The Basement Yard - #528 - We Are The S*xiest Podcasters

Episode Date: November 10, 2025

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It's fully raining outside. So that's why. Yeah, and you're fully indoors right now. You're not outside in any capacity. I like green. You do like green? Green is good. Green is good.

Hello. Hello. Welcome. Why don't I say that like French? Yeah, Liz. Joe's jacket is giving very, group seven. vibes right now. What is this shit? Because I'm seeing the group seven shit on what what is group seven? You guys don't know you wouldn't know group seven. Those

who know no, no. You guys aren't group seven? Those are no no. Those who would know no. Am I group? Are we group seven? What is? Can you explain any fucking sort of context at this point? If you don't know what group seven is, you're not group seven. It's all. Oh, is this like the game? Oh my God. You remember that thing where it's just like you ever played the game? No. And it's like, well, you lost the game. And it's like, what the fuck is this stupid shit? This is like some your 20 year old brother type shit yeah he's like trying to like gate keep being cool on the internet it popped up on my for you page didn't pop up on your few i have seen it i've seen

like something about group seven and i'm like i don't even know what the fuck that is i thought it was like a movie i haven't seen anything where have you been seen are you said on ticot yeah it's like this girl put a series of videos out like group one to seven and everyone who got group seven on their four you page group seven but what is the what is group seven like who is in group seven now i'm starting to get like i'm not included and i don't like that i'm not to tell you what's group seven. The fuck, you mean you're not allowed to tell? What is this?

Exactly. Tell me. First rule about group seven. You don't talk about group seven. You know, is it that good that you don't want to get kicked out? Why are we as a nation trying to divide each other? Why can't there just be group H for humans? Oh.

You know, why does it need to be? I'm group, I'm group, I'm group, I'm group seven. I'm group, I'm group three. Whoa. Okay. Is group one not a more superior group? Is group seven? the one you want to be in? That's the one all the cool kids are in. Why? I'm not getting

this. This is the main reason why you don't know. Fuck you. Okay, let's hold on really quick. So am I in it because I've seen it? Have you seen the original video? What video are we talking about? I don't know if it's the original. I've seen a few videos. You know what? You could be part of group seven. Ah, you're a loser. Don't you point at me. Not even in the group. I'm First of all, in saying that the two white men are not allowing me to be in the group. Whoa, I didn't, I didn't, I'm, I, I just got it. You both just looked at each other and went. And then you said, yes, you did.

I saw you mouthed it. You said, WP, you gave a, you gave a look to each other. Group seven, G.S. backwards. It's. What? Segregate the, no. Gispanics. You know, the, the, the, the, I don't like this.

Right. And I'm not just saying that it's potentially racist. I'm telling everyone that it is. Do you know actually what it is? No. It's just a, all that? I just know I'm in the group. Right.

So, well, you know what's going to happen now. Since you guys are talking about it, it's going to pop up to my page. And then I'll be in group seven. And then you can do your cute little initiation. How pissed off would you be if it was like, all right, group three. And you're like, fuck. I mean, that also. like I would need some background like I need to know what the difference between

group one group two group three group four group five this guy doesn't even know he's already feeling the power of group seven look at him well he goes straight to his head immediately right into his head yeah go ahead call whoever you need to call Josh is I'm in group seven pat too is Josh in group seven got to get him on the horn see if he's in group seven I don't we don't call people in group seven we don't We text. See, this is... I don't know what's going on, dude.

So just to be clear, there is no like... Anything like bullet points... It's kind of like... Or checklist to be group seven. It's just like your vibe. You just got to... Can you see... It's more of an energy...

Google if there's a group seven checklist just so we could put this to bed. Checklist. Just so we can tuck it in and give one of these. I like that. I like being tucked under my butt. Yeah, I bet you do. You do a lot of tucking under your butt, huh?

Oh, you're talking about when you put your penis in your balls. You know? So you want a Group 7 Delta checklist? What's Delta? Is this militant? Yeah. That's what I'm getting up here, Delta flights Group 7. I don't think there's a checklist.

Oh, that's like when you're boarding a plane? Oh, yeah. So if we're going by that, Group 7, you fucking suck. That does suck, dude. I want out now. Now he wants out. Now he wants back to group one Or group diamond or something

You know that they're going to find a new classification for it Yeah It just feels exclusionary Right And Joey, how often do I tell you I'm all about inclusivity All the time Okay

That's what I'm about Right I'm not This isn't a joke, I am Okay Well now it just sounds like you're defensive, dude Well, it's because Two people in this room

66% which by the way right add another six to that it's the devil we're getting close tell you what I did find out is changing groups isn't possible so once you're in one even if so I can't even get out of this even if I wanted to well hold on technically technically you're so desperate no technically I haven't seen any of these group stuff so technically I'm a free agent technically so I have not yet been recruited by a group but you're so desperate that like I don't not giving group you don't make the class of it you don't make the choice for the groups that's that is true who are I'm I I just got in here you know but I I'm getting the so is this an algorithm thing that's what I'm getting at it's just like basically

the lizard people that run TikTok and Instagram well don't blame Hillary Clinton for this I sound crazy that you named what you named dropped one of them are you guys hanging out together careful you're getting to levels of rich that are getting close to lizard person and you're wearing green all of a sudden can't wait for these edits to come out i'll tell you this right now if i was a reptilian human being there would be no secret that's i would be out blinking with yellow eyes that's an oxymoron that you can't be a reptilian human being you're either a reptile lizard person or you're a human being all right it's like biggie smalls or jumbo shrimp no what about like a reptile humanoid humanoid is different i mean i just said he specifically

He said human being. Guys, I want to be a reptile. I misspoke. You want to be Sizov? Who's that? The last of the Zatarans. I'm not even going to go down that road with you. That's for Moral Combat.

That feels like a long road. That's for Mortal Kombat. It's for Mortal Kombat, dude. Mortal Kombat. Mortal Kombat. You could be reptile. And the new one, kind of, hold on. Now that I'm saying it, you kind of look like the new reptile.

Oh yeah. Yeah. I look like a lizard. No, you look like it's human form. Because they could camouflage in a human form. for him. What's his name? MK1 Reptile. You kind of look like him now that I'm talking about it.

Frank? No, I don't. Joey. Pull up right there. You kind of look like him. You just need a stupid face tattoo, which at the rate you're going, it's on its way. You don't look like the lizard part, sure. No.

Yeah, I don't look like that. I'm not clean shaven. You look like a twinky little karate guy. I'm not even a twink anymore. I'm kind of a twunk. You think you've graduated You're just putting yourself in all these classes Your group seven, you're twunk

Bro, a twink is like a little fucking Like a 160 pound guy Joey, you just earlier told me You weigh 110 pounds And you're 5 foot two It's not even a good joke Not even good joke Real group two vibes, Frankie

He's like the sorting hat of groups kind of He really is, you hear him right? He's getting such a little fuck He's so giddy over there You should start your own groups You know what? Zones. Like, you know, if you're getting this on your for you page, Zone 4.

You know what? I'm not even going to put, no, no, no, I'm not going to give it letters. I'm going to give it a cool, like, like, not numbers or letters, I'm going to give it a cool, like, symbol. You're overthinking it. Yeah, I know. But it'll be like, welcome, we're in zone snake. Oh, you're going to make it like, we're in zone claw. You know, we're just cool words.

Zone knife. Right. Knife, you think is a cool word? It's a cool word. It's a pretty cool word. You've got to admit. Knife. Does anything match what it is better than the word knife?

Spoon. Bubble. Bubbles great. Bubbles a really good one. Yeah. But I don't like how aggressive you've been about this whole group seven thing. And you too. You're talking more than both of us.

That's why I'm saying it's not really giving Group 7. But that's neither here nor there. Maybe we will never know. We have no idea. But I will say that on the Patreon, episode. If you guys aren't patrons, they get sneak peeks at stuff that you guys don't get at. So if you want to sign up, go to patreon.com slash the basement yard. But Greg surprised us with a gift of these jackets. Okay, look at these jackets that we, well, you know what? Never mind. I already

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These are sick, dude. Those are really cool. Thank you so much. Enjoy, of course. Who told you to order 500 fucking jackets? Executive decision. Executive decision. I love that he just makes executive...

Please buy them. I'm fired. There will be a limited amount available for you, as you heard in the clips. Go check it out. Kind of crazy. Sick. I mean, nothing is, you know...

It's New York, baby. Is the garden. We got to go big. New York. Keep going. All right. That wasn't very good. It wasn't. If I can make it there, I'll make it anywhere. What'd you think? That's pretty good. Yeah. Not bad, right? Yeah. I'd like to think. Is that putting me in the group? All right. Let me ask you some questions. Oh, I got a group for you that you're in. Sexiest podcasters of 2020.

Listen, people magazine's sexiest podcasters It's gone to my head Look at my head, it's growing Take your hat off, take your hat off Stupid ass hair Oh, Jesus Here's a thing Sexy ass hair

Here's a thing, technically it is sexy hair Technically, does this put us in a group? If you're in a sexy podcast You're in a mean guy group You're in a bully group Group group group four Group four You sort of him

I remember vividly last year talking about the sexist podcast And we were like What the hell And then we got nominated And we were like That's hysterical And we were like

We're never going to win Also the picture they chose Was not good Yeah someone here Was doing heavy sexy lifting Heavy sex And it wasn't the guy That was shaved

With a fucking quadruple chin And snaggle teeth You know what I thought You know what I thought About you were shaved Because we had just done the drag queen episode regardless of why I was shaved it's one of

the like five episodes that we've done where I'm completely shaved why did they pick that on my face yeah they tried to why did you specify I don't know why they picked that out of all it was like a Santa Claus Studios video I mean listen the people have spoken

they have spoken and they tried to fucking cut our legs out from underneath us by putting that picture up yeah you know what you can take the people out of of sexy, you can't take the sexy out of people. Right. And the people have spoken. Our fans are fervent. I don't really know what that means, but it feels sexual.

Yeah, you know what? In this context, it might have been a little over the top. I just think that we're sexy. I mean... They even tried to nurf my two sexy boys. Still one. Am I one of your sexy boys? Definitely one of my sexy boys. Like, was I a sexy boy beforehand? How many sexy boys do you got? He did specify my

two sexy boys. seven you have seven sexy boys seven sexy boys you're gonna get a fucking knock on your door later that's crazy wait why is someone knocking on his door i have seven sexy boys i mean that's kind of a oh right oh yeah you're on the boys party saying you're on a list i mean men i think what makes us sexy is our willingness to love sorry oh what's funny about that our willingness to love i think that what makes us sexy because we're not like you know i mean you say it all the time we're not that smart do i say that all the time we don't go out there and we we don't pretend to know anything we have a really good balance of

understanding where we stand and not trying to be you know like here i'm gonna i'm gonna talk about the world like i know it and i'm gonna be a voice for everything understand where you stand while you're standing on biz and is that not sexy some of it i just think that you know the people have spoken people spoken people people people people people are the people voted people there you go do me a favor tell them to do call an airstrike on my house cut out frank's tongue okay and then put a new one in there what do you imagine that wait what the hell imagine someone else put their tongue in your mouth not making out oh okay but like i mean i've eaten beef tongue before whoa i didn't know where that was going oh my god this has gone to my head and uh i think it is only natural that we're

treated differently because we are the 2025 sexiest people on the planet yeah podcasters that well yeah we beat out some big names and sexy yeah las culturistas who's that bow and yang oh And his co-host, forgive me for not remembering his name. Yeah. The Lonely Island podcast, Akiva, Yorma, and Andy Sandberg. They do a podcast? Yeah, everyone does a podcast. That's true.

Yeah. Yeah. Of course. Seth Myers. Seth Myers has a podcast? He's got a whole show. We're sexier than Seth Myers, Joey. I mean, name another podcast in the world.

This is like when people are like, name a woman. I can't think of anything. any podcast uh um why can't i other people's lives sexier than those idiots that's crazy that's crazy wait a sec yeah uh oh yeah i just realized one can make a claim one can make a claim true if we're going by the laws of logic Greg Right, we do a podcast Called Other People's Lives

We weren't even nominated It's very good You weren't even on the fucking Ballot Ballot, dude So Mean you though Nominated

So that means Right I'm sexier than Greg Which is something I've been trying to convince myself For years now It means that the heavy lifting I think was happening

In the other direction No I mean I think To be honest Don't Don't you Don't you be fucking... Joey, you're a big fucking twig- Oh, don't do this!

You're Twink podcast guy. Stop calling me a Twink. All right, okay, sorry. You're sexy podcast guy with left-leaning opinions. Frank, I've seen a lot of edits of you on the internet. I've seen a lot of edits of all of us. What the fuck is that? That's the new Sabrina Carpenter song and I've seen edits

of you. With that? And it's you just like, oh, you got like a curl and shit? I've seen that shit. Listen, I need one person to know that I'm sexy and that's my fucking wife. And also God, dude. I need to be sexy for God now, too? Yeah, you got... Dude.

God sees everything like Santa. And Santa's in there, too! Santa, now we've got three. No, I gotta be sexy for... Three people. Jesus... Well, God. If that's how God, I forgive me.

Jesus and God are different. Everyone has a different view of God and whatever your omnipotent being is. You better be sexy for that. God. Santa... Elispoza. La is I mean

Or le sposo We don't know Or a, you know Novio La novia La novia Any How do you look up

Look up the word partner Keep a gender neutral Yeah In Spanish So I need to be sexy for God I need to be sexy for Santa And Becca Yeah

All the time Is there anyone else I don't think anyone else I don't think anyone else sees me as much as those three Right That's pretty good That's a pretty I mean that's that's tough Because the times where I'm I'm not feeling

Like I'm not trying to be sexy for my wife Right Most of the time that is when I'm in the bathroom Perera What Perera One more time Paria

Frank For partner Yeah. Say it one more time. Parera. Why? What happened to your mouth? Am I right? I don't want to do a bar back.

You're not even saying you're saying this. You're talking like a bird. Parara? I'm trying to get, I can't roll my R's. Can you say how to go? You can't roll your Rars at all. I can't do nothing. Not even close.

You can't do that? Cannot try. That is. Say... Rar. Say... Rojo. Rojo.

You kind of... You had a... You had a flick, baby. You had a flick at the tongue at the front. You just got to practice. So... So... P-A-R-R-R-R-R-E-J-A.

Parrella. I feel like I was right there. No, you went... You said... I'm so sorry. You spoke like the Canadians in South Park do. Well, someone should teach me Spanish. Duolingo.

You're... Yourself. That's out learning it. Why do you need us to do it? Yeah. So what do you think is the next logical step? We made sexiest podcasters. Where do you think we go from here?

And why should we be treated significantly better? I would like special treatment if I can get it. Ooh, you know what I would like? A trophy. That would be cool. What does a trophy look? No, not something from Amazon. Don't get on the horn over there.

I'm talking about it from People magazine being like, you know, congrats. And then the fucking, it's like crystal, but it's like a chisel dude you know what I mean two chiseled dudes with microphones that's supposed to be us little do they know

where there's no chisd I have been chiseled out of rubber okay there is not much chisel going on here I'm as chiseled as a fucking jar of jelly I think that like something this big

okay all right so you want that's pretty big yeah I want a fucking big one You want, and here's the thing. Yeah. I don't know if you feel this way now. It needs to be heavy. Bro, I want to be able to kill with it.

Like if I smash someone in the head a couple times with it. You know what I mean? That would be pretty. I'm not going to. I just want the option. I was going to say, yeah, that would be pretty devastating. Yeah, I mean, it would be gross. So like, all right, so people, we're giving you, People Magazine.

We're giving you, this is free, by the way, this idea. A lot of people pay for this consulting, okay? So People Magazine. whoever wins their sexiest whatever it's a trophy and the trophy

it shouldn't be just a this but then that's very gender specific Joey it could be whoops

but then what you're gonna put tits on a trophy and it was like so we needed to be something you never rubbed like a statue's and also

I don't like your view of sexuality and sexiness if it's just a chiseled dude what you don't like non-chizzled dudes I am a non-chizzled dude I know I know I know I'm saying like the general

I'm trying to save this is why we're talking You're not saving anybody People magazine pays for this Frank Pays for what This consulting no we're not I'm saying you got paid No we're giving a free consultations

Helping them come up with the trophy Who fuck the trophy Just get me something that says it So you're talking about all the shapes Shapes are important Especially in trophies Shapes are important Shapes, shapes, as well as colors.

Also important. And wait. Wait. Yes, if they give me a trophy that's like straight out of fucking ICYP Little League, I don't want that shit. Yeah, I don't want it to be hollow. I don't want, like, this thing needs to be well built. It needs to be heavy. And People Magazine, you guys do well for yourselves.

Put a little money into this. Make it gold. Solid gold. Are you getting crazy now? What he asks. Titanium. I don't know where that measures up with the other

platinum that's I know expensive yeah but is it more expensive than gold than gold I have no idea but it's neither here nor there all great questions but I mean yeah we're the sexiest podcasters

are you feeling sexy not really yeah if we're being honest it's just like it's raining it's hysterical that this happened yeah like what do you ever walk around go like fuck man i'm sexy right now all the time you walk around like damn i'm

fucking sexy good for you i feel like you do that too i absolutely don't no if i'm being honest not not 24-7 like no the only the only like you've never been like i look good i mean i think looking good is different than feeling sexy sometimes they're you know kind of go hand in hand for me sexy is a is a moment in time everything's a moment in time personally if I'm if I'm being like completely transparent this should be good I don't I don't know if I've ever like

self-sexyed myself okay what does that mean like I don't think sexy is something you can bestow upon yourself sexy is a gift but you can look at at yourself and go, okay. Yeah, and that's different. That's what I'm talking about. Because I can't have sex appeal to myself, because I'm not trying to sex myself. Sexy is the implication of sex appeal, and I am not self-sexy or appealing to myself sexy self. Yeah, I think that you're like,

you're thinking too far into this. I'm not saying, have you ever looked into the mirror and been like, I'm going to fuck that guy. You know what I mean? Like, obviously that's not going to happen. It's a very group seven thing of me to say, right? Yeah, I know, I, I mean, I've never been like the recipient of a like a sexy pat on the back for myself you're telling me when you put on like your cowboy get up and you look in the mirror you weren't like damn no i i think i look ridiculous oh you you're talking about a costume yeah what about when you like a way of life what if you put on like a tuxedo i say all right i like how i look i guarantee it this isn't a commercial for like yeah men's warehouse but like you don't let it get further than that

like damn i look good man yeah i look good I like how I look. Oh, I look good. But I wouldn't ever, I don't think I've ever seriously been like, I look sexy. Yo, you're crazy, dude. Am I crazy for saying sexy is a gift? Bro, I've seen.

If you self-sexy yourself, is it really sexy? I don't give a fuck if it's real. I'm saying, I'm not taking away from the idea of like, I feel like I look good. Oh, I look good. I like how I look. Wow. I look sharp.

That's what I would say. Sharp. I would say 20? Oh my God, I look so sharp. I would say I equate it to, you know, like specific, like amounts of dullness. Like, damn, I look sharp. And then I'm like, I look rounded. I look dull.

But like, maybe it's just the way that my brain works. But you can't self-sexy yourself. Sexy needs to be from somebody else. No. Not at all. Maybe I'm different. I think that, I mean, I feel like you're describing what I'm describing. describing though like when you're like you see yourself you're like in a

tuxedo and you've got that little curl down the middle of your head and you're like fuck I'd be like yeah look wow I like how I look oh this is exactly what I was going for I look sharp as a tack oh my god did you hear how fucking like your tone oh this I look so this is what I was going for I'm not I don't know that's horrible I'm not saying like because I know people would be like oh he's baiting you know like he's where he's getting like oh or they're going to be like Frankie, what, you're the hottest guy ever see. That's not what I'm looking for, ever.

But, like, what I'm saying is I'm looking at the, like, the logic. You can't. That is such an insane way to answer. I don't think. I'm looking at, do you ever think you're sexy? Logically. I can't.

I mean, that's a great, I think that's a great argument that I'm... The easy answer is, have you ever felt sexy? Yes. We could have saved all that time. Because I have... Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Because someone has told me...

Someone bestowed it. They gifted me a beautiful... Sexy. Boquet of sexy. But isn't it possible that Becky would be like, you look sexy and you're like, I don't feel it. Of course. So then it's not always a bestow. But it's not, but in my head, I gotta feel it, but you could be sexy when I'm feeling sexy, okay? So like she, what could be sexy, sexy is subjective. Sexy is subjective. So like, I may not feel like she could be like, and this has happened before, but she's like, oh my god, you're fucking sexy right now. And it's like, I don't feel.

feel it, but thank you. Right. That is a real thing. So have I ever felt sexy? Sure. Have I ever by myself, looked at myself in the mirror and go you know, fucking Awuga sexy boy? No! Aluga, sharp. This is a fucking

old movie we're watching here. I mean, I think it's not... If you feel sexy, though, that is an internal thing. That's not outward. I, but I, you know, I can only speak from recent memory because I don't remember fucking I'm sure at 12 I was just like looking good sexy and I had oh I'm I'm certain you had a shirt that said that or something it was like a spray painted fucking you know like

S E Arnold character I I sexy Pimp yeah you know I just I I think that if we're looking at sexy as a societal holy shit logically I mean, like, this is not a joke. That's why I'm laughing. I don't think it's like you can look good, but in my head, the way that sexy works is that it is gifted to you through the eyes of somebody else. You got to change that, bro. That comes from in here. No, but I'm not saying that takes away from like, I've said like I look good, I feel good.

No, you get sexy in there. You got to rip that shit out of you. Don't tell me what to do with my sexy. Yo, dude, go take your hand, shove it down your throat and roll. rip that fucking sexy out. So my sexy's in my stomach? It's in my stomach. It's down there. If sexy lives anywhere, it's not in our stomach. It's in our ass. It might be in your ass.

Thank you. Why? Why is it in my ass? Dude, I don't know. You just said it wasn't in your stomach. Where else can it be? So many other places than my ass, dude. In your hair. I think sexy lives somewhere where that is not necessarily like, Like, sexy, I think, like, it's, it's, let me get through this, hand. Sexy is, is not, like, you can't, oh my God, this is beating the shit out of you right now.

This thing's kicking your ass. This sentence is K-Oing you. You get one more shot. Okay, okay. That's it. Let me do it. Yeah. Don't interrupt.

Either of you. Okay. We often say in life, Happiness is the journey, not necessarily the destination. I think that sexiness is similar in ways, frogs and toads. It is not necessarily a physical place. Sexy lives everywhere in us. Sexy could sometimes be here.

It could be there. It could be up. It could be down. It could be left, right, chest, back, feet, eyes, cheeks. Sexy is not tied to a physical plane of existence, but it is more a metaphysical, amoral, amalgus. The word is feeling. Feeling. Amalgus.

You would have went for 20 minutes. So you felt sexy. Sexy can I, Frankie. Sexy can I? Sexine Ken, I'm just part of my man And girl, why you're shaking Got to play the light Oh

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minute card in there now you never know it might be crazy enough for us to actually talk about it so go check it out the basemanart.com slash submit we love you we miss you we hug you we kiss you we don't want to say anything bad or dis you so what we're going to do we're going to be snakes and hiss you and what we're going to say is that we really i know your mouth moves quicker than your head you know sometimes that's kind of crazy but your mouth moves quicker when you're giving head. Jesus. Head's not always gay, though.

No, no, no. I didn't say it. No, I thought the gay one. I thought the gay one. We'd like to talk about something very serious. Uh-oh. Corny Kardashian came out with a lollipop that you stick in your hoo-ha.

I don't have a hoo-ha Right I mean A boy hoo-ha A boo-ha Can I A boo-ha A brouha

A brouha The lollipop That Courtney Courtney The lollipop That Courtney Kardashian made That you put in your

Burgangi Your ping-pang Do you think that For dudes It's like I'm gonna go into The H You know

I'm gonna throw it in the sewer Wow That's a great question really tackling the hard-hitting journalistic I think it makes sense for this I think it makes sense Well

It's kind of like a bash So it's through it's through her company Lemmy And they make like Like traditional like multivitamins And like sleep gummies and stuff like that Damn do you could put your post to sleep With a lollip

Your whole body to sleep I don't think the lollipop is doing that I think it's like There's like bacteria and like acid Like a balancing stuff in there Because I don't know if you're know this there's acid in there well the vagina is like scientifically a place and

things happen there that they've got a pH balance they're like a pool sure yeah yeah yeah yeah I used to have to balance my pool's pH yeah and now so you need to check your pH of your BH with her lollipop right well yeah I mean are you talking in code well if you're gonna shove it up your own ass well I didn't plan on doing that Well, I mean, you just said with this is where boys would go. If someone was going to munch my bun, then maybe I would flavor it. But if it's just for general health, Joey, oh, oh, that's what you're saying. Yeah.

So the lollipop has health. The lollipop is health, dude. Oh, that's awesome. I mean, I'm sure they can't make health claims because they're not certified by, like, the FDA or whatever. Laws, rules. But, like, if it's health. You shoving a fucking A piece of candy up your ass?

I mean, not a lollipop That sounds I mean, they make like, remember those pops That were like flute pops? They were like whistle pops It was like That's crazy The way you guys are talking

I want to make something clear You know the lollipops aren't being shoved in anything, right? Wait, what? Well then how are they getting up for Burgundu? They're lollipops that have vitamins Oh, they eat the lollipop Oh, I thought they were shoving the lollipop in there! Too!

Oh! Are you serious? I thought that was the whole point that was shocking. It was a marketing thing. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. They don't shove it in their thing. Missed opportunity. A rare business blunder.

They're gonna circle back on that. By the Kardashian clan. Actually, I don't know if you could legally be like, yo, shove this in your thing. Why? I mean, look at what Gwyneth Poucho did with Goup. That was a candle. She didn't say, shove a candle in your ass. No. Hoop got famous because she was making crystals and shit that people were shoving in their gunch.

Yeah, but she didn't tell them to do that, did she? I think it was like part of it. Like, yo, throw this up your gum boom, bum. I mean, now I feel like an idiot. I mean, that's what makes it so sexy. Idiots? Wait, what's in it? What does it do?

It's like, there's just like vitamins. It's like health. So what happens? Is it like general health or is it vagina? Because you said vagina. I think, so I think, so it's an extension of one of their lines, which I think it's called lemmy purr. That's true. Which it's like, it is gummies.

Lemmy purr. I mean, I've got, they sent some to the house. Like, I, you got some purr? I'm not purring. Right. Beck is taking them. But like, they were gummies. So now they probably just took the vitamins that were in the gummies and put them in lollipop form.

Oh. But they're for vaginal health. Oh. Yeah, vitamin C and real pineapple extract to hell. help support feminine self-care and overall wellness. Wait a sec, hold on. Yeah. Pineapple lollipop?

I'm kind of in on getting this pussy pop. Yeah, me too. Honestly, are we, does it say that we're not allowed to put it in vagina? What happens? I mean, I think a good rule of thumb is to not show it. A candy in there. Anything. You don't want to throw off the pH, but it sounds healthy.

Vegan or no? Non-GMO? gluten-free? I'm assuming it's all that. I don't want no gluten in my... pooping. Yeah, I don't, I wouldn't want that either. People are seeming to make fun of it because they don't think it would pass the digestive tract, all like the vitamins and stuff. That's fair. Well, that's a good question. Yeah, you know how you bypass that. You go

right to the mother's shit. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, exactly. You go right down to you know, straight to the horse's mouth. Yeah. That's the way to do it. You don't go through the, if you want to get to the horse's mouth, you don't go through his ass. Listen, all, I'm not, I'm not a huge purveyor of shoving things up asses. Okay. I imagine, though, if you want something to get to an ass, go to the ass, dude. Go to the ass.

If you want vitamins to get to the Vigini, yeah. Go right to do it. Yeah, dude. You want to go to Antarctica? Why are you in California? Get down there. You know where to go. Do you want to know how much a pack is? How many are in a pack?

It's a great question So no information What kind of fucking producer are you? No information It says it says Just the new line What they can be purchased at And it says packs

I'm gonna say I'm gonna say No no no no Because here Because here's the thing Expensive I mean The fucking the gummies

It's like a 30 day supply There's gonna be like 30 lollipops In this bitch You can't have a lollipop every day Why not? If it's vitamins Teeth What do you think?

I don't know. You think people don't brush their teeth? Yeah, but you're not supposed to eat. Do you have a little sweet treat every day? That's different. It's not a lollipop. It's not for your vagina. I'm not eating a lollipop every day.

Joey, do you think that a lollipop is worse for your teeth than, say, the fucking handful of Mike and Ikes that you eat? I haven't had Mike and Hikes. Actually, I had, like, two weeks ago I had. Okay. But before that, it was a long time. Okay. Whatever your sweet treat is that. you have every single day.

Tweet, tweet. What are you talking about? There's a five in a pack. Separate article. Okay, five in one pack. I'm gonna say $25. Mm-hmm. I'm gonna say 30.

The price exclusively at Target is $5.99. Whoa! Very good. Very good. See, the Kardashians made up for not telling us to shove us. It's crazy. Yeah, not me. I think that price means more that they're just lollipops.

I mean, they're healthy lollipops. No, if anything, $5.99 is, so this is smart, okay, $1.20 a lollipop. It's not bad. Start them off low, get people to take them, like them, want them, see that their vagina is doing pretty good, tip-top shape. And then they do what all these big tech companies are doing with their streaming services. In a year, oh, they become $6.99. Oh, my God, they're so popular.

It's getting so much more expensive to make it, $8.99. and then in five years time you're paying 30 bucks for a couple lollipops that are going to make your you know bro your guys are glimmer if I had a puss

and I could eat a lollipop and make my shit taste like pineapple I'm paying $30 for fucking five lollipops but guess the best way to make it taste like pineapple eat a pineapple or just

with the pop oh I thought you I was like are you playing guitar I was like Wonderwall dude just play a song

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I'm sure we are not the only people to have made that same mistake. I truly thought that. I mean, I honestly thought it too. Didn't Kim make the underwear that had like pubs on? It has pubs. Yeah, the pub underwear. And it was like a joke kind of. I think you could buy it

Yeah, but it was like a joke marketing thing I mean, she also made the nipple bra Right, same Listen, these women are smart Anything that they put out It's going to immediately sell out Nipples And pubs

And pubs You know, what's next? What, you know what, this is a good question Because skims is one of the sponsors of the show You think pubes will come back You think the bush will make a return? I think the bush is back, baby You think it's just back?

I think I think that as we have transitioned into a more sex positive lifestyle and body positive lifestyle, more people are embracing the bush. Are they? And I'm also, I have no idea. Are you forested up right now? No. But like, forest up? Yeah, I'm also just saying nothing.

I don't know if people, I don't have a fucking ear to the ground with the bush. community i just feel like i wonder if it'll come back and it'll be like a known thing you know like you know like back in the day was like oh yeah bush is like a thing and people fuck with it but now it's like it's not when was that like the 80s or something oh and they were just like yo like i've got a bush yeah and like a cigarette as well you know what i mean just like a bush cigarette oh i i'm not you know what i'm saying no i don't well that's what it kind of that's what picture the 80s like bushes and cigarettes and cocaine right and uh guys saturday night fever i was gonna say guy that's the 70s yeah this is 70s i was saying guys wearing

like sports coats with like the sleeve rolled up to their elbows now we're talking freestyle 80s freestyle what's that dancing yeah oh that's where you went well it's the 80s show us an 80s freestyle dance right no no not a dance it's like that's the type of music it's called 80s freestyle no 80 was like hair metal like fucking like white snake and uh here we go again on my own yeah warrant and guns and roses and aerosmith that's the 80s baby oh my god and like fucking like divo and men at work i used to fucking i used to shave my pubs all the time yeah like down like with a razor, like down to the skin. That's intense.

Yeah, dude. And I was chopping it up. What? I didn't. That's what. I was chopping it up sometimes by accident. Oh, well, I mean, how? What?

Because that's what I do. That's not. You still do that? You're like a bird? Yeah. Not a bird. What am I saying? What did birds do?

I meant like a, you're like a. Hairless. Yeah. A bird is not what I wanted to say. Birds famously have many feathers. Do you do this? that? You don't just like trim? No. It's not much of trim. Do you use like... Oh, you're hairless. That's how I show a razor. Do you use shaving, you saving, shaving cream?

No. Well, you just go raw? I don't have to. You raw dog with a razor blade. Yeah. What? It's that weird. Are you wet at least? Wet? No, because I'm not wet. Pretty dry. So, let me get this. Even my... I don't think you're realizing how insane this is. This is crazy, dude. Yeah, dude. I'm gonna prep the area. You basically, you're shaving your man bush, your mush, your mush with a just dry, like, razor. It doesn't pull?

No. Who are you? What are you? Are you, how sharp is this thing? Are you like a seal? Your oil, you got oil on you? You gotta have some natural oil to you. Are you slick?

Are you slick? You strike me as a slick guy. I guess I'm pretty slick. You strike me as a guy. that's pretty wet below the belt but even on my like neck and cheeks I don't no shaving cream I don't need shaving cream you've never cut yourself no how's that pause show us how you shave right now your face I mean I think there's only one way the razor okay how do you hold it because I know you don't hold it like a you hold your

chin up like just look up yeah and then like some of that yeah I thought this was open for a second okay you wet the braiser no what the fuck are you talking Yo, that's crazy, dude. Why, why do you have to wet the razor? Doesn't the hairs get stuck then? No, on what? But like, there needs to be some, what he's referencing is there needs to be some form of lubrication. Yeah. Because if not, it's just your, you're dry shaving with something that is going to irritate your skin.

Dude, I prep and look at my neck. I always have this, this irritation. Yeah, I get, I get some irritation under here too. Do I have it? No. Which is crazy. Maybe I stopped using this shit. You're as smooth as fucking.

butter? Sure. Okay. You can be smooth like butter. I'll smooth like butter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Smooth like Jagger. No.

Moves like Jagger. Do me a favor. Do me a favor. Joey. Moves like Jagger. Pull them up. Damn it. I just, I, I, that's it.

That's more impressive than anything you've ever told me you've ever done in your entire life. Yeah, that is crazy, man. What's something new every day? Can you do me a favor? When's the last time you shaved? Two days ago? You have a tattoo, right? on your leg?

I did. They didn't have to shave you. She pretended to shave me. It was a whole thing. Pretended? Yeah, like they have to shave the area. No, no, no. I guess that.

Yeah, she pretended. I was like, she was like, I don't have to shave, but I already have the razor out. I'm like, whatever. And she shaved it. And he said, just go, just go dry. I think they do dry shave you, though, for tattoos, which is weird. Mm-hmm. So it's like a single razor.

Yeah, because you don't, because I'm sure the fucking hair follicles and, you know, they're like longer. Skin pores are different on your legs and arms than. they are on your face, dude. Dude, that's crazy. That's really interesting. Wait, how often did you say you shave? Every two days.

Two days? What? Who are you? Is that too little? No? I shave like every two weeks. Well, I can't do that, so as soon as it starts coming out. You know what this, you know what this is?

From, like, I have to, like, let it grow in and shave, and it, like, comes back. That's what happened to me. But he's saying, if he's going for the clean shave, then, like, when he sees a little bit, it's, It's like, oh, I got your face. That's crazy. Don't shave your face. November's coming up. Don't shave.

I'm not even saying a month. Go like six months. Six months? No, I can't six months. Do you get on your face? Joey will give you $1,000. Joey, do you get on your face? I just get like the Italian mustache, you know?

Just like this? Yeah. You ever grow it out? You kind of got a Gomez-Adams thing going on here. I can't grow it out. That's as far as it goes, so that's why I get rid of it. Please don't shave your face for six months. I can't.

I start so annoying my neck. After MSG. What do you got going on? Shave your neck. All right, I'll try. I'll try. All right. Do it.

You're going to beard? I promise I will not. Well, yeah, I don't think you will either. I won't be able to do it. I just want to see what would happen. Do you get anything like here? No. Like nothing.

Nope. I get some under my lip. Oh, you get a patch? Oh, you got a patch like you're like $1,000. If you get a sole patch. It's like you play guitar. It's about four hairs. And smoke and smoke weed.

drug crack and crank and you're just like yeah man I'm far out maybe there are aliens maybe we're the aliens you say stuff like that yeah no but we were at the party the other day and I was looking around and every single person had facial hair except for me what fucking party were I honestly you were there I was there I was there I was there I think that if I like lost weight and got like a skinnier face that I would try doing a clean shave look and just the mustache yeah but I don't have the face for it yet I mean people magazines show the world what my face looks like cleanly shaved so I haven't I haven't had a clean shaven face since high school uh I like yeah it's not I'm not pumped about it I'm not pumped about my shaved face

I just I don't want to see it mine mine okay Because I don't want to see mine, either. No, no, no, I don't want to see mine. Like, I would probably shave it off and be like, well, that's it. I'm staying inside. I think you would. No, dude. You'd be fine.

Frank. You'd be fine. I guarantee you, you'd be like, good. You'd be like, that's not good. All right, let's make a bet. I'm not shaving my face for anything. What about, what about if you two shave and then you get me like a beard prosthetic and we flip? You want to wear our beards, dude?

Not your beards. Oh, okay. I thought you wanted to make. make a beard out of our beards. You trust us with giving you a beard hair. What are you going to jackass me? Try to try to think of him with a beard. Or like maybe like stubble or something. Dude, you'd look sick with a beard. I know. You should get a stash. I know. It's life. We all have our problems. Wait, are you letting that grow? Like that's how that's it. Like it doesn't get thicker? Yeah, it's pretty much it. It's so bad. It's awful. That's crazy. Yeah. That's wild.

I don't know. Just the stash. I don't think it would work well for you. you i think i don't think you you'd look too much like gary ridgway i mean get ahead who what do you just look it up gary ridgway please look it up look it up on the screen because i need to see this is it does it will he look like this i think so the american serial killer yes better known uh uh amongst the right the people is the green river killer uh yeah yeah well i've seen a video that guy Yeah, well, he's a pretty prominent American serial killer. Wait, did he kill someone in jail or something?

He killed a lot of people. No, in jail. Um, you know, I don't know what he did in jail. I know outside what he did. Why do you know serial killers' names? I took classes on this stuff. Oh, okay, so they, they, uh, that'd be a tough one. Yeah, that's it.

That's a good, that's good. I mean, the glasses and everything. You do have the glasses. Yeah. You have better hair than that loser. I appreciate that. I can call a serial killer a loser, right? if he's not if he's retired yeah i say i say also keep the glasses because without the glasses

you just look like david berkowitz i'm not doing it no i i know david berkowitz look that one up look it up yeah david i'm i'm excited to see another another syracore yeah another sarah is this the son of sam it is it is absolutely he's got a big ass head yeah it looks medically big honestly you don't not look like him i'll take that that you should definitely not take that that dude's got a thick neck man i thought i had a thick neck but my lord yeah i can see what's going on here yeah it looks like when like people lay out a mask flat that kind of looks like the rock a little bit you know what i mean yeah what a fucking he killed though we don't like him yeah no no well was his dog i feel like if you no you're

right though if you actually shave joe you just end up looking like andre chickatilo yeah Andre Chiquatilo. Let's see. Oh, another killer. Yeah. I mean, I figured they're all going to be... Uh-huh. What?

This is what you'd look at if you shave. This is a tough one, Joe. How do you remember everyone's name? That guy's toothless. Yeah. What did he do? Who's this guy? Another serial killer.

He killed multiple. He was a big one. Serial-y. Yeah. That is not a good thing. Is he... Yeah, I wouldn't look like that. No, I don't think.

Well... It looks like Creed from the office. He does look like Creed Bratton. Yeah, you do. I think you're going for more of like an Albert Fish thing. I'm not doing this forever. Yeah, we can't. We can't do it.

We can't do this. He's begging. He's begging. I can't do this, dude. Well, this one's the furthest away, probably. Come on. How can you, this picture's from like 1808? How do you remember this person?

He's got the Keith's stash, though. He does, dude. Honestly, that's a fucking fire look. Like, I would dress up like that. Yeah, that dude looks like he's killed. Yeah. You can just tell. I feel like photos like old photos, you're like, I can tell these people that have killed people before.

You know what I mean? He looks like the old guy from home alone. Huh? He looked like the old guy from home alone. Oh, the one that fucking hitch people with shovels and shit? Yeah. Yeah. What are you doing?

Oh, okay. Well, he's pulling a prank, clearly. I can see that he's... Am I being texted? Doing something. Nothing. Yeah. And now your phone's picked up, so clearly he's texting you.

I don't know. I thought I did. Well, my phone just... Oh, it's up. There it is. Is it you? Yeah, it might be. I don't know.

All right. No, I don't think. It's not me. No, you didn't text me. I told you. Oh. The world may never know. See, reverse prank.

Here we are, folks. I know I'm very confused. Yeah. I mean, I think if you can, just grow it out. Six months. That's all you need. Joey said it'll give you a thousand bucks. I mean, what's the, that's something very...

Frank did say that I would give you a thousand bucks. And he said he'd do it, do it, right? Joey? That was never on record. We'll see. I'll try. Yeah? For a thousand bucks, I mean, might as well, right?

Would you go clean-shaven for six months for like four grand? Yes. Really? Yeah. I wouldn't. Give me the money and I'll do it. You would do it. I'll throw in 500 of that.

Cash. What do you think I'm going to say? send you a fucking invoice i mean i don't know just i'm just like cash snap answer if you look if you look at me and said right now yeah after msg six months clean-shaven for four grand i'd do it no i don't want to please no so close no one's got him it's good try it was a valiant attempt you guys are always trying to do that get money yeah dude that's the american way i don't get money i bunched into there what why am i into the air what did I do I mean you try to get money all the time get that money

who doesn't like a good good good good good good good money gotten someone someone pick up someone pick up and take it's been an interesting episode so far honestly what was the question that you were asking of you oh I have a question for you is this ain't quite gin yeah and catan and catan and I realize what that sounds like that song with that person made yeah it sounds like you you never watch Arrested Development do you watch Arrested Development a few episodes is that the blue guy that is the blue guy but there was an episode where they had William Hung come in and do William Hung that's a name I

haven't heard in a while he had him do a song for like a like a judge show with judge Reinhold and it was Reinhold judge Reinhold yeah he's an actor his name is judge Reinhold and it was called like it was like one of the those like celebrity court shows where like judge judy's just like i am going to tell you what is right and wrong um but that's what it sounds like i can't do the impression because i'm sure it'll get us in trouble right but that's what it sounds like in question in question you want that question you want to question then they are from him yeah uh he said if you can delete what was it uh if you can erase one emotion from existence what would it be any emotion existence like just

for me or the world? The world. It's gone. Ooh, that's a great question. Is there one, is it easier if, like, which one would you erase from yourself right now? And then we'll go to the other one. You seem like you had something. Well, because I think, like, there are different answers if it's just, like, individually

or if it's something that could benefit the entire world. Yeah. Well, do you think that if that would be the same answer? Uh, no. No, I don't. I don't. I don't. I think that, like, per.

Personally, so what do we got here? My first one for me as an individual is I was going to say anger. You don't want to be angry? Yeah, I mean, I don't think because in my head, anger leads to stress, which leads to sexy, which logically. No, no, no. I just think like personally, when I get angry, I tend to also get stressed and it bogs me down and I don't like it. Right. But for the world. What are the pros of being angry, though? I honestly, I'm sure there are some.

I can't think of any. Like, if you have to be like, you have to protect yourself, maybe being angry helps a little bit. Sure, but that's more fear. Yeah. I would say that's more a fight or flight. It's literally in the name. You're fighting or you're flighting.

Well, anger is kind of a trigger to make you realize something kind of maybe bad's going on, you know? I mean, I think anger is, in my head, It's a, it's a, like, a hostile or volatile response to some stimuli. Can you talk like a person? When you ask a serious question, you get serious, frank answer. I'm the sexiest man alive on the podcast. Don't you ever fucking judge me.

I think anger also, like, if something I did to you would make you angry, right? So that would be how you get me to stop, is if you were angry with me and that would stop me. there is no anger, then what takes place? But I think that there is a way, but I think there's a way to convey the, like how you're feeling, how I'm feeling without getting angry. Yeah.

You know, because, I mean, anger leads to. What if I'm bothering you? Again, I think there's a way to convey that. I don't,

I really don't think I get angry very often, but the times I do get angry, I don't like it. Yeah. So that's my fucking personal answer. For the world, envy. Envy.

Envy's a good answer. Envy is a very good answer. Envy for the world because how much of like I want what that person has, I'm going to plunder and, you know, fucking colonize. Whoa. I do feel like envy and jealousy is different, right? And jealousy can motivate you, but envy is like you want what, like, you want to take it, right? Envy feels more targeted, I guess.

Yeah, I agree. Envy feels like it has like more of, more. malice with it like jealousy could just be like oh but like envy's like i want it i'm going for it yeah jealousy feels more general we're like um i'm jealous of people who get to go on that trip or something envy is like i envy you like a person yeah it's like it seems more sinister it's yeah i i definitely think that there is a more negative connotation with envy anxiety's up there I mean

I think you need anxiety I was gonna say I watched inside out too recently you need anxiety my friend you definitely need fear as well definitely fear you need yeah absolutely uh definitely need

contentment I mean that's so stupid because like if I get rid of contentment do I still have happiness does one not lead to the other you could be happy and not content I guess yeah you could keep wanting more

but be happy that you're like gaining progress, right? Yeah. But intent means like you're good way you are, right? Also, if you're just an unhappy person, then you don't have happiness in your life. I mean that you're happy. Can you, I guess frogs and toads,

I guess you can have contentment without happiness, but can you have happiness without contentment? Yeah. Yeah, I guess you can. What about shame? No, no. No, shame is so needed. If anything, we need a little more of that.

Okay. More of that. Amusement? I mean, what do we do for work? I mean, we can't get rid of that. Yeah. Disgust? Do we need disgust?

Disgust is a tough one. I think you need it. But, like, disgust feels so major. I mean, it's one of the emotions and inside out. If it's one of the emotions and inside out, you need it. Well, what about, like, I don't know, you go to the bathroom and you smell poop? How often does that happen to you that that's an essential part of your life? That's not what I'm saying.

I'm saying. You want to, like, Or you see, like, a rotten piece of food on the ground. You're like, oh, it's disgusting. You don't want to, like, lose that and then go play with it or something. I mean, I don't think that you lose like you're, like... It's not disgusting anymore. Yeah, but I'm not picking anything up off the ground.

I'm like, oh, look at this. Yeah, just because it's disgusting doesn't mean I'm going to avoid it. Like, you still have all the other stuff. You know what? I fucked that up. But what? I think that's backwards. Surprise?

Do we need it? We lose surprise birthday parties? I'm good. I couldn't care less about losing that. Christmas. What about your children? Oh, yeah. You know everything? I mean, all right, we're talking for the world here then. Yeah, no. Yeah, yeah. Now we need surprise.

I think surprise also. Envy's probably the answer. What about contempt? What is that? Contempt. Contempt? I just know it from liar, liar. Do you know what contempt is? Contempt of court? Well, yeah, that's what I think of, too. Well, contempt is almost like a feeling of like, you feel, no, you feel poorly about somebody. Like, I don't like that person.

I feel content. Yeah, it's like negative. It says contempt refers to the feeling that something or something, someone is unworthy or unimportant. Unworthy. That's tough. That's a tough one. I mean, I guess that actually is not a bad answer either because like if there was a feeling like, I'm

thinking of this in the world, like I'm thinking of like positions of power. And like how many times has it been like, well that person doesn't, they're not worthy of what they have so I'm going to take it for myself. But I guess that's a combination of contempt and envy and jealousy and

yeah. Ooh, rage because rage I guess is just rage is like out of control that feels like serial killer like you're raging if you get rid of anger you probably got rid of rage right I mean

I'm on envy that was a good answer envy is a great answer and I'm not only am I the sexiest podcast around the world I'm also kind of one of the smartest for that answer I might go envy as well was envy inside out

envy no was envy how many yes yes envy was in the second one so maybe it is important she's it's voiced by uh oh fuck what's her name don't tell me don't tell me everyone shut up she was in bottoms she was in couple episodes

of Abbott Elementary is the one she's also from the bear I believe yes that's yeah I should probably know that although I've never seen that oh really show past season episode one Fuck, what's her name? Oh, man. Give me a hint. A.

Oh, I know. Give me another hint. Why? I owe a debris. That's what you were talking about? She plays envy in the second Inside Out. Oh, wow. You should watch those movies.

I know you've never seen them. They're really, really good. I've seen, I'm very sensitive. So I will see that and cry probably very hardly. Can you imagine Joe watching that movie, the first one, and seeing Bing Bong. Yeah, dude. Take her to the moon for me. Fucked my balls when I saw that.

Which emotion here do you think that, like... Which emotion do you think is, like, normal but can be too, like, scary? Anxiety. That's an easy answer. Normal? Like, when it's, like, too much in abundance, like, which one is the worst? Even though, like, out of the normal ones. Anxiety.

I just said my answer. What about love? Too much love? Well, when it's too much... What's too much love? No, but see, when it gets scary or something? And it becomes something else, then it's not love. Then it's envy or, like, stalkery kind of.

What is that? Like, what is, like, when people are stalkers, what is that? What emotion that is? Like, what's going on? I mean, because it's not love. You know what I mean? Like, what do you, what is this? That's a great question.

I don't know. I mean, uh, obsession. Yeah. Obsession. Yeah. But like, what is that? Like, what are they hoping to gain, like, friendship or something? I mean, I, I think the fact that you're,

unable to figure it out proves that you're not a stalker and a freak yeah I see obsession uh jealousy is that the fucking rain yeah that sounds like there's someone dumping buckets on the building dude no yeah that's totally the rain that's totally hell it is raining that's totally the rain totally the rain totally the rain say that Spanish word again. Per. Parara. Paella.

Paella. Paella. Oh, I love a paella. Could go for one right now. That would crush. Never has paella? No fucking way. Yeah, I have.

Damn it. Of course he had. I gotta say, you're not like a, like, typical... This is gonna be offensive. It will. It's okay. Like, you like different, you try different types of foods and stuff like that. Yeah.

I got a good palate. Yeah, I explore. Is there anything you're like, no? No. beer. I know you don't like pickles, but any foods that you're just like, I don't even think I'm going to try that. Um, like not even going to try it. I don't know. I'll try most things. Maybe not like certain fish. Like if it looks like a fish, I don't like it. Really? Brandsino. Brands, the brands, baby. Oh, the brands. You're going to tell me you're not

getting a roasted brands with like cherry tomatoes. Dude. No. Get it. It just looks like a full. It looks. It's a fish. It's really a full fish. But the inside, whether it looks like it or not, it's, you're eating. Yeah. The inside. If they bring it out with the heads. too. It's like, oh, come on. I don't need the eyes. But... Sure. You know. It is what it is. But, yeah, other than that, I'll try. Anything. Anything?

Most things once. Most things? Sure. Great. We can get them. It leaves the door open for you. Well, there you have it, folks. What? I don't know. That is our show for today. We appreciate you guys watching all the way through. We appreciate it. Thank you for all the support on Patreon.

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