The Basement Yard - #499 - How Is No One Talking About This?

Episode Date: April 21, 2025

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Welcome back to the base Welcome back to the basement yard. We're back. He's all in red. I'm all in red lady in red. Is that a song? It is a song lady in red What I don't know who's by it who? Joel? Billy Joel is singing Lady in Red? I don't know. He doesn't strike me as a red guy. He's like a blue guy. Blue collar, blue like, I'm Billy Joel, blue, blue. Red is more like a...

Sexy, dirty, mean. No. What is going on? Mean, yes. Do you associate any feelings with colors? I know we're getting into it. Psychologically, that is a real thing that happens. I know, it's synesthesia or something like that, right? No, that's like when you can see colors. Oh, okay. With like words and...

So like, it's psychological. I know like McDonald's and a lot of restaurants use red because it makes you feel like hungry and stuff like that, but like, Joey. Go. Forget about McDonald's. Name a color, I'll tell you the feeling. Green.

Earthy. Yeah, but see, that's name a color. I'll tell you the feeling green Earthy yeah You can't feel our green that's an interesting green is like happy. It's like yeah, yeah That's happy Um I get that yeah, no, it's not bad. It's a good one. It's like an upper. It's oh Yeah, okay. You know what about what about? Yellow yellow is like kind of dirty what yeah to me yellow is like Yellow and brown and orange is like kind of like muddy and dirty brown is you're making it sound horny though It's not that's not what I said at all Brown to me is just very like you're assigning the sexuality to it strong like brown yes wrong

around us charcoal and like you won't do you know what I'm saying I think you're saying for cuts I'm just talking as things are happening I think red is very like you know like yeah like evil cat and like no red is like to me red is like energy and explosiveness explosions yeah I see that red also a combination of stuff too what's a sad color sad gray yeah great like I think Eeyore you know, blue, blue. Navy blue to me is also like... Navy blue to me is like regal.

Like, I think it's because of the navy in it. Could be. It's just like, it's a very like, yeah, I wanna salute you because of the navy blue that you're wearing. What does white do for you? I'm terrified of it. I knew you were gonna do that. No, I think, honestly... I think honestly I actually white black and

white are not colors yeah I think they're like hues and shades or something one time I told someone that I love the color black and they're like it's not a color it's a the absence of color it might have been you or you it's honestly I was gonna say you should have attacked them but it is possible that it was me yeah so don't attack me. I won't. But do you, I don't, I can't remember the last time I saw you wear red. Do you wear red?

You don't strike me as a red guy. You're like, I have a red jacket that I've worn. You're like, I don't want to say muted, but like your color palette that works for you is more whites and creams and browns and blacks. Like it's not very like poppy color. Like if you walked in with a pink shirt, I think my eyes would fall out of my head.

I did wear a yellow rain jacket on the last episode. That was orange. We've talked about that quite a bit. It's up for debate. No, it is certainly not up for debate. It's up for debate. Just so we're all clear I may have some sort of blindness because it feels like very obviously brother I think at this point in time you would know if you had a form of color. This is like yellow

Obviously that's very yellow and like the jacket do I have the jackets over there on the table? We don't need to get up and get it. Yeah, I'm gonna do this. Let it live like that's orange Of course, but that's like a deep orange., deep deep deep and red and orange deep. Yeah But wait hold on hold on I wanted to start this episode with something important not important I It was a little dramatic On my flight home. I just learned this thing. I had the weirdest interaction you can possibly have with a flight attendant ever. I went to the bathroom and I get up there. Well first of all, I stand up, turbulence immediately, I'm bouncing around. The fucking piss in my bladder is bouncing around like loose change in a dryer. Question? Um so I was on this flight. It was on our way home from Dublin. Yeah, uh, Ireland as they call it over there

I Noticed that they like you you're not allowed to walk up by where you rich people are You know what I'm saying? They close the curtain close the curtains and and then on top of closing the curtains There's a sign that says don't come up here unless you're one of us Yeah, which is crazy like segregation exists on planes apparently big time I don't like it but like was the bathroom nicer it's a slightly bigger bathroom than I've been in other plane bathrooms that sentence meant nothing that literally meant nothing I tried to make it slightly bigger slightly bigger as much but like that's the I made it so hard

That's all I wanted to say could I cuz I know you were in like first class whatever it was called I don't remember. Yes, there it is Like was there like the was the perks perky were they perky perks were they like worth it Because you were up there there and I was just like damn I could see you first of all yeah so like it's not like you were like in like another way through the door don't come in here through that fucking net that they close and it's a hiss at you can look through the net you gnats but

like what were the perky's were the perks perky for you I don't know because any I've I haven't flown internationally that much but I usually try to book Delta one but where you are sitting I think you guys got the same shit as me yeah as far as like the food probably and I think drink I mean I didn't drink on the plane but like bro crazy thing by the way on our flight they made an announcement that main cabin ran out of alcohol bro I was like what there was like four guys like uh to like aisles in front of me and to the right that were pounding drink they ran out of alcohol. And they were just like, we're the ones that did it.

Yeah, they were like, they said all they had left was red wine. That's insane. Yeah, I mean. But yeah, no, the perks are like, whatever. I mean, I do it because I like to lay down. Like obviously. That makes sense. I would rather do that.

And I have a lot of miles so I can like bring the price down and stuff but so I go up to the bathroom and there's a flight attendant right there, and they're like kind of talking to another flight attendant and The door says it's in use you know when you lock it and the thing says occupied mm-hmm So I'm just waiting and then the guy turns to me and he goes. Oh, you don't know the trick And I'm like what? Because I'm like, what is he talking about like how to hold in my piss or something like I didn't know what he meant And he's like you can unlock it from the outside I knew that and I was like how the why the fuck would I do that the little yeah

Well, that's the question because I've seen them unlock it. They like that little like cover they yeah the thing that says Lock it they like that little like cover they yeah the thing that says Levitary But it says like left worry or whatever right you can lift that and it's like a little thing and you can unlock the door Yeah, and I had no idea I knew that yeah, but also seen them do it because I've seen him do it but also Why would you do that? Why did they lock it is my question? Why would they like be like you don't know the trick like this is a trick of the trade Like we're just gonna make it look also, bro Do you think I'm gonna make the judgment call like there's no one in there. Let me unlock it. That is risky

Business, let me tell you and I was on the verge of a big Steamy piss so someone got covered Yeah, I don't know why that it was difficult for me to comprehend what you were saying But yeah, I just thought that was so weird cuz he's like and then I so I went to the bathroom peed You know did whatever Shut the door and then I was like hey, thanks man. Appreciate it And he's like now you can do it whenever you want and I was like dude Why do you want me to open bathrooms that are locked that was a freak of a flight attendant?

Yeah, it was like he was just like you don't know there. He was perky But he was like now you can do whatever you want and I'm like no I can't against the law illegal is it Open your locked bathroom. It's gotta be I don't know I mean we're I also I don't need the panic now now that I know that's a thing every time I take a poop on an airplane now I'm gonna go my god so I can get in here and like yeah I mean that is kind of terrifying now you're scaring me and you know how I feel on planes already scared most of the time yeah so like now I will say those plane bathrooms were pretty big like I got in there and I was just like there's space because normally I

have pretty broad shoulders it's you know I get in there and I'm I have to like can't even go it's like Uncle Fester yeah you know you got to piss like you're freezing yeah Jesus but yeah oh now I'm letting you know next flight we're on if you're not like guarded by like the royal guards of the planes I'm going to when you're in the bathroom open the door don't I'll close the scene I'll get you off no fly is that possible well the fucking flight attendant was just like do it he like fucking like yeah he was trying school boy bullied you into like opening this fucking bathroom on you don't know the trick I'll I'll you know what I won't it. I'll pay a med to do it.

What's that gonna do? That, I mean, you never know. My least favorite part of the plain bathroom is, it's been different things, but now, like obviously the faucet is annoying, how it like stops and you gotta do it. But now it's like, I'm trying to just throw the trash out. Like I'm trying to throw these towels out

Like and it's like it's closing on my finger Yep And now you have to touch it and then touch the and the opening is so small greed My hands are dirty again see my issue is and I think we spoke about this but like this sinks are not deep enough Yeah, so like I can't get my hands in there to wash them because I can't shrink my hands. I can't have little baby hands like yours. So like, when I get in there, it's like,

as I'm washing my hands, it's like scraping the bottom of the sink. And it's like, it's ruined. You know how I get out? I shoulder the thing. I throw my shoulder into the lock. Oh, I didn't even think of that. I just, I do the forearm. Or, yeah, like I won of that. I just I do the forearm or yeah, I got wall

Yeah, I'll do that. You know just to just to get out I love during kovat when like bathrooms had that foot pedal. Yeah, bring that back that one That is a good one also big fan of the places that have the like they have like a new Opening mechanism where it's like a bar so you can put your forearm in it but then like the angle is weird yeah you've never seen that you're seeing that yeah I've seen it before it's it on the door it's like you put your arm in it yeah yeah it's like it's like a handle you know how like the handle comes out and comes out like that but then there's like a bar that goes up so it's like you know you can kind of open it like that put

your foot in skedaddle on out of there but you are correct the foot pedal is I love the foot pedal way better yeah I am NOT a fan of like when you go to bathrooms and it's all just one bathroom but just little stalls for like individual people are you crazy no because it's not like, like anyone could be next to you. Yeah dude, a normal bathroom, in Europe they love that. I know.

Where it's one door and then you walk in and then it's like a sink and like soap or whatever and then there's two stalls, separate stalls, that are like full doors. But in an other bathroom it would just be like the half stalls, which I don't love love if I gotta take a dump in public I'm already I want to lose my mind make put me in a room. Dublick by the way dumb dumb dumb public is a double a double it I

And also if I go to a public bathroom whether it be restaurant bar Anywhere there better be more than two stalls there has to be more than two stalls because There has to be more than two stalls. Because if someone's pissing right here, I better have the chance to put a barrier, a barrier, a piss barrier in between us. If it's just stall on stall and there's only two, I can't do it. Not that I'm like, it's just like, make it three minimum. Minimum.

Yeah. You know? But I like being in my own little room I think that in the US I don't know why we do this thing where it's like you can see people's feet underneath bro put the door to the ground put the whole put me in a box there's no reason for this I I can't really recall the last time I saw like in the US like a full like head to toe bathroom saw. Or they just do completely separate like the whole thing is in one little room like which

I'm also I'm on board for that too but always a line for those. Yeah bathrooms are weird you know how I feel about bathrooms I'm all over the place. It's funny that you say that you brought up the interaction with the flight attendant on that flight because I like so I was just like my stomach was bothering me I was eager to get home, and I was sitting there and the woman's like do you want anything to drink? And I was like no and she looks at me. She goes I Was like I was like what I didn't get it like kill yourself No, like I just she just like I don't know if she was signaling to someone else But she was looking at me, but she was like, kill yourself. No, like I just, she just like, I don't know if she was signaling to someone else, but she was looking at me.

But she was like, oh, you don't want anything. She was like, but like you could hear me. Cause you know how like weird like plane sound, like you just can't really hear that well? Yeah. But I said, I was just like, I can hear her well. I was just like, no. She's like, no, you're good. I was like, no. And she goes, I was like, what is that? Did she go shoulder to shoulder or she cut her neck? Bro, well she didn't go like the Undertaker, you know?

She wasn't doing that, but she did like the you know like the Like this you know who that is. At you? What did you say? I was just like I crumbled honestly You like froze. I didn't know what to do. I was like oh That's so weird. It was just a weird Interest. I don't know if she was upset that I didn't want to drink do you ever order a drink because you're worried if they're gonna get like offended that you don't get one on a plane yeah no okay me neither but I just didn't know I'm just saying like they're like doing their job and it's just like well I paid for this so I

might as well get a water or something. You know yeah, I mean sometimes They'll do like oh, do you want your meal? And I'm like no cuz like either I'll eat in the airport So I'm just like I'm not gonna eat on this plane, bro First of all anytime there's a meal offered like for free included with my seat. I'm getting it because I paid for it I'm sorry. That's my mentality. It's just like I paid for it. I's sorry, that's my mentality. It's just like, I paid for it, I'm gonna get it. It's gonna suck, but I'm gonna get it. The guy next to me on the way to Scotland,

first of all, sits down next to me, immediately opens like an old timey, like you know how like women in the 70s would keep like their like, yeah, yeah, it's got a pout on it. It's like a metal case yeah you know what I'm talking about opens that just pills strewn about and here's a thing people take pills that's on them but these were not all the same pills

they were all different pills that like I can't look at a pill and tell you what it is I know there are people that can but like it was like four different types of pills and he just went like this But it was just a potpourri of pills and he yeah, dude, and he just took them and how many? He whatever you could fit in this He just clawed it he clawed it took him Swallowed him passed out and then put his hood up and went to sleep Then I don't know who this guy was But I was thinking like this guy might be somebody because he's kind of doing this with a lot of confidence

Then he goes she goes you want your meal. He doesn't even say yes or no. He said I'm going to sleep Keep it warm for me when I wake up What? What is this, your wife? What are you talking about? Bro, I was blown away because I couldn't even believe the gall to speak to someone like that.

Is that even an option? It happened. It was fucking- Keep it warm for me, sweetheart. 7.30 when we got breakfast on that red eye and out comes tortellini. Yeah. and I was like how did this guy fucking finagle this whole situation 8 a.m. he's eating

the short rib from last night yeah dude I was so confused well I didn't know honestly I thought being on a plane it's just like you're you're you're in our confines you do what we're telling you you can do yeah like your shit will come when we bring it out well like you go to a restaurant and like you could be like I want this I want that you know hold this or did it I'm glad this guy was making Edits to his order. I was just like this is nuts. I didn't know you could do this in the sky You're just at a restaurant. You're like yeah, I'll have this this and this bring it in two hours What it's basically what he did, but also like when when I wake up bro if I'm a flight attendant

I'm not paying attention to when you're awake or not. Yeah, I'm just gonna see you and be like You're another person on this flight The plane is one of the places the plane and the gym are the two places that I'm noticing that I've become very agitated by people. Where like, when people are just so oblivious and it's like, you're clearly not thinking you're in a public place. Like you're the only person here and you're just doing all these things.

There's a guy that goes to my gym and it's an apartment building gym. It's not even a public gym Mm-hmm, and he shows up in like jeans and he like trains some dude I don't I guess or something But he'll have like a coffee and his keys and his wallet and he'll just like leave it everywhere and like on the bench Or whatever and it's like they're not even using it and I'm like bro how and talking mad loud Yeah, it's like bro. How can I ask you how old is this person? He looks like he's like late 30s. Oh

That's worse. Yeah, I was gonna say that sounds pretty in line with what you expect from like someone in like their Late 40s early to mid 50s. Maybe even 60s because they just they it's their world We're just fucking living in it You know but like late 30s a bit nuts or like people get on a flight and they'll make an announcement like before you board and they're like it's a full flight and If you're in these rows, then you're gonna have to like you know check your bag or whatever the fuck You know sometimes they make announcements like that And then people get on this plane and they put their bag their their personal item, they start taking off their clothes, then put their clothes up there, then they sit down, then in the middle of boarding will pop back up and take their bag

down and then start getting stuff that they need out of their bag and everyone's waiting for you. It's like, bro, get these people out of here. I will say I think that is the Absolute exact description of just like an entitled American. It's horrible. It's pretty bad, but it's not you know That's not us. That's all we can do in Europe. I did notice that like there is no rules when de-boarding Grab your shit get off well also like the people like Deboarding grab your shit get off. Well also like the people like Here typically it's like if the rows ahead of you there are people sitting down you wait they get out They grab their stuff and they go

In Europe everyone's flying off that plane Yeah, and like I'm trying to pick a time to get in so I can just grab my shit And there's just old people fucking send in a bro I couldn't believe how easy those flights were in terms of like how quick they were well from the fucking the first flight we did from Scotland to London it was just like we get up being good work on we're on our way down yeah you know like it's crazy how like close everything is yeah but how different a lot of them feel the accents the fucking architecture

everything bro there was I mean America we talk about feel the accents the fucking architecture everything bro there was I mean America we talked about like the accents we have in America I feel like in the in England alone there's way more accents than there are oh yeah stuff here you know and I can't I can't do them so don't even ask me Joe oh Frank can you do uh no Uhhh no. Yeah no. It's interesting. But, yeah that's that. We do have some sponsors for today.

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Wikipedia like pre like encyclopedia thing and Carta 95 anyone remember that it sounds familiar and then like Netscape I do remember that you know Netscape you know that was before you you were born what year again 19 2004 yeah something yeah 19 2000 Need to tell you a story. Oh, I know you're gonna. Love it. I know you get very scared about You know how I am then so listen more alien shit come on. I don't like alien shit I don't know why this isn't talked about in the news, but there's this alien story is Bananas hold on before you get to this What did you say before our flight cuz you know how I am before flights anyone someone bring something up

I'm like oh, I said I looked up the turbulence and it was bad Right before we're about to get on our flight. He goes oh No, it's a day before whatever Still right before it if it made you feel any better, and I also omitted this information I don't know why because I was afraid that you would be upset that I would even bring up turbulence again I was but I looked it up the next morning, and it looked like they were like oh never mind It's not gonna be that bad. Okay. Thank God. Yeah, but also on the flight There was a guy next to me who had like oh like a flight

Weather thing open, and I just saw I looked over and I saw red Fuck wait he had like a whole computer yeah dude that's and he was like tracking it and shit and I was just like oh god here we go alright ruin my week with this alien stuff okay so I don't know why the news hasn't talked about this or any people don't know about it but like this is wild to me I'm fine I'm fine not knowing you know how I am ignorance is fucking- you don't have a choice the other people do

the CIA there was a CIA document, uh, explained that the alleged aircraft was flying low and quietly above the Soviet, uh, a Soviet unit, um, while they were engaged in a training mission. Long story short- Soviet unit? Yeah. Like, a Soviet. Like a- like a- like a Russian plane? They were over Russia and the fucking army there Anyway Show off my volume

So there was a low-flying aircraft over like Russia long story short Shot it down right Russians don't fuck around man not at no. So according to the only two soldiers who survived, when the soldiers approached the craft, they shot it down, five aliens freed themselves of the debris and came close together near the wreck. Moments later, the soldiers said the group of aliens merged into a single object that acquired a spherical shape We're any wired a spherical shape. Yeah, like it like became like a orb

Essentially so five of them got out they got close together became one circular dude okay, you know and then a You know? And then, uh... A new ball-like alien began to buzz and hiss before igniting into a brilliant white light. And then 23 out of 25 of these soldiers turned into stone. That's what this thing says. How is no one talking about this?

Turned into stone? Medusa's up there? Oh god. Let me be very fucking clear about something. This isn't a bit. This isn't for hee-hees, ha-has. This isn't for anyone else but me. I hate this.

Really. Like, in my my soul I hate hearing stuff like this. And I was just talking, that's so crazy that you brought this up, I have to fix my hair. I was just talking with my sister-in-law about this and she's like, why? Why don't you like to hear about all this stuff? And I was like, because there's this beautiful little island of ignorance that I live on, Where it's nice to not hear stuff like this Because guess what's gonna go through my head now tonight? Turned into stone? That fucking- waking up and seeing my children and wife as a ball of stone

No, no, the people- I don't- don't specify Turned into stone poles is what they said Stone poles? Yeah, like stripper poles? Like what does that mean? Stone poles, alien Austinpper poles like what do that mean don't pose and I was in stone post the boss it said the only reason why two of the men survived because they

were standing in a shaded area at the time what the hell does that even mean I think that maybe that just means they were behind a wall or something oh my god well then how would they have seen the bald the rat king of aliens i think they saw like the bright light but then how would they have seen the ball the rat king of aliens? I think they saw like the bright light But then how would they know that they formed into a spherical alien ball, bro?

I don't know where first of all what I'd where are you getting this from are you daily mail daily mail? Are you sure this isn't the text thread that you're in with Alex Jones? No But According to the Journal of Applied Physics, it is possible to use high energy radiation or electromagnetic pulses to change normal matter into plasma, a form that is not liquid, solid, or gas. CIA described aliens as short humanoids

with large heads and large black eyes. Let me ask you a question. If you're going as far enough to shoot this thing out the sky, why are you even giving them a chance to become an alien ball because hear me out? Here they didn't know they were gonna be an alien ball hear me out brother. I'm not Russian. I'm at let's imagine I am okay hold on okay. Go got it. I Shoot this thing Do your best gun noise ready three two?

Come on give me give me a better gun no I went with one click though Joey thank you once I walk over and I see something move guess what I'm doing with the rest of the ammo in the chamber yeah it's gone I already went as far enough to shoot this thing out the sky I don't think they knew that what it was yet and then they saw aliens bro with the rest of the ammo in the chamber. Yeah, it's gone. I already went as far enough to shoot this thing out the sky.

I don't think they knew that what it was yet. And then they saw aliens. Bro, imagine you witnessed this, where five aliens came out of this thing and then just formed into a super mega fucking one. You know I love megazords. So a part of me is- Would a part of you be hyped?

You'd be like, oh my God, they're turning into- No, no, no, no, no, no. And you start sighting like old Power Rangers into- No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Siding like old Power Rangers episodes? No, no. No. That looks just like the 1997 Doctor Ooze or whatever the fuck. You're two years off. 1995 is when the movie came out and Ivan Ooze,

he wasn't a doctor as far as we know. Um. Um. I'm just saying. That's so crazy. I'm just saying.'s so crazy. I'm just saying I Wouldn't even give bro the moment. I saw this thing start to move. I'm Shooting again. I'm not giving it a chance to form a ball with its boys, dude Yeah, I'm not giving it a chance, and then they were like it started

Buzzing and hissing guess what that ball of alien is getting hissing more bullets Yeah, yeah, bro anything his is at me my immediate reaction is to kick it at least buzzing and hissing, guess what that ball of alien is getting? Hissing. More bullets! Yeah, yeah. Bro, anything hisses at me. My immediate reaction is to kick it, at least. Dude, this is wild. There's no way, no goddamn way. I am fine.

Bro, there are so many stories that come out, and it's just like, the government's hiding it from you! They don't want you to know the truth you know why they do that what do they say in the movies we got to protect the people if they panic it'll be chaos you know who those people are this guy right here I don't want to know if they're just like oh it's like a mass conspiracy to cover up aliens turning into a big gooey ball of alien bros and Turning people into stone poles

You think I want to have information you think I need that information No, let me go forever What do you tell the families he died he was he's I mean he's here Don't see enough of movies or stuff where they're just like he died in combat You know we didn't recover his body when like the body is here's a hole to prop up the fucking Construction at a Denny's or something like yeah, I just I don't need this I don't if it takes five of them to turn into a ball and turn me to snow snow stone I think we could take them It takes five for it to work. You know like I mean brother It doesn't sound like they're just like they need 23 guys in the 20 23 polls do Russian guys. I don't know

Listen I do not know What Russian basic training entails, but I know that it's better than what russian basic training entails but i know that it's better than ours i can imagine it is, they are fighting bears dude i know he's not russian, kabib is from what he's from dagestan

ok, i don't know, i know he's not russian ok, i didn't know that you gotta be careful those other two are they're looking for revenge i think dagestan is his own country. Okay. But they're out there. Didn't he openly say he fought and trained with bears and shit like that? Yeah.

He's from Russia. Okay. Yeah, it's a republic. Dude. If 23, well 25 Russian soldiers can't take down five gooey little fucks you think I'm even giving this a second thought yeah I am taking every gun that I can get my hands on and I'm emptying the clip in that direction

dude speaking of the government like lying and stuff there was also a story about they found the Ark of the Covenant which I didn't know what that was you know Indiana Jones no I've never seen Indiana Jones? No, I've never seen Indiana Jones. I'd also just, it just sounds like a, I think we've known that for a while. Still baffling you've never seen an Indiana Jones movie.

Yeah, I don't know. I do like whips though. Not like that. Oh, god damn Joey. I meant like, you know, like, get that thing off the table, like psh. Get that thing. That sounds like I'm hitting my wife with a whip. Yeah. Get thing off the table like you get that saying hitting my wife

No like You're digging the hole right down. That's not what I knew just gonna live in it. It's okay, but I Do like those whips they're cool. I've cracked an actual whip and they're cool as hell I would never do that. I'd be afraid that I would hit myself in the face I mean if you crack it this way, but if you just wh-chh Like it and it cracks brother that shit makes like the legit sound. It's terrifying. Um I I just um Dude, they found the Ark of the Covenant. Well you so you've never seen Raiders of the Lost Ark is the one with the Ark of the Covenant. Well, you've never seen Raiders of the Lost Ark, is the one with the Ark of the Covenant.

So you don't even know what happens when they finally open it. Wait, what is the Ark of the Covenant? I have it pulled up right here. According to Jewish and Christian tradition, the gold-plated wooden chest housed the two tablets bearing the Ten Commandments. And there's some old relics in there.

And it's believed to be like... Oh, so it's a treasure chest. What do you call stuff that's like some old relics in there, and it's believed to be like oh, so it's a treasure chest What do you call stuff? That's like? God lives like his soul is like Holy no, what's godly or crux or crux? I Think I don't know like the word that I was going to use is so not what it omniscient what is that because like omnipotent means like of godlike status I was going to say omnipresent omnipresent but that's not it

I mean it's kinda maybe but like it's like God it they yeah it's like God's God's shit it's like it's essentially a horcrux for God kind of yeah. Oh so like I'm not even gonna No, you're not gonna like stab a book, and he's gonna you know with a basilisk fang right? And you probably won't happen, but God is just like that's mine, and then it starts to glow Yeah, but apparently the CAA Found it the CAA See it did I say that yeah, the CIA found it and then William Morris picked it up. Yeah They apparently they found it by using

Psychics Bro stop what is happening? Cut it out. I'm not this is what it says it says they conducted experiments as part of the secret project Sun streak what so what they had the Long Island medium out there And she's like ah I'm looking for chest. I'm feeling chest over here. I'm feeling chest over here something very godlike. I just She's walking the silver she's like hold on big chest walking in the sewer and she's like, hold on, big chest,

10 commandments, I gotta go to the Middle East. Wait a sec, Moses, Moses is here, Moses is here, Moses, what do you have to say, where is it? It's somewhere- Does anyone have a mother named Mary? Anybody have a mother named Mary? It's somewhere where the light doesn't shine. Okay, where does the light not shine? I'm getting darkness, but also the light could be

figurative. Okay, like I can't, I can't with this shit. Like I don't think you guys realize. What is, I've said this before and I'll say it again. Fiyero was onto something, okay? Who the hell is that? From Wicked. Okay?

Life is more painless for the brainless. I don't need to know certain things, because then I need to grapple with the reality of them We I am very comfortable. Yeah, we get it, dude You don't want to know but you're gonna see a the CIA conducted experiments as part of the secret project Sunstreak which they never they named never come up with good names with individuals known as remote viewers a type of clairvoyant Who claimed they could project their consciousness to receive information about faraway objects? So you're telling me? They have a three-eye. This is the three-eyed Raven

They're like sitting there. Oh shit. Yeah, I guess so and then they're like going to find this chest See, you know like there's no credible scientific evidence that remote viewing exists We this is what happened, but we have no basis off of telling if it happened or not it's just one person that wears socks on their hands in order to protect them from forever chemicals in the oxygen is Telling us this so we're gonna take it as credit and run with it what happened to journalism brother I what happened to good old Walter Cronkite is just like you know what I'm gonna tell

them this because I know it's I am credit I believe it's true who the hell this is did you get this from Alex Jones too no okay so you this is Yahoo and when is Yahoo ever steered us wrong? I mean, I haven't been on Yahoo in God knows how long. Remember those commercials? Yahoo! That was pretty good. That was pretty good.

Individuals opening the container by prying or striking are destroyed by the container's protectors through the use of a power unknown to us. Well, so that- Ooh, they have a picture! Don't look at it. Don't- yeah, Joey, close that. Don't look at it. Don't look at it. Through the use of a power unknown to us well so that it whoo they have a picture Don't yeah, Joe you close that don't look at it. So you clearly haven't seen Raiders of the Lost Star This isn't a real close your eyes Marion. Oh is that a thing you can't look at it well, so I mean spoiler for a 50 year old movie at this point. I'm not sure exactly when it came out but

they the Nazis but the Nazis find hold up the Nazis are involved in Raiders of the Lost Ark is all of Indiana Jones the bad guys are Nazis except for one where it's like I don't want to get insensitive but like it's it's like a like a witch doctor or something that's a little well there's a little tinge of racism in there I honestly had no idea I thought he was like fighting old demons or something Well, there's a little bit of that brother, but it starts with the Nazis So the Nazis are like they are going to find something they are going for Hitler. We are going to find the Ark of the Covenant Did it did it look like this?

I know I know what it looks like I don't need to see it Is it you're not allowed to see it in the movie so they get it and then he's just like don't open it and they're just like the guy into and then there's a back and forth and then they open it and Indiana Jones says to his lady like you'll close your eyes and then the ghosts pop out of that thing and fuck them up dude really they fuck these people up you see people's faces melting and shit you've never seen that gif no of the Nazi face melt The Nazi face melt it's like and the fucking face and everything melts away and shit that's Raiders of the Lost Star yeah, dude No, and then the second one the guy shoves his hand in the guy's chest and pulls out his heart I

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Don't know if I want to be a stone pole All I'm hearing is stone pole Steve Austin to do I was every time we say it. I'm like some pole Can you pull up the thing about KFC made a fried chicken something oh? Yeah, what is it a toothpaste so yes? I saw this so apparently KFC which I don't know if we're legally allowed to call Kentucky Fried Chicken anymore. Why? There was like a lawsuit years ago. I heard about that It was just like they had they got sued because like they couldn't legally call it Oh cuz it's not chicken tuckie or or something like that, but like they made a

Fried chicken flavored toothpaste which I do like fried chicken I love fried chicken I would try it no I've had flavored toothpaste before yeah but nothing that's like meat flavored brother yeah it's like a girl strawberry or mint or bubblegum hell yeah now we're talking I used to eat toothpaste when it was like that not I know it's not good for me shouldn't do that when I was young make sure we all make that very clear like the love bubble gum I will say I think it was crest they had toothpaste like kids toothpaste that had like little like little little like glitter things in it yeah if you had

told me it was candy I would have eaten it with a spoon. Yeah. But I probably would have had some long lasting issues. You want to guess the price they're selling this toothpaste at? Oh don't don't tell me they're going crazy with it now. What's this? What is a tube of toothpaste nowadays? Like how much do you think that costs? Uh 7 bucks, 6 bucks there for a tube What is it what is it cost you know yeah? I think it's like more expensive than you think because everything is just giant expensive now I don't know why I reacted that way because I was gonna say six Yeah, and you said seven eight six or seven

I would say you know and like that's just like the base stuff now because seven eight nine there you go So if you get into the whole like you know like this is organic charcoal Toothpaste that's gonna make your mouth look whiter than ever you ever see that when people have black toothpaste I'm like I can't do it so I tried black mouthwash charcoal mouthwash Stupid does it make you look like your throat did you pretend to be like a

zombie like I pretended I was Davido the penguin yeah no it was gross and disgusting and it was I didn't it also like it didn't feel like I was cleaning my teeth if that makes sense what it feel like it just felt like I was cleaning my teeth if that makes sense. What did it feel like? It just felt like I was getting, I was wishing around, wishing around mud water in my mouth. Ew.

And you know like, I know it's probably wrong, but like, you know like regular like Scope or Listerine. They're so, they bite you. They're so strong that it feels like I'm getting the job done. Oof. Bro I could, yeah, I could I could breathe ice yeah after one of those But like yeah, I didn't like it. I would never do this I would say this toothpaste if a regular tube is like seven dollars. I'm gonna say this one is Well here's the thing okay? I think that they know that they have a novelty on their hands

And it's by a company his mill. I don't even I've never even heard that one No, I did the same thing, but it was it called high smile. It's high smile. Oh, it's a tooth to I mean It's spelled his mole. Well. There's fries in the way. Oh the fries Yeah, okay his mile honestly that would have been more my guess, but I know I'm wrong. I just want to make that very clear I'm not the idiot here. I would be able to have spelled it all one word I would do crazy things to that biscuit right now honestly. I'll tell you this if they just gave me Kentucky Fried chicken flavored Chicken, I'm all about it. I would love that. Oh my god a bucket of chicken. Hell. Yeah, I love that chicken comes in buckets

It's clear. It's so American. It's it a plate is not enough Fill a bucket. Yeah It's clearly a novelty So and it's from a company. I've never heard of I imagine they have like More expensive stuff, you know, like you get like now you can buy like $20 sticks of deodorant. We're all going, the world is going to burn itself from the inside out. You know, you know when I knew the world was ending, when I went to a Yankee game and they

sold sodas that come with a cup with chicken tenders and fries. Hey man, goes through that. I was like, we're going down. Hey man man that's just ingenuity it is ingenuity that is just genius modern ingenuity but I knew it was the beginning of the end when I'm gonna say this is 1499 okay so we have 12 15 basically 15 so don't piss me off they are selling this for 72 dollars, no, the limited edition KFC Dental kit is available on His Miles. Click on that thing, it's clickable. I wanna know what the fuck is in here.

Yeah, well I imagine it's the toothpaste, the toothbrush so you get, alright, let's see this. This is crazy, what's all those emojis up there for? These are the flavors of the toothpaste. Oh, they have just wild, crazy toothpaste flavors So what is that blueberry watermelon loving this so far? Yes, is that a lion's head? I see a lightning bolt

Yeah, that I figured Electric also, I think it is $72 by the way, they just call it the dental kit but Blinding That's energy energy flavor are these people trying to kill us why are we not dead as a human race yet why how how have you got it this far energy drink flavored and it's electric charge I will say the packaging quality and yes we should buy a couple of these all right hold on is that a fucking

tiramisu below the lightning bolts that tiramisu oh my god oh my god oh my god buy it you want to get a couple I am back wait I think it is $13 you guys are right I gotta say look at that wait okay so all right we were so they're cheap all right let's's get well the the dental kit Was 72 so that probably can you find out what the dental kit comes with yo brushing my teeth with tiramisu oh? I would kind of hate not loving that I like it Oh Biscoff cookie

Mikey is creaming his Jocks right now. Let me tell you what else they got click on all of them, dude Yeah, we gotta see the horn you gotta see this sure bit go go home bitch ice pop I don't hate that bang pops love bang pop. What's that blue raspberry fire? Okay, but it doesn't okay. All right keep going chupa chups chupa chupa chupa cola I don't know what that is. What the hell is this? Chupa chups are like lollipops. I didn't know they had cola. I don't know what these things are I mean, we're gonna go through all them bitch

Leachy, I've never had a leachy. It's very sweet. Oh, okay. They're okay. Gotcha. These are sold out, okay Alright, let's let's see the let's see the bank the Simpsons purple squishy toothpaste I don't even know what that could mean. Yeah, what does it taste like and also does it have anything to do with like purple? Ketchup because if that's what we're working with I'm kind of on board here Pistachio poppy. Oh I mean, I'm in for them actually no no no way Get it out of here I I don't like pistachio flavored stuff. I like pistachios. What's that? Is that a cocktail on the bottom row there? Chili bar Joe he's gonna shove that up his buttons fucking sit

I'm gonna spray it in spray that in his ass. I will say this I'm gonna spray it in spray that in his ass. I will say this This is crazy that like they I never in a million years would have thought of like crazy Just keep going while I'm talking it Rainbow strap I got excited. I'm just saying I never would have rainbow straps sounds like something else yeah I never in a million years would have thought of like this flavored the flavored toothpaste at this level where it's just like here have a Chile con carne flavored toothpaste I think it's a good idea unless it's like you're you're it's not good to put I

just here's my thing that I'm scared about what is the what is getting that flavor that's what I mean that's what's scary because then when it's just like natural flavors or artificial flavoring it's just like oh so you're just eating candy and brushing your teeth with sugar paste that they have like a ingredient list or something I don't think you need that flavoravor what's the ingredients? Okay? Do we have any like red 40? They won't let you click on it aqua Sorbitol glycerin hydrated silica xylitol flavor aroma. I just anthem gum. That's not good for you No, I mean definitely comes like fine. I can't see salt zinc lactate lime

It doesn't look like there's anything too. I just don't know what any of that stuff Just like okay, all right. What do we have in here prioposphate? Exit in the last oh they have pilot box a say Nate Hex and Dan will have superlatives They have Pylotoxin I say Methyl dipruricide Here's the issue, I haven't seen anything that I know besides sea salt and water. Is that last thing

lemonade? Oh no, nevermind. Alright, let's see what other flavors we got in this bitch. By the way, you said your friend uses this toothpaste? Danny, yeah. Has his teeth not falling out yet, dude Does he get these flavors or is he just like sticks to like you know the missionary of the flavors? Which is peppermint? What's the cupcake looking one? I? Imagine it's probably just gonna be like birthday cake. No. It's like down to the left

Mint oh my god go to fucking hell. Let me fuck. Let me. Let me shut up. Yeah. You know, hate this. So you're you're you're you're brushing your teeth with poop. Cool. Next. Give me another flavor. I can't believe that this is a real thing in America. Gummy bear. But again, what do gummy bears taste like? They taste like they're flavored like like over fruit. So like it's orange or cherry or something. So like, gummy bear... I'm glad they're buying a thousand of these.

Honestly, should we have an episode where we're just brushing our teeth? Alright, give me another baby. Is this a frog? Red frog toothpaste. What the fuck is that? Is that candy? It's gotta be because when they spelled flavor with a you I knew this was some probably stupid Canadian shit So it's probably like a like it's like a Timmy's candy up there where it's like. I'll have a red frog They're not British, but like you know what I'm saying. Yeah, what is that one? That's just letters

Strawberry cream Yoshi toothpaste doesn't sound too bad this is too much whats the fourth one from the top like just go line by line just go line by line it just looks like a lion what is that that's chupa chups that's the chupa chups just like this is too much mint bomb

ok i'm into it i like mint and i like bombs i don't know where I stand on bombs. I'm indifferent about bombs. I'm indifferent about bombs. The bombs I'm indifferent about. You know. Is that a beach ball? What the fuck is this? Yeah. No I think this is a lechie. So this one looks like a donut. This one looks like a donut. And this one looks like a donut. Let's go see what they have. Cinnamon donut. Cinnamon donut? Okay. Honestly, I'll say this though. Oh my god. Full transparency. That looks like... So much cheese.

It looks like cheese. I have seen some of Becca's like makeup or something that looks like that. I didn't know where that was going for a second. I'm saying like the bottle, the packaging. Jesus Christ everyone. I don't know. Okay, what's the other donut? I mean I imagine it's just another donut flavor. It's glazed donut. Yeah, okay, and what's the other strawberry frosted probably pink donut. Okay, I like the pink donut. Give us just click all the ones that we haven't seen yet, babe. Pina colada. Big fan of that. I like the drink. I don't know if I would like the toothpaste.

I would like it. What's the one that looks like a bunny? What the fuck is that? Oh, it's probably going to be like a collab on like Miffy. Yeah, something like that. Miffy sweet apple. Sweet apple. I don't know.

You gotta get some of these toothpaste in here. I mean half of them, three quarters of them are sold out. Does Danny get like cool flavors? Have you tried them? I just asked that. Did you? Oh, I tried a red velvet one and what it tastes like it was not great dude because like here's the thing with toothpaste is like it's there for a specific job bro I'm gonna brush my teeth with a doughnut what that you're

grown adults and there's a guy upstairs brushing his teeth with like, Donut flavored shit! Right. Like it's just funny to imagine. What's the one that's next to KFC? What's that? It's the Simpsons. Oh, the other side of it.

This is the gummy bears. Oh. Oh, we like ran through all these now. Interesting. I mean, dude, the cinnamon cinnamon donut that's coming home with me I Mean no apparently not it's sold out everywhere. That's cuz it's so good They did a they made a big fucking mistake leaving the tiramisu available though Honestly, you got to worry though. Why is it still available do people not like it? I don't know, but they're about to be sold out. I just I I hate this I want to make it clear

Will I try it if if? Ten tubes of it showed up here tomorrow head $130 worth of toothpaste yeah, whatever you're not paying for it so like Why not you know if? I don't know Joe he's gonna honestly. I'm afraid of what would happen to that I don't know what I was about to say. Joey's gonna, honestly, I'm afraid of what would happen to that. Joey would brush his teeth eight times a day.

Oh my god. If he has that tiramisu toothpaste. I would just be walking into the bathroom and just be like, Also, 2.1 ounces, that's not a lot. Or 60 grams, like that's probably not a lot. It's probably like this big. That's about right. Yeah.

Which is just massive! Yeah, that's more than enough, I think. How many I think about it? God's name would need anything more than that. Enough to choke you, honestly. Oh. I hate this toothpaste. And I hope that the company does well for itself, making it. Massive plug for this company.

Yeah, by the way. His meal. Also, yeah, his meal. His mile. plug for this company yeah by the way his little smile listen if they just happen to send us one of every flavor even the ones that are sold out don't be cheap don't be cheap mr. smile Mr. his will I wonder like if there's other companies that do this like if we ever toothpaste not just flavored toothpaste, but like Just something else you wouldn't even think about like

Flavored here we go copyright So flushable wipes are a big thing a lot of people don't use them. Where are you going? You just hear me out hear me out hear me out Flushable wipes okay, you really shouldn't use them because they're not good. But companies still make them. Really? Yeah. They're very- there's like no- it's known as like, there's no like safe flushable wipe.

They all fuck up your system. It's just a matter of how much do it quicker. Oh, I thought you were talking about your body. Oh, not this system. The plumbing system. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, the home plumbing, not the human plumbing. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know the home plumbing not the human plumbing right? What if we made? flavored Wet wipes

Frank see this is where I was trying to prevent you from going because what the fuck are you talking about? I mean who have how many wet wipes have you eaten? No, not for eating for what What do I need to spell it out for you Joey you want me to wipe my butt with like a glazed donut flavored wet wipe what am i getting out of that you're walking away with your ass

smell like a glazed donut no I don't need a tiramisu smelling ass but if you had one would you be happy I love tiramisu smelling ass, but if you had one would you be happy? I love tiramisu. I'm just saying it might not be a necessity But we as a country clearly have moved past can you to you should but also like We're saying flavored. It should be scented. Scented. Sure sure sure sure yeah, okay. Yeah, I mean think about it What else do we, or, um, like candles? Hmm. I thought you were going as like a little sexual experience. Kinda thing. Sure!

With wet wipes? Sure! Like you clean first, then it tastes good. Sure! Sure! Sure! I swear to God I thought that was very good. Yeah, yeah, yeah! I'm fine with that! Like, for... Really, like, I'm fine with that like for really like direct this at Gay men and ladies or anyway that gets their shit ate actually okay Like wipe my butt wipe my butt with this tiramisu, and then go to town on my lady fingers like you're

You know what I'm talking about and then shove your lady fingers. I mean listen Frank be really real don't be a character right now You wouldn't have been hyped This is like flavored condoms that thing too. Yes, but like I've never tasted a condom Joey I Mean I think that's more What do you mean they made them I'm saying like people are getting very safe BJ's that's good good and I support that for them I'm just saying but like a blue raspberry condom like what if you could get like a sanitary wipe right so like before you're about to get hot and heavy and you know your shit's about to get gobbled up on Right

You're just like, hmm, do I go with the red frog or do I go with the glazed donut? Right Which one would you go with? I mean I'm not getting my shit ate Which one would you rather eat? I'm cinnamon getting my shit ate. Which one would you rather eat? I'm cinnamon donut. Cinnamon donut. Cinnamon donut on that cinnamon donut.

You know? Yeah, I hear ya. Yeah. Yeah, that would be a good one. I just thought- I tell you what I wouldn't pick though. KFC! Yeah! That's crazy! Listen, companies love doing this now. Doritos had vodka. Did you try that? They did on TikTok. It was bad, right?

It's the worst thing in the world. Yeah, and try it. It tastes like cheese? It tastes like you threw up Doritos. Oh, no! Didn't need that. But like, what other ones have there been? There have been other ones like that, where people do that shit.

You know, KFC fucking toothpaste. Yeah. Uh, I'm sure there's other examples, you know? Arby's Fries Vodka. Arby's Fries Vodka? They did that? Yeah. I've never had Arby's before. Neither have I, and I'm cool with not having it.

We've got the meats! SNL made the joke before I could so I can't take credit for it, but they're like, you don't want to go somewhere where they're telling you like we've got meat. It's like yeah That's we didn't yeah think you didn't you have like no we got it It's here roast beef is on your window, so I hope that you would Fast food roast beef is so bananas fast food Fish is way worse Yeah, like a long John Silver's bro even I'm not even you don't even need to go that far but like if you go to McDonald's and

you get a filet-o-fish that's so crazy that's bananas to me I really think though like a long John Silver's should just be like a really big bear trap and like you get in and soon as you step on the rug they got the whole building just collapse and everyone ends it goes I'm fine with that. Yeah. Yeah, just weed them out. You know weed them out from the rest of society. I have to go get Salmon at a Long John's so yeah. Hey, babe. What are you doing tonight? What do you have for dinner? Oh, I just had my second filet of fish of the day What the hell is that?

What is with fit bro while we're at it the McRib? Super unnecessary to have that it ain't it ain't a thing brother. It's not real food I don't know what it is. They're giving you, but it ain't real rib. Yeah, we've crushed burgers It's like my dad ribs. It's pigeon ribs or something not like the quail rib Yeah, exactly. It's just like what rib meat is this and it's like it's from an aardvark. I've actually had quail It's quite delicious. I think I had it too. I think we had it together and Do you remember we went out for my birthday years ago? And then it was like we went to like that steakhouse and they had the bird but it was like tied up like it was getting fucked. Oh, yeah, I remember that spatchcocked

Yeah, it was like tied up by its legs and arms like this and it was like it had thick ass thighs I'm like this thing is Joey. Yeah Give me the chicken extra sexy. I'm gonna take a chicken home with me Gang of the chicken? Extra horny, thank you. Let me get one of these to go and let me smack it before you put it in the bag. Yeah, we'll get two chickens extra horny.

Thank you so much. Can you tie them up with my belt while you're at it? With my belt. Yeah, the arms were like, overlapped like this. Yeah, the spats like overlaps like this yeah They they it wasn't spatchcocked cuz spatchcocked is when they're like open, but you know like this. No this butt was intact Was intact it was the legs were like oh it was like prim and proper like Yeah, like you could have you could have put like little like little chicken Louboutins on them or something. Yeah, we should go back

Anyway there you have it folks. Thank you so much for tuning in yeah, we're done. No. We're not let's keep going okay? What other? Can only talk about flavored toothpaste for too long look up if there's any like Company partnered like brand deals that they've done like out like Doritos vodka. Okay, that's the most vague thing I know it's the end of the episode I get one per episode and every Give it up if a company has ever collabed with another company before This is back when Keyboard is like I don't know what to do. This is back when Companies used to be so willing if I need to hear this again

So I'm serious when they were very playful with their with their IP and they were willing to like partner with other people and stuff Like that nope like KFC and Crocs Pokemon Arby's and Old Spice, okay? What the hell is that McDonald's and BTS Arby's and Old Spice? Okay. What the hell is that? McDonald's and BTS? Arby's and Old Spice? Ben and Jerry's and Nike? Arby's and Old Spice is crazy, so when you take a huge roast beef shit, you can make it smell better. The guy that's like half horse, half man comes out. We're like, fucking what's his name?

What's the big jack dude? I don't know. Cruz? Terry Cruz walks out and you eat your arborism he smacks you in the mouth old spice yeah you come in have roast beef sandwich but make sure you're wearing deodorant Swedish fish Oreos

no that sucks no yeah food brand crossovers that left us uneasy thank you someone gets it hold on I'm pips and pepsi I'm on board. I'm on board for a Pepsi peep. Or a peepee Pepsi. I like that. You like peepee Pepsi? I love peeps. This sucks. Mustard and Skittles. They did an ice cream too, didn't they? I can't even... Like yo, put mustard... my hate for mustard aside. How does that taste good? No, gross. How does it taste good? I'm convinced. That's fake. No. It's real. Do you like skittles? I

Don't mind them. I love skittles what they do to my throat is crazy, you know What can we stop now? We end the episode now skittles what else we got gotcha Kraft macaroni cheese and, and ice cream. Van Luen ice cream? Eugh. Cheesy ice cream sounds nasty. Yeah.

It might be good. No it won't be. Black label bacon and cinnamon toast crunch? Hold on a sec. Hold on! I've been pulled back in. Cinnamon toast crunch. If you sprinkled cinnamon toast crunch Crunch on anything I'd be like,

ooh that sounds good. Yeah, human shit? There's most things I think. Okay, it's better than without it. You're not wrong. Coffee Mate and Dr. Pepper? Ew, bro. That's disgusting.

Coffee Mate by itself, I don't drink it, but everything I've heard people say like, this is gross. I've never had it. might taste like a Manhattan special Vel Vita and I'm part of this chocolatier and velvita what the fuck what the hell chocolate one is chocolate Oh, I don't want to shocker and one is cheese. I don't get it, and I don't want to keep going gotcha Pepsi peeps you saw that we saw that Coca-Cola and Oreo absolutely fucking really not Disgusting ruining a great thing kind of wouldn't hate that I could try that are you a big Oreo guy?

Come on come on. There's only a couple more I can see it Oreo sour patch I could I actually tried that I think I did too, and it doesn't taste like that right am I making that up? Taste like it just tastes like a cookie with sugar like that's it's not like it's chocolatey. Yeah I don't think it was like sour. Don't hate it. Don't hate it Lay's and I hop Rudy tootie fresh and fruity. What the hell is that? I don't even know Is that like a song from Little Richard? Yeah Strawberry topped pancakes with syrup and bacon flavored chips what the hell where are they where are they why is anyone still fucking with I hop

can we try them though like cuz we hate them uh hell yeah and Thomas's bagels I'm in for that I'm on that damn I'm all in on that haven't had a fruit loop in years. Yep Hidden Valley Ranch teams with whiskey all right shut this shut this off Shut this game up this game right now. Sure Valley Ranch and whiskey shut it off. That's so nasty Thank you ranch is disgusting. That's bad. No ranch is not disgusting that risk Risky whiskey I like risky ranch. I like I'm not one of those freaks that dunks a whole burger into it But like that's too too too much for me. Thank you guys for coming and hanging out

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