The Basement Yard - #486 - The French Made Me But It

Episode Date: January 20, 2025

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choice I'm going the panties from the granny all the time they look comfy um but they make you look like you're crapped you know I don't care if anyone thinks it looked like I crapped it cares if I actually crap I mean I care about that as well but you know who's looking at you your ass is garbage as it is don't even you're you always talk just poop about my butt he's always talking poop about my butt. He's always talking poop about my butt. Honestly, Joey, you get to sit there on your throne and your fat butt and then you're going to make fun of the less fortunate. It's not that you're less fortunate, it's just that you were born with less. I'm a street rat when it comes to ass.

You're a street rat of ass. I'm Aladdin street rat when it comes to a street rat of ass. I'm Aladdin of ass You are honestly that sounds pretty cool. You're you're like the you're at you're like the Quasimodo of ass That's what you are. But was he homeless? He'll know well technically he lived in a bell tower. I live in the church. He lived in Notre Dame, but the top of the church Wait, he's French Quasimodo's French Quasimodo. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That just sounds like four motorbikes. Quasimodo. Yeah, no, I honestly didn't think that he was French, bro. Imagine looking like that and then also being French. And sound, and you know what I'm saying? Yeah, like. That's a lot of things at once. That's a lot of things going on at once.

Because, you know, like, the French, to me at at least the French dialect is a little tough on the ears like it could be it's a little like kind of oily yeah but slippery it's slippery exactly yeah it's like all the words are like coming out before they're ready yeah you know they're under baked everything comes out the oven too soft they a little too soft and mushy yeah but I don't remember where I was but I am gonna remember back to the fact. I'm sorry. No you acknowledge rightfully so that your ass is not your best feature. Well if we're doing a comparison. But you got a great face. Thanks. Other people need ass you got face. Your face is your ass. You know? My face is your ass. You know My face is my ass people see people walking by they go damn like that's a butt So you're saying my people's your face is a good my face is my big tits. Yes, okay?

Yeah, exactly you have big tits, but they're just on your cheeks on my face. Yeah, and you're what's your big tits my ass Your ass my ass is my tits. Yeah, my tits are kind of also tits right now What does that mean? I need to get a little bit more back in the game. I would also say that my humor is my tits. You've got big humor tits. I have a good personality. Yeah.

Which is, for me, lights up a room. That's a room a little bit more lighter upper. Yeah. There's an easy way to say that. So, back to what we were saying, you, your ass is not, you know, like you know what your strengths are. I do.

But, a little bit of leg workouts. You've also, you have a bum knee, you know, like you said that your ankle was hurting you a couple months ago. Like, if you just start doing some like lower body workouts, your ass can be your tits, you know what I mean? I gotta start doing whatever the models on Instagram are doing. So back to what I was saying, start off my morning with Monday Night Raw, and then, you

know, there wasn't a new episode of like Creature Commandos, so I would go and I watched the Digimon Adventure on- Can you explain what that is? Is that an adult show? Yeah, yeah actually it is. What is it? It's the first entry created by James Gunn and the new version of the DCU. It's Creature Commandos. It's an animated show on Macs. What are your kids watching? Like in the bedroom with Becca? Because you're in the other room watching Creature Commandos.

Creature Commandos. They can't watch that, there's a lot of blood and stuff. Creature Commandos and Digimon. Digimon, Monday Night Raw. They're watching classic kid shows, Bluey. Right. You know. Does Becca, does anyone in this house watch anything that's above, you know. Becca and I started watching a show a movie called night bitch

Night bitch. Yeah, is that about a What is that about? Well, it's in the name bitch Jesus Christ Joey. Oh a night with a K. No night Bitch as in I assume it's not about a dog. Yeah, it kind of is it's about Amy Adams is a stay-at-home mom and slowly feels her mental health kind of You know escaping her and envisions herself be turning into a dog at night Night bitch. Mm-hmm. That sounds like we made up the name for that

Yo, we can get away with saying bitch yeah, cuz it's a dog Yeah It's like yo we can get away with saying bitch because it's a dog. Yeah back when like just putting two cool words together was cool you know what I mean? mm-hmm. Fuck suck. You did that a lot. Yeah well. Also by the way I just wanted to say on the way here I saw a fantastic piece of graffiti. That was probably the whitest I've ever been in my life. A fantastic piece of graffiti. I'm fine. What a piece of shit you are dude. First of all, a single graffiti is a graffito, by the way.

Is that true? I think so. Frank, you don't get to do those sentences back to back. Like one stick of spaghetti is spaghetto. I heard that. Yeah. So like, what's the reason for that? No one's ever gonna eat a spaghetti I mean if you you would you take one spaghetti and you just spaghetti it up

Do you think we can break the world record for the longest spaghetti? What is it now we have to look up what the longest spaghetti world record is you you you own Frank back in action You asked the question world Frank. I'm asking the universe and earth I'm not asking you to find out I'm gonna find out world longest spaghetti is Whoa is it long world's longest noodle Was created by an Asian company in China and yeah damn it October 2017 Took them 17 hours to roll out the

single noodle by hand and it was 10,000 feet which is about 3,000 meters so about two miles forget it a little under I'm not doing that I was hoping it was like 10 feet yeah but we can start you know how like Guinness they have their world record stuff mm-hmm we can do a standing out of studio world record book. But it wouldn't be the world. But it's our world, baby. Wait, is Guinness world records like Guinness drinks? Beers?

I don't know. I'm going to say I don't know, but I because I don't know. Dude, I watched you have to actively not say something definitive that you don't know the answer to. You were like, I don't know. Yeah, that was, oh, I didn't even, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do we trust a beer company to like, yeah, that's it.

I mean, they're best in the world. Let's be honest. They're probably around, like involved in some capacity when these crazy like challenges are being done. Yeah. No one's doing it sober, you know? They've had a couple Guinness, Gino, by the way. I'm done with this.

Gino. But, I saw, like, a thing of graffiti I was driving by and it said on a, it was spray-painted on just, like, scaffolding and it said, Pierce T was spray painted on just like scaffolding and it said Pierce titties taste like house keys god that's crazy that is crazy that is not inaccurate though I can with confidence say I have never met my mouth to a railroaded tit What does that mean Railroaded you know what I mean like that. I don't like you know a lot of metal that goes into building railroads Yeah, I've only come across You know, a lot of metal that goes into building railroads. Yeah.

I've only come across... Three. Two? Like, individuals or like a set and then an additional one. Like a one and a half type situation? I'm talking about sets. So three sets you've come across? Two?

Two sets is still a lot. How is that a lot? I feel like, who got their nipples pierced nowadays? A bunch of people when we're like 1920 I had a an ex-girlfriend's best friend get it done and Like her and the girl that was her friend my my then at the time girlfriend showed up And she was just like she got it done. Do you want to see and I was like no And she's like no, it's okay, I said that you could see it and I was like, thank. She was like. And she's like, no, it's okay. I said that you could see it.

And I was like, thank you owner of my eyes. I don't want to see this severely inflamed nipple. Oh, so you wanted to wait until the swelling went down. I didn't want to see it at any point in time. Cause I didn't want to see this girl's nipples. Right. And did they do it anyway? You know, I can't remember if they just kind of showed me,

but I've heard that like- It was against your will. Probably, if it happened. No, if it happened definitely was against my will. Right. I've heard that to get a nipple piercing, they need to like take a chunk of your nipple out. Well, I mean, if they're making a hole in your nipple,

that hole has to go somewhere. Well, no, because- There's gotta be donut holes of nipples all over the earth. You ever think about that? There's a little bit of nipple in everything in in not in everything. I mean we are all We are all you know We bend our knee to the nipple in society at one point in time. We most likely sucked from a nipple Well, yeah provided life nourishment, right? nipples

It is weird. It's a different color in night bitch. She gets eight nipples So she is becoming a dog spoiler. She's gets eight now. We didn't finish the movie all eight nipples We didn't finish the movie because we fell asleep. We did get to a point where you saw six of the eight nipples We didn't she wasn't fully she wasn't fully nippled out. Right. She had some time. Yeah, she had a bra on, Miss Adams. She had three bras on?

She had a bra on and then like you see the other nipples. Did they look like dog nipples or they look like woman nipples? I mean... That's a great question, honestly. You were asleep. No, no, no. I'm just thinking like do dog do dog nipples and woman nipples they look different they do but like dogs don't have areolas

they just have like a little spike like a bit you know this is a conversation we're having we should get because we have our buddy Hank Green who helps us with any science questions that we have I don't think that he specializes we need to get a like a like an animal person and Hear me out an animal person an animal person. We have talked a lot Last year about celebrity endorsements for the show if you remember Ryan Reynolds Taylor Swift They were in the running, you know, there was a lot going on They've since bowed out right respectfully. Mm-hmm Robert Irwin

There might be oh there might be an opportunity for you here bud. Get him in here bring a croc in here Do you need it now? He doesn't need to come in here. He can just kind of like BR boost his social media. He's got to come in here. You got a croc Have we talked shit about his dad? Hope not. I would never talk shit about Steve Wyrman. Okay, alright, I just wanna make sure. You may have talked shit about him. Not outwardly. I feel like you were inwardly and I heard it the hell out of you. No, I wouldn't. I don't think so. No, I love Steve Wyrman, dude. It's on site for all the stingrays. I really don't fuck with them anymore. I touched a stingray once and there was a part of me that was just like I'm on her to fucking swing at it

I touched a stingray. It was before they did that shit. That was a long time ago, brother. That was like I was mad young I went to it might have been a school trip where you like touch him Oh also didn't like it. I was like I don't need to touch this shit There's so many other animals. I would rather touch in the zoo than a fucking stingray. Fuck that shit. Give me three Lion, that's a that's a good one. But scary anything with the zoo than a fucking stingray fuck that shit give me three lion that's a that's a good one but scary anything with fur honestly okay a fucking stingray okay all right I'll kind of go bro I fuck with goats those are fucking hilarious dude me and goats we go way back I love goats alpacas dude those are people in suits those aren't animals they have alpaca

farms in Jersey I've been to a couple I've been to an alpaca farm they're they're cool they are there are bigger animals than you think though. They're they look like they are weak They're not they're wrong recently. I went to one. It's like an open farm was in Canada alpacas big fucking sheep and The ghosts were ramming my legs. Oh you were getting rammed in the legs. They were yeah, they were ramming me You're getting rammed There was one old one that had a weird hump and I was like this shit is fucked out of way But he fucked with me. I was like a lot of sheep

It was following me around and I was like I fuck with this guy and I was like, you know Anybody tries to ram him if you're gonna have to go through me. Oh, so no one's ramming that sheep with the weird You yeah, and then there was a little jungle gym and there was a sheep another sheep a goat that like climbed the slide and was just laying in it Goats love to climb dude. That's where if you saw the video on my Instagram of the big-ass pig that pissed Yeah, it's in pig. What was her name her name was like Darcy or some shit there you go You know the name of like a woman who yells. I love that Alice it was Alice. I know what Alice that yelled a lot, too. That's crazy. That's what I'm saying. She was Irish I knew I

Love when goats like run and jump off something and like do that like the back leg kick cuz they're so excited Yeah, they're like yes, bro Also these goats would like get up on their hind legs and then go like this like and then hit like that Oh, and I was like, this is so awesome. I will say the goats goats have better Like designed heads the fact that they have those horns that someone could just grab and have full control of them I mean, they're not they're fighting other goats dude. They're not fighting things with hands. They're gonna fight monkeys evolve evolve And the monkeys evolved to fight other animals my guys doggy dog out There what did Charles Durwin say it's it's all a survival of the fittest Darwin not Darwin. Yeah

Yo, also there was ponies Not as soft as I wanted them to be yes, I gotta say horses beautiful soft Velvety love them many ponies though. They're like the white man with dreads. You know what I mean like they're just like You're almost there. You know yeah, come on I wish ponies were I We need to like shampoo them differently or something. I don't know yeah, they're just so coarse. I agree. I agree, and I don't lost a sheep

They're just so coarse. I agree. I agree. And I don't like that. Also sheep? Wool is kind of disgusting. I like wool. I like it when we've processed it. Oh, and wear it. But while it's on the sheep.

Where you take it and call it manifest destiny and then just claim it as yours. Well, no, you have to do that. That's good for them. Well, you shear them. You don't need it. You can give it to somebody else. Do you know if you don't shear a sheep,

it will just die? I know, it's very sad. That's so sad. I will say one of my favorite holes that I've ever went down on Tik Tok where like the sheep shearing people that are just like, it's like an old Irish guy and he's like, dish one hasn't had his shear in quite some time and we're going to help them feel right at home. You know, and I'm just like, yeah, bro. There was a guy used to see on Tik Tok who was like, I think Irish also, but he had one of those little driver hats.

I love those. And he like would restore old sword. Wood! No? No. It's like a guy, he has like, he's like, this is an old hammer from my paw. My paw!

And he'd be in a shed. He's in a shed, he's like, this is an old hammer from my paw. It's made of teak wood and red open tarpon wood or something and like and I'm just like yeah, and he like breaks it out And he's just like fucking like he's like fucking doing. Yeah, dude. I'm scrubbing it. I'm like yo It's becoming like a good hammer now. Yeah, I love that. I love that I also love the people that find like old rusted axes, bro, and they put them in that electric vat What the fuck is that? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know, but I like it and then you see all the dirty rust come off

Yeah In it dude when people take jewelry and they just put it in that water and also does comes off it I'm like, what is that electrified water? It's like a chemical. Yes It's so I thought there was like a vibration thing There is a vibration thing also, but I think that they probably, it's a specific chemical, cause the color is not like, it's like a light blue sometimes, like bluish green. You know, I will say this.

If you want to get me in to like any like working with your hands, like area of like social media and TikTok, the person that does it needs to be Irish. Oh my gosh. Because if they're just like, hey, I'm going to restore this ax. Like, ew, whitey, get out be Irish. Oh my god, because if they're just like hey I'm gonna restore this axe like ill whitey get out of here. I hate that shit, dude But if they're like alright today, we found this beautiful and I was like, yeah

Yeah, and I was talking about yeah, I hate I hate when Americans try to restore stuff Yeah, stop and or when they just try to just full-on take stuff and say it's ours now. Yeah, yeah like Canada, right? They're doing that like are we taking Greenland and and like I want to take the Panama Canal of America Gulf of America Canada everything we were worried about is coming true right I'd go to Greenland though I heard so like 20% in habitable not that I would live there but like I'd go to Greenland though Heard so like 20% in habitable not that I would live there, but like I'd go look at it See it's like Let's get out of there fly low so I could see it and then come home. Yeah

I don't even know if I care that much But I'll tell you Greenland. I never think about that country. I'll tell you this though Greenland I never think about that country. I'll tell you this though Care Canada might be there you know rumors that might be the 51st state right which would be cool because if we opened up those Borders, maybe the moose can walk around a little more. Maybe we'd see some more that'd be cool. Hold on first of all Maybe maybe let them have their things over there, you know They voted they want to do it that's on on them listen I'm just saying if the borders open One of yours is the moose so the first perk you can think of moose is the

Hold on first perk you can think of is the exchange of moose No exchange. We're just going to take the moose not take I don't want to take the moose. I want the moose to know that they have more places to go I don't they can walk down first of all unless I'm mistaken I believe the northern part of the United States also has moose. Yeah, they do. I've seen one. Okay in Colorado, but I'm saying like We we should have more not that we should but I would like more So you think instead of like doing our best to protect the ones that we have and maybe encourage them to breed and create More here you want to just full-on

Take how do you other urge a moose to breathe saying that Canadian moose are better than American moose I'm saying if there was a war we probably lose that really big a moose war. Yeah Well, they have way more me stand us me so I don? I don't think, I think you're wrong there. Moose geese, moose meese. M-m-mouse. It's moose. It's just moose? I believe, yeah. More moose is singular and plural? Like fish. No. Yeah. No, cuz fish, when there's more than one, there's fishes. Wrong. It's a school of fish? Yeah. Which is one of my biggest fears Honestly being in the water and a school of fish just kind of like swims through you I'd fucking flip Hmm, although I would enjoy you ever see when fish and they whip and they're like fucking like Voldemort Dumbledore, I don't know you're talking about I'm talking about being in the water and there's like a tornado of fish and they're like swimming around

You but but you could see the war like the the surface of the water and it's like Oh, sorry, my fish. I would love to be in that nah fuck that I would really like I like when like they'll like swim really fast in like a school and then they'll like Kind of like make a quick. Yeah, they turn really fast like like fucking Dumbledore when he's doing the you know when there's like yeah Yeah, you know you know do, fish are really cool. Back to what I was saying about the whole Canada. Back is like, well, I don't know how far back we're going at this point.

Canada's becoming a state? Yeah, well. Yeah. But like, they should figure that out. Their prime minister stepped down. Now's the time. I guess. Did you see, did they have one? Did you see Elon Musk's response to Justin Trudeau I

fucking hate that guy I fucking hate Elon Musk dude he's just annoying girl you're not in charge of yeah it's like bro why are you trying to talk and mean shut that I think that's the thing cuz listen we're not gonna parse through you know the dealings of Elon Musk But he's dweeb the fact that he just like fully talks on the internet in the form of meme Oh, that is a red flag drives me crazy It's not like the worst person in the world does that you know what I mean like everyone knows someone that only responds on like Facebook with like a

Minion gift you know No, you know what I know what I'm trying to say. You know what I fucking hate? When people respond with stickers. You ever see those stickers that kind of move? No. I don't even know how to even describe it. Are you just referencing a med? Doesn't a med do that?

No, well you're thinking of the ones that look like you. Oh, okay. Bitmoji? Bitmoji, yeah. Mm-hmm. Which that is a cool Pokemon name, Bitmoji. That sounds like something. Absolutely not. I can name literally a hundred cooler Pokemon names

than Bitmoji. Well, I'm just saying like a one that doesn't exist yet. No. Come up with a Pokemon name, go. Scissor Shart. Yeah, see, I mean, you see what I'm, you see what's happening? Scissor shart yeah, see I mean You see what you see what's happening scissor shart This kid watches Digimon every single morning, and he can't come up with a name better than scissor shart

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No, I think they speak French I think they're Dutch over there I think I'm pretty sure they're mostly French or Swiss a language. I don't Think I think it's like a mix of languages play. I think it's like German and French play up that you're a dumb American play up Frank this show yeah, watch it for five minutes. You'll know but I wanted to get a nice ski jacket Oh, that's right. you're skiing out there. Going to go ski. Are you worried that you're gonna fall and get hurt?

So the last three times that I've went skiing, I haven't fell at all. I don't really send it. So you're due. I'm due. Someone dropped fucking change upstairs? Yeah, what was that? It sounded like hard macaroni just got spilled. We had it with change.

Just watch your smile fade away. We had it with change. I know. You had to try to one-up me with hard macaroni. I don't even know what that means. Yeah. So I went to this store. It's a French store.

It's a brand that makes Fousalp. I don't know how to pronounce it. What is that? It's like Was that what? What is going on? What is it called? Fuss out? Is this like a is this like a clothing brand? It's a brand. Oh, they make like ski shit, okay how to pronounce He's looking at that. Yeah Dad I put

Is there like little dots over the letters and stuff like that? Is there a fjord in there somewhere? Or am I completely off on the country? What's a fjord? F, the J that has the two dots on it, I think it's called a umlauts. That sounds German.

You're wrong, I'm also choking this mic down. Do you see this? I don't know how to pronounce it. We're done, yeah. But regardless, I went there and there was no one else in the store. Right, it was just me and the two sales associates and they double teamed me basically.

After getting rammed by the goat earlier, now you're getting double teamed by the French. Well these were months apart. I got a break in between, but then I walked into this place. You had to get, you had to take a break. I had to heal up. You had to heal. But I walked into this place. You had to get, you had to take a break. I had to heal up. You had to heal.

But I went into this place, and immediately, and I, dude, what was the guy wearing? It was a guy and a girl, but what was the guy wearing? Beret. No, so not that French. What was he wearing as a shirt? A jacket, a sweater vest. No, he was wearing a black turtleneck. Okay, that's that's exactly what I would expect and he's very like this. Oh, you know what I mean?

Okay, like just like did he look like he below like belonged to like an art exhibit. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, did he please tell me he had a like a mustache. You know what he I don't think he did But he don't he looks like you ever see in Italian restaurants on the This is very niche but in Italian restaurants like on the art on the wall when they draw waiters and they have very like Triangular thin legs. It's like it's like the shoulders and they come down. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah exactly like that this guy And I understood understood no you didn't but you understood And I understood, I understood. No you didn't, but you understood. Stirred.

About like 30% of what he was saying, but you know, I got through. Oh, he was like, French. French is cheap. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the woman there was, I believe American, but he was mostly helping me. And not cheap.

I'll say that. Okay, figured. Yeah. You're not going, you're not getting out of bed for anything That's not gonna cost a car payment. I Know Joey, okay The only reason why I went to the store because I wanted I wanted to get a good one and I was like looking On where was the store? Madison

in Manhattan, okay, all right, uh Madison, Wisconsin You said Madison and I Madison Avenue, I mean. So I went and I go and I'm like, oh I'm just looking for a jacket and the guy's like, oh you'll have a ski trip? And I was like, I can't do the accent.

You can't do it at all? No, you do it. You have a ski trip. That's good. Yaho. Yeah, well. I lost it at the end. And I was like, yeah, I'm going to Switzerland. And then he was like, oh He was like horny by that right? Well, I mean it How horny? Okay. All right. Go ahead. Yeah, I think that he was horny And then I saw like a couple of jackets that I'm like, oh, I really like this one. It was like this red jacket. So I

Have it on. Mm- on, right? And I was like, yeah, I think this one, like I'll take this one. And he's like, all right, cool. Like, did it have like the suspenders on the inside that ski jackets have? No, it didn't have that. Ah, then it sucks.

Well, I bought it because I was like, I can wear this also. Like there were a couple other colors. Like there was like a crazy green one that I was like, all right, if I buy this though, I'm never gonna wear like this bright green jacket. I would you know me right Okay, um and And as I'm handing him well first

I have the jacket on and I'm getting like kind of bullied into getting something else go ahead you bullied into getting something else. Go ahead. You... like yelled at me for not telling in a bridge version of watching Digimon. And you're talking- you're walking me through trying on a jacket. Right, right, no. I tried on the jacket. That's the extent of that. And now I'm being bullied into buying other shit though and I'm scared. Oh, they did the classic sales associate thing where it was like-

They were good. You know what would go great with that? Yes. A new, like, Lamborghini. Do you have a mid-layer? Or I don't know what that is. Oh, it's the layer in the mid It's the middle layer. I figured that but I don't know what it looks like and I was like, what is that? And he's like, oh you got a you know, we have we have these we have these in this color I was like fuck so I was like, oh this looks nice and

I get it and this is when I knew I was in trouble because I already said Yes, the jacket. Yeah handed them the jacket. You didn't even see the price of the jacket. I didn't okay Here's the problem and I go I grabbed the mid layer and it's just like it's nice It's like a quarter zip and I'm like cool and I am like, oh, this is cool I'll try it on and I tried it on it looked good So I was like, alright cool as I take it off and I'm giving back to the guy I saw it as it said two hundred and eighty dollars. I was like for the mid layer. Yep Okay, and I was like, all right, cool. As I take it off and I'm giving back to the guy, I saw it, it said $280. I was like, For the mid layer?

Yep. Okay. And I was like, oh. And you just felt it like, once it went, you knew you were locked in. I was like, this isn't the place, if there was more people in the store, then I could be like, all right, bro,

maybe not the mid layer. How much was the jacket? Well, if the mid layer Was $285 Uh It was $285 With tags, now we're jacking up to $3 I'm saying the jacket's at least a grand Yeah it was

I think it was like $1600 Holy shit I'm letting you know right now If I didn't know you I would fucking rob you blind. Yo, the salesman can get me. I'm not good. You know what though? I get bullied by sales associates too. I'm bad.

Because in my head, I automatically think, even if I know none of the inner workings of whatever establishment I'm in, I convince myself like, if I don't buy from this person, they're not gonna get commission and then they're not going to feed their families. I'm not even thinking about commission. Or like even like there were stores I've been to where I go to the front because there are some stores that'll be like,

oh, tell them that Michael helped you out or tell them that Susie helped you out. Then there are other stores I'll go to and I'll be like, oh my God, I don't remember who helped me. It's, and I'm sitting there waiting to check out, like looking for the person. And then it's like, that, cause I feel bad,

but yeah, I get bullied by sales associates too. Well, I just felt like I was like, I had nowhere to go. There was two of them. They're both saying like, oh, it looks so good. You look great. You need this. Do you need any socks? And I was like, bro, I just saw 280. The socks are probably 80.

I'm not paying $80 for a pair of socks. I I'll be honest with you though. You were already. I were already almost 2,000 in the hole you might as well have commit they sure Fuck them they should have fucking thrown some free socks in there for you. They gave me a free bag That doesn't help you I love when companies do that They're gonna be like you know what bro there's a company A free bag Where am I gonna wear it on the way out instead

This is so funny that you brought this up Because this just happened to me the other day There's a company that I was looking at That sells watches and it was like If you spend If your order total before Taxes over this amount You get a free item and I was like if you spend, if your order total before taxes over this amount you get a free item and I was like oh cool what could the free item be?

Some people will do something to do with the item, like shoes it will be like we will throw in a free shoe cleaning kit or we will fucking throw in, bro it was like if you spend over $400 or whatever it was you get a free Bluetooth speaker And it's like why the fuck I thought it was gonna be like hand sanitizer I mean the same shit. I know so unrelated to it same thing with you bag bag bag Bro bag that but like bag bags, but like a bag or like a fucking bag I haven't even taken out of the other bag that they gave me so you they put they put a bag in a bag. It's probably like a bag like that, like a reusable shopping bag. I figured it would be like a tote or something.

They wouldn't give away a tote for free because their totes are probably like six grand. No, no. Oh, I don't know. But they even said it might be itemized so if you see that just know that it's free. And blah blah blah. And I was like, okay. At that point, I was like, at that point, I was like, you've already taken me for a ride. Basically $2,000. You got rammed by the goat.

And then robbed. Then you got double teamed by the sales associate that were riding you all the way to the bank. Yeah, ram, rammed, ridden and robbed. They got me, bro. And I was scared. I was like, I need to get out of here, bro At least they did the woman did open the door for me on the way out. I

Would fucking hope so. It's like I was like I went and bought uh, I went and bought what's it called? Jewelry for Becca and the girls and when we were in LA I went and bought jewelry for Becca and the girls and So they were like do you want a bottle of sparkling water? And I thought to myself like, no, I don't wanna, but then I thought like, that's the least they could fucking do for me. Just give me a single bottle of sparkling water. That would be like,

how about a huge bottle of sparkling per second? Yeah, how about a fucking lifetime supply? So I can have liquid courage enough to spend this money. Yeah. That'd be nice. Well, there are places that will do that. Like they'll be I remember when I went and you know, for Radio City, I bought myself a watch and in there like there was someone there that was like popping champagne with one of the like sales associates there and like they do that shit. Dude, that's never happened to me. Yeah, it should have. I've never been in a store where they're like, oh, you're buying something expensive.

Let's sit down and have champagne. They've offered it to me, but I've kindly declined. But I'm taking, I'm taking, I'll be like, yo, you guys have silverware or something I could leave with too? Well, I have to drive a lot of the places I go. Like you live close enough to stuff that you can just hop on a train or an Uber, but like, it's just the principle of like, I pour it, I won't drink it, but you've wasted it, fuck you. Yeah, exactly, yeah.

And it's always like a nice bottle too. They're not doing like, you know, like a bottle of Cooks. And like, when I really think about it, I know that the salesmen aren't in charge of the prices and they're not the ones robbing me, but I choose not to think about that in the moment and I blame them. I go, yo, you, Mr. Whoever.

Here's the thing, every problem in the world needs a face, needs someone to take the fall for it. You know, anytime I get angry about big billionaires, you, I scream at you. Right, right. You know, and I understand. And how many times have you screamed at me for the immigration problems in the world?

Zero, Frank. Are you sure? Jesus Christ, no, no the world. Zero, Frank. Are you sure? Jesus Christ. No, no, no. Yeah, never. But no, yeah. And they are safe. Bro, I'm serious when I say this. Working at Target softened me up with retail workers.

Yeah. Oh my God. And no matter the layer, the level of like, I'm not going to sit here and give fucking like, you know, classes for retail workers, but like, anytime you see someone that works retail, be the nicest person possible, or even just customer service.

Because in that moment, they are probably thinking about the time they just got reamed out for something from some other piece of shit. I got a text this morning to from the people from from what wait? What was the sales associates name? French one Claudia Claudia. That's the one who texted me. Oh It could have a Claudia Gerard. I don't remember the dude's name It's like oh thanks for stopping in the only name have fun on, uh. It's like, oh, thanks for stopping in.

Have fun on your trip. And I'm like, okay, this is some cool customer service. I was gonna say, I'll be honest, I'm a sucker for stuff like that. Yeah. Where they like follow up. Give it a week. What is that?

Did your jacket rip? You probably need a new one. Yeah, but you know, they, I will say my experience with customer service has been mostly positive, but there are people that don't get that. You see the woman that fist fought a Chipotle, like someone had a Chipotle?

Did you see that shit? That's such an insane sentence. There was a woman at- What could possibly happen in a fast food restaurant that would cause you to fight an employee? When people are really into their food. It's insane. One of my favorite videos that I've ever seen,

and I know you know this video, is like someone, I don't remember what fast food chain it was, it might've been Popeyes, but they went to a Popeyes and there was a girl behind the counter, she's like, can I help you today? And the guy was just like, I heard that you gave your number to my boyfriend. And then she's like, the counter, she's like, can I help you today? And the guy was just like, I heard that you gave your number to my boyfriend.

And then she's like, and then the person's like, don't you ever do that. Get it? And then they're like, all the workers come out behind. And she's like, I'm gonna tell you something right now. You come in here, you say good morning. Yeah. And she's like, damn dude.

And she's like, no one's giving you your boyfriend number. And the person was just like, Anita Anita and she's like, ho ho ho You know like you've never seen that video damn. I'm not doing it any service like any justice, but like Damn, I people people get can you imagine you're gonna go in there like you hype yourself up to be like, yeah I'm gonna go scream at this bitch and you walk in there and then the Popeyes Avengers come out and you're like fuck Yeah, you're like, what am I gonna do? You'd be like shit I'm about to get fucked up

But not only is my boyfriend getting a number from a random girl, but I'm gonna get my ass whipped by her The Popeyes Avengers is the funniest way they just like pop out That's the Avengers theme done by Alan Silvestri cool is that in your little commando underpants What is it called condom condom was it commando what the fuck is this I'm letting you lizard I am letting you fall flat on your face it's commando crocodile commando sure no it's not bitch creature commando creatures that's in the DC the Avengers in the Marvel although there's a little bit of crossover because the in the DC. The Avengers is in the Marvel. Although there's a little bit of crossover because all the DC right now is being run by James Gunn and Peter Safran. We do have sponsors for this episode.

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Although the spring festival, which I don't want to say. Wait, tea does that? Of course, baby. A lot of the most expensive and sought after green teas are the first flush of green teas from the new spring season. But you need to have the right, you need to know the right people. Can you make a tea plant?

This is dumb. Of course you can. Yeah, of course you can, but. Why don't you do that? You can, but it all depends on like, they thrive better in certain environments. And like, if you're putting it in just a giant pot, it might not yield the best results.

Because as you know, the terroir, terroir, what do you call it? There it is. That's how I say it. But you know, it all depends on the environment around it. And you know, a lot of times the soil and the area that the tea plants are in are really going to produce a really good yield, depending on what type of... Boy, I'm glad that's over with. We have to... I'm glad that's over with we have

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Okay, hims.com slash basement. Well, finally, Jesus, Christmas day. Listen, babe, I've said we have spoken about this a lot lately because of the support and love that we've gotten from so many incredible people. We have a new studio that we're getting ready to go into. The lights are being put in, the sets are being built, but I have asked you several times

and it's still not gotten a straight answer what the budget is for the tea station that I will build. Right. What's the station, when you say station? Electric kettle, some tea equipment, some cups. Equipment. Yeah, cups. What's equipment?

Cups. Cups, but like not cups, like tea cups. Tea cups. Tea's equipment? Cups? Cup. But like not cups. Like teacups. Teacups. Teacups. Yeah. A pitcher. Something to brew in. And then an assortment of teas. Let me ask you something. No. You're the tea guy. Yes I am. One of them. There's a lot of- You got a couple bucks in your pocket. You can't buy some teacups? Oh, of course. I have a beautiful collection of teacups. So then? Donate. I have a beautiful collection of teacups that I use quite a... But listen, I'm not saying, you know, write it off as a business expense for the new studio.

You do that! I'm not saying... But first of all, tea as a hobby is a not expensive hobby. You can get into some ridiculously expensive stuff, but like, you can get good teacups for not that much. Frank, I just lost my whole net worth on a ski jacket. I can't afford to buy teacups right now. What if I have a French man come in here and basically Please don't do that sales associate. The French will upsell me everything and I'll

buy it. Well, oh man. Really afraid to be embarrassed. By the way, Paris, yeah. Paris, brother, you're going to Switzerland, which you and I know one of your hobbies and appreciations is the world of watches. I really don't think there will be a watch store where I am. It's like a ski town. Okay, I can almost guarantee- There might be. That there's going to be something. I'm not doing that. I can almost also guarantee that you're gonna get this fucking itch,

because you're in the land, like you're gonna feel, you're gonna like put your hand on the ground and feel it ticking away like a tourbillon or something like that. No longer know what you mean. What are you talking about? Switzerland is the land of watches. Oh yeah, no. You know, you're gonna feel,

you're gonna feel that the second hand move as you put your hand to the ground and you touch the floor. Cause you gotta touch the walls out there bitch. Also the Swiss Frank is like better than the dollar I believe. Oh, so like the Frank the I'd be getting I'd be getting rammed again rammed and robbed I mean if you're going to Switzerland is are you if you're gonna get rammed anywhere yeah it's a it's amongst the Swiss Alps but also being in

Paris and stuff probably yeah if are gonna, please tell me, listen, I know you never have and you've expressed that you never have any desire to smoke cigarettes. Oh. Promise me that if you smoke out there, you put it on a long stick. Promise me, like it could be, you could smoke whatever. I have made a joke that I would,

the first time I ever took a drag of a cigarette would be in a buddy. Off of a long stick You kind of have to sitting at a party salary, you know eating a croissant You know, like you might as well right? Well, why not? Yeah, you know if I have like a balcony that I find They should are you gonna you a hundred percent you have to post a picture with the the ratatouille song What's the song you wait? You've never seen ratatouille. I've seen ratatouille. Oh incredible. You know what I watched yesterday Why is it worse than Digimon?

Nothing is going to be worse than you watching Digimon Leaving your children and your wife in one room and being like gonna go get an episode of Digimon, leaving your children and your wife in one room and being like, gonna go get an episode of Digimon and- It's time to digivolve. It's great, but I gotta go digivolve. You know what's funny is I tweeted, you won't care for the tweet, but go on.

What was I saying? You watched something yesterday. I'm like sitting on the couch and I'm like, huh, because I'm always trying to think about what I'm gonna put on the couch and I'm like, huh. Cause I'm always trying to think about like what I'm going to put on when I get in bed. Cloudy, what a chance of meatballs. Great movie, dude. One of the most underrated movie, not underrated.

The first movie, the second one is not as good. The first one is incredible. When movies are really good and they make a second one, I'm very like, I don't want to ruin it. But I didn't know about that movie at all. and then my mom had it on at her house one day And I was like this is a fucking really nice movie. It's hysterical too. I love that movie. It is done so well Also, I haven't seen it in years The scene where I mean this is probably I don't know if it's a niche scene

But I don't know how well you know the movie, but there's a scene where he's like You know how like Docs have like a ladder mm-hmm so he's like under the ladder like under the dock like just like looking out like this and Anna Ferris's character comes and sits at the end of the dock and like slams her feet down they go in his eyeballs Frank I laughed audibly I laughed audibly my neighbors were probably complaining no that's a really good movie it's a good movie if you haven't seen cloudy with chance to meet balls go watch it. Mr. T is in it Mr. T is in it a lot of random people are in it. Mr. T Bruce Campbell Bill Hader Bill Hader Andy Samberg

Any Sam Rhea? That's all I know now. Now I got who's who's Bruce Campbell. I believe he plays the mayor Who is that? He was in Evil Dead. He's like a frequent collaborator with Sam Raimi. He was in that show Burn Notice I don't know why I ask you questions Look, I don't know if a famous person you're talking about it. You definitely know who this guy is I'm probably by face. You definitely know I'm pretty sure Yeah, and if Bruce Campbell was the mayor, this is Bruce Campbell. You know who this is. Oh Is that the dad from Seventh Heaven? Absolutely not, he is in prison, I believe.

Oh yeah, oh shit! For fucking- Oh yeah, that guy's weird as fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, wasn't he a pastor on that show? Seventh Heaven is a very religious show, dude. I don't remember it, I just remember the song. There is, oh man, I wish I can give this person credit.

Wait, that guy's a dad, Somewhere. I'm sure in a bunch James James conn plays the main character's dad, Bill Hader's dad That's James conn? Yeah, Andy Samberg, Mr. T Neil Patrick Harris, Benjamin Bratt. Who the fuck is Neil Patrick Harris? Al Roker, Lauren Graham, Will Forte. Wait who does NPH play? Neil Flynn NPH plays Steve. He's the monkey? I guess. He has one line the whole movie, Steve, basically. Yo, so the guys that made those movies, that first movie at least, Phil Lord and Chris Miller, are those are the guys that did like they were the main creative forces behind Into the spider verse across the spider verse and stuff like that those guys are incredible bangers absolutely incredible Can you imagine it rained?

Food like that all right I'm gonna give you three different weather phenomenons, and you tell me what you want them to be for food all right And don't just think of the movie okay, okay rain Snow Don't just think of the movie, okay? Okay. Rain. Snow. Tornado. Tornado. What do you want it to rain? I would like it to rain.

I got a good one. I want it to rain colossal king crab legs. I was gonna think liquid. I thought you were. Ah, yeah, okay. You want it to king crab legs I was gonna think liquid I thought you were ah yeah okay rain well doesn't rain doesn't rain liquid in that movie it's true it's cloudy with a chance of meatballs right uh what would it rain that's a good one because they're kind of contained and when they hit the ground you could still crack them open and they're like clean Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah something with a shell something with a shell. That's a good answer. Ooh

muscles Absolutely not. Okay. I mean I like muscles but like not clams We're getting cold. Oh, I know mine. What it needs to be a very specific brand but sunflower seeds That so what do you a bird? seeds specific brand but sunflower seeds that so what do you a bird seeds you don't need to rain that you go to the store it's fine I know but you can also go to the store and get anything you can get a $2,000 jacket bitch it's not raining um damn I think I would have it rain uh ooh do we say

no no no no no I was gonna say hot dogs but oh y'all prosciutto oh yeah you can imagine it's raining prosciutto I can just stick my hand out the window and just get a whole fucking or like just but it needs to be good prosciutto I'm not talking like or even like jamone berico oh i've never had it i've never had it but i'll take what

oh yeah yeah i guess how would you yeah all right what about snow because snow ice cream ice cream ice oh really absolutely that would stink after it melted dude are you kidding me yeah but you've got you've got to put stuff in place the government's gonna create something to get it away. Okay, so you put down some tarps or just bowls No, there's like trucks that come around and they clean it. All right tornado tornado in the movie was spaghetti and meatballs Which looked really nice. I it does look very appealing. Mm-hmm Tornado of- Maybe it's like ginger ale.

Hold on, hold on, hold on. So you criticized me for it not raining a liquid and then you want a tornado, something that is famously not a liquid to be ginger ale. I didn't say typhoon, bitch. You want a typhoon of ginger ale? That makes sense. Wait, there's always rain involved in tornado.

Is there? I don't, I've never, actually I have been in one and there was rain Frank. You weren't in a tornado Yes, I was no you were yes. I was there was a tornado that touched down I'm telling you hold on was it one of those little like no baseball no I was in my car and my car was shifting where in fucking Jersey, dude Get the mother fuck out of here you don't need to believe it it is the truth I was in a tornado do you think you're Helen Hunt relaxed Bill Paxton I wish I wish I wish you're also forgetting Philip Seymour Hoffman or Glenn Powell Glenn Powell good pow that was all I

that's I I mean all right so tornado you want ginger ale because you're an idiot. Uh... Snow you want ice cream and rain you want... What do you want for snow? Snow? It's gotta be cold. Mmm... shrimp cocktail. What a... Frank, you're worried about the snow stinking?

Yeah, you're right. You're right, you're right. That's insane. Alright, alright, shut up, bitch. You know what was really good in that movie? The, this, the nacho pools. That was cool. I don't, it is in the first one where, uh, where there's the, the, I, I've never had and I don't care for like peanut brittle or a cashew brittle or stuff like that.

But when it's like the, like the spiky, spiky, yeah, it looks so cool. Yeah. I want to break it. I'll say this. If it got, got you know how like when it gets cold outside They'll be like running water and then it'll freeze over so like the top is frozen But underneath it's hollow yeah, and you could step in it You break it like glass love that if that was like peanut brittle. I'd be so cool with that be cool But brownie brittle also this makes me think of an adult. You don't need to have brownies

That's an insane thing to say. You also think that peanut butter and jellies are for children, which is crazy. They are absolutely for children. But Digimon every morning is not for children. That's weird. Not every morning. It's been three of the last five. That's a lot.

Okay, that's 60%. Well, how else am I going to watch the, you know, Ty and the crew, you know, basically go from this summer camp, you know, and then have all their Digimon Digivolve into champions, Digivolve into ultimates. What's the, what's the best Digimon? I mean, it really depends. I tweeted that, who's your fave? You're gonna hate this tweet.

Oh my God, this is great. I tweeted that you were either a Greymon kid or a Garurumon kid and Personally, I was a graymon kid war graymon, dude Yeah, but then also, you know like Who's like who's like the like blue-eyes white dragon of digimon? I would say probably graymon That's a oh, that's a yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's one of the mons. You know, graymon, you know graymon I don't know graymon. I don't know graymon

I do not you know graymon, dude It's like that when people think of like the Pikachu that is the ultimate well, then you could get into like war graymon War graymon you can get into like then he merges with like metal. Gururumon like that's a cool one Okay, that's now we're getting pretty cool. The other one was just like a fucking dinosaur, look like Q-Bone. Oh man, what was the name? Omnimon? Omnimon Rossane Brown?

Man, there's so many, there's so many I forgot. You know, it's been a while, that's why I'm getting back into it. It's been a while, it's been fucking 13 hours probably, Frank. What the fuck do you mean it's been a while? It been a while since I was like super super into it when I was a kid I watched everything I had the toys you know Yu-Gi-Oh! Boys by Dragon I was explaining Yu-Gi-Oh! to Miles yesterday. I

He doesn't like it. He doesn't know it. I explained so we were in the car and I was just like Hey, do you and your your buddies like talk at like lunch, like what you guys got for Christmas or the holidays? He was like, no, we don't do that anymore because we're cool. I was like, oh my God. Oh, I was upset about that. And I was like, oh, what do you do at lunch?

He was like, we just kind of just talk. I was like about what? He goes, it doesn't really, like nothing. I was like, wow, we used to do it. He didn't ask, but I told him what we did. I was like, wow, we used to do it. He didn't ask but I told him Yeah, I mean I was like we'd have Pokemon battles or you know, we'd trade Pokemon with the link cable Yeah, like or we would play Yu-Gi-Oh, and he's like, what's that? Oh, yo that bit the fucking Gameboy, Yu-Gi-Oh I used to abuse it. I and he was like Dark Magician dude I wanted to be dark dark magician when I was younger

I know because you were weird but like I was explaining to him I was just like dude I had like you know like the Joey Pegasus Kaiba Yugi starter packs And I made like my own conglomerate of a fucking deck and he was just like none of this makes any sense I was just like um toon dragon blue eyes white dragon toon dragon wow what was it? Toon dragon blue eyes white dragon toon dragon. Wow, what was it? Ultimate what was the three-headed ultimate dragon? What was that one? Oh blue eyes ultimate blue eyes I don't remember gate guardian gate guardian pot of green. I agree, you know, there was one that I remember liking a lot And it was a bro speaking of pot of green

I'm sorry But I saw a clip on tik-tok of that girl drew and she said that someone left a comment One of her videos and said that she looked like the pot of cream. I saw that too. Yeah, it was Unbelievable there was a card when we were kids. What was it called the water emotics? I remember liking it What the hell is that? It was just like a girl with water. Oh, you would like that. You were like, well, this is my girlfriend She's a card Oh, you would like that. You were like, well, this is my girlfriend. She's a card My dating the water emotic. No, but then you remember obelisk the destroyer. I don't yes. Yeah, dude

um How I want to know obelisk the tormentor, excuse me. I mean you could have said anything and I Would have agreed obelisk the tormentor. I had. Then there was like the Golden Wing of Ra or some shit. I love how you're like, oh, kind of like this and you're the exact name. The Winged Dragon of Ra and then Slyther the Sky Dragon. What the fuck? So sick. I'm gonna name my son that.

Slyther? That's fucking crazy. You freak. Damn, shout out to Yu-Gi-Oh. Damn, yeah, we need to bring back Yu-Gi-Oh. We have brought- Is that Japan? Yeah. Oh yeah.

It's always Japan. It's always Japan. We have brought back so much Hawaiian shirts. We haven't brought back Yu-Gi-Oh. Red Lobster. We should both get the Game Boys and play Yu-Gi-Oh against each other. I will absolutely do it.

I will too. Because I have a Game Boy, I just need the game. Don't fuck around here Joey. No what's the other one that's like sideways? Game Boy Advance. just need the game. Don't fuck around here, Joey. No, what's the other one? That's like sideways? Gameboy Advance. That's the one. That's what I had it on. We got the Gameboy SP with the backlight. Frank is his boner is bursting through his jeans right now. It ripped the zippers. I mentioned Gameboy SP with the backlight. I'm not often do we get to talk about my hobbies on this show.

You know what I had? You know when Game Boys didn't have a backlight so you'd buy the extender? It was like a book light. I had this one that was like a, it was like steroids because it had like a thing that went on the front for the buttons and then it had a screen that popped out

and it was a magnifier and then it had speakers on the side. Yeah, it's way too much. It was. It was for it was overcompensating. You know what I'm talking about? I am trying to understand. They have to do that because I'm fucking game boy. Every like six months, I always like go on like eBay and I'm like, hey, you have fucking Gameboy.

I don't even do it. I know a place. Your basement. Like, I mean, yeah, I know they're there, Frank. I know a place, it's close. No, there's actually a really good in Manhattan gaming spot that's a little overpriced, but you can get some stuff there. I mean. But ever since Logan Paul fucked it up for the rest of us,

all this stuff is way overpriced. Listen, man, I don't give a fuck if the price price if the guy's French. All right, I'll take That's right. It's called full circle for What is it? No, what is it? No, it isn't no No, we have to leave here on him being an absolute a marble mouth loser. Thank you guys for coming and hanging out I appreciate it follow us at the basement are all forms of social media go check out San Agato studios that video that we posted the

Cooking competition was a lot of fun. Yeah, and check out patreon get ready for the new studio all this stuff That's fun and exciting Yeah, just to let you guys know like you probably won't see an episode in the new studio because I am gonna be gone for a Bit so we have to like double up on episodes So they could still go out while I'm on vacation. But the second I get back, which is the end of January, why am I like this? I don't know, you're a loser.

Then we're gonna start recording there. It's gonna look really cool. And that video that you see on San Diego Studios, that's what we're gonna try doing moving forward, right? That type of quality, even with the little fun games that we do, we want it to all look really good. So look forward to that. And that is all.

See you guys next time. Bye.