The Basement Yard - Do You Remember Your First?

Episode Date: April 17, 2018

On this episode, @DannyLopriore & I talk about our first kiss, first sexual experience, first time drinking, and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back to the basement yard. I am back with Danny. Little Priori and he's wearing some funky ass shirt I got my Coachella shirt on is that what that is? Oh, yeah, I didn't go though. No, you didn't know you came to work I came to work Everyone's at Coachella, man. I'll be honest with you. I'm not really crazy about like festivals like I'm not I'm really not jealous That I'm not there. Well Me either and also I wouldn't want to pay like $500 really like sleep on the floor. Is it $500? It's mad money I mean, I there's a lot of people buy them resale

I see the appeal because like everyone goes to like perform. You know what I mean? I just don't I'm not a crazy concert person I've been to like two concerts my entire life. I can't do the whole let's all sit on top of each other I just hate how everyone thinks it's woodstock like girls pretend that it's woodstock and it's like Oh my god, this is where our parents used to do like flower girl and like no, dude No, like no one said no one's going against the Vietnam War here. It's little Uzi Burton post Malone It's not like nothing against those guys. They're great. I could never like buy take a meal y'all going to see a little Uzi tonight Yeah, I'm not I'm not I'm just not that yeah, I think it's a rap show. I'd rather just listen to their music Yeah, like I don't want to go and watch like that actually that's not true because I went to the OVO Fest

In Toronto and bro So like Drake doesn't tell people who is going to be on the show It's just kind of like rumored who's gonna be on it. Maybe a blah blah blah so we went because You know, it's Drake obviously and like the OVO Fest and it was the sixth one the six And then that was what he was had the whole beef of meek mill that oh you went to that or yeah, it was great Like the meme season. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you have to a good one And the day before it was big Sean and Jake Hull who I love both of them. Yeah, I was like, yo, this is dope like let's go

so we went and In the middle of it Drake goes He's like the best thing about having your own like festivals you get to Sit back and watch your idols or some shit enjoy the show and then he walks off And then this like stage came down mad slow and then all of a sudden you heard bark it Yeah, I did 30 minutes on Yeezy Bro, you know, I saw you went nuts I people think I'm like really bugging and like fanboying for this

But like if you were there you would know like, you know, that was one of the most insane moments of my life And then they're all laughing at the memes backstage. There's like him will Smith. Yeah, yeah, I don't know But Drake puts on shows though like he has like fireworks and shit Not really like I saw like on his Instagram like he has like timed like fucking doesn't fire and shit Yeah, that's kind of nuts. Yeah, but like so I went to Coldplay like two years ago in that life I could go to that like that was sick. It was like a band Show they put on sick fucking shows. Yeah, I'm I fucking love Coldplay. Just go all in Yeah, but like I couldn't imagine going to like yo, I'm a huge J. Goatee

J. Cole thing. Yeah, but I can't be like, yo I'm so excited to go sit in this crowd and just watch him rap this song right without anything else going on Like I don't know if he has a band, but I know from videos I've seen that a lot of these new rappers don't have bands nothing It's just them and a and the song plays and they rap over it. I'm like, yeah, what am I why would you see like Like me goes on SNL like a few weeks ago. No, it's awful. Really. Yeah, cuz they have like thought like the love me goes, I love them They did that song and it was awful

Autotune built into the microphones, but you couldn't understand one fucking word. They're saying it's terrible. Yeah, it's weird, dude I don't know. This is also weird like Buying tickets to like go see a dude rap Not really. I mean I get it But it's a lot of it depends on the venue for me though Like big venues not not a huge fan of them unless you're gonna put on a fucking show like Coldplay puts on a fucking show Huge arena like everyone gets the bracelets and then everything lights up this at the same times like all synchronized They got fireworks going. That's worth the price of admission. Like yeah, I don't want to go see fucking just a dude rat

Yeah, I know I fucking love rap music Yeah, I know but I said for me to like go out of my way to go see it like I don't like I want to go show I don't want to be entertained. Yeah, that's all I could hear this song and like a better quality without standing in a crowd Also, like if you're not in the front at Coachella, where the fuck are you? Way in the back way in the back. You're spending all that money to just like watch fucking Beyonce on a screen But I also think that it's just kind of like a thing to do out there 100% It's just like yo, you're not going to Coachella like And it's like you'll see like on Twitter to be like, yeah, you know, I'm selling Coachella bracelets

I got two of them Saturday and Sunday, you know, it's funny Joey Gatto tweeted out something. He was like, it's crazy how Everyone for a certain period of time like the biggest like the most valued Possession they have is a fucking bracelet. Yeah for like true a week or whatever. However long it is It's like people go apes you for that and then they don't take them off No, keep mom and also like I think there's ones like Firefly Like like you just sleep there That's ridiculous. Yeah, so you don't shower

For like four days in the summer dude Dancing around think about how gross like your dick and balls would be just after four days It's just sweating and jumping I really wonder how many of those people actually love music that much or if it's just like like I wonder if you told everyone like You know, you can't tell anyone you're going and you can't post pictures or tell anyone about it. Would you still go? No? That's that's all of it because I'm I consider myself like a big fan of music But I don't I don't like it enough to do shit like that Fuck no like I'll go to a festival like whatever but like to sleep outside and like no like at that point

You're just like what's the one we have out here governor's governor's ball. I don't know. I don't go They have one every I'd never go to it. No, it's terrible. I Don't know. I just can't I don't get into it No, it's way too. We're like anxiety for me just to be like, you know, I'm one in like 10,000 people I'm good I'll be honest with you the one thing that pops into my mind when I think of like big crowds like that It's like, yeah, what if I got a shit? All and I know like we always have a way of circling back to shit on this podcast

But it's the truth. That's a very real thing in my life though Like I'm always just like, you know, where can I cuz that straight port-a-pot? First of all, I always I always peep the bathroom sitch Anywhere I go. Yeah, I know, but if you're at a concert clearly shitting in a porter potty or if it's like at a stadium You're squatting. It's tough. Yeah, a lot of leg strength a lot of legs So I wonder just Beyonce closed the show, right? I don't know. But yo, did you see did you see the video of her? She's dancing and she's like She's told everyone to suck her balls. Yeah, basically. No, she said suck on my balls bitch, right? Multiple times who she was she talking to first of all

I'm sucking on those balls. I don't know about you depends. It depends. I'm sucking on her balls. Who aggressive though Suck on my balls bitch. I I feel like like suck on my balls All right, I could get it. Okay Suck on my bitch. Yeah, don't call me a bitch. Jeez chill out. Yeah, I'm not a bitch. I'll suck your balls, but I'm no bitch I Feel like if it was anyone except Beyonce, I'd be like wait But it's Beyonce. I'd be I'd give in to that. I'd be submissive I'm not a submissive person, but to Beyonce. I mean, I'd suck her. Yeah, you would you would at least think about it Yeah, I probably wouldn't I probably just like snappy like yeah, whatever. Where's your balls?

I just know like what when what part of rehearsal? She's like, all right So this is the part where I'm just gonna be like suck on my ball She was kind of like and then formation. She was kind of like DX sucking. Yeah, like everyone's suck it You know what I mean? Wait, where did that come from? Was that no idea like I guess trans It wasn't trance Since you have balls, I don't know what's going on. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what it was. It was definitely a message And I got it. All I know is I'm sucking those balls

You know Queen B, B-Hive, you don't want to mess with that. No, you gotta walk a thin line. I love Beyonce. Do you love Beyonce? You fucking love the shit out of Beyonce. I don't I don't I'm not gonna say I hate her. I don't dislike her. I love her. Listen, don't throw me on the bus Don't throw me on the bus because the beehive's coming. But I know Here's the thing like Two years ago. Yeah, I tweeted something like I haven't loved a Beyonce song Since love on top. No, I said I haven't loved the Beyonce song since like 2002

But love on top is fire right or something like that which came out after that, right? Yeah, yeah And yo, they went crazy on yo, they'll thrash you. They were like, yo, you're fucking irrelevant I was like, bro. This is like my opinion. Like it's not the answer doesn't even know to fuck you are It was crazy. It's going through that. It's like how much how much are you worth? I was like, dude, this isn't about money I'm talking about her music Dude, like if someone even like said that about like my mom Crazy like like she didn't have like, yeah, maybe she hasn't had a good song

People don't even know her It's music, dude. It's music It's like you can like a song and people can hate the same song I like a ton of music that people hate But it was so weird because I was like I know I was trying to I was trying to defend myself and I was kind of like digging deeper I was just like, no, I just don't like love on top is fire And I'm not saying she's a a bad singer because she's phenomenal obviously

Uh, she could fucking sing and dance like a motherfucker. You're good now. You're getting better You're digging yourself out of this battle But that's literally what I was saying and they just like wouldn't hear that part But I was just like I just didn't enjoy like the last album Like we only read the first half of the tweet like the song uh drunk in love like I hated it Like I wasn't crazy about it. Yeah, it was okay I was just like I don't like this like but some of her other shits are like What's your favorite Beyonce song?

I don't know love on tops up there. Halo was a fire. Halo's fire But like back like those are my shit. Mine's like uh soldier was fired too. Yeah, that song is fire Me myself and I is my favorite Beyonce song That's a good one. That's a good one. Great song dude. When did Beyonce just become like this just Godlike figure because I feel like she is a goddess She is different than every other celebrity in the world In my opinion. Yeah, I think that she is in a different She's in her own category and I don't know where it came from because like I don't necessarily hold her in that category

I think she's a celebrity celebrities or celebrities, right? But like it's just widely known. They're like, oh dude Beyonce is just like That's that's Beyonce. Yeah, like she always has like light projecting behind her I know when she's walking around like who can replace her Like where would you put like her like in rihanna? No, like how far like is pretty far Pretty far like like insanely far Kind of yeah, who's the closest to her Like a female star. Yeah I don't know. It's just like Beyonce. I can't think of a guy star either. Like it's just Beyonce beaver, maybe

Maybe back in the day, but like not like you went nuts. Yo Bieber's weird now. Yeah, he's very weird Do you see him with the the friggin yodel kid? No, they took pictures together at Coachella. He's got like a like a ryan shekler haircut now Yes, there's something going on mad tattoo. There's something going on there. I think it's like a reborn again virgin Yeah, it could be who fucks probably though still. Yeah, I think he's I think is he back with Selena? We're turning this bitch into TMZ. I know right now. He probably is No, but I think that I think so like Bieber at his peak Oh

Was like, you know crazy, but like Beyonce For whatever reason people are just like, oh my god, even celebrities like yo Beyonce I know and how did that happen? I don't know because I don't I don't know because I I Live through her like a scent. Yeah, we saw her in destiny child destiny's child The butcher was like, yeah, that's destiny child like whatever and then we became a solo artist It was like, all right. Yeah, whatever and like even someone like Justin Timberlake What's like he got out of instinct huge group And then he like rose to the top or whatever, but he was never on the level of Beyonce

No, like when the fuck did that happen? I don't know And I don't see anybody dethroning her anytime. I don't either. I don't either and she's have like what two kids, too Does she have two kids? Yeah, I think she had they had twins blue ivy. They're three They have three kids. Yeah, I think they have twins. I don't know. That's another crazy thing though, too Is that she's married to jz? Yeah, like, you know, like obviously everybody knows that But it's like them as they're just like they're untouchable A lot of money

A lot of fucking money not untouchable not in elevators. Yeah, that's not yeah boy got touched. Oh, yeah Yo, honestly, I give him a lot of credit for keeping us cool in there though Yo, she spit on him. She's hit him. She did a bunch of shit to him I'll be honest with you. I'd rather get hit 10 times than spit on once. That's what I'm saying It's like almost more disrespectful. I would rather you slap me. I rather you slap me like so many times If you spit on me one time like I don't even know how to react. Have you ever been slapped? By a girl. Yeah, I think so I'm not I'm really hard to like get I would like you really hard to hit

No, no, no, it's really hard to like get me to be like, oh, I'm gonna fuck this person up right now Right, especially if they're a girl. Yeah, obviously never gonna be a girl But I'm just saying has you ever like You know like call the girl bitch and they slapped you No, I've never angrily said stuff like that I haven't been slapped I don't like I I'm a very easy person to get along with so I don't really put myself in positions where I'm like I'm having a crazy argument. Like I won't have an argument like that like with anybody

I've never said that to anyone like even my sister like growing up Like that's the person who I would scream at the most probably was a female right and I've never been like, oh my god Fuck you. You're a bitch. You're like, oh god. I hate you. I've never said any of that You know what I mean? I'll say like, yeah, you're fucking stupid. Like if you think like but I would never like Do that like that's that's wild to me like even if I like got cheated on or something I wouldn't be like oh fucking skis. I gotta kill everyone else. Yeah, I'm not that kind of guy I'm not that kind of guy. I can't do that. You can't do that. No, I'm very calm in that regard. I've had moments I don't really do that though. I don't have moments. I'm very easy

For real. I am Even kill you were having some moments out there though You're getting a little upset today Yeah, because when shit doesn't work it fucking bothers me But like I don't like I'm not gonna scream at someone else. You know what I mean? I'm not that like yo, I hate people Do you think Beyonce screams at people? No, I think she's just I think I think she's awful Beyonce. I think she is like super mean Maybe but like she doesn't say it with her mouth

I think it's all like hand singles and then people die right like she's like someone would be like I forgot to get you your newspaper and she was just like Yeah, that dude's just like rubs her nose once and then like somebody's dead really snapped that guy's yeah Like if you're a Beyonce dancer and you fuck up Dude, she's gonna thrash you. No, I think she's cool I think she's cool. Yeah, she's queen b bro. She's not like, you know She was poor, right Yeah, I guess I think she was poor. She's from Houston. I think and fucking jay-z was poor as fuck

Yeah, jay-z shot his brother. Did you know that? That's kind of wild. Yeah shot his brother talking about calling your sister a bitch And she was all right. Yeah, different levels of shit. Yeah, but definitely would never go to Coachella Would you go for free like everything was free? to be honest with you probably not just because I think at one point in my life, I will go to coach Coachella Yeah, if I'm like out there, but I would never be like, you know, let's I'm gonna pack a bag and fly across the country to go to a concert

Yeah, we're doing Coachella. Yeah, like I'm not gonna do that But if I'm like out there for like the summer or whatever and like Coachella is going down like I'm 100% going Yeah, like because everyone's gonna be there, but I'm not gonna go from New York to Coachella It's not like that serious. You know what I mean? I think that's the difference too because I know some people are gonna be like Yeah, like it's because I live in New York. I'm not going to fly across the country to go to a concert No, and then also get wrecked for three days and then have to get on a plane and come back I mean I go to Vegas pretty much every year and it's it's it's that and it's bad. It's more fun though Yeah, it's fun, but also like immediately not fun as soon as you stop drinking, right?

It's so bad, which is what which is most of the time. Yeah, it's really not good No, not at all and I tell people like I've been to Vegas. I think four times and I know tons of people in their 30s that have never gone And when we go we go for like four or five days and people are like, yo, you're fucking crazy Like even people from california, they could drive there. That's a lot They could drive there like, yo, we go for like A night maybe two nights and that's it and we stay there like five four or five nights. Yeah chill. It's too much It's it's way too much, dude One time we went to miami and stayed an entire week wednesday to wednesday wednesday to wednesday dude by monday

I was like if I don't get off this fucking if I don't get out of this fucking state I'm gonna lose it. You must have spent so much fucking money too Uh, not really because like that's good at least you get like a an airbnb. Yeah, and then when you split it I mean, you know, I both times I went I was like eight to ten people So it's like you're paying nothing for that and you just buy like mad Shit the first day. Yeah You know, all right. Well, this is gonna What I gotta ask you a question because it just came back into my mind because we were talking about it earlier today

You never been slapped by a girl even like when you were younger, but do you remember the first time you ever kissed the girl? Yeah, I was mad young. How old are you? I think I was like seven or eight. Damn You can start young. Yeah, I mean Spill it it was it wasn't I think I've said it before on a podcast I don't know if people remember but like there was this girl who used to live on my block this is so weird if like she's watching or like her family is watching but like This girl who used to live on my block like we were in my backyard and like I had like a tiny ass pool Okay, and then like

Okay And we were underneath the the deck And like we just like tap kiss and like that was under the boardwalk kiss. Yeah Pretty magical. I didn't really like her and I don't think she liked me. It was just kind of a thing like, oh my god This is what adults do. Let's do this and then we we kissed and then I didn't like kiss anyone for like mad long Damn, she was your first you held out for her Held out seven years old was a hold out like fucking like wrote her letters. Yeah I thought I was like pregnant. I thought I was pregnant when I kissed her. You know, I mean seven years old

You know what's going on line was in like a spin the bottle and like I've never played spin the bottle ever You never played spin the bottle. I never played. We're about seven minutes in heaven never did that Me neither seven minutes is a long time. Dude. That's a long time to get fingered I feel like it's that what happens in there. I'm pretty sure seven minutes in heaven I thought you just make out in there doesn't like heaven sound like getting fingered. Yeah, but you gotta remember you're like That does sound like heaven right getting fingered is heavenly probably quite heavenly. Yeah I never I've never did it I mean, I never played spin the bottle either spin the bottle only played once and that's where I got my first kiss in third grade

Third grade. Yeah fire. Yeah, that was like what was her name? I'm right under saying it. I can't remember her name actually Wow, you're a liar It was alice alice. Yes That is such a typical first kiss name. Yeah She was hot. She was bad. Don't answer that she had a third grade. No, but you know, she had a sister super smoky By the time I was in sixth grade and like really liked girls. I was like, yeah Yeah, your sister's dope. I used to be in love with this girl. Uh, this girl. Jamie carocian. Wow. I was at her the whole last thing I used to be in love with this girl. Jamie, uh

In in like elementary school like all through elementary school. Love the no secret. Love the shit everyone knew it. Yeah, I loved her and like in fifth grade It was a fifth grade or fourth grade something like that It was this girl that we knew it was her birthday and we were there and Frankie was there And Frankie knew I like was like in love with Jamie and like Jamie I could already tell how this is going and front. No, no, no, you're you're never gonna guess where this is going All right, I'm gonna put it in my head. Yeah, and then if I do get it right, I will be honest You're I promise you're not okay. So we're playing a game and then Frankie. We're playing truth or dare

so Frankie Dares me. He goes. I dare you To kiss Jamie. Oh, he hooked it up. No, no Did he say that? No, I think he said I dare you to hug Jamie All right, start slow. I might have in third grade. But anyway, she's like I dare hug Jamie. Yeah, and I like froze and I was like

What? He's like I dare you to hug Jamie. It's like give me a look like dude. How many people were in the room? uh five Five six something like that. Okay, uh and then So there's five people in there, but How many like what's the boy-girl ratio though? It was just me and Frankie And then three girls. Yeah, or four girls something like that me and Frankie like Whatever, it wasn't like it. Well, we're pimps. It was your friends. Yeah, you're friends of them. So yeah, yeah

no, but I So he dares me. He's like, yo, I dare you to hug Jamie. I'm like, no I was like, no, no Yeah, yeah, and then he goes You know, he's confused And then I'm and then like it was just like I don't really remember the details But I remember are you remember? No, I swear to god. I don't and I just remember it being like It got weird. Yeah, so I was like, I'm leaving and I walked out

Just so nervous and then Frankie comes up to me. He goes, dude. What are you doing? Like I was trying to help you like what I like on like outside of the house Fucking hook it up. I was like, dude, I was trying to like help you whatever. I was like I just looked at him. I was like You don't understand and then I just walked over I swear to god Like I'm in love with her. I don't know what that even meant, but I do remember it. I do remember being like you don't even understand And I love you. I don't third grade fourth grade too old

Yeah, that's pretty deep though for fifth grade. Not really because I don't know what that you don't even understand Yeah, and then you did mind you this is way after I kissed a girl already It was so weird I'm still trying to figure out what you don't understand It means nothing. See what I thought is that he did it Like he kissed her instead in my head. I think he has kissed her Nice No, but he but uh, it was yeah, but it was it was mad weird, but shout out to jamie man. She's married now

Is she yeah good for her one that got away, you know, it happened When did you fall out of love with her like what year were you like? No, that's all right fifth grade All right, so fifth grade you were over it. Yeah. Yeah, there was this girl in my class Gillian that I was obsessed with you remember when you used to get valentines in like school Yeah, I got your parents ever make you give them out. My mom didn't give them out. No, no To everyone in my class, but we didn't really do that Like there was one day where you could you were able to do something for someone It was like a valentine of your friend and shit like Frankie would do it for me

I would do it for Frankie, right and then which is hot. I remember I remember this girl Kelsey gave me one that said to joey from your best friend Kelsey and Frankie saw it and was like I thought I was your best friend and they didn't talk to me for like a week No way swear to god whole week whole week. That's too much too much fifth grade I was devastated. No, it was third grade second grade second grade. Oh, yeah. Well, all right. He's got a legitimate grade Second grade you're a little kind of legitimate right second grade. It's pretty terrible. No, but yeah, but I was like in first grade I was in love with this girl Jane who was like

So smart and continued to be smart shout to Jane. Yeah shout out Jane And then fifth grade I was in love with that girl Gillian and then all through that whole time besides fifth grade I was like in love with that girl Jamie as well So it was Jamie. Jamie Gillian and Jane and Jane. Were they all J's? No, Gillian Gillian's a G. I'm an idiot. Yeah, I don't know why I thought I heard Gillian. I'm sorry. No Uh, but yeah, you know, it's funny in fifth grade. How many of those did you kiss any of them? No Yeah, all of them got away

I would love to see all of them I know the same spot and just like because like I don't think they even would remember that I know Jamie would because like our parents like my mom is friends with her mom. Okay, so they still know each other Yeah, they they know that we were like in love with each other. All right, uh, but uh, It would be funny just to see like Jane and Gillian. Wait, did Jamie love was mutual? I mean, I think it was Yeah, no, but it was like you're in fourth grade like you just like in your mind to say it and like whatever I was saying like you could have like slipped your one of like those valentines like uh day in class

There was one time in in uh Oh, actually, this wasn't in fifth grade say it's older There was one time in fifth grade where me and her were passing notes back and forth pretty hot and a teacher Got it. Oh And I had to go up and like apologize because I was writing like crazy shit on it Not crazy, but like crazy shit like oh my god. I love you. Oh, dude Now like that's not crazy. You should be like, yeah, I want to like eat your ass. No, no I was a fifth grade. That's crazy. I didn't even know she had an ass in fifth grade

I was just you know, I just like the way she looked and shit and she was good at sports Fifth grade. No, you're probably jaying it by fifth grade You know what ass is at fifth grade, you know, I was joking. All right. Sorry. Take a little sorry So literal it's crazy. It's a little no, but in fifth grade So they had this thing where it was called field day where you were just like did you have that? Fuck? Yeah. All right. Were you colors? What were you like a team like no classes were a team got it Uh, and they did oh, no, I'm sorry. It was the dance festival We're like every class you had a dance festival. Yes. Yes every class did a dance

Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah White shit. I can't wait for that. Yeah, this is why this fuck my school wasn't even that white like it was pretty diverse Like we're from queens. You know what I mean? Like everyone's like different whatever Dance festival dance festival. Yeah. So so what it was is like it was a choreographed dance every class did one to a different song Like whatever it was remember the song Uh, no, I only remember one and in fifth grade. It was new york new york Oh, so you guys are like dancing slow. Yeah, it was it weren't fifth grade dude. We're not fucking right spinning our heads Going shit not it was like easy shit

Fucking pop the walk Chris brown over there. No, but it was like we did new york new york fifth grade That's the only one I really remember but they had this thing called the maypole Do you know what that is the maypole maypole? Yeah, no So it was just a pole with like red and white ribbons And you would you had a bunch of kids That would skip in a circle and you would go up over someone with your thing and then go under the next person

And just keep going until it tied the whole maypole. I'll be honest with you. I've never fucking heard of this in my life I don't know what it is, but they did it and it was such it was such an honor To play maypole to do the maypole. Yeah, what was it made out of it was just like ribbon. It was nothing. It was like ribbon Did you win? Is there a winner? There's no winner Wait, so you just like to have this ceremonial dance around a tree with this thing. It's a pole. Yeah, the hell did you go to school? You go for a fucking cult So so anyway for the maypole

This is all bad. Sure too. So dance festival Maypole am I saying that right? Yes maypole Maypole, yeah, it's probably a thing if you google it. We're going I have to I really hope it is honestly Because if it's not somebody tricked a shit out of you So you would like so you had the thing in your hand and you would jump not jump but you would like had put it over someone that next person said and then because everyone was like All the people that were holding the white ones

We're going one way and all the people that hold that red ones were going the other way So you'd go over someone's head and then under the other person and then over someone's head and whatever So then it would tie it and then on the pole it would make this like pattern that was very nice or whatever, right? So that was the whole point. I really looking back on it. Don't know the point is the fuck But it was like this song But it was like a high honor like only like the best of the best would be chosen to do the maypole It's like the fucking hunger games. What is this? Your boy got chosen That's fire. Get the maypole, you know what I'm saying? Get the maypole pound in there. Here's the thing, right?

So they choose half boys half girls and uh, you're get you get paired up To do the maypole whatever, right? So when you get paired up you got to walk out to the maypole in the center of everything while the whole school is watching And you have to hold the girl's hand that's next to you. Yeah, this is weird ceremonial shit Yeah, and then you have to kill a virgin. Yeah, no But uh, I cut her hair off

You have to like hold hands with the girl next to you and then walk out to the center set up and then do your maypole thing, right? Yeah Fucking gillian was the girl. I had to hold hands fire. You're mad. I was looking at no. I was and I was hyped I looked at my fucking gym teacher. I was like, yo pambukas You're the fucking van. I got you brah. I worry about it held her hand held the shit out of her hand, dude Holding hands holding hands so fire. I actually hate it now Holding hands. Yeah, I don't like that because it's like if you're gonna hold someone's hand. Do you hold it hard? Do you do this one like the like the little finger interlock one? You know what it is?

I hate like I don't hold hands ever no because I don't like things in between my fingers. Yeah, it's weird I don't like rings. They give me like crazy anxiety rings. Yeah, I won't wear a ring at all ever Like I won't even like fuck around and like put one on my pinky or whatever like I won't do it I hate it So I hate like having the feeling of like my fingers being constricted and you remember when kids would play mercy Yeah, and do that like I hated that too. I hated that too. I was like, fuck that or when someone grabs my whole finger like this That drives me insane So I don't I don't hold hands. Everyone people grab your hand and yeah

Like that. Why are you fucking with my knuckles dude? My knuckles, dude But I'll tell you this if you're a guy and you're holding a hand should your hand be this one out or this one Should it be facing out or facing in I think you got to be holding it like this No, you're forward. Is it should I be forward or back? You're I think no y'all holding backwards your palm is facing forward Your palms like this. That's more manly, right? I think so. Yeah, this is like give me your hand I don't I don't want my my here. Give me your hand right now. No. Yeah, I'm just saying what do you mean? We were gonna hold hands, right? I the palm out the back is better. Yeah, it's way better way. I could tell just immediately by that. Yeah

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Yeah, and we were in sixth grade agi I don't want to put her agi on it. No, no, no, but her name was samantha and uh, we were in sixth grade We never kissed yet. We dated nine. I feel like everyone's had like nine months nine months. They've never kissed nine I think it was nine months nine months. We never kissed Uh And yo, what the first day I got into class. I'm like, yo, this girl's fucking hot Right first day first fire in and out. I was in class. I was like, yo, this girl's fucking hot And then that was didn't know what a butt was before in fifth grade. You're the later first day of school

I'm like, oh, this girl's hot. This girl's hot. So I then I remember, uh, you know, it's funny She's Italian and Puerto Rican like you fire was best. We're a little nuts, but we're the best Yeah, so I was sitting in uh In class my yellow squirrel is mad hot and that was in september in october We started dating and you know how we started dating my boy. Sean Walked over because like we both like told our friends like he liked each other. I like him Like whatever my friend show mocks over he goes. All right. She likes you Uh, he likes you you guys are dating now. You guys good and then

You guys good you go with this. All right. Let's do it. All right. You guys are good That's basically what it was and then I was like, all right, we're dating and then like we never did anything Like at the end of the day we would hug and I was like, this is fire Held her hand like twice. I was like literally on top of the world. That's pretty fire. It was how'd you hold her hand? I don't remember at any I would have taken it at any point at any point I remember one time my mom had this like extra perfume thing And I put a poem in it No

Yo, do you remember any of it? No, I wish I wish I wish but you know, you can recite a sixth grade fucking poem. I do if if I wish I remembered I wish because it would be so funny but Years later like not years later, but like so I Stopped seeing her In eighth grade. We like graduated that was that was middle school. Yeah, so I didn't see her after eighth grade and I think it was my Junior year of high school or sophomore year of high school. I went to her house. Uh What was it?

It might have been the end of the it was the summer going into my sophomore year So it was like a whole year after we graduated. I haven't seen her at all right and I don't know how but I I was at her house And I was in her room, but I remember she's like had it It was like this poll. I was like, you know brought it out Yeah, she was like, do you remember that? I was like, oh my fucking god Yeah, so it must have been fucking fire. She held it like six years. That's like four years Something like that something like that. Yeah, it was it was funny though But then recent like two years ago

I was walking into some bar and she was the hostess and I was like, oh, what's up? That's awesome. Yeah, she's great She's great Damn, you got to ask her. She still has that poem. There's no way in hell. She does and if she does i'm gonna fight her Would you would you read it? You would want to see it Are you kidding me? Yeah, I would definitely want to see it but then burn it Yeah, he's probably had some fire shit in there though. I probably had some lines in there bars Yeah, straight bars. I was I was about it. Yeah, did you date anyone? Like what was your first relationship? My first uh

like girlfriend girlfriend That like I did stuff with like eighth grade Did stuffed with yeah I was kind of a nut job like in eighth grade. I like kind of did stuff in class Like sex stuff like yeah Like finger stuff what finger somebody in class in eighth grade fire flames Yeah, it was weird. What did you do it like from the front or from the back In the front. Yeah, you were too young for I've been know about like from the back

I mean, I feel like shit always happened like that on like school bus trips Dude, people were fucking in in my school, right? Like oh, we're going to boston this weekend like someone's getting sucked There's always there's always somebody who got like a blowjob on the school trip I remember in seventh grade some girl coming up to me And going like to me my friend Sean like you guys virgins and I was like Yeah, and she's like And like I felt weird, but I'm looking back. I'm like, what am I fucking 11 right now? How old are you in seventh grade?

Pardon me wants to say 12 or 11. Well, what uh, well 14 is when you start high school So I was probably 12 12 11 12 around there. So like the fuck I was like, yeah And she was like Like mad people were fucking in middle school. It went out like in the school I was going to in the school like in the bathrooms and shit. Damn dude. There was a dude. There was a dude in eighth grade who was 16 17 oh, so he was thrashing probably dude 16 year old eighth grader He was mad scary probably had the hammer of Thor to probably good for him. I wonder where he is I don't know. His name was Jake one. He was fucking hilarious. Oh, he definitely had to hammer dude

He was nice impossible But uh, yeah, I feel like every school has like a 16 year old eighth grader in it Yeah, there was always one but like in my middle school. There was like a lot of like just it was crazy Oh, let's go back to this classroom fingering. How did this come in? Uh, I don't know this girl just like kind of yeah, it was weird, man. I don't know It was weird. It was just weird. I I honestly don't remember any of like the You know what happened before no, of course you never do But like I do remember it happening and then I was just like I didn't even like really like her

I just kind of did it because But you know to be honest to be completely honest with you. It's kind of like You know, this is bad so bad to say, but I'm just saying like at that age. You're kind of like, yo, this is this This is like I'll take what I get. Yeah, I'm doing it. Yeah, you know, and she wasn't a bad looking girl or anything like that Like she was you know, you don't know what you're doing. I was just kind of like I you know I didn't know what the hell I was doing. Do you remember the first time you had sex? Yeah Was it like after prom? Were you like american pie? No, no, no I did not the girl I went to prom with had a boyfriend

Yo, my prom kind of sucked I mean, you didn't go to prom with a girl with a boyfriend Yeah, that sucks, but it wasn't would you have gone stag though? No, how'd you end up going with a girl with a boy? I would have never did that So here here's how it like I mean, I didn't so here's how it how it went like in earlier in the year It was weirdly enough. Her name is shannon. Okay. She was class president. Okay. It's kind of dope. All right, but she you did your president I didn't I didn't date her. Oh shit. Yeah. She's dating someone else. Of course

She was uh, yeah, she was class president But she or something like that, but like in the beginning of the year We were in a classroom and over the pa system They said something about prom and then she was sitting next to me and I was like, yo And I was cool with her like it's not cool and I was like, yo if You don't find a prom date by like this date and I don't let's just go together Yeah, and she's like, all right, and I was like, all right, cool. And then like we didn't talk about it until months later when it actually happened and then

I actually tried to back out of it. Okay I didn't know she was dating anyone But like I even tried to back out before that and she was like, you're really gonna do like it's our prom Like whatever. I was like, all right. Yeah, whatever. Like I tried to back out, but then I was like, all right, I'll go Where was this dude? He was out. He went to a different school So but here's the thing, right? No, why wouldn't she go with him though? I'm not saying I think you're better I think you're the best. I honestly don't know. It was kind of a weird thing I don't know if they were like a new thing, but like it was completely friendly the entire problem

It was not like, you know, let's like flirt and like do whatever like our whole group of friends Like I was on the football team all the kids I was in the limo with were on the football team And then there was like all the girls were also all friends and it just so happened that some of them Dated some of my friends some of them were just friends with the friends of the kids that I was friends with So it was just like it just worked because we were in the same friend group kind of, you know what I mean? So it was really just that So I don't know so not one part of it and the night was like, yo, I'm trying like kiss her right now No, it wasn't like that at all. But yo, I'll be honest with you

I thought it was gonna be really weird because of that dynamic But it was mad fun and she was like an awesome prom date. Well, it's probably like no expectations. You're just having fun Yeah, it wasn't like yo, I'm trying to like do whatever like I don't know if she like it was just kind of like, yo Let's and she was mad cool. She's like, yo, let's go. Let's go dance like whatever. She wasn't like Let's sit down and just watch like she wanted to like and I was it was mad fun I think Listen, if anyone out there is listening is going to a prom soon You don't have to fuck. No, just go have a fucking good time. Yeah, just go dance dance a little bit get drunk

Do what you gotta do be safe. Yeah What did you post prom? post prom Someone rented out this like bar area, which is mad illegal Now that i'm thinking about it. Yeah, the front window was kind of blacked out. They like put curtains over it. Super underage but there was like this back, uh There was like this shade because like the front bar

No one can get a drink from you had to go with this back window to get your drinks And I guess that was because if anyone could see inside got it But we just drank a little bit there. No one got like hammered though Because they weren't giving out drinks like that. No, no crazy. You know what I mean? And then afterwards there was this girl that one of my good friends Was dating and she was very rich and she lived in this house Uh big ass house that had like a movie theater. Oh one of those so we slept in the movie theater It's awesome with mad people. Yeah, and uh sleeping bags. No like in the fucking big ass recliner chairs. What?

Damn, that's ballers. Fuck. Yeah, it was kind of nuts And I just remember singing really loudly uh o-town or nothing I could believe that and I was sick because I was like kind at that point like you know when you get like a little drunk And that's like the end of the night. So your voice is kind of raspy So I was hitting notes growing and sexy and everyone was just kind of like as I was singing everyone's like Yeah, you can actually like fucking sing kind of yeah, who's prom date is this? I remember it was funny. Yeah, but it was I mean it was you know, my prom experience was like kind of cool It wasn't anything crazy. It was fun though. It was definitely fun. Yeah, it wasn't like I got hammered

I got fucked or like anything like that. It was just it was just fun word and shout out to shannon Yeah, shout out to shannon for real. Yeah, she was cool. Yeah, absolutely But um, how was your prom my prom was pretty fire Uh, you got blacked out. I got I didn't get blacked out. Definitely. I fucked for sure. You fucked. I fucked for sure was that on a beach Where the fuck did you go? Jones beach you fucked on jones beach. I don't know but yo, but for some reason all of us got bit Like bit up by like gnats and shit everyone that went to the beach

Everyone's legs just had like holes in them just from like scratching all these fucking bug bites. It was terrible. Yeah Yeah, but I thrashed definitely. Maybe you all got like herpes and some probably no, but uh my date Is uh She got super wasted and lost all her stuff camera phone other stuff camera Yeah, well, this is back in the day. Yeah, she had a myspace camera. She had a digital cam so far She lost all that stuff and literally throughout the night

She was black out. I just had her on my shoulder and I was just like still like Still dancing. Yeah, just still going Just wearing her like a coat Yo, this one time too like because we see we got party buses. So we rent them and just like give the Driver like 200 bucks to be like, you know, we're gonna drink back here. They let us do it Yeah, so they just drive us around New York and we are limo. We were drinking our limo That's probably where I got the most drunk because like our limo ride was mad fun, too Yeah, that's the best part. Yeah, the actual prom for me wasn't really that fun

I was like, how long till we can get out of here just get fucking banged up That's where I that's where my head was at. No, my prom was mad fun Like we stayed and we chilled. Yo, and I danced with some girl that I was like in love with like all four years And she's dude, you're in love with everyone No, no, no, I'm I'm I'm joking about that. But like there was this girl. She was mad pretty and she was a year younger than me Yeah Yeah, she was a year younger than me And uh, she was at prom with someone

And we danced at some point that I was like that was so far Yo, you were two handbutt grabber back in the day like little kid dance In like seventh grade got to grab the booty, right? Yeah, but like I would never do that in high school No way. You'd be such a stooge I was way past that You're way and seventh grade you can get away with it because it was like, oh, let's all try out things Yo, do you ever get like a bone when you were dancing though? At prom? No, no, just like at like school dances in seventh grade. You're getting boned up, right?

I do remember one time this kid came up to me, right? This kid came up to me and he goes He was dancing with some girl. I forgot her name I love just dropping names because it's so fun. I know because I prayed a guy that they hear it and they go What? That was me. But uh, that was my dick. No, but this kid comes up to me and he goes You gotta tell me now you gotta tell us He just looked at me and he goes you And he was like, I don't know what he's like. I think he's Albanian, but he comes up to me. He goes Yo, I was dancing with her

and I Basically this dude told me he jizz his pants But he'd made this move where he went like this like he like fit like this is after the fact Did he do the spin around tuck? No, I wasn't like there when it happened But he uh, he did this motion when he was telling me the story where he put his hand his pants and it came out And went like this would his thumb and his pointer finger. Ew. He was like, he was sticky. I was like, yo Literally, why are you telling me? Yeah. Have you ever met this kid before? Yeah. All right. At least you knew him He definitely knew that you like jizzed my pants bro cause no

Bro, cause he had jizzed my pants No, no, no, it was it was just like, you know, whatever But I mean, I didn't really go to the dances when I was like that young I remember going to a dance in sixth grade with Frankie in our neighborhood And I didn't dance at anyone like I was like mad afraid Remember that when like the girls would be here the boys would be on the other side She's like, yeah, he's gonna break the ice Yeah, who's gonna do and then whoever broke then it all turned into a dance circle

And there was always one kid in your school that could dance his fucking ass off Dude, it was like some Filipino break dance And you're like, yo, who's who invited Chris Brown? I know it's like, yo, this dude Francis killing it. Who is this? It's like a quiet kid. It's like just this kid. I copy off him and mad Yeah, just just fucking killing it and everyone's like cheering his name It's like, I didn't know he could do a robot that well. I'm like, this kid is the fucking man I know I know I know exactly who you're talking about like, you know yours. I yeah, I know mine. Yeah 100% If I saw him now, I'd be like, yo

You could dance Fucking dance your ass off and how like in middle school dances. Yes It's crazy. Remember like, uh I see yeah, so like like I'm trying to remember my prom really but like I got so fucking banged up My prom was like math. You know, it was like You know, this is how like long ago this was, you know, who was blasting in our cab in our cab in our limo Fucking sammy adams. Wow that dude. He's probably still rapping, right? Is he? I don't know the song uh song coast to coast. You know that song

It was like him and that other dude like Huey Mack Like weren't they big around the same time? I don't know I know Huey Mack. I know who he is but like, uh, sammy adams. I remember that was the first time I heard him In that limo. That was the first time I heard him from Boston. Yeah And uh, this kid in our in our limo Yo, hello, yo Shout out kevin mccarthy. That's my guy. Wait fucking hilarious. Whoa. What it is a very common name All right about say I have like a really good friend named kevin mccarthy. No, he's my age

Yeah, mine too What no, no, no, no, no, we're just comparing kevin mccarthy's thing. Oh, I thought I thought you were like this is the same one It is very common to this kid when this kid was fucking hilarious and he was in our limo and he was like going apeshit and like I just fed off the energy me and him are probably like the craziest people in our fucking limo that were like going You know, what time did you get home? I didn't go home. I slept at that girl's movie theater. That's right. And then I don't know what happened I don't really remember. Did you have a junior formal? No, we didn't have any formals or anything. We had a junior formal at my school. What is it?

It's just like a junior prom. Yeah, that's all it is. I mean, what's the point? Yeah, fucking whack. I mean, I get it I still can't go to the fact that you didn't ask anybody to prompt though I mean, I kind of did I didn't do like, you know, the whole sign and you shut down Huh? Did you ever get shut down? I didn't ask anyone It's baller. I could have gotten shut down 100 I would have No, I wasn't I wasn't like fine. I don't think so I mean, I'm not saying like are you hotter now

Then I wasn't high school. Have you seen me in high school? Yeah, you're pretty weird Not good. You're pretty hot that football picture you saw isn't bad No, that one's good. Like that guy could fuck. Yeah So that one's not bad, but there there was like just a bad There was like a weird fit not a bad I hear but it was like a weird phase where it's like, you know clean shave and joe and like I was going through this like I was just coming out of my like my ghetto phase too Everybody everybody has a ghetto phase. So my my voice was kind of like and if you I mean you can't see them now

But if you go back and watch some of my old videos, it's like Night and day right where I was I just had a crazy accent It was very queens and very just like So I was just like in that weird transition stage. Yeah, you know what I mean? Because when I got to high school It was like a ton of white people that I had to now suddenly change the way I talked like yo, I mean, uh, hello Good sir. No But just to let you pronounce certain words and how you like say certain things like

Like that sounds dumb to certain people But when you grow up in new york, especially in queens is like the most diverse place in the world You will know what I'm talking about It's just so crazy like you'll look at old pictures and like see what you're wearing And I know what I'm wearing right now, but like you'll be wearing something of me like what the fuck was I thinking? Yeah Yeah, like long ass white t-shirts and I feel so bad for shannon because She looked great at prom. You know, I looked so bad What'd you wear? I wore I mean, I just wore like a tux, but it was like not fit is she had a go

No, no, no it I mean it was but not as fitted as I would like it to be looking back right But uh, I wish I could go back to my I would have been fresh as fuck. Yeah, I would have had like some slim fit shit Crazy shit killing it alligators. Oh come on. Can't even hold them down. Can't even hold them down Uh But she looks great. I looked so weird I I got a haircut and this is when I had a buzz cut right right So my hair was like a two like all the way around it was mad short and my sideburns were like pointed Yeah, but they were but they were mad pointed like down like down past my ear lobe

Like not past my ear lobe. That's a lie. But like this middle this thing was this thing that's in like the center of your ear I don't even know what that is But like what is that? I don't know. I don't know but it was like up to that like it was like great I look stupid. I'll show you pictures. Oh, I need to see this. Yeah, they weren't good They weren't good. I hope it may be at one point like maybe we could throw like a picture off like right there I don't know I've been mortified for people to see those pictures. It was crazy. I had mad long hair like my shirt was crazy long Yeah, like as long as like alfrank. He's is really. Yeah, it was bad. Jesus. Yeah

But I don't know prom prom was fun though prom was definitely fun. People were like drunk at prom You get fucked up at prom also think about How smart you think you are at that point in your life and how fucking stupid you actually are I'll just put this in a water bottle. No one will fucking. Yeah, this is good. No, we're fine As if people haven't been doing this for 40 years trying to sneak a water bottle. First of all, I've never done that No, fill up a water bottle full of vodka. You're just gonna drink straight vodka. What are you psychotic? It's disgusting It's insanity. Yeah, it's gross. I would never do that and also when you're young you're not buying good vodka

You're getting like nicole. It georgey was gross georgey. It comes in like a plastic. Yeah, like a plastic And it was four bucks. Yeah, it was disgusting. It was bad. Remember hypnotic. Yeah They're like it that looks like like blue. It looks like you know, it looks like slurp juice Yeah, it does look like slurp juice from 490 I'm about to buy that just to like take the picture. Do they still sell hypno I remember if you put if you put hypno and hennessey. It was the incredible hulk remember that no Yeah, oh, I got green. Have I have I told you about the sesame drinks on this show? No Oh, man, this is gonna be good

So back in the day when we were young and we wanted to drink and we were underage whatever we couldn't go to the store and get drinks or anything so I don't know how but someone had this business card. Yeah, and it was just like sesame drinks Right, that's all it said and there was a number on it. That was it So what you do is you call the number and you say What you want and there was oscar the grouch There was elmo. Okay. There was cookie monster and and there was I think that was it. There was those four. Okay

Yeah, there was blue red green I think it was just those three actually Yeah, so was that those three and you just order what you want. Give me two Cookie monster one oscar the grouch Whatever, right? Guy goes, all right. Where are you? You give him cross streets like y'all I'm on fucking 35th and whatever, right? Some dude on a bicycle

rolls up with a fucking like wicked witch of the west Uh basket on front of his thing with your drinks in it and you give him money like nutcrackers No They were in styrofoam cups. What the fuck big styrofoam cups cups and then with a straw on them You didn't know we were drinking no And then and then you pay him and then you get it and then he goes away and dude, we are clearly Underage we're not even close What did this guy look like did he look over age? I never picked him up. I refused. All right. Yeah

I was like, I'm not picking these up. I used to hate going to get beer I've only had one like I've never I never I had one of them and I was like, dude, which one did you have? I don't know. I don't know I think it was the green one oscar the grouch. Yeah, but yeah, it was crazy But it was like that's how we got drinks at one point in my life. Like how shady is that? I don't miss any of that at all. You know, how are we gonna get beer tonight? How are we gonna get beer socks? My my my parents were cool though. Like my I could get beer if I wanted it your parents were caught Not all the time, but if I was like when I was 20 years old, my parents didn't give a shit

They were like, yeah, go ahead. Yeah, you're fucking 20. Yeah. It's like you're right there Just we'll buy you beer or whatever like the first time you drank. Do you know? Yeah, I was uh, I was I was Uh old I was underage though the first time I ever drank I was probably so here's the thing You remember I told you like my first kiss. I had my first kiss. I didn't kiss anyone for like years Same thing with my virginity. I lost my virginity didn't have sex for another like two years until the next time Saved it. You're so pure. I'm not pure. I just couldn't there was no opportunity for me You're so pure uh with drinking I I

on new years at frankie's Me and him were stealing like mike's hard lemonades from his mom. Oh, yeah And I remember I saved all the bottle caps on my pockets. I'm like, oh my god Look, look, look how many I drank look at this I used to do shit like that. By the way, I couldn't drink two mike's hearts today If you fucking paid me because I drink one and there's like an ulcer. Yeah. Yeah, I feel like I'm gonna fucking sugary as fuck disgusting, but I that was I was like maybe 14 and then I didn't drink

Until I was 16 and when I was in 16, that's when I like got on like a steady Like I was like, okay now I'm drinking getting after it. Yeah, like when I was 16. I went to my friend's summer house and uh we just played like Beer pong and and stuff like that like I I I never really drank because I was into sports and everything I was like Oh, I drink or smoke like it'll slow me down Because I was like an athlete but then And then I the only reason why I got into drinking is because of beer pong because it's like competitive. It's like a game

Yeah, but like athletes get drunk though I know but you're trying to be clean and go that route Not only that, but I was like, I'm young and I shouldn't and like I'm playing sports and like I'm not interested I really didn't really have an interest in it at all. Like I've never that guy's gone. That guy's fucking gone I had to try to beer before it's fucking Monday I Never met that guy. No, no, no that guy said go

But I wasn't I wasn't interested in it at all and look, but you know me I've never done any type of drugs Yeah at all because I never was interested in it and the only reason why I got into it is because I could play beer pong It was like fun and then eventually you'd like, you know, we just You gotta have a pong tournament this it honestly wasn't even till 2017 until I started to get into uh drinking Recreationally. Well, what do you do? Like do you ever drink at home like by yourself?

It's very very very rare. Like if you're like if I can count on one hand, how many times that's happened But like it's never like I'm getting I'm not getting drunk. I'm having one beer right like if that's like a long day Yeah, I'll have you like go to the bureau watch tv or like play cod or something It doesn't even happen once a month though. Like it happens rare like very rare. What are your favorite things to do when you drink? I like honestly like is it like social or do you like to do it like in like the privacy of your own home like with your boys? Either or either. I love going to bars But I also like my favorite thing in the world Is being in Connecticut and my friend summer house and there's a bonfire and we're all there

And we all have a beer. I'll just fucking hanging out and there's music playing like it's my favorite thing in the world Summer drinking is like is like the best. I literally could do that every single day I'll never get tired of it and it's my favorite Part of life. That is my favorite part of life. That's what that's like. That is literally all I need That's like the most worry-free you're gonna be. Yeah, it's amazing. It's the best because it's like you we're up there It's all the people I grew up with. I love these people And it's like secluded a little bit, right? It's in the middle of the woods and there's like a lake and like a dock and like You know, whatever we were younger

You can invite girls up and like you want to do that that night and just kind of be like Yeah, let's go crazy or if we want to just be chill and just like whatever it's just I just that's my favorite thing in the world What was the last time you guys went? I go every summer But we usually went I used to go every single weekend But now like I go like twice a year, but I'm going to I talked to my friend as well About going up. I was we want to get up there like more often. We did a beer Olympics this past summer. It was fucking awesome Good for you. So sick

It's good to get out of New York sometimes like to have a place that you go to like all the time I'm not a big vacation guy. Neither am I really like I don't want to go to something like I At this point in my life. It doesn't interest me to fly to a Secluded island and just chill on the beach like I don't like that. I like being around people I like being with my friends and I like having a good time. I don't think having a good time is me and two other people Just sitting and relaxing like I don't like that. I like it being a thing Yeah, and having fun, but that's you know, we're making a thing out of it Like in terms of like let's get more people here and like I don't mind relaxing, but I just don't

Me and To like a very small group It's only going to be fun for like right, you know, all right. Like when are we going out? Yeah, like can we fucking do something or like can we just you know, whatever? I'm like I'm more I'm not introverted But I'm like as close as you can Like I love like just like drinking a beer watching like a Yankee game or something You gotta be careful. See, I don't like do that. It's a little crazy. Yeah, I don't I don't really do

Sooner or later you're like I drank six beers and I have to be at work like six hours My my friend boss does that sometimes like he's like, yeah, I had like a six pack and like watched the game I was like, I can't I wouldn't be able to do that. No if I'm drinking a six pack There's a reason first of all you're gonna be fucked up the beer that you drink is alcoholic shit Yeah, I'm not I'm not drinking six beers. Yeah, you're crying like there's like there's other there's like there's you're you're getting after it Those beers that I drink if I drink four of them, like I won't remember certain parts of the night Like you're telling people you love them all night I'm not that guy. No, no, there's always that guy

I always get that in my mind though that like I always have these moments when I'm drunk Well, I'm just like I step back and I'm watching the situation. I'm like I fucking love my life and everyone in it Do you ever have these moments when you're not drunk and you see somebody that is drunk and you're like, jesus christ This is what I come back. This is what I look like Yeah, like a drunk person like comes up to you and goes, yeah, man. How's it going? I'm like, jesus christ Do I look like that big of an asshole? I'm I for whatever reason my tolerance has always been very high And I have I have a pretty good tolerance. I don't throw up or get sick or anything like that. It's very rare

Yeah, I haven't puked for drinking a long time. Yeah, the last time I did I like Drink four jack and coax and chased every single one with a shot And like just fucking yanked because I didn't eat dinner. That sounds awful. Yeah, it was not good All of that. Who could drink more beers you or Keith? Oh easily me easily. Yeah, he knows that too. All right, like he like he he's like, you know Yeah, but he could throw him down I've seen him put away some fucking beers. Yeah, he could put some beers away. He does this thing But my tolerance is definitely higher than his

Easily I have a pretty high tolerance. I have one of the higher tolerances that I know of Besides someone who's like way bigger than me. You know what I mean gun to your head How many Bud lights can you drink at one in like one sitting like one night out? I have drank like 20 something No way. I swear to god 20 beer 90 lights though. 90 lights. Those are like water Yeah, and like I blacked out obviously, but like I've done that It's just crazy like you like when you're younger It's like you'll just grab a 12 pack and I'm gonna drink every single one of these beers

I'm not even kidding. So how it how it used to happen is my friend's mom would go away for the weekend Right every like all she had a summer house or whatever not summer house like a house wherever And she would go there with her boyfriend on the weekend sometimes uh during the summer and My friend would throw like a house party and sometimes it wouldn't be a party Yeah, because he didn't want to be a party every week, but it would just be like Yeah, I'll just come over we'll have some beers and we would like drink to 40s every fucking time So I was like my tolerance is always fucking high as shit. Yeah, you know what I mean? So like what 40s

were you drinking though oldie bud light bud light oldie ever do edward uh 40 hands. Yeah, yeah You know what else is crazy? I I've never got you know power hour with beer. You don't realize so hard you get Fucked up so hard because you you take two shit like you know, this is nothing I do this already on my old in the first 10 minutes you're like sipping a beer on the side You're like this is so stupid and then you're just did you ever did you do it with music? How to oh, yeah, it was like playlist. Yeah, we used to do the playlist the power playlist. I'm like, oh my god It's a new song. I'm gonna fucking die. Yeah, like yo, I really can't do this one Yeah, you could do it now

I would love to do it now. We should try it But I hate yeah, I'll do we should try it one day fucking vlog it and just see if we could actually do it an hour Footage well, we'll do we'll do one per minute. What is it? It's one per minute Yeah, like we don't need to film like in between it. It'd just be like out like minute one So it'd be like 10 seconds I'll tell you this right now. There's no way I could do it. Yeah, I don't think so But here's my around minute 28. I'm done. So about minute 28. Yeah, because then I feel like I'll get sick before like It's like I'm not too drunk. I'm like

I feel so bloated and just be like fuck it would have to be like Bud Light We should do it this summer. Oh, absolutely. Yeah, I'm down so down But like I'm a little scared now. Yeah, me too. I don't know why you brought that up What's your favorite drinking game of all time? We made up a drink drinking game. Oh, I can't wait to tell people about this Wait, you made up a drink me my friends. We made up a drinking game That's like actually good because a lot of people make up drinking games. No, they're fucking trash No, it's amazing. So it's it's we didn't like we just combined two games. Okay, but we have our own rules to it

So do you know what beer ball is? Yeah, maybe maybe but it might be a different name. So I'm gonna explain. I'm so excited to be right now All right, so with beer ball how you play is you take cans regular cans and It's two on two So you and your partner you put a can of beer on the corners of the table. Okay, right and there's there's two ping-pong balls and you fucking throw the ball

At the can if it hits the can You have to open your beer and then chug it until someone grabs the ball and puts it on the table Okay, and then you have to stop And then once you're finished with your beer you're out And then you know your the idea is to finish your beers first Okay, so you have to peg the the thing, right? All right. So what we did is wait Wait, so if I throw it at yours and I hit yours. Yeah, I started drinking mine. Yes. Got it and They have to put that ball on the table. Got it

But you guys can throw it at any time You know what I mean? So you can throw yours your partner can throw his whenever they want, but you can only throw Your ball Okay, so if you throw your ball at this can and it goes over here You have to wait until that ball gets thrown back to you to throw yours. Okay. You can't just throw balls like crazy Uh, and then we added beer pong to it too. So there's all nice. There's a six cup beer pong Okay, right three two one And you have to finish your cups and

And your cans. Okay, and then you win the game. All right. So what's the name of the game? We called it tip out tip out. All right, that makes sense I don't know why we called it tip out to be honest with you But it there we have mad like weird ass rules that I'm forgetting just because it like comes up when you play it But you can throw it as hard as you want Go crazy. You can't come over the table to block it, but you can like stand behind it and try and like body it whatever Uh No behind the back nonsense or anything, right? No, there's no run backs either with the beer pong

You just have to hit them and like you're done mba jam rolls No, no like dunking. No, you know, you never heard mba jam rolls and beer pong. So if you're playing beer pong Say I hit one Yeah, it comes back to me. Say I hit another one. I'm heating up. Oh, you're heating up, but then you're on fire You get your ball back. Yeah, no, no, no, but if you hit three in a row. Yeah, they didn't sound fire Then you keep shooting. Yeah. Yeah, I've done that. You know me and me and my friend espo Finish the game before they even got the balls That's it's impressive. He hit I hit he hit I hit he hit

And then he hit the rest. There's nothing more gratifying than seeing that ball Going that fucking cup final shot dude. Just so did you guys center it? Not always not always like we did it like you kind of sometimes you'd shoot where it lies. How many racks did you play per game? Uh, we only had two two racks. Yeah, two racks Dude, I played in jersey one time and a ball hit like the front cup And then bounced off another cup and went into like a back cup and the scroll goes. That's three cups I'm like, fucking no, it's not. They're not playing that. What are these rules? I've never heard that in my life We also do like bounce to but like you can't bounce tip out. You can't bounce and tip out

Yeah, if you hit if you hit the drinking like someone's drinking cup games over all right, so you play that Did you ever play sniper? Was that if you called like oh, we call that island island? Yeah, so if you call the cup that you hit then it's two cups. Yeah Yeah, and if we do like if you run if it comes back to you on the table and you throw behind your back That's two cups. Yeah, we did that too. Yeah, we had like those rules like just universal Isn't it? Yo, we when you play tip out this summer you're gonna love it because yeah, I'm excited It is so hard like people like it sounds like very simple

It is so hard and it's not a ping-pong table. You said it's not a ping-pong table. Yeah, so you're throwing it You know what I mean? You got to hit those balls have like no weight too So they're they're hard. It's not hard to hit. It's hard because When the ball hits the top of the can okay, it flies somewhere You have to run sprint get it and then put it on the table Yeah, so you're running and then you're hitting a fucking cup and then you're opening your beer and chugging it And then slamming it back down on the table. That's true. Dude, you get so full of air There was one time my friend Dylan won like three games in a row pass out

Nah, you just like you like you want to throw up. Yeah, like I'm full of beer me and my friend espo My friends will argue me argue with me to the death But I think me and him as a team are the best overall in all drinking games Like we're the best at flip cup best at beer pong like together In that game when we play I tell them like yo, I only have three games at me Right like if we win more than three in a row, I can't play because my stomach is this big And I feel like I can't breathe. Yeah, and I can't burp No, I can't burp like I just I've never burped like in my life civil war you played, right?

Yeah, that's when you just like you shooting. It's like shooting and it's like but it's like three on three Yeah, yeah, yeah, and they like you have to finish everyone's rack that shit is intense You know, it's fun. You ever play chandelier. No So you take a cup you put it upside down and then you fill up a cup with a beer to the brim You put it on top of that one So it's like a it stacks up and then everyone takes their cups and puts them around that cup And the idea is everyone has to bounce the ball Into the middle cup

But if you don't get into the middle cup quarters kind of kind of yeah So you have to bounce the ping pong ball into the middle cup If it doesn't get into the middle cup and it goes into the other ones Whoever's cup that is you just drink it put it back and you fill it back up It doesn't you don't feel it all the way so it's basically their beer pong like filled not like all the way to the top But if it goes into the middle cup Everyone at the same time plays flip cup and the last person to get their cup flipped has to chug the beer and they're out Yeah, it's rough awful. Yeah, it's tough

That game is fun. How how how much beer do you put in your flip cup cups though? Just so like, you know on the red cups. Yeah, I have like that second line that little indentation like little above that Yeah, all right. Yeah, that's good. Gotta have some people go crazy with their beer pong cups. I'm like, dude I'm like, yeah, everyone's fine. Everyone's chill. Where's that dick to go? I need beer in that cup. I need beer in there. I'm like, yeah, get this beer and everyone's gonna get drunk Take it easy. Yeah, we're all drinking having a time here. All right max everyone's gonna survive or flip cup survivor flip cup Tough tough it's mad fun though. So we reverse the rules because usually how it is. Are you an anchor?

Well, that's the thing that's why we reverse the rules because everyone who's good gets voted off first, right? Because if you lose you get to vote someone off or whatever. So we stopped doing that We did as a team you decide who gets off got it So then you could play because otherwise otherwise you make like some girl Or like someone who sucks like drink like eight beers in a row. Yeah, and I'm like, if you don't really drink a lot You're not nice at flip cup. So that's why it's like now like we're like killing you now Yeah, but we're having fun with you. We're destroying your night Yeah, it just so happened that the girls because we went hard for flip cup that everyone was like mad nice and the girls like

We play this like sometimes. Yeah, and they were all like drinking and they're like, yo, I gotta drink fucking eight cups right now No, there's no way Like that's the craziest thing though. It's like those games got you through like Mad parties. Yeah, man. It's mad fun. I fucking love that. And also To big dick like if you're running the table at a party, you're killing it. Yeah, do you know the game? Just talking shit. You ever dynastied yourself What is that when you win like three four in a row and you just stop dynastying you let other people play Dynasty because like I never stopped because here's why it's because like you get fucking hammered after like three or four games

A beer pong? Yeah, like it depends like if you if you're if you're drink I would always have a beer like on the side. Yeah, like I'd be playing and drinking at the same time Like I didn't give a shit about the cups But like after four I'm like, yeah, let somebody else get on just dynastying and then you can come back on whenever you want Nice. Yeah Run that bitch We've played mad games. I me and espo have gone on streaks where we like We've won like fucking 10 games. Do you think you could do the beer mile?

What is that? It's you run a quarter mile You drink you drink a beer Like you stop and then drink a beer you stop and then drink a beer And then you go around again you drink another one You go around again until you get to a mile so four How long do I have to drink the beer? Doesn't matter No, no fucking way

Yo running and drinking is very tough. That's why that game tip out so fucking hard And it's so fun because especially at the end it's like How much does that fucking beer like whatever my never was pegging you and like balls are flying everywhere I'm excited. I'm excited that game is mad. You have to play on grass though. Yeah, you play in concrete. You'll get fucked up It's scary. Yeah, it's scary. Where's it? Where's the usual court though? So we play in my mom's backyard, which is all concrete very scary But usually my friend has like a yard

And we we play there and it's a disaster. It's fucking great. Did you ever buy beer for girls? What do you mean? I mean like growing up like uh, like the girls in your grade Buy them. No, no, they usually got all their own alcohol I mean, I never really had to deal with that. I always forget that your school was huge It was I feel like I always forget that All those kids were drinking before I was I didn't really hang out with my high school friends, honestly Got it. I was in my neighborhood and we we could get it because like we knew people who are older or like

Older brother gives a shit around here either. You know what I mean? You're hanging. No one really cares So beer pong's your number one. Well, is it or is it tip out? Have you ever played cheers to the governor? No, it's that Oh, man, this game is fun. This is a fun drinking game. Uh so Cheers to the governor cheers to the governor and you know who told me about this kev mccarthy Those kev mccarthy's are the best guys like best. So how it how it goes is everyone who wants to play You know, you just go in a circle, right? You count one to 21. Okay one two three four five six

And then seven and fourteen are switched to start. Okay. So one two three four five six fourteen eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen seven fifteen sixty seven eighteen nineteen twenty twenty one When you get to 21 everyone goes you add cheers to the governor Everyone cheers and and drinks, right? Then whoever Whoever started yeah gets to make a rule for a number So it's like all right now when you get to two You have to say derrick jeeter

Or you got it or you got to do a push-up or something like that. So it's like one derrick jeeter three four five six Yeah, and then the end of the game. It's like all rules. So I can't do that shit now I haven't had one fucking fucking beer. Yeah, it's mad fun because first of all like obviously with my friends You can imagine the kind of rules that we have It's insane. It gets it gets out of control like you make people do the dumbest shit What was that other game too like thumper? I never played it. I don't know the rules It's like it's like a mimic thing. You have like an animal Like like horns or like yeah, yeah

You're like an animal sign and then you have to do the person before you and then yours and send it to someone And then you have to do like some other shit. I never got it right. Yeah, I would see people playing on like this makes no fucking sense Yeah, I was like, can you please stop smacking the table? Yeah, it's I Rather have silence also off topic. I used to hate when girls would speak gibberish Well, you never see like that was past that was past me. That was past you You never had those girls like gotta go gotta gotta gotta I'm like, I'm gonna get a fucking punch you in the face my sister used to do that It a goo on my shoe. I'm like, listen

Enough with this bullshit. I was like, what the fuck you guys doing a goo on my shoe I'm like, all right. How about just English? Nobody cares what you're talking about. That's Uh, I get a key I get a guy. I gotta go. I got a key. I'm like, yo, shut the fuck you're just saying get it before your word Yeah, gotta go to the store It's like, dude, just fucking say what you're saying. I know what you're saying. Nobody cares hiding it from right now But a part of me would be like sometimes I couldn't understand and I get mad What the fuck you say, Jessica?

Fucking just say it Say if you're gonna say it Fucking gibberish fucking goddamn bitch. Do you have beer muscles? No No, I honestly when I drink I'm just I like to just like to talk to people Yeah, I'm saying way. I'm not like drunk. Be like, yo, who wants to fucking go. I'm like, I'm not that Everybody cool. You all right. I'm the complete opposite of that at all times. I'm always just like, oh Jesus. Yeah Yeah, I'd rather like just be like, hey, man, are you okay?

My friends always hold it against me because there was one time where I had beer muscles But it was with my friends. You just when you told everyone you would kick their ass. Yeah, I love that story. Yeah That one's great That one's great I was mad because Keith was hammered and someone like flipped him out of a hammock to be funny, but he got hurt Oh, yeah, because he was like he hit like a concrete thing So I was like, yo, who the fuck flip and I thought it was someone right? So I was like, yo, I'm gonna fuck you up like one of my friends

I was like, I'm gonna fuck you up and then one of my other friends comes out of nowhere. It's like relax It wasn't him. I was like, I'll fuck you up too And I just started going off and whoever came up to me and said anything I was like, I literally will fuck all you guys up right now That's funny, man. Yeah, man. But that's the only time No, I hate that shit, dude. I hate it. I'm a non confrontational guy Me too. No, all my friends are like that too. Like none of them are like I because I hate that Yeah, all like all of us as a group if one of our friends are like that, we'd be like, yo, shut the fuck up Yeah, you're out. You're knowing you're done. Yeah, get out of here. I just never I never understood the appeal of it

It's like a re like this is what we're gonna do That's just like insignificant we're gonna get drunk and like try to fight somebody and ruin everyone's night That's why I don't like going to clubs because that's all you get That's all you do. And then I also like when when you're in like high school Like if you went to other high school parties, it's like, why does everyone just want to fucking kill each other here? Yeah, like you guys go to different schools. It's like, yo, you go over there I don't like that. I'm drunk. Let's fight now. I'm like, dude no

I came here to get drunk and like bang one of your girls or something sleep me alone But if you hit me, I'm gonna fuck your shit. Yeah. Yeah, and I'm a fucking the ram's gonna come out Good times those are the best high school is good. What was your high school rivals? Holy cross. Holy cross I think we beat them every year that I was there. Nice But they had like no, that's not true. That's not true. My junior year though. We my sophomore year of high school. We won the championship at the jv team. Yeah, and then Junior year we beat cross

senior year we lost to them. Did you beat them in fucking? Uh maple Bro, the maple is very serious. I know but after this as soon as this goes off you have to show me maple I think it's a real thing. I hope so. It sounds really weird. Shout out to gillian though. Shout out to gillian Bish could skip. Bish could skip And then also too if you can remember any of those dance festival moves I remember, you know, it's funny. So like last thing we're gonna say before we end because we've been going for a while

Frankie like at one point our teacher was like we have Room for one move so whoever couldn't come up with a move it'll be in it and franky goes. I got it Of course, Frankie. Of course. So we all had like can't not actual canes, but like canes. Yeah, like they're like the Yeah to dance with like during new york new york So franky's like I got it and he just went like this and like if you're not watching this on video You can't see it, but franky just goes like this It just does that and the guy's like, yes, amazing amazing And then we put it in the show and it was in the show and like franky was like the guy to do it. That's fantastic

Were you ever before I know you just said were you ever in any school plays? No, we didn't have school we had a talent show, but we didn't have school. Oh, yeah I was in a couple school plays. I wasn't in the play. I played a tree I played a tree and I played an elf Yeah, and I had one line. What was it? And I was like, what are we gonna do about Christmas now? Because in the in the play santa like gets sick or like we can't find him Yeah, and then like I had one line. I just stood up and fucking knocked it out of the pot Don't you hate when santa gets sick and you have no idea where you are. I know

It's for the whole goddamn play. Look at that motherfucker. Frankie though in high school was in a play. He's donkey hote No, he looks like him now dude. He had like the beard and like everything There's gotta be footage of this somewhere. I don't know. He had he has posters in his room. Oh, we need that He has posters. We need that and like he was dude. I went and it was like a legit Frank. He was the whole show He was the guy he was singing Like he was he was legit Danny. I'm not kidding. What grade was this this was in high school Eighth grade dude. He killed it. High school eighth grade. He was like a fucking he was 17 18 killed it Damn, you need to see this. Yeah, dude. That's why I need to hit the airwaves tail

I I really hope You gotta see if he has that that'd be great donkey hote. Good for him So sick But if that guy ever dares me to hug Jamie again, I'm gonna beat the shit out of him. I know Hey, man, he threw you off a softball there though. You missed it. No, he did But you want to know something I put my bat down walk right back to the fucking dugout. Here's the thing He wouldn't understand We never understand. No one would ever

No one ever does Don't kill day don't kill day. Danny. Where can they find you? Uh, you can find me on twitter and instagram at Danny I have an acon man. He's saving the world. We talked about this. That's true. I love acon acon acon young jesus That's a good one too. I woke up in the middle of the night and I noticed my girl wasn't by my side Damn, he had bangers. We're gonna listen to some acon after this But yeah, but you can find me on twitter at daniela priori and instagram at daniela priori as well And that is all thanks for listening you motherfuckers. Yeah