The Basement Yard - It's Almost Thanksgiving..

Episode Date: November 22, 2016

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Welcome back to the basement yard. It is Monday November 21st. I'm here with one of my friends co-host Your veterans minimum It's it's nick. Yeah, he is here and uh, we were just laughing because right before we recorded this somehow some way In our group chat with all of our friends. There's just I can't stop laughing I know Someone put a picture like an old picture of all of us in uh, we went to courtland for I had this like

Appearance thing and it was just so weird. Hold on. It's it's better. It's better because um ladies and gentlemen I was one half of a management team. Oh my god On the early come up. Yeah everything the early come up. But that was the sanagallo tv days Yeah, I didn't I didn't need a management team at all whatsoever, but Uh, my two friends Eric and nick were like, yo, we'll be your managers and I was like, oh, yeah Fucking who cares like what are they gonna do? Which all we did was send out emails. Yeah Nothing like and when we got an email we'd be like, yo, joey's this cool Exactly

It was so bad But yeah, we got this gig in courtland. It was for their spring spring fling spring fling. They wanted me to come there and uh Just like like a meet and greet like like I've had a booth and like with a table and shit like that And we just made a fucking weekend out of it So we're all wearing these sanagallo tv shirts that that we're like, yo, we could sell these there and make money Right, and then it turns out that everything at spring fling is free. Yeah So you just wasted like I don't know how much but you get made like a hundred t-shirts. Yeah, I still have them Yeah, I mean

My my uncle like always asks me because like his kids like their friends know who I am and they want shirts So I just give them out But it's so like and looking back on it like this is why the whole reason why I bring it up because we're just talking About the fact that like looking back on old pictures of yourself and just kind of jogging your memory on shit You're like, what the fuck was I thinking? You know, this was I want to say 2012 2013 around there because boss was still like Syracuse

We went up to visit him and our friend John was at courtland. So we stayed at his place. Where did we go first? We went to Syracuse to pick up boss. So and it was Mayfest there at Syracuse. So we went there We went to the castle court. That's what it's called The outdoor. Oh, yeah, that was crazy. Yeah, that was nuts And we just made a whole weekend out of it. So we went to boss's place We got hammered there the next day we picked him. We got him in the car and we drove to courtland Yeah, so we had to do the thing the meet-and-greet thing for you and then it was Kendrick was there that night too, which is sick Kendrick and Steve Aoki. Yeah, I want to forget about Steve Aoki because that was terrible

It was so weird. It was so weird, man But that was like before like obviously Kendrick was I mean, he opened for Steve Aoki. Yeah, that was a while ago. Yeah, this was you know His album had just dropped too and we were kind of big Kendrick fans. So that was pretty awesome Yeah, I remember that but it was just like it's so weird like like I was saying like first of all the picture I have a complete buzz cut like Like a two all the way around like buzzed like no hair whatsoever and I was mad skinny

And my shirt was mad tight and I was wearing this fucking. I don't even know what to call that belt But the belt was weird. I remember the shorts I had shorts and I packed them but they got fucked up. So I didn't have a pair of shorts So I borrowed them from John who was the kid who lives at courtland. I was like, you know, I need a pair of shorts So I borrowed shorts from him and it was it was just the weirdest thing, dude It was so strange. Yeah old pictures. I mean for me are terrible because I was fat. Yeah, like fatter That was bad, y'all rough times good times too though, but more rough. I looked sick like I was I was tiny Yo, everybody looked weird. Everybody looked super. No one looks like any of that anymore

I remember the picture that that we have Uh, like I said, that's what looks like his jaws wired shut and he's like smiling out of the corner of his mouth I'm like the fuck is this kid doing that whole that you know that weekend was fucking awesome though There's like this one street. Do you remember the name of the street? That john lives on. Oh, it's where all the it's all like the frat and sorority houses down that whole that hill having you Yeah, it was crazy. It was mayhem. It was literally like a movie. I was like, I didn't have shit like this existed I didn't go to fucking college. So I didn't know and We're like, yo, are you throwing a party tonight? He's like, no, we're gonna lay low turned out that they just randomly had a party

They had a nowhere to yeah, we're gonna lay low. There was people walking in and out like no one That was another thing. I was like, yo, how do you just have people just walk in and out your crib with Yeah, without them like doors wide open just yeah Literally like just people everywhere. There was 20 people on like the roof. Oh, yeah They had like a roof like right above In between the first floor and second floor. There's like a whatever you want to get on in kind of people just sitting on it John was like caving in he's like, yeah, john and his roommates are like, yeah, we just hang out here sometimes So yeah, just drink the beers and throw them onto the lawn. He's like, so don't pick them up. I was like, what the fuck is this?

Oh, that was like the homeless people used to come by and oh, yeah They said they used to throw the cans out and they would come and they would always thank them like, oh, thank you so much Yo, how many cans though all those houses they'd make a killing Jesus the house that we were at had at least I want to say 200 Yeah, at least and there was like a lot of houses. So they probably made a kill in there That was a really fun weekend though, but it's just always funny looking back I remember looking back on like middle school pictures where I was like I thought it was a thug and I would wear baggy ass clothes like big ass shirts

I know you have some jerseys. Oh my god Yo, so I would buy I would buy NFL jerseys like the authentic ones 250 300 dollars a pop when you were when you were like I was I was 13 14 years old five three I was And I would buy size 54 jerseys, which is a 3xl Yeah, I still have them now, but I can't wear them because like my my dad is about six one 260 has a you know

Beer belly and shit. He can't even wear them. They're massive on him. So they're just a waste and now I look back on him I'm like, yo, it's terrible the baggy pants were bad too Yeah, I had jean like first of all for like the first half of my life. I just refused to wear jeans I wear sweatpants everywhere. What every day in school was sweatpants. I started wearing jeans like in like seventh grade It's where I got that's that's the true thing. I refuse to wear them But the jeans that I would wear Were just fucking ridiculous. My dad used to say I could jump off a building. I would land safely Because they just act like a parachute and just you know, he's like you look ridiculous. I remember one time I got y'all

Oh my god, I got a You remember all right, so the sideburns, right? So I used to get a buzz cut and the sideburns like usually they're like a box Oh, yeah, but back in the day it was like you get the the points they get it for a point, right? My dad specifically told me to not get that and one time I went and I got him And dude, I swear to god I was walking home from the barber shop. I got to my corner I'm like the second house off the corner and It's it's so pretty far away from the door for a guy who's blind as hell by the way and he was

I heard the door open. What the fuck is that? What did I say? I was like, I got him going to the park then I was like forget it I didn't even go home. I turned around went back to the park. I'm like, yo, I'm not going in Yeah, he was so pissed your dad being pissed. He was so mad, dude So and I also one time I asked him for a pair of Jordans because like I I was never into sneak. I'm still not like really into sneakers or anything like that But I wanted a pair of Jordans so bad because I knew it would make me like, oh, yo, those are sick. You're cool this was seventh grade and

I asked him for I got the 14s. They were like red and red and white and he buys them for me and at the time they were like 150 bucks like whatever and So I wear them to school Right and I was on a basketball team that he was coaching and we had a game like that weekend and I didn't wear them And he was like, why aren't you wearing your sneakers? And I was like, you don't understand. Yeah, I was like, you can't crease them I was like, I don't want to mess them up. He goes I'm gonna go home and throw those things in the fucking garbage because if you're not gonna wear where you're playing basketball Why don't you buy why buy you basketball sneakers? I was like, dad, you don't understand me

You're so pissed I used to wear for my Air Force ones my favorite sneaker of all time Nike Air Force ones I would wear I would put paper towels on the top of my toes. So I wouldn't crease my sneakers Because someone had someone had told me that if you crease your sneakers, you shouldn't wear them Yeah, and you're like, y'all I'm not doing it and it was one of like the older kids that were cool And I was like, y'all I can't crease my sneakers. So every day my toes would hurt when I was looking around I used to make sure that I wouldn't People would be walking like ducks and shit. They would not step like a like a human should step. They would just waddle Just kind of like speaking of sneakers Dominic bought the G units one time the YG units

And he was wearing them and you know how like at your desk your feet always like stick out and go past So he used to be super anal about his sneakers If God forbid a drop of water came on he wouldn't wear them again So he bought those and those were his favorite sneakers. Yo, it's eighth grade homeroom. I'll never forget this I walk by I say hi to him and as I like dab him up. I scuff his sneaker He sits up takes his shoes off puts him on the desk. He goes just fucking take them I don't even want him anymore. I'm like, dude, what is wrong with you? They were fine, too

Like I stepped on them, but they were literally spotless It's like, I don't even want them no more. He's like, y'all the one thing I ask you not to ever do Dominic back then it was like, I'm surprised he didn't take him and throw him out the fucking window Yo, he took him off the teacher was yelling at him. She's like down next to town. He's like miss. You don't understand Just take him Oh my god Uh, anyway, this next thing. I don't know if you guys know is but david blaine Uh, I mean, you know who david blaine is if you don't you're a fucking asshole

But he's like the most famous magician in the world right now Uh, but he had like a special that he did. Did you see it? I saw what he did with the frogs and the like it was like durant was there Oh, yeah, and like dave chapelle and stuff curvy. Yeah, so basically this guy He had a special that came out. I want to say it's called like Beyond magic Definitely wrong dark magic magic's always in the title. It was a blind magic. That might have been it. So, um He the first thing he does

First of all, I'm just like obsessed with this shit. Like I really love it But the first thing he does is like he goes to the beckham's house He was at john javolta's house And margo robbie who's married by the way stopped. They didn't know that. Good night. And I was furious Yeah, a little off topic. Am I the only one that gets upset when I see like a super famous person? I don't know. I just is in a relationship. Like I know I have no chance, but it's just it's just nice to know that You know what they're out there. That's how I still a free agent. That's how I felt like margo robbie. I was like, uh, Why didn't she tell me? Why didn't you do what's wrong? You did one text?

Let me know. I was like, I didn't know this one post holding hands, you know, just to give it away Yeah, just some you know or just you know, I don't know but so he's at the house so he goes to their house and he asks them for the Wedding ring so he takes a wedding ring and he's like you see this You know what he does like weird shit. He's always like, yeah, you see this you show on every side of it And he just swallows it. All right and they're all like

What and these are celebrities. Yeah, so those rings are fucking like 50 100 million dollars. I was gonna say 50,000, but that's like way more than that But there are there are a lot of money. So he swallows it and then all of a sudden he goes The fuck he's so nonchalant with his words. I've never seen this guy open his eyes fully or smile in my entire life His eyes were always half closed. Yeah. Yeah, and then he goes like this. He goes Do you have a hanger in the house? I was like, there's no way this guy's about to fucking perform surgery on himself He takes the hanger. So you know like the wire hangers, right? The top part of it where it hooks. No, so there's the top part of where hooks, but you know, it's like they coil

So it's like lots into place. So he just takes That and the bottom part and just stretches it out so that it's still coiled. So it's like still like Enclosed if that's I'm trying to paint the paint. I get what I get what you mean And it's like just long, you know, I mean so he takes that and fucking sword swallows it from the hook side first No, no, no. Oh, from the bottom. Yeah from the bottom. So he he puts it down his throat. Mind you the entire time he's Like just and I'm on the verge of throwing up because I hate that fucking noise And he actually like they go into it like afterwards

He like practice with a sword swallower and would swallow swords so that he could do this trick Ridiculous Jesus fucking ridiculous, right? So he he does that and once he gets down Once he gets it down there. He makes them take it out And like everyone's like, no, no, no, no, no. I don't want to like pull it whatever the ex Johnny Depp Go ahead pull it out. He goes. Oh, okay. He just pulls it like right away. He's like nowhere was ruthless But yo, they pull it out the wedding ring is inside The hanger do you understand what I'm saying? It's in between Oh that that coil piece. Yeah. So the only way to get it out is if you uncoil the entire thing and then slide it out

It's like hanging in there How the fuck Did this guy do that? And he's like and you know, no reaction out of him. Oh, here's your ring Here you go. And he just walks out of the house. Oh, he doesn't even walk. He just like kind of glides It's like the weirdest fucking thing. Yo, the thing he did with the athletes and Dave Chappelle He's just over there. They all have champagne and you know conversation like hey, Dave, you know nice to see Spits out a frog a live frog. Yeah, and it's swimming in there and then everyone's bugging out and then he did three

Yeah, and then he went to curry did the same thing to step curry. Yeah, it's like, all right You know, there's some people that You know, you can hide a frog in your mouth. Yeah, and he's going to people like, oh, do I have anything there? Do I have any no no nothing there nothing there Everyone's bugging out and then he spits out another one and then the frog is jumping out of the glass Yeah, that was insane. Also. He they they said in the show that he There was a magician that would turn his stomach into an aquarium And they would just drink a lot of water and then swallow

animals like that and then somehow practice enough to be able to regurgitate them Yeah, but how do you pick like oh, you know what a frog's coming up now? Or do you think you'll he's just I mean, it's just frogs. All right. Here comes a but you know, he did do to to uh, David Beckham he says think of think of an animal that you can hold in your hand and Most people when you ask them that they would say frog or something like that

I don't know. I guess he was just banking on him saying frog and then he just spit up a frog and David Beckham was lost his fucking english mind He was like hold on This is crazy like the shit that he was it was it. You know, he's really out of his fucking mind that guy he What was the other thing? Oh, he caught a bullet in his fucking mouth, but like he puts a tin Like can not can but like a tin something in his mouth with a mouth guard. Okay, and then He pulled a string that fired a gun and shot a real bullet into this thing

So that he didn't die. It just hit the tin I was like, are you fucking crazy, man? Yo, what if you don't angle that correctly? You're dead. That's what headshot. Good night. Exactly. He had a light Right that would point towards the center of the can and then he had people going. Yes. Yes. No. No Oh, so you just trust other people too, huh? Exactly. Wow Good for him. So he did it and the thing like I mean, I don't want to give it away people should go watch it Blind magic someone magic. I don't know blind guys doing magic whatever it is Yo, the the story you said about the dude in vegas that you saw was pretty

Oh my god, I went to vegas because I was shooting that I don't know if I've talked about this on a podcast before But I went to vegas to shoot this thing with the rock and there was a magician there and I made him Do tricks to me and I forgot what the first one was but the second one I will never forget because I have evidence of it in my phone So I he goes What kind of wallet do you have? Is it tri-fold or two-fold? I was like, oh, it's two And he's like, oh, you need to try here use my wallet. I was like, all right So i'm holding his wallet in his wallet in his wallet. There's like, I don't know seven dollars and then

There's credit cards where the credit cards are. There's no driver's license though. There's just that empty space there So he goes just hold it outwards. So all that stuff that I just named is facing not towards me I just see the front of the wallet. So periodically throughout the entire trick, by the way, I kept Checking the wallet Like looking at it and he was like, don't do that, you know what I mean? But I wanted to do it just because I wanted to kind of fucking fuck him up Yeah, I'm one of those pieces of shit, right? So I'm holding it out and he goes, give me your phone. So I give him my phone

He takes a picture of me with flash of me holding this wallet I still can't see the front of it. So Uh, then he has a bunch of cards and he goes pick one out And I'm like, okay So I pick one out and I show it to like everyone else whatever and I know the card He goes put it back wherever you want. So I put it back wherever I want. He shuffles the deck He makes me cut it. I cut the deck then he pulls out a card and he goes, is this your card? I'm like, no, and he goes, all right. Is this your card? I'm like, no, and in my head. I'm like, got him

Stupid fuck Stupid fucking loser Uh, and then he goes, he goes, are you sure? I'm like, yeah And he goes, you may have forgotten because the flash on your phone is kind of like a man in black where they flash you You just forget things and he goes check your phone When I looked at my fucking phone There's a picture on I still have it

There was a picture of me holding the wallet and in where the driver's license was was the fucking card that I picked out Yo, I was like, oh My god Yo, this guy I was I was fucking blown away and right after that the one like because I was there with like a team of people Who are shooting and stuff They're like, yeah, we're gonna set up shots and I was like, hold the fuck on Are we just gonna forget what this guy just did? No, I was blown away How the fuck did he do that?

Yo, it's incredible man. I I randomly look up, you know random shit on youtube Yeah, and I hit a phase for a week where I was watching Just magic tricks was the x-factor. No, not x-factor. America's got talent. Oh, yeah One of those shows and it was all the magicians and I think If there's been 10 winners eight of them have been magicians because it's insane Yo, this one guy takes Heidi Klum's phone and just like He just makes it disappear in front of her right and out of nowhere

He starts making them all the whole panel pick out of numbers and shitting. He's combining them and all that Anyway, long story short He starts calling the phone from the other the other Co-judges and then it starts ringing in a seat and section and row In the stands Underneath like some random fan. So he goes in there. He starts cutting up the seat takes out the cushion And he's like, oh, is this your phone and it's her phone And he gives her back the phone

He gives he gives her the phone and she's looking and it's all her stuff. Yo, they were blown away What the fuck and then Nick Cannon was like, yeah, I think I think my man won Like that was it. That's all he needed to do. Yo, it's insane There was another thing that David Blaine did in the show where he he had people's phones And he was like pretending to do a shitty trick So he's like, give me your phone and they they'd go into their pocket take out the phone And he's holding it like right in front of them And he would just do a thing where he quickly goes like that and they were standing on the side of a boat

and then He does it quick enough to where like you can you it would be a good trick if you were like an amateur or whatever Where he throws it over your head and he and it looks like it disappears But you could hear it hit the water. He threw it overboard right behind their heads and they turn around. They're like, oh what the fuck so and then he goes Uh, and then he goes, um, they let them react and like being like and some dude was like, yo

I just got that shit like a week ago like he's bad And then he goes, uh, check your friend's bag. The bag was like 10 feet away. He went in the bag the phone His phone was in there Mind you the guy took it out of his pocket and he held it in front of David but they were holding it like this and then he didn't get his phone back Who the guy like no, he did he took it out of the fucking bag Yeah, but i'm saying like he didn't physically give it back to him though because oh, no Yeah, he threw it over his head dude. I was like, what the f I was trying yo and then I was watching it with keith

And keith the whole time she's going it's a sleight of hand. I'm like, obviously obviously he's not a fucking He's not superman and shit It's fucking amazing though. You saying it's a sleight of hand is like the easiest compliment. I'm gonna explain the sleight Of hand. I was yeah, we got into an argument over magic It's fucking nuts. Yeah, it's it's amazing stuff, man. There's some shit that they do it just Mind blown. I wish I could I knew a guy who could do a magic trick That's the whole story One of my one of my grandma's friends is like this old dude

Actually saw him when I went to go vote didn't recognize me. I didn't know if I should say hello. It's been some years It's one of those awkward moments. Anyway He I forgot what he did. I'm not you know what let's just I guess I don't remember the trick at all. Anyway before we get to our, you know, main thing here big chunk Let's get to the sponsor here. We got carnivore club Uh for the meat lovers Get a subscription to carnivore club means you're getting a brand new selection of cured meats delivered to your door Once a month. It's a meat this subscription

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Out of all the holidays, which is so stupid. No, it is not and I'm gonna tell you why I don't And you you never pay attention to me when I speak. Oh, yeah Yeah, no, but yo, I I know your team christmas And I agree with 1,000. I agree with you. The christmas season is the best one The actual day of Thanksgiving is the best day of the year No argument. You got food You got family. It's best day of the year or it's the best holiday. It's the best Holiday. Okay a day day. Okay. I got you got your family there. You don't need to buy gifts

So you're saving money there. That's kind of dope. All right Uh a shit load of beers Football's on. Yep. All right. Now they do three games A year on Thanksgiving, which is dope. Yeah, all right This year in particular, we're gonna have some good games on which is nice, you know Detroit's not one in nine again. Right. So anyway, um Got everybody together, you know, it's nice I think the best part is that you don't got to buy gifts for anybody. So you're saving a shit load of money

This guy and yo the food's awesome. That's true I mean, I get I get what you're saying because when we originally had this conversation All hell broke loose because you didn't Yeah, because I'm so christmas is not even funny like my my dog just got the worst fucking haircut of his entire life Like I you guys won't see him because I won't post pictures of him. Yeah, so we're on xbox Playing xbox before you get to that. Can I just say so I he had a bunch of his fur was matting Right, which means that it basically it's knots and he had them on his face or whatever And I walked into this place and ladies like oh, we're gonna have to go short and I was like

Right and it's happened before where he's had some certain whatever put it Yo, I'm telling you the haircut is really bad. I still haven't seen them. It's don't you're not gonna I haven't put I won't post pictures of him or anything for another two months probably You guys will not see him because it's really they shaved him down Like, you know how charlie looks he looks like a fucking toy Now he looks like a poodle drives me insane. Yo, so we're playing fifa and joey just goes Ah, damn bud. You look fucking ugly I'm like, oh, you look so stupid. He's like, oh, he looks so stupid

Just like yo, stop talking to your dog like that. He doesn't know what's going on He doesn't know but I uh that I remember. Oh god when I got him I it was funny to me and then when I just Oh god when he was just Walking around my room. I'm like, who's dog is that? That's not my give them back train back Like I was my mom's like, did you did you talk to her to the groomer? I was like, what am I gonna? Was she gonna glue the hair back on?

Yo, look I've taken them to groomers to my dog I have a I have a little yorkie and they do what they want to to the dogs too like they You tell them but at the end of the day, it's kind of like, uh, you know what? I saw this I didn't like it. So I just Saved everything. Yeah My mom's like, we gotta start doing it ourselves. I'm like, don't say we because I'm not fucking doing anything That sucks too. Yeah, I'm not doing that. But I I mean I learned like I I mean It was it was both of our faults. I I think that the groomer

Kind of just went a little heavy on the on the fucking Shears It looks like it looks like you remember when you went to the farm when you were younger Like a school trip and they'd be shearing a sheep on stage Which by the way is the most like traumatic thing ever just fucking anyway, but I think it was both our faults because I do need to to brush him more He has like rastafarian hair. It grows like straight up and like like seaweed. It's so weird So I gotta I gotta brush him but he looks dumb. Why the fuck did I start talking about my dog?

You're gonna bring up christmas Oh, because yeah, so I love christmas so much that like he got shaved so and it's freezing So my mom's like you gotta go get him a sweater. So I bought him this sweater That's just santa's face and there's like a thing and then I bought him a toy and I bought a new bed I spent $230 at petco because I had to buy I had to buy him food and once I'm there And I walked in the christmas stuff was there. I'm like all down and you know, it's crazy. I was never like this I used to be a big advocate for stores like calming the fuck down like as soon as

A fucking christ uh, thanksgiving hits They're already shoving santa's dick in your face and you're like dude Relax, give me a second to digest my food from thanksgiving. That's when my mom Black friday. She always that's when she puts up the tree every time she just goes crazy. She spends all day I don't know how she does it. She wakes up in the morning goes to like the outlets like 4 a.m Comes back puts with a tree decorates the whole house Like god bless you. That's just in women or or mothers because my mom does the same thing like I'll come home one day And it'll just be fucking yeah, winter wonderland in there

I don't know wow and I want to do that here because I you know, I don't know I don't know what it is, but I fucking love it Especially this year is the first year that I can really go crazy with gifts Like I've never had a lot of money where I'm like I could just spend a bunch on people and and just you know, it won't I won't be fucking broke for the next four months. So I'm just like, oh, okay. I always started buying shit I bought gifts for all my family members It's sick. It's Simon. Thanks. Do I make a compelling argument for Thanksgiving day Thanksgiving day. I'll say is is cool

Um, I mean it really it really depends. It really gotta hit the gym the day after. Yeah over there stuffing and gravy and beers and I could go on and on dude. I I remember one Thanksgiving. I was like eight years old and my Like I wanted to help my mom. I was like, oh, let me help and she'd be like, oh, yeah Get me a fork. I get her a fork and I feel like I did something, you know, like, oh, I helped cook I fucking stirred the the mashed potatoes

Uh, so she was like, can you bring the turkey to the table? I was like, yeah So they're out of the kitchen and I grab this thing which I was eight So the turkey weight as much as I do. I have a big family the turkey weighs as much as I do as much as I do So I take it. It's a juicy turkey, right? So as I turn the juices acted as lubricant and this turkey was like Fucking right off the plate onto the floor right right side up though didn't mess anything up the, uh presentation of it and I was like, oh

Fuck and like no one saw me and I put it back on the the plate and I picked it up and turned around my cousin was standing it Right there looking at me and she was like nine at the time and I was like, don't you fucking say Fucking say anything and I just put it on the table and we ate a dirty turkey for dirty turkey Aided dirty turkey for Thanksgiving back in the day. That was my uh, my Thanksgiving moment I remember another time That for whatever reason this is I don't know why I remember this but it was Thanksgiving and I was too short I don't know how old I was but somehow this has seared into my memory I was too short to even see

the table So on top of the table. Yeah, so I mean I could see but I couldn't see like well Like I was probably the same height as the table and I saw a bowl of white stuff and I was like, oh ice cream And I put two fingers in and then put it right in my mouth. It was sour cream. It fucking ruined sour cream for me I haven't had it since I thought it was ice cream and it was sour cream. I I Yeah, I've knifed for fucking refuse. Hate cream cheese. Hate sour cream

Anything on a bagel besides butter is fucking horseshit. Wow. Not cream cheese. No locks. Whatever the fuck that is salmon. Yeah I don't know what that is. Ew. Yeah, I don't know. That's it All the jewish people at my old job used to get locks on everything like oh pizza locks. I'm like relax you guys Should get pepperoni Oh my god, yo Thanksgiving man last Thanksgiving was dope We had mad food I had two thanksgivings because I went to sammy's Families her dad's house and we had Thanksgiving there. I almost died though because I was eating it

And also I didn't say anything at the time, but I was eating it. I'm like, what the fuck is this? There was a staple like a big fucking staple from from stapling the turkey And I didn't put two and two together at the time because we don't staple like the turkeys that we buy are just like huge So you can just stuff turkey and it's like fine. You don't have to like, you know, it's not gonna rip apart Uh, so I wasn't like I didn't even put two and two together. I'm like What the fuck is going on like this guy's doing construction over the over the fucking stove I almost ate a fucking uh A staple. Yeah, how'd you did you eat the same amount at both places?

Did you because you went there first so you have to go to your family? No, I was I think it was I want to say it was two different days Was it? Yeah, it was two different days. They her her dad did Thanksgiving The day after Thanksgiving the reason why I bring this up is last year We went to a family friend's house first. Yeah, and then around I want to say five six

We went to Because my my parents like going to the houses at 9 a.m. And I'm like, oh stop Let them wake up. Yeah, hold on. So we go there We watch like the first football game there and then a half time at a second when we go to my grandma's house And I look we went to the first house we went to was like they had a 30 foot table And it was all buffet style this place was legit. It was like 50 people there And the food was insane the ladies like she's a doctor and she so she had like a personal chef Jesus it was incredible. So I go to my grandma's house and I've been known to be really honest at the dinner table

So what the fuck I I've been known to be honest at the dinner table like if my mom would be like Did you like it? I'll be like nah like Last time She's like the woman that gets with you and marries you I feel bad for Like thanks, ma So my grandma's just over there and she comes over now. I'm the only grandson. So she holds me to like Yeah, some crazy. Yeah. So she was she's like, so nick. Did you like it? Was it good? I was like You know, I'm kind of full and the place before was better. So

Yeah, my mom just could you stop? She texted me. She's like, I can't be saying that to her So what is wrong with you? I've met your grandma like the nicest lady in the world You're over here like yeah, yeah your turkey sucks lady Yeah, how she's still how she still loves me for the sparta parties. Oh my god. Let's not even do that um Thanksgiving eve as well big party day terrible. I hate going out. It's really bad. We used to in the past We went out like twice. It's just I I remember uh That one time we host I hosted a party because of the management team, right? Yeah

so I got paid $900 to host This night at a club basically to just use my likeness to sell tickets to whatever but I felt so sick Then I remember my cousins came They showed up one of them threw up like all over my but oh no the girl he came with Threw up all over my block and had didn't even make it to the place

Uh, I felt like I was gonna yak the entire time and then I got there and I just sat in the VIP like an asshole Like the entire time, but it was like it does it like I hate clubs. I hate going to them. This was year This was like 2012 though. I haven't been out really on Thanksgiving eve I mean we we just recently went out for Halloween and that was just overpacked. I don't like clubs man It's a different atmosphere. I feel like the dudes they go out and they just like look to fight people and I'm like, uh, I'd rather go to a bar and just hang out Which is what we're doing now. We're bar hopping. Yeah the plunge the plunge the greatest barcrawl of all time Astoria alleyway plunge. It's going down Thanksgiving eve $10 at the door. I don't know what door we're talking about but

You know, but that's That's it in black friday. I refuse to go to this is a busy fucking week Yeah, man There's a lot of things you put me on to cyber monday though You save me a lot of headaches because you know, I refuse black friday is like the worst thing ever I don't know how people do that people die every fucking year because some asshole is running towards The microwaves like you need a fucking microwave that bad dick that you're gonna kill a human I don't understand how people get stampeded

How many like how do you fall and then people just keep stepping on you like yeah, fuck this guy I need to get my forks. Where's the toothbrush? I i'm fucking stepping on a human. Are you kidding me? Stop pick them up. You know just go that 25 discount changes the game, man Yo, I will never understand that like people died at one And you see the pictures of these fucking idiots with their face faces pressed up against the glass Trying to get into the place. Yeah, the door's open. They start running mothers are fighting little babies Do you remember that one? I mean there's videos every year, but that one, uh, there was videos last year of some some woman was like

Ripping some dumb fucking. I want to say it was like a vacuum Ripping it from this woman's hands and the the woman who had it in her hands had her other hand Holding her fucking tiny child, which by the way, I don't know why you're bringing your fucking child to black friday Is a bunch of savages out there. Yeah, that's like bringing them to a the war Jesus christ I mean there's videos if there's ever a hot toy That you know like the in toy of you know the christmas season. That's crazy toys are us I don't know. Is there a kb toys? Was that just us? That's throwback. Yeah, like toys are us

Walmart shit like that those they go crazy for the toys, man Yeah, they're like I need to get my fucking daughter this tickle me Elmo My mom told me one time that she bought me this ninja turtle play set Where it had like the costume and everything and the action figures and she said that that's the closest she ever came to hitting someone On black friday. My mom loves black friday. She shops one time a year. It's black friday and she goes like Maxes out all the cards. My dad hates it And yeah, she the outlets. I mean the some of the guys and I have gone to the outlets in the past Yes, we went that's dope to take her outlets. I mean, I think that was dope because we were all just

Together too and just made a fun. Yeah, I mean, I'd never went with you. I mean just we went I mean the outlets are good. Anyway, any other day besides black friday. It's like there's still a sale on everything there um But on black friday, I assume it's fucking crazy, but I just I hate lines dude. I can't Like I hate when there's like two people in front of me on a line. There was one time Oh my god, when I was leaving my passport I was furious because I I filled out this paper and then I walked up to there was no one in there and I was like Amazing because I always hear stories about the you can't get lines crazy for a passport

So I went at like noon on a work day to just go And I did it I filled it out and when I got to the window where the lady was like, oh, there's another side It was double-sided and I didn't fucking like look so I had to fill out all this shit Let me get I had to call my dad. What hospital were you born at? You know, there's like dumb information to put on there And then by the time I got back on the line, there was like five people in front of me You would have thought the line was down the block because I was like Furious that's why I refused to do black friday because there's the lines are insane Dude the passport place and the dmv. Oh the dmv any time I go to the dmv. I

I text my mom how much I hate it. She's like, look just not neck and do for you there Just don't get the ticket. I don't know how there's not more shootings at those places. Yo one time I'll never forget this. You know how they give you like the letters. It's like a 206 and then you get your ticket your a 209 or some shit. Yo I was b7 30 right and I go to line and I'm like, oh b7 726 I'm chilling, you know, I was in there for three and a half hours only yo It was the most ridiculous thing. I'm over there furious. I was up early too. I went there early Yo, it's the worst the worst place on earth. I think is the dmv dmv is pretty bad

Pretty fucking bad, but yeah So black friday Worst thing wait, didn't you guys like skip a line at black friday once? Yo, frankie Blessed it. We were waiting on line one time and the line literally was an s going throughout the whole store And frankie just frankie had just had knee surgery. So he had he had knee surgery No, yeah, he had knee surgery like the first week of November november and then um

Oh man, well, anyway, frankie just has some issue with his knee, right? And uh, he's waiting on we're all waiting online. He's like, yo, fuck this. I can't wait on this line no more man He's like, I'm getting tired So he just took my stuff because I was buying he's like, yo, how much do you think this is? I was like 200 bucks He's like, all right, I'll pay for it. Just give me it. Give me it when we get out the store Yo, he goes to like the sock section, which is literally this like right at the cash register He's over there and he just has his back to the register as he's looking at the socks and then just turns around and he cut 75 people

And we're just all over there like looking at him and then uh, you know, you know how fucking Dangerous that is and at one point Dennis Dennis is like, you know, we shouldn't just be over here looking at him and making it obvious Let's just get get out go outside and then he comes gives me back. He goes nice fucking pants because I But like remember how I always buy like fruity pants. I brought by like red pants and blue pants You brought like yellow and mint green pants. Yeah. Yeah. So he's like nice pants And and then I obviously I paid him after but it was yeah, dude. He skipped a line I and then I told my mom will be met up. I told mom. I was like, y'all Frankie Just he's like, do you know how dangerous that's it that people will kill you

It's like never do that again and my dad was like, oh Frankie. Good job. Yeah What is what is Greek accent? Good job then Frankie nobody do He you know, that's the most craziest thing. I remember like, you know, like there's all these crazy videos on the internet of people like, oh Social experiment, but I was like, yo, it would be really crazy if someone did like a skipping the line at black friday video I would watch that just to watch someone get their fucking ass whooped Because you know, like I don't know about you, but me personally like I'm not the type of person To like call someone out for something like that

Like I I don't know like I'm just not that guy because like to me. I'm like, ah, it's one person like whatever If it's a whole line, I'm like, yo, fuck that, you know what I mean? But one person skipping a line like it's not enough for me to be like outraged by yeah I feel you on that someone after I went to the ranger game with Dylan recently and I was I was like the fifth guy from going like into the bathroom And you know how the lines get crazy during intermission or any halftime break A guy just stepped in front of me and I really think unless he played it off He might have but he was like talking to his wife

And then he just stepped on the line like he didn't realize because the line angled. He stepped in front of me. I didn't Yeah, I'm not that. I'm not some people are like, ah, excuse me. The line's over there, sir Yeah, like I'm like, dude, whatever. Who gives a fuck man. Good job. Good. Good. Good cut Yo, you saved me the headache. So man cyber monday Cyber monday if you don't know what cyber monday is it's basically every online store you could think of really has like A bunch of sales. It's like black friday, but online and it's way better because you know, oh, I I want to get these sneakers I know that I could look for the size. I don't need to go to the store and then oh, you know, we don't have Pray to god. Yeah pray to god. They don't have it and if they don't have they don't have it, you know, but I've never not

I've never saw an item and it'd been sold out and I couldn't get on cyber money. That's never happened I think people are I think they stock up more because I mean, I I mean, I don't really know, but I'm assuming online shopping Is only getting more and more popular So why wouldn't they stock up especially on that day where they have a bunch of sales? Oh, yeah and like amazon If you amazon prime best fucking investment in the world, oh, yeah 100 percent. Yeah. I'm not getting paid to say that

I swear to god. It's a really a cheap seriously type in 10 to amazon. You get a basement. You get I'm kidding. Yeah, I've been doing that non-stop lately. Just like anything I talk about I'm like a bit 10 off like uh, no, but uh amazon prime because they have prime day, which I don't even know what that is It's a right. It's over the summer. Is it it's like mid july. Oh, yeah, you're right So prime day is like it's basically a cyber monday. It's like everything's off too That's another day that you guys should capitalize on dude. Have you ever seen extreme couponers or whatever? No, oh my god, it's a show. It was I don't know if it still is there's only one of those weird channels like fuser

I don't know But it's basically these people who like dedicate their entire lives to couponing, which I didn't even know that was a fucking verb But you know, you know, like I have crazy 80s is crazy. I just jump around But you know like supermarkets where they have those random things. Yeah, the little red boxing you would go and yeah I used to always collect them. Yo, I would pull out like 20 at a time One time I ripped one and it broke and the thing turned red. I was like get the fuck out of here, Keith We ran out of the next aisle next aisle started pulling them out But anyway, these people they pull out they get a bunch of coupons from like

Those things that people leave on on your gate and just whatever just all these coupons and they use all of them Like they know how to use all of them. They go online to find them whatever and I remember seeing this guy by I think a thousand dollars worth of stuff and he paid like 200 dollars for Like just coupon after coupon after coupon bang bang these people just they have to scan all of them and he could use all of them It's legal. He saved like 800 dollars on his shit and it's just like stuff, you know, like 30 fucking detergents like for no reason in his garage Yeah, just the shit you don't need like 40 nail clippers like

because there was a sale and He has in his garage. It looks like he's stocking up for the apocalypse. He like built this Fucking I don't even look like a warehouse. It's like a bunch of wooden shelves and he just has a bunch of stuff in there So whenever you go in there, there's just like soaps and all this stuff and shit I was like Jesus christ these people coupon just buy the shit Yeah, be excited. My mom gives me coupons sometimes when I go to like a wall greens or something ever you Just go half off. I'm like my cost three dollars. Yeah, thanks, but no My mom I the only coupons I ever use it for models

That's it. Yeah, like if you're gonna if you're gonna go buy a hoodie from I don't know Dick's sporting goods. It's like half off your hoodie and the hoodie costs 100. Yeah, that's Yeah, but if I if I'm gonna save three dollars on something. No, I'm okay Yeah, like whatever. I'm not gonna not gonna go the extra mile for that Models is the only place I've ever used that for I'm not gonna fuck like I don't know. It's dumb dumb Amazon prime prime day

Oh, yeah, uh, if you want an amazon account 10 basement code Things out. I'm fucking no man Uh, but that's all for us nick. Where can they find you if they want to contact you lamb vm 10 on twitter and instagram I have a couple shows that I am on. Oh, yeah. I am one fourth of veterans minimum Oh, yeah, the number 77 most popular sports and recreation podcast. Oh, yeah So we peak there one time, but yeah, it's always Um, I have a sports bedding and gambling podcast if you're into that if you're a piece of shit like I am Which joe likes to point out every chance he gets. Yes, you are

Um degeneration bets is the podcast degeneration bet is the twitter handle And uh on the aftermath of survivor series I I am a wrestling fan along with frankie or brown friend That's how I always introduce it. Yeah, we have a wrestling show. It's called the squared circle jerks scj pod on twitter Fire i'm done and uh If you want 10 off your subscriptions for all those shows basement

um And uh, yeah guys go follow at santa gato studio as well. That's where everything you can find That comes out of here all the shows that he just mentioned and a couple other shows um, they all get recorded in the studio where we are now and Yeah, that is all and uh, thanks for listening you motherfuckers Happy Thanksgiving