The Basement Yard - #504 - Lifting The World's Heaviest Mug!

Episode Date: May 26, 2025

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Welcome back to the basement. Welcome back to the basement yard. Sexy love. Go other things you do. Ooh, baby, baby. That was so good. I can't even continue. Keep me running back to you.

Running back to you. New I love. Making love to you. That song's been in my head for like a year. You just sang it before we started recording and I figured that might as well start with that. I literally like for a year this has been in my head. You know what I like completely forgot about until I was recently. listening to my 2007 hits.

Yes. Remember the dream? The American dream? Yeah, dude. Love your girl, little mama's so fly. Love your girl. Radio killer. Yeah, you remember?

Yeah, dude. That's a bootleg-ass Neo, though. Neo stuck around because Fedoros, they keep him in. I think the Dream wore a Fedora. Remember when it was like a huge deal that were like, yo, Neo took the fedora off. He's bald. I don't remember that.

You don't know that? I remember. See, this is something that I'm glad you brought up. Neo being bald? The fedoras. Oh, I'm not. You are? I'm not talking.

We're gonna. Fedoras were like a thing at one point. And then, no, no, no, not just me. Do you? They were across the globe a thing. Like people were wearing fedores like. With old Cuban men in Miami. No, Jason Moraz was doing it.

Oh, and yeah, them. Like Ashley Tisdale, you know. Ashley Tisdale. And then like also like luminier, people who dress like luminaires. Yes, exactly, like the band fun and then you. I'm just saying like people look back on it and now fedoras have come to a place where they are a joke where it's like, milady, you know, like, you know, hmm, you know, like a redditor. I think if I'm looking at a fedora, I don't think they're that bad.

I think it's like when it's, when it's the accessory to the rest of the outfit, it's like, what do we do? Well, I think, well, that's what a fucking hat literally is. No, but that's what I'm saying. But, like, as a single thing I'm looking at, I'm like, oh, okay, this is like a hat. I think we have come to a place now where, like, Fedoras found their lane, and it's an older Hispanic men. Yeah. Like, I think we can all agree that people in their late teens, like me, wearing fedores is a mistake. It was a mistake.

But it also worked well for me. Like, I was past my fitted phase. I was in a weird. It was right before the snapback phase. You were trying to find your footing. I had to reestablish. You know, Joey, we've talked about this openly and honestly. I've been a trendsetter.

I am at the forefront of most fashion trends. By design, not even by design, by coincidence is what I'm trying to say. I start wearing something and then it gets popular. Fedoras. Fedoras. Hawaiian shirts. Snapbacks. It was me.

You are credited with the snapback. Are you insane? think I, and why are you looking to me like that? I think I deserve a lot of credit for the comeuppance of snapbacks. Comeuppance. I do like that word. You can transcend that. 2011, 2012. Did you make that up? Because I like it. I didn't come up with comeuppance. Comeuppance had its comeuppance prior to me. Is it a word? I'm just continuing the comeuppance. I feel like I'm not getting an answer. Not laborious. I fully take credit for that. And I think you can attest that laborious was only made. It was brought back into the stratus

of popularity because to annoy me and it worked I don't and it did work why does it annoy you why did it annoy you I should say because I think at this point you've not annoyed by it was that dude hold on before we go any further by the way guys tickets are on sale right now go to the baseman yard dot com go get yourself some tickets come to one of our shows we are very excited to get out there on the road it's going to be a fun year okay we have a lot of cool stuff planned but yeah go get your tickets at the basemaner.com. If you already bought tickets also, go to thebasemeyr.com slash submit and submit to those prompts because, you know, that's like a little section of our

show where we like to do some interaction with you guys. And usually there's a lot of psychos out there, which is great. It's good for us. We, you know, we had so much fun last year and in Europe and now we're excited because we're back in the States. We're back, boom, back in the, not New York, but what are you doing wherever the city is back in the groove oh yeah we're back

there's so many songs we could sing boys are back in town right back in black back in well yeah no I don't think that works I just think of back

Motown Philly back again we can walk out to that in Philly okay you know what I'm talking about yeah is that boys to men yes okay back

back street's back back but we're not back We're basements. The base. The base. The base streets back on me. Doesn't hit as well.

Can I make one suggestion? And I'm not going to say when it might be, but if you guys come to the show, maybe, maybe if this works, you'll see it. This should be good. What if the walk on and walk off song is a song, a popular song, but I sing it? Like, or we do ants little outros on the Santa Gatos. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Dada be da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da.

B. All right. So like give me, do you still do that? Yeah, copy right. Give me a really like a walk off song that or walk on song that we've used that you like. What did we just walk on to? Well, TV off, which I don't think I'm the right person to do. Frank, do that. No, no, no. Do a Kendrick Lamar song, Frank. I don't think I'm going to do that one. I don't know. Um, what do you do like a rendition? Disco inferno. I can do disco in one, two, three. Let's go. Little, Mouie. Let's go. Little Mama, show me what you're moving. Go ahead.

Get your back and two. Wait. Hearing that. Hearing that would be hilarious. How funny would it be if it's like, Ahmed is just like, you know, doing his,

you're getting us. Or we do it for a med song. We don't tell him. Oh my God. He's like, you know, whatever song is going on. If like he's,

because he walks out to like, I don't even know. You know. Last year was like, he did like not like us a couple times. Yeah. He did a Drake song once or twice. But like,

Imagine if like he's like ready to get hype and then it's just like oh ah Oh oh ah that's one of those things A song like that we should do this would be great we should get them every single show just do a different song We should do but like what song like what would be a good song whack-ass like it could be like not hype song like the chicken dance Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da that's a good one or like an actual song that Sarah McLaughlin The lights are going crazy The lights are going crazy In the arms

But he'd come off And you'd get pissed off He'd be like 100% It's tough It's fucked up Your set starts at 10 minutes I needed like an actual song

That he would walk on to And then you would redo it Yeah It'd be a toughie I think it'd be really funny though It'd be funny Not as funny as me getting A front row seat

To the greatest interaction I've ever seen in my life I was so proud of my dog this morning Oh, Frank. One of the greatest. Charlie did good. Yeah. He did good boy.

Listen to the morning that my dog had. My dog goes outside. Yep. Any of this involve bodily fluids. Frank. Of course. Oh. Of course it does.

Okay. Here's what this dog does, right? I take my dog out to a walk this morning. There's a little white dog like around him and they're sniffing and blah, blah, blah. They're sniffing the same tree. I hate little dogs. My dog lifts his leg. and is peeing, and then the white dog gets in the stream, gets pissed on.

My dog has pee that's, like, radioactive. It's yellow as yellow as hell. And, like, then it's a clear streak. And I was like, oh, my God, I'm so sorry. And she goes, it's okay, whatever, the owner. Then he walks over, gets in a pooping position, farts like a fat man. And then diarrhea comes out the color of a Timberlin boot. It was an electric, more.

morning. It was insane, dude. Just gets down. Pisses on a dog walks over, farts, and then water fountain of shit. It was nuts. It was crazy. That's the whole morning. Dude had a blowout. You've been there. You're a dad. With humans of humans. That's what I'm saying. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on. Yeah. Before we started recording, Joey goes, Before you asked, by the way, I put the bag on my hand, and I walked over, and I went to the air. I was like, yeah. So it looked like I picked something up, and I didn't figure anything up. That's a great question. What do you do if your dog, like, spray shit? That's just part of the earth now.

Like, what am I going to get a fucking turkey baster and pick it up? Oh, God. Fuck. I can't do that. I just walk away. That's disgusting. I go over and I make it seem like I'm picking something up. So I'm like, oh.

I mean, at least, yeah, at least show the effort. I mean, you know, the, the, the mens rea there is the idea. that like you're trying like you didn't have the wrongful mind I get it I hear what you're saying I didn't want anyone who's looking at me from like a balcony or something like this guy well yeah now you're you know our show is popular people know you anytime you go out what if someone sees like oh my god Joe Sintagos he didn't pick up his dog shit yeah I gotta get he didn't pick up bro you'd be done for yeah then you'd be known as Joe Sadagado podcaster male model slash not picker up or up shitter I also complain about that a lot

for other people. Like, I don't like, you can't be part of the problem. No, I can't. But, I mean, if it's, I do do too, cha-cha-cha-cha, I can't do anything about that. Gandhi said, be the change you want to see in the world. He was specifically. I thought that was Will Smith. mentioning people that don't pick up their dog shit.

I mean, he probably wasn't not. I mean, it's a very universal. It's a blanket statement. It could mean anything. So it could be about, you know, philanthropic work. It could be about, you know, just being kind, human beings. beings, loving, passionate, compassionate, empathetic. And then die, dude.

And then your dog absolutely just painting the fucking sidewalk brown. It was a, it was a grass patch. But he also painted that dog with radioactive yellow piss. It was crazy. How does that owner let that dog get there? Like, was he on or off the leash? Bro, if I saw a dog pissing, my dog's going there. I'm pulling the reins.

Well, they were both just like, like, interacting. And like, I take them off the leash. And like, usually people around there do, because. it's like off the street. So it's like they would have to just take off in order to get to the street. So they let dogs interact and stuff like that. Bro, that dog takes off.

It's gone. Your dog. My dog? Yeah, no, he's not going anywhere though. He's got too much anxiety. Yeah. Yeah. I hear you.

My sensitive stomach, I can't run too much. Well, yeah. I mean, it's sensitive all right. I was going to say. I saw that this morning. Here's the thing. Anytime you bring up this dog on this show.

His stomach is a Pisces. Just like me. Sensitive. Poh. Yo. Thank you for laughing. We've said some dumb things on this show. That's by far my least favorite thing you've ever said.

The horoscope? Yeah. What's the difference between a horoscope and a zodiac? I think the horoscope is like the messaging that goes along with the zodiac sign. I thought there were different signs. Well, no. I think the zodiac is the sign. And the horoscope is just like,

today a Pisces is going to show their real. Power. And it's like, okay. You're going to meet someone and you just got to be open to receiving what you are meant to receive because otherwise you won't. Look, look, if you're into it, I support you, do your thing. But just like, if, and I'm pretty sure we've brought this up before, but like, if you meet someone new and they don't ask their sign within. If you're, listen, I'm going to give you guys, here we go, dating advice with Frank. Here we go.

Okay. Take it from me. I don't know how I secured my wife. I didn't secure her. She's not my possession. Maybe she is. I don't know. I don't write the law.

Maybe she is. I have no idea. But if you're, if you are into horoscopes, yeah. You don't bring it up until third date. Third date. If I'm on a, bro, if I'm on a first date with someone,

And they want to know your horoscope. And they're like immediately like, what are you? I'm like, Hispanic? Yeah. Like what? There's either way you're asking, I don't like here. But like, if they're just like, you're Leo, like whatever, there's no like, I just at a first impression, I think like it's a little intense. Is Beck into horoscopes?

I feel like she would be. Um, not really. I mean, like I think like super passively. It's not like her religion. Yeah, no, like if she read something and she's like, oh, that's interesting. but like she's not going to like on a daily occurrence read it. I'll be honest with you about this, right? When it comes to horoscopes or whatever the fuck,

I'm like, this is obviously a crock of shit. But then when they fit? When they fit to like, ooh, Pisces, they're creative. I'm like, okay, that's vague. Yeah. And they're very sensitive. And I'm like, what the hell? What the hell?

What the fuck? How the fuck does it know me? The type of thing. And the reason I hate it is because and I don't hate it. I don't want to say that. It's a bit strong. The reason I really, really, really dislike it.

Yeah. Is I remember any time I've met someone that's into it and they find out I'm a Leo, it's a giant reaction from them. They're just like, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And I'm just like, take it back with the oh, yeah. Now you know, you can just hit him with that roar. Bro, do you?

If someone asks, you just roar their face? Do you remember? Yeah, right? Do you remember this was like 2015? Which is 10 years ago Isn't that crazy? Oh my God Yeah

That's a decade Isn't that crazy Isn't that bananas Bro 2020 was five years ago That's insane So do you remember When we went out to McCann's

And I just like struck up a conversation With a girl at the bar And she was like Reading my energy Do you remember that? Wait Was this like an old woman?

No she was a younger woman Oh. But like, then she was like, I'm going to read you my poetry. Now I remember. Do you remember that? Bro, we were sitting and like, it was not like a conversation like, oh, let me go get this girl at the bar. That was, you know that me. That was never my like approach.

Right. But she was like at one point in conversation. She was like, um, do you mind? I'm like, mind what? She's like, just like, do you mind just putting your hand out like this? And I was like, like, like that? She's like, yeah, I was like, okay. And she goes, I was like, what was that?

She's like, I'm reading your energy. And then I fully. She takes your hand away. She's like, oh, bro. Like you pick. And then I was fully bought in. I was just like, did you feel it? You know, just like, I started.

So then I mean, come on. Frank Frank was back. Yeah. I mean, an opportunity like that presents itself. And then I have like I'll, I don't think I have it. But like I had the conversation like in our group chat.

I told you guys about like what she said. What she was saying and she was like, do you mind if I read you my poetry? And she's a pretty intense first meeting. Bro, but like that's what I'm saying. If you're into it, good for you. I support you.

It's your thing. Have it. To yourself. Yeah. Wait until a couple dates in to introduce it. Dude, do you remember? This is all so funny because this happened at bars that we would go to when we were like underage. McCanns, by the way, which was.

All right, pee. It's gone. But also the last place you would expect. Yeah. Someone to read your energy. It's just a diving Irish pub. Where our friend fell down the stairs and cracked his skull over. Oh, my birthday.

Yeah. And that was when my grandmother died around that time. Oh. Good for her. A lot to sell. Celebrate. I'm kidding. Oh, God.

I'm not to celebrate. So close to Mother's Day. I remember one time I was at Dimmar Station, and I ordered sliders. And the place is called Dimmar Station, also R-I-P. I love that place. It was a pretty cool spot. Hate it how the bathroom was up 40 flights of stairs. What the fuck was that about?

Jesus. I just want to take a piss. I don't need to work out. It's ridiculous. But anyway, I ordered sliders, and they brand that. top of them with this logo that says DS and I like was I was eating one of them the other one was on a plate and this older woman walked by and just went dick suck I went what she goes dick suck DS dick suck and then walked away

what was that crazy crazy and I was like I'm literally 20 bro like Astoria now is kind of known as a pretty young hip like vibrant nightlife spot But like the bars back in like 2011, 2012, before it like boomed into what it is now, it was like McCanns, Dittmar Station. Rockies. And Rockies. And they were the biggest pieces of shit. I can, in hindsight, listen, I hated Rockies. Because it was like where like the worst of the neighborhood went.

But like, I can also fully acknowledge that Dittmar Station was that, but just slightly, it had karaoke. Also this play. That's the only different. A difference at karaoke. And it was, you would get characters there because you would, you would get a fucking, it's right below the train. Yeah. People before they got on the train or after the train, they would just come in there. It was like, you get creatures in there.

And they didn't card. So we were going there at like 17, 18, 19. I remember. I went on a double date there one time. Yes, I did. And I'm there with my mom. Yes, with my mom. And I'm sitting with, and.

Here's the funny thing. The way that the place was set up is you walk in. It's skinny. The bar is right here and it's skinny and it's all bench seating. And there's like a back area. There's like a back area, but that's like toward the back of the place. You have to go to the whole runway. You have, it's literally a runway. So I'm sitting there underage with my mom. All right. We'll say that. You already said it. I already said it. You were with your mom. No, I actually think at the time we were up age because I remember it was we, we, Yeah. The girl I went to high school with.

Yeah. Yes. Okay. So I was of age. Got you, ma. But I remember it was like the only place to sit was directly across from where you guys were. So I saw you and these two girls. And then the other person that was with you on the date.

And it was just so funny because I'm talking to my mom. And then across. And it was crazy. By the way, that girl also tried to fight me in sixth grade. Oh. And there was. I'm not going to say that She was a character

I have a story about her that I will not say Also not the person that I was on a date with Also, I want to say this Never saw either of a kid Yeah, I wonder whatever happened to them I have no idea I really was into the girl I don't know

This is the first time I ever met her And I was her friend Her friend Not the one, the one you went to high school with I know it was the crazy one Yeah And her friend was very quiet And like she was cute

her friend was like was her name like something with like a precious stone or something like that no it was an interesting name though I remember the name I think it might have been because the other girl I'm sorry this is this is us here forget this I think she was Egyptian yes okay all right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

but yeah that was like an interesting day oh man the good old days the good old days can I ask you a serious question and a lot of people have said this like I remember I said this out loud which doesn't surprise you because you often hate what I say. When you hit 21, did it kind of make drinking less fun? That's a wild thing to say. I don't think so.

I think it was fine because I feel like you could only go to like a few places when you're underage. That you're like, oh, do they card or do they have a lot? Yeah, but like it was so much cooler. It was cool to be like, oh man, yeah. It's just like, yeah, got in. They're not asking at the door. But I was also afraid to order drinks. Never, never in a million years.

My mentality was always like walk in, act like you own the place. Yeah. And it worked. Yeah. I mean, once you're in, you're like, all right, I'm good. I was like young going to bars. Yeah. And like the mentality that I always had was literally like the idea of like walk in, pretend like you own the place.

And then, eh, you know. You know, be a regular. Yeah. How you doing, Chief? It's like, you're 14. Get the fuck out of here, dude. In hindsight, looking back on it, I've seen pictures of me at 15, 16 years old. I thought I was the coolest person in the world because I was just like, they believe it.

Were we in bars at 16? I can with confidence say I was. I don't know if I was. Not like every weekend, but like on the occasion. I think, I think 18 is when I started going to places. Well, my sister, our sisters are several years older than us. Your sister didn't really drink. No, she'd still, doesn't.

My sister drank enough for both of them. Got it. So, like, we'd go to places with her. So, like, I would go to places and she would always, she would get in, and then she'd say I was her twin brother. And it was, like, what I remember when she, remember she worked for the karaoke company? Yeah. Oh, yeah. That was an easy one.

That was an easy one. Yeah, we're getting off topic. Speaking of drinking, Aunt brought another little trick. You know him? He's got his tricks up his sleeve. It's Antonio's bag of tricks. Well, he keeps him in his pockets that he wears. And all those...

Just in case a truck flips over with all those dimes. Yeah, exactly. By the way, I saw that clip. I'm reminded again where you thought you could carry 50 grand or whatever the fuck. No, five grand. Sorry. We all have moments where we make mistakes. So true.

It happens, brother. What's the new trick this week, Frank? So the trick this week, probably put these up here first. Here, you can have these. We need towels? Yeah. Are you spraying me with something? Because I don't want to be sprayed.

So get on your knees. Oh. What was that? Oh. It's the... Holy shit. It's the world's heaviest mug. I think.

Right? Is that what it is? World's heaviest mug. And I want to know if you can drink from it. Well, here's the thing. How heavy is it? I think it's around 20 to 22 pounds. I think that's bullshit. This feels way, bro, I can, I've lifted

this is at least 30 pounds. I mean, the way that you're holding it makes it look better. But also, you know when you do like kettlebell presses and stuff like that? Because you have to hold it in a weird angle. Yeah. Oh, wow. So, You're going to drink out of that? We're going to drink out of it.

We're going to smash our teeth out. I think we'll be okay. We're going to get wet. Why'd you say? We're going to get wet. So I want to see who could drink better out of it. Can you try first? I mean, it's by you.

And it might take a couple minutes to get it over there. So we're just going to add a little beep, beep of water. Okay. Fill it up, fill it up. Fill it up. I like the wet T-shirt contest shirts as well. I'm letting you know. God damn it.

I'm letting you know right now. My nipples are coming. That was crazy. I'm letting you know if it cuts it I'm in a different shirt. We know what happened. Okay. So you got it. Be careful.

Don't blast your teeth out. Can I use? Do strong lip. Do a strong lip so it doesn't hurt your teeth. The handle, the handle. The handle. You got it. Can't use the other hand.

Be careful of your teeth. Look at heavy. Is it that heavy? Yo, it is heavy, brother. Let's try this. hand because this wrist that's what it is almost went yeah yep easy yep yep yep all I see is him going this go just a little sip you can do it by the way if you're listening on audio this is going exactly the way that you think it's going just got a little sip are you going

two hands oh he's double-handed I got it double-handed oh he's got it now he's doing this looks like it's not going to work out at all oh it's good you're good He's got two hands I'm out of one hand it Yeah You can do it You got it Are you giving up?

No All right The more you try I'm gonna get wet Here we go Yeah Yeah Yeah

Hype yourself up Hipe yourself up Who's the man Doff He did it Thank you Thank you so much You just had to hype yourself up

And scream Brother That's heavy That's a heavy guy Now I'm worried I'm not gonna clean Clean the mouth off You're cleaning it like a priest

I probably shouldn't do that, right? What'd you say? I was going to be a priest. Oh, you could be a priest. No, I actually. Was I supposed to understand what you were about to do? He's going to say something crazy. Okay.

Too much? No, no, I think you should do more, honestly. Shut up! Here. All right, let me try. All right, give it a shot, because this is a heavy baby. What the fuck? Yo, that is...

I don't know if I could pick that up. I don't think... Like, I think 20 pounds is not accurate because that feels like a 35-pounder. There's no way this is 20 pounds. I could throw 20 pounds in the... Yeah, I agree. 20 pounds is light work.

Oh, zone. Can you look it up while we're doing this? Yeah, look up how heavy it is. It's 22 pounds. Get the fuck out of you. No way that's 22 pounds. It's just an awkward weight. Where I can curl 40.

No, it doesn't... Yeah, that doesn't mean shit. It's... I'm telling you that's heavier than 20 pounds. 22 pounds. Look at you Well you have to put this down so it doesn't smash on the table So take that Okay

This is I would have brought Bibbs Fuck you Dude you got this I know Bro that could kill someone Yeah

Easily Okay All right go Go one hand This is gonna be hard Bro I'm not even kidding I could see someone breaking their wrist Trying to do this

Let's go mother sucker Yeah? Where should I put my... Hmm, I'm leaving up on that. Just go. Come on baby. Hey, look at me. Yeah.

Yeah. It's so hard to get it like this way. You have to, because here's the part, here's the hard part. You can pick it up. Ooh. You need to this. My wrist! I know, I told you.

Yeah, you need a tilt. You need the tilt or you got to, you got to crotch yourself. Mm. You got this. Hey, hey, hey. It's hard. Okay, let me try again. You got it.

I'll go left now. We're going left. We'll do it live. I don't think left is going to work for you, man. All right. See, I'm afraid you're going to smash my teeth in. Here, you can do two. This shit is healthy.

You could do... Healthy? Okay, the body of Christ, amen. Pleading it like a priest. Oh, easy. Yeah, all right, all right. So that's not fun. How about this?

How about I try to lift it with? one hand and poured it in your mouth. Are you insane? Mama! It's not going to happen. It's not going to happen. It's not for me. Bro.

Were you able to do that, aunt? I could sort of do it. Sort of do it? Sort of do it. Like how you can do it. Yeah, dude, he's got the biggest dick in the West. You can do it.

Oh, man. Well, I guess good on you, my friend. Thank you. Oh, my God. It's healthy. Okay, get serious, all right? Because there's a... Brand new laptop.

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Let's get a moment of silence, though, for porn. A moment of silence for porn? Yeah, it's being, it's being apparently, isn't it being? Oh, I was like. It's like there's a chance that it could get banned. Okay, yes. I love how you said moment. Moment of silences are like...

For dead. For dead, like, yeah, people, like, oh, let's have a moment of silence. They do it on like, you know, like the anniversary of D-Day. And I guess now you want to do it on behalf of the potential of porn getting banned. Not. I saw that. On the heels of D-Day. There are some lawmakers.

There are some lawmakers that are, uh, They want to ban porn. Potentially trying to ban porn. You know my feelings on porn. You love it. I'm just saying, like, is this a bad thing? I mean, this is a weird, like, how do you argue on behalf of this? Of behorn?

Like, who is going to... What did I say? Of be horn? Like, who's going to be the person who should be like, we shouldn't ban pornography? That's a weird thing to defend. Even if you're, like, pro porn. I think it's more of just like... Who's going to be the Congress person?

Good job. You like that. That's going to come forward and just be like, wait a second, guys. Take it easy. Being a little hard on porn. I think it's more about like freedom to do if you want. Sure. But there's, I think that the way that they are approaching it is like they want to protect against like obscene material.

What's obscene? I think porn is obscene. What is obscene? To me, obscene means like, like, a next level of, like, whatever. Like, two people having sex is not obscene. No, correct. I don't think porn is just like, here's two people just having regular sex. It's two people in love.

Yeah. No one is being like, oh, this is a loving couple. It'll be like, you know, like, oh, my stepmom is such a dirty slut today. It's like, what the hell is going on? I got stuck in the dryer. How? It's circular. There's nothing to get caught on.

What the hell? I didn't order 12 pizza pies by 12 different people. That's the obscene parts. But like, who's going to defend that? Yeah, I don't know. Who's the person that's going to be like, you know what? I'm going to stand up for the boy. Well, I think that like people who work in the industry obviously are going to be like,

bro, we should be able to fuck each other. I don't think anyone is taking that. write from them. You know what I mean? On tape for monies. Well, like, here's, I guess, how do you, like, do you draw the line then at, like, only fans? Why don't we do this? I think a good compromise is that we just change the titles. Like, why don't we make it so, like, we just write, like, two young people really in love or having sex, and even if they're going crazy on each other. I don't think anyone's in love to shove their dick in a pizza pie and then open a box and show it. No, but, you know, you don't,

you do it. What is the show? Love makes you do crazy stuff. You know, like put that like down there and like try to, you know what I mean? Maybe that softens the mold.

So you think it's just the, the title that might be the obscene part, not the content. I think that, honestly, I think maybe. Like sometimes the obscene part

is the title where it's like, big white pole in little petite and you're like, bro, chill. Like, take it easy. Like, why can't we just say like a nice,

a nice guy, nice girl meet and have a good time. Do me a favor. When you guys submit this to get uploaded, just let me know the moment at which you got demonized. If it was not during this conversation, I would be astonished. It'll give us a time. Yeah, like, she can't just be like, oh, she's a scientist. She's always

a filthy pig tail. So you think, so you think whoever's job it is to come up with the titles, they should just be like, take it easy. So like, if it's, you know, just be like, you know what? Be in love. Woman had a hard work week.

And what's a hard dicking? Well, see, but even that. Well, that's a compromise. Well, I think, no, I think you could pull it back more. Listen, also, I have to admit, like, it's a weird thing to defend. But, like, just be like, go like the non-obscene route. Just be like, tough week at work.

Someone just needs a little R&R, you know? What's that? R&R could be like, What is that? Like Ronnie and Ryan, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, but what is R&R? I don't know what it actually stands for. But it's like rest and relaxation.

Is that it? I don't know. Yeah, people use that term. Okay. You know. But like make it something like that. But then also the context, like the actual substance that it is is probably the obscene part too. I just think that it's probably better for, you know, if like, especially with the younger men of the world.

who are kind of psychotic at the moment, I will say. Okay. And I don't think there needs to be more of this aggressive, like, bent over fucking hammer-style type of shit. You know what I mean? I mean, soften up the titles. I've said this before, and I know you, like, it's a joke at this point, but, like, I wonder how many people, like, in the world today, like, their view of sex is what they've seen in porn.

An overwhelming majority. So like there might be an argument for it because like how many like unhealthy relationships have come out of that. Maybe also there's something to suggest that there have been healthy relationships that have come out of it. Sure. But I think the funniest part of this is that someone's going to have to go up there and defend it.

I don't think that they're defending porn as like, I love porn. Chill out. Like I don't think it's like that. I think it's more of like, how can you stop people from? wanting to have sex on camera for money if people are willing to pay for it. It's more of like a freedoms thing as much as... I think it's more of that than it is like...

I need jackhammer porn. Well, there is a duty to protect what media can and can't be out there. So that's the approach they're taking, is that like, if it's absurd, obscene material, we cannot allow it to be, you know, peddled to the masses. I think that we should probably just start if we're gonna if we're gonna get to a compromise we should start

dialing things back so I don't think that anyone needs to be stretching open anything anything yeah like what if they started adding in like no more stretching like they take out like certain like audio tracks and put in like sound effects you know yeah yeah oh yoin yoin yo yeah something like oh yeah yeah what happened to that what happened when the tongue would fall out of the mouth and the eyes would pop out and It would be like a wolf. Yeah, but we don't need any of the stretching. You're sticking on the stretching.

Because that's obscene to me. I mean, all of it is. Yeah, I get that. But no, that specifically is like, no two girls, one cop. Oh, my God. You can't have that. Do you even consider what that was to be pornographic? There was two naked women.

I feel like that was just a nightmare-ish. I heard that was like a movie. And like it was a scene in the movie. I don't, I don't. Oscar winner. And the Academy goes to. Two girls won't cup. I was.

So. I got it. Yeah, you know what I was like. But yeah, they're going to, they're going to ban the, the Pern. Which is fine. Where do you draw the line? Because the new Grand Theft Auto game is coming out next year. And like, I'm sure you could do stuff in that, yeah.

Can you do stuff in the last one? Grand The Threatherst Auto. I mean, you could. You could like, I've like went to a strip club and I beat up the owner and took some cash, I think, in the last one. But I don't know if you could like. You could pick someone up on the side of the road and what the car just like. And the car kind of shakes. And then you lose 50 bucks.

And then they walk out of the car. They're like, thanks, Daddy. You know. And then you shoot them and then you take it back. Everyone did that. Yeah. This is crazy. Everyone did that.

I've also. What a wild game, dude. It's such a crazy game. My mom bought it for me. That is crazy. But she was like, I didn't know. I was like, the name of the game is a try. Oh, your mom.

You ever, like, think of, like, how naive your mom was. And she'd be like, it was kind of cute. Yeah, the game is named after a felony. Yeah, but that's only one part of it. Like, there's a guy with a dog and a gun. Yeah, but that's not like. She probably didn't know I was going to be. You didn't know, like, yeah, you can run around and shoot and stuff.

But also, like, they didn't know that you can go and, like, you know, get back alley hand jobs and shit like that. I never did any of that. I would just do, like, weapons cheats and I would fight the police and I would like drive through crowds of people what I would okay I would do that too I'm just being honest and this is when I played grand theft of five which was the one that came out yeah what 12 years ago at this point almost 13 by the time the next one comes out I would my my thing was I would drive through the airport to try to steal a plane and see if I can get away because when you drive into the airport instantly the most amount of stars like the police

are after yeah so like that I always felt like how long could I you know. Yeah, that's usually how I played that game too. Just do shit like that. Have you seen the trailer for the new one? I, yeah, I have. The internet's quite a buzz for it. Because for the first time ever,

one of the main characters is a woman. Okay. And it's in Miami. Right. So, like, people are like, could you go and get like a BBL for this thing? You know? Dr. Miami's in the game.

But like, bro, in Grand The VIII, like, you could do some, like, you could put them in, like, underwear and running around and shit like that. Really? Yeah. I forget how that game went.

There was three guys, though. That's what I'm saying. Like, you can run around in underwear as three guys. Like, do you think the perves are going to be out in full force for this? Frankie. Obviously, they're going to be out. They're going to be in full, like. When does this game come out?

Next May, May 26. I mean, if they ban porn. So there's a good question. It's like, you remember the whole thing with Granthaddo of San Andreas, the whole coffee, cup of coffee thing? No. You don't remember that? Hillary Clinton was, like, big on that.

It was a, I think it was a mission in the game that, like, you could only get to, with a cheat code. And it was like, you go on a date and then you go home and you, fuck. What? I don't think you can, like, I don't think you can, like, control during the sex, but, like, it'll be like. There's a scene? There's a scene where it'll be, like, outside. You know what I'm talking about. I don't, there was a joke.

going around like we convinced my friend that you had to go on a hundred bowling dates with your girlfriend to have sex with her that's that's yeah like you couldn't that's not true but I remember in like grand theft auto st. Andres it was like a big it was a big thing people were using that to like ban video games that there was like a sexine in it can you look it up while we're so weird though like why even put that in there I kind of agree like it's weird like at what level is it like bro and red dead redemption too. you can go like hunting and fishing which like there are video games specifically for that do you yeah you could play darts and poker like why do why why am i going to play a video game to play darts and poker and fish so i i agree with you but then there's something in my mind i remember i would watch this was a while ago when i would stream on twitch so i would watch some people playing and there's a game where it's just power washing and like shit is dirty and you're just power washing it

and I was like all right I could like but those are different games I'm saying like that doesn't need to be in Grand Theft Auto yeah like in Grand Theft Auto I shouldn't be able to open

a fucking like You shoot of innocent person in the head and then you power wash them Yeah like a lawn mowing business I did play that game that game was incredible what's that

It was like lawn mowing simulator or something like that It was on your phone? No it's on Xbox If you have game pass And you have Xbox. You played a lawn mowing? Bro, you open, you start off.

You like open your own, like, lawnmine. Landscaping company. And, like, you need to do a certain amount of lawns well to, like, get better equipment. Hell yeah. And, like, hire people and shit like that. I was in. Did you have an empire?

No, I only played, like, two or three times. And then I deleted it. It was free. Right. But, like, that should be its own game. Like, don't put that. You don't need to put that in Grand Theft Auto. Sure.

But, like, people, I'm telling you, the per. I'm calling it now. Perves are out. The perves are coming out for Grand The Thoughts. I mean, the perves are always out. It was in the game, but they scrapped it, so it was backdoored, and then a hacker essentially released it. But it was a hot coffee minigame.

You were right. I told you. That's what the mission was called, like, hot coffee. Yeah. And it was basically that, like, you, CJ meets a girl, and, like, they go home and have sex. But I don't think it was, like, you can, like, you know, like. Press A to thrust. Yeah, like, Parapa the Rappa, like, on.

Unbeat, press. Circle, circle, circle, circle, circle. Kick, punch, blow. Yeah. I used to fuck with that game. That game was pretty sick. Parapara the Rapa. Oh my God, dude.

That just brought back something in. You know how I feel about video games? Do you remember the game that I had? I loved this game. It was called Fighting Force. No, I remember you playing and loving the hell out of Jersey Devil. You know what's funny? I did love that game.

And then one day, I don't know why I did this. I started looking up gameplay from all those old PlayStation games. Like, I was about to say Johnny Bravo, but that's not what I meant. Blasto. Blasto. That Jersey Devil, both of them are trash. Well, I mean, with today's eyes, sure. Bro, I loved Blasto.

I loved Blasto. I was Phil Hartman. Oh, my God. He did the voice of Blasto. There was all those games like medieval. Bro. They made a remake. Was it good?

On the PlayStation. People were like, yo, this is incredible. But like, remember Gex, the Gecko? Yes. Croc. Now you got me. Yeah, that shit was, those shit. You got me.

No, I got to, I just want to look up old PlayStation 1 games. PlayStation games from the early 2000? Late 90s was probably, because PlayStation 1 was from 1995, I want to say. Also, Metal Gear Solid. Let's not even go there. Ciphon filter. Joey was on it. Ciphon filter, bro.

You get a taser. You start tasing people until they, like, set on fire. We're noticing a trend here, Joey. We're noticing a trend. I'm just saying that's a weird thing to put in the game. Cool borders. Here we go. Cool borders.

Wow. Bro, you know what game I went so fucking hard on, dude? You remember SSX tricky, the snowboarding game? I never had that. Dude, that game was so fucking good. It, chicken, too, by, cool, by, tube, by, that. And then you could fucking, like, do the worm on your board and shit like that. And then, like, you know, do like a fucking triple backflip in Garibaldi.

Good times. All the crash bandicoots. Well, yeah, those are. I mean, the first, I should say the first three. After, after warped, they got, like, bad. Did you ever fuck with Final Fantasy? No, dude. I played one.

People love Final Fantasy. And, like, cool, but, like. I played one because I got it in a cereal box. Bro, cereal? What's good with you? There used to be, like, legit shit. boxes. You mean back when companies were more willing to be open to collaboration with their intellectual property? That's what I'm saying. Bro, cereal boxes, I used to open up and there used to be

five fucking cool, like, lightsaber spoons in there. Now what's in there? Calestero? Fuck you, cereal. MLB. What's the one where you can like, someone hits a double and then you go to second base and you beat their shit out of them and then they're out? A slugfest? That's it. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, you just fight people. I love when video games like didn't take themselves too seriously. Now it's like a video game comes out and it's like art. And like we're gonna tackle

conversations about mental health. Which cool. Love that. Honestly, I do. Being able to do that in a medium like video games where a lot of people feel comfortable to express themselves and live in that little world. Love that. But also, give me a game where I can run as fucking Jeremy Shockey down the field, stiff arm someone's face

and then they hit a brick wall and go through it. Yeah, touchdown. You know what I mean? Sport games. Madden. Sports. I don't want this shit. Oh, you need to work hard to sign your rookie contract. Fuck you. Put me in the NFL. Put me in the NFL.

Now the NFL games are like, you want to play in college? What do you think I'm here for? If I wanted to, I'd get the college game. You want me to earn it? I bought the game. Put me in the league. And also, you remember that game that came out? It was called Blitz the League.

And it had like Bill Romanowski and Michael Irving on the cover. And it was like, oh no, you're going. guy broke his leg, you're out six to eight weeks or take steroids and you're back in the game next play. I was like steroid, steroid. Yeah, dude. I understand that we want to promote people remaining healthy and responsible and not promote

drug use. But like six to eight weeks, those too long. If I'm trying to become a star in the FLN, the football league nation, I should, because they can't right, you can't legally use the NFL. Got it. Like, you just did. We're done. Well, no, no, no, no.

I get it. The game. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like, now video games are just like, that's why I love, you've never played it and you never will. Doom? I played Doom. You played Doom 64. Yeah.

Doom Eternal and then Doom the Dark Ages. I haven't played Dark Ages yet. But like, bro, it's just like, you're put in a room with a thousand demons and you have a chainsaw-fist and a shotgun with a chain. It's just like, yeah. Four, you go play this game where you're Tiger Woods and you need to pick the right fucking iron. Fuck you, Tiger Woods. Sorry. I love Tiger Woods.

I have no issue with him. He did some stuff that was a little questionable at points, but like... Cheated on his wife. Cheated his white. With a thousand people. He numbered them, didn't he? What? Wasn't there like...

That's a detail that I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong. Happens. Could be wrong. Things happened. But wasn't it like they were listening to his phone as like number 14, number 12? That's insane if that's true. Also, you could just, they could have been, you got a golf joke right there.

Yeah, par 12. Whole three. Oh, there it is, yeah. Also, par 12? You shooting on the moon? Yeah, what are you shooting? Across the country? Here we go.

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Yeah, I don't think they can call them. Yeah, there was like that whole thing that came out. It's like it's not Kentucky Fried Chicken. Well, something came out I don't want to say it Because I don't know it Oh Some came out

And I'm not aware of it But We talked recently That they were doing the fried chicken Toothpaste Oh we never order any of that Yeah and do me a favor On the company card

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It's high smile. I smile, yeah. What is KFC? They're back. They're back. So KFC decided that not only was fried chicken toothpaste where they want to discuss them. It's disgusting.

You know, I guess support marketing or a brand or whatever. They now have an ice cream flavor. Fried chicken? Nope. So they're releasing an exclusive ice cream flavor in Yuckeye. They're going to die me. Okay. And you're going to fucking dairy.

All right. But it's not fried chicken flavor. And any guesses? When's the last time you went to a KFC? Oh. I don't hate KFC. Years. I like KFC.

I like KFC. I like Popeyes. I like Popeye. Oh my God. I love Popeyes. I love Popeye. I haven't been to either in a very, like, over a year. Oh, that was, that's recent.

I thought you were going to say like eight years. I probably went like three years ago. Can we? do an episode where we just bring in... Bobbys? If we just bring in fast food for Joey and he eats it at the very beginning and we see what happens to his stomach

as the episode goes on. This keeps growing. Because... Chances would be that you would end up pissing your butt at some point during that episode. Just like my dog. That's full circle, folks.

That's right. Call back. What do you think the flavor is? Not fried chicken. It's not fried chicken. It's mashed potatoes? It already looks like ice cream. That would be kind of good. Mac and cheese?

No. Hold on. Like a mashed potatoes, but it's like a creamy garlic. I mean, an ice cream, but it's a creamy garlic? It sounds disgusting. Why? It sounds good. Just savory ice cream, not sweet ice cream.

Garlic ice cream? I kind of wouldn't hate that. You don't take vanilla ice cream and then put an olive oil on it? It's good. I think we did that somewhere. Like one of the desserts we had at a restaurant. Maybe it might have had that. It's good, though.

Yeah, I don't, I don't hate it. Wait, so what the fuck is this thing? Is it like corn? No, no, no, no. Popcorn chicken. No. Love the popcorn chicken. That would be chicken.

The flavor that they're releasing, the exclusive flavor they're releasing. Is it a menu item? It's with their food, yeah. So it's like one of those things. It's something that is like synonymous with like fast food chicken. Loaded wedges. Not where I thought you were going.

No, no, no, no. Give me a letter. They'll give it away. Give it a go. Gee. Oh. Green beans. Unbelievable that you can't get this.

KFC? Yeah. Green. Green? No. Gurg. Gerd. Gerd.

Gerd. Gerd. Gers. Gravy. Yeah. Oh. I'm a fucking idiot. Yeah, we know.

I'm a fucking idiot. We know. Gravy flavored. Gravy flavored ice cream. That's probably fire. I love gravy. Is it? It's better than fucking mashments.

potato flavored. I mean... Well, actually, them together would be ready to go. I was going to say. You would eat gravy-flavored ice cream? I think so now that I think about it. Remember when people would be like, they'd call like, semen man gravy?

Disgusting. Did your mind go there? Because you said I love gravy. Yeah. Baby batter. It's a better one. That's way worse, dude. Really?

We knew a kid named batter back in the day. Remember him? Holy shit. Yeah. We also knew a kid named seven. Who? We knew a kid named seven. Oh, someone's like little brother.

Yeah. Their actual name was seven. But there was batter. Someone beat the shit out of him. I forget. One of, one of our friends. One of our friends.

It wasn't me or you. We were pacifist. We chose love and beating up people only in video games. Yeah, it was too small for that. There was no way. I was whooping ass a deaf jam fight for New York. I'll tell you that. But a real...

50 cent was laying smack down. Red Man was kicking people in the nuts. But in real life... Gravy flavor it. Would you actually... How would... Like, here's my question. How do you even eat that?

Like, you'd have to eat it by itself. What are you going to put sprinkles on it? No. What are you going to put chocolate? Ew. Sprinkles... I love sprinkles. I love the little non-parallis.

Is that what they're called? What's that? The little circle ones that are crunchy. Oh, they're... The chocolate ones. No. The tiny little... The tiny little balls.

Oh, like on snow caps basically? Yes. Yes. I hate them. Why? They're crunchy. Because they get in my tea. Yeah.

And then you're an adult and get them out. I don't like them. I don't like them. You like the long, waxy ones? What's that? Like the, the like oval shape. Oh, yeah, like rainbow sprinkles, bro. Nah.

Those are subpar. Yo, can I say something too? Chocolate sprinkles are like way worse. than rainbow sprinkles. Like rainbow sprinkles are way bad. Rainbow sprinkles. Well, chocolate sprinkles, you get sprinkle sugar-neet. Sugar-neet. You get

sugary, sprinkle sugary, and you get chocolate flavor. With rainbow sprinkles, you just get, it's just additional sugar. There's no rainbow flavor. It's fun. It is fun. It is fun. Chocolate cookie. Crunchies. Do crunchies? Not cookies.

The ones that are in the Carvel cake? You know what I'm talking about? That they layer that Carvel cake with? Those are the best. Oh my. Yo, why don't we put that shit on top too, bro? Put it everywhere. That's what I'm saying. There's, there's, um, ice cream places by me that has those as a topping. Dirt? Don't they call it dirt?

No, that's like a whole separate, like thing. Yeah. Dirt's good though. Dirt. Dirt. Well, like the dessert. Dessert. The cup of dirt. Dirt's pretty cool, too, but I'm not going to eat it. I'll be honest with you. Dirt smells good. I would not eat it. Soil I would eat. What's the difference? That's a great question, too. What are those little white balls that are in soil, dude? I love those. Can you get them and you crunch them with your fingers?

I know I'm not supposed to eat soil, but you've got these little white things in there that look like marshmallows. Like, why do they make the things that will kill you if you eat them look so delicious? I think it'll kill you. I think it's like they stay. Bro, eat enough soil. Yeah, you're dead. Don't eat the whole earth.

You're dead, dude. You can have a handful, though. Bro, eat a cup of soil. You're a goner. No. Yes. I can put down a cup of soil. You're going to be in a world of trouble.

No. Let's have this. Let's have an eating episode where Joey. What's wrong with soil? I just think that like it's like compost, which is like molded, not good, biodegraded food. Is it? And like, I think there's shit in there too. I can't eat soil.

I can't eat soil. I think you wouldn't. I've gotten soil in my mouth for sure. Yeah, you're sure. You've gotten small amounts. But if you had a cup. Yeah. Of soil.

I can eat that. I'm not dying. Joey, you could eat it. you would be in pain. I don't think so. As long as there's no like big sticks in it. If, ooh, what if we mix it with ice cream? Soil ice cream.

I mean, kind of would, I would eat that. I guess. I love soil, dude. What's your, what's your, like, ultimate ice cream order? You're going to make fun of me. Traditionally, I've said this. I know, you said it's Briars.

You know what? Do you have no to... What the fuck is that? You have no toppings? I've experimented a little bit. Like, if you had to get your dream ice cream, it's no toppings? I've experimented a little bit. Here's where I've gone.

You ready? There's an ice cream spot by me that makes the dumbest cherry vanilla I've ever had in my entire life. It has giant ass pieces of cherry in it. Ugh. So good. That with those chocolate crunchies... Okay. In a cup?

I mean, I'll do. do cone too if we're getting nasty. Wait, what kind of cone though? The sugar cone. I like sugar cones. The one, the waffle cones? Fuck you. Who likes those? I only like waffle cones if they're going to stick it in the side of my cup. Huh? You know how like you get a cup and they put like a little piece of waffle? Oh, where

it's like lines the cup with a Yeah. No, but those are crunchy. Like, well, I'm talking the waffle cones that like once the ice cream melts a little, they get like soft and chewy. You know which ones I'm looking like the ones that look like it's like a Sugar cones are the best. I love sugar cones. Sugar cones are so good. The ones that they like dip in chocolate and like sprinkles.

I never had any of that you before. I get. Fuck it. I'm into it. So wait. No sauce? Caramel, maybe.

I'm not like chocolate like hot fudge. I'm okay on hot fudge. You're sacrificing the integrity of your ice cream. You're literally adding heat to it. I don't. I'll tell you what I fucking hate. Oh, I'm going to love this.

The people that dip it in that like magic shell, like the red magic shell and it comes out and it gets hard. the cherry dip I used to order Fuck you There was a summer when I was like 11 like I was like yo give me the cherry Dip Ew

I just like that it chipped And it made it like I was It like added this crunchy element Oh but that's why I get those little balls I know Ooh you ever do a A double You know you get ice cream and it's like two of them

Oh no I'm not dope What am I doing You're doing This is like some probably aluminum It looks Like, it's a weird looking one because I know what you're talking about. It has like the two spots and it's just like a pitchfork. Bro, and I would go to sky.

I'd be like, bro, if I had enough money for it, I'd be like, just give me two vanilla with rainbow sprinkles. I wouldn't even even make the shit up. You were getting nasty with it, dude. I also hated the people that got like, like, the cherry dip and stuff because they were always like $2.50 compared to the $1. Ice cream cone. And I was just like, you rich bastard. Yeah, like, take it easy. Yo, also, if you had money for ice, the ice cream truck and you got like,

a snow cone or some shit I should slap you Don't you dare speak disrespectfully My nephew got a snow cone I was like bro dude don't you dare speak disrespectfully as snow cones Wack Frankie

My nephew's birthday was recently And my brother got like a Like a Mr. Softie to pull up And like whatever And my nephew was like I'll take a snow cone And I was like You

Idiity! I love snow cones. Chip witch. Oh, too much. Too much what? Too much, Chip Witch. No. The cookies and the ice cream?

The only acceptable form of an ice cream sandwich is the one that has the chocolate on the butt and the top. The long one that has the buttons in it. You know what I'm talking about. I have those in my freezer as we speak. And I know how Joe used to eat them. I know exactly how Joe used to eat them. He used to lick around the side like a freak, dude.

He would hold this thing and he would... And this dude was a whore. Hey, he still is. He still is. Because I'm still on my fucking couch. Just like, oh, God. You're just licking the pussy at his ice cream sandwich. I really am.

That's crazy. Good for you. It really is the way to eat it, though. But then I don't go. No, it isn't. The way to eat it is, I'm... Nah, it's boring. The shit is over within like two seconds.

That's great. So you lick, you suck all the cream out of that thing. And not all of it. I leave some and then I start... fighting. This is getting crazy. Even I'll admit that one sounded wild. There's parts of the internet that are watching that are just like, keep going, Joe.

Keep fighting. Yeah, but then I, I mean, you just eat it. That's like the, you know. You know, you know my, my, my ice cream truck orders. Priority, Tweety Bird, Ninja Turtle, or Bugs Bunny. Have you ever gotten a, the banana split from one? No. Who do you think I was?

Warren Buffett? Come on. Those were like $11. Back in the day. Remember, yo, milkshakes. I used to get milkshakes and then I would be hurting for like a year. I spilled a milkshake in my dad's brand new truck and he never found out. Where did you spill it under the seat?

The front seat, backseat. Never found out. Really? Yeah. And he won't now because he doesn't watch the show and we're an hour and 10 in, baby. He ain't watching it now. He ain't watching it. Hour 10 in.

We can be 10 in. He ain't watching that. So it don't matter. But wow, that's fucked up. You didn't even pay for it. I remember those were like four bucks and everything else was like a dollar. And then one day, this dude pulled up and milkshakes were like eight bucks. I was like, what do you think this is?

We can track the trajectory of our nation and its greatness by what has happened to ice cream trucks. When ice cream trucks would pull up and they were at the most expensive thing on there, $2. and you knew that the drivers were slaying bricks of coke out of them. Oh, country was a great place. Nothing better. Now? $15?

Oh, $5 for this fucking... It's a Yankee Stadium Margarita or a milkshake. Yeah. Fifteen. What do you think he's going to pick? Margarita. Yeah. It comes in a shaker now.

Those are great. That's cool. You noticed that last time I went out. I did. I was there with you. Well... that's all I go all right yeah

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