The Basement Yard - #523 - The Pocket Is Hot

Episode Date: October 6, 2025

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Halloween is on Disney Plus. So you can feel a little fear. What's this? Or a little more fear. I see dead people. Or a lot of fear. Mom? Or you can get completely terrified.

Who's that? Choose wisely. With Halloween on Disney Plus. Welcome back to the basement. Welcome back to the basement yard. There she is the queen of England. Are you saying wow? Wow, that was a wow.

Your face looked a little like a doll like a doll like a... It felt kind of doll-like, to be honest. It did. It felt fake. Yeah. It felt not real. Right. Is that a new shirt?

It's very white. It's so white, right? Yeah. It is new. White as fuck. I got it yesterday. Really? I love shirts.

I love t-shirts. White t-shirts? Like a good white t-shirt. Phenomenal. And this is from... They're not a sponsor anymore. A pair of thieves. I'll give them a shout-out.

It's great shirt. It's great shirt. Great boxers, too. Yeah. I'm boxed out on them also. What does that mean? I'm wearing their boxers. Oh, are you?

Want to see them? Sure. Are you giving yourself a wedgy over there? What's going on? No. I'm in an era of life where... I'm really into, like, soft buck. Oh, I didn't know.

Bro, I thought you were going to say wedgies. Come on, brother. There was someone at our show that was into that, remember? Oh, yeah. Someone at our show was like, I'm really, I have a wedgy kink. I like to give them. I like to get them. That's crazy.

I don't know. Like, you're literally saying, like, you have a kink of someone, like, scarily ripping your asshole. Or be beguinga. Yeah. Like, you ever think about that? Like, a wedgie could, like, go into Burgeny. I know, but, like, thongs. Like, that's a wedgy.

You're wearing a wedgy. Yeah, I never understood thongs. Like, I like them. Don't get me wrong. I like them too. No, nothing against them. How do you feel about G-strings versus thongs? I don't think I've ever seen a G-string in the wild.

As far as I'm concerned, they've just something that exists. In Brazil? Like, not even just Brazil, but like, it's like someone says there. It's like a unicorn. I think people say the unicorns. People have G-corns? What am I saying? Do they got G-corns?

G-strings. That's tough. Why can't you? I don't know. I said G-corns, and that fucked me up. I just. I feel like they're not actual things in the world People just like, yeah, they are

But they don't exist No, they're there No, no It's one line across, one line down between you crack That's gotta be like I get Someone made them But why did anyone wear them?

Like you don't need to wear them People I think it's like a way to like Wear underwear but not really wear underwear No, but they're bathing suits aren't they Yeah I think they're underwear too

Those are the ones that look like dental floss? They literally look like it's a string covering your asshole. Because a thong, the only difference between a thong

is like it's got that little triangle at the top. Yeah, there's like a little bit more. There's a little triangle.

I just, like ladies. The little triangle's not really doing anything anyway. Ladies, you don't need to wear them.

Like you could, they'll stop making them if you just stop wearing them, period. I think that they should wear them. I think they look really nice.

Except Becca, you can keep wearing them. Sorry, too much. Jesus. Sorry. Well, I'm just saying,

like the little triangle Well, at the top of the thong, it's not really doing anything anyway when you think about it. It just, it seems like it's just a stupid design. Which one? Like, bro, underwear should be built for comfort, not for fucking sexy. I think it is comfortable for them. Really? How? Why? I've asked this before, but I think that they're like, I don't even know what's there.

I don't even know what's back there. Because it's not like jammed. Brother, it looks... It looks jammed. It looks jammed, but I guess I don't wear them so I can't sit here and make any claims. You ever put a thong on? What the hell was that, Aunt? You've put one on.

No, no, no, I've never put it on on. I would, just to see what the fuss is. What's all the hubbubba-bub, hubbabaloo? What is it? Hallibaloo. Hullabaloo? Just to see what that's all about. I just, I feel like it's not going to go well with our lives.

Yeah, I wouldn't really be jazzed. And if someone gave me a wedgy wearing that, I'm not kidding. I would fight them. Well, I'm going to have a bloody something. Bro, as an adult, if you give an adult a wedgey, you're crazy. What? No, it just sounded. Just the visual picture.

If someone grabbed my thong and ripped it up my ass, I assume there's going to be blood. There will be blood. Damn DeLewis. If we wore a thong, do we have to put it to a side? We're talking about the back. No, the front has like a hammock. The front has like something. I mean, you know, you'd be spilling out of the thing, big cocked ants.

Yeah, it's fucking big balls McGee over here. Yeah, you'd have to pick which way you're going to put your fat nuts. We'll be fine. What? Come on. What? You're throwing me under the bus like that. I said we

You'll be fine I got giant fat nuts too I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't they're regular nuts I don't I just I feel like I don't have big nuts But they're heavy

So you have Normal size but like They're overly They're dense They're dense nuts I have dense nuts So like I don't see A thong that I could put them in

That it'll support them you know what I'm saying yeah it's like a hammock like you know when you get in a hammock and you're like oh I'm too heavy and the hammock is like basically touching the ground that's what would happen if I wore a thong as a man yeah probably I mean I'd never put one on I'd throw one on though

just to see what it's about throw one on and just like pumps and then just like la la la la no I mean I was no you don't think you don't think so pumps pumps yeah I've worn high heels for like a I did like a drag show years ago that shit's crazy

I the fact that like unbelievable I can't believe women wear them all the time it's tough I just think that women have been tricked by big clothing I guess big big big big shoe big high heel big high heel into thinking that like this is cool this is cooler than like comfort like a thong is cooler than paint his beauty underwear you know what I'm is it I don't know what they say like i would if i was a woman you're not getting me in a pair of high heels i think that like it makes the leg look like like it's a little flexed or something and maybe that's why i don't even know the appeal you're thinking of that lamp from that fucking christmas story movie i'm thinking of every heel i've ever seen okay i'm not thinking of a lamp okay but there is that

lamp uh which is weird i don't like many people have that in their house that's your lamp is a That is a weird thing, right? Also, why are dudes into fishnets stockings? What's that about? That's like an old timey thing. You're like, ooh, she's got fishnets. She's ready for sex? What is this for?

I see it. I see it and I immediately think of Matt and Jeff Hardy. I think the same thing. I swear to God, I see it. People say, oh, fishnets. Ooh, she's a little devious minks. And I'm like, oh, this is someone that's going to hit a twist of fate, swampton bomb. Yeah, I'm thinking this.

You know what I mean? When I see a fish net, I'm like, ah, I'm not thinking like, ooh. Yeah. Team Extreme, not team blowjob or something. Yeah, exactly. I don't know where that came from. You know what? Good on Matt and Jeff Hardy, the professional wrestlers,

for taking back fishnets from big sexism. And they made it for like rock and roll dudes. Yeah, yeah. You know. And then those dudes that dress and like dance like this. Yep. You know who I'm talking. I do exactly what I'm talking about.

Yeah, they do the Fortnite dances and they wear gas masks. They wear gas masks, ants pants. Right. And Fortnite dances. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But good for, hey, Matt, Jeff, Lita, to a degree, she took back to say. Lita, she popularized the thong. The thong showing?

Yeah. That was huge. The like thong, like going like over the waist. Dude, when you're young and you see it like part of the thong on the hip, that was basically sex at a certain point in my life. Listen. I was like, that right there. So simple, piece of clothing, very thin, loved it. Why am I talking like Trump?

Here, little, very little, thin piece of clothing, big horny. But that's what was happening to me, dude. I'm with you there, 100%. It was just... Big horny. It was. It was the implication. It was like, oh, that's underwear.

That's underwear. The implication that that is underwear, like, yeah. Show me your underwear. Yeah. And then do you remember, like, the fucking people would wear, like, the bra that had, like, the top of it was, like, poking out of their shirt? And it was a little, like... Again, Lita, I'm finding out. I'm finding out that Lita, forgive my voice,

but I'm finding out Lita, the professional wrestler. Right. Was like the standard of like what clothing looked good on a person when we were 13, 14. She also wore some like Avrilavine pants. So she was like mixing it up. And she, but she was throwing around her team extreme like. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She's doing backflips and shit. She was doing back moonsaults and Lita Conranas and shit. Lita Conronnas and shit. Yeah, dude. That was a good time. That was a good time of my life. Damn. Shout out to thongs on hips.

Anyway. What was that? What are you doing? I was continuing the shoutout. Oh, cool. Do you like thongs? But silent. Love them.

But you guys. You guys went to Catholic school. So like if you saw it, was it like a sin? Is that like another layer of it? Let me explain what the, what the uniform was in our high school. I remember it because I dated a girl from your high school. It was slacks. The women wore slacks and polo shirt.

I remember. Yeah. I remember. And fucking the loafer of loafer shoes ever. A loafer. Sometimes you would get, some girls would like tie the bottom of their polo in like a hair tie. So it would be a little tighter.

And it would be like, yeah, there'd be like a curvature of a boop. And that was like the best that got. They would also hem certain in seams of their pants to tighten up around the leg. You went to school with fucking seamstresses and shit? Apparently. Well, you could take it to a tailor.

Yeah, I mean, there's people that do this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So that was a good move, I guess? Yeah. I don't know. I remember when girls would do that way, they take the shirt and they, like, tie it like that. And it would be like, oh, they're taking the slack? Why?

Why, guys? Also something I enjoy, though. Just being efficient with the slack? No, it's not efficient. I just think it looks like, oh, I have a little tie. I'm like, I kind of like it. Weird. You know what I kind of like?

This is, okay. We're going full. We're fully committing to the. Kind of liking things today. That's fine. Not currently, but I remember a per, a time where I was like, I saw a girl on a bandana and I was like, that's cool. Like Left Eye Lopez from TLC. Yes, like that.

And I'm like, ooh, I like the, but not in like a, she needs a wrench and working on something kind of way. Like Debrat. Yeah, like that. Like it was like, R&B singers. Like she had, like I think Alia had one, right? I think so, yeah. But I kind of liked the bandana look. I was like, oh, that's fire.

And she had it like that. That was a big thing in like the late 90s, early 2000s for like the girl groups. Like one of them was like the bad girl and had the bandana. Yeah. And it went back. I think the Cheetah girls did that. Cheetah girls, Cheetah sisters. They had, yeah, watch it.

They had the, what's that? The one that's just like it's a solid. I don't remember. It's like a headband. I think that's what it's called. I think it might be it. A headband. I'm like, you know.

We recently, when we were in Phoenix, we watched the Lizzie McGuire movie. Yeah. All of us that night. And then you weren't there. Don't nod. And then we threw on some cheetah girls, cheetah sisters. You know, because, I mean, such a time in life, you know. I mean, they were sisters.

They stood together. Yeah. We are sister. We stand together. What is it? That's all I know. To be honest. We come from one big family, but we don't look.

the same I signed the different I knew that you knew all the words I know a lot of them not all of them though I'm still this is week two of me begging Joey to watch high school musical yeah there's a whole era of Disney movies that you just didn't watch I missed him man

and Cheetah Girls is like the start of it I think I've seen I have seen Cheetah Girls I remember it was like appointment viewing when Cheetah Girls came on what was it who was in the Cheetah Girls it was Raven Simone yeah Adriana by 9 By the way, giant fat crush on Raven Simone when I was younger.

Oh, hell yeah. Dude, that's her Raven was like the funniest show I ever knew at that time. I loved Raymond. Raymond. Raymond. Everybody was Raymond. That's so Raymond. That's so Raymond.

Oh, man, that was my Raymond impression. That was, we're just going to. Yeah, that was horrible. Take it up. All those fucking video. So it was her, it was Adriana Bylon. I liked her too There was the white girl

Sabrina Don't remember She's just white Okay And then Kira Or Kiri Kylie There it is

I have it up I cheated You've never You cheated on the cheetah girls You've never seen Cheetah girls No I've seen them It was basically 3LW with Raven Simone

3LW I'm getting really tired On these poking promises Promises What a time for music What a time What a time What a time

um do you did you ever see those interviews with the dude from that's or even afterward you're talking about Orlando brown yeah bro hell yeah that guy was out there brother yeah he he's he kills me bro he's he's said some things has he i mean all the videos that i've seen of him are just hilarious he he he's definitely said some stuff he said some stuff but it makes me laugh but it's but yeah i guess i guess that's the only thing you can do at that point in time. Who knows? I know.

Speaking of the time, when I was watching Cheetah Girls, you best believe that I had some pizza bagels. That's a segue. Damn right. I had some pizza bagels. Ampled up this picture and it's a plate of pizza bagels. Beautiful pizza bagels. Unbelievable. Pizza bagels.

Pizza bagels, non-Mexican. Where did you? Italian pizza bagels. Where did you find this? This was on the internet. But from what I know, this guy, Dana Beers, is what brought this picture up. Yeah. That's, first of all, I'm going to say this. That's a lot of them.

That's two packs. Can we agree that that like snack, like world of like pizza bagels, pizza pockets? Incredible. Like, I will ride and die for them. They're so good and suck at the same time. Well, like the line between them being great and being. awful is so thin like hot pockets they're good for what they are they suck and pizza pizza bagels are similar and uh pizza pockets what's this called pizza pockets yeah no no no

pizza puffs pizza rolls pizza rolls that's the one i'm thinking of toina's pizza rolls yeah those are like i feel like i'm not eating i see here's the thing is i've never figured out a way to cook them perfectly no one knows because you either cook them and then everything comes out and it's just a shell yeah or you undercook them and they're still cold in the middle yeah like there's no it's it's it's a science that I have yet to figure out I don't think the world has that yet and I'll be honest with you I'm gonna figure it the fuck out you're gonna keep trying well it's nice that I have kids now because I can buy this stuff and have an excuse to have it in the home

makes sense you know we best believe we have a freezer full of mozzarella sticks right now baby before we get into it do you eat these raw or do you raw Oh, sorry, like cooked, but just as they already put something on it or... Oh, no, I just eat them like this. I do some garlic powder and some saracha. Oh, I don't do saracha. But I've done garlic powder. Yeah, I'm just asking.

Do you? It's a pizza. No. You just go... You guys are fucking Michelin Star chefs with pizza bagels. It's garlic powder. It's my guy. They're pizza bagels.

I know. Take them as they come. No. Yeah. Um, so, which one? So which pizza bagel here would you pick first? Like, what's the best pizza bagel here? Oh, that's an easy one for me, brother.

So wait, are we picking the best or we're picking, like, which one we would eat first? Because those are two different things. That's right. We could do a couple. I would not take, and am I, it's just me eating these, or am I got a team of people around me and we're sharing? I can dog that whole plate very easily. Let's say you're eating these by yourself. If I'm eating them by myself, I'm not eating the best one first.

Correct. I'll save that for either the middle. I'll be honest with you I'm probably getting the worst ones out the way first I probably will get see like look at number three what a fucking piece of shit you know what I mean what a bastard

what a dumb asshole 23 2 oh I got 23 23 might get fucking skipped like a rock yeah I might take 23 and just throw it right out three here's the thing three sucks yeah but it has a good bite on it like one bite that because you're not

that whole thing, but you're taking the bite where that cheese and that sauce is 100%. Yeah, yeah. I might go home and have some pizza bagels tonight, honestly. These are getting me going a little bit, yeah. Yeah. Getting you going? You're horny over there? You're horny over there for them. Different H. Be honest. Are you horny?

I feel like just base level usually, yeah. Wait, I don't even what? Oh, you mean because of the pizza? No, I don't mean that. I mean, what's your baseline that you're kind of horny 24-7? I think so. Is that not everybody? you're horny right now for no reason

I don't know there's always a reason I mean I what's the reason what is the one right now what's the reason right now there's always a reason I don't think my baseline is horny like when I get horny I'm like oh I'm horny that's not baseline

correct I'm kind of with you I think I am you get it I am at a level of horn that is slightly elevated yeah I don't think it's ever at the line of horny all the time that's fine it's like h

was this a game of horse yeah kind of my baseline is like normal and then sometimes like you know you get in the moon it's like what was that a little spike

oh no I like every now and then I'll think I'll think of someone else be like there's those thoughts but that's what I'm saying like that's not the baseline because something moved your baseline

yeah but like the thoughts are always there it's just if I'm allowing them to come to the surface yeah you're staring at me and amp and pizza bagels No, like I'm not horny right now, but like, give me, give me 20 seconds. I'll get there.

Less for me. But that's my point. My baseline is like not, but I, there is always the prospect of it could happen at any time. Yeah, like it's, it's, it's a, it's a scary game. We're talking pizza bagels. Okay. Why don't we just do this? Let's make it easy.

We're all in agreement that three and 23 are fucking, you know, horrible. Shoot him with a gun. Yeah. What's the best one on the plate? I can give you top three. I'll give you my top three Personally Two, two, two, please

Two, okay Top two for me 12 and 20 Where's 12 12, okay That's a big fat bitch 20 Ooh

I like her 12 is also on my list I want to say that I know what he's gonna say though A lot of coverage I know what he's gonna say What he's a saucy boy And I think he's gonna say

He likes something like a 17 A 16 or a 9 I think he's feeling it Look at him He's horny for the sauce I'm in I think 11 and 12 Are the best ones

Eleven It's it's What the hell No because I know what 11 is 11 is the cheese bubbled up under it And there's nothing under And then all the sauce is on top

Look at this misshaping piece of shit You pick 11 I'm not saying it wouldn't taste good But bro what do we say I also I got to admit I don't hate 10 I like a little crisp 10's got too much

many of the burnt bubbles. You know what I like? How did you say that? I like 16. I also think that low-key, 15 probably tastes mad good. Yeah, 15 is a good looking one. Absolutely. Absolutely. Now, here's... Eight!

Eighth's damn near perfect. It's not big enough. Look at eight. Joey, why did you scream that? I see eight. I just don't know why you screamed it. Because that didn't get unmarked. There's one here that doesn't even deserve a number. That's rude. I think, so my approach with this, if this is my plate, which it is, because I'm eating all 20 of those. Right.

24. 24. 24 and a half. Well, 22, once you take out 3 and 23. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because they're going to be shot with a gun. I'm eating my least favorite first, and I'm working my way up to the most delicious. Really?

Yeah, that's how I am with peanut M&Ms. Peanut M&Ms, I rip the bag open and I look at them all, and I sort them out by, like, quality. Really? Yep. And I'm just like, you're dying first. because you're a pathetic loser yeah you're getting eaten first because you're a pathetic dumbass okay and then I wait until like it I always leave like the fattiest nuttyest ones for the end you want that big nut oh yeah oh yeah that's crazy

you don't do this with like your plates of food either like I'm not kidding Thanksgiving I first of all I will say this as you go through life you find out you have different skills that people not necessarily newer skills. I think I have a skill of putting together a beautiful plate of food. Okay. I eat based off of what I'm most excited to eat. You go, I segment it. Wait, so let me ask you a question. Yeah. Because I was going to get to this also. If you have a full plate of food. Yes. And let's say it is Thanksgiving, so you got a bunch of different stuff. Do you eat one thing at a time? Yes. Yeah, I don't do that. Yes, I do. Because I, I guess. I

get so excited like I'm like oh I'm really excited for the ham I'm gonna leave the ham for last because I it motivates me to get there you need motivation I mean but like I create this beautiful work of art it'd be disrespectful like I love her so much but Becca everything on her plate mixes it all together don't like that and I'm like listen remember that gun I killed those bagels with right you might be next I don't so like she'll just like splash them on each other yeah I don't mind that once you start eating it gets a lot messy, like, I will eat some peas with my, like, uh, peas on Thanksgiving, brother. I don't know. I'm just giving an example of, like, mashed potatoes. Like, I'll kind of mix

that into other shit and eat some mashed potatoes with another thing. You know what I'm saying? It depends. It needs to be the right thing. Like, every now and then I'll take a little bit of turkey, gravy and mashed potatoes, and I'll throw them in. Yeah, exactly. Also, mashed potatoes, I'd like to make a mountain and then I make a, like, a reserve in the middle. I pick the fucking gravy in there. Of course you do. Of course you do. I'm really good at making mashed potatoes. Keith, when he eats rice, he does this thing that I tried once, and I'm like, this is pretty good. He flattens his rice. That's what I used to do.

Really? Flatten the rice? And he eats the rice flattened. I'm like, oh, well, my family, you hate how my family used to eat rice. We'd flatten the rice on the plate, thin layer of mayo on top of it with sliced bananas. Oh, it's delicious. It is so good. It's an insane one.

It is so damn good. What were you just talking about? Oh, so you won't eat things Like, sometimes I'll have a bite of mashed potatoes And then I'll go for the I mean, I'll like taste it But like I really like to like That's eating brother

No, no, no, but like I won't like eat the full Like a lot of it I'll just be like, all right Okay, I got to look forward for that That's third So if you have steak, let's say Like veggies and mashed potatoes on the side Do you eat like the veggies first fully

Then the mashed potatoes first fully? Really? You see we go to dinner You don't see how I eat? I'm focused. on me, brother? I mean, I'm not focused on your eyes, though, bitch.

You want me to watch you eat? Like, oh, look at Frankie's there. I'm not saying watch me eat, but I mean, once you go to enough dinners with people, you see that they have different eating habits. I see your eating habits. What's my eating habit? You take a little bit of everything all the time.

I told you that just now. No, I noticed it, bitch. Yeah, I'm sure you did. We're yelling at each other. That's fine. What about you do? Do you mix? I start separated, and then I mix them together.

You like a brand. Just like the world. Just like the world You like to bring them together So like a piece of steak I'll dip in the mashed potatoes You know Oh

Steak in the mash You are a dirty little gutter slut I mean Steak in the mash I mean if I put a piece of steak In my mouth and eat And then the mesh tails

Same No steak on ATM Steak My friend Can't be like that My friend Steak deserves its own time In the mouth

Steak gets dedicated time In Frankie's mouth You know how I feel about my steak I think it's okay Ah no not steak though Okay I pick the bag example but yes i mix them turkey i could i'll allow it a chicken too why did i just sound like an old woman

who lives in a shoe yeah a chicken do yeah i mix everything in my mouth so all right so here's my approach with this plate the ones that are getting shot in the back of the head are dying yeah then i'm eating my least favorite working it up to my favorite leaving 12 20 17 18 like Those are good quality ones towards the end. 18's good. 18, but you have to bite it sideways. It depends where you bite. Because one side's all cheese, one side's all sauce.

If you get it right in the middle. Also, let me ask you this. So something like three shows up on your plate, right? I don't throw it away, but I do eat it like an oyster. Like I'm like, and I just take the top of it. Really? Yeah, and I leave the bread and I'm like, oh, this fucking disgusting show. I fully ride for bagel bites.

I fully ride for pizza pockets. pizza rolls Yeah It is a science To figure out when to eat these things So they don't ruin your mouth Because I'm not kidding The worst I've ever burnt my mouth

Eating something has been on a pizza bagel When I was drunk one night Mine was pizza rolls And like I mean like scarily bad my mouth A pizza rolls I do this thing where I bite the end And then I squeeze them

Just to feel the heat Yeah no that's smart Yeah because I can't You know one time I just went in there You can't just go into a bunch of pizza rolls and just eat them like that. That's crazy. That's what I imagine that dude, Bvo does. Yeah.

That guy who fucking swallows crazy. If you pinch the pizza roll sideways, it kind of opens up like an envelope. Yeah. Then the air comes out. That's really smart. That's really good. That's how I used to be with Hot Pockets because, again, hot pockets. Again, I mean, in the name, they're telling you.

Those are pockets of hot. Dude, they're hottest. I, it's getting to that time of the year where I need to have hot pockets because I haven't had them. and reminded myself how bad they are for me. Yep. But I bite and then I squeeze all the hot out just so I could try to enjoy it. Not how temperature works, unfortunately, but I get where your head's at. Yeah, no, I know.

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I like the radioactive sleeve that it has on a hot pocket. and I like dumping it out on my plate. Oh, like, just like, it's like, just like a dead fish that you're just like, here. You're living on this plate before I devour you. Yeah, dead fish is like an interesting, I wouldn't have said that, but. I got to have hot pockets. It's time. It's time.

I haven't had one in a very long time. There's only two acceptable hot pockets that you can have. The pizza ones and the bacon, egg and cheese ones. The people that get like ham. The bacon and cheese. I wouldn't dream of eating that. Bye. No.

The people that get like ham and cheese hot pockets? No, don't even make them. You're eating eggs. Microwaved. So? No. Oh, you draw the line at that, but you'll have... I do regular pizza and then pepperoni pizza.

That's all. Oh, the meatball? Shut up. I didn't even know that was a thing that existed. They have like a meatball one. What's in it? Meatball, like, meatball parm? It's like little, it's basically meatball parm in a hot pocket.

It actually doesn't sound that. But it's just not right. There's only the only acceptable one. It's not right. It's just not right. The pizza pepper. The pepperoni pizza one is. Because then you pull out a slice of pepperoni and it's just hotter than the sun. It is. And it is going to get you. Yeah. Let's let's do some hot pockets in here. That would be nice. Hot pockets. Why don't they want to work with us? What are we going to do? We'll help bring hot pockets back. Oh. No one is as passionate about food as me. I love food. What? I was going to go.

I have an idea. I think if we did a basement yard hot pocket collab. And it could be like the basement pockets. That sounds like your butt. That sounds like an asshole, yeah. Come eat our basement pockets. You'll love the taste. That would be maybe a maybe a, maybe a.

not a good marketing. I think that'd be incredible. And there's like hot dogs in them? Hot dogs and sourcrow. Frank, that's disgusting. What? You're going to fill a hot pocket with hot dogs and sauerkraut and nothing else is gross. Okay, okay, okay, okay.

But something, hot dogs and something. Chicken parm? I would like that. Listen, hot pockets. I'm sure they thought of chicken par. Let it come talk to us about our basement pockets. Okay? Yeah.

I think this could be a really cool collab. Our backdoor chocolate pocket, yeah. Well, see, what about dessert pockets? Well, the fact they haven't gotten into dessert pockets is crazy. This is a missed opportunity. Put some Nutella in. Hot pockets. Just because it's hot doesn't mean it can't be sweet.

Right. Like a Nutella, a banana strawberry Nutella hot pocket. Banana strawberry, what do you make it a smoothie in the pocket? That's what a popular dessert is. What? Nutella. Oh. And then slices of banana and strawberry.

Got it, got it. I was thinking like a mix. No, no, no, no, no. Listen, hot pockets. First of all, we came up with this idea So if you take our basement pockets You're in trouble Okay

Leave our basement pocket Or s'mores hot pocket See And it can be a cinnamon dusted pocket Frank now you're fucking Speaking my language Once you start saying cinnamon dusted shit Now I'm getting fucking

Now my baseline has been raised To horny Now you're horny Yeah Hot pocket sweet treats Cinnamon roll And apple cinnamon Cinnamon roll is a really good one too

See cinnamon Can I ask you something Why did you have to hurt us? Why did you have to tear us down? Let us think that we had special basement pockets. Wait, hold on. We should get a cinnamon bun hot pocket in here. Okay, I can do that.

Can we do a hot pocket taste test to really put it? Get every pocket. Get every pocket. Get every, order two of every pocket that exists. And three, three of every pocket. Oh, three of every pocket. That's two packages because they come two in a package. You just hit them with a Richard Nixon.

Yeah. Look at that. You know? It's a very political episode. Ant. Yes, sir. How many hot pockets do you think there are? Oh, we got to eat the veggie one.

I'll do it for science. Right, yeah. And our next Patreon episode. Go buy every flavor of Hot Pocket you can find. On this budget. Yeah. Okay. You spend 15,000 hundred bucks on puppets.

Yeah. There's a lot of, I'm scrolling. There's a lot of hot pocket. I mean, it's not all about what you can find at the store, though. No, I just go to the Hot Pocket website and order all of them. How many are there? Hot Pocket does direct a consumer? You do D to C, baby.

So there's 12 per page. There's more than four pages. 48. Clearly no. All right, we'll have to. We'll get them all. Well, read us the flavors. We're not getting 400 Hot Pockets.

Listen, my guy. It's 48. Read us. Read us the flavors. I'm going to give you a thumbs up if we're going to do that one. High protein barbacca style beef. Barbacococ. you white

fucking devil Bar Baca It's like a Star Wars Oh I see Chewbacca I see the O now The glasses I need a new prescription

There's high protein Chipotle chicken Wow I would do that Literally dipped into the world Sausage egg and cheese Okay Ranch lovers pepperoni

I don't know about that there Bab Yeah steak and cheddar Krispy crust. Oh, this is the whole thing crispy? I don't know.

Philly cheese steak? There's a lot. Anything cool, anything like weird? Barbaca. Barbacca, yeah. No, they're pretty normal. Barbecue recipe? Ooh.

What is barbecue recipe? I think it's just beef. Oh. And then there's the pizzas. Yeah. Those are the cream of the crop. Hitters. No, they're all what you would expect.

All right. Listen, I'm not kidding. We don't need 48 hot. We don't need 48 boxes, 48 flavors, but we do need at least 20. Hot, habanero pepperoni and sausage. That sounds great. That will fucking ruin your day, though. Yeah.

Not only would the temperature be hot, but the spice will be hot as well. I think, let's put this together. You and I will talk on the back end. Bro, 10 each, I think is totally fine. But we need to get flavors like different flavors. We can't just get. You need to go to a grocery store. You need to go to a grocery store.

I'll do some research. We'll do some research. We'll talk. 10. We'll talk on the back then. Damn, we're doing all this free plugs for fucking hot pockets. But what I was thinking is that maybe for a video, we do a power hour of pizza rolls. Just eat every minute you eat a pizza roll, see if you can do it. That would be the easiest thing I've ever done ever.

You think you'd eat 60 pizza rolls? How hard is that? I think I could. Maybe not bagel bites. But pizza rolls? How many, I think. I'll give them 35. Are you outside?

of your mind. Yo, honestly, you might be. I could eat 400 of those things. I could not. I could probably, I could get, I'm. No. I get so frustrated lately.

I can't speak on the show. It's so annoying. That was a good point. That was really good. I just think, listen. Yeah. We single-handedly brought

Pop-Tarts. We can agree on that, right? We can agree. I mean, someone gave me a Spider-Man box, a Pop-Tart box? That was nuts. That was awesome. Yeah, that was crazy. That was really cool. I'm just saying, I think, if Hoppockets is looking to get back

into the world a little bit more, why not allow us to help them? And they help us. They provide us with fresh. What are you trying to get out of it? They're Hot Pockets. And we're the basement yard, bitch. That's not what I mean. I mean, like, it's just a hot pocket like it's a popular thing it is who who you're trying to squeeze a couple dollars a couple bucks you know a couple bucks listen Christmas is right around the corner

you know it's like a Christmas was sponsored by hot pockets pumpkin spiced hot pocket that sounds disgusting pumpkin spiced latte pocket I don't know how that would work I don't know just liquid in a pocket I don't know. I think they could do like a pumpkin-spice cinnamon roll. Bro, fucking cinnamon roll hot pocket? I'm fucking dogging that, bitch. I think there's so many options. That's just got to be 450 calories.

Each, can you look up what a serve? What's the serving size? What's the serving size and what's the caloric intake? And the sodium. Of one, the sodium's going to be high. The sodium's going to be up there, brother. That's shelf life. Okay.

They vary per, but the pepperoni pizza is from, 310 to 360 calories Yeah Per duo or per udo What's duo? They come in singles It's per uno No

It's so one serving is one pocket Yes one serving is one pocket Okay Okay I have the back of the box here How much sodium is in a pocket? Serving size is one sandwich So what they call it

So how much sodium is in that? 720 milligrams That's 31% of your daily intake That's not as high as I thought it would be. That's a lot, bro. Of course it's a lot. You're having two-thirds of your sodium intake from two hot pockets. Because be fucking honest.

You're eating both of them. You're not eating one. Why are you saying both? They come in singles. No, the box. They come two in a box. Oh. This box holds five, so it varies.

I thought you were talking about, like, they come in bags. I know they come in individually wrapped pockets. I've never eaten two hot pockets. Oh, that was. That was the norm, baby. Two? Yeah. No, I ate one.

What? Yeah. We've acknowledged that your eating habits are stranger than mine. Stranger? You're eating both out of the box. Yeah. How is that not the strange one? I'm eating the serving.

I'm just going to eat only one hot pocket. What hunger is that craving? What craving is as satisfying? Well, it's all about the hunger that you let yourself get to before you choose to eat a hot pocket. I'm hungry always. All the time. for every food every always everything so right now you're hungry for cotton candy i could eat something always yeah like it is a problem i i i think i have that like i am always down to eat

yeah dTE baby yeah always down to eat richard nixon is back yeah they also pretty much all have 10 grams of protein per that's not bad that's gains baby that's not bad that is pretty good That's pretty good. That's more than like... What does the high-protein Barbaca one have? That's a great question. That one I'd have to look up specifically, and I don't know how to spell it. Give me a second.

Barbacoa. Barbacca. High-protein barbacca beef. 20 grams. Holy shit, dude. That's like an actual... That's like a protein shake that I have. Dude, this whole like...

Have you seen the like... The world is just going toward like putting protein and everything now? There's like protein sodas that are like 30 grams of protein, and it's like a can of soda. I wouldn't be able to do that. I mean, what is it? I don't know. I don't know. They somehow put way in there.

I don't know. Like, what is going on? I mean, it's just like I have an olypops because they're high in fiber. There's nine grams of fiber in there. And if I poured one out in a glass once and it just looks like... You're going to shit your pants, dude. You're supposed to have a lot of fiber. Isn't it like eight grams the daily intake?

No. I think it's like everyone's under I think you're supposed to have like 18 or something 18 grams How much fiber are you supposed to have each day? Oh But apparently that's like an issue with a lot of people nowadays

is that they don't get enough fiber in their diets So here take it in soda There's three grams of sugar in it And Oh no no I love them We have them all the time They're incredible Yeah like 25 to 38 grams

Right so that's a lot of fiber Listen, soda is having its time in the fucking sun right now. Really is. And I am very happy for soda. I also, I know I'm super late and I have no idea why or whatever. I had no idea that diet soda was zero calories. Had no clue. I don't trust diet soda.

I don't know what it is. As far as I'm concerned, it is like from another planet. I think it's a great alternative to soda. But like, Oli Pop, there's another. big brand that I can't. It's on the tip of my poppy. Poppy. Bro. Unbelievable. The poppy orange soda is so fucking good.

You know, there's all these like big like there's like a lot of like and I'm sure with enough time, stuff will come out that maybe they are not as healthy as they are claiming. But like half day, remember those ice teas that I show you? They make like probiotic ice teas and shit like that. Like drinks are having a time. Drinks are coming back. Yeah, they are. stuff scares me it's i mean why because aren't you drinking like little things it's bacteria yeah yeah yeah i mean but it's good bacteria it's kombucha i know but they're entering me you know oh now now now now you're now now you're gay now you're not what you're letting these little

microorganisms munch on your belly yeah you're eating like little bugs kind of yeah you damn right you are i mean the bugs are everywhere bro why i say it like bro bru yeah they're everywhere i guess uh what's what's germs what's uh you know Maybe if I close my eyes. No, no, no, no. It's not. Just get over the fact that you're drinking bacteria. You like yogurt?

Not really. What a... Yogurt? That's active bacteria. Lactobacillus, bitch. See? Can't get science on it. That was in Harry Potter.

Hell yeah. I just fucking basilius your shit. Damn. I just think, like brands right now are having a big moment in the sun. Allow us to be along with it. Hot Pocket. Let us be along for the ride, Hot Pockets. I just want to eat the cinnamon roll one.

I just, I want to, I want to enjoy a hot pocket for the 30 seconds that I'll probably enjoy it. Yeah. We're going to get some hot pockets in here for sure. But we also have to get to these sponsors anymore. More sponcies? Well, there's more sponsorsies. Guys, listen, if you are going to want to afford all these hot pockets, then you're going to need to use Rocket Money. Because Rocket Money is an all-on-one personal finance app that is focused on putting the money back in your pocket.

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They partnered with Carnival Cruise Lines to make a sunscreen-flavored ice cream. Can't imagine that tastes good. You've eaten good sunscreen? I've smelt it and been like, it can't taste that bad. I don't feel that way. Really? No. I love the smell.

of like sunscreen that I will say so like I guess it makes sense that it would taste good too right I mean if you like to smell then like what's something you love the smell of that you think wouldn't taste good soap yeah that's a good one that's a good one now that I said it it sounds stupid yeah no no no no for breeze that's tough because I don't even know you know it looks mad good windex oh windex looks tasty

Yeah, don't drink it Yeah, no I mean, yeah Don't make sure we say that Of course You know I mean yeah All these things that

They look delicious But they wouldn't They would kill you Like I get why kids Were eating tidepods They look good They look like gushers Yeah

They look like a really sick gusher Yeah that's true But don't do it Don't do it Don't eat it Kids ended up in the hospital Would you try this They've made like weird ones

Didn't they make a mustard one Van Lewin Van Luen hasn't really let me down Every time I've ever had it It's been good I don't think I've ever had a Van Luan ice cream Really? Ever

They make a honeycomb one That's fucking I'm into it though I'm not against I'm like a little bee I'm like a little bee bro The honeycomb one I'm like oh my god

You're like a little bee buzzing around Yeah buzzin in that You know give me that honeycomb shit bitch I went in there They had the nerve to ask me It's like one scoop or two sco When in there they have a bitch or something They have stores?

Yeah bro they got mad stores Where? Everywhere I walked into one And I was like can I get the honeycomb She's like one or two scoops. I almost fucking slapped her hair off.

I was like, two, double. Yeah, you try to clean that up, but you just committed to slapping her hair off. Yeah, what did you think I was trying to say? I don't know. I just didn't know where you were going with it. I didn't slap anyone. We know that.

The only thing I got slapped was that ice cream on the back of your throat. You could say that again. There's little pieces of honeycomb in it. And I was like, oh, my God. I do love honeycomb. Yeah. Now I'm thinking about it. And the cereal honeycombs.

Yeah, I think they made like a mac and cheese one. I think they made a mustard one. They have also a pizza one. They have one... Pizza ice cream? Yeah. I don't know if I like it. No, no, no, no, no.

They have one that's just called Planet Earth. That's weird. What is that? Tate. I don't know. Yeah, what would that taste like? Dirt and grass? Yeah.

Dude, hear me out. A grass-flavored ice cream? I wouldn't not, like, freshly cut grass. Yeah. Yeah. This is going to sound weird, but I hope that you're with me here. But imagine they made a flavor that was like wind. No.

Sorry, buddy. Move on. Maybe like. Maybe like... You know when you get a good wind? Summer rain. Like, you know when it's like hot as shit out? Like rain on concrete?

Rain on concrete. I don't mind that. I would go nuts for that. Yeah, I don't mind that. There is also... And then there's just bourbon, cherry. Oh, hot honey. Ooh.

I can tap, hot, tap. Yeah. I can definitely. Ooh, here's a good one. Here's a good flavor for an ice cream. A barbershop. Fuck you. You never walk into a barbershop?

Like, that smell? No way, dude. You both immediately went on your phones. Are you kidding me? I'm sorry. A barbershop. But you got to, that means you have to have a little bit of hair in it. I don't need hair.

I'm saying the smell of a barbershop, you walk in. imagine you could take that and make it an ice cream I know one I know one if it was an ice cream but it was flavored of old leathery book

yeah an old book I'm ascending to space sorry oh I got another one how about an ice cream that's like an exploded

firework I do love that And also, like, the feeling of the concussive blast. So, like, if they can make it, so, like, there's a, like, a feeling of a firecracker in my ice cream. Like pop rocks? No. Like an explosion. Idiot.

Duh. That's what I met. I think an explosion. You ever go, like, you know when the fireworks are over and then the wind's coming? So, like, you get a smell of that, like that. I do like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What about this?

This is a real simple one. Coins! What about? Coins. I wrote pennies. I'm more of a nickel, girl. You know, like a nickel-flavored ice cream? You can't scare me like that, dude. You know what you did, right?

You know what you did. Coins! I think, now, this might, this, we will all agree on this. Sure. Tricks yogurt flavored ice cream. Oh, yeah. You remember those tricks yogurt. I mean, that basically was ice cream.

I know. You remember those tricks, yogurts? Yeah. And you opened it up and you saw that dumbass rabbit. Yeah. And you just wanted us to be like, not here, rabbit. Yeah. Go back to your rabbit hole.

Rabbit. Starting to get less relatable. I wrote down like whatever an Oscar tastes like. An Oscar? Like success? Success flavored ice cream? Yeah. I'd see that. Tennis balls.

Tennis ball ice cream. Oh, God. The feeling of cracking open a thing at tennis ball ice cream. they know what they're doing making that like a fucking tunic you know who should start making ice cream Rolex let Rolex make an ice cream and there's like what is it and there's like it's like it's Rolex ice cream baby you don't even need know if you can't the we're all out of flavors we don't know we don't have the ice cream we don't have ice cream that you actually want you'll be on a wait list for four years what about oh I don't know I don't know you

guys are going to feel about this gasoline ice cream I don't hate it I don't hate it I don't it it can't taste like gasoline it could smell like it smells like gas but this gas there's fire or it's like like gas though you know like gas gas okay weed ice cream i'm shocked that that's probably a thing right yeah probably there probably is a thing already i would i would imagine that someone has made weed ice cream i got um what about marbles marbles i don't hate that you know because like you ever see a bowl of marbles you like i want to put that in my mouth but that's just dipping dots That's true.

Oh, but more glassy. Any more glass? You guys might not follow me here. And it doesn't make sense. I like this. But if it was ice cream and it was flavored after cow udders. Because here's the thing. I don't know if they taste good, but they look like they would taste great.

You want to wrap your lips around an udder? Is that what you're saying? Yeah. I think I'm in. Yes. I got them. We got them. Just like they're like beautiful of fat and pink.

Speaking of pink. Rosey? Rosey ice cream. Bubbly ice cream. That's got to exist already. Bubbly. That's got to exist already. Probably, yeah.

Oh, Guinness ice cream. I think that definitely exists. Yeah, that probably exists. I'm in on that. What about like the white foam the ocean makes when it hits the sand? That's disgusting. I think that's urine. Oh.

Is it? It's not urine. It's like seafone and it's disgust. But it looks, but it looks tasty. No, you're a weirdo for liking that. Ew. Ew.

You're weird. Loser. Double middle fingers are back. Hot pockets and middle fingers, baby. I'm trying to think of something else. I thought it looked tasty. I got more here. You know what I think is a good flavor,

but I don't know what it would taste like, but if something was called this, then I'd be like, that probably tastes really good. Comfy couch. I kind of, I'm with you. on that one. I'm with you on that one. You know what I want? You know what I want? The last day of school before Christmas break smell. You remember that? You're trying to embody a feeling now. It's not even a smell anymore. Yeah, duh. Okay. Yeah. Wait, I thought we're talking about ice cream. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, what would it taste like? It would taste like a little bit of Coca-Cola and some stale pretzels and a fourth of a sliver of pizza and then like just like cookies that your teacher make. made that are kind of burnt but like she made them so you have to eat them because you feel bad and then like the little like plastic baggies that like the one kid's parent from the class that like clearly went overboard made that has like a like a Christmas pencil eraser in there and something like that eraser ice cream yes I wrote that down damn it did you yeah I did right there eraser yeah that whole thing you did but the eraser in there eraser like elastic book fair ice cream The scholastic book fair ice cream.

Yeah. It's made with pieces of, like, the magazine. You remember the, like, scholastic book fair, like, like, fucking catalog that you would get. That was, like, that, like, tissue paper. They ripped that up and they put it in there. And you could be like, oh, that's a goosebumps. Stay with me. Maybe this is a little crazy.

Ice cream flavored ice cream. And it's just more, it's just more of the flavor. Like, it's so concentrated ice cream. pizza bagel ice cream didn't you say that exists yeah you're a little lemon no no no but you put a scoop of it on a bagel

and it's a pizza bagel pizza bagel pizza ice cream bagel pizza bagel I'm delirious and basically high because of all these cough drops what about potpourri no no

I don't like it reminds me of like grandmothers no no no grandma ice cream no what about if you could Suvlaki Yeah Suvlaki ice cream Sublaki

Gyro You know You got to be Meatstick Yeah baby With like the barbecue And the lemon And the pepper

And they put a big ass Piece of fresh Italian bread On the end of it I wrote another one I don't know If I should say it Say it

I wrote your mother I wrote your mother I wouldn't laugh at that if I was you. Are you talking about his mother? General. General, everyone's mother. That's crazy. I want to say he laughed.

That's your mother too. I want to say he laughed. I saw it. I didn't laugh. Did you not see the look of bewilderment on both of our faces? I was looking for something to throw at you. Yeah, that's what I was doing. Because guess your mother

is a blanket statement. So that's my mother. That's his mother. Technically, it could be your mother, too, technically. Hey, man. Sometimes you take risks. What about? Diaper.

No. No? Absolutely not. No. I'm not into that either. I just think, like, I kind of don't hate the idea of the sunscreen.

Because, like, be honest. Like, you smell sunscreen and you like it. So like if they can make it taste like not chemically I'm in. That's the whole thing. But no, it can smell a certain way but taste a different way. Yeah. You know. A's, Kilo, Axe body spray.

You love Axe. I don't. Take it easy. Take it easy. You do. When I was 14, I loved it. Oh my God, you loved it. I remember they had a one. It was a brown one. There was kilo. There was the brown one I think it was called like sensations

sensations I got to look up the axe body spray I had sensations you did you I did axe body spray sense a 12 pack

you can get a 12 pack who would need that much axe body spray someone that really likes them so there's anarchy for him stop that's the name of what the sets

what are you wearing anarchy for him Africa Africa Yeah Alaska What

Apollo Ooh Black night Black night Black night And black Black night Apollo

Africa There's a threat Musk Musk Yeah Wild Wild Marine

That's got to be A green Leather and cookies What Why those two things together. Dark temptation. There it is. Dark temptation. What did I say cream sensations or something like that? You just said

sensations, I think. All right, whatever. Excite. Gold. Gold temptation. Oh, the other gold is just gold. This one will tempt you. Icebreaker and ice chill. Where's the old ones? 2004

Act's body spray. Wasn't there one that was just chocolate? Probably. I feel like I remember that. I might have had that one. Listerine ice cream. Mm-hmm.

Listerine? Yeah. No, dude. Come on. Grow up. What do you? Shut down that one out of all the ones he said? Uh, yeah, here we're talking.

All right? You ready? These are the 2004 cents for Axpodies, right? Oh, my God. It's going to be insane. Shock. Shock. Yeah.

Instinct. I'm just glad it was an incest. Keelow, which was my favorite. Keelow? Kilo. Why? That was the best one. Vice. Vice.

Clicks. C-L-I-X. Clicks? Yeah. Essence. Of course. Essential. Touch.

Touch? And Phoenix. Who are naming these? The horniest people in the world. On the planet. it, dude. That's your base level. I thought the names were cool. Yeah, you'd be into it. If podcasting and comedy and this stuff doesn't work out, I think I have a future in naming axe body sprays. I also do too. I think that there's a chance that I could be good at it. It's your dream

job. Do they still sell Axe Body Spray? You know they do. I don't know. You just said they sold 12 packs. Oh yeah, that's right. That should cover you your entire life. I want to get a vintage bottle of axe body spray vintage vintage i don't know if you would describe that as vintage i mean why not it's a 23 21 22 year old bottle do you think it still smells like kilo it ages like wine it ages like wine it still smells like kilo whatever that smells like oh man well there you have it folks no go ahead how's your day you see see what that's a beginning of the show no it could be an end What are you got going on tonight? Tonight?

Seahawks Cardinals. You're giving away when we're recording this. Yeah. Yeah. Who do you think? Seahawks. Yeah, that's an easy one. You're throwing a couple bucks on it?

Haven't. Good for you. How's your fantasy team doing? One and two. Yeah, not great. Yours? We're doing small talk. I don't do fantasy.

Why not? Why not do small talk? I don't like it. you do i like small talk yeah i like medium talk give us some give us an example of a medium talk like so how's the weather small talk yeah like when's the last time you got caught in the rain medium talk it's such a funny question when's the last time you got caught in the rain why is that funny i don't know this is not what i was expecting i'm picturing like a situation where you would ask someone out of the blue like what's the last time you got caught in the rain like

imagine like meeting someone for the first time is like the third question in i don't think that's funny at all oh sorry guys everyone what do you think the sun tastes like keelow from acts no phoenix well obviously or touch do you think you could be able do you think if i sprayed you could you could identify the smell are you insane not and i'm sure they all smell like relatively similar well i imagine there's a difference between dark and dark night yeah or black and black night what was it i think it was black night apollo and something else ice clicks vice clicks clicks yeah um what was worse ax or bod i forgot bod existed until right now.

I used to have bod. Baud was like, I love the commercials. It's like you spray it and a woman shows up and like humps this guy's leg. Yeah. What is this? It's like, this is for 12 year old boys. Yeah. It isn't, by the way.

You just loved it. It was definitely marketed toward kids by age, our age. The, the, uh, commercials were grown men. Yeah, but it was like, they're like here, it's a stocking stuffer. I don't think that was the commercials. I used to get ax. I had a lot of colognes and body spries as a kid. I didn't have any.

I had an axe. You smelled like shit. I smelled fine. No. You smelled like shit. And you smelled like cliques. I did. I smelled like touch and vice.

And kilo. You smelled like vice, dude. I think I smelled great. I'm sure you do. I had Michael Jordan Cologne. Had a basketball on the bottle. It was good. I also had Kira.

You remember Kira? From Paxon? That was a big one. What was the, uh, curve was a big one. Curve was a big one, yes. What was the one from, um, Hollister or Abercrombie and Fitch, something like that? It was like, oh, fierce! Oh, I don't remember that one.

I remember that. Do a weird thing at the time. Remember when people would, like, 13-year-old kids would be outside of Abercrombie and Fitch with bathing suits on? Dudes are their shirts off, just standing there? Like, here, 15-year-old girl, go stand outside in a bikini at the mall. Weirdos. It was a time.

It was a wild west. It really was. The wild, wild west. Don't start singing the song. We're going to get out of here before Frank starts singing Will Smith songs, but thank you guys so much for, you know, hanging around.

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We're going to find you. Ant, do you want to see you guys next time? Thank you so much. Wait, wait, wait, come on. What do you want to say? Jokes aside, that is getting rude. You could find me at the Frank Alvers everywhere. Also, maybe on eBay buying vintage Axe Body Spray stuff.

Yeah. Okay, and you could find Ant on the top 10 FBI's most wanted list. He's been on there for a couple years. That's the joke I'm ending with. Solid. That's it. We'll see you guys next time.