The Basement Yard - #506 - Should We Go Deep Sea Fishing?

Episode Date: June 9, 2025

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Is that like a taboo thing? For me to salute? I think so. I think, first of all, there's like a very like specific way to salute. Like the feet need to be, like the hand needs to be at an angle or something. Bro, you ever see the guys near like the Capitol?

I don't know where they are. And I don't know what's going on. Well, when was the last time you were at the Capitol I know what you're gonna say and it wasn't January 6th I was actually at the Capitol when you were at the Capitol when I was there for your trial because of those but the guys who like walk very slowly but it looks like they're not taking steps and they're kind of gliding what the hell is that where what are you seeing that I don't think I don't think I know what you're talking about you

I saw on the internet of that, but I will say that are you talking to like street performers? I'm talking about the military You see how he speaks about a lot of sailors it was Fleet Week. It was Fleet Week. I had no idea I went to Hamilton there were sailors everywhere. Yeah They out here trying to put their little penis and other people there's also Sailing sailors. I think it was like a thing back in the day. I mean listen to the song Brandy, you know That she talks about falling off with a sailor, but his life his love and his lady was the sea So sailors used to like they would dock and then they would have unprotected and then they'd leave and they're babies

And he'd be like, oh, I'm a sailor so they would they would go and they would like repopulate like a shipping. Yeah town tortuga. I Don't know if that's a real place. Yeah, I think it's just parts of the Caribbean, but I I Don't I I know it was Fleet Week here. I Imagine that it used to be like a horny week in New York City I think now it's become like just kind of like whatever I think like 50 year old women love people love sailors There's that thing there's like it that old adage that like women love a man in uniform or something like that I think that's still true. I think it's just women like a man that has like

You know like not a fucking dumbass like a man that has like you know like not a fucking dumbass like the uniform adds a sense of structure like proceeds so ironic that that's how we try to explain that like a dumbass like fuck like not a fucking like this know what I mean like I think it's because like there's a sense of structure that comes along with the uniform like discipline speak for the women brain what if not if they're not going to speak for themselves who will me they're not able to articulate because of their small women brain let me do it it's because of the structure of sending the sailors send them on in no i think i think that was like a you know would you be on a ship

hell no like an aircraft carrier double Double hell no. Really? I would want to be on a spaceship. A flat one that can tip over? Frank ships don't tip over. They do they often tip over. Frank it's not 18125. Okay? That year hasn't happened yet. That's in the future. But it's not the 1800s the ships don't flip over. I think back then they probably flipped over less than they do now. I don't think any ships flip over. I mean it happened. I think back then they probably flipped over less than they do now I Don't think any ships slip over One just happened in like North Korea or something those are cruise ships. They deserve. No this was a My feet this was a like a Aircraft carrier flipped over in North Korea, and he was apparently not ours or there it was theirs well well I think

they have an out I don't know I don't know I can't confirm nor deny the status of the North Korean military and I'm not even gonna try they got wobbly ships clearly apparently but we've had some wobbly ships you know which ones there there's ships that have a little wobble to them. Yeah. You know? I took the ferry yesterday. You don't want to talk about a wobbly ship. What the hell? Yeah. Which one?

The ferry. Staten Island? No, from Manhattan. What do you say the ferry? I think it's known as the Staten Island ferry. Am I incorrect there? That's because you're not from New York anymore, buddy. We have a lot of ferries.

That hurts. Alright, so why? Just to see how it- I ran to Manhattan and then took the ferry home. Oh, did you like do that thing where you like, when you're like a jogger at like a stoplight, you keep running in place? I actually didn't have to stop, but I don't do that cause it's embarrassing.

I was gonna say, were you doing that on the ferry? I would not- no, no, no. I mean, that was the end of my run. I was quitting cause I had a ferry coming. How did it feel? How did the ferry feel? Yeah, very feel I love I Like the ferry it was it like a proper very scary weird Where was it a proper hold on was it a proper ferry that had those old like Dutch wooden wheels that like?

Makes them go because if it's not that it's not a ferry. It's just a big boat Those are what those are called like river boats or something? I think we're like Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, where it's I I I want to go on one hell Yeah, I actually think in Jersey. They have one. That's like a booze cruise where you can go on like a river boat and just drink I Mean what are you supposed to do on boats other than alcohol? Sit fish yeah, I don't know I guess that's why I've always been weird about fishing is probably fun Someone that grew up and dabbled a little in fishing not for me a little slow

Yeah, well, that's because you did when you were a kid true. You're like, well, I need to do everything Well, what am I gonna do as an adult? That's gonna be like exhilarating for like shark Oh, you have I think that you have an appreciation for sitting in the backyard and just listening to I absolutely do Are and having most disgusting scotch ever? Something like that back it up back it up now Just imagine there's a fishing pole and sometimes some gets on you go. Oh, whoa. Whoa. Yeah, but like I don't I don't know Why it's just like for me. It's just like the waiting is the hardest part. It doesn't make a difference What's the rest of the words from that song?

Waaaiting is the hardest part That is I have no idea what that is. Before my time. Tom Petty. Well But I just I don't know if I could Sit there like I know people that do like big game fishing like they fish fucking sharks tuna bro how the fuck does a little string well it's not that's the thing it's not a little string why not it's kind of like a it's like they have to wear like they have to wear like a harness and like put their the fishing rod in their balls yeah bro there's no way in hell that I would ever get in a thing that would be connected to a giant fish in the ocean

That's like like their boys are like holding them back like they're getting like no you got it You got it, and they're like trying to hold on and well you you've prepared for this you you like dubbed with someone out Of your league and like seventh or eighth grade and your boys were just like we got your back. Yeah, dude That's totally different Just think of that Dominican woman as a tuna and you as your seventh grade old self. I You're we're going and it's not like a bad Idea, but I really think that a tuna has more Power than you know, how strong can a well first of all, how big do see tuna get to? Big as fuck. I mean, okay How strong can a, well first of all, how big do sea tuna get to?

Big as fuck, Frank. I mean, okay. Two hundred pounds? Three hundred pounds? I think it's bigger than that, but even so, that's, you're pulling up a fridge. Bro, how fast can a three hundred pound tuna really go? Like I could, if you put me in a boat with my feet on the wall and just prepped with my boys, I think I could, I think I could reel it in successfully.

Josh is watching this frothing at the mouth because he's been trying to get us to go deep sea fishing for decades. Yeah. A fully grown tuna, how long and how much do you think they weigh? They can get up to. How long?

Get up to, I mean, we could all get up to like a thousand pounds. You know what he means. Why do you do that? He's like, well, there's up to like a thousand pounds You know what he means why do you do that? He's like well, there's people who weigh a thousand pounds so humans can get up to no tunas They can be I'll say 30 feet 30 feet brother. That's There are not even whales that size I mean blue whales I think ten feet I would say eight feet 350 pounds I'll say

210 pounds 10 feet it's saying Atlantic tunas could get up to 13 feet long and weigh up to 2,000 pounds 2000 That's a ton. So I'm trying to pull a fucking Volvo out of the ocean Volvo by the way that is driving like 40 miles per hour How fast are these bastards get because I imagine with that little fin that's a big fin back there dude if he's a 2,000 fucking pound it's probably like getting hit by a speedy. What do you do? Let me ask you a question with that little fin. That's a big fin back there. Dude, if he's a two thousand fucking pounds. It's probably like getting hit by a speeding- What are you doing? Let me ask you a question, Fisherman.

When you get it on the boat, what happens then? I think they hang it up, and they're just like, Wow! Hang it up? We did it! Like a sail? And it's gonna- you're gonna use it to- I think- well, I think, um... Mistake me if I'm wrong here. What?

Okay, you are wrong. That was wrong. That is- that is wrong. Mistake you if I'm wrong here. Okay, you are wrong. That was wrong. That is that is wrong mistake you if you are wrong And that is it Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think I heard something once That like tuna when you catch them. They immediately start eating their own Like when they're out of water like not not like I'm dumb but like their body starts to like break down so like once you catch a tuna you need to either get it on ice or get it in very quickly wait why what do you mean there they start to like eat their own body yeah like so like this is what like

you go starving and stuff like that your body starts to eat at your own mass your muscle your fat and stuff like that. It apparently, I could be wrong. Mistake me if I'm wrong here. Yeah but, but how would you hear something so specific and be wrong about it? Is that the way? Is that true? That's the way baby. They just know that humans eat them so they're like no no I'm gonna ruin this for you.

No I don't think it's about, they see humans and they're like let's start this process now. But how would that be a defense mechanism to kill you because they're out of the water? They're they're out of their element So in order to survive they do that because like they say apparently I always thought like you take a fish out of water This thing is dead in two minutes. Apparently it takes a while for them to die Which is the fish that you you catch it and then you have to beat it with a bat And I don't so I don't say that we should do that. I don't know.

But I do know that's a thing. I don't know. I've never heard of a fish that you have to physically harm. I'm too much of a- Like there's like an old Irishman with a bat and he's just like, Alright! Yeah. Time to get this guy. He's got a leather jacket with the collar up and he's like,

Where is he? Where is this fucking fish? Dude, I am too much of a bitch to ever go fishing because I would feel bad even putting bait on the end of the hook. I'd be like, no. Oh, that's sweet. That's very sweet. I'm serious. Like, that's wrong. I could definitely, I don't give a shit about worms, but a little fish I would feel bad about. But then once I got the fish inside the boat, I'd be like, oh my God, it's in his face. People use little fish to fish for big fish.

I know. Which is fucking crazy. Bro, I'd be like, oh my god, it's in his face! People use little fish to fish for big fish. I know. Which is fucking crazy. Also, they, they like, you're not supposed to do this, but they chum. Ehh! Which apper- Sorry. Where'd you go? I had something stuck in my teeth.

Which apparently is like illegal, like you're not allowed to chum, cause it could like create like really really dangerous situations. Yeah, with a big fucking shark pulling up, or a- I dunno. Two thousand pound tuna? Alright, two thousand pounds I'm probably out. Can you look up, by the way, if you could find anything, any information on tunas killing themselves on contact with oxygen or whatever Frank said? Yeah, maybe look that up, but I... I wasn't sure how that could be a survival skill.

Well, because like humans, once we are like start to starve our body starts to eat away at itself yeah I don't I think it's like a quicker process and I don't I forgive me if I'm miss this feels like a guaranteed no now that we're getting all the information out of you it feels like this can't be right but maybe it is it is possible I also could be like completely it's another type of fish. You know fisherman. Don't you I know fisherman I know one fisherman. Oh, you know what I know in fisherman. He does he does deep-sea tuna fishing quite often That's scary, and they're out there for days. Let me tell you what I like a

Little crab cage hell yeah a little trick. Hell Yeah, come in here some food in there gotcha Yeah, well, no you let it be and then We've said a lot Well, you let it be like you put something in there They go in there, and you pull it like four days later boom there's like half a dozen. Yeah fucking blue claws in there Oh, I want to go and dive with the colossal king crabs the ones that like Gordon Ramsay went down He's like what's up fuck easy

Well just I mean At that depth in that cold water, what are they grabbing onto brother? Oh? Yeah, not your dick Cuz that's already god will be will be like a board, okay? But like a pinch. Yeah, well apparently they can take off a finger. So like you need to be real careful. I was literally just about to ask if that actually hurts.

Getting your finger taken off? No, no, no, like a crab. I imagine, dude. Do you see the size of some of these king crabs? They could have like a wingspan of like five feet. What about like a regular crab? I mean, I imagine it hurts Do you see the size of some of these king crabs? They could have like a wingspan of like five feet. What about like a regular crab? I mean, I imagine it hurts like a pinch but like now lobsters I Don't know anything about them. They got one claw that they call like the ripper and the whole idea is that like it grabs on

in a fucking Beyblade, you know Jesus I would smash a fucking lobster's head I just I pinched me I don't I don't want to go on big ships right and I definitely don't want to go on smaller ships to hunt animals that are designed to fuck me up yeah like bro Jaws? Bro who's out here trying to catch swordfish? It's got a sword, leave it alone. Well, that's just because it's got a pointy nose. Isn't that not a tuna?

No. A swordfish? I- no, no, no, you don't need to pantomime doing a sword. I get what a sword is. But like, a swordfish- Tuna and swordfish are different. Hmm. I- I'll be honest, I thought they were one in the same. Why? There was two names. They look similar, don't they? Well now I don't know what a tuna looks like, but like a swordfish I feel

like is a very specific looking fish. So maybe it's just like a longer nosed... Tuna? Can you just google tuna? Yeah, I gotcha. I just I'm not really that sure but You thought swordfish and tuna were the exact same? Yeah, like that's a tuna. Oh It's got it doesn't have a nose at all. No, okay, so I'm wrong. Okay, and then a swordfish Okay, I'm wrong By the way, we got mats because people are complaining that we were slapping the test too. Yeah, I dramatically different Watch this watch this I am wrong. Okay done. They had two names. Yeah, but You have different names for like male and female like horses or cows stuff like that

I thought it maybe it was like one is like a male one is a female I don't know that's so interesting you live and you learn and you've never seen videos of like swordfish oh you thought tunas look like that that had the big sword yes oh so they do die within minutes of coming out of the water but that's because they need so much oxygen because they're so big. Because they're, yeah, they're fucking massive. Oh, that thing can't get enough.

They can't, yeah, they can't get enough. And you didn't find anything about this whole like eating away at their own place. I couldn't find a single thing. I feel like that, okay. All right. They do swim at 50 miles per hour. What? 50 is crazy.

2,000 miles, 2,000 pounds moving at 50 miles per hour. That is a full car, what? 2000 miles 2000 pounds moving at 50 miles per hour Gold car that's a full car that's basically getting hit by a how are we able to catch them? They bite and then they're on and then you I think they have to I know what fishing is but no no But I physically I think they literally let them tire themselves out. Like they'll be on the line for hours. And then at a certain point the tune is just like, you know what? Take me up. Rip. You know? But like, how can you lift that weight by doing this?

I'm sure it's bigger than the little like, snoopy ones that we had. I've seen them, they're like big fuckers, but it's like still like you cranked two thousand pounds up Well, it's probably more feels like more than two thousand pounds because of the speed at which it goes that's so insane You know so that's crazy stuff fifty miles an hour. It's unfathomably fast some of these fish What's the fastest fish? Do fish get faster than tuna? Yeah, how do you get faster than 50 brother? I believe what's the fastest? I believe something get up to 120 one one. What are you out of here brother the Ferrari of fish? No way

There's no way You know what I love you know videos I love you ever see those videos that guys that go like scuba diving and they get rid of the like invasive species like lionfish? Yes. And they're just like, Kate! And then they put them in like this big bag and stuff like that. I would do that. It's like when, you know, like prisoners are on the side

of the highway cleaning up trash or whatever. Is that what that is? Or like community service. Oh, okay, I gotcha, I gotcha, I gotcha. It's like they go down there to like do right by their community or something like that. I got you guys. It's like they go down there to like to right by their community or something like that I Could be wrong. Yeah, you know kidding 70 miles per hour still still very fast. What is it? What is it? Which fish?

The sales would I be saying the sailfish sailfish sailfish never even heard. What is this sailfish? I imagine it looks big the name makes sense. Well, Yeah, cuz it's sailing. It's it's flying Yeah, it's moving when you think about it should be the fly fish actually there's another thing aren't isn't fly fish Oh, that's a technique of fishing isn't that I? Know fly fishing is like a thing, but I don't know if you're catching fly fish I maybe I don't know jump out of the water. Oh fish. Fuck you guys I don't like there's so much like that's a whole world that two podcasters don't need to get into right I would prefer if they weren't so slippery

Yeah, that makes sense because then I could grab you you want to grab a fish out of the water Have you ever held a fish like raw yeah? Yeah, they're they're slippery bastards. Those are the spine sometimes I got spine some of them have like little needles. They'll poke you Like a stone fish. It's like the most venomous fish I Think we brought this up once on the show a stonefish Yeah, they have like blue venom that if it gets in you you're fucked dude and blue. Yeah, it's kind of cool Well, not when it's in you if I had to pick one though So if you're gonna die from a venom color what color would you rather it be blue blue the other ones I've seen like snakes are like yellow

crazy I don't fuck with snakes I do like watching snakes get devenomized that ain't it oh when they bite like the rubber on the cup and they're like oh you ever see when they take the venom and they put it in and with blood and then blood just turns into a Solid yeah, and like literally like 12 seconds He's like yeah, you just do this this and now it's a solid thing and I'm like that's a blood clot person's dead Yeah, yeah, that's why they say that you have mere seconds. That's not it minutes. Yeah, I guess technically you do have seconds But just a lot of seconds that have been categorized into a larger thing instead of going like 400 seconds You can just do minutes. You're exhausting

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We should probably talk about the fact that Frank had an irresponsible Memorial Day weekend hold on hold All right, I told you this in confidence. Well, what now? I'm pretty confident we're gonna talk about it. Okay, I guess we're talking about it now. First of all, define irresponsibility. Cause that is subjective. I feel like we're about to... you're right. It is subjective. Let's let people decide whether this is...

Well, I think we know that neither of us are physicians. I think we we know that Neither of us are physicians. I think I could say that with confidence. Mmm. Yeah. Yeah We neither of us went to school to study human health in any capacity. I did take a health class in high school Okay, so did I it was mostly about sex. Let's be honest and yours was probably about God God the Virgin Mary Let's be honest. And yours was probably about God. The Virgin Mary. The Virgin Mary's body, yes. Can I ask you a serious question? How did they like navigate that whole, because obviously a large part of Catholicism, Christianity

is the idea that the Virgin Mary gave birth, the Immaculate Conception. How did they navigate that and teach health at the same time? If they were just like this is how it happens now but like that was a separate thing. Yeah I mean that's the story like in the Bible. So they teach. I am I am referencing the Bible now you've done that you've gotten me to be like well that's what it says in the Bible. Well I think about it there is a whole line of ad sponsorship we haven't even touched yet. Do you think that Catholics and Christians are out here like? That's how babies are born. They it's supposed to be like a miracle that happened. I'm asking that's why I'm not like

I don't think I'm just asking. Catholics and Christians aren't under the assumption that like you just give birth But if it happened like maybe they're under the assumption that like if it happened once it could happen again But if it happened like maybe they're under the assumption that like if it happened once it can happen again No, I think that they love their God and they're like, you know It happened one time and he's coming back and he's gonna kill everyone except us. Gotcha. You had your hand up. What's up? Yeah, my science teacher in high school Said was teaching What's it called evolution? It's like I don't believe in it, but he was teaching, what's it called, evolution. He was like, I don't believe in it. But he was teaching it?

Yeah, he's like, I don't believe in this because we're Christian, but this is how it happens. Wow. Okay, all right. I mean, that's strange. To each their own. That was interesting. But back to what you are defining as irresponsibility.

Here's why I'm saying that. Frank was like, yo, kicked off dog dog sucking season had six hot dogs on Sunday Well hold on and I was like yo what and he goes and three burgers All right first of all Memorial Day weekend. You know we take our dog sucking season very seriously We were in sunglasses No, no yes, I was yes, I was of course then it doesn't count yes yes yes yes yeah then I know did you have any hot dogs during Memorial Day we know no and be really honest with me wait no I'm thinking way too loud um I think I may

have be really honest with me here. Seriously, please. Yeah, are you avoiding hot dogs or you just haven't had them? I just haven't been around them. You haven't been it at anywhere that had a hot dog. I haven't been with them bringing the hot dogs Giant hot dog. No, like you just like you've avoided like avoiding them I mean, I don't know that I would Buy them and make them in my house, but like if I was at a barbecue and they were there you best believe I'm believing that absolutely you are so you had for Memorial Day weekend Which a lot of people consider to be the unofficial kickoff of the summer right you had not a single bite of a hot dog That's I think it's crazy, did you have any hot dogs?

I went to a ball game, sorry, two. There you go. Okay. Oh, I'm going to a baseball game tomorrow. I'm gonna get a big one. What fucking baseball game are you going to? Mets. God damn it.

I love, I love baseball. I love a good baseball. I love baseball so much. So you're gonna have some hot hot dogs because you'll be about. You'll be amongst the dogs. We'll have a hot dog. Let's not get like insane. You're not going for more.

I don't know. Don't they sell like big giant thick fuckers now? Yeah, they do. That's what I mean. I only need one of those. So it was Memorial Day weekend, which always seems to line up with Becca's birthday. So we had some family and friends over on Sunday. Recipe for disaster here.

And I mean, it's Memorial Day weekend, we're having company, what's an easy middle ground? Like instead of having to cater or like do a bunch of cooking of intricate foods, burgers, dogs, on the grill, got after it. Yeah. And I also had hot dogs Saturday. Why did you have them Saturday? Just to just to like coat your stump and get them ready for Sunday?

We took the kids to a farm and by the time I got there farm dog. I Did I had a farm dog you're eating hot dogs nesta horses? Oh next to goats, baby. Ooh Llamas then llamas. I fucking love llamas. You know know they don't have top teeth yeah camels Excuse me place got camels dude. Did you get on it? No, I didn't ride the camel this place has a bunny enclosure you can go in and like feed the bunnies and hang with them I like them, but I think they don't like me Probably afraid of you yeah, but they see you have the food and they hop right up to you I don't fuck with chickens. They got a ton of chickens peacocks peacocks are cool

I don't know if I like them they got horses love a horse sheep indifferent goats fuck with them they had little babies they're silly they had baby they had a full steer when I was in Canada I went to a petting zoo and a goat rammed my knee yeah dude this thing had a full a full steer that gave birth to a... like not a steer doesn't give birth. They had a giant bull dude. Big nuts? Giant fucking fat nuts. Right? But do you see penis?

I didn't see it because I wasn't looking. I imagine... I mean you saw his balls. Well the balls are huge dude. Yeah just peek around the corner You'll see a fucking thing. It was far enough away that I could see the balls not the penis. That's why I don't know what that says About that bull. Yeah But they had dogs there. So I had two dogs there nice and then with friends and family. I'm

What what time did the party get started the dirt the dirt? The burgers and dogs didn't go on the grill until 1 p.m. okay oh no 2 p.m. 2 p.m. so 208 you got a dog so I actually I allow like the guests to eat first and then I come after I'm done cooking entirely then I know what's done then I go in so I's done? Then I go in. So I did have two dogs on Saturday. I had six dogs. Over the course of how many hours? It sounds about like eight hours. Yeah. Three burgers. Right. And I had several beers. Some bourbon. And you said you had espresso martini espresso martini, midnight bean

we're entering 4,500 calories i don't think it's that much everybody chill, i was walking grilling in the sun it was a little hot i shed some calories that day why is this irresponsible i also had some leftover dogs and burgers on a monday

so you had a 3 day bender yeah i was like I also had some leftover dogs and Monday so you had a three-day bender Relapse a three-day dog bender it was it was quite the weekend. Yes, sir. That's so you had six dogs on Sunday How I'm technically right, but how many dogs did you make? Five pound bag of them, so. Five pound bag? Yeah. They sell them by weight? Yes, they do.

Yeah. How many people were at the party? Oh, there was a good amount. I would say at least 20 people. Wow. Including kids. You know. So.

How many come in a five pound bag? I don't know, but I held up the Becca made a tick-tock and Way more hot dogs than then like it probably Becca Becca made a tick-tock and held up the platter of dogs and They came they come like proper dogs like tied like the string tying them always so it's one long thing of dogs Oh, what hell sausages? Yeah, we well sure but they were dogs They're all connected. They were all connected baby. You had to cut the umbilical cord of all these dogs Yes, Wow I hold on. Here's the here's the here's me with the dogs

Can you send that to me it's on my wife's tic-tac It's uh That's all of them. That's that's the plate of dogs that looks like the amount that you first of all those are not normal Those are big though. Those are massive dogs. Those are big dogs. Yes. I will will confirm there they're pretty long I would say they're at least nine to ten inches and you had six of those of course when they cook they shrink a little bit you had 60 inches of hot dog first of all I don't like your line of questioning here second of all I don't like my feet of hot dogs I don't like I'm feeling about the fucking

giggly fucking big boy is over here I don't like this judgment I'm feeling I need someone to back me up here I had yeah I had a Memorial Day weekend all you did was send it I'll sign yeah of course I said sometimes you have to do that and I don't like I don't dog during the week, but I'm not opposed to dogging during the week. Yeah. I just did it. Right. And also I have openly spoken about. It's a snowball. Not only a snowball, you you I've talked with you candidly. We've had a lot going on. Right. We're very stressful with house and housing stuff and we're you know all this timing and everything yeah

So I cut loose I Cut loose that I had ten hot dogs in three days big deal Big deal and they all had the works on them What? I don't Forget it. Yeah, so what goes on top? Well, let's start with the burgers. I had first so Obviously naturally cheese. Yeah, which kind?

American cheese, okay, you know, it's the best I learned from that movie the menu Although that movie is a little out there. It's the best cheese for a burger because it doesn't split stays gooey, okay? Lettuce tomato mayo onions pickles might have been some bacon on there, okay, so we had three bacon dogs Baconburgs I really hate how laughing you are. I don't think it's not that hysterical I just didn't know you could buy hot dogs by the sack Yeah, you can there and they're great hot dogs too. I am didn't know you could buy hot dogs by the sack. Yeah, you can. And they're great hot dogs, too. I am a lover of all types of hot dogs.

Costco, BJ's? Costco, Thumans, they're deli-sized dogs. Look those bad boys up. They come in a vacuum-sealed white bag. The details are great. They do. They come in a vacuum-sealed white bag. OK.

Each of the burgers had that each of the dogs had sauerkraut baked beans and ketchup Okay, so Yeah, why are you so? I'm locking it. That's crazy. That's awesome. So you're calling it irresponsible. I'm calling it cutting loose Cutting loose it cutting loose cutting loose well put put my feet up tie my hair up what's the one putting my feet up time I heard my

feet up hang me upside down and feed me ten hot dogs time my hair up sounds crazy in the context of eating hot dog tie my hair up all right let's let's uh damn dude you know what's even funnier about this whole conversation right here is that health nut Mikey is sitting in the other room right now and he is probably like he's probably like like cuz Mikey's such a sweet guy he's not gonna laugh about he's gonna be

like you need to be careful brother like he's gonna take this serious approach but I feel good I let loose big. You know how can we count the calories? We can can we count the calories I I mean let's figure out just Sunday I think that you would have to run a full marathon to burn off a third of that All right, so it was a Thuomans beef hot dog I don't know if that's specific well I think you could Google the calories and I think it'll be like I

don't know I haven't been counting I think it's like 200 200 what for hot dog for hot dogs and then the buns obviously right let's say you put a third of a cup of bushes baked beans Homestyle You put like a you know like a little bit of it says to to 160 calories bad dude time six That's now we're getting up there. Yeah, I'm sick. So that's 1200. Yeah 200 times 6 guys 200 per hot dog times 6 that's 1200 why are you saying 200?

Why are you saying 200 because it says 200 per hot dog it says once oh it's a 160, but that's Wegmans I was just going down here 130 dooms right oh Okay, better there we go all right I don't hate that 130 times 6 what's that time 6 is 780 yes it is yeah so 780 six buns those are baby maybe like 10 calories each yeah what and now we get beans and then we get the burgers I think I probably ate Like I might have could food wise had 2,000 calories that day Okay

No Did you eat breakfast or the first thing you put in your mouth was a I think I'm pretty sure I ate breakfast I had some overnight oats with berries amazing I'm pretty sure I ate breakfast. I had some overnight oats with berries amazing How many beers I'm doing the calculations? Oh, let's route. Let's let's let's say an even five and even five beers They were mills Miller lights Naturally naturally, you know how I am mr. Miller light. Yeah, I Did have an espresso martini which that's like

Nothing, I don't know. Yeah, I mean is a a fat burner it is a diuretic so sure sure bourbon I had a cup of a glass or two glasses of bourbon oh it went up it's all coming back to me now like my Nia's will toss in 250 for the works yeah I had a few low 250 for the works too are we including anything outside of that that that do you have any lollipops or I did have dessert okay okay what would you it was a slice of ice cream cake oh you know chocolate crunches oh yes now we're talking hell yes god now I'm just jealous okay listen come on over come on over baby come on over come on over baby, come on over, come on over baby Okay, I don't know that I could eat that many to be honest with you

You probably can't because your brain will tell you to stop Here's the thing, my stomach is often stronger than my brain So I eat fast enough that my brain hasn't even figured out that I'm full yet So by the time I have my fourth dog, it's like, uh-oh. Oh, you just had a hot dog. Yeah. You just had one. And it's like, wait a second, you just had two before.

On the conservative end, we'll say it was about 4,400 calories. Pfft. How did you get that mad? Just the hot dogs, the buns, burgers, slices of cheese, beers, bourbon, ice cream cake. Oh, we're adding the other. Yeah, you start to get there. Well, you didn't take into account

how many steps I took that day. It's true. I took well over, I would say 10,000 steps. Okay. So that's probably like. Subtract 300, 400. Yeah, it's like 500, 600 calories a day. Yeah, no, but your body burns, your BMR,

so he's probably, he burned, I would say, like 2400 calories. So that's not bad, I'm in the net positive. You don't wanna be in the net. You don't wanna be in the net. You don't wanna be in the net. Yeah, you really earned like 2000 calories, which is fine. Let's just say this, You call it irresponsibility.

And that's fair. I know that you care for me and my cardiovascular health. If you were doing this every day, that would be irresponsible. Joey, I can't do this every day. Obviously. I'm no longer. I'm afraid no one can.

No one can. But. I think I had a great time. I think it's amazing. Missed you. Wish you were there sharing some dog moments with me. That would have been great. You know, I understand why you couldn't come.

That's OK. But like, the dogs are about. The dogs are about. I might have to chill for another couple weeks. You're fine. I'll be honest. I don't know when I'll even have the chance to have hot dogs over the next couple weeks.

It's totally fine. I think it's OK to let your hair down and go crazy. I didn't have it tied up. See, I see what you're doing there. I wasn't tying my hair up for the top down. Well, I was using an expression. I didn't think it was tied up. I just went like, just let it down.

Let's go crazy. Release your inhibitions, you know? Yeah, feather in your skin. No one else can feel it for you. Yeah. What a great song. So okay. Amazing, man. man I amazing stuff and

shout out to all of our listeners and supporters mm-hmm they've been sending us tweeting at us pictures of their dogs some people have sent us hot dogs and I'm like what the hell is that it's it looks like a dog well it looks like a leg some people get thick dogs listen, people can take down more than you can. He's not mad sexually. No, I know. But I'm saying I didn't know they made hot dogs that thick. Listen man.

It's like a Mondo bird. This is America, okay? Just get bigger. They get bigger. And better. And better. And stronger. Ooh.

Hear me out. Spicy hot dogs. They make those. Do they? Yeah. I didn't know that. Yeah. Well, I thought of it first. Right. I said it first. Yeah. Is what I mean. Um, yeah. I like spicy things. You do? When they have foods and it's like, oh, it's a spicy, and then they name a food that's not normally spicy. I'm like, I'm gonna normally spicy like Yeah, you are the antithesis of normal white people like you can you can handle spice like spice you handle it well It's also because you have spice at a reasonable level. You're not like someone else in this room That's like we're gonna eat the hottest fucking condom on the planet. You know I Remember when I first like met and him and his boys were like

him and the picky boys were doing a like every single day it was like yo hottest cheeseball that's ever existed we're gonna need ten of them yeah like I don't want to do this yeah yeah it's a lot we've got those cheese balls which by the way I had a couple stale just Scott yeah I could bring him in no you don't have to no one's asking you to do that It would have to be at the end of an episode. I would rather eat a moth I mean I did the one chip challenge at the beginning of an episode once you remember that Vaguely we did it. I think cuz we reached a certain amount of followers and we said our patrons

We said we were gonna do the one chip challenge, and then you did it. Here's the thing I did I feel like you say stuff, and then you're like we's the thing I did I feel like you say stuff And then you're like we're gonna do that and I never agree I I think that's one of those situations Yeah, I think and then you're like we have to do it. We said I'm like you said I think that is exactly what that was I think we had talked about it for weeks, and you I think you even along the way said like I'm not doing this But I said we are but We're in this together. we are we are we are the youth of a nation I know come on baby don't ask me who sings at pod is that pod is it pod do you know I always confuse pod

and puddle of mud I mean sounds very similar pod my oldest brother. I don't know why I'm saying that to you Thomas told me he convinced us that it was an acronym for pissed-off dolphins Might be we don't know we don't know we're not gonna look it up I'll tell you that right now could be pissed-off dolphins. That was a big they they had him some big hits them and puddle of mud Around the Creed puddle of mud, you know, a little mud wait I Always remember the song from it was used for the promo for 2001 Survivor series Where it was team WWE team WWF first team Alliance and it was I love the way look at me

I feel a baby just stay inside. I don't know that you don't remember that song the only part of the mud song I know is like is it blurry I don't know I want to get your boys out of my head cuz I'm a guy you'll never find what is that sound it's like just been struck it by the life so good like what is that I thought you were going crazy for a sec No, it's light strike ladies and gentlemen we have large light strike this contains alcohol So you got to be 21 at least into in order to enjoy this, but I'm telling you right now

Man I feel struck in with the light he's got to strike of love i'm lit stricken yay he's been striked by light listen uh this is this is really good on the sides here 10 coconut water non-carbonated sea salt and it's gluten-free it's a hard refresher okay it's like it tastes so good this is a lemon lime flavor and there's five percent alcohol in here is it 5% I don't want to I don't want to talk at a turn it is 5% alcohol But it is really good alright, and we love to be struck by the light Do me a favor add add lightning to this when I do okay thunder

Is that even in it'd be cool if no one did anything I might not be But yeah, so go get yourself some light strike light strike, okay It's bold it's ambitious look at it. It's fun. It tastes really good. It's refreshing It's a nice drink when I sit outside in the sunlight. I want to be refreshed by all Hit myself with a little light strike. I'm listening. I can't confirm nor deny Sounds like something that would actually know I can't confirm. They'd go good with hot dog or ten or Or or ten hot dogs very hot dogs. Don't do that. Do not do that but yeah go get yourself some lightstrike ladies and gentlemen go

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and use that code BY20 and you will get that 20% off. All right. So there you go, folks. Boom, boom, boom. I have a question for you. Yes, baby. Yes, baby. This is good. Since we're doing it. I don't want to say sending it. Get a hot dog in here Let me ask you a question as someone who's got a lot of hair on your head. Yes, I do Would you you have a lot of hair too? You're doing good You're doing good. Your hair is doing well. I don't think I have like no hair. Yeah. Thank you. Um But you get ten dollars per hair follicle.

Wait. Oh, no, no. So here's what it is. If someone, how many hair follicles are you willing to get rid of forever? If each one is $10. Does that include? Your whole body. Oh, I mean, you'll never have hair there again, okay, I mean

You could take hair from the Netherlands, you know, that's not what's that Region, you know like from from gooch to to to you know back around The bat yeah the back you could take every single follicle there okay I could lose like would you be hairless on your arms? I mean I basically am I don't I could probably count the follicles of my arms I don't have a lot of arm hair

what about your head would you take any? this is this is this is I feel like it'd be a crime against humanity if I took anything from my head I looked it up. You have five million hair follicles on your whole body. So five million times ten would be fifty million. Well, we have the mathematician over here. Thank God he's here to figure that out, ladies and gentlemen.

You know what did it, right? Yay yay! I would say five million. I would take all from the Gorge area would you do your legs and just have like I would do from the Just have like ants legs. I would come on I Would do from like mid thigh up because like that doesn't need yeah I don't you could take all like chest and belly hair You know, I don't know how much like follicles that are. I imagine most of them are up here.

So like. It says 90 to 150,000 on your head. So I think that's not. 90 to 150,000 on your head, so then the other 4,850,000 or elsewhere? I don't know. So then take every single other hair follicle but then you're outside from the neck down so you'll be very slippery

though so I'll be fucking 45 million dollars no pubes no pubes I mean sure I'm not like attached to my pews we don't have like a buddy buddy relationship right but like having none you would have no pubes all right take half of them, but that's also worse Yeah, yeah, I imagine I I guess I have some No, you can take them for the money for all your all your arms. I would say from the mid thigh to my neck take it all take Every single and I would even like if I could I'd establish like oh

That was a lot. You know I'm saying yeah, like take it all and then you could do like ears I don't have your hair, but like I mean there's smaller hairs in there knows knows knows could go toes Toes get my toes at toes. I have little one like little hairs on my knuckles. Yeah, no knuckle hairs You could take all that You know, we actually have a lot of hair. Yeah, and I learned once In addition to I was probably same day. I learned about that whole tuna thing That most of the hair on your body is programmed to only grow to a certain length like literally chemically programmed

That's why it That makes sense. Yeah, that's why your legs don't become like- Crazy. Your hair. It's like your pubes, your facial hair. Not your balls. Your head. No, your pubes.

They'll grow and grow and grow if you let them go. Oh yeah, I was gonna say, yeah. But like your legs, your arms, your eyebrows, your eyelashes, they'll stop. I would also- Dude, imagine we had to get haircuts for our eyebrows. There are people stop I would also dude imagine we had to get haircuts for our eyebrows there are people that do that dude people thread them yeah that's not what I mean I mean I imagine they grew long oh yeah that

would that would be that'd be not fun I don't know I like obviously people shape them I mean there are people that do get them trimmed I wonder what you would look like with like like Eyebrows like done. You know what I mean? Yeah, I mean look at my brothers. There you go You got it. You got it figured out my brothers do they Chris at least does get his eyebrows done. I Feel like you would look I Love my eyebrows. I like your look. I just like your look. Thank you so much. And now with the hair you kind of look like a bust of an old Greek or Roman thing. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.

Like a... Julius Caesar. He was Roman, but I hear what you're saying. Yeah. I like that. Yeah. I just think that like the eyebrows... I also have a very pronounced brow itself.

Like Becca makes fun of me. You have like a Baltic forehead. She says, I don't know what the hell that means. Like Balto who? No Baltic. Oh okay okay. You know it's like they have like a, yeah. It is. It comes out a little bit.

Like I don't need to wear like, the sun doesn't bother me because my eyebrows take it. Does that make sense? Oh you're saying like, you're- I have shade. Yeah, I kind of have a little bit of shade going on. I love it. I think it looks great. Thank you so much.

I would say outside of like my facial hair, which I enjoy, my eyebrows, my eyelashes. But the thing is you could do some, wait, no. But I have patchy facial hair, does it is I need every follicle I was gonna say also like to get your beard to a length, but that that's dumb That's not what I meant at all. Yeah, well, I guess I guess you could shape it up. Oh Yeah, you could get rid of like I would probably have and whatever I if I were to do this I would have it be like the Falcons would be would be picked by like a really talented skilled Dominican barber

Yeah, you know what I'm saying. I know exactly just be like I need this they'd be like we take it all my free I'd be like line me up and he's like this way go. Do you like having a very straight beard? No, me neither. I kind of like I like doing it myself more than I like getting it done I usually tell my barber to not do this Sometimes I'll do it, but then other times. I'm like I feel like I look strange when it's so sharp Well, yeah, you see those people that have them so done like fuck who was I think it was fat Joe the rapper yet I mean still he but I'm saying like shit is done and his shit is it's Immaculately done and and it at that point it looks a little...

Yeah. I don't like it. I like a little, like... I know your barber's got the protractor out, like... Well, when they do like the whole, like they put like that like plastic... Yeah! It's never happened to me. I know it happens though.

Like a compass. Yes! They like map it out to your face. Or like the people that do like the mouthpiece when they shave. I've never seen that. That's a real thing. It's a goatee mouthpiece. So you literally put it in your mouth Didn't you have a goatee at one point? Yeah, bro, you go back and watch old clips I go through it with my facial hair. Okay, there's cleanly shaving Frank. There's goatee

There's somewhere. I'm sure there's just mustache, but that's that my dude I saw a clip the other day on tik-tok and it was like It was me you and Danny and it was when you had long hair and like a goatee I was like this doesn't even look like Frank. Yeah, and well I was also 40 pounds lighter. I Think that was right when I was sick. Yeah Yeah, that was nuts dude. I was like wow. This is such a weird. Yeah, that was nuts, dude. I was like, wow, this is such a weird. I think you look much better now. Thank you. I think this is the best look you've

had. Like now it's a compliment off. We're complimenting off. Am I allowed to compliment you once you compliment me? I know. I mean, you know, me, I could just take it. Okay. Too much. And by it, you mean 10 hot dogs. She didn't need to go there. I didn't. I do. I think like this, what you've gotten figured out, you're not gonna get better than this. It's hard to go worse than where I was. Welcome to the club, baby. Actually, no. I've liked my styles and looks.

All of them? You don't look back at any of them, you go, well... Well, buzz cut. When I was buzz cut, buzz like no... I think when well Well buzz cut when I was buzz cut buzz like no I think when we were younger and you had the buzz cut like it looked good on you it never looked good on me No, I think it looked good on you. Are you insane as a child Joey? No, I think so But I don't think so. I think now with the addition of facial hair as we are now in our 30s Some of us older than others son of a bitch as we're now in our 30s, the addition of facial hair,

you need to balance it out with, you know, like, with head hair. Like we can't go back to the shave, like buzz cut look. Just wouldn't work. I mean, I just also don't have like the hairline for that. Not that it's like horrible, but like it just like is up higher. Yeah.

So like, if I was just to buzz, it'd be like, all right, bro, chill. May I bro chill math or we should do if we get to a certain patron we should buzz and shave completely I would I can't why not you know I've never since I've been growing facial hair I have never been clean shaven once oh I have since high school I have I have what the times that we did like drag drag I did it and you also shaved it randomly one time and just showed up like that Well, no the other time was when we did the Halloween makeup when we did that makeup when I was the cat and you were

The devil the cat well yeah, there was that time, but there was another time We're like this is what I'm talking about when I was my last apartment in Astoria I remember one day you just showed up, and you were clean-shaven I was like hello sometimes. I if I like mess it up. I'll be like just go just get Just go on and get would you ever just do just a stash like a porn stand if I I would But I don't have a powerful stash like yours mine is I think it's powerful No mine is shorter and thinner if I had if I had it like not not short It's longer and thinner if I had like yours how it's shorter. I've got that though and puffier I think it would work, but I also you know those ten hot dogs are catching up to me in my

Jalai it's not what it used used to be I think that you have a good I love this episode. This is this is a really good one. I needed this All right, here we go We're just going back. This isn't a podcast anymore. I was gonna say I think you have a good face shape Thank you. I I agree. I like my face shape but like This has just gotten a little We're talking about you know like have you seen that tick-tock trend where girls are like It'll be like girls humble your man check his jawline

Oh, and then they take their beard and they go and they go like that like mine has gotten a little chubby down here just because Ten hot dogs in a weekend. You know what I'm saying. That's the only reason. It's totally fine. I agree. Yeah. I'm cool with it. When you agree that hard, it sounds like you- I agree. It's not bad.

Yes. That's what I've been saying. Right? I think if we get to 35,000 patrons- I'm not shaving. I can't. Come on. Why not? Because I'm afraid what I will look like. We'll do it together. I'm scared. After the shows. That's another thing.

After the shows. After like, or alright, let's make it a little more difficult. 36,000 patrons. I'm not shaving. Everything. Come on. It'll be a fun experiment. We could do it on an episode.

I would rather shave like my legs fully What the hell is that Means nothing I mean, dude, I don't know I just I just I listen hello me too I Know yeah, I am I agree. I am NOT in any position to shave everything either But I'm saying if we get to 36,000 patrons you and I What's everything? From the neck up like your head. Yes, you can't get that's what you're saying. Yeah. Oh, I'm not even considering What are you insane? You can't get rid of your hair. It's like a crime. It grows back, brother

You're gonna shave your head into a buzz cut. I a crime it grows back brother you're gonna shave your head into a buzz cut I for sure I bet this motherfucker would shave his head into a buzz cut if you shaved your head into a buzz cut and grew out your beard even further I bet that would look fire nice try what I see he's trying to do try to make me look like I'm being dead ass you were you're being a dead ass right now I'm being a deceased anus I don't think that would look good at all dude really yeah why you have a great hairline thankus. I don't think that would look good at all, dude. Really? Yeah.

Wow, you have a great hairline. Thank you. I just don't think it would look good. I think it would look cool. We'll see. I think you should do it like, you know, when the girls are like 13. You should be like, whoosh.

Just go full skinhead. That's crazy, but like. Yeah, I don't think so Kratos boy You have no idea what that is, but that's uh what's that game called? It's called you got it. It's called a Something of pages what come on. No you're right there. You're right there. I know it's not pages. What's the first letter? I'm not saying that Harm no war nope Ha ha don't let me do this. Oh God of War there

It is I was gonna let him go with pages to be honest pages I was thinking page master for some that's a great movie great movie underrated movie so so good try to show to the kids They didn't give a flying fuck. That's so disappointing God of War and God of War Ragnarok are emotional journeys Just want to throw that out there you will those are video games for those who don't know they know They know they know boy. They know they know they know that wasn't bad, dude And there I've never played it, so I don't know I can't really really good

You're pretty good at impression, so thank you um I think I think if you're we could discuss offline No buzz cutting my head. There's not a chance okay alright, so then nevermind There's no way you see what he is robbing from you people you see what he's willing to do for you guys nothing You won't run a 10k One of those is significantly different than the other. I can sit down and get my face shaved and my head buzzed. The other one needs me to run. How am I going to eat 10 hot dogs? You put them at the finish line.

Oh, we do a hot dog. 10k is what, like six miles? Yeah. I could do that. I'm not gonna. But what if we did a hot dog 10k? So we got to eat six hot dogs every mile. Holy show you'll be dead You won't make it. I don't even know 60 hot dogs What what you said 10 hot dogs every mile? Oh, no, I said a hot dog every no, you said 10 you definitely said Oh, so I misspoke. I'm a hot dog

60 hot dogs. That's why I said like we'd be dead no no no one hot dog every mile could we do it sure will we no maybe not those big boys you got we get like little regular ones Ted pigs and one pig in a blanket per mile I'll run a fucking ultra 100 file race well there you have it ladies and gentlemen. That is our episode. We appreciate you guys watching along. Again, go to thebaseminiart.com and get tickets. Two shows, if you haven't already.

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