours always gets pissed all over of course Yeah, and then that one girl throws up all over it. Mm-hmm. We know who you are Erica I was gonna say Sarah. Oh, all right. Yeah, that works too both white name Oh, you weren't at that party bus were you? You were on a party bus with someone's mom? We were on a party bus for a girl that we knew named Erica Sweet 16. And I was stone cold sober and she stopped the bus

to come up to me and smell my breath. She stuck her nose in my mouth. Weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Was anyone drunk? No, I wish I was drunk, I'll be honest. I'm just, you know, some of us have a good time because we're naturally just fun people.

Frank. What? But, okay, I'm in the back of the bus and then you're in the front of the bus. We're traveling that way. I guess the other way would be with the speed. So I'll be in the front of the bus, you'll be in the back of the bus.

And I throw a baseball. You think that if I just go like this, it's gonna go 70 miles an hour? No. But if you throw it hard, it will. If I throw it as hard as I can. Well, because it is moving, because it is... Hold on, I'm on the verge of something here.

Frank, you know that that's not gonna happen. I have a breakthrough here. But you know that's not gonna happen. But now I have a breakthrough here. I have a breakthrough. But you know that's not going to happen. But now if you throw it, there are different forces acting upon it. Gravity, friction. Frank, that doesn't mean anything. Schrodinger's cat.

He's back. The cat's back. Whatever he's mentioning right now has nothing to do with your answer. You know that I'm not throwing this ball. If I threw the ball as hard as I could on a party bus, it's not going 140 miles an hour, Frank. Let's get on a party bus and test this. I think that there is a test, the Mythbusters can help us out with this one let's get let's Frank a seventh grader could help us out with

this one let's get Hank Green the Mythbusters Neil deGrasse Tyson and everyone over eight anyone over eight years old I think if we put together that super team of people the Avengers of physics we might be able to Have understand this might be this might be the hardest question ever asked But like No, it's what bitch You know that it's not gonna happen if I could throw a baseball 140 miles an hour on that bus I would break the back of the bus. Exactly. That wouldn't happen. I think it would. Because if you're throwing

with this speed, if it is, cause it is traveling in that direction. So if you throw it backwards at a, at a, at the same, it needs to be at the same or faster speed in order to really get it going, right? Base, don't write, I'm not on your side. I'll be honest with you, I'm not fucking around here. I think that there's more to support my claim, we just can't figure it out because we're not scientists, than there is to support your claim. No, Frank, explain then how if I'm holding a baseball and I throw it up in the air in a car and it comes back down why it doesn't go flying? Because it's not have enough time

To like have another directional change be applied to it if you were to throw it Listen, oh i'm listening if you were to throw it higher Then gravity and stuff will slow it down and then it'll move backward or forward. At 70 miles an hour? I don't know the exact speed, but I imagine that there's some addition. It's an addition of speed. You're adding speed to speed.

That makes it faster, right? When you hit NOS what happens NOS This isn't a fast and furious movie NOS Tokyo Drift Vin We're on a first are you talking to missile diesel right now? Mr.. Diesel mr.. Diesel we're on a first name. Are you talking to Mr. Diesel right now? Mr. Diesel. Mr. Diesel. We're on a first name basis, Vin and I. Now you have something for a fight scene in the next Fast and Furious movie. A baseball?

Just like get like a really cool baseball pitcher that also wants to be in movies. Let's use Emmanuel Closet as an example, closer for the Cleveland Guardians. He could throw hard. Get a fight scene between him and like a real bad guy, like someone like real bad, played by like Mark Wahlberg or something, I don't know. And have the whole fight scene just be about Emmanuel Classe throwing baseballs to defend himself. Randy Johnson.

There you go. He's to defend himself. Randy Johnson. There you go. He's a photographer now. I know, isn't that crazy? It is crazy. But also, guys killed two birds. Right, that was cool. But yeah, no, that's not happening. I think that there is some grounds to stand on there.

No, there isn't, dude. You're just flat out wrong. I really am excited for people to figure that one out. I hope the scientists that watch this can help us out because I don't know if you can tell, we are not able to deduce the correct answer. But our calculations. One of us can't. No bitch, what the fuck do you know?

I know everything. Not everything, I don't know. I know like 4%. You know like four of the things, yeah I would say. If there was a percentage on like all the universe's knowledge. Oh how much I know like 4% you know like four of the things yeah Yeah, if there was a percentage on like all the universe's knowledge how much I know yeah Less than 1% yeah, there's no way and if anyone I don't think anyone is like 1% even like I let's all right Let's say the earth knowledge The earth knowledge like if we said a universe of course because the universe is ever expanding Frank you could do

United States you can make in New York you can make it small really yeah in this room I Don't know I have 1% do you think you know more about things than I do Do I think I know more about things than you? If we were to just have like a general thing, like general trivia, not about a specific, like anything in particular, do you think you know more or less than me? I don't know.

Yeah, that's a really good question because I want to bury you here, but I can't, honestly. And I think it speaks a lot to my knowledge to not do that. Okay. There's no judges. Greg is still over there with those cue cards. Greg is not here today.

Yeah, I don't know. Because you know, obviously, about the things that you know, you know like everything about those things. Not everything, but I try to, when I am into something, I try to get to know as much as I can, but as the real- But there are some things that you're just like, you have no knowledge of it whatsoever. What is that, yeah.

Modern music, anything pop culture. I wouldn't say no knowledge, I would say in the grand scheme of things. 4% knowledge. Grand scheme of things I would know not a lot. Frank, if it wasn't downloaded at some point on an iPod Touch touch you don't know it Okay, go on and I loved my iPod touch. That was a guy. I'm talking shit about iPod touches. I'm not talking about I touch I'm talking about that

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Don't write... Don't let your mouth... Write a check that your ass can't cash. That's the one. Ah... So like... Like don't say something you can't back up, bitch. First of all, how are we going to figure out the science question? We can't even get that. We can't even get that correctly.

It's ridiculous. I wish I was around when like those things were said for the first time, because you know, someone goes, oh my God, that was pretty cool. That was pretty cool. That was pretty sick, dude. There was someone like in a bar fight and he's like, don't write a check, I can't remember it now.

Don't let your mouth write a check that your ass can't catch. Yeah, did you ever hear the one from Blade? Have you ever? Seen Blade? Yeah, do you ever hear the one from blade? Have you ever um? Seen blade yeah seen blade like Wesley Snipes blade the only blade to actually there was a TV show with sticky fingers But yes with with with Wesley Snipes. Thank you. Yes Yeah, I've seen blade. Do you remember the line the quote that he says from that movie motherfucker? Yeah, he says a lot of motherfuckers like some motherfuckers always trying to ice skate uphill That's bars that is such a good line anyone ever been on ice skates anyone ever try to go uphill

I just make it life difficult like you're just trying to ice skate uphill. Don't be a dumb bitch How is that not like an Olympic sport ice skating uphill? Yeah, like that's's hard that is so unbelievably stupid Frank we get in little Truck not trucks, but we get in little like sleds and slide down hills go ahead Belittle what your brother almost did in the Olympics can't wait till he gets a hold of this It's like what the hell you know people who do bobsleds are actually savages like they're big and strong as fuck How you're just in a you're heavy sled, dude Mo I mean the start is like a very important part to run with it I'll be honest with you faster than other Olympians. I'll be I'll be very honest with you be honest with me

I don't see this skill in bobsledding. No you have to drive it how You shift I've been in a water slide. I could be a fucking Olympic bobsledder. You're an idiot. No, I'm not How is that stupid you have to push the thing? Okay run with it and jump in hmm. I've done it on tubes I've done it on tubes at Mammoth Falls and Lake compounds say tubes again tubes. Why do you say it like that tubes? tubes also It's about being better than everyone at that thing. Are you not, you don't think that swimming's impressive? Of course it's impressive.

Of course it's impressive. It's a full body workout. What about track and field? It's just running. It's a full body workout. And track and field, you need great stamina, you need to be fast, you need, you know, muscles. So, okay.

You're pushing it. You get in a, you get in a little, you push it? You run and you push this heavy stick. And then you sit in a little- you push it? You run and you push this heavy stick And then you sit in a little fucking pod And then you have to- there's like a steering something Oh man, so I could be an Olympic fucking player of Need for Speed Underground 2 Because I just gotta steer something Oh my god, I'm gonna get someone who's on a Bobstotina coming here

And turn you upside down and shake money out of your pocket I'm like I'm a bull like I'm being bullied in a 1985 movie Yes, the biggest person I've ever seen not the biggest person I've ever seen but like the most athletic looking person I've ever seen was a Bobstat guy. Yeah, I don't care You know what I did the other day that brought me right back I went and used you went downstairs and played with your little action figures and it brought you back to second grade? What else? One day I'm going to leap across this desk and I'm going to beat you with the power of 30 years of Megazord playing hands, okay? Megazord playing hands.

I was going to say, I used a vending machine, and I had to do that thing with the dollar where I had to, Which one, which one? Oh, you had to, Where I had to straighten it out. Because you put it in? I put it in and spat it back out at me. I hate when there are bitches about it.

Dude, I went to a vending machine a couple weeks ago, put the dollar in, and it gave me two dollar coins. It wouldn't take my paper money. What the fuck? I don't know, I was so confused. I was like, the hell going on? What the hell's going on? What the hell?

I get so mad at vending machines because it almost feels like the vending machine makes that call. Like it's like a person in there being like, no. And you're like, just take it, it's real. Yeah in there being like no and you're like just take it it's real yeah I don't die but it felt so good doing that again just like just like ironing out this dollar you know like cartoons when they like dry always like we do that uh I'll do it for fun I've done it before I've done it yeah whatever that's not how I dry my butt though and it never comes out

polished anytime cartoon characters do that they do that to their butt and then I've done it before. I've done it. Yeah, whatever. That's not how I dry my butt though. And it never comes out polished. Anytime cartoon characters do that, they do that to their butt and then it like it shows like a shine, a clean shine on their butt. Yeah. Are you watching porn? What's going on? No. You've never seen like Ren and Stimpy they would do that? Wow, yeah, Ren and Stimpy. Yeah. But yeah, which what kind of vending machine was it? Was it the one with like the little carrying case? No, it was the the little twirly twirls. Those other whack. It was okay. Yeah, I don't love those. It was cool I like the ones that like have a little

Then it brings it down now. We talked about this recently. I like the ones that have the vacuum on them it's like the dip in the sun where it like opens it's like And you're like fucking sucks the life out of it and brings it into the little thing Jesus. That's what it does Yeah, yeah, I don't yeah, I guess that's what it does How much is it vending machine stuff now? Is it like mad expensive? Yeah, like a bag of chips is like a dollar 25 Dollar can't be for the 25 cent bag of chips back in the day You could go into the core items $1 and not even that you can go to the corner- Two items, one dollar. Not even that! You can go to the corner store, to the delis by us, for a dollar.

A dollar! You can get three bags of chips, and a fucking... drink. A little drink, yeah. The little barrels. The barrels. The barrels, baby!

The barrels of poison, yes. Yeah, yeah, they were not good. They were not real. Yeah. I don't know what they were me neither But I remember I I used to I think I told you this But I remember I bought like a squeeze one of those squeeze drinks. It was like a fruity squeeze drink or whatever and I Was I think it was like picking you up from school middle school and I was walking over with that, and someone called me gay.

Because they said that it kills sperm, so I'm gay. Yeah, dude. It's like, yo, if you're drinking that, that kills your sperm, so you're gay. Yeah. And I'm like, where is the math in that? Let's unpack the logic there. Yeah, I don't get it.

Who's the sperm for? A woman. So, if I'm killing the sperm, but like I could still have sex with you. But also if you're like worried about your sperm, you probably would have got called gay too. If I was worried about it. Yeah. Why are you so worried about your nuts, dude? Yeah, we're in seven, sixth, seventh grade. Dude, what are we doing? It was a minefield to navigate. Yeah.

What are we doing? It was a minefield to navigate yeah middle school as a fucking kid in 2004 2005 yeah, dude, you're gay every other period Even if you were doing something like I remember I was in sixth grade I tried to be romantic and like I would like see that's gay. Yeah, exactly Yeah, like already whatever you did exactly Exactly. Hugging your mom was gay. Yeah, it was really, you know, it was tough. It was really hard for us. We fought through the.

Straight young men. Who are sensitive and like to cry, like to hug. You know, and had to be openly heterosexual. It was really hard for us. You get it? Especially me, white. White? Oh man. Yeah, dude. How did you even navigate the world dude?

I don't know. Yeah. I don't know how I made it through but some of the, you know, God sends his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers. Wow. Yeah. That was, you actually got that one out full of the play. I was starting to speak slow because I was like, let me get this. God is the toughest soldier. Yeah, that's doing that. I was like like god sends his double bad for a tongue. Yeah, that's true. I tell myself anytime I get a stomachache Every time you get a stomachache yeah, you say oh man. I just gotta get through this When you when you get like a flu or something you're like you'll God No, I'm not a big you don't cut deals. I don't cut deal I cut deals with the Lord you still speak to the Lord I when I'm throwing up

I'll be like yo if you just get me through this like I'll change I do the classic Change I just wait. I you'll I that's a real thing that I do I'll do the classic thing where like when my nose is stuffed. I'm like, oh, I took for granted all those times where my nose wasn't stuffed Yeah, I'll go like a rant being like, you know, I just wanted my nostril back. Yeah, yeah. I'll go on like a rant being like, I just wanted my nostril back. Yeah, it's been, I do that. I don't bargain though.

Like you bargain for good health. I think that's the opposite of what you should be doing. Are you saying bargain? Bargain. Oh, I think you're saying barden. I was like, first of all, I'm not bargain. It would also be bartering. Yeah, well, bartering, but I don't have an item to give.

You do. My faith, I guess? You're giving, yeah, that's what you're giving I'm like, yo, God just get me through this like damn God wherever you are Yeah, all around us. So I just do one of these you look down. So I don't know who you're praying to all around us bitch Okay, God This guy over here is just trying to not throw up and not throw up That's that's where his faith starts and stops

Sometimes I like throwing me on the other hand. I don't talk to you ever Yeah, sometimes I like to run up though. I hate it Do you get car sick? You know recently I've started and but I don't like throw up. I just get like a little dizzy and I shut my eyes Hopefully you're not driving Oh, I never get car sick when I'm driving If I'm not in the espos like that, he's like, yo, I gotta sit in the front seat, I get carsick. I'm like that. Do you remember in-

What show was it? One of the shows we went to, I sat in the very, very back. And it must have been one of the fucking insane drivers that we had. It was probably Texas. Remember I said, I was like, yo, chill out, dude. Like, this guy was. Yeah, the drivers in Texas are not. Yeah. Scared to go 100. And since then I said, I was like,

I need to sit in the front because I got pretty car sick. I think it might have been LA actually because of the, like the hill where we stayed. It was very loopty loop. It was loopty loopties. So, yeah. But they say like chew minty gum

and that can help a lot. Really. Yeah, that's what they say I've never heard of that. Yeah, I don't get car sick though. Consider yourself lucky Do you get do you have a like a like a gag reflex? We're not doing this again. No, no by the way every Eight days. I'll get the video of you shoving your fingers down your throat Merry Christmas And I always think about because now there's so many pages that post our shit Yeah, and I appreciate all you guys. Yeah, you guys are helping the show grow but

And it's just so funny to imagine like People who have no idea who we are for the first time, we'll see something like that. That's the clip they see. And they're like, what the fuck was that? There was one clip that I saw that someone was putting together a basement yard alphabet. I saw that too! A is for, and I think that was for W, it was like W is for what?

You know, or something like that. Yeah, I saw the alphabet where it was like a is for whatever and B Yeah, speaking of alphabet Elphaba you excited for wicked first of all we already talked about this I know but it comes out soon. It comes out in the next week. I think I know This weekend, I think it's it comes out What if I'm gonna make you go I Have I'll wait till streaming here? I have I'll wait till streaming. You're not. I'll wait till streaming.

It take it to get a show up at your door though. I have a very busy weekend. Oh who's gonna yeah but like any other day. I don't matinee baby. I don't really know if I maybe you live in one of those towns where they do it for free. No they do five dollar movie Wednesdays though. I went and saw two movies in one day one time. Be cool if you didn't shoot finger guns at me because it's not 1998. I went and saw two movies on a Tuesday one time. Two in a row? Yeah. It

was- How much popcorn did you eat? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was more nachos. You get extra butter? No I don't. Movie theater butter makes me sick really yeah yeah yeah but I did slam about two of those fucking two two plates of those pretzel bites bitch I was gonna say I don't even go nachos I go straight pretzel pretzel bites popcorn big coca-cola big fat coca-cola yeah the The small things in life. Coca-Cola? It's a gigantic company, dude. You see they have Coca-Cola flavored Oreos.

I'm going to make you try those. That sounds disgusting. Also I think I actually saw like Coca-Cola like made a commercial, but it was like strictly AI. People are not happy with that, boy. But like I watched it. I was like, what about this? The whole commercial. But it it's it's like a cartoon

No, they're the people are and they say that like you're the animators wrong. Oh wait I think I know where you're going with this. Huh? I think I know you're going. Oh the the Chernobyl videos no Okay, all right well I saw a thing where it's like these two podcasters. Oh, and they find out that they're AI. But they find out that they're AI. And they're like, so we just found out some news. And then they're like talking to each other about, apparently we're not real, apparently we're not,

and I'm just like, that was the moment where I was like, are we in a simulay? Yeah, maybe. Because it's happening to them. Maybe we're them! Yeah, it's uh- And then someone's watching me! I uh, people have been posting like videos. They're clearly AI, but they're like Chernobyl videos. What?

Oh, dude. What the fuck is that? Is that a bug? Oh, that's a spider. Frankie, turn it off. It's a spider. I'm not looking at it. Look, just look, just look. I'm not looking at it. I'm not looking at it because it's a spider Frankie turn it off look just look just look I'm not looking at it because it's gonna jump out there all right look at this one someone in a is there animals it's a suit no it's a suit is there bugs Joey just watch there's a girl crawling and then what was that a crab I don't know what it was Frankie Frankie yo dude I'm dude I I don't even know what to say if that were to happen to me it's like these AI videos of someone crawling through a fucking

crawlspace and there's a fucking there's a fucking Frank stop showing those videos why they're pretty cool. How does that not freak you out? I mean cuz I know it's fake If it were real, I just don't like watching shit crawl. I Saw one that I need to show you I saw Like doing this it was like a really crawly shit is just not for me. It was a London sewer one not me no Oh my hey, you're trying to rewatch Frank. Hold on time to rewatch. Oh No, oh no What the fuck is that? No, Frank last thing I want to say last thing I want to say. Last thing I want to say. Hey, isn't it crazy,

I was about to yell at you, but isn't it crazy that when we were younger and we saw Harry Potter, it was like me and you had that inside joke about that scene and then the internet felt that too? Isn't that weird? Where it's like when we were younger, before there was TikTok or any of this shit, it was like we were always making fun of like, not me, not my name, yay. And then it became a thing and I'm like,

the world is just like us. Do you remember when anytime we'd be like playing sports and Keith would do something, we would scream at the top of our lungs, 10 points for Gryffindor? Yeah. Yeah, that was fun. Nah. Time to re-watch those movies,

although don't condone some of the crazy stuff that J.K. Rowling has said. Those movies are great. They're maybe the best movie series ever. Your favorite, say that. Okay. You could say that. But like, I could stand on that if I want. Like can you? Yeah.

Can you? What's better than it? Uh. The Dark Knight trilogy? What? No it ain't. Dude. Bro.

Show me three movies. Eight hits in a row. Show me three. Uh. That's a little loose. Okay. Show me one bad one. There's, you know. No. you know, no show me any of the three Harry Potter movie. Don't get me wrong. I love Harry Potter Yes, show me any three that even stand even even like

Artistically close to what the Dark Knight trilogy did artistically. Well, that's what you want. That's how we're rating the scale I'm saying it was the best series. I Think you're a dumb bitch That much is clear All right, well I guess that's it but Frank where can they find you? You can find me at Gringotts going on after I cross over platform nine and three quarters Dude, I'm gonna again again, free plug here. You ever heard of new rock stars?

No. Their team is doing like a full breakdown of all the Harry Potter movies right now. Because you know they're coming out with a show, right? Yeah, and I'm fucking hype. And every season is gonna be one of the books. That's so cool. Yeah, you're so pumped. And they're making a new video game too.

Fucking destroying that. Let's go replay! That's so cool. Yeah, you're so pumped. I saw and they're making a new video game to fucking Play let's go replay. You know what was it Hogwarts legacy? Yeah, I never finished it I did you know never finished it loved it. Yeah, it was fun I love I would just fly in my broom and beat up trolls Hippogriff yeah, you're flying a hippogriff. Yeah What was I forgot my guy's name was, but it was something stupid. I don't remember mine either. It might've just been my name. I'm a loser.

Do me a favor redo the game, but name it after what you think JK Rowling would have named the character. I mean she named all the characters. But I'm saying like what she would, instead of it being Joe Santagato, But I'm saying like what she would instead of it being Joe Sanagato Because I can almost guarantee that's a great wizard. Joe Sanagato is here It's such a whack thing to do. Yeah, it sucks dude. Yeah, it does suck What are you dope, uh, we're gonna punch it f alvarez885 on twitter the frank alvarez and all the forms of social media Go check the Patreon. Patreon.com slash The Base Me Yard. We love you, we appreciate you, we thank you, we want to kiss you

and hug you metaphorically. So yeah. Yeah, otherwise too much germs. Too much. You guys can follow me at JoeSantagato. Go follow the show at The Base Me Yard on TikTok and Instagram. And that is all. See you guys next time. Fame isn't everything, Potter. Not bad. D-.