The Basement Yard - Lifting The World's Heaviest Mug!

Episode Date: May 26, 2025

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I. You were great. I. There's a bootleg ass Neo, though. Neo stuck around because. Fedoras. They keep them in. I think the dream war of Fedora.

Remember when it was like a huge deal that like, yo, Neo took the Fedora off. He's bald. I don't remember that. I mean. You don't know that? I remember. This is, see, this is something that I'm glad you brought up

Neo being bald fedoras. Oh, I'm not you are I'm not we're gonna Fedoras were like a thing at one point and then no no no not just me So you they were across the globe a thing like people were wearing fedoras like with old Cuban men in Miami No, Jason Mraz was doing was doing it oh and yeah them they're like ashley tisdale you know actually tisdale and then like also like lumineer people who dress up in ears yes exactly like the band fun and then you I'm just saying like people look back on it and now fedoras have come to a place where they are joke where it's like milady You know like yeah, you know hmm. You know like a redditor. I think if I'm looking at a fedora I

Don't think they're that bad It I think it's like when it's when it's the accessory to the rest of the outfit It's like what do we do well? I think well. That's what a fucking fucking hat literally is no but that's what I'm saying but like as a as a single thing I'm looking at I'm like oh okay I got hat I think we have come to a place now we're like fedoras found their lane and it's an older Hispanic men yeah like I think we can all agree yeah that people in their late teens like me wearing fedoras is a mistake it was a mistake

but it also worked well for me like I was past my fitted phase I was in a weird it was right before the snapback phase you were trying to find your footing I had to reestablish you know yeah Joey

we've talked about this openly and honestly I've been a trendsetter I am at the forefront of most fashion trends by design Not even by design by coincidence is what I'm trying to say I start wearing something and then it gets popular fedoras fedoras Hawaiian shirts snapbacks It was me You are credited with the snapback I you insane I think I am why you looking at me like that I think I deserve a lot of credit

for the comeuppance of snapbacks comeuppance I do like that word you can translate that 11 2012 did you make that up cuz I like it come I didn't come up with comeuppance come up and we had its comeuppance prior to me is it a word I'm just continuing the comeuppance I feel like We're at its comeuppance prior to me. Is it a word? I'm just continuing the comeuppance. I Feel like I'm not getting an answer now laborious I fully take credit for that and I think you can attest that Laborious was only made it was brought back into the stratosphere of popularity because to annoy me and it worked I don't know why does it annoy you why did it annoy you I should say because I think at this point you've not annoyed

by Why does it annoy you why did it annoy you I should say because I think at this point you've not annoyed by Hold on before we go any further by the way guys Tickets are on sale right now go to the base me our comm go get yourself some tickets come to one of our shows We are very excited to get out there on the road. It's gonna be a fun year Okay, we have a lot of cool stuff planned But yeah, go your tickets at thebasementyard.com if you already bought tickets also go to thebasementyard.com slash submit and submit to those prompts because you know that's like a little section of our show where we like to do some interaction with you guys and usually there's a lot of psychos out

there which is great. It's good for us. We you know we had so much fun last year and in Europe and now we're excited because We're back in the state. We're back boom back in the not New York But what are you doing wherever the city is back in the groove? Yeah, we're back. There's so many songs. We could sing boys are back in town, right? Back in black back and well. Yeah, no, I don't think that works. I Just think of back and I found Philly back again. We can walk out to that in Philly Okay, you know what I'm talking about. Yeah, is that boys to men? Yes Okay back streets back back streets back, but we're not basically we're basement

They say streets back Doesn't hit as well Can I make one suggestion and I'm not gonna say when it might be But if you guys come to the show, maybe maybe if this works, you'll see it. This should be good What if the walk-on and walk-off song is a song a popular song, but I sing it Like we do ants little outros on the Give me a really like a walk-off song that or walk-on song that we've used that you like What did we just walk on to well TV off which I I don't think

Do that I don't know. What do you do like a disco inferno? I could do disco and roll two three. Let's go You do like a disco inferno. I can do disco and roll two three. Let's go little mama show me what you're moving Did you go ahead here? Get you back into wait? Hearing that would be hilarious. How funny would it be if it's like a med is just like you know doing is getting us Or we do it for a med song. We don't tell him oh my god It's like he's because he walks out to like I don't even know you know I sure was like he did like not like us a couple times. Yeah, did a he did a Drake song once or twice

But like imagine if like he's like ready to get hype, and it's just like oh Oh We should get them every single show just do a different song should do but like what song like what would be a good song Whack ass like it could be like not hype song like chicken dance That's a good one or Like an actual song that's Sarah McLaughlin the lights are going crazy lights But he'd come off and you'd get pissed off he'd be like 100% fucked up Your set starts at 10. I needed I needed like an actual song that he would walk off walk on to and then you would redo It yeah, it'd be a toughie. I think it'd be really funny though. Maybe funny

Not as funny as me getting a Front row seat to the greatest interaction I've ever seen in my life. I was so proud of my dog this morning. Oh Frank one of the greatest Charlie did good. Yeah, he did good boy. Listen to the morning that my dog had my dog goes outside. Yep any of this involve bodily fluids Frank Horse oh Of course it does okay. Here's what this dog does right? I take my dog out for a walk this morning

There's a little white dog like around him, and they're sniffing and blah blah blah they're sniffing the same tree hate I hate little dogs. My dog lifts his leg and is peeing and then the white dog gets in the stream gets pissed on. My dog has pee that's like radioactive it's yellow as yellow as hell and like then it's a clear streak and I was like oh my god I'm so sorry and she goes it's okay whatever the owner then he walks over gets in a pooping position Then he walks over, gets in a pooping position, farts like a fat man, and then diarrhea comes out the color of a Timberland boot. It was an electric morning. It was insane, dude. Just gets down, pisses on a dog, walks over, farts, and then water fountain of shit it was not it was crazy that's the whole morning dude had dude had a blowout you've been there your dad with humans humans that's I'm saying we've been around diarrhea wait wait wait wait hold on yeah before we started recording Joey goes before you asked by the way I

Put the bag on my hand, and I walked over and I went to the air. I was like Yeah, so it looked like I was gonna. I didn't forget. That's a great question What do you do if your dog like spray shit? That's just a part of the earth now like I would am I gonna get a fucking turkey baster and oh god Fuck I can't do that i just walk away that's disgusting i go over and i make it seem like i'm picking something up so i'm like oh at least show the effort i mean you know

the mens rea there is the idea that like you're trying like you didn't have the wrongful mind i get it i hear what you're saying i didn't want anyone who's looking at me from like a balcony or something like this guy well yeah now you're you know our show is popular people know you anytime you go out what if someone sees like oh my god Joe Santa got he didn't pick up his dog shit yeah I gotta get

even pick up bro you'd be done for yeah then you'd be known as Joe Santa got a podcaster male model slash not pick her up or of shitter I also complain about that a lot for other people like I don't like can't you can't be part of the problem? No, I can't but I mean if it's died little pretty sure I can't do anything about Gandhi said be the change You want to see in the world? He was specifically but that was Will Smith mentioning People that don't pick up their dog shit. I mean he probably wasn't not I mean It's a very universal, it's a blanket statement. It could mean anything. So it could be about you know philanthropic work. It could be about you know

just being kind human beings. Loving, passionate, compassionate, empathetic. And then your dog absolutely just painting the fucking sidewalk brown. It was a, it was a grass patch, but he also painted that dog with radioactive yellow piss. It was crazy. How does that owner let that dog get there? Like was he on or off the leash? Bro, if I saw a dog pissing, my dog's going there. I'm pulling the reins. Well, they were both just like, like interacting.

And like, I take them off the leash. And like usually people around there do, cause it's like off the street So it's like they would have to just take off in order to get to the street So they let dogs interact and so that dog takes off. It's gone your dog my dog. Yeah, no he's not going anywhere though He's got too much anxiety. Yeah. Yeah, I hear you sensitive stomach. I can't run too much. Well. Yeah, I mean it's it's sensitive All right, I was gonna say that this much you Here's the thing. Anytime you bring up this dog on this show. His stomach is a Pisces. She's like me sensitive Yo

We've said some dumb things on this show. That's by far my least favorite thing you've ever said. The horoscope? Yeah, what's the difference between a horoscope and a zodiac? I think the horoscope is like the messaging that goes along with the zodiac sign. I thought there were different signs? Well no, I think the zodiac is the sign and then the horoscope is just like, today a Pisces is gonna show their real power and it's like, okay. You're gonna meet someone and you just gotta be open to receiving what you are meant to receive because otherwise you won't look look if you're into it, I support you do your thing, but just like if

And I'm pretty sure we've brought this up before but like if you meet someone new and they don't ask their sign within If you're listen, I'm gonna give you guys here we go dating advice with Frank here we go okay take it from me I don't know how I secured my wife and secure her she's not my possession maybe she is I don't know I don't write the law maybe she is I have no idea but if you're if you are into horoscopes yeah you don't bring it up until third date third date if I'm on a bro if I'm on a first date with someone and they want to know your horoscope and they're like immediately like what are you I'm like

Hispanic Either way you're asking I don't like here, but like if they're just like you're Leo Like whatever there's no like I just add a first impression. I think like it's a little intense is back into horoscopes I feel like she would be um Not really I mean like I think like super religion Yeah, no like if she read something and she's like oh, that's interesting But like she's not gonna like on a daily occurrence read it I'll be honest with you about this right when it comes to horoscopes or whatever the fuck I'm like this is obviously a crock of shit, but then

When they fit when they when they fit to like ooh Pisces they're creative I'm like okay yeah it's like in they're very sensitive and I'm like what the fuck how the fuck does it know me stop it the reason I hate it is because and I don't hate it I don't want to say that it's a bit strong the reason I really really really dislike it Yeah, uh is I remember any time. I've met someone that's into it, and they find out I'm a Leo

It's a giant reaction from them. They're just like oh, yeah. Oh Yeah, yeah, I'm just like take it back with the oh, yeah Now you know you just hit him with that roar bro. Do you know it has you just roar their face Do you remember yeah, right? right do you remember this was like 2015 which is ten years ago isn't that crazy oh my god yeah it's a decade isn't that crazy isn't that bananas bro 2020 was five years ago that's insane so do you remember when we went out to McCann's and I just like struck up a conversation with a girl at the bar and she was like Reading my energy. Do you remember that? Wait, was this like an old woman? No, she was a younger woman

Oh, but like then she was like I'm gonna read you my poetry Now I remember do you remember that bro? We were sitting and like it was not like a conversation like oh let me go get this girl to bar That was you know that me that was never my like approach right But she was like at one point in conversation She was like um Do you mind I'm like mind what she's like just like

you might just put your hand out like this I was like like that she's like yeah I was like okay and she goes I was like what was that she's like I'm reading your energy and then I she takes your hand oh and then I was fully bought in I was just like did you feel it you know just like I started something I mean come on yeah Frank Frank was back yeah I mean an opportunity like that presents itself and then I have something I mean come on yeah Frank Frank was back Yeah, I mean an opportunity like that presents itself, and then I have like I'll I don't think I have it, but like I had The conversation like in our group chat I told you guys about like what she said what she was saying and she was like do you mind if I read you my poetry and She's a pretty intense first meeting

Bro, but like that's what I'm saying if you're into it good for you I support you it's your thing have it to yourself yeah it wait until a couple dates in to introduce it dude do you remember this is also funny because it this happened at bars that we would go to when we were like underage McCann's by the way which was all right hey it's gone but also the last place you would expect yeah someone to read your it's just a dive it Irish where our friend fell down the stairs and cracked his skull on my birthday yeah and that was when my grandmother died around that time oh a lot to celebrate yeah I'm kidding

celebrate yeah I'm kidding oh god to celebrate so close to Mother's Day I remember one time I was at Dimar station and I ordered sliders and the place is called Dimar station also RIP I love that place it was pretty cool spot hated how the bathroom was up 40 flights of stairs the fuck was that about Jesus I just want wanna take a piss. I don't need to work out. It's ridiculous. But anyway, I ordered sliders and they brand the top of them with this logo that says DS.

And I was eating one of them, the other one was on a plate, and this older woman walked by and just went, dick suck. And I went, what? She goes, dick suck, DS, dick suck. And then walked away. What was that? Crazy.

Crazy, crazy. And I was like, I'm literally 20. Bro, like Astoria now is kind of known as a pretty young, hip, like vibrant nightlife spot. But like the bars back in like 2011, 2012, before it like boomed into what it is now It was like McCann's Dipmar station Rockies and Rockies and they were

The biggest pieces of shit I can in hindsight listen I hated Rockies because it was like we're like the worst of the neighborhood went But like I can also fully acknowledge that dip our station was that but just slightly it had karaoke also this but that's the only difference karaoke and it was you would get characters there because you would you would get a fucking it's right up below the train yeah people before they got on the train or after the train they would just come in there it was like you get creatures in there, and they didn't card so we were going there like 17 18 19

Yes, I did and I'm there with my mom And here's the funny thing the way that the place was set up is you walk in It's the bar is right here And it's skinny, and it's all bench seating And then there's like a back area. There's like a back area, but that's like toward the back of the place You have to go to the whole runway. It's literally a runway, so I'm sitting there underage with my mom All right, we'll say that you already said it

I already said it Who's you with your mom? I actually think at the time we were of age because I remember it was We yeah the girl I did the girl. I went to high school with yeah. Yes, okay, so I was of age got you ma But I remember it was like the only place to sit was Directly across from where you guys were so I saw you and these two girls and then the other person that was with you on the date and it was just so funny because I'm talking to my mom across and it was crazy by the way that girl also

tried to fight me in sixth grade oh and there was uh not gonna say that it was she was a character I have a story about her that I will not say yeah also not the person that I was on a date with also want to say this never saw either of them I have no idea I really was into the girl I don't know I this is the first time I ever met her and I was her friend her

friend I'm not the one the one you went high school with I know it was crazy one yeah and her friend was very quiet and like, she was cute but. I think her friend was like, was her name like something with like a precious stone or something like that? No, it was an interesting name though. I remember the name. I think it might have been because the other girl, I'm sorry, this is us here. Forget this.

I think she was Egyptian. Yes. Okay, alright, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're just making sure we're on all right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah But yeah, that was like wrong thing day. Oh man the good old days The good old days you a serious question and a lot of people have said this like I remember I said this out loud Which doesn't surprise you because you often hate what I say When you hit 21 did it kind of make drinking less fun? Um When you hit 21 did it kind of make drinking less fun? um

That's a wild thing to say I don't think so I Think it was fine because like I feel like you could only go to like a few places when you're underage that you're like Oh, do they card or do they have a look? Yeah, but like it was so much cooler It was cool to be like oh man. Yeah, she's like yeah got in they're not asking at the door but I was also afraid to order drinks never never in a million years my mentality was always like walk in act like you own the place yeah and it worked yeah I mean once you're in you're like all right I'm good I was like young

going to bars yeah and like the mentality that I always had was literally like the idea of like walk in pretend Like you own the place and then You know yeah be a regular yeah, and I don't chief it's like you're 14 Hindsight looking back on I've seen pictures of me at 15, 16 years old. I thought I was the coolest person in the world because I was just like, they believe it. Were we in bars at 16? I can with confidence say I was. I don't know if I was.

Not like every weekend, but like on the occasion. I think 18 is when I started going to plays Well, my sis our sisters are are several years older than us your sister didn't really drink No, she was still my sister drank enough for both of them got it So I would go to places with her so like I would go to places and she would always she would get in and Then she'd say I was her twin brother and It was like what I remember when she remember she worked for the karaoke company yeah oh yeah that was an easy one

we're getting off topic speaking of drinking Aunt brought another little trick you know him he's got his tricks up his sleeve it's Antonio's bag of tricks well he keeps them in his pockets that he wears um and all those just in case a truck flips over with all those dimes yeah exactly by the way I saw that clip I'm reminded again

where you thought you could carry fifty grand or whatever yeah well listen five grand sorry we all have moments where we make mistakes so true it happens brother what's the new trick this week Frank so? So the trick this week... Oh! I should probably put these up here first. Here, you can... You can have these. What is it? We need towels? Yeah.

Are you spraying me with something? Because I don't want to be sprayed. So, get on your knees. Oh. What was that? Oh! Oh my god! It's the...

Holy shit! It's the world's heaviest mug. I think. Right? Is that what it is? World's heaviest mug, and I want to know if you can drink from it. Well, here's the thing. How heavy is it? I think it's around 20 to 22 pounds. I think that's bullshit. This feels way...

Bro, I can... I've lifted... This is at least 30 pounds. I mean, the way that you're holding it makes it look heavy. But also, you know when you do like kettlebell presses and stuff like that? Because you have to hold it in a weird angle. Yeah. Oh wow. So... You're gonna drink out of that we are gonna drink out of it we're

gonna smash our teeth out I think we'll be okay but we're gonna get wet why'd you say we're gonna go what so I want to see who could drink better out of it well can you try first I mean it's by you. It might take a couple minutes to get it over there. So we're just gonna add a little beep beep of water. Okay. Fill it up. Fill it up. I like the wet t-shirt contest shirts as well. I'm letting you know. God damn it. I'm letting you know right now. My nipples are coming. That was crazy. I'm letting you know if it cuts and I'm in a different shirt We know what happened. Okay, so you got it. Yeah, be careful

Don't blast your teeth out Can I use not no strong lip do a strong lip so it doesn't hurt you handle the handle the handle you got it Can't use the other hand be careful of your teeth is it that heavy no it is heavy brother let's try this hand because this wrist that's what it is Yep, easy yep Yep By the way if you're listening on audio, this is going exactly the way that you think it's going Just get a little sip are you going two hands? Oh, he's double-handed. I got a double. Oh, he's got it now He's doing this looks like it's not gonna work out at all. Oh it's good. You're good. He's got two hands on the mug. No I got to one hand it. Yeah. You can do it? You got it. Are you giving up? No. All right. The more you try the more you get wet. Here we go. Yeah. Yeah. Hype yourself up have yourself up who's the man

thank you thank you so much you said to hype yourself up and scream brother it's heavy that's a heavy guy I'm. I'm not gonna clean clean the mouth off. You're cleaning it like a priest I probably shouldn't do that right? What'd you say? I was gonna be a priest. Oh you could be a priest No Was I supposed to understand what you were about to do I'm crazy Okay, what too much no no I think you should do more honestly shut up Here all right give it a shot because this is a heavy. This is a heavy, baby Yo, that is I don't know if I can pick that up

I I don't think like I think 20 pounds is not accurate because that feels like a 35 pounder There's no way this is 20 pounds. I could throw 20 pounds in the yeah, I agree 20 pounds is light work Can you look it up while we're doing this yeah? Look up how heavy it is 22 pounds get the fuck out of here. No way that's 22 pounds. It's just an awkward weight Or I can curl no it doesn't yeah, that doesn't mean shit. It's I'm telling you that's heavier than 20 pounds 22 pounds Look at you Well, you have to put this down so doesn't smash on the table so take that okay? This is I would have brought

bibs Fuck you dude. You got this. I know bro that could kill someone yeah easily okay all right go go one hand this is gonna be hard bro I I'm not even kidding I could see someone breaking their wrist trying to go mother sucker where should I put my just go come on baby hey look at me yeah yeah yeah yeah hard to get it like this way you have to because here's the part here's the hard part you can pick it up.

You need to this. My wrist! I know I told ya. Yeah you need a tilt. You need the tilt or you gotta, you gotta crouch yourself. Mmm. You got this. Hey! Hey! Hey!

Shoo! Doop! Mmm. It's hard. Okay let me try again. You got it. I'm gonna pro. I'm a pro. I'm a pro. I'm a pro. I'm a pro. I'm a pro. I'm a pro. I'm a pro.

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I'm a pro. I'm a pro. I'm a pro. I'm a pro. I'm a pro. I Am afraid to smash my teeth in here you can do to shit is healthy you can do Okay the body of Christ amen amen. Be like a priest. Oh, easy one. Yeah, alright, alright. So that's not fun. How about this? How about I try to lift it with one hand and pour it in your mouth? Are you insane? MAMA!

It's not gonna happen. It's not gonna happen. It's not for me. Bro, were you able to do that hand? I could sorta do it. Sorta do it? Like how you can do it. Yeah, dude, he's got the biggest dick in the West. Were you able to do that it I could sort of do it sort of do it like how you can do Yeah, dude. He's got the biggest dick in the West No, man well, I guess good on you my friend. Thank you. Oh my god. It's healthy Okay get serious all right because there's that

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Thank you. Thank you Bye This is why he doesn't let me do that this is why he doesn't let me do that thank you is why he doesn't let me do ad reads he's a little yeah he's a little upset with how I do them let's get a moment of silence though for porn a moment of silence for porn yeah it's

being it's being apparently isn't it being oh I was like it's being, it's being, apparently, isn't it being? Oh, I was like, it's like, there's a chance that it could get banned. Yeah, okay, yes. I love how you said moment, moment of silences are like, for dead, for dead, like, yeah, people, like,

oh, let's have a moment of silence. They do it on like, you know, like the anniversary of D-Day, and I guess now you wanna do it on behalf of, I mean, the potential of porn getting banned? Not, on the heels of D-Day and I guess now you want to do it on behalf of I mean the potential of porn getting banned? Not. On the heels of D-Day. I saw that. There are some lawmakers There are some lawmakers that are They want to ban porn. Potentially trying to ban porn You know my feelings on porn. You love it.

I'm just saying like They want to really know my feelings on porn you love it. No I'm just saying like Is this a bad thing? I mean this is a weird Like how do you argue on behalf of this of the horn like who is gonna? What did I say? Of before like who's gonna be the person who's be like we shouldn't ban pornography That's a weird thing to defend even if you're like pro porn I think it's more of just like who's gonna be the congressman person good job like that that's going to come forward and just be like wait a second guys take it easy you know a little hard on porn I think it's more about like freedom to do well if you want sure but

there's I think that the way that they are approaching it is like they want to protect against like obscene material what's obscene I think porn is obscene what is obscene to me obscene means like Like a next level of like whatever. Like two people having sex is not obscene. No, correct. I don't think porn is just like, here's two people just having regular sex. Here's two people in love. Yeah, no one is being like, oh this is a loving couple. It'll be like, you know like, oh my stepmom is such a dirty slut today it's like what the hell is

going on like someone I got stuck in the dryer how circular there's nothing to get caught on what the hell I didn't order 12 pizza pies by 12 different people that's the obscene parts but like who's gonna defend that yeah I don't know who's the person that's gonna be like you know what I'm gonna stand up well I think that like people who work in industry obviously are gonna be like bro. We should be able to fuck each other I don't think anyone is taking that right from them. You know what I mean on tape for monies

Well like here's I guess how do you like do you draw the line that it like only fans? Why don't we do this? I think a good Compromise is that we just change the titles Like why don't we make it so like we just write like two young people really in love or having sex and even if they're going Crazy, I don't think anyone's in love to shove their dick in a pizza pie and then open a box and show it No, but you know you don't you do it what is the show? love makes you do crazy stuff you know like put that like down there and like try to you know what I mean?

maybe that softens the ball so you think so you think it's just the the the title that might be the obscene part not the content I think that I honestly I think maybe like sometimes the obscene part is the title where it's like big white pole in little petite and you're like bro chill like Take it easy like why can't we just say like a nice a nice guy? I like me do me a favor when you guys submit this to get uploaded Just let me know the moment at which you got demonetized right? Yeah, it was not during this conversation I would be astonished. It'll give us a time like what like she can't just be like oh, she's a scientist

She's always a filthy Pig tail so you think so you think you think whoever's job It is to come up with the titles they should just take it easy take it easy so like if it's you know Make just be like you know what love woman had a hard work week, and what's a hard-dicking? Well see That's a compromise. I think no. I think you could pull it back more listen also I I have to admit like It's a weird thing to defend but like

Just be like go like the the the non obscene route. Just be like, tough week at work, someone just needs a little R and R, you know? What's that? R and R could be like, Ronnie and Ryan, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, but what is R and R? I don't know what it actually stands for, but it's like rest and relaxation, is that it?

I don't know. Yeah, people use that term. Okay, yeah. But like make it something like that But then also the context like the actual substance that it is is probably the obscene part, too. I Just think that it's probably better for You know if like especially with the younger men of the world who are If like, especially with the younger men of the world who are kind of psychotic at the moment, I will say. And I don't think there needs to be more of this aggressive, like, bent over fucking hammer style type of shit.

You know what I mean? I mean, soften up up titles. I've said this before and I know you like it's a joke at this point, but like I Wonder how many people like in the world today have like their view of sex is what they've seen in porn An overwhelming like there might be an argument for it because like how many like unhealthy Relationships have come out of that maybe also there's something to suggest that there have been healthy relationships that have come out of it sure but I Think the funniest part of this is that someone's gonna have to go up there and defend it I don't think that they're defending porn as like I

Love porn chill out like I don't think it's like that. I think it's more of like if how can you? stop people from Wanting to have sex on camera for money if people are willing to pay for it's more of like a freedoms thing as much as I think it's more of that than it is like I Need jackhammer porn well there's a there is a duty to protect what media can and can't be out there So that's the approach they're taking is that like if it's obsrm- obscene material we cannot allow it to be you know peddled to the masses. I think that we should probably just start if we're gonna if we're gonna get to a compromise we should start dialing things back. So I don't think that anyone needs to be stretching

open anything you know what I mean? Yeah. Like what if they started adding in like... No more stretching. Like they take out like certain like audio tracks and put in like sound effects. You know? Yeah. Boing boing boing boing boing boing. Yeah, something like that. Ounga! Yeah. What happened to that? What happened when the tongue would fall out of the mouth? And the eyes would pop out and it would be like a wolf? Yeah, but we don't need any of the stretching... You're sticking on the stretching.

Because that's obscene to me. I mean, all of it is. Yeah, I get that. But no, that specifically is like... No two girls, one cup! Oh my god. You can't have that. Do you even consider what that was to be pornographic? There was two naked women. I feel like that was just a nightmare ish I

Heard that was like a movie and like it was a scene in the movie. I Don't I don't? Oscar winner Two girls walk up I was... I got it. But yeah, they're gonna ban the pern. Which is fine. Where do you draw the line? Because the new Grand Theft Auto

game is coming out next year. And like, I'm sure you could do stuff in that, yeah. Can you do stuff in the last one? I mean, you could like... I've like went to a strip grant. I mean you could like I've like went to a strip club, and I beat up the owner and took some cash I think in the last one But I don't know if you could like you could pick someone up on the side of the road

And what the car just in a car kind of shakes and you lose 50 bucks If you lose 50 bucks, and then they walk out of the car. They're like thanks, Daddy You know you shoot him and they take it back Everyone did that yeah, this is crazy everyone did that I've also What a wild game dude, it's such a crazy game my mom bought it for me That is crazy, but she did she's like I didn't know I was like the name of the game Oh your mom you ever like think of like how naive your mom was and she'd be like it was kind of cute Yep, the game is named after a felony.

Yeah, but that's only one part of it. And there's a guy with a dog and a gun. Yeah, but that's not like- She probably didn't know I was gonna be- You didn't know, like yeah, you can run around and shoot and stuff, but also like they didn't know that you can go and like, you know, get back alley hand jobs and shit like that. I never did any of that. I would just do like weapons cheats and I would fight the police

and I would drive through crowds of people. What I would, okay. I would do that too, I'm just being honest. And this is when I played Grand Theft Auto V, which was the one that came out 12 years ago at this point. Almost 13 by the time the next one comes out. My thing was I would drive through the airport to try to steal a plane and see if I can get away

because when you drive into the airport, instantly the most amount of stars, like the police are after you. Yeah. So like that, I always felt like how long could I, you know, stay away for? Yeah, that's usually how I played that game too, just do shit like that. Have you seen the trailer for the new one? I, yeah, I have. The internet's quite a buzz for it. Because the main, for the first time ever ever one of the main characters is a woman

Okay, and it's in Miami right so like people are like Could you go and get like a BBL for this thing? You know dr. Miami's in the game, but like Bro, great in Grand Theft Auto 5 like you could do some like you could put them in like underwear and running around and shit Like that really? In Grand Theft Auto 5 like you could do some like you could put them in like underwear and running around and shit like that Really? Yeah, I forget how that game went. It was three guys though That's what I'm saying like you can run around in underwear as three guys like you think the pervs are gonna be out in full force for this Frankie Obviously, they're going to be out. They're gonna be in full like when does this game come out next May May 2026? I mean if they ban porn

So there's a good question is like that's the whole thing with Gran Tadot of San Andreas the whole coffee Cup of coffee thing no you don't remember that Hillary Clinton was like big on that it was a I think it was a mission in the game that like you can only get to with a cheat code and It was like you go on a date and then you go home and you fuck What I don't think you can like I don't think you can like control during the sex but like it'll be like a scene There's a scene where it'll be like outside. You know what I'm talking about I don't there was a joke going around like we convinced my friend that you had to go on 100 bowling dates with your girlfriend to have sex with her. That's that yeah, like you couldn't that's not true

But I remember in like Grand Theft Auto San Andreas. It was like a big it was a big thing We're using that to like ban video games That there was like a sex scene in it. Can you look it up? We're so weird though like why even put that in there? I kind of agree like it's weird like what level is it like run Red Dead Redemption 2 You can go like hunting and fishing which like there are video games that for that do you yeah? You could play darts and poker Like why do I why am I a video game to play darts and poker Like why do I why am I gonna play a video game to play darts and poker and fish?

So I I agree with you, but then there's something in my mind. I remember I would watch This was a while ago when I would stream on Twitch So I would watch some people playing and there's a game Where it's just power washing and my shit is dirty and you're just power washing it and I was like alright I could like but those are different games I'm saying like that doesn't need to be in Grand Theft Auto yeah like in Grand Theft Auto I shouldn't be able to open

a fucking like you shoot a person in the head and then you power wash them yeah like a lawn mowing business I did play that game that game was incredible what's that? it was like lawn mowing simulator or something like that and you like on no It's on Xbox if you have game pass and you have xbox But a lawn mowing bro you open you start off you like open your own like lawn mowing landscaping company and like you need to do a certain amount of lawns well to like get better equipment

Hell yeah, like hire people and shit like that. I was in it. Did you have an empire? No, I only played like two or three times and then I deleted it. It was free. Right. Um, but like that should be its own game. Like don't put that, you don't need to put that in Grand Theft Auto.

Sure. But like, I'm telling you the per, I'm calling it now. Perbs are out. The perbs are coming out for Grand Theft Auto 6. I mean the pervs are always out. It was in the game, but they scrapped it, so it was backdoored, and then a hacker essentially released it.

But it was a hot coffee mini-game, you were right. I told you. That's what the mission was called, like hot coffee. And it was basically that like, CJ meets a girl, and like, they go home and have sex. But I don't think it was like, can like you know like press a to thrust Yeah, like per app of the rapper like on beat press circle circle circle circle kick punch block. Yeah That game was pretty sick

Um, paraf of the rap. Oh my god, dude. That just brought back listen You know how I feel about video games. Do you remember the game that I had? I loved this game It was called fighting force. No, I remember you playing and loving the hell out of Jersey Devil You know, it's funny. I did love that game and then one day I don't know why I did this I started looking up gameplay from all those old PlayStation games Like I was about to say Johnny Bravo, but that's not what I meant blasto Blasto that Jersey Devil both of them are trash well I mean look at what today's with today's eyes sure bro. I love blast I loved blasto. I was Phil Hartman oh My god. He did the voice of blasto there was all those games like medieval mid-broad fire They made a remake was it good on the PlayStation people were like yo, this is incredible

Wow, but like um remember gecks the gecko yes croc Yeah, that shit was you got me now. I gotta I just want to look up old PlayStation 1 games PlayStation games from the early 2000 late 90s was probably because PlayStation 1 was from 1995 I want to say also Metal Gear Solid Let's not even siphon filter Joey was siphon filter, bro You get a taser you start tasing people until they like set on fire. We've we're noticing a trend here, Joey We're noticing a trend just saying that's a weird thing to put in the game Borders here we go

Cool borders Wow bro. You know what game I went so fucking hard on dude You remember SSX tricky the snowboarding game never had that dude that game was so fucking good It took a two-pack of my two-pack of mine that and then you could fucking like do the worm on your board and shit Like that and then like you know do like a fucking triple backflip and garibaldi Oh good times all the crash bandicoots. Oh, yeah, those are I mean the first I should say the first three after After warped they got like bad. Did you ever fuck with Final Fantasy? No, dude. I played one. People love Final Fantasy, and like, cool, but like... I played one because I got it in a cereal box.

Bro, cereal? What's good with you? There used to be like, legit shit in boxes. You mean back when companies were more willing to be open to collaboration with their intellectual property? That's what I'm saying, I think. Bro, cereal boxes, I used to open up and there used to be five fucking cool like lightsaber spoons in there well now what's in there cholesterol fuck you cereal and MLB what's the one where you can like someone hits a double then you go to second base and you beat the shit out of them and then they're out a slug

fest that's it. Yeah. Dude. Where you just fight people? I love when video games, like, didn't take themselves too seriously. Now, it's like a video game comes out and it's like, art. And like, we're gonna tackle conversations about mental health. Which cool, love that. Honestly, I do. Being able to do that in a medium like video games where a lot of people feel comfortable

to express themselves and live in that little world. Love that. in a medium like video games where a lot of people feel comfortable to express themselves and live in that little world love that but also give me a game where I can run as fucking Jeremy Shockey down the field stiff arm someone's face and then they hit a brick wall and go through it yeah touchdown you know any sport games Madden sports simulators I don't want this shit oh you need to work hard to sign your rookie contract. Fuck you Me in the NFL now the NFL games are like you want to play in college What do you think I'm here for if I wanted to I'd get the college game. You want me to earn it? I bought the game put me in the league bro

And also you remember that game that came out it was called blitz the league and it had like Bill Romanowski and Michael Irving on the cover and it was like oh no your guy broke his leg you're out six to eight weeks or take steroids and you're back in the game next play I was like I understand that we want to promote people remaining healthy and responsible and not promote drug use but like six to eight weeks is too long if I'm trying to become a star in the FLN the Football League nation I should because they can't write you can't legally use the NFL got it like you just did we're done well no no no no no no I get a game yeah yeah yeah but like

now video games are just like that's why I love You've never played it and you never will doom. I Played doom you played doom 64. Yeah Doom eternal and then doom the dark ages. I haven't played dark ages yet, but like bro It's just like you're put in a room with a thousand demons and you have a chainsaw fist and a shotgun with a chain it's just like yeah for you don't play this game where your tiger woods and you need to pick the right fucking iron fuck you tiger woods sorry I love tiger woods I have no issue with him he did some stuff that was a little

questionable at points but like sheated his wife with a thousand yeah He numbered them didn't he what wasn't there like that's a detail that I don't know Maybe I'm wrong Could be wrong things happen wasn't it like they were listening his phone is like one number 14 number 12 That's insane if that's true You also you could just they could have been you got a golf joke right there. Yeah par 12 or hole 3 oh there It is yeah, also par 12 You shooting on the moon?

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think they can change their name. Yeah there was like that whole thing that came out. It's like it's not Kentucky fried chicken well something something came out and I don't want to I don't want to say it oh cuz I don't know it oh some something came out and I'm not aware of it but we talked recently that they were doing the fried chicken toothpaste oh yeah and do me a favor on the company card order every flavor of based on that website tiramisu toothpaste tiramisu we're gonna try it for a patreon episode honestly if that's good I mean maybe hit them up and see if they'll send them so we don't have to pay remember we thought

the name of that place was like his his mile or something it's I smile I smile yeah what is KFC they're back they back. So KFC decided that not only was fried chicken toothpaste Where they want to discuss, you know, I Guess support marketing or a brand or whatever. They now have an ice cream flavor Fried chicken. Nope, so they're releasing an exclusive ice ice cream in the UK. They're going, die me. Okay. And you're going, fucking die me. Alright.

But it's not fried chicken flavor. And any guesses? When was the last time you went to a KFC? Oh. I don't hate KFC. Years. I like KFC. I like KFC. I like Popeyes. I like Popeyes.

A little more. Oh my god, I love Popeyes. I don't like, I love Popeyes. I haven't been to either in a very, like over a year. Oh, that was, that's recent. I thought you were gonna say like eight years. I probably went like three years ago. Can we do an episode where we just bring in-

Popeyes? If we just bring in fast food for Joey and he eats it at the very beginning and we see what happens to his stomach as the episode goes on. This is just going on. Because chances would be beginning and we see what happens to his stomach as the episode goes on because chances chances would be that you would end up pissing your butt at some point during that episode just like my dog that's full circle folks that's right

call back what do you think the flavor is well it's not fried chicken it's not fried chicken that's it mashed potatoes it already looks like ice cream That would be kind of good mac and cheese no hold on like a mashed potatoes But it's like a creamy garlic. I mean a ice cream, but it's a creamy garlic Why it sounds good just savory ice cream not sweet ice cream garlic ice cream I kind of wouldn't hate that take vanilla ice cream and then put a Olive oil on it? It's good. I think we did that somewhere. Like one of the desserts we had at a restaurant might have had that.

It's good though. Yeah, I don't hate it. Wait, so what the fuck is this thing? Is it like corn? No, no, no, no. Popcorn chicken. No. Love the popcorn chicken.

That would be chicken. The flavor that they're releasing, the exclusive flavor they're releasing. Is it a menu item? It's with their food Yeah, so it's like one of those things. It's something that is like synonymous with like fast food chicken. Loaded wedges Not where I thought you were going. No no no give me a letter It'll give it away. Give it a go. G. Green beans. Unbelievable that you can't get this KFC yeah green green

yeah girl girl girl and girls gravy gravy yeah oh I'm a fucking idiot yeah we know fucking we know gravy gravy flavored ice cream that's probably fire I love gravy is it it's better than fucking mashed potato flavored I mean well actually them together with you right you would eat gravy flavored ice cream I think so now that I think oh remember when people would be like, they'd call like, semen man gravy? Disgusting. Did your mind go there? Because you said I love gravy.

Yeah. Baby batter. It's a better one. That's way worse, dude. Really? We knew a kid named Batter back in the day. Remember him? Holy shit. His name was Batter. Yeah. We also knew a kid named batter back in the day remember him. Holy His name was batter yeah, we also knew a kid named seven

Who we knew a kid named seven? Oh someone's like little brother? Yeah, their actual name was seven But there was batter someone beat the shit out of him I forget one of one of our friends one of our friends. It wasn't me or you we were pacifists Man, we chose love and beating up people only in video games. Yeah, it's too small for that. There was no way I was I was whooping ass a Def Jam fight for New York 50 cent was laying smack down red man was kicking people in the nuts, but in real life uh Gravy flavor would you actually like how would like here's right? How do you even eat that like you have to eat it by itself.

What are you gonna put sprinkles on it? No. What are you gonna put chocolate? Eww. Sprinkles. I love sprinkles. I love the little nonpareilous. Is that what they're called?

What's that? The little circle ones that are crunchy. Oh the chocolate ones. No. The tiny little... The tiny little balls. Oh, like on snow caps basically? Yes, yes.

I hate them. Why? They're crunchy. Because they get in my teeth. Yeah, and then you're an adult and get them out. Yeah, but I don't like them. Fucking Christ. I don't like them. You like the long waxy ones?

What's that? Like the oval shaped... the- the like oval shape Oh, oh, yeah like rainbow sprinkles bro Nah, those are- those are subpar Yo, can I say something too? Chocolate sprinkles are like way worse than rainbow sprinkles Like rainbow sprinkles are way better Well chocolate sprinkles, you get sprinkles sugar-ny

Sugar-ny You get sugary, sprinkle sugaryary and you get chocolate flavor with rainbow sprinkles you just get it's just additional sugar There's no rainbow flavor on there is fun. It is fun Chocolate cookie crunchy so good. Good crunchies not cookies the ones that are in the carvel cake You know what I'm talking about that they layer the Carvel cake with Those are the best oh my Why don't we put that shit on top too bro? We put it everywhere. That's what I'm saying There's ice cream places by me that has those as a topping

Dirt? Don't they call it dirt? No that's like a whole separate Oh shit Like thing Yeah, dirt's good though dirt Well like the dessert dessert the cup of dirt dirt's pretty cool, too But I'm not gonna eat it. I'll be honest with you dirt smells good. I would not eat it Soil I would eat

What's the difference? That's a great question, too. What are those little white balls that are in soil dude? I love those can you get him and you crunch them with your fingers? I know I'm not supposed to eat soil, but you got these little white things in there They look like marshmallows like why do they make the things that will kill you if you eat them look so delicious I think it'll kill you. I think it's like they stay home enough soil Yeah, you're gonna. Don't eat the whole earth You can have a handful though, but eat a cup of soil you're a goner no

Yeah dude. Yeah dude. You can have a handful though. Bro eat a cup of soil you're a goner. Nooo. Yes. I can put down a cup of soil. You're gonna be in a world of trouble. No. Let's have this. Let's have an eating episode What's wrong with soil? I just think that like it's like compost

which is like molded, not good, biodegraded food. Is it? And like I think there's shit in there too. I can't eat soil. I can't eat soil I think you would gotten soil in my mouth for sure. Yeah, you sure you've gotten small amounts But if you had a cup yeah of soil, I can eat that I'm not you joey You could eat it you would be in pain. I don't think so as long as there's no like big sticks in it if What if we mix it with ice cream?

Soil ice cream. I mean... Kinda would... I would eat that. Mmmmm, you said it's Briar's natural- You know what? Do you have no to- What the fuck was that? You have no toppings though? I've experimented a little bit.

Like, if you had to get your dream ice cream, it's no toppings? I've experimented a little bit. Here's where I've gone. You ready? There's an ice cream spot by me that makes the dumbest cherry vanilla I've ever had in my entire life. And has giant ass pieces of cherry in it. Oh so good That with those chocolate crunchies

Okay In a cup. I mean I'll do cone too if we're getting nasty Wait, what kind of cone though the sugar cone? I like sugar the one the waffle cones fuck you Who like waffle cones if they're gonna stick it in the side of my cup Huh, you know how like you get a cup and they put like a little piece of waffle oh It's like lines the cup with yeah No, but those are crunchy like well

I'm talking the waffle cones that like once the ice cream melts a little they get like soft and chewy You know which ones I'm looking like the ones that look like it's like sugar cones are the best I love sugar cones sugar cones are so good the ones that look like it's like a sugar cones are the best I love sugar cones sugar cones are so good the ones that they like dip in chocolate and like Sprinkles never had any of that you know or I get fucking I'm into it so wait no sauce caramel maybe I'm not like chocolate hot fudge. I'm okay on her Sacrificing the integrity of your ice cream. You're literally adding heat to it.

I don't... I'll tell you what I fucking hate. Oh, I'm gonna love this. The people that dip it in that, like, magic shell, like the red magic shell, and it comes out and it gets hard. The cherry dip? I used to order that. Fuck you, bro. There was a summer when I was, like, 11, like,

I was like, yo, give me the cherry dip. Ew. I just like that it chipped, and it made it like I was it's like added this crunchy element Oh, but that's why I get those little balls I know oh You ever do a double you know you get ice cream, and it's like two of them. Oh, no. I'm not don't You're

This is like some probably illuminati shit It looks like it's it's a weird-looking one because I know you're talking about it has like the two spots And it's just like a pitchfork. Bro and I would go to this guy and I'd be like bro if I had enough money for it I'd be like just give me two vanilla with rainbow sprinkles. I wouldn't even mix this shit up. You were getting nasty with it dude. I wouldn't even go crazy. I also hated the people that got like like the cherry dip and stuff because they were always like 250 compared to the one dollar ice cream cone, and I was just like you rich bastard Yeah, like take fuck you you know also if you had money for ice the ice cream truck, and you got like a Snow cone or some shit. I should slap you don't you dare speak disrespectfully

Don't you got a snow cone? I was like dude. Don't you dare speak disrespectfully of snow cones? whack Frankie whack my nephew's birthday was recently and my brother got like a like a mr.. Softie to pull up and like whatever and my nephew was like I'll take a snow cone, and I was like I love snow which oh too much Too much what too much chip which no cookies and the ice cream the only? Acceptable form of an ice cream sandwich is the one that has the chocolate on the butt and the top

The long one that has the buttons in it. You know what I'm talking about I have those in my freezer as we speak and I know how Joe used to eat them I know exactly how Joe used to eat them he used to lick around the side like a freak dude he would hold this thing yeah and he would and this dude was a whore hey he still is my fucking couch just like eeeeh Oh god yeah I'm gonna go You're just licking the pussy at his ice cream sandwich I really am honestly. That's crazy Good for you. It really is the way to eat it though

But then I don't go. No it isn't. I don't go. The way to eat it is ummm Nah it's boring. This shit is over Within like two seconds. It's great So you lick, you suck all the cream Out of that thing. And not all of it I leave some and then I start biting This is getting crazy Just getting crazy even I'll admit that one's there's parts of the internet that are watching that are just like keep going hey keep biting yeah but then

I mean you just eat it that's like you know I you know you know my my my ice cream truck orders priority Tweety bird ninja, or Bugs Bunny. Have you ever gotten a banana split from one? No. Who do you think I was, Warren Buffett? Come on. Those were like $11 bucks back in the day. Remember, yo, milkshakes. I used to get milkshakes and then I would be hurting for like a year. I spilled a milkshake in my dad's brand new truck and he never found out. Where did spill it under this seat the front seat back seat never found out really yeah and he won't now cuz he doesn't show and we're an hour 10 in baby he wasn't dead our tenant we could be 10 in so it don't

matter but wow that's fucked up. You didn't even pay for it Those I remember those were like Four bucks and everything else was like a dollar and then one day this dude pulled up and milkshakes were like eight bucks I was like we think we can track the trajectory of our nation and its greatness By what has happened to ice cream prices. When ice cream trucks would pull up and they were at the most expensive thing on there, $2, and you knew that the drivers were slinging bricks of coke out of them, the country was a great place.

Nothing better. Now? $15? Oh, $5 for this fucking... It's a Yankee Stadium Margarita or a milkshake yeah 15 what do you think he's gonna pick margarita yeah it comes in a shaker now those are great that's cool you noticed that the last time I did I was there with you that's all I got Anyway guys, thank you so much for watching all the way through we're gonna reiterate again go to the base me our comm

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