The Basement Yard - #518 - A Robot Is Pregnant With My Baby

Episode Date: September 1, 2025

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Welcome back to the basement. Welcome back to the basement yard. What are you thinking about so pensively over there? I'm doing my, I'm thinking, like, I've, I'm, I don't know. I'm not, I'm not really sure. Okay. That's like the thing that like people do now to be cool, to be like, oh, wow, that person's thinking. Like, remember when we were younger, it was like this, and now it's...

Who's this? Who's that guy? That's the thinker. Greek? I think he's either Greek or Roman. Is he Greek? Greek is, I mean, back then. What's the back then Greek and Roman? That's the same thing to me. What's the difference? One gets fucked in the butt, the other does the butt fucking. Too hot for the start?

I don't, we're in the beginning of the episode. I don't know that you can start with that. Alright, so let's back up. Okay. One enjoys anal. Take all this out. He's just going back. Let's do the rewind. Take that out as well. Thank you so much. All right.

What's the difference between the ancient Romans and the ancient Greeks? One enjoys receiving anal. One enjoys giving it. Oh, I thought you were going to say something completely different. Oh, no, no, no, no. I just cleaned it up. I cleaned it up. I cleaned it up. Because anal could be a messy topic. I like that. I like that. I liked it. No, I think you're talking about poop. because of yeah because of

because of butts because of butts right you know you want to go to the Coliseum should we go I mean I don't it's just an old

I mean maybe but I want to walk amongst where the gladiators were I don't want to be in the seats where the fucking Normies were whoa I feel like you could

do they know who we are yeah do they even know who are the Romans let's do a show at the Coliseum it's in ruins doesn't mean people walk the stands doesn't mean they can't sit there for a show we're not doing a show at the Coliseum that would be cool though

would all the walls to touch there I would have to yeah I'm surprised you wouldn't like to well that's why I you wouldn't if we into the if we went to the pyramids you wouldn't want to go in no go in no the inside of a pyramid no no I'm fine touching the outside you know I'm cool the outside walls here's the issue with the pyramids. I've seen too many movies about mummies. I've seen, like, I can just mumble. We stumble and mumble a lot over our words.

We fall over our words. Yeah. You know, I just saw the clip of you trying to say much oxygen, and it took you a couple minutes. Much oxygen. Think about, if you stumble over your words in the pyramids, you might be like releasing Emotep, you know what I'm saying? You don't know what you're doing out there.

You've got to be careful. And I think that... I'm more worried about the Beatles. Those are not real. But I know, but there's a lot. lot of like why are they in every movie there has to be some truth to the fact that there's pyramid beetles i'm sure there are pyramid beetles and i don't think they like dig under your skin and you could see them crawling up your arms oh no that i'm not worried about them digging i'm

worried about like wings ew oh why like a like a like a like they open their back and then you see like yeah like it sounds like a hell like i always think of a bug's life remember that scene in a bug's life yes love that i do that's a great movie you know it's crazy we found a beetle other day at the lake and Miles opened its back shell and he's like it has wings and I was like that bro I thought that you were gonna say he opened the wings and went it's a girl no no no no like it felt when he did that I was I said to him I was just like don't do that that seems invasive yeah like ass like it was dead it was a dead beetle oh I mean you know one less dead beetle I don't care yeah well be be nice do we need

beetles the earth do we need a beetle I mean you never know they could borg they could beetle into borgs they could beetle borg I knew you were going to this about cartoons. I'm not going to talk too much. And it was live action, by the way. It was. It was live action. Was that the one with the purple guy? Am I allowed to talk about this? What? Am I allowed to talk about this? You're going to start naming years? I mean, if you want me to talk about 1997, no, you don't want me to talk about the blue Elvis guy, right? Yes. His name was flabber. That was his name? Yeah, flabbered the ghost, you know? Horrible name. But I mean, I know recently we spoke about small soldiers and people

were just like, maybe don't talk about so much about small soldiers. Well, the thing is, we didn't talk about small soldiers, okay? One of us talked about it

forever. We, this is a conversation. It wasn't. Guilty by a Sosh, babe. Go back and watch. That wasn't a conversation.

I, it disappeared off my radar. I don't know where it is. You know? But yes, Beetle Borgs was a great show. Is that the one with the girl will crack her knuckles

and then turn into something? Yeah, they each had like superpowers. And one was just like, he could do like, you know, like, wait.

Was she that, yeah, I think she was a strong one. One of them could move stuff with his mind and one of them was really fast. Which one would you want to be? Strong. Really strong. Wait, you can move stuff with his mind? Yeah, but like, what's the, what is, you know, that's a great question. All right, Joe.

Super speed, telekinesis, super strength. Is telekinesis, like, I can, understand. You could kinesis with your tel. Yes. But that's your thoughts? Yes, like, I can go like this. This is the universal for using your mind. Exactly.

You know, I mean, how many people have we seen? I know. You go like this and you could lift up anything. But I don't know about anything. Can I read minds? No. Oh. That's telepathy. Yeah. I didn't know if telekinesis was like the umbrella term for all the tell us. No, the kinesis is moving something. The pathy is like the, the mind. Yeah, the path. But like, so, oh, that's a good question because here's a thing, the strength you can lift a bunch of stuff, but you have to physically get up and do it. Yeah, with the, I mean, definitely wouldn't pick that one because I would just pick toe is it telekinesis. Yeah, but

you won't be able to lift as much. Why not? Let's say with your let's see, I'm putting the perimeters on the question here. Ant's not here. So he can't do it. Yeah, it's not here. It's not here. Oh, you want to know where he is? You guys are like, oh, what happened to Ann? Campbell? You're not giving him any. He's at the Rainforest Cafe having Corona Rita's. He sent

me a fucking picture. He's fired. Yeah. By the way. For a little bit. And by the way, having Corona Rita's is an understatement. He is downing those bitches. There's four. Um, but Like telekinesis, you could only lift up to your body weight. And strength, you can lift 10 times your body weight. Which is still not that much.

I was going to say, that's like... It's still not that much, so you'd only be able to lift 100,000 pounds. What is it? The joke is you're 100 pounds and you're 5'1. Right. You know? Okay. Now I'm understanding.

Was it super speed? The fuck am I going to do with that? Super speed. Winner race? Who cares? I mean, you could go to one of our shows and be back that night. That fast? Super speed.

The speed is super. Holy shit. That's super. That's super. I'm taking that. Yeah? Yeah. You completely cut out travel.

That's insane. Yeah, but what super speed comes super metabolism, which means you need to eat all the time. Wait, why you keep adding stuff? That's me. I'm the adder. Um. I mean, you're. You're, you know, making me go pick one.

Which one am I supposed to pick? I'm giving you plus and minuses to each and every single one, Joey. So there's, there's different. You know what, fuck that. I'm taking the speed anyway. I get to eat more. Yeah, I think I might take the speed, too. Fuck that.

Because here's the thing, with, like, super strength, like, cool. What am I going to do with it? Just walk around. What am I going to do? Yeah, what am I going to do? Like, I mean, you know, maybe in, like, a severe emergency, but hopefully that never happens. Right. Telekinesisis could be cool, but also, like, I would just become a lazy fat bastard.

Yeah. Yeah, exactly. So, I'm with you on the speed, though. Yeah, I would probably do that. And then you could go from just you to one of the three typical average kids that found a haunted mansion. And just like that, you're free to ghost. Who made you a beetle bork? Is that the song?

That's the entrance. Yeah, the opening song. Got it. You know, I really wish I could give you homework to go and watch something and you can come back and report on it. Or you can enjoy the things that you enjoy and I enjoy the things that I enjoy and then we share them on the show. No, because part of enjoying, part of it, part of it, of enjoying something is to be able to is jamming it down other people's throat jamming is a strong word it is just simply introducing it to your throat and then

allowing you to swallow at your leisure do uh can i make one request can you just pick up the phone take that out if my dad says it he's gonna kill me But, yeah, so back to what I was saying. This is, like, the new thing for thinking. Oh, we're going all the way back. We're going all the way because this is what, like, Elon Musk does when he sits down. And then he says something that has no basis for truth. Yeah.

Or he's just, like, society is going to collapse because of soy. You know, like he says something like that. Right. Yeah. So, that was the old one. That was the old thinking one. Like, oh, okay. Or this.

Hmm. I like to tap my lips. You know who does that? Ruby She taps her lips Yeah she goes like this Because like I would do it jokingly to her Oh

I would like She has her little blankie Called cozy And I'll put it on my head And I'll be like Ruby I can't find cozy anywhere Hmm So now she does that to play around

She'll be like Hmm And it's very very cute But so we have the tapping Yep We have the chin stroking Yeah If I had like a beer

Dude A little bit of this Thinking with my beard Hell yeah I mean you need like a How do you think You just get real tight Your face gets tight

I get tight I get tight I get tight Do you bite your tongue You bite anything I feel like I bite my lip a little When I think You know what I notice I do this

I go You do their hand You do that I don't know 90% of the time He's like this Well no no no I'm not doing this

I'm going underbite up I'm going You do Oh you give yourself an underbite go unremembert, you know. Is that how you think? How do I think? I think like, like, I kind of like,

I just, like, just stare into space, like an idiot. And also sometimes think that I think, like, a fucking, like, what you would expect an android in a movie to think. I'm like, you know, like, my body. Oh, you're kind of looking all over the place. Like, you're doing mad. And then, like, in the background,

you would see, like, remember in the hangover where it's just like, you see, like, 3x squared plus, you know. And all you're doing is trying to figure out. All I'm doing is trying to figure out. Like a director's name from the 80s that's going to serve no purpose on show yeah yeah well it could and might but it could and might we don't know but speaking of

beetle borgs and robots and would you just say droids crazy i say droids did i think you did say droids i don't think i said droids it feels like a frank word but there are droids uh being created in china i said a soft see well i here's what's going to be really interesting yeah we talked we started off talking about butt fucking yeah and now we brought up china what is going to be a hotter word to drive people away from this episode uh butt fucking i think so what's more universally like butt fucking or china i don't have an answer to that question i'm questioning i just said questioning i don't have an answer to that question um but china i think in china yes chinese the scientists create are creating and like have it in beta these like robots that apparently can uh

have like a baby like birth a baby or like what's it called like a robot baby no not a robot baby like it's like a it like does the pregnancy like a surrogacy oh yeah so it's like oh we just take the jiz we put it in the robot and the robot holds it huh interesting that's how you think baby that's oh oh look at me tapping my cheek i would be very into this if i could watch if there was a window and i could watch it grow well it's just like sloshing Slushy, Slushy in there. To begin with, yeah, it's probably gross.

I mean, this is interesting. In Men and Black, the first one. I'm listening. Where like the dudes inside the, when Tomlin Lee Jones is inside the alien. Oh, that was yucky.

That's what I imagine it's like being a fetus. And then he shoots his way out, right? He finds his gun and he shoots his way out. That movie is a fucking like sensory overload. When's the last time you watched that movie? There's like bitings and like

There's just slime and goopies everywhere That one dude freaks me out Dude, I'm right, I'm right, paddock Dude, that's Vincent Donofrio Isn't that crazy? What? Yeah, that's Kingpin, baby That's Gomer Pyle

You know, that's private pile That guy freaks me out Also, whatever I just did, I think I just like I'm got my left Yeah No, that's pretty good. I'm pretty surprised. We should be that for Halloween. I'll be him and you be Will Smith.

I know how bad you've been looking for a Halloween costume. Frank, I can't be Will Smith for a reason. There's a big reason that I can't. Ah, the mustache. You would never cut just your mustache. No, it starts with S and ends in kin color. All right? So I can't do that.

Can't do it. But I could be Tommy Lee Jones. Well, you just have to be aging. K? He's K, right? Agent K. You have to be like this, you know? Yeah. I think we're kind of, here's a thing, as non-child-carrying, cisgendered, heterosexual, white, you know,

of, like, doing well for ourselves financially males. Bates, alpha, I was going to say Bates. Alpha, alpha cucks. Alpha. Is that it? We're not beta cucks? We're not cuck. She's made that very clear. Alpha cuss?

What are we? I don't know. Something with Greek love. Someone's going to yell at us on comments somewhere, everything that we are. Snowflake. Well, I mean, sure. Yeah, we are liberal-minded snowflakes. In some corners of the internet secretly gay.

Yup. So how many things can we possibly have at once? Let's go over the list here. So hetero. Hetero. Sistgendered. Male. White. Yeah.

Which, you know, I guess by proxy, I'm, I'm part of the white now. You are white. I think, uh, I think by definition I am and not. What do you put on papers? Latino. Okay. And then when it, because there's, it says nationality and then it says race. So wait, I think we're more white though, because I'm white.

I'm 50% in like a paint bucket. I'm 50% Columbia. That's what I mean. So if we put us in a paint bucket and we twirled it around. No, hell, hell though. Hell no. You'd be more of a cream. Right.

Bro, you put a single drop of a color in white, and it becomes that color. My point is... White is such a, like, a little whiny bitch. Hey, watch you. You are, you guys are little whiny bitches. I'm telling my grandma. I have to tell someone. Well, you can't, guess what?

I know, I can't tell her. You can't tell her when I pray tonight. Dumbass. You're praying? I don't know. So you're a God-loving, white, cisgendered hero. What does that mean, by the way? I'm a God-fearing man.

Well, because I think, like, you're supposed to fear... Fear God? What's the line between? fear and respect this is what happens when ants not here we get all over the dude i i don't think he reels us in because he haven't stayed on a topic for four seconds yeah yeah it doesn't matter he would contribute something that's like just completely nuts where he would just be like have you guys ever like suck yeah slapped your friend's balls yeah slapped your friends balls because it was hurting them yeah um because it was hurting

them so so yeah so we're i guess i'm by guilty by association yeah you're white white hetero, cisgendered of a higher tax bracket liberal snowflake liberal snowflake secretly closeted gay secretly closeted gay there's so much

I mean you could probably throw at us millennials we're millennial oh people hate that you know socialists are we socialists I don't know I'm just throwing trigger words out now at this point You know, AOC-loving Like, uh-oh

There goes half of our audience Democrat. Yeah Yeah So we're, you know Why do we bring that up? Because I'm just going to say like How do we talk about this? Because like we don't carry children

Oh So like I'm sure there is a group of women That are just like Oh, that's nice Or I shouldn't even say women Because that isolate. See me? There's that there's that Libby boy Someone blow his mouth with a gun

Child bear and people that are able child bearing child carrying able that doesn't even sound like a sentence individuals however they choose to identify they're able to bear carry children right it's getting confusing guys no I know what you're saying like they might be like oh this is this is cool but then also from someone that it shares their life with a hetero white devil no like for someone that shares a life with a woman that has that has carried three children. She's bared them.

And paired them. Yeah. She's not a ton of, like, with them. She bears them. You barely do anything. But, like, I think the argument she would be made, that she would make, too, is just like, that's also kind of, like, there's a magic and beauty to carrying the children. Of course. You know, and, like, think about what a robot kid would come out like.

Well, it would, would it be a robot kid or a human kid? It would be a human kid, but I'm saying, like, you. You know, even women who choose to do surrogacy in, like, another woman, there's a, there's a human aspect. Sure. To that. Yeah. You get rid of that completely. And it's just, you know, wires and hooks and wires.

Yeah. And other hooks. I mean, listen, there's certain things about women you can't replicate on a robot, right? All right. What are you talking about? A vagina. Oh, yeah. No.

I mean, you could put a vagina on a robot. Yeah, but not a... It ain't the same, though. It ain't the same, baby. It ain't the same. You could put a Ferrari engine in an owl. and what's going on you know what I'm saying I don't know either I don't know who makes the engines to be fair yeah it's the Germans which yes someone yeah no

we're good now we're good we're good we're good we're good we're but the the the Chinese pregnancy robot mm what do we think retail that would go for oh I mean a car it's it's it's Red. It's, I mean, if we're doing to the American dollar, which what is the, they got, what are they got over there? Yen? Or is that Japan? I know that Japan has it. What's the dollar? What's the currency in China? What is the currency in China? Which, listen, we can make a ton of arguments about the, man, I really wish I knew how to pronounce that. We can make a ton of arguments about the effects that Donald Trump has had on our world. I will never say China the same ever again. Yeah. What is it?

It's a CNY. It's the Chinese. Come on. You don't want to. You don't want to. Well, I just don't know how to say them. But it translates to the people's currency. Okay. That's a weird. These are the people's currency. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay. So whatever the Chinese currency is, yeah. What's that to the dollar? How much is a surrogacy, do you think? Surrogacies can get up there, buddy. They could be in the tens of thousands of dollars. I would say they could start at like 30 to 40 to $40. right? It's way more than that.

Really? Yeah. It's like 100 to 200. Wow. You ask someone to carry a baby. That's a lot. Yeah, I guess, you know, we've been very, we consider ourselves very lucky that we were able to have three healthy, young, beautiful children. Yeah.

So it's not something I've looked into. Right. Yeah. So if a surrogacy for human is 100 to 200. Right. The robot, hold on, but wait. But would it be more? But would it be more?

Because then what would entice people to use the? the robot over the person. I think that there's just, I don't know. Listen, let me put on, let me take off my hat and put on my Chinese business hat. It would be 718,000 people's currency. But what is that American? 100,000. For what?

Is a robot surrogacy? Just for a surrogacy is that. Hmm. Wait, the dollar doing okay over there? Could we go shopping in China? I don't know. I mean, China is like an expensive place from what I rather. Really? Interesting.

I would say if I have my Chinese business hat on, I would say that they should price it a little more expensive but not too much more expensive than what surrogacy is. Because what's the, well, like you want it to be competitive. You could do it with fucking all these, like, big tech companies like fucking Netflix. Listen Chinese robots. Listen to Netflix.

Oh, you're talking straight to the robots. Oh, yeah. Now we're in. Oh, you're trying to form a union? No. Oh. I don't want them to talk. I'm just trying to talk to them through me. Don't talk to Netflix. Okay. Start low. And then through time every year, just increase. That's what Netflix did.

Netflix was like, yo, it's $10 a month. It's better than cable. We have everything. And it's been 10 years And they're like, we have nothing We have our own programming You best believe you're going to watch You know Season 8 of fucking

You know I don't know what the hell is on there anymore And it's now three It's 40 bucks a month Is it? Netflix is up there now To get like ad free Multiple people can use your thing

It's got to be at least 30 bucks Bro I The only thing I've bought ever is Hulu everything else I have from other people. You say that now until they're going to getcha. Get you. How do you still have Netflix? Someone's paying for you to have Netflix.

No, whose Netflix is it? I have a lot of VIN. A lot of VIN. Really? Yeah. My mom's cable, I can sign into like anything because she pays for cable. Well, yeah, I pay for cable too, but like... But I don't pay for cable.

I mean, so now what people are doing is it's like, it's a different tiered model. So like, base Netflix is like you can have it in three devices and your one home. Or you can do it like, you know, the holy shit package, which will be like 30 bucks a month. And you can have up to three different IP addresses. So, like, you can have it at your house. I can have it at mine. And Greg can have it at his. Yeah.

But that's what I'm saying. So if the Chinese robots were smart, right. Start low. Is you saying they're not smart? I don't know. I haven't seen or spoken to them. I mean, they're giving birth. How dare you?

Are they? I don't know if they're giving birth. See, how do you give birth to us? a baby through a robot. Like, can you just, yeah, can we just like, is it like a, like a sailor, like a diver's helmet? Like you just open it up in the war. Yeah, I mean, I could see that being the case, you know?

How does it grow a umbilical cord? I mean, I imagine, you're going to shove it on. I am, I imagine there's a lot of stuff they got to figure out. And that too. Chinese science. Chinese science is going to take care of the. Chinese science needs to figure this out. But, I mean, there's certain, there's also innate historical things that they are not going to be able to replicate or, like, they're going to have to try to replicate because think about it.

When the baby's in there, they don't breathe and they come out and it's like, so like, how do they, how do they, like, what do they have to do to do to get that? Why would that change? What do you mean? Why would that change? They'd be in like a placenta. Yeah, but I'm saying, like, they got to replicate a bunch of shit. I don't know if you know this. pregnancy is complicated

Frank it's very easy it's two steps yeah in and out yep no I know but I'm saying what you're describing is like when a baby is like growing like from a fetus whatever

their noses are blocked and shit and like shit like that but what I'm saying is we don't know what we don't know right now correct you know right now

we don't know what we don't know you know right now I would say the vast majority of people on this planet have been delivered via birth whether it be Caesarian, whether it be natural By the way, caesarian sounds like a lovely rap

Oh really, really yummy that We don't know The possible ramifications Of trying to engineer that outside of it That's what I'm saying Because we haven't done it yet Yeah, so like a robot baby dude I'd be like bro

So what's it gonna be? kind of weird probably you think so and like cold yeah like bro you grew up around nuts and bolts come on I mean I'm sure that they'll probably have like a pretty like high end cushy situation in there

yeah yeah this seems like it's the obvious next step for humanity because we're doomed but I wouldn't do it yeah like if bro tomorrow someone would be like you can have a kid next week but we're gonna grow it in this Chinese robot I'd be like fuck that

dude. No, you don't want to do it. No, I mean, I just, ugh. Your son, you'll be able to watch your son grow or daughter. Oh, I said son first. Oh, what is it saying? You don't know. You don't know. That's crazy.

I mean, don't even start with that because I would rather a dollar. You'd rather a dollar. I would rather a dollar. I would rather a dollar. You'd rather a dollar than a child. No, I'd rather a daughter because then I don't have to worry about, like, You know, not have it at all. Different set of worries, man.

No, no, no, I mean, yeah, I get that. I'm prepared, I think. No, you ain't. No, I mean, like, I would rather have a daughter first so that I don't, like, then whatever. Well, you know what they say, Joey? Yeah. Man plans. God laughs.

Where'd you hear that? That was your mom. Like a Tumblr post. Oh, a Tumblr post. Back in the day. Yeah. You know. And, like, the picture was just like someone, like, reading in front of a volcano or something.

dude with their socks on you know what's a you know which one i loved back in the day on tumbler she believed and then he lied he lied and i was like oh you bitch well wasn't that like a a billy eyeless song what wasn't there a song that was like it was that it was that it was like she he cheated she believed it or something you know like wasn't there a billy eyeless song like the title was something yeah some shit like that i don't know I thought you were saying Billy Ish created She believed he lied I was like there's no possible way

I mean we don't know William Ilish's You know Or what's what's what's Billy's first real name It is William oh it's William Yeah it's what I thought It's William Elish Williamette

Yeah you know just to make it gender specific Because I know how specific And her brother's name Famous guy Go ahead Phineas Frank I swear to God I would have bet my house

That you didn't know that Well you should have bet you're God bless Because I would have had two houses now Yeah doesn't it make you feel like a piece of shit when you see like a brother and sister and they're able to be like both like very talented and very famous and make really good music and just like do do do do that and you're just like i can't even play a piano i think we have talent joe i think

we've proved that we have talent i think you're referencing all of your siblings that have none no that's not what i'm kidding your siblings are very talented in what they're so fucked up you somebody just did to my fucking what the hell did i do i was talking about my siblings oh my brothers they use hammers cool they use hammers I think that making music is probably the most like satisfying feeling

I could only disagree so much it's the most it's got to be the most satisfying feeling I think you're more that and sloppy topy I'm not gonna I'm not touching your hand for that way you can't you can't talk about

the rewarding part of sucking dick and then expect a high five out of me first of all I'm not I'm saying and never mind. You're saying, oh, receiving. Yeah, it's a joke. Do you understand my trepidation

to slap your hand on that? Sure. Okay, well, then at least... I mean, I think your trepidation should start with, why did you think I was talking about the other way? Add it to the list. No, I do.

Like, I think that, like, making a song just from, like, it's nothing. And then all of a sudden you start doing, like, dom, dom, but dumb, but dom. I can't agree with that. I think you're more of a music guy. Like, you've always been more in tune with, like, I think that's,

why you always loved, like, Mac Miller, because you saw, like, the genius and behind the music, I feel like that, but for movies. Making a movie. I feel like, when you look at someone that is, like, a writer and director, I know there's a whole team of people that goes into making movies. Music could be a little smaller of a team, but, like, the people that can do, like, successful, like, writing, directing. Yeah.

Like that. Like, all right, let's use the show Baby Rainier, not a movie. Right. He wrote, he directed, he acted. that's insane yeah you know but i agree no i agree with that as well i think that's also something crazy i feel like the amount of imposter syndrome you have to have in order to do that job is kind of crazy because when you're on a set especially something like a fucking marvel movie where it's like we all look like idiots in this room you know like jumping around and pretending to be like superheroes

like we're three years old dressed like this and green screens all around but then it comes together and it's like this fucking incredible thing and you're like holy shit I was there that day like that's me up there like that must be so crazy I mean that's why I one of the reasons why I don't

rewatch our episodes or anything like that because like I feel like I feel like who is that? What am I doing? So like I can imagine like a movie or TV I think Johnny Depp does that too he like doesn't watch his own stuff I've heard that about a lot of people

they don't watch their movies I mean I could see the argument of just like you're paying respect to the person like the team because there is a whole bunch of people that goes behind that stuff but like I wonder with musicians do they listen to their stuff I guess musicians is different because they have to play them when they're

yeah when they're performing or stuff that's got to be strange how did we get from talking to about this from fucking robots we did start where it was the first conversation we had the Romans and Greeks and thinking oh right Romans Greeks thinking but it was specifically about the Romans of Greeks

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White, hetero, cisgendered white, white, white, white, white. I'm going to cut you off there Okay I don't know if you saw but We got some new words added to the Cambridge Dictionary You know I did not see that You don't keep you don't keep up with the Cambridge dictionary I don't even have it in my house

Do you have a dictionary? Oh no I mean we used to grown up I remember that son of a bitch I had a dictionary I remember that son of a bitch Son of a bitch Yeah because like we would always my mom

Anytime we would say like what is this word me My mom would be like get the dictionary you know dictionaries now that's so you got a phone phone's a dictionary yeah you know whatever created the dictionary is probably pissed off his sales away I think it was Oxford

and Cambridge right those are the two big ones right why do they get to have it I think that if you make it then you get to have it I think that's yeah but like someone hasn't created a cooler dictionary urban dictionary I guess they have technically they have a cooler

dictionary what are these words all right so new words have been added the Cambridge Dictionary, and I want to see which of these you actually know, Joey. You think there are words that I'm not going to know? Like, they're like, interesting. Here's the thing is I'm kind of projecting because a lot of these I don't know. Okay. Or didn't know. Okay. And I want to know. So first one, easy. Add it to the Cambridge Dictionary, inspo. Interesting. Okay. Inspiration. Duh. But we're saying it because we're shortening. Well, yeah. I don't know why we're doing the, if we're adding shortened words to the

dictionary, I can add 500 million because apparently you get money to that. They have to catch on though. I mean, give me a word. Father. Dad. You see, like, that one already had one. But, like, give me another one that, like, I can shorten.

Banana. Nanners. Throw that in the fucking dictionary. Good. People use that shit. I mean, yeah. You know? Sammy for sandwich. Or baba. For bottle? Yeah, but that's baby talk. If we had a baby talk dictionary, that'd be a

bazillion fucking pages long. Right. But yeah, inspo, short for inspiration, something, especially something posted on the internet that gives you ideas for doing something, or that makes you want to do something. Yeah, easy. You know that one. Mouse jiggler. Excuse me? That's a word that we're

adding? Yeah. Mouse jiggler? Well, we're not. Over in Oxford. Jigler. But mouse jiggler. Yes. This is being added to the dictionary, folks. Can I get a country of origin? Well, I guess ours. I mean, yeah.

I mean, or English-speaking countries, apparently. Can you use it in a sense? I was building my computer and made sure I put a mouse jiggler in there. Is a mouse... Or I was home at work, and I had to make sure my mouse jiggler worked. okay the first one sounded like you were talking about like a fan the second one sounded like something with masturbation so i'm very confused well i mean is it a mouse is it just like uh is that what's a mouse jiggler joe it's a it's a fan no like an actual fan no it's not what is it

so it's a device or piece of software used to make it seem as if a computer mouse is moving so it seems as if you're working when you're not. This is a new this is a new thing for like work from home people nice which I imagine that

people are gonna is not cool I think you know I think get it bug it I mean you jiggle the mouse like I know that people I've seen a bunch of people

with like really fun ways to make sure yeah I've seen that too they like rest something like specifically on one button very lightly So it looks like they're constantly on. We have a friend that would wake up, put himself in a meeting with no one,

and then go back to bed. And then his boss would be like, oh, my God, you're in a meeting at 8 a.m. Yeah, good for you. Yeah, and then they can't join the meeting, and it's literally nobody. Well, I had asked, I was like, can your boss join the meeting? And he's like, yeah, but he's not. And I was like, okay. I mean, which is fair.

Like, your boss is probably not going to join your meeting. You'd also need to collaborate with somebody else on that, because you can't just make a meeting with a fake person. and I imagine they would have to be like someone else in the company. I think it was more of a quiet quitting situation. Are they still working for that company? I know who it is. No, no.

Okay, all right. Do we know if the jiggling of this had anything to do with it? I'm certain it did. I'm certain it that has something to do with it. Okay. Tradwife. Okay. This is just a word for like a traditional wife.

like obviously like someone who's like oh you know what i think i'm gonna or like i stay at home mom or something like the traditional cook clean type of thing literally it says traditional trad wife is short for traditional wife a married woman especially one who posts on social media stays at home doing cooking cleaning etc and has children that she'd take care of right i don't why are we renaming that i don't know why are we just like what's the modern wife you know that's a great question I don't know what that is. That's a great question because I think now more than ever, women are like the breadwinners in their home. So a modern wife might mean something different than it did 30 years ago.

Definitely 60 years ago. Yeah. Back 60 years ago, I don't know. I don't want to know what modern wife was back then. Yeah. But so now the wife is just a newer version and the trad wife is that? I guess. But here's the thing, like traditional, like, traditional, like.

Like, this is me, this is me being, I know you hate when I do this. I know what you're doing. I know you hate when I do this. I don't think I'm going to hate this. Traditional is subjective. I agree. Because traditions are different. And also it is not only different for regions, it's different based off of religion.

It is different based off of race, ethnicity, societal norms and whatever country, hemisphere. Yeah, I agree with you. So like, how do you? define what a like I guess I don't is that true though like I think that like

the like a traditional wife if you if you told someone to define or not define it but like guess what that would mean I feel like sure

that's kind of what you would guess sure but like also but who but in that my first argument would be like

traditional to who yeah you know to yeah that's what I mean well I mean well I mean I don't know And also

You can argue It's a little disrespectful What's disrespectful The idea that A traditional wife Is one that is put Within these parameters I wouldn't

I wouldn't be like I know you wouldn't Because remember No no no Why That's not what I mean I mean like I don't think it's

If someone We're trying to offend me in some way Like oh you have traditional values Or you have whatever. It's like, okay, like, you can put a thing on it, but like, as long as it's not like. But there is a lot of people on the internet that would argue that traditional values are very exclusive of certain types of people, certain roles in the household.

Yeah, yeah. I think that it's okay. They're discriminatory sometimes. I think it's okay to say something like traditional as long as you're not at the same time saying it's wrong or right. Yeah, but a lot of times, you're. traditions are held in high regard. So you are, they have kind of already planted their flag there. Like, okay.

I mean, because I can, no one calls something bad, a bad tradition. They just call it like a fucking toxic. I mean, I feel like there are times where you're like, oh, they're more like traditional and they're, you know, whatever. Oh, that's a good point. It's some sort of like negative aspect. Sure. All right.

I mean, listen, I think this is, these are the intellectual conversations people come here for. Right. At the end of the day, if she want to work. She's going to work. She wants to follow a dream. She's going to follow her dreams, all right? Traditional or not. I don't give a fuck what the dictionary says.

She's going to get the bread if she wants the bread. You know the only tradition in my household? Love. That's awesome. You know? Here's a tradition. It's called love your wife. Yeah.

A partner. And you want the best. Partner. You want your, love your partner. Thank you, Frank. Gotcha. You want your partner. Let's move away as traditional as being that.

how about it becomes more inclusive here's your tradition that's weird that we should get rid of same tradition like that yeah that was a mistake mistletoes I know we're off topic fuck you leave the mistletoes you love the mistletoe any excuse to kiss my wife first of all it's not just your wife

it's whoever walks under this thing well I won't kiss them then you're not being very traditional in that moment there's a rule Frank you kiss everyone I'm gonna any excuse I have to kiss my wife I'm going to do it. No one's saying that. I know what you want to get rid of.

You want to get rid of kissing wives. Get them right wing. I'm back. You're trying to set me up. I mean, I was never there to begin with. You son of a bitch. We got the right winger's back. I think kissing your wife is awesome and doing the thing to your wife is great.

But like, if I'm walking by, I'm bringing the turkey to the table and my aunt Rose is walking by. Now what do we do here? Well, listen, turkey on Christmas is crazy. Second of all, second of all, I'll meet you halfway. Let's get rid of those funny, hilarious people that at the Christmas parties takes the mistletoe and puts it on their belt. Let's get rid of them. Bro, shot.

Sure. I've never experienced that, but I know that it exists. What, shooting? No. Well, no. I haven't been shot, but I don't. But, like, I've never seen anyone be like, oh, my God. You hear that guys?

Don't shoot Joey. Don't shoot me. Please, God. Yeah, we can get rid of them. Yeah. I'm over the missile till the. It's like, oh, you got it? And it's like, Aunt Doris, what is this?

No, I'm fine with it. I'm fine. I mean, unless Aunt Doris is coming in for like a smooch in between the puckers. Bro, you're making it seem like I'm saying you can't kiss your wife. I know how much you want to get rid of men and their partners kissing. Why would I do that? Trying to get the right wing people back on our side. No, what you're trying to do is you're setting up a TikTok clip where there's music going to be playing.

And there's going to be an end. And then Frank loves his wife and look at Joe. He's a piece of shit It's like the class. I don't make those thing. I don't want to kiss my aunt. It's Maya or put or or or base mate B-Y pod bonus. Like it's not me. I don't do this. You're doing it. You're I'm not doing it. No, I'm not doing it. It's not me. I'm not standing for it anymore.

You don't have to stand for anything. You're not standing for anything right now. You're sitting down, trad, bitch. You just used it. Now you're using it as a slur. No, it's not a real word. That was a slur. Not a real word.

What is the other word? All right, there's three more here that. Oh, no, one of them you know. The other two, I legitimately don't know. DeLulu. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You didn't know that?

No, I know DeLulu. Oh, okay. I know DeLud. It is funny. It was said in like a cute way, like unaliving. You know, like, oh, they're delulu. Unaliving. That's going to make.

Is it not on that list? It's not on this list. I'll give it time. The last two, I've heard of one of them. Okay. But I wouldn't be able to tell you what the definition is. And I don't think you would be either. But here's the one I've never heard of.

I think you'll get it because you're a smart person. Broligarchy. That's awesome. The broligarchy. Broligarchy is getting added to the dictionary. First of all, I've never heard that word, but that's a hilarious way. I mean, I'm pretty smart. I know what an oligarchy is.

I know what bros are. It doesn't take much to put that together. I mean, I thought the word would be like, Manosphere. Don't they, they've been using that? There's more to, for all of this? Well, explain the definition. So the definition is a small group of men, especially men owning or involved in technology, a technology business who are extremely rich and powerful

and who have or want political influence, the word is a mixture of bro and oligarchy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That sounds like the ultimate nightmare. Yeah, it does. This sounds like what fucking, like... What's his name? Jack Doyle?

Who's a little streamer? Who the fuck is Jack Doyle? Who's the little streamer that, like, does, like, IRL streams all the time? Jack Doyle? Who, that's what I said. I don't know. Oh, uh... Jack, uh, Dard Dardy, Dardy.

Okay, that sounds like Dardy. What him and his boys are into is like they call themselves the broligarchy. But the term that I usually, like, here is like the manosphere. What's that? It's like, that reminds me of like if they, it's like a similar thing. If they put manatees on the sphere in Las Vegas, that's when that's like the only acceptable word. Yeah. For that.

It's, yeah, but that's not it. Um, as you can imagine, that isn't. But it's like when, it's like a, it's kind of like the podcast bro type of people that are, you know, like, I don't like that. We're defining that now. No, but that's true though. Like the guys that are just like, listen up, all right? My fucking bitch wife got pregnant. Oh!

Yeah. Oh my God. How dare her. Also, she, when I went to marry her, I have one simple question for women. One, would you accept the high value man like me? And two, did you have $400,000 in the stock market immediately? And if you don't, you are not a woman for me. If you do have money, what man gave it to you?

Fucking idiots. I mean, you know what I love? Asking grown men, right? Asking grown men being like, would you let your girlfriend or your wife go to the club? Yeah. I'm in my 30s. I won't be there. What are you talking?

I know exactly who this is because you remember they tried to interview me in L.A. last year. What? Wait, a person? No, no, no. I know you were talking about. Oh, you weren't there. I wasn't there. You left.

No, you told me about this, but it was like a person that you know on the internet? No. Oh. But it was just like one of the people I imagine is in the broligarchy. I imagine it's a broligarchist. He comes up to me. We're on Rodeo Drive because we're like, oh, we should like, when in L.A., check out rodeo drive yeah you left and I was just like this guy comes up to me he goes

yo dude I have a YouTube show I I think I know you the backyard man so good yeah you know when they know us but they don't you know backyard again is my favorite yeah that was the really good one because it was a really cool show and he's like can I interview you for my YouTube show and I'm like what's it about and he's like oh we talk about just like hot topics or something like that or whatever and I was just like sure he's like I'm gonna ask you two questions, all right? And I was like, what are the questions? I, for some reason, felt inclined to ask. And he goes, well, the first one is, what do you feel would be a better investment? Crypto or gold? And I was like, dude, I know, you're asking the wrong person. Wait, was he filming at this time?

No, it was before he was filming. Okay. And he's like, crypto or gold? And I was just like, what's the next question? Yeah. And it was just like, the immediate next question. That's where he started. The next question was, what do you think is the reason why women don't respect men? And I was like, dude, I'm not doing this. Get out of here. Just like,

like the going from crypto and gold to women not receive. That was the broligarchy. I had to brush up with the broligarchy and I made it out alive. It's like, what do you think is better? Crypto or gold? And it's like, all right, next question. Why are women just such a bitch? Yeah.

You don't? Ladies, bitch, right? Yeah, so anyway. Yeah. So I think what makes this also funnier is the fact that like there's going to be like an old like snotty British white man in Oxford at Oxford just being like, so now today we're talking about the rise of the broligarchy. Yeah. We need to examine. I will say the brologarchy is a way better term than men.

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Hit yourself with it. Yeah! It was a skibbitty toilet toy. There you go. Yeah. And my mom, I have a picture of my mom. She's like, I'm like over her shoulder because she's opening it trying to understand.

You just see a guy like this and there's a toilet and it's a skibity toilet. I was like, what the fuck is my mom reading? That is, I think, the first thing in... I'm sure people are going to pull up clips of me saying this on other things but like where I feel so completely removed because I think there were things that when we were younger that were like funny to us that like just made no sense or we're so stupid to our parents yeah but like this is the first time I'm on the other end of it yeah we're like

I can't like you and I used to walk around saying bread and we thought it was the funniest thing in the world to be fair that wasn't like something that ever caught on it was just I know it was just you and I but like that there are things at like like that for that generation yeah that like are funny now. Skibbitty is one of those things where like a new thing, kids, bro, the other day, my nephew, my cousin, I should say, and Miles were hanging out and they just go, yo, and they go what? And they go, six, seven. That was like, what? I was like, yeah. And they're like, six, seven. I'm like, those, yeah, those are numbers, dude. Like, six, seven, what? No, I have no fucking clue what it means. Like, that's just one of those things where I'm, we're, we're in an age. We're in a year. now we're like that should happen so we can't even just be like okay this is an inside joke with them but like it's an inside joke with a whole generation of kids that are not for us bro there was a fucking edit the other day of me saying that what six seven yeah I said it on a podcast or something and then it was like they turned it

into the fucking edit of me saying oh and it's like the goo and it's like six seven and it's like boom and then like things blown up behind you I don't know what it is over there but like skibbitty is one of those things yeah it's another world for me. Yeah, it's just one of those like inside jokes that you just, you just don't know. But what do you think Skibbidi is? I honestly, I feel like I should know this, but I don't think I do.

Give it a shot. I think it's just like a negative thing. I don't know. Okay, like, negative, what do you mean? It's like an adjective. I don't know. Like to describe something? Is it like, brainless, like idiotic shit? I don't know. So like, if you were to call like someone would possibly call this show skibbity

sure yeah like an adjective in that way okay the definition that is going into the dictionary yeah it says a word that can have different meanings such as cool or bad or could be used with no real meaning as a joke

so so that's not a definition that is that is whatever a definition isn't so the definition of the word is that it a definition. How can that be written into a book? I have no, this is what I mean. Like, I am so, so anything and nothing could be skibbitty. I'm, I feel delulu right now. Okay. Well, is that like

our dead ass? How that could mean so many things. No, but dead ass just means like it's, it's in the confirmation. It's like either it is, but you could also, like, that's, yeah, like really? Yeah. That's in like serious, like you're seeking out, like, the affirmative. Also, there's a difference between, uh, like, I'm dead ass serious or I'm dead ass serious. Like breaking it up, those are different. I don't know if I've heard the second one as much. Like, dead ass.

Like, yo, serious, dead ass. But like, dead ass. Kind of crazy when you think about that word. Like, that's probably a word that like our parents are like, what the fuck is that? I think the only one that I think that our parents might have been able to use as like and it's really more just new york i'm sure other people use this now because like new york culture has become like you know people in like iowa wearing tims but they're like mad

that was the one for us they were just like huh like yo i'm mad serious like yeah yeah but even that has more of a pathway to making sense because like it's meant to like give like wait to something Like, yo, I'm mad, happy, like, very, you know, like, I'm mad, serious. You know, like, damn, that's what, like, yeah, I don't know. But, like, Skibbitty just means, it can mean cool or bad. It can mean something but nothing. Yeah. That was like us growing up, we call people legends.

Like, that was good and bad. So, you know, he's a real legend. But that was just more sarcasm. Yeah, yeah. Like, this is not anything. Literally, it is nothing. By definition. Hey.

I'm not going to fight with all this. the people out there who fuck with the words givety i mean yeah because they'll get you yeah dude you can beat them up not a lot of them how many you think six did you see john malaney wrestled three 14 year olds on a show did he yeah did he lose he got his ass kicked he's not a very big dude yeah but also like i think it's just like 14 is big like i've seen some freshman in high school dude i've seen some big 14 year old there was a freshman in my high school who played on the all line. He was 300 pounds. He would whoop my ass. Yeah, but

like, you never saw that? Because he had his show, his live show on Netflix, and I think on the very last one, he, like, wrestled 3 14-year-olds. Yeah, no. And, like, Richard Kine is in the background, like, yeah, get him! Never seen that, but God bless. You should check it out. I'll go check out John

Mullading being wrestled by 3, 14-year-olds. Don't Google that. You'll be on some list. Yeah, I'm not going to Google 3-14-year-olds. I feel like we should create a New York dictionary this has been done

a million times Has it? Yeah What are you typing? Are you doing it? I typed in New York dictionary but it's only giving me the definition of N.

Y which is New York? Yeah. But like if it were like Urban Dictionary but just for New York I feel like that'd be cool. I think we kind of like covered that and like you said

like now with TikTok and whatever and I feel like New York has kind of become this like place or people are like aware of how people talk and the the lingo and whatever it is the the natural progression of the human race that we are just going to like it like it's a thing it's an organic thing and then a company or someone gets a hold of it and makes it like a cool thing and then it's not cool anymore yeah like that's what happens didn't you tell me you once went to like a place in brooklyn that was just like we have like a high-end chopped cheese

and it's just like fuck you yeah yeah that kind of shit is good that it's basically cat food yeah you know I don't want to fucking waggo brisket this is for everyone who's like visiting New York if you want to get a good

chopped cheese if you see someone taking a shit outside of a deli you go in there right now and you order all the food because I guarantee it's amazing I'm not kidding in New York City the shittier the place looks the better the food. It's crazy. Bro, you see like the, like, Department of Health

rating on the outside. If it's an A, it has good food. If it's got a B, it's probably not very good. If it's a C, incredible. Yeah, it's probably great. Or if the place got shut down, that food must have been an awesome. If you're really lucky, there's like blood on the floor. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. And the same exact, like, they have bags of chips that like expired in 2009. Yeah. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. You know what I hate fucking seeing in those delies? You know, they're called like Snowballs. Yep. It's like a cake, but then it's got like sprinkles.

The pink. Disgusting. And they're always from 2008. Well, like, the famous thing is that Twinkies apparently don't go bad. Oh, I'll tell you this right now. Oh, fuck a Twinkie. Oh, my God. I'll take down the Twinkie.

Me too. I'll throttle a Twinkie. My mom puts them in the fridge. You and your family about cold food. I didn't do it. I only do it with chocolate. I put chocolate in the fridge. You guys love, but like snacks, you love to have snacks in your fridge.

You guys must have a Viking-sized fridge. Hold up. Do you put peanut butter in your fridge? No, and people that do, I know. Why do they do that? So stupid. Why do that? We wanted to be creamy, not like a hearty.

It's shelf stable, and if I were to put peanut butter in the fridge, it's coming out a rock, dude. Whoa. What? Not a rock, but what? I mean, pretty hard. Have you ever had almond? butter? Yeah.

That's what I imagine it's like. Almond butter is impossible to spread. But also have you had like butter out of the fridge that you try to spread? And then it's just like you create a divot in your whatever you're putting it on. I absolutely hate that. If I go to a restaurant, especially if it's a nice restaurant, it's like, yo, you guys are not paying attention to the details. I turn to a snob like the guy from Rattitoui. But I get in there.

And it's like you give me a piece of bread that I can't just like spread and it's like hard. And I got to like. Here's a thing. If you're giving me something. that is meant to be spreadable, this should better be spreadable. It better be spread, spread eagle. Like when you go to, when you go to like a pizzeria or like somewhere like an Italian restaurant and they bring the little containers of butter.

Yeah. That look like they came freshly out of a butthole. You know what I'm talking about. I do. And you have to like, if I open it, it better be ready to get spread. It better be spread. Because daddy's looking to spread. Yeah, he is.

I'm not looking to fucking put this thing on there and then it's just a ball of butter. Yeah, that's so fucking annoying. It drives me insane. I hate that. Although I learned a secret. What's your secret? You just hold it in your hand. And the warmth of your hand will speed it up pretty quick.

Yeah, I mean. But you're making me work at a restaurant? I don't want to have to hold this butter's hand. I want it to be spread eagle for me. Ready. When I get there. I'm ready to go. Exactly.

Warm, creamy, and spread eagle. Now you're talking about my language. That's how I like my butter. You know, and I will say this. More than butter. More than bread and butter. the absolute best thing

and I honestly I don't think I'm like late to the game I might be with you on this so I'm ready to hold your hand the thing that's better than bread and butter is bread

with olive oil with salt and balsamic in there my fucking dog oh my god this is my fucking boy and it doesn't even need to be balsamic

because Greek restaurants will do olive oil and red wine vinegar just something else I am like just such a simple like oh my god

dude nothing Where did we go recently that they brought out focaccia And just a fucking pail of olive oil Yeah, and I fucking drowned myself in it Dunk Yeah Where was that? Where was that? I don't know

But I could literally not stop eating bread Oh, in fucking Detroit Oh, right That's where it was I can't stop eating it And you know what makes me feel better Is olive oil is good for you? Probably not in the amounts that we were having it

No, no, no, people drink olive oil Like shots of it and shit like that but like if it's not fried it's good fats yeah it's good fats yeah you know I'm with you there 100%

I fucking love it I'll take olive oil I'm like good on butter like I don't like I don't put it on my pancakes and shit like that I like butter yeah but like I like butter too

but not like but if it's if you're gonna put spread eagle soaking wet horny whore like butter yeah

and just like you know what I'm talking about like a good olive oil yeah with some seasoning in there, you know, you don't need salt because the vinegar is going to add a little salty to it. But, oh my

my God, you scared me, sir. You scared the shit out of me. Holy shit, sir, you scared me. Oh, okay. But yeah, I get I get what you're saying, yeah. About to say it again with the spread eagle with the butter, being spread eagle. I want this butter

fucking pussy out. Yeah, I'm talking. No, no, no, yeah. you know what I'm talking about of course I do what are you talking about wait I just want to make sure I want to confirm or talking about this oh I'm talking about olive oil with what's it no no no how do you like your butter oh the butter just fucking ripped open yeah ripped open spread spread as far as it can go gotcha open butter that's the kind of butter I like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yeah, yeah. Spreadable. Oh, yeah. Creamy. He's going, he's leaving now. He's leaving. He's leaving. But, uh...

Oh, good times. Yeah. And a good bread. Oh, yeah. Don't give me, like, hard bread. Well, not even just hard bread, but, like, I want bread that's just, like, fresh. If you're giving me cold bread, no.

This shit better be warm. And it better be a facch. I'm down, yeah, a pillowy focotch. Or, you know what? I don't know if you, you've gone to, and I'm sure you in your private life has also gone to Mediterranean restaurants. Yeah.

Or Middle Eastern. Yeah. When they just bring out complimentary, you know, Baba ganouche or hummus. Oh! Or fucking, you know, what's the other one I'm looking for? I don't know.

What's the other one with the green in it? What? With the green, with the tabule. Oh. And just hot off the fucking press. I love Peter. Peter bread? Oh, my God.

Or, or, or, um, non. Non bread. Fuck me. You know what? Garlic non is. Yo, yo, yo. Let's open a restaurant. Okay.

See, this is what you go too far. Why? Why? You go too far. All right, a bar. let's open a bar and they have no like entrees but it's just different bread and bread you can do a bread butter like here's like an american like an american sourdough loaf

or you can do like pita and olive oil or you can do like non and like butter chicken sauce you want to start a restaurant with the stuff every other restaurant gives away yes yes yeah there's something they gave away for free but we'll profit off a bread bar sounds fantastic on bread bar bread bar copyright copyright it copyright infringement i don't know what patent pending that was hysterical that was really good oh my god what is that guy thinking beauty happens when ants not here we miss them but beauty beauty finds away yeah uh well there you have it folks uh hope you enjoy the ride that was a lot of fun that was i had a good time uh frank

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