The Basement Yard - #575 - Work Hard, Play Harder

Episode Date: October 5, 2026

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Welcome back to the basement. Welcome back to the basement yard. Frank? I got to be honest with you. I just caught it with myself. I'm a little fucking stinky. What the fuck is that? That's where we're going to start? You stink? Like ship? A little bit. No, just like... Like a big ship? No. Slow down. I'm not... Wait, wait, like, like shit or like ship? I wish I smelled like a ship. Whoa. Do you? You wish you smelled like barnacles?

What do you? I don't know. I assume the ocean smell like. I don't even know what a barnacle is. The ocean doesn't smell awful. It's just like when there's

like dead shit in it. That's when it smells like shit. Wait, what's a barnacle? It's like a little animal that like builds a little shell and like lives in a little fucking shell with a little hole at the top of it. It's like a boat pimple.

Yeah, kind of. And they're also on whales, right? Are they on whales? Maybe. Maybe I'm like slower living animals. But like, there's animals in there, brother. You ever see them crunch them off of lobsters?

They go on lobsters. Do we eat them? I don't think we can eat. Those are those little motherfuckers. Yeah, brother. This is gross looking. I kind of like them. No, they can, like, hurt animals.

So, like, they can grow. You've never seen the people that take them off of lobsters? No. Dude, there's, like... Scraping barnacles off of lobsters? Brother, scraping. They use, like, fucking, like, needle-nose pliers and shit like that. Ew.

Because they're, like, strong bitches. Oh, they're little strong rocks. They're little... But there's... In the middle? That little thing in the middle is an animal. Yeah, people, like, scrape them off. Oh.

I like new Like that Like when I'm looking at it I'm like I know that's a barnacle But I don't know what it is I'm pretty sure it's an animal And the thing around it is like a shell Yeah it can like fuck with like ships

It can propellers It could fuck with lobsters Bro every time I see a picture of a propeller I just think of Titanic And that dude jumping off the back And hit one and just spin it And like but dang Like hit that shit

I love that sound You like so I like the sound of a body Hitting a propeller off the Titanic I guess that's what I like I mean I get you know what it's a one of one sound so you know what else I really like when you throw you remember at the end of Tommy boy

where he throws a football and it hits the old lady in the face and it makes that like I the the sound of like when a ball hits someone's face that's a very very good sound it's like a paint it's like that it's a paint I fuck with that sound that is a really good sound but bro there there's this TikTok account where these guys are like

shipers Sailors? Fishermen. One of those three. And then they'll fucking like Find a lobster and they'll be like this poor guy Got too many barnacles on it And it's like fucking with its ability to like be a lobster So let's just take them off help them out

Scrape them off throw it back in. Wow. I want to catch a fish Just to have the feeling of You fucking tossing that bitch back into the water. You know what I mean? Like does it hurt them? A hook is in there.

face. No, no, no, that part I imagine isn't sick. But like when you like toss it back. Oh, I mean, if you throw it like Vlad Guerrero, maybe. I don't think I'm hop-stepping tossing this thing. You can't gronk spike it into the ocean. You got to like let it go. I don't think that's what's happening. But like a, I think they're durable. You can throw them around. Are they? Well, probably the bigger the fish, the more durable they are. If I take a little sunny and I toss that bitch, it's probably going to get in a little bit of trouble. If you try to toss a like a sword fish, it's not, nothing's going to happen to it. First of all, you ain't picking up a swordfish.

I don't even know how big they are. A swordfish can get up to like a thousand pounds, can't they? That's a big fish. Like they could be, and they've got that bitch on the top. Like a sword. That's the sword part of the whole name. Yeah, I don't. I mean, listen, I have no idea.

But guys, today we actually have a surprise. That's right. We have a lot of surprises. First, I was stinky and now we have a surprise. Yeah, he's stinky and now we have a surprise. Watch it. But me and, me and Frank have been doing this thing behind the show. the scenes here since Halloween's coming up. We came up an idea and now we're kind of going to present

it to each other for the first time. But independently, we have been working with our merch company to create a Halloween costume of each other. Yes. So we haven't seen these. He made me, I made him. Is that? Yeah, that's what happened. I think that's the idea. Okay, yeah. So we're revealing it for the first time. And also, these will be available for purchase two days. So if you're watching this, you can go on standingoutisdustodos.com and get it. And I'll tell you this, though, limited edition. Let's do limited. Let's do work quickly here, okay?

Because I'll tell you right now, there's only 500 of each of them. I feel like I put a lot of thought into mine. I feel like you're going to get angry at this one. Well, you may not. You may be angry too. I don't know. The fuck do I got to be angry about. I don't got to be angry about shit.

I don't get angry about anything. So the joke there is that I just got angry. Right. Yeah, exactly. Do you want to show me? Sure. So there's some, there's like a main component and then there's some. I got some, like, accessories.

Yeah, I got some accessories too. We were told to have accessories. You got a Velcro sneaker back there? What's going on? No, you aren't cool enough to wear Velcro sneakers anymore. I'm not old enough to wear a Velcro sneaker or young enough. Who the fuck cares? You can wear them right now if you want.

Do they make Velcro sneakers for people our age? I'm sure they do, but no one wears them. Frank, they exist. It's just anything that exists. All right. Let me see, let me see, let me see. First thing I have, because obviously you need like... You need to look like me.

You need to look like you. Which a part of me is my clothing. Exactly. Yes. All right. Now we're fucking talking. Yo! Hold on.

It's a Hawaiian shirt, but also, if you notice... First of all, get the tag away from there. No! We don't need that. If you notice, there's a hot dog in it. We, you unironically made a sick Hawaiian shirt. Look at that. And it's also drizzled in the perfect way.

Yeah. And I noticed, by the way, no mustard because get that to fuck off my shirt. I would never put mustard on my shirt because I'm an American. So I'm saying. So this is a, I feel like you would wear this. Unironically, nice shirt. I know. Like, that is a good shirt.

I know. It's going to make my shirt. Maybe me, maybe a little not as. Wait, what does that mean? Well, yours is, as you could see here, it says overpriced, but super trendy t-shirt. Because that's what you have. You're a piece of shit. You're a garbage man.

And it's like in like the font where it's just like, you know, the like Brooklyn like, you know, it's just what it is. And it's black and white, like the Valenciaga shirts that we talked about. Which I still have yet to see by the way. You've seen one still? You have not seen one. Oh my eyes have been a gape the whole time. Well, don't say a gape.

So you can wear this t-shirt. Wow. And you could do like the messy hair. You could do the facial hair and everything. The messy hair. right there. Yeah. You're right there.

Messy, messy, though. It's not like, sure. You got like messy, messy. Sure.

It's a good. I think that, that works. Unironically, would you wear this? No. Yeah. Okay.

But I get why you would, you would put that on there. Yes. Do you also, so we have accessories to. Yes. Can I go my first one? We'll snake.

We'll snake. We'll snake it. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So you can't be Joey without quietly flaunting your will. All right.

What does this mean? So we have a wallet here. And as you could see, it's a $5,000 bill with your face on it. Is that an actual wallet? Yeah. It's a functioning actual wallet. Like you could, it can hold, I don't know how well it's going to hold. Is that a picture of me on the front?

Yes, you're on the dollar, the $5,000 bill. And it says the basement yard will pay to the bearer on demand. And then it says making money is laborious. you had to sneak that in on there you know sometimes you got to be consistent so it's like an actual wallet yes uh actual wallet it has the queen's new york oh that's fire yeah at the bottom it says sanagato for the treasurer of the united states which the way that we're going you might be there in a couple years you know and the basement yard logo with the queen's sigil again i mean this is this is a beautiful wallet it can hold actual money um

Um, you know, so ridiculous. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna snake. So we're gonna, I'll do two in a row. You're gonna snake, okay. I have, I mean, this, I feel like if you're Frank and you're wearing the, uh, the Hawaiian shirt, yes, and it's got the hot dog on it. Yes. Let's make it realistic.

Let's get an actual hot dog here. But it's squishy. Is, oh, is it like the butter squishes? Dude, like, I swear to God, the texture of this. You're gonna want to eat it. You're gonna want to eat it. Holy shit. Oh, I didn't even know that came out.

Wait, don't think it's supposed to. Okay. Well, that looks. Frank, we're going to get demonetized. Stop! Oh, it's not, this is weekly. Oh, this does feel good. It feels good.

It feels good, right? It's like memory foam. I know. You ever just like do this just to watch it grow? Yeah. Wow, that actually was cooler than I thought it was going. All right. I love it.

Yeah. So you got the, you got the, you got the, well, let it fall out again. Let it fall out again. It just looks like, dog. It does look like a hot dog. That's a beautiful looking hot dog. Put that shit on the table. I need to see the full fucking costume together. You're right. You're right. You know what you're doing. So I got the Hawaiian shirt. I got the hot dog. And then for my last part of the, the, uh, for my last accessory of the costume. Hold on. It's a basement yard piss model.

So it's shaded yellow. So it looks like it's filled with piss because don't do that. Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't. But it's an actual bottle. Is this going to be my, my, my fucking, like, what I'm remembered for forever? Is that an actual, like, functioning water bottle? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You could, like, put water in here. I don't know what this is.

It's like a little, like cap to it, but whatever. Is he that? It's Halloween, water's not going in there. Oh, yeah, he means. Jameson and water's going to go in there. Yeah, honestly, I'd prefer piss at that point in time. That is a piss bottle for you. So you could just carry it around on Halloween, like, hey, is that piss?

Yeah, it is. Well, someone is getting stopped with water. in that thing and they're just going to be like, we need to talk. No, it's pee. I don't know. I mean, please don't piss in that. Or, would that be a nice? Okay, well, I've got one more that I think

people are going to fucking lose their mind for. I truly, truly, truly believe that people are going to lose their mind. Let's see. So, you got the big billionaire Joe. The other way that you can possibly be Joe is you can have a phone. You have the orange phone. But here's the thing, is that it

actually plugs it to your phone. So, like, you can actually make a call. You can take a call? You can take a call. There's volume buttons on it. So, like, give me a call right now. I'm literally going to call your phone. Call my phone right now. I'm calling it.

This would be bad. Yeah, this wasn't tested. Hello? Bro, this sounds clearer than your actual phone. Really? And there's a volume button on it. I think that's for you. Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't be for it.

Yeah, I know. I couldn't hear it. You were a little low, but like, hey, fuck you. Yeah, I can hear it. I mean, I can hear it also in your life. Okay. But it's actually functional and it works and you could pick up the phone call from here Amazing. So you could just be at work and you can be like that scream at people in the phone

I gotta be honest with you the feeling of like if someone pisses you off to go like this and then like Slash it and then I mean they might not yeah I mean it is pretty sturdy but you probably will break it I can almost guarantee you're gonna break it yeah but yeah so that's that's what you're gonna have is you're gonna have these are good gadgets Listen a good gadget brings the goods to gadgets Not a sentence. I don't know, not one at all. So what you could do here is, I feel like we're like QVC at this point. I know.

What you could do here? You hit that number on the screen right now. This number down the bottom right here. You call this number right now. You'll get 10 payments of 599, 10% off. Yeah, don't say that. Because people, you could get into like, you know, issues with like misappropriating with the actual prices. I don't know the price.

What you could do is you want to look like Joe Santagata for Halloween. Go to Sanagata Studio. videos.com today check out the costumes do you get you know it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's right there if you want to be frank you want this really cool shirt and you want a piss bottle yeah but also if you want this functioning orange phone and a wallet with joe sanangato's face on it which what else is there you know i mean i got to be honest that stress hot dog is it's yeah it is nice i know you're going to take this and that's a nice shirt you're going to take all of this this yo just think about this all jokes aside if you have you have

had to piss in your car. That is a good, but there's that like insert in it. That insert's going into the fucking, you got to rip it out. That's going into the garbage. I think it's just like, you know. And also, if you got for a video, you get pulled over and they're like, is that piss? You could be like, no, no, no, look. It's like, it's like in here.

Yeah, because I could fit in there. Let me see that. I think I'd make it. I think you can fit your balls in it too. So go check it out at sidingata studios.com. There's a limited edition, 500 each. So hopefully the Frank one sells out faster. Yeah.

I don't know. This is pretty cool. Hello. Also, there will be two Halloween designs that Athena made on the website as well. Those are available. So go to santa goddess studios.com today. They're all available today so that we can try and get you that stuff in time for Halloween. But October 5th, 7 a.m., so if you're watching this out in the public, then they're available.

I'm sure someone has already clipped this. Yeah, but if it goes out available on, like it goes first on Patreon, then people are like, it's not available. It's like, it goes October 5th. It's when the pub sees it. You know what I mean? Yeah, come on, guys. Come on some fucking slack. Come on some fucking slack here.

Look at all this slack that we have. Can you cut us some of it? Bleeds. Bleeds. But yeah, go check that at Sandagos studios.com. By the way, notice no ant costume. I wasn't going to say it. Well, I will say this.

I know. I know. I will say this. if we were to put together a nan costume, what would it include? Fake glasses. Yeah. That's a good one.

You're exposing him, too, by the way. By the way, it's other show merch. It would just be a hat that just says other show. That's funny. The other show. Or it'd just be like a big Mickey Mouse. Which we would immediately get hammered by Disney. Oh, yeah.

The old one's in public domain. It would be all right. Yeah, but you don't like the old one. You need to like... Yeah, you're right. Or some obscure anime. They'll hammer you too. brother you ain't putting anything anime on that shirt's true what about some like a rainforest

cafe they need all the help they can get so they might just be happy yeah maybe like a yeah one of those some sort oh like a like a twisted tea are you still doing that no they stop because it's too much sugar i remember i you told me twist tea lights oh i love that they've made this step the responsible step at like twisted tea lights but not just stopping the drink No, no, no, we're just going to go the light version. Interesting. Yeah, that's what I would do for Ann. I'm going to get both of those.

Or like a sports shirt that just says the other team. Or like a mask that makes it look like your face is just doing this. You notice you do that a lot? Yeah, I noticed. That's just a thing. I gotta say, you've been putting together fits, my guy. You noticed this guy? Well, we chose the one episode.

You threw a fit like crazy. You're throwing together fits, you know? Double up, this is a quick change. He was looking at watches before, you know. You're throwing fits. Trying. You're a stylish guy now? No.

He's stylish. I mean, I said at the end of the day, on the other episode, he's getting silenced now. I think you should just, you fully just, like, let your facial hair grow out, let your hair, hair grow out. What would grow on your face? Because there's not a whole lot of evidence of growing. Can you give us a picture? You have a picture of you facialed out.

No. You have a picture of you. being facial. You being facialed out. Can you get a stash? Not really. It's very sad. Can we do one for November?

It will not be one. It'll be something. I was going to say, are we going to commit to not shaving for November like everyone in college did, but I shave every like four weeks anyways, so. Yeah, I also haven't seen a clean shave on my face since high school. 60,000 patrons? I've never seen. I mean, yours grows back pretty quickly.

I don't think anyone would enjoy what they see under here. Why? I just don't think. I think you'd be... You know what? Oh, I'm adding myself in that group, by the way. Oh, you'd be fine, bitch. I'd be like, this is bad.

People would be completely okay with it. I think that... Well, forget about people. I am people, too. How about we do this? 60,000 patrons, we both commit to completely shaving our faces. And then what about I get, like, a prosthetic

bearded mustache. You know what's made of... You know, it's made of... Unarotic. Like, you are going to probably look great with facial hair. I have no idea. But I've never experienced... What do you see?

see on him a goatee? No, give me a beard. I could see you having like a soul patch. No, there's a little mustache that Charlie Chaplin used to wear. Yeah, that was coming. Charlie among other people. He was before. He could, he, he, he had it before. He was grandfathered in like Mariana Rivera wearing 42. What are we doing? Like Mariana Rivera wearing 42. Yeah, it's got to say, you know, we're stylish group. When you look up like that That's your little sneaky face That is my sneaky face

And I'm a stinky I got stinky face Why do you smell? I think I was just I was wearing a jersey And then underneath Like I know I put deodorant on today But you're smelling like funk

Do you like it? Yeah, you do You filthy fuck Just a little You like it Just a little Does it sting you? Like you know when you smell stuff

And like it hits the back of your brain Will you come smell? Didn't we do this But you smelled me Well, you say, you openly say you don't stink. Not all the time. There's a very rare occurrence where I start to smell like stuff. People immediately called you out for that ad that you did.

I know. People, yo, fuck you guys. I'll stand up. First of all, it's an antiperspirant. I sweat like a bastard. He does. Yo, like a real son of a. Like a real son of a bitch.

I do. I sweat like crazy. You sweat. But I sweat here. Like, I sweat here too. Well, you sweat here. My head Because I have such a big head

I don't think that's what that is I think you just But my pits like They definitely sweat and they get slippery But I don't get like giant Yeah I don't get like There are people that sweat way more Have you guys been watching the

Hydrosis What's it called? Hydroidoboh Hydroidoboh Hydrois I don't know It sounds right Hydrophonosis

No it's like when you sweat a lot It's called Hydromero That was a teacher in my high school. Hydromedus? Hydrois. Hyperhydrosis. Hyperhydrosis we all technically got.

This also sounds like a blastoice thing. Yeah, absolutely does. You're like, blastsois, you're hyperhydrosis. Fuck up a char's already easy. I'll tell you right now. That shit is going to take out a fucking lot of people. Doubles battles? 100%.

Ooh. You haven't played there. You're not ready for that. I'm not right there. Fuck, I had something to say, but now I forgot it. You were talking about high school teachers or something? No, I mean, that was a teacher in my high school, Mr. Hudimidis. He's Greek.

Duh, and had a giant head. Big head? Like a fat head like mine, or like a big head? Like, looks like the way he was walking, like he'd fall over just one little. So he had like a helmet head. Brother? Yeah. Like, he looked like the Pokemon Chudel.

You're not going to. You're not going to. But you're not going to. I'll tell you who's got a big fucking head. One time I was at a restaurant and I was sitting next to an Adama con Su, bro, his head is... First of all, that looks like my haircut. That's what he had.

That's what he had. I didn't want to be offensive to you. Oh, he did. He had the pointy haircut, too. He did. He did. Way too late. What am I doing? And he apparently was a real bastard, too, so. Oh, well. That he evolves into Dreadnod.

That's a cool Pokemon. Look at that son of a bitch. Oh, he's kind of cool. It looks like a... Snapping Turtle. Yeah. Yeah. All right.

What's the name of that little thing? Chudel. Chudel. Yeah. Sounds like a nice little snack. Yeah. I mean, yeah, like a British, like it'd be like a British snack. Like a Cheetos, but it's like, yeah.

Those are the chit-wes. Yeah. Oh, you got some shows. Actually, that's funny because I think this was in the part, like that game was based off of London. Huh. Maybe we're on to something here. Yeah, I think we might be. Yeah.

Oh, interesting. But what were you saying about sweating? I was just, I just think that, you know, I, I, I just think that, you know, I, I, I, just like I caught a whiff while we were starting to record and I was just like, uh-oh. Do your thighs and ass sweat a lot? Like if you're sitting down on a seat and then you sit up and you're like, oh, God. It's a dry heat down there. Like, I'm not like, I'm not like, you know what I mean?

It's like Vegas. Like you get there and you're just like, this is manageable, but it's hot. So there's not a whole lot of like water, but there is a sense of hot, uncomfortable stuff. Yeah. It's a sauna. I don't sweat often or plentiful. You've got the, you know, hyperhydrosis. I'm a little sweaty whore, yeah.

You know, which is, you know, whatever. That's your thing. Yeah. You could take the sweat. I try to not sweat. And I don't know what I'm doing, but like sometimes I'll get on the treadmill and be like, I'm going to make it a mile. I really do this.

I'm going to make it a mile before a bead of sweat drop. Oh, you like try to like, you try to like outsmart your sweat glands? Well, my thought is like if I try to keep my heart rate as low as possible, then I won't sweat, which I don't know if it works like that, but this is what I tell myself. Yeah, I don't, I don't know how sweat works, but I imagine it's like, it's like a computer program. Like I imagine it's just like, he's doing the thing, time to get ready.

It's like, yeah, I mean, I think biologically your body sweats so that the water is on your skin to help you cool your skin down, but I'm thinking that my heart rate is an indicator of what my external temperature is. So I'm just trying to like, I like hold my breath, because if you hold your breath, your heart rate goes down. So sometimes I'll hold my breath when I'm running. I heard that it goes up.

If you, it will temporarily go down. If you hold your breath, it'll like start to drop. And then when you come back, then you're like hyperventiling a little bit. Oh, it'll go higher.

I always heard that like if you're like dozing off a little hold your breath because your body will start to think like, oh no, they're not breathing and it'll like kind of like do. Maybe. I mean, with me, I always do it where I like lay down and then I'll hold my breath

and my heart rate starts to drop. Be real fucking honest. Be real fucking honest for one second. Yeah. Do you ever taste your sweat? Like, ever, like, a bead, like, rolled... I mean, I've tasted my sweat not on purpose, if that's what you mean. Yeah, I'm not sitting there and saying that you're, like, licking it on purpose, but, like, have you gotten a little taste of it?

Yeah, yeah, of course, of course. That's a little salty. Little. A lot of. Yeah. A lot of. Yeah. Like, when you sometimes, because I got the beer a little bit, you know, and it sneaks in there, and I got...

I have, like, a jet stream, like a, like a, like a, a, like a, a splash. Like, when you're driving in the car and you see the water all going, the water, you know, and it's, and it's... one way and stuff like that. When I sweat, it just, it hits that and it flies into my mouth. Ooh. And I don't like it. If it meant that you wouldn't sweat for one whole year, but you need a drink, let's say eight ounces of your own sweat, you doing it?

Like in a cup. Yeah. You're doing it? I think so because I, I'm like very aware of sweating. And like, I just don't want to be. I've seen you sweat, but I guess I've never seen it like. Well, it's because I'm on camera a lot. So I like, like, you remember when we shot that thing that we can't talk about yet?

But we shot something. And like that day was super hot. And I'm like, I'm going to. Well, you were, you were not happy with that. I mean, they were putting. I already sweat like crazy. I got hyper hydro hydro hydro hydro. Hirocks.

It was 100 degrees out. And you had to continuously walk in and out, in and out, in and out of the heat. And it was like, they put me in a thing that was very hot. We have to be so vague with this. But I sweat a lot. So like in situations like that, now I'm worried. about like does my hair just like sweaty and I look like ridiculous.

So if I didn't have to sweat and I could just I'll do it. But like eight ounces brother. That's not a little. That's eight like that's like can I mix it? I'll sip it. I could do it. Oh brother I feel like that's way worse.

I feel like you got to just down the whole thing. Maybe. Can I? No, not you. We know what you're doing. Like can I put this in a buzz ball? No, fuck you. Like if you could refrigerate it, you know,

make a little cold. I mean that would, I feel like that'd be way worse. I wouldn't want to see what that much sweat looks like If you let it set up You ever see that S&L That jackass stunt that they did They put Preston Lacey Who's like the big dude

In a sweatsuit They had him like work out In like a hundred degree room And then they drank some of his sweat Oh God I could never drink someone else's sweat That's outrageous But like my own

I think I could do But it's only one year That's a long time One year of no sweating You wouldn't like be like Oh man am I like I feel like, because I don't sweat nearly as much or as intensely as you do. I can wear whatever I want when I go out.

It's got fire. Is it that much of an impedance on your life? Yeah. Like, if it's hot out, like, I'm like, I'm just going to be sweating and then worried about what I look like. So, like, you would wear. I don't like the sweaty looking bastard. I mean, you'd still be hot. So, like, you wouldn't start wearing sweaters in the summer.

You would just. Well, no, no. I mean, but I, like, I don't care if I'm hot. I care that I'm sweating and look ridiculous. I mean, I think. hot is not good. Like if you're like wearing like a jacket in the summer like no body. I wouldn't.

But I'm saying like if I'm just in a t-shirt, I'd be worried of like I can't stay out here too long. I'm going to start sweating on my t-shirt. There's also got to be something dangerous about not sweating. Like I feel like if you do sweat, it's better than if you don't. Because if you don't like your body's just like, whoa, whoa, whoa, what the fuck?

Yeah, you got to get the shit out. Toxins or, you know, whatever. I don't, I think that's not real. I don't think you're not sweating out. toxins as much as it's just like electrolytes because that's why it's salty. Yeah, it's, yeah. It is a little salty. You ever, like, work out with a, with like a black

hat on, you're like, look at this. I specifically have, like, three hats that I use just for working out. Because then I'll, at the end, I'll be like, I was a good workout. Look at this, you know? Look at the salt lines. It's got like the white lines on it and shit like that. Yeah, it feels good. Is that one of them? It's just, it's very beaten by the sun, so I figured that maybe you were

working out. No, you know what this fucking hat is. I know. but I know what it is. No, I don't wear this at the gym. Okay. If I went to the gym and I wore a hat backwards, I hope that you would shoot me with a gun forwards. What's wrong with that?

Hat backwards. The gym's a little crazy. I wear that gym back hatwards. What? What? I wear the gym back. What happened? Call the ambulance.

Call the ambulance on this, son of a bitch. I wear the gym hat backwards. I wear my hat backwards at the gym. Oh, I feel like that's not good. That's like you're one step near fingerless gloves and shorts that go below the knees. Stop. You're there. There's a guy in my building that has a tattoo at the gym.

I'm just like worried that he sees this. Whatever. You think he's going to see this? I don't know. Do you think he knows you? I don't know. I mean, if it's a tribal tattoo, there's a lot of dushbag. It's not.

It's a tattoo that says... Oh, you're getting specific. He might. Yeah, it says like, it's like work hard over play hard. I don't know. Oh, no. It's like, oh, my God, you got... To get that tattooed on you, triple sucks.

Yeah. Because, like, I understand, like, there was a point in time where that was, like, the thing. Work, hard, play hard. Like, that was the thing, like, our generation, we were just getting in and out of college, and they were just like, work hard, play hard, you know. Yeah. But to live by it is another thing. It's another tattoo.

I will say he's working hard because he's in good shape. Yeah, but that just... I don't know how he plays. If I saw you with a work hard, play hard tattoo, I'm just thinking you're a drug addict. We don't know. I mean, that could be part of the playing hard. The drugs? Play hard drugs, yeah.

If you, yo, I'm going to go as far to say, that guy sucks. Can I ask you a question? No. When do you stop playing? Who are you asking here? Well, like, you know what?

But like, even you, you have to stop playing. Like, when you play, like, let's go out and play. Like, we're going to go play. It depends. Like, what is playing and what's hanging out? So I'll put this as plainly as I can. So, Mave, Ruby is now in school, full-time, kindergarten, miles in school. So at home now, it's really just Mave.

So if there's a day where I'm home and I have nothing going on or not much going on, I'll be like, let's go on the trampoline. You know, we'll go, we'll play for 25, 30 minutes. But I specifically do it around meals, right before lunch. So if we're going to eat lunch at like 12, we'll go out of like 1140, 1145. Why is that? So I'm going to be like, all right, it's lunchtime. So you got to put an end to play.

Because I don't want to break this kid's heart. Because they're going to want to keep playing. But I'm saying you. Like, I get kids play. But like, when do you, when are the age where it's like, we don't play no more. Play evolves, my guy. Play is subjective. What is play for a nine-year-old?

What is play for a 29-year-old? What is included in play at different ages? I just feel like sometimes you play and sometimes you hang out. And once you start hanging out, you don't play no more. You know, I think people like you, and this is, not like, I'm not saying this in like a, you need to play more. Like, you don't play a lot.

I will play. Play more, though. You will play, but like, play a little more. I probably should be playing more. You could play a lot. There's so much to play. Do you play? And sometimes you get played. You think he plays? You think he plays? Sometimes you get.

You think he plays? I mean, if you count Mario Kart, yeah, I think he plays a lot. If anything, that's not even considered play for him anymore. That's working out. Yeah, that's like, that's my job. That's the last time you played, you went out and you and your friends were just playing. I would love to know what is considered that. Like, like, you go out, you go, oh, we'll get in the end of a snowball fight. Or like, let's go rake leaves and jump in them.

Like, I got kids, so it's different. But also, I play video games. Becca and I play around two. We play. We play ha-haz-h-h-h-h-h- what's-hees. What's that, telling each other jokes? No, you know, we like, we play. I don't know how to... We play. play?

This is my cold question. Yeah, I know. You play? Yeah, nobody play. People hang out. They don't play. Yeah, like, what about, like, pick a basketball?

What does that count out? That's playing. All right. But it only counts as playing if people are coming from different areas. No, you could play by yourself. Frankie plays by himself. Stop that. Like, you could play, like, there were times where I would grab the basketball and I'd go in

the front, I shoot around by myself. You're playing? That's playing. Okay. That's play. You know? We pick a ball and up. lot. Really? Pickleball? Yeah. Where do you play pickleball? By my parents and we used to go to

this gym once a week that had pickleball but then I didn't like the owner. I like it. There's some play involved. You didn't like the owner? I didn't like the owner. I didn't like like him so we stopped. I will tell you this. I think I keep a good steady flow of play. Play. I mean you got children it's easier to play. But not even just that like like like, like like, like, like, like, we'll make like little bits together and we'll laugh and like, you know, like play around like that. You're describing talking. No, but like, like, You know, just like play talking. Yeah, yeah, there's that.

That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. It's just like riffing back and forth. That's kind of playing a little bit. You're playing? I'm talking about physical play. Like getting out there and being like, we're going to go be and go play in the street.

Oh. Like going, like, leaving out in the rain. Like, that's a playing. You're landlocking what playing is. I am. But you're, you got no bounds in your play.

You're talking about telling a joke is a play. But no, but like, when something can be playful, you can stretch it out to become a full play. So like, if we like playfully, just like, you know, like, you know how like sometimes you'll see something funny and you'll riff? You'll just be like, yeah,

look at that. Yeah, yeah. That's my whole life. But like, if you do it long enough, you're playing around. I see where you're going. We used to go to a thrift store or like, and pick out each other's outfits, then go to the park and drink at a table.

I hit me so hard I did not expect the end of that And then drink at a table So you guys are going to the thr store and buy an outfit For each other yeah Like we would pick each other's outfit It's kind of play It's playful

It's not very Legal, it's not very legal It's not very legal Yeah, it's all right It's it's it's partly play It's part play If that's not play His guidelines of play are too strict

I will admit. I will admit. I will admit. When's the last time you went to like hang out one of your nieces or nephews and you just picked up an action figure and played with them? You know, children's toys are super fire. They're dope. Like they're definitely designed. Next time you see one of your nieces or nephews, just do that. You know what I did this past weekend? Because I saw it was my niece's birthday. We were in the house, whatever. We did cake. But then we went outside to my brother's driveway. You were riding bikes. I had a razor scooter. I was scooting. You were, you were, this is play. Bunny hop.

I did do a bunny hop. It wasn't that high. It used to be higher back in the day. But I did a little, you know what I'm saying? So I'm on a scooter. I'm on a razor scooter. This is play. Yeah.

There you go. See, you're playing. You don't think a razor scooter's play. I think right now you're working hard is way overpowering. You're playing hard. Yeah, I need to play a lot harder because you are working a lot harder than you are playing. The ratio is in balance.

I got to play harder. You got to, I mean, you just, but you play video games every now and then, that's a good little, you know, you're getting there. Play could be whatever you want it to be, my guy. Yeah, but he's playing FIFA. What do you play? You know, he's right. That is more work than it is play.

Yeah, he's playing FIFA. That's like a real, you know. That's like those sports sim games are like sometimes more work than they are play. Yeah. And I will say as someone that, it doesn't make me happy. I was to say, definitely yell. As someone that plays a lot of MLB, the show, like, A lot more work than play.

I would rather be tortured than play that game ever again. I hate that game now. I love that game. It's so fun. It's put me through hell. I can't do it. It's like I say it. Like they'll drop a new program and I will say like, oh, this is work.

Like this is work. I'd be like, babe, I need to catch up with these moments. You know, like I'm up to my neck in moments. I need PXP, you know? I'm up to my neck in moments. Oh shit. Well, why don't you do the first round and then we'll get back in a play. Yeah.

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Was that your tray songs? That was my tray songs. Is he canceled yet? I think so. Yeah. He's gone? I don't know. Oh, fuck.

Sorry. No, but it reminded me because when I was saying, hyperhydrosis or whatever, but did you see the story about the woman at high rocks? What's high rocks? You don't know what high rocks is? What's high rock? The workout competition?

No, I don't know that. Do you know what that is? Uh, the, whether slamming the stuff on the ground and going? Is it just CrossFit? Um, because I've done really good to not be inundated by CrossFit. He typed in High Rocks, like High Rocks. That's what I would have typed in. No, it's H.

X. Oh, it's, oh, high rocks. Well, I didn't, like, it's a fucking, like, this is a very popular thing I thought that you guys maybe would know. Why would I know this? I don't know what fucking. I was right. What? Hirox. They do these things. Yes. Oh, and she, yes. Yes. So a woman was competing in this. Is it going to, is she get hurt? Is she okay? She's okay. I'm, I am an ally to women. Okay. We'll see if you are after this. So she was competing in this, right? And she's like, she's an animal. Like she is really good at this. She's competing to win. Don't refer of women as animals. See, that's not an ally.

I meant that in a good way. Also, uncross your arms. But she's like an athlete and whatever. So this is a competition. You have to do it as quick as possible. I'll tell you right now, I hate the name Hirocks. So it sounds like a, like an evil Pokemon. Okay. She's competing in this thing.

And at a certain point, her bowels give out. Stop, dude. And there's Diadoodle, cha, cha, cha. Diet, die I'm on, Diat. Look that up. Just look it up. Oh, there it is. Yeah, I had it already. Oh, there it goes. She defecate.

Why are we, poor, poor woman. Why are we like, it? It became this whole story. Oh, what, one. Yeah. Oh, no. That's so tough. That is so, I feel bad for, and, oh. Here's the, here's the best part. You want to feel bad, but it's, I want to feel so bad, but this, this fucking, she's shit everywhere.

Oh, God. It became this whole thing because it's like, this is, this is, this is, safe for other competitors and whatever. But that's true. It's a biological hazard. The thing that is blowing my mind is that happened to her and she just didn't miss a beat and won. Good for her.

Unbelievable. She fucking showed you. What's me? You. Why me? Because you're not. It's you. You're the problem.

I'm the one saying the opinion. How about we how about you talk more about the fact that she won and not the fact that she crapped her pants. Did you not hear me talk about the fact that she won despite shitting everywhere? If I shit everywhere, my day's over. My week's over. I'll tell you right now, I'm not, I'm not competing in that. I'm walking, the minute I feel like things are going south.

I'm stopping. I'm walking off. High Rocks, you could watch me take a high step over to the bathroom. Yeah, what, what? Is there an argument that she cheated? Oh, you mean like trying to get, is there an argument she cheated? Because I'll tell you what, if someone in front of me who I was doing this competition shit themselves and I had to look at that and smell it the entire time, I might slow down. I'll tell you right now.

I'll tell you right now, you're the, what's wrong with the world. Frank, you would have lost your... You wouldn't have kept going? You know that gun that they shoot at the beginning of a race? I would have taken that and... You would have tried to kill yourself with like a flare. In Minecraft. In Minecraft.

Neil. Fortnite. It's fake, Neil. But yeah, I thought that was incredible. Oh, Frankie, if you were in a competition and the person in front of you shit themselves and you had to keep going, trailing them in this race, there's no way. What do you do? There's no way. What do you mean if I had to do something?

The only if is if I'm making it out of there in record time. If there was a competition, if part of the competition was like a 30-yard dash, it doesn't matter what direction that dash is. It's going to be from there to the door. Yeah, yeah. That's tough. To win after that, though, unbelievable. It is impressive. Two awards, I say.

Oh, man. I mean, I've never, I've never heard of high rocks, but I guarantee people are going to be, you know, competing now. Yeah. No, it's very popular. Like, they like sell out events all the time. Really? Good for that. Is it like, again, I try my best to not be in the world of like CrossFit at all.

It's not like the CrossFit games. It's more of like, so it's a competition where I don't know how many stations there are. Let's just call it 10. but you do a specific workout so they have like you know the ski things we have to pull the you know the machine so it just looks like two

poles like this and you pull and it's on strings and it's like whatever so you have to do that for a certain distance you have to do rowing for a certain distance all at the same time so you do one of these things and then I believe you run a mile so you have to be able to show that you are fit across

all of these different things if you want to put it that way I know that, like, technically CrossFit is, like, its own thing. But, like, that whole, like, working out insanely, rapidly with intense weight and just throwing things around. Like, I call that all CrossFit. You know, it's like Band-Aids. Like, Band-Aid, they're called adhesive straps or strips, whatever they're called. Yeah.

You know, a medical bandage. But it's like you do one of the workout stations, and then I think you run a half-mile, and then you have to do all of them. And then when you finish, like, at what point do we say we're good? With working out? Yeah, at what point are we just like, we've, we've topped out. I think that some people just want to blush themselves. Yeah, but like, you know, I've seen like, like,

people saying like they run like ultra marathons. Like 200 miles. Why? Just why? 200 miles is so outrageous. Just don't, though. A hundred mile race. You know what's true, too?

If you're in first place and that happens to you, you probably keep going. Yeah, I can't. I mean, that's, that's another great. Point. Yeah, like, if I was in like fourth place and I kept going, now I feel like I'm part of the problem. I will say, if I'm in first place and then I shit myself, myself, many of them. If I shit all of my pants, I'm lighter and I'm right. Now I'm just going faster.

I'm just going to win harder. A lot of that looks like it was water weight. Yeah. You know, I mean, God, I hate this so much. Why did you even bring this up? I just, it popped into my head. Oh, my God. It's more impressive also, like, doing something so strenuous that you just lose your pelvic floor,

essentially. That happens a lot with, like, the marathon, too. A lot of people, like, end up crapping themselves and getting across the finish line. I feel like that makes more sense because you're bouncing so much that your, your insides are, like, like, it's more like your body becomes, like, numb. Like, your legs are kind of numb and you just kind of, like, lose control because they're sending it so hard that, like, your body is just, like, tense. and then like if it has a moment of release it's like your butt is like all right me too

yeah i don't know i don't know the signs behind it but i'm gonna assume i know it okay i imagine that it's just like your body's holding on to all of your water so like it's just like anything that we got in here right now we don't know if we're gonna get it back we need to use as much energy from what we currently have so then when you stop your brain just like time to rest and then also is i don't know if this is i know laxative to this but i don't know if caffeine does but it brings water to your can you work away crap can i work it away yeah what does that mean like if i have to crap i could work no no like let's say let's say you eat a meal yeah and your body is doing what it naturally does turning it into shit yeah could you work so much that your body needs

to revisit that reservoir of shit for more nutrients. And it's just like, well, eventually it's just not there anymore. So are you saying, so what you're saying is if I eat like a burger. Yes. Right. Yeah. And then I immediately start running. Yes. And my body's running out of like nutrients or something. It's like, oh, wait, before you turn that burger into shit, let me grab some of that. Let me, let me, let me get some of that. Like, that's what your body is saying to that burgers. Like, yo, can I get some? Can I get some? We need more. We need more. We need more. We need more. Eventually, there's no burger left to be dump. But I believe that dump is there is no nutrients. It's just like what's left. It's waste. But how is that even possible? How is what possible?

How is it that you can eat something that your body, there is, like you, it is so void of. When it breaks down. Yeah, but with it breaks down. So let's say I eat zucchini. Yeah. mostly water I imagine there's some fiber in there and whatever vitamins are in there if you take all of that how is there anything left well I don't think that it works quick enough

but that's my point is that what if you are working consistently so much that your body's just like we just need to hold on to this as long as we can there will be waste anyway because it's waste it's not what your body is using for that but if your but if your body uses all of it, there shall be no waste. But no, there will always be waste.

That's my question, though. Is there a way to do something? I don't think you can erase waste. But like, if you do something so intensely, so much consistently, that your body's just like, we can't get rid of this. We need to, we need this now. But your body doesn't need the waste. It's waste. But it's only waste once it's wasted.

But what if it is not wasted? No, it's, it's basically like a filter. Like, we keep the good, we expel the bad. But what if there is no bad because all of it's good and being used? It's like they say, like, you know, the clip of... But it's not all good, is my point. A zucchini? Which is like, there has to be waste.

I don't know if there is a waste. I know there is, but I don't think there is. Also, I think it has to do with what you ate yesterday. If I eat a zucchini every day for the next 30 days. Just zucchini. Only zucchini. You think you won't take a dump? Probably not.

You absolutely will. But not if I'm working out the whole time. I believe that there will always be waste. I struggle with that thought. Do you think that if someone who is like a vegetarian just doesn't shit? I mean, if you showed me a vegetarian that worked out like the rock. Yeah. Like Iron Paradise working out.

Okay. And they only eat like veggies. Yeah. Are they creating waste? Well, I'm sure they're getting protein in different ways, and protein, I imagine, would create some sort of waste. There's always waste. Think about water. Water becomes pee.

Or is that blood? So they say. Yeah, so they say. Big, big piss. So they say. Big piss is not going to. Well, that's a controversy. Yeah, big piss isn't going to convince me that it's water and like piss is water.

Well, did you see the TikTok of that guy that was like, the TikTok was like, oh, my 165 IQ hub. been watching the Basin Yard. Yeah, I did. By the way. That's what, that's what that kind of felt like that for a moment. He was looking at us and like, yeah, yeah, he was talking a little disrespectfully. I'm going to say that. I'll say this.

If you know your IQ. Suck. Yeah, that's another thing. You know your IQ? You know your IQ? Why do you know your IQ? Unless you're Albert Einstein. What are you doing with the IQ?

I'll show you out. I'll say it. If you're going to tell people your IQ, what are we doing here? Yeah. By the way, I know my IQ number. Something, something. You're overcompensating. Oh, I was going to say, you know yours.

No, can we take an IQ test? Or do we need to pay for these masters? Probably. Should we all take one? I'm nervous about that. Actually, what IQ's not... It's not a... It's not what you like...

It's not history. It's like critical thinking and stuff like that. Like an LSAT? Yeah, kind of. It's like, what comes next in this pattern? You know, it's like shit like that. I know, but I did that for the... What's the one to get into the cats?

No, not the cats. The... There was some tests that I had to take like going into high school. and I forget the name of it, but there was a lot of that. No, that was after. No, there were ACTTs or? But it was like,

it would show you like a hole in a paper and they would fold it a bunch of times. Like, which one is it? I'm like, I hate this. What? I just hate it. It's like they'll put a hole here and then fold this a bunch of times.

They're like, if you folded it here and there and there, where would the whole? I mean, I think we have come to learn that standardized testing is nonsense. And bull chimped. But, yeah, that, that, that guy that was like watching, he was like, I mean, I'll be honest with you, it wasn't our best show.

It's a bad question. It wasn't our best show. I stand by my question, because he, like, he did the thing that does get under my skin. I'm joking around with this guy. Obviously, I'm sure he's a nice guy. You hate him. You want to kill him. Yeah, right?

I'm sure he's a nice guy. But, like, the question is, like, if you take a tree and you burn it, you know, like, are we still the same weight? and he's just like the molecules are in the air. I was like, yeah, but eventually they go away. Like, I think it's a legitimately thought-provoking question, and I stand by it. And that's all it matters.

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You can go on DoorDash and buy something from the convenience store if you want a little bottle of water or you want a pack of Skittles or something and more brand names that I probably can't say, you can do that with DoorDash. Okay, but another thing you don't think about with DoorDash is that you can use it to bring your friends closer to you or you closer to your friends to make your relationship better is what I'm trying to say, okay? With DoorDash, if someone's going through a hard time, you could send them something. Hey, like, you know your friend's address and you know that they love a certain drink and a certain snack. Like, I'm going to send you something nice boom door dash and now door dash is becoming this like this this this this this vessel for

friendship okay you can use it in that way another way to use door dash me and frank a couple years ago we sent our mom's uh flowers with door dash because they offer that as well around those holidays okay valentine's day mother's day you could send them flowers with door dash they do it all okay so it's not just i'm going to go get myself uh you know a slice of pizza here you can also use it as a way to connect with people as well. So if someone you know is having a terrible day, you can use a DoorDash, do something nice for them, you know? Don't make it all about you. Sometimes do something nice for your friends or something like that, all right? But DoorDash makes showing up for the people you love easy. Yeah, got you delivered. DoorDash. Order now. Go check out DoorDash. Go use it. Go

be nicer to your friends. Go send them something nice. And get yourself something nice to go well or at it, why not? Go check out DoorDash, ladies and gentlemen. But yeah, that's a, that's, I didn't you know, I didn't want to bring up all the poop, but well, you did though. I did bring up the poop. I didn't want to, but here I am going to do it and did it. I brought up the poop. You did, you did. Big question.

What am I saying? Well, this was a, I mean, I, I remember, you know, like, you hear stories of people like doing like weightlifting and like something like that happens and or they look, I get a little pee. Piss is whatever, dude.

after having kids piss is like it's it's whatever to me like if you pissed yeah but like you know because we've been potty training so like sometimes I'm talking about like if you went to the gym

and you're like bench pressing and piss comes out I just think that piss needs to be looked at with more respect than it is like when people he like just like don't make a fuss about piss don't make a fuss about piss

piss. Piss fuss is so out it's so 2006 Piss Fust is 2006 Speaking of Piss, I have a question Do you? It doesn't have anything to have pissed Oh I said not together

If you get $1,000 a day How long do you think You can go without showering or bathing Or changing your clothes? Ooh I wouldn't last that long Really? I don't think so

I'm getting up there I think I could do like five days Oh, I can endure it. The people around me are not going to have a fun time. Because most of that $1,000 is going to go to make sure that people around me don't hate me. If you are a single guy, how long do you think you could go? Do I keep my current job? Yeah.

Weeks. I'm going to be gross. Weeks? I'm going to be, yeah. But like, realistically. Yeah. A thousand bucks a day. Thousand bucks a day.

No showering. No changing your clothes. You could wipe. your butt. You're going to have to wipe your brother. You're going to have to. Otherwise, he's going to get all stingy and red. Stop. We don't know if he's like that already. How dare you? You know that Frank keeps his asshole clean. Actually, both of you cut it out. How about that? We can't talk about your asshole now? I choose not to. No, we're talking about it. Yeah, yeah. It's mine. Don't talk about it. It's mine.

You're not allowed to discuss it. You can't speculate about your asshole. You could speculate privately, not on our show. I'll talk to you later about it. But don't do that either. I'll I should be a real good. You can speculate privately in your own head, not in any form or communication. See, you're doing it. I am, I'm thinking. Okay.

I think realistically, the changing the clothes one is tough. Yeah. You have to pick your outfit. You got to prepare, you know? Like, you can't, you can't, what if you have a suit on that day by accident? That's bad. I mean, I'm just not going to do that.

Yeah, I'm just going to. Who the fuck would wear that? I'm wearing, I'll probably wear shorts to let things get a little aired out, you know? Oh, smart. So, I'm going to say, realistically, $1,000 a day, 12 days. Oh. You made it seem like, no, not that long.

Oh, no, no, I could go for very long. Wouldn't be able to work out. I'm trying to be as realistic. I think I could go for months, but I'm being realistic. No. Months, brother. Yeah, $1,000 a day? That is crazy.

It's, I mean, tax-free? Sure. Tax-free. Months without shableness. What would that even be? You'd probably be like. At a certain point, at a certain point, you get desensitized to it all. Do you think it's kind of like that?

Like at a certain point, you're like, whatever. I'm sure you would have some like skin irritation. Can you brush your teeth? Please. Technically not, I would say. If I can't brush my teeth, I'd literally like, well, see, that's where, that's where it becomes non-superficial anymore. Like, that would affect a lot of things. Yeah. All right, fine, you can brush your teeth.

Because that would cause pain, I feel. I mean, I do think, like, the bathing will also cause skin irritation and rash and chafing. Get like a dermatitis going or something? Yeah, can I use Axe body spray? You could try to cover up as much you want. After 12 days, I don't think you're covering anything.

Yeah, if you mix the body spray with whatever you got going on, the natural funk, that's going to be bad. I think everyone could do this. It's going to smell like a car accident. Nothing smells worse than kilo plus ass. Yeah. Everyone could probably realistically do four days.

It's like, oh, yeah. What do you feel? pushing yourself to you know what I mean I mean I mean if you were to tell me like just go I could do probably two months I'm trying to be what if it rains can I go out in the rain

this guy's got a point how you changing your clothes wet clothes I'm not I'll just have wet clothes oh that's bad that's tough they'll dry yeah that's gonna be so uncomfortable though dude yeah it will but like not if I'm wearing like basketball shorts they kind of What if this guy's got an idea? What if I walk through a car wash?

No, I was going to say, what if the outfit you're wearing is like a bathing suit and like an under armor? And you get, you like take a swim like once every other week. Can we swim? No, because your intention is to use it as bathing. I'm not saying that. I'm wearing the outfit for, for a way. What if I get caught in a storm? Yeah, what if I get caught in a storm is outside?

It's a storm. I think getting caught outside in a storm is way. Worse. You're going to stink like rain. You ever stink like rain? I pray to smell like rain. No. Rain's great. No, no, no. Rain smell is good. Wet rain clothes, then dry rain clothes, not good smell. I don't know if I even know what that smells like. Oh, you do. I mean, I think you're just referring to mildew. Like, if thing doesn't properly dry. Sure. No, but if I sit outside in the sun, I'll just dry. He's right. Like, if you leave your wet clothes in a ball on the floor, then they're going to sting. Yes.

You know what? I'll give it to you. How much longer does that add to you? A couple days. It does it a couple days? Oh, I'm going at least two months. Is it May? Because it brings May showers or whatever. No, April flowers bring May showers. That's amazing.

April showers bring May flowers. So April is when you're doing it. That's also another really great point. What time of the year is this? If it's cold? If it's cold, we got a big old fattled. Yeah, because you can't just wear sweatpants and a hoodie all day.

Yeah. Also, you can't wear shorts. You know, like, that's going to be a tough one. Would you wear underwear? Yes. Yes. Sure. Positive.

Yeah, I would say absolutely. Why wouldn't you wear underwear? It's another thing to get dirty. We're trying to go for long. But it blocks. It acts as a barrier. Like, you're not, I guess technically you could also be naked, you know, but like you need some help. Do you think if you weren't living your apartment and you were naked, would that help or hurt?

Help. How are you going to answer the door? Who's knocking on doors in 2000? In two months. Drop it, open it. Wow. I'd see myself on my ring camera naked. Yeah, you're fine.

That's fair. No, no, no, no, no, no, never mind. I can't bring that up. Have I been naked? No, no, no, I literally cannot bring it up. I'll say it off a while. All right. Can you go longer than me?

Because you love to do the whole, like, I'll go whatever for you does, plus one day. Right. Yeah. You know, I'm good for a... I like a competition. I don't know if this one's my forte. What if it was this?

Because obviously I'm not winning this. Obviously, it's not me. I'm quitting. But like, if it was you two and it was like, yo, you get... Let's just some ridiculous. Like, you get like five grand a day. Right?

And I put you guys in a place and you're there. And you can get the food and all that bullshit, whatever, blah, blah, blah. But you can't shower. You can brush your teeth. But you can't shower. same clothes, all that stuff. And it's five grand a day,

but only the person who wins gets the money. And you don't know when the other one quits. Well, it's easy for me. You just described the show alone. I did. You just described the show alone. I did. I just got to outweighed Frankie.

Yeah, but you don't know. You don't know. That's the point. He's not going on. He can't. He'll start thinking about his family. We're getting rid of that, though. It's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, what's in the room?

Can I have a video game? Sure. Oh, I get video games? Yeah, whatever you're right. We should have nothing in there probably, actually. We should have nothing in there. Oh, see, nice try. No, no, no, you guys have video games.

It's whatever, I mean, you know, it would be funny. I don't want to put you in a solitary confinement. What would be funny is just walking out the first minute and having Frankie stay in there. Well, no, because I imagine that you would just tell me he left, by the way. That's what they do in the show that you just went on. Eventually, yeah, yeah, yeah. they do actually they do tell you they literally it's way funnier to not tell them yeah i think in the first season they didn't for humor here no one is going for humor he's trying to put on a good show good

he's trying to put on i think in that first season of alone they didn't tell the winner like that they had won well it's tough because like it'll randomly on netflix be like season 16 and then season 21 like so you don't really get a sense of consistency and how the show evolved but there are some like seasons where it's like you have to survive a hundred days and then it's like you're last, then it's like whoever does it the longest. Then there are certain seasons where it's just like, whoever does it the longest, you know? Well, what I'm saying is like, there were seasons where

if you're the last person standing, they show up and they be like, you won. But there's other seasons where they won't tell the winner when they won, and they just wait for them to quit. And then they quit and they're like, you won. But they could have spent like 40 extra days. I was going to say that would be, I would be very angry if I won that competition.

And you were just like, oh, by the way, he quit five days ago. I'd be like, five days. I could deal with that. I mean, fuck, 40 days. Bro, a day. I'd be like, fuck. You know, like,

I understand, like, that show alone, what they'll do is they'll, like, they'll, like, call the person's spouse. Yeah.

And they'll, like, fly them out to go and surprise them with them. Like, I get that. But if it's, like, several days, and you're just like,

by the way, they quit five days ago, I'm going to be like, yo, pay me for that extra five days on top of what I already made. Yeah. You know?

You want to set this up? There was no physical way for us to set this up. Not setting that up. Yeah, there is. There is done. I mean, what do you think I can afford

to put you both in random rooms with a camera and watching? I'm not even just saying that. Like, there is no way that, like, the only way you could do this is if we just did to no bathing. Because we have to change clothes. We,

right, and you can't put us in a room for a period of time because we have a lives. I also don't want to smell the both of you. Because you'll have competing smells and I'll be right here. The reality is no,

I wouldn't smell bad enough to the point that if you sat this far away from me, you'd, like, smell it. I mean, you both would do like a Voldemore Harry Potter thing of your stinks right here, and the power has to go somewhere, and I think that's here. And then I'm just suffering. I think if you did a straight up, like, no bathing contest, that's the only way it were. We would have to change clothes, but I think I could be it. How about this? How long could you do it if you could use wipes forever?

Stop. No, no, no, no. You don't like a bath or a... I love. Oh, I love. I love. Or a challenge. But if it's for money,

I can go as long as I need to go. So what if we made it $500 a day and it's just wiping? Like you can use like... Like baby wipes kind of thing. Oh, my God. Or dude wipes. I'm going to go very long. Really?

Very long. Very long. I would go very long. Like, it would not be good. good for your bank account. For the Federal Reserve. It would not be good because, like, just think about it. A month would be, what?

15K. 15K. Yeah. You're going to owe me a lot of money. That's funny. And that's me. Now, imagine if he does it. That's double that. You think you could go without the shower? I don't know. I don't think so. I really don't think so. Wipes don't really help. Don't you want to, like, wash your hair

eventually? I don't wash my hair. Oh, my God. His hair is so good. You can't even, I mean, I'm not even going to dispute how to handle hair when you got this guy sitting over here. It's not fair. He has a superpower. It's hair suit against. It's ridiculous. Appreciate that.

Thank you. You could talk about that. Keep my asshole out of your mouth. Hey. Keep your asshole out of my mouth. You're really pondering over there. I meant to keep my asshole out of your mouth. What did I say?

Keep your asshole out of my mouth. Isn't that the same? Did I say it? I don't know if I said it correctly. Just run the table. tape X. When is mine going in either of your mouths? Never. Oh, okay. You couldn't pay me enough. I've never even seen your nipples. Certainly haven't seen your ass. You've seen his asshole?

I've seen his ass. I don't know if you've seen the hole. I've never seen his asshole. What am I doing? Look at his asshole. I don't know. I've seen his bare bottom. Yeah. As he has mine. You used to moon people back in the day. Like, there you go. Yeah. You never, you never mooned anyone with your friends? You never went out into the neighborhood and be like, we're going to pull our asses out and show people at laugh. Because it makes them gay from looking at my bare ass. You never done that? You never put your ass up against glass?

I'm be like, ah. I don't think so. I've seen a lot. I've seen a lot of what? Other people's butts. Have you seen more other butts or your butt? Other people's butts for sure. Really?

Yeah. I think that's the answer for everyone. Oh, I've seen my butt way more than other butts. How often are you seeing your own butt? Every day I shower. You look back at it? No, there's mirrors. I look and it's like they're just.

You do too. You're just now realizing it. No, I'm not. I don't have... My whole shower is just like... It's like black. Like black tile. You have a... You have a... Where is the mirror?

So if you walk into my bathroom... Yeah. To the left. Right. Mirrors. Straight ahead. But if you see... How can you see your full ass?

Because I step in and out of the shower and directly across from where I step in and out is the mirror. Do you have like two mirrors? So you could like get a reflection of the mirror to your ass? If I opened them. Do you see your ass? If you opened what? Your ass?

No, if I opened the mirror, I'd be able to like. Oh. Well, like, you could see your ass straight on or you're just seeing like side profile. If I look back at it. Just what I'm saying. Are you looking back at it? Or like to the side.

I can just, I, there it is. Why is this crazy? I'm just saying. I didn't think I'm trying to understand the layout of my bathroom. No, I'm trying to like seeing the side of your. your ass is different than seeing your whole ass. It sounds like you're seeing glimpses of ass. Oh. So we're getting into the territory of what you, how you were landlocking the word play. So now you need very specific guidelines to see an ass. A straight on ass. I mean, I guess

technically I've never seen a straight on view of my butt. I mean, you've looked back at it. That's what I'm saying. But that's what I'm saying. You saying like I walk past a mirror and could see the side of my ass. I'm not counting that. But as I'm, getting in I go like this bro to check it out not to check it out but I see it sometimes there's no way you could turn far enough to see your whole ass I know that's what I'm saying

you could well you had a mirror but that's purposeful you know what I'm saying like what the fuck is going out I feel like the 6165 IQ guy now no no so listen listen if you're looking like this is what I'm this is why I'm saying like I was about to make the argument I've probably seen more other ass than my own ass I think it's significantly my own more than

anyone else. My point with that is like if I'm going to see my own ass, I have to go out of my way to see it. Oh, I don't. But this is what I'm saying. We have a lot of mirrors. We have a lot of mirrors. I would have to be like and see my ass. But I can't walk by a mirror and be like, there's my butt. This is out of your way? It's not like that's so purposeful.

How often am I turning my head all the way around? But I'm not doing it to like fucking like look like that. But like I walk. You guys need to see. I mean, You've seen my bathroom. You see what the setup is like. I really only remember the floors because they were immaculate. They were really nice. Becca did quite the job.

They were great floors. Yeah. She didn't do the, like she picked them out. Designed them. Yeah. You do the work, honey. I'll be just drinking a beer while you're out of the bathroom. No, it's, it's, there's, like, across from where you walk into the shower, there's mirrors.

All right. I consider that seeing it. So, I mean, that's good. You see side boob? Are you getting an idea of boob? Side boob is not boob. But if you see side boob, if I see side boob, I'm saying, I'm like, oh, I saw the boobs.

No, but like you see the nipple at the end of the boob. But it's just a side profile of it. I feel like you still wouldn't count that. You were winning the argument, and then you lost it there. The side boob. Side boob bad. Because if I saw, no, because side boob, it addresses different. I'm saying, like, if you see side boob, boob with a nipple.

Side nipple. a part of me would be like I gotta get around I need to get the phone I gotta get a heads up view of this shit Yeah like then they'd be like Now I'm looking at a bull I think you are

You are being nitpicky For the sake of the argument Oh not for the sake of the argument This is my belief Also side boob you only see one boob So you only see boobs If you see boobs It's boob it's

You always see boobs I mean I don't know I don't necessarily agree with him. If I saw a side boob, I'd tell my friends I saw boobs, but really... I would never say that. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, you wouldn't say you saw boobs? So it doesn't count seeing boobs if you don't see one boob.

You need to see... Well, first of all, that's... You don't need to see two. What? You see one full boob. How do I see one full boob? You're straight out looking at a boop! But that's two boobs then.

No, because look, watch this doorway? Boom. Now it's a magician. I have to know what's on the other side? It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. No, it's one boob

You know this is one boob I know it's one boob That's a boob Yeah, but you count it as a boobs I know it's not... You count it as a boob though, brother You're gonna say I got him, I saw him

Got him, got him All right, so if you saw Snatched a fuck If you saw a sideways You have a butt Does that mean you didn't see ass You just saw cheek? No, you saw

I say you saw a butt Butts are different I'm back on Now you're back Butts are different I disagree A side of a butt is different.

So butt is the accumulation of both cheeks where boobs are individual that come together to be the sum of their parts. So if you see two boobs, you've seen super boob? No, two boobs is like, this is like when Optimus Prime is fully built.

Oh, damn, RIP. Or like Power Rangers? What's the thing? The Megazor. Yeah, the Megasort is two boobs. But if you see, but no,

I don't agree with that because you're not cool. You're not cool. It's not like a, No, no. But a side butt is like, it's like, that's a butt. But it's one of those things that like you still technically, you saw it.

Forget about the technically, because I know you guys hate when I do that. But like, but like if you saw Godzilla's spine through the water, you're just like, fuck Godzilla. But then if you stand up, you're just like also fuck Godzilla, you know? But if you see side boob,

you're seeing the spines of Godzilla in the water. And then when it stands up and you see the whole butt, you still you still seen Godzilla I will say this if I saw the spine of Godzilla in the water like if I see a shark's fin I would probably specify that I saw

the fin I don't know the size of the no you'd say there was a shark no one is at the beach it goes ah shark fin no no they're not doing that you're right I would say that I saw a shark and if someone was like how big is that I saw the fin I don't know how big

the I didn't see his body what if it's a You saw it? I saw it. Yeah, I saw his fin. What if it's a kid in a little shark fin hat? He's a little prankster. Yeah, and now you don't even know if you saw a shark because you didn't see the whole thing.

Brother, I don't need clarification. If I see a shark fin, I've seen a shark. If I see half of my butt, I saw my butt. But what if the other half looks really weird? What does that matter? Again, stop talking so poorly about my butt. I don't even know what side I'm on at the moment. Yeah, I think he's on my side.

Like you did Godzilla? thing you came back to my side. I went so right that I'm left now. Yeah, exactly. I, yeah, I think once you threw the butt at me, I was like, wait. I think we're making good points. I also don't know what the original point was. Oh, about seeing your butt more than other butts.

This would be a great side, side note. We can, we'll talk about this off. I think that this is a solid stance. My stance, I think your stance, your two, like, this is what you do. Uh, is it? Oh. Is it? There's a lot of that going on.

I don't think so. You've done that? I'm not doing it now, though. So I'm not doing it right now, though. They won't see this. Damn it. What? I was going to ask him, how many fingers am I holding up?

Technically. Oh. I mean, what is that? What point are you making, though, by that? You didn't see my... But you're asking a question, you're asking a question about something that exists behind... Out of my...

It's Schrodinger's cat. It's both two and five, or any other number at the exact same. Why can it be strong in his boob? Because we're not arguing does the other boob exists. We're arguing if you see one of it, you see a boop. Exactly. You're making it seem like I'm seeing something that isn't there.

Got him. Oh, got them. Silence. Pin drop. Your silence is deafening, bitch. I thought it was if you saw one boob, you saw boobs. Yes, you did. Wait, no.

You saw boob. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. But you would go and you would go and you. you would say I saw, I saw boob. I saw boobs. No, you would say, I saw boobs, and then they'd be like, what happened? You say, I only saw one.

But no one's going to be like, you didn't get it. You didn't know, I'll get what they got it. Like you didn't qualify. You qualified. He goalposted me. He tried to switch the argument. No, I'm on his side with that. I can't win.

I don't know about that. You're saying the butt stuff is different. I just think the side of the- According to you, you're very specific about butt stuff. I honestly don't know what my. opinion is anymore. So we've done our job. That must have, I don't know, that's probably brutal.

There's, I'm pretty, there is a non-zero chance that someone watching this just died. Oh, that, like that was, 65 IQ guys. Yeah. Yeah. Like that is, I, I got to say, and I don't want to like give this person more work. It would be a funny bit for this person to just like, whoever that TikTok account was, like, they just show their husband. and other clips of us and it's just like

them trying to talk it through. Yeah. Well, you know, I had fun. I did as well. I as well. I as well. How about you,

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