The Basement Yard - #556 - Siblings Or Dating?!

Episode Date: May 25, 2026

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Welcome back to the basement yard. Oh, oh, oh. I was doing it and then I started cleaning and then I'm doing it back again. I should have pissed. Oh, I should have peed before. I should have pissed. All you're locked in now. I'll hold it.

I'll hold it till the ads. Don't hold it physically. Did you used to do that as a kid? Did you pinch your little pee pee? What? You would pinch your wiener? Let me just. One minute of 10 seconds in.

Okay. You would pinch your wiener? No. Wait, is it you who said that you used to stop your pee in the middle of peeing by pinching your wiener? Right hand. There is a tone coming from your voice. Is that you? Not me now.

I'm not like now cutting it off just for shits and gigs. Yeah. I have at times been able to, you know, pinch it. close the door, you know. Close the storm drain or whatever they say. Hold the door, you know. But, but yeah. You didn't do that as a kid when you had to pee.

You would like, I would just kind of like fiddle with it. See, that's weirder. That's weird. That's weird. The pinching makes sense. No, it doesn't. I feel like when I have to pee, I can buy myself 10 minutes of not having to pee. By like, like holding your breath?

Like, no, like breathing the piss back into my breath. body. You know what I'm no. Don't do this thing that you guys do sitting in your ivory tower looking down on me like I'm a fucking idiot. I can't breathe my piss back into my body. Sue me. You can't like and then like absorb some of your pee again.

When I, when I have to pee, you know what I do? If I got to pee really bad, you know how you get that like pain kind of? Yeah. The only thing that kind of relieves that pain is if I stand like this. Just break the whole set. Like if I, if I stand like this. So like... Like I have to like be bent over.

Well, because when you're standing up straight, you're putting pressure on... Yeah, see, like you're putting pressure. I'm like throwing my shit back. You fucking throwing it back on them. Yeah. So, so... So, okay. I guess that kind of makes sense.

It relieves some sort of pain. But like when I'm sitting... I do get that because like if I'm sitting and I have to pee sometimes, I'll like... Unbuckle everything. Pull like my... Like the waist of my pants out. Yep. You know, so I'm in like a more natural sitting position.

Yeah, yeah. If I wake up and I have to pee, and I'm on my left side, I could buy myself like five minutes if I roll around to the other side. I don't know why. Because it has to drain back into its P position.

Yeah, something like that. I don't know. I'm with you there. I am honestly with you. You're like five feet from our bathroom. How do you know where I sleep? I mean, I'm assuming there's a bathroom. I mean, I'm assuming there's a bathroom.

Like, you guys are sleeping together? I said, what? That would be crazy, right? Yeah. I said your, I said a bathroom. It could be eight feet.

You don't know if all. I'm sometimes... The point is that it's close. See, but you just don't want to get up sometimes. When it comes to... Yes, exactly. When it comes to having to piss in the middle of the night, logic escapes just for being able to sleep

comfortably longer and in a deeper sense. I do close my eyes and pee sitting down in the middle of the night. Sure, whatever works for you, but what I'm saying is like, I will push having to pee in the night until like I'm getting to that point of a dream where I'm like in front of a urinal. And I'm like, all right, now I know if I piss in this urinal, I'm going to actually piss the bitch.

I well I actually get this part because if it's the mill and I have to pee I will hold my piss until I'm like hallucinating from pain and then I'll go I don't know if that's a good thing to do I think we've learned from it doesn't happen often I mean hallucinating that seems like you're way past like the threshold for having to do that exaggerating comedy show I didn't know if you were actually seeing stars when you piss no no no but you know you have to you have to to pee real bad and then you finally get the chance to pee and your and your penis is like, we're gonna let it out slower than normal. Yeah, like it like my, my, my, my dick blueballs me. You know, it's like, okay. Oh, you. You want to pee so bad, don't you? Yeah, it's like, here's a little bit of pee. You're going at my pace, bitch. Like, when you just like have to pee and like you go, it's like, you get, you get peeing. You're pissing. I could power wash some pavers with my piss. I know, but then when you really have to pee and you've been holding it for so long and

you finally get out of the Uber and then you run into your room, oh, running to room, and then you run into your bathroom and then you take a pee, it's like, it's got to warm up. I'm telling you right now, like,

I would be afraid to sit when I pee because, like, at that level, when you're saying, like, in the middle of the night, because I would have to aim this thing straight down.

I do. Because that stream will come out the front of my fucking toilet seat. You know what I'm saying? This thing, it's like 40,000 PSI of piss. Whose voice is that? 40. 40,000.

40,000 PSI. Yeah, no, in the middle of the night, I'm sitting down, I'm closed my eyes, and I'm trying to stay in a dream while I am peeing. If you could take a pill that, like, would guarantee you don't have to piss during the night, would you take it nightly? I don't pee in the night often. Really? I piss at least once a night, I would say.

I only pee in the middle of the night if, like, I had drank a lot of water. See, the thing is, like, I don't, I've gotten better with drinking more fluids during the day, but Becca every night has a bottle, like a bottle of ice water next to, like on her nightstand. So I'm more likely to be in bed and drink water because she has it in this right there. You know what I mean? You take her water.

So I'll take her water and then I won't give it back and I'll say no water for you. I'm going to get up and pee this out. No, but like it's right there. So like I probably drink more consistently when I'm lying in bed than when I do during the day. What was the most annoying thing you've ever knocked over on your nightstand next to your bed?

Oh, Becca, all right, this is a real story. And this was like one of the first arguments we got into. What could this be? This is a real thing. And I want you to tell me where you, where, like if you agree with me or probably her. I can, before we begin, I'm on her side. Okay. All right?

Yeah, I'll jump on that too. We, uh, it was when we were like first dating. We were maybe like a little, a little over. her a little under a year into dating and she like spent the night at my place and she had gotten a nice coffee and I don't know if your partners are like this but she takes two sips of her coffee and then she needs her big coffee and takes two sips and she's like I've had enough and then I've had enough I'm like just get a smaller coffee dude and uh she left it on my nightstand and I went to make my bed and again this was 24 year old Frankie so cut me some fucking slack

okay and I went to make my bed and in throwing my blanket I knocked it over and it fell on the floor okay and I was pissed at myself but also I said to her

I was like next time don't leave coffee on my nightstand and I think now that I'm saying it out loud I realize I was a douchebag in that moment

no I don't think that was I thought it was gonna be way worse I think you're still I'm leaning you so really keep going so like I knocked it over

and it was my fault but also her fault well Not her fault. Yeah. I get you being like, you know, like it's not like, don't leave it on my nightstand because I like to make my bed really hard.

Yeah. You know, it's not like, you know, you were looking for it to have to cushion some of the blame. I think I was just in a pissy mood that day and probably we just having a bad day. And I was just like, and this happened because of you. I make my bed hard. Yeah. I'm fluffing it. Yeah.

I was laying down, whipped the blanket off. me, chocolate milk all over. Any like a... You're a grown adult with a glass of chocolate milk on your night. It was a red solo cup. Why are you drinking milk on your nights?

It was a red solo cup, even crazy. It was a red solo cup of chocolate milk. Yeah, honestly, you're not helping... What is the occasion? How does that call for it? Were you 12? It was just... There was chocolate milk there.

Were you 12? I was not 12. How old were you? This was like a year ago. Bro, why are you doing? Oh, that is crazy. This is like a year ago. I understand.

Like, you can get away. You're taking milk to bed like a kid. Yeah. Like, what are you? You're just like, you have a, oh, let me go get my warm glass of chocolate milk. Have you ever done that before bed? Like, actually, because you thought it was going to help you sleep, had warm milk? No.

I've done that. Warm milk is disgusting. There were, like, nights in college where I, like, couldn't fall asleep, so I would just, like, microwave a cup of milk for, like, 30 seconds and drink it. Why wouldn't you just have tea or something? It was college. She's like, you know, what's on hand is on hand, you know, I didn't have much going on. Yeah. Did you drink it out of a saucer?

Yeah, lapped it up. Not a fucking red solo cup, like fucking, don't, don't, don't, don't. Asher off over here. Don't start tossing things. Asher off. Yeah, no, that's kind of wild for having chocolate milk. The coolest guys never tripped anything in your bedroom? Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.

I've spilled mad shit in my bedroom. I mean, water, I usually try to keep water on my night's stand in the middle of the night, too. because if you wake up and then you know when you like in the middle of the night you're just fucking thirsty when I have like a cold fucking thing of water and then you have like freezing cold water

and then you're so thirsty I'm sucking this thing down and it's I shouldn't have done that but like I was sucking I'm like drinking this thing and it tastes so good and it makes me cool I love that you can do it go ahead oh no no you get you get them

I was just going to say like it's the it's the like coffee chocolate milk those types like that color of liquid that is the worst because then it's stains. Like if it's water, I don't give a fuck. I never have something that isn't water in my bedroom.

Like, I don't drink and eat in my bed. Danny one time he had body wash on his night stand and in the middle of the night. What is happening in the house? What's going on in your fucking body wash on his nightstand? In case he wants to wash

his pits in the middle of the night? I don't know why he had it but in the middle of the night, he was so thirsty. the fully. Stop. I promise. This is his story. Was he inebriated? I don't know.

Did he have a couple two tree? I don't know. I think he's just kind of a weird dude, but... I've had, like, I've had beer on my nightstand where, like, I'm like the night before, like, you know, having a party, having beers or whatever, and then I just, like, go to my bed and I unexpectedly fall asleep. I've had beer like that. Sure.

Tea, I've had tea on my nightstand. I've had tea also. You know, but like, chocolate milk, like, you're... a fucking like a war veteran from the 40s is crazy. John Luke is hilarious, honestly. That's like you drinking your, you're drinking your opal teen. That's like having a plate of spaghetti on your nightstand.

Oh, that would be bad. What is in your nightstand? Honestly, a weird collection of stuff, like a charger or like an old charger. Anything cool? Um, there's like a, like a journal that I never wrote in.

that I always said That's where it would go Yeah that I always said Like I would try writing it and do journaling But yeah not much cool It's kind of like a messy drawer Mine's messy too Yeah

But I have all the like you remember I said I don't throw out the funeral cards They're all in my nightstand All of them like so you When you get new nightstands You transfer funeral cards From nightstand to nightstand I don't do that actively

It just ends up being there Where else am I going to put them That's spooky Yeah it's like I have a bunch of people Sleeping in your room with you Yeah Yeah At least none of them are drinking chocolate milk.

All right. What do we do? Like an alleyway cap. Oh, dude. I will say, like, I learned very quickly. Like, I'm big now on, like, no eating in our bed. Although, Ruby ate in our bed this morning, but whatever we could do to, like, get her to go to school. But, like, there was one night where I got home.

We had, like, a double up day. And I got home late. And the girls were in my, you know, our room. And they were like, they both wanted cereal. So I gave them bowls as cereal. I was like, all right, you have to have it on the floor. And I walked out and I came back and Ruby spilled hers. And as I was cleaning that one out, Mave spilled hers.

I was like, never again. I'm not doing this. Yeah. Because with milk, you don't need to just worry about it staining, but then the smell if you don't like properly clean it. Stinky, bastard. Oh, my God. Spoiled milk smell is fucking up there with the worst smell. Those are one of those stinks that I don't even like.

Like sometimes something, we talked about it. We talked about it. We talked about it. Oh, there's a good. Milk stink is not good. No. You know what stink is fucking so good and stinky? Basement stink.

You know what I'm talking about. It's like a little wet and mildewy down there and like, ugh. You don't like that? I don't think so. Oh, I love basements. Not currently, but like in old basements, like you're just like, oh, this is a fucking, because they say rule of thumb from when you guys are buying houses, all basements get water, which is about how you protect against it.

So like when you're down there, he's like this stinky, like a little wet miller. dude, basement a little hole. Yo, you're scaring me. And him. Yeah, I'm very scared. What's in your nightstand? Do I even want to know?

Chocolate milk? It's just nightstand things. Stuff you might need, I don't know. Yeah, I know. Your answer is what I'm worried about. No, it's just nothing, nothing crazy. No? Titting you.

Who? Nothing nice. Really, I got enough. No, what did you just say? Some extra batteries sometimes for a TV remote. TV remote Is that? Is that what you need

The batteries for? TV remote Anal bead Yeah yeah There we go You got some You got some stuff in there I'm pretty sure he has a picture of you

And his nice stand So I mean I'm not dead yet So he wouldn't have a picture of me But as soon as I die he will Yeah Do you have a picture of me Hung up in your house anywhere

I'm trying to think of I do I don't think I do It would be like a group thing I do I do You do? you do I do

I do Really? My conscience was in your body I do Yeah I have I don't know Someone did you give someone Or maybe you did

Someone oh no it was Lynch I don't actually I have no idea It's a picture of us On stage at In the Wilmot But it's like When we went to shoot the promo video

Oh So it was the first time We were on a stage Gotcha gotcha So it was like a picture From the back Yeah Huh, interesting.

No pictures of me hung up in you, huh? I can't think of it. Honestly, I know I have some, but I don't know if I have them hung up yet. We're still, we just moved in like 10 months ago. Come on, Joe, we've only been there for a whole year. Well, you've got to give me some slack. Wait, damn, so we're finding out Anne's got some shit in his nightstand. I kind of, Anne, you getting down like that, baby?

No, it's really nothing. Yeah, I didn't really nothing. It's very tiny. Stop me when I'm getting close to the size. Wow. Do you have pictures up in your room? No. Like on the walls?

Mm-mm. Do you? We have some art and we have an aura frame. Free plug. They're actually amazing. Nice. Yeah. Ooh, night light?

No, because I'm an adult. I am big guy. I'm an adult. I'm an adult. Do you have a night light? Do you have one of those in the bathroom? We have like a setting on

the light that you could put on night light mode but like if you could find that button you can you just turn the switch You know what I mean? At that point you're seeing in the dark Ruby and Miles Have like sound machines that have lights That come from them

Mave sleeps with a light on I think I said I think I've said this but a full light on Yeah she is A vampire that child I think I've said this before but I still have my light up, like, stars in one of the rooms. Antonio.

No, no, not in my bedroom. Wait, are you saying, you know, he's too old for those? Okay, yeah, Antonio. First of all, he's sleeping in a bedroom with stars on the ceiling and chocolate milk on his night. And then fucking vibrators in the nightstand. People are going to walk in and arrest you. You're a feety pajamas, too? It's not my bedroom.

It's in like what used to be my old bedroom. I just never took them down. So who's in there now? Danny? No, no. It's just like an office kind of thing now. Okay. So you can be working,

look up at the stars. Streaming, you know? I used to have one of those. Those things are so cool. We got them recently and then lost them. My parents hated when we had those because they put them up and I peeled them off and there goes the paint. Yeah.

Yeah, that definitely happened at our place too. Bro, did I ever tell you about the time? There was one time where I used to get leaks in my house. Yeah, I remember that. So my bedroom, I was sleeping on the, the top bunk, my room, and our room was leaking, right? And it's the middle of the night. And like, it's a pretty substantial leak. Like, it's like, water's coming in. So I had to wake up my dad. He's livid, like furious that this is happening, right? So he, it's like a little drip. He's like,

oh, you got to be. And then he, I'm on the top bunk and I can see this is all happening, like, in the dark, but the light from the hallway is, like, casting on his face. And he takes the drill. drills into the ceiling. And water just comes down, like, on his face. He goes like this, and then he just looks at me, and I lost my life. Soaking wet face, so furious. It's like 3 a.m. There's a hole in my ceiling now.

It's just pouring water. Yeah, that was a thing that I remember my dad, I don't know if it was my dad or my mom, but, like, seeing a leak and then, like, poking it with, like, you know, a pen or a drill or something to, like, get the rest of it, I guess. I don't know how that makes sense. Bro, I have it like etched in my mind of his face covered in water. Yeah, he's soaking wet. Oh my God, there was another time with my dad.

This is a similar story, but we were redoing the bathroom upstairs. And my dad was in the kitchen. He's telling me and Keith, he's like, go upstairs with this, like a jug, and he's like, pour water down the drain. I want to see if there's a leak or whatever the fuck, right? But there was a leak. So he's underneath it. He's like, all right, pour a little bit, right.

He's yelling because he's trying to get through the floor. We can hear him totally fine. So we start pouring and he starts yelling, stop. And me and Keith look at each other at the same time. And both decide we're like, no way we're stopping. Yo, he's screaming at the top of his lungs. Stop! Stop!

Dumping water on his face. Bro, it was so funny. We're going, what? You can't hear you. You're soaking wet. This guy. Yeah, he was, though. It's his father.

It's my dad. That is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's funny. Bro, it was so funny. I'm just, I'm more confused and amazed at this fucking confusing. Bro, if someone, if your house was on room raters, people will be like, what the fuck is happening here?

They go to Danny's room. There's body wash on the night show. Body wash, chocolate milk, fucking glow in the dark stars in the ceiling, and then they open your side of the nightstand, and there's giant fucking vibrators. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm. How many pillows do you sleep with?

Three. You got three. I got normally two. You get one in the legs, though, right? Legs or, you know. You hook, you get one in a headlock? Yeah, like fucking full Nelson, and then I got one on my head. I go two.

Well, I don't have... That's probably not great either. But, like, mine... Tell me you don't have sheets on your pillows, and I'll come over there. I have sheets on my pillows. It's normal. You have sheets on the bed. But, uh...

My bed's up against the wall. No, headboard? I have a headboard. Oh, you were about to get it. You was about to get it. You saw that, right? I have a headboard. It's up against the wall,

so I put a pillow to, like, stop stuff from falling over in between the wall and the bed. Oh, my God. Wait, what? Does that make sense? There's a headboard? Why would there be a giant gap?

Oh, no, no, I understand. We have a wedge pillow thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I use a pillow as a wedge pillow. Yeah, we have, like, they sell, like, big, like, it looks like a right triangle, and it's a pillow, and you like put it there so nothing falls in between your bed and the...

I know what you're saying. It feels like a design issue. Well, yeah, I mean, but you can't really tell that when you're buying the bed frame or the headboard or something like that. So like... Or if the bottom of the wall has that weird little molding, so you can't really get the bed all the way over? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, correct. Nothing you can do about it. Happens.

No, you could do. Not you can do about it. Oh, God. Fuck you're going to do. Yeah, I also sleep in an ice cold room because Becca likes the fan on every night. Same. Fan? I don't like wind, but I like cold. Oh, I don't like sleeping in cold.

I don't like the wind on my face. I don't like it. Do you sleep? Do you ever put the covers over your head? No. No, I don't. I would be too afraid of that, honestly. Sometimes I do. I put it like this and I go like that. Stick your face out? Yeah, you got to stick your face out a little bit. I put my, like, if this is the blanket, I take my end of the blanket and I like roll it up and put it in between my legs.

So your head not even under him? No, I am. under it, but like it comes to like a, like it fucking curls around me. Oh, okay. Like I'm packed in like a sardine. Like a little burrito. Like a little Colombian sardine. Yeah.

Yeah, I love that. Oh, my God. You know what I was thinking the other day? Because I was burning a candle. This is so out of left field. Yeah. What the fuck is wax? Oil.

Isn't it? But it's wax, though. It's not oil. Oil is liquid. It's the liquidy. When you harden it, it becomes wax. Like, when you burn a candle and then like, it's like, Yeah, but at room temperature, it's hard.

You could free something really cold to make it hard. Like, where the fuck does wax come from? I know there's bees wax, but like, that's not wax wax. Maybe there's stuff added to it that makes it hard. Well, what the fuck is wax then? It's oil with some shit. But they've had wax. You're talking about modern engineered candles.

They've had candles from fucking the Mediterranean. Oh, what is the medieval? Mediterranean. Yeah. What is that? It's just... Where are they getting medieval wax? It's probably oil

and some other shit and you just mix it and then it can harden. But what? I don't know. Isn't it weird that you can melt a candle, catch the oil, harden it, and there's the candle again? What's that?

Can you? Does it all... It evaporates eventually. It's like a little bit shorter, but it's right there. You can create a forever candle. Like, if you have, like, I've seen, like, there are, like, candle dishes where it's, like,

a stick on the top and then, like, a bowl on the bottom. And once the stick melts, it goes into the bottom, and it basically creates a second candle. That's kind of cool. Honestly, like, I love those long white candles, and when they burn, and then it gets, like, like, on the side. It looks like Halloween. It reminds me of, like, oh, there's, like, an old,

poisonous woman who yes you know then they would give it to us for like our friend went missing in the neighborhood and they would be like kids sit there and don't fucking play with these candles that are in your hand that look awesome and we're sitting there and there's a Dixie cup

on the bottom of it and we're like yeah if you ever been to a vigil those are good candles great candles bad reason to light them yeah I mean I guess a good reason to light them to vigilize one time I I think I walked in the Greek thing oh yeah the Greek

They got good candles, too. And they've got a lot of candles, and they smell different from normal candles. They smell like Greek church candles. Yeah. I was baptizing to Greek church, so I know. Why did I walk in that? That was not for me. It was like a cool thing to do.

Like, so what Joey's referencing is, Asori, I don't know what it is now, but growing up, it was like the biggest Greek, like, concentrated community outside of Greece. And we had a lot of Greek churches, and what they would do for, like, Easter or something. Easter, and I'm sure there were other holidays too. They would just do straight, full on fucking parades. But they would walk like a block. And it was like in the middle of the street, I remember. Middle of the street.

I was at a bar one time and I turned around. I was like, what's going on? I thought it was a cult. Yeah, they were coming for you. Yeah, I was like, there's people with candles in the street. But they were also short. They were like two or three blocks. Yeah.

And you would walk and like, if you were a part of the Greek church, they'd be like, Vesilukutupita. And they'd give you a candle. And you'd walk the streets with this. fucking candle for like St. Catherine or St. Demetrius. Definitely wasn't Catherine. No, they got St. Catherine churches. Do they?

Yeah. I know St. Dimitri. Dmitrios? Dimitriotri. I mean, Catherine isn't. It's Catarina. Yeah, I guess. St. Jorgus.

St. Yairro. Stavros. Stavros. Dimitri. Dimitri, Stavros. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, that was naming people we don't know. I just, I'm not even kidding.

where I did not I had like fucking 10 minutes where I was like where in God's name does wax come from because everything comes from somewhere I think it's like oils but it's like there's probably other stuff mixed in with it yeah but how did they know that back in medieval times

they were mixing all types of shit I mean they figured out how much stuff they made wine how the fuck do you figure that out leave this thing here forever? They left grape juice for a couple days they were like whoa wheyes that again but why would they leave it because they've forgotten because they're drawing

And then they... They also made mead. I want to have mead. It sounds disgusting. It just sounds like a sweeter wine. It sounds like it's like... Earthy. My friend tried to make meat in his closet once.

Who do you hang out with? There's this guy... It happens. There's this guy on TikTok that makes mead, but out of different... Like, he'll make like a mountain dew mead or a fucking, like, grape juice wine, like, using, like, store-bought juices and sodas. I bet the mountain dew meat is good. I can't imagine it's bad. It's probably extremely alcoholic.

I haven't had a Mountain Dew and like sit down by a Mountain Dew have the whole thing in like 20 years. What other places do have it? Like a sip. Like if someone has a Mountain Dew and I'm just like, oh, let me have a sioux of a Mountain Dew. But that Mountain Dew that I had that 20 years ago made quite the impact on me. Yeah. Because I to this day have not forgotten it. Any sort of drink that has like an electric color, like an electric green or electric blue, I'm like, God, that's probably fucking fantastic.

Do you remember mellow yellow? What's that? It was like the other, it was like the other brand drink or what was the X explode or something like that? There was like the, because you know how it's like Pepsi and Coke? Yeah. The like other brand Mountain Dew was called like something with an X. Something with an X. I remember seeing the bottle and there was just a big black X on it.

I don't know Are you looking that up? Trying Extreme Yeah And they would like Give it out with like Xbox

You know At like GameStop You're like here Take this copy of Blinks The Time Sweeper And have an explode Blinks the Time Sweeper That was a great game

It's an explode energy drink No Maybe it wasn't Surge Surge it might have been No it wasn't Serge Wasn't Serge Wasn't Serge

Look up mid-2000s Mountain Dew knockoff brand drink from the mid-2000s. Mountain Lightning? No. Mountain Lightning? Honestly? They should sue them. Mountain Lightning. Close enough.

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I looked it up when you were reading the ads. Vault. Do you remember that one? I do. I do. Big V on it and it was like, vault. Yeah.

Open the vault. I have something. Chocolate milk? Is it the air? A you-hoo? You pulled out of your bag? You were the kid that... I think I've said this before.

You probably had the coolest school lunches as a kid because your family is lower. and you have giant balls. Not back. Not when I was little. I didn't have good lunches. I traded up for good lunches. I was a good little lake.

Were you that kid? That was just like, I'm going to trade this paperclip for this high fee. Paperclips weren't high commodity, but yeah, something like that. Either way, I have a question. Have you ever looked at a couple and went,

hmm, are they siblings or are they dating? Of course. Well, I guess if you're asking, if I'm looking at a couple and I know they're a couple and I know that they're dating, so I've never done that. I can't even follow the logic. You invite him to parties? There's this Instagram page that posts

pictures of couples or siblings and I want you to decipher if these pairings are siblings or dating. For example, these two. Are these siblings or are they dating? Why does that guy look so familiar? Also, why does he look like he's AI created?

Wait, that guy looks mad familiar. He actually does look very familiar. Wait, that's Lance Schroll. Is it? Who's that? An F1 driver? Really? Yeah, there's a comment that says,

Lance, what are you doing here? Oh, that is Lance Stroll, right? I was like, what the hell am I going nuts? Who's, well, hold on. Oh, my God, yes. Lance Stroll, the driver. Oh, my God. That's, I knew, I knew for,

Sorry, hold on That's Lance Stroll And he drives for? You know who he drives for, Joe. You don't want me to do this. Ant, do you know who he drives for? Burr. Come on.

Burr? Burr. Mur. Mir. Mir. Mure. Nice try, idiot. Tell him.

We're going to say it at the same time. I mean, come on. Classic. It's a car brand. What color? I mean, who sees color nowadays? Well, okay. Can we say it together just so I know that you know?

I know my fandom is concrete. I'm done. Three, two, one. Burr. Nice try. Burr. Nice try. I believe he's Canadian.

That helps. That does. If he was from... I'm not going to do that. Well, I don't even know what you're saying, but like, I believe he's Canadian, so her wearing a giant's hat. Canadians can drive? That's a little joke. I don't know why I did that.

There's nothing about Canadians about them not. I'll get it down. So I'm thinking that these people are dating because she might be from New York, but I believe he's Canadian. What do you think, Frankie? Yeah, I mean, again, Joey's using context clues here, and I am very appreciative of it. The New York Giants hat.

If he is Canadian, they don't have football up there. But they are sitting mighty. Like, if this is your sister that's a, a crazy pose. Yeah, I'm going to say dating. I'm saying dating, too. Okay.

Whoa. Dude, siblings. All right, okay. I'm close. Hey, man. I love my siblings. I don't know if I love them. Yeah, that's a little lot.

Like that? That's too much for me. That's a lot. All right. What about these two? siblings are dating. These two look familiar too. Am I crazy?

Yeah. That guy doesn't ring a bell. Siblings are dating. He looks like a scarecrow to me. He looks like... He looks like a werewolf as he's about to transform. Look at his hands. Are his hands like bigger than his head?

I'm going to say these people are... I'm hoping dating. But I was thrown off by the last one. Why are you hoping? Again, that's like a weird pose. I would never... sit with my sister like this. Yeah, that is a very...

Like, hands kind of on the side, they also don't really look alike. Yeah, they don't look alike at all. Like, normally you could see people and you say like, okay, I could see the relation there. Right. The, the features are significantly different. Yeah, I'm going to say that they're...

I'm going to say dating. Dating. Dating. Siblings. That's a... That's a... I'm not saying a pattern. Oh, for two.

Oh, for two. Okay. All right. Jesus Christ. All right. What about... these two. I don't know what they are

dating or siblings-wise but they're fucking staring at me and I feel a hole being burnt in my forehead. Yeah, this is kind of wild. This is like what, when you look out and you like, when you look out of your window and you hear an owl, this is what you expect to see those eyes. I will say, I'm going to say they're siblings

but if they are dating, they shouldn't. Because clearly they are related. Got it. I will tell you this. If they they look very similar like look at the like the lips. Yeah like they have the same face shape. Their nose is kind of similar and it's built. Listen man I think again if they are dating

then I think they should both do like a 23 in me and then they will find out that there's something. Yeah I'm gonna say siblings here. This guy's gonna end up like Frank's family or something. Oh oh! Why's my family catching strays here? I mean your one uncle or whatever. There was one cousin that did marry another cousin, but he's distant enough that it has no blood bearing on me. These two are dating. Wow. Yeah.

I mean, good for that. The opposite of what I think. The opposite of what you think. Yeah. That's crazy. Wow. All right. So let's go, why not here?

What do you think? Siblings are dating. But now you got to lock it in. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, now that we've been wrong about every single one. This is like a less uncomfortable pose if your siblings, but still not great. Have you ever heard of this thing that people do where it's like the lean challenge in a picture or something like that? What is that?

Where it's like they draw a line with the person's like posture and it's like the person that's leaning cares for the person more or something like that. I don't. Dark magic. Obviously, I don't know it well enough to be able to describe it, but... It actually looks like they might have multiple pictures. You want to go to the next one? Do they?

It might not have the answer. Okay. This help? That does look a little dating, though. Like, it looks a little like, we're dating. You know? Hey, we're dating.

Like, hey, it's us. You know us. We're dating. Um, okay. Is there another one or no? There might be one more. I don't. Here we go.

Nope. Oh, they're dating. I was right. There was a sneaky four down here, but I don't know what that last one's for. Oh, it was a vote. Got it. Interesting.

All right. Have you ever had like a, like a weird like, oh no, that's my sister moment or something like that? No. I think I've told you the story where my sister and I were doing karaoke and we were singing Paradise by the dashboard light. And then midway through the song had the realization of what the song is about and stopped and just walked off the stage.

Yeah. It was like, okay, this is. Yeah, we're like, ugh. Yeah, time to go. All right, what about here? Siblings are dating? Oh, that kind of strikes me as siblings. Wait, I'm going to say siblings because...

Wait, there's no way to... What the... There's no way to tell? let's keep that one why there's no like answer oh okay for some reason I was gonna say he kind of looked like kid rock

oh all right let's go here siblings are dating ooh that's a tough one um is that a mullet it's a little mullet

that makes me lean one way a little more that makes me think that there's a possible Venn diagram situation going here. You said freckled like it's a... They're very freckled. They're freckled. Yeah, they are. I'm going to say dating. I'm going to say siblings.

Because they do look very similar. I'm looking at like teeth structure. I'm looking at all like even the smile, their similarities, the bone structure, the cheeks. They look similar. They're under an umbrella. So that makes me feel like. like they're dating. Dating.

What an unbelievable. How would that even, how did you even get to that? I don't know, man. What about, hmm. Oh, man. I'm finding I'm awful at this.

Yeah, it's tough. Like some people just take photos together that are like, no, it's... What about here? Siblings are dating. Well.

Uh, that's, that's really, tough. I kind of want to say I'm going to say they're siblings. Again, they do look similar. Yeah, their eyes. I think because I want to say dating, I'm going to go siblings. I want to say siblings. This is like my sister

and siblings? Dating. How am I this consistently bad at this? How can we not get one? I think I got one and you got one. We both single-handedly got one. Have you ever seen a couple in public and be like, oh, they must be siblings and then they kiss or something like that? We recently spoke about like you will see like people on first dates and you'll like imagine like what they're talking about and stuff. These people are siblings.

Siblings? Yeah, I can just tell. The eyes. The eye like the structure of the forehead and the eyes. I do nothing. I win nothing by being contrarian here. so I will agree with Joey. Siblings.

Siblings. Great job. Got one. Really good job. That never happened to me, but what did happen to me was the opposite. So one time I was at a wedding and there was this girl there and I was with Impi and we were like dancing at this wedding. I mean, we know this girl. You know who she is too.

First and last. Nope. Initials. If I gave you her initials, you wouldn't know. who was. But we were noticing, we thought that she was, like, fighting with her boyfriend or husband or something. And we were like, damn, like, they're, like, clearly, like, unhappy people or whatever's

going on. And then we saw them in the airport. And it was, like, their whole family was like, oh, it was her brother. So, like, they didn't look that alike, but I thought they were dating for some reason because they were, like, fighting or something. And I was like, I thought they were, like, I don't know. interesting there was like there was like those people are siblings right in the middle

those white bastards here nope nope nope no no dead center here yep those are white bastards those are siblings absolutely frankly they have to be the bone structure is so niche and unique they have to be siblings

man that's so tough I don't know the eyes are so different though but the jaws the eyes are so different there's no way siblings. I'm going to go dating. Dating. Get out of here!

How did you find your job match? That's unbelievable. There was a growing up. I'm not going to say, not even growing up, it was later until my like teenage years. There was like a family that was like tangentially around

like the friend group and stuff like that. And I'm obviously not going to say who they are. But like the joke was that the brother and sister were like, really close. Whoa. I know these people. Um, yes. You've met not, I wouldn't say no

them like if I told you their name, you'd be like, uh, like if I, not well enough. Oh, it was around you, not me? No, no, no, like, they had come around like once or twice. Okay. Oh, did they? No, maybe they didn't. But like, the point of it was just like,

they were very like, ew. I'm leaving the room. I'm coming with you. You know, like A brother and sister? Yeah, and like, just people just being like, okay,

oh wow, like people didn't know, it was weird. But, okay. What? No, no,

no. Is it like friends were making fun? Or was it like family? It was like, you know? I don't know who was making fun on their end. I can only tell you that

the people that I heard from, everyone was just like, hmm, huh, interesting. There was once I saw, like oh their siblings i was like oh i mean there there there's definitely like oh yeah there's like weird lines like that that yeah you can't but also like if i was like at a thing right and i saw

like if i was at your house and your sister was there and she was sitting on your lap on a love seat and had her arm around you i'd be like what do you do you do. Yeah, I get that. I'd be like, oh, like, I get that for a second, but like, come on. You're going to park it there? Listen, I'm not going to sit there and say that you're wrong completely. I think that there is like a weird, like, there is an age and I don't know what it is where like that becomes from like, it's just like siblings to like weird. Yeah. Like into seemingly all the people we're seeing here are into their adulthood. Yeah. That's when it gets a little weird. But like, If it's like, you know, 12 and your older sibling is like 14, like, you could kind of chalk it up a little more.

Well, I also can see how an older sibling that has a very young sibling would be more affectionate. Like if the older sibling was like 18 and their younger sibling was like five. Or like 10 or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like that's like, you know what I mean? Like that's, that's different. But like close in age, like you guys are two years apart. and you're both like in your mid-20s

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I got to go. I hate when people say, I got to go take a leak. I'm like, ew. Oh, take a leak I, I'm fine with.

I hate the one where they, like, tell me about their penis, where they go, like, I'm going to go drain the main vein. It's like, definitely not your main vein.

Definitely not your main vein. Are you telling me you're going to go slit your throat back there? Jugular's an artery. Well, you know that? It's a vein, though. Name what other artery?

You're carotered. Whatever that is. There you go. No, you got it, yeah. Karotid. Carotid. And the femoral. Right.

I know that one because of dexter. And it's in the leg, the femoral. Yeah, next to your. Femar. There you go. I honestly just did that with context, Clis. It's just something I like to do. I'm surprised you knew the femur was a bone.

You don't respect me. I do respect you. You don't respect me as a human. First of all, I, You don't think I'm smart. You don't think I know bones? First of all, I... 206.

206. I talk about how smart you are all the time. I think that you are incredibly smart. Okay. You think I don't know what a femur is. It's the most famous bone. No? Who's the most famous bone?

Humorous. It's kind of funny. I got it. Yeah, write that down. That's got to be like a $100 fine or something. Why? Whoa, whoa. Why am I getting fined?

I vote for the tailbone. Tailbone is not. Tailbone is not the most famous bone. The worst name? one is the cock six. I'll tell you that. Definitely not by your cock and there's only one of them. Mark them down again.

What? Come on! Why am I getting marked there? That's fucked up. What is the most famous bone? Collar? Collar's a good bone. Skull. Is the skull a bone or a collection of bones? You know, it's a skull. But isn't aren't there bones...

Are teeth bones? No. Those are enamel. What is that? It's teeth. I think it's like what our nails are also made out of. Or is that... You know what? I don't like this.

Watch this. Watch. I don't really know. Yeah. I can't accept the answer of skull because it's 22 separate bones. There we go. See, I told you. Nose. Nose bone.

There is no nose bone. Your nose is cartilage. There's no bone. Are you serious? So hold on. That's bad. So hold on. See, now you think I think I think you're a

idiot because I'm surprised that you know the femur's a bone but there you are spewing out you got a nose bone there's no bone whatsoever so what do people break still their nose they break the cartilage you ever see a skull it has it's not there's nothing there yeah you know we can break wait a sec what do we now hold on you better hope there ain't a bone i know i'm gonna be fucking and you better hope too giggles In trouble. Is there a nose in your bone? But yeah,

but like, that's backwards. Is there a bone in your nose? Uh, no, no, no. Don't, no, no, it's cartilage. It's cartilage.

This is the hardest cartilage on the planet, then. It's cartilage, just cartilage. Damn, so I was right. See, I knew it. You're an idiot. There are bones in your nose.

No, no, no, no. Don't, don't read that part. They only make up the top part, specifically the upper third. Yeah, the bridge, bro. This is hard bone. Yeah, but it's,

It's not a nose bone. He's kind of, all right, now I'm back on... It's jutting out. This is your nose here, buddy. I'm back on Joey's smart, Nancy, idiot. The two lower thirds are made of cartilage, which is why the tip of your nose is flexible. Yeah, like this part, I didn't think this was a fucking bone, obviously, but this is a bone.

Yeah. And... Yeah. See, I'm so sorry. Do you see what he made me do? He gave me incorrect information to gas me up. Here I am. A gas.

It was a trap just to see if Frankie would jump ship, and he jumped ship right away. I did. I did jump ship. But now I'm back swimming on your ship. All right, swimming over back to your ship. Swimming. I left my ship of calling you an idiot. And now I believe that you're smart again.

The problem is that bone isn't considered your nose. I mean, but it makes up your nose. I mean, this is what I'm referring to. It makes up the structure of your nose. breaks their nose. I'm assuming they're talking about the bone. And you can't break cartilage. Yeah, you can. No. I think that's a whole point of it being cartilage is that it won't break. You can't like break this. You break the like the bone. I got it. See, I'm sorry. I'm here to apologize. Admit my wrongdoing. That's why you're here. Yeah, not because I get paid.

I want to. I will bow to you if you need to. me too. Ew. Actually, no. Let them bow. Make a bow. I would like to, I think we should, we should take that from the Japanese. We should bow.

That'd be cool. Like saying hello. Well, I think we've taken a lot from the Japanese over the last century. I think we should, you know. Are you referring to the technology or the lives? I'm referring to an all-encompassing view of it. I do like bowing. and I'll do you one better.

I want to like, if I ever go to Japan, I want to be told what to do. Like I want, so like, I saw recently that there's a minor league baseball team where Hideki Matsui was there. And I was like,

oh, this would be so cool if I went and got to meet him, but would I shake his hand or would I bow? Because I wouldn't want to be disrespectful. You know, I want to make sure I'm being responsible

and, you know, respectful. But I want someone to say, like, the way, you're meeting Hadeki Matsui, you can bow or you can shake his hand. I want to be, I just want to be told. But his nickname was what? Yeah, I'm not.

Was Godzilla, right? Yeah, I, I, looking back, it was 2003 when he made the, the, Deke Matsui's nickname was Godzilla. I can imagine you being a little drunk off. So I'd be like, go. I know, I know. And, hindsight, hindsight, it was, why give him that nickname? Yeah, you know, like that was.

Bad. Shout out to Hadeki-Madsovi. It's a World Series MVP, right? In 2009, yeah. If you look at those numbers, boy, oh, boy, did he put on a clinic. He was slapping the thing. He put on a clinic. How do we get it? What were we talking about? I thought the nose didn't know. I can't believe

Oh, what I was saying, I am sorry. Oh, we're back. I'm... I don't really know how to accept it. I am, can I? Yeah. I'm sorry. Okay, it's okay. What more do you... Let me finish.

Oh. So you know what I'm sorry for. What's so funny, Giggles? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, no, wait, what? I'm going to apologize.

No, no, no. I'm going to fucking apologize to you. You stop. Yo, I'm not stopping. Frank, you have your hands under the desk? No, no, no, I'm sorry. I was just playing with the loop of my, what do you think I was going to do?

Loading up something. Or the last time you did this, you had a fake wiener. So, I don't know. I did, I did. I'm not doing either of those things. I was just playing with the loop of my drawstring. I am sorry I incorrectly assumed

the status of surprised thinking that you knew what a femur was and that was diminishing your intellect I will never question you again please don't let this be the end of us I can't even begin to explain how uncomfortable that is to sit through

I'm not apologizing for the nose thing I don't think it's the nose I know that you don't You're only doing that to be contrarian Has anyone ever told you your contrarian King conch over there King conch Yeah

Whatever I got fine Triple it and fucking swallow it Triple it and fucking swallow it That was bad King Conch All right I'll write it Sorry You know I feel like you don't even write stuff

over there. There's a bunch of stuff. Should I start posting what I write? No. Yeah. That would be funny. I'll start posting. What is with your hat by the way? You've worn it a bunch of times. What does it mean? Vroom? Yeah. It's the sound of car bakes. This is this. I'm back to thinking you're a fucking idiot. I know that. I'm so sorry. This is a this is from the cardathon. Oh, okay. It's from cargo room. Yeah, it's coming up. July. You plug another thing and I will cut your head off. I will come over there. Can I ask you seriously? Can I ask you seriously. question and this is like a legit question wait wait wait be careful don't let me buckle in

don't set me up here because do you do you like do you like specifically wear picky boy stuff to come here and record no it's just all you have it's all i got it's all i got is literally all i have it's just all i got it's all i have all right i was wondering just a little i threw out more clothes to make space for more more picky boy stuff i did I'm with you. I love the Sanagada Studios merch

and like the show merch and all the stuff that we did. I'm dead serious. I'm not like trying to be like a go buy at shop. At santagados studios. I like we make legitimately good quality shirts and stuff.

Like those tour shirts were unbelievable. They were. They were so good. Oh. Like how they feel. I'm tactile. You know that. Do you just pull stuff out and you touch it?

If I'm going to buy a shirt, I need to feel it and make sure I like it first. Do you a fidgety guy? Did you get really into fidget spinners when they came out? No, I don't know if I had one or if someone I knew had one and I played with it. But I'm sure I fidget.

I love a fidget spinner. Fidget spinners, like, I like the ones that were like, it was like a cube and it had like a button or a... My sister got me one of those. Yeah, that I like. Yeah, because it's got buttons, then the other one's like a joystick. Yes.

And then there's one's like a switch. You get tick, tit, tit. Yes, that one's good. And I'm like, ooh, I like that. I do like, I pick. at my fingers, which you know is an issue that I have. Yeah, so why I have my... Yeah, I mean, hey man.

Sorry, that was good. Whoa, you love that. That was funny. I didn't expect it. Because of the band-aid. To stop yourself from chewing. You didn't notice that he wears band-a? Are you crying? Yeah, a little bit.

Oh, you laugh at fucking alcoholics, too, you freak? You fucking heartless bitch. What's that being? Oh, that you're an addict for this. addict, but it's just it's how I cope. You know why he has to cope? Tell him. I don't know. Well, they could get infected and I don't want that to happen.

Are there any teeth marks in the Band-Aid because you forget sometimes? No. That was a good question. I gotta say, I gotta say. Me? I don't like what he's doing and you're kind of fucking gently patting him on the back and pushing him in that fucking direction. For the last 10 minutes, I feel like this is not my show. you guys have been

and I'm Switzerland he's got to bow again he needs to yeah all right sorry what no you bow too thank you so much this is not this is not my show

you heard him say that mine and then he looked at us I'm so sorry no I'm saying that you guys are going back and forth with each other first of all that thing put you in a good mood if that's not selling you on angry

I don't know what yeah Jesus Christ you went from fucking he he's an Aha, so giggles McGee over there. Accurate. Accurate. Gosh. My bet.

Gosh, gosh, gosh. What are you laughing about? No, you got to giggles. No, what are you doing? What the hell is funny with you? Now this is no longer my show. How's that? Bow to me.

That's not even what I meant by that. Bow to me. Well, how am I going to do it? The deeper the bow, the more respectful. full of the respect. Oh, that was a good bow. That was a good bow. And now he's breaking shit.

This episode is getting off the rails. You're drunk. You're an idiot. You don't know bones. You don't know bones. I know bones. Can you name? How many bones can you name?

206. No. Oh, I can't name. That's my bones. I asked you. Collarbone. Femar. I almost said Lima.

That's Peru. Yeah, that is in Peru. Nose, skull. Well, the skulls a collection of bones. All right. It's 22 bones, actually, so he named 22. No, if you just say skull, that's like if I say baseball and I named all the players. Mandible.

Okay. I don't think. Finger. Those are called the phalanches. Elbow? Forearm. Is elbow a bone? No.

Probably not. They probably have, like, crazy Jurassic names, and I don't know them. Do you know bones? I know some humorous, tibia, fibbia, femur. Tibia is a good one. Pitella. That's a tendon. No.

Vitella tendon. Isn't the patella your kneecap? It is your kneecap. Thank you. What is the patella tendon then? I think it's the patella. Is that what attaches to the kneecap kind of thing? I thought the patella was the patella tendon.

It says patella. Maybe it's... Victor Cruz broke his... Oh, no. Years ago. I don't care about Victor Cruz. That's the reason why I know it. You think I care about that?

Should. Phalanges. Coxix. Hip. Ribs. Ribs. Rib bone. Spine.

Dude, dude. Spine. Isn't the spine like there's the thoracic spine? There's the lumbar spine. There's like different parts of it. Yo, spine? The spine is fucking crazy, dude. There's fluid in it?

Bro, there's fluid. There's little like little discs of shit in between the bones. What is that? And then like, it has like it looks like a spine. if that makes sense. Yeah. Like, the fact that there's oil in it,

not oil, like liquid, and you got to like... Drink. Like, it's like mad and important. Bro, you take some of that liquid and people will,

like, lose feeling in their legs and shit like that. Yeah. What is that? It's like magic liquid. Uh, I don't know what kind of liquid it is,

but spinal fluid. Yo, we're idiots. Ocular, what's this shit called? Uh, oh my God. UFC fighters break it all the time.

ocular. What is this shit called? Your eye bone. Optical lens? No. Why is that funny? Orbital. Orbital bone.

Orbital bone. Orbral. We don't know any fucking bones, dude. But we don't need to know bones. Cheek bones. Yeah, who the fuck are we? We're not doctors, believe it or not? Also, if a doctor, what is the doctor going to do with knowing a bone?

If I broke my bone, I wouldn't be like, name the bone. I'd be like, fix the bone. Well, I hope they would be able to tell. how you which bone it was so then they can fix that bone. But forget about knowing the, if I break my arm, I don't even be like, oh, you know what the scientific name for this is? I'd be like, doctors fix my fucking arm. Well, it's good that they know it, but you don't need to,

they don't need to show off. Like the waiters that sit there and remember, you know, your fucking order. Full cert. Is that this episode? I don't even know. I don't know. No, that was not to step-office.

They all seem to fucking mend together. It's all meshing together. together. Oh, completely random. And it's not your show anymore. You see the trailer for the... Oh, you're bowing to me again? No, that was to him. How far down can you get? Don't.

Do you see the trailer for Evil Dead Burn? Wait, before you answer that, you ever try to suck your own winner? Wait before you answer that. Probably. Are you happy? Probably? Which one to me? Happy? No.

Same. I'm asking you... question. I said, have you ever sucked your own wiener? And you said, probably. No, no, no, no, attempted. You said. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. What, how, like, I didn't get close. That was probably the follow-up. I kind of jumped that gun. No, I wasn't even thinking that, but, I mean, that's a fair question. Have you? I don't think so. You haven't tried? I don't think so. Frankie looks like a trier. No, I have not tried because I'm flexible enough to believe that if I did try, I would do it.

Oh, you think you could get that thing there? Not now. Maybe like 10 years ago. In your prime? In prime flexibility age. Yeah. Yeah. And I wouldn't want, like, I wouldn't be able, like,

how do you live with that? It's Pandora's box. You know what I mean? Once you open it. It's what you pop you can't stop. Once you pop, you can't stop. Is it actually possible? I can guarantee.

Bro, there are people bending they other way. I mean, you could fit, you could, you know, like, if you see, like, if you see, like, gymnasts, they can like fold in half. That's true. I mean, I don't know because like if you bend someone at the hip,

like just like the angle of where, if this is, I'm not going to use that. Can't bend that. All right. Say this is a person. Okay. Okay. And say this not drawn to scale, obviously.

And this is their weiner. This is their mouth. Okay. like when you bend Yeah it's like not lining up It's not lining up So like you'd have to like bend and like curl Yeah

To like There has to be a very very flexible And very thin person Yeah I imagine Yeah you know which No I wasn't saying you I was saying me You saw that right

I was saying I saw that right? No no no no no no no no no no Now you're on his side I'm always on his side You have to be legally I'm legally I signed something a while ago. Employment-wise, you have to be on the side.

You have to be legally. The court. The court says you do. But no. No avail. No avail? No avail. Well,

maybe if you try it real hard. Get someone on OPL. Who's like, I do this. I do this to myself. I found out and I did it forever. I'm sure that maybe we'll pop up one day. Yo, that could you imagine? What a, like, a conundrum.

Yeah. Yeah. And this is a serious question here. Yeah. Would you consider that a homosexual encounter? It's masturbation, maybe. Yeah, I don't. I don't think so. If you... That's masturbation plus. That's a premium account.

Yeah, that is, to be fair. I don't know if I'd pay for it. There's no ads. There's no ads. So what if you had a clone? That's like Mickey 17. I didn't see the movie, but I know that was in the trailer. Robert Pattinson was fucking himself.

well I fell asleep in that movie not because it was bad but because I was I was a little tired oh wait you actually watched it it was on you didn't get to the part where he had sex with himself I would have remembered that hmm interesting I didn't get a hole

I got like 10 minutes in I mean clearly you missed the hole marked that down I think we're getting off the rails here and maybe we should just oh you know oh oh okay oh hello

How do you end a podcast after talking about sucking your own wainer? Yield conversation. I think you transition into something that's a little more palatable. Let's talk football. Football. Football. Are you ready for some football? We're not even close to football season.

I know, I know. But they're announcing the schedules soon, if they haven't already by the time this comes out. I'm excited. I'm trying to clean it up for the end of the episode, Joey. forgive me here we went from talking about bones to sucking our own winners that was completely my fault by the way

I want to take full blame you should and you know what oh oh oh that was a good one I'm going to I'm going to bow to the audience as well because that one's on me but we're going to end that there before this gets any

even if it's all this time you you yo that fucking phone gets me every time every that is one of the best addition to the show outside of me that has ever been made the yes outside of me i got it what is that what you write down boo he just does nothing but i'm letting you know he doesn't like you know

you and i are going to have a talk solo yeah and then you'll disseminate the information to him oh what's that word i like it disseminate like to him oh seminate's crazy that sounds like i'm doing Like you're disseminating yourself. It sounds like we're right back into the conversation now. Fuck. Yeah. Again, my fault. Frank, where can they find you?

He looked up to make sure disseminate. Actually, remember what it is. And it is so he doesn't want to say it because I'm right. You too? He's right. The Frank Alvarez all over social media. Go check it out. Check out Patreon.

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