The Basement Yard - No Jerking Off For 30 Days

Episode Date: January 10, 2017

On this episode, @ItsAhmeddd & I talk about the NOFAP Movement & attempt it ourselves. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back to the Basement Yard. It is Monday, January 9th, 2017. Very new year. I'm joined by Ahmed. Shmetti-Rubbs is back in the building. Shmetti-Rubbs is getting some face time today. He could not be more excited. I'm very excited. And yeah, he's back. And the last time he was on, I believe you were talking about the fact that you had some financial troubles. When was the last time you were on? I have no idea. But I feel like that's what most people like. And the Shmetti-Rubbs massage place. Right. The massage parlour that you planned on opening up one day. Shmetti-Rubbs.

Yes sir. That's good. How's that going? It's going very well actually. Oh my god. So anyway, the reason why I haven't met on is because today something happened. So first of all, it was like a weird morning, right? Because I woke up and there's a bunch of text messages in the group chat that we're in with all of our friends. And one of them was like, dude, we don't know where Tommy is. Like one of our buddies, Tommy, were like, what? And I'm like, yeah, we don't know where Tommy is. Like his mom called my mom and said he didn't come home and he's not answering calls and all this stuff. And I'm like, what the fuck? Like this is, you know, the last time someone heard from him was I think five o'clock the day before.

Yeah. And now it's like, I would say 10 a.m. at this time. And we're like, okay, that's a really long time. Like where's this kid? Like he hasn't talked to any of us, hasn't talked to his parents or his brothers or sisters. Like where is he? So like we all start getting like worried and trying to figure out where this kid could be. Now, we didn't know where to start with this shit because, you know, no one knew where the fuck he went. He moves in silence. He's a very silent kid. He went missing. Put him on the milk cart. I thought we were going to call fucking cops.

So coming down to that. Anyway, so we find out so we found out that he, I mean, I mean, we didn't know where to start, but we knew he wasn't at any of our places. I mean, acts like his other friends and stuff like that. Then Ahmed, you guys went out to where'd you go? Yeah, we went out to Bell Boulevard. We went out partying for our friend's birthday. And when I got there, I saw Tommy talking to one of his friends. When yesterday, like when today happened, I put two and two together and I was like, well, he's probably with that friend.

Like we don't know who that person really is. Right. So we, we, we didn't like know anything about her or anything. We knew her first name. So I looked up like in his following list, her name and then I, you know, there was only two of them. And one of them we know from the neighborhoods we know he wasn't there. And then the other one, I was like, all right, well, this has to be here. And then I took a screenshot of her Instagram, sent it to Ahmed. And I was like, is this the girl you guys saw that night? And he's like, yeah.

And full caps. Like I was so confident. Yeah, he was like, yes, that's her. I was like, perfect. Like we have a lead finally. So I DMed her on Instagram. I was like, Hey, this is random, but is there any chance that you're with my friend Tommy? Because, you know, he didn't come home last night and his mom's like freaking out.

And then I facetimed him like half an hour later and he just woke up and he was just like, yeah, no, I was just, I was just drunk. It's funny. He was at someone's house. I don't know the fuck where it was. But I was like, what the fuck is wrong? He's like, yeah, I just got drunk, fell asleep. So I was so confident that like he was with this person. Like I was like, you know what?

I resolved this whole situation. It's like, I got this. Don't worry. And then I somehow fucked it up. Okay. There you go. Always. Never fail.

So now I had messaged this girl who I didn't even meet her. I wasn't out that night and I messaged her and she probably thinks I'm a psycho. But I said to her like, she didn't answer me by the time he like I got in touch with Tommy. And I just hit her back up and I was like, never mind completely ignore this whole fucking thing. She probably thinks I'm out of my fucking mind. That was good. That was a weird morning. I don't like situations like that, man.

That recently happened with my sister and I fucking hated it. That's scary. Yeah, it's so scary. I don't like it. You know what I mean? And Tommy's a moron. He goes, oh, you go, you disappear for 12 hours and everyone goes crazy. Like 12 hours, dick.

No one hears from you or anything. It was, it was longer than 12 hours too. But yeah, recently my sister like she has this shady client because she does house to house like a speech therapy for kids and she has this client that has this like shady walkway like through an alley to get to their house. And she like made a joke and was like, ah, look, if I go missing, I'm here and here. Like she give the cross. Yeah.

And her, her, the sessions are like 30 minutes long and, uh, fucking she sent that in the group chat and then her last client was at six o'clock. So she should be done by six 30. Make six 45 is like pushing it, right? It's now seven 30 and we haven't heard from her in a sense that video. And I was like, okay, this is weird. Like whatever my mom, my mom was like, why is shining now? Where I was like, ah, whatever.

And then, you know, it now it's eight o'clock. And I'm like, okay, this is two hours past like, so hold on. So I go to her computer and I open it up and I'm looking at her schedule. I'm like, okay, the last client is at six o'clock in their half hour. Like where the fuck is she? Right. So now I'm starting to get worried. And I'm like, okay.

Um, and then I texted her, her boyfriend. I was like, Hey, you've been, have you heard, uh, from Shannon at all? Is it all nuts? It's like four 30. I'm like, okay, I'm getting in the fucking car and, uh, I'm going to head over there. And I was like freaking out and I really didn't know what I was going to do when I got down because I was like, I like, I was going to shake people down the street. Like, like fucking Batman.

Where is she? You know, I just do that. So I started driving down there and I was like freaking out dude. Like, I don't know. Like I'm usually like, um, just like realistic with my thoughts and stuff like that. But then I was just creating only scenarios. Like, oh my God, she got pulled into a van. She's getting beaten up right now.

Like, I don't know. I was just thinking of all the stuff and she ended up being okay. Thankfully she actually ended up being at like a bar class. They call it. It's like those ballet, you know, the ballet bar like on the side of the, she was doing a workout or whatever. But she didn't like tell anybody what she told us, but we forgot. You know what I mean?

Like she didn't check in and say, oh, I'm doing this tonight. She told us like two days before. And the only reason why we found out is because Sammy went on her Snapchat and she saw like, oh, I need this is my last client that I'm going to bar afterwards. I was like, oh my fucking God. The thing is like, I thought you were dead. Like the, like it's good. Like you guys are worried for each other.

Like my parents, when I go on vacation for like a week, I can the whole week I can go on vacation. Not a single thing. Not a text message. One thing. Nothing. I could go missing. Like God knows.

Oh my God. But it's happened multiple times where I go away for a weekend. I just don't tell them where I am, but you know, they assume that I'll make it home as long as I make it home. No matter what happens. Yeah. I've done, I've done what Tommy did before where I was out. Wow.

That's bad. That's terrible. Yeah. I'm sorry. But I was out and I was I drinking? No, I wasn't drinking. I wasn't even drinking. I was at a girl's house with my friend and it was like, we were like kind of double

dating, hooking up thing. And we were at this girl's house and I actually lied and I said, I was sleeping over with my friend. No, I said I was coming home at like one a.m. Right. And I knew that everyone was asleep by one a.m. in my house. So I was like, I can come down. I'm going to come home whenever the hell I want to.

So what I did was so I was at this girl's house and we stayed and it was like 3 a.m. And I was like, okay, whatever. And then I got a call from my sister and I didn't answer it because I was like, I'm fucked. You know what I mean? So I started thinking of ways to make this lie even worse. And I drove back to, um, I drove back to his house and then shut my, uh, no, what did I do?

I like drove back to his house and then picked it up like an hour later was like, oh, I just I fell asleep. Lost track of time, whatever, but I'm at this person's house and you know, I still got my ass chewed out. But you know, it was totally fine. I'm sure Tommy's just not allowed to leave the house and his mom's chaining him to like a radiator or something. We haven't heard from him at all.

Yeah. His mom probably killed him. He's dead now. So that's totally fine. So you don't have to worry about him going missing again. He's taking care of. Yeah. I mean, what are you going to do anyway?

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The no fap movement? No. I've never heard of that. Do you know what fap is? Uh, no. You never heard of like fapping? No. Basically, that means jerking off though.

Okay. You never heard of that? You remember the fappening where it was like all the celebrities shit leaked? You don't remember that? What? I live under a rock. Dude, you don't remember the fappening. It was recent.

No. It was like someone hacked all these celebrities, iClouds and released them all. Like Jennifer Lawrence. There was Kate Hudson. That's insane. Not Kate Hudson. Kate Upton. Kate Hudson.

Uh, there was a bunch of other people, man, but dude, you missed out. I'm going to check that out tonight. I've seen a lot of buttholes. Can I still see it? I don't know. Probably. It's got to be out there, right? Intense.

Probably like on tumblr somewhere. A lot of buttholes. Yeah. I don't know, dude. But like there was a lot of negative pictures that leaked. But anyway, I found this thing on the internet. It's called the no fap movement. And like, I thought it was just people fucking around, but it's like these people are taking

it very seriously. And basically it's like you don't, you can't jerk it or look at porn for 30 days. And apparently that, yeah, apparently it does like wonders for you. Like not only for, uh, you know, the fact that you're kind of, you know, cause I guess it is an addiction. Yeah. It is an addiction, right? So.

Definitely. It's an addiction. I mean, maybe not being a porn addict because a porn addict is kind of like you're sitting at work and you're like, I need to like go home and just watch porn right now or like I need to just open it up on my phone right now. Yeah. That is, that is pretty bad. You know what I mean?

Like, well, you won't hang out with your friends. Cause you're like, I just got to sit home and watch porn. Yeah. Like, you know what I mean? That's like the, the, I mean, I guess there's different degrees of addiction, but that I, that's what I've heard of for porn addiction. Like people, when you, you go out of your way or you cancel plans or you don't even mean you do it, but I guess there is a degree of where it's like you do it.

It becomes habitual. It's like every single day. You have to watch it. And you don't even like. I mean, that's where I am now to be honest. I'm not going to lie. I'm every single day. You're fapping every day.

Yeah. Fapping every day. Oh God. Could be twice a day. Let me ask you, do you ever think, do you think that it's like damaging? No, it's actually a very good workout for the forums. There you go. I just do it.

But like, do you think, like when you really think about it, do you think that could, uh, I don't know, just kind of affect your love life? Like if you had a girlfriend, do you think you would be jerking off every single day? No. I mean, I wouldn't because you have a girlfriend. No, I still did. Yeah, I did. I did.

I mean, it's just, I don't know, man. I mean, I've read conflicting things like I was reading the comments in these videos because, you know, there's these people saying that, you know, you're trying to shake an addiction. So it's kind of like, you know, I mean, we both know, I mean, everyone knows that porn is not necessarily the most realistic, uh, portrayal of sex. There's a lot of things that happen in these fucking things and dudes would cocks the size of my fucking leg.

I'm like, all right. Yeah, that's pretty intense. So it's like, it's the most, it's like, you know, the elite of the elite, you know, it's an all-star game out there. I mean, but like the good thing about porn, I'm going to be honest with you is like, there's a lot of girls you can watch that you're just like, I wish I had a chance at that. And then that's, it really gets me going to be honest, but now do you think that would ever affect your, I mean, we're young though, but I'm just saying, like someone who's a

little older, like let's go 40, right? Someone who's a little older, if they're watching porn at the rate that you're watching it, that's probably an issue. They're married. They have kids and stuff. Yeah. I mean, I plan on stopping when I'm married. You plan on it?

No. I'm sure a lot of people plan on stop smoking too. Stop doing meth. Yeah. But that's not, that's an eject addiction, addiction, but these are addictions though. Yeah. Yeah. You could say like, I'm going to leave here when I'm done and I'm going to go home and

right. You already planned it. Yeah. See? Oh shit. Yeah. See, you're deep in bro. I have a fapping problem.

Let me, let me ask you a question. What was the longest you've gone without jerking it and not because you were like on a family vacation and just because you just like, you just, not that you forced yourself not to or maybe you did, but, uh, or just like, you just didn't, oh, it's, um, it's probably a day. Probably a day or two without, and not definitely, no, it's definitely been only a day and it's probably one of those like nights where I'm just out with you guys all the time. Yeah.

You get home drunk and you're just whizzing. Yeah. And that's it. I fall asleep, but then the next morning I handle my business. Really? Yeah. It's, it's never been without like going away for the weekend or going away for a week, like a vacation.

Right. Like there's sometimes where I go away with like, um, to the Hamptons or something and I go away for a week and I have a house. I still do it there. Like, yeah, it's, it's bad, but like if I'm away for a weekend, that's a different story. But like without going away, it's probably been a day of the most. Wow. And that's only because I was drunk.

Like if I wasn't drunk, I'm coming home and doing it. Right. So. Jesus. Yeah. I mean, you, I mean, hey, we're truthful on this podcast. You know what I mean? I think that a lot of people can relate to you because I mean, I'm not sitting over here

like, Oh, I'm only jerking off once a week. Like obviously that's not the case. Yeah. You know what I mean? It was pretty funny though. And you know, I got to admit that after I watched this video, I kind of put it in my head that like, all right, I'm going to force myself not to do it. You know what I mean?

Because it's so easy at night when you're just like bored and on your phone and you can access it like so easily. It's like, if you, you'll do it not even because you really want to, but it's just like, it's just easy to do. And honestly, like if it's late, like say it's like 1130, 12 o'clock and I know I have work in the morning and I'm just wide awake. I just do it and it puts me to bed. It's tiring.

So you don't really do it because you're in the mood. Yeah. Do you ever like, I have an addiction. I admit it. I admit it. I admit it. That's it. Do you ever like sit or lay in bed and you don't, you're not necessarily in the mood.

You're not horny or anything, but you'll just start jerking off to get yourself in the mood just to do it. Or are you always every night just like, I'm ready. Sometime, like most of the time I'm just ready, but most of the time I look over to my phone and I just start scrolling through the browser and I'm like, all right, I got to go. I got to start doing this. Do you think you do it too much? It's never too much.

I mean, like, you want me to be brutally honest? What does that mean? No, I mean, I do it like there could be sometimes where I do it a few times a day or like, or once, just once. All right. If you had, I mean, there's seven days in a week. How many times in a week on average, would you say? Probably 10 to 15.

10 to 15? Yeah. So every week, a lot of people will hate me for this. No, no, they won't because a lot of people, I think a lot of people could relate. Maybe they'll make fun of you out loud. Yeah. In their minds. They're like, I'm being it also.

Listen, I get made fun of a lot, so it doesn't bother me. So, so, so no matter what, every week, there's at least one or two days where you're getting a double dose of morning and night or just kind of like a double night. Like today I had off double dose might even go for the trifecta tonight. Oh my God. Let me ask you another question. What was the most in one day? Four times.

Okay. That's not a crazy answer. No. Yeah. Four times. A lot of people might think that's crazy, but it's not. It's not. Four is a very good number to have.

Well, think about it. Like there's some people that have sex four times a day, five times at most, and that's a lot of energy taking out, taking out of them, you know what I'm saying? Right. But it's different because the mass, I mean, I don't know if it's the masturbation that's the bigger problem or if it's the porn, because I can see how porn can be damaging because there are people who like become, I guess reliant on it and they need it in order to get off a certain way.

And if it's like affecting your sex life, I think that's, yeah, you see, like I never let it affect my sex life. When I had a girlfriend, obviously like I didn't do it as much, but it was like a day or it was only eight times a week. Yeah. No, it would be like seven times. But seriously, like it didn't affect my relationships at all. I wouldn't let it.

And I feel like some people do let it affect their love life because they see somebody and they watch that same person all the time and they're like, all right, this girl is not this girl, so I can't date her. But that's an addiction, like not me. Some people, I think there comes a point where, but I think this happens over time, like you never know. It's like hard to say. It's kind of like scary in a way because I don't want to.

This is to happen to me? Yeah. Like I don't want to be addicted to porn and I don't think I am because I, you know, this was, when did I find out about this? This was Wednesday, right? Last Wednesday that I found out. I haven't jerked off since then. I didn't jerk off that day either, which was nice.

I'm happy for you. Tuesday went down now. It's been Tuesday, the day before, right? Yeah. So it's been one, two, three, four, five. It's been six days. You keeping track of it? No, I just had the calendar in front of me, so I'm just counting the days.

They didn't fap this day. Right. So it's been six days. Are you setting yourself a goal? I'm really not because I'm not like, oh, I'm going to do this thing. I'm just kind of proving to myself that I'm not like a crazy addict, like watching porn and doing that stuff like that because, you know. I just don't want to, you know, I don't think I should give it a try.

I think it's bad. You know what I mean? I think I'm very addicted to my phone and that's like a sickening thing that I just like, it's bad. Like I wake up in the morning. The first thing I do is check my phone, like imagine it being a cigarette. I wake up in the morning, I have to take a smoke and cigarette on board, smoke and cigarette. When you're in a group chat like ours, like the conversation is going all night.

So you just try to, I look over just to catch up on what's going on. Yeah. You know, with any sort of, because I bet there are people listening that have thought about if they have a masturbation addiction and they do say it is healthy to, I mean, I have read in the comments, I don't know how accurate this is, but a lot of people were saying that it's also unhealthy to go 30 days without a release. Really? Well, not unhealthy, but maybe unhealthy.

I'm not sure. I don't want to quote anything. But I'm pretty sure someone said, because then you have like wet dreams, like it eventually leaves your body somehow, which I've never had a, I don't think I've ever had a wet dream. I don't know. I have. I don't know if I have.

Honestly, I can't remember, but yeah, I just, I don't know. I think I'm more of like on the addiction, like I don't want it to affect my love life and my future. No, I understand that, but like it is a lot easier when you have a girlfriend though. I feel like it definitely is like me. I'm single. So I don't have a girlfriend. So I feel like it's something that I do because I don't have sex.

I guess, but I mean, like, do you think you would be able to go 30 days like you really needed to? Um, to save my parents. Yeah. But other than that, no, would have to save me. Yeah. Um, to save a life. So to save a life, someone's life would have to be at risk for you to not.

No, yeah. That's like that. I'm not that addicted, but like to save a life, I do it. I think you might be. Dude. Thanks, Joey. I mean, I'm not sure. Is there like meetings to go to for this or?

It probably is. Honestly, there definitely is like, there definitely is, but do you think so I'll take off work next week to go to these meetings. What, uh, how long do you think you'd go if you had to like for no reason, just for the only reason being I'm asking, like if you, if I was like, let's have a contest, me versus you, how long could you, could you hold out? Probably a week. I'll be honest.

I don't think I can't remember the last time that I went an entire week without jerking off. Yeah. Me either. That's why I'm saying a week. Well, I, well, I'm about to hit a week. This is the first time that I'm going to do it. When we went on vacation to Miami, I didn't jerk off, right?

So does that count? See, I don't know. I think you're kind of, you're, well, but I'm occupied and I'm drunk and, you know, yeah. So I'm not thinking about it. Like I'm not laying in bed. Like, right. So I mean, that would be like the highest degree of addiction.

Yeah. Like you're like, all right, I'm parting. I'm having fun, but fuck, I just need to jerk off. That is like, that's a problem. That's, you know, that's another degree of addiction, but I wonder how many times people jerk off in a week. I would love for everyone to be as complete as honest as possible and you don't have to, you know, just tweet me numbers.

No, you can just DM me and just be honest with me. We'll talk. Not even just like tweet, tweet numbers. Like cause no one is going to know what you're talking about, except us. Right. Guys, just tweet at Davino, just random numbers so we know what's going on. No, but just tweet numbers. I want to know on average how many times you think you master and the truth a week, don't

try to compete. Right. Don't try to, whatever. If I had to be honest, I would say, I would say four or five, five, five, five, five times. So in a week, dude, I'm, I'm sitting at 10 to 15. Yeah. See, that is like a lot, dude. I had never reached that.

I never like exceed once a day that I will like, for whatever reason, for a while, I've just like, I'm like, I'm not going to do it twice in a day. Well, that's good. Yeah. Like, I don't know. Like I was just like, yeah, I don't want to, because I don't want to become addicted. I'm paranoid about that. Thank you.

You know what I mean? Appreciate that. Like an asshole. 10 to 15. About 20 to 35 times a day. He's beating the hell out of his dick. This is a good question. Ask our friends.

How many times they jerk off in a week? Nobody. We can't ask them on a platform like a group chat because they will lie and they won't say the real amount. You are being very honest and I'm being very honest back. Yeah. I would say, what did I say? Four to five?

Yeah. I'll raise that five to six. You've never hit seven in a week? Oh, but you're talking about on average. No, I've definitely done seven in a week, but I don't think, I would say I've hit eight times a week maybe. But on average, I would say it's like probably five times a week. Like I said, sometimes it's just like, it feels habitual.

I'm just going to do it. I think I do have a problem though because you're talking to me about this because I realized that the frequently used websites on my phone are just porno websites. Is that same on yours? No. Oh, okay. Yeah, no, it's not. And I've gotten told by a few friends of mine that I have a problem.

Not a serious problem, guys. It's just something I do. It's not like I don't sit there and start going nuts because I can't do it. I'm in bed doing nothing, so I just do it. There's no sports on. There's nothing to watch. My guinea pig's crying, so I just do it. Guinea pig's crying?

Got to beat it. Yeah. Of course. What? Oh, not the guinea pig. Beat the dick. No, yeah. But I think that's how it starts for most people because I mean, I can even agree to

that that sometimes you're just bored and you're like, fuck it, I'll just do this. That's exactly. I'm bored. I go to work nine to five, then I hit the gym and I do nothing for the rest of the night. So I get home from the gym at seven. You want some excitement in your life? Yeah, right after the gym, long workout. Some Lisa Ann.

Home. Four. Lay down. You know, that's it. And then whatever happens, happens. It could be once. It could be twice. Now, here's a question.

I'm not going to ask you to go into detail, all right? But. You're telling me not to go into detail? No, no, no. About this. So you can if you want to, but I'm just asking because I'm curious. Do you find that you watch porn, like a type of porn, that you wouldn't necessarily, in real life, like things that happen in that porn, you don't necessarily would do in real

life? Um, actually, that's where I draw the line because there's a lot of shit, like that I see on websites that skieve me out. And like, I know I won't do that in person. So like, I like, I, the reason why, um, why I, like I enjoy it sometimes, well, every time is because, is because like I watch the videos that I can kind of relate to, right? Like I don't watch like some extra shit or this guy's putting her like over his shoulders and like, because I can't, I can't lift anybody over my shoulders.

So like I try to like, I try to keep it relatable, like shit that I do. That's what I like to watch. Right. Okay. So I mean, does that make me a little less of a, I mean, that was just a question. It doesn't make you less of an addict. That's like addiction is addiction. I mean, I'm addicted to my fucking phone.

I can't put it down. It's just, I mean, I definitely don't go like crazy to watch like some extra shit. Like, yeah, it doesn't, but like, that's how you can, it's easy to tell how bad it is when you compare it to your phone because you're thinking about your phone, right? If you left your house without your phone, what are you doing? I'm going back home. I'm going to get it. Yeah, definitely.

You know what I mean? Like it's like, I need it. And I just like, and if I lost that, I'd be freaking out to be so upset and that would be like, if your computer stops working and your phone, your Wi-Fi went down. That's another thing. My Wi-Fi goes down. I become the biggest prima donna in the world. Dude, if I like, say like, I don't have service on my phone, like there's been times where

I lost service and I need to find like, like I'll grab my laptop, connect to the Wi-Fi and I have to watch like at night. Porno? Yeah. See? That's a problem. I mean, I mean, that's, that may not be a problem. That's just probably like once you get going.

It's like, now what am I supposed to do? Yeah. Fuck. Can't get myself blue balls. Fuck. You'll just lose connection with it. Oh my God. I don't know.

All right. That's not bad. I was straight up honest right there. There you go. I didn't lie. Listen, Ahmed. 10 to 15. That is proud.

10 to 15. So let me ask you, after this conversation, you can try and shave some of those, those off? No shot. I'm going home. Actually like if you really want to, like if you want to have a competition, you want to do it? We could.

And then, but you got to, you got to do it tonight. I'll do it tonight and we'll start tomorrow. We both got a jerk. We got a, we got a fab tonight and then we'll start tomorrow. Right. So I'm going to start using that word. Fab like crazy. I can't believe you've never heard that.

It's not very like New Yorkish, honestly. Exactly. Very internet. No, but if we, if you, and then, but we have to tweet every day, like the numbers. One, one, two, we have to be completely honest. Yeah. What, why would I lie? I've been completely honest today.

That's true. All right. Um, I guess we could do that. We can have a no fab competition for how long or it's just whoever a month we can go. How about this? That sounds so long. Loser. Yeah.

Has to pay for dinner. Where are we going? Steakhouse. Jesus. No. I know. That's like 90 dollars. Well, I don't know.

We'll grab, we'll grab somewhere. Whatever. All right. Or actually no. Oh, here we go. Loser has to wear that cheerleader costume and you have to take a picture and post it on Instagram. Okay.

All right. Yeah. I don't think I'm going to lose. Listen, I have a lot of, but we have to be honest with each other. Yeah. I'm going to, I'm going to 100% do it because I mean, I haven't done it since Wednesday because I'm trying to not, you know, so we'll do it tonight so that it's not unhealthy. And we just get healthy again and then we'll start.

Hold on to this. He's been planning this one all day. He's like, I need to go home and do this. We'll start tomorrow. I got something lined up. I already got the, I already got the video loaded. It already buffered. So I have to do it.

All right. We can do that. We're, uh, so starting January 10th, 10th, we're not going to jerk off until February 10th. Wow. Okay. There's a lot of stuff. Yeah, you guys, but I mean, apparently it's good for you.

A lot of people say they feel like they have a lot more energy and, you know, whatever and listen, you might be stronger at the gym, more testosterone in your body. Right. Let me tell you something. Yeah. Um, and next week's a three day weekend. So I got to control myself. Oh, wow.

Take like, you can be the end of that. Yeah. It can be the end of you. Tomorrow. Who knows? Oh my God. I'm not going to call this podcast. Fine Tommy.

No, that's going to call no, no beat, no jerking it for 30 days for no fabric, no fat for one month, no fat for one month. That's funny, man. Oh man. We could try it. It's going to be rough. That was good. Yeah.

I brought you on here because I know you're a fan of the Dallas Cowboys. I was like, no, I'm jerking it off, dude. I'm masturbation. All right. So that's just, so that's what we'll do, dude. All right. February 10th, February 10th. Yes.

I mean, yo, honestly, that sounds like a really long time and I can, I have never gone that long. Me either. Ever. Like, I don't think I've ever gone, like I said, I don't think I've ever gone, I mean, since my jerking off career started, like I'm, I would say I'm in my prime right now. When'd you start? How am I going to answer that?

I have no idea. I was around 14. That's late. That's a freshman in high school. I still thought girls had cooties at 12. Give me two years. 14. I probably started before that.

I would say I started definitely like seventh grade, dude. Come on. Six. Sixth grade. I don't know. That's kind of young actually. Yeah. I would say no.

100%. Seventh. It's probably seventh grade. 100%. No. I would say freshman year of high school is 13, 14. That's what I would say. I would say eighth grade, 12.

All right. So around there. Yeah. So ever since then, I don't think I've gone. At least I've done it one time in a week, at least since then. So I've never done a whole month and we're going to see if we can do it. That's bad. How about this?

No, I'm not going to say that. Never mind. Please do. No, I was going to say that we're going to do it for a month, all right? And you know, regardless, I was going to say regardless of when someone else's fails, you get to keep going. And then, you know, with the amount of days that you go, you accumulate funds. Funds.

You're paying me for this? Like, I mean, if you win, I mean, if we both win, we just, we win nothing. We just win. No jerking off for 30 days. Then that last day, we just pour it out, you know? Oh man, January 11th, that's a Saturday too. Oh my God. Oh my God.

No, but, um, so like, let's say you fail or I fail on like the 23rd of January. You have like, uh, two, three weeks of days that could be, you know, maybe do like two dollars a day. That could be 50 bucks around there. Okay. Sounds good. Your eyes just live. So we could do that.

We got money involved. No matter what, we have to hold out till February. It's honesty. Yes. I promise you if you lie to me, our friendship's over. I promise I won't. And, and you know, you don't care about our friendship. No, I don't.

So I'm going to lie. No, but it would be two dollars a day after the first person is out. And then, you know, well, that's going to be sick. All the new videos that in a month from now, what does that mean, like all the new videos that come out. Oh, cause you, cause you know, on site, you're like, oh, I've seen all the, I probably watched every single video. Oh, that's another thing.

You can't even watch porn. That's fine to me. I mean. If you watch it, if you can't jerk it, but yeah, you can't watch porn, you know, can't jerk it for 30 days. You know, I'm going to start off with, I'm going to delete my history. There you go. So that way when I type in you, the website doesn't come up right away.

Go on YouTube. Watch YouTube.com slash Joe Sanagawa. If you guys want to subscribe there, or just go to Harry's.com and get some raisers. Blapren. Get some nice food. Basement. Hello. All right.

Let's wrap this up, dude. Let's do it. God, this is crazy. I'm going to leave today with a no jerking off thing, but go home tonight. Let it all out. Yeah. Get a good one going. You know, this is going to be good.

This is going to be good. Uh, yeah. Where can it work? Where can, oh God, where can people find you follow you on your journey? Well, you know, since every single week I get the shout out at the end of each podcast. Joey just butchers it all the time. Well on Twitter, you can find me at it's Ahmed with three D's at the end. So it's it's capital A, capital H M E D D D.

That's my Twitter. And on Instagram, you can find me at Schmedy two D's underscore. I'm pretty sure I just butchered my Instagram name. All right, Joey, where can they find you? Oh, if you guys want to follow me on Twitter at Joe Sanagawa, also go follow at Sanagawa studio on Twitter to find out everything that comes out of here. Um, yeah. And that's all about what?

Please follow Anthony DeVino on Twitter, please show him some love guys. Just tell him you love him. Yeah. Guys. And also tweet me a number the amount of times that you think you jerk off in one week because I'm curious. Yeah. I wonder if I, you know, they might hear mine and hear five, six and go, wow, that's

a lot. Or they might hear 10 to 15 and go, wow, that kid has a problem is Dick probably looks like or they can be like, you know, I've done more than that. Right. Just be honest. And if you want to join the no fapping, right, if you want to join the no fap, we're starting a trend right now. Let's go.

I mean, we're not. I got the trend from you. You're right. But uh, you, um, you're not going to get any money, but if you want to join our thing, you're more than welcome. Let's shake the addiction guys. Then we'll start with the phones next time. Hey, we got to shake hands.

Shake hands. See his key. All right. That is all. Thanks for listening. Your motherfuckers.