The Basement Yard - #519 - We Have A Foot Fetish

Episode Date: September 8, 2025

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Welcome back to the basement. Welcome back to the basement yard. What's up, Frank? You know, being me, chilling, doing what I do, having one, two, two, two, two, two. Fired. Ant, how about you? You want to give it a go? I think I could do anything better than that.

So how you do anything better than that? Anything is a stretch. You can. You can. Wow. And you also don't have ideas. One of those. Ooh, yeah.

These? Yeah, see? I always wish I always try to do that. How well do you think you can dance out of 10? What style of dance? Now, we need to. Just you, just you, just a dance. Just like if someone were to come to me,

watch me dance at a wedding and rank me as a dancer? You know what? I knew you couldn't answer this question. I just knew it in my heart. You as like a whole, like what you think. Like, how good of a dancer am I, you know? I. I think I'm a solid 7.5.

Okay. What about you? I'll take six. Whoa! I can move. Really? Yeah, a little bit. I did not expect that.

I'm going to give you a beat. I'm going to give you a beat. Wait, you got hips, though? You could throw your shit around in a surf? I got hips. I would love to go to a wedding with you. I would love to because I feel like you would be a top tier. Yeah.

Wedding guest. You would be hitting that bartender up, though. That final word was very important. Yeah. So are you more bar or more dance floor or are you a perfect melding of the minds? I'd like to think I'm perfect, melding of the mind. I'd like to think I'm perfect. I go to the bar and then I'll go dance for a little bit.

And then when I'm like, I was like, oh, I need another drink, go to the bar. What's your, all right, it's good. Now, I know I've been open and vocal about my drink approach while at a wedding. Open bar. Top tier. You just do like whiskey and soda or something, right? Jameson. Jameson and Ginger.

with a splash of penis? What is it again? I think you knew it was. It's not that. Yeah, all night. All night. Yeah. And then... You won't do like a beer, though?

If someone else gets it for me, I'm like, I'm not going to be like... See, am I crazy for thinking that with an open bar, same drink all night is criminal? That is criminal. I think you need to have, like... You need at least two different drink. I'd say at least three on an open bar. Fine. I mean, you do, like...

He does every spirit. I do. He does beer. He does... He does rum. He does vodka and like whiskey, tequila, brandy. I've ordered. Brandy's bananas.

What are you on the Titanic? I've been at a wedding and ordered like brandy. Let me get your finest brandy. The guy's like, this is a wedding. We don't have it. What are you saying? It was Dominic's wedding and they did have it. Oh, well, that wedding.

They definitely had it. But like, I feel like you need to diversify. Diversify your portfolio. Diversify your ability to be a. great wedding guest. All right. Can I ask you a question? Yep.

Where do you think you are for dancing? I mean, I feel like I'm like probably in between. I feel like we've, we've ruined a dance floor before. Many a time. Yeah. You know, I did famously at Greg's wedding have a gay dance off with a couple, me and Danny versus these two guys, and we beat him. Wow.

How do you, we beat two gay guys, which is like high, preface. How do you, how do you, out gay gay dancers dude i have no idea but i didn't i didn't say that we won there was there was people who are like yo you guys killed it and i was like wow oh well hold on also there was a lot of champagne in me i don't even know if that was me out there first of all just because someone says you killed it doesn't mean you won because like two to like listen i mean that's barry bonds killed it in 2001 was that the year i don't know he was a home run hitter let's be very Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But he didn't... Mr. October, not Mr. September. No, Mr. October is somebody else. Reggie Jackson. But he didn't win the World Series that year. The Giants didn't win, they lost. No, it was told to me. Also, Greg has said it multiple times.

He's like, you guys won that thing, so I don't know. Well, you know what? That feels like a fair, like, evaluation. If the person whose wedding it is tells you won, you won. Right. But I'm just more curious, because I've seen gay men dance, and... Wow!

Some of them can move. Let me tell you. I would put myself out of seven, though. You said seven and a half. I say seven and a half. I'd say seven. You said, what's six point what? Or six, six, six.

Six. You know what puts me a bit ahead of you, and I think you would agree with this, is when they play Spanish music, I could fake it a little bit. Like a little bachata when they play. Yeah, but that's because you're not around Spanish people. No, even when I'm around Spanish people. Like you're usually around the whites. Like Long Island whites, dude. Yeah, first of all, Long Island White's.

So you just got to go like this and they're like, oh my God. Yeah, Long Island whites are dangerous whites. Bro, sorry. I was at Gio's mom's wedding. Yep. And gasoline came on. Bang. Right.

So now I'm around Italian whites. Right. For the most part. Yeah. So he comes on. And I just obviously, like, I don't know the words to that song. But the beginning of a, I was just doing that. And then I remember, I forget who it was.

But someone looked at me. It was like, whoa. Like, they were like impressed. knew the words and I was like they don't know that I don't well you don't let them know that that's what I'm saying here's a thing though Italians are like the Hispanics of Europe so I think you're okay there is Spanish people out there

yeah but Spain doesn't really count that's a big statement for sure I get it but like the Spanish people in Spain don't count is what you're saying no but we're going to move on

Hispanic No, I think that I've been around at like parties where it's also like my father's side where it's a lot of Colombians and it's a lot of Hispanics and like I could get I I'm good enough to get lost in it. You know what I mean? Like I can you're not going to spot me and be like wow, he sucks. Yeah. I can blend. I'm bingo and I think that's the art of dancing is like you need to be able to blend with whatever's on. Blend and then also when it's your turn to get in the middle of the circle. Cirker. Cirker. Circle in the circle. Don't embarrass yourself. That's all. Listen, if a circle forms, this is not, and this is, there's no hyperbole in what I'm saying here. Top five most stressful social situations of your entire life. Socializations. What a circle forms.

Yeah. It takes every ounce of whatever you have in your social battery. You need to let it all out. You need to be spraying your battery all over that circle. There's other ways to say that. I also think that being like one of the outgoing people in the group, everyone looks right at you. And it's like, well, I know I'm going to get pushed in the center of the circle. It's a burden that us outgoing people are as extroverts much bare.

It's a gift and a curse. There's no, and it's also way worse when people are pushing you. We're like, no, no, no, now you look like an idiot. You got to get in there. Yeah, like if they're pushing you, give in to it. You got to give in. It's worse to fight. The only time I will advocate for peer pressure.

ever, is when it involves a dance circle, at a wedding, or event involving dancing. Yeah. Because that's when it's just like, this is your moment. Yeah, just let it go. And, you know, it doesn't need to be anything crazy. No one's asking you to sit there and fucking spin on your head. Yeah, I don't need that. You just need to go with it.

I would even go as far to say that if someone gets into the middle of the, of a dance circle and they're really good, that pisses me off. This isn't for you. Yeah. If you're getting in a dance circle and you're like legit break dancing, you can't. You're not supposed to be there. You shouldn't be great at dancing in the middle of a circle. You should be always kind of bad, because we're all kind of bad. It should be when you go in, it should be like a novelty, not like you're showing off. Yeah.

Just like if you're really good at singing, you don't go to karaoke and belt one out. Yeah. You got to be like amateur at it. You have to understand the audience. If you're a professional dancer and you're dancing professionally in a dance circle, people are just going to scoff at you. Yeah. You think old drunk at Margo is not going to look at you and say, Who the fuck does this loser think he is?

Yeah, like, take it easy. Or if you're really good at bull riding. What? That's your contribution. What do you mean? Don't get on the bowl if you're good at bull riding. Like at a bar. How many times are you going to end up in that situation when you're on a bull?

I think if anything. How many professional bull riders even exist? I think if anything, that's the one fucking exception. If you're a bull rider, show the world what you got. Because a bull riding, here's a thing with different, here's the major difference between bull riding and a dance circle at a wedding, okay? One of them is meant to embarrass people.

The other is meant to celebrate them. Bull riding. Oh, no, oh, right, yeah, yeah. Because people are like, oh, go, let's see how you can get bucked off. Yeah, you know? Bull riding is for drunk white girls, which is great.

I was online to bull ride once, and the guy in front of me won shots for the whole bar because he did so good. I walked right off that line. That's a smart idea. That is a genius idea. Walked right off that line. Right off that line.

How long was he up there? I think 20 seconds. You win the shots for the bar? 20 seconds, brother. I could buck for fucking hours at that point. I would probably like, honestly, not even drunk. I think I would be so confident that I could do 20 seconds. And, I mean, there is a chance that I fall off and get a concussion for sure.

Well, like fall on fluffy, fluffy mat. Yeah, but it might toss me. I don't know. Into the stands? Where are you going? The bar area. I don't know. No, I think if they gave me, like, because they could be dicks.

They could be pieces of shit. And they could just go to, like, turn it up to 11. Yeah. If you give me the same treatment as everybody else that's involved. As Betsy over here. As Betsy and Drunk Margo. She came to this one, too. Margo's crazy.

Trunk Aunt Margo. If you give us all the same treatment, you know, 20 seconds. I can do 20 seconds. On a real bowl? No. Real bull. No. I wouldn't even sit front row at one of those things.

I'd be so scared. yeah those things are crazy um i just i think imagine being a rodeo clown yeah how the hell did someone start that how is your job fucking with bowls as a clown yeah like one you don't need to be a clown dude like you know i'm gonna go actually a uniform you don't need to paint your face and joey joey won't do it i'll take it a step further just don't be a clown well that's what i mean like you don't need to be a clown there there needs to be people there that are going to distract this thing so they doesn't just step on the head of the guy who gets thrown off of it. Well, anytime you see someone get bucked off,

there are people that run out. It's like, oh, whoa, whoa. Yeah, those are the clowns. No, some of them are dressed like clowns. Maybe it's just because other riders that are waiting to be the clown, like the rodeo person. No, those dudes are, are waiting for to go next. They're not out out there. You can get flipped by this fucking thing. Wait, so a rodeo clown is just like one of the, like, distracts the thing after the guy falls off. Oh, is it, but do they need to be dressed like clowns or is that just the name of the, like, like, is that the title of the position. That's the whole conversation we're having. I'm saying

yes, I don't think you need to be dressed as a clown. I thought you meant like just a clown that decided to also do the rodeo. That's not how you get that job. I don't know. Can you look up how much rodeo clowns make? I'm a little confused and I think you understand that I'm a little confused here. Well, yeah. I mean, they're called rodeo clowns, but they're the ones that like when people get

flipped off, they distract the bull to like get them away from the guy who probably broke his fucking back. We got some estimated annual salaries between 50K. That's not bad, that's a solid, that's a solid, yeah. Dangerous though, I imagine. Yeah. Very dangerous, 70K is a rodeo clown. Bro, also they wear like knee pads, but like no helmets.

I would be wearing a helmet. Yeah, I'd wear, I'd wear those. A bulletproof vest is what I would wear. I'd wear those like bomb diffusing suits. Yeah. I wouldn't wear fucking knee pads. Yeah, I mean, you're worried about this bull trampling your knees? I'm worried about my own.

heart and lungs and fucking skull. I think they're worried about getting sent up in the air and landing on their knees and blowing out both their knees. I mean, that's a tough. I guess the Bulls, they kind of do that. Bro, you ever see a Bulls just flip a guy? It's fucking terrified. Dude, did you watch the most recent Jackass movie?

I've seen him get flipped by Bulls so many times. I can't believe he keeps doing it. No, I think that was the last, I think that literally Johnny Knoxville, that was like, that is my retirement right there. He got flipped upside down. and like he was like trying to swallow his tongue like he was snoring oh I did see that he was like literally like oh it's fucking terrifying yeah shit's crazy I'm not fucking with bulls I don't fuck with bulls back to the wedding dancing conversation though because

this actually involves both of us okay just I believe I'm a 7.5 right you say you're a 7 7 you say you're a 6 when you got a good crew it's like you know when you play like Marvel Ultimate Alliance and you pick the Fantastic Four and all of their stats get like a plus 10. I think you know. I definitely do. But that might be a new one. All right. If you play Red Faction and you pick like all Russian tanks or some shit.

Now you've named a game even older than the last one. It's something you know though. All right. If you're playing, uh, what doesn't have to be a video game. Oh, well, all right. Well, you know what I'm talking about. Like when you and you got a crew that you vibe with. A rhythm.

A rhythm. Yeah. That brings your dancing abilities and your wets. Wedding, dancing, guest skills, plus five. Yeah. Plus five. You and I, when we did, it was, I think, the last top of the hill party we went to together. Oh, God.

That was great. Bohemian Rhapsody was on, and we performed it naturally as we do. I don't think that it could come on without us doing it. We were so good. Yep. A real, like a gay man up there came up to us and said, you sure you guys aren't gay? I don't remember that.

Yeah. I know what you're. talking about you know what i'm talking about but i don't remember that he said that our dancing and entertainment skills are so good we cross the bounds of questionable sexuality yeah i mean that seems to be a consistent you know because now it's also happening on the internet yeah well i'm saying that is just based off of our talent right uh we're such good performers people go like gotta be gay right i'll take it I mean, it's a compliment.

Yeah, I'm not upset by it. Yeah, I'll take it. A little bit of this. Ah. You got to start off here. Yeah. You know, drink in hand. I'll tell you what.

Boy likes to sweat at weddings. And by boy, you mean you boy. Yeah. You're the boy. I am the boy. Yeah, I'm not a sweaty boy. No. I'm good.

I keep my, honestly, I keep my suit jacket on for most of the wedding. That's crazy. I keep it going, man. You leave it on? Yeah. Why? It's a good tool to use when dancing. What do you mean?

That, see, now that doesn't make sense. What do you, what do you mean as a tool? It's like a nice little, like... Oh, you flap your shoulders. Oh, like, when you're coming onto the dance floor, you're like... You throw it back like fucking Amadeus. Something like that. Okay.

I can see that. I do like that. I like, oh, when I have suspenders, dude, I can't keep my hands on it. Oh, yeah. There's suspenders. Yeah, yeah. You're the suspenders. Also, there's nothing like...

Once I start really feeling it, then one of these. Oh, you take it down like... Now it's fucking game time, bitch. Like your fucking curt ankle? yeah you go you go full like curt angle on a dance floor I do you ever see that dude on TikTok that like chops wood

and he like takes off his fucking things and that's like you know I was about to split this fucking no does he split it yeah he does every time that's pretty impressive of him every time I don't go I think I don't need accessories babe that's not a neat it's just I like you know what I think makes me a better like entertainer

dancer guest at a wedding is that I go From crying to dancing, snap of a finger. Crying is underselling what you did at the last wedding that we were at. Frankie was, it was like they did a human sacrifice in the middle of the dance. Frank was very, I get very emotional. Did you have any alcohol in your system at that point? Probably.

Yes, yes. I mean, we were drinking that whole day, but like, oh, so that's probably, I mean, it's a multiplier. No, honestly, because like when we got to the venue and we saw our friend, and his bride seeing each other for the first time. You did cry then. I cried then. And I was maybe a drink deep at that point. Yeah.

I just, I love, I love the love that I have. And I'm so excited for the people that I love to potentially have that love. And I get that, because I was crying too. Yeah. There was just a very big difference. It's also like different for the people like. I remember your dad. I think you're dead who also is a very emotional guy.

Yes, he is. probably crying I think your dad at one point was looking at you and being like what is going on yeah because Frank was like sucking in wind no hold on hold on bro you are crying hold on I was you know that's where I was I was throwing your hands up like I just it was like yeah I was throwing my hands up this was someone that I've known my entire life well this is the two people in my life that I have known the longest in my life is you And him.

Yeah. And it was emotional because, again, I am seeing someone that I have spent my entire life with, basically, as friends, as basically a pseudo-sibling, stepping into a new phase of life. Also- It's so fucking beautiful, dude. Not only that, but I think what really gets it going is the fact that his brother, who was the best man, is more of a reserve type of guy, like, not super. loud or super talkative or anything and deliver a good speech and like was like crying through it and like that guess me yeah and i could go to a wedding where i don't know anyone and if the best man starts or or like the maid of honor starts crying in the middle speech i'm gonna be like oh i'll tell you i mean made of honor crying i get over that because you've heard you've heard one made

of honor speech you've heard them all you know what i'm saying there was a girl on tictac that did it basically summarizing all them but it's just like oh my god i can't I can't believe the girl that used to smoke cigarettes with me back in high school is now getting married. Yeah, yeah. You've heard them all. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? But now I have the added layer of speaking, like the father speaking about their daughter getting married.

And let me tell you. No, no, no, God. Bro, oh, my God. I didn't even tell you this. But speaking of crying, I went down a rabbit hole of these videos. One of the best types of holes, may I add. I mean, what other Vagina hole?

Pretty good. John Hull is fucking awesome. Glory. Just move on. Just move on. Just move on. Joey? Just move on.

My bet. You've seen a glory hole? I've seen a glory hole live large and in public. Yeah. No. What a crazy question ask. Yeah. Mr. I'll fucking try anything.

You just said top three. It's on the podium. You're giving it bronze up there. Yeah. Was that? what we said. I mean, I named Vagina Hole. Vagina Hole. Rabbit hole. Yeah, Glory Hole. Yeah.

And then to round out this Mount Rushmore of holes. I guess that, uh, I would say, Blow? Booty hole. Oh. Oh, asshole? Yeah. Blow hole. Blow hole. That's a good hole. That's a good hole. That's a solid hole. What about a, oh. Pee hole. Donut hole. Donut hole. Donut hole. I said Pee hole. I don't really like pee holes. Pee holes suck. They have one.

purpose yeah black hole black hole black hole oh black hole sun won't you know that's a good that's a great song wormhole is that wormholes scare me black hole is better i know you're afraid of the black hole don't say that i oh i went down a rabbit hole and it was uh it was a compilation video of people having a, like they're in the hospital with a newborn. Nope. And they're telling that, like, whoever person, like, maybe their best friend or their brother or sister or whatever, that they named the baby after them. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

Like this, like this. Yep. Like this. Yeah. Dying, bro. Yeah. Oh, man. She's like, oh, meet whoever.

It's like, what? What did you name? You named me? I saw one, and he was like, it was like my stoic father, you know, and they named him after. And he was just like. what what do and then there was one where to get

there was a guy on FaceTime they're like do you want to know his name and he's like yeah what's his name and they're like text and he was like yeah and I was like

I'll be honest with you I meet a baby named text a text I hate that baby yeah honestly a baby named text was he working at a gas station it's a baby

come on who is this child meet my child text text Shut up. Jesus Christ. My gosh. Let me see his fucking, you know. Yeah, where's his work truck?

Jesus. Let me see his Yosemite Sam tattoo. You know what I'm saying? So random. Yosecity Sam tattoo? No, I've gone down those rabbit holes. I saw one that shot me in the back of the head, speaking a hole, left a hole where my fucking brain was. Okay.

It was a father giving a speech at his daughter's wedding. but 20 years prior he had recorded a video of like, I'm going to show this to you on your wedding day one day. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. No way, dude. I shut.

I had a... I'm not even kidding. I did what is the equivalent of putting my phone down violently, which was... Wait. What was in the video? He's like talking to her and he's just like... Oh, he was talking to her when she was a little girl?

He's... So the video was him holding a three. maybe on his lap oh not chill and he's like i you know one day you might find someone that you want to spend your life with oh my god and he's like talking to her to fuck that bro what a bastard long story short the other day ruby put on like a children's wedding dress and i have a picture of it i know that's getting kept there's underwear from second grade so i know that's getting In the same sentence as my picture of my daughter? That's fair.

I won't even begin to even explain where my brain has went with those pictures. Dude, that's going to be a rough day. We're going to have to hire someone and follow you around. I'm not even kidding, worried about, like, you've seen me at one of our friends. I don't know how I'll react at your wedding. I don't know. Maybe I'll be, like, numb at that point to the world. What does that mean?

I don't know. But, like, at one of my children's weddings, no, I don't even know. I don't even know. I don't. I held our friend's baby recently. They have a newborn that's been home for like two weeks or something. You bitch. And I held the baby.

And I was like, am I going to fucking cry right now? And, like, also the way that she was describing, like, the experience. She was like, it was so amazing and, you know, blah, blah. And I'm holding this baby. And I'm like, oh, my God. Like, I'm gonna fucking cry. And then I didn't, but I was like, it's coming. I have said this.

Just slept on me for an hour. I have said this since I had my first biological child. When you have your first child. Don't even. You are going. I'm not going to be able to fucking get through sentences what I'm trying. You are going to be a fucking puddle of a human being. You're going to look at little.

Don't fucking give it a name. Tex. and walrus and bingo and bingo that's what you named your child in our our patreon episode oh i don't remember that where we did the reenacting the lines from the movies

bingo at your baby bingo um you're it's going to be it's going to be coins it's going to be a tough day for sure um anyway what were you talking about glory holes an hour here

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which of my famous glory holes are you want to visit first Okay, it's So you get You have a whole year to complete this For every foot you lick You get a million dollars But you can't tell them

That you get a million dollars When you lick the foot You're asking me how much money I would make from that Hold on What are we counting as a lick? Is this a lick? Or is this a lick? That one I don't give a shit if it's

I have to put the whole foot in my mouth I'm making bread that year Well see now that's what you always needs to be Because you could find And what is the foot what is that question what is the foot the foot is it's a specific part of the foot can it be any part of the foot that i could lick a foot so it could be the top of the foot it's a foot it doesn't need to be the bottom of the foot no so i don't need to be licking on the bottom of the foot i could be licking

on the top of the foot i don't know where to go from there i'll tell you this right now wait if i if so so people have two feet right is it like one foot per body or can i do both feet One foot per body, but your own counts. My own counts? Oh, my own counts? There's a million. Yeah. So how much money do you think you can get?

Oh, I'm easily making $7 million. Seven. Bro, I might get $50 million. Joey. Bro. I'm tricking. Joey. I'm not trying to trick.

Joey, Joey, Joey. Everyone I know, I am licking their foot. But wait, can I tell them why I'm licking their feet? No. I'm not allowed to tell them. So they just need to be like, yeah, I'm cool with you licking my feet. You'd be surprised. Well, it's Joey.

Bro, it's the summer Don't let you lick their fucking balls They don't care No one's licking balls But in the summer dude At the beach Just insane So, but you have to

Are these consensual foot licks As in, I feel like you could trick them I think that's fair But like if my If like Get me in a public pool Like if Frank would just had his foot out Right

If Frank just had his Hill If Frank just had his foot out Can I just walk over and lick it Without saying anything to him? Yeah, why not? Okay Yeah, no, I'm making bread that year.

I think I would make a good amount of money. I think I am at least walking away with $7 million, though, guaranteed. Because I have my three kids. Yeah. And Becca. Yep. That's four. You two.

Myself. Bro, you're going to tell me, you wouldn't, I don't even need to. You can't tell them. I know. I just need to go, yo, I want to lick your foot. And you'd be like, okay. I don't need to tell you what it's for. You're, you're, you're, can I be like, yo, if you let me lick your foot, I'll give you, like, a G.

Oh. Oh, no, no, you can't offer money because you're getting money. Yeah, because I was about to say, I'm about to make a billion. Can I put, yeah, if that's the case, then yes, I'd be, I'd be a millionaire. Well, I guess let him be one foot. I think it's easier to lick my foot than it is to get him to lick his foot. I could guilt trip him. I, like, I could say anything to lick your foot.

Like, yo, I can't tell you why, but I need to lick your foot. you'll understand in a couple of years i i i don't respond well what in a couple of years yeah i mean i don't know how long i'm going to get the money i mean sometimes you know is at net 30 net 50 i mean i would honestly just go up to people and be like i would just make something up like did you see this thing like like i went to the foot doctor and they have this like like i would just make he's gaslighting people into making that he's lying literally so i mean yes in that process you're like oh did you see this new thing appearing on people's and i would just i would just lick their foot and then have them be like what the fuck are you doing you're weird and I'd be like

whatever cash you know like as soon as I could get them to take their foot off like hold on like there's a bone that means this and then like it could you know whatever and then I would take their sock off and I would lick any part of the foot that was close and then I would be breaded the fuck up I know the easiest way to do this would be like be like yo call everyone I know for a big San Diego Studios video. Everyone has to sit in a reclining chair and put their bare tutsies because it's per foot. So with you, I get two feet. No, he said one per body. Oh, one per body? All right. That's fine. Some people don't have two feet. Call 20 of our people friends in to be in a San Diego Studios video and I'm going down the line. I'm looking like

any, bro, anybody. No, you're crazy for any foot. Bro, any foot. I can show you some feet. Pull up some feet pull up oh i'm not gonna i'm not gonna like lick a fucking uh like a dirty fucking foot all feet are in essence dirty so what you're gonna tell them like yo i need you to clean your feet and then daddy's coming down to go to lick town first first of all i will say this uh no i get kicked out i was gonna say i would just go to like a fucking salon that's why i said i said public pool you could get away with licked out and going to jail bro you can't look a stranger's foot like in public like that. You're going to a salon?

What? You think there are different rules? That's why I stopped myself. I was like, I'm not going to do that. I think I could pass off of licking a drive-by lick in a public pool better than you can in a salon. We got to have rules about underwater licking.

Why? Why are there rules on underwater licking? Because you need to have the oils of the skin on your tongue. You still get them. They're just diluted in the water around the oils. That's what I mean dilution. Now we're talking about dilution. This is not fair.

Is dilution a word? Yeah. Yeah. I think you're overestimating how many licks you're going to get in that pool. Send me to a Vegas pool party. Yeah, it's gross, but guess what? I'm walking out a couple million dollars richer.

No. That's a great point. I think the first, like, few months, it's going to be tough, but that last month where I'm like, oh, I only have a month left. Bro, if I have a year. Everyone I know. I'm calling out people I haven't talked to from high school and being like, let's chill. All right.

Honestly, what is a billion dollars? It's a million, millions or it's a thousand? It's a thousand. A thousand. So you need a thousand feet for a billion dollars. I can get 300 people to a wedding. I'm licking every one of those feet. Nah, see, that's crazy.

I'm looking every foot. People I know, I'm looking every foot. And who's the richest person on the planet? Elon Musk? He has 450. So let's say 500 billion. So that is how many, so if a thousand feet is $1 billion, $5,000 will get me to $500 billion.

Frank, why are you even going this high? Why are you even going this high? What's the point? $5 billion. You're not going to lick a thousand feet, friends. I did math wrong. You're right, though. So let's just say I did it a thousand in a year.

That's three a day? Dude, I could lick three feet in a day. Dude, three a day is so many feet. Three a day is a lot. I don't need to tell that. You said that I just can't tell them it's for money. I can tell them it's for anything else. Yeah, yeah.

So I just be like, listen, fucking only fans. Are you kidding me? What about it? Craigslist? and just please let me lick your feet first of all you were getting mad at me now you're going on craigslist i would i would vet the feet i'd be a foot vetter no dude but i am i'm i'm i'm definitely licking every foot that i know every foot i know is getting licked but how are you

going to get them to allow you i'll worry about that any means necessary and i don't even need to they don't have to let me if they just need to be barefoot around me and i'm diving on it like I'm literally just diving on how would you dive on them bro literally show me how you would dive on them I ain't doing that no shit gets clipped and memed

and it's too crazy now I think if we're being honest I think a realistic amount that I could get done in one year is whatever 365 times two is I think I can do two a day I do I think I can do two a day

724 that's no No. Isn't that not $724? 365 times two. Oh, oh, no. I don't know why I said $3.60. $3.60 times two is $7.30.

Yeah, $7.30. Times a million, $730 million. I could do that. So he thinks he could get $730 million. What dollar amount you think he could get? Bro. I, I mean, honestly, like my first strange foot that I lick will awaken a monster

like I literally will then be like I already did it and now everyone's getting new and I already slept with the monster I mean I'm all right why put it on a raincoat when you're already soaking wet at that point I'm looking every fucking foot I can get that's such a good point

I honestly may set something up like a fake business about like feet and just have like wait here's the thing we need to remove we need to remove a certain part from this I'm making bread we need to remove a certain part from this. Our obvious notoriety and celebrity on the internet puts us at an advantage.

Realistically, if this were an actual thing, the smartest thing to do would be to put out a fucking video on our social saying like, yo, let me lick your shit. Let me lick your feet. Like, show up to this place once a month or once a week. I'm going to be in Central Park at this fucking bench. Damn, you're going to do it in Central Park? Yeah, why not? I might as well look a beautiful nature while I'm sucking on toes. Bro, I'm making a million just by looking at my own foot. I mean, I would rent a space, have some privacy. Geez.

Privacy. Now you want privacy. Now you have pride. You're sitting here sucking any dog that comes through your fucking... First of all, I'm trying to make it nice for them. I would invest in like where I'm... You're Joe Sanagato. People would jump at the opportunity to have Joe Sanagato lick their feet.

First of all, I wasn't even considering any of that. I'm talking about, I would... If someone came in here to fix the fucking AC, I would be like, I don't even know if I can actually get it done, though, dude. You wouldn't need to. You would put out one APB, like, yo, fucking foot alert, Central Park, and you would have thousands of people right there. How do you vet the people that already came?

Now he's wasting licks. No, I mean, you can write down, you know, get their information. I'm not even worried about that. I'll literally, if I fucking, like, triple lit somebody, it would be worth the, like, if I got a line, bro. Bro. A million of foot, bro? You're being a poor businessman right now, and I'm a little surprised.

I'm not being a poor businessman. I'm talking about fucking numbers, dog. Listen, if I wanted to get, if I wanted to do this, seriously, if Elon Musk came in and he was just like, all right, listen off. And he made it an actual deal. I would go on Instagram right now. And I would say, yo, meet me in Central Park. I'm going to lick people's feet. You wouldn't do that.

Why not? Because you just wouldn't. I kind of don't like the idea But if it's for a million dollars I'd figure it to fuck out So Where does it stop though? After a certain amount of time

I could be like You know what? I've done like 400 people today I don't believe that you would actually do that I don't believe that you would actually do that Because again you can't say why Now you're Frank from the basement yard Who set up a foot licking

fucking thing in public and licked people's feet all day Yeah Oh so what fucking David Blaine could swallow gasoline and fucking Chris Angel could live a whole week in a ball of ice but I can't go into Central Park and lick a couple of souls

first of all both David Blaine second of all yeah those are very different because if you're licking fit well I mean at that point it doesn't matter you don't need the podcast you don't need the career anymore exactly if I had 700 million dollars people could say whatever the fuck they wanted to say about me on the internet and they will say it they do and they will so at that point

who gives a fuck I would have enough money to stay off social media for the rest of my life. I would even go as far as to buying like a $30 million house before I licked like after I lick my first foot, which is my own, I'm securing the house and setting a goal for myself. And I'm looking the real estate fucking agents feet at the door. So you want to, you want to still establish a sense of anonymity with this. People, you want it to be a rumor that Joe Sanagado's looking, licking feet. I mean, I don't, it doesn't, it doesn't, It doesn't matter. I mean, I'm not going to go out and be like, yo, I'm doing this.

Like, I feel like I don't have to do that. You don't have to, but if you did, you'd have all your money and you wouldn't have to do a year's worth of it. Nan, put your hand down. You underestimate me, bro. I'll get, I'm diving at you. For the potential at a billion dollars, Joey, I'll, I'll, I'll bore my tongue out. Realistically, realistically. I only really need 50 people, which I could get.

in an afternoon. That's true. I'm getting in my car and visiting everyone. Yeah, but see, that's the part where you need them to kind of be on board. If not, you're going to wrestle people to lick their feet, then you ruin those friendships and relationships. What if? Anyone I know who has a pool. Yo, let's go in the pool. And I'll literally strangle them. Let me see your titsies. Yeah. Do you think you're flexible enough to lick your own foot? Yes. I'm not doing it. Nice try. I could lick my foot. Nice try. I would need to see an attempt. I think I would, I mean, Listen, I don't actually have to do it. I'm a little sore right now.

I hit leg day a little hard yesterday. So the idea of getting my foot up to my mouth right now might hurt. I'm with confidence that I could. All right. Do we believe in him? I think you could. He's pretty flexible. Thank you.

Okay. Damn, if I couldn't lick my own foot, that would piss me off. I mean, I have a year. I would stretch like crazy. Yeah, you'd be all right. I'm getting that milled, dude. You'd be all right. I'm getting it.

I tried. And I'm getting you. Yeah, we saw what you did, Dan. You tried. You tried for, you, you want a goon. You tried to get us to lick her own foot. Well, just to, what? You want a goon.

It can't be the reputation. I tried just to see if you guys can get close, not actually lick it. I mean, I think. Yeah. Here we go. Let's see it. The easiest money I ever make in my fucking life, dude. Yeah, that's done.

Licking the shit out of my life. And if he can do it, I can do it. I mean, I think we can do it. It's not that hard. It's not. You could do it. You can do it. I'll do it.

Oh, he doesn't want to, he doesn't want to, you know, make your shit. doesn't want it now he wants us to do it he doesn't i'll do it frankie doesn't i could definitely do it i'll do it i'll do it if you do it i mean look at this easy damn that's pretty good let's see it yeah yeah yeah yeah what the hell is this show become what does it become even we've what has it become guys guess what we're doing madison square guard it's the dumbest thing in the world easiest money ever made it was easier than i thought would be. Yeah. Yeah. And that's just ourselves. I'll tell you what. I'm walking out of here $3 million richer. So easy. And also the lie that I use to get one of your shoes off and

lick your foot is just one I'm repeating to every one. I think you need to, you would probably have to start. I love how we're like actually strategically. I would start a rumor. I would say, No, I would say you would have to start with the most difficult person. And then whatever you use to get them, like the person you should start with would be Keith. Yeah, but Keith, like, I've seen him barefoot before and I'm diving on his foot. So like, I'm not even going to, I'm not going to politic with him. I'm just diving at it.

But what I'm saying is if you can figure out how to get Keith, who might be the most difficult person to get to, for, to allow you to lick his feet, then you can use the tools that you got from that. interaction, that business deal to use it on your whoever. Yeah, I know. I know. I don't get people. I mean, I'm, listen, I'm, I'll be fine, bro. I'll be fucking caked up.

Yeah. Well, some of us you know. You know, you know what I'm saying. Does anyone know what that means? I don't really know what that means. You know exactly what I'm saying. What is he saying? I'd like to know. And, you know what I'm saying.

What does it mean? You know, I have no idea of what he saw you know. And you know exactly what I'm saying, dude. Also, caked up, is he saying he's going to get a BBL with the money? No, uh, cake is also a... Cake is money. Yeah, got it. So when, what, you know, money.

I could, though, I could get a BBL, but I get 40. Money. Cake. I'm getting cake. That's, remember that song? I do. That was a song. Who sang that?

Was that fab? 50 cents. Oh. No, wait. It might have been fat. It might have been Lloyd Banks. Money. Money.

Money. I'm getting cake I'm getting cake Don't say the next word That's why I mean Can we confirm if this I know Lloyd Banks

It's on the song I just don't know If it's a 50 center Lord Bank song Lloyd Banks and 50 Center And a lot of the same songs Together so it's understandable To not be able to

Make the distinction Between the two Yep I think that was a great That was a lot of time spent I'm talking about We talked about holes We talked about weddings

We talked about Licking Feet yeah i mean i'm licking the top of the feet too we can agree on that right i don't give a fuck what it is you're i love wait what if it was the same deal but it was like you had to let them pee on you oh where do they have to pee on anywhere on my foot yeah yeah but you gotta like you gotta like you gotta be like yo piss on my foot yeah yeah but like that's way harder to get people to do you think it's harder to get people to piss on your yeah you're right it's way harder oh there might be more wait this is a good question are there

Are there more feet fetish people out there or piss freaks? I don't even think about the amount of people that are probably like salivating. You need to play the numbers game, Joey. There's more, there's more feet, 100%. You sure. Yeah. Yeah. It's like a very popular one.

People are really into feet. It doesn't make sense to me. There's less of a stigma with that one too, I feel. So like, that's why more people will probably feel like they can. Do they have to, like, purposely pee on my foot? But what, like, how are you standing by people? accident. Yeah, I'm saying, like, I'm at the urinal, like, at the baseball game, and I just shove my foot up there while they're pissing. I would say that counts. That's hilarious. That's a,

that's such a funny way to get it done. It's like, you're next to a guy and he's peeing, and you're like, oh, just on your hand real quick. Or you can just lay in the trough that they have at baseball games and stuff like that, and you can get five pisses for the price of one. You can do it. There's no way I'm laying in a trough and letting five drunk dudes. I one time put, it wasn't a piss trough. It was a sink trough, and I put my head near it. Do you remember that? No. And you guys, like, lost your mind.

Was that at a... It was at a bar. It was at Whiskey Brooklyn. Oh, okay. And I put my head near it to, like, wet my hair. And you were like, what? I was like, yo, people aren't pissing in here. They're washing their hands.

That is fair. That whole place smelled like pissed, though. It did. That is also fair. I might have, honestly, if we were allowed to do retroactive pisses, I might already be a millionaire. I mean, chances are we got pissed on at those Vegas. pool parties. Well, we know you've got a million dollars from pissing on yourself. Um, multiple times. Mr. uh, hand sanitizer over there.

I have dribbled a little piss on my pants. Keith would be fucking Elon Musk. First of all, I'd be Elon Musk. You pee on yourself all the time? I don't pee on myself all the time, but my penis does deceive me. And I think we're done. And I thought we were done. And then it plays a trick on me and goes, guess what? Now that you're wearing gray shorts, we're not done.

Yeah, more penis. I mean, piss. not more penis you you don't have enough i am maxed out on penis i'm not getting any more penis in my life you've tried too do you know that there's a thing where you can lengthen your penis by like stretching it i've heard of this i can well what do you need i look at all the dick i'm just agreeing it's got all the dick in the world what do you need i just heard of it i've just heard of it

do you think your balls or dick are more impressive Dick Fuck Must be nice Balls are digging More dick Yeah Just thinking about it

I know people's balls Are more impressive That's cool too You know some people With impressive balls Yeah I know one Actually I don't even know

We know We knew one We knew one We knew someone Whose balls were like Whoa dude And they passed away Why just

No I haven't I don't know what the quality of their balls is now. Oh, you may, okay. Something may have happened or like balls through time, things happen. That's true. You know, they go up, they go down, swing around.

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oh if it's AI or not yeah so the rumor not the rumor I guess people are debating online if the audience is generated by AI and listen as someone that saw it it does kind to look a little like the movements of

the people it looks a little AI like it's fuck that we live in a world where now this is, I mean this is like To be fair I like Will Smith I have no issues of Will Smith Me neither Big Daddy Will

However With the size of these crowds That's a little confusing to me Because he hasn't put out music And God knows how long Well no he's got the new one I like pretty girls Yeah he does have that one

I don't want to talk shit about Will Smith Because he'll come in here And smack the fuck out of me Okay Which honestly might do good for numbers so yeah it'd be great if you could slap the shit out of both of them i'd take one for the team i'd fucking let him here slap me and i lick his foot get the double get the fucking lawsuit money and the million dollars i'm just saying i i i don't is he that popular

he's on like a sold out tour that's the thing i don't i don't know and it feels like but it also feels like there's it would be very dumb for a marketing team to be like let you just just AI the entire crowd like that feels like hold on though we can we can't we can't go based off of like how dumb the logic would be because like we I think it has been proven that like the logic is probably really like they're not going to follow it they're going to take the dumbest cheapest route yeah but but people it's easy to find out that there's not that many people at this show like any sort of video on that I mean there was also like young kids that like had signs like big will fresh prints forever that's the part that what

If I'm going to be really honest for a second, that's the part that I was the most confused by. It's just like... Children. Children with signs. Who brings signs to events nowadays? Like, I miss signs. I miss signs too, dude.

When people bring signs to our shows, I fucking love it. I'm like, it's like Monday Night Raw on here. Yes! It's exactly why I like it. It feels like old school wrestling where someone would have a sign that just says like, hell yeah. If you're coming to our shows, don't do the lazy thing where you just put up like, you know, a black screen and then text.

It's like, oh, you know, bro, get a fucking poster board. Also, just complete honesty and transparency, we can't see up there. Can't, we can't see anything. Can see the signs, though. So, like, the 10 seconds at the end of the show, when we put the lights on and we take a picture, then we could see some. During the show, we can't see a goddamn thing. I could see some signs. Oh, I can't see shit.

If it's upper deck, I can't see. Oh, no, I could see them if during, like, the first two or three rows, like, one girl brought a sign to the show that was just like, Joe, let's settle this about your height. Right. Funny. but like if you're past like row two or three maybe I'm blind I can't see a fucking thing it depends where you're standing on the stage but like that's the part that was the most confusing

is like it's like younger fans and they're bringing signs and like if I am going to create AI generated content I would try to make it look as real as possible do you want to see it oh yeah pull it up we could lower that I don't know if he's going to copyright us

he might he's he's he's He's not, we're not saying the nicest things, so. That looks fake as hell. I'm sorry. Sorry to that little kid. Take us back to Bel Air. Why would anyone say that? Like, it's just, and also they're like closing their eyes.

Also that, go back to that sign. So, love you fresh prince, right? Now, this feels like AI to me. Because of the spelling? Because of the spelling. Yeah. And also, like, I realize it's probably, Probably, like, I think he's overseas at the moment, but, like, bro, this feels AI.

It's one of those things where it's just, like, AI generated cereal box, and it's just like... Check the fingers. Yeah. Is there too many fingers anywhere? Also, it's a daytime here? Is this a compilation? I'm sure the lights are on. I mean...

This looks real daytime. That looks very daytime-y. It's actually true. It does look daytime. Go back. There's one clip earlier of, like, a little boy, and, like, the way he, like, moves his head. I'm just like, oh, that doesn't look right. Yeah, go further back.

Yeah, right there. Like, it just looks... This? Yeah. Play it? Yeah. Okay. Like, it's very good. Yeah, he's got a little snake action.

It looks like if you let him, like, for two more seconds, he would, like, turn into, like, a bowl of spaghetti. You know those, like, TikTok things? Yeah, yeah. That, like, it's AI generated and it's people, like, sneezing and their whole face comes out. Yeah, it's like a dog, like, barking, and then it turns into a cake. I, I don't want to send out any. I wish nothing but the best for the fresh prints. Okay.

I imagine them. We're just trying to myth bust this. This one has been the most damning, according to people, because you can see just the faces that aren't properly generated here. You see that? I need to get closer. I'm pretty blind. Yeah. You can see it.

I can see it from here. There is, like, faces that are kind of, like, blurry. You ever see the ring and then the people who are going to die in seven days? Oh, yeah. Like this whole section. Oh, yeah. Yeah. This one was the most damning evidence.

This one was the most damning online. People were making fun of this one specifically. That's also terrifying. Yeah, it's a little scary. That's like... At the microphone, though. Yeah, I, uh, yeah, that's a tough one to kind of... Maybe it's like...

That's terrifying. I wouldn't be surprised if, like, maybe the crowds are real. But when they do those zoom-ins, it's like, let's AI some of the zoom-ins with, like, creative fucking... I imagine, honestly. I would from what I've seen it leads me to believe that any of the shots with signs

are AI are fake you know and that's just listen that's the world we live in now I mean I was if you were not skeptical of things previously

AI is now going to make you just like completely who fucking knows dude we should do that we should do our shows and then AI the inserts of the crowd with like the most insane signs not because we got the best fans in the world

we don't need a fake shit baby see when you do stuff like that you isolate me and make me sound like I said a slur to my friends no no no we have the best fans and it's like I wasn't saying me and Frank versus you you're a skunker no no I don't

if you felt that left you out for an island give me your feet I'll lick them or you can lick mine and then I will I will apologize I don't know I'm trying to backtrack you and then we will both lick ants at the same time no no no

That, come on. I mean... I think that was AI. It's kind of crazy. Like, Will Smith has just had several years of just, like, losing. I don't really think so. I mean, like... I think he's more popular than we probably think.

He makes a lot of content that feels like Mr. Beastie, kind of. And I feel like maybe a younger generation of kids like him because of that. I'm not in any way celebrating the idea of him not coming out. But I think, like, there has been... The slap was bad. The slap, all the stuff that... Hid the wife. Allegedly, you know, like, that didn't look great.

That wasn't great. You know, a lot of the stuff with, like, the I Like Pretty Girls video came out where he's, like, singing in the middle of London, and, like, people are just like, they don't give a fuck. You know, like, listen, we're 90s, early 2000s kids. To us, Will Smith is a god. I fucking love him. He's an untouchable icon. He really, really is.

For the, you know, for the longest time, he had the record for, like, like the most earnings of like a summer box office of an actor of all time bro he's got hits bangers do you know how many ticot followers he has uh like a hundred million oh okay i did it it's like 80 million good i mean he's will smith he's an icon i'm just saying we don't know how many of those a book this doesn't this doesn't look good no if i'm his publicist i'm one thing that I think we need to remember is that when you are Will Smith right you don't do any of this

these are decisions that are made that are not you're not making them that's true so them making the decision to be like we'll use AI and he's not having a conversation with the marketing team being like let's fake the whole thing yeah but there's also there is a degree of it that is transplanted over to him because it is in representation of his image

No, of course. And his likeness. But I'm saying people are like, oh, Will Smith is like, why is he doing that? It's like, there's a very high possibility that it just happened. And he was like, what the fuck? Yeah, absolutely. But I think that it still doesn't look great for him. No, it doesn't.

But I'm just saying, I think people like, they get a little confused that they're like, all these things are like him doing it and blah, blah, blah. It's like there's a team of people that work for Will Smith and run all his social and make all those clips. And he probably doesn't even post them. they get posted. Oh, yeah. I mean, I can imagine

that someone is running all of his socials. Like, he is not doing any of this. He probably is not even going to know that there is this controversy until like three days from now.

I mean, I think in today's world, they'll know quickly. He'll know quickly. But, you know, what I'm saying, like, it's not him making the video

like he's at home AIing his own shit. Like, come on. No, yeah, he didn't make it. But that's like, you know, if there were a Sanagato Studios video

that came out of one of us dressed off, up as like a member of the SS like it would look really bad on you you know what I'm saying? Yeah, it would but there are things that happen in videos that I don't know and they go out

like for instance aunt just mumbling songs at the end of videos remember that was a thing for a bit I used to watch all of them and I loved them thank you and the last two haven't had that you stopped doing that well during I didn't have my usual setup I'll bring it back when was the last time you did it

like two episodes two videos ago oh wow so you're still doing yeah i've been doing it for a while yeah like like and like a while like back in the old studio yeah well like i i didn't know that they didn't know i had no idea i didn't know that i didn't know that i hit you that day that i found out i was like what the fuck is this yeah because they like copyrighted yeah they copyrighted what we usually use and i went the only reason why i knew was because i went because i think you said there is a like post credits thing so i went to that and then i was like wait, what the hell? Adam's the music.

And then I'm like, and then I watched another one. And I'm like, is he just fucking doing this? Like, what is this? Hey man. It's like, you're like Hitchcock.

Okay? You put your little like your trademark in movies. You know, Quentin Tarantino has feet. Hitchcock has his little cameos. Ant has singing at the end of the videos. We're back at Fee, Quinn Tarantino.

That is his, that in the end word. He loves those are his movies. Those are oddly enough, the two things he decided to be real. into. Did you ever see, like, recently I was like, there was like a compilation of like Quentin Tarantino foot things and like, I was like, all right, like, but then there was one that I was like,

this is fucking weird. It was from, have you ever seen from Dust Till Dawn? No. That's the best one. That's the worst one, like the worst offender where he, it's like a video of like Salma Hyac. She's like an exotic dancer and she pours tequila down her leg and like someone, sucks it off her feet and it's Quentin Tarantino

Nice But like But like You could have got anyone to do that dude Yeah You know like I mean he wrote the script Probably from that point out You know what I mean

He's like I know this is gonna happen Just like figuring out like they say like Adam Sandler writes movies Just to get his friends on vacation Like Quentin Tarantino writes movies just to suck feet Yeah just get a foot going You know what I mean Strange

It is strange It is but it's something that's popular And I'm telling you right now I'd walk away with a big fat bag if I was... Daddy. Daddy's going to be a big time millionaire after that. Yeah. Is there a point where you stop and you go, all right, I've licked enough? I'm getting sick a lot that year. I think, honestly, I think a billion dollars, Frankie. That's a thousand feet. Yeah, I'm stopping way before that. I mean, I think a thousand. If you licked a hundred feet,

you'd be like, yo, I got to look at, I got to go out and lick more. I mean, I think there would probably be like a conversation with myself and my pride and just be like you've already done a hundred what's another hundred it's about the why do you need to keep going because you can also do you get it as you lick it we're back yeah oh you're so we're right back to it if i get it as i lick it like i lick it bang it appears in my bank account it's a problem it would be hard to move forward mm-hmm like i would get to a hundred if it was like you only get it at the end of the year. Yeah, you would need the total sum at the end of the year. Then I'd probably I would probably end up licking

more feet at that point because then I wouldn't know how much I really have. I'd be like, I'm just going to send it for a year and just fucking... I feel like once I ran out of my close friends and family... I think I was a saliva, dude. Yeah, that's set too. It would

start getting hard to keep going, I think. Once I saw 200 million, like, at the end of year, I'm like, you know what? 200 is bananas, dude. Also, am I keeping track or is someone keeping track for me? Do I need The powers that be. The powers that be. So, like, is someone going to be with me, like, watching me lick feet and, like, tell me, like, that's a good lick. Do I get extra for double licks?

No, no, no, no. One lick, one foot. Yep. And it would be tough if you had to, like, give your own proof. Like, you have to take a picture of it? That makes it harder. Yeah. So then if I do that, though, do you get more money?

I can't show work. Same amount of money. You get a million a foot. You're trying to get more dollars out of this? Hey, man. This is capitalism at its finest. Guys. Pigs.

Pigs. money hungry greedy pigs foot pigs you're not allowed to call me a Hispanic man a pig not again not again oh man remember that day we just kept calling each other fatso or something or fat ass oh my yo i fat ass needs to come that that clip of us talking about benjamin franklin is so fucking funny because i'm just like we were you saying like do you think he has a big dick i was just like oh because you're saying like you think he has a big dick i was just like Because he's a fat ass.

Bro, fat ass. Fatso is good, too. Fatso is so good. Someone just being like, what are you doing, fatso? I think my brother called me that one. I lost my mind. Fatso is so good because it's so like meant to also just be extra disrespectful. Like it's a nickname.

Yeah. Like someone like other people also call you. Like it's a part of your identity now. Like fat ass is conditional. Fat so, it's who you are forever. If someone, if I was like, you know, like I cut someone off or something and they got next to me or screaming at me and called me a fat ass, that might make my day. Yeah, I mean, no, it would not. You would be upset.

I don't know. I think knowing you, I think in the moment you'd be upset, hindsight, you'd be like, that was really good. That called me a fat ass. That was really, really good. I always think back to like, I think it was Bert Kreischer told a story, have like someone cut him off. like getting off like the highway in LA and he like got next to them and rolled a window down and he was just like have fun with your fat ass mom and it was like the guy's wife or something it's fucked up yeah but like the idea that like that's just gonna like it's just such a simple

like fatso fat ass calling your friend's fat ass and fatso is is fun calling strangers fat so women fat so it's crazy yeah we don't do it women yeah no but call it calling your friend's fat ass. Ah. Yeah. Your male friend's fat ass is really good. Oh my God. Yeah.

Unless they're actually like too big, then don't do it. Unless they're, they're into those types of jokes. Yeah. Also. They'll find things about you. Depend to, yeah, be prepared. They'll find things about you. All right, baldy.

Whoa. Taking it so serious. Jesus Christ. What are we doing? You know, you Spanish pig. Swine. Swine is such a crazy... I think we're finding that...

Swine is a slur. Yeah, 100%. To pigs. Um, to anyone. Yeah, I'm saying like, but it's like, it's meant to mean pigs, right? Swine? Like a mad, like evil pig. No, I think swine is just like the classification of pigs.

That's what I mean. Because not all swine are pigs, frogs and toads. I think that all pigs may be swine. No, because then you have pigs and you have hogs. Is swine just kind of like... I think a hog is of not a pig. It just means a domestic pig or hog. So, exactly.

So they're different. So daddy's right. No, it says pig or hogs. Daddy figured it out. He just said... Daddy. Swine and pigs. I mean, pigs and hogs are swine.

Yes, but I said I was like, not all pigs are hogs. That's not what you said. What did I say? I made sense. I said it. I know, but you're not paying at 10. You're right.

I'm not. So I guess I lose. It was... But yeah, no, swine. I think we are... It feels like a slur, though. We are coming to a place

where the simplicity behind an insult is coming back. You know, like dumbass is kind of fun now. Dumbass is so good. Like someone recently, like, in some context that was just like,

are you stupid? And it was just like it was perfect. I'm a big fan of jerk. Like, you're being a fucking jerk. No. because jerk feels jerk feels too

it's sharp I like it I just hate how like in like movies or TV today it'll be like all right we're gonna write an insult like a foul mouth kid is trying to insult their friend and they're just like all right listen up a gnarred knuckle you know all right listen up dick trickle

and it's like just like just go back to it you know what I mean like fucking what's her name from Ozark love to do that shit obviously it was written for her but the character of like what was her name Ruth where she was just like

all right listen up cock bitch I'm on tell you something little shit fart yeah I'd rather go back to the classic I'd just go back to asshole yeah

dumb ass is funny I never liked moron fucking fat ass fucking fat ass fucking jerk imbecile you fucking idiot idiot's good

idiot's good but the face goes with idiot like a good just plain old fatso you know fatso laying it on so good it's so good you know it's better than like are you I love are you an idiot like now I'm asking you I just love that like

it's a rhetorical I just love that like when something is so dumb you're like that's so stupid you're a fucking idiot yeah anyway that's how we're going to end that folks uh yeah uh you go follow the show at the basement yard on tictock and

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