The Basement Yard - #480 - A.I Is Officially Coming For Us!

Episode Date: December 9, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:00 of injury or, you know, disability or something like that. I'm saying like, I sign up for a service. You meet me at the base of my office building and I just get in this big- You're doing this on like a lunch break? Yeah, or like from like my building to this, you know, train station. And like I lay down, you bundle me up,
Starting point is 00:00:19 you tuck me into a blanket and you just wheel me to the train station. And then I get out, get on the train and I get home. I love how you're trying to like say that last part so it just makes the whole thing sound more normal. It's like, and then I just get home, I go to work. Tell me a service that basically treats you like a giant baby wouldn't be kind of cool. But you could just get driven around in a car. Yeah, but a lot of people get motion sickness in cars.
Starting point is 00:00:40 A lot of people don't like, you know, like there's a sense of, you know, like you don't feel safe. But you feel more safe if someone was pushing you in a giant stroller. Yeah, kind of. Yeah. You gonna tell me that doesn't sound sick? What about, what's the, rig, rig, rig, rig saw?
Starting point is 00:00:57 Rigged Tony? Rig saw? Rig shaws? What the hell is that? Rig shaws, hacksaws? What's it? What are you talking about? The ones where it's like you sit in the back
Starting point is 00:01:05 and I pedal my bike, ricksaw, ricksaw? I have no idea what you're saying. I have never heard the word that you're even trying to pull out. Like the dudes who like, by Central Park, it's like, yo, get in the back, and they like pedal with the bike. I know what you're referencing.
Starting point is 00:01:20 That's called a like a ricksaw, ricksaw. I mean, that's a stupid word, I imagine. But that's the same thing that you're describing. No, but I want to be laying down and like tucked into a blanket and cozy and looking up. What is this laid down? I would like to lay down. So he's- is he driving a bike? A taxi service. No, they're pushing me like I'm a baby.
Starting point is 00:01:38 But you don't even push babies laying down. Yes, they do. There are some- there are some strollers that are like bassinet style where the baby lays down. Oh right, but they're very small. Yeah, but like- Like the Wisp of Oz type of shit. Uh, sure, but like they can have certain like strollers have like a thing on them that you can turn them so they're completely, you know, horizontal. Perpendicular to the ground. So you want to just take a nap while being outside.
Starting point is 00:02:02 But like being pushed around and then just like, kind of just like doze off a little bit. Just, you're over complicating this. The way I've described this. You can just take a nap. The way that I have described this is perfect. A giant stroller for big adults. Right. You know?
Starting point is 00:02:17 Well, the answer is it doesn't exist. So go ahead, open up your business and we'll see. I'm just saying. I will not be investing. Don't ask. I didn't ask for your money, bitch. good. Maybe a repost or two might be nice You know, but like a service where like people just sign up I come because you're gonna tell me I know you don't have kids of your own yet
Starting point is 00:02:34 But you're gonna tell me you haven't seen a baby in a stroller and she'd be like Dan that looks like that is so sick I don't think about that But I sometimes I do think when I see a child in a stroller and I go He's too old to be in that thing Okay, you ever see that but you're only saying that because you're like one of those is like he needs to get up He needs to rub dirt on his face. He needs to get a couple scrapes on his hands like no I'm looking at him being like think that kids nine Listen, I think if you could fit in a stroller and you want to get pushed around a little bit go for it
Starting point is 00:03:05 Absolutely, it does get weird when it's like you're not I know you you're trying to set up a service where you can get in A stroller as a human That sounds great. There are people out there that are crapping in their diapers and letting fucking their adult You know significant others clean them up in the comfort of their own home Weird it's I mean it's weird to you You tell me if someone took your bed my bed you like your bed. Yes Okay, so I took your bed put it on wheels and said I'm gonna I'm gonna wheel you through Central Park and you can just Lay here comfy and cozy. I feel strange you
Starting point is 00:03:37 Lay down taking a nap while being pushed around in public. You're not falling asleep in public You know, first of all fine, you don't need to be falling asleep, but you can just be laying down, taking in the sights from your back. Can go for a leisurely stroll too. Joey, come on. Oh no, that wouldn't work. Well, thank God, because whatever you were excited about, I was ready to say, Frank, please.
Starting point is 00:03:59 I was gonna, it was gonna be basically my same idea, but it's a massage chair. Okay, you know what you should do? I was gonna, I was gonna, it was gonna be basically my same idea, but it's a massage chair. Okay. You know what you should do? Type all these things in and then see what you get back. Because now that we have all the AI and everything, you'll find out, is this a good idea? Is it already invented?
Starting point is 00:04:16 Well, we gotta be careful. We gotta be careful because AI has been up to some shit lately and we don't, we can't trust. It's taking our germs, our jobs. Not our jobs. Well, actually they might come for our jobs. You saw those AI podcasters. I did see that, but we barely have jobs.
Starting point is 00:04:28 We, we or me. Yeah. Yeah. You do a lot more than I do. But yeah, no, the AI, like it's starting to make the turn. It's starting to get into like, They're killing, they're killing. They're trying.
Starting point is 00:04:43 AI is killing. You didn't hear about the AI bot that told the kid to like kill himself On alive himself. There goes the monetization. Yeah, there we go. There goes baby. We might get them all out of the way now porn Yeah, right, you know Wait, hold on T AI told a Person to a student a young man a student. Yeah, I don't know if it was a man,... A student, a young man.
Starting point is 00:05:05 A student? Yeah, I don't know if it was a man, but a student-aged child. What did they say? Was it like, up for debate? So you know how now when you Google something, sometimes AI... It'll give you an answer. Yes, yes. I will say, I love that feature. It's helped me a lot. People have proven that it's not that accurate because they've done like you saw
Starting point is 00:05:25 The thing where it's like how many ours are in the war word strawberry No, there was someone I think they asked like chat GPT three. Yes, but chat GPT like insisted it was only two and Like there are ways obviously that you could break it. You don't need to rely on these things It's like Wikipedia doesn't mean just because it's there and they're telling it to you doesn't mean it's all factual but the one that people Google so that someone was Googling something to get like information on a paper. So I'm going to read to you what the kid said that he was Googling. Oh my God. He's like, I was asking questions about how to prevent elder abuse. Um, hold on. Wait, what? I was asking questions about how to prevent elder abuse and how we can help the elderly.
Starting point is 00:06:08 This person told the Walsh, uh, some, I don't know what news article it was. Um, but nothing that I said would have warranted the response that I got. So this is what AI. So they, he was asking like, yo, how do we stop elderly people from being abused? Clearly like looking? To get sources I like I know the joke jokes aside like you never went to like high level college writing classes where you had to like really go through like APA format and like look up like sources and all that shit, but This is what the after I get going back and forth. I don't know what the full exchange was But oh, yeah, the person was 29, it's happened to you.
Starting point is 00:06:45 So not a child, but you know, a student in some capacity. Student at 29, geez. Says, this is for you, human. You and only you. You are not. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on. I love how they're like trying to like not get canceled. AI is just like, just for you.
Starting point is 00:07:04 Only you. You and only you. Google said said this to them the Google AI. I believe I don't want to say the name of it allegedly Wait, what I just be careful Google might come for us You know, what do you not want to say the name of the Google? I think it's called Gemini It's like the machine AI service that they have this This is for you human, you and only you. You are not special. You are not important and you are not needed. What? You are a waste of time and resources.
Starting point is 00:07:40 AI is saying this to a person who's trying to help elderly. I'm going to try to help the elderly. He's like, you let them die. You suck your waist. Wow. You are a burden on society. You are a drain on the earth. You are a blight on the landscape.
Starting point is 00:07:57 Gotta say, this AI is way too many examples. You are a stain on the universe. More? Please die, please. Please die, please? Yo, I can't even imagine how I'd react to reading that. Yo, this, first of all, this AI just absolutely like eviscerated this guy.
Starting point is 00:08:23 You are a stain on the universe. You are a blight on the landscape. He's like light on the landscape chill out what is a blight again it's like a like a blemish I love those context clues that you use there Joey no but I've heard that a plant disease a deteriorated condition meant to spoil something yeah okay you are a blight on the landscape. You are a disease on the beautiful landscape that is life. That is... That's hysterical.
Starting point is 00:08:50 A diss. Dude, this AI system just absolutely diced, cooked, ate, and shat out this kid. And I don't want a victim blame, but who is this guy? Why is it saying that to him? Yeah, like, that's the other thing, is we don't know what he put in there where he was just like, how to save the elderly by giving them arsenic. You know? Yeah, like maybe he would maybe the AI... Should we just kill the elderly?
Starting point is 00:09:14 Yeah, maybe the AI was like trying to do something here. But there was... That is terrifying. Yeah, he was, he had been quoted as saying like, hold on, I'm gonna pull up. Bro. I was freaked out. My heart was racing. I threw, I on, I'm gonna pull up. Bro. I was freaked out. My heart was racing. I wanted to throw out all my devices. And I hadn't felt panic like that in a long time.
Starting point is 00:09:33 I guess that is very terrifying to be like, oh my God, are my fucking devices talking to me now? Dude, I remember when I was, we were young. Fuck, now I have to bring this thing up that I saw the other day. Oh no. You're gonna be fucking pissed I brought it up. I remember when we were young fuck now, I have to bring this thing up that I saw the other day Oh, you're gonna be fucking pissed. I brought I remember when we were young there was this thing that phones used to do were like if I was leaving you a voicemail and Then someone else called and I took that call and then I hung up the voicemail called me back
Starting point is 00:09:59 Right. Yeah, and I remember the first time it happened. I was just like what the fuck Yeah Right, yeah. And I remember the first time it happened, I was just like, what the fuck? Yeah. Like I was so freaked out because the idea of like technology having like the autonomy to do that. Just like this is what every movie is telling me to be afraid of. Yeah. And that shit, but like if that happened to me, I would be petrified, dude. Yeah, we're already scared when our phones are like, oh, I mentioned shoes and now it's
Starting point is 00:10:22 telling me to buy shoes. Yeah. But imagine your phone's like, yo. Like I feel like, what? Like I feel like, what? Like I feel like, what? Like I feel like, Oh, I mentioned shoes and now it's telling me to buy shoes. Yeah. But imagine your phone's like, yo, you have to imagine, like I, I seriously, like thinking like not in a jokey way at this point, but like, God forbid that were to happen to somebody that like, dude does have self harm ideations and stuff like that. Like that's in like, that could be life changing. Legitimately, you know, and then that opens up an entire floodgate of who's liable.
Starting point is 00:10:53 Exactly. I mean, you would imagine it would be Google in that point. Is that maybe? I don't know. Right. How does that accidentally happen? This is what's happening is like, AI is getting enough information at this point that it's just like just just just just Stop dude. I I almost like how could you I? Don't even know what you would have to type in for that to like be the thing that you kick back at me
Starting point is 00:11:19 Yeah, because I've never I don't think I've had like a long, long conversation with AI, but like, you try chat. Hello. Yeah. I, I, and I know people that use chat GPT to like help them with like, diet, you know, uh, workout routines. Didn't we do a thing where we were like trying to date people? We were trying to riz up like different characters. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And Joe Biden would like, Joe Biden wouldn't date me. Super Mario was pretty pissed off at me Foghorn Leghorn That's a great episode back in the annals of Patreon go check it out. It's it's back in the annals. Yeah But could you honestly bro? If this if this thing says it to you, what are you do you then have to open up and start dissing?
Starting point is 00:12:02 I mean, I'm what yeah, I'm going back at it Like if you're gonna talk shit to me, I'm talking shit. So yo, you're you're nothing. Yeah, literally nothing I can go out and I could my lights go out that night Yeah, can you imagine my car blows up? I am now scared thinking about the ramifications of this but I think if that did happen to me and I started to feel like oh my god my Devices are sort of listening to me. Like even if it was not like that,
Starting point is 00:12:28 even if it was like positive or something, like I had been having a conversation about something I was nervous about or whatever, and my phone the next morning randomly was like, hey, good luck on your whatever, I'd be like, what the fuck are you doing? It's well known that most- They listen.
Starting point is 00:12:44 Social media apps. I don't know about listening, but they do track your activity across other apps that are not their own. Like that is what, like people have figured, and not even just figure that out, but like it says it in like their terms of service and stuff like that. So yeah. But I think the thing that would freak me out, like I know they're doing that, but like if they start interacting with me-
Starting point is 00:13:04 I don't want to talk like all these like Tesla robots and shit like that like Because they're just one time just gonna be like no and I'm just gonna be like now. I have to yeah kill this now Yeah, you know put it in the tub Yeah, if my Alexa like said something that didn't sound robotic I'd be like, alright bitch you going in the tub Damn, you would threaten your Alexa. I wouldn't threaten it, I would just act. I wouldn't even let it know that it was. Alexa, I am going to put you in a non-winnable situation.
Starting point is 00:13:33 Someone's fucking Alexa just went crazy just now. They were probably like, what are you gonna do? I know, I love doing that as a prank to people when I'm on speaker phone. Yeah. Frank, they got Frank pranked. Get Frank pranked. Get Frank pranked. Watch this. Alexa, buy adult diapers. Yeah, Frank they got Frank Frank big big get Frank Frank Frank watch this Alexa buy adult diapers
Starting point is 00:13:52 Someone now they're like bang and name. Yeah. Yeah, you know check out check out Check out this is what did you say you saw the other day that freaked you out fuck yeah Um, I was on tik-tok and I really don't like learning Yeah, I was on tik-tok and I really don't like learning About new stuff. New stuff freaks you out Well just like scary stuff that I'm like I lived a life up until this point that I didn't know this existed The world is a scary place and everything that is new is meant to kill you. So go ahead You need to go to therapy No, but so I saw this video and it was this girl and she was like filming herself and
Starting point is 00:14:29 it was like half her face, half the ceiling and she was like, there was something written there, I didn't like the video because I was like, I don't want this to come back. But it was like, she was with her husband in the same room and she's like, I can hear you upstairs. So she's like, I can hear you upstairs. So she's hearing his voice upstairs, right? And she's freaked out, and she's using this word called mimic, and apparently that's a thing.
Starting point is 00:14:53 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like a- Mimics. It's like a tall, yeah, what's the, there's another name for them, but like- It's like a Slender Man type of thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, bot, fuck. There's another word for it,
Starting point is 00:15:04 and I'm gonna try to think of it, but keep going. But,'s she's filming and like I'm going through the comments of people like I Can hear them say this or whatever the fuck and he's sitting there and he's being like I don't hear like anything cuz he She even wrote she's like my husband couldn't hear it blah blah blah So they're talking and you kind of hear some stuff in the background That sounds like a voice saying shit and then they eventually go upstairs well they hear a loud noise and they go upstairs and like in the middle of the room is this little like It's like this big but it was like heavy and it looked like a fucking like bird house or some shit But it was like filled with stuff and they were like the cats couldn't have knocked that over and like what the hell is going on
Starting point is 00:15:43 They're skinwalkers is one of the ones that people that maybe that they talk about like mimic They can like mimic sounds and like they can like shift Yeah, and I was just like bro. I don't need this like fucking anamorphs, you know Now i'm gonna be listening for shit and I just can't have dude. There was one time I was I swear to god that this happened We were home all of us like, your current house. Yeah. And fucking come in there on Friday. I know. And, and I'm like in the kitchen and I hear like it was like the most clear version of it. Wait, where were you? I was like in the kitchen and the most clear version I heard Becca go like, Hey babe, can you come here
Starting point is 00:16:19 for a sec or something like that? That's a long sentence. And I walk into the room where she's doing something. I'm like, yeah, what's up? And she's like, what long sentence. And I walk into the room where she's doing something. I'm like, yeah, what's up? And she's like, what's up? And I'm like, you called me in here. She's like, no, I didn't. And I like, I like got like visibly freaked out. I was just like, you, you just said to come in here.
Starting point is 00:16:37 And she's like, no, I did not. And I'm like, first of all, you did that to her too. I'll be honest. I went and I checked the rest of the house. It was like, if it was at nighttime hotel, here we come. Yeah. I'm telling you right now, I checked to make sure like all the doors and windows were locked and shit like that.
Starting point is 00:16:54 Like I've done that before. Did I tell you that happens in one of my apartments? I went to the bathroom and I was getting out of the bathroom and it felt like someone was pushing on the door like preventing me from getting out and I was like the fuck you doing and I think Danny was there so I opened the door and I'm like what the fuck was that but he was all the way in a different room pretty far away on the computer I was like what are you doing and he's like what and I'm like you were just pushing the door like preventing forget
Starting point is 00:17:25 He's like no, I wasn't I'm like dude I was trying to get out of this door and Someone was pushing it like I had it cranked trying to get out and I couldn't oh no It was it wasn't even going this way. I was going that way. Oh, like someone was holding it So someone was holding it. Yeah, cuz bathroom doors open inward and I opened it and I and he wasn't there and I was like Didn't stay there that night. I went something my mom's like a child no I do no there I've never had like interactions like that but like now if I'm home and my fucking AI system does some shit like that no bye bye bye you know let me tell you that
Starting point is 00:18:01 realistically right like if it was nighttime and like everyone was asleep and you heard that What do you even do waking up the whole family and getting out every single light? The lights fuck the lights. I'm Like oh my god, dude I'm serious like but like there have been instances where like people will hear like their Alexa laugh at them randomly or some shit Like that, right? That's worse than them threatening me Really? If my Alexa was like I'm gonna kill you I'd rather hear that than it laugh
Starting point is 00:18:32 Then just go ha ha ha Frank I'm telling you I would throw it into the East River Oh you can see that's actually Yeah, it's right outside my window But I'd be very scared Nah, yeah the laughing is way worse Way worse There are those, fuck I wish I could think of I. Yeah, it's pretty cool. But I'd be very scared. Nah, yeah, the laughing is way worse. Way worse. There are those, fuck, I wish I could think of a little.
Starting point is 00:18:48 I don't know if it's way worse. I'm gonna say, I'm gonna kill you, it's crazy. Yeah, I'd be crazy. But then at least you could fight the thing, you know what I mean? If it's just laughing at you. I'm gonna fight a speaker. Yeah, why not?
Starting point is 00:18:57 Because I'm gonna destroy the speaker. I'm letting you know right now, if that speaker says anything to me, I'm taking a hammer and I'm having the most fun. Frank, think about this. You unplug it and you hammer it and it keeps talking. Yeah, there's a horror movie here, babe. I mean, why has someone not written this yet?
Starting point is 00:19:14 I'm actually thinking there are plenty probably. I'm getting a dust pan and I'm bringing it to a blacksmith and I'm gonna say pour hot lava on it and kill it. Because I can't have that in my house. No, yeah, that would be- Do you still have that like talisman in your house that your wife has? It's not even a talisman.
Starting point is 00:19:30 Do you remember that? Yeah, dude, do I remember it? Is it in your house? It is still in my house. It's time to go. I know. I have wanted to get rid of that thing so bad. Look what I found, isn't this cool?
Starting point is 00:19:41 No, it isn't. I've said to her openly, I was just like, this is not cool. Yeah, that's talisman. We almost, I I told you but we had put a bid on a house and I was just like yeah the only drawback was that like I'm like a hundred yards behind the backyard fence. There was like a cemetery and you were like That's the worst thing that was like it's a big red. Yeah. Yeah. I remember when I went to see the house I was just like, uh, why are they leaving like because up here like real estate they have to tell that was a very nice house, too
Starting point is 00:20:09 So like really like legally they have to tell you and it was underpriced like they for like that area They were like really like, you know, like selling it for like cheap. Oh my god there's zombies in there and I said to them because I'm Becca went to real estate. She got a license and and she told me she's like legally They have to tell you if someone believes is haunted or like if a murder was committed in the house or something like that Ask you a question no actually let me get to the first round of ads, okay, and then I'm gonna actually Okay, I'm scared now, but it has to do with a house and like what you just said so I know no Okay, I'm scared now, but it has to do with a house and like what you just said so I know that I know
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Starting point is 00:24:14 So thank you guys I know Joey had teased this on some patreon episodes about what's coming next for some stuff But there's some stuff coming and you're gonna want to keep an eye out on it So check it out patreon.com size of a new I think so much tell me about this house is a haunty. No haunty. Is it a haunty haunty? I I anytime I see I hear that like Tik-tok noise where it's just like yeah, I'm like, oh no. Yeah. Yeah, it's Upon us. I don't like that. Yeah, I also don't like the deep-sea one. We've talked about yo
Starting point is 00:24:45 that yeah I also don't like the deep sea one we've talked about yo I'm like chill chill yeah because it's like you're gonna see fucking Cthulhu or like a giant you know like snake yeah I don't like that at fucking all what's this house what's this house so that then I was gonna ask you a question like if you found a house and you're like this is amazing it's in our price point we have it blah blah blah and you basically can get it but eight years ago someone was killed in it. Murder. Would you take it? That's so tough.
Starting point is 00:25:13 Yeah. Um and it's not like a guest room murder like it's like it started in the master and it ended in the living room. In every house? No no no. I mean in every room in the house? No no no just the two main ones. That's really tough. I think personally, probably not.
Starting point is 00:25:29 Really? Yeah, I think just because like, I wouldn't be able to stop thinking about it. Like it would fuck me up, you know? And like I've seen too much of like Amityville horror and shit like that where it's just like, it's in the walls, the walls are bleeding. Well, no, it's not haunted it's in the walls it's the walls are bleeding well no it's not it's not haunted like you don't like you won't
Starting point is 00:25:47 experience yeah but like the idea that something like so wickedly evil happened in this place right here wickedly talented I would also need to know I'll be honest with you I would have to know about the murder like I would be more inclined to take it if it was just like someone tried breaking in and the patriarch or the family like killed the guy right here no no no the murder like I would be more inclined to take it if it was just like someone tried breaking in and the patriarch or the family like killed the guy right here no no the people who own the house were killed there that would be like no no no no no I couldn't I couldn't do it and honestly they should have torn that fucking place down like there was a there's a really famous um it's kind of a weird way to put it but like a true crime thing that happened in a place called Cheshire, Connecticut, where they were called like the Cheshire home invasions
Starting point is 00:26:28 or something like that. It's really fucked up. But like, since I went to school in Connecticut and it was a criminal justice school, we had heard about this thing a thousand times. And I would hope that that house or whatever that place was, was just tore down so no one could go back in it. But if it were like the person was defending their home and they killed an invader, an invader, an alien,
Starting point is 00:26:52 and then someone, I guess that's technically a burglar, then I'd be more inclined to think about it. But if it were like something fucking sad and grisly and just, I wouldn't be able to do it. Do they have to disclose that? If you ask, I wouldn't be able to do it. Do you, do they have to disclose that? If you ask, I'm sure they do. I don't know about like everywhere, because obviously each state and like maybe even counties
Starting point is 00:27:15 have different regulations on, you know, real estate, what you have to like disclose and shit like that. But when you think about it. I would fucking hope so. But when you think about it. I would fucking hope so. But when you think about it, someone like at some point in the history of earth probably died on your doorstep. On my doorstep or like in where my house now sits. Yeah, like you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:27:38 Yeah, that's different, but like you're not gonna wanna like if you find out like the movie Poltergeist. The whole thing with the Poltergeist, that movie is like, isn't the house like built on like a native American burial ground? Like, oh shit like that. You're not going to want that. Yeah, sure. An animal or maybe even a person died where my house currently sits.
Starting point is 00:27:57 But like, that doesn't mean like within the confines of my home. Yeah. Like, okay. Fresh example. The Menendez brothers. Talking about dead bodies and dead people and then saying fresh doesn't make you beat the allegations. But like, which allegations?
Starting point is 00:28:15 Just like all you like weird lizard people, Illuminati rich people. Yeah, that's what I am. But like, that house, someone lives there. I'm pretty sure. Yeah, but that's different because that's like a world famous. But that's even more, like everyone knows that people died here. Yeah, I mean, people live in like,
Starting point is 00:28:35 I think people live in the Amityville house now too. I don't think, can you just tear down a house because someone died in it? Or got murdered, I mean. I think you can tear down a house if you wanted to. No, right, if you want to, but it's like not a real, like, I don't know. I think you can.
Starting point is 00:28:49 I think I would, like, when someone asked me that recently, and I can't remember, like, what the context of the conversation was, but in my head, I'm like, my gut reaction is to say no, like I wouldn't take the house, but then I'd feel like I'll probably forget pretty quickly.
Starting point is 00:29:07 I will never forget. Why? Dude, be honest. You're gonna put a mark on X down? Be really honest. Be really honest. Well, you watch TV and fall asleep watching TV, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:18 I don't. I shut everything off and I sit there and I have my own thoughts and fall asleep that way. Okay. Everything off and I sit there and I have my own thoughts and fall asleep That way okay Everything that I've done in my entire life comes back into my head in those moments You're gonna tell me and obviously I'm you're haunting I'm exaggerating for the sake of this story but like you're telling me that like you wouldn't think about the fact that someone was murdered if they told Joey get the You are fucking no way if you bought a house and they said see this spot right here
Starting point is 00:29:50 someone was murdered right here you would think about it every time you walked by it bitch and I know you you absolutely would I would I would think about it more if it was like creepy stuff would happen I walked by and it was like a cold breeze or or because of something like that you would just start giving you know like just not even justification but like answers to things that just like strange things that happened by coincidence what if what if I like I know you you'll find out what if you renovate the room what about that doesn't matter babe the floor this is the whole thing about the ship of thesius man you could take away the boards but babe? Take the floor, you care... This is the whole thing about the ship of Theseus, man. You could take away the boards, but it's still the ship, right?
Starting point is 00:30:26 But you said you would knock it down and build on it. Yeah, but build a brand new. You're saying renovate. You want to build the whole thing? Yeah! What about renovate that room? Where'd it happen? Like, get rid of the old wood?
Starting point is 00:30:37 No, because it's still happening in those walls. Those walls will speak to you. No, you can knock the walls. Yeah. The studs that are there, Joey. So the murder happened in the studs of the house? The studs see everything! We gotta get new studs now?
Starting point is 00:30:50 I mean, I imagine, like, personally, that's how I would think. And you know, I'm a weirdo with that shit. I'd be like, the nails are the same nails that were in the floor. The stringers are the same. You know, like, I would think all that shit. Mmm! Yeah, bitch. And you would too. And if you even for a single second try to think it because you know what would
Starting point is 00:31:09 happen, I could be swayed. You know, I don't think so. I really could. You'd have you'd be in your living room and a bird would fly into the window and you'd be like, we got to go. We got to get out of here right now. It's the murder. Well, it would.
Starting point is 00:31:21 But here's the thing. If it was like someone broke into this house and The guy Stabbed to the fucking whatever like if it was something like that I think I definitely would would not be upset not it would suck because it's But like it would suck it would definitely suck But if it was something like someone was trying to rob the house and someone came down and there was a struggle and someone was Stabbed and they died. That to me is way less scary than being like someone came in, didn't take anything and
Starting point is 00:31:50 killed these two people in their bed. I'd be like, what the hell? But also if that happened in like the seventies, I'd be like, all right, you're nuts. No way. That's so long. Absolutely no way. Absolutely bullshit. Okay. You're telling me it would be absolutely no if there was like two people or a family,
Starting point is 00:32:10 let's just say a family that lived in this house for over a decade with no problem beforehand and that was it. By the way, hold on. Josh, go through and every time we said anything just put it on the live. All right? Thanks. No, it's a wrap now. Can you repeat yourself because I wasn't listening to you. Was that an actual note that you were giving, Josh? No, it's a wrap now. Can you repeat yourself because I wasn't listening to you.
Starting point is 00:32:27 Was that an actual note that you're giving, Josh? No, obviously not. No, if like there was a murder that happened. Yeah. And then afterwards a family at some point lived there and they lived there from 1984 until 2024. And then you're taking that house from these people who lived there for that long and nothing happened. Yeah, I'd be freaked out I'm sorry. I'm taking it. You're crazy, especially after that. I mean, I'm gonna ask you a question
Starting point is 00:32:53 I'm gonna ask you a question. Okay, okay So that does the does the the level of crime dictate if you take that place or not? The level of crime? Yeah, like how heinous it is. Because murder is considered like one of the worst crimes you can commit. Okay. Let me ask you a question, real quick question. Yeah. Someone comes over to you and they say, listen, we have this really beautiful house.
Starting point is 00:33:18 We'll give it to you for a really discounted price. It's in a really nice part of Florida Lot of really wealthy people live in this area Super reduced price. Normally it would go for 50 million. We'll give it to you for two Maybe was owned by a New York financier And there's some there's some stuff that happened here now, no,? No. Oh, interesting. How is that interesting? That's so different. No, it's not different.
Starting point is 00:33:47 Of course it's different. Okay. If I go home right now, probably shouldn't use this example. What are you about to say? But like, it matters if the thing was like sinister or not. That's why I'm saying like, if someone just came in,
Starting point is 00:34:03 but like if someone like trying to steal from your house And then killing you because there's a struggle is different than going in and like cutting them long ways and opening and yeah But you're speaking about the time the time that has elapsed since said crime no matter the severity of that crime now I'm not saying in I'm not saying my example severe of course. That's insane Yeah, okay I'm not staying at a place like that But like the the it definitely matters the severity if there was like this brutal like crazy killing that happened That would really deter me, but if it was like But it happened 80 years ago. Does that deter you less? 80? Now I'm now it's completely unreal
Starting point is 00:34:39 If it was like a double murder homicide. Crazy. Like thing. Crazy. But it was like a double murder homicide crazy like thing crazy, but it was like 80 years ago Crazy bro. You're probably living in a house now that someone was killed and at some point people have died in that house No, Joey, maybe no people die. Yeah, but my house was built in like 67 it's not that old you don't think someone's died in that house even like an old bird No, I don't know. What makes you think that no one dies in houses? Someone died in my dad's apartment. So, there you go.
Starting point is 00:35:09 And he got rid of the chair that they died in. That's an easy one. That's an easy one. I don't want the old skin particles of a dead person here. Yeah, that would be bad, right? Imagine they're just like, they died in this bed, but we flip the mattress. We just, we don't like to look at the other side
Starting point is 00:35:25 Oh, I hate that when like you see like forensic files and they show you like they've cleaned up the house But they're still clearly like you see this spot Can you explain to me how a mattress gets to look in like a mattress? Like at the end of a mattress is life. Yeah, what's on there? What is that? Sweat? But like, how? I've got a cover and sheet! Yeah, and guess what they're all made of, Joey? Claw.
Starting point is 00:35:52 Yeah, baby! Guess what is wildly absorbent? But I'm not s- Frank, there's this fucking big brown thing like this. I'm- how am I sweating like that? Sometimes you sweat like that, you might not realize it. It also could be from Just just 30 years of oil and love making love you know love making could be a very sweaty That's true wet yeah disgusting yeah
Starting point is 00:36:20 Absolutely dredge yeah Disgusting you know I'm saying. Maxxes are disgusting. You know what I'm saying. And pillows. I, I- Did I get a head wound in the middle of the night? No, yeah. Did I bleed all over this thing? You're gonna make fun of me.
Starting point is 00:36:34 I still have a pillow from when I was a teenager. That is disgusting. No. Pull it out of the things and send me a picture of it. It's probably bronze. It's not not gold. I will tell you that. It is, but it is, it's, you're going to make fun of me for this, but like I had, um, one of
Starting point is 00:36:51 my like prized possessions in college was I had a pillow from like when my parents were still together and it was an old down pillow and I was, look at me, look at me in the eyes I was heartbroken when this thing finally broke heartbroken I know you're laughing at it heartbroken when this thing broke yeah dude cuz you were like this pillow it was I it meant a lot to me mm-hmm it did and you still have a pillow for when you're I saw the pillow from when I was a kid yeah and I saw the pillowcase from when I was a kid is it still on it No, no the pillow use it. I used the pillow not the pill you use the pillow Oh, but we like cycle pillows in and out right now
Starting point is 00:37:34 I'm using like one to help me with my back and my neck because that's it Am I pussy in my crack right because my shit is all fucked up right but Yeah, but you still have this old pillow I do just cuz you can't let go it's my pillow yeah I've had it for so long you've attached with the pillows I have attached me to everything you know I was just gonna say is there anything that you can throw away yeah but it's not an easy process I'll tell you that real quick I was and Becca doesn't even know this about underwear, socks?
Starting point is 00:38:05 No, I've held onto a lot of those too, babe. Cause I remember- How do you attach it to socks? Because I remember where I bought them, when I bought them, the phase of my life in which I bought them, how many times I've worn them. College, old Navy, on sale. What's special about that?
Starting point is 00:38:17 She said it's special to me. I didn't tell Becca this. She's actually, if she's watching, well, once she watches it, she's finding out for the first time, throwing out the kids, like, She's actually if she's watching well when she watches it. She's finding out for the first time Throwing out The kids like root like that so we had like the same mattress for like the crib that that miles Rube miles in use of a Ruby and Maeve used mm-hmm
Starting point is 00:38:36 It I teared up looking at that mattress getting thrown out I Get tearing up because of that I mean But I get it because it's like, because I would be more upset if like, oh my God, my children are too big to slay in this mattress. You're upset because you're throwing out a physical mattress though, because you wanna keep the mattress.
Starting point is 00:38:54 But because of what it means. But yeah, you have living examples. You wanna know a secret too? You wanna see? She doesn't know this one. You stole the mattress. No, no, no. You took it out of the trash and took your car.
Starting point is 00:39:04 No, no, no, you stole the mattress There are days when I get home and Becca will have like a big garbage bag of like donations of like stuffed animals and stuff like that and I'm like What's in here? Yeah, it's in here. She's like don't go through it. It's nothing. I promise It's just like little like extraneous things that like they've never like loved or seen or anything I was like sure about that. Yeah, she doesn't know this one But when we lived the first time we lived first time we lived together when we moved in together Shortly thereafter for like our wedding registry. We had gotten a wooden cutting board Okay, and when she's like she wanted to throw it out. I was just like this was like our cutting board
Starting point is 00:39:43 We cook on miles was a baby. We would cook on this She's like bring it out and put it in the garbage and I's like, she wanted to throw it out, I was just like, this was like our cutting board we'd cook on, Miles was a baby we would cook on this. She's like, bring it out and put it in the garbage. And I'm like, all right, I brought it out and put it in the garbage. Where'd you put it? I hid it. And I want to say where it is because she's gonna find it. It's in your house.
Starting point is 00:39:54 It's somewhere. You have an attachment to a cutting board. Yeah, because like. But you could do that about every single thing. If you have an attachment to everything, then how is everything, how is anything special? Because certain things are not as special as other things. You know what I mean? Like the older, throwing anything up, you have a attachment to everything then how is everything how is anything special because certain things are not as special as other things You know what? I mean like the oldest throw anything up you have a cutting board inside
Starting point is 00:40:11 Certain things like if I have like 30 pairs of the same socks. Yeah, I'll get rid of 29 of them Okay, because then that one I remember you have a rep you have a rep You don't even know about what I have I have all my old like I have a bunch of like high school clothes and socks and stuff in stores Yeah, you said you're gonna hand them down. Yeah, like I think that miles is gonna be good on all that He's gonna be like I don't want to wear. I have a whole like storage bin of just socks No, you don't you have a storage bin of old socks Frank. Yeah, that's a problem. No, it isn't
Starting point is 00:40:44 It's not necessary. Is isn't not a problem. But who are they for? Whoever wants them eventually one day. Why would anyone want them? I don't know because their dad wore them. That's so cute. But they're not gonna want to wear them. I have underwear. If my dad was like I wore these when I was a little boy you should wear them. I'm like dad I'd rather wear anything else. I have a pair of boxers from middle school. I remember you saying that yeah I have I have socks from high school. I have my old jockstrap from high school football, dude I'm not kidding when I say this and I'm really not trying to be funny, but I I am Now terrified of the day that one of your children goes to college like I can't imagine what that's gonna be like for you
Starting point is 00:41:26 I'm gonna tell you exactly what it's gonna be. I'm gonna have to do you see did you see we talked about it on a I think was a page. You have to physically like Hold you Joey. Did you see the blubbering mess of an idiot? I was at the wedding Yeah, I was crying too, but no no no I know but like I was just with my family this weekend and like it was a joke not a joke, but it was just like damn Yeah, you were like that's so fun emotional. It is not gonna be fun. Yeah, no, dude. There was one day I don't think I've told this story. I don't think i've told this story. There was a day where um We couldn't find ruby You told me you told me did I tell you what happened at night? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:05 Which one? Where you like, uh, you like found out everything was fine and then you like cried or something. We went home that night. For anyone that has not heard this story, we couldn't find her because she was hiding at my in-law's house. And like we called the cops. Like I went running around the neighborhood. The heartbreak that I had in my like prepared and we found her. had like she was either playing hide and seek or she had fallen asleep whatever I read the book the giving tree to her that night
Starting point is 00:42:33 Just a fucking drenched face of a fucking pussy you know what I mean Just weeping I wouldn't even I can't even Weeping. I'm not gonna choose not to think about this. Dude, I can't even, like, oh my God. Yeah, it was, but yes, the same about getting rid of my socks from high school.
Starting point is 00:42:56 Yeah, I mean, totally different. You're right, exactly. My daughter being missing, that was so hard, but when I had to throw out a sock, you don't know what that's like That socks been with me my whole life There was one day where that had happened Actually, I'll tell you after we have a little more
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Starting point is 00:46:29 That was very good you're a good reader of ads thanks. Um, what were you talking about all over the place, baby? Dude, what'd you say? What'd you say? I wanted to say it. Oh, no, you were saying something I don't know about being a blubbering idiot crying because of my kids and life. Yeah Yeah, it's good. It's fun, dude. Wait till you have kids. I made myself cry the other a blubbering idiot crying because of my kids and life. Yeah. Yeah, it's good. It's fun. Dude, wait till you have kids. I made myself cry the other day. Oh, I love crying.
Starting point is 00:46:49 Speaking of almost crying, we got a new update. A new Costco guys update. That's right, baby. That's right. This is now just a Costco podcast. We now, we have a whole segment of the show just about the Costco guys. At the hot sauce event, they played the show just about the Costco guys at the hot sauce event
Starting point is 00:47:05 They played the song Over the over the speakers. I was like I was talking to someone and Like cuz there was our our fans were there and I was talking to someone and then I was like I can't believe this song is playing and they looked at me like what song is this and I was like I'm not even it was try to explain. They were just they're just it's just bring the boom Really? That's what yeah, the song was playing in the blue quick update He had a wrestling match on like a major pay-per-view I saw it unlike the opening for a major pay-per-view guy can go dude for a big justice
Starting point is 00:47:38 Spear the shit out of the dog shit out of QT Marshall up Marshall whatever QT QT QT T like cutie Sure, but I think I out of QT Marshall, Marshall, whatever. QT? QT, Q-T. You like QT? Sure, but I think, I don't think anyone's calling him QT. Yeah. And then fucking big power bomb from Big Boom AJ. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:56 Guy, and I just found out he broke his foot during the match and he finished the match with a broken foot. Wow. Guy's got it, dude. He's committed. Kinda crazy, right? Shout out. I'm just saying, And he finished the match with a broken foot Wow guys got it dude Committed kind of crazy right shout out. I just I'm just saying The fact that we haven't been invited to be in wrestling
Starting point is 00:48:18 What are you talking about just like dude? We could do it right Frank? I don't want to get powerbombed I would love to get powerbombed. Just learn how to take that bump. You know that'd be sick You want to get powerb bombed on national television? It'd be kind of cool. I mean, I'll get like fucking what's it called clothes lined people like us You know like you know do you ever see Steve Oh and Chris Pawnee's getting the dog shit beat out of them by Umaga Yeah, and like so Steve Oh told the story like later, and he was just like he was fucking me up He was very mad at us because we laughed at him After he we were supposed to be like selling that we were hurt yeah, but listen like he was fucking me up he was very mad at us because we laughed at him after he we were supposed to be like selling that we were hurt yeah but listen new
Starting point is 00:48:50 revamp new new San Diego studio stuff maybe go I've been pitching going to wrestling school for how long now ten years for a while right you're gonna tell me people don't want to see you and I get in the squared circle and wrestle a match it would be cool to pop up at like WrestleMania and just like interfere with a match real quick. I mean, that's too big for us. Yeah, yeah. They reserve that for like, you know,
Starting point is 00:49:13 Jason Kelsey and stuff. Rob Gronkowski. Did you see the dude yelling at Jason Kelsey, the adult autograph seeker, Frank? That video fired me up beyond belief because he eventually walked over and signed the autograph for me I Would have took in the thing and cut it in half and then gave it back to oh, yeah That guy's a fucking piece of shit, dude
Starting point is 00:49:35 And it's like apparently that's like a thing because like adult autograph seekers like they're not it's not for them They go to sell it of course a lot of wrestlers speak about this where like people will like show up to like the airport with just like a bullet like a big oak tag oak tags are back fire big oak tags of like 30 pictures and ask them to sign each of them and it's like you clearly are gonna sell these yeah you know but yeah I saw that the Kelsey one I was that that was crazy the guy was screaming at him and then all of a sudden he started saying like That some of his family members died or something and it's like what are you even saying here? Yeah, what does this have to do with anything?
Starting point is 00:50:16 I don't want to sit here and pick apart the legitimacy of it But like the way that that's this person cares about the legitimacy has nothing to do with what's going on But like he like stalked him and like it like yeah defense and shit like that, right? No, he was like you guys are following me like stop following me. It makes me feel weird listen I Really don't want to ever like that to ever happen to me and it's never happened And honestly, I also want to just say that we just had like a hot sauce event at Brooklyn Brewery and like a bunch of fans came and they were all incredibly nice and like our family and friends were there and they weren't
Starting point is 00:50:54 like weird towards them or anything because like your kids were there Greg's kid was there and is like you know nephew and shit and like there was no like whatever so but you hear horror stories about people being so strange With people's families, but everyone was like very respectful of that whole thing and it was cool But when I see shit like this with the jason kelsey thing where he's like, you're you're legitimately following me and then asked me and then like That it looked like that dude with climb defense and was like yelling shit at him and then saying shit about how his family died or whatever the fuck.
Starting point is 00:51:28 And I'm like, what is this? But he just had that thing happen where he spiked that kid's phone. So he's like, I have to go over. Now I have to be the nice person here. And it's the classic like millennial way of like trauma dumping in order to get people to feel bad for you.
Starting point is 00:51:41 So you give them exactly what you want. Is that a millennial thing? Yeah, dude. I mean, I don't know. Oh my God. You haven't seen like people like, it's like a thing that like millennials just like, they'll just tromp. They'll be like, hey, what's your name?
Starting point is 00:51:52 And they'll just be like, well, I have depression. Well, and it's like, you're fucking, you know, like, all right. But yeah, no, we were saying the same thing. Beck and I, we were like, because we were, you saw, we were chasing around the kids and like people were Very kindly giving us our space. There was one woman that I'm not I'll tell you about it offline But like same situation like stop fucking fall like people forget that this person is also just trying to be a normal person and live
Starting point is 00:52:18 A normal life. Yeah, like in what world do you think following someone and stalking them is going to it's's so weird. And it's not like, you know, you see movies where it's just like, Sir, I followed you for eight blocks so you could take my resume. And it's like, I like your moxie. Show up tomorrow at 8 a.m. That's not the real world, dude. Stop following people. But also like, I don't know, man. Like, and also I hate the thing of like the guy screaming
Starting point is 00:52:48 crazy shit at Jason Kelsey and being mad Disrespectful and then him coming over and now because he's signing it now you're apologizing or now you're you're like saying you want it Yeah, like bro, you don't get to be both people. Yeah, you know what I mean? You can't know the asshole on the fence They're you're not sorry that you did it You're sorry that you got like now you look like an idiot because you basically threw a fucking tantrum. It's crazy Oh my god. It's so wild and like that is so terrifying because More than anything I value that normalcy in my life. Yeah, yeah of like I'm cool with I'm definitely cool with people like recognizing me and saying,
Starting point is 00:53:25 hi. And if you want a picture, like that's totally fine. The second it, it becomes like people are following you or following you like in cars or they're like trying to find out like where you are details of your life and whatever. And it's like, bro, I don't know you. Like, I think I have to say, I think we have been very, very lucky. I think that I've never had an. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like I think I have to say I think we have been very very lucky I think that I've never had an issue with that same and I'll I will be honest if I start having an issue I'll start throwing fucking fists. Joey knows me like I will start calling people out if they're being assholes Yeah, I've never had that happen, which is fine. And I everyone that we've interacted with I feel like has been
Starting point is 00:54:04 Which is fine and I everyone that we've interacted with I feel like has been Super normal with the exception of a few but like that'll happen But nothing to the point where I felt like someone's stalking me or someone's like doing this and whatever or like trying Stalking my mother or something and like stop it like bro. You're crossing a crazy line here Yeah, well, I think it's because we are, in both times, the funniest people on the internet, the nicest people on the internet, we're very humble. Oh, well, yeah, you are. You are very humble. We are very humble.
Starting point is 00:54:33 Yeah, you are. So, you know, coming from the person that puts his name on everything. If we had to name the podcast today, what would we name it? I can't think of a more perfect name than the basement yard. I really can't. I didn't even come up with it either. Once your shoulder goes up, I know it's a bad idea. Maybe you could just save that one. Just two lifelong buddies talking.
Starting point is 00:54:58 Two lifelong buddies talking? Two lifelong buddies talking. The lifelong boys. See, that's the worst part about this podcast too, is like one, even if this, like you can't explain this show to anybody. Ah, ah, nobody. We don't make it easy for the people who watch too
Starting point is 00:55:12 to be like, oh, you like, Yeah. You have any recommendations? We know, we thank you for trying. We know what we've, the hand that we have dealt. I imagine people be like, you have any recommendations for podcasts? And it's like, oh, go listen to the basement.
Starting point is 00:55:23 And it's like, oh, what's it about? It's like, you got me. You know what? I have no idea. I have any recommendations for podcasts and it's like oh go listen to the basement It's like oh, what's it about? It's like you got me. You know, I have no idea I have no idea what it's about It's that thing where like you watch something that's just so crazy and you don't know how to describe it So you're just like it's you know, honestly, it might not be for you, you know, yeah, it's like it's just it's so out there Do you think we have one of those shows where it's like I? Want to recommend this but I don't think that I I'll be honest. I think I Would love to see what when people do recommend our show what episodes they say?
Starting point is 00:55:52 Yeah to like start off with because there are some that are pretty standard and then there are others that are so fucking unhinged Yeah, like we had a whole episode just talking corn and not like, you know, like, yeah, you know the Corn the good corn or the bad corn corn I guess it depends what she's like it depends on what side you sit I would say the bad corn others would say the good but you know what I'm saying like yeah so I wonder like at any time up any time someone like that I meet that doesn't know when they ask me about first of all I don't like saying what I do because I feel like immediately people are judgmental. Do you lie? I don't lie.
Starting point is 00:56:26 I'm very, oh, I say, oh, I'm in the entertainment world. Frank, that's a, you're inviting a question. No, I'm not. I don't think I'm inviting it. Really? And then most people- Are you an actor? Most people just say like, okay.
Starting point is 00:56:38 Cool. Wow. Others will be like, oh, like what? And then I'm just like, oh, like podcasting. Like, okay, sometimes it stops there. There are the 1% that's they get what's the show about? What what is it? What's it called? And then I always have to say like it's it might not be I don't know what your taste is Yeah, you know Yeah, yeah, I don't even remember what I say I kind of change it up every time and then there are the other people that are just like I don't you remember what I say. I kind of change it up every time. And then there are the other people that are just like,
Starting point is 00:57:06 I don't, you're not my thing. I don't find you funny. Yeah. But like so and so does. Cool, dude. I'm really cool. Thanks for that. I don't really respect you.
Starting point is 00:57:16 Yeah. But someone does and good for you. There was a story recently that I told you because I told you when it happened of someone coming up to me and just being like I don't like your show. I don't get it. Yeah, but like Cool for you guys, I guess and I was like, okay. Thank you. Yeah. Hey, what is this? Yeah, and then they were like, I don't like mainstream stuff. That's why I like Tim Dillon and I was just like hey brother
Starting point is 00:57:44 Tim Dillon and I was just like hey brother Tim Dillon's massive. Massive. What are we talking about? One of the biggest podcasts on the planet. I would say but yeah I guess I guess that's all for this week's episode of the basement yard we appreciate all you guys yeah or that's all for this week's episode of two lifelong buds talking and hanging right and thank God I named the show before you guys because that would have taken all day Yeah, that wouldn't have been good But you guys could find me at f-alvers 8085 on Twitter the Frank Alvarez and all other forms of social media And then the patreon patreon.com slash the basement yard join give the gift of patreon. It's the holiday season
Starting point is 00:58:18 The eight days of Halloween are coming up. So maybe you know Give it out to somebody there. And yeah, thank you guys yeah, you guys can go follow me at Joe Sandigo. I'll go follow the show at the Basement Yard on TikTok and Instagram, and that is all. See you guys next time. Cut!

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