The Basement Yard - #551 - Mr. Gabagool Is Here

Episode Date: April 20, 2026

I can't believe we are in his presence! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Local news is in decline across Canada, and this is bad news for all of us. With less local news, noise, rumors, and misinformation fill the void, and it gets harder to separate truth from fiction. That's why CBC News is putting more journalists in more places across Canada, reporting on the ground from where you live, telling the stories that matter to all of us, because local news is big news. Choose news, not noise.

CBC News. Welcome back to the basement yard. Good morning. Why are you rubbing your eyes like a baby? Maybe don't rub their fucking eyes like that. I don't know why. Who came up with that? Cartoons.

Why? I don't know. Why did cartoons have such stupid ways of like waking up? I do that. Maybe not both hands. You do? You wake up like a cartoon character? Not like both hands at once.

Like you're like, ugh. I mean, I do. I definitely do this. You also throw the shades open and like. Well, I got to pull. I got to pull them open. Oh, you have one of those. Yeah.

No, no, no, no, just take your, take your fucking time. Make, make, make, make, make more noise. Don't worry about it. You can hear that? Can I hear it? It's loud. Oh, here is clickling, ducondinkling. All right.

That's my impression of that bag. I just got off a flight. I came back from Toronto, and I had a very interesting experience. I would say probably the worst possible thing that could happen on a plane happened. No, there's some really bad ones And now you got me a little freaked out Well, the plane was on the ground at this time So here's what happened

All right First of all, I'm gonna flex real quick Yeah Can I just start guessing? You're never gonna guess it I guarantee now See now I have to Are you crying?

Are you crying? Yeah, you said like the worst thing It could happen to me And I got a little freaked out And I got a little I'm not crying I can see like you well My eyes got a little watery

Did you yawn? I was just like I was those doing this. Oh, maybe that was it. So maybe that's what that is. And also I... Yeah, I'll give you a guess. What happened to me on the plane? Um, I don't know.

I figured you would have something lined up, Frank. You, um, you hold on. All right. Now if you're, you're testing me. You, um, you piss into a water bottle in your seat and then, uh, when you were up in the air, you opened it and it burst because of the pressure. And then you had pee all over you. And the, uh,

Like someone came over and said like, hey, can you hold my like three more? All right. And what's your guess? Clearly that didn't happen. I don't know. Yeah, it's fine. No, but I was going to Toronto and. And I got upgraded, right?

Very nice. Upgraded to first class? Very nice. You didn't pay for first class? No. Oh, humble of you? and I got upgraded to first class and I got upgraded to 1A

Oh, that's a tough seat I've been in 1A before Yeah, and it was a small plane So it's like it's just you Oh like it's one C Solo? Yeah, like you're by yourself And then it's a row of two

It's a small plane And I'm on I have my headphones on And then this girl gets on Right And she looks at me And she goes like this Like she is trying to talk to me

So I take my headphones off And I go, what's up? And she goes are you Mr. Gaba Gould? Swear to God she said that to me. She said, are you Mr. Gaba Gould? I said, what? Hold on.

Bro, hold on. Yo, hold on. Loud. Loud, she said this. Mad people around. Are you Mr. Gaba Gould? I was like, what, what, I have so many questions. Yeah.

Because, you know, at this point, like we get recognized and noticed in public and something like that. Sure. I can't even for a single second think. of anything that would tie you to being Mr. Gaba Gould. Exactly. So that's why I was like, what? Because at first I was expecting, she's going to be like, oh, I, you know, like, and I'm, you know, usually that interaction goes the same way for the most part.

Was she referencing, you ever see that guy who's, I'll stop you there? We'll get to that. Okay. What she's referencing, because it's even better. Okay. So she goes, are you Mr. Gaba Gould? I'm like, uh, and she goes, you have a podcast, right? And you're Italian?

And I'm like, yeah, but it's not like I'm Italian outward. You know, I'm not outwardly Italian. You're not front facing Italian. I'm blood Italian. I'm not like out Italian. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, you're a closeted Italian. Right.

Well, yeah, I guess. But so she's like, and you have a podcast, right? And you're, whatever. And I was like, yeah, but she goes, Mr. Gaba Gould. So she's assigning you like. You're exactly, you fit the criteria for who I'm looking for, so you must be Mr. Gaba Gould. I am sitting in 1A, Mr. Gaba Gould, at this point. And now everyone's looking at me, and like, this is what I don't like about that interaction.

I know what you're going to say. Everyone looks at you and is like, who the fuck is this guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But now everyone's looking at me, not only doing that, but they're going, who the fuck is Mr. Gaba Goule? I got to say, as a prolific, legendary eater of cured meat, I would love to be called Mr. Gaba Gould. Well, you can be Mr. Gaba Gull. I can't be Mr. Gaba Gull. You're Mr. Gaba Gull.

That would be theft of the Gaba Goull. I don't even know if I'm Mr. Gaba Gould at this point. You were assigned Mr. Gaba Gould by this woman on this plane. Bro. You are now Mr. Gaba Gould. Then, today, coming home, I sit down in my seat. This dude sits next to me. And he goes, you were on my flight here too, also.

I was like, oh, was I? He goes, yeah, my fiancee was. the girl who called you Mr. Gaba Gould. And I was like, that was your fiance? I was like, yeah, I was like, I'll be honest with you. I don't know why she called me that. And he goes, tells me that they were in the airport. And she saw me walk by and she's like, I know that guy for some reason.

And she's like, I think he has a podcast that comes up on our TikTok and he's like Italian. And then he was like joking with her. And he was like, oh, if he's Italian, go up to him and say like, hey, Mr. Gaba Goule. So she took that as I am Mr. Gapagaloole I mean now Look at what she has done And she's like

That's Mr. Gapagal You are now Contrary because there are many Like Italian growing up Italian Podcasts and stuff like that Yeah I mean we got big Italy over here This is the Mr. Mr. Boot

You are now Over all of them Mr. Gaba Gould Mr. fucking Gaba Gaw Big Joe Gaba Goule Yeah, and that's what you are. He was like, I said that as a joke for like me and her. But she just ran with it and said it.

She ran with the Gabagool. Yeah. And I mean, we talked the whole flight. He was really nice guy. I mean, well, because he was talking to Mr. Gabagool. He was pretty impressed. I'll be honest with you. Like, we talked the entire flight, me and this guy.

It was like a rom-com. He has my phone number now. Wait, what? You fell in love. Wait, first of all, first of all, it was a friendly Roncom. What I'm saying is like, you run into people. Hold on. Yeah.

Because now I'm going to get fucking pissed. Oh, here we go. Yeah. So now you're just making other friends. He's running this bit again. This is what we're doing now. Now he's just making other friends. You got enough right here, bitch.

Count that. I'll take a bitch for that one. I was like, what is he talking about? You don't need to go out and start friend cheating on us here, okay? Definitely not French eating on me. Well, don't, I'm hearing French eating. Friend cheating. Got it.

That sounded. more like French eating. Yeah. You don't got to go out and eat French. No, I mean, you were close enough. You were going to be French than this dude. No, I'm not going to be French. You're French eating on me.

No. I have a question. Yeah. Have you ever sat next to Frankie on a plane and talked to him the entire time? Yes. Yeah. I just, I was hoping for him now. Yeah.

On our flight to Puerto Rico. Oh, God. Oh, well, it was less talking, more drinking on that one. We, and a lot of creed out of you. Oh, boy. My arms were. line open. Frank was drinking mimosas, and then he would just go like this.

With his fucking I, I, I, dude, did you have an iPad? Todd, Todd, Todd. Oh, well. No, I have an iPhone. Okay, okay. But it was like, it was the Apple. Did anyone hear that voice? Apple.

It was a Apple. You know, like, uh, like iTunes. He's got iTunes. Well, that's, you know. So he had a, you were about to go, what's wrong with that? Dude, a lot. You have iTunes. Yeah, so.

I have bought music over the last calendar year. You can't do that on like... And I do, but they also take it from me. Who is, who are they? Big music. They take what? I've bought songs on iTunes.

Yeah. And then I go to play them and they're like, not available anymore. This is why I'm a big physical media guy. I to this day refuse to do digital purchases of movies or games or anything like that. But you, but they just appear somewhere else. No, they do not.

Like, like Spotify. Like, they probably took that off of that. Wherever, wherever they put it, but like, I bought a song. I'll show you exactly what it is. You bought a song? What's on? You bought a song? You bought a song.

You bought a song. Yeah. For like a dollar 29. You bought a song. Yeah. What song? Um, well, see, now I feel like I'm being costed. Yeah, I am being accosted.

Hey, hey, you are. You bought a song? Um, so, uh, from the Jim Crocee, uh, I got a name album. I bought I'll have to love you in a song, I'll have to say I love you in a song. Look, and it's grayed out. Item is not currently available in your country or region. What the fuck, dude? Where did you buy it?

In Canada? iTunes! No, iTunes! You bought, you bought a song. Why did you buy that song? Uh, because it reminds me of my daughter Maeve. To be clear That's a great reason

Also another one Always remember us this way The Lady Gaga from the newest stars born Not available in your country or region What the fuck Lady Gaga You can just stream them I understand that But like sometimes

I don't have access to the internet Whether I'm in this You can download them I didn't know that Until right now You bought two songs you can't even listen to How much money There's others too, dude.

I'm willing... Dude, are people buying songs on iTunes? Well, actually, it's funny that you say that because I saw an interview, like, one of those, like... I know you're going to love this. Like, a business interview recently. And it was like the guy that, like, worked for iTunes or Apple or something.

And he's like, they gave the reasoning behind why it's more expensive to buy a song than it is an album. I don't remember what it was, but I thought... When I saw it, I remember it being pretty interesting. Well, a song is like a dollar... Well, now it's probably higher.

I remember when it was like $1.29. I remember, I mean, I'm sure some songs you could buy. When did you buy that song? Like a couple months ago? I don't know why that's so funny. It's such an orth- Like, you never hear that anymore. You're a diamond in the rough. I think I am, so like if I'm just looking right here at a random album.

Yeah. You could buy. Why don't you have streaming? I do now, I do, but yes, it's $1.29. Or you could buy the whole album for $9, $10. Yeah. Sometimes you don't want the whole album. Well, think about this.

Sometimes you don't want to listen to the whole fucking album. So you could just stream it, and then you don't have to buy it. I know. I understand that, and now I get that. But let's not move past the whole start of this conversation, Mr. Gabagool. Because then you go and you're French eating on me. Now it literally is French eating now. I am saying friend cheating.

That's better, yeah. How am I not saying that correctly? When you say it, friend cheating. Isn't it sound like it when I say it? You need to understand something. Yeah. I'm going to cost you now. Okay.

Get ready for the costing. I forgot what I was going to say. I know. No, I got it back. This dynamic, this friendship, you're going to go and give that to somebody else. You're gonna go have a little fucking quickie in an airport bathroom with this fucking guy. A quickie little friendie.

A little quick, a friend quickie. That's what he was having. Are you saying you do that? No. What are you saying, really? I mean like, you know how people say like, uh, like, just making it up. This is gonna be a good expression that three people say?

Well, no, like remember when, um, who was that actor that got caught fucking dudes in the bathroom? Excuse me You know what I'm talking about? That could be It could be anybody From Wham John Wham Yeah from Wham

I think he was in Wham It was a guy Last Christmas George Michael George Michael Yes thank you Oh He was like going underneath

Like closeted Like He was fucking dudes in bathrooms Yeah you don't It was like Dude And like And like the early 2000s

He got caught Right got caught. Dude. I'm serious. He got caught and like arrested for it. For fuck.

Oh yeah, I don't think you can fuck a dude in a bathroom. In like a public bathroom. Yeah, like at like a park. That was a thing that was like... A park!

Brother, that was like a very well-known like, I don't want to say, Frankie, Wham. Wham? Wham was massive in the 80s.

Frank. People know George Michael, dude. Yeah, I was four. RIP, by the way. I was two years old. I'm not,

but I think. I think in the bathroom with the guys was in like the early 2000s. Frank, I was dealing with 9-11. You were dealing with that. You were slowly transitioning into being Mr. Gaba Gould. Yeah, that was the beginning of my

transition to the Gaba Gould. You were Gaba going. Yeah. To eventually get to the Gaba Gable. Which was Mr. Gaba Gould. Yeah, absolutely. Here I am. Same point.

Are you comparing your friendship to George Michael? No, the joke was that he was like because I'm making the joke of like he's friend cheating. You know, so like the quickie is. Like the like comparing it to like going and like actual cheating. Why do I need to break the joke down? I think that our fans got it.

I'm trying to understand. So he's George Michael. Yeah. Got it. Why do I got to be? Whatever. I mean, you kind of look like George Michael for being honest. And that's not a disrespect at all.

Frank. Well, not now. Pull the picture of George Michael please. He's dead. He's dead. No, they're going to show an old picture. They're not going to show them in the ground. We can look them off. Pull up George Michael.

George. Frank. Like an older, look at that all the way to the right. All the way to the right. This one? That is, that does look like you. What? You don't see it?

Like the beard and, and facial hair situation? No. It's like Hugh Jackman. Who looks like Hugh Jackman? A little bit. What are, are you having, is anyone having eye? I mean, there's obvious differences. If you put you and George Michael in a room.

Look at this picture on the left. This one? Bottom. This one? Yep. Yeah, there's obvious. Joey, there's obvious differences, but if you were to put your hair... It's a great shirt, though. That's like a U-shirt. You know how I love shirts.

If you were to put your hair on George Michael's body right there, there is a, like, you would be able to squint and go, okay. There are pictures of Joe Sanagato where you can you, I can see you doing that lighting in face. You're trying to make it work. I don't think it's working. Yeah, you know. I mean, I don't need to make it work. But anyway, I'm Mr. Gabaguel. And you became friends with the dude.

Yeah. Seems like a nice guy. Okay. What's his name? Jake. Have him on the show. Have him here. Or you want to have other friends?

Be friends right in front of me. Here. Be friends right in front of me. What were you sliding across? That was like the whole like, you want to smoke cigarettes here? Smoke the whole pack. Right in front of me right now. You never heard that?

What is that? You never? The joke. You never? Why do we need to explain my jokes today? I don't even know if they are jokes. Obviously, I'm. not upset that you made a friend with someone on a plane.

He has nothing on me. I make friends all the time. Frankie. Who's the last friend you made? Jets. Met a guy in the sauna. I guess I'm not doing it. I still have any favorites to the whole George Michael at all.

What's he? What's his name? Blake. No, I don't, I don't remember. But he said he knew my uncle. Huh? Yeah. A guy in a song.

It was like, I know your uncle? Well, we were talking, and it got on to the, like, the union. Oh. And then I said, oh, my uncle and a bunch of my family, he's like, who's your uncle? And he said his name, and he's like, I know him. So you made a friend with a guy who knows your uncle in the sauna. Yeah, I guess so. I sang it out loud, and now I realize it's ridiculous.

You regret it? Yeah. I also, one time went to dinner and made friends with a guy that gave me some of his wine. What? That doesn't sound good. Wait, you drank from his cup? No, I had my own cup, but he gave me from his bottle, though.

I was texting you and Greg when this happened. Oh, wait. That was, like, I remember this. Yeah. I thought he sent you a bottle of wine. No. He had one, and he was like, you can have some. Well, because he saw, because we were celebrating,

because we had, that, you know what happened. So we got a nice bottle of wine. Was it like Radio City? Yeah, it was when we sold out. you're withholding that information. We sold the first round of tickets. Beckis was like, surprise,

I got a sitter. We're going out to dinner. She got me a bottle of wine. Very nice. And then there was a guy across saw the bottle of wine that we got. And he was like, I got a nice bottle of wine.

Boy, did he. He bottled. I got, I got bottled by this guy on the Long Branch, New Jersey boardwalk. Let me tell you. He was like,

you celebrating? How about you celebrate with a real bottle of wine? His bottle was like, we looked at it. up. It was like $1,500. Holy shit. Yeah.

He was by himself? Yep. Dude, that guy's got a problem. Honestly, I kind of like, I look forward to doing that in my older age. How old was he? Late 50s, early 60s, I would say. And he's taking himself out to dinner and buying a $1,500 bottle of wine. Yeah.

And giving it away. This guy doesn't give a fuck. Doesn't give a fuck. Living life. The place have a view? Was it a view place? It was the, it was the beach. Like we sat on the boardwalk and that's the beach right there.

I know you don't like the ocean. Don't. But do you like looking at it? Yes. Okay. But like I like looking at it from not sand. From wood. From, yeah, like a boardwalk.

You like it on the wood. Yeah, man. Oh yeah. I like seeing it do its ocean thing, but then I get freaked out by what I, what is under there probably. Right. Because like, yo, look at the ocean and then underneath it is a whole other world, dude. yeah i mean yeah that doesn't freak you the fuck out um i choose not to think about it you want to hear something that this would have pissed you off when i was in miami me and i'm gonna go over walking

to the beach and like the hotel like has someone like escort you to chairs and they like put the things down and they like set it up and like put a umbrella uh and he's walking us over there and he's like you ever see those dude this is like the second thing he's like where you guys from New York. Oh, cool. You guys ever see those videos where they fly a drone over like Miami Beach? And I'm like, what do you mean? And he's like, where it shows? Like, you know, you're out in the water or whatever. And then a drone goes over and it shows and you can see like sharks. No, no, dude. And I'm like, why are you saying this to me? I just got here. Dude, the, like, I think the fear of the ocean for me came from Miami. Because like, we were down

there and my brother and I swam out. And then we were like, standing and the water was at our ankles. And we were like 50 to 60, if not further out. Like, and we were like, whoa, this is so cool. And we see people like waving to us. And we're like waving back when we get in. And there's like, don't ever fucking do that ever again. We're like, why?

And apparently it's a thing. They're called like sand bars. Yeah. And that's where like sharks hang out. Because idiots like me go and stand on there thinking like, whoa, this is cool. And then you get your fucking shit eight. I feel like Get your shit ain't is so funny

I'm on a sandbar My legs are over my head I'm getting my shit ain't Fucking shock in my ass You're out there with George Michael or Jake Or whatever his fucking name is Yeah I forgot what I was gonna say

Oh when we were in Key West This is a very gay episode It's just a gay episode we've done But we were in Key West And then we went to the beach that day And they had that like It looked like a giant rock out in the middle Yeah, dude

And I swam out to it And there was a bunch of There was an eel And I saw an eel And there was an orange fish And I'm like And I saw a dude with goggles And I was like

I need to ask this guy for his goggles Oh yeah you did Didn't you? I didn't get them But you like swam there Oh yeah Yeah It wasn't like you could walk out

On to the rocks It was like No no you got a swim there It was like shoreline rocks And Joey Yeah I got I got onto the rock And then on the other side of the rock, it was like deep because it was a different color.

Like it was like, I remember the sign there saying like, don't go swimming. There's Portuguese man of wars. So you're, you're in the gayest place in America, Key West. Yeah. Swimming with Portuguese men. You know. And there's a war happening. There's a war happening.

And you're about to get your shit ate. I didn't see any jellyfish. But I like looking at fish. Apparently, Portuguese man-in-war jellyfish will, like, get on your back and, like, fucking ruin your day, dude. I, when I was a kid, we used to, there was this one summer where we went to, I think, Long Beach Island, and my cousin went in the water and just got, like, killed by fucking jellyfish and had a bunch of spots. And I can't remember, but I, like, because I was so young. But I remember him coming out of the ward and having, like, red spots on his body. And I'm like, I wonder if anyone pissed on them.

I think they've since debunked that. Yeah, but this is way before the debunking. Before they debunk pissing. Yeah, he must have gotten pissed on. Like, he must have. Do you, like, what do you do? Like, do you like, as like a hero, like, be like, listen, if you need any help, I'll be the one.

If I was on a beach and someone came out of the water and I'm like, we need someone to rip a piss. I'd be like, I got it. What? Yeah, I could do it. I would pee on a person to save them. So save them pain? Oh no.

If it was real. Jellyfish stung my face. Oh no. He's into some sick shit. Yo, I know he is. He's a sick freak. I know he is. You saw his eyes light up before when I said, get your shit eight?

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. He wants to get his shit eight on a sandbar. Yeah. And like he got stung on the fucking tongue by a Portuguese man of war. Oh my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. He stung my teeth. That's what he wants. You get pissed on, right? regularly you ever get peed on no I'm not about

I mean like kids like yeah we're not having like holding my like yeah dude I've been pissed on there's been some piss on me but like I think I think I've I think he's pissed on me definitely thrown up on me

you don't have a kid nephew holding they puke gotcha they do I mean spit up is not puke it's just like a little I mean comes out of the mouth and it's gross

so to kind of add a cap on top of this conversation what do you plan to do with now being Mr. Gabagool? That's a great question. That is a, I got to be honest with you. It's a big title. Huge honor to be in the weight here. Because like, you think about like, if we're looking at like typical, you know, like the stereotypical version of Italian Americans, it's just like, oh, Mr. Gabagoole, he wants you go.

It's a big, be, be. Like, you are now the poster child for Italian Americans in New York City on podcast. I don't think that. I thought is that she thought I was one of the guys that does like the growing up Italian podcast and I was like, here's the thing. I've seen them. You look like zero of them. I was like what's going on? Like not only do you not look like them, you don't sound like them and you couldn't look less like they each of those people on those shows have a very like like striking distinct appearance. Yeah. You couldn't even resemble them.

It was just funny, dude. I was immediately texted the call. You don't believe what just happened. The worst part was the volume. Mr. Gaba Gould. Yeah. My issue with people doing it is you're right. People then go, like I had one guy come up to me at a pizzeria

where like the people at the pizzeria were just like, oh my God, we know you, we love you, bye, bye, bye, bye, thanks for coming in. And then one guy goes, why the fuck do these people, who are you? Like that? Yeah. It was like one of those like classic It was in Jersey But it was like that classic like New York New Jersey

Like nothing impresses us So like we're gonna act like I don't give a fuck Yeah You know and he was just like Who the fuck are you And then like what am I supposed to say in that situation You don't know me Exactly exactly

I do a podcast Do you know what that is? Probably not Exactly Like it happened the other day You would think this is funny I was getting bent over and railed doing my taxes the other day and the fucking on a sandbar the tax guy like several times in

conversation just kept going like forgive me but i got to ask he kept that he was just like but like people actually like listen and i was like oh i thought he knew who you were no no no no but he kept being like seriously where's where's the money coming from no no no no no he was just being like it was just like wait so what do you talk about? I hate when people ask me that. And it's like, oh, you know, it's like, I always say it's like your oldest friends, like you just kind of chop it up and talk and like, that's what the show is.

And he's like, all right, forgive me. But like, what the fuck are you talking about? And then he's like, so what did you guys? Like, what did you just do the podcast? I was like, oh, well, we did live shows. And he's like, forgive me for asking. People come to that? Like, yeah, he's a nice guy.

I have no issues with him. But like, he kept doing that. And then I was like, yeah, yeah. He's like. And then are you still doing them? I was like, no, well, we stopped and we ended. We, you know, we sold out a show in Madison Square Garden. He must have been like, shut the fuck.

But he was like, forgive me for asking. Father, forgive me, but what the fuck does you just say? That mentality of just like, who are you? Yeah, yeah. Like now it's on me to tell you. That's so funny. I feel like people. Yeah, you get those.

And also, when someone asks me, they're like, oh, so what do you guys like talk about on your podcast? I'm like, I don't even know how to answer that. Even if I wanted to answer it, I have no idea how. I got asked a question, and I think you might have gotten asked the exact same question because I did an interview with BuzzFeed. You did an interview the same reporter from BuzzFeed. I don't know if she asked you this.

She asked me, if you can use three words to describe the show, what would they be? I don't remember. I think Relatable was one that I had put in there. That's a good one. I can't even. What answer did you give? I mean, I'd have to look it up. Relatable, I think, was one of them.

Chaotic, maybe. Chaotic was one of them. Chaotic? So much chaos right now. Indra funny in there? I mean, what am I going to be like? Funny, hysterical, the best. It's fucking unbelievable.

Forgive me for asking. People really listen to you? Well, that's what it. I mean, it wasn't like, he didn't frame it like, To you, you know, Hispanic men? You know? Seriously, where's this money coming? For real.

No, it was just, it was just like, it's such a, like, person of the previous, our parents' generation talking to us and just not getting it. Oh, they were older? Yeah, they were probably our parents' generation, you know? But, like, that mentality of just, like, radio used to be, like, groundbreaking. So you guys are, like, Howard Stern? I've heard people describe it that way, too. Have they?

Yeah, I've heard one person said, like, well, I like you guys because I used to love listening to Stern. And I was like, we are completely not that. Draw the line in the same. Especially back then. Oh, my God. Yes. I have, Frankie said, chaotic. He said, fun.

And he said relatable. Oh, so he nailed it. I like to think it's pretty fun. That's what he said. I like to think it's pretty fun. Yeah. Oh, so humble. You didn't read the interview, did you, bitch?

I read some of it. It was long. It was really. I was just scrolling to see if I was in there. You are in there. I am in there. Yeah, you are in there. So it was the most surprising.

What do you say? I think it was just my picture. I don't know if he said it. Oh, no, I said something about you. Oh, did you're reading it like it's a comic book. You're like, let me get to the picture. Let me see. Of course I said something about you.

Oh, maybe I'll give it a read. Oh, now because your name is in it. What a gutless fucking. Gaba ghoul. Yeah. You're not Mr. Gabbugul, by them. Frank, you sound pretty angry. Um, you know, it's because I got my apples in a bunch.

Yeah, Frank, you sound pretty angry. I'm angry and but I'm sour. I need to be a little sweet. Yeah, you don't get angry. Get angry orchard, okay? Sponsor of the podcast, as you can see right here. But Angry Orchard, they make that cider, that hard cider, okay? It tastes like crisp apples.

Anytime it hits your lips, it's like you just ate an apple. And you probably, the reason why you feel like that is because there's two apples in every bottle. All right? So it's real apples. here. 5% alcohol. Gluten free. So for those of you out there that are celiac or whatever, it's gluten free. There's no gluten in there. You know, my brother drinks those because he can't. But hard ciders, boom, right here, angry orchard. It's amazing. It is the number one hard cider in the country. All right. So definitely go check it out. I've had these before. These are so nice on

like a nice warm day, just sit back. You know, when you don't want to eat an apple, you're like, I'd rather have a hard cider. You get that feeling of biting to an apple right here in the bottle. You get a little buzz, maybe. Maybe. But yeah, you can go check it out. Go check out Angry Orchard. You can go get them.

I mean, they're available. They're available. They're out there in the stores. Yeah, go check out Angry Orchard. Don't get angry. get orchard. Frank, when was the last time you had an angry orchard? Maybe about 10 minutes ago.

All right, no problem. But yeah, Angry Orchard, they're amazing. Like I said, Hard Sider. Go get them. They're available in stores. But go visit their website as well to get yourself some angry orchard. All right. And we also have Seekek.

Seek is where you're going to buy your tickets for anything. Okay? So if you have, you know, you want to go. go somewhere. You want to go to a baseball game. You want to go to a concert or whatever this summer? Get your tickets on C-Keekeg. That's where I get my tickets. Always. They're very transparent about the tickets. What's a good price. What's a bad price? A dark green is a really good price for a ticket. Dark red, stay away. That's too expensive. So stay away from that. But they have over 35 million downloads. Their number one rated ticketing app. Okay? You have the most downloads

and your number one in the ratings. I mean, proof is in the pudding here. There's over 70,000 events listed on C-Keekeek at any given time, but definitely go check them out. And this year, you know, concert season, it's coming up right around the corner, but you can save some money off your tickets. You can save 10% off your tickets by typing in the code Basement 2026. Okay, so download C-Kkeek, put in basement 2026, and get 10% off of your tickets with that promo code, all right? Save the money. Enjoy your concert. Hey, guess what? It's me. Here I am. I'm here to talk to you about Patreon.

It's a service. It's cool, relatable and fun. If you don't join it, come on. Come on. Listen, patreon.com is the best way to support us. I tell you guys about it every single week. Go to Patreon.com slash the basement yard.

Go check out what we got over there. Okay? It's our little service. Where we hang out. We have big pow-house. Everyone's there. People are there. They're having fun, I think.

I hope. If you sign up for that first year, you get these weekly episodes, one whole week in advance. Seven whole days. get it on a conversation, get it on everything. You can see it, and you're in a cool little exclusive club with only a couple other people, and you're just like, whoa, this is cool.

And then if you get that second tier, you get exclusive episodes every single Friday, also a cool exclusive club. It's like this, and he's like, I can see this, and other people can too, but not a lot. So go check it out. Patreon.com slash a basement yard. You guys have been so supportive, wildly, incredibly supportive, getting us to over 45,000 paid patrons. Thank you guys so much.

If you want to gift it, you can gift a gift to the Patreon for like graduations. I know graduations are coming up. Mother's Day, Father's Day, birthdays, whatever. You know, if you really want to gift it for like Memorial Day, I don't know, but you could do it. Patreon.com slash the basement yarn. If you want to sign up and save yourself some extra money, go do it on a web browser. You go type in a little beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. And then you can sign up and save yourself some extra money if you do it on a web browser.

If you do it on an app, it's going to take some extra dollar. from you and you don't want that because dollarinos are so hard to get so go check it out patreon.com slash a basement yard i'm gonna yell at you i'm gonna yell at you i'm gonna you oh i really like the picture of the tree on this it looks just like an old wise tree yeah it's like an old tree also reminds me of the one it's kind of sexy really sexy tree on the angry orchard yeah it reminds me of bro if you like sexy trees that got a little bit to them doesn't matter get yourself an angry orchard i mean it's a sexy tree uh yeah i guess you know what? That's a good

way to get more people to market it. It's just like not only do we got a good cider, we got a sexy tree on our bottle. Yeah, they do got a sexy tree. You know, you could peel it off, take it home. Frank. Don't say that. Angry Orchard.com. Oh, is that the website?

Yeah. Well, patreon.com slash baseman. That too. I want to try that. Okay. Are you just going to copy me now? Do you know how to. Try to do a full.

sends what you copy he's pretty good at it he's pretty good at it he's pretty good at him dog bears one two one two three four five six seven eight eight eight c one two three oh spaghetti spaghetti balls bold a more vagina pee moaning my owning myrtle moaning turtle see i'm pretty good at it right better than i thought what is that what do you got your hand, you little dirty boy. I have... Excuse me. For our audio listeners,

he's talking to Anne. I'm talking to the guy that said he wants to get pissed on. We ain't gotten in your hands, you little dirty boys. Are those KFC jelly beans? I have KFC jelly beans. I wanted you, too, to try. Oh, boy.

They are fried chicken, sweet corn, and gravy flavored. Because you know, what a throw. Perfect. Holy shit. I used to be a pitcher, you know. No, you didn't. I... You probably went fucking gorilla tits on some jelly beans yesterday for East Day, right?

Yeah. You went off? And the Cadbury little eggs. I went, I went fucking full George Michael on some peeps. Let me tell you. Yeah, those are gross. Wow. Yo, you know what I couldn't find it all this year?

Robin's eggs. Where'd they go, dude? Oh my God. Yeah. They stinky? Yo, this rinks. Yeah. It stinks?

Yo, and I'm this far away. And it's... Oh, it's stunky. Yeah. I think you like the funk. Like, you're like, you're eager for the funk. Mr. Gavagool. This is a filthy episode, dude.

A little. Oh, my God. These are fucking brutal. Yeah. All right, throw the bag. I'm trying to get the last one. I think you should try one of each and then all three at the same time, like a meal.

There's no shot of doing it. I kind of think that is the right way to do it. And I shall. Oh, my God. Can you just get me a paper towel? I was debating, but then that means you have a fail safe and I think you should just swallow it. Oh, I mean, I don't do well.

I don't do well. Can you at least open this? Can I smell in the back? Because I'm gonna need something to wash this down. Actually, I got some old water bottles here. I don't know who they are, but I'll use them. That's insane. Just smell it.

So gravy, fried chicken, sweet corn. I am excited. Browl! You like that to freak? No, but I don't like that, but it ain't good. It smells like the underside of a... of a cardboard shoe. What could that even mean?

This smells... This smells like a highlighter that was just pulled out of an ass. You know what it smells like? If you took a piece of chicken and you clamped it with the back of your knee and pulled it out. That's what it smells like. It smells like if I, like, bare butt after the sauna jumped into a vat of mashed potatoes.

And the mashed potatoes smell like that? Yeah. I don't know why it smells like an old person. This is not good. No. I think I got all three. You got a whole bunch over there. I think.

I think these are them. Oh my goodness. Right? Yeah. Are these bad? Have you had them? I've had them. They're bad.

Have you thrown up? They're not good. One of them made me gag. None of them are good? No. Only one of them made you gag? That's a shocker. The corn is good.

By the way, this is no disrespect to the colonel. or Frankfurt who made these a lot of noise stink I guess which one are you going first Which one are you going first baby

Which one made you gag I believe the chicken And that's got to be this one The pink one Yeah that looks like it All right You can't go first to the chicken Bro I want to end on a good thing

I don't want to have a shit chicken in my mouth For the rest of the episode I'll do chicken first too Why not? You first Yeah you first I'll do corn first actually.

KFC chicken. Why does it stink so much, bro? Give it a good whiff. It smells almost like, okay. Am I gonna like this? You might because you're Mr. Godmool. I'm scared, bro.

I might take that from you. Just go for it. Rip and dip. Oh, bad, huh? Dad, huh? Yeah? Really? That bad?

There he comes. He's right away. He's out. He's out. He's dead. He's putting his mouth underneath. Are you spitting in the same? Are you okay?

Should we chase him? No, don't chase him. Just leave it. It's all right. It's just me and you. Alright, I'm gonna try the corn one then. I'm gonna go for the corn. Okay? He's not making a sound.

What's he doing over there? Yo, bring me something. There he is. Bad. I'm serious. It's like someone threw up in my mouth. Really? And you shut their foot in it.

Oh boy. All right, I'm gonna try corn first then. I'll save that one for the end. You know, that's literally. like someone threw up in my mouth. What's in your mouth? Magic's mood. I'm a response.

I chucked in my mouth. Bro. It's like someone threw up in your mouth. Oh my God. All right. All right. Well, then I'm going to go corn first. I'll go corn first.

You ready? Joey's panicking. He's looking for something. I don't even know what I'm doing. All right. I'm just going to go for it, though. I'm sorry. I'm not waiting for you.

Here we go. Corn. Oh, man. That's really gross. Corn is bad Corn's bad That's a good one Oh corn is not good

And it doesn't even taste like corn What is that? Bro I mean if that That one was not good If it's worse than corn I'm in trouble Yo, it is so

It's I Try the corn Is my being pranked Try the corn I'm being prank Try the corn Who's corn? Who's corn?

The yellow with the dots This one Yeah Just eat it baby Chew. Your face is funny. This is okay. It's not good, but it's not.

Frank, I'm going to tell you this right now. What you got up and ran away with. The corn? Yeah. Bad. I don't want to be disrespectful. You mean to the fried chicken? No, no, no.

You'll hear it. I don't want to be disrespectful. For me. This is up there with 9-11. Wow. I think he has to try another one. It can't be that. I mean, it is so bad.

Frank, literally like someone puked into my mouth. All right, well, then I'm typing the gravy next then. It's disgusting. Gravy train, here we go, riding it all the way down. This tastes like a plumber's tool bag. Oh. Oh, that's fucking bad, dude.

A plumber's tool bag. It does it? It tastes like, no, no, no, no, no. Yo, Frank, first one, I'll be honest with you, right? I know you're going to throw up from the last one. Like, I know it. He had a good meal today, too. Any else?

I don't eat. Okay. Joe, you got to try the gravy, Joe. Is the gravy that bad? It's just, it's not good. Frankie's finishing them, which is making me proud. There's no way I'm finishing it. You ate that?

There's no way. Your little fucking sensitive stomach. You were to throw up all over this place. All right, now you've got to try it again. No, no, no. No, you do it again. Let me try this gravy shit. Yeah, I don't see.

I don't even want him to have that. Okay. Oh, God. What the hell? am I eating. Oh, what's going on now? You see what I mean about the plumber's tool bag? Yeah, but now it feels like someone put a pen in here.

Yeah, like I should be soldering. This is like someone pissed in gravy. All right, well, I'm getting out of the way. It's all come down to this. Just have two at the same time. No. You're going to do the same as him? No, dude.

I'm being serious. I'm being serious. If you're okay with that, I'm not okay with you. So like, either this is going to be the most disgusting thing you've ever put in your mouth, or I don't respect you. Wow, that's bad. No, no.

That's how common. I mean, I remember when we did bean boozzled. This is definitely worse, dude. No way, dude. Those beanboozled ones were the old Band-Aid and the spoiled milk ones, I couldn't believe how they even figured out how to make it taste like that. The spoiled milk one was pretty bad. this one, I just couldn't get it out of my head.

I'm like, someone threw up in my mouth. I'm going to need something to watch this down. You're going to need a run to the sink. I'm going to need something to watch this down. Yo, I don't even get like that, and I almost bumble. Really? All right, now you're making me like... I know. I'm sorry.

Frankie, you're going to just put three. Who is that? You know, the guy, the peanut gallery, now you have to fucking have some. If you do three, I'll do one. I'm having one just to try it. I'm having one, but this one has extra dots on it. Look at the dots on this one. Do them separately, do them separately though.

Yeah, yeah. But this one is the fried chicken one. I think? What the fuck did I eat then? You ate the fried chicken one? The pink one. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

But this one, look, this one is just a little dots. Look at the dots on that one. No, do that one. The one that's lighter. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. I'm a little nervous because if you almost threw up, there's a good chance that I might. It's just a fried chicken jelly bean.

You'll be fine. It isn't. All right. Here we go. Here we go. I don't even want to watch. There are people that have. like fear of throwing up that are watching this that are gonna be they're

gonna be pissed we're gonna need you we're gonna you know okay here we go yeah how is it still in his mouth how is it still in his mouth we gotta see the reaction doesn't it doesn't it doesn't it how you still eat it okay thank you thank you oh my god I'm fucking bombard it just now oh that almost got me yeah I'm seeing stars Frank doesn't it tastes like those up what doesn't it tastes like throw up it's Isn't that so nasty? Oh, that one was real. Yeah, I didn't like it.

What's happening now? I'm involved in this. Yeah, that's so bad, dude. That tastes like a wrench. No, it doesn't. It tastes like someone puked on a wrench. And then shit on it. I got it, though. You ate it?

Yeah. Is it bad I want Joe to do one more? He's not. You need the whole KFC meal, obviously. You do? No, you got it. I'll do it if you do it. All right, you go first.

You first. I promise you I'll do it. I'm a man of my word. I will never break my word. You got to. I don't want this. You got to do it first. Why are you shaking?

Did you like it? You're so disgusting. No, no, no. Don't, don't, because you're going to get me. It feels like someone's pressing on the bottom of my throat. Yo, my rice. See you and now here I go. I think I'm getting the smell of it over here

I'll tell you what that's not helping me at all either fucking stinks come on it Frank why bottoms up shit he's on his he's on both knees right now

he looks like he's praying oh my god I hate this show Frank opened up the paper towels to look at it and then made him gag again you like gagging I don't The last thing I want to do. Please smell my breath.

Please. The last thing. I'll give you nothing. No! You're freak! Oh my god. No, stop. It's just some gross.

All right, right, right, right. God, it smells like ham. Call the cops! Oh, that smells so bad. The fried chicken... The fried chicken fucking jelly... I can't even talk right now. Jesus Christmas.

Angry Orch is pretty good though Yeah, it's good How'd you get it open? I use these scissors I brought them over just in case you guys wanted them open Oh God That's so disgusting I mean, look

I hated that a lot I gotta stop listening to you When you bring food in I'm just gonna reject it For my own safety I think you'll be fine Frank's walking like Triple H right now It looks like he cried

He's walking around like Triple H I think he's hurting here Frankie just has like Now he has a stench to him I'm not even kidding I'm not even kidding I just took a fucking Swig of Scotch

to get that taste out of my mouth That would work That's really bad We should keep breathing to a minimum Because Be serious Yeah I'm smelling it Be serious

Was there a question You getting anything? Thankfully, no. Yo, that was bad, dude. How fuck, you know, you mixing hose is nasty. If you do that, I will... Yeah, make it... What do you do?

I will admit full, like, loss of the whole, like, bitch, whatever thing, and I will pay you whatever it is. No. No. It's $260 if you care. It's not worth it. I won't even put one of those jelly beans in my mouth. What about in your butt?

No. That was really bad I don't mean to be disrespectful to the colonel Oh I'd like to Disgusting Fuck you The chicken I mean the last time I had pop

KFC Uh oh He's about to fucking fuck your ass I'm going crazy now You know it is I'm seeing stars This is a crazy episode I'm just gonna throw this here Yeah

Good God Every now and then we'll check in on it To see if If it's if we got an acquired taste That's so gross Oh man It's like sucking my teeth Those gags were for

purely for hell. The one, that was a disgusting one. That one almost got me. People are going to be upset at this episode. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, they're not going to be happy with it. 100%. I mean, I'm upset and I'm on it.

So, I can't imagine how they feel. I had a fun time from here. Yeah, you also, you said that you would do it if I did it. And I didn't, you didn't do it. I don't think we can afford to have an pukele over the stuff. I know, I know that Joe is like, we got to move on from this because he said before, like, it's getting off the rails. Like, let's move on.

I didn't say it was getting off the railers because we were doing it for too long. I was saying it was getting off the rails because you nearly vomited. Yeah. It's all right. Yo, I really, I had to take a step and breathe because I thought I was like, I'm going to throw up on this desk. When I ran away from my desk, I was running towards the sink because I thought it was going to come out of like my, I thought it was just going to like. I was thinking of that buffalo chicken wrap that I had before. this and I was like this I swear I thought I was going to paint the desk with my

secretion it'd be so much fun if you two threw up at the desk I mean we would immediately get demonetized I'll blur it well you can't you can't throw up I don't think so people puk also we were talking straight up about butt sex earlier so that's probably gonna do it it were we it was more around the act it wasn't a direct I used word fucking sticking your tongue out ass gonna get pissed on that did happen

it did that's true it did this is probably a bad time to get to the rest of the ad so we're gonna like well you want to give it a beat yeah say something that is family friendly

I had a good one but I can't say it it's not family friendly what was it just get to the ad I'm afraid to hear what he was going to say but we do have some ads

before we get to the rest of this godforsaken episode that I can't wait to be over so I could wash my mouth out with soap. But we do have Rocket Money. Rocket Money is an all-of-one personal finance app that is going to put money back in your pocket. Okay?

They're going to help you find and cancel-on-wanted subscriptions so that you can put that money back in your pocket. Maybe you paid for something. I recently did this, and I found out that I was paying for, like, three separate things that added up to close to $50 a month that I either don't use anymore or one of them I didn't even know I was paying for, to be honest with you.

That is irresponsible. So this is what we're trying to do. We're trying to be more financially responsible and rock money is going to help you do that. So they will find and cancel on one's subscriptions. They will help you budget. There's a budgeting tool. So if you set a budget for yourself every single month, you don't want to go over that, you put all your expenses in there. So you can see where you're at during the month.

It makes it easier. So you can grow your savings because we need to save money. And it can also help you lower your bills if possible. So there's a lot of tools. There's a bunch of other tools too with the premium that you can unlock. It's going to help you put that money back in your pocket. back in your pocket. All right. They've helped people save over 880 million in canceled subscriptions, which is wild. That's a crazy number. But yeah, so let's help you out. Let's

help you reach your financial goals faster. Go to rocketmoney.com slash basement. That is rocket money.money.com slash basement. Let's put the money back in our own pockets, folks. Rocketmoney. com slash basement. And lastly here, we have Little Spoon. This is a new podcast for all you parents out there. Little Spoon supports babies from the very first feed. It starts with organic infant formula for those first bottles. Then it moves into baby cereal and baby blends when the solids begins. So it's just kind of like helping you along the way. And these are all with real ingredients.

They have their own personal, what's it called? Like they run it through like, I don't even know what I'm trying to say. But there's like a hundred plus things that they contaminants, including heavy metals, that they're like, it's never going to be. in any of their products. So it's simple ingredients, tested for over 500 contaminants, and it's supposed to be very healthy for babies and young children. But from formula all the way up to,

they have bitables that are cut to size, pinchable meals, to make the transition to table food feel easy and supporting self-feeding skills. So if you have young children out there, definitely take a look into Little Spoon. It sounds great, and you can get 30% off of your first online order at little little spoon.com slash basement with the code basement that is L-I-T-T-L-E-S-P-O-O-N dot com slash basement with the code basement for 30% off of your first order and by the way

this is also a company where like there's a bunch of doctors and dietitians that have created these formulas and yeah so they have a lot of stuff on there go check them out little spoon dot com slash basement to save that 30% so enjoy haunted. My breath is hot and gross. I'm being haunted by those jelly beans. Yeah, they're disgusting. You did, I do want to get to this because I'm curious.

You brought it up beforehand, you're like, oh, you know they found out where the male G-spot is. That's right. I mean, as this- To our knowledge. As if, as if this episode didn't have enough but and homoerotic conversation. Where do you think the G-spot is? What the fuck is that?

Why are you measuring it by distance? Wait, what do you? Wait, what do you talk? It's in your butt, isn't it? So. I'm asking you where you think it is. In your butt. But what is the, what is that?

What's the measurement? It's like that deep? Yeah. But is it up, down, left, right? I think there's only one way to go. Down. It's down. Down is out.

You press down. So you go, so if someone went to your butt and press down, that's where you think the G spot is? You know what? I'm not going to be bewildered here. I'm going to be sex positive. Good for you? Bewildered is not The right word for this

But wait I think it's in and down Is that you standing up? That's a good question I think so So if I went in your butt Yeah mine And I go down

Yeah Then you'd be like this is nice I think so What makes you think that Experience? That's what I feel Hell yeah Good for you man

I thought it was in the butt too Well move over butt hole There's a new G-spot in town Is it? We sold out MSG. I know. Is it stupid? Like, is it like an ear?

Because I'm going to freak out if it is. It is not. Can I get to it? Yeah. Like, what does that mean? Can I reach it from here? It's on your body, so yes. Is it external or internal?

It's external. No way. So I can accidentally rub up against my G spot and I would go crazy? I mean, I guess. Cats do that. Cats love to get themselves horny. They're like, oh, my God. They're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Yeah, it's like, you love the couch. Yeah, so a new study showed that they found the male G spot. I don't know what the signs behind this. Can you give us clues? I like how we found the male one before we could find the female one. Speak for yourself. Speak for yourself, honey. Speak for yourself.

It's up. Yeah, that one's up. Yeah, that one's up. I didn't know what that meant. It's up. Like at the top. No. She's around the corner. Yeah. And up.

Well, it's like, it's up there. Yeah. Wait, where are you guys? I feel like you don't know. I feel like where are you. I know where I am. Where are you right now? Picture it in your mind. I know exactly where I am.

Wait, so give us clues for this male G spot. It's not in my asshole. Not in your asshole. Is it near my asshole? I mean, everything is technically near your asshole. What? My eyebrows are nowhere near my asshole. I mean, in the grand scheme of things, If you think about the distance between here and the moon, it's near your asshole.

I'm talking about my body. Oh. Well, still technically close enough. Hmm. Can I get anywhere with you? Can I get anywhere with you? It is. Below or above the waist?

Below the waist. Back of the knee? You think that the point for male sexual gratification is the back of the... I will tell you this. I will even narrow it down. It's between your waist and your thigh. Oh, my dick. Yeah, dude.

Wait, what? It's called the frenular delta. Frenular? Yeah, apparently it's a spot on the shaft of your cock. So it's a weakling. You're snorting pig. I'm sorry. Wait, it's on the...

Yeah. Apparently... Frenular? Frenular Delta. Damn. That sounds like a platoon. In an obscure region called the frenular delta,

which sounds like a fucking awesome Power Ranger name. Frenular Delta! A triangular zone located on the underside of the penis where the head meets the shaft, an area so mysterious it has long been omitted

from sexual health textbooks. Omitted? Yeah, like they didn't know it's like the fucking, like you can't like explore Marianas Trench. We just didn't have the, I guess, the science to explore the frenular Delta. Let me ask you a question. You read that. Did you fiddle with it? No, I was... No, I did not.

Doesn't sound too believable. I'm looking at it. Wait, what? What are you looking at? The frenular... What did you say? Delta. So you're looking at a penis? Yeah. It's the underbelly. Yeah, it is. It's like a triangle of death? Which is so... It's like Bermuda Triangle? Yeah, I guess so. The part of this that is so funny is all you know. like all those like toxic masculine guys that are just like

Jews fussing the ass, but I'm not gay, I swear to God, you know. Yeah. And then to find out it's not in there. I mean, it's got to be some sort of spot, right? If people were calling a G all these years. I mean. Yeah, I'm sure it's like little G. You know, like big G spot is the frennular Delta.

This is the capital G? Yeah, that's the capital G spot. This is lowercase G. And then lowercase G spot is in the butt maybe. Okay. Damn, I got to check out this Delta. That's a better way to describe it. I think we have a lowercase and an uppercase.

Yeah, yeah. What do you think? Yeah, or nay, on the lower G? What, like... Do you think it, like, checks out? Like, oh, yeah, that's a good spot. You're pushing buttons? Um...

You play in the piano? Yeah, I think it checks out. I got to check it out. The lower G? This is your asshole, just so we're clear. No, no, I'm checking out this new one. The frenular delta is the upper G. It's not...

Yeah, I'm capital G. It's not fair of that. the frenular delta is the upper G, because the other one was so OG. You can't downgrade it to lowercase G. You can if you find something bigger and better. I mean, Aaron Judge comes around. Who cares about Babe Ruth? You know what I'm saying?

He's got a point. I mean, you know, he's got a point. Let him cook. I'm definitely going to check it out. I mean, I think by just natural biological advances in your sexual life, you probably have already without real life. Yeah, of course. You know? It's a weiner.

It's got in touch. It is your weener. Yeah. That is correct. How would I even go about? You do best friend on your plane touch it? Yeah. Doesn't it kind of feel like cheating though?

Because like, oh. Oh, yeah, the MLG spots on the penis. Oh, wow. Cool. I mean, I'm sure there are like, you know, women watching this that are just like, of course. They have it so easy. You know, it's right where everyone knew it always was. Yeah.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I. don't remember anything in this episode that happened. Mr. Gaba Gould was in there. The jelly beans were in there. Right.

You know. I don't want to think about the jelly beans. I mean, a big episode for G-sounding things. Gaba-goal jelly beans. I know it's what a J. Sounds like G. And G-spot? Yeah.

This is a triple G-G episode. Gapagaboole's grocery games in your G-spot. Please don't. That's the title. I think that's a working title. No one would know what the episode can possibly be. I think that's the point. would the

you imagine Manu making that thumbnail yeah Gaba Gould's grocery games in the Gs mr.

Gaba ghoul and it could be Joe as Guy Fieri with Gaba Gould like hanging over his shoulder and he's looking down at his new G

spot he's like and what are you doing I'm over there in a tux and I'm sitting there like this what does that signify

not being you correct you know that was it is Like, I wonder, like, if people graduate from college and there's, like, I got my degree, I'm going to use it to, like, really, like, do some groundbreaking research. And then they're like, guess what I did at work today, honey? Found the G spot.

Found the G spot. On the male penis. On the male penis. I have a crazy theory where the new male G spot is. Where can we look? We're going to have to. Exactly. Exactly where it's been right under our nose the whole time.

do some tests. Do you guys have a G-spot? Here we go. Do you have a G-spot do you think is just unique to you? You're like, well, I like that spot on me. No, I don't think so. No? I'm pretty penis-focused. Yeah.

Penis-forward. Isn't it your ear or something? Well, he, like when he was a kid, he... Don't. Never mind. Okay. Yeah. Well, no.

That's not my answer. I don't know. I'm trying to think about my answer. It's just a question I thought of. I mean, you talk enough about your nipples that I feel like your nipples are on there. No. Yeah, you talk enough about nipple play that you're doing something. It was like twice, dude. For you're blowing on them to make them look good. You're playing with them for pictures. I don't blow on them. I fiddle them.

You dittle your nipples. Yeah. I don't, I don't blow on them. You're a nipple diddler. Of my own. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm a self-inflicting. Yeah. You are a I diddle myself I don't know I can't think of any

I'm pretty good with like Really? I feel like you got like a You're like a back scratching weirdo I do Yo this kid's like a fucking cat dude You scratch his arm and he's like Oh I do I'll relax

I will say it's not It's never has been And I can't imagine it will be sexual in nature But like There'll be sometimes I'll be in the kitchen and Becca will just put her hands under my shirt and just scratched my back, like, down my back. Why is that so good?

And I'm like, I literally, like, I feel my body just like, like, melting. I just saw your tongue flip back and forth like a snake's. Yeah. Whereas you're like normal running the mill? You're not breaking the mold. Your back thing sounds pretty like an answer. But it's not sexual.

Like, I've never gotten sexual gratification from it. But it's like, it's, spot. But it just feels good, but not... Like, if you were a dog, I could get your leg going by scratching your back. Yeah, but that's not sexual, though. You know what I mean? Like, that's not sexual.

Yeah. It would be, like, if there was, like, a thing where it was like... I don't know how to explain it. It feels good, but not in a sexual way. It feels good in, like, a relaxing way. Yeah. You got one? I would tell you, not at the top of my mind, honestly.

Let's do some thinking. We'll come back to this. Just some testing. I want to know your G-spot. Boy, I'm sure angry orchard's real happy to be on this episode. Yeah, don't get angry. Get horny. Get Orchard.

Get Orchard. Your G-spot. Yeah. I guess how many guys do you think saw that article and we're just like, honey? We got to figure something. Tonight's tonight. Yeah. Yeah, we got to do, you ready to do some experimenting?

My triangle's ready. Frennular Delta is also, it sounds like the opening of a river. Mm-hmm. A delta. Yeah. It sounds like exactly what the word is also used for. Oh, man. I think I'm like.

I can't get the taste of these damn jelly beans. Yo, my mouth is so disgusting. I'm not kidding you. I'm not kidding. What it feels like is I ate a human hand, like a cannibal. Like, that's what my mouth takes. If I chewed on the inside of a baseball, I feel like this is what it would be. Like one that's sad.

Or like a handball. Like, no, like waterlogged. You know, you ever seen the inside of a baseball? It's all like. It's like the yarn. Yeah. It's like if I chewed on a waterlogged inside of a baseball, it's what my mouth tastes like. It's so hot, too.

Like my teeth are hot. It's like I made out with foghorn, leghorn. The chicken? Yeah. I believe he's a rooster. I say, I say he's whatever you want him to be. Which one is a cock? Rooster?

Yeah. Yes. Male chickens are cocks or roosters. Oh, what's a chicken? A female chicken. No, that's a hen. I think it's also, I think maybe chicken is like the overarching that's like, that's a chicken. It's a male one.

Oh, it's a rooster. It's a female one. Oh, it's a hen. But they're both chicken. Yeah, frogs and toads. He's looking intently. Chicken is a general term for this. species and a hen is a mature female chicken.

So I'm right. Yeah. So I'm right. Well, I said it. No, I said it. I said chicken. I said, what's a chicken? And I specified what the answer was.

You said female at first. I said a head. You know what I don't like how much you have to do to things to make them work? Like a chicken? You can't if, if, like the G spot? Yeah, exactly. If like when a head and lays an egg, you have to incubate it. You can't just eat it like it's an egg.

Can you? I've never. that. I mean, people are drinking raw milk these days, like idiots, so. No, the opposite. You have to incubate it for it to be another chick. Yeah, like, that's why they sit on them. Sit on it. Yeah. Like, that's why, like, I don't know what that was, and I'm not going to ask me. Yeah, what was that?

That's why they'll, like, that's the whole, like, sitting on it is they're providing the warmth that would be through incubation. Because it's, like, heat, isn't it? That makes the animal, that makes them, no, they have to be fertilized. no eggs don't need to be how would eggs be fertilized they're a shell no like if it's going to be a chick yeah but how do you fertilize an egg when the shell is already around it before they get laid yeah yeah but like it's like you could get a it's got a shell along the way yeah but what i'm saying is like you need to like once the shell is once the egg is down it could still turn into

wait no no no they lay eggs if they're not not like. So eggs are just non-fertilized chicks. Yes. So they're, they're laying blanks. Yes, every day. I didn't know that. Yeah. I mean, I know that they lay eggs every day. It's crazy their body. You thought that they just lay eggs, but the ones they sit on are the ones that become chicks? Yeah. So did you have sex come into any of that? You didn't think it did. I didn't go a step further and think about chicken sex. Does that mean you think that you can accidentally crack an egg for and there'd be a chicken? I used to think that.

Okay. But no, you can't. Well, I mean, I assume you can't. Something went wrong, yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I mean, that would be terrifying. I have cracked an egg and it's twins.

I don't like that. Yeah, that's kind of mean. But one time I saw a TikTok of a girl crack an egg and she was like making something and it came out and there was like some black shit in it. And I was like, yeah, what is that? Have you ever seen Balut? Yes. Is that Vietnamese?

I don't know where it's. from... I think it is Vietnamese. But I'll tell you this, it does not look appealing. Because that, I think, is like what we're referencing, right? It's like, it's a fertilized egg that, like, they cook then, right? Do you say you'd eat it? Ballute? Yeah.

It's a thing. They eat it. Oh, I thought you said you would eat it. I would eat it. Oh, man, I don't think I can. Yeah. I mean, I would try it. If it's like a delicacy in someone's country, I'll try it.

Yeah, but so are century eggs, but we ate those. I did eat them and those were I didn't like. They were also a delicacy in places and they were not good. Yeah, I don't know how those are likable, to be honest with you. Can you look at a balut? Let's get a look at this thing. I don't know if you're supposed to toss this up here. Well, well, it's just food.

Well, it's not, yeah. Oh. Yeah. Oh, that's Ballute. Yeah. What did you think it was? Not that. What did you think Ballute was?

I just thought it was something. I didn't think it was... What is it? I can't eat this. No, I wouldn't. If it has a beak, I'm good. That's what I'm saying. I can't eat this.

Oh, it is a fertilized duck egg. Can you look up what Ballute is? Just like what it is? Yeah, like, what's the... What is it? What is it? This is... It is a fertilized duck egg.

Incubated for two to three weeks. Boiled and eaten in the shell. Popular street food in the Philippines, Vietnam, and Kimbo. You know what I want to eat? Yeah, I don't know about that. Oh, that's heavy. That's heavy. Yeah, it's not for me.

I want to eat, I want to eat an ostrich egg. You ever see someone cook an ostrich egg? Yeah, they're fucking huge. Dude, I would love to eat an ostrichage. That'd be cool. You think they taste different? I'm sure they do. They look similar.

Yeah, they do, but like, they aren't chicken eggs. Like, we've, have you ever eaten an egg not of a chicken? I've had quail. Yeah, quail egg. But that's like egg. It's a bird. Yeah, but I mean, they all have different. I guess you wouldn't be.

able to tell with your palate. Especially now, after it's getting fucking gang bang by those... Why are you putting down my palate? You have openly admitted to not having the best palate. I say that. Okay. It's your palate. I'm not good at salt and like...

Which one of you two would you say is more adventurous with food? Because I feel like... That's a great question. I think... I only don't... The only thing I won't eat is tuna fish. Like, I don't like that. I mean, I guess by definition, I am, but then I won't eat anything like honey mustard, and you will.

You won't eat anything with honey mustard? Honey mustard's fantastic. I can't believe you like that. It's very good. Yeah, I have stuff with mustard, isn't? I don't think either of us are like picky eaters. I think if you were to ask 15 years ago, it would be a radically different answer. I think you were a lot less adventurous at that point in life.

Yeah. But not anymore. Yeah. What about you? Are you an adventurous eater? If I look at it, I can tell if I'll like it or not. I don't like the people that say like, oh, you haven't tried it. It's like, no, I can see.

I can see I'm not going to like that. I don't agree with that. I do to an extent only when it comes to like if you're big with like the texture of food. Because I can understand people that look at oysters and they're like, listen, I've never had an oyster. But just looking at it, I can tell I'm not going to like it because of the texture. With taste, then you have to try. try it. Like, I can't...

Yeah, I mean, are there foods that you won't eat? I was talking about this yesterday. That's so interesting you bring up. The only one I can think of... Is there a meat you won't eat? No, I don't think there's a meat I won't eat, but...

Meat, I won't eat, but fish. I think I said this. I like shellfish. I prefer shellfish over fishfish. Like a Branzino? Yeah, I don't like it. You don't like the way a Branzino looks? I feel like that's aesthetically pleasing.

I feel like... I feel like, if anything, that's more aesthetically pleasing than shellfish. Yeah. Branzino is definitely not aesthetically pleasing. Shellfish is disgusting looking. What the fuck are you talking about? Yes, it is. It's a full, the full head of the fishes there and the tail.

Yeah, it's incredible. Like, look at what I just roasted, like a caveman. What about salmon? But there's no head. Yeah, I know. The head is absent from there. I mean, if you're not eating a Branzino on a salmon, you can kiss not picky eater goodbye. And guess what the salmon does have?

Frenular Delta, probably. Probably, yeah. The head might be gone, but the delta's there. Triangle, bitch. I'm going to have to count that. But, no, that's the reference to the Will Smith. Yeah, but you looked at him. Triangle, bitch?

What's that? What movie was that where he said that? And I just making it up. No, no, no, I remember. Oh, you're trying to get me. I'm dead serious. I'm not trying to get you. It's not in his eyes.

No, I'm dead serious. I'm not trying to get you here. I can't really reference too many Will Smith. Man, well, I'll remember it after the show. What about octopus? Oh, I love octopus. Charred octopus. I like that.

Oh, yeah. What about Gala Maud? Godamad. Goddamad. Goddamad from Mr. Gaba Gould. Bro, I would love to be like on a pirate ship and attacked. But, I mean, actually, I don't want to be attacked. I would like to watch an attack.

Of what? Of like a giant octopus. Oh, hell no? You want to watch people die? Well, I hope they don't. But I'm so far away that I don't know if they do. I imagine that if there is a ship that is attacked by a giant octopus and or squid, there will be some casualties involved.

Are we referring to a Krakken? Could be Krakken. Is a Krakken an octopus? I think a Krakken is a mythological one. I think, like, giant squids and giant octopi exist. Octopi. But I think a Krakken is like a mythological, like, version of those. Yeah.

I'm just saying, like, you ever see, like, in a movie or something where it's, like, a ship, and then there's, like, big octopux? Octopoops legs, like, coming over and just kind of drags it. Yeah, apparently there's a deadly octopus. That will fucking ruin your day. Blue Ring? Blue Ring Octopus. I just watched a movie, and they had it in there.

It'll fucking... How? Like, you get bit by them, and they release, like, a toxin that, like... I don't like poison. Did you watch that movie? I do like octopus though I think they're cool Did you watch my octopus teacher?

Dude this guy wanted to fuck that octopus Yeah he wanted to crush it He wanted to have sex with that Yeah Octopus I only like giant octopus though No I like cool I like the ones where they put like jars of food in there And they're like look at how smart they are

I love that dude Yeah But like giant octopus and like ships I love looking at like octopus Get onto like a big ship And then there's like a little hole And there's like look at them get out Seeing that

Where they had like an octopus and it's just going and then all of a sudden just goes through a hole this big like yeah or like the ones that can like camouflage and that you're following it following it and then it's gone i don't understand how animals can do that i have i i shouldn't say i have a theory becca has a theory that she has instilled upon me and i kind of agree with it octopus are aliens i mean looking at them yeah like but like looking at them what they can do how they move like they are They are the, if we're going to look at the whole animal kingdom on our planet, that's the one that'll look like and be like, that's an alien dude.

That's not from here. How big does a giant squid get? They just found one recently, I think. Or they saw one. Well, like, that's like a normal. Are there videos of giant squid because I don't want to get freaked out? I think there's one, but it's a second and then. So what's the biggest?

A giant squid. Yeah, like, how big do giant squid get? Pictures of giant squids and how big they get. What? Giant and colossal squid. That's from Reddit. so it could be fake. Yeah.

Wait, wait, wait. You're also using Gemini. I'm reading, bro. The lardous invertebrates on earth with females reaching total lengths of around 43 to 59 feet. Yeah, but that doesn't count. That's just their legs. Dude, they typically weigh 440 to 600 pounds. Excuse me?

Can you imagine that Godamad? Yeah, that's got. Unlimited Gobabala. That could feed a whole group of Mr. Gavagul's. Yeah, 43 feet. Yeah, I would go off. This site is pretty good. I mean, I'm sure they can get there, but until, like, someone has a picture of one, I don't fucking believe it.

Can a giant, I mean, giant squid are, like, real, obviously, right? Yep. Yeah, but I don't think they're that real. Can they actually, like, this is a stupid question? Take down a ship? I don't think. I don't think. I don't think a 43, maybe a small ship, like a sailboat or something.

Do you think pirates got, like, killed by them one day? I don't know, man. I guess anything is possible. God, that's scary. Just, like, I want to see a. picture giant squid show it to me now holy that's not real that's not real no it's not real bro i'm trying to find the one that oh they're so gross i like them though a lot i do like i mean the single eye thing fucking freaks me out i don't like imagining it touching me and like suction cupping to me is is

like i got i've cooked octopus and i've gotten freaked out because like the suction cups still work I'm gonna look Like bro I heard a thing That like they have somewhere Like let's say it's like 300 It might be more It might be less

But let's say it's like 300 Individual cups They can control each And every one of them individually Don't they have eight brains Or something like that I thought I saw something like Like four brains

Or four hearts Four hearts Four hearts Four heart Something They got something like that They have a king of diamond But like they can like do that shit

And it's just like Whoa dude Yeah That's just nuts I fuck with them But like chill out. You know what I mean? What are you intently looking at?

Trying to find the one I was talking about. I think I found it. I just like the idea of them fucking ruins my day. Of an octopus? Of a giant one. Yeah. Because like... If I see that in the war, you know?

I'm pretty happy knowing that, like, humans are the top of the food chain. So, like, the idea that, like, I know other animals exist that can also threaten that, like, bear and lion and tigers. Oh, is this a video? This is what they found. Oh, I saw. this this is but it's not giant it's just like some fucker it's long what the fuck now that's not real is it yeah i've seen this before and then they they make a representation of the scale

but i don't think that's a that's that's more of a jellyfish it was something but this is like the longest one they found oh wow i mean if you talk about something that looks most like an alien i mean look at look at that i would be honest with yeah dude that looks like the thing from nope yeah bro i don't like things that have long like that are like that. I forget about that. Oh, like imagine like even seaweed. I'm like, oh! Yeah. Too long.

That was, uh, yeah, I don't like when you're swimming and you touch seaweed and it's just like I'm too close to the ground. I haven't even touched seaweed in it. God, I just. Yeah, I know. I haven't touched seaweed in a bit. That was my least favorite like being at like the lake. Like as you're like going closer to the shore

and you get to like the area where it's like you're like it's like you're far enough that like it's not like you can walk but like you put your feet down and it's like all seaweedy and it's like yucky yeah i don't like shit i long can't i don't like it either well good gosh yeah what do we name this one who the hell knows ended on octopus and ships and we started with mr gabagoole we started with mr gabagoole and this is where it leads mr gabagool's neighborhood this is your Mr. Gaba Gould's neighborhood. Mr. Gaba Gould's neighborhood. We should, for one episode or for one week, it shouldn't be standing out of studios. It should be Gaba Gola Studios.

All right. We're going to get back to you with some other great ideas next time. Frank, where can they find you? Frank Alvarez is all over the place. Go check out the basement yard on all forms of social media. And then Patreon. Patreon.com slash the basement yard. And...

No. All right. We'll see you guys next time. For what he did with those jelly beans, he doesn't deserve it. Frozen lasagna. Medium power. 15 minutes. Sounds like Ojo time.

Let's play. Feel the fun with Play Ojo. The online casino with all the latest slot and live casino games. What you win is yours to keep with no wagering requirements. Instant payouts and no minimum withdraws. Hey, I just won. Woohoo. Feel the fun.

Play Ojo. Honey, forget about the lasagna. Let's celebrate. 19 plus Ontario only. Please play responsibly. Concern about your gambling or that of someone close to you. Call 16-531-2600 or visit Connexontera.ca.